Club 520 Podcast – Jeff Teague on Eddie Murphy as GOAT, Tyreek Hill’s Situation, Barbee’s New Show

Episode Date: November 20, 2025
Hosts: Jeff Teague (Young Nacho), D.J. Wells, Bishop B, Barbie
Podcast by: iHeartPodcasts & The Volume

Episode Overview

This episode of Club 520 dives into stand-up comedy’s greatest icons (with special focus on Eddie Murphy), the financial drama of NFL star Tyreek Hill’s divorce, and celebrates Barbie’s burgeoning solo show with the crew in support. Listeners can expect hilarious and off-script banter, candid chats about relationships, hygiene pet peeves, and legacies in Black comedy cinema.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Life Updates & Regular Banter (05:33-14:00)

• The crew settles in, teasing each other about new studio furniture and sound quality.
• Shoe Rotation Challenge: Jeff (Young Nacho) jokes about wearing the same shoes for 12 days straight, sparking a debate about fashion minimalism, old habits from growing up, and how wealth changes your attitude toward clothes.
  • “I wore these shoes for 12 days straight…could I live, like, you know, differently? Real minimal.” – Young Nacho [07:19]
• The group roasts people who claim not to shower or wash clothes regularly, referencing celebrities’ odd hygiene admissions.

2. Hygiene & Household Arguments (13:00-16:40)

• Dishes & Dishwashing: Heated debate about whether lazy rinsing is acceptable:
  • “There should not be no food in this clean water, bro.” – Young Nacho [14:10]
• Bath Rags & Towels: Frequency of changing wash rags is hotly contested.
  • “That wash rag crunchy than a mother!” – Bishop B [15:15]
  • Barbie sticks by two-to-three days, the guys say new rag every time.
• Quick riff on loofahs, antibacterial soap, and methods for keeping clean.

3. First-Date Surprises: Online Dating Mishaps (17:17-19:27)

• Barbie brings up a viral story where a woman meets her online boyfriend for the first time, revealing she uses a wheelchair— a fact she didn’t disclose.
  • “Men don’t give a fuck. Long as it’s a vagina attached, he’s good.” – Barbie [18:20]
• Group debates how they’d react in that situation—honesty, expectations, and dealbreakers.

4. Tyreek Hill Divorce & Child Support Discussion (25:02–32:30)

• Detailed break down of Tyreek Hill’s headline-grabbing divorce: $500K up front payment, $50K per month support.
  • “Bro, $50k a month? What we doing, bro?” – Bishop B [25:34]
• Hosts question the rationale behind high alimony sums and the fairness of athletic/sports divorce judgments.
• Gender flip: Would Barbie, as a millionaire, just pay for her partner to go away?
  • “If I don’t like somebody, please get the fuck away from me. I don’t like that n____.” – Barbie [30:50]
• Philosophical conclusion: Better to wait till after your pro career for marriage due to risks.

5. Aging, Manners, and Being Out of Pocket (33:04–41:00)

• Conversation shifts to “getting old,” social boundaries, and the acceptability of making wild comments as seniors.
  • “The older you get, the less you give a fuck…50s you can say whatever you want.” – Barbie [35:58]
• The group imagines their future personalities and how being “mean” or “freaky” might manifest in old age.
• Commentary on public pranks and Thanksgiving/holiday generosity in grocery stores.
• “I take care of my groceries…but around the holidays, I might help.” – Bishop B [37:29]

6. Viral News: Chicago Mob of Kids Attack (40:32–47:00)

• Recap of a viral story where an elementary school-aged mob attacks a mother and her children in Chicago.
  • “Them little kids, bro. They out of pocket.” – Young Nacho [41:18]
• Barbie is emphatic: “Protect [your babies] by knocking kids out…my baby not about to see me get beat up.” [42:16]
• Moral: Regardless of circumstances, parents will defend their kids—police or no police.

7. Barbee’s New Show & Personal Anecdotes (49:26–50:53)

• Barbie discusses launching her own (apparently Patreon-exclusive) show and the nerves that come with self-review.
  • “If I see that I did something or said something wrong, it’ll bother me for a month…so I never do.” – Barbie [49:29]
• The crew cheers her on, recapping positive messages from original supporters.

8. TV & Film Deep Dive: Eddie Murphy as the GOAT (50:53–55:00)

• Eddie Murphy Documentary Reaction:
  • Jeff (Young Nacho) raves about Murphy’s legacy: “I really forgot how much Eddie Murphy accomplished.” [51:01]
  • D.J. Wells is mind-blown by Murphy’s extravagant home (“He had a retractable roof!”).
  • The group runs through Eddie’s filmography: Coming to America, Boomerang, Life, Harlem Nights, Nutty Professor, Shrek, Dr. Doolittle, Dreamgirls…
• “He the goat, bro. He’s a GOAT.” – Bishop B [51:07]
• Eddie’s versatility—acting, writing, directing, stand-up—gives him a “landslide” over contemporaries.

9. Comedy Legend Rankings: Eddie, Jamie, Martin, Kevin, Jim Carrey (55:00–60:32)

• Debate over comedy actor rankings:
  • Eddie Murphy at top; Jamie Foxx and Martin Lawrence as main competitors, with Kevin Hart and Jim Carrey also in the mix.
• Notable breakdowns:
  • Jamie Foxx: “Jamie Foxx got Ray, Django, Mercy, Ali…” [57:53]
  • Martin Lawrence: “Bad Boys, Big Momma’s House, Blue Streak, Life…” [56:23]
• Final word: No one has Eddie’s scope. “I got Eddie Murphy that played five different characters in a movie multiple times and didn’t even know it was him.” – Young Nacho [55:50]
• D.J. Wells recommends the Eddie Murphy documentary again and teases an upcoming show review.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• [07:19] Young Nacho: “I wore these shoes for 12 days straight…could I live, like, you know, differently? Real minimal.”
• [14:10] Young Nacho: “There should not be no food in this clean water, bro.”
• [15:15] Bishop B: “That wash rag crunchy than a mother!”
• [18:20] Barbie: “Men don’t give a fuck. Long as it’s a vagina attached, he’s good.”
• [25:34] Bishop B: “Bro, $50k a month? What we doing, bro?”
• [30:50] Barbie: “If I don’t like somebody, please get the fuck away from me. I don’t like that n____.”
• [51:07] Bishop B: “He the goat, bro. He’s a goat.”
• [55:50] Young Nacho: “I got Eddie Murphy that played five different characters in a movie multiple times and didn’t even know it was him.”

Key Segment Timestamps

• Shoe Challenge/Minimalism: 07:00–09:00
• Household Hygiene Debates: 13:00–16:40
• Online Dating Gags: 17:17–19:27
• Tyreek Hill Divorce: 25:02–32:30
• Aging & Out of Pocket Elderly: 33:04–41:00
• Viral Chicago Story: 40:32–47:00
• Barbie’s New Show: 49:26–50:53
• Eddie Murphy, Legend Segment: 50:53–55:00
• Comedy Rankings: 55:00–60:32

Tone & Personality

True to Club 520 form, the tone is laid-back, blunt, and irreverent, with a family-like rapport and plenty of inside jokes, pop culture references, and real-life anecdotes. The crew keeps it light even when weighing celebrity controversies and social issues, creating a uniquely engaging and relatable listener experience.

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