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Jeff Teague
This is an iHeart podcast.
Barbie
Guaranteed Human.
DJ Wells
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Bishop B
All.
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Bishop B
Mmm.
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Barbie
The volume.
DJ Wells
Man, listen, you know what time it is? Boost mobile club 520. We tapped in. Listen, we here to tell y', all, you need to get a new phone. Tap in with Boost Mobile, man. They got that new iPhone 17. That's right, the new iPhone 17 ready for you to get. And listen, if you want it, they'll pull up on you, talk to them and be here.
Bishop B
Yeah, I'm going tomorrow to get mine, man. It's time. I need to upgrade immediately, man. Take tap in.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, they'll pull up to your crib. You don't even gotta do nothing. You ain't gotta go tap in with the stores or whatever. They'll have the phone come to your crib. Boost Mobile. Pull up to your crib and get everything situated for you.
Bishop B
Oh, Boost Mobile.
DJ Wells
Is Boost Mobile for real?
Jeff Teague
Yeah, it's Mobile.
DJ Wells
They getting active. Listen, man, everybody pulling up.
Bishop B
Hold on, hold on. Ain't no way they pulling up Boost Mobile.
Jeff Teague
Pulling.
Bishop B
Setting up my service on my new iPhone 17 at the crib.
Jeff Teague
You ain't gotta leave, man.
DJ Wells
Come on, off the couch with it. Listen, doorstep sir, you know what I'm saying? When you get a new phone, the worst part is transferring your contacts, your pictures and messages, all that. You ain't even got to do all that. They gonna handle that for you. Just tap in. Listen, man, the most powerful iPhone ever. IPhone 17. Boost Mobile got you. And they gotta leave the crib. They gonna bring your phone, transfer, refer you, man. What's the. What's the excuse not to get a bn?
Bishop B
Ain't no excuses, Especially they pulling up to your door with. I never know other providers ever did that.
DJ Wells
Come on, man.
Jeff Teague
Doorstep service.
Bishop B
Wow. That's definitely new, man. That's tight.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, yeah.
DJ Wells
Shout out to Boost Mobile, man. All right, man. We back another episode of Club 520 podcast. I'm your host. My name is DJ Wells. Brought to you by Boost Mobile. You know the vibes, man. Get you and your love on that new iPhone 17. They'll pull up to a crib and handle the rest. Shout out to Hard Rock, BET, official sponsor of Club 520 and 5:20 in the morning. Be hence almost Christmas, bro.
Bishop B
Two days left, y', all, for y' all to lock one in. It's over with after Tuesday. I want to get it out the mud, okay?
DJ Wells
Now that the people reached out to me and said, you know, it's always a lot of Sports going on, especially this year. You got NFL and NBA on Christmas. Now, is that. Is that a crucial parlay? If you make the parlay at Christmas dinner, is that really a good idea? You know what I'm saying? Should you just go ahead and wait till after everybody get done with dinner?
Bishop B
Just wait, bro. Just wait it out, bro. Just wait it out. Don't risk it. It ain't worth it.
DJ Wells
Christmas until 11:59pm make a play for.
Jeff Teague
Sure be eating Wendy's.
DJ Wells
Oh, Wendy's on Christmas.
Jeff Teague
Open late. What they say eat great, even late.
Bishop B
That's why I miss Boston Market, man. Boston Market used to fool with you on every holiday, man.
Jeff Teague
They did, didn't they? Open on Christmas.
Bishop B
Than rp. God bless my nephew, man. We used to. I remember we had to go to Boston Market on Thanksgiving one day. He wicked didn't eat till 8pm one day we went to there. Then my when he robbed Osco at Osco right there on Georgetown.
DJ Wells
If you know, you know. Shout out to 56 from G town.
Bishop B
Best strawberry cookies in the world, man. Strawberry cookies are very good.
DJ Wells
Hopefully that wasn't like simultaneously I had went home.
Bishop B
He was on demon time.
DJ Wells
Respect or I pizza my dog, man. Get out, Trey. Same game with me as usual, man. To my left, we got my dog Bishop B. Hin out the priest. How he was nasty.
Bishop B
Cool and nasty, man. Glad to be back in the city, man.
DJ Wells
Oh, yeah, man.
Bishop B
Had a good time in Detroit. Thank you to Stockx. Shout out to the Detroit pictures for the awesome hospitality.
DJ Wells
Oh, God.
Bishop B
Shout out to their media staff. Had us miked up, man. It was just a vibe. My boy got to be back on the bench again, you know what I mean? Vibing out with the coaches. And I mean shout out to New Orleans. What's his name? You remember his name. New Orleans Pelican shooting coach. It was cool. Shout out to freaking Jared.
Jeff Teague
I think his name is Frank. I think his name Fred shot doctor, bro. He'd be switching. Everybody shot up, man. Yeah, Lonzo shot fix a couple people shot.
DJ Wells
No, don't you worry. We're gonna get y' all a full Detroit recap. For sure. We had a time of Detroit, man. For sure. Shout out to the family. Shout out to Stockx, man. Shout out to my boy Dale to my right. We still got my dad Vincent. Shout out to Fred Vincent, man. Show hell love yesterday. My dog young Nacho, Young Teague.
Jeff Teague
How you what, man, you know, I'm feeling good, man. I had a good time in Detroit, man. Damn. I left the signed jerseys at the crib, but shout out to Detroit, man. They showed love. It was a lot of fun, man, being back in there. We was talking about on the game, like, during the game, how tall everybody is. Like, I don't remember people being that tall, bro.
Bishop B
Nah, K being them. They're bigger than Isaiah Stewart is insane, bro.
Jeff Teague
It is.
DJ Wells
And like, lamelo legit. Six, five, six, six.
Jeff Teague
Yeah.
Bishop B
That nigga be like, bigger than that, bro. Like, I hate he found out, too. But now that the game was fire, the atmosphere was fire.
Jeff Teague
Yeah.
Bishop B
Like, we not even from Detroit, bro.
Jeff Teague
At all.
Bishop B
Like, so for us to be getting embraced and love like that, like, people genuinely asking, like, what the are y' all doing?
Jeff Teague
Yeah, they like, why y' all here?
Bishop B
It's dope to see y', all, but, like, this is a random ass game y' all coming to.
DJ Wells
Because I ain't gonna lie. Listen, y' all know There was two real 520 teams.
Jeff Teague
The Pistons in, the Hornets.
DJ Wells
Real 520. Pulling up to another city to watch the Hornets is crazy.
Bishop B
And then my game, he was genuinely like. He's like, man, y' all really love Detroit. You came to a fucking Hornets game. You should have known it was gonna smack deal. Like, nah, we just here for the vibes, bro.
DJ Wells
But the vibes were so high. You look up to the top, they were sold out feel, man.
Bishop B
Yeah, it's a beautiful place, man. Food, top tier. Had oxtails. I had more. Oh, no.
DJ Wells
While we here, let's talk about it. We always talk about how the Dallas Mavericks had the best food we ever had. You know what I'm saying? For the friends and family. Dale took us down there, you know what I'm saying? My dog, for sure. You know, we locked in nasty. They had the jerk oxtails. That surprised the hell out of me.
Bishop B
Yeah, I walked in, my guys, you know, they hit the bar. I hit the real bar.
Jeff Teague
I was a popcorn, popcorn guy.
DJ Wells
I was a far respect. I was like a strawberry gray goose.
Bishop B
Had to have some tequila sprinkled on it.
Jeff Teague
That boy was lifted in that arena. Said, no salt at the sprinkling. I had a good time. Had a good time. Shout out to Woo. He said, slow down.
Bishop B
Who poured his water in your.
Jeff Teague
I was hot. I was hot.
Bishop B
He poured his water. Yeah, he. He's doing too much.
Jeff Teague
He said he got slow down, K for my water and that.
DJ Wells
Hey, you know what's so crazy? Like, that was so much fun. I was being court side, but they were so nervous. Shout to the pictures.
Bishop B
They this how, though I said, yo, we. We got a good name, but we got a bad. We was walking down there, you could see all they eyes like, man.
DJ Wells
Yes, they all did.
Bishop B
To Luke Wallace.
DJ Wells
Luke Wallace.
Jeff Teague
52520 coach of the year from the system.
Bishop B
Yeah.
Jeff Teague
520 coach of the year. Luke Wallen.
Bishop B
Luke Wallen. I was so glad to see you. Didn't even know you was a part of that stash.
Jeff Teague
You know what?
Bishop B
Jerry Jack. Tandem is wild.
Jeff Teague
Shout out to Jerry Jack too.
DJ Wells
Shout out to Jerry. Hey, you know what? Shout out to my og. My pops is geek. We met Sydney Lowe.
Bishop B
He was like, what? Shout out to Sydney.
Jeff Teague
Legend low. Legend boy.
Bishop B
Triple team is premium in Detroit. I was not familiar.
DJ Wells
Before we get back to the top, you got triple C because of city law.
Jeff Teague
They did a triangle in two on me though. Damn.
Bishop B
You said that?
Jeff Teague
Yeah, they trapped me every time I got the ball.
Bishop B
Shit, bro was a problem.
DJ Wells
Damn.
Jeff Teague
Well, shout out. City low. Good dude, bro.
DJ Wells
Now we gotta talk about it. Luke Walton, I don't even know if he's first team all 520 as far as on the court, but just in life, in life.
Jeff Teague
First team 520.
DJ Wells
Oh yeah. Luke Walton's first team all 520.
Bishop B
Definitely head coach of the Los Angeles Lakers.
Jeff Teague
Played for the Lakers. Played for the Lakers, Won chips, became the head coach of the Lakers.
Bishop B
Your dad was a killer dad. He lived a hell of a life. And you played with one of the most fried people in the world in college. Yeah, that team alone was crazy.
DJ Wells
Like I guess the origin story him being in Arizona off the rip is just crazy.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, just a really successful life.
Bishop B
Sounds like. Damn, he went from the coach of.
Jeff Teague
The Lakers to the Kings. He used to be a coach at Golden State.
Bishop B
Like, can we see what year he coached the Lakers?
DJ Wells
Nah. Luke Walton accolades is damn near a one.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, bro, he lit.
Bishop B
I know he did, but I'm just saying what year was that? Because he won a championship with Kobe and them too, I believe for sure. Okay.
DJ Wells
He was assistant coach at Golden State.
Bishop B
Damn. Did he caught that coach the Lakers?
DJ Wells
Yeah, he was head coach Lakers.
Jeff Teague
He had coach the Lakers.
DJ Wells
The Luan.
Bishop B
That's funny as hell though.
DJ Wells
I want to say those are Kobe years. I want to be wrong. That's what I want to look this up. I feel like he might have been there with like late couple years maybe.
Jeff Teague
He definitely 520.
Bishop B
Okay.
Jeff Teague
Three years as a coach for the Lakers. Yeah, you The GOAT, Bro. 520 coach of the year.
DJ Wells
I'm rolling. I ain't going to lie. That was the Most like, enthusiasm I've ever seen from a coaching staff, like, as a whole.
Jeff Teague
I've never seen her coaches talk that much.
Bishop B
Like, they talked the whole game, bro.
Jeff Teague
The whole game. Usually assistants kind of be, like, chilling.
Bishop B
Yeah.
Jeff Teague
You'll hear him call out the play like, hey, it's a downstream. Downstream coming. Downstream coming. They didn't shut up.
Bishop B
Yeah.
Jeff Teague
Hey, you got him. I'm like, damn.
Bishop B
I swear, it felt like a high school game, bro.
Jeff Teague
Yeah. It made me look at, like, coaching differently. I'm like, damn, we don't be doing enough. They in the NBA and they just locked in. Yeah, I'm talking about. They were locked in. Everybody, bro. That's why they the best team in the league.
Bishop B
Oh, they was. They was turned up, man. Shout out to K, too.
DJ Wells
The vibes was high. Yes, bro.
Bishop B
That was my first time really seeing him, like, vocally talk to every. He talked to the whole team, bro, one through 12. So that's for him to be the young guy and everybody, like, sponge to him for information. That's fire.
Jeff Teague
Shout out to the young. Crash out, too.
DJ Wells
Oh, yeah. Ron Holland, my dog.
Bishop B
I with you. Ron is my favorite player. That's my guy. Ron Holland. That's. That's my boy. We locked in.
Jeff Teague
I like Ron. He good player.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Bishop B
We gotta learn how to shoot. We gotta get in the lab, though, Ron. We gotta get in the lab. Jumper a little broke, but damn.
DJ Wells
Don't shut my dog up like that.
Bishop B
A hell of a defender, Hell of an athlete. You know what I'm saying? He gonna be special in the league for sure. That's my guy.
DJ Wells
And like you said, not even just with K, but across the board. You'll see Tobias Harris talk to whoever else is on the team. Jalen Duran talked to Isaiah Stewart. Like, the accountability was across the board. And everybody hooped. That's why I really fuck with them. Everybody hooped. Yeah.
Bishop B
Duncan Robinson caught a boom.
Jeff Teague
Yeah.
DJ Wells
That was crazy. He caught a steel, first of all. He caught a steel in the dunk. Jimmy Neutron.
Bishop B
Yeah. I just. Well, we will be back in Detroit. Hell, I'm from Indianapolis and I ain't never got that much love at a goddamn Casico.
DJ Wells
That boy took it back to Casico.
Bishop B
They call game bridge.
DJ Wells
Oh, yeah. Patience would never and have not felt.
Bishop B
Like that since Chauvelin was at Butler. Yeah. So, nah. Shout out to that whole shout out to Detroit, man, everything.
Jeff Teague
That was fun, bro.
DJ Wells
Nah, man, we had a blast, man. Shout out to Del, man, the Stockx. You know what I'm saying? We pulled up to the facilities. Boy had a time, you know what I'm saying?
Bishop B
Yeah, y' all gotta get that smut off Stockx.
DJ Wells
They got X ray machines I ain't never seen before.
Jeff Teague
The detail they used to do to make sure your shoe is real.
Bishop B
That's some different. Francis broke down the Air Force One, bro. To the like a 87 chef.
Jeff Teague
It was like, pimp my ride in there.
Bishop B
I swear.
Jeff Teague
Said he was taking shoes that was. They wouldn't say fake. What was the word they was using? Reps. Reps. Yeah. They kept saying, we broke down this rep and we're going to make our own shoe. He took all the reps and just started creating his own shoe.
DJ Wells
And I ain't going to lie.
Jeff Teague
The.
DJ Wells
The difference between, you know what I'm saying, a cheaper shoe at a price, and the real shoe, quote, unquote, for what they was doing with the Air Force ones, bro. Just go ahead. Go ahead. JD Sports, bro. For the boneless joints, bro. That's crazy. That is wild for sure, man. Shout out to Detroit, man. Exhibition showed us hella love, too. Where's. Dude? Where do we eat at? What deal? The spot. Empire. Shout out to Empire. Great hospitality. Food was fire.
Bishop B
Shout out to the young lady. They helped us, too.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Bishop B
Merry Christmas. You know what I mean?
Jeff Teague
She was a school teacher, right?
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Bishop B
Kindergarten teacher.
DJ Wells
Shout out to the school teachers, man.
Jeff Teague
Oh. Let's talk about what really happened in Detroit.
DJ Wells
We here now.
Jeff Teague
Why you get scared?
DJ Wells
We had another camera on the show.
Jeff Teague
What the you get all scared for?
Bishop B
Mike got nervous. Mike got nervous.
Jeff Teague
What really happened when y' all was talking about my shoes?
DJ Wells
So the bus downs, we were all together for that.
Jeff Teague
So we.
DJ Wells
So we was about to go out.
Jeff Teague
To the game, and they like, no, you ain't gonna look at my.
Bishop B
I didn't say that. I said, bro, you Jeff T, bro, who gonna say something to you, bro? Where would you wear?
Jeff Teague
Nah, I had these right here. All white, classic. I swear to God, these are same exact shoes, bro.
Bishop B
Throw them pearly.
DJ Wells
So today they took. They took Jeff to Homie Court. They said these were not the shoes.
Jeff Teague
That he wore yesterday.
DJ Wells
They claiming that those are too fresh.
Bishop B
They are. Fair enough. I just hate that he. He does everything in one pair of shoes. He don't have to change his shoes. That man that lived his life got a thousand pair.
DJ Wells
Cool.
Bishop B
But I'm saying, bro, you don't have to be dusty when you get older. We know you got money, nigga. It's cool.
Jeff Teague
That's what the older people I get it, bro.
Bishop B
But you, like, step everywhere in one pair of shoes for weeks. Like, as a black community, I get it. We always be trying to be fly cool. But at some point, bro, enough is enough, bro.
Jeff Teague
How you gonna get mad at me? These was. First of all, they was brand new. I had just opened them up that morning.
DJ Wells
What made it so funny? He was really so fed up with you. When he looked, he said, wait, you've been wearing them all?
Bishop B
We got the stockx to the other shit. The other building that we went to. I said, nigga, are you really wearing those? Like, what is wrong with you?
Jeff Teague
I ain't seen nothing wrong with us. Some these are new G Phases.
Bishop B
We love Adidas. That's not even the point. My problem with him is you don't have to wear Adidas has blessed us enough to where you can wear a different pair of those every day if you want to. Yeah, but you choose to wear.
Jeff Teague
This was the first time I opened a box, bro.
DJ Wells
You choose to wear.
Jeff Teague
They literally was the first wear.
DJ Wells
He was his first Undidia shoe.
Bishop B
He literally comes. I know this. This day. This day 25.
Jeff Teague
And then L, bro.
DJ Wells
I literally open up that campuses.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, I wore them.
DJ Wells
He had a campaign in there.
Jeff Teague
I respected that.
DJ Wells
I respected that movie.
Bishop B
I don't mean to tell his business, y', all, but he goes to the gym, he coaches his team in practice. He coaches them in the game.
Barbie
If.
Bishop B
If his wife wants to go have lunch, goes to lunch, dinner.
Jeff Teague
They go to movies. These was brand new, bro.
DJ Wells
That was against the deal.
Bishop B
Even Mike looked at him shoes and was like.
Jeff Teague
That's why I really got mad. Mike looked at my shoes and I'm like, he was wearing them Bruce Lee shoes. And then. Nobody say that. Didn't stop saying something. But mom white sheltoes, bro. They made me go buy a whole new outfit, bro, to go to the game.
Bishop B
I just.
Jeff Teague
They had no shoes, though. Adidas fors might like. You gotta wear mom at. You ain't even going to the game.
DJ Wells
Hey, did nobody even see y' all fit?
Jeff Teague
Oh, God.
Bishop B
That's why I run to my shit. I was like, yeah, see, he don't.
DJ Wells
Want to take a picture.
Jeff Teague
No, no, no.
DJ Wells
I'm running this bitch back. No face, no case, my nigga.
Bishop B
For now, us sitting under that table was perfect.
Jeff Teague
Yeah.
Bishop B
Oh, God.
Jeff Teague
I was like, dude, I could have kept my all whites, huh?
DJ Wells
You could have.
Jeff Teague
Oh, shooty. Damn.
Bishop B
Oh, man.
DJ Wells
Detroit was a ball, man. We will be back, man. Get well soon to the patients, man. Y' all ain't had us nowhere. It's cool, man. Shout out to the Pistons.
Bishop B
Love.
DJ Wells
Barbie at work today.
Bishop B
Barbie, my dog.
DJ Wells
It's holiday time.
Barbie
Yeah, My birthday coming up. I'm here every day.
DJ Wells
Oh, okay.
Barbie
This is the Black Santa.
DJ Wells
The Black Santa.
Barbie
It is a tequila old Fashioned and it has a brown sugar and vanilla syrup in it.
DJ Wells
Speaking of brown sugar and cinnamon, Barbie, how do you eat your Pop Tarts?
Barbie
I don't eat Pop Tarts.
DJ Wells
Have you ever eaten one before? Back in the day?
Barbie
Yeah.
DJ Wells
How did you eat them?
Barbie
Out the pack?
DJ Wells
Have you ever taken a Pop Tart and put it in a toaster?
Bishop B
No.
Jeff Teague
You got the eight Song.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Jeff Teague
Hold on. Come on the camera real quick, Mo. Oh, be hitting them feet.
DJ Wells
Show the feet is crazy.
Jeff Teague
They like shoes.
Bishop B
Respect.
DJ Wells
Yeah, we locked in. So while we was at StockX, you know what I'm saying, We had a conversation about snacks. He idea you try to. And there was a pop Tart conversation. And these two gentlemen, they raw dog pop Tarts. And they judged us when we said that. We actually put ours in the toaster.
Bishop B
Yes.
Barbie
I mean, they're. You're supposed to put them in the toaster.
Jeff Teague
No, you not.
Bishop B
Thank you, Barbie.
Barbie
You supposed to, but I just don't eat them.
DJ Wells
They were literally made for you to actually fit in the toaster.
Jeff Teague
Literally.
Bishop B
I swear to God.
Jeff Teague
So why they kill them in the.
Barbie
Gas station to take home and put in toaster?
Bishop B
They got two people in the gas station. That's the most obvious optional ever. I'm not saying you gotta. You can't put it in the toaster. It's so optional though.
Jeff Teague
You put it in a toaster. I don't put it in the toaster.
Bishop B
Oh, yeah.
Barbie
And the icing doesn't melt in the toaster. No.
Bishop B
Oh, it locks up. It's so thick on there.
Barbie
I've never done it.
DJ Wells
That is.
Bishop B
That icing is super thick, though.
Jeff Teague
It's processed.
Barbie
Yeah. It might be so much better in a toaster, though.
Jeff Teague
I ain't gonna lie to cinnamon. One way better without the.
Bishop B
Yeah, he raw dogged it. Just fresh out the pack.
Jeff Teague
Oh, I ain't ate one a year.
Bishop B
Didn't even preheat it. Pop Tart.
Jeff Teague
Y' all can send me a box of the cinnamon. I will. Pop Tarts.
Barbie
I don't like them.
Bishop B
Barbie don't either.
Barbie
Yeah, I don't eat that kind of stuff.
Jeff Teague
What's crazy is though, all that pop Tart talk. This said he eat toaster strudels. Yeah.
Bishop B
He said he don't warm them up without the Curry. He just ate.
DJ Wells
He said cold toaster strudel.
Barbie
A cold one.
Bishop B
He said you just pour the cream a little bit.
Barbie
I can see that. I can see.
Bishop B
Bite the strudel.
Barbie
Like what you're eating cold and no ice.
Bishop B
That is the most l I've ever.
Jeff Teague
Own everything I love. You said.
Bishop B
What I realized is on this show.
DJ Wells
Just lie every day.
Jeff Teague
So what did you say every day?
Bishop B
I said it was a. In school, who would have room temperature toaster? No.
Jeff Teague
You said no.
Bishop B
I never said I ate room temp.
Barbie
And you was buying.
DJ Wells
So he didn't cook them. He just let him sit out.
Bishop B
He just let him sit out.
DJ Wells
And why was I around each other?
Bishop B
Everybody's together at lunch.
Jeff Teague
No, they not.
DJ Wells
Some things got lunches by themselves.
Jeff Teague
If you eat cold toaster strudels, you got a table by yourself.
DJ Wells
You got lunch one through first period for sure.
Jeff Teague
You come in at 9:30.
Barbie
So you combine the room temperature toaster.
DJ Wells
No. Oh, buying a secondhand toaster strudel.
Barbie
Oh, that's what I'm saying.
Jeff Teague
No.
Barbie
How did y' all get it mixed up at my.
DJ Wells
The stock toaster strudel is insane.
Barbie
Insane.
DJ Wells
Y' all fried. Has everybody finished that Christmas shopping?
Bishop B
Yeah, I'm done.
DJ Wells
You done, Barbie?
Barbie
I'm barely Christmas shop. I literally only bought stuff for my baby. Oh, I got a secret scene at work. I gotta go do that.
Bishop B
You remember your daddy done all them times he done took care of you?
DJ Wells
Mm.
Jeff Teague
Gonna take it with a dollar.
DJ Wells
Chip.
Barbie
Don't take him to Dollar Tree. That was my pawpaw.
Ryan Seacrest
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Barbie
I gotta get my daddy something.
DJ Wells
Dads don't get shit for Christmas.
Barbie
No, my mom ain't getting nothing this year either. I'm not thinking about nobody.
DJ Wells
Good holiday spirit you got there, Bar three birthday.
Jeff Teague
Oh, no, I ain't. I ain't done Christmas shopping either. I ain't really went.
Bishop B
I think I got one or two more things, but I'm pretty much done. Everybody's straight, bro.
DJ Wells
Yeah, I made the mistake of going to the mall.
Barbie
See, that's what I was trying to do.
DJ Wells
I made a grave mistake.
Bishop B
What you trying to grab?
DJ Wells
It didn't matter because I got a lot and said, nah, I left that.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, Mom. Mom be fat.
DJ Wells
The mom. Holiday time is crazy. I haven't been in a while during this type of season. It was crazy.
Bishop B
You gotta go before noon. Go before noon during the week.
DJ Wells
Oh, ain't nobody working right now.
Bishop B
Yeah, bro, the mall's open at 10.
Barbie
Yeah, they open at 10am yeah, and stay open later.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, yeah.
Barbie
How far out, though? Y' all buying gifts for, like, in y' all family? Like, y' all buying cousins and cousin kids. So where do you stop? Like, your parents, your aunts?
Bishop B
I got. I said great niece. Yeah.
Barbie
Like, it's so many people. That's a lot of responsibility.
Bishop B
They're not buying your aunt's nothing.
DJ Wells
Yeah. Shout out to my aunties. I got my nephew some. I typically try to touch pause with, like, the immediate family and then the kids and like that.
Jeff Teague
I was hoping you said something for the kids that was gonna sound crazy.
DJ Wells
Like, now immediate family touch the key. No, no, that sound crazy now. Never.
Jeff Teague
Media family. Yeah, I try to.
DJ Wells
Immediate family. I got y' all any kids.
Jeff Teague
I live in my house.
DJ Wells
Something.
Bishop B
Yeah, my kids, my family. Yeah. Who's ever at my house? Who's ever at my house this year on Christmas Eve when we have our party at the crib. Every kid, I'm gonna give him some.
Jeff Teague
Okay, I'm pulling up. You're giving everybody something.
Bishop B
My. The kids. I'm getting ready. I'm probably about 100.
Jeff Teague
Sit around over there.
Bishop B
Oh, sweet. Yeah, I gotta. I got. Especially if you get dipped in that water. Are you baptized?
Barbie
I am.
Bishop B
Okay. How far along?
Barbie
I was like 10 or something. Okay, I gotta do it again. No, you do not. Gotta get redeemed.
Bishop B
You need to jump off the diving.
Jeff Teague
You gotta get red.
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Barbie
They say one time in the water and you good for life.
Jeff Teague
Nah, they lie. You gotta get redid.
Bishop B
Yeah, I'm overdue. I'm overdue.
Barbie
I gotta talk to my grandma about it.
Jeff Teague
You know, they. I went to that camp, so I'm good.
Barbie
You didn't even get in water. He just threw spit on you. Paul's Pause.
Jeff Teague
Pause.
Bishop B
Paul. Paulie. Too freaky Mother.
Jeff Teague
He's feeling his freaky.
Barbie
You said your eyes was closed. You did.
Albertsons/Safeway Announcer
You did.
Barbie
You just wanted to play basketball.
Jeff Teague
You're saying, like I've been molested.
Barbie
I know, I know.
Bishop B
Whoa.
Barbie
You don't even know what church you was at. Nothing.
Jeff Teague
Yo, I was at George Tabernacle. Crazy Secret Joy Tabernacle. Oh, no. I just made that.
Bishop B
It's always easy to throw Tabernacle.
DJ Wells
Just some random number 18 Baptist Tabernacle Church.
Bishop B
I'm going to do it for my 40th birthday. Yeah.
Jeff Teague
You get redid?
Bishop B
Yeah. Lord will not still be here.
Jeff Teague
But y' all ever seen the one where the lady got baptized and then she pulled the pastor?
Barbie
I thought that was a guy. It was a dude.
Jeff Teague
That was hilarious. That be me.
Barbie
It was so funny.
Jeff Teague
Baby, you hold me under there too long.
DJ Wells
It was funny because our deacons, our church was just known for Notorious. Have, like, strong groups and stuff.
Jeff Teague
That's crazy. That's crazy. He said Notorious. He said Notorious.
Barbie
Notorious Famous Strong Grips and stuff.
DJ Wells
If you Got baptized in my church. You good for at least 35 years.
Bishop B
Oh, man, y' all fry.
DJ Wells
All right, Mike, please go to the picture of Jaylen Brown. Jaylen Brown has been making all types of noises here on and off the court. This is absolutely hilarious. They talk. Ask him. You know what I'm saying about him leaving his hair on people's jerseys? He said, these dudes should be grateful. They're lucky that I left my mark on them. You have the residue of a champion on you.
Jeff Teague
You're welcome, period. That's a pause, but it's exciting having a residual champion. Crazy nuts, bro.
DJ Wells
Now, Barbara, I have to ask you this question. Gentleman stays over your house, lays in your pillow.
Barbie
Why you choking?
Bishop B
Because I thought he was about to say something else.
Jeff Teague
On my pillow.
DJ Wells
If you wake up and his hairline is still on your pillow, how do you feel?
Barbie
Oh, my goodness. I couldn't imagine. I couldn't even imagine.
Bishop B
I don't know.
Barbie
Get the out.
Jeff Teague
Yeah. How you be mad?
DJ Wells
He just gotta.
Barbie
You should don't it dry. Give him. He came too fresh. I'll see you later.
Jeff Teague
I don't what it was too fresh.
Barbie
That's disrespectful.
Bishop B
So you don't want nobody to get the spray or nothing.
Barbie
I mean, do what you gotta do, King, but don't leave it on my pillow. Now, that's excessive.
Jeff Teague
But y' all wear makeup and then be left.
Barbie
I don't wear makeup like that, but, I mean, if he catch me after a night that I done got dolled up. All right, I guess it's the same difference now, but if I didn't know he had a fake hairline and I wake up and it's a front of a fade on my pillow, I'd be like, this is insane.
Bishop B
That is wild.
DJ Wells
Don't have no white pillow covers.
Bishop B
Like, I would shout out one of my days, but shout him out, man. I ain't gonna do that.
Jeff Teague
We here.
Bishop B
I ain't gonna do that.
DJ Wells
Everybody looks shout out, but they say.
Barbie
They do it now for everybody. Y' all don't get it just a little bit?
DJ Wells
Nah.
Barbie
No.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, they tap me a little bit.
DJ Wells
They tap it.
Barbie
Yeah.
Jeff Teague
Pause.
Barbie
That's a little bit crazy.
Jeff Teague
That's another one of the optional things.
Bishop B
That is an optional thing. I'm not mad at nobody. Who good.
Barbie
Yeah, it look good.
Bishop B
Yeah, I ain't mad at it. It's just when they come off, though, you got to get the good kind. I'm sure it's a good kind out there.
Jeff Teague
It really Don't. I don't know what they be using.
Bishop B
Yeah, it's some spray.
Jeff Teague
We have come to our game practice. He came to pray for this thing. It's but two years ago. Yeah, I ain't gonna say. Little homie playing good this year, too. I will shout you out, but it's a funny story about you, so I ain't gonna do you like that. He came to practice, bro. His hairline was so black. He was late to the game. Everything. Coach Lou was so mad. Lou was like, is that hairline tur.
Barbie
Do it sweat off?
DJ Wells
It was so black.
Jeff Teague
It looked crazy.
Bishop B
The wrong coat.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, it was a wrong coat. I was like, that was Navy or something.
DJ Wells
Bad boy drink Midnight Cocoa Bean. They are niggas getting.
Jeff Teague
Why you get your. He's like, why you get a haircut?
DJ Wells
Just a couple grays in here.
Bishop B
I want my black and gray.
Jeff Teague
You want a gray in your beard?
Bishop B
Oh, God. I want my hair, too. I want my hair to be gray.
Jeff Teague
All right.
Bishop B
Storm, I just want black and gray.
Jeff Teague
I don't want Storm.
Bishop B
I don't want the full blast. Just a little bit.
DJ Wells
Just.
Jeff Teague
I got gray hair. Definitely.
DJ Wells
I definitely got some grays in my beer for sure.
Bishop B
But these now, they're getting the OG, like, you know, see, holding them, they just get to. They get the black and gold. They get the actual paint. They could do. They like. They was doing your walls. When you get to.
Barbie
Smooth, it don't even look like.
Bishop B
Yeah, it's straight, bro.
Jeff Teague
Like a shadow beard. Painting them.
Bishop B
Yes, bro. They just do them like this.
DJ Wells
The Carlos boozer. But right here.
Jeff Teague
Yes, somebody do that, man. Show me a video where somebody get.
Bishop B
Their beer painting black and gold beards.
Jeff Teague
I don't get. I thought they just do the spray.
DJ Wells
And this is why, bro.
Bishop B
It's. It's an actual paint. You gotta. Gotta dip it.
Jeff Teague
You talking about the stuff that Fat Joe don't be having on the box.
Bishop B
Yeah.
Jeff Teague
Oh, okay.
Bishop B
Yeah, yeah. That's real, bro.
DJ Wells
That's why the barber community is upset right now. They said we got to go to. We gotta raise our prices. Y' all ask us do too much.
Barbie
Y' all want frontals.
Bishop B
And what am I looking for the front? Like Rick Ross in the middle with the glass. Ruben studded that right there, bro. That's pain, bro. That's fine. Why?
Jeff Teague
I don't get the point of doing. He got a real beard.
Bishop B
Yeah, but you see the. Look at the top of. You see that line?
Jeff Teague
Yeah, yeah.
Bishop B
That's the pain, bro.
Jeff Teague
Damn. What's the Point of it though. Make it look crispy.
Bishop B
Yeah, that's right here.
Barbie
His hair is crazy.
Bishop B
It look fake though.
Barbie
Yeah, like.
DJ Wells
Yeah, I gonna say it look like.
Bishop B
A piece, but that really might be a. He just. That's just make it look fuller though.
Barbie
Like those black boots. I'll be wearing that material. Look at it. I'm wearing them the Christmas special.
DJ Wells
So.
Barbie
Remember this?
DJ Wells
You said that his lineup look like he'll Mary J.
Barbie
Crazy magnolian fur.
Bishop B
Nah. Yeah, do what you want to do. Y' all though. Show face. Y' all hear it? I love it. Women get to. Women get to do whatever, man. Get you a unit. If you got to go making. Get you a wave.
Jeff Teague
No, no, no. I seen go from braid. From ball head to braids to waves.
Barbie
Ball head to braids.
Jeff Teague
Yeah. Took the unit off. He had braids. Took it off. Flip waves.
Bishop B
Yeah. Get it lined up and everything, man.
Jeff Teague
He out of pocket.
Bishop B
Leg sports. I'm shitty.
DJ Wells
D out of pocket.
Barbie
We'll tap in. We'll ask that.
Bishop B
Oh, no, that's a good question.
DJ Wells
It's 520 somewhere. Please tap in. Barbie about to go crazy today for sure. But please try to be on J. Brown. This was the roll out though old time. My boy doing the ad.
Jeff Teague
Oh, he got a hairpiece sign.
DJ Wells
He tapping in, bro.
Jeff Teague
Listen up.
DJ Wells
I needed some real advice. Cold red and caught me slipping. I also had a trip bug, but that's neither here nor there. I need to know turkey or no turkey. And I ain't talking about no cheese salmon. It's all a part of the journey. Staying sharp on and off the court. At some point you start to notice all the little things. For me, my hair started to thin out a bit. First you brush it off, then you really start to pay attention. Being a professional athlete, you always got a performer that a bright lights. Everything is magnified. The appearance, the way you walk, the way you talk, everything. This is why I'm excited to start my nutriful hair growth journey. Listen up. Shout out to him for finessing that to a rollout. That's hard vitamins.
Bishop B
I'm all for it.
Jeff Teague
That's tight.
DJ Wells
Now. Brushing your hair and say that your hair came out of the brush is crazy. That's wild, bro.
Bishop B
I'm like, damn.
Jeff Teague
He just brush it off. Yeah, that just fell on his shoulder.
Bishop B
They used to tear his mother having them braids that was separated now.
DJ Wells
Did y' all see what ti Ti was on stage and they talk about his hair. But you know, I. I respect about him. He was just like, first thing I went to do, I looked at the mirror. He's like, I want to see if it was true or not.
Bishop B
I don't think it's there. It's true. Let's see how, man, you go back to the low.
Barbie
That's what I was saying. I thought I've seen a clip where he said, that wasn't him. Or it was. Whatever.
DJ Wells
Everything's out now.
Barbie
It is.
Jeff Teague
Yeah.
Bishop B
Just go back to the fade, though, bro.
DJ Wells
Hey, I used to really have, like, this completely.
Jeff Teague
That one alleged. What's the. That was on Flavor of Love, or that was a chick. New York New Yorker love or some.
Bishop B
Yeah. Then one of them die, the twins.
DJ Wells
Are you talking about Real Chance of Love? Oh, yeah.
Jeff Teague
There was a on there that used to wear his hat like TI I.
DJ Wells
Thought it was tango legend. My favorite part with TI Some dude was like, I got the TI challenge. That TI Was like, nah, you could never defeat me at the strike. I was like, that's hard.
Bishop B
Would you ever do something like that? What. What New York did? For the love of Barbie. For the love of New York. Some like that.
Barbie
I sure would. I can't find it naturally.
Bishop B
So listen, what city would you want to do it in? You got to get a crib. You gotta pick a city.
Jeff Teague
Fort Wayne.
DJ Wells
You gotta be like Fort Wayne.
Barbie
I said La Modesto. Fort Wayne is crazy.
Jeff Teague
You gotta be like, Memphis.
Barbie
Memphis will be for.
DJ Wells
Why?
Barbie
Cause I'm ghetto, though.
Bishop B
N. Hell, Memphis would be like, she gonna need massive security.
Jeff Teague
Memphis is, like, right up your alley, though.
Barbie
I said you're judging me right now.
Bishop B
So you get to pick. You get to pick eight, Memphis. Well, two of them got to be a different race. What race are you going to pick one?
DJ Wells
Gotta be a stud.
Barbie
Okay, a stud. I'm gonna do a white man.
Bishop B
Well, hold on. Stud ain't a different race, but, you know, that's a gender preference. Okay? So fuck it. A stud. You get a tweener. You get a tweener.
Jeff Teague
A little tweener.
Bishop B
The stud. Oh, that's your tweener.
Jeff Teague
Hey. Yeah.
Barbie
What is that?
DJ Wells
I was thinking about you, but they said, this is why I've never seen a white stud before.
Bishop B
They always got the like. Like gym teachers.
Barbie
They just like Tom.
Jeff Teague
Ellen DeGeneres.
Bishop B
Exactly. They all look like Roseanne and her later years. Let's keep going. Brittany Griner.
Barbie
I love her. Oh, she ain't white, is she?
Bishop B
She's mixed.
Jeff Teague
No.
Barbie
Her voice is so deep, you.
Jeff Teague
Like, you might just date the.
Bishop B
That's why I think it's okay. So hit her upside the head with that pig. She could be petting that Margo's pig.
Barbie
That's my fear. With a woman we gonna be.
Bishop B
Yeah, yeah.
DJ Wells
No, no. The best thing about us. Keep your hands to yourself, please.
Barbie
I need to stop saying that on here. Who the hell is that?
DJ Wells
Rosie o'.
Jeff Teague
Donnell.
Barbie
That is not Rosie o', Donnell, nigga.
DJ Wells
That's Life of Louie. That ain't no Puffy.
Barbie
Oh, the dude off of.
Jeff Teague
I remember that commercial. I mean, TV show. Hey.
Barbie
Modern Family. That's what it looked like.
DJ Wells
The dude off Modern Family. That is crazy. Did you just call Lena?
Jeff Teague
White floss.
Barbie
What?
DJ Wells
Went to sleep real. She wanted five.
Barbie
She ain't got no titties.
Bishop B
All right, so you want your stud to be thick?
Barbie
No, I don't want them to be thick. That's.
Jeff Teague
That's.
Barbie
No, we're over. Get that fat ass in them pants. Cause they always try to sag. That's tricus.
DJ Wells
They do in the pants.
Jeff Teague
It's crazy.
Bishop B
They got some good bras. They be holding them titties down, bro. Studs always got the biggest titties.
Barbie
I don't think, like, all these white studs are very, very old.
DJ Wells
Shout out to the white studs, man.
Bishop B
Where's the white ones at? Am I color blind?
Barbie
They look like men.
DJ Wells
I think that's the point.
Barbie
I know, but I'm saying, like, not. I don't know what we're doing here.
DJ Wells
Hey, why the fuck is Jody Foster. We gotta get off this Barbie. We appreciate you who went down this road. It's 5:20 somewhere. The white studs, sappy and sad, look like.
Barbie
Like, look. None of them look like studs at all.
Colin Cowherd
What?
Jeff Teague
They all look like studs.
DJ Wells
Respect. Oh, man. This show is a fucking joke. I love it.
Jeff Teague
Ain't that what the point?
Bishop B
I thought so. Oh, my God. She is fucking stupid, bro.
DJ Wells
Yeah, I pride. Did y' all tap in with the Netflix fight? You know what I'm saying? Paul versus Joshua.
Bishop B
I didn't, but I seen the highlights.
DJ Wells
Jesus boy said after that fifth round, he was like, all right, do what you want.
Jeff Teague
You 92 million. You do it. What?
DJ Wells
Yes.
Jeff Teague
Two broken jobs, a job broken, two different places. Yes.
Bishop B
I give me 9 million. I don't even need 92, bro.
DJ Wells
Look, that's crazy, bro. It was so funny. Everybody was like, he's mocking him. No, he couldn't close his mouth, bro. He got his jaw broke in two places.
Bishop B
That's crazy, bro. He wasn't.
Jeff Teague
He didn't block at all.
DJ Wells
He Was trying to tackle him the duration of the fight.
Bishop B
I didn't think he was really gonna fight him like that. I thought it was gonna be like a real exhibition. Like a real exhibition. Exhibitions don't go like that, bro. Oh, God. They don't.
DJ Wells
Nah. But you know what he. I mean, I ain't gonna say that he's SM for it, but he gave the people they wanted. Everybody wanted to see him get knocked out. Everybody wanted to see him get punished. And he's like, I'm gonna give y' all what y' all want and take 100 million from it.
Bishop B
He didn't have no choice.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Bishop B
If he was gonna get his ass kicked regardless.
DJ Wells
I wonder how the Tank fight would have went. Because I. I would. I would love to see those contracts, but I wonder how the Tank fight would have went worse.
Bishop B
Exhibition.
DJ Wells
Think so?
Jeff Teague
Tank would try to kill him.
DJ Wells
Because you could tell Anthony Josh was. I ain't gonna say follow the script, but you could tell he was. He was going along with it. You know what I'm saying? He was kind of keeping it light. You could tell he's kind of pulling some punches, but.
Bishop B
But I'm gonna go six rounds, so. Yeah, he could have got him out of there in two on my mama, too, bro.
DJ Wells
It could have been a quick fight, for sure.
Jeff Teague
So he was running, though, for most of the fight, though? Yeah.
DJ Wells
Every time he started punching, he just tackled him.
Jeff Teague
Yeah.
Bishop B
That's a lot of money to receive, bro. 2 million. Damn. Well, did you have to break my job, though, bro? Damn.
Jeff Teague
After taxes, boys taking home and they're.
DJ Wells
40 million, and it was a 4 to 2.
Bishop B
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
DJ Wells
Finesse, Finesse, finesse.
Bishop B
It's fun in Miami. Yeah, they wiped it. They wiped his ass.
DJ Wells
Y' all live here now? Actually, after this fight, I am Miami Netflix. Had a hell of a weekend, though. Cause after that Dave Chappelle special drop, I ain't get a chance to watch it. I've seen bits and pieces, but so far, that's a new special.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, everybody keeps sending me a clip. He's talking about Diddy.
DJ Wells
Yeah. I think this is the stuff he toured on recently. But, yeah, this was the special.
Jeff Teague
Y' all seen that clip? Yeah.
Bishop B
What?
Jeff Teague
Where he was like, I went to Diddy house. And he was like, you know, it was only one thing that was different. You know, he talked to me, had a drink doing this. He was like, dave, what are you into? And he was like, well, you know me. I said, video games. I played this. He was like, I didn't know that was my chance to Cassie. He's like, damn. I didn't know it was my chance to fucking.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Jeff Teague
I'm like, damn. Asia felt crazy.
DJ Wells
The. The Charlie Kirk conversation. I said. I said, oh, yeah, he's a wild bo.
Bishop B
I know what y talking about now. Y' all know anything mlk. I'm tapped in.
DJ Wells
Yeah, bro.
Bishop B
He was pissed cuz they people saying Charlie Kirk was like, MLK. MLK. He could never. He called that a YouTuber. Said he's an Internet mar K. What? No Internet.
DJ Wells
He said mad if he was.
Bishop B
I did. I did see that.
DJ Wells
He said he talk about suppose it was crazy.
Jeff Teague
I got to go tap it. I ain't watch. I just seen that clip everybody.
Bishop B
He's one of the only one. He's one of the few that can get away with just anything day.
Jeff Teague
Oh, God.
DJ Wells
Yeah, bro. He's a legend, bro. Anytime Dave Chappelle is talking, I'm definitely gonna listen. So I'm definitely excited to see all the way through. But ne they had a hell of a night, boy. For sure. Anderson Silva knocked out Ty Woodley, and that looked crazy.
Jeff Teague
He beat the out of him.
DJ Wells
Yeah. Yeah, that. That looked crazy.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, that was fire.
Bishop B
So y' all still getting punched in the mouth for. For a million dollars a get some.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Bishop B
Broke a jaw.
DJ Wells
I'm.
Jeff Teague
I'm. Yeah, you out. Six weeks.
DJ Wells
Six weeks for a million dollars. I'll take my chances.
Jeff Teague
I got a good boy.
Bishop B
Y' all something else.
Jeff Teague
I'm gonna need like four.
Bishop B
See, I told y'.
Barbie
All.
Bishop B
I said the reason why I was bringing up to see what y' all changed your mind. Cause y' all told me I was crazy for taking a punch from Mike Tyson for that.
Jeff Teague
Cause you might not wake up up, bro. That had gloves on and jaw broke. Imagine that was bare knuckle.
Bishop B
That's how Mike going got to hit.
Jeff Teague
You, Paul All I was bare knuckle, cuz.
Bishop B
I can't say with a glove on. That sound crazy.
Jeff Teague
They do just make it worse.
DJ Wells
I'm not. Yeah, I'm cool, bro. Mike Tyson, you gonna take an Anthony.
Bishop B
Joshua punch over at Mike Tyson punch.
DJ Wells
Yeah. Hell yeah. A respect for me Anthony Joshua.
Bishop B
You know what I'm saying? You do a shirt.
DJ Wells
But bro, I seem like kill people, bro.
Bishop B
That strong than a. I'm not disrespecting 8065, bro.
Jeff Teague
I know that's not taking no punch from Floyd Mayweather. That hands broke. I'm taking a Floyd punch button that nigga's precision punching. He know exactly where to hit you or you gonna crumble.
DJ Wells
As long as they get my wire information before I go to sleep. Before he crumbles. Crazy.
Jeff Teague
Yeah. Yeah.
DJ Wells
As long as they get my. My wire through before I wake up, I'm cool.
Bishop B
Well, yeah.
Jeff Teague
So you gonna be cte, bro. We gonna be calling you Tua.
Bishop B
I'm with Mike. It's not that bad. I don't think it's gonna be that bad, bro.
DJ Wells
Bro, I saw Get Rich die trying, bro. I'm gonna just go up to Connecticut for a while, bro. Little training camp for six weeks. I'll be back, Rich.
Bishop B
All right. What about. What about Brandon?
Jeff Teague
Brandon? Cuz I seen him punch five twenty.
Bishop B
That's what I'm saying.
DJ Wells
Alpha 520. Alpha dead.
Bishop B
Nope.
Jeff Teague
I see him punch somebody for real.
Bishop B
Alpha did Brandon. Mike, you taking your chances? The workouts, then we're.
Jeff Teague
Go.
Bishop B
I mean it's.
DJ Wells
It's going set it up.
Jeff Teague
I heard a J pop for.
Bishop B
That's why I asked Jeff. Jeff said he slep a with no problem.
DJ Wells
You know what's crazy? We live with most generation of kids now that never been probably punched in the face for real or ever. Probably dealt with like a real fight.
Bishop B
No point, bro.
DJ Wells
Yeah, they don't go outside. They got switches too. That is fair.
Bishop B
Gonna switch you up, bro.
Jeff Teague
Swish cheese. Yeah.
Bishop B
Go put that bag on.
Jeff Teague
When the kids said that to me though, I was like, damn. Swiss cheese is holy in the Swiss cheese.
Bishop B
This is out here passing out bags, bro. Yeah, ain't no. Ain't no brawling for 30 seconds.
DJ Wells
Especially like phones and stuff. Now you can't take it L. Because boy, they gonna record it and upload as soon as it's done. Like now I gotta shoot your house up.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, now you gotta kill.
Bishop B
You don't have to.
Jeff Teague
I'm saying.
DJ Wells
No, don't.
Jeff Teague
I'm saying that's how they be thinking. That's the way that's how they be thinking.
DJ Wells
Yeah. If you put my mixtape on here now, bro, now I gotta make a better one.
Jeff Teague
That's how they thinking though. They like, oh, we about to go platinum.
DJ Wells
Maybe crashing that they'll make a song about it too.
Bishop B
Yeah.
Jeff Teague
Wow.
DJ Wells
It ain't us. God bless, baby.
Bishop B
We're not condoned that either, man. Nah, I think beyond us.
DJ Wells
Oh, 1,000%, bro. God bless anybody. So living like that. I don't want no smoke at all.
Jeff Teague
We was talking about at the gym the other day. We was talking about MySpace. When did you first notice like, damn. No, this is a minute ago. So obviously we all were single. We're doing whatever we want to do. Like, how fast did you hit up a girl when you seen she took her dude out of her top five?
DJ Wells
When I seen that, that shuffle, it's trouble in paradise.
Bishop B
I was always just locked into the profile picture. I wasn't locked in, locked in.
Jeff Teague
I used to be like, oh, then they got the top five.
DJ Wells
I mean, it's time.
Bishop B
That was some bold to put your people in the top five.
Jeff Teague
What? What?
Bishop B
I just kept my cousin them in there, bro. It got too messy.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, I just kept my homeboy.
DJ Wells
The best problem I was the girls fell out. They felt that top eight. Oh, now I can add her. Now y' all ain't friends no more.
Bishop B
I missed that, bro. I changed my song every week.
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Jeff Teague
That was the best part. Like you could tell when a girl got dumped or she was single.
DJ Wells
Oh that that Nivea. Oh boy thank God.
Bishop B
What years was that popping like 03 to 06 or some shit.
DJ Wells
03 to 07 heavy.
Jeff Teague
That complicated when that was on your profile I had to tap in.
Bishop B
Wonder what the Tom is doing now.
DJ Wells
You know what's crazy bro? We was really all coding in it. Didn't know it changing those backgrounds that we was doing copy and pasting code.
Bishop B
Was making a website.
DJ Wells
It was really coding bro.
Bishop B
That's crazy.
Jeff Teague
It was 2005, 2008. It had to be before that.
DJ Wells
Yeah, it's peak valuation was 12 billion.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, MySpace. Yeah, MySpace was. We had mixtapes on there and everything.
DJ Wells
Hell yeah you had the little MP3 player had load up the songs on there for sure.
Bishop B
Videos all down my page. I tie people nigga. I had the bio.
Jeff Teague
You know who I what song Lou used to have Holly do is Wheezy Baby. I told that Canon.
Bishop B
Oh yeah.
DJ Wells
Oh yeah.
Bishop B
Oh yeah. For sure.
DJ Wells
The dedication too. Yeah.
Jeff Teague
Oh yeah you did Wheezy baby.
DJ Wells
Classic Harry Potter.
Jeff Teague
Every time you got that page you heard that said n MySpace.
Bishop B
I wish I appreciate my space off Instagram.
DJ Wells
That was that promotion over you put him in that top four. He's like, yeah, we locked in.
Jeff Teague
I think mine was slow jams.
DJ Wells
I kept slow Kanye west banger.
Bishop B
Yeah. I. I just kept unpredictable on my.
Jeff Teague
From Jimmy Y. Wow.
DJ Wells
You got a freaky ass page, bro.
Jeff Teague
You had though.
Bishop B
I was tell.
Jeff Teague
I thought that was a parody. The first time I ever seen that video for real. I didn't think it was Jamie F. What the is he doing? I thought it was like Living Color or some. Damn, the video looked terrible. Like if you go look at the video, he had like a fur on or some.
Bishop B
Yeah, bro, he's the goat, bro.
DJ Wells
And you just brought this up. We had the conversation this weekend of a person who has some of the firest random features of all time. Ludicrous.
Jeff Teague
On my mom ludicrous catalog.
DJ Wells
Crazy. Crazy.
Jeff Teague
But like, look at this. I'm like a parody, bro.
DJ Wells
Jamie Foxx cut is insane. Jamie Fox.
Jeff Teague
I could take him serious, bro. All I think about is when he was on the Jamie Fox show. He was trying to shoot that music video. What was the song, Lou? Where he kept. Where he kept going up to the.
Bishop B
One dude took his.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, the girl was on the beach. Yeah, he was following the girl on the.
Bishop B
On the pool. At the pool. Yeah, you right. God, it looked like this On God. You right.
DJ Wells
Yeah, bro.
Jeff Teague
This like a parody, bro.
DJ Wells
The sideburn lineup pissed me off, but shout out to JB Fox got one.
Bishop B
Of the greatest R and B albums, bro, ever.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, that album was Fire Jesus. But this look fake, bro. I mean, I was a video.
Bishop B
But now that you put it like that, I remember the episode.
Jeff Teague
What was that song, man?
DJ Wells
Yeah, this tri screen is nasty. I ain't going to lie to you.
Jeff Teague
You see what I'm saying? I thought it was a joke, bro.
Bishop B
Bro, she was down. The pressure, though, on everything.
DJ Wells
But they don't even really make music videos like this anymore. They don't have real budgets now. They make them at the gas station.
Jeff Teague
Really into the song now. I'm just like amazed that I couldn't take it serious. I thought it was a period, man. What was that song? This the clip where he was in the music video. He was trying to make a music video with a girl.
DJ Wells
Girl, man. One of the.
Bishop B
You probably can type in Jamie Fox show music video.
DJ Wells
Shout out to Jiggles 3000, baby.
Jeff Teague
One of the best. That said plain white rice. Plain white rice.
Bishop B
See how it boils. Yeah.
DJ Wells
Always have to kill that.
Bishop B
I hated his friend, though. The little mouse.
DJ Wells
Redacted mouse.
Jeff Teague
Go BB or CC Wines.
Bishop B
They're killing you, mouse. Was the out of Sheila, whatever her name was. The big girl.
DJ Wells
His uncle, I think, is one of the most underrated characters on that show, bro.
Jeff Teague
Oh, God.
Bishop B
He was part of two classics, bro.
DJ Wells
Yeah, bro. Air Force is a legend, bro.
Jeff Teague
He literally is a legend. Damn. I want to know that song.
DJ Wells
Yep. Y' all think we'll ever get these type of shows again? Pop.
Bishop B
Pop your collar.
DJ Wells
Oh, yeah, that's that banger.
Bishop B
Okay.
DJ Wells
Pop your boy got the dinner.
Jeff Teague
Pop your collars.
Bishop B
This video weak to the big. There she is.
Jeff Teague
That show might be better.
DJ Wells
Yeah. Oh, talk about it. We here now.
Jeff Teague
Better than Fresh Prince.
DJ Wells
Oh, hold on.
Jeff Teague
On.
DJ Wells
Yeah, Well, I know he's going there now. Over there. Brother wasn't going Martin, so. Huh? I said, I know he wasn't going, Martin.
Jeff Teague
You know I wasn't going. Definitely better Prince. That's all you had.
DJ Wells
Hey, Pop your. The more you know, in Detroit we found out, you know, say a little bit of background about Martin. That was crazy.
Jeff Teague
Yeah. We might as well tell it here. I think people in Detroit know the announcer at the game that Martin was based off his life.
Bishop B
That's crazy.
Jeff Teague
Yeah.
DJ Wells
And he do a hell of a job. He do a hell of a job. Ask me for a long time, you've always talked about how they always gave a good vibe, you know what I'm saying? Playing up in Detroit.
Jeff Teague
He make you feel like you play on the Pistons, bro. When he announced your name. Yeah, he be like Special God from Wake 4:61. Jeff T. I'm like, damn, they say my name at the Hogs.
Bishop B
Jeff T. I would have definitely rather being Jamie Fox than Martin, though. Why the life I'd have? Just rather live just a cool, chill life. He lived a dope ass life, bro. That penthouse was fire. My didn't have a car. Jamie Fox didn't have a car. I was nothing on the Astro.
DJ Wells
The Astro van.
Bishop B
But I would have rather dated Fancy over Gina a thousand percent every day.
Jeff Teague
Fancy every day.
Bishop B
He was able to tangle with her friend as well one night.
Jeff Teague
All you talking about the girl that.
DJ Wells
Loved all the gold digger from Barney Mac back.
Bishop B
Yeah, I was something on her. Then he had another always cold the other chick that was bad that looked like Fancy, that Fancy was jealous over that. See, Martin, they get to move around like that.
Jeff Teague
N that one day when they went.
Bishop B
On a date, Martin got to hit him, though.
Jeff Teague
No, no. You remember when they went on that date her. They went on a date with their ex and they was like, t. Nicole I love.
DJ Wells
Oh, yeah, she was.
Jeff Teague
Oh, she was she fire.
Bishop B
She was smoked. She was.
DJ Wells
And Martin elementary teacher.
Bishop B
Yeah.
Jeff Teague
Pressure. Hey, I'm nothing. I'm Ben Martin every day.
Bishop B
Nah, not me. I'm nothing. I ain't want to be Shanae name.
Jeff Teague
Oh, yeah. I mean. But he was fresher than Jamie Foxx.
Bishop B
That had to wear a hotel outfit every day.
Jeff Teague
Cuz I'm nothing.
Bishop B
That's. That's.
Jeff Teague
I'm not.
Bishop B
You can't do. I guess that's a part of it, though. It's a part of it.
Jeff Teague
Pop your car.
DJ Wells
He ain't need a car. He lived where he worked at. He he did was go downstairs.
Jeff Teague
Weak as. Top it off, Jody.
Bishop B
Bro.
Jeff Teague
J. Fox bum. He a bum on that show. Cuz he lived.
Bishop B
Mama was in his life. Even though he was his mama. She was in his life.
DJ Wells
He was his mama.
Bishop B
It's crazy, cuz Jamie Fox had a dark life, bro.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, on everything. His mama left. She was a singer and mama left him for the role.
DJ Wells
Guy.
Jeff Teague
He was getting hit by Gerald.
Bishop B
Gerald pulled up. He was tell that n. I'm your stepdaddy.
DJ Wells
It's crazy. I'm a grown ass man. I'm not calling you daddy. You might get snuffed.
Bishop B
Martin. I guess Martin friends. Cold Cole and Tommy was cooler.
Jeff Teague
They was way cooler than Mouse.
Bishop B
And his was lame than a. Yeah, give me one. I'm kicking with Tommy and Cole over them.
DJ Wells
Cole was funny, bro.
Jeff Teague
Y' all ever seen them bloopers? Like not the behind the scenes. And when they talk about Martin and that dog like that. Yeah, that's just so hilarious, bro. To watch Tommy laugh the whole time.
Bishop B
He couldn't hold it. Yeah, bro.
Jeff Teague
Bro, that was funny as hell.
DJ Wells
Do y' all think we'll ever get shows like them again? Because at one point we had a pinnacle of like black sitcoms and they was like channels that like, what's for that? I know a lot of times now we got like podcasting and stuff like that. But like, that was an error, bro.
Bishop B
I do like the show with. We cut it on there once in a while. Marlon Wayans got a show though. What's it called? His kids. I don't know the name of it. Be on Netflix. And that's fire. The girl that his. That's his ex wife in there. She playing them everything.
DJ Wells
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Bishop B
Delivers from Eva.
DJ Wells
No. Papa's house was Damon. I'm mad that show got canceled.
Bishop B
I With Papa Wayne's Netflix show.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Jeff Teague
He.
DJ Wells
Yeah, it's called Marlin. He he.
Bishop B
It's called Marlin.
DJ Wells
Yeah, it was cool.
Jeff Teague
I never watched that.
Bishop B
It's smooth and it's funny.
Jeff Teague
You know what show I kind of with, though? Mike Epps show.
Bishop B
Oh, yeah, it was cool. Yeah.
DJ Wells
They got a new season of that, too. And he rep the city in there for sure.
Bishop B
Yeah, Yeah. O cheek. Funny as hell. Wanda swipes.
Jeff Teague
Kind of cool, though. I caught myself watching it on YouTube. It's a Facebook show. Old buddy show. The comedian dude came on stage. Nah.
DJ Wells
Or not.
Jeff Teague
What's his name that retired from comedy? You was telling me about it, and it'd be like a live show.
Bishop B
I told you.
Jeff Teague
Country Wayne. Country Wayne.
Bishop B
Country Wayne. They just offered my boy a bag of gear. So Country Wayne back on the road. Road.
DJ Wells
Oh, he back.
Bishop B
He said, well, I retired, but they just. They shot me them numbers. I'm back at it.
DJ Wells
Offer I couldn't refuse.
Bishop B
But I told you, bro, his fire, that was decent.
DJ Wells
Like, I watched he got Facebook on lock.
Bishop B
Yeah. Shout out to my boy.
Jeff Teague
I couldn't. I couldn't. Like, the camera angles was weird, but I'm like, yeah.
Bishop B
It throw you off? Yeah.
Jeff Teague
I'm entertained, though.
DJ Wells
Like, I'm kind of entertained.
Bishop B
The story lines is fire. Country Wayne, he's. He's a genius, bro. He ran it up on Facebook.
DJ Wells
Yeah, I. With anybody who go and do their own and then make their own production. My behind it. Like, I. With that Different Breed.
Jeff Teague
I rocked with it.
DJ Wells
Kev on stage. Got two shows right now, too, that I with. Heavy, too. Like, I love to see people creating that space. For sure.
Bishop B
Yeah.
DJ Wells
Mike, did you finish? Welcome to Dairy. Welcome to Dairy is probably my favorite show in the last couple years, bro. It's the story behind it. And I ain't even, like. I don't like horror movies. I think they all dumb, but it's a backstory to it. And it's fire, bro. It's fire.
Jeff Teague
I'm gonna check it out.
DJ Wells
Yeah, you won't be disappointed at all.
Bishop B
It is like a scary movie or something.
DJ Wells
Yeah, the clown. But it's a base of, like, how they got there. It is low key. Fire, bro.
Jeff Teague
I'm gonna check it out. What is on?
DJ Wells
It's on hbo, I believe. I watch it on Prime. Yeah, yeah. It's crazy. I'm tapped in for sure. Damn. First of the year, man. We don't got nothing but basketball now, baby. Football about to be done. No, I'm saying get to the playoffs. It's real hoops now.
Jeff Teague
The real vibes.
DJ Wells
Before we get out of here, when I ask y', all, what team in each conference do y' all feel like is gonna make a significant jump or they just gonna keep dominating to the end of the season, to the playoffs?
Bishop B
You said Eastern Conference.
DJ Wells
Yeah. Either conference. Any surprise teams?
Bishop B
The surprise team for me and y' all speak out. But this is my personal is the Pistons. And I ain't even saying that cuz we just went there.
DJ Wells
Okay.
Bishop B
Like I didn't, I didn't believe in them. I ain't gonna say they was a.
Jeff Teague
Good camp last year. I think Cap, I think I was more shocked last year than this year. Like they started off struggling a little bit. Yeah. Beginning of the season, but obviously that picked up. But my team is probably like, I think OKC is going to kind of like not fall out the top spot or whatever, but I think they going to lose 15 or 20 games. Like right now they playing a high, but I just think like they going to go on a run. Obviously they going to still be the number one team in the west, but I just think they going to run like hit a little road bump.
Bishop B
You got em losing 20, 15 to 20 games. Whew.
DJ Wells
I mean, well, they've only lost four, right?
Jeff Teague
Yeah.
DJ Wells
So if they, I mean you get in the season with 19 losses, you had a hell of a season.
Bishop B
Yeah, they go 62 and 20 is fire.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, I think that's what I see. I feel like people gonna start figuring them out a little bit. They gonna hit a little skid. Might lose three in a row or something like that. I doubt they lose three in a row. They might like two in a. I might lose two in a row, but like three in a row. Good teams don't usually lose three in a row, but they might lose two a couple times.
DJ Wells
Now for me, shout out to Chon, man. I'm making money moves. My prediction, I'm hopping on the bandwagon. Teague. Toronto Raptors, man.
Jeff Teague
Oh, they, they, they Fire.
DJ Wells
Hell of a start to the season so far. Everybody's hooping out like you said. Everybody's sharing the ball right around that 18, 19 point. Got Bi doing what he's supposed to do. He's going to be an all star for sure. Scotty Barnes is hooping out as well. RJ Barrett, knowing his role, made it quickly. Jacob Poldo. But one thing I think is going to happen for them, they've been looking to make a piece or make a move for another piece to add to this team. I don't know if they're going to get another guard. They probably need a lead guard. But if they get another Big to this team. Like, I've been seeing some rumors with if they get A.D. i've seen A.D. i love that.
Jeff Teague
I love that they get A.D. it's fire.
Bishop B
Who are y' all trading for him?
DJ Wells
Well, they got some pieces and they got some. You know what I'm saying? They got some capital. Like they can make some moves if they want to, bro.
Jeff Teague
People not trying to like Anthony Davis, want to extend.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Jeff Teague
So Dallas, like, they either gonna have to extend them or trade them pulls, but it's like, are you gonna pay Anthony Davis right now with that roster they got over there performing how they are in Dallas?
DJ Wells
Well, they say after the first year, is Cooper Flagger die. That's what they own. Yeah, I know. Kyrie even might be coming back. I don't understand why so soon. I hope he gets fully healthy so we can see the real Kyrie Irving. But yeah, after the first year, I can imagine, bro. It's no limit. Take season, bro. It's Cooper Flagger.
Bishop B
I mean, should you get A.D. one of your big three gonna have to go. Go.
DJ Wells
You could probably move from down there.
Bishop B
You go Scotty, RJ or Brad B. I got a slide.
DJ Wells
RJ would probably be the one that they wouldn't move in that situation. I don't see them moving Grady Dick.
Jeff Teague
I can see him being a trade piece.
DJ Wells
Yeah, we got a first round pick, you know what I'm saying? RJ and Grady Dick for AD that gets it done. Probably.
Bishop B
That's tough.
Jeff Teague
I don't want to lose RJ Barrett, though, honestly.
DJ Wells
Yeah, you was big on that. You was just saying that. You know what I'm saying?
Jeff Teague
Having the three songs right way.
DJ Wells
Yeah, the vibes is high.
Jeff Teague
They playing the right way.
DJ Wells
But do you go after Daniel Gafford then?
Jeff Teague
We can get Daniel Gafford.
DJ Wells
Yeah, you can get Daniel Gafford. Probably a pick and a player in this situation. Cause the Mavs just trying to spread. I mean, they trying to shed money.
Bishop B
Yeah, that's solid.
DJ Wells
I'm buying stock, man. And the rookie CMB column, Murray Boyz, he been playing very, very well for them as a B.
Jeff Teague
He played him on 2K, man. They got on. He was stilling the fuck out the ball.
Bishop B
Oh, y' all played.
Jeff Teague
Actually, his guys, they got. One of his guys got in the chat, was talking bad to us. I ain't forgot about that.
DJ Wells
What's been up with that? What's. What's the 520 streaming like? You know what I'm saying?
Bishop B
I know.
DJ Wells
Malcolm busy. You know what I'M saying, he. He a superstar now, my boy. He pulled up to the city doing his own side quest now.
Jeff Teague
Ain't really hooping no more, man. He out there with the amigos.
Bishop B
And yeah, he was around eight miles.
Jeff Teague
And Detroit, baby face right in them.
Bishop B
The boys calling in, checking in on Mel. Damn, the real bts, he probably annoyed like that. I'm grown.
Jeff Teague
Yeah. I said, mal, you all right? He said, yeah, I'm on my way back.
DJ Wells
Said, man, we ain't got no ransom.
Jeff Teague
Money in Detroit, bro. I said, tie you up.
DJ Wells
We want 50k.
Jeff Teague
I'm say, damn, no.
Bishop B
Y had to keep for a couple days.
Jeff Teague
I'm like, m turn up. Just join the game, man. Get down.
DJ Wells
You from Detroit now?
Jeff Teague
Yeah, you from Detroit now.
Bishop B
Switch cheese.
DJ Wells
M.
Jeff Teague
Go ahead, get you a cup.
Bishop B
One that I will say is. I think it'll make a turnaround real, though. I got. And I ain't saying it, cuz, bro, I think the Hawks. I think Trey and we going to figure it out if they don't move some around.
Jeff Teague
Just got. He going to be out for a while. He's sick again.
Bishop B
He's sick?
Jeff Teague
Yeah, you know, he got.
Bishop B
Damn.
Jeff Teague
He got like a disorder or something.
Bishop B
He shake that when he get back on the court. I think they going. If they get healthy, I think they gonna make a run out east. Cuz the east is still.
Barbie
Still.
Bishop B
It's still trash, y'. All. No hate to the Pistons. I with y', all, but y' all really got a chance to win that. And it's the best time to take advantage. Y' all damn got the Toronto Raptors. When Kawhi, number one type of year.
DJ Wells
Did you see friend Van Fleet talking? And he was just like. When Kawhi first got there, he's like, I don't know why they trade for me. I'm not staying.
Bishop B
Yeah, yeah. Keep it real.
Jeff Teague
He kept his word, too. Out of there.
DJ Wells
Hey, that's so far. I don't even want to be here. I'm winning, Chip, and I'm a dip.
Bishop B
They was on KD ass, too. That did KD say he don't take baths every day.
DJ Wells
Yeah, that was.
Bishop B
That was wild what he said he don't take bath.
DJ Wells
He said he was locked in, bro. He wasn't taking the bath. And he's like, yeah, I'm nothing, bro.
Jeff Teague
He said he played. He's so unlocked in the basketball, he can't take a shower.
Bishop B
Yeah.
DJ Wells
He say, heck, or we saw that or I can believe or washing Nike socks blended in.
Bishop B
But now I'M like, that's what I'm saying. KD hair the way it is, that ain't natural. You didn't let get so far out of hand, it had no choice but to separate like this gave. I said damn. No wonder why thinking look like an oatmeal piece. You ain't trying. You ain't putting money in that.
DJ Wells
He had no choice but to separate his face.
Bishop B
For real.
DJ Wells
No choice but to separate.
Bishop B
Ah so I mean shout out to Katie. You the guy. But bro, that's trifling. I taking the bathroom.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, bro. Yeah. And you hoop though.
Bishop B
Yeah, you hoop and you work out multiple times a day.
DJ Wells
Yeah, there's no excuse. Never trolling, bro. Probably that's a bad troll.
Bishop B
I'm saying if he was the side of pocket.
DJ Wells
But that's what I be saying. You know what I'm saying? With boys being introduced, I'm locked in same clothes from yesterday. It don't have to be be, bro. Your customer can wait, bro, if you.
Bishop B
Gonna wear the same outfit on the block, just swap it.
Jeff Teague
I think I wear the same fit, bro. That's how. That's why I'm so used to trapping like that. That's why my shoes.
DJ Wells
That's why I do that.
Jeff Teague
Same feel. When I used to be. I used to be on the block. I used to be on 38th.
Bishop B
That's fine if you was. See, that's why I hate fake ass doughboys and these new kids. Cause y' all understand from my hood.
Jeff Teague
I was gonna.
Bishop B
They was wearing the same clothes but was washing their ass, changing their draws and socks.
Jeff Teague
Why you putting the same then?
Bishop B
Like at least cuz my fit might have been fresh academics up Fat Albert outfit was 300 back in the day.
Jeff Teague
Me, I used to keep my outfit on. I used my same black te three days in a row.
DJ Wells
I don't know why you was living like that.
Jeff Teague
I ain't sweat.
Bishop B
You athlete.
Jeff Teague
I used to take it off and hang it up. Wear that the next day.
Bishop B
You shower though, right?
Jeff Teague
Yeah, I had a cup with some ice in it.
Bishop B
My life in minute DJ of here.
DJ Wells
This your tell. Grab some merch, please change your merch. Don't wear our merch days in a row.
Jeff Teague
There's no.
DJ Wells
Wash your ass.
Jeff Teague
Trap.
Bishop B
Do trap every day, bro. He run now. I know he wash his feet. Cuz this smell probably would have reached me by now. But cuz that he go 30 days strong.
Jeff Teague
Hold on, bro.
Bishop B
That's the only thing I know that fast with shoes.
DJ Wells
All my socks are bre f with.
Jeff Teague
Shoes is crazy crazy these all brand new socks every time I I I don't wear the same socks twice what they talking about don't I don't I pop tags every day it's a wasteful.
Bishop B
Ass.
Jeff Teague
Draws my draws get two wears the streets too draws a lot I'm.
Bishop B
Stressing deal I got I got draws on from co. Shop club520.com with some.
DJ Wells
Icing yeah grab you a couple shirts man so you can change them up Shout out to Hard rod bet shout out to boost mobile we'll catch y' all next time we out the volume.
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Laughs, Culture, and Sports Talk: From Jake Paul's KO to Jaylen Brown’s “Residue of a Champion”
This episode of the Club 520 podcast, hosted by former NBA All-Star Jeff Teague with co-hosts DJ Wells and Bishop B Henn, brings the crew back together for another signature blend of hilarious basketball stories, fresh sports takes, and running commentary on pop culture’s wildest moments. The squad recaps a Detroit trip, debates snack etiquette, discusses viral sports headlines like Jake Paul’s knockout by Anthony Joshua and Jaylen Brown’s “champion residue,” and reminisces about classic sitcoms—all with their trademark lovable, unfiltered energy.
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Notable Quotes:
Vibes:
A blend of NBA nostalgia and locker-room banter; respect for Detroit’s sports culture.
Key Moments:
Quote:
“So he didn’t cook them. He just let 'em sit out.” – DJ Wells, on cold Toaster Strudels (21:13)
Vibes:
Classic Club 520—turning mundane topics into laugh riots with wild personal confessions.
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Vibes:
Relatable family chaos; playful complaints about holiday stress and expectations.
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Deeper Cut:
They riff about male grooming dilemmas, spray-on hairlines, painted beards, and culture’s ever-evolving standards of Black male appearance.
Jake Paul KO Recap:
Side note:
Discussion on Dave Chappelle’s new Netflix special dropping the same night.
Would You Take a Punch for Millions?
Key Moments:
Vibes:
Nostalgic, funny, and real—centering on how culture, music, and comedy shaped them.
Key Points:
Quote:
“They playing the right way...the vibes is high.” – Jeff Teague, on the Raptors (68:58)
Key Notes:
Unfiltered, hilarious, warm, and sometimes nostalgic. The Club 520 crew bounce from sports takes to life advice and culture, giving listeners insightful sports banter, inside NBA stories, and authentic friendship chemistry. Great for anyone looking to laugh and catch up on the culture of basketball and beyond—even if you missed the whole episode.