Club 520 - Jeff Teague on Klay Thompson’s LEGENDARY Warriors & Mavericks career, Jake Paul-Tank Davis CANCELED

Summary

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Club 520 Podcast — Episode Summary

Date: November 10, 2025
Main Theme:
A classic Club 520 session blending NBA sneaker nostalgia, holidays, group banter, athlete wealth, and current sports drama, highlighted by hilarious stories from host Jeff Teague and friends. Special focus is given to Klay Thompson's Warriors and Mavericks legacy, viral relationship moments, Jake Paul-Tank Davis fight cancellation, and the financial ups-and-downs of pro athletes.

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Episode Highlights & Key Discussion Points

1. Klay Thompson’s Career & Going Viral

• Klay’s Warriors and Mavericks Runs: The crew debates the greatness of Klay’s NBA journey, sudden trade to Dallas, and his renewed personal life now going viral.
• Ex-Girlfriend Goes Public: Discussion around Klay’s ex lamenting that he never smiled like he does now, highlighting how new relationships can reveal different sides of people.
• Notable Quotes:
  • “You can have a different version of yourself with a new partner. Does that not exist?” — DJ (62:24)
  • “She said he broke up with me because I wanted to go public. He dating the most public in the world and going crazy.” — Barbie (62:40)
• Ranking All-Time Shooters: Stat talk and opinions on where Klay ranks among NBA sharp-shooters, mixing in Dame Lillard, Ray Allen, and Steph Curry (64:15–65:00).

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2. Sneaker Nostalgia & NBA Packs

• Grilling Retro Jordan Releases: A hilarious debate over the best Jordan packs—Retro 11/12, 13s vs. 12s, Bugs Bunny 8s, and more.
• Personal Stories: Teague and friends reminisce on old hooper kicks, packs from their Wake Forest days, odd colorways, and “gas station specials.”
• Memorable Moment:
  • “Air Force Ones was only good because it was cheap...$80. But there’s no better feeling than rocking a crispy pair.” — DJ & Devontae (12:32)
• Sneaker Culture Shoutout: Love for being able to cop “grails” in malls without hype (13:46–14:14).

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3. Holiday Vibes: Thanksgiving & Side Dishes

• Top 3 Side Dishes: The squad ranks must-haves for Thanksgiving (greens, yams, dirty rice, dressing).
• Relatable Banter: “If you’re country, you do dirty rice. That’s pretty much it ... I don’t eat dressing.” — Mike (17:22)
• Homestyle Shout-Outs: Passionate talk about family cooking, turkey ham, and offering to chip in to get those legendary plates (18:05).

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4. Bar Culture & Alcohol Memories

• Classic Cocktails & Drinking Origin Stories: Hilarious segment on first drinks (Hypnotic, Mad Dog, Four Loko, E&J) and wild college/pre-NBA moments (19:00–24:12).
• Notable Quotes:
  • “The trick is blue Kool Aid with Hypnotic...” — Mike (20:15)
  • “Four Mad Dog 2000s…is he still alive, bro?” — Devontae (23:52)
• Barbie’s “Incredible Hulk” Drink: Running joke on evolving cocktail recipes for Millennials and original party stories.

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5. Jake Paul vs. Tank Davis—Fight Called Off

• Fight Drama: Quick pivot to why Jake Paul vs. Gervonta “Tank” Davis got cancelled (legal issues, sanctioning, weight class problems).
• Speculation: Who should Jake Paul fight next? Will Tank return to real boxing for a final payday?
• Great Line: “That Jake Paul fight was a lottery ticket…that was Christmas.” — DJ (33:34)

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6. Group Dynamics: R&B Groups & Identity

• Which Group Member Are You?: Hilarious debate as the crew assigns Club 520 members to legendary R&B group roles (Jodeci, Drew Hill, Boyz II Men, Temptations).
• Banter Examples:
  • “You Jojo…DJ is Cisco, for sure.” (35:49, 37:12)
  • “Mike is Nathan, that’s crazy.” (39:00)
• Temptations Skit: Barbie jokes about “Paul, the drunk,” and battling origin stories.

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7. Viral Black Memes & Parody

• Michael Jackson/Flex Washington Movie Clip: Crew reacts to the infamous “Man in the Mirror” scene and Michael Jackson memes (42:17–44:00).
• MJ Family Drama: Opining on Jermaine Jackson’s diss toward Michael. (“Making a song about your brother is crazy.” — DJ, 44:53)

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8. Athlete Finances: Losing Fortunes & Child Support

• Deep Dive: Why so many pros go broke—bad investments, stolen funds, child support, lack of financial literacy (86:16–89:44).
• Examples:
  • Sebastian Telfair’s new documentary and tough reality (88:58–89:46).
  • Antoine Walker, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Lamar Odom losing millions from bad deals or supporting too many people (87:07–88:15).
  • Joe Smith’s divorce & aftermath (94:20–94:52).
• Child Support Extremes:
  • “How mad would you be paying $115k a month...that’s a million a year, on a little bastard?” — Devontae (106:08)
  • “No kid needs that…A quarter mil a month? Goddamn.” — DJ (97:34)
• Strategy & Survival: Jokes about putting assets in mom’s name, freezing sperm, not having kids until done hooping (95:03–96:26).

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9. Pet Peeves & Daily Annoyances

• Playing the Lottery & Gas Station Stories: Teague recounts spending $5k on lotto tickets after a dream (73:44–78:23).
• Pet Peeves: Annoyances like folks cashing checks at grocery stores, getting lotto tickets at gas stations, and holding up the line (71:23–71:59).

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10. Social Media & Prep Sports

• High School Athlete Branding: How prep players and coaches now use social media for exposure—“It’s 2025, the world does social media.” (69:52).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Air Force 1s:
  • “Air Force Ones was only good because it was cheap…but there’s no better feeling than rocking a crispy pair.” — DJ & Devontae (12:32)
• On Financial Loss:
  • “A lot of people don’t go broke from spending, it’s from getting stolen from.” — Devontae (86:24)
• On Child Support’s Impact:
  • “Behind every broke man…it’s some woman that came up.” — Devontae (92:45)
• On Fatherhood & Support:
  • “If I’m paying $115k a month, the kid better be with me every single day!” — Devontae (101:23)
• On Athlete Upbringings:
  • “I used to envy dudes like Mike Conley—if your dad’s a millionaire, you never gonna make the first mistake...” — Devontae (88:37)
• On Bad Drinking Choices:
  • “Four Mad Dog 2000s…is he still alive, bro?!” — Devontae (23:52)
• On Lottery Regrets:
  • “Had all these tickets on the floor, thought I was gonna retire. Nothing hit.” — Devontae (75:07)
• On Klay Thompson’s Legacy:
  • “Second greatest shooter, wrong time…not do that to Klay.” — Devontae (64:22)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Intro & Shoe Banter: 06:28–16:57
• Thanksgiving Sides: 17:14–18:33
• Classic Cocktails & Drinking Stories: 19:00–24:15
• Jake Paul/Tank Davis Canceled: 32:33–33:38
• R&B Group Assignments: 33:38–38:14
• Michael Jackson Banter/Flex Clip: 42:16–44:07
• Athlete Finances and Child Support: 86:16–101:57
• Lottery & Pet Peeves: 73:44–78:23, 71:23–71:59
• Klay Thompson Relationship Topic: 62:24–62:53
• Ranking NBA Shooters: 64:15–65:00

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Tone and Style

• Casual, hilarious, off-the-cuff, sometimes raunchy, always authentic—just friends telling stories, roasting each other, and musing on NBA life, finances, and cultural headlines.
• Frequent use of inside references, “real talk” on athlete life, and no-holds-barred honesty.

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For New Listeners

This snapshot captures the wild ride of Club 520: you’ll laugh, reflect, and come away with new angles on sports, music, money, and the messiness of real life. The podcast expertly weaves viral culture with deep laughs and relatable moments — no agenda but vibes, nostalgia, and big energy.

Transcript

[Devontae]

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[Barbie]

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[DJ]

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[Mike]

I need it on my MC Crispy Chicken sandwich.

[DJ]

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[Mike]

It's good by itself, but with that new Buffalo Ranch sauce, they give it a whole new flavor, a whole new kick.

[Devontae]

For sure, man. I did mine in my fries sometimes. Okay, I dressed the fries up, dip the fry in the sauce, see what it's talking about. It's got that cool, that mild, that tangy sauce. I kind of rock with it.

[DJ]

Listen, man, McDonald stay with a fire sauce, but this one right here, Buffalo Ranch. Best of both worlds, man. Cool and tangy. Be here. What you ordering with it, man? Go ahead and give us the rundown.

[Mike]

All right? This might be a little crazy. I'm going wild with it. Me Crispy Chicken Sandwich for my appetizer. I'm Going with the tenders with my side. I'm going with the fry. Three buffalo red sauces though.

[DJ]

Okay.

[Mike]

You know what I mean to get me together.

[DJ]

Listen, I'm a snack wrap guy, so I'm gonna tap in and see what's going on. Keep it cute, but you can't go wrong, man. Shout out to McDonald's, pull up, get you that new buffalo ranch sauce. Tell us how you feel about it. Tap in with Club 520. Tell we sent you available for a limited time now at participating McDonald's only while supplies last order. Now this is Club 520 and this episode is brought to you by Square. It's crazy. Now, some of my favorite spots and neighborhoods we grew up in are now all using Square, man. The community, the relationship, the small businesses. It's the relationship that you feel when you pull up to them places. Being here and growing up in that. I know you familiar with it, bro.

[Mike]

Nah, for sure. Because me going to Angie's back in the day, it was hard. All they took was cash. So now they got squares, easy tap to pay. They make it super convenient for everybody to, you know, go through that day and purchase the food.

[Devontae]

Shout out to all the small businesses, man. Shout out to keep your head up. I still get my hair cut over there. Yeah, a lot of great barbers, a lot of great people use Square now, you know, around Indianapolis, everybody go around. We, we go to your adventure. I got Square.

[Mike]

I'm also a partner of Square. They made my life a lot easier. Invoices especially, especially for my catering order. So square is the way to go for sure.

[DJ]

And don't part about Square is like you said, man, they tap into the community, man. They take care of small business owners, making sure they can get their paper the right way. Taxes, all the above. And they pour back into the community. Offer some opportunities for those business to grow as well, man.

[Mike]

I love that. Money that is spent in the neighborhood, stays in the neighborhood, man.

[DJ]

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[Devontae]

But before you do, go support your favorite local neighborhood business.

[DJ]

All right, man, we back another episode of Club 520 podcast. I'm your host. My name is DJ. Well, it's brought to you by Boost Mobile. You know the vibes. Get you that new iPhone 17. They'll pull up to your crib, man. Handle the rest. One more time for StockX, man. Keeping the studio wonderful, man. Keeping our feet fresh. Shout out to the gang. Also 3D Retro shout out to my guy out there. Vegas going crazy. Designer Con is pulling up this weekend, 14th through the 16th. November in Vegas. Pull up, man, get you some nice stuff. Decorate your house. Same gang with me as usual. To my left, we got my dog, Bishop. B hen out the priest. How you what? Nasty.

[Mike]

Cool and nasty. Let's get to it, baby.

[DJ]

Okay, man. You know what I'm saying? Start snowing in that. My boy got to the trap suit back in the vibes.

[Mike]

Yeah, man. It's. Shout out to my people over at you Know who for showing love and blessing me with the whole outfit.

[Guest/Caller]

Thank you for that.

[DJ]

Yeah. Shout out to the game, Shout out to the affiliates. Now, what's crazy T is these. Back in the day was the real nice kicks. Back when they were selling the fugazes, the cool kick specials that came back to life.

[Devontae]

Them the ones that broke on me in the gym. That was my colorway right there.

[Mike]

These are the ones you had?

[Devontae]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Shout out to my boy, Sauce. He had a white and red one. Sw. I don't know what kind of red his was Valentine's Day red, but I.

[Devontae]

Had them the royal shots of my older brother. Terrell gave them to me, so you can have them Young, he went to hoop with him. Bow bottom came up.

[Mike]

Damn.

[Devontae]

Shout out to that.

[DJ]

The gas station specials, man. To my right, my dog, Young Nacho.

[Devontae]

Young Tig, how you what, man, it's cold outside. It's snowing. I guess that's the luxury of living in Indianapolis. One day you wake up at 60 degrees, and next it's still 30 and snowing.

[DJ]

Yeah. Living in a snow globe. For real, bro.

[Mike]

Excited, man.

[Devontae]

I ain't even take my coat off. I just said it's cold. I'm just gonna stay like I was mad.

[Mike]

It was no snow in the street. I'm ready to put my in four wheel drive, man.

[Devontae]

All right. Hey, he got different reasons, all right?

[Mike]

I love the snow. I love the snow, man.

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I don't.

[Devontae]

I don't either.

[DJ]

I don't.

[Devontae]

Why your shoes is filthy. Every time, bro.

[Mike]

You gotta learn how to step, bro. Learn how to step, bro. Every time you is not just that. Listen, when you walking in the snow, bro, you're not just all in the snow like that.

[Devontae]

Sometimes you just can't miss the puddle, bro. It's like sometimes you can't avoid it, bro. Yeah, I got wicked.

[Mike]

Y' all too old to just be walking in red puddle.

[Devontae]

And I wasn't ready to put a coat on, bro.

[DJ]

Yeah, bro, it was just 60 degrees.

[Mike]

You a wear a hoodie every day.

[Devontae]

I know, but like, I would ready to put a shout out to D. You know D. I still rock with Y. That's my and my people over.

[Mike]

They got your coat.

[Guest/Caller]

Come on.

[Devontae]

Y' all know I get. I've been tapped in for a year, man. I mean, they're my people, man. I've been wearing their hoodies.

[Mike]

They do got some fire.

[DJ]

For sure. They do a classic skateboard brand.

[Devontae]

Yes.

[DJ]

But I ain't gonna lie. The craziest thing I see on the comments, they'd be like, you never know what the weather is like in that. Watching y' all podcast one, they gonna have a hoodie and shorts, a full sweatsuit, a jacket.

[Mike]

Excuse me. I'm probably had shorts on next week, y' all with a hoodie. But I won't be feeling the. Y' all be always cold.

[Devontae]

And I wear a hoodie all the time because it depended on this studio is either cold outside or cold in here.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's true.

[DJ]

It get wicked and trapped sometimes.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Devontae]

In the summer it be brick in here. Unless that, bro. Yeah, it'd be brick now when that.

[Mike]

Heat or air broken this, I was mad. He was in here sweating.

[Devontae]

What day was that? Did we pot?

[DJ]

Yeah, we potted.

[Devontae]

Damn, y' all dedicated.

[Mike]

Yeah, you did.

[Devontae]

Y' all remember that day? I had a hot flash with bubble Dub?

[DJ]

DJ chose.

[Mike]

Yeah. I don't know what.

[Devontae]

I was hot as hell and we.

[Mike]

Was in his house.

[Devontae]

Yeah. I was like, by the way, that is a fact.

[DJ]

We were still in 520.

[Devontae]

It wasn't even hot. I was just hot. I don't know if I took a shot. I think tequila, man, I had a bean in it, boy. I don't know what. I was tripping. I went upstairs and took a shower.

[Mike]

Cuz I think it took his off in the show.

[DJ]

No, he put the hoodie on. And man.

[Devontae]

If y' all bored one day, go back and watch it. I was in there fighting for my life.

[DJ]

Classic episodes for sure. Hey, listen, I know it's holiday times. You know what I'm saying? People want them shoes. People want to get them holiday releases. What's crazy to me is this is not a bad thing to talk about or complaint, but I walked in the mall mid afternoon and grabbed the taxis and it seemed like people was nothing on those classics.

[Devontae]

They are. They are mid like not to be. I know. People always get mad at me about.

[DJ]

Not doing that today. I'm not doing that today.

[Devontae]

Not hitting like that.

[DJ]

Those are classics.

[Mike]

When you brought up the 13s having better colorways. I. I have to. I have to give you that.

[Devontae]

Yes, bro.

[Mike]

Because the blue 13. The. The.

[Devontae]

The flint.

[DJ]

The flint 13.

[Mike]

The flint 13 is better than any blue 12 you can create.

[DJ]

I don't disagree because I'm usually against blue Jordan. So they don't even matter to me.

[Devontae]

I'm just saying like the vibe of the shoe, like it got more going on in the 13. Like you got the hologram on the side. Like it just gives you more Bob's. Like the 12 was just like. It's a bad follow up to the 11. I ain't gonna say bad. Cause it's still a classic shoe.

[Mike]

The black and red.

[DJ]

The third. The 12th has so many classic shoes. It's just a simple shoe.

[Mike]

It is.

[Devontae]

It's too simple for me. After coming with them elevens, I had leather on the toe. Like it went too crazy then to follow it up with a 12 like that.

[DJ]

That's what you needed, bro.

[Mike]

It is.

[DJ]

When that white and red like they should have brought.

[Devontae]

They should have brought the 14s after 11. Then he would have went crazy.

[Guest/Caller]

I ain't mad at you for that.

[Devontae]

Yeah. You know what I mean? They would have went crazy.

[Guest/Caller]

I match you for that because 14s is. That's up there on my list.

[Devontae]

Yeah. But the design of the shoe is crazy. Like what's a 12? Like you know the Ferrari is like. I mean the 14s is like a Ferrari. It's like a shoe. Like what's the 12? What is that? Like the 11s. You supposed to be able to wear them with a suit and everything. What was the thing behind the 12s? I need to know this piff, bro.

[DJ]

We got that shit.

[Mike]

Yeah. Y' all know I don't know about details.

[Devontae]

What was the I need simple shoe, bro.

[DJ]

Some of the best shoes ever in life are simple ass shoes. Air force ones is a simple ass shoe. Timeless. Stan Smith.

[Mike]

That's a good quality.

[DJ]

Stan smith is a solid shoe. Timeless.

[Mike]

Yeah. Air force.

[Devontae]

I'm gonna keep it a beam with y'. All. Air force ones was only good because it was cheap.

[Mike]

They still rock today.

[Devontae]

I'm saying they rock. But we only got them because they was $80. 100. And you could be solid with a solid pair of air force ones.

[DJ]

I ain't gonna lie. There's no better feeling than rocking a chrissy pair of brand new air force ones. It just. It's a different time.

[Devontae]

If that's the best feeling you begin it's a great feeling.

[DJ]

With A house.

[Devontae]

That'S at the set.

[DJ]

Anyway, shout out to my people.

[Mike]

What's that name in the set? Yeah.

[Devontae]

I don't know. Family members.

[Guest/Caller]

What's the set?

[Devontae]

The one we went to last week. Oh, well, you told Sierra you weren't.

[Mike]

Going, and then you went, oh, okay. Arkansas.

[DJ]

Arkansas.

[Devontae]

Damn. I was just. I was just joking.

[Mike]

If that's a lot.

[DJ]

Arkansas was a Walmart.

[Mike]

Yeah. Full of.

[DJ]

That's a while. Y' all out of pocket, though. Respect the retro 12. Quality. Quality Jordan simples. Everything. Taxis, fire shoe. Man, I ain't mad at nobody being able to walk in the mall and get a grill.

[Devontae]

No, that's what's up, bro. I don't think they're a girl, but they. They.

[Mike]

Damn.

[DJ]

But when that pack dropped. When that 11 and 12 pack dropped, bro, changed.

[Devontae]

Everybody wanted the 11.

[DJ]

Nah, was. I mean, wanted 11, but want that 12, too.

[Devontae]

That was not magic on. My mama was like, hey, you want to take that doing that?

[Mike]

Like they were. But I'm saying people wanted that pack, though. That's a fire pack.

[Devontae]

They wanted the pack, but most people just wanted that 11 out of that.

[DJ]

Now, some of the packs like that 3 and 20 didn't want that 20.

[Devontae]

I did, right?

[DJ]

I did, but they were like, hey.

[Devontae]

You can give me 100.

[DJ]

You get this 20. Because that's exactly how I got mine for the low ski. But that. Yeah, that. That. That 6 and 17 pack is.

[Devontae]

That 9 pack is fire.

[Guest/Caller]

Fire 11 14s.

[DJ]

The 14s better than N Facts.

[Devontae]

Yeah, that's a fire. That's a fire duo right there.

[Guest/Caller]

I need them.

[DJ]

And that 7 to 16 pack. Underrated hair sevens with the black and red 16s.

[Mike]

Now the ones with the eights. I love that shoe. What's that?

[Devontae]

The black 15.

[DJ]

That's how me and this met outside the griffies. You bought my Bugs Bunny Ace off me Square.

[Mike]

I gave him away.

[DJ]

Violated.

[Mike]

I gave him DAV now they mid.

[Devontae]

The Bugs Bunny eights. That's how I got mine out. That pack.

[DJ]

Damn. Infrared pack. I had those. I split with somebody.

[Devontae]

What's up? Some 15s with that pack. The Bugs Bunnies?

[DJ]

Yeah, that black one. Red 15.

[Devontae]

I got that pack right there. Shout out to my boy T. Fools. I was at Wake Forest. Nike was loading me up. They was sending me all the shoes. I had all these packs.

[DJ]

That five or 18 pack.

[Devontae]

I had that pack right there, that five and 18. Got that. Got that seven pack.

[Mike]

I went with that 13 is for her, too.

[DJ]

The 13 in the charcoal.

[Devontae]

I had that pack too. Yeah.

[Guest/Caller]

Hands down, though, we can. We can all agree that the 12 and 11 was the most far superior, bro.

[DJ]

It's landslide.

[Mike]

Literally.

[Devontae]

It's not.

[DJ]

Now, partially, that Carmine 6 is one of my favorite shoes and that 17 is heat, but I ain't gonna lie.

[Guest/Caller]

To you, that 14 and a nine is still.

[Devontae]

That. That 14 and I pack is very, very nice.

[DJ]

Shout out to my homeboy, Roger.

[Mike]

That's a boot. The nine is a boot.

[DJ]

It is.

[Devontae]

Oh, if that's a boot, what is that?

[Mike]

That's a boot.

[DJ]

That olive knot.

[Mike]

That's for the club.

[Devontae]

The olive knot is definitely turned that into a 1000. They literally turned into a boot. They did turn into a boot.

[DJ]

Why did y' all violate the 12 so bad? That 13 tongue is so crazy. Like, all my life.

[Mike]

It is. Yeah.

[DJ]

If I'm walking through the snow, I'm gonna take my 13s before I take my dwells for sure.

[Devontae]

Me now.

[DJ]

That pack right there. Nasty.

[Devontae]

That's. That's.

[DJ]

That's a nasty pack.

[Devontae]

I got that pack. I got that.

[DJ]

That came out of house of hoops.

[Devontae]

I remember I wore them the other day.

[DJ]

Yeah, that 14 hard. That 13.

[Devontae]

That 13 got, like, glossy on it, too.

[DJ]

Nasty work, but.

[Devontae]

Shout out to the shoe game, man.

[DJ]

Man, Shout out to the shoe game, man. Winter time auto release is going crazy. All these babies want shoes for Christmas. Go ahead and start tapping in now. All right, Be here. Listen, Thanksgiving is approaching. The people ask, man. Top three important side dishes for Thanksgiving.

[Mike]

Greens. My easy.

[DJ]

That's landslide green smacking yams.

[Mike]

That's a. That's land spot.

[Devontae]

If you.

[Mike]

If you country, you do dirty rice gravy. Cousins. Cousins is cabbage and greens mixed together. I mean, what's another freaky side? That's pretty much it. That people do dressing, dog. I don't eat dressing. That's it, though. For real.

[DJ]

No focal dress. I'm surprised by that.

[Mike]

All right. It's too mushy, bro.

[Devontae]

You don't like all that you cooking this year?

[Mike]

No, I'm just celebrating.

[Devontae]

You just eat?

[Mike]

Yeah, I'm just there for the vibe. So I got. I got a new journey.

[Devontae]

You already know what we eating? This. This. You know? Yeah. Around the corner, another vibe. Turkey ham is pulling.

[DJ]

Going down Iconic.

[Devontae]

My mama tomorrow.

[Mike]

I'm gonna tell her, whatever you need. I. I'll pay for it. I'll pay you for your services. I will come pick it up, too.

[DJ]

Yeah, we gotta have.

[Devontae]

I swear, he go.

[Guest/Caller]

I swear to him on the show.

[Devontae]

Yeah, I'll go try it, bro. Y' all go love it.

[Mike]

I'll pay for it. That's on me.

[Devontae]

It ain't turkey. Hell, it's just turkey.

[Mike]

I gotta. We definitely can mukbang that. For sure.

[DJ]

Oh, man. Barbie at work today, man.

[Mike]

Hopefully Barbie. Where you at, nasty?

[DJ]

Excuse me.

[Barbie]

I'm not ready.

[Mike]

We are.

[DJ]

What does that mean? Wait a minute.

[Barbie]

We just gonna drink today? Okay, we're doing it for the culture.

[DJ]

We're doing for the culture. Okay, what we got today?

[Mike]

This is red.

[Guest/Caller]

It's green.

[Barbie]

It's green. We had to do it for the millennials and get an Incredible Hulk because they are trying to change the culture.

[Mike]

I love y'.

[DJ]

All.

[Barbie]

So now they're trying to make it with crown peach.

[DJ]

I've been seeing this, right?

[Barbie]

And what is this? It's incredible.

[DJ]

Real incredible. Hug, baby. One of my favorite beverages. Yes. Shout out to Barbie. Yeah, I saw that. They try to replace it with crown peach. I said, yeah, that's not.

[Devontae]

That sound like that's how I want it. Crown peach.

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[Devontae]

Sound like a legendary drink.

[DJ]

Crown Peach and Crown Apple have some real interesting profiles of the people who drink that alcohol on a regular basis.

[Devontae]

You ain't with it. Be here.

[Mike]

Oh, it's good.

[Barbie]

So I'm gonna try the other recipe later. So the chat gotta tap in with me, but okay. For the millennials, we have to do the original.

[Devontae]

You know what's crazy, man? When I first time I ever drank alcohol, besides with Mike Bibby, when I like did that, had that little five thousand dollar bet. Whatever. Next time I seen you, be here. No, I used to drink hypnotic like it was.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[Devontae]

Like it was a real thing.

[Mike]

Capri Sun.

[Devontae]

I ain't thinking. I know. It was like a. I know they wasn't that strong with alcohol. Yeah, but I used to bring it over there, like got that hit for y' all boys. CBS too. On 56th Street.

[Mike]

On my mama Hypnotic. Tap in with us. But look, the trick is blue Kool Aid. That's the mix you use for the hypnotic on a date. That's what you use. That's what you order.

[DJ]

You pour it directly in the bottle or you directly in the cup.

[Mike]

No, you mean you just do it like this?

[DJ]

Okay, I thought you was taking just.

[Mike]

That's if you got a date at the crib when she pull up Kool Aid. Yeah, this how I bartend a crazy, crazy hand. We can have a battle on this pause.

[Devontae]

That's nuts.

[Mike]

Look, I don't know what y' all doing with this, but blue Kool Aid, I Don't know. Blue Kool Koolaid and a hypnotic. I'm telling y', all, it's a Barbie. We make it one day.

[Barbie]

Cocktails will be here. All right.

[Mike]

I'm telling you.

[Devontae]

You know what's crazy? When I. Like I said I ain't drink. For real. For real. But when we was in Atlanta, shout out to my brother. You ever heard. It's a liquor called Bonovich. A Bonovich or something like. So shout out to my brother.

[Mike]

Bottom.

[Devontae]

Or something like that.

[Mike]

For real.

[Devontae]

Used to buy it with hypnotic input, like blue Kool Aid. Like that. He called that bottom.

[Mike]

That's what I thought you would say.

[Devontae]

He called it. He was like, make some of that bottom.

[Mike]

Hey, I'm telling you, that. Get the party started kicking like an edible. I'm telling you. There's something about that sugar and that Kool Aid touching that liquor.

[DJ]

The diabetes kick in, bro.

[Mike]

I'm telling you. Because that's all liquor is.

[Devontae]

Essentially, that Said that bottom. Shout out to my brother Terrell, bro. That was a legendary.

[DJ]

And what's crazy is hypnotic. Graduated to Nuvo. When you see. Walking around with lipstick bottles for that promotion. It was nasty work, bro.

[Mike]

I could never get into taking shots.

[Barbie]

Of Nouveau UV it was like, two for five dollars. You can get two half pints. Two half pints for five dollars.

[DJ]

No, UV Ain't. Ain't nothing like the other two. We just said. That is premium candy vodka.

[Devontae]

You go to the get two pints, you gonna be smashed.

[Mike]

That's when I start hanging. Hanging Shanice. Yeah, the UV off the blue and green.

[DJ]

That blue raspberry. You was mixing them all.

[Mike]

She was. I said, you a two for five. Put that 40 back in.

[Barbie]

Yeah.

[DJ]

I gotta talk about.

[Barbie]

For me, two for 25. It was a little bottle.

[Devontae]

That's how they used to.

[Mike]

That's how they used to pregame. Mike might be too young for UV I don't even.

[DJ]

Yeah, definitely.

[Devontae]

I'm too young for UV I didn't drink alcohol as under.

[Mike]

It was. It was up, bro. I was drinking by the time you was drinking. Of course, nigga.

[Devontae]

I cracked it off with the NBA breakthrough. Yeah.

[DJ]

17 back. You know what I'm saying?

[Mike]

The Caprice in Atlanta, that was pulling up to the crib. Definitely came over your house with some UV in their pocket.

[DJ]

And it fit in their back pocket, too.

[Mike]

For sure, bro. We know.

[DJ]

I ain't did numbers.

[Mike]

Yes, bro.

[Devontae]

Nah.

[Barbie]

Two for $5.

[Devontae]

I remember my Lou made me drink.

[DJ]

What?

[Devontae]

It wasn't a Smirnoff. It was what was that you could buy at the gas station? It tastes like Kool Aid.

[Barbie]

Seagrams.

[Devontae]

Not no Mad Dog.

[Mike]

I about to say y' all was on.

[Devontae]

I watched a at Waiting Forest, cuz it was a young and I ain't gonna call his name out he came on his college visit, bro. And nope, I ain't drink. So he like, I want to drink, man.

[Mike]

Damn. I need to go to my. I got a bottle in my car right now.

[Devontae]

So Mad Dog.

[Mike]

No, hold on. I'll be right back.

[Devontae]

Look at that rug.

[Barbie]

Like, please don't slip.

[Devontae]

If that wasn't the Urkel, I ain't gonna ride.

[DJ]

Like I know my bro ain't got an issue, but that was alcohol. Oh, I got that shit in the car, right?

[Barbie]

That was crazy.

[Devontae]

Had a bottle of the car.

[DJ]

We just talked about UV and md.

[Devontae]

I don't know what this truck, but.

[DJ]

I am scared either way now.

[Devontae]

I watched a dude drink four mad dog 2000s, bro. Is he still alive, bro? He was hurt his even on his college visit, bro. Everybody at Wait Forest know who I'm talking about. He came on his college visit, bro. He was hurt the whole visit.

[Barbie]

Up four Locos used to have you dead.

[DJ]

I had the first four Loco that had the cat, the caffeine in there still.

[Devontae]

That was od.

[Guest/Caller]

Y' all was out of school when.

[Devontae]

Like, what is that, bro? National championship.

[Mike]

Both of us.

[DJ]

Yukon, Houston, Road Trip Classic.

[Barbie]

And I've only seen it pint size. I've never seen it like that.

[Devontae]

Literally cost in 175.

[Barbie]

What kind of liquor is that?

[Mike]

It's a little bit of everything. This is pretty long. This is the Wild Fruit, though. This one used to get them going and it got gin sing in it. So we got a kicker to it.

[Devontae]

I got a kicker to it.

[DJ]

What is Wild Fruit?

[Mike]

Just all the together.

[Devontae]

You about to drink some cuz.

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[Mike]

I'm about to hit it.

[Barbie]

We are.

[DJ]

Hey, shout out to the Wild Irish Rose Freestyles. Somebody you know?

[Devontae]

Somebody. Somebody get the YouTube going before they started rapping.

[DJ]

Call the ambulance.

[Devontae]

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[DJ]

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[Mike]

It'S fire bro.

[Devontae]

You rock with that still.

[Mike]

Yeah. Hey look, I ain't getting too much money. I'm still tap tapped in. This is part of my journey bro.

[Barbie]

You bought that?

[Devontae]

Who you?

[Mike]

Absolutely. When I got 40 on three.

[Barbie]

What the hell?

[Mike]

This is a part of my run.

[Barbie]

Me and Chad, we couldn't afford Hennessy we used to do E and J with the hypnotic.

[DJ]

Now I ain't gonna lie.

[Sponsor Announcer 2]

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[DJ]

Girls enjoy was a part of my journey. Especially a butler. I had no white kids drinking NJ Original. Know what it was.

[Devontae]

Bro?

[DJ]

Bad alcohol. Like them stories, them origins. It build character, bro. It's like, who smoke weed? At some point you had to smoke some bullshit, bro. You had to smoke some dirt energy.

[Mike]

Drink I ever had.

[Devontae]

No real that or for Loco.

[Mike]

No, it was this.

[DJ]

I'm saying what's crazy is that. Or the four Loco.

[Mike]

Oh, the Loco.

[DJ]

Because the Loco we had. The IU tailgate.

[Mike]

Yeah. They treat Loco like meth.

[Devontae]

The reason it's called Loco is nuts.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[DJ]

Yeah. They had too much caffeine in that, bro. That's what was getting people.

[Mike]

People was off that.

[Barbie]

You only have to take like four sips of that and you'd be. You're done.

[Mike]

The rose are never this pour up like wine. You see the color. She only. She ain't gonna do. This ain't Chardonnay.

[DJ]

Please drink responsibly at all times. And don't drink and drive.

[Devontae]

You ever see the. You ever see what DL Hughley made a joke about that.

[DJ]

Yes.

[Devontae]

It was like, don't drink and drive. It was the holidays. He was like, I hate the holidays. They gonna tell me, don't drink and drive. How the I'm gonna get home.

[Mike]

Oh, wow.

[Devontae]

The Hennessy jacket.

[Barbie]

A man had a jacket and he filled it up with Hennessy. It was like. Yeah, A girl wrote me and was like, what are you doing with this? I said, hopefully she can help. Like, you cannot be okay. Like, what the.

[DJ]

It was a. It was a bubble, too, but it was like the Marcus Houston but it was a bubble. And they put beer in that. And he was using his shoulder. I mean, I should have his wrist, like, poured out in the cup. It was crazy.

[Devontae]

He said it was Hennessy out of pocket. Well, shout out to them unless the people go through. Man. Man. What you. You going to the Tank Davis fight that was canceled?

[Barbie]

Yep. I was in there front row.

[Devontae]

What?

[DJ]

That's crazy.

[Mike]

What they cancel it for?

[Devontae]

He got in trouble.

[DJ]

Yeah. There was some off the court issues and also too. I think they even had a hard time even getting, like, somebody to facilitate the fight because I know a lot of places wouldn't sanctify the fight or they wouldn't sanction. Excuse me. They wouldn't deal with it because of the weight difference and stuff like that.

[Devontae]

But.

[DJ]

But yeah, Jake Paul's gonna fight somebody else later on.

[Devontae]

But what do you think he gonna fight? It would be a good opponent for Jake Paul.

[DJ]

Shit, I don't know. I wonder if Gervonta gonna fight again like regular boxing.

[Devontae]

Ah, yeah, he gonna fight. We gotta get that bread. That was his way out right there.

[Mike]

He thought that exhibition might pay more, though.

[Devontae]

Nah, he thought that was gonna be the one that was gonna retire. That was his big payday. So now, I ain't saying he don't got no bread. I don't know his pockets. I'm pretty sure he got a lot of money, but. But he probably gonna continue to fight to get that last big payday and then call it quits, man.

[DJ]

I mean, obviously, unbiased aside, I love to them to run back with Roach. Like, that was a hell of a fight the first time.

[Devontae]

Yeah, it was a good fight.

[DJ]

But that Jake Paul, that was a lottery ticket on his grand door. That was Christmas.

[Mike]

Oh, I know. I wanted to ask y', all people been asking me this. They said Jodeci. I'm gonna let Barbie answer this. Do you know anything about Jodeci? Okay. They put us four in the group. We're Jodeci. Who is who?

[DJ]

That's crazy.

[Barbie]

Wait, y' all already did this before?

[Mike]

No, we didn't do Jodeci.

[Barbie]

Y' all didn't do Jodeci?

[Mike]

No. Twitter is asking me.

[Devontae]

I'm devontae Swine.

[Barbie]

I need my phone.

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[Mike]

Devonte Swine?

[Devontae]

Yeah. The one that made the group.

[Mike]

Did.

[Devontae]

All the beats and made the songs.

[Mike]

I thought that would be Mike.

[Devontae]

No, Mike ain't got no.

[Mike]

I know what I'm saying.

[Devontae]

I'm not saying Mike ain't got the ideas. Mike, Mike, pull up, please. Mike didn't just facilitate the ideas. Oh, I give Mike the idea. Mike is like more like Mike is the white guy at the job.

[DJ]

That's too.

[Devontae]

Well, damn. Mike is like the.

[DJ]

Kind of career that's the black man at the bank.

[Devontae]

He like my assistant, basically.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Devontae]

So I like his artist. Your assistant. You have to give him the ideas. And I'm like, mike, this would be fire. Right? Then he be like, you know, I'mma get on that.

[Barbie]

He takes all the credit for it.

[Devontae]

Mike, you be taking the credit for my idea.

[DJ]

This.

[Guest/Caller]

I actually give y' all credit for everything. See, I was saying Barbie's idea or Barbie's idea. Like the shirt that she made up when she was.

[Devontae]

She literally made it on the spot. That's pretty fire.

[Guest/Caller]

That's fire.

[Mike]

Oh, wow.

[Guest/Caller]

I told everybody to go buy one too.

[Devontae]

Did they really did. They really make that shirt?

[Guest/Caller]

Yeah, people have right now.

[DJ]

Somebody bought that shirt.

[Devontae]

A lot of people bought that shirt. Wow. Now, Mike probably will be Devonte, though. He. He kind of puts everything together.

[Mike]

I think you'll be Jojo.

[Devontae]

Know the.

[Mike]

I would.

[Barbie]

That's what I was looking you.

[Devontae]

It's okay. See, now you can't see crack all that. I don't know if he did crack. My fault. I should say that. I shouldn't put that on it. I just feel like he did drugs. I don't know why. Allegedly, they was on.

[Mike]

It was on. What was that? Malibu with Suge Knight and blue jean outfits, bro. In the, in the summertime.

[DJ]

Yeah, respectfully, they definitely that, but they.

[Mike]

Definitely asked you was Casey. Yeah, I'm Casey. That's what I'm saying.

[Devontae]

You Jojo. He Jojo. Dj, he get, he do. He, he keep everybody in line. Like he know Casey Wilding, but he just like do my part anyway. I don't think, I don't think I'm part of this group.

[Mike]

You want to have four?

[Devontae]

Who the fourth?

[Barbie]

I asked Mike to pull it up.

[Mike]

Yeah, pull up Jodec.

[Devontae]

I, I, I. Whoever that is, he got kicked out.

[DJ]

Yeah, that's a wild group. But they got bangers. They got bangers.

[Mike]

Yeah, I had them up. What I did to Pretty Ricky. Yeah.

[Devontae]

Who the fourth?

[Guest/Caller]

Devonte, Dalvin, Joel and Casey.

[DJ]

Sh.

[Devontae]

I guess I'm Dalvin.

[DJ]

I think a Dal.

[Mike]

Pull D up.

[DJ]

Oh, that's a wicked picture.

[Mike]

Oh, that's Mike for.

[Devontae]

Yeah, that's D. Yeah. You're D. Yeah.

[Sponsor Announcer]

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[DJ]

We're definitely dumb with the cocaine fur. For sure.

[Mike]

Why y' all always giving me the niggas that be on?

[Devontae]

He got an anklet.

[Barbie]

He definitely got an anklet. He a smooth nigga.

[Mike]

Look at him.

[DJ]

To be fair, you're not gonna be the allegations. Holding a pot.

[Barbie]

And the fact he's really shipping it.

[Devontae]

You're definitely Casey.

[Mike]

Cuz I'm just a junkie in every group.

[Devontae]

It's been an hour.

[Barbie]

That's what I'm talking about. It's been an hour and he weak on his knees.

[Devontae]

Love that nigga.

[DJ]

Go do something else.

[Devontae]

All right, Name another group. Drew Hill.

[Mike]

Oh, DJ Cisco. DJ had blonde hair.

[DJ]

I did.

[Barbie]

You had blonde hair in college?

[DJ]

No, recently. What's what recently?

[Barbie]

When was recently?

[Mike]

Two years ago.

[DJ]

Had a great summer.

[Barbie]

Like all blonde or like a little stripe?

[Devontae]

I was all blonde.

[Barbie]

Where are the pictures at?

[DJ]

I got some.

[Barbie]

Let me see.

[Mike]

We parted with D.J. with blonde hair. Yeah.

[DJ]

Our 20 episodes.

[Devontae]

Our first episode, D.J. had blonde hair. I said, man, yeah, it's gonna be interesting.

[DJ]

And when I walked in camera today, he said, oh, my boy got the.

[Devontae]

George Hill we lit. Hey, man, y' all crazy.

[Barbie]

Yeah, DJ with blonde hair is crazy.

[Devontae]

All right, so DJ Cisco. Who you? You big boy? You big boy? The one that see Larry.

[Mike]

Damn. Larry Big in the Big Damn.

[Barbie]

I'm like, damn, he a whole picture.

[DJ]

Barb, that's crazy.

[Barbie]

I mean, I'm saying that nobody else could be in the picture with him.

[Devontae]

Say, you can't crop a.

[DJ]

The picture is crazy.

[Devontae]

You can.

[Mike]

Mike. Pull up Boys to Men.

[DJ]

Oh, there we go. That's one of my most hated groups of all time.

[Devontae]

I'm going to the tour, man. Him Tony Braxton.

[DJ]

I'm going to see Tony Braxton. I'm always a fan of Tony Braxton.

[Devontae]

All right.

[DJ]

I'm not w. All right.

[Devontae]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5. All right, we all.

[DJ]

We got.

[Devontae]

We got Lou. We got mount.

[Mike]

Oh, wow.

[Devontae]

All right.

[DJ]

Anybody? Oh, no.

[Devontae]

What's wrong with him? Oh, I don't know.

[DJ]

It's his allegations.

[Mike]

I know. I want you on the court then. I don't know.

[Devontae]

I take. What's his name?

[Guest/Caller]

Who?

[Devontae]

That one?

[DJ]

Oh, Nathan. Nah, hell no, not Nathan.

[Mike]

Mike is Nathan.

[DJ]

Mike is Nathan. That's crazy.

[Mike]

Yeah, Mike is Nathan.

[DJ]

I focus. Sean's talking. He do his job. Get out the way.

[Devontae]

That's the one with the pod.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Devontae]

No, that's me.

[DJ]

Respect, Michael.

[Devontae]

I ain't too tapped in.

[Mike]

Didn't they have a N with a deep voice?

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Devontae]

Which one?

[DJ]

That's Nathan. No.

[Devontae]

Oh, that's Nate.

[DJ]

Yeah, Nathan's a. With a deep ass voice.

[Mike]

No, bro.

[DJ]

Am I violating?

[Devontae]

Nathan is the one. That was smart one.

[Mike]

Nathan. No, they had a dark skinned bro with a deep voice.

[DJ]

Damn. Maybe I'm balling. We gotta tap in.

[Devontae]

Yeah, he was the one. He don't be with him no more, though.

[Mike]

Oh, okay.

[DJ]

I told you, brother. Legacy acts, boy, when they go on tour, you might see some.

[Devontae]

There's only three of them now, boys.

[DJ]

And, man, look at Drew Hill. You might see Cisco and that's it. You might know any of them.

[Mike]

It's 30 of them, though.

[Devontae]

Yeah. 18 other people on stage, bro. I left, bro.

[DJ]

Yeah, that's crazy, bro. Y' all had four people when I first heard the song, bro.

[Devontae]

Yeah, bro, I ain't never heard nothing.

[Mike]

I do hate when groups do like that, though. But as long as you got Cisco, it don't matter.

[Devontae]

Can you believe my man really made.

[DJ]

A Song about a thumb and it's a banger.

[Barbie]

That was crazy.

[Mike]

Ah, that song is terrible.

[Devontae]

That is one of the weakest songs.

[Mike]

DJ with it. You with that.

[DJ]

I with it. Because it's hilarious. In the video.

[Devontae]

It's hilarious.

[DJ]

When he walked on them girls on top of the heads.

[Mike]

See, look at these.

[DJ]

Jesus walked the water. Cisco walking on.

[Devontae]

I know.

[DJ]

Top five.

[Mike]

DJ Haywood. That's how you do these.

[Barbie]

So if y' all were the Temptations, you would obviously be Paul.

[Devontae]

Damn.

[DJ]

Damn.

[Devontae]

You the drunk.

[Mike]

My. That died in the corner.

[Devontae]

Hello.

[Mike]

That's crazy.

[Devontae]

Oh, this said, answer your phone rings.

[DJ]

Oh, that is crazy.

[Mike]

You know, niggas up n the phone.

[Devontae]

Nobody.

[Barbie]

Moment, dog. Don't say that.

[Devontae]

Well, somebody really gonna call me.

[DJ]

He gonna call you.

[Guest/Caller]

Just.

[Mike]

Somebody's gonna call you.

[Guest/Caller]

Just a second.

[DJ]

Hey, the funny about that Usher, when that girl called, said. He said. No, don't tell me that.

[Devontae]

Don't say that. No, don't. Don't play like that.

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[Mike]

Barbie. Who would I be in Temptations? For real. You gotta. Why, Paul?

[DJ]

She's trying to get you up out of here.

[Barbie]

Paul was that. He just had a drinking problem.

[Mike]

Wow.

[Barbie]

Mike is Otis. Cause ain't nobody coming to see you.

[Mike]

Otis.

[Barbie]

He think he run everything. Okay, let's see. D.J. gotta be Eddie.

[DJ]

Damn.

[Barbie]

Eddie Kane.

[Mike]

Eddie came with interpretation.

[Devontae]

No, it's another Eddie Inter. The one that was singing like, Eddie Kendrick high voice.

[Barbie]

Yeah, Eddie Kendrick.

[DJ]

And then he's off that, too.

[Devontae]

I'm David R. For sure. Okay. I really am.

[Mike]

Well, his behavior. For sure.

[DJ]

That's funny.

[Barbie]

He give.

[DJ]

Mike, can you please pull?

[Devontae]

That's how I came up. That's the opinion. Y' all had that going. I'm like, I just want to be part of the group break down. We gonna Change it to 520.

[Barbie]

You got some tickets to my show.

[Devontae]

Like, oh, man, I can't believe for.

[DJ]

The whole ticket he said, take my car. That was the craziest transaction ever.

[Barbie]

He was down bad.

[DJ]

Could you please play the clip of Flex Washington? Please, man. Shout out to the Michael Jackson trailer to drop. We going to talk about that shortly. But shout out to the people who troll Flex when it dropped. This is hilarious, man. Shout out to Flex Washington.

[Devontae]

Oh, man, I'm so excited. It's a beautiful day.

[Mike]

I'm glad you.

[Devontae]

You wanted to play golf.

[Mike]

Golf is a great man. They better not do Michael like this.

[Devontae]

Looking at the man in the mirror.

[DJ]

Flex didn't deserve that, bro.

[Mike]

Oh, what a classic.

[Devontae]

I thought you was.

[Mike]

You can hear something today.

[Devontae]

You Understand what they.

[DJ]

Year. It's his birthday.

[Devontae]

They sent me memes.

[Barbie]

Somebody gave me a Michael Jackson song that you can crack to. And I love.

[Mike]

I told you, you can't crack too much.

[DJ]

Disrespectful.

[Barbie]

He said, no, you can't to this song. And it was. It was pretty cool. And I can't think of what it was.

[DJ]

Was it a slow song or up temple song?

[Barbie]

It was a slow song.

[DJ]

It was if it was lady in my life. That's crazy.

[Mike]

That's crazy.

[DJ]

That's a.

[Mike]

You gotta hit a. From church.

[Barbie]

That's like, how did lady in my life go? It may have been that damn time.

[Mike]

Now. Mike had a couple. I disrespect him, like, with the. With the bedroom music. He got a couple, though.

[Devontae]

He said, you can hit.

[Mike]

You can hit a girl to you or not.

[Devontae]

I'm gonna make a ch. I thought you good. Make a change. The man in the mirror.

[Mike]

Wow.

[Devontae]

That's what I thought you.

[Mike]

There you go.

[Barbie]

That's it.

[Mike]

That's trash. That's trash.

[DJ]

She gonna take it. Get off me. Hey, but I think this Michael Jackson movie about to be the firest B pick of all time.

[Barbie]

That's gonna be lit.

[Devontae]

It's gonna be hard to. It's gonna be fire, but it's gonna.

[Mike]

Be all hot lights.

[DJ]

Ain't gonna be no low lights. No low lights, no allegations. We'll be talking about. I'm happy they not either, bro. Play the clay.

[Devontae]

I think it's gonna start off with, like, him. Obviously, they're gonna show some of the young stuff, but I think it's gonna be like him being a star at first, and then it goes back in time. I'm having them, but it ain't gonna be no bad time. Like, I don't think they're gonna show him getting in trouble when he was little or his pops wild.

[Mike]

They gotta do one jail. One jail video, bro. One clip. I'm going to jail. It's part of the journey, bro.

[Devontae]

Nah, they ain't gonna show that one.

[Mike]

Course hitting, bro.

[DJ]

Hey, you know what's crazy? We talked about Jermaine on 5:20 in the morning. Did you know that he had a disown to Michael?

[Devontae]

Jermaine, this Mike. Oh, he.

[DJ]

This his brother, bro.

[Mike]

Oh, you talking about the brother.

[DJ]

That is crazy, bro. Making the talk about your brother is crazy.

[Mike]

No, it ain't, bro. Y' all really beefing.

[Barbie]

Anybody can get.

[DJ]

We should be beefing, bro. If I Mike and you my brother.

[Devontae]

Did anybody listen to it? That's the question.

[Mike]

No, bro. Nobody even with them other Jackson, bro.

[Devontae]

You don't think so?

[Mike]

No, bro. Them wouldn't get no head, bro. Just Mike, bro.

[DJ]

No, Jermaine's out of pocket.

[Devontae]

So you don't think none of the other Jackson was getting. No, look.

[Mike]

Oh, bro, it's over.

[DJ]

Nah. Yes, they were, bro.

[Barbie]

I mean, they were.

[DJ]

They were the Jacksons, bro. And they had money at a time where a lot of people have Ferraris, bro.

[Devontae]

First black people went to LA with Ferraris, bro.

[Mike]

Not like Mike, bro.

[DJ]

Bro, I have.

[Mike]

Who was the one that dated Barry Gorey? Barry Gordy daughter, Jermaine or Tito.

[Devontae]

One of them.

[Mike]

Jermaine was hanging. Then Jermaine had motion because whoever they made. Because she was hard in the movie. Yeah, she was raw. But outside Rotito, bro. It's quiet, bro. See, they're wearing them. Neo has. He was not getting no cool.

[DJ]

Resume. Kind of crazy.

[Mike]

Yeah. His canon lineup for sure.

[DJ]

Jermaine was outside.

[Devontae]

But outside of that, bro, they was lit, bro.

[Mike]

They were lit, bro. But you was coming to see Mike once said 16, 17. It was Mike, bro.

[Devontae]

Mike was only 12 when I was 16.

[Mike]

I'm saying though, when he was 16 years old, he was only coming to see Mike, bro.

[Barbie]

But if you can't get Mike 25.

[DJ]

What'S crazy is like Autumn got skipped and then Janet became the next goat.

[Devontae]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

That's what I'm saying. Like it went all the way to the sister, bro.

[DJ]

Yeah, didn't with latoya that much. Respectfully.

[Devontae]

Yeah. Latoya.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Devontae]

I'm smooth.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Devontae]

No disrespect, but I'm smooth.

[DJ]

Yeah. I never seen Robbie respect to her.

[Devontae]

That's reading, but it's cool.

[DJ]

Oh, I thought I said Robbie say damn your name.

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[DJ]

Said what?

[Devontae]

I never seen that one.

[Mike]

Another one?

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Cool with damn. Toya was Mike's inspiration then.

[Devontae]

That was Mike inspiration, cuz that's what it look like.

[DJ]

Twinskis.

[Devontae]

Latoya.

[Mike]

Who was that?

[Devontae]

Marlin.

[Guest/Caller]

They was getting it in.

[Mike]

They got Mike looking crazy.

[Barbie]

So crazy.

[Devontae]

They got Randy baby picture. Damn.

[DJ]

Janet the goat.

[Devontae]

Janet was the baby. All of them?

[Mike]

Yeah. She gotta be. She's one of the greatest woman performers through her mic, bro.

[DJ]

That's a fact.

[Mike]

It was quiet after that.

[Guest/Caller]

Yo, they had a baby in 1950. 51, 53, 54, 56, 57, 58.

[Barbie]

I told you, broke people be horny.

[Devontae]

Wait, yeah, through the four.

[DJ]

That's my parents that Joe was putting.

[Mike]

Up all star numbers.

[Devontae]

Couple of them shout out to my.

[Mike]

Dog Joe Jackson, you got a couple extra kids?

[Devontae]

I don't know. I'm sure he had some side hoes I respect.

[Barbie]

I remember seeing that.

[Mike]

When was Jackson born?

[DJ]

66.

[Mike]

Damn, she old. She still kicking.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah, bro. No, nobody had respect for the Jacksons, bro.

[Devontae]

Nobody.

[Mike]

Nobody had respect for the Jackson.

[DJ]

They was the ones, bro.

[Mike]

Like he said, Mike left and went solo. It was quiet for them then.

[Devontae]

Nah, man, he was. Still. Had Janet cooking.

[DJ]

We still did Jackson.

[Mike]

That's what I'm saying. It's Janet. But the brothers, bro. Get the bags, bro.

[Devontae]

It's all it was.

[DJ]

Traveling back. It was.

[Mike]

It was nothing, bro. Never cared about a Jermaine Jackson single.

[DJ]

Oh, no, no.

[Barbie]

He got some hits.

[DJ]

Name me two Jermaine Jackson sauce.

[Mike]

It's probably hard.

[Barbie]

I never know the names of the song.

[Mike]

Me either. But I'm saying, you really.

[Devontae]

You thinking of Freddie Jackson?

[Barbie]

No, it might be not. It honestly is, though. It probably is Freddie Jackson.

[DJ]

And put that smut on Freddy's crazy.

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[Barbie]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You ain't listening to no Jermaine Freddie Jackson.

[Barbie]

You're absolutely right.

[DJ]

Yeah, that's right. A couple hits.

[Mike]

How fraud, man?

[DJ]

All right, Mike, could you please play the video? Them kids get in trouble. We laughed about the verses and Master P doing his. His high steps. They said, this is the new black punishment right here.

[Devontae]

To play with y', all, man.

[DJ]

I told you to clean that bathroom. Marcel, your room supposed to be clean.

[Mike]

Clothes all over your bed.

[Devontae]

I been told you to do that. So now I got something for y'.

[DJ]

All. Put the iPad down. Why don't you bring the iPad up?

[Mike]

That's my daughter for sure.

[Devontae]

Y' all owe me.

[DJ]

You owe me 200 masterpiece, no limits. And you owe me 100 masterpiece, no limit. All of your tippy toes. Y' all ready? Don't mess up. I got all day. Let's go.

[Devontae]

Go.

[DJ]

Tip your toes.

[Mike]

My life.

[DJ]

Get on your toes.

[Barbie]

Just give me a whooping.

[Devontae]

And they got. Ma said, no.

[DJ]

I need you. I need them right?

[Mike]

Poor baby.

[DJ]

I need you to be tippy toes.

[Devontae]

I need you to get up a little bit more.

[DJ]

Get a little more bouncy with it.

[Mike]

I honestly would rather do that to whole cans.

[Devontae]

There she go.

[Barbie]

Looking like the it clown there, then.

[Mike]

Nobody tell you the river, dude.

[Devontae]

You know what?

[Mike]

Listen, listen.

[DJ]

You want to tell me you can stay out here all day? We literally can stand here all day, bro. This with my ass, bro.

[Barbie]

Like, please.

[DJ]

Yeah, I'll take the woman, bro. I'm not dancing.

[Barbie]

Take the iPad.

[Mike]

Yeah. I ain't never Had a whole cans.

[DJ]

Before I ask y', all, what's the craziest, the worst punch we ever had?

[Mike]

Sitting on a wall holding cans.

[DJ]

All sits.

[Mike]

Yeah, I never got no whooping. Nothing on the bill. I'm around. Grab that belt.

[Devontae]

Okay. I got whooped.

[Mike]

You ain't gonna keep hitting me on a belt.

[Devontae]

Mine was worse. Like, I was on punishment for months.

[Mike]

Bro, you got didn't say you got whooped in the shower or some.

[Devontae]

My mom whipped me everywhere.

[Mike]

Damn.

[Barbie]

I got whooped at school.

[Devontae]

My mama ain't playing in front of.

[Barbie]

Your class in the hallway, but they knew I was getting whooped. You could hear the belt. Where's my papa?

[DJ]

I'm like, damn it.

[Mike]

Damn, y' all need therapy.

[Devontae]

Papa, pull it up.

[Mike]

Oh, nothing on the bell, bro. Hit me with a bell. I'm shitty, bro. I ain't going to lie.

[DJ]

I ain't going to lie.

[Devontae]

My grandma got try to with me. I probably would have grabbed the belt. What you doing?

[Barbie]

No, my papa was a solid man. I couldn't have dared afterwards. He was like, I'mma take you to Dollar Tree. Just do good school. Dollar Tree.

[Devontae]

Why you take me Toys R Us?

[Barbie]

No, was struggling. Dollar Tree.

[Mike]

Me to the Dollar Tree.

[Devontae]

You get you a spatula like, sir.

[Mike]

Fuck you going toy shopping at Dollar Tree? Hey, I was pouring the beach.

[Devontae]

Fuck you with the big locks, Dollar Tree.

[Barbie]

I was getting, like, journals and shit like that. Jail pins.

[DJ]

Barbie got a notebook and an Arizona task.

[Devontae]

Man, N said Dollar Tree.

[Mike]

That's why I thank God for my prayers every day. Cause I didn't have to go through them type of struggles. Dollar Tree going to Dollar Tree.

[Devontae]

I used to take myself to Dollar Tree.

[Mike]

Right the.

[Barbie]

That's what he said.

[Mike]

What the is a kid to doing that?

[Barbie]

Not even Walmart like you eat you.

[DJ]

Some napkins, every color.

[Devontae]

Hell, you literally just got some balloons.

[Barbie]

I got a journal, some jail pills.

[Mike]

Okay? Jail pills. That's some girl. Chicks definitely had jail pills.

[Devontae]

Oh, God, that is funny.

[DJ]

I didn't want no toys.

[Barbie]

I was mad as hell in school. What I need a toy for?

[Devontae]

What school you want to everyone.

[Barbie]

I got put out of a lot of schools, but I was at IPS when I got that ass whooping. I was at school like 68, maybe. 68, 69.

[Devontae]

What high school you went to?

[Barbie]

I was in alternative school. I went to 10.

[Mike]

Oh, you started off at alternative school?

[Barbie]

No, once I was in. Was it middle school or high school? I got to alternate. Oh, it was. It was high school. I went to New Horizon Indy Med Central.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Barbie]

North Central.

[Devontae]

Margaret was a demonic. Yeah, you were a demon for sure.

[Mike]

You were German. Chauncey Billups.

[Barbie]

I was getting put out.

[DJ]

How did you start off high school? In the portal, though. Like most people go to school. You went to alternative school first and started backwards.

[Devontae]

Like, what was you doing?

[Barbie]

I have. I have a problem with authority. I have a real smart mouth, so.

[Devontae]

I can see that.

[Barbie]

And I would just talk shit to them and they would be so shitty. But they were. My principals were literally calling me Skittles. I said, how am I supposed to respect you? You don't even call me by my real name.

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[Mike]

Why was they calling you Skittles?

[Barbie]

That was my name in school was Skittles. And they literally had Skittles. I used to have different colors all in my hair.

[Mike]

I ought to put you out too.

[Barbie]

I was bad as hell.

[Mike]

You came in here on bullshit.

[DJ]

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[Mike]

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[Devontae]

Look like how many colors you have?

[Mike]

Yeah bro, we got a dark life.

[DJ]

What?

[Mike]

When did you see like the end of the tunnel? Like when was like life cool for you?

[Barbie]

I'm still fighting to get out the I'm just walking.

[Devontae]

She said just walk away from the fight.

[Mike]

Bro.

[Barbie]

It's rough.

[Mike]

To go to six different high schools is insane.

[Devontae]

It's crazy.

[Barbie]

Crazy.

[DJ]

Yeah, we got to have a part two of your origin story. We just learn more every episode about you Barbie.

[Mike]

Like how did you even function as a kid? Like where was the stability?

[Barbie]

I'm still trying to get stable.

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[Barbie]

Well J said that's where you at not where you came from.

[Mike]

No, for sure, for sure.

[DJ]

I know your parents shitty but I got to drive you across town cuz you can't stay in this school.

[Devontae]

But God damn she's a trap squid he's a bando.

[Mike]

You had no no points. I mean no option but to hit the streets.

[Devontae]

I ain't gonna lie. Had a nice little run though.

[DJ]

No historic run Free Freddy Wap historic run that trap.

[Devontae]

Yeah.

[Barbie]

I thought he was out.

[DJ]

Well wishes to my dog. We'll never forget the road was crazy.

[Mike]

Baby won't you come.

[Devontae]

He had a run.

[DJ]

Y' all know that all happened within like a year. Like that all happened within 18 months. He Autumn slaps brocane run relatively back to back.

[Devontae]

Yeah yeah he had a wrong even when that song still dropped it go crazy.

[DJ]

Oh in the club you can still you can run a quick little Fetty set and contact me for sure.

[Mike]

I'm just. I mean shout out to Barbie sucks the beginning you to see you now you. You made it.

[Barbie]

You think so?

[Mike]

Nah. To survive.

[Devontae]

And he get out of 2027. He on his way home.

[DJ]

Way home Pretty real.

[Mike]

Damn.

[Devontae]

I wonder if he got any slaps on the way home.

[DJ]

I hope so, bro.

[Devontae]

You see old buddy Max out.

[DJ]

The Wave is free. The Wave is free. My boy was locked up 17 years.

[Devontae]

Yeah, that's just crazy.

[Mike]

Damn. I know French geeks.

[DJ]

It was on his birthday too. Today he got released on his birthday too, so. Oh, for real?

[Mike]

That's.

[Devontae]

They went to the jets game? Yeah, that's the Browns. Respectfully, I don't know any worst game he could have went to.

[DJ]

Yeah, you know what's crazy?

[Devontae]

The jets got a D. I'm just saying like the jets versus Browns house. Bad. Bad coming home party.

[Mike]

It. Yeah, I'm Take me anywhere, bro.

[Devontae]

I would have went to Dave Buster. You could give me tickets to the jets game, bro.

[DJ]

I would watch a game live and cheating.

[Mike]

I know. After it's up. I know French had him set up real, real good.

[Devontae]

I mean, yeah, the vibes is probably there, but I would have been at say less.

[Mike]

I ain't think French was back in America. I thought he was with his shorty over. God damn it.

[Devontae]

That's where I'll be.

[DJ]

Yeah, he's living a great life. Life.

[Mike]

Very smart like that.

[Devontae]

Yeah, he.

[Mike]

He locked in very. Oh, you can't say that.

[Devontae]

Why?

[Mike]

Cuz that's. You don't agree with that? You don't agree with that lifestyle.

[Devontae]

I do. I just said I would buy my own house. That's all I said.

[Mike]

We don't got to go back down that path.

[Devontae]

That's all I said, bro. I've been watching Kim Kardashian show. Bad show, but the show with her and Tian T. What about aesthetics is amazing quality. One of the best looking shows.

[DJ]

It's on Apple tv, I believe. Right, right.

[Devontae]

Yeah.

[DJ]

Quality Hulu. Excuse me.

[Mike]

What they own?

[Devontae]

Oh, they on nothing. But it's just a very good female divorce.

[DJ]

L is what they own. But I. You can watch it on mute if you want to.

[Devontae]

Yeah, you literally don't need to hear anything.

[DJ]

The vibrations are very high.

[Devontae]

Looks really nice.

[Barbie]

Okay.

[Mike]

Y know, what's the name of it?

[Devontae]

You don't know Outfit.

[DJ]

Nope.

[Devontae]

You definitely know. This is a Kardashian production.

[DJ]

Everybody, everybody.

[Devontae]

Fresh as.

[DJ]

Nah. Business attire. They got this on Tiana Taylor. Got that. Everybody in there. Niecy Nash, one of my favorites. Got that on.

[Devontae]

They got they to the Nash.

[DJ]

Yep. She in there too.

[Mike]

The stud.

[Devontae]

Her husband, her wife, her.

[DJ]

Wife, whatever they identify as, respectfully. But, yeah, she's in there.

[Mike]

Gabriel as confused as me.

[DJ]

Shout out to the pronouns.

[Devontae]

Before we get out of here, Barbie.

[DJ]

I want to ask you this. Klay Thompson has gone viral recently because his old chick was just like, dang thing. I ain't never seen him smile like that. Like, he looked different. Why wasn't he like that with me? And people just like, you can have a different version of yourself with a new partner. Does that not exist? Like, are you not different people with different people?

[Mike]

I agree.

[Barbie]

Exactly. And I wouldn't have said that. That was lame. As of her. That's embarrassing.

[Mike]

She said, he broke up with me because I wanted to go public. He dating the most public in the.

[Barbie]

World and going crazy. He don't care about the camera being in his face.

[DJ]

You ain't never made that catfish and spaghetti, like I said, for sure.

[Mike]

Never made.

[Devontae]

I think I care about basketball. Basketball, so cute.

[Barbie]

I love it.

[DJ]

My shot the ball backwards and went out of bounds.

[Barbie]

He said, there you go, babe. Me? They said, how many points he gonna drop? She said, all of them.

[Mike]

That was funny as hell.

[Barbie]

They asked her. They said, how many points is he gonna drop tonight? She said, he better drop all of them.

[Devontae]

She only know about the game, so she gonna learn.

[DJ]

And they just copped the Korea, too.

[Devontae]

Shout to my yes.

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[Devontae]

Wait. I asked him to go public.

[DJ]

He left me. Y hear? My house was together.

[Devontae]

Hey, live your life. Oh, I will as soon as the game is over. You know everything in basketball that you can do, bro.

[Mike]

All facts, bro.

[DJ]

You all paper.

[Mike]

Top 75 is for sure. Maxed out. This basketball.

[Devontae]

You don't got to do nothing else. I'll be over there clowning.

[Mike]

Yeah, he just ended it in a beautiful city. Dallas is a beautiful city, beautiful organization.

[Devontae]

He's just got a nice chicken check.

[DJ]

Got him another check, too.

[Devontae]

Got him a nice check on the way out.

[Mike]

I love clay.

[DJ]

Free clay, though. He don't deserve to end his career there in Dallas. Boy, they on some other right now.

[Devontae]

But I'm sure Dallas wants, like, free us.

[DJ]

I think it's me.

[Devontae]

Yeah, I believe. I'm pretty sure Dallas. I'm pretty sure Dallas.

[Mike]

There's no confusion?

[Devontae]

No, there's no beef.

[DJ]

It's like, hey, what pissed me off, they was like, yeah, we need more shooting.

[Devontae]

And they kind of look that way. I was like, hey, no disrespect.

[DJ]

That's one of the best shooters they ran.

[Devontae]

Second greatest shoot. Second greatest shooter the wrong time. Not do that to Clay.

[DJ]

He might be third. Top three F me.

[Devontae]

Yeah. I think. I think Dane might be a better shooter than Clay.

[DJ]

O. I thought you was about to say Ray or Reggie. I wouldn't.

[Devontae]

No. I think Dame Lillard might be a better shooter. Got something to say?

[Barbie]

Say why your lips was moving in Dame Lillard.

[Devontae]

Dame Lillard might be a better shooter than Clay Thompson.

[Mike]

I with them. So I ain't mad at that. Cuz Dame really shoot that soon? He step across half court.

[DJ]

Yeah. And he has to do a lot more off the movement. All that pure shot mechanics to me. Clay Denver, number one.

[Devontae]

One of the most beautiful shots ever. But if I was just going with like.

[Mike]

That's a hell of a way to go out though, bro. Well, like, Clay is just doing it just to.

[DJ]

It's for love of game, bro.

[Mike]

It's for the love of the game.

[DJ]

I have done everything you could do on the basketball court. I got chips, I got the deals. I'm lit.

[Devontae]

Would you rather go out like. Like Kyle Lowry's done everything you can do in basketball.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Devontae]

Klay Thompson, you rather go out like Clay where you still got, like, people still criticizing you?

[Mike]

Absolutely.

[Devontae]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I don't.

[Devontae]

I would rather be like Kyle Lowry. Like. Well, I'm just.

[Mike]

No. Kry is in the shadows.

[Devontae]

Chilling. Yeah.

[DJ]

He assistant coach Wag put me in.

[Mike]

The light and I hate attention like that, but I put me in the light like Clay. If I got something like that, I'm living like Clay.

[DJ]

Clay best run, go to another team and have a crazy playoff moment.

[Mike]

Shout out to whoever C. It ain't nothing about Philly.

[DJ]

He with the Sixers still. Yeah, he doing his thing. He doing. He's an analyst, too.

[Mike]

That's cool. I'm talking about the girl.

[Devontae]

Oh.

[Mike]

I'm saying.

[Devontae]

Oh, you talking about that off the court.

[Mike]

I'm talking about. I'm talking about the overall highest. Just cuz Clay's really getting criticized cuz they like, oh, you with Megan now. That's why you shooting off, draining you all this. Know, I mean, vacuum over there. Vacuum me.

[Devontae]

And then she dro album. She dro a new album or something.

[Mike]

Yeah, bro. Car dates and set me up for that, bro. I don't know what Cal doing.

[Devontae]

I ain't going to lie though. I probably would. I. Y' all see Scissor?

[Mike]

Yeah, Scissor.

[Devontae]

Y' all ain't seen her new oh.

[Mike]

Oh, Scissor special like that news.

[Devontae]

Look at her new.

[Mike]

I'm more of a Tim's guy.

[Devontae]

No, no, no, no. When you see this new video, whatever.

[Barbie]

This is, she always goes crazy, though.

[DJ]

Queen Lord her.

[Mike]

It's a new song.

[Devontae]

It's a new feature, so I don't know what you want to call it.

[Mike]

I been getting her and Summer mixed up all the time.

[Devontae]

Walker, she was walking nice, too.

[Mike]

I don't know how these, like, both of their catalogs are just.

[DJ]

They both make great music.

[Devontae]

You ain't seen the new thing that's. That s posted.

[DJ]

Summer Walker just popped out.

[Mike]

Mike used to be keeping us up on all the. You know what I mean, with the girls.

[Devontae]

Yeah, he.

[DJ]

That's his algorithm.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's why he was looking at Jeff side like.

[Devontae]

Like, I missed that.

[Mike]

Like, he's definitely going.

[DJ]

Yeah. Mike put up all the clay tops and low lights when he started dating men. I notice that.

[Mike]

See the hater on the morning show though, too.

[Devontae]

Yeah, it's crazy pressure, bro. You got to see the video tracking on stream, right? You got to see the video. Nah, when they get like that on.

[Mike]

The splits and they do their legs like that, that is a time. That's when that pulse. Yes, sir.

[DJ]

Respect.

[Devontae]

Look, look. Take your phone, bro.

[DJ]

Yeah, we. We sent it to you, Barbie. We appreciate you.

[Devontae]

What's this?

[DJ]

Drink one more time for people.

[Barbie]

The Incredible Hulk.

[Devontae]

Yeah, OG this is incredible.

[Mike]

Love a good green drink.

[Guest/Caller]

I ain't logged in, though.

[DJ]

Stay healthy. We'll tap in.

[Devontae]

I ain't gonna lie. Mike, you need to see that video, man.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[DJ]

Watching your own time. Shout out to everybody at the crib now, please put the video the coaches, Jeff. This is hilarious. So this is. I believe in Texas, they had ineligible. Had a player team that end up being ineligible. Right? They disqualified six games. They met up at the parking lot at the gas station to flip a coin to see who went to the. To the playoffs. What? It's three teams. They flip coins to see who went to the playoffs.

[Devontae]

How they get an ineligible player. Like, it's great.

[DJ]

I don't know what the case was, but they had to take back six games so to. To qualify for the playoffs.

[Mike]

And then it's the odd.

[Devontae]

I don't know what happened.

[DJ]

Yeah, we probably can't see this video.

[Mike]

But am I tweaking?

[DJ]

Respect. There we go.

[Mike]

Is this real?

[DJ]

Yes, bro. They met at the gas station parking lot.

[Devontae]

Flip the course.

[DJ]

It'll go into the playoffs. Here.

[Mike]

Heads. Here.

[Devontae]

What is that?

[Mike]

Heads.

[Devontae]

I'm nothing. Oh, that's heads.

[DJ]

The people in the comments say y' all should just fight.

[Devontae]

Yeah, that's him.

[DJ]

Said the coaches fight or the players fight.

[Mike]

I'm confused. And real high.

[Devontae]

He hi.

[DJ]

The team that got disqualified. Those wins, they still made it on the coin flip.

[Devontae]

He did.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Devontae]

I be hot. I ain't. I would not be.

[Mike]

I don't understand what's going on.

[Devontae]

I know all the coaches in Indianapolis will hate me. They hate me anyway. But I. They really hate me. They do hate me.

[DJ]

Facts are facts.

[Devontae]

You know what coach told me last year? You guys do all that social media stuff. I said, the kids do social media. Guy come to 2025.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Devontae]

The world does social media.

[Mike]

Why are you talking.

[Devontae]

What are you talking about, bro?

[DJ]

Your job does it, too.

[Devontae]

Yeah. Like, you do all that social media stuff, Man. I see it.

[Mike]

I see other kids and school streaming, and now I'm like, damn. Okay. Because I follow all the. All my people, so I'll be seeing. I said, oh, the vibes now.

[DJ]

It's okay to kill, baby. Yeah.

[Mike]

Oh, I see the kids doing, like, interviews and. Oh, walking through the gym. Oh, in the locker room. Oh, it's on.

[Devontae]

Yeah, they doing that now.

[Mike]

High schools in Indianapolis. No, that's a percent.

[Devontae]

Not when they said I was persuading kids when I was talking about.

[Mike]

This is the real persuade over there.

[Devontae]

Oh, my God.

[DJ]

They got contact content, like reels.

[Mike]

Wow. Real content.

[DJ]

Oh, coaches in the gym and social media teams. I see. That's real interesting.

[Mike]

The real reals.

[DJ]

We'll dive in a little bit more, but I had this conversation on Twitter. I want to see how y' all felt about this. You talked about people cashing checks at the grocery store being the biggest pet peeve.

[Devontae]

Do me a favor. Can you pass this to be here and just read it and live. Be here.

[DJ]

Okay, I got you.

[Devontae]

This is. Just read it. Don't read it out loud.

[DJ]

Don't read it out loud.

[Devontae]

Out.

[DJ]

But I want to ask y' all this question. While he's reading that, I read the first sentence.

[Mike]

I couldn't be you, bro. That's all I'm g. Say.

[DJ]

I could shout out to coach C, man. One of the best to do it.

[Mike]

I couldn't be my dog, man. I couldn't. No way.

[Devontae]

That's it.

[DJ]

Cash the check at the grocery store is terrible. But what's worse, Going to the gas station if somebody get lotto tickets. I want to ask y', all, what's the worst of the two?

[Mike]

Yeah. I'm standing with my oh, nah, definitely gas. Straight. Yeah. I mean, not gas station, but gas.

[DJ]

That takes you up.

[Devontae]

It takes you up. Don't.

[Mike]

It took me for a loop. I'm disgruntled, but I'm taking a. Definitely the check at the grocery store.

[DJ]

For sure, bro. Going to the gas station. First of all, when you pull up to the pump and you can't use your car and you have to go in, bro, I drive off.

[Devontae]

That's the worst, bro.

[Mike]

I always go to the next one.

[DJ]

Yeah, I'm leaving. I can't go to your establishment.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah. Unless I'm going to get some drink and some.

[Devontae]

If I ain't getting no T shirts, I ain't going there.

[Mike]

Yeah, I can't. Everybody should have tap, bro.

[Devontae]

Yo, see me buying T shirts with like tea. You good, bro. I was wrong. I like what you mean, like, just checking on you, dog. I'm straight, bruh. I'm just checking on you. Yeah, like, you good, bruh? Like, yeah, he could. Walking up to the race, I had a 10 piece. He looked at me like, you good, bro.

[Mike]

How much are Those on Georgetown?

[DJ]

$6.

[Devontae]

$6?

[Mike]

Oh, that's not bad.

[DJ]

Two for ten if they fuck with you.

[Devontae]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

Waxing me.

[Devontae]

Look, look who texted me. Lou texted me.

[DJ]

Oh, I can't wait for this year. Basketball. It's gonna be magical for sure. But I went to gas station, bro, and somebody in front of me got their lottery tickets. All right, cool. I'm annoyed. I'm behind, but it's cool. Then they doubled back and was just like, matter of fact, let me get my smokes. While I was here, I. Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

You definitely got to get the smokes. I left for sure.

[DJ]

I drove to the nearest gas station, bro. It my whole day. Up, up.

[Mike]

People was just supposed to play your numbers though, in your car though, and then go. You know what I mean? Exchange your ticket for that.

[DJ]

There needs to be a special place for that. Not in the gas station, cuz you holding the lineup, bro. There's no convenient time for you to do that.

[Mike]

There's really nowhere else you could really go, though, besides the grocery store, bro. And you got to buy from the vending machines, so it's. It's. It's easier for sure to buy it at the gas stations.

[Devontae]

That's.

[Mike]

I'm a gambling. I know, but I don't never really play the. Play the numbers like that.

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[DJ]

Nah, bro, that. That gas station rumble and they get all.

[Mike]

Buying lotto tickets, though.

[DJ]

N. I'm cool, bro.

[Devontae]

Chase, I remember one day I spent $5,000 on lotto tickets.

[Guest/Caller]

How much did you win?

[Devontae]

I didn't win nothing.

[Mike]

You lost everyone.

[Devontae]

I mean, I won. I was trying to hit.

[Mike]

Yeah, you trying to jump room, but I'm saying you didn't at least like win a thousand off the battle.

[Devontae]

I think I won like 30. I won like 20, 2300 or something like good.

[Mike]

Damn, bro.

[Guest/Caller]

Means you lost 37.

[Mike]

Yeah, you play all the wrong cars. Like spend 5000.

[Devontae]

I thought I was going to hit the billionaire. I had a. I told you I had a dream.

[Mike]

Not the top, but you going. You going. If you spend 5,000, you buy 10 and 20 tickets. You don't buy.

[Guest/Caller]

You think 2, 3, 5 tickets profit on that?

[Mike]

Damn near, bro.

[Devontae]

You could. I want like 23. I want like 23.

[DJ]

But I.

[Devontae]

You. I had a dream. That's why I did it. I had a dream that I hit the lotto.

[Mike]

So the next day when you woke up.

[Devontae]

I woke it was a billion dollars. I was like, it's God. God want me go play the lotto.

[Mike]

This buying lucky cups for a dollar one.

[Devontae]

When you 150.

[DJ]

Like.

[Devontae]

I went there, I was like, cuz I. I think Meek Mill had said he spent 10,000.

[Mike]

Yeah, they cash out on them shit.

[Devontae]

I was like, man, man n. Bro.

[Mike]

You gotta play high. You got about $50, $20 tickets.

[Devontae]

And I spent it and you got. And I watched. I had this. How many. I had so many tickets on the floor.

[Mike]

You bought them all in Atlanta, didn't you?

[Devontae]

No, I was in Minnesota.

[DJ]

Oh yeah.

[Devontae]

They was all on this floor. I had a shoe room and I had all this tickets on the floor. I was like, go hit and I'mma retire a nothing hit.

[Guest/Caller]

If you spend $1,000 in lottery tickets you think you going to have. You're going to win more than $1,000 dollars?

[Mike]

Yes, bro. I'm going to go to a. You're supposed to really go buy a lot of tickets and like that.

[DJ]

Different gas stations.

[Mike]

Like. Yeah, like big town stuff.

[Devontae]

Yeah, you ain't supposed to. I bought that in Saint. I bought about the airport in St. Paul.

[Guest/Caller]

I was like, okay, so you're not buying them all in one place.

[DJ]

No, it's a strategy.

[Mike]

You got go to $5,000.

[Guest/Caller]

I'm with you. I saying no. If you go buy.

[Devontae]

I'm like, it's a good chance. It's a chance. I like, God want me to hit the like the lottery. That's how I feel. I like, he not gonna put this in my drink.

[Mike]

Yeah, that Had a flu that day.

[Devontae]

I like why would he put that in my mind? I wouldn't think about the lottery, bro.

[Mike]

For you to I already hit the lottery dollars. It's a fact like that. That's a lot of money. Y' all not saying But I'm saying.

[DJ]

That'S a bank row.

[Mike]

You didn't go to enough places, bro. On my mama you would have hit somewhere not big. I'm not saying that but you could.

[Devontae]

Have I won 2300.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I know you at least got your nickel back.

[Devontae]

Back. Yeah, but I I that wasn't he.

[Mike]

Would have got his nickel back, bro, if he won 2300. How many gas stations you go to?

[Devontae]

I went to the one in st like right by the airport.

[DJ]

Oh yeah.

[Devontae]

And then I went to the one right by my house.

[Mike]

Yes. He only went to two, bro.

[Devontae]

I'm going the reason I only did that cuz I I spent a TH000 there. I spent 2000 there. Shout out to I forgot the dude that used to do our bags. He was like, wow, you're really spending $2,000 on lottery tickets. I was like I'm trying to get out the league. I was like I like this is I think this is I like I chance to get out the league. I think like man, what I like God told me, bro. He she was at the end doing this. It popped in my dreams, bro. I'm like this is God telling me.

[DJ]

I'm hit the watching a scary movie.

[Devontae]

Or something N bro. Randomly, bro. It was just like you was going to hit the lottery. And I just gave every I I like flooded the whole every one of my friends was millionaires. That's hard. And I was like damn, I got everybody money. Like everybody rich.

[Mike]

That's crazy, bro.

[Devontae]

And then when it didn't happen I was like I never played a lot.

[Mike]

Of I can't believe you played it that way.

[Devontae]

I did, bro.

[Mike]

I was like, you way smarter than that, bro.

[Devontae]

I should have bought one ticket. I probably would have hit you would.

[Mike]

Have should have went to every hick.

[Devontae]

Town I was going over here, bro.

[DJ]

Said the world tour for the and.

[Devontae]

I ain't going to lie. I had got that off the the cash I had I had won it on the plane.

[Mike]

Oh oh, okay. Yeah.

[DJ]

That was house money. I was I'm about to take y.

[Devontae]

Money hit the lotto and I'm return Nope. I played the next day day sure did I wait because you know it get drawn on like what was a Month, A Friday, Monday. Whatever day it was, you gotta wait. So I just had all these tickets like sitting out.

[Mike]

And that's crazy, cuz you are really. Oh boy. What's up, boy? Terry Cruz. What TV show is that?

[Devontae]

I know, I'm cheap.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Devontae]

Everybody. Chris, look. Julius, look. He is Julius. Keep it a beam. My father it. I don't ever wear clothes, but all this is free. Everything, every single thing I have on my body today, from socks to draws, is free.

[DJ]

Free ski.

[Devontae]

I haven't paid for it. Tommy J.

[Guest/Caller]

Respect.

[Devontae]

Adidas socks.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Devontae]

D's pants, da shoes. Alpha den sweater, dime coat, dime hat.

[Mike]

Well, that's what these will say after they made a terrible decision. But he spent $5,000. You should have threw that on some booty, bro.

[Devontae]

No, that's even worse decision. At least I could have was.

[Mike]

I'm saying that you took a big. Only going to two gas stations, spending five, bro. That is the craziest I ever heard.

[Devontae]

I played so many numbers, bro.

[DJ]

45, 47.

[Devontae]

Bro, bro. Like the first gas station, bro. Dude was like, bro, you can't. Like we can't.

[Mike]

You.

[Devontae]

This whole day, it was so late. It was like, you know, we get back late, it's like one in the morning when nobody in there, that's. I stopped to get some gas and I was like. I had this dream, bro, I supposed to play the lottery. And I just reached in my pocket and I was like, yo, I won't buy all those tickets. And he was like, bro, what are we doing?

[DJ]

See why I need me a separate.

[Devontae]

He fucked me up. Cause he like, you can go on the Internet. Like, why you just don't go on the Internet? And then I went on the Internet. But you can't.

[Mike]

Why can't you?

[Devontae]

I don't know. I guess in Minnesota at the time, you couldn't play the lottery on the.

[DJ]

Whatever.

[Devontae]

I couldn't do it. So then I went to the gas station right next to my house. A shelf went in there and they had the. The other gas station I went to, they had it where you had to go to the machine. I wasn't about to do that at the machine. So I went to another one. They had it at the register. And I was like. And he was like, whoa. So it was like 40. I. I said 5, but it was like 44.

[DJ]

While we on the subject, I want to ask you this question, bro, so you know you have it to where like they take a portion of it and you can stay anonymous. Y' all gonna get all the Money and go to the podium. Y' all gonna take a 30 cut, be anonymous.

[Devontae]

30 cut anonymous out the gate. Take my taxes out right now.

[DJ]

And I want the lump sum. I don't want the month of my payment. I want my right now. I can die tomorrow if we hit.

[Devontae]

A billion dollars, bro. Go ahead. I just give me that 5, 480.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Devontae]

And I'm gonna live my life.

[Mike]

Yeah, if it's that high, for sure.

[Devontae]

What about if it's like 300,000? I mean, 300 million and you only gonna get. Let's say you get 120.

[DJ]

Cool.

[Mike]

I'll probably take the 120.

[Devontae]

You'll take the 120, but you can get.

[Mike]

Now if it's 30. If it's 30 million, I'mma stretch it.

[Devontae]

But you can get 2. Say, 300 or 120. Maybe you can get. We gonna give you 6 million a year for the rest of your life.

[Guest/Caller]

Why?

[Mike]

I'll be knocking down them pork chop dinners.

[DJ]

Oh, bro, I need lumps on me now.

[Devontae]

Anonymous on my mama.

[Mike]

If they said 6 mil a year, I probably own some real. I'm taking that.

[DJ]

No, I need mine now.

[Devontae]

Yeah, give me the whole one now. Seven mil a year, Mike. Six mil a year or the 120. The lump su.

[Guest/Caller]

That's 20 years.

[Mike]

I'mma do six just so I could be cool.

[Devontae]

I'mma take the 120.

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[Guest/Caller]

Mean, I gotta make it.

[Mike]

How can it fold, though?

[Guest/Caller]

Boy be shooting.

[Devontae]

I pray I made 55. I'll be shitty, though.

[Mike]

I need to.

[Devontae]

Like, if I turn down to 120 and then they like, bruh, you gonna die at 50. Cause I'll be like, damn, I even player up.

[Mike]

I don't know. You just super, super. You super good.

[DJ]

Oh, you good.

[Devontae]

You don't gotta worry about. You don't gotta worry about number 120. 20?

[DJ]

Yeah, yeah.

[Devontae]

Cash. 120.

[DJ]

If I can't make 120 work, I don't deserve it.

[Devontae]

Oh, you are.

[DJ]

I don't deserve it.

[Devontae]

Like, think about that. Even if you spend. If you just even spend 60 out of the 120, like, I'm gonna go crazy and spend 60 million. The 60 with the interest on the money that you in that 60, you gonna take out millions a year off the interest. Like, you'll found. Y' all straight.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's true.

[Devontae]

You just chilling.

[Guest/Caller]

Very Difficult to do, huh? Like, I don't understand how people go broke after having that much money. I don't know how I would spend that much money.

[DJ]

Oh, financial discipline, bro. You'd be surprised, bro.

[Devontae]

You start doing that, you just wouldn't believe. A lot of people don't go broke because they spend a lot. It's because they get stolen from that. Like, a lot of people don't. Like, even, like, when I was younger, I didn't know anything about money. I didn't grow up with money.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Devontae]

Like, I didn't know how to. I didn't know if I could put $5 million away and it'll grow interest. Nobody told me that.

[Mike]

Yeah, right.

[Devontae]

You know what I mean? You just like, all right, I'm get $5 million and I'm only gonna spend a hundred thousand a year. And, yeah, I'm gonna just make that 5 million. And you just thinking, like, you know, you can put your 5 million in the investment account and it'll pay for itself. Like, you'll pay for your life. You don't know that.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Devontae]

Until somebody tell you. And if you get the information from the wrong person, they can be telling you, this is just taking your money.

[DJ]

Then you could be Christmas. Yeah, you look like Tim Duncan situation. You like Kareem. That's why Kareem had a plan to use number 60, bro. His financial officer was taking all his.

[Mike]

Bread and they Raped him down like that 20 million.

[Devontae]

Yeah, damn. But you don't know that. Cause you young. Especially if you come from an inner city and your parents ain't really in no money.

[Mike]

Oh, absolutely, bro.

[DJ]

Yeah. Like, even with Lamar Odom, when he. When he was with the Kardashian family, she was like, you paid this many people phone bill a month, bro. Like, you're bleeding money every month. Like, taking care of people is how people go broke, too.

[Devontae]

Yeah. And you don't even realize, but it's like, that's how people go. It ain't because they be having wild spending habit. I mean, that happens too. But people tell you to invest majority of times.

[Sponsor Announcer]

Yeah.

[Devontae]

They'd be like, oh, invest in this. And you, like, it could be a financial dude like Antoine Walker with them apartments. Like, gay dude, 10 million. Dude ran off with the 10 mil.

[DJ]

And then left him with the. The tab property that you got to tend to.

[Guest/Caller]

I think that's why I ain't rich. I think I'm too logical, difficult of a person. I probably make too many good decisions.

[Devontae]

Yeah, but you also. You ain't like, you had to get to where you was by. You weren't an athlete.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Devontae]

So. Yeah. So your logic is a little different. You had to work for every. Like, not saying athletes don't work, but in that field, you had to work.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's different.

[Guest/Caller]

Like, hitting the lottery, like you said.

[Devontae]

Yeah, it's a lottery.

[Guest/Caller]

You worked hard to get there. Yeah.

[Devontae]

And you just don't know, like, somebody like, here goes. Oh, $5 million.

[Mike]

And you don't got that many people in your ear talking to you every day like, hey, I can do this for you. Do this, do that.

[Devontae]

Like, and you ain't had nobody. Like, that's why I used to envy, like, Mike Conley and, like, all them dudes who had, like, parents that made money already. Not to say my parents didn't do good for it. They did. They did what they supposed to do. But, like, they came from, like, better backgrounds, like the Steph Curry's and all them. I used to be like, fuck, bro.

[DJ]

Yeah. Like, your dad's a millionaire.

[Devontae]

You don't gotta give your parents nothing. Cause your dad did for y'. All. So everything you. Every mistake he made, he can bring it down to you. You're never going to make that mistake because your pop's already been there. N. For some of us, we the first one. We going to make that mistake first. And it's like, it. Like, I look like I watched Sebastian Telford Y' all seen that? Yeah, he got a new dot coming out and it's like showing him from where he was at and now he live back in the projects he grew up in. And like he show his crib and it's like, like, like damn. Like he got no bed. Like he laying on the floor. Like his mattress on the floor and you like, that's Sebastian Telford. But he ain't had nobody to teach him the ropes.

[Mike]

Yeah, he come from humble, humble beginnings.

[Devontae]

And he backing them. That same. That crazy.

[Mike]

Now that's wild.

[Devontae]

Yeah.

[Mike]

To be having motion like that since she was 16, like actually getting paid.

[Devontae]

Like, damn, man, I don't want to.

[DJ]

Talk about too much, but like the Damon Jones situation when he went to court and like his parents had to put the lien on their house for him to get out. Like, that's crazy.

[Devontae]

That's crazy.

[DJ]

Like you don't know nobody. Financial situation. We ain't in nobody's pockets. But just the notion of that is like, damn, bro, you was a non 10 year vet. It shouldn't come to this. You never know what people got going on and stuff like that. But just the notion of that being reported, it's like, damn.

[Devontae]

Just don't be knowing, bro.

[Mike]

That shit is scary, bro.

[DJ]

It is.

[Devontae]

He could have had all that money, but somebody could have just took it from him. You never gotta got a divorce. Yeah, you could have trust. Like, you don't trust people that you're scared of that you could trust people you just don't know.

[Mike]

Like, I'm too scared.

[Devontae]

Like you said, all the people that come up to you, I can help you. I can help you.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Devontae]

And they know you green.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[DJ]

They've been waiting you. They've been waiting on this leg. You green, Christmas.

[Devontae]

You green. You all know your parents don't know the people nice.

[Mike]

And that's what sucks. You can't go get a second opinion.

[Devontae]

Because you can, but you don't know they could, but I'm sure you don't know who to.

[Mike]

You don't know who to go get it from.

[Devontae]

For real.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's this, that's the scary part. Don't be having like, you can't really go to your parents like, hey, got this idea and they'd be like, hell no, you cool?

[Devontae]

Yeah.

[Mike]

They'd be like, he just said he'd give you ten more million.

[DJ]

Hell yeah. Yeah.

[Devontae]

Like they said if I put 5 million here, that we probably make 20 million. Oh, that sound like it sounds like a good plan to me.

[DJ]

They like, shit the house.

[Devontae]

You want to 10.

[Barbie]

Yeah.

[DJ]

Like, M. This new house cost 2 mil. So if you make 20, we good right here. Go do it.

[Devontae]

Yeah.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Mike]

That scary, bro. And I'm too old. I'm too old.

[Devontae]

You too old.

[Mike]

I'm damn near 40, bro. If I go back to that, bro, y' all might as well cancel me, bro. I ain't bullshitting, bro. I can't. I can't go. And I grew up beautifully. My parents took great care of me, bro. But I. I can't go back to Graceland, bro.

[Devontae]

N. I, bro. Back in the P. And I ain't making. I ain't trying to clown him. Cause that. That you showing it.

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Yeah.

[DJ]

Cause we.

[Devontae]

We all grew up watching Sebastian through the Fire and all that.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Devontae]

And he you.

[Mike]

That's a classic in our household, fam.

[Devontae]

I wanted to be him. Like, yo, this can hoop he young.

[DJ]

Documentary was crazy, bro.

[Devontae]

So to see him going through that. And he talk about divorce and all that, how that took a lot of his money. And I'm like, yeah, I just want.

[Mike]

To live a regular life.

[Devontae]

And they've talked about, like, a lot of people talk, talk. I don't know. I used to be scared to have kids because I was like. I used to see people had to pay child support.

[Mike]

Oh, for y'. All. It's wicked.

[Devontae]

That's why I never wanted. That's a real reason I never wanted kids, fam.

[Mike]

And that's another reason why get taken through the fire, too. On my mama, bro. That child support in the. In the professional world.

[Devontae]

Yo.

[Mike]

No, sir.

[Devontae]

Them Jesus, they say after. I mean, behind every great man is a great woman, but after every broke man.

[Mike]

Now, that's why I get behind it.

[Devontae]

Every broke man. Every broke man. It's some woman that came up.

[Mike]

It's a facts, bro.

[Devontae]

It's a fact, bro.

[Mike]

It's a hundred percent true, bro.

[DJ]

They literally have TV shows behind this, bro.

[Devontae]

Yeah.

[DJ]

Not even wives.

[Devontae]

Yeah, every folk man is behind a woman, bro. That's why, like, I used to be so scared of, like, having kids. Like.

[Mike]

Like, oh, yeah, bro. If I was in the NBA or famous like that, bro, I would adopt with a girl.

[DJ]

You know, you can get on child support if you adopt.

[Devontae]

I said that's why I said I wouldn't get. I was. You going to put him in the portal?

[Mike]

What they doing that gas station? We going to flip a coin.

[Devontae]

I wouldn't get married or had kids until I was done hooping. Yeah. I told myself that, like, I ain't going to do none of that till I'm done hooping. Cuz I know my tax bracket going to change. Change. Like my monthly income won't be the same as it was. Obviously you can go. They can look at your statements and.

[DJ]

See what you got.

[Devontae]

But I was like, if you marry me now my print, I'm gonna be silly. You have a baby with me now it's gonna. I'm washed because. And you ain't gonna know what I made.

[DJ]

Yeah, yeah, I spent it all.

[Devontae]

Yeah.

[DJ]

It's my guess voice don't ask me about the money.

[Devontae]

You remember when we was going to my. Yeah, I spent it all that night.

[Mike]

Oh, wait, that's some scary, bro.

[Devontae]

But that's the you gotta think about. I used to be. I remember when I seen you had teammates. Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

Boy, that was going on one of.

[Devontae]

My teammates made me really scared.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Devontae]

And I ain't gonna do him like that. But he was an old head. He was a seasoned season vet. I can say it because he ended up doing a show about it. Joe Smith.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Devontae]

So when I seen like he was on my team, his ex end up like setting this crib on fire like the rental spotlight, like, you know, doing some to it and that let me know, like. Cause he got paper. I'm like, yeah, I'm smooth. Cause and then he got a divorce and you know, like, hey, she taking.

[DJ]

She got custody too.

[Devontae]

Come on, bro, you hoop for free. This filthy right here. I'm smooth.

[Mike]

Sorry, bro, gotta go.

[Guest/Caller]

Just put it in your mama name.

[DJ]

Yeah, but that's what somebody recently did. They got divorced. They found out all the houses in his mama name. She was shitty.

[Devontae]

The soccer player. Yeah, jeans.

[Mike]

That's. That's smart.

[Devontae]

But you still got to pay child support. You put that.

[DJ]

Yeah, I was cracking up. I was watching one of them crazy shows like Judge on Mason. They had like a stud and her woman on there and she took it to court for child support. Yeah, she's like, this not my baby.

[Mike]

I said, Britain Griner, you want to be one of us?

[DJ]

That happened.

[Devontae]

Her too.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Devontae]

Child support, right?

[DJ]

That is crazy, bro.

[Mike]

No, it ain't. No, it ain't.

[Devontae]

I think they did part of it.

[DJ]

Everybody go in the portal.

[Devontae]

Like, yeah, yeah, they. They had an agreement, but put the joint in there. I'm going be the baby daddy type thing.

[Mike]

I used to always want to put my in the quartal.

[Devontae]

Just that's what Boris D did.

[Mike]

Cuz I'm. I wonder if they put the picture next to him.

[Guest/Caller]

Genius.

[Devontae]

Though you know what he did? He got not. Damn. I don't want to shout out his business but he. He had got clipped, right?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Devontae]

No kids. And then just saved this short like put his on ice.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Devontae]

So he doing his thing. Hit him like I'm praying. No, no, not me. But when he wanted to have kids he just.

[Mike]

You can go back and get it. I go in the refrigerator.

[Devontae]

That's low key genius. Like if I was to tell an NBA player that's what I would tell.

[Mike]

Them, whatever they do.

[Devontae]

Like if that was my advice to an NBA player. Like I say that like go just put your on ice, cuz.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Go to your favorite website, bro. Fill them cups up.

[Devontae]

Put it on ice. Just put it on ice.

[Mike]

Straight up.

[Devontae]

I was laughing because like it was.

[DJ]

Episode of Basketball Wise. That's talking about Ken War. It's just like you had an artificial baby. Your baby could be a murder. Maybe that could be a mass murder. You wouldn't know who this is.

[Devontae]

You just wouldn't have a baby.

[Mike]

No, that's true.

[DJ]

Y' all know who this in this company is. Had a baby widow.

[Mike]

That. That's probably the hardest thing for rich people to do is have kids with a woman though that's over marriage.

[Devontae]

That kid you can't never get is always it.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[DJ]

What was her child's war by gray?

[Guest/Caller]

$2,000 a month. 24amonth.

[DJ]

Oh, that's a W salary. That's 2016.

[Devontae]

Yeah. Go look. Not. I don't want to shout out.

[Mike]

Oh that's cool.

[Devontae]

Blake Griffin. Yeah, that was crazy.

[DJ]

And respectful. I think the mother of his children has Matt Liner's kids too, but check that. Yeah. In 2018.

[Guest/Caller]

258 000amonth.

[DJ]

No bro, there's no kid that needs that. I know it's another mathematics and stuff, but God damn. A quarter mil a month.

[Devontae]

Month. Lord. See this how I look at it though. Like damn, your checks was crazy. He was getting.

[Mike]

He was getting money.

[Devontae]

Okay.

[Guest/Caller]

They. They came out and said that that wasn't real.

[DJ]

Oh okay.

[Mike]

He could afford that.

[Guest/Caller]

They both came out and said now that we. We settled it is. That's not right.

[Mike]

Oh okay. But that was probably what was proposed though. Cuz he couldn't afford that.

[Devontae]

But he probably. He probably was at a 100 on everything. And I'm not trying to be in his business. I don't care either way. But I'm just saying like n. But.

[Mike]

He was even just good bro.

[DJ]

Kids cost, but they don't cost that.

[Devontae]

Goddamn like just imagine paying 50k.

[Mike]

I don't understand how them numbers is even added.

[Devontae]

50K.

[DJ]

I be so mad the calculator is crazy.

[Mike]

I got six.

[Devontae]

How mad? Like, what's the. What's the. Like, the most y' all pay in child support if you had to pay child support?

[DJ]

Deadbeat, huh? Deadbeat. Take care.

[Guest/Caller]

They say Kanye play 200. Alex Rodriguez paying 115.

[DJ]

Charlie, she paying 110amonth.

[Guest/Caller]

Still, if I was rich like this, paying dude 150amonth.

[DJ]

Oh, he's a legend.

[Guest/Caller]

And spousal support.

[Devontae]

Spousal support.

[Mike]

That's why Mary J still sting in them booze. That wasn't playing with her.

[DJ]

Did you say he went back, though? He said, hey, actually, life ain't as. As great as I thought it was. I'm going need some more. She said, hey, I'm going on tour this.

[Guest/Caller]

Yeah.

[Mike]

She said, gains brid.

[Devontae]

See, that's what I'm saying. This get filthy, bro. That's filthy.

[Mike]

Nah, if I'm rich, bro, I got six for you. If I'm filthy, I got six.

[Devontae]

You just hear these announcements.

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[DJ]

That's what I'm saying.

[Mike]

I got 6. 158. It don't make sense. I got 6.

[Guest/Caller]

Like. Like, in my mind, the child support is covering like. Like school and everything, or the child support just.

[Devontae]

Lord, it's 150. If you can't go to school, you could do everything in life.

[Mike]

It's households that don't make 150 to get together.

[DJ]

This house don't make six a month, period.

[Mike]

Like, no, I'm saying 158. Like, yeah, there's couples that don't make that together.

[DJ]

No, that is a mortgage. That is a wonderful car.

[Devontae]

That is a great life.

[Mike]

You give a girl158 just because you shot the grit center. She is up.

[Devontae]

That is a great life. 158 a year. If you get that for a year. If we told somebody right now, I'm gonna give you 158,000 for the year. Be like, bet they go to a solid private school.

[Guest/Caller]

They cost like 60 cents.

[DJ]

But you know what, Mike? That's a finesse year. They roll them kids in the private schools that expensive.

[Devontae]

That's a year. They getting this a month.

[DJ]

I peep that.

[Guest/Caller]

That's.

[Mike]

That's like. That's like when you go to college and you wait till you get the grant and you drop out. That's literally what the parents when the first office clear. But listen.

[DJ]

Yeah, we're not going to Park T.

[Devontae]

But let's back at 69. It's 60.

[DJ]

60,000 a year.

[Devontae]

They getting 115amonth.

[Guest/Caller]

The most expensive one in America is 85 000.

[Devontae]

Still we bought a year.

[Guest/Caller]

I was trying to get for the year.

[DJ]

That's a boarding school. Their kids don't even live at you if they.

[Devontae]

But I'm saying 85, 000 a year is nothing because I literally make 115amonth.

[Mike]

I can afford it.

[DJ]

You pay that day one.

[Devontae]

Yeah.

[DJ]

Literally had change.

[Devontae]

Yeah. It literally was like I just want.

[Mike]

The woman to be responsible for something.

[Devontae]

And then you probably still gotta take them in the summer club starting now. You still gotta take them in the summer.

[Mike]

You lay down and I should have shot that on your face. We in this arguing. It's your kid too. Like damn, bro. That's crazy.

[DJ]

They ask Paul McCartney.

[Devontae]

It's all my kid and I gotta take them in the summer. See if I'm paying that much. I want every single.

[Mike]

Yes. Yeah.

[Devontae]

Or 15.

[Mike]

Brian McKnight.

[Devontae]

No, on me. On me.

[DJ]

Never.

[Devontae]

Brian McKnight.

[Mike]

Give me them titties back. Give me that name back.

[Devontae]

Oh, girl. 115. Hold on. 115. You want to see them for 115?

[Mike]

Yeah, I want to see what I'm paying for.

[Devontae]

I want to make 115. You want your kids or something?

[Mike]

Well, I love my kids.

[Devontae]

No, I'm not saying you don't. I'm talking about if you pay 115,000.

[Mike]

I need my kids kids in my life every day, bro.

[Devontae]

115,000.

[DJ]

I'mma with my man.

[Devontae]

But 115,000. The day he comes to my house.

[DJ]

With a jacket that's too small. I'm losing everything. I need to see what I'm crashing out.

[Devontae]

115. I never want to see that.

[Mike]

I need my baby.

[Devontae]

Nothing. Nothing. Cuz. Why the am I paying you that much and this still coming to my house?

[Mike]

The only with no keys.

[Devontae]

Cuz if I'm still. I'm still. Cuz when you come to my house, I'm still had to buy you do I just sent you.

[Mike]

You got to look at the reverse psychology of that though, bro. Like look how kids treat their parents. Who is famous that we know. Damn, bro. You that type of dad, man.

[DJ]

That's up that baby go FaceTime like.

[Devontae]

Daddy, can I come over?

[DJ]

Hey, I just paid.

[Devontae]

I swear to God. I don't give a cuz you know when you come on my house and then you going to be like that obviously probably going to come My house with no clothes, all this. I might do all that again. I ain't mad. But it's like the prorated invoice for.

[Guest/Caller]

All the days that he said sitting back with you.

[Devontae]

They not knowing they ain't with you with all that. But listen, the month that this at my house for the month in the summer, we kicking it.

[DJ]

Bye.

[Guest/Caller]

Bye.

[Devontae]

And then I look at my stud, my pasta, and 115just went to your mama. I went and looked at my direct deposit, and 115 had just went to your mama. The moment I look back at you, bro, take your ass back to work.

[DJ]

Yeah. Cause ain't no summer camp for child support.

[Devontae]

You go back too.

[Mike]

Did I need my babies, bro?

[Devontae]

Yeah. All right. You need your babies now, cuz. You love them right now. They going use this video according.

[DJ]

Child support, this drinking w Arish Rose at work.

[Mike]

I need. I need.

[DJ]

Can't be in that house.

[Mike]

I need my babies, bro.

[DJ]

I can't 1,000%.

[Devontae]

You can't live with them every day right now.

[Mike]

Even if I was without them, bro. Like, I'mma. I'mma miss them, bro.

[Guest/Caller]

I'm not saying I never met my kid.

[Devontae]

No, I'm saying. I'm not saying. I'm saying maybe you had a kid. Listen, if we don't locked in. Yeah, y' all not locked in. Just say it's a girl you was with. Because obviously most of them girls, they wouldn't with them like that. Yeah, yeah. Let's just say y' all weren't with each other like that.

[DJ]

Y'.

[Mike]

All.

[Devontae]

It was some. Y' all was cool. It was your little wham, bam, you hit her. Happened. Baby came. All of a sudden, y' all got this problem.

[Mike]

115.

[Devontae]

And she hit you with the 115. You want to see the little or you.

[DJ]

He live with me, man. You out the equation.

[Devontae]

He ain't. You ain't getting him that 115.

[DJ]

Well, that 115. It's going to go somewhere. Just not child support.

[Mike]

Me knowingly knowing that I have a.

[Guest/Caller]

Kid just to get out my face.

[DJ]

25,000 to solve that problem.

[Devontae]

Look at him. You see how easy I give you 2 million just to leave me alone? And I E N. I think kids.

[Mike]

Need both of their parents. But I. I just.

[Devontae]

But I'm just saying shout out to my dog.

[Mike]

I bro, I just. I me knowing that I have a kid out there and I ain't with is crazy.

[Devontae]

It would.

[DJ]

But yo, mama, I think go follow you on Instagram. What's up Dad, I hit him back.

[Devontae]

Like, I say, once you 18, bro, call me bro. We gonna be straight, bro.

[Mike]

Damn.

[Devontae]

I ain't gonna be able be cool with you, bro. He's gonna be cool. I'm be mad the whole time that they gonna make it to the league. Yeah, I hit you.

[Mike]

Hell no.

[Devontae]

I'mma be shitty until I, like, once my, like, pay decrease. Like, if I'm in my 10th year now, I'm making 3 million. Her pay go like the 8amonth. Then I'll probably be like, come on, bro.

[Mike]

Dukes ain't going to let you do that, bro. I'm sh.

[Devontae]

Me. My mom be like, oh, listen, call call. Boy, oh, boy. Oh, man. Well, if it see, she cut into my house.

[Mike]

Oh, for sure. No, that is a lot for a kid, though, bro. I just.

[Devontae]

Come on, bro.

[Mike]

You gonna feel bad though.

[Devontae]

Oh, man, I can't wait to. I sleep. I'm asleep comfortably.

[Mike]

Yeah. Louise clip this up for me, man.

[DJ]

Don't do me like that, bro.

[Devontae]

I'm just saying.

[DJ]

Oh, you know that's going in the caption.

[Devontae]

Well, I'm just saying. 115 is a lie, bro.

[DJ]

It is. It's crazy. Be careful, man.

[Devontae]

Spousal support. Child money.

[Mike]

Boo boy.

[Devontae]

Oh, God, bro.

[Mike]

Money. Move said I don't want to see.

[Devontae]

On me. I don't. That's a meal something a year, bro.

[Mike]

That's your kid, bro.

[Devontae]

I don't spend a million on myself a year. Million on a little bastard? Hell no.

[Guest/Caller]

It's one point.

[Devontae]

You know it.

[Guest/Caller]

Now, honestly, if I'm worth a hundred.

[Devontae]

If you making 100 million.

[Guest/Caller]

If I'm making 100 million. We talking about the craziest. The craziest number.

[DJ]

It's a max deal, player.

[Devontae]

Okay? They making probably 50, 60 a year. 56 a year. Year.

[Guest/Caller]

I ain't tripping off that 1.3, bro.

[Devontae]

N. Bro, cuz, you got cut it in half.

[DJ]

That. That.

[Devontae]

That child support ain't cut in half. Yeah, they ain't getting no tax. It's free tax. So you making 60, you really making 30?

[Guest/Caller]

I'm still not tripping off the 1.3, bro.

[Devontae]

I am.

[DJ]

Yeah, we gonna have to get it. We have to retire.

[Devontae]

I'm still.

[Guest/Caller]

Now, If I'm worth 3, 4, 5.

[Devontae]

Yo, this won't be that high.

[Guest/Caller]

3, 4, 5.

[DJ]

About 25amonth.

[Mike]

I'm.

[Guest/Caller]

I kind of hurt.

[Mike]

I ain't going to lie. I'm player, bro. I'm still cracking my baby mama.

[Devontae]

So you going be giving her one.

[DJ]

He said for 25.

[Devontae]

I need it all. You gonna be giving her 110 still.

[Mike]

Crack on my soul.

[Devontae]

Ah, no, he might for 110.

[Mike]

I better be said, bro. I eat coochi too good, bro.

[DJ]

Hold on that note, man.

[Devontae]

End this, man. I ain't gonna lie. I would. I would just. I swear to God. I would be like. Like Michael Jordan and them. I would just be with my baby mom for her.

[Mike]

I would just be forcing a relationship.

[Devontae]

I would. I'll be with her for 18 years. I'll be in that miserable for.

[DJ]

I be in that.

[Guest/Caller]

No, no.

[Mike]

I just want to come hang you.

[Devontae]

N this moment I retire, I'll be like, I think I'm going to go in my own way. I've been thinking about this about last eight years. I'm not happy to get off the.

[DJ]

Subject before we leave. Did y' all see the dude and when he got off shots before he had the party.

[Devontae]

Oh, that's what I'll be on.

[Mike]

Oh, that's him.

[DJ]

A got the bottles in the club.

[Devontae]

He said off. Swear to God, bro. That would be Louise.

[DJ]

I'mma find the clip.

[Devontae]

It's crazy.

[DJ]

Said off. Child support.

[Devontae]

That would be me. Talk to them people, man.

[DJ]

Oh, we about to have some fun in the comments with this man. Before we get out here, be here, tell the people they can grab some merch at Brody Shop.

[Mike]

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[DJ]

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[Mike]

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[DJ]

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