Club 520 Podcast – Jeff Teague on MONEY & Relationships, R. Kelly vs. Babyface, Lil' Kim

Release Date: October 16, 2025
Hosts: Jeff Teague, DJ Wells, Bishop B Henn, Young Nacho, Barbie

Episode Overview

This Patreon-exclusive episode of Club 520 Podcast features NBA All-Star Jeff Teague and co-hosts DJ Wells, Bishop B Henn, Young Nacho, and Barbie in an unfiltered, hilarious deep-dive into the blurred lines of money, relationships, music battles, and ‘90s nostalgia. The crew recaps wild personal stories, viral moments from Vegas Fight Weekend, and debates everything from the best R&B groups to dating women who earn more money. The episode maintains the crew’s classic barbershop energy: part roasting session, part culture roundtable.

Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Vegas Fight Weekend: Backstage Stories & Guests

[08:38–13:59]

• The team reflects on the Vegas trip, highlighted by spontaneous interviews with celebrity guests like Bianca Belair (WWE), Dana White, Triple H, Undertaker, and Rey Mysterio.
• Notable Moment: Young Nacho on seeing Bianca Belair in person:
  "I've never seen a wrestler look that normal in my life, bro. Phenomenal athlete, but looked like a regular girl." [09:04]
• They discuss the surrealness of meeting childhood icons:
  "I enjoyed everybody conversation, but I was just in awe of meeting Undertaker." – Bishop B [11:31]
• Nacho’s confusion about Rey Mysterio’s rumored death goes viral among the crew.
• Shakur Stevenson’s appearance and how small, skilled fighters “can still knock you out”:
  "Size does not matter, bro, in fighting. Them dudes just be wolfing." – Young Nacho [13:38]
  "One of the most dangerous people in the room, man.” – DJ Wells [13:51]

2. Trying Your Parents: Tales of Teenage Rebellion

[15:19–19:16]

• Inspired by a viral clip, the crew shares stories about challenging their fathers.
• Hilarious and candid stories about "testing" their dads, including physical showdowns and old-school discipline.
• Quote:
  "If you slap me, I'll kill you." – Bishop B [15:34, referencing a parent’s legendary rebuttal]
• The team agrees: Moms handed out the most intense whoopings growing up. "Oh, my mama beat the skin off me. She was Joe Jackson with the belt.” – Bishop B [19:08]

3. Punishments & Childhood Memories

[24:00–26:34]

• Old-school punishment versus modern parenting: “My dad never whooped me, but he’d put me on 17-month punishment. He’ll let you do everything… but punish you right before something special.” – Bishop B [24:16]
• Skipping parties and missing out during teenage years because of strict parents.

4. Candid Talk: Hygiene & Girl Talk

[29:55–33:40]

• With Barbie joining, conversations get real—touching on uncomfortable truths like “musty” moments and teenage puberty.
• Quote:
  "It's always the girls that played basketball in high school, they need some degree [deodorant]." – Barbie [32:42]
• Nostalgia: Old school drinks (Mondo, Kool-Aid Jammers), candy cigarettes, and school lunch memories.

5. Pop Culture: Drugs, ‘Beauty in Black,’ and Trash TV

[34:40–41:27]

• Reacting to Charlie Sheen’s tell-all about “diet crack” and Hollywood excess:
  "He kicked crack because he asked for a lower dosage. Millionaire asking for diet crack is wild." – DJ Wells [35:20]
• The crew roasts bad acting and outlandish storylines in Tyler Perry’s “Beauty in Black” (Netflix), yet admit they’re hooked:
  “The acting so terrible, but for some reason I can’t stop watching it.” – Bishop B [39:36]

6. R&B Nostalgia & Controversy: Pretty Ricky vs. Jodeci, R. Kelly vs. Babyface

[42:06–54:45]

• Barbie reveals her early crushes: “B2K, Pretty Ricky, especially the [ugly] one, Slick 'em.” [41:45]
• Wild, passionate comparison of R&B groups:
  • Pretty Ricky vs. Jodeci Debate:
    "I'm actually taking Pretty Ricky over Jodeci." – Young Nacho [43:21]
    "Stop. They not better than ‘Come and Talk to Me’ or ‘Forever My Lady’." – Bishop B [43:27]
  • Spirited listing of first-album classics, with DJ Wells stirring the pot by claiming:
    "Ain’t nobody ever said ‘turn on Boyz II Men’—get that Christmas album outta here!” [45:27]
• R. Kelly vs. Babyface Songwriter Battle:
  • The hosts list their major writing credits live, marvel at the hits, and bicker about whose catalog is truly superior.
  • "R. Kelly blows Babyface out in the 20-song Verzuz. R. Kelly wins 15 to 5." – Young Nacho [54:34]
  • "He wrote ‘Can We Talk’! R. Kelly don't got ‘Can We Talk’." – Bishop B [53:34]
  • The debate shows just how much influence these men had across generations and genres.

7. Celebrity Crushes: From Lil’ Kim to The Brat

[59:36–67:02]

• The fellas reminisce about their infatuation with Lil’ Kim and MC Lyte, discussing how plastic surgery has changed some celebrity looks.
  • "I used to be obsessed with Lil’ Kim before all the transitions… When Lil’ Kim said ‘I could make a Sprite can disappear in my mouth’—if she did that to me, it’d be over." – Bishop B [59:36]
  • Conversation shifts to adult film stars (Pinky, Cherokee), and longing for '90s and early 2000s rap girl sex appeal.
• The “Kill/Marry” game with Lil’ Kim, Janet Jackson, Queen Latifah sparks debate over nostalgia vs. the present.

8. Current Events:

Cardi B and Stefon Diggs' Relationship & Announced Pregnancy

[68:02–70:10]

• Hot take on Cardi B and NFL star Stefon Diggs expecting a baby shortly after her marriage split:
  • "Why is it shocking that people having sex end up with a baby? Is it crazy just because she just got out of marriage?" – DJ Wells [68:02]
  • "If your ex has a baby, it’s like, I know she gone. It’s free game—it’s up now.” – Bishop B [70:07]

Money, Relationships, and Double Standards

[70:15–98:14]

• The episode’s deepest segment is a raw, sometimes comedic, sometimes serious, exploration of dating and marriage when the woman out-earns the man.
• Arguments over money, ego, “head of household” status, prenups, and the ethical dilemma of taking alimony as a man.
  • "I just couldn't date a girl that made that much more money than me." – Bishop B [81:12]
  • "Live your life, King. This is what God had planned.” – DJ Wells [81:38]
  • Barbie: "Men always say 'don't date no broke women,' but can't handle a woman who makes more money." [73:12]
• Real-life analogies to NBA players, celebrities (Skylar Diggins, Khloe & Tristan), and the temptation to “keep up with the Joneses.”
• Multiple hosts admit that younger men might struggle more with the dynamic, but some would gladly accept being “the house husband” in the right arrangement.
  • "I'm not going to let a girl take care of me. That’s soft to me, bro." – Bishop B [93:48]
  • "If you find a girl worth more than $20 million, and you a young man, what we doing? You gotta lock it in." – Young Nacho [70:55]
• Discussion ends with a consensus: relationships require honesty about expectations, and sometimes ego and insecurity wreck a good thing.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Vegas Weekend Guests:
  "Meeting Undertaker, bro. That’s childhood complete." – Bishop B [11:35]
• On R&B:
  "I'm taking Pretty Ricky’s first album over Jodeci's, man." – Young Nacho [43:34]
• On R. Kelly:
  "He can't even read and was writing classics!” – Young Nacho [54:48]
• On Rich Relationships:
  "I'm not going to let no girl take care of me. An allowance is taking care of you." – Bishop B [94:00]
• On Celebrity Nostalgia:
  “That was my holy girl, bro. Lil’ Kim had me one.” – Bishop B [61:47]

Timestamps for Important Segments

• Vegas/Fight Weekend Recap: [08:38–13:59]
• Trying Your Pops / Family Discipline: [15:19–19:16]
• Old School Punishments: [24:00–26:34]
• Hygiene & “Being Musty” Talk: [29:55–33:40]
• Charlie Sheen & “Diet Crack”: [35:03–37:35]
• Netflix’s ‘Beauty in Black’ Roast: [37:43–41:27]
• Pretty Ricky vs. Jodeci (R&B Debate): [42:06–54:45]
• R. Kelly vs. Babyface (Songwriting Debate): [47:14–54:45, 52:44–54:45]
• Lil’ Kim, The Brat & '90s Women: [59:36–67:02]
• Cardi B, Stefon Diggs Pregnancy, & Exes: [68:02–70:10]
• Money, Marriage, & Gender Roles: [70:15–98:14]

Tone & Style

The discussion is laid-back, highly conversational, and peppered with inside jokes—they roast each other as much as they analyze headline topics. Club 520’s energy is classic barbershop: raw, opinionated, boisterous, but with moments of real vulnerability and thoughtful insight.

Summary

This episode of Club 520 is quintessential pod culture: sharp, off-the-cuff, personal, and rowdy. From hilarious Vegas memories and wild debates about R&B greats, to real talk about money and love, the hosts keep it honest and unfiltered, merging nostalgia and current events through their vivid, lived experiences. If you love deep dives, playful arguments, and music/culture debates—delivered with the crew’s signature authenticity—this one is a can’t-miss.