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Jeff Teague
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Jeff Teague
Hey, Jason Timf here.
DJ Wells
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Jeff Teague
With another thrilling doubleheader. It tips off with Tyrese Maxey and the Sixers taking on Jalen Brunson and.
DJ Wells
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Jeff Teague
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Jeff Teague
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Young Nacho Young Teague
All.
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Young Nacho Young Teague
Mmm.
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Young Nacho Young Teague
The volume.
DJ Wells
Man, listen, you know what time it is? Boost Mobile Club 520. We tapped in. Listen, we here to tell y', all you, you need to get a new phone. Tap in with Boost Mobile, man. They got that new iPhone 17. That's right, the new iPhone 17 ready for you to get. And listen, if you want it, they'll pull up on you. Talk to them and be here.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yeah, I'm going tomorrow to get mine, man. It's time. I need to upgrade immediately, man. Tap in, Come on.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, they'll pull up to your crib. You don't even gotta do nothing. You ain't gotta go tap in with the stores or whatever. They'll have the phone come to your crib. Boost Mobile, pull to your crib and then get everything situated for you.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Boost Mobile is Boost Mobile for real?
Jeff Teague
Yeah, it's mobile.
DJ Wells
They getting active. Listen, man, everybody pulling up.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Hold on, hold on. Ain't no way they pulling up. Boost Mobile pulling, setting up my service on my new iPhone 7 at the crib.
Jeff Teague
You ain't got to leave, man.
DJ Wells
Come on, off the couch with it. Listen, doorstep sir, you know what I'm saying? When you get a new phone, the worst part is Transferring your contacts, your pictures and messages, all that. You ain't even got to do all that. They going to handle that for you. Just tap in. Listen, man, the most powerful iPhone ever. IPhone 17. Boost Mobile got you in. They got to leave the crib. They going to break your phone, transfer, refer you, man. What's the excuse not to get a beehin?
Young Nacho Young Teague
Ain't no excuses. Especially they pulling up to your door with. I never. No other providers ever did that.
DJ Wells
Come on, man.
Jeff Teague
Doorstep service.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Wow, that's definitely new, man. Damn, it's tight.
DJ Wells
Shout out to Boost Mobile, man. All right, man. We back another episode of Club 520 podcast. I'm your host. My name is DJ Wells. Brought to you by Boost Mobile. You know the vibes, man.
Jeff Teague
They got the Yeezys on for sure, man.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yeah. God bless the underground.
Jeff Teague
Yeah. You might as well say respect.
DJ Wells
Shout out to Boost Mobile. Don't get you that new iPhone 17. They'll pull up to your crib and handle the rest. Also, shout out to Hard Rock Batman, official bed sponsor of Club 5:20 and 5:20 in the morning. Be here. Christmas about a week away. We need a lay to win. What you got for us, brother?
Young Nacho Young Teague
Well, guys, we only got about three more days that y' all gonna get. You know, the content. So lock in early. Bam. You next Tuesday will be your last official chance.
DJ Wells
Yes.
Young Nacho Young Teague
To secure the family bag or up.
Jeff Teague
Christmas all the way.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Th percent.
DJ Wells
It'll be a B head shoulders, man. Shout out to Stockx as well, man. Keeping this set fly, Keeping us fresh as well. Same game with me today. To my left, we got my dog, Bishop B. Heading out the priest. How you what? Nasty.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Cool and nasty, man. Glad to be here, bro.
DJ Wells
Okay. My boy got the all black Yeezys on. You know what I'm saying? First editions, though.
Young Nacho Young Teague
This is before my boy, you know, turned a new leaf.
Jeff Teague
This one was in his bag.
Young Nacho Young Teague
You know what I mean? This is a comfortable shoe. Shout out to the, you know, Adidas collab for the, you know what I mean, first years.
Jeff Teague
Listen, that was one of my favorites.
DJ Wells
I ain't gonna lie. That's one of my biggest flips and shoes. When I was really on that with shoes, I remember going to City Gear and Eagledale Plaza and copping multiple pair of them. Cause they came out in the same day as some foam posits. And all the D boys was like, let me get them foams. Have all of those. I went home and flipped them shits for 700 a pop. One of my biggest flip. Shout out to the pirate blacks, man. Legendary shoes for sure.
Jeff Teague
That's what's up.
DJ Wells
Still to my right, my dog Young Nacho Young Teague. How you What?
Jeff Teague
I'm chilling, man. I was a little late, you know. Not late, really, but you know what I mean. But I'm tired telling me I got eyes like this. You got to move this from me. They call you Gizmo Barbie. Why you laughing? Said, hey, your eyes look like that thing sitting next to you. I ain't like that.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Now you mad at me?
Jeff Teague
Yeah. You remember? I think I said somebody on the pile of album right here put it.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Up on the couch.
DJ Wells
Yeah, you got cuz in the cuz still.
Jeff Teague
Nah, I don't know that nigga.
Young Nacho Young Teague
They talking about that.
Jeff Teague
No, that did crack before and after. Did crack for sure. All right.
DJ Wells
I've been seeing some sneaker talk, and they said that those right there, or as a top 10 silhouette of a shoe of all time, how do you feel about that classic Yeezy right there?
Jeff Teague
They say, I like these Yeezys. I ain't gonna lie. Top ten.
DJ Wells
That. That's tax.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, I might be taxing. Okay, well, I like these shoes, though. I mean, I think Jordan got six of the best silhouettes ever.
DJ Wells
That's fair.
Jeff Teague
You know what I mean? And then the Air Max 95. Speaking of the Air Max 95. That was a great transition, Jeff. You getting better at this.
DJ Wells
Oh, that's crazy. Stockx came through.
Jeff Teague
Shout out to my family at Stockx. When we took. We speaking of top silhouettes, we might as well go here with it.
Young Nacho Young Teague
This is one.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Jeff Teague
Oh, you know, sne. What's this? Stories from sneaker stores, things.
DJ Wells
Shout out to Stockx family man.
Jeff Teague
For sure 95s, man. One of my favorite color waves, man. I was super high on this shoe when it came out. We were at where we at in Atlanta. What was that store called, Mama? Was that the other one? Remember they was in oh, with outcast poster.
DJ Wells
I feel I'm out of pocket for forgetting y' all name right now. Shout out to wish, and they had.
Jeff Teague
The Almoner 95s in there. And then I was like, yo, I really want these shoes, but they didn't have my size, so I kind of fell off of them. But they was one of my favorites. So to have them back here in my hands right now, even though I'm an Adidas guy, it's still cool to see.
DJ Wells
For sure, man. I'm near. Shout out to the gang for sure. Always hold us down over there. It's about top silhouette at 95 is definitely one of the ones.
Jeff Teague
It's a elite silhouette right here.
DJ Wells
And it's got so many rack, you're not rolling.
Young Nacho Young Teague
I'm rolling out of the air. Max collection. That's number one for sure.
DJ Wells
For sure.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Because that. That touch.
Jeff Teague
What about that 97?
Young Nacho Young Teague
97 don't touch multiple generations like that. Kids 18 and under, 21 and under don't respect the 97. They wear a neon 95, though.
DJ Wells
They treat them. They treat the 97s like. Well, damn it, like everybody do. They treat them as trap shoes. They. They see that all black 97. Yeah. You putting in work for sure in that situation. But it was crazy this weekend, you know what I'm saying? Another big holiday release. It was restoring the feeling. They was outside Gammas. They was waiting for him outside.
Jeff Teague
Man, you try to act like them Gammas wanting something to exist.
DJ Wells
Now, we had an old bet on this show, man. We was talking about them. You know, I'm nothing on them. God bless who got them Respect. Who respect. But they. They did what they were supposed to do. They restored the feeling, man.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Trash Bubba Dub voice.
Jeff Teague
Trash them Gambas is.
Young Nacho Young Teague
I just. I just stay home, man. And look scrolled on them. Just made sure nobody got hurt in the family, man.
Jeff Teague
I'm playing 2K Shout out to. I ain't gonna say who said it, but one of my. One of my homeboys. Homeboys about to go to jail, but.
DJ Wells
Bought the gambles on me.
Jeff Teague
He said this about go do three years of the feds, talking about, yeah, I just got the gambles. You ain't better wear them.
Young Nacho Young Teague
I think you get the gambles off in the joint.
Jeff Teague
Turn himself in the day after Christmas. He talking about wear them there.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Go in with him.
Jeff Teague
I was crying.
Young Nacho Young Teague
My cousin. My cousin get fly. My cousin can fly in the joint. He can wear shoes, bro.
Jeff Teague
Yeah.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Depending on where you're at.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, he was excited about his gambling. Said you about to go do three years in the field. You talking about these gambits.
Young Nacho Young Teague
I'm getting fly, bro. It, bro.
Jeff Teague
I respect it.
DJ Wells
You know what? They also bring back the old hate that I. I love seeing. They was like when dudes get the whole family to match the shoes. They were just like this. I'm putting on for my city. You just provide for your family.
Jeff Teague
Look at Barbie. Barbie. You took that picture.
DJ Wells
I put it on for the.
Jeff Teague
You and your little man. Y' all had to say shoes on. Ah, damn.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Y' all don't do that, though. Match the PJ's master.
DJ Wells
Nah, I don't want to know that shit.
Jeff Teague
Hell, no.
Young Nacho Young Teague
For Christmas.
Jeff Teague
Oh, bro. Oh, man, I ain't never matched nothing.
DJ Wells
Reesa coming to my room. Oh, we got the same shoe. Hey, my dog. I love you to that, boy.
Young Nacho Young Teague
I stay in a red, black plaid outfit on Christmas.
Jeff Teague
I can see that from Old Navy. That's what y' all do.
DJ Wells
I've done it before, of course, but I'm nothing.
Young Nacho Young Teague
I had a onesie, but the wood was too crazy in that.
DJ Wells
All right.
Young Nacho Young Teague
I just got the two.
Jeff Teague
Got the two piece. Got the button up.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yeah. But Joy kept it safe.
Jeff Teague
Like I'm that. Yeah, I have a piker with.
Young Nacho Young Teague
With a one. Good call, fellas.
Jeff Teague
It's hot as fact. Do y', all, like, watch, like, Christmas movies with y' all family, though?
Young Nacho Young Teague
No, we are playing left, right, center, shot o'. Clock.
Jeff Teague
N. Not on the day. I'm talking about, like, leading up to.
Young Nacho Young Teague
It, like, with the kids and stuff or.
DJ Wells
I don't mind that. Yeah.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Oh, no.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Jeff Teague
What you wearing a onesie and all that for? Y' all don't do nothing else, bro.
DJ Wells
I get fly the day of. I'm after presents and breakfast. All right. Everybody gotta shut the up because it's sports on all day. Like this year, you got football.
Jeff Teague
It's mean as.
DJ Wells
Nah.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Cause everybody get a great huge bro.
DJ Wells
I get my great gifts, so I deserve to watch these games. Some of the legendary basketball moments.
Young Nacho Young Teague
You're not a good host, though, bro.
DJ Wells
I'm not hosting them. I go to people's house.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Oh, for the caterer. I thought she was hosting like family.
DJ Wells
Oh, no. I would just provide for the family I'm going to because you know what I'm saying? I'll take care. I'm gonna feed everybody.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Still looking for a caterer now.
DJ Wells
We're good. Yeah, we like that.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Okay.
DJ Wells
We're gonna pull up to. You know what I'm saying, Mom, Duke's house and the food gonna be there.
Jeff Teague
But they come to my house about Christmas. Like, the movies I like from Christmas is like the most whitest Christmas movies. Like, but it's always like, Christmas, I found my new boyfriend. Christmas, you know, you know, them new. Not Paul's, but you know, like the shows where it be like.
DJ Wells
Like rom coms and shit.
Jeff Teague
Like, that lady found her husband at Christmas day. Them weak ass shows would be on Netflix. Like the new one, this one on Netflix that just came out. It was like the most watched one, but Tia and Tamara was in it. One of them.
Young Nacho Young Teague
I don't know which one? You don't watch, like, flashback shit.
Jeff Teague
Nah, Paula make fun of me for that. Like, she wanna put home alone. I'd be like, man, let's watch this new Christmas movie.
DJ Wells
She be like, my boy be on a lifetime with it.
Jeff Teague
Y. Yeah, These kind of movies. This right here, I don't know why.
DJ Wells
See, I'm trying to watch this Christmas. I'm trying to watch it like that.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, see, I don't watch that. But it's a new one.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Gingerbread one.
Jeff Teague
No, I don't know if that was.
Young Nacho Young Teague
That was Tamara in that.
Jeff Teague
I thought it was a new one. It just came out. But, like, the was a billion. Daddy was a billionaire. They own some and he was the bad kid and all. It literally was a black movie. They turned to a white movie. Damn, that's crazy.
Young Nacho Young Teague
The only recent movie I saw that's a Chris movie is the one with.
DJ Wells
Chris Brown in it this Christmas.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yeah, that's the newest one I'm watching, bro.
DJ Wells
That came out a long time ago.
Jeff Teague
I don't watch them.
DJ Wells
This might have came out before you had children, brother.
Jeff Teague
2001, 2007.
DJ Wells
You had no kids then.
Young Nacho Young Teague
That's the newest one.
Jeff Teague
I just graduated high school.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Look, tell by the screen.
DJ Wells
LeBron Daddy in there. Idris Elba, Gino's in there.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Let's take you down.
Jeff Teague
That is old as.
DJ Wells
Hey, it's a fire movie, too. It is a lot of hectic shit.
Young Nacho Young Teague
It is, bro. I know. I don't be watching.
Jeff Teague
What movie is that one where. Oh, dude act like he was a basketball star.
DJ Wells
Oh, no. What's my name?
Jeff Teague
He's a Christmas movie.
DJ Wells
I like Kirby Enthusiasm. What's that nigga name? JB Smooth.
Jeff Teague
JB Smooth when he hit Carrie. Hilson.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yeah, I seen that movie.
Jeff Teague
That movie always said, that's gonna be me. I be walking around with my basketball card, talking about, yeah, I used to play the league.
Young Nacho Young Teague
I seen that movie.
DJ Wells
Almost Christmas.
Jeff Teague
Hilarious.
Young Nacho Young Teague
There it is.
Jeff Teague
I was rolling.
Young Nacho Young Teague
She said, this gonna be funny as hell in that movie.
DJ Wells
Monique is crazy in that movie, too.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, yeah, I with that.
Young Nacho Young Teague
I seen that one.
Jeff Teague
Okay, but y' all watch like that and like the newer versions of these. Not saying they that good, but, yeah, I don't be watching a classic movie. And she be thinking, that's weird.
DJ Wells
Yeah, that's funny.
Young Nacho Young Teague
I got you, bro.
Jeff Teague
I got that from my mama. Mama. TV stay on. What's that channel where they show Christmas movie all year? Hallmark.
DJ Wells
Dang.
Jeff Teague
That's all. My mama watched that in the Golden Girls and Banger. My dad this how. Yeah, I'm. We here now. You guys see how my mom and dad be in their room? This is the funniest ever, bro. My mama got this big ass tv. My daddy got a TV off to the side. Listen. And my dad put headphones on. I came in a room, my mama just watching Gold Girl. They laying in the bed just like my dad. He angled in the bed like this, watching a Sci Fi show.
DJ Wells
I said, what the hell?
Jeff Teague
I said, dad. He said, what's up? I said, what you watching, man? He was like, oh, I'm watching Sci Fi. Yo mama always been watching the Golden Girl.
DJ Wells
Hey, that sounds like.
Jeff Teague
Not the earbud earbuds. The.
Young Nacho Young Teague
The full set is the wire hooked up to the tv.
DJ Wells
Hey, you know what's fire? He'd probably be walking around with the headboards off me. About to know.
Jeff Teague
He laid in the bed because that was the foot. I said, yeah, we gotta do better. He's like, oh, no, I ain't. I ain't walking in the front room now.
DJ Wells
I like to lay in the bed.
Young Nacho Young Teague
See, that's why I love Pops. Cause he. He just don't want to argue.
DJ Wells
Yeah, he gonna. He gonna find his virtual in, bro.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Cute. That off, bro. Turn on YouTube, bro. Streaming university.
Jeff Teague
Oh, God. My mama sitting there and this is how funny. My mama got this big old 90 inch TV.
DJ Wells
My dad TV like that.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Pops might as well go study, pops.
Jeff Teague
TV like a 32.
Young Nacho Young Teague
He don't got no say so.
DJ Wells
Shout out Coach T, man.
Jeff Teague
Shout out to him. That was my dog know how to.
DJ Wells
Keep his peace, man. I know the vibe.
Young Nacho Young Teague
That's why I appreciate him, man. He's just always cool, calm and collective. Like, I could never be Coach N. I couldn't either.
Jeff Teague
I was like, this is crazy, but.
DJ Wells
Respect N. We about to have some fun, man. Barbie at work, obviously. We know she at work, man. Yeah, Barbie pull up in the background, laughing.
Young Nacho Young Teague
That's why. You know what? That's why Jeff always was Joaning on Mike saying, n. You only got one TV room.
Jeff Teague
Back on one tv, cuz everybody want to purchase new. The only shit you ever purchased. You got one room with one TV room. And this one looks good.
Young Nacho Young Teague
That is a good question.
DJ Wells
Big boy. All right, B. What we got today?
Barbie
It's the 520 splash.
Jeff Teague
All right.
DJ Wells
What's in there?
Barbie
It is cranberry orange juice. You don't like it?
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Barbie
You don't like it being.
DJ Wells
Is it grapefruit juice in there?
Barbie
No, it's not grapefruit it's the cranberry and pineapple juice mix. I'm not pineapple. Orange juice.
Jeff Teague
Ooh, the orange juice. That's the one.
Barbie
I like it.
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Barbie
It's 5:20 somewhere. It was fire.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Respect.
DJ Wells
Shout out to the game, man. Tap into the Patreon. Hey.
Jeff Teague
Hey.
DJ Wells
Shout out to Mal. Going for rookie of the year right now.
Jeff Teague
His performance.
DJ Wells
Oh, he was on last week.
Barbie
He went crazy.
DJ Wells
Oh, I gotta watch. Yeah. Tap into patreon. My boy Malk.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Lord Jesus. Y' all got milk to talk. Yes, I know it's. I know it's all.
DJ Wells
I know it is.
Young Nacho Young Teague
All I can say was he's definitely a teague.
Jeff Teague
Oh, that's what everybody gets in all.
DJ Wells
They said lineage. Exactly.
Young Nacho Young Teague
I said the lineage.
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Jeff Teague
Oh, man. What he got? He said chees.
Young Nacho Young Teague
What was my boy on there?
Jeff Teague
What he say?
Barbie
Tap in.
Jeff Teague
He got some chicks on him.
Barbie
He should have ran him away the way he was talking, but yeah. Oh, he had a.
Jeff Teague
Keep a crazy one. Okay.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yeah.
DJ Wells
Respect.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Respect. Well, what we got, guys?
DJ Wells
While we get the first ready Barbie holiday time. You with the matching outfits.
Jeff Teague
Christmas movie.
DJ Wells
What you got going on?
Barbie
I want to do it all.
DJ Wells
Okay.
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Barbie
I love it all.
Young Nacho Young Teague
You're doing it this year.
Barbie
Me and my baby. Yeah.
Jeff Teague
Do y' all, like, go to the, like, the big ass tree downtown and stuff like that?
Barbie
It be too cold. But I do like the Christmas lights from the car. I want to go up to Newfields, but it's been so cold.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Turn.
Jeff Teague
Newfields would have been cool for today. Now I'm thinking about do that too.
DJ Wells
You took care of Thanksgiving? You got any duties for Christmas?
Barbie
They supposed to be coming to my house, but I ain't thought that far. Christmas is in like two days.
DJ Wells
It's very, very soon.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, you got.
Young Nacho Young Teague
If you hosting, you gotta.
Jeff Teague
You about to make a ham.
Barbie
I have no ham's crazy. I'm looking for ham.
Jeff Teague
Was definitely getting made on Christmas, I would say. Don't they make ham on Christmas?
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yes, they do.
Jeff Teague
My nigga Louie. Ham still.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yes. Running back nigga.
Jeff Teague
My nigga Pineapple honey bagel. My nigga Lou had a free hot dog yesterday. Cause the free glizzy.
DJ Wells
Oh, it wasn't free yet.
Jeff Teague
My nigga had the hot dog. I ain't gonna lie. Hot dog biggest shit.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Oh, the ones at pike are crazy jumbo wings. Y. Those are.
DJ Wells
Excuse me.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Those are infused blisses.
Jeff Teague
My Phil, My Philip gonna say, I ain't going lie.
DJ Wells
Look good nasty.
Jeff Teague
I said what he like about to eat A pork hot ding. It's beef, ain't it?
DJ Wells
Look, now, he try to switch it up.
Jeff Teague
How he in the pike games now.
DJ Wells
Mike go to a offseason, but the glisty bring him out.
Young Nacho Young Teague
He pay admission for the gliz for.
Jeff Teague
The glist that say he a even go for. He ain't gonna support the team and come for a high.
DJ Wells
One of the best teams in that. He said. I'm sorry.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Go to Sam's club. Use your membership. Go to a basketball game.
Jeff Teague
Though. Shout out to my Lou, I said br your test.
Young Nacho Young Teague
I would if they had good toppings. Lou, what are you putting on that? Just straight ketchup mustard.
Jeff Teague
Ooh, classic.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Nothing else.
Jeff Teague
You ain't doing the relish?
Barbie
No relish on the polish sauces.
DJ Wells
He said I'm cool.
Barbie
I don't mess with relish.
Young Nacho Young Teague
That guy dress it up, though.
Jeff Teague
I ain't with no hot dog.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Chicago dog. Yeah. Cheese, onions, grilled onions, And then go back reverse with your monster.
DJ Wells
That's too. Keep that off my plate, please respect with a chip.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yeah. Request some chips.
Jeff Teague
Come on, man. This. You did that.
DJ Wells
The salt bag is crazy.
Young Nacho Young Teague
The barbecue chips on the clean, the lays little masterpiece barbecue. The black bag, it's the same.
Jeff Teague
I hate that. I hate people who put chips on sandwiches.
DJ Wells
Fire.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Fire.
Jeff Teague
That literally pisses me.
Young Nacho Young Teague
You don't put your fries on like, your burgers and.
Jeff Teague
No, I like all my food separated.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Every time I used to get a McMuffin from McDonald's, hash brown is inserted. Thousand percent.
Jeff Teague
That turn like this. Turns my stomach.
DJ Wells
Yeah, I know people used to get that. McGriddle put the hash brown on there.
Jeff Teague
Always.
DJ Wells
Y'. All.
Young Nacho Young Teague
You don't eat shit, though.
Jeff Teague
So I don't like my food to be like. Like, mixed together.
DJ Wells
Yeah, he like his fruits are grated.
Young Nacho Young Teague
That's crazy, bro.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, like, only thing that can mix together is, like, greens and Mac and cheese, but I gotta do the mix.
Young Nacho Young Teague
You mix Mac and yams.
Jeff Teague
Greens and macaroni is fine, too.
DJ Wells
That green juice running over that plate, it's gonna touch everything.
Jeff Teague
Huh?
Barbie
Huh?
Jeff Teague
You had greens and macaroni?
Barbie
Yes, but I don't want them to touch.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yeah, I'm.
Jeff Teague
Y' all is true. You supposed to stab both of them at the same time.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Hard pause for me.
Jeff Teague
Nah, bro, that's a pause.
Young Nacho Young Teague
No, I'm just saying. I'm not doing that, bro.
DJ Wells
That's too much for you.
Jeff Teague
Hey, Mike, you pull up the video.
Barbie
You can put that one up there.
Jeff Teague
Your friend now get the on, boy. I'm Gonna put your Twitter. Oh, sorry up there.
Barbie
I said that was my girl. Me and Hendrix Experience.
DJ Wells
That's how I mean this right here.
Young Nacho Young Teague
All right, I'm about to say something. We'll get kids while we're here.
DJ Wells
This is crazy. I want y' all to.
Jeff Teague
Be at the Hedrick spirit. I know a girl look just like that.
DJ Wells
So this lady's robbing her husband Transformer, and she asks him, would he punch her for a billion dollars? And please listen to his response before.
Young Nacho Young Teague
The hormones kick in.
Jeff Teague
If somebody paid you $1 billion, would you punch me?
Young Nacho Young Teague
I'll punch the. For real. Hell yeah.
Jeff Teague
We're gonna be living for life.
Young Nacho Young Teague
That's my damn show. You just gonna have a black eye.
Jeff Teague
And you're gonna have $1 billion.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Probably gonna say, all right, we.
Jeff Teague
Okay, so we. We gonna share that $1 billion. With my black eyes.
Young Nacho Young Teague
With your black eye maybe, too.
DJ Wells
Now, we don't condone domestic violence at all, but that is crazy.
Barbie
It's a whooping.
Jeff Teague
But for a billion billion dollars, I'll.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Probably hit any woman in my.
Jeff Teague
I think they would tell you to hit them. Yeah, yeah. Like, I think everybody.
DJ Wells
Your family, the bargain.
Jeff Teague
I think probably line up. Yeah, I know in my family would line up.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Young Nacho Young Teague
I want to hit a for $20 today on some real Christmas tomorrow.
DJ Wells
Got his money out of mouth.
Jeff Teague
Barbie.
DJ Wells
I think it's probably because I said, would you punch our significant other for a billion dollars?
Young Nacho Young Teague
I punch him.
Barbie
I do it for free. So hell yeah. For a building, it might not give him none.
Jeff Teague
God damn, Barbie.
Barbie
Meaning it depends on if he's been good to me or not.
DJ Wells
What does that mean?
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yeah, what does it mean?
Barbie
Listen, if you deserve that punch, you'll get a little something. We ain't splitting it, though.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Just give us one reason why you feel like it's a good reason to punch a.
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Jeff Teague
Oh, my God. Next question.
Barbie
Just laugh at me while I'm serious.
Jeff Teague
You gonna punch a for laughing at you?
Barbie
I hate being laughed at. That you ignore.
Jeff Teague
I know you hate the out of us.
Barbie
I do. I do.
Jeff Teague
Literally.
Barbie
Every time.
Jeff Teague
Barbie serious. She be say every bust out laughing. Get the out of here. I want a man to treat me right. We be like, barbie, shut the.
Barbie
Shut the up.
Young Nacho Young Teague
So Barbie poured her heart out. She gonna tag you if he even smirk.
Barbie
Yeah, cuz. What's funny, huh?
DJ Wells
All y' all in the DM asking about Barbie. My hands on dudes don't put your hands on nobody.
Jeff Teague
Everybody say same.
DJ Wells
No domestic violence.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Keep your hands to you.
DJ Wells
Leave Cool yourself Take a walk. Anything but that. Please, please, please. Crazy, he said. Like it's the whooping that is crazy.
Jeff Teague
You can't talk like that.
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Young Nacho Young Teague
All.
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Jeff Teague
You know what? You know what I'm mad about, man? I came here, I wanted to tell you I was mad about, you know how y' all start paying like any. Y' all painted your house before y' all trying to change some colors. I bought this like they called it soft gray or I just want to paint my house off gray or whatever. And every time I looked, it was a different color. We bought chameleon gray. This looked blue. One angle purple, another angle sky blue. Tonight I smell what the going on, man? I'm in the kitchen. The whole kitchen was purple.
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Jeff Teague
Turned the light on. She was purple. I said, this purple. I'm like, look at the color temperatures on all your lights, man. I don't give a. I said, look.
Young Nacho Young Teague
I said, hey, man, that's a valid question.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, it probably would, but this should look different color everywhere we went. I said, hey, man, get dark, dark gray, some other gray. You gotta get winsome gray.
Young Nacho Young Teague
That's like one of Master P cars. Got a Nolan soldier house.
Jeff Teague
He got a video on his kid.
DJ Wells
Like, oh man, the how does that.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Even happen though, bro? That was blue color temperature look crazy. Chameleon paint.
Jeff Teague
No, it wasn't really chameleon paint, but that's what it end up turning out to be. That look a different color every angle.
Young Nacho Young Teague
You look at that, boss. A paint from Tick Tock.
Jeff Teague
I said, ain't no way, man, out of here. I said, ain't no way in hell. I'm about to walk around my house purple, cuz.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Nah, you can't do that. Okay, so we're here now. So how does that go? Like, what do you do now? I mean, of course you can repaint it, but.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, I repainted it. I was like, we need a little darker gray because.
Young Nacho Young Teague
No, it's gonna do the same thing, bruh.
Jeff Teague
Nah, we got professional painters because respect, yo, lights are different temperatures.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yeah, bro. You.
Jeff Teague
Nah, nah, we got the paint. It don't look. It looks. It look. It look cool, though.
Young Nacho Young Teague
I know them painters with shitty.
Jeff Teague
You got a darker gray.
DJ Wells
He said, oh, this is good. Do it again.
Jeff Teague
Oh, God.
DJ Wells
I like.
Jeff Teague
This ain't gonna work. My kitchen purple.
DJ Wells
Cause they like, is it?
Jeff Teague
I like. Yeah, a little purple to y'.
Barbie
All.
Young Nacho Young Teague
The tape off, put on the ground.
Jeff Teague
They said, well, you look this way, though. White and gold one. You know what I'm talking about?
Young Nacho Young Teague
The blue dress.
DJ Wells
Yes. Black.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The white dress.
Jeff Teague
The color change.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yeah, the color change.
DJ Wells
Yeah. That had people in a conundrum for a long time, too.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yeah, they got me.
DJ Wells
People were really, like, arguing about that.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Like, I mean, but to say to walk in your house and have purple walls and you ask for grace, that. That is a lot crazy.
DJ Wells
But also, as a. At work, if you tell me now, I have to work overtime, suddenly I'm also pissed.
Barbie
He just sent a noodling boys down. Ain't tripping.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Like, is this white or is this.
Jeff Teague
Gold or is white and gold or black and blue?
DJ Wells
It's black and blue.
Jeff Teague
Black and blue.
DJ Wells
It's white and gold.
Jeff Teague
To me, y' all colorblind.
DJ Wells
Are you serious? Are y' all right now?
Barbie
White and gold. I think it has to do with your intelligence.
Jeff Teague
Oh, that mean y'.
DJ Wells
All.
Jeff Teague
Some people see this, and some people see that nigga. That's white and gold to the left. Black and blue.
Young Nacho Young Teague
And what's in the middle?
Jeff Teague
Black and bluish.
Young Nacho Young Teague
A Duke jersey.
DJ Wells
Yeah, yeah. Well, that's Zion Wilson jersey right there, boy.
Jeff Teague
Anybody see white and gold?
Young Nacho Young Teague
The one to the left is white.
Jeff Teague
And gold for sure.
Young Nacho Young Teague
The one to the right is black and blue.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, the one.
Young Nacho Young Teague
The one in the middle can be both. I see white and gold and black and blue.
Jeff Teague
I see black and blue like an Ashy.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Black and blue in the middle is definitely black.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, black and blue and it's ashy. No way.
Young Nacho Young Teague
You see white, bro.
Barbie
I see white and gold.
Jeff Teague
Loosely. You said white and gold. Y' all niggas is block.
Young Nacho Young Teague
I think we're more intelligent than y' all in the middle.
Barbie
I wouldn't even say intelligence. It's like, what part of your.
Jeff Teague
Let us have it, Let us have it, Let us have it.
Barbie
White and gold.
DJ Wells
This. This died in, like, 2014. So we can move on from this, but this is absolutely crazy.
Jeff Teague
And the fact that y' all see anything but black and blue is nuts.
Young Nacho Young Teague
That's why your kitchen up. Why we talking about that over there? Not. That's crazy.
Jeff Teague
I hope your windows don't get fixed. I hope it's crazy. You got to get custom windows all through the house, cuz. You do got to get custom windows.
DJ Wells
I told you. You did.
Jeff Teague
He's going to spend a lot on them damn windows.
Young Nacho Young Teague
So it's more than 300.
Jeff Teague
Of course. I'm always right.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Let's stop doing this now.
DJ Wells
Oh, sorry.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Did you already close? I mean, sign the. Let me know. You in the bidding war. I'm with. I'm waiting. Okay.
DJ Wells
Prayers up for Freaky Mike.
Jeff Teague
You have to get all custom windows, please. They don't got no windows like that. I'm so happy for it, too.
DJ Wells
Barbie, would you like to get proposal.
Jeff Teague
Like this by cheating as l. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
DJ Wells
We'll celebrate black love on this podcast.
Barbie
I'm happy for her.
DJ Wells
Literally, she happy.
Barbie
I'm happy for them.
Jeff Teague
That's all that counts. What the are we doing?
DJ Wells
Some people are, like, anti public proposals. I want to see how you feel about it.
Barbie
I would want a public proposal. You would be loud.
Jeff Teague
I don't got that to me.
Barbie
I wouldn't want a concert. More romantic, though. But who am I? I'm single as now.
DJ Wells
Some people say. Well, some women say that they don't like public proposals because they feel like it's more pressure to say yes. Like, for instance, this big ass concert. You don't want to say no up the vibes. Or if you had a sporting event, you don't want to say no because it make him look crazy.
Barbie
Yeah. You say yeah, and then y' all.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Talk about, he was smart doing this.
Barbie
For forever till we work out what we need.
Jeff Teague
He was very smart. She had no choice but to say, yeah. Yeah.
Young Nacho Young Teague
He put her on the spot right here. The ball was definitely his core for this one. City boys up.
DJ Wells
Shout out to Thug Man. Shout out to Mariah, man. Well wishes, man.
Barbie
So happy for him.
DJ Wells
We love black love.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Barbie went crazy.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Public or private? Said that wasn't the question.
DJ Wells
We don't know these people.
Jeff Teague
We don't know what they did.
Barbie
We just heard the jail calls. That's it.
Jeff Teague
Respect. She probably allowed him to do that.
Barbie
And that's fine.
Jeff Teague
That is in jail. Never mind. I don't care.
Barbie
It's everybody's relationship. Whatever makes them happy.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Would you talk to a.
Barbie
In jail when I started talking to him before he got locked up.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Two weeks before.
Barbie
I got a couple conversations for you. That's about it.
Young Nacho Young Teague
He got to do a year.
Barbie
Oh, you ain't nothing. But I still only got a couple conversations for you. Depends on how heavy we. Two weeks. We wasn't missing heavy anyway, so.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Two months.
Jeff Teague
You can't do it every month.
Barbie
If he was my man. Yeah, we was just. You know.
Jeff Teague
What's a good amount of money put on my books?
Barbie
I don't know. I haven't done it. Listen, I had a man in jail and another was taking care of me, so respect.
Jeff Teague
All right. It always gets dark.
Barbie
No, that was cool. She was like, hey, I swear to.
Young Nacho Young Teague
God, she got a story for everything.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, I thought I had a story.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Nothing ever misses like.
Jeff Teague
But that's fine.
Barbie
You're the other woman. Go ahead. He needs a hot card. He needs some money on the phone. I'm gonna answer when he call since we want everybody to know.
DJ Wells
All right. Shout out to everybody on the wall, man. Keep your heads up.
Jeff Teague
The marriage.
Young Nacho Young Teague
How you haven't been on love and hip hop yet.
DJ Wells
It's on the way.
Barbie
Hey, this is the life Is that.
Jeff Teague
Love and hip hop?
Barbie
This is the life this is the.
Jeff Teague
Life I don't know Is that love and hip hop? I don't know but the moment I see Barbie on love and hip hop, that's the. That's the moment. I know her cook.
Young Nacho Young Teague
I wonder who she would be.
DJ Wells
Peter Guns.
Jeff Teague
Funniest part that said. I'm Peter Guns from Cheetahs.
Young Nacho Young Teague
He said, you.
DJ Wells
Why you. I did the Spider man meme. Like, who the biggest ch.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Barbie with Stevie J.
Jeff Teague
Don't send me back to the club, Stevie.
DJ Wells
That's what I'm trying to tell Top tier tp, bro. I know. Going back to the strip club.
Barbie
Like, no, I'm not going back to the mall.
DJ Wells
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Jeff Teague
One of the best shows on TV.
DJ Wells
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Jeff Teague
Hey, why do you know that my.
DJ Wells
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Jeff Teague
Tap in you know about that, Jo, that.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Zeus is a app, though, right?
DJ Wells
I think Zeus is a TV show. A network.
Jeff Teague
There some shorties on there.
Barbie
They just fight non stop.
DJ Wells
Hey, Johnson Hernandez. Cabaret, Top tier cinema, tv.
Young Nacho Young Teague
I mean, that's Malcolm type.
DJ Wells
Oh, yeah.
Jeff Teague
Oh, yeah, they do get his door beat down.
DJ Wells
Respect, Barbie. We appreciate you.
Jeff Teague
You said be fine on it. Say anything for us. Respect. Respect.
DJ Wells
Respect.
Jeff Teague
Respect, gang.
DJ Wells
Hey, could you go to the. The guy in the truck be here, man. Back in the days, we used to work at that. Where in the warehouse days. Man, this is hilarious. Yes. They said this is why you need to.
Jeff Teague
Behead.
DJ Wells
You just be on that forklift. Tell me that.
Young Nacho Young Teague
But see, this is a part of our training videos, too. They always say in emergency, just push. Push your emergency brake down, bro. It shuts everything down, bro.
Jeff Teague
He.
Young Nacho Young Teague
He wanted this to be his last day. He did this for a reason.
Jeff Teague
He was done with these.
Young Nacho Young Teague
He was done with these. First of all, them two helping him probably either total him or pissed him off. I'm telling y', all, that's how be working out.
DJ Wells
They said to play.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yes, bro.
Jeff Teague
I don't think he was trying to get hurt. I know that is hurt.
Young Nacho Young Teague
He fell off and hit his head that back.
Jeff Teague
And that head is hurt, bro.
Young Nacho Young Teague
But that's. I swear to God, y'.
Jeff Teague
All.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Y' all never worked at a warehouse. But I'm telling y', all, that's how them videos be. Them orientation videos, bro.
DJ Wells
I used to work fashionable, bro. The funny part about that is that was on a tow truck that was in the back of a trailer. Oh, that was bad.
Jeff Teague
That's crazy.
DJ Wells
That is crazy, bro.
Young Nacho Young Teague
You drove forklifts?
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Okay. I didn't know that.
DJ Wells
Yeah, I used to work at the. Oh, airport. That's my dog, Christian.
Jeff Teague
I drove a 4Runner.
Young Nacho Young Teague
I was about to say, bro, you never.
DJ Wells
I know you hop on a forklift.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Never, bro.
Jeff Teague
Nah.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Never been in the trench.
Jeff Teague
I think I ever. But come on, bro. I grew up. I worked at Walmart. I mean, Meyer, I know, bro.
Young Nacho Young Teague
You push cars up, bro.
Jeff Teague
Something like that. Having a forklift, it's equivalent when I.
DJ Wells
Used to go back in stock when.
Jeff Teague
I used to work at groceries. Gross. Why is me in groceries? I remember when they kind of moved me up a little bit and they said, you can work back there.
Young Nacho Young Teague
That is upgrade.
Jeff Teague
It was cold as.
DJ Wells
Cold as hell.
Young Nacho Young Teague
You worked in the storage and moved it onto the floor.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, I don't want to work back here this cold. Yeah, they got me some gloves.
DJ Wells
Yeah, that Mario 38 strike I actually passed it early. Yeah, that's. That's. That's the trash.
Jeff Teague
Yeah.
Young Nacho Young Teague
If you gotta restock them floors, it's different.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
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Young Nacho Young Teague
That's still star crunches and that's crazy.
DJ Wells
Oh, the weakest Little Debbie. Oh, man. So trash Star crunch.
Young Nacho Young Teague
You made a lot of bad decisions.
Jeff Teague
I mean, grocery store act like I didn't steal everything. I just stopped that. I just started. I started with the star crunches, but I definitely worked my. I definitely had Nutty Butters. I'll definitely have honey Buns.
DJ Wells
I.
Jeff Teague
Strawberry Shortcake.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Don't act like, you know. I ain't just going your purse. You just took a dollar from say I wanted your purse too. He just a check the. What kind of is that to say?
Jeff Teague
I'm just silly.
DJ Wells
Hey, I was watching Jake promoters. Ice Cube was a piece of. He was going to his.
Young Nacho Young Teague
He was way worse than Mike Eps, bro. I swear to God. Yes, bro. All the smug I put on Mike s, bro. It was really Ice Cube, bro. Him finessing his girl when she was giving you some. Bro reached her purse, but he just did a lot of crazy shit, bro.
DJ Wells
When she woke up and went to her purse and said, hey, come on, come on, Russell. Russell ran and jelly roll. Hey, Mike Epson was hit that cop wife. And he did not. He was not trying to let that go.
Young Nacho Young Teague
That was funny. He pulled up.
Jeff Teague
That movie is crazy.
Young Nacho Young Teague
That was the Cheetah streamer too.
DJ Wells
They pulled up, he said, we got a show tonight, yo, G promo on your show.
Jeff Teague
The fact that that movie was like a. Was it a bootleg? Like, damn.
Young Nacho Young Teague
It was like repos type of movies.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, it like came out. Nobody's supposed to.
DJ Wells
Very independent.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yeah, that was like, what's the y' all be watching to be movies.
DJ Wells
Oh, that would have been a to be exclusive for sure.
Jeff Teague
It would have been a to be classic for sure.
Young Nacho Young Teague
What's another movie Mike Ice Cube made? Oh, the one where him and old boy going to church first Sunday.
Jeff Teague
Oh, that movie was fire, though.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Hey, bro, they was out of pocket.
Jeff Teague
What was that name.
DJ Wells
I hate?
Jeff Teague
That's named after their parents. Yeah.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Like two daddies.
Jeff Teague
That's what he said. He said my mama didn't know who my daddy was, so he just named me Leanne John. My name is Lee John.
DJ Wells
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Jeff Teague
It's funny as.
DJ Wells
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Jeff Teague
Cat Williams talk about that lady singing in the choir, bro.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Hey, the.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, it was funny as I got.
DJ Wells
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Jeff Teague
Your cousin in that movie.
Young Nacho Young Teague
The one.
Jeff Teague
That play who And Ray.
DJ Wells
Damn.
Jeff Teague
Oh, the little homie. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Oh, damn. Okay.
DJ Wells
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Jeff Teague
Damn.
DJ Wells
Not this one. Volume on, please. This right here said that's you. He said his ball.
Jeff Teague
That's me and Mook right there too. Foul like a at one.
DJ Wells
It's getting off. In your bag.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Oh, finish hustle play. He doing nice in the Nike tech outfit.
DJ Wells
Hot ball screen in your baggie.
Young Nacho Young Teague
I ain't mad at it.
Jeff Teague
Oh, let the ball. He cat walked it. I'm rolling, right? Hey, sure.
DJ Wells
Everything missing? Oh, yeah.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Oh, shout out to doggy. Yeah, I'm rolling.
DJ Wells
Okay. Has he needed a little work?
Young Nacho Young Teague
That's how I be, man. I miss over Jill.
DJ Wells
That's a over Jill. You kind of gotta let him get his call sometimes.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Better than what I thought. Yeah, we got a little handle on.
DJ Wells
Hey, but that pushed on the layup.
Jeff Teague
That's it.
DJ Wells
That's all me right there.
Jeff Teague
Shout out to four too, bro.
DJ Wells
Fox will a little off.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Sure.
DJ Wells
Let's get to it, man.
Jeff Teague
Chris Paul.
DJ Wells
Chris Paul man the vibes. There it is for your team be here absolutely piss poor this season.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Morale brought down, bro.
DJ Wells
Man, reportedly Chris Paul, you know what I'm saying, had a holiday party and didn't slide, man.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, they said only Zubok and a couple others might have pulled up.
DJ Wells
And Brad Bill. Shout out to Brad Bill, Brad Bill Real did not pull up.
Jeff Teague
I wonder why people ain't pull up to Chris Paul party, man.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yeah, especially you, Chris Paul. Like if you supposed to have like the party of the team. Yeah, we all at Chris house tonight, y'.
Jeff Teague
All.
Young Nacho Young Teague
We ain't going to the club. Private event like, you know what I mean? Come get your off.
DJ Wells
Yeah, he had the sweet at the Rams game and did not slide. I wonder what the was going on over there.
Young Nacho Young Teague
I tried to tell y', all won't listen to me. What is it don't with Buddy, bro?
Jeff Teague
Why you think people don't with him?
Young Nacho Young Teague
Probably just not a good vibey person, bro. He probably a old head that just stuck in his ways. And everybody's all the young kids, young guys, not kids, young guys on the team. Probably not receptive to that hard coaching that a give him bro. Like are more a baby now. Like you probably could be able to take Chris Paul, yell at him because you'll yell at him back or. Oh, yeah, you would know what it's for. You know What I'm saying, you know, it ain't no shit. If that was your man's for real, you'll still pull up and have a drink.
Jeff Teague
I took it kind of like it was the married vibes. Like, he married. I'm like, damn, if you ain't married, you probably don't want to pull up to Chris Paul Halloween party, You know what I mean? It ain't.
Young Nacho Young Teague
You can't say that, bro.
Jeff Teague
Why?
Young Nacho Young Teague
Because you have 40s. You can't say that. No, I can't let you go. I'll let you rock, but I can't let you rock with that one.
Jeff Teague
No, I give you that, but yeah.
Young Nacho Young Teague
No, you can't, bro.
Jeff Teague
It's a different vibe, though.
Young Nacho Young Teague
I understand, but I let my.
Jeff Teague
I let my. I let my peoples, like, invite people, though.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Jeff Teague
Like, I let all my homeboys invite people. You know, they. Chris Paul. It's a whole bunch of famous NBA players. Like, you can't just invite the vibes. Like, wifey gonna say, how you know that?
Young Nacho Young Teague
Not if everybody's there. These are my shit. I'm on the team. No way. No way. Your wife's gonna ask, man, who are these bitches? And all these NBA niggas is in this motherfucker.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, but imagine if it's like, I.
DJ Wells
Guess now be hen.
Jeff Teague
Imagine if it's four. Imagine if it's four or five single dudes on the team.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yeah, I'm listening.
Jeff Teague
And they, like, they can only bring one girl.
Young Nacho Young Teague
No, you can't.
Jeff Teague
You're still going to somebody crib. You can't say, hey, C.P. i got a busload of girls coming.
DJ Wells
He gonna be like, this is my family.
Jeff Teague
This is my family's house. This is. My wife is gonna be like, you're wilding. I ain't going to your party, nigga. James, you having a party?
DJ Wells
This was JH party. J.
Jeff Teague
You having a party? Cuz I pulled up. All I'm saying, 13 is going down.
Young Nacho Young Teague
I feel like no matter if he had it at Chris Paul house. Well, Chris Jenner's house, Chris Humphrey's house, it don't matter.
DJ Wells
Well, one comment with all those names you just said.
Young Nacho Young Teague
A thousand percent.
Jeff Teague
Look, I ain't doing that a th.
DJ Wells
Percent, but the Kanye tweeter. Kanye sent that tweet and went to sleep.
Jeff Teague
It fucked up everything. Kanye lied, bro.
Young Nacho Young Teague
I'm just saying, no matter the environment, wherever somebody's house or if he rented out an Airbnb or anything, I don't think n gonna pull up regardless.
Jeff Teague
I just think it was the vibe, I ain't gonna say it's cause he a bad person or a bad teammate. I just gave us the vibe of the party. That's why people like, honestly, bro, who wants to pull up to a married if you a young guy who wants to pull up to a married person's house, especially like if they. I don't know his girl, I don't know his wife, and I'm not speaking on it, but I don't know if she got a bunch of friends or something like that, you know what I mean? Like now if he said, yo, my wife gonna have a bunch of our homegirls coming to town, then it's different. But if it was just like, yo.
DJ Wells
We throwing a party and that's Chris Paul too. They probably looking like, bro, that's Chris Paul. Like, bro, I'm wilding to be on that bro party now. You could have slid, but I ain't trying to do that, bro.
Young Nacho Young Teague
It's Chris Paul, cuz this wouldn't be reported like this.
Jeff Teague
They're trying to make it some. Yeah, they're trying to make it seem like nobody likes Chris Paul. That's not the truth.
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Jeff Teague
But not pulling up to the Rams game. Nobody want to see the Rams, bro.
DJ Wells
They're one of the best teams right now, bro. I will pull up and see Matthew Stafford.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Hear this Bitch just trying to shed everybody.
DJ Wells
I I they off. They ain't trying to go.
Jeff Teague
I swear to God, I wouldn't have went.
Young Nacho Young Teague
All I'm saying is I went to my Jimmy, though.
Jeff Teague
We had a Super Bowl. That was hard.
Young Nacho Young Teague
All I'm saying is when Chris Paul saw these two in Vegas.
Jeff Teague
I'm showing him grace. And he don't ain't with me. He don't with me at all.
Young Nacho Young Teague
He didn't with Mike. He a He didn't with dj.
DJ Wells
He yeah, respect.
Jeff Teague
I don't even think he said that.
Young Nacho Young Teague
He kept walking.
Jeff Teague
He really don't with me. That's crazy. Like that told that told. And I ain't trying to be no I with you.
DJ Wells
Cp.
Jeff Teague
I got your back. That told. Y' all got a gym in Indianapolis? Any gym but the factory.
DJ Wells
God damn.
Jeff Teague
He said, any gym but the factory. But they said it was all star here. He said, you got any gym? Course we can use, you know, get some work in any gym but the factory. Yeah, it wasn't from cps. From some people in his camp.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yeah.
Jeff Teague
But damn, bro, I with you, bro. I would have came to your Halloween party, bro.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Nick said, I'm married, too.
Jeff Teague
I'm gonna drop my wife sit there.
DJ Wells
And ate Cheetos and But they petty because they said Brad and Zubak. Now, of all the people on that team and Zubak.
Young Nacho Young Teague
I thought everybody was coming in.
Jeff Teague
That is crazy, man.
DJ Wells
Listen, the Clippers have had a lot of going on for this summer.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Damn, bro.
Jeff Teague
It's Chris Paul's fault. Don't do wait forest like that, bro. It ain't none Chris Paul.
DJ Wells
Oh, yeah. Wake Forest is having a bad time with that team this year. Shout out to your guy, man. J.C. he got up, too. No, they just 1620. Nobody have a good season.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Google got to update the roster, bro.
Jeff Teague
John didn't show up. John, you ain't no real man. You ain't show up at the CP Halloween party.
Young Nacho Young Teague
No.
DJ Wells
And he said second unit, they was kicking the starter's ass.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Nicholas, Platoon. I'm nothing.
DJ Wells
Nick. Platoon didn't slide.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Brooke Lopez.
Jeff Teague
Brooke Lopez won't slide.
DJ Wells
I like the report. They said he tried to talk to Brooke Lopez. Getting back on the scene because that's crazy, bro. Because how Brooke Lopez gonna talk to Lawrence Frank?
Young Nacho Young Teague
Chris Dunn definitely not pulling up.
DJ Wells
Nah, he got yeah reached out to them to get so basically that's. That was a legend that. That Chris Power is about to brook to say, hey man, try to help me repair this. I don't know where all these reports are coming from.
Jeff Teague
Brooke Lopez the last he just got.
DJ Wells
He just pulled up when he got there, bro. So Brooklyn Lopez being the leverage apart is crazy, man.
Jeff Teague
They lying, bro.
DJ Wells
I ain't gonna let them do cp.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Brook Lopez is pros. Pro.
Jeff Teague
Brooke don't even talk. Brooke read comic books. I know he ain't go to the gym say we need Chris back here, man. Oh, that ain't oh we started this.
DJ Wells
Year be here first team all dpu.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yes, bro. He made it, bro.
Jeff Teague
From Wake Forest, man.
DJ Wells
Legends.
Jeff Teague
Chris Paul is a legend for real. Career CP down right now. It'll be like, yeah.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Where one of the NBA players played at, has his own gym, went to the same school as you. You know him and you say anywhere but where that step foot is he up here talking about he's a good guy.
Jeff Teague
He did say with you. That's a fact too. I seen the text too. I was hurt. I'm like, damn. It would have been nice to have you come through the gym, dog. Oh, man, you ain't with you Will soon, man.
DJ Wells
Damn, you on.
Jeff Teague
Fuck.
Young Nacho Young Teague
I just really wanted to see Chris Paul go out and have a real city to city tour. It didn't have to be like.
Jeff Teague
But now that y' all remind me of that, I wouldn't have went to his party.
Young Nacho Young Teague
He always be and I'm surprised at him because he always man, hell no. I don't fool with that. Not Chris Paul. I'm just saying like anybody else that do some crazy, you'd be off of them.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, he went away for us, man. It was the reason I went away for us.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yeah. For real.
Jeff Teague
He showed me love when I was at work. That's why I with him. I don't know what happened, man. I don't know why you don't with it.
DJ Wells
I don't know, bro. After.
Young Nacho Young Teague
After that game asking for some shoes.
DJ Wells
That was.
Jeff Teague
I ain't asking for no.
DJ Wells
I just said.
Jeff Teague
I just showed love and said the shoes look nice. That's where the got up.
DJ Wells
See, look, this is how simple.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Jeff asked for the shoes. Did he tell pg man this asked me for some shoes, man. The type time this.
Jeff Teague
He did.
DJ Wells
He did like lame, man.
Jeff Teague
Ask about shoes. Weak ass shoes. Like, dam, you did do that.
Young Nacho Young Teague
That's crazy, bro. And you didn't do nothing.
Jeff Teague
I did. Hey, I told him, quit, quit, quit flopping. Damn. I kept it. Basketball that try to go F you, right?
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yeah.
DJ Wells
Damn, man.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Try to gump you out, bro.
DJ Wells
Yo.
Young Nacho Young Teague
What? Respect all Chris Paul's basketball career could never even be talked about.
Jeff Teague
No, I can't.
Young Nacho Young Teague
But you want to go.
Jeff Teague
Yeah.
DJ Wells
Off the court, people feel differently, man. Shout out to Chris Paul, man.
Jeff Teague
And he actually. Oh, he was a cool when I was in college, though.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yeah.
Jeff Teague
That used to bring us over his crib and show love.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yeah, I'm sure that was all love, bro. Especially back then. Like, especially you being able to even be on the court with him.
Jeff Teague
CJ was a cool, too. And shout out to cj. Cj the one that said it.
Young Nacho Young Teague
CJ who?
Jeff Teague
His brother.
DJ Wells
Oh, shout out to bro.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, he said, yeah, anywhere but the fact that. But I love cj. CJ was a cool, too, sometimes.
DJ Wells
You know what?
Young Nacho Young Teague
It is respect, man.
Jeff Teague
But damn, I could have pulled up to the gym.
DJ Wells
First team. Yeah.
Jeff Teague
You cutting him. Pull up. We had Brad, Bill, John and pulled up.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Who else pulled up, man, everybody pulled up, bro.
Jeff Teague
Yeah.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Brian had been in your gym.
Jeff Teague
Brian pulled up.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Brian had been in your gym with. With straw for greatness.
Jeff Teague
Oh, damn. Now for real.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yeah, that's right. Yeah. When they was kid, I saw him in there. I was in there with them. I'm sorry. Blue chips.
Jeff Teague
Okay. Yeah, Everybody, blue chips.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Practice there.
Jeff Teague
Damn. Oh, they did.
Young Nacho Young Teague
All my life. That's my first time seeing Brownie in seventh grade. Sports of all sorts in the tournament.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Jeff Teague
My pops had called me.
DJ Wells
Go ahead and put up the IU situation, man. Former noise iup.
Young Nacho Young Teague
This Lou fault.
DJ Wells
Yeah, man.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Luke Child is for this.
DJ Wells
Six former iu, Indianapolis men's basketball players suing the university. Apparently, the coach was talking so greasy to them that they decided to get together to say that enough was enough. Could you please scroll to the top of this, please? How you indy coach Paul? What's that? Crassaro Psychologically and physically abused him.
Jeff Teague
How you get physically abused by a coach?
DJ Wells
Pause.
Jeff Teague
This ain't Joe Paterno and shit.
Young Nacho Young Teague
No, no. Hell, no, it ain't.
DJ Wells
None of that apparent. Walked in on. On the board, had his name. He put a P above players. He said, what's that for? Just like he was playing. He said, the Wonder players are black. He said, you keep playing, I'm going call the cops. You know how that's going to go?
Young Nacho Young Teague
Apparently, you know they going to come get Your ass.
DJ Wells
Yeah, apparently he was wild. Now, the first one call by a pussy, I've heard words from a coach.
Jeff Teague
But the other one, I ain't never heard a coach call a player. They might say, y' all heard that Bob Knight, bro. Yeah, Bob Knight. Yeah, but what do you say? He said Buddy had a concussion. He told him real men play through concussions.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Jeff Teague
Tool still ain't right because of that. You can't do that. A twist their ankle and a say.
DJ Wells
Your mama raised the.
Jeff Teague
Your mama raised a real cuz. He ain't play through.
Young Nacho Young Teague
He need everything coming to him, bro.
DJ Wells
They sold for 2.4.
Jeff Teague
I believe they suing him for 2.4 million.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yeah.
Jeff Teague
He sued the school. Ah, you bro on people, man. You can't do.
Young Nacho Young Teague
He should never be able to coach again.
DJ Wells
They should have whooped his ass. Yeah, yeah.
Jeff Teague
I would have fought.
DJ Wells
I ain't high school. Y' all old enough to squabble. Should have kicked his ass.
Jeff Teague
All you got to do is throw the ball at him.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yeah. But kids also probably thinking, like, try.
DJ Wells
To my life, if I.
Young Nacho Young Teague
If I whoop his ass, that might look like. Look bad in my recording.
Jeff Teague
All you had to do is he called you a. A. All you had to do was throw the ball at him. I'd be like, show me I'm a. And then he would have been like, get out the. Out my gym. Perfect. I get to tell everybody you call me A. And this is why I did what I did. And I'mma sue you. I'm suing you anyway.
DJ Wells
Yeah, he's out of pocket 1000%. I can't believe college kids.
Jeff Teague
But now it's your word against his.
DJ Wells
Word, and that's tough. In the university.
Jeff Teague
We gonna see who gonna vouch for him and who's gonna vouch for you.
Young Nacho Young Teague
That university been going through, bro.
Jeff Teague
They this year, though, that coach now is very really good coach.
DJ Wells
Yeah, he got your cracking. I think he gonna recruit some kids from the city. I think I will. Iu. Any schism is gonna be pretty decent.
Young Nacho Young Teague
They definitely solid. This year, it's different. I'm just saying. Over the past few years, it's just.
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Jeff Teague
When they had tryouts.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Young Nacho Young Teague
It's like, bro, come on.
Jeff Teague
Who was my. That was the coach before then, Chris, y'.
Young Nacho Young Teague
All. I just want. Before we leave, though, I just want on some serious. I wanted to ask both of y', all, what college, if y' all could coach that y' all can turn a program around. Now a struggling university that you feel like you can come and recruit. They give you $10 million for nil money.
Jeff Teague
Oh, I can turn any school around with 10 million dollars.
DJ Wells
10 million. That's struggling.
Young Nacho Young Teague
That's struggling, though. It can be like. It got to be on the scale. Let's say, name a weaker school in, like the SEC.
Jeff Teague
I could turn any team around with $10 million.
Young Nacho Young Teague
So you could.
Jeff Teague
Yeah. $10 million I can pay my team. I can turn any school around. I know how to pick players. I know who good, who not.
Young Nacho Young Teague
So we'll give you, I don't know, Arkansas, Pine Bluff.
Jeff Teague
With $10 million. I could turn them around.
Young Nacho Young Teague
You bring some guys in.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, I'll just pay 500, plus everybody that I really need.
Young Nacho Young Teague
And you, you will be successful?
Jeff Teague
Yes.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Okay. What about you? What school you. You'll do Butler.
DJ Wells
I'll turn Butler up. 10 mil. And Nat. Oh, we lit.
Jeff Teague
Oh, you can take me anywhere.
DJ Wells
Yeah, we lit. You give me 10 million.
Jeff Teague
Are you Indy?
Young Nacho Young Teague
What's up?
Jeff Teague
What? $10 million?
DJ Wells
Yeah, yeah. To turn this program around, shout out to coach.
Young Nacho Young Teague
You gotta compete with the Dukes, the Florida, the Georgia, the.
Jeff Teague
I'm gonna get them.
DJ Wells
See my distribution across this. This money ain't gonna be even. Like, no, I'm getting 10 mil. I'm gonna give me a couple 2 million dollar players and everybody else get a little. My starting five. I got three.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Five is late.
Jeff Teague
My starting five million.
DJ Wells
Six million.
Jeff Teague
It's five million. My starting five, eight million. And my six million.
DJ Wells
My.
Jeff Teague
My six. Man gonna get 400,000.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yo, tr. Down like that.
Jeff Teague
400,000.
Young Nacho Young Teague
So if you get a. A.J. the best type player.
Jeff Teague
I'm getting him.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yeah, you going, what? What? He get out the 10.
Jeff Teague
I don't want him. He take too much money. I can get a player.
DJ Wells
Oh, I got five for aj.
Jeff Teague
I got the same. His team gonna be weak. They gonna be lit, but they gonna be weak. Y' all gonna be Ruck. We're going to the tournament, Rucker. That gonna be Rucker Bailey and Dylan.
DJ Wells
I'm get some. I'm gonna get some OGs in the portal.
Young Nacho Young Teague
So I give you. So he's. He's too high for Jeff. So I give you a top 10 player, like the 10th on down. You'll take that 10th.
Jeff Teague
I go get like a. I go get Ryan Conwell. That'll be like one of my first. I'm rolling a season player who. Capable Ryan fuck with me. So I probably give him 1.5. Like, he ain't. He ain't gotta be. You know what I mean? Show love. He had the career and I start like that. A veteran player who already has success. Then I give me like a veteran center that, like, play the way I like to play. So if he can make certain reads and things like that. So I'll probably go get a veteran player. I'm trying to think of a guy that's a little older.
DJ Wells
You know, Florida.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Just say the year. Just give me like, just say junior, senior, sophomore.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, he'd be like a junior senior.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Okay.
Jeff Teague
My big man be like the kid. The kid from St. John's they big man, man.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Okay.
Jeff Teague
I go get one of them.
Young Nacho Young Teague
And what you. So what you giving him?
Jeff Teague
5Ameal. Like you. You the guy. Like, obviously you probably ain't gonna make it to the league, but you a hell of a college player. So I'm gonna give you something like that, a meal. And I'mma build my roster from like that. Then I go get a high profile youngin. You only gotta get him a meal. I would have got a. A cuff to be my point guard, something like that. Somebody I know is a little more stable. Mikel Br. He might have needed like 2 million. Might have been a little bit too much for me, but I can find somebody like him just so I can get my recruiting process going. You feel me?
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Jeff Teague
Young boy like that, I would have did that, but I would have started with more established players. I wouldn't get like, AJ DeBancer. Even though he cold, he just wouldn't fit what I got going on. Like, he'll cost too much for me.
DJ Wells
If I can get top three, I'll spend that bread. But outside of that, I agree.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Well, you giving 1 5.
DJ Wells
If I could get him Darren Peterson or Cam Boozer.
Young Nacho Young Teague
4 million.
DJ Wells
Who signed it first?
Young Nacho Young Teague
First.
Jeff Teague
N rest of my.
DJ Wells
Who trying to be on T. I.
Jeff Teague
Only got 10 million. Who trying to be on TV.
DJ Wells
Who trying to be on TV? Because we got to be on TV. We don't got to be good my first year. But if we kill, we get to.
Jeff Teague
The tournament I'm talking about and we turn it around.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Turn it around, bro.
DJ Wells
Well, if I bring a team to the tournament in year one, I not.
Jeff Teague
Y' all not going to the tournament.
DJ Wells
What I have to.
Jeff Teague
We going figure it out.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Same deal of the deal.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, they gonna be ruggers. They was horrible. Who are wers, bro?
DJ Wells
So I'm gonna do a little bit more than that. You know what I'm saying?
Young Nacho Young Teague
But they had Dylan and Ace. Jeff might be right.
DJ Wells
I can't afford both of them. I said I'm Gonn them.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Yes.
Jeff Teague
They had both of them.
DJ Wells
We going to get role players, though.
Jeff Teague
We going put rocks and we love D and we love.
DJ Wells
That's my God.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Hell, yeah. But y record was trash. That's just real.
DJ Wells
They wouldn't build it from the ground up.
Jeff Teague
They sent Rogers back, bro. They did what you did like it.
DJ Wells
We going big.
Jeff Teague
We about to get these two. They about to take over now.
Young Nacho Young Teague
A he G A5.
Jeff Teague
I'm going to be my team.
DJ Wells
My team going to look like Louisville last year.
Jeff Teague
Y'.
Young Nacho Young Teague
All.
Jeff Teague
Y' all ain't know too many people on that team. Really good college players. Like, none of my guys. They all gonna go play overseas. We ain't gonna have. We might have one dude that's league, and it's gonna be the freshman that I. I got that was gonna be like, he probably number. Yeah, 10 to 15 in the country, but the rest of my guys gonna be, like, really good players overseas.
Young Nacho Young Teague
So you give AJ Five.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Jeff's team seem like they're a little well balanced.
DJ Wells
Well, I'm on. I'm on with him. What's our boy in Virginia Tech? Hey, how much you need? Your family need these? 750.
Jeff Teague
Come to America.
DJ Wells
You ever been to America? When it come to America, you got 10 shots.
Jeff Teague
You got.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Let's get out of here.
DJ Wells
We about to be whooping. We got A.J. the best in NBA Europe. Nobody's beating me. See you in the Final Four.
Jeff Teague
That'll be fire.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Oh, man.
DJ Wells
Y be here telling people they grab some merch, man.
Young Nacho Young Teague
Shop five cops.
DJ Wells
It. Shout out to Boost Mobile. Love the stockx. We pulling up soon, man. To the headquarters. Can't wait to be there. Peace, Fry. Shout out to hard Robin. Shout out to Boost Mobile. We out.
Young Nacho Young Teague
The volume.
Jeff Teague
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All.
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Episode: Club 520 - Jeff Teague on NOBODY showing up to Chris Paul’s Clippers Halloween party, Christmas traditions
Date: December 18, 2025
Hosts: Jeff Teague, DJ Wells, Young Nacho (Young Teague), Bishop B Henn (Barbie featured)
This episode of Club 520 features NBA All-Star Jeff Teague and co-hosts discussing a range of hilarious and insightful topics. The centerpiece of the show is Jeff’s deep-dive into the story behind Chris Paul’s Clippers Halloween party flop—where almost none of his teammates attended. The group also shares personal Christmas traditions, sneaker talk, and jumps into some classic locker room banter and life advice, all laced with their signature humor.
Timestamps: 05:00 – 18:00
Timestamps: 46:28 – 61:30
Timestamps: 18:00 – 45:00
Timestamps: 40:00 – 46:00
Timestamps: 62:33 – 69:36
The conversation is loose, hilarious, and sometimes raw—full of roasting, inside jokes, and real locker room chemistry. Jeff’s storytelling shines; DJ Wells and Young Nacho keep the energy playful, and Barbie brings bold, unfiltered takes. For NBA fans or anyone who loves sports culture and genuine friendship riffing, this episode is a holiday treat.
Pro tip: Jump to [46:30] for the Chris Paul Clippers Halloween party saga, or check [05:00–18:00] for hilarious Christmas and sneaker banter!