Club 520 - Jeff Teague on Steph Curry LEAVING Under Armour, Ja Morant vs. LaMelo Ball, viral Jimmy Butler video

Summary

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Club 520 - Jeff Teague on Steph Curry LEAVING Under Armour, Ja Morant vs. LaMelo Ball, Viral Jimmy Butler Video

Podcast: Club 520
Hosts: Jeff Teague, DJ Wells, Bishop B Henn
Date: November 17, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode of Club 520 brings the usual laugh-out-loud storytelling and raw takes on sports and culture. Jeff Teague and his co-hosts dive into the week’s hot topics: Steph Curry’s potential departure from Under Armour, the endless Ja Morant vs. LaMelo Ball debate, and a viral Jimmy Butler encounter with a fan. The crew doesn’t shy from candid discussions, personal stories, or wild tangents, balancing sports analysis with streetwise banter and classic locker-room comedy.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Viral DoorDash Video & Couch Confessions

[06:45–18:18]

• Story Recap: The guys break down a viral video where a DoorDash driver walks in on a customer knocked out naked with the door open and records it, leading to her firing.
• Ethics & Personal Boundaries: DJ Wells emphasizes privacy:

  “You’re just supposed to come in there, drop my food at the door and take the picture. You ain't supposed to get me in that." (07:33)

• This sparks a hilarious, explicit riff about awkward personal/family moments, walking in on parents, and “couch adventures” from their youth.
• Classic Quote:

  “I hope they burnt that couch up.” (11:04) – Jeff, recalling wild teenage hangout spots.

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2. Snack Time Debates

[19:02–22:02]

• The crew gets passionate about chips, with Hot Cheetos, Doritos, and local favorite Grippo’s hotly contested.
• Food Hot Takes:
  • “Do not remix my favorite chip in the world! Cheeto is your favorite chip?” (19:44)
  • Fuego opinions on new “healthier” hot Cheetos: “I'm not eating no diet Cheeto...” (19:35)
• Fun Memory Lane: Long-running beef over “crunchies” and gas station snacks.

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3. Fast Food & Barbecue Dialogue

[27:30–32:25]

• Hilarious recounting of EBT mishaps at Subway, Popeyes drive-thru stories, and the hierarchy of Indianapolis barbecue joints (King Ribs praised).
• Relatable Take:

  “If the people there ain’t got an attitude, it’s gonna be nasty. If they pissed off behind that counter, that food hot and ready.” (29:27)

• Barbecue memories blended with tales of “that smoky aroma” and local street culture.

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4. Viral Jimmy Butler Fan Encounter and Gambling Culture

[33:27–38:38]

• A fan confronts Jimmy Butler in public about a lost parlay; Jimmy keeps it cool, but the guys question how crazy the sports gambling world has gotten.
• Jeff’s Wisdom:

  "This whole gambling stuff is so crazy people just getting out of hand... you need to call the hotline, bro." (33:39)

• Historical NBA gambling policies, Barkley stories, and the uncertainty around future league crackdowns.
• Notable Quote:

  "You already make millions! Like, when everybody was making fun of me for playing the lottery, I’m like, playing the lottery the same thing as gambling.” (36:17)

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5. Ja Morant vs. LaMelo Ball (Who’d You Build Around?)

[37:29–41:20]

• The hosts debate which electric young guard they’d rather lead their franchise — citing career wins, stats, and star power.
• By the Numbers:
  • “What’s his record?” “71 to 186.” (38:54)
  • “Has LaMelo won over 30 in a season? I’mma say no.” (38:38)
• Jeff’s Quick Take:

  “Give me Ja, bro.” (39:05)

• “I’d rather see LaMelo in L.A., though... Lakers is up” (39:16–39:22)

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6. All-Star Game & NBA Narratives

[40:26–41:59]

• “Is the NBA All-Star game about actual stars or just winning stats?”
• Recognition that excitement and popularity (like LaMelo) don’t always get honored:

  “People are not gonna agree with you on that one… they don’t like he don’t win games, he don’t play enough.” (41:11)

• Observations about Tim Duncan, Paul George, Kawhi Leonard and changing trends.

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7. Steph Curry Leaving Under Armour — What’s Next?

[42:06–53:18]

• Big Question: Now that Curry is rumored to leave Under Armour, where should he go next? Would Nike make it right, or should he take his star power overseas?
• Brand Loyalty:

  “If Nike gets Steph Curry... it’d be the most sold shoe.” (43:46)

• International Market Play:

  “I can see him getting about 500 million from a Chinese company.” (43:34)

• Comparing possible moves to Kyrie, Klay, and Austin Reeves’s overseas deals.
• On Under Armour’s Missed Opportunity:

  “He had the worst collection of signature shoes I’ve ever seen from someone that's that big a star.” (48:35)
  “We really don’t know who Steph is... he couldn’t express who he was off the court.” (48:41)

• Adidas, Nike, and the “rollout” strategies are debated for their recent signings.

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8. New Music Shoutouts

[53:44–56:08]

• The crew shares their latest music obsessions:
  • Wale’s new project — “Probably one of my favorite Wale projects. Go tap in.” (54:04)
  • “That Belly Gang, cushion it... he bringing that different energy back.” (54:11)
  • G Herbo maturing and surprising older fans.
  • Summer Walker’s heartbreak:

    “She ain’t had a happy day ever. Amazing music, but that’s a sad ass album." (56:18)

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9. R&B Queens & Concert Vibes

[58:02–59:08]

• Fun debate: if you had to pick HER, SZA, or Summer Walker to headline a show, who closes it out?
  • “Summer Walker got mine… but my favorite female artist is HER though.” (58:02–58:13)
  • “I’m toxic, so I’ma probably close it out with Summer.” (58:42)

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10. Classic Club 520 Outtakes & Nostalgia

[59:08–64:44]

• The episode wraps with wild stories about VHS tapes, old school bootlegs, “BET weekend,” and even men wearing colored contacts in high school.
• “My sauce had gray contacts in high school.” (63:19)
• “If you go to prison with blue eyes, I’m cool, bro.” (64:08)

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Notable Quotes by Timestamp

• [07:33] DJ Wells: “You’re just supposed to come in there, drop my food at the door and take the picture. You ain't supposed to get me in that.”
• [11:04] Jeff Teague: “I hope they burnt that couch up.”
• [19:35] Bishop B Henn: “I'm not eating no diet Cheeto.”
• [29:27] DJ Wells: “If the people there ain’t got an attitude, it’s gonna be nasty. If they pissed off ... that food hot and ready.”
• [33:39] Jeff Teague: “This whole gambling stuff is so crazy people just getting out of hand... you need to call the hotline, bro.”
• [36:17] Jeff Teague: “You already make millions! ... Playing the lottery the same thing as gambling.”
• [39:05] Jeff Teague: “Give me Ja, bro.”
• [43:46] Bishop B Henn: “If Nike gets Steph Curry... it’d be the most sold shoe.”
• [48:35] Jeff Teague: “He had the worst collection of signature shoes I’ve ever seen from someone that's that big a star.”
• [54:04] DJ Wells: “Probably one of my favorite Wale projects. Go tap in.”
• [56:18] Bishop B Henn: “She ain’t had a happy day ever. Amazing music, but that’s a sad ass album.”
• [63:19] Bishop B Henn: “My sauce had gray contacts in high school.”
• [64:08] Jeff Teague: “If you go to prison with blue eyes, I’m cool, bro.”

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Summary Tone & Style

This episode brims with unscripted candor, club-style jokes, and barbershop wisdom, blending sports commentary with Indy nostalgia, music talk, and real-life humor. The vibe stays light, quick-witted, and a touch irreverent — just as Club 520 fans expect.

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• Follow: @club520podcast
• Hosts: @jeffteague @thatsanopiniondj @outthepearlys

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The volume.

[B]

This episode is brought to you by McDonald's. And a new Buffalo Ranch sauce. Be here. Listen, you know, we gonna pull up to McDonald's. We might get a 10 piece, might get some fries. But with this new sauce, I mean, they got a lot of possibilities. What you gonna rock with, man?

[C]

I need it on my MC Crispy chicken sandwich, for sure.

[B]

Okay, man.

[C]

It's good by itself, but with that new Buffalo Ranch sauce, they give it a whole new flavor, a whole new kick.

[B]

For sure, man. I dip mine in my fr. Sometimes, okay? I dress the fries up, dip the fry in the sauce. See what it's talking about? It's got that cool, that mild, that tangy sauce. I kind of rock with it. Listen, man, McDonald's stay with a fire sauce, but this one right here, Buffalo Ranch. Best both worlds, man. Cool and tangy. Be hearing what you order with it, man. Go ahead and give us a rundown, all right?

[C]

This might be a little crazy. I'm going wild with it. Me Crispy chicken sandwich for my appetizer. I'm going with the tenders with my side. I'm going with a fry. Three Buffalo Ranch sauces, though, okay? You know what I mean, to get me together.

[B]

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[C]

Yeah, I'm going tomorrow to get mine, man. It's time. I need to upgrade immediately, man. Tap in.

[B]

Yeah, they'll pull up to your crib. You don't even got to do nothing. You ain't got to go tap in with the. The. The stores or whatever. They'll have the phone come to your crib. Boost Mobile. Pull to your crib, and you get everything situated.

[C]

Boost Mobile, for real.

[B]

Yeah, it's mobile. They getting active. Listen, man, hold on, hold on.

[C]

Ain't no way they pulling up Boost Mobile, setting up my service on my new iPhone 7 at the crib.

[B]

You ain't gotta leave, man. Come on, off the couch with it. Listen, doorstep sir, you know what I'm saying? When you get a new phone, the worst part is transferring your contacts and pictures and messages. All that. You ain't even gotta do all that. They gonna handle that for you. Just tap in. Listen, man. The most powerful iPhone ever, iPhone 17. Boost Mobile got you in. They gotta leave the crib. They gonna bring your phone, transfer, refer you, man. What's the. What's the excuse not to get it being all right?

[C]

No excuses. Especially they pulling up to your door. Would I never know other providers ever did that.

[B]

Come on, man. Doorstep service.

[C]

Wow. That's definitely new, man. That's tight.

[B]

Yeah. Shout out to Boost Mobile, man. All right, man. We back another episode of Club 520 podcast brought to you by Boost Mobile. You know the vibes, man. Get you that new iPhone 17. They'll pull it to your crib and handle the rest. Also, shout out to Hard Rock BET V. What's up, man? They trying to win some money this week. What you got for them?

[C]

Every day this week is going down, baby. Every day this week. Monday through Thursday, I got y'.

[B]

All. All right, man. You heard it here first, man. I'm your host. My name is DJ Wells. Same game with me as usual. To my left, we got my dog, Bishop B. Here and out the Pearlies. How you. What? Nasty.

[C]

Shouting nasty. Let's get to it, baby.

[B]

Hey, man, you got the rag out, man?

[C]

What's going on?

[B]

So got the rag out.

[C]

I mean, last week they had this motherfucker off, and I can't perform in the heat, so I just had to come with caution. Hey, listen, that's out of pocket.

[B]

I don't want to say nothing after that. Put me in a desert with her. I'll be cool.

[C]

Don't introduce him, bro.

[B]

My dog.

[C]

I was gonna say something, but thereby.

[B]

This is what the podcast is for. Shout out to y' all dudes, man. Y' all funny. Hey, what's buddy name from Atlanta? My favorite rapper, Billy Gang. Hey, shout out to, bro. We gotta get Belly Gang on the show, man. That's my favorite rapper, bro.

[C]

That whole album is fire, bro.

[B]

Yeah, my favorite rapper, man. He just text you. No. Yeah, that's my favorite rapper. Yeah, we tapped in with the cat. He was supposed to be at the live show atl, but he thought it was earlier in the day. He was gonna pull up. Damn, that's my favorite. Okay, say less autumn samples, though.

[C]

I don't know how you. How you making it work, boy?

[B]

I don't know, but he my favorite rapper right now for sure. Now we're gonna talk about music later in the show. But listen, we gotta start with this video, man. Shout out to doordash, man. You know, we tapped in this young lady, she went to deliver some food. Buddy was drunk on his couch, passed the out, left his door open, but he was naked. So she pulled up, she was just supposed to drop the food on the porch, but she looked in there and took a video. But you know what I'm saying? Yeah, we can stop this because I don't care about what she talking about. Basically what happened is she was being nosy and she took a video of that while he was naked on the couch and said, look at what they own. And daughter has fired her ass because he sued. That's what I'm talking about. You got. He probably. Now that's crazy. He probably got a nice chick butt ass naked on your couch with your door open. It's some wild. Yeah, that's an offense.

[C]

Anyway, I mean, that's his house, bro. That's.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Cause you're really just supposed to come in there, drop my food at the door, and just take the picture like that. You ain't supposed to get me in that. Rather my door open or not, though.

[B]

I ain't never did. This is a while. Like go to sleep butt naked with your door open.

[C]

You ain't never did that.

[B]

Wait, no.

[C]

Oh, your front door.

[B]

That.

[C]

I'm not saying that. You come in your bedroom door. Long night might be out. Cuz kids gone. That might be out there.

[B]

I hope they are. You gonna scar on the daddy.

[C]

Y ain't never walked in on your mom and I'm doing it.

[B]

Thank God I haven't. Yeah, thank God I haven't. N. Carol. Sean was very protective of us.

[C]

Not my house.

[B]

That happened to me, though.

[C]

Walked in.

[B]

This is funny. I ain't gonna tell it there. Well, no, it was Thanksgiving. Whoa. Before dinner, after dinner. No, no, no. It was like Thanksgiving weekend. So the family came and see me. We was playing and you know, you trying. I don't see, you know, trying to have a good time.

[C]

Right?

[B]

Brody. Little Brody. Boom.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

My mom said they're doing what?

[C]

Wait, you're doing this during the family gathering?

[B]

Nah, you know how they come see me. They're no, I'm saying, though, like, what.

[C]

Time of night is the night winding down?

[B]

It's the morning. Like the day of.

[C]

Oh, this.

[B]

But you gotta think everybody at my house. Cause I got.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

No.

[C]

Yeah, okay. Yeah, bro. You should have waited that one out.

[B]

Nah, we would. Like they had their own we. You're not thinking of that.

[C]

That's crazy. Yeah. I didn't even bust it on my mom. My mom and dad had the door open like. Not like buddy, but it was cracked. And calling my mama and all these kind of names. And, bro, I ain't gonna lie. Had me tight. You want me gonna party like I did? Cause I'm like, bro, I'm young. I'm like, damn, bro, you. You really there talking to my mom. Real dusty, bro. As I got older, I realized women like to get in the bedroom and. But he was smacking her. I said, damn.

[B]

Think you kept watching.

[C]

No, I didn't. I couldn't. I heard it. I couldn't watch. I heard it. I don't know if he was smacking her face or the cheese cuz was so loud. My mama ain't got a wagon cuz that I got a. I know, cuz.

[B]

That's childhood trauma for sure, though, because.

[C]

My room was right next to my parents. That was one of the nights coming in.

[B]

Never. Nah. You ever call bring something at the house?

[C]

I didn't give a. About that.

[B]

No.

[C]

My days are. Man, get you a condom, bro. I ain't listen a lot of the times, but when you young, you just hang that.

[B]

You know, I just went to Lou house, bruh. Pause. That sounds crazy.

[C]

I ain't never cracking another one of my.

[B]

That sounds crazy. Yeah, we definitely had the homie who had the designated hoop session spot for sure. Yeah, shout out to the basement. Yeah, shout out to my boy Lou baseman. It's legendary. I was always home court that couch filthy. I hope they burnt that couch up. You.

[C]

You got that now. A little crazy.

[B]

I was like, that counts. 30 years old.

[C]

God ain't enough sanitation in the world.

[B]

Everyone took the game off with.

[C]

You can't crack nobody on your friend's couch at their house, though, bro. That's where everybody come sit down.

[B]

Yeah, we are. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I said Elton. It was game time. Hoop like the bulls. One, two, three.

[C]

I'm sorry, Mr. Hogan. These little out of pocket for letting them do that.

[B]

He got so bad. Lou would his house. They could just be going through the front door. Mr. Hogan. What's up, boys? Jeff, what's up, fellas?

[C]

But Lou had a. Had the spot in the basement, though.

[B]

Yeah, Lou would be done. That was L spot. That was a spot. L will be at where he doing whatever he doing.

[C]

I ain't going to sit.

[B]

There was no more hotel rooms. That was the hotel for the motel Lou room. Yeah. It got crazy. Shout out. Yeah, now that's crazy. Shout out to her. She got in trouble for that, but that's wild, man. Close your door if you going to be Barbie at work today.

[C]

Where my dog at?

[B]

Okay, Barbie. Okay.

[C]

Hair done, hair done. Fit moves.

[B]

Hold on now. They can move the bar. I don't think I can fit behind there.

[C]

Oh, ain't like that.

[B]

Now let's squeeze. Squeeze this way. Move your hand.

[C]

This is real ghetto, by the way. All right, what we got today? You could have walked around.

[B]

It's a whole. It's a whole thing. Mike said go behind the couch. The fans been noticing. They said you've been walking to get your fits off. You respect it. Get your. Shut off. Yeah. Y Gl. They see it. All right, so we had balling with Barbie.

[C]

Mule.

[B]

Okay. What's in here? We have weed. We have. Oh, I thought you said weed. I was about to say damn. Oh, it's L. Yeah. Hiding. Try be here. What you think we doing something different? Mule. Yeah. This ass bar.

[C]

What? What? What is it? It's not. It's not ass. I just want to know what what is.

[B]

I love this is fire. I can make.

[C]

Well, she forgot.

[B]

No, she had to get a mic on. You good? I'm good. All right, turn our mic on. It's a mule.

[A]

So we got tequila in it.

[B]

Grand Marier, and then it has blood orange. And ginger beer turn up. That's what teeth. Not like in the ginger beer. Yeah, that's what it is. That ginger got a little kick to it.

[C]

It's ginger beer alcohol.

[B]

No, it's just the real ginger ale is what it is.

[C]

Somebody tell me the truth.

[B]

Anybody else back there? Ginger beer is stronger than I'm saying is.

[C]

Ginger beer, does that have alcohol in it?

[B]

No. No, it doesn't. Gingerbread don't have alcohol. Y' all tripping. Gingerbread does not have alcohol in it. Go to Trader Joe's and get some. It's not gonna have no alcohol in it. They have some that doesn't, but some of them. Okay. And the one we have has a little percentage. Oh, okay. Respect. Shout out to Audi.

[C]

I just want to make sure all the liquor that's in this.

[B]

Listen, we've been Talking a lot of though. Barbie took us up on the challenge on Patreon. Who. Who in the kitchen with you today? Who whipping up? Which one are y' all gonna do it? I'mma teach y' all how to make a drink. So the ball is in my court today. Who gonna come? Oh, I hope, man, you hooping today. But we gonna make something better than this, guys. You don't like that cheeks?

[C]

You already start drinking yours. And I know how you get down. You rooted to the tutor. Cause I would have took his drink, but that's a demon over there, so I'm cool. This nigga told me this is a demon.

[B]

I don't want figures after you eat chicken.

[C]

That boy rooted to the tutor Chad's couch.

[B]

I did hurt the couch. So dirty. Let's go to your friends.

[C]

Like all my soul. Y' all should have been banned on their parents furniture. Bro is crazy.

[B]

Not her parents.

[C]

Oh, okay, that's different. Now your friend let you do that.

[B]

But shout out to the friends who facilitate the hoop session. Shout out to them. They do. Really? I saw heroes.

[C]

That's why that should happen. Jeff had a moment at his house on my couch. Remember when he gonna call him out? He had you tight. Remember we was working out at the D1 factory. You came and told me the story.

[B]

He said, now remember? Oh, my home. My cousin. Yeah, she threw up. He. Yeah.

[C]

Tore the bathroom.

[B]

Oh, it was all over the wall. Yeah, yeah. I said, you still hit on the walls, Cuz? I don't think either one matters. Both is a no. You need a bath. He woke up and walked her. I see her. Put her in the Uber. He walked into the Uber, but I watched him pissed. Like, that is disgusting.

[C]

Cleaning lady. It's like, I don't know.

[B]

Yeah, I'm not doing this. About the quick sheet. No, she said, I'm not doing this. I was like, what's wrong with it? I go there. I was like, lord, get this on the wall. Scary movie to his house. How you doing? Get on the wall.

[C]

I with them, cuz they. They end up going to sleep in that bed on me naked.

[B]

Sleep. I said, she ain't wipe her ass.

[C]

Probably he cuz mix. So, you know.

[B]

Yeah, it probably was, cuz. Yeah, I had a cup with some ice in. Yeah, cuz with Po R Kelly. He had a pocket for sure. Cuz there's no reason that to hoop. That. That was f. There should have been a suspension. I forgot all about that. RIP to 520. God. RIP to 520. We'll get off the subject. I want to ask y' all this question. What's worse? You said the couch or somebody's parents room.

[C]

The couch.

[B]

Somebody you you cracked. Somebody just asked the question.

[C]

The worst place I did was in the church. Not nobody bedroom.

[B]

Yeah you never.

[C]

It wasn't in the sanctuary.

[B]

In the parking lot.

[C]

It was the basement.

[B]

Bro. I didn't stop at the parking lot before I knew when nobody put up there. In the church parking lot. Yeah. My favorite spot was Guy Creek middle school basketball court. Yeah, he pulled up there. He pulled up there as a middle school guy. Right by the basketball courts. Yeah it was.

[C]

Oh yeah.

[B]

Shout out to guy. It wasn't no lights right there. Principal my dog out of pocket like not.

[C]

I mean I was to hit in one of your homies parents bedroom. I guess that's worse than the couch.

[B]

I would never. I don't even think I ever been in any of my people's bedroom.

[C]

Probably probably some of my pole my that from the trenches. I would have did that. Nah, I'm cool in the air mattresses.

[B]

Or something or air mattress boy you I did that on an air mattress. You want it? You want an air mattress.

[C]

You're not a blow up bed either. Like a water bed.

[B]

A water bed. It's crazy. You a freaky ass if you got a water bin 2025 you need to be in jail if you got a waterbed today I feel like you can't. It'd be too much going on everywhere. That told him it takes five. We say it take 25 minutes. I've been pepper sprayed five times in my life. Hey, what's wrong? That was one of the classic movies.

[C]

Barbie put 10 cherries in this goddamn drink.

[B]

I knew you what this what you tell him last time.

[C]

This ain't what I get at the food though.

[B]

What was it?

[C]

Are these Barbie? These are cranberries.

[B]

Cranberries and cherries. You guys what company had I put it all in there for you. Just eat it.

[A]

It's some chicken.

[B]

Just eat it.

[C]

Giving me a cranberry. I'm like I know what cherries look like her they love. She thought it was just eat it Valentine's Day.

[B]

Oh yeah. We need to. We need to go grocery shopping for sure. Mike, please show the the new hot Cheetos be here. I thought about you when I saw this. I said that the Cheeto formula is up. It's killing people. It's not killing people. I'm joking. But they said it's too much in there. That's killing people now. They got the light skin. Hot Cheetos. Are you something?

[C]

I am, bro. I'm always willing to try something, bro. I ain't turning down.

[B]

You think it's gonna keep that same flavor though? Y' all think so?

[C]

It's just a different color. They call it Nicky.

[B]

So it's still got dust on it. Damn. Dust sounds crazy, but they're taking some stuff out of it to make it more healthy than some of the dies. Is good.

[C]

I'm not eating no diet Cheeto. You didn't tell me it was a healthy.

[B]

It's not diet. They just took out some things that, you know. I'm saying it's a little problematic.

[C]

Keep everything in it.

[B]

Okay, okay.

[C]

I'm just saying I don't. Don't remix my favorite chip in the world.

[B]

Cheeto is your favorite chip? Yeah, Hot Cheetos.

[C]

Hot Cheeto. Hot Cheeto. And you mix it with the sour cream ruffle.

[B]

That. That is your. Do you with y' all with that. My favorite chip is probably a. A Dorito. That's spicy nacho. That's probably my favorite chips, though. Spicy nacho. Top tier. I'm either go purple bag Doritos smoke. I'mma with a grippo too. Grippo, bro. I used to love them. They starting to put too much spice on them things.

[C]

Salty.

[B]

Yeah. I'm like, it's too spicy.

[C]

Jamaican's making up jerk chip. Gotta be some makers making them, cuz.

[B]

I swear to God, it's cold in here, boy. I got the mug on 60. We taking shots? No, I need a shot too. So let's take one. Okay. Are you the bartender turn us up? Yeah, she a goddamn drunk. That's funny. But if we have to go top three chips are y' all name my favorite or actually not the top three. What's our worst chip that y' all with?

[C]

I don't eat chili cheese Fritos.

[B]

All right? I with them.

[C]

Any Frito I can't with, bro.

[B]

For real, the hot Fritos? Oh, you out of gun smoke. Barbecue twist, Frito. What? The flavor is crazy. Nah, them top five. I'm better than Hot Cheetos.

[C]

Lala, you ain't had to steal them chips. You could have took all of them.

[B]

Barbie, what's your least favorite chip? Least favorite. What's them ghetto chips called? That was like the French fries.

[C]

Oh, the Crunchies. Not hot fries.

[B]

They was like yellow fries. The blue bag.

[C]

The Crunchies.

[B]

No, Crunchies is the red ones. This is like. It's like Andy Cabs. Fire. Oh, you sleep.

[C]

You are sleep.

[B]

I'm sleepy.

[C]

Disrespectful.

[B]

I might go to the gas station. We leave her off the shelf. Strength. Them is fire.

[C]

I ain't even seen them. Hold up.

[B]

That guy gas at you said them weak.

[A]

I didn't like them.

[B]

Now the Crunchies. I'm nothing on them. That red bag. That too. I. I'm nothing, bro.

[C]

Them crunchies was fire. 7:11.

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[C]

To see me coming. Six bags every time.

[B]

Yeah bro. What's up on the crunches?

[C]

Was fired, bro.

[B]

The Andes is crazy.

[C]

The regular hot fries is gun smoke steel too. Yellow bag.

[B]

I don't. I don't with them. But I ain't mad at nobody who do what, bro? If it's not any cash, bro, I don't need it, bro. Keep the real deal. Respect to how Cheetos, though. Hey, man, I ain't mad at it, man. Healthy options for sure. Got you Turn it up. It shot. No, not right now. You were going to partake. I'm a finish enough liquor with you. I'll pay for it. Let's move on to. Hey, I got a cup with some icing my. I like that. All right. Please go to the gentleman. The Subway. This is absolutely hilarious. They played in Buddy face and he got his get back. Damn. What happened right here? He wouldn't Subway and he said, oh, I got my EBT card. And then he went to check out. They said, no, we don't take ebt. And he crashed out.

[C]

I thought they took ebt, though.

[B]

I think some do, but you just.

[C]

Gotta pay for them to prepare it. Yeah, yeah, because I know like Jordan's chicken. Yeah, you can. You can pay.

[B]

It's like a fry fee or stock.

[C]

It's a fry fee.

[B]

Yeah, but look, he told him. He said, you ain't got no money to get your money up. So that really set Buddy off. Oh, yeah, and he was cool. He was gonna walk out, too. You keep playing. It's funny, but we saw the worst part. But look, he was chilling. He's gonna go by this day and always got to go too far. Energy change. Sound like a gunshot. We don't promote violence on this show. But watch your mouth.

[C]

That smacked the cold cut off his lips.

[B]

That sound like a gunshot, boy.

[C]

Damn.

[B]

He said, man, get your money up. That's crazy.

[C]

Nah, people cut up in restaurants all the time, though. I don't think you should get mad, though, bro. You got an EBT card. I get it. Because I do know some locations do have. I don't even know what city he in. But that's. That's okay. But for you to wild out, bro. Just go get your debit card, bro.

[B]

Yeah, and listen, we ain't shaming nobody with ebt. People getting that money however they gotta get it.

[C]

I remember I was at Popeyes. I look like he spazzing that Popeyes spaz. I'm like, ma', am, it. I take care of it. She ordered 130 worth of food. I was so mad. I said, you cost. You got some catered at Popeyes at 10 o' clock at night. She was in that going up, though. You raggedy mother.

[B]

Sixteen.

[C]

Shout out. Y' all know I love y'. All. 16th Street, Hallville area. Yeah, that Popeyes, bro. Be going through it, bro.

[B]

I never eat Popeyes over there. And I ain't gonna lie. If the people there ain't got an attitude, it's gonna be nasty. If they pissed off behind that counter, that fool hot and ready if they happy, that weak as hell. I'm only going to King Ribs.

[C]

Girl, I ain't know you ain't like that.

[B]

What the. You think I'm white?

[C]

I ain't. I ain't judging you. Your nationality. You don't scream King ribs.

[B]

What I eat?

[C]

You scream. I don't know, like cheddars. Texas roll house.

[B]

I do Texas row house.

[C]

You don't give trenchy like that. I don't think you really ate. What do you get from there?

[B]

Chicken.

[C]

They do gotta have chicken.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You'll bust out.

[B]

Or. If I. If I don't eat that, I don't go to barbecue heaven no more. Damn. I mean, I would, man. I ain't been in a long time. Yeah, and then what? They just put the group chat big, Big somewhere. It's a new barbecue spot. But they told me I wouldn't request that no more. Damn.

[C]

Oh, damn. What you gonna do that.

[B]

N. Man, shout out to square, man, listen, I'll tap in with my community for sure. I'm pulling up some King Ribs right there on Keystone. If you know, you know, in the city, soon as you pass 38th, you gonna smell nothing but straight fire over there, boy.

[C]

Do y' all know that the King Ribs that used to be on Georgetown didn't make the food?

[B]

Yeah, I know. It came from 16th Street. Yeah, they used to have a grill back there. It was just smoke, but it was. No, drive it over. It was smart as hell. They worked for aesthetics. Yeah, they kept it on.

[C]

The people was hot, though. I ain't gonna lie. My was hot, but I was a little offended.

[B]

Like, I mean, you ain't got to pay for the kitchen.

[C]

I see. I get that. But I'm saying, going. Pulling up on 16th street and getting that aroma in your car.

[B]

Yeah, and.

[C]

And dust and all them out there on the grill, bro. It's a. It's just a vibe.

[B]

Different type of dust.

[C]

Yeah. It's like, you want this piece to be in. You know what? Give me my chicken and my rib combo. Three on the end. Three ribs on the end. Gator bites, fries. Oh, Shout out to Papa Doe's best gator bites in the world.

[B]

Papa dose. I ain't mad at that at all. That wasn't bad. Them wasn't bad.

[C]

Yeah, I gotta get y' all some cone. Squirrel ain't bad. I love duck, though. Duck is a little moist, but, yeah, it hit better than turkey.

[B]

Hey, you. I got a bottle with the top on it still that I can, like, pause like the top. Come on.

[C]

What you need, brother?

[B]

Cause I just be watching them videos where they be doing that Tinder. That should be killing my.

[C]

Them oxtails be looking so smoked. Yes.

[B]

Going crazy. Oh, man, make me hype every time. Have you seen the dude who did it with the fake shoes? He did it with a fake joint. He said, look at him. That's classy. I gotta see that. I see somebody do it with a Glock. It's tender. I was rolling, bro. Now she can get wicked for sure.

[C]

Nah, for sure.

[B]

Oh, man. What else we got up here, Mike? Also barbecue, like you said. We on the west side of Nap. Shout out to Hanks, man. That's my og for sure. All right, we go to Jimmy Video. Yeah, Hanks. Oh, yeah, Hanks. Come on, Big Ha. You know what time it is for sure, T. Somebody was downtown the city and they seen Jimmy Butler outside, and he had to let him know he up his parlay. Oh, damn. I ain't seen this. He start roasting that. Ah, see? Yeah, he was a slapping. He'd be out of pocket, that's why.

[C]

Shout out to Jimbo for handling that. Well, though.

[B]

They said that's me having to be here. Parlay, though. No cash. That's. That's out of pocket, though. Yeah.

[C]

Jimbo Peto, I with you for that.

[B]

And that's the crazy part about that. This whole gambling stuff is so crazy that people are just getting out of hand with it, bro. Y' all need to call the hotline, bro. Oh, God, bro. Betting 3,000 on Jimmy getting 30 points. Crazy.

[C]

Oh, that cash out is probably insane. That's the problem, Jimbo. Getting 30 for 3K. You gonna win 60.

[B]

That's crazy.

[C]

That's a 60K payout for sure. For sure.

[B]

Yeah, that's wicked, man.

[C]

But that's like. Like, didn't you say somebody walked up on you in Minnesota or. You saw that was talking Twitter.

[B]

Twitter, Yeah.

[C]

I wonder if NBA or NFL or any professional entertainer athlete has ever crashed out on somebody just talking like that, too.

[B]

I'll be saying when I be posting some of the dm, some of the players be talking back. They'd be like, you messing my part like. Like, you ho ass. Like stuff like that. But physically, no, it ain't no point. Charles Barkley did not.

[C]

For real.

[B]

Not. And like, when he was playing, a dude came up to him in a bar, said something to him, beat him up.

[C]

Because I know Chris Brown. Brown stayed in trouble for whooping.

[B]

Yeah. Barkley definitely did put. I can't mad though. Cause you crazy, Jimmy. Like you said, a real one. Because he could have. Have that totally different. You put on me in the vehicle. Yeah. Ain't no telling what type of time that is crazy though, putting that much money on Jimmy Bullets out of pocket for sure. They just wanted a moment. That's why they was recording it. And that's the crazy part about it. Everybody trying to go viral. But it's. It's a bad time for that gambling stuff because now you're seeing other people getting into situations like. Nah, don't play about that gambling stuff.

[C]

They just ask people that was associated with the Lakers to. Yeah, hand over their phones and hand over their emails. Y' all think it's about to get bad for the league?

[B]

Nah, it's the NBA. Nah, they gonna handle it the way they handle it. But I think at some point it's gonna bring more attention. Like you said next year, rookie orientation, all the stuff that goes on beforehand is going to be real, real strict next year. Yeah.

[C]

What about gambling, though? What y' all think about the gambling? Is it gonna affect, like, the gamblers or.

[B]

I mean. Nah, it's not because it's been around since the beginning of time. It's just more advertised now. It's just, you know, it's got to go about a different way. It's just more accessible.

[C]

I don't even know how you control something like that, though.

[B]

Like, I mean, you just get banned. You go to jail and get banned. It's always been that, though, ever since.

[C]

Okay, forever.

[B]

I mean, Pete Rose got banned. Somebody else got.

[C]

Was that a part of your rookie, though?

[B]

You know, you can't be. You can't tip nobody off. If you do that, you get banned. Yeah, I mean, even I know, from a small situational organization, they even told us we run y' all stuff every month, especially if y' all doing stuff for the team. If we see your name on that report and it's no, we ain't having a conversation, you gone.

[C]

But that's tough, bro. I just. I don't know. I don't want to give gems on how to gamble.

[B]

It's the easiest Thing not to do, though. Yes. Don't do it or don't get on your stuff. Don't. Bro, you already make millions of dollars. Like when everybody was making fun of me for playing the ladder, I'm like, playing the lottery the same thing as gambling.

[C]

No, literally.

[B]

Yeah. Like, I'm like. At least I'm doing it in something that ain't got nothing to do with my sport.

[C]

Not exactly.

[B]

Y' all over here betting on parlays that. That don't give a about the game half the time. Y' all betting on lamelo to get 25. Lamelo just left Miami. He don't get. I don't know if he really did. Hypothetical. So y' all been. That's worse than betting on the lottery?

[C]

Damn near. Especially when you in that mode. I just like, how much money do.

[B]

You want by him betting 3,000 on Jimmy Butler. Jimmy Butler could have. I don't feel like hooping today. You don't know that. And you just put three bands up.

[C]

Three. Three bands for 30 is nuts.

[B]

And by the way. But the way I see those cigarettes. Positioning his cup holder. That. That. That 3K that he put in there was important.

[C]

He supposed to put 3k on Jimmy Butler with a dub. Maybe.

[B]

While we here be here. Did you see the Timberwolves was talking about what scared them away from Lamelo during the draft process? They said, what do you do want to do after basketball? He said, I want to be the President of the United States.

[C]

He fried, bro. You did tell me that. That nuts. I would like to see him. I'd rather see Job with him, though.

[B]

You want to see John with Lamelo?

[C]

Well, and.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Lamelo, though. I don't know if I really. I guess. I guess it don't matter, though, because everybody. Everybody fried in their own respective way. I just think that'd be a lit backcourt.

[B]

Yeah. I think John Moran and it would be more like must see tv.

[C]

You think that'll result to winning, though?

[B]

Yeah, I think they. They both come from like, winning. They win like Ja. When he's healthy, they win like Memphis is a good team.

[C]

When he's healthy, they be in the playoffs.

[B]

Yeah. Last year, before they fired their coach, that was number two in the conference. Yeah. Lamelo never went. He's never won. It's about to change, bro. No, it's not. I got faith, bro. I think. I don't know. Has he won over 25 games or 30 games in his career? No. In a season. I'm gonna lean and say no. Respectfully because they've been in the lottery every single year.

[C]

30. Oh, no.

[B]

I wonder if more than 30 games. And he played more than 30 games. Yeah. Ah, nah, that's a.

[C]

That is a.

[B]

What's his record?

[C]

Great question.

[B]

71 to 186. Yeah. You gotta think he missed so many games.

[C]

No facts. That is tough.

[B]

71 away. Six.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Give me.

[C]

Give me J way.

[B]

Yeah, bro, but.

[C]

Or I mean. And could probably help Lamelo too.

[B]

I'm cool, bro. Give me a job, bro.

[C]

I'd rather see. I'd rather see Lamello, like in la though.

[B]

Yeah, just send him to the crib.

[C]

Back home.

[B]

The Clippers. But now you said the curly. Say Lakers. I said let's go.

[C]

Lakers is up.

[B]

43. Best season. How many games did he play?

[C]

Look, that's over half. 43 and 40. What? 43? What's that?

[B]

We gotta see how many he played. That's the real question.

[C]

My boy was 43, 39. It don't matter. I'm a part of this team. I was on the team. My name is on the team.

[B]

He's like 75 that year. There we go. Okay, well, Lamelo can play one and five. Let's go to the stats one more time. Sorry. Shout out to Lamelo.

[C]

This is the all star year.

[B]

Lou. 25, 7, 4. Talk to me. Be here.

[C]

I swear to God, if he don't make the All Star team this year.

[B]

Oh, he not. He not making the all star team this year. Because, bro.

[C]

No, seriously, y' all some real. Like, I know we. We do this on 5, 20 in the morning, but on some real. What is the All Star game about? Yeah, what. What is. What is All Star weekend about? On some real.

[B]

Well, they don't know anymore, but typically seeing our best stars in the NBA, we want to see thrive.

[C]

Is he not one of the better 24 players in the NBA, bro?

[B]

Yes, he's exciting, for sure. I want to see Lamelo ball in All Star game for sure. But I feel like other people don't feel the same way. And also they'll be winning. So they'll be like, why we just got you out of here if you're not winning.

[C]

But I feel like only boring players that was acceptable to make the all star team was like Tim Duncan. That's it.

[B]

Before we get to the deep basketball. I'm sorry, Barbie. We appreciate you. We're gonna tap into the Patreon man. We're gonna pull up with you a little bit later. We don't want to bore you with all the basketball talk. Appreciate you. But now, bro, they don't like that bro here they say he don't win games. He'll never play enough. The 25 he'd be getting. No matter because.

[C]

It is. You put that narrative in the air.

[B]

You don't play enough.

[C]

League looked into it.

[B]

The league gotta look into.

[C]

That's just Jeff Teague is right.

[B]

That's a known thing. Like everybody know if you don't play enough games, you ain't gonna make.

[C]

Oh, Steph Curry's always gonna make the all star game.

[B]

Always plays Jeff.

[C]

I mean, I must say, Jeff T. James Hard is always gonna make the all star game. Make.

[B]

They didn't make it. Like when the last time Paul George and Kawhi Leonard made all Star, like.

[C]

Two or three years ago, bro.

[B]

You know.

[C]

Like Kawhi was bullshitting in Sacramento. I mean Sacramento, San Antonio, making the all star team, bro. Barely play. That's not fair. And I'm the most exciting player in the NBA.

[B]

People are not gonna agree with you on that one. Even though I love Lamelo. People gonna say he play basketball.

[C]

But that's why it's the most exciting though.

[B]

Like I need. Listen, I didn't see Lamello basket, Lamello ball and All Star game. One legged threes, wild crossovers. That's my type of basketball respect. But while we're here, Seth in the Under Armour situation, he gonna be a free agent in 2026. My boy warmed up in the Kobe sixes. We talked about this. We talked about, you know what I'm saying? Instead of being one of the guys that never had a shoe that people want to go back and remember him by, he got the chance now. How y' all feeling? Do y' all think he'll get a signature shoe wherever he go, 1000% whip his career, any brand that gets him right now, they might put out two shoes in one year because you gotta make up for lost ground. Because if you make a fire shoe with him next year it's up. If Nike gets Steph Curry, he's not gonna go to Nike. I can't see it. Starting your career off with Nike. Yeah. And then like not getting that same love when you became a star or on the way to being a star, they got the wrong name up on your presentation and stuff like that. Yeah, I can't see him going there, but they might make it, right? I agree. They might be like, we're gonna give you 50 million a year. See, he still has Curry brand. That's his. But I Believe. I don't know what the IP situation is, but they own his logos and stuff. So we're gonna get whatever his logos. Yeah. So whatever it is is going to be his brand. Collaborate with somebody else. But I can see him going to Kyrie route where he goes to like a China company, like, you know what I'm saying? Over there with a lot of success. Austin Reeves got a shoe to do. Crazy Clay got to shoot. You look at Kyrie, whole line that fire. I can see him getting about 500 million from a Chinese company. Yeah. Take his brand over there.

[C]

Damn. That much?

[B]

Probably more than that. That's Steph Curry. He's a global icon, bro. The moment his shoe drop. Well, whatever brand he is, if he did a shoe with Nike, it'd be the most sold shoe.

[C]

If that had that John Moran shoe.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah. You was right. Oh, come on, bro. That's why I had to bring it back up.

[C]

Like literally. It's crazy that y' all say. Cause we was just randomly talking that day and I. I had no.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Idea if he was leaving under Armor or whatever. But I'm like, bro, Steph Curry. That's the only thing that kind of. With him, with LeBron. LeBron got that off course over him.

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[C]

Be the biggest in the world if he had that job, bro. Legit. Legit.

[B]

Yeah. Because even he just warmed up in the shoe and everybody was going crazy in the Gigi Kogi said he was just like, boy, he get a fire shoe, it's up.

[C]

Yeah, he just need a fire shoe though. If you don't go Chinese, go get make sure it's like legit because you them all white. Oh if you know I with you the always stiff under armours. You left now, bro. Them was me.

[B]

Oh he had. He had the worst horrendous bro collection of signature shoes I've ever seen from somebody that's that big of a spot.

[C]

And I love, you know, shout out to Armor or whatever, but that is crazy, bro. I would. That was the weakest shoes ever because he really couldn't. I feel like Steph Curry never could express who he was off the court. Like, we really don't know. Steph is really like just a great guy.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Family man. And not to say he got to be ghetto or nothing like that, but I'm like, you really don't know who he is because he kind of just show you, you know, his kids, he with his wife. Of course. Like everybody should. He just. He run his camps, everything clean cut. So. Yeah, I don't know. He ain't. Ain't no really no swag.

[B]

You think if he had the Devin Booker shoe, it would have went crazy if that was his shoe? Because the moments he would have had the shoe. Like I don't. I think the D book is a solid shoe. I don't think it's a super fire shoe. But for your first shoe, I'm not mad. You Think the D book, that was Steph Curry shoe, but it went crazy.

[C]

Probably because it was Nike.

[B]

The moments.

[C]

Y' all basketball niggas, though, y' all can speak more on that than I can. I just. I don't.

[B]

I mean, I say this. Even with the books, I don't know what they got going on with that, but, like, all the P's and stuff he was wearing early on were some fire. Yeah, copy that.

[C]

Bought them Under Armours. That's off the shelf. That's a 2003 Jordan release.

[B]

Because I'm looking at D book. Got some impala 96 inspired joints. Crazy. He all his pes and that. You were fired.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

I bought. I got a couple pairs of D. He got some smoke. So if Wardell is shooting a 50 foot bomb in them. Yeah, them is dropping on the app and people are going to grab them immediately. Yeah, them are tough. Yeah, them fire. Yeah, them are tough for him.

[C]

For Steph Curry to have a shoe this late in his career would be crazy.

[B]

I'm still. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, damn, Obviously he probably gonna play three, four or five more years. I say, probably play three or four more years for him. I'm like, they gotta drop the shoe immediately. Like, oh, yeah, he gotta be something cooked up already. It can't be like, yo, step out here. And the Kobe fives were. It ain't gonna look right. Somebody who was supposed to get a shoe or somebody who was waiting for that signature is pissed because I don't care. If I focus you the long way, you get bumped back, bro. That is Bardell. Yeah, them Caitlin Clarks that was about to come out, they gonna be there. Oh, yeah. These are the new moves. Steph Curry. Yeah.

[C]

Nah, I ain't gonna do it.

[B]

Juju got another year for you, baby girl. Yeah.

[C]

Kaylin too big.

[B]

Kayla just dropped some. Some more peas last weekend. If her shoe was cooking right now. Kaylin too big and Steph Curry out with Nike. That is Steph Curry sho. Nah, I'm telling you, fam, not over.

[C]

Not over.

[B]

K. I don't. I don't see Nike. I don't. I don't. I don't see him going to Nike. It's. It's got to be a brand that's gonna let him get his shot.

[C]

Even if he did, bro. Kayin, they gotta push this. Kayin too big, bro. She's too important to.

[B]

Yeah, but I mean, if you keep dropping Kayn pe, they still gonna be fired. And if y' all just. Yeah, you know, her shoe came along. It'll be fire. I mean, what about if he went to Adidas? I mean, listen, Adidas basketball been. Been on the top of that game the last couple years. 82 going crazy. 81 was one of the best shoes last year. I just think it might be tough with so many like they young players. Anthony Edwards and it's like, obviously you got James Harden who's like they older vet. Damn. Older vet. Donovan Mitchell, like that middle. You know that. That superstar. But he's not old yet. Then you got a young gun. I think they got a cool formula. I don't know if you could add Steph Curry to that lineup. I mean, you can. It'd be fire to get stuff. But I feel like him and James Harden to be running a very similar race. Even though Steph might. His shoe probably would do better.

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

Because the Hardens pop, bro. They do people with the hard. And he'd be going crazy. I mean. Yeah. Shout out to the game. They'd be messing up. Nobody do a better rollout for their shoes.

[C]

Oh, hell.

[B]

As a whole. Because even the A commercial I with a too.

[C]

Because he brought his boy on too. That was.

[B]

Nah, he got the. He got that bus roll out. Well, he got. When he. This ain't no gas. I ain't guessing. He. When he matches shoes with his car.

[C]

Yeah, bro.

[B]

That's crazy. The green Lambo. Yeah.

[C]

That was insane.

[B]

Even if I hate these shoes, I'm with office. Yeah. Like that's fire.

[C]

The marketing with Adidas.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

A1 a thousand thousand percent.

[B]

And then calling out everybody on AE. Like that's hard. Like that's hard, bro. Yeah, that's crazy, bro. I don't care what you say. Like don't let. Bro, you got. That's hard, bro. But that's the reason why we all like this. Like the stores. That's crazy, bro. If I match my. I'm matching my whip, bro. And you can't get this car. But you can get these shoes.

[C]

Jimmy. Different Jimmy. I need them.

[B]

Allen Jr Jr Jr got satisfied in a while, man. Shout out to bro, I need the car.

[C]

Just give me the snakes. I don't need the car.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't wear it since I got the wig. We don't look right.

[C]

You step out with them, though. They got a automatic valet.

[B]

Yeah, you gotta go. You have to see this.

[C]

Nah, for sure.

[B]

But that rope when he do that, that roll out's crazy.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I ain't mad at It. All right, listen, we saw my music open show, but listen, there's been some fire projects that have dropped recently. I'll go first. The Wale is crazy to be this far. It's probably one of my favorite wallet projects. That rocked. That rocked. I gotta listen to it, man.

[C]

Yeah, you gotta tap in, bro.

[B]

Spin that over. Soul samples, R B flips. You got the fire. It's just. It's a fire album. Go tap in.

[C]

Yeah, but I'm more of a. Not saying like that because Wale is definitely piff. But that belly, that belly, gang cushion it.

[B]

Just play it in the world. That's my bro. Turn it up. He got a fan of me, bro.

[C]

Cousin, my brothers, my uncles, it just. It take me back to them early 2000s. Like, he bringing a different energy back. Like, he's basically with our age group. Yeah, I feel like, you know what I'm saying, he trying to like be a tick tocker, shout out to everybody making tick tock music. But he more so the nigga, I'm gonna show you how to get some money. Tell you how I'm getting this money, like. Because he don't like people comparing him to Jeezy, and I feel it. But like, when he come on the show, I'm gonna tell him, like, it's just the feel, bro. Yeah, like, ain't nobody really trying to put y' all in the same realm. It's just you give it. You bringing that feeling back so all the old heads, like, they can listen to our music again.

[B]

I get it. Nobody wants to be compared to somebody, especially as an artist. That's like the worst thing. But listen, he want to go put some 12 year old Trump.

[C]

He big up Jeezy for sure. He was just like, like, I'm my own. This is really me. Because he. He trying to prove himself. Not like that. But he like, man, he basically tired trying to say he ain't black.

[B]

Like, yeah, but I'm not gonna lie. My bro hit me with that. Hey, that white boy got some bangers. I said, bro, he's not white. That's what I said. Yeah, white dude.

[C]

That's how he started off the album, though, with the girl talking the intro.

[B]

Fire hard, bro. Hard. Yeah. Intro Super Fire. I like that album. That's one of my favorite albums right now. I like G Her Ball album. Did you hear about some slaps? For sure. He like growing up, though.

[C]

That's why the he dish out to Fat Joe and Jada. Yeah, he definitely had my boy Jada, like, emotional on that when he dropped that track on there, he definitely didn't.

[B]

All the youngest don't like it though.

[C]

Cause he ain't.

[B]

Because he's mature.

[C]

Yeah, it ain't like that Silk the shocker no more. It's more so like. Like you said, he didn't mature, bro. So he adult.

[B]

I like it though. I like it and I ain't gonna lie. We gotta talk about it. That we're legit in the club. Yeah.

[C]

G herbo one of them.

[B]

And also, even if you don't listen to music, you can tell by somebody's sad Instagram story. Summer Walker drop for sure she ain't had a happy day ever. Oh my God. Damn. Amazing. I like the first.

[C]

This is the R B ride wave on me, bro.

[B]

She. Her songs be fired. I with her and she dope. I like her whatever. But damn, that's a sad ass.

[C]

When she dropped them tour dates. I'm. I'm copping this.

[B]

It's too sad for me. I'm like, damn, yo, dump the out you or something. Don't never do. Right? Yeah, that's what we need. Hard work makes the best music. I don't.

[C]

I don't embrace women being down, but that's when they make the best music. I need another to take her through there.

[B]

Whoever that was, he did a number on her.

[C]

That's when women make the best music.

[B]

That was sad. Let me guess.

[C]

Keisha Cole.

[B]

All them however you liked it. Keisha Coy never had a hat.

[C]

A lot of girls, they can relate to Summer Walker. They've been through the same.

[B]

No facts.

[C]

Yeah, you know Barbie dark like Barbie.

[B]

That prison break. Yeah. She, she. Hey, Barbie. Somebody made a playlist for you to go to Mexico again. And it is funny as I have to send it to you. Everybody calling you the Mule had me rolling. That's why you made that drink. Barbie the Mu. Okay, classic.

[C]

Shout out to my Meeks went to North Carolina. He definitely called her a mule.

[B]

Yeah, that's crazy. Please don't say that.

[C]

No, that's Summer. That's Summer Walker, though.

[B]

She's.

[C]

She's very, very talented. I'm more of a scissor kind of guy, but Summer Walker got mine.

[B]

I ain't matter either one of them. My favorite female artist is her though. Go.

[C]

That's my favorite female artist because Damage is still one of my favorite songs. If you had a.

[B]

So who closes the show if it's her sis? Summer Walker's not a great performer. She's a really good singer though. Her play all the instruments. She. She cold. And then you got scissor probably scissor because she just went on tour with Kendrick so she used to the big stuff.

[C]

Gonna close your show out probably. I ain't mad at that. Yeah, I need.

[B]

I need.

[C]

I'm toxic. So I'm gonna probably close it out with Summer.

[B]

So you trying to argue after concert.

[C]

I'm not trying to argue, but I'm trying to. I'm trying to have a really look me in my face said this is what we going through at home. I want that car ride to be.

[B]

I don't want that.

[C]

I'm drama field, bro.

[B]

I want and ain't nothing worse than.

[C]

You think the good experience we out of town. I need that elevator. French kissing in the elevator. Hit the key on the door bust through that. Sure.

[B]

Cuz it can go two different ways. Yeah, it might. It can go that way and then some coming what was she hop back in the head she remember what I.

[C]

Did two years ago.

[B]

They used be Solange in the elevator.

[C]

A slap me too hard. I might turn up if I don't bite my lip or my tongue. I might still be. I might think we still role playing depend on how hard the smack me. No, no, just hit me and I. I ain't bit my teeth together. I still might be in that, you know I mean I still might be in the road.

[B]

I think about funny. He said it's always near shoe because it's only one location. One of the best bars I ever heard and it's one of the best Christmas movies of all time.

[C]

I always want to reenact one of the movie scenes though, bro.

[B]

What point of.

[C]

I said the movie. Oh, now the short.

[B]

Which one he's in Real Brazilian bubble butt. 39. Amen.

[C]

I ain't making a 39.

[B]

Damn.

[C]

I was already.

[B]

Oh, I was over there like this.

[C]

I was right on YouTube. That's how 39 came out. That said 39. That boy had a plethora. Hey man.

[B]

Well, I already up in here.

[C]

Jam all these computers up.

[B]

They be like lon over there. They gonna be knocking at your door Is booty tossing. No, here at work.

[C]

These kids got it made, bro. Used to have to go home.

[B]

Oh my God.

[C]

Get the cassette tape. Pop that in all kind of bro. Or vhs. I mean cassette. That was when you. When you listen.

[B]

I had a little to have your phone have access to whatever on your phone. All you gotta do is go on Twitter. That is crazy.

[C]

My boy. My brother had a urine. I used to listen to Music though when he's I'm old one of cassette players but he. I took the wrong tape one day and it was. It was a lot mixtape for sure. Cause you used to be able to dub. Used to be able to dub like back home. Like y' all don't know nothing about that.

[B]

Once upon a time we used to get bootleg DVDs at the gas station. He definitely had them extra ones in there. He be hilarious.

[C]

Oh yeah.

[B]

Dave Chappelle and the mixtape.

[C]

That's the first time I seen Uncle L. Yep, yep.

[B]

That's how I seen the R. Kelly tape.

[C]

Yo, shout out to Ryan. I seen that 96 Uncle L DVD. Crazy.

[B]

So that's how we got that from at the gas station.

[C]

I bought that 71st of Michigan. We just talked about it last week. Urban Legend. I bought the Uncle Lou youo and urban legend.

[B]

15. You know I used to want to buy I know we gotta stop talking about it but the girls gone wild that you said I it man I'm.

[C]

About to call this I was too safe though. I didn't like that intro video.

[B]

I want to go to college bad as hell. They like I never like West Virginia University. I'm going there. Oh my God. Titty boy love me a nice little rapper. Respect. Barbie said see?

[C]

Barbie said see that's why I know how much they cost. Ain't it.

[B]

The real.

[C]

The real Dr. Miami.

[B]

What are y oh, bro.

[C]

Respect. Girls gone wild with us. You had a versatile palette, bro.

[B]

Oh yeah.

[C]

I was always a BET weekend, bro.

[B]

Yeah N. I need that N I need that dark.

[C]

It ain't matter when they but when they do the color contacts it's crazy, bro. I'm nothing on the black cat vibes, bro.

[B]

Hey, she was pretty though. I can't wait to the patreon because I want to ask I want to ask them how they feel about men wearing contacts I didn't know recently that been wearing contact Shout out to my sauce.

[C]

My sauce had great contacts in high school.

[B]

Shout out to my Hugh had hazel tricked for about 10 years.

[C]

Damn. Usually had a light brown. Yeah my sauce had the gray but they stopped though he had light blue.

[B]

This still wearing them.

[C]

My sauce is in a joint. He's in prison with them look blue eyes.

[B]

Yeah yeah. Shout out to sauce.

[C]

Ain't nobody touched my though kept his pants up.

[B]

I don't want no no question I can speak on. That's my guy.

[C]

He definitely had them kind he couldn't see cuz they was prescription.

[B]

Why he ain't just get regular, though.

[C]

When you get locked up with your.

[B]

Eyes blue.

[C]

Just grab your cap and put it in your pocket. What's the solution? Hey, you want my to go to jail blind? Nigga, that's crazy.

[B]

I'd rather be blind. Not near wrong place I can't see at. I'm not going to prison with blue eyes, cuz. I'm cool, bro.

[C]

You never know.

[B]

Pretty up.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Like this, like this. Shout out tomorrow, though, man, we gotta get out of here. Be here and tell people they grab some merch at, man.

[C]

Shopclub520.com Baby, fool with us, man.

[B]

We got some new merch, Mike. Can we tell them when it drop or just for Patreon people first? Shout out to Patreon. We're gonna play out here, man. We got some new merch on the way, man. We got a new show for y' all too, on Patreon Drop? Yeah. When is it dropping? Tomorrow? Oh, it's gonna drop tonight, man. Shout out to Barbie, man. Give her a chance to sign. She got some friends. What's it called? It's 5:20. Everywhere. Yeah. Oh, somewhere. Somewhere. Everywhere. Anywhere. Respect. She got some friends to argue with us, man. We're gonna have a good time. Listen, we appreciate y'. All. We'll catch y' all next time. Club 520 the volume. Look, if you smoke or dip, I'm going to give you a few good reasons to try Zen nicotine pouches. First, Zen is America's number one nicotine pouch brand, and Zen offers an unbelievable rewards program. There's a lot of options for nicotine satisfaction, but there's only one Zen. Visit zen.com find to find Zyn at a store near you. Again, that's zyn.com find zyn, spelled z Y N. This product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical.

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