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EJ
Finally here, man. Rest of the week all lays starting today, you know, I mean, it's going down. All college legs, no NBA.
DJ Wells
Yeah, man, I. I think personally, you know, we always talk about the fans and the viewers up their household. I'm on a mission this weekend, man. I'm. I'mma either get some money or die trying, man. Shout out to Hard Rock. Bet we gonna get this money for sure. Also shout out to StockX, man, keeping us fresh and as well. Last but certain, not least, man, shout out to the good people over there at the NCAA, man, tapping in with Club 520. We will be hosting the Slam Duck Contest, Kansas City, April 3rd is going to be a vibe, man. Can't wait to see y' all there. And Black Effects Podcast Festival in Teague, Hometown of Atlanta, Georgia, baby. 4:25, Man, April 25, pull up in the city, man. You can see us. And some other dope podcast as well, man. Same gang with me as usual. To my left, we got my dog Bishop. Be hit out the Pearlies. How you what nasty co. And actually,
EJ
let's get to it, man. Goddamn weather in that, man. Changing every five seconds. But other than that, I'm smooth, bro.
DJ Wells
Brother, I don't even know if it's just snap, bro. It's across the nation, boy. One day it was Gucci, the next day got wicked.
EJ
But yeah, it's back hot this weekend for so no. Yeah, man, get sick, man.
DJ Wells
Yeah, put your coat on, man.
EJ
A lot of y' all got weak immune systems, so get well somewhere.
Jeff
Who got the weak immune systems?
EJ
I mean, of course your nephew and Mike, but.
DJ Wells
Oh, yeah, Eminem.
EJ
Jeff was wiping his nose. And Austin too, though. Noses.
Jeff
No, that was too cold. And Austin, bro, I ain't bring out coke, bro.
DJ Wells
We gotta clarify that. Nowadays, his wifey knows me a lot of different things. Or Lamar, man, shout out to our
Jeff
guy
EJ
when he get cold, man. Nose start running, man. I don't know what that is about,
Jeff
man, but everybody knows wrong.
EJ
When he get cold like I look, I shout out to the homie. We took a flick out in the street. I didn't even see your ass behind me like this shivering. Everybody was writing like, look at Jeff stupid ass behind you.
DJ Wells
I ain't gonna lie. That pig mist Middle street was crazy. It was cold as outside.
EJ
You ain't got your shirt on. I mean, you don't got your jacket on.
Jeff
This back there, it's cold as.
DJ Wells
Nah, for sure ain't no it's funny be here. That's somebody people get sick. They're like, damn, people don't eat the Flintstone vitamins no more. N them little chalky used to save us, bro.
EJ
I don't even think nothing was in them, bro. I used to just take about six of them school with me.
Jeff
That was food game.
DJ Wells
He was take them to school with you?
EJ
Yeah, bro. That was candy, bro. It was nothing in the vitamin.
Jeff
I'm good. I used to want to eat them all the time, bro.
DJ Wells
Hey, top five, advertising, cuz. That song is still sucking my head to this day, man. For sure. Still to my right, man. We got my dog Young Nacho. Young Te. How you what?
Jeff
I'm chilling, bro. Speaking of advertising.
EJ
Yeah.
Jeff
I'm gonna be in New York in July.
DJ Wells
Okay.
Jeff
Yeah, fellas, don't book nothing, don't do nothing. I will be at Yankee Stadium.
DJ Wells
Hey.
EJ
Yes.
Jeff
Don't worry about it.
DJ Wells
We are here. Yes.
EJ
I wanna go HOV.
DJ Wells
Got two concerts in New York, boy. July 10th and 11th, man. 30th anniversary of Reasonable Doubt and 25th anniversary of Blueprint. I don't know who we know. I know this is a begging podcast. Hey, anybody we know in these offices who got to play tap in? We need tickets. I don't give a. Actually, I do care. But don't put me all the way
Jeff
at the top of Yankee Stadium, July 30th.
DJ Wells
That says July 10th and 11th, brother.
Jeff
10th and 11th.
EJ
Y' all know what that might be?
Jeff
That ain't some rel.
DJ Wells
Respectfully, if it is. That's the day interviews out working. Oh, well, we'll be there the 12th, because the 10th and 11th, I will be in New York.
Jeff
I will be watching the Blueprint.
EJ
That flight is crazy.
Jeff
New York to Vegas.
DJ Wells
Well, I'll be sick the Whole time.
Jeff
Oh, I'll be.
DJ Wells
Oh, whoever's involved, please tap in. If y' all watching this, we love you.
EJ
Book the pj. That is cold to Vegas. Jesus. Who I was looking at. I got 10 bathrooms. I can see.
Jeff
I gotta pay for that. My property in Texas.
EJ
No, that Jay Z. That concert is gonna be bro, crazy.
DJ Wells
And he doing the Roots Festival in Philly as well. Listen, man, I believe that we gonna get some new Jay Z music. I'm always something on the whole album. Mixtape, whatever it is.
EJ
For sure.
DJ Wells
I'm geeked about this. I know you was excited about this. That's why I put it. Yeah, we got a slot, bro.
Jeff
I was too hype. Matter of fact, he need to go on tour, though. He might as well just do it.
EJ
Like, I don't think he too old.
DJ Wells
Hell no. That's if he feel like it.
EJ
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Oh, like he just do a. He ain't want to go out like
Jeff
small baseball stadiums or NFL, just arena tour. Just give us a. You know, going away. I know he ain't retiring ever.
EJ
But that'd be dope though, if he wants.
Jeff
Fans need a 30 year anniversary, man.
DJ Wells
And those are two classic, classic albums. Now, if you had to pick one of them shows to bft, which one are you picking? Blueprint.
EJ
Okay.
Jeff
Blueprint every day.
EJ
Yeah, for sure.
Jeff
I love reasonable dabble. Blueprint every day.
DJ Wells
Yeah, bro. Here you don't know live. Yeah, I've never experienced that. And I've never really been to a whole album. Besides, Blueprint 3 don't really count to me, in my opinion. But I've never really been to a whole show, so I'm geeked about this.
EJ
Really?
Jeff
Yeah, bro. You ain't go to Washington.
EJ
This is gonna be my field. We went to the one in Detroit. Me and Chill went to the one in Kentucky. I seen Hov here with Jeezy. I seen Hov Dallas.
DJ Wells
It's a weird thing in my life. They're two of my favorite artists I've never seen in concert. Because something has always happened either the day of or right around. I did make it and HOV was one of them people.
EJ
Yeah, but he said wasn't the one here when he brought Jeezy up. I seen him a few. That's actually gonna be my fifth time.
DJ Wells
Yeah, I've seen. Yay.
Jeff
But yeah, I seen. Yeah, I left, though. Damn. He was what he did, Lou. What was that? Birthday bash. Future went on before him. Oh, yeah, Future murdered that bitch. Yeah, he was the Headliner, it was time to go. Cause go to compound, man.
DJ Wells
That's a wild concert though. Future than ye yeah, it was lit. Hell yeah.
Jeff
Future went crazy and ye came out with the compound, bro.
EJ
That was a cheat code, though. Yeah, cheat code for Future.
DJ Wells
Speaking of future, you know what I'm saying? I believe that new music is on the way. How y' all feel about that? Yes, there's been some quote unquote leaks that came out. He's just like, I've been in the
EJ
studio, but I've been on SoundCloud and yeah, it was confirmed to me that those wasn't no AI. Those was.
Jeff
Yeah, I heard Metro, him and Metro was getting back together. Yeah, Metro. I mean Metro. Yeah, Esco back together.
DJ Wells
Shout out to my boy Esco used
Jeff
to have Magic City turned. I don't know if Esco ever watched the show, but you know, the magic Houston show.
DJ Wells
DJ in the world.
EJ
Shout out to my Neil James. Thankful for the hospitality you showed me and my peoples.
Jeff
My dog,
EJ
he going on tour or trying to with them like the official photographer. And so it's on the way.
Jeff
Damn. Yeah, let's go. He used to have a lit magic shout out to him.
DJ Wells
56 nights. Hey, I told y' all better say you got coin this summer, bro, because people was going on tour. The Don to I gotta play, B. I gotta play Don to going on tour. Yes, sir.
Jeff
Yes.
DJ Wells
Don't take it for us. Yeah, we in there, baby. I can't wait. T go crazy. Yeah. Yes, sir, I will be.
EJ
I just want to hear Cardigan, bro.
Jeff
I I cannot. I have not heard of one of his songs yet.
DJ Wells
Oh, yeah, bro.
EJ
Y' all know I only be doing names of the song.
Jeff
I'm just saying how it sound like
DJ Wells
the hitman Charlie Wilson.
EJ
Yeah, Charlie Wilson on the song with him. Yeah, bro, that's bro, you ain't gota Y ain't got to run it through. You know Jeff going. He ain't going to hate. He ain't going to really give a good good here. Good luck.
Jeff
I've just never typed in his name. There's no disrespect. He probably.
EJ
Oh, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Jeff
I heard that one song that when he came here and performed, y' all said it was one of his bigger
EJ
songs, but I'm trying to think what concert was that we went to.
Jeff
Remember Future brought him up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
EJ
You heard this.
DJ Wells
That go up in the club. Hey, go ahead, bring what's up. Be in the building. B heard the Vibes got the dancing. Yeah.
Jeff
I ain't never heard it.
DJ Wells
Tom got some slap, especially in the concert. Yeah, the demographic will be favorable if you not tuned in, tap in for show.
Jeff
I just seen him at the future concert. He had like, church shoes on.
DJ Wells
Oh, yeah. He played can't say the him and Travis Scott.
EJ
All the fireworks.
DJ Wells
Yeah, the banger.
Jeff
Can't interrupt it.
DJ Wells
What's going on, Barbie?
Jeff
How you can't say.
DJ Wells
You can say, man. You don't with Travis Scott, though, when I with you? Ain't too familiar with catalog. It's a banger. Yeah, he.
Jeff
He like Travis Scott, like damn near big rock star songs. That ain't my life.
EJ
He's a little bit more mellow though, bro. He's more of a musician, though.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
EJ
Same sound.
Jeff
Jumping across
DJ Wells
is more like that. Don Todd was more swaggy. I'm with the vibes.
EJ
The tempo was just different, but the sound is very much the same.
Jeff
I got this.
EJ
I got this heavy auto tune.
Jeff
Yeah. Yeah. That ain't dang. Only auto tune I like is t pain.
DJ Wells
Oh, man. Don't sleep future, my boy. Don't.
Jeff
Tower B.
DJ Wells
Did you see all the people in the cardi b outfits? I didn't know that there was a dress code for this. Was you aware? Okay. Business casual. Yeah, yeah.
EJ
Seen a lot of church stockings in the building, man.
DJ Wells
Yeah, a lot of JCPenney stockings in the building.
Jeff
For sure. They said people looking bummy as hell. Indianapolis.
DJ Wells
Damn, man. That's about See you like that, man.
EJ
Give us some more. Everybody enjoyed the costume.
Jeff
Indianapolis. Got some fire, little mama. Okay.
DJ Wells
I'm happy people enjoyed themselves because that ticket was definitely very expensive. Say the least. He's gotta move on from.
EJ
Yes, we do. A lot of them everywhere has ugly people.
Jeff
I ain't say nobody was ugly. Whoa, what are you doing?
EJ
I mean, you're his double down. Be like. Like he Jeff says. I'm like hamo.
Barbie
Yeah.
Jeff
I didn't say anything that said walk. You don't say I called anyone. I didn't say that. I just said they said it was so bumpy.
DJ Wells
I didn't say they didn't.
EJ
Look, we know what he likes.
DJ Wells
Respect. Yeah.
Jeff
You even have your mic on?
Barbie
Whole time.
Jeff
Thanks, Barb. Dang.
DJ Wells
You're welcome to Barbie.
Jeff
Well, anyway,
Barbie
a little strawberry tequila joint. You got vodka.
Jeff
Okay.
Barbie
I was stressed that I had to go back to work today, so I didn't have time to think of a drink or a name.
DJ Wells
But we'll get back to season two barbecue.
Barbie
Cheers.
Jeff
Throw something in the cup.
Barbie
It's good though. It's good. I made sure it was good.
EJ
It's definitely good. But Barbie, like we, we have to stay on course at work.
Barbie
I know.
EJ
Speak how of your work environment. Trust me, it'll work out.
Jeff
Yes. She's like, right?
DJ Wells
They did all the work.
EJ
I always speak high of your workplace.
Jeff
Barbie, how many more days you got?
Barbie
Depends on what tomorrow look like.
DJ Wells
That's why I love tomorrow. Speaking of music, could you please go to the Afroman clip? Y' all remember Afro, man. I'm like banker back today because I got high.
Jeff
Okay?
DJ Wells
So the police a couple years ago broke into his crib off of random anonymous tip. And they ran through his and it up for no reason. So he started trolling them and made songs about this shit. So now they're in like a civil court situation. He made a song like making fun of all the cops and putting their names out out there. And they are pissed. Go ahead, play this, man.
Jeff
Freedom of speech.
DJ Wells
Now they sue me.
Jeff
I should be allowed to sing about my life.
Barbie
Look at his suit.
DJ Wells
And police officers that violate my home,
Jeff
steal my money, should not be allowed to sue me.
Barbie
In August of 2022, Adams county deputies raided the home of Joseph Foreman, better known as the rapper Afroman. They had a search warrant tied to an investigation into possible drugs and kidnapping victims.
Jeff
Dang it. They didn't charge me for any crimes.
DJ Wells
They didn't find no large amounts of
Jeff
marijuana or whatever narcotic. They were saying they didn't find any kidnapping victims.
Barbie
Afroman was never charged with a crime. After the raid, deputies seized thousands of dollars in cash that was later returned. But afroman says about $400 was never recovered. Responsible for paying for the repairs.
Jeff
The guy started laughing and waddling his head.
DJ Wells
He go, we're not required to do that.
Jeff
And they were unapologetic.
Barbie
Afroman used his own security footage from the raids in a music video to make money to pay for the damages sustained to his home.
EJ
I got freedom of speech.
Jeff
I used my personal life to write my music.
EJ
That house look crazy. I was going to clean my room,
DJ Wells
but then I got,
Jeff
will you help
DJ Wells
me repair my door?
Jeff
I'm singing about what actually happened to me.
Barbie
Deputies who appear in the video are now suing the rapper for the damages caused by their faces being in the videos.
DJ Wells
Yeah, he put them on front street.
EJ
They shitty about disconnect your camera.
Jeff
Saying something about it, bro.
DJ Wells
Hilarious, bro. So he trolled them for a year, made a song, made a music video mocking him and everything. And these People are pissed. So they took him to civil court.
EJ
Oh, it clicked.
Jeff
Yeah, I forgot about that. He still had like his jeans. Like when it comes to hair is great because this fro is.
EJ
And I never knew what he looked like. He's looked like that's him and the that same 25 letters on my side.
DJ Wells
Time to get paid.
Jeff
Know what the classic about start rapping Wayne. Still alive.
DJ Wells
Now shout to you know be here Ht screwed up Click legend for sure. That is crazy though. He made a music video trolling the people and them cops was mad. They just like he put our faces on the Internet. Yeah, y' all did some crazy man. He allowed to do that.
Barbie
Exactly.
DJ Wells
But they having a real court case about. This is fucking hilarious.
EJ
4300 from that day. What? They said thousand off. Think they might have a make room.
DJ Wells
I thought he had 50k.
EJ
At least 50. He said I spread his 43.
DJ Wells
He said I need that 400 back n pay. What you wait. Man. I can't wait to see the this game. That is absolutely hilarious. But shout out to Afro man. Man, what a time for sure. What else we got up here, man?
Jeff
I want to clean my room.
DJ Wells
Oh, yeah. Please play this shout out to our Madonna's family. I came across this. We talking about advertisement and videos. I haven't seen this in so long. But this is when they was really wilding out here in these streets, man.
Jeff
Oh, this is my.
Barbie
I swear
DJ Wells
the real traffic. Oh, girl, I know your secret.
Jeff
That was bugging right here.
Barbie
This is fire.
Jeff
You went to McDonald's.
DJ Wells
It just ain't fair. Why can't you share your love with me?
Barbie
Nice song. But you're still not getting any of my crispy juicy.
Jeff
You got a 10 piece. Sting I love.
Barbie
That was fire.
EJ
Yeah, that's in peace, girl.
Jeff
Don't be Sting, man.
EJ
What the was that?
Barbie
You don't remember that? That is so funny.
Jeff
That was one of the best commercials ever, bro.
Barbie
Stuck in my head.
Jeff
I can't believe. And that's fake, right? Let's make it worse. I wonder who was running McDonald's that time and said, yo, we gonna make
DJ Wells
a music video set. There we go.
EJ
That was definitely the black side.
Jeff
About a 10 piece.
Barbie
That was Jamie Foxx with a jingle.
EJ
What year was that? Y' all was kids.
DJ Wells
No, bro, this was like mid 2000s.
Jeff
Yeah, we was kids. We was kids.
EJ
I said. I said I cleaned it up.
DJ Wells
What's one of your favorite commercial jingles? And stick your all the time.
Barbie
I don't got a jingle like an actual music thing. But it was like a Super bowl commercial when the girl was like, you lit liquor.
DJ Wells
Oh, hell yeah.
Barbie
You remember that one?
DJ Wells
I do remember that.
Barbie
You're a cootie queen. You're a lint liquor.
EJ
I definitely remember that one.
Barbie
I don't even know what it was over.
Jeff
Playing right wise, playing right rice.
DJ Wells
See how boil.
EJ
Yeah, anything J.
Jeff
Fox. That's what I remember. Jingle Su.
DJ Wells
That was fire the astro bed. Shout out.
Barbie
That's crazy rock.
EJ
What was old girl, she could sing like a boy.
Jeff
She started killing this song.
EJ
She got my jailed up. She started kissing my on stage.
Jeff
He said that opening act, man. Where y' all come out, man? Look like.
EJ
Speaking of that, he was out of pocket. He had that in the room with him. With Fancy pulled up.
Jeff
That's definitely better than first person.
DJ Wells
One of the most underrated black sitcoms of all time. Bro is hilarious, bro.
EJ
It for sure is, bro. Now that I go back and really
Jeff
think bro, it's definitely better.
EJ
Some legendary moments, cuz I don't be remembering too much of nothing, bro.
DJ Wells
About junior king, bro. Save every penny, bro.
EJ
That's funny as.
DJ Wells
All right, you go ahead and play. We having some more today. Day one of my wife being a bread winner in the house. Barbie, this for you.
EJ
All right.
Barbie
I don't like that song. This whole place changed to be. You a stay at home dad. What you doing, baby?
Jeff
Is she talking about.
EJ
Well, who is she talking to?
DJ Wells
That's a handyman. That's her nigga in the shirt.
Jeff
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Barbie
Wait, did y' all see him in there?
Jeff
Yeah, I didn't at all.
Barbie
I didn't.
DJ Wells
I'm like, wait, what that black as
Jeff
hell with the wall.
DJ Wells
The wall is great, by the way.
Barbie
Yeah, like what? I did not see him. I thought that.
Jeff
I thought that was like some extra shit on the tub, like a sheet
EJ
or some shit out full service.
DJ Wells
I think it was laughing up.
Jeff
What she telling nigga get out for?
EJ
Why? I couldn't understand.
Barbie
She paying to get something fixed and he could have fixed it so she like, get your ass out. That's how I took it out.
EJ
Wait till I get done rinsing off.
DJ Wells
Yeah, look at his face, though.
Jeff
He walked in there, though.
Barbie
Yeah, he didn't see his ass either because what
EJ
I got a 10 piece.
Barbie
Don't be standing.
EJ
You cool with being a breadwinner?
Barbie
I was talking to the girls about this. If I could come home to a clean house, cook meal kids, taking care of some infection, some head. Yes.
Jeff
You sound like a dude.
Barbie
That's lovely. Like, that's lovely. No lip. I don't want to hear.
DJ Wells
Oh, wow.
Barbie
Just listen to my day and, yeah, I'll pay your bills and buy you some nice. Get your hair cut, buy some shoes.
Jeff
I can play that role. I stay home.
DJ Wells
That for sure.
Jeff
I can't clean nobody.
DJ Wells
Kids going daycare, though.
EJ
Yeah, okay. Yeah, I can't be. No, stay home, dad.
Jeff
I'm nothing.
EJ
Yes, but I could. I cook it. Clean already, though.
DJ Wells
You will clean up.
Jeff
Unless you come to the door and have her slippers.
EJ
I will clean the house, but I'm not. No, I'm not no house dad, though. That's kind of crazy.
Jeff
I'm not cleaning no house.
EJ
No, you can't sweep and mop my name.
Jeff
No, I clean it without live by myself.
EJ
Okay.
Barbie
How often do your cleaners come?
DJ Wells
Damn.
Barbie
I'm just saying, when you have a huge house, you can't be cleaner.
EJ
Asking, what you got. 10 piece. When's the last time you mopped, Nick?
Jeff
I ain't never mopped.
EJ
You never mopped the floor? Damn. You are removed from the real world.
Jeff
You gotta think I had sisters growing up.
Barbie
Brothers didn't have to do.
Jeff
I had three sisters.
EJ
I know, but they never said like, you do it today?
Jeff
No, they ain't take out the trash.
DJ Wells
Okay.
EJ
Did you ever wash a dish?
DJ Wells
Yeah.
EJ
Okay.
Jeff
They ain't cut the yard.
DJ Wells
That's one of the worst shorts of all time. Oh, my mama.
Jeff
It used to be 95 degrees out there. My daddy would be playing mid basketball. He'd be like, jeff, you ain't cut that grass today. I had to run all the way from Philip house. Cut the grass, the grass up. Then he mad cause I it up, man. Yeah, that shit some early on.
DJ Wells
That was my finesse. Cut the grass and just cut it off. Terrible. Don't ask me, do it again.
Jeff
I tried this. My dad will make you walk with him and be like, this is how you gonna do it. Yeah, my dad like that.
EJ
Yeah.
DJ Wells
And probably OG Did y' all have a push or automatic?
Jeff
Oh, we had a push.
DJ Wells
Oh, no, I had automatic. I was nothing on that.
Barbie
Like a riding mower.
DJ Wells
No, like, it had a little switch at the bottom of it where it went by itself. You just had a switch on my. The push line more. Yeah, you Had a workout.
EJ
Yeah.
Jeff
That's how I learned how to jump. My dad walking our tippy toes when we cut a girl. Damn.
EJ
Wow, bro.
Jeff
And then my older brother made some strim shoes. Put a block under them. And we used to cut the grass that.
DJ Wells
Hey, the strip shoes. Everybody who used to have those, you probably have a good lawsuit right now. Achilles and calves are probably destroyed.
EJ
First person I ever seen walk with them.
DJ Wells
Who?
EJ
Ronnie Corney.
Jeff
That walked like that permanently.
EJ
Yeah.
Jeff
Still walk around to be up.
EJ
Yeah.
Jeff
His wife was destroyed day one.
DJ Wells
Had stupid bounce, though. Go ahead and play this too, Lou.
EJ
I can't believe this. Never mobbed before.
Jeff
Why would I mop?
EJ
To clean your floor.
DJ Wells
But I got.
Jeff
Do you have many sisters? You got. Your sister's way older than you, though, right? They was out the house when you was.
EJ
Barbie said you got cleaning services and.
Jeff
Oh, y' all talking about when I made to NBA if I was my. Hey, y' all drunk.
DJ Wells
Not even like, rookie year 2012.
EJ
Rookie year.
Jeff
Yes. All my homegirls, y' all think, man, they used to be like, y' all is living crazy. They gonna clean it up.
EJ
You know what? You're right.
Jeff
I just let you know y' all had no hoes.
DJ Wells
You would have copies.
Jeff
They had a ho. Okay.
DJ Wells
They gonna say, t, we have.
EJ
Make that mean when. If you gotta pop your house, nigga, you don't got no.
Jeff
Is that true?
EJ
No.
Barbie
Nobody wants to come over and they feet and dirty when they take their socks off.
DJ Wells
So I can see a girl coming down dirty.
Jeff
But I'm just saying, like, if you with a girl, usually they spend your crib. They gonna.
Barbie
Yeah. If she with you.
Jeff
Yeah.
DJ Wells
Now, Barbie, obviously not about your bigwear. Somebody, you know, talked to or kind of dealt with that you cleaned up the house or use the girl who stayed after the party was over and cleaned up.
Barbie
Oh, like my people. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Like, when we go on trips and like that. I'm gonna make sure it's cleaned up.
DJ Wells
No, I'm talking about somebody like you had may be involved with to talk to or is entertaining. Like, you ever pulling up, like, you know what I'm gonna bust this down for, you know what I'm saying? I'm gonna make sure this.
Jeff
She want nobody else to stay. The party was happening, the chips was everywhere. She made sure she was lasting loose.
Barbie
It depends on how the party was going.
EJ
I just feel like I have to tidy up a little.
Jeff
Yeah, I'm gonna do all the other shit. I'm gonna grab all the garbage, tie that but when it's time to get my. Take your socks off and shoes and all that.
DJ Wells
The mop should get that swifter.
Jeff
Go crazy.
Barbie
Yeah.
DJ Wells
And honestly, I used to hate the girl. They just want to stay around. I'm gonna clean up. I don't want you here.
Barbie
And he gonna ask me if I was that girl.
Jeff
I didn't mind.
DJ Wells
Yeah. They didn't block it because you're not the one I want to stay.
Jeff
I'll be like, stay in that eighth room over there.
Barbie
Yeah. No, never press like that. And that's it depends on how the event was going. Because whoever face you in had that clean up. I with you.
DJ Wells
See, that's it.
Barbie
I said for my homeboys, like, yeah, some quick little. But like somebody I'm entertaining. Yeah, you see, you just said the girl that wants to stay and clean over is annoying.
DJ Wells
Most times she's the one that you probably don't want to say, but you know what I'm saying. If you was gonna say trying to separate yourself from the pack.
EJ
Nah, I ain't got to clean up my whole house. I might as well crack.
Barbie
Like, might as well.
EJ
It's crazy. Like, honestly, that's crazy.
DJ Wells
You don't make the rotel did the sympathy me.
Barbie
Yeah. That's what I'm saying now. Even if I have did. No, I never don't bend over.
EJ
Florence let me floor you.
Barbie
The maid. Yeah, you got your maid outfit. Hi, babe.
DJ Wells
Go ahead, play stepdad. Return to the camping trip. Stepson to catch the real dad to bed with the mom.
Barbie
Oh,
EJ
this how you moving?
DJ Wells
No,
Jeff
Get the gun.
DJ Wells
What do you say?
Barbie
Look at his hair.
EJ
Wait, he took the son camping?
Jeff
Yeah, he took that.
Barbie
They say he only do for his
Jeff
son and the real daddy lady,
DJ Wells
look
Barbie
how she knocked his hair. They was having fun.
DJ Wells
He saw an awful braids and he came over there.
Barbie
He got wicks.
EJ
Now.
DJ Wells
He mad. Shit.
Jeff
Yeah, I'll be pretty mad.
EJ
Yeah, that's. That's raging.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Barbie
Should be put out the house. I'm sure he pays all the bills. I don't care who name it is. Get out. Yeah, you and your son.
Jeff
I'm with me.
Barbie
For real. You want to be with his dad? Go ahead. Y' all be a whole family.
Jeff
I'm just gonna ship y' all together. I wouldn't be mad at him. I'm like, damn.
EJ
Cause he let her. She let him come in the hanger.
Barbie
That's insane.
EJ
That is wild.
Barbie
And he don't take care of his kid.
Jeff
But I'm happy for y'. All.
EJ
Man, took this nigga's son camping.
Jeff
Right on, bro.
Barbie
Like, I love you, Junior, but go ahead and leave that game for me. Thank you. Ask your daddy.
Jeff
Lead them J's right here too, little.
EJ
Oh, yeah. Everything must stay.
Barbie
I'm about to get another step.
DJ Wells
Don't worry, little homie can't keep.
Barbie
Ask your dad.
EJ
My mama, if that ever happened to me, a will walk out my house naked.
Barbie
Literally. Bye.
EJ
Felt butt naked.
DJ Wells
He said do the walk.
Barbie
Hopefully the daddy got a car come
EJ
pick that up on the corner. And his mama, boy, that's up. Bless his soul, man. Hopefully he doing well today.
Barbie
I told y' all girls be up, too.
Jeff
He didn't smoke.
EJ
Girls be up.
Barbie
Women be up. I say that they be up.
Jeff
You ever did something like that?
Barbie
I don't cheat.
Jeff
What we got next, dj?
Barbie
Why you throw your head like that?
Jeff
No, just looking at the next teak.
Barbie
So messy.
Jeff
I'm just talking.
DJ Wells
While we on special today, shout out to Sheila Tyler Perry, Legend.
Jeff
Ain't they doing a remake of this?
DJ Wells
They are. And this is one of my favorite parts of the movie, which her new man found out she was taking care of her ex. That was terrible.
Jeff
The hell are you doing here?
DJ Wells
No mad what he got on the V neck. Some kind of fool or something.
Barbie
The hell
DJ Wells
supposed to be here.
Jeff
I can't take him serious.
DJ Wells
He be having that same process. Just take it again.
EJ
Yeah, rightfully so.
DJ Wells
She out of pocket.
Barbie
She's a sweet woman, cuz. I ain't got for you after you dog me. The way he laughed at her in that damn lingerie. I felt that pain.
EJ
He tore her ass off when he
DJ Wells
told she to drive up the mountain. And my so just playing with me.
EJ
She was trying to f so she can get her new a job.
Jeff
I ain't never watched that movie.
DJ Wells
You have that movie?
Barbie
Oh, my God, bro.
EJ
That one.
DJ Wells
Top five.
EJ
Hilarious.
Jeff
Can't take him serious.
EJ
Top five.
Jeff
Don't he play on the Browns or something like that?
EJ
Yes, he acted a fool a couple times in there, too.
Jeff
I can't. I can't watch.
DJ Wells
Nah, bro.
Jeff
Shorty became a lawyer and she was a crackhead.
EJ
No, no.
DJ Wells
That's a house of pain. She had the best redemption arc of all time. She went from being a crackhead to a lawyer in a matter of come
Jeff
up with Beauty is Black.
DJ Wells
Oh, Beauty is black. Beauty is black. She.
EJ
I don't know what that.
DJ Wells
She had a traumatic upbring girl.
Jeff
Shorty was on crack, became a lawyer, cuz.
DJ Wells
I mean, that's fire, bro.
EJ
Janine Was at the house, bro. Like it was scenes of Janine at the crib, bro.
DJ Wells
Boy you got. He put everything nail it to the ground. He cleaned out the house.
Jeff
Hey man, she was a crackhead cuz she a lawyer.
EJ
Uncle Curtis he was so over his nephew. I said Janine shot is crazy. That didn't date a for a long time.
DJ Wells
He took her back every time.
EJ
Going back to get your from the crack house is nuts, bro. That pulled up there a few times with auntie she tried to pray for. She told go get out of here. I' ma do it again.
Barbie
Is that on Netflix? The beauty is the crazy.
DJ Wells
The rest of the new season comes out I believe in a couple weeks. Oh yeah, say less. I am tapping in for sure. I don't know her come up was crazy, bro.
Jeff
Bro, she was the bottom tier stripper, bro. Bottom tier billionaire, bro.
DJ Wells
She.
Jeff
She gotta watch it.
EJ
Wait, wait wait.
Jeff
She was just a stripper bottom and
DJ Wells
she wasn't like she wasn't on the market.
EJ
Janine was a dope thing. I'm thinking this was God.
DJ Wells
Oh no.
Jeff
I think the crap come up is crazy.
EJ
No, that's what I know, bro.
DJ Wells
She went for her home girl to get a BBL in a motel and she just told her to drink a fit and woke up with a new ass.
EJ
Damn.
DJ Wells
About to die. About to die.
EJ
What was she bad though?
Jeff
No, ain't nothing bad on there.
DJ Wells
Yeah, it. It's wicked actually. I'm a ro. Janine. Yeah.
Jeff
Yeah.
DJ Wells
Crackhead to passing the bar.
Jeff
You are allergic. You pass is out of pocket. He make both shows. That's why I that legendary work.
DJ Wells
Yes. Beauty Black. We'll be back I with that show now. Yeah. Kimy. Hey.
Jeff
The light skinned chick on there, she a demon.
DJ Wells
Mallory is a real one.
Jeff
Yeah, she. Yeah.
Barbie
Oh, she's pretty.
Jeff
She pretty in the mud. But she wild on the show.
DJ Wells
Oh yeah. It's one of my favorite shows. Complete chaos across the board. Please tap in if you have it.
Jeff
He pretty on there. I'm saying they characters. They make them look dusty.
DJ Wells
Everybody is equally unhinged on the show. Like even Debbie Morgan's wild.
Barbie
I gotta tap it.
DJ Wells
She was. She was hooping on a and then she killed him afterwards. Yeah.
Jeff
Slice.
DJ Wells
Yeah, it's a wild show for sure.
EJ
Wow.
DJ Wells
Speaking of movies, man. Shout out to centers man. Getting those Oscars, man. For sure, man. Shout out to Ryan Cougar. Shout out to Michael B. Jordan. They definitely deserved a little bit more than me. They got. They just do, man. They did a hell of a job with that movie, especially as an original screenplay. It was dope to see them get their flowers.
EJ
Man.
DJ Wells
I wish Delroy would have got his as well. Sean Penn with crazy in the movie. I went to amused by the movie that won picture of the year. Another battle. I forgot the name of it. With Sean Penn and Tiana Taylor. Yeah. Another battle after another. I wasn't the biggest fan of that movie. It was definitely a solid movie. I didn't think it was better than Sitters. One battle after another. It had Teon Taylor.
Jeff
It's about the war some.
DJ Wells
Nah, nah. I mean Leonardo's in it. He did a good job as well. It has some good actors in as well. I just wasn't as sold. It was the best movie but shout out to them they did their job great as well. But center's man getting they just do on the plane.
Jeff
They had that on the plane.
DJ Wells
Are you tapped in on the plane for that movie?
Jeff
No.
DJ Wells
Yeah, I guess. Look at that.
Jeff
But that to be the best movie out I I it didn't I ain't my bad. I gotta check it out.
Barbie
Yeah watch that on your way back home in your private jet. I said delay. Teague would never I think I said he's about to call a jet. Yeah, your ass was gone. They said it's no other flights but jets. Jeff's home. I said damn, I told you I
EJ
was gonna get a private from Chicago.
DJ Wells
Let's talk about it, boy. He was also Texas where I heart podcast award shout out to everybody who won because we did not.
Jeff
I love I heart they cool people. Whatever it is. Swear to God I ain't going ever again.
DJ Wells
They put us on the BET side screen, bro.
Jeff
In the commercial that said sports podcast of the year goes to.
EJ
What the that threw me off. I was like, wow.
DJ Wells
Listen, we saw everybody else. They was playing clips and stuff.
Jeff
Mike, you've been rolling.
DJ Wells
We all huddling up like what clip
Jeff
they gonna play for us? What about they play the D Wade. Oh, we laughing and shit. Swear we like what about they played
DJ Wells
this one there some other winners from tonight. Best sports podcast part my take. Oh, they didn't even they still.
Jeff
Yeah.
EJ
Nobody even came ask me.
Jeff
Why are you here? We got a podcast. What's it called?
DJ Wells
I said oh Lord, I can't come to this moment now for sure, man. Shout out to our heart man degree room was fire man. Red carpet was fun man. They showed us love. Yeah. Shout out to part my take getting the dub man. But but just to be amongst that is definitely a blessing. Like they said, 4 million podcasts in the world, bro. For us to be even in the nomination is super fire, man. Shouts to my guys, man, came through. I wish they just would have called
Jeff
us and said, hey, yo, we ain't gonna really like show y'.
DJ Wells
All.
EJ
Yeah, that would have saved us a lot of time.
Jeff
Yeah, I wouldn't have to get the private jet like Barbie said.
DJ Wells
Hey. Cause our journey, boy, was wicked, boy. If you was flying anywhere this weekend or early this week, God bless you. They was canceling flights. The weather was od. If you was anywhere near Texas, boy, you was definitely living inside that airport. We had a, what, eight hour delay. Woke up and said, damn. Another day in Austin.
Jeff
I felt crazy for y'. All.
Barbie
Shout out to Austin's tsa, though, because a lot of them wasn't going in because of the partial government shutdown. They were real nice.
EJ
They was.
Barbie
We got. We got straight through. We got there too early. We was worried about, you know, the long line.
Jeff
Mike lied to you. Damn.
DJ Wells
Pay the people, man. TSA agents.
Jeff
What time was your six?
DJ Wells
It was supposed to be at 11.
Barbie
11. We got home at 12.
Jeff
We got home at 12.
DJ Wells
Yeah, it got a little weak.
Barbie
It was crazy.
EJ
It was.
DJ Wells
I ain't gonna autocorrect that one. Whenever you got home, we ever got
Jeff
home clean, she had to go stop by somewhere.
Barbie
No, I went straight to get my baby.
Jeff
Everybody else, they corrected them. I'm coming. 12:30. I was on 10. 10, 10.
EJ
Oh, for sure. A thousand percent.
DJ Wells
Rub my feet together, boy.
Jeff
I was nice and sleep.
DJ Wells
Hey, was he in the group chat? He said, damn, I'm in Chicago.
EJ
I'm like, nigga, why didn't you check and see how many flights was left? You just left us destroyed like that.
Barbie
Like, that's why I thought your assistant would have, like, hooked it up for us. There's another flight you gotta land in Chicago.
DJ Wells
All right, what else we got today?
Barbie
We was left to die. Who assisted Mike's assistant?
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Barbie
Because that's some. You know, to put it together, help us all out. I'm just saying we was there for another 12 hours and I had to get wake up and go back to work.
Jeff
Gunshots.
DJ Wells
Oh, man. Never change. Barb, you are hilarious, man.
Jeff
Barb, you on safe for the rest of the show. That was a good one, man.
EJ
Fuck it. Just stay.
Jeff
Yeah, that was a good one.
DJ Wells
We here now. Fuck it.
Jeff
I like that one. Barbie.
Barbie
I'm stressed.
DJ Wells
That was hilarious.
Jeff
That is a T. That is a Tigger. That's a Tigger right there.
DJ Wells
That's what I call a tiger.
Barbie
Motherfuckers never loved us. It was left for dead.
DJ Wells
That's a tiger.
Jeff
I like that one. You did A be here early earlier this week.
DJ Wells
You did a B here when you hit us with the.
Jeff
You had to be here moment.
EJ
Respect to the family. That's a lot going on with them right now.
DJ Wells
Oh, yeah. We're not talking about that clip, but that was crazy. We're here now talking about AJ saying what he preferred. A lot of people was not feeling that.
Barbie
Whoa.
DJ Wells
They was not feeling that at all.
Jeff
Let's talk about magic,
EJ
The real j.
DJ Wells
I am the birdman jr. Baby oil. She's going for 50 to be baby oil is crazy.
EJ
EJ, I respect love who you love. EJ just said he don't like gay men.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Barbie
Oh, good.
DJ Wells
And that. And that was stirred a lot of conversations that we are not going to indulge in, but.
EJ
Right.
DJ Wells
But love you with love.
Jeff
Yeah.
DJ Wells
Him and Ray J have been wild.
Jeff
What? All right, come on. Yeah.
DJ Wells
Ray J wild. Hey, man. Shout out. Shout out to broken play, man. Shout out to the aggregated the game, man. For sure. Go ahead and play this little. This is hilarious, man.
Barbie
You know what happened to me one year, this guy that I was dating in high school, long story short, he was like,
EJ
what? I don't remember.
Barbie
Well, great. We were both in. But it's.
EJ
Oh, use the school too.
Barbie
We were both in school. Okay. And he played for like a rival team. And he was. He was a guy I talked to and he ended up dunking on my brother.
Jeff
Oh, man.
Barbie
Like that. Like that. And then they ended up making it like a. Like, it made like a newspaper.
EJ
So did you stay with me?
Barbie
I mean. Yeah.
Jeff
How was your brother?
Barbie
He was embarrassed as like. And then obviously he like, hey, bro. Like, he took his ill, obviously, but he just was like, hey, Bro, tell Buddy I gotta see him.
Jeff
Bro.
Barbie
I gotta see Buddy and I know I'm gonna see him. He gonna be at the house, bro.
EJ
I don't know.
Barbie
Got to see him. Never said we were fucking dunking on your sister.
EJ
Well, you duck on a hand talking to a sister, that's tough. Them tough times on you in our teabag.
Barbie
He's still going. He's still going.
EJ
She ain't even saying, cuz.
Barbie
What can she say?
EJ
It didn't happen. At least on camera.
Jeff
Had that ever happened to y', all, though?
EJ
Like, ain't never punched on me.
Jeff
Definitely ducked on you.
EJ
Never, never slam, jammed on me.
Jeff
Definitely cross you over and ducked on you.
EJ
Only you. That's it.
Jeff
No, but you never like. Yeah, I never had like, best with like a somebody's sister.
EJ
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Jeff
And you, like, knew him, though.
EJ
Yeah, yeah, I know that.
Jeff
Got to be a bad like you.
DJ Wells
Pull over here, boy. What's up? Not here for you, gang.
EJ
It was when we was grown too.
Jeff
That's a bad feeling.
DJ Wells
Oh, they about to smoke one. I a know. Not with you.
EJ
Your sister for the smoke one and not the one. I about smoke the real side. This is my pants.
DJ Wells
The real bad boy. Ever did that talk to one of your friends brothers or something like that, though?
Barbie
No, I haven't.
Jeff
No, I seen my. Somebody did that with me. Like my older sisters. I like. Who with. They know they older than me though, bro. Coming to the door like y' all trying to hoop.
Barbie
Oh, damn. He was not getting this house.
EJ
But see, that's different though, bro. Hell, because your sister's older you. That's different.
Jeff
Yeah, but it just, you know, I mean, that ain't here.
DJ Wells
It's still out of pocket.
Jeff
Yeah, it feel real.
EJ
I feel like you gotta have like an age gap if a like four or five years older than you, bro. That's you, little bro.
Jeff
I was little, bro. I was little, bro.
EJ
Yeah, These was like a year or two apart, bro.
Barbie
Bro.
Jeff
Yeah.
EJ
So I was like, damn, bro. I mean, it happened, bro.
Jeff
I ain't hooked somebody sister that I knew. For real? For real.
DJ Wells
It's always funny when you play in men's league and stuff like that. Maybe not sister, stuff like that. You see somebody pull up, but, like, respect.
EJ
That Man's leg is filthy, boy.
DJ Wells
One of the worst things ever to happen.
EJ
Still bringing their girls to them. Watch them hoop at the men's league.
DJ Wells
But it don't be they girls. It be they somebody they just connected with.
EJ
Yes, to the summer league game.
Jeff
I take that back.
DJ Wells
Oh, yes.
Jeff
For somebody's sister.
EJ
We know you did. Oh, dj. So people just pull up with their shorts.
Jeff
It was the age difference. So they don't count.
EJ
Yeah, yeah, bro.
Jeff
They was little bros to me too.
EJ
Yes, bro. This stuff. Damn, bro. This is the worst. I want try to throw. You move to dj. Talk about these pulling over the horse to the.
DJ Wells
Oh, yeah, the men's league.
EJ
I'm not bringing nothing. I'm just cramming to my men's league.
Jeff
Shout out to my Trav, man. I was talking about my Trav.
DJ Wells
Used to do that.
Jeff
We played in North Carolina. He used to bring, like, all different girls to the game. From Winston. Yeah, we used to call him Corny when we was in school for that. Like, why do you bring every girl to the game, bro? And you not even killing.
DJ Wells
That would be the funny part.
Barbie
Embarrassing.
DJ Wells
Yeah. They'll bring that girl to the misery game and have six points.
Barbie
This one for you and you, miss.
EJ
Have you ever been to a summer league game for men's league game?
Barbie
No.
EJ
To watch somebody who.
Barbie
You ever seen like 30 plus?
DJ Wells
Yeah, I know.
Jeff
You ever seen the memes where they'd be like, I said I wanted to marry.
Barbie
That's what I'm about to say.
EJ
Like, literally, they show like 2Mac or something about him.
Barbie
What a. A sweatband on.
Jeff
I said I want to be.
EJ
Sweatband is crazy.
Barbie
That's how I imagine the 30 plus league.
EJ
Damn. With sweatbands.
Barbie
Sweat.
Jeff
I be playing in them leagues. Goddamn sweatband on.
DJ Wells
The rule is, if you have on accessories, you have to be cold sweatpants.
Barbie
You be having a little sweatpants. I do hoop and sweatpants.
EJ
I do remember one time. Never mind who had a.
Jeff
Who had something going on. Nope. You hear. I would like to hear
Barbie
T shirts under the jersey.
EJ
One of our hit. That girl better stay at the car, though. When she pulled up, when she came to get him, he's. I'll be there. This is a big old Thundercat. It's a legend, man. But respect.
Barbie
Don't you ever.
Jeff
I already know who it is.
EJ
Yeah. I said, damn, boy, get some respect.
DJ Wells
Hey, man, respect.
Barbie
I would have been out there cheerleading. Go big girl. What you gonna do, Coco? Cause why you gonna try to hide me in the car?
EJ
I'm just saying. Well, have you guys seen the.
Barbie
Oh, she was looking for him.
EJ
Girl, he in that.
Barbie
What she gonna be in.
EJ
He on his way to.
DJ Wells
He almost done. They got about five minutes left. Take them nachos back in the car.
EJ
Grab that man. I'm hollering.
Jeff
At you.
Barbie
Introduce me to the team, baby.
EJ
And she pulled up to the front door of the factory. Front door, slid the van open for my. I said, damn,
Jeff
Luna.
DJ Wells
She slid the van up like the 18.
Jeff
Slid the van.
Barbie
What kind of van? Big old.
EJ
Big old white woman for sure.
Barbie
That might have been my uncle
EJ
lineage, Probably.
Jeff
Yeah.
DJ Wells
Shout out to your kid folks.
Jeff
All right, man, Your uncle like him like that.
Barbie
He said, I want the biggest, fattest, ugliest white girl ever. Why he love him all my mixed cousins. Baby mama's big.
DJ Wells
Did he need somewhere to stay or.
Barbie
I don't know what he was doing. He said they treat him like they nice.
DJ Wells
Shout out to his.
EJ
Got no choice to be with love.
DJ Wells
Speaking of music, man, another battle will take place. Okay, 26 tame tank versus Tyrese be here. How you feel about this? Oh, this is.
Jeff
This is an easy one for Tank.
EJ
Tank, bro.
DJ Wells
Easy win.
EJ
My Jay Valentine, too. He gonna put the list together for him.
DJ Wells
RV money podcast, though.
Jeff
What are you gonna shoot this at la?
DJ Wells
It's for the ladies. Yeah.
EJ
The sad part is about this, though.
Jeff
We should go to this show.
EJ
I wouldn't mind, but I don't know how much Tyrese has written me, so. Yeah, that. I don't.
DJ Wells
I don't want to give t crazy.
EJ
I want to give Tank the easy win. But if that's how easy you got.
DJ Wells
Easy. Yeah. I hope they treat this like a separation music.
EJ
That's what I'm saying. Jamie Fox or Mario Brown. It's over, Aaliyah.
Barbie
It's fire.
DJ Wells
Now. The funny part is since the be the group together, if they play the same song, that be hilarious.
Jeff
Hey, they was. They had a moment. They had like, two good songs.
DJ Wells
Yeah, I wish. Genuine. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Got back with the group, but n
EJ
man, Gen was always the closer. But respect to Tyrese and Tank, man,
Jeff
That's Tank pin crazy, though.
EJ
That's a. That's a good one. That's a good one.
DJ Wells
B. How you feel about this? You tapped in?
Barbie
I am. And I love that.
Jeff
Signs of love making by Tyrese Paul.
DJ Wells
Tyrese got some bank.
Barbie
That's fire.
DJ Wells
Sweet lady is undefeated. How you going act like that? It's going to be a dub.
Barbie
That's why I was like, I'm really going.
EJ
That is fire lately. How you gonna act like that? Turn me down.
Jeff
It get quiet, though, after that.
DJ Wells
Sure. And he gotta do the baby boy theme song. That's a dub, too.
Jeff
You just the baby.
Barbie
No, he can leave that out of there. Dj.
DJ Wells
That's a banger. Tank, if you had a DVD player, you know that song like the back of your hand.
Jeff
On my mama.
DJ Wells
Yeah, for sure. N. Tank's pin is streets.
Barbie
Yeah, that's the thing. I like Tyrese too.
DJ Wells
I'm excited for this. This is gonna be quality music, too, I guess.
EJ
You only gotta win 10.
DJ Wells
Only gotta win 10, bro.
EJ
Whatever it is.
DJ Wells
Well, let me. Excuse me, but Tank got fired.
Jeff
He got fired.
Barbie
So Tank came here. They were so disrespectful. Like, I was the only person, like, lit and turned up.
Jeff
They were with him.
Barbie
They weren't with Tank when it was like that R I, R I B, R B little tour thing here. They was not with it. No. Cause it was supposed to be. Tyrese was supposed to come, wasn't he? And they sent Tank. The crowd was not. I was like the only.
Jeff
I was there.
Barbie
Tank, y' all feel like it was.
EJ
I was.
Barbie
I was on the floor. They was not.
DJ Wells
I was there.
Jeff
That was with Tank.
DJ Wells
Yeah. I'm excited about this.
Jeff
It's gonna be a too with Tank.
Barbie
Yeah, he.
Jeff
Vegas that.
EJ
I said, boy, you be like your vision with is crazy. The that you just be talking, bro. We Talked about that 10 hours before that happened, bro.
Jeff
Bro.
EJ
Yeah. Everything you said happened, happened in that club, bro. I swear to God, it was the craziest in the world, bro. Shout out to Tank, though.
DJ Wells
That was a random cameo.
Jeff
Yeah, cool, cool.
DJ Wells
No, I'm excited about this, man. This should be a fire verse. I'm happy that they're doing it again, man. Celebrating good music for sure.
Jeff
Who y' all want to see, though, beyond that, though, versus Tank? I ain't mad at the Tank and Tyrese Ver. That's a cool verse,
EJ
I think I've seen everybody that I think would do it. People I want to see probably too big for it.
DJ Wells
Yeah. I think some of the legendary artists. We want to do it. Probably gonna do it, because I really do.
EJ
I know we talk about versus a lot over here, but I do want to see Future against somebody that would be fire.
DJ Wells
But who do it?
Jeff
Nobody.
DJ Wells
Yeah, that's the problem.
Jeff
I might try to go against Future. I mean, I want to do verses. I feel like he do.
EJ
Yeah, he do.
DJ Wells
Yeah. Apparently.
Jeff
Yeah, yeah.
EJ
50 don't.
DJ Wells
It won't be against 50 Cent, obviously.
Jeff
No, no, no.
EJ
50 don't want to do it. T.I. t.I. Versus Future. That's fair.
DJ Wells
Who is the artist?
Jeff
Atlanta would be out.
EJ
Yeah, that would be a hard back and forth.
Jeff
What about two chains did it already, though.
DJ Wells
Yeah. I hate that for two Chains too.
EJ
Ross.
DJ Wells
Yeah, that wouldn't have been Match up in my opinion. I think two Chains catalog is flawless. But that's one of the people that absurd, bro.
EJ
I would like to see. I know he just battled. Damn. I want to see Hit Maker go against somebody on the production side. And I want to see Mike Will go against somebody. Mike will just went against my boy, Hit Boy. But I want to see. To me, they make two totally different sounds in music. But I want to see him go against somebody who make just as much of that hype ass club like Zaytoven, just so you can go back and forth, just so the vibes will stay high.
Jeff
Like Zaytove.
EJ
It'd be hard to pick because that'd
Jeff
be Fire and it would have been in Atlanta. He would got some appreciation for that shit.
DJ Wells
I don't know if the newer artists would qualify to do this, but I think that would be dope. In the next phase we see some of the new artists have been around. Like Lil Baby would be like Lil Baby and Dirk would be a fire versus if they ever did a free dirt, by the way too. But like something like that. Artists with crazy catalogs. Yeah. Little Baby.
Jeff
Little Baby, they still. They still on the run. Yeah. I mean, I know that he ain't hot as he was like in what when he did My Turn.
EJ
Yeah, Baby. Little Baby can go against Gunner.
Jeff
Y' all trying to get some shit.
DJ Wells
I mean, they did Jeezy and Gucci. I know still.
EJ
I know the street, bro. That's. They didn't wash the street.
Jeff
I'm not even talking about street. I'm just saying, like, the problem is
DJ Wells
that we'd have to have a conversation about who writes stuff because we know Gunna is a ghostwriter for a lot of dope.
EJ
I was taking gun out the gate for me.
Jeff
Oh, no. I got a baby. Oh, I got a little baby. My turn. Ain't nothing gonna got messing with that.
EJ
I think.
DJ Wells
I mean, my turn is crazy. I'm not this good. I just think it would be a
EJ
good version, I think. Yeah, bro.
DJ Wells
I think they both fire
EJ
10 solid songs, bro.
DJ Wells
Yeah. I would never discredit Baby Baby Run is one of the best.
Jeff
Have a better showing at a concert than Chris Brown. Like, Chris Brown is like the goat performer to me. Like every time I go Chris Brown show, I'll be like, damn, this is fire. Like, Chris Brown is a dope performer. He got dope music. Little Baby. The only person I seen, I was like, damn. Yeah, I like his set better than Chris Brown, man.
EJ
Little Baby said was fire amazing.
Jeff
That was the only time we definitely
EJ
had fun at that concert. He's definitely dope in concert, but, I mean, I didn't. I didn't see some, bro. I don't know.
Jeff
I'm just saying his catalog, like, every song he played, I was like, damn, that's gonna happen. Obviously, Chris Brown performed for.
DJ Wells
Yeah, but, you know, I mean, it was crazy.
Jeff
But I was just saying, like, I never seen nobody even come close to Chris Brown round. And I was like. I left and was like, damn. Little Baby got hits.
DJ Wells
Especially that time period where everything is still dam. Like, super fresh. Not that far removed. Like, come on, bro. Look at this cow.
EJ
Do they play 20 songs a piece, y'?
DJ Wells
All. I be forgetting 20 songs a piece and then whoever. Oh, yeah.
EJ
Gun gunna got some. Guna got 20 songs.
DJ Wells
Yeah. I say.
EJ
I mean, 20 got. I mean, Guna got a full set.
DJ Wells
What do you think would be better for? It would feels Baby and Thug rather than Guna and Baby. Because like you said, Gunner do got some slaps. Baby got a hit. I love.
Jeff
I. I like both of them.
DJ Wells
Yeah, man.
Jeff
Thug got his, too. I just think they too much at home. Like, it wouldn't. I don't think they like, I got you. They too much homeboys, you know what I mean? Yeah, I kind of like a little rivalry a little bit, you know?
DJ Wells
Yeah, like locks and dips and shit, like that type of energy. Yeah.
Jeff
Little baby rivalry.
DJ Wells
I like the competition.
Jeff
Yeah.
DJ Wells
No, let us know in the comments. Y' all feel like the Virtuals, man. Shout out to Tank. Shout out to Tyrese. Spots went somewhere. Shout out to B B. We appreciate you as usual, gang. Tap into the Patreon mouth. Your tears happen with the game. For sure, man. All right, man. Please go ahead. Load up for Scotty Barnes, man. He was trying to. I'm saying. Raptors fan jam. This is hilarious. Have y' all seen this?
Jeff
Buddy slapped him.
DJ Wells
These little badass kids.
EJ
Wow.
Jeff
He's slapping me up back in his head.
EJ
That's why they don't like doing like this,
DJ Wells
Tig. Atlanta Fair jail. What you do in that situation when the kids reach up, try to smack your head back?
Jeff
He smell me back my head. I probably gonna get a water bottle, right?
DJ Wells
Oh, Lord.
EJ
He didn't plan to that.
Jeff
I'm be like, hey, which one of y' all smack me?
DJ Wells
I'm like, Jeff T assaulted a white
Jeff
child
DJ Wells
me the back of the head.
Jeff
We go sue each other
DJ Wells
Here, like
Jeff
where your mom at? You just slap the out of me and I might have a concussion.
DJ Wells
Think of where your mom's at. Scotty Barnes, being a professional about that. That is crazy. Be here. You got AE with President Obama, man. Loaded up.
Jeff
That's fire.
EJ
Okay, I need my phone back.
Jeff
I couldn't imagine being that. Not AE like Obama, like you can't do. Hold on one second.
DJ Wells
Content, man.
EJ
This had to happen though.
DJ Wells
Hell yeah, man.
EJ
At usa, this had to happen.
DJ Wells
Oh, you want some of us? I seen what going on with your ducks at.
Jeff
He meant for this, bro.
DJ Wells
Yeah, this is golden for sure, bro. This is so fire, man.
EJ
I don't see what was so bad.
DJ Wells
Ray Charles can see this.
EJ
All right, I'm gonna take a peek. I'm not sure you got the range.
DJ Wells
That's money. Oh, come on.
Jeff
Look, left hand. I saw that one.
EJ
I was making jump shots before I was born.
DJ Wells
I already know before you were even thought of. Yeah, tell me up, Barry. It's all good.
Jeff
You ever shoot a bank?
DJ Wells
Shot the bank open on Sunday for me.
EJ
Don't just tell me.
Jeff
You gotta show me.
EJ
I don't want you hurting yourself.
DJ Wells
N. This is fire. You're not the only one who can
EJ
crank things up knowing where he come from, bro.
DJ Wells
He got that left hand guy. I can tell.
Jeff
I got this.
DJ Wells
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Jeff
Shout out to a small kind of bro he meant for this.
DJ Wells
Nah for real bro like a real star. Like I know he the reluctancy of being the face of the league but he's a real superstar man now what
Jeff
I love is how he like was like he in a fire ass whatever that is. Commercial segment whatever it is. This got on a hoodie and sweats.
DJ Wells
Yeah bro. His friend believe that.
Jeff
Yeah he don't get you don't care. I with that.
EJ
I with just being himself, bro. It ain't make him change. Like, he know how far to go. You know what I mean? Cause he talk crazy, but he like, Obama, one of us, bro. I don't disrespect Unc. That's dope. But he know how to talk like, you know what I mean, without it being flagrant.
Jeff
Oh, God.
EJ
So that's why I with that for sure.
DJ Wells
Very old with the Sig back in the day from Chicago. Yeah, that's what's so dope about it is. I mean, obviously, the hoop stuff, but everything that comes with him, and he's himself, we don't see that a lot. So many people have to be personified in certain situations to keep a. Endorsements or whatever. He's him all the time, no matter what, and I fuck with that.
Jeff
Nah, I use him for that.
EJ
That's why he my favorite player in the league, just for that.
DJ Wells
But, yeah, you something on Timberwolves being in the east, being here.
EJ
I like it. I like it. Jeff said they travel more than anybody
Jeff
over there in Portland, bro. They got the wild schedule.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
EJ
I don't see why Memphis ain't been east, but if Minnesota gotta go, that's cool.
DJ Wells
Speaking of Memphis, man, Draymond, a lot of people have been saying that they should move the team now. Draymond proposed they move it to Nashville. They were just, like, people tired of Memphis. But then the people in Memphis, like, damn. I mean, this is a lot of money in this city. You know what I'm saying? They support the shit out the Grizz out there.
Jeff
They really do, dude. But if they gonna. They gonna keep it in Memphis, bro. And I don't even travel to Memphis no more. And it's no disrespect, because I. They Memphis fans are fire. They gotta put a better hotel.
DJ Wells
Yeah, I've been hearing that's all it is, bro.
Jeff
If y' all had a better hotel, people would not be saying nothing. Like, the food good. Everybody like, you know, y' all make. I got good food and. But that hotel that the NBA players gotta stay in, that weak. I mean, when I say Super 8, Super 8, cuz like, that motherfucker's trash. And no disrespect, whoever owned that motherfucker, I think the NBA player got some. Some skin in it, too.
DJ Wells
That.
EJ
Well, I mean, you got the right to say that you played there for however many years.
Jeff
I'll tell y', all, we used to pray we had back to Backs there. We used to be like, please, Lord, don't make this a full day, girl. Yeah, I used to be miserable when
DJ Wells
y' all was nothing on the off day in Memphis.
Jeff
Hell no. Shout out to. They got a lot of cool shit to do in Memphis, but like, you know, the museums and all that. But like, other than that, I'm cool. That hotel too weak.
EJ
Yeah.
DJ Wells
His historic city. I think they should appease more to like you said to the people talking about this as the players and stuff. If everybody's saying I ain't like saying to Memphis, then I mean, maybe they should figure something out.
Jeff
Man, all you gotta do is put a nice ass hotel right there, a
DJ Wells
couple five stars downtown for them. But a lot of people, just one, just one.
Jeff
Just put one nice one right there across from the arena.
DJ Wells
Kobe been saying they're like, damn, like, when Job was hooping last year, y' all wasn't saying none of this shit. Now we sad now. Hotels. Boo, boo.
Jeff
I told y' all this.
EJ
This is as a fact on years, on years, on years, bro. I ain't never said nothing bad about. I hate when some of these people is making these little posts like niggas is talking bad about the city. Nobody. Everybody always talked about the hotel.
Jeff
Hotel. The city ain't bad. It's the hotel.
EJ
Please stop doing that.
DJ Wells
And if you look at some of these cities and places that we talked about, team wise, bro, we have been ragging on places for a long time, period. Memphis jersey right now. But the Kings, bro.
Jeff
Nah, the Kings was weak too, but they built a new hotel. That's nice, man.
DJ Wells
They did. KJ got it right. Yeah. People ain't too excited about. You saw people say Salt Lake City is a fire city hotel, though.
Jeff
But they built it for the Olympics, when the Olympics was there.
DJ Wells
That's a fact.
Jeff
The hotel is quality. It's cool. Cool hotel. It's a little older, but it's still nice.
DJ Wells
Yeah. So maybe don't need to move the team. Just get to bbl, man. Get y some hotels. Get it right, get it going. But yeah, more than that.
Jeff
People say, India's whack. We build new hotels. The was sick of the Conrad.
DJ Wells
Yeah, the Conrad before that, that was an Omni. So they just like, yeah, we got
Jeff
to figure it out.
DJ Wells
They put two five stars downtown. Yeah. Construction criticism for sure. But Memphis get well soon. Minnesota going to the east, though, that would be scary. Especially if Anthony Edwards ever thinks about leaving, going anywhere else. He's going to a conference now to where some of Those superstars are aging and he. I mean, you got Cad Cunningham, who's young out there and stuff like that, but Minnesota and the east could contend today.
Jeff
Yeah, they could be the number one seed. For real.
DJ Wells
Nothing be here. I mean, obviously, you got Boston, you got Detroit, you got the Knicks east schedule, bro.
EJ
They could, bro. It's just James Harden back.
Jeff
Nah, bro. Anthony Evers get put in the East. Where he playing? Yeah, he gonna be.
DJ Wells
Yeah, he's gonna be MVP.
Jeff
Cool.
DJ Wells
You got the Pistons right now out. East 49, 19. Right now.
Jeff
He's running these teams twice true. More.
EJ
More than twice. A couple of them.
DJ Wells
But, yeah, as long as the Patriots get an easy division, I'm all for it. Work. Let's go ahead and shake it up.
EJ
Yeah, I just.
Jeff
Instead of one time, plant them to.
EJ
Plant them automatically at number one. I just. I don't know.
Jeff
I'm saying they could be like, in the future. Yeah, like A young J. McDaniels. A young Anthony Edwards.
EJ
Oh, you speaking like that for sure. Hell, yeah.
Jeff
Yeah, like everybody else, kind of in the east, they kind of Asian. Besides Detroit.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Jeff
Like Jalen Brunson and them. They a little older.
EJ
Yeah.
Jeff
Even though they're not old.
EJ
Got a couple years to do it.
Jeff
Yeah, for sure.
EJ
Now, I agree with that part. Yeah. Yeah.
Jeff
The Magic are young.
DJ Wells
They are. But I take the Timberwolves over. The Magic right now. We talk about the Raptors, I feel more confident.
Jeff
It's kind of actually a young group. I mean, James Harden, the older statesman in this whole thing. I mean, Jaylen Brown and them is 29, 28, whatever they are.
EJ
Yeah. JT fairly young. Still. K. Jalen Bronson is young.
DJ Wells
Hawks definitely got young.
EJ
Donovan Mitchell, 30 right around. I might be about damn near.
DJ Wells
Yeah. And the Cavs realistically won't be the same Cavs team in two years. To be real, anyway, don't probably be gone. James will probably be gone, especially LeBron.
Jeff
Pull up.
DJ Wells
You know what's going on with there, but yeah, I. I would love to see it. For sure, man. I'm all with the alignment. I'm happy for Seattle. Hopefully this all goes through. But Seattle getting a squad will be fired. They deserve a hell of a city that supports their team. Vegas, too. Vegas will be very interested in having a hoop team. We talk about the John Porter's board.
Jeff
That's where I would love to play. If I was playing Vegas.
DJ Wells
Something I. Hooping in Vegas?
Jeff
Yes.
EJ
Oh, that's lit.
Jeff
That's the greatest home court advantage besides Miami and Atlanta. Yeah, it's probably greater. Cause as soon as people touch down in Vegas, they're on the tables. They're going to be up all night.
DJ Wells
Yes.
EJ
You know what's up, bro. Facts.
Jeff
Yeah. Like it's the greatest home court advantage you can have.
DJ Wells
Yeah. I will be at the Fountain Blue until game time.
Jeff
You know what I mean?
EJ
Like yeah, that's true.
Jeff
You're going to have a great home court advantage. I would love to play there.
DJ Wells
Nah, we will see, man. Shout out to NBA man. They listen to us new teams. It means expansion draft. Shake some stuff up.
Jeff
I also like that Seattle coming back some now OKC can just have their own thing, their own history.
DJ Wells
Yeah, yeah.
Jeff
It's own. Ain't nothing else. Like you ain't gotta link them together no more.
EJ
Yeah.
Jeff
Supersongs will be back.
DJ Wells
That is fair because we look at like Gary Payton and Sean Kip. Some of those legends from those they don't get the same acknowledgement or respect.
Jeff
Can't wait for GP to get his jersey hang up in Seattle. It's gonna be dope.
DJ Wells
That's a fair point. Good shit. Moving on with the W. We got a little bit of the numbers. They agreed too. You know what I'm saying? Get back on the court this season. New salary cap started at 7 million up from 1.5. A hell of an improvement.
Jeff
Hell of a jump.
DJ Wells
Yes. Average revenue share of nearly 20% across the table. Supermax started at 1.4. Average salary range is 600K. Above the minimum is 300K. And you look at who's available for free agents in the WBA next year. I don't know if this is all on purpose but everybody up. Yeah, everybody up.
EJ
Yeah. They trying to shake it up, bro.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Jeff
I need a job.
DJ Wells
Oh, 1,000%. I need to wo mom immediately. She that 1.4 needs to be in her account by the first tomorrow morning. Yeah, she is overdue. But you look across, it's a lot of franchise players on that list too, bro.
EJ
So I'm excited people gonna be joining up too.
Jeff
It's Fess mvp.
DJ Wells
I think she might be near on that list as well. But whenever it is, she will be getting paid.
EJ
I'm just happy the middle day.
Jeff
300 like yeah. Oh, my buyer, the daughter hooping. You know what I mean? Like damn. You can make 300k for what they play. Four months.
DJ Wells
Four months, bro. And my thing about it is I love arrival. I love the stuff that they're doing in the off season. They ain't got overseas to get that bread because obviously we got a four month season. But this is a little bit different now. If you had this available, y' all should have made this happen.
EJ
This changes. Yeah, everything, bro.
DJ Wells
And from drifts the outside respect level. Not that they need it for validation, but these are real athletes, bro. World class athletes that put it on every time, bro. They deserve to get paid like this. They should not have to have off jobs just to hoop.
Jeff
Yeah, that's fact.
EJ
I agree.
Jeff
Not when you in the NBA. When you got NBA part of something that you associated with.
DJ Wells
Yeah, we look at this is right here, boy. Jackie Young. She'll get paid. Kelsey Mitchell. Yeah, she got tagged. She about to get paid. Joy Lloyd.
Jeff
Yep.
DJ Wells
Get paid. Enrique. Yep. Run it up. Gabby Williams.
Jeff
Oh, girl.
DJ Wells
Enrique, your girl be here. Hey.
EJ
Shaved her head.
DJ Wells
Yeah, she did. Yeah, she standing with people, alopecia victims
Jeff
and stuff like that.
DJ Wells
So she don't say she advocated. Went ball for the cause.
Jeff
That's the one play for the sons, right?
DJ Wells
Yeah, she's raw. Sabrina, you know what time it is?
Jeff
Sabrina. Ah, damn.
DJ Wells
Your favorite.
Jeff
That's my. Hey, Max.
DJ Wells
Her pay. What you ate? Yeah, two shots about to go crazy.
Jeff
All these is up for. They all looking like 800.
DJ Wells
And look at their salaries, bro. Asia Wilson get 200 beds is crazy, bro. One of the best ever to touch
Jeff
the ball in the W. Kelsey Mitchell too. Yeah, she about to get a max
DJ Wells
if he fee up. Yeah, she gonna get paid.
EJ
I love that.
Jeff
I love Plum about to get a max. Yeah.
DJ Wells
Alicia Gray 520 alumni. Nah. Cause you know who's getting the max? Caitlyn cc we can't afford two max.
EJ
Larry Bird gotta get it, bro.
DJ Wells
Yeah. What the.
Jeff
They don't get mama girl.
EJ
Mitch.
DJ Wells
No, I mean she at least need to get a m. I'm rolling but.
EJ
But now we ain't gonna get a cool little stimulus.
Jeff
Me.
DJ Wells
Yeah, she got to get paid. Kelsey Mitchell is a dog, one of the best two guards.
EJ
Happy, bro.
DJ Wells
But you know Cece will get the. Yeah, she is getting the 1.4 out the gate. There will be no negotiations. Sign the check. Yeah. Now the pocket watching about to be
Jeff
real now in the W. Cuz you
DJ Wells
know what I'm saying? They. They all close. Yeah.
Jeff
Let's see the hate. I'm ready for the hate to come out.
DJ Wells
That's why I'm ready.
Jeff
Somebody get the max. And they got the same stats and they be like, why she get the max?
DJ Wells
I just busted her ass and they gave her 1.4.
Jeff
She got 1 point and I ain't only offering me 600.
EJ
Slowly.
DJ Wells
Yes.
Jeff
Yeah. The hate comes.
DJ Wells
Yeah. Yeah.
Jeff
First job was one one for all. 200,000 is nothing for any of us.
EJ
Yeah.
Jeff
Now the hate gonna come. You get that $400,000 offer. Your homegirl get that 800,000. I can't wait to see.
DJ Wells
Yeah. W. Free agency about to get real treacherous now. I'm excited for this. Yes.
Jeff
I can't wait to see the hate.
DJ Wells
Yes. It's on the way, man. Shout out to W me. I stood on business, and it worked out for y', all, man. Respect.
Jeff
Respect for sure.
DJ Wells
That is hilarious, man. I ain't think about that for real. But them wall dramas about to go crazy, man. They about to be mad as. Him. Before we get out of here. They had another music conversation on Twitter, man, and they brought up one of your favorites. They said, he don't get enough love Music Soul Child.
EJ
He don't, bro. Buddy. I still play, buddy.
Jeff
You think where y' all wearing him?
EJ
And what? Like, where you at in the world today?
Jeff
I don't know where you at. I don't know where.
DJ Wells
I don't know why I'm so trying
Jeff
to listen to RV did our. The anthem at when we played. I was on the shit where I was at Milwaukee.
EJ
Yeah.
Jeff
We was in the Eastern Conference finals against Atlanta. He sung the national anthem. I was like, damn.
DJ Wells
Music lost it.
EJ
Oh, damn.
Jeff
Yeah. He was cooked.
EJ
Nah, Music Music was tired. Music got some shit. But I don't put him up there with Tank now him.
DJ Wells
But Music Soul. Check out some surprise. Anthony Hamilton.
Jeff
That's a battle.
EJ
Oh, no.
DJ Wells
Oh, no.
EJ
Come on.
DJ Wells
Oh, no, no.
EJ
He ain't nowhere near ant.
Jeff
We ain't got to worry about.
EJ
You got to do. Maybe. Maybe you do.
DJ Wells
Is Anthony Hel to have a half crazy and Charlene better than half crazy Anthony Hel.
EJ
He's just a bigger artist, bro.
Jeff
Oh, Music Soul Chop.
EJ
Yeah.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Jeff
So he got music going against.
EJ
It's like. Probably like avant. He's in.
Jeff
That's a great.
EJ
He's in that tier. It's a great comparison people with a few songs that people know. Like, you can bring Aon and Music Soul shout in the. But you could never bring Music Soul Child in neo.
DJ Wells
Like, no, no, no, no, no.
EJ
You could never. Okay, I'll give you nah. Cause I damn near got the dream over Music Soul Child, too. I'm just trying to think of people who didn't put out that much.
Jeff
Are you talking about the music? Like his song he wrote?
EJ
No, no, no, no, no.
Jeff
All right. The dream Is your song.
DJ Wells
He brought up Joe Dirty Mac and Allar. Give me Joe get to go against.
EJ
No, no.
Jeff
Joe ain't got a love, bro. Joe got a love.
EJ
Joe will wash music. Soul Child, bro.
Jeff
Go to Joe catalog. He got dirty back classes.
DJ Wells
If I was your man. What type of is that?
Jeff
Drake don't want to be a player aiming his. It is, but it don' like fire
EJ
with Big P. The love scene fire.
DJ Wells
I want a girl like you.
EJ
Oh, what's my that Seen the song I missing you Case. Case is like a. Oh, Case got
DJ Wells
Case doing five song verses. Case.
EJ
You can get three. Old child for old school R and B concert. Ivan got like Aon can sing better
DJ Wells
than all of them, but he got like a 8.
Jeff
8 to 10 songs.
EJ
Avon sings way better than him.
Jeff
He got 8 to 10 songs better than Everybody
EJ
Holiday. Yep.
Jeff
He got suffocating bed.
DJ Wells
Oh, yeah. My first love separated Making good love Read your mind don't take your love
Jeff
away yeah, he got. He got like 10s.
EJ
Who's this?
Jeff
Avant?
EJ
Yeah. V like, yeah. My first love. Four minutes is my four minutes.
Jeff
Lie about us.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Jeff
Yeah.
EJ
I played four minutes with me and Shanice broke up the first time. That was my. Shout out to Aar. Man, you a living legend. You should play Charlene.
Jeff
You know, I really love this old drum thing.
DJ Wells
Hell was it? Oh, man.
Jeff
El got smacked.
EJ
He do, though. He do, though. That's what I'm saying. I can't compare him to music.
Jeff
Music crazy. He got. He got super super bangers.
DJ Wells
Before we leave, the people this night, who concert y' all going to first?
EJ
First.
DJ Wells
Avant Music, Soul Child, Anthony Hamilton and Joe.
EJ
I'm trying to. So probably Aon.
DJ Wells
Okay. Yeah.
Jeff
I'm gonna go to Von Overall then.
DJ Wells
Yeah, if you go to Anthony, then
EJ
I'm gonna go to Joe. Though Joe probably cost more than all of them.
DJ Wells
Joe gonna have that 40 and up crowd.
Jeff
I'm cool. Three songs, bro. That I rock with.
EJ
I don't know, bro. I just can't think off the top of my head, bro. Joe got some shit.
DJ Wells
The Joe concert is gonna be a lot of leaving with girls that they. And pull up with them.
EJ
Joe did some Dirty Mac and. But y' all listen to Drake, bro. So you can't do that. Y' all listen to Trey songs. Dirty.
DJ Wells
Not anymore.
EJ
Dirty back listen to Trey songs no more.
DJ Wells
It's been a little quiet for Trey songs, man. Damn.
EJ
Trey songs first album still crazy.
DJ Wells
Oh, he still got classes. Gotta respect.
Jeff
Legendary.
EJ
Yeah. See, Mike know something.
DJ Wells
I respect the catalog.
Jeff
Freaky Mike, that Ready album, Fire. I ain't Fire.
DJ Wells
Yeah, the catalog is Fire.
Jeff
What was that other one? Not that one. The one with Love Faces. That album was already too.
EJ
They got Jupiter Love on there.
Jeff
No, that's Ready.
EJ
That's my.
DJ Wells
That's a. I forgot about that. That's a.
EJ
This right here.
DJ Wells
I loved his music. I just hate.
Jeff
I didn't.
DJ Wells
I was the biggest fan of his, like, singing voice. Like, some of that just was too.
Jeff
Passion, Pain and pl.
EJ
Treasure.
Jeff
That's the one. That's a. That's a hit album.
DJ Wells
Daddy used to cut that cane. That music video is Fire, bro.
EJ
Him and August, man. August Love for you. Love, bro. But, oh, yeah, he's a legend, bro. First couple albums, Fire.
DJ Wells
August Alina.
EJ
Fire, bro. Porn stars. Legendary. That's what he was talking about. The hoes back then.
DJ Wells
Yeah. It's a little. Different porn star now. Respectfully.
Jeff
Yeah.
DJ Wells
Different filters. Love you.
Jeff
I love.
EJ
No disrespect.
DJ Wells
I'll back off.
EJ
That's what Junior said. He was.
Jeff
I was about to say it.
EJ
EJ said he does it out there.
DJ Wells
I was about to say it.
Jeff
I'm glad you said it. I was thinking it, but I was
DJ Wells
like, shout out to your filters, man. Love for you one day. Say it.
Jeff
I was thinking. I was thinking. I like be. Go say it. All I got to do is throw it out there.
DJ Wells
Your advertising can go right here.
EJ
Actually get the out.
DJ Wells
Send people that. Grab some merch, man.
EJ
Shop Club520.com baby.
DJ Wells
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EJ
5:20 days. 5:23 this year.
DJ Wells
Oh, yeah.
EJ
Details is on the way. That's just a drop for y'.
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Jeff
Banger for y'. All.
EJ
We will be shutting Indianapolis down for that day.
DJ Wells
We got a banger. Freaky Mike confirmed it. So if you don't like it, blame him.
EJ
First artist is booked.
Jeff
Yeah. Yes. It's going to be a banger.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
EJ
First artist is booked.
DJ Wells
What's the name? Be here.
EJ
We'll wait.
Jeff
We.
EJ
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Jeff
Witty. Just know 520 alum this is a party vibe.
DJ Wells
Yes.
EJ
Party, party, party y'. All.
Jeff
Hey, do not come with no attitudes.
EJ
None. Security and police will be fully enforced.
Jeff
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DJ Wells
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Jeff
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EJ
So yeah, volume 520 on 523 is going down baby.
DJ Wells
You heard it here first.
Jeff
I'm so excited.
DJ Wells
Details going on Patreon first we tap in mafia. We got y' all something special for y' all for sure. We'll catch y' all next time.
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