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DJ Wells
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Bishop B
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Young Nacho
Nah, for sure, man. 25 nationwide. Yeah, no contract. Forever.
Bishop B
Tapped in forever.
DJ Wells
So it's 25 every month?
Young Nacho
Every month, bro.
DJ Wells
Forever, bro.
Young Nacho
Why not lock in with Boost Mobile, man. It's the only way.
Bishop B
Come on, man. 5G nationwide, they got you taken care of, man. They keep the newest phones. Best service out, man. Tap in Boost mobile. Tell them Club 520 sent you unlimited. It don't matter where you at. You could be a nap. You can be in nyc. They gonna take care of you, man. Boost Mobile, they got a phone for everybody. You, your mama, your son, whoever. They gonna take care of you, be here. You know the vibes.
Young Nacho
N for sure, man.
DJ Wells
Unlimited talk, text and data. And you heard it here first. You heard it right. 5G network nationwide, they invested billions of dollars into this. So Boost Mobile doing it right for sure.
Bishop B
Come on, man. Tap in with Boost mobile. Tell them Club 520 century. 5G speeds not available in all areas. After 30 gigabytes, customers may experience slower speeds. Customers will pay $25 a month as long as they remain active on the Boost Unlimited plan.
DJ Wells
Patreon is back. 520 podcast. We had some of the best interviews on there, except the one almost got us in trouble.
Bishop B
Hey, listen, man, if you want all the exclusive stuff behind the scenes, stuff y' all ain't supposed to see and we ain't supposed to know about, tap in with the Patreon.
Young Nacho
I'm bringing back qkw, okay?
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Young Nacho
Queens, Kings, and you know what the W stands for.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Bishop B
And if you don't know what it.
Young Nacho
Is, me and nephew, we go, we gonna get it cracking. I promise to bring you all weekly episodes, man.
DJ Wells
Weekly episodes on there. Me and my guy Lou don't have our basketball segment we call Coach's Corner on there, so we'd be excited to have some new content for y'. All.
Bishop B
Listen, man, we got all new content, some great shows behind the scenes, everything you can want from Club five twenty and more. Listen, we got tiers for everybody to enjoy, so if you got a little bit or a lot of bit, we gonna take care of you, man. Tap in with the Patreon Club 520.
DJ Wells
You gonna do that fun when you be eating food?
Young Nacho
Oh, yeah. I'm a mukbang, man. I'm a mukbang.
Bishop B
Not to be confused with the other bank, but tap in for the Patreon.
DJ Wells
For that as well.
Young Nacho
I'm a mukbang. I'm be visiting local restaurants. You know, I. Y' all putting a lot on my play Patreon, but we doing it for y', all, though, so mukbang, too, once a week.
DJ Wells
Paul.
Bishop B
All right, man. We back another episode of Club 520 podcast. I'm your host, DJ Wells. This show is brought to you by Boost Mobile. Boost Mobile. You know the vibes 25 unlimited nationwide. Tap in with Boost. My old man tell club five 20 century to my left, we got my dog Bishop B hitting out the pearlies. How you? What, Nasty.
Young Nacho
What up, bro? This ball is life. Hydration. Drink them or bus my boy doing.
Bishop B
The ass down the intro money.
Young Nacho
I love this. All right.
DJ Wells
Who sent you? That ball is like, they ain't send us none.
Barbie
They actually send it to y'.
Colin Cowherd
All.
Barbie
I gave it to y', all, and y' all never grabbed it.
Young Nacho
Oh, he's lying. Mike is lying.
DJ Wells
Sorry.
Young Nacho
I grabbed this off the steps in our building. These was not presented to the team at all.
Barbie
Are the. Upstairs. You have one by your desk right now.
DJ Wells
Do they pay us?
Young Nacho
Thank you. No.
DJ Wells
Okay.
Barbie
I didn't say that part, but we wasn't obligated, but they said. I forgot.
Young Nacho
It's good, man. Thank you.
Bishop B
Hey, shout out to Balls Life, man. And the homies for sure, man. They stay tapped in on the socials. I ain't gonna be here. We're starting off the promo.
DJ Wells
Do we hear now, baby, you did that on me.
Bishop B
Clip it up to my right. My dog Young Nacho. Young T. Got you.
DJ Wells
What? I'm chilling. I don't do free promo no more. Nancy Lieberman, turn me up now. Let me stop. She called me, y'. All.
Barbie
Did she?
DJ Wells
Yeah. I ain't answered her. She left a voicemail. She said, hey, give me a call. I deleted it.
Young Nacho
People's looking forward to that. Sit down.
DJ Wells
She ain't showing this.
Barbie
She could come today, but she wants to come this week or next week. Whenever we have time.
DJ Wells
That's good.
Young Nacho
Now the vibe will go down.
DJ Wells
Yeah, but, like, we. We super cool. Like, I'm like, I'm joking about balls. Like, we cool with everybody. We don't care. Yeah, but, like, you can't get in the fire and then, like, try to, like. And behind the scenes, like, let's. Let's cool the fire down.
Young Nacho
Yeah. You were supposed to be lined to that.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Young Nacho
Keep it steaming. And you did that on the platform that we really with.
DJ Wells
Yeah. Out of nowhere, though, that was definitely.
Young Nacho
Weird that you pulled that out of all the people that speak on Kalen, too. But who knows? I get it. I understand what he's doing.
DJ Wells
You know what's crazy, though? Ever since then, it's been all Kelsey Mitchell highlights just popping up everywhere. Like, everybody who they hate should guard and all that stuff.
Bishop B
And who's the lead scorer in the W right now. Kelsey Mitchell.
Young Nacho
It ain't. But it's like, you know, we do our job every day in there. She helped us so much more.
DJ Wells
Oh, my God. I'm like, plumbing down everything I've been seeing and saying. Like, one dude sent me this was like, yeah, you couldn't. You couldn't mess with Caitlin Clark. She has a better career than you. I said, y' all making me feel really good right now. This is the goat of the wba. No. And I'm a. What she call me a serviceable, serviceable person. And I. That's the goat. Her stats, like, I like, damn, let's go look at our goats. Let's see what the goats look like if that's the case. But I'm like, why are y' all doing that to her? Because she's. We like her. I'm a fan of Kayla.
Bishop B
We got in trouble for glazing Caitlyn.
DJ Wells
Clark on the show.
Young Nacho
Literally, though.
Bishop B
So for you to get in trouble for that is absolutely hilarious.
DJ Wells
Like, people, you remember, everybody was mad at me when she was in college, and I was like, yeah, she's the greatest. Like, she's cold. Like, the way she can pass the ball and all that stuff.
Young Nacho
And everybody's like, oh, we praise her angel, everybody. All that get. Forget everybody, like, bullshit and try to create controversy.
DJ Wells
But I was like, od on Caitlyn's side. And I remember.
Young Nacho
And you was like, you spoke about the WNBA being weaker than college. Like, women's college basketball. Like, we had a whole run of that shit. DJ talk about it all the time. Like, people don't understand. We talk about women's sports more than anybody.
DJ Wells
That's a fact.
Bishop B
And not because we have to or we're trying to fit a genre or a fucking niche or a kiss ass. No, we just, like, battle just like it.
DJ Wells
And then when you see something special on someone, like, people were like, oh, Kelsey Mitchell been in the league for so long, I'm like, yes. The same thing's gonna happen to Kaitlyn. She gonna find her way in the league, and eventually she's gonna kill us. Like, right now, she having some up and downs, some struggles, injuries or whatever. Same thing happened to Steph Curry. And they find their way, and once they get used to it, they start killing the league. That's all that's happening to Kelsey Mitchell. She been in the league for a while. She get used to it, finding her.
Bishop B
Footing, and she came into the league with a horrible Fever team. Terrible Fever team. Terrible roster was ass cheeks. And she killed. She held us down all the way till now. So I'm happy that she gets to thrive. She deserves to be a printer. All star Kelsey Mitchell is one of the ones for sure.
DJ Wells
Yeah, she. She a tough cover, though, man. Like, that's when people that don't really watch the game, they don't know. Like, when you watch her play, you, like, that's she moving a little different than everybody else. Yeah.
Bishop B
And then that clip goes right with them. Who's the hardest to guard? You see ty. You see Ag said, Nah, that kills a Mr.
Young Nacho
Different.
DJ Wells
Yeah. Facts.
Young Nacho
But we. We are not even. I'm not gonna say we're not liked by the wnba, but. But any chance they get to go against us, I'm sure they will.
DJ Wells
Oh, yeah.
Young Nacho
You just gotta be honest. Like, she's the hardest guard. Just say that. You know what I'm saying?
DJ Wells
But it's all good.
Young Nacho
Yeah, it is. Shout out to Nancy, man.
Bishop B
Get well soon to the Fever, man. You know what I'm saying? We lose Sydney Coulson and Art McDonald, Man. CCL. Kelsey Mitchell really putting the team on their back, and they got on a five grand winning streak, bro. Talk to me. We watch basketball.
Young Nacho
That's tough.
Bishop B
Shout out to Reba, man. Pull up.
DJ Wells
I can't believe she called me, though. I was like, people that know me, y' all gotta know. I literally all this is jokes to me. It's all fun. Like, it's never per. Like, I don't take anything personal. I don't think you don't like me. I don't think you think I suck even like the people on Instagram, Twitter, or whatever it is. You can say whatever you want. If you see me out in person, I'm be like, what's up, bro?
Young Nacho
Yeah.
DJ Wells
I ain't gonna Shador you, bro. I ain't gonna pull up and be like, you don't say nothing nice about me.
Bishop B
And I with that.
DJ Wells
I with it. But that ain't even my personal. I'm like, what's up, bro? And if I don't feel you, I don't like your energy. I just won't say nothing to you anyway. Yeah, it's all good.
Bishop B
And that be. It's the Internet. Like, me and B. Here was talking crazy to somebody on. On Twitter and seen the. The club in Boston and it was all love.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Young Nacho
That's a fact. I. I don't take none of this. I. I know how the Internet worked, though. Yeah. I used to feel the way we had A moment. Well, one of our guests. And that kind of zapped me back to like, man, this foo foo.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Young Nacho
We doing being mad at these people for now. We ain't going for no whole ass.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Young Nacho
But that right there was like, nw. Yeah.
Barbie
I just want y' all know y' all different to me because I get mad.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Barbie
In real life.
Young Nacho
Yeah. But I'll say you.
Bishop B
You.
Young Nacho
I don't care about this. But you was mad at me because how I acted on the situation. But when the. Like, I don't know what y' all talking about. It's kind of like.
DJ Wells
But I. I playing the NBA, bro. You see fans, they be calling you all this, blah, blah, blah. And I remember I was in Minnesota. It was a dude. I think this is when I had Twitter, or I might have had it for like a day or two. And I was just posting, like, WWE randomly. You always posting wrestling. But you. You suck for us. I'm like, no, bullshit. He was the. You know, Outdoor Dash, everything at that time, I was doing Postmates. He was the Postmates driver. I come down to meet him. I was like, hey, is this. You read the tweet. He was like, you respond. I'm like, no, nigga, I'm in person. What you say? Like, I'm going, you know me.
Bishop B
What you say, bitch?
DJ Wells
Like, I'm start doing all that. He like, no, no, no. Like, you. No, no, no, no. You just don't care. Like, you. You're mean to the fans. You don't say, hi nobody. You know, they started doing all that. I just started looking at, like, he really scared. Like, he think I could do something to. He gonna sue the out of me. I can't do that. You feel?
Young Nacho
Yeah, he gonna fold you.
DJ Wells
Yeah. I can't do nothing to you, bro. I don't even know why you scared right now.
Young Nacho
He like, that don't even be worth it.
DJ Wells
You can't even say nothing to the fans, huh? You don't speak. You walk right by us.
Young Nacho
Cause I'll be responding to everybody. But he gets some crazy stuff.
Barbie
You respond, no, I went get gas the other day, and the is like, oh, you coming in for a hot dog?
DJ Wells
Yeah, I like that. Hey, where you at?
Bishop B
I said, what? No, I'm just with you.
Young Nacho
I'm like, that's hard, though. To me, that's selling wier shirts. So, yeah, you ass bank coming here.
DJ Wells
For a hot dog crazy again.
Bishop B
Lizzy is dangerous.
Barbie
Water in my hand, and you come looking for a hot dog.
DJ Wells
I would have been quiet. I like Say else I would have went, I wish I was in there.
Young Nacho
Nothing else to say to you, bro.
DJ Wells
I would have been crying.
Barbie
See how shitty I was in my face, though? Because he immediately was like, no, I'm just.
DJ Wells
That's what you gotta do. But now I just d. Everybody up. LeBron. Dude that took me in. LeBron. I was like, yeah, I gotta just start being, like, more nice. Cause he almost did something I was gonna regret because he a Rabban fan.
Young Nacho
Like, yeah, it's all love.
Bishop B
While we here, have y' all ever eaten gas station food, man?
DJ Wells
What the hell? I look like?
Young Nacho
No, bro.
Bishop B
Okay.
DJ Wells
I am.
Young Nacho
When I was in high school, it's always a restaurant connected to a gas station.
DJ Wells
I go shout out to my boy Lou. He did it every morning.
Barbie
I grabbed a breakfast sandwich in hospital.
DJ Wells
He did that every morning. Lou did.
Bishop B
I used to see niggas on that list.
DJ Wells
Pantry 56 from Georgia.
Bishop B
I used to see line up ready. I said, y' all are gonna have a terrible lunch break.
Young Nacho
Nah. We had restaurants across our high school. So we.
DJ Wells
Oh, yeah. What y' all have over there?
Young Nacho
We had Qdoba, Applebee's, shout out to brow ripple.
Bishop B
Yeah.
Young Nacho
McDonald's, Brown Real Estate, NAP, Penn Station, Bagel Deli.
DJ Wells
Could y' all leave for lunch and stuff?
Bishop B
All of it.
Young Nacho
We couldn't, but we did.
DJ Wells
I used to just walk out. Yeah, I used to walk out.
Young Nacho
Tuesdays was lit, though. I didn't leave all the time. Probably on some real. I probably only left a few times. My whole high school career, though, because after school, we got out of school at 2:30.
Bishop B
So you gonna slide anyway.
Young Nacho
Yeah, gonna slide. Applebee's, you know, half off wings, quesadillas and burgers. And it was a vibe, man.
Bishop B
That wasn't like a better feeling when you were kid. You have like a dentist appointment or some. Go to the doctor. You come back to school with that McDonald's. You walk in that lunchroom flexing on niggas. That's like having that book fair money, bro. It's a different type of feeling.
DJ Wells
Oh, my gosh. I never got no book fair money. Still disappointed in Carol T. For.
Young Nacho
That's crazy.
DJ Wells
I used to want them Arthur books bad as hell on me. The Arthur book nice to my Arthur books bad Goosebumps.
Bishop B
No, that Goosebumps was prime real estate.
DJ Wells
Yes, R.L.
Bishop B
Stein, goosebumps. It was a Harry Potter and then whatever the Guinness Books were. The Guinness Books used to do numbers.
DJ Wells
I wanted all that. I ain't getting none of it, man.
Young Nacho
Because he ain't getting no Arthur book. It's crazy.
DJ Wells
Oh God.
Young Nacho
Right?
DJ Wells
To be like, I want the books, bro.
Bishop B
And Arthur's underrated TV show for kids. Arthur was really a crash out and he don't really talk about it.
Young Nacho
His Arthur.
DJ Wells
A what Aardvark.
Bishop B
Even though he wore his glasses on the side of his ears up here.
Young Nacho
I never knew what the Arthur was, bro.
DJ Wells
Arthur was artwork, bro.
Young Nacho
That or the B.
DJ Wells
That.
Bishop B
That's a made up.
DJ Wells
That's a poly wall.
Young Nacho
I didn't know what the that was.
Bishop B
Might have been redacted.
DJ Wells
But I'm.
Bishop B
I'm going show some respect to Arthur.
DJ Wells
Binion was a funny walk. B. B was from then you've been your polywall.
Young Nacho
The back dude, the black guy.
DJ Wells
It was a. It was a literally a mascot.
Young Nacho
Okay. I mean him Arthur, I. It was cooked Arthur, bro.
Bishop B
That it used to go down elementary school. Everybody was into it.
DJ Wells
Sure. I mean just a scary man.
Bishop B
Buster was setting the tone.
Young Nacho
The little from the Goonies with the weird face scared me.
Bishop B
I haven't seen the Goonies in such a long time period.
DJ Wells
And what's that one movie? What's under the bed or something?
Bishop B
What?
DJ Wells
It's like a movie called what's under the bed? Something under the bed. Something under the bed. I can't remember.
Bishop B
Whatever.
DJ Wells
That used to me up too. Little white dude.
Young Nacho
Oh, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Yeah.
DJ Wells
That movie used to me up, bro.
Young Nacho
I swear to God. What's it called?
DJ Wells
Something hot under the bed or something under. But the dude had the horn.
Bishop B
Yeah, little white dude.
DJ Wells
It was actually a cool movie, but like it used to me up a little bit.
Young Nacho
I do remember that.
DJ Wells
Huh, Momo? Nah, no, that n that.
Bishop B
Some ups a couple years ago they had kids scared and like they about to like try to off themselves.
DJ Wells
Yeah, we ain't doing.
Bishop B
Yeah, that wild. They had to take that off the streets. It got dark real quick.
DJ Wells
I had to find a movie. I found it.
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Bishop B
Chat. Y' all gonna find it, man. Tap in chat. All right, man, we. Goodbyes, man. Barbie here already.
Young Nacho
Let's see. Barbie.
Bishop B
Man.
DJ Wells
Why you saying oh like that? What's wrong with your back? I'm old.
Bishop B
We don't. We don't have insurance.
Colin Cowherd
I know y' all don't. Just a spa day or something. You were supposed to get pra. But Mike said that it was a fresh bottle in the refrigerator and it was open, so respect.
Bishop B
What we got today.
DJ Wells
My bad.
Colin Cowherd
Baseline basil. Okay, so it is a peach lemonade with a little bit of basil in there. Only put a little bit because I know y' all picky.
Bishop B
Okay.
Young Nacho
Basil like the seasonings. Yeah. I know what I use it in.
Bishop B
Now. This is fine. A lot of people put basil, watermelon and like that.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, I did it with peach.
Young Nacho
Nah, you were crazy filling these up.
Colin Cowherd
I tried not to. I put the ice in later because. And so I spilled a little bit out.
Bishop B
But I guess not enough is, though. Can we please roll up the clip, man? Anthony Hamilton.
Colin Cowherd
Oh, yeah. I wanted to see that when y' all was talking.
Bishop B
This is crazy. They said this is why Charlene was not coming back home. Because he was at home doing this.
DJ Wells
He was talking something crazy. He got chill.
Young Nacho
Why is he dancing so fast? I used to be my move, though. When I did the robot. You dropped down. I pull yourself back up.
DJ Wells
I knocked that in mind. It was better than that.
Bishop B
They said that's the move that Chris Brown shot and stopped the yard.
DJ Wells
Yeah, my boy, he still got that.
Colin Cowherd
Hat on because what song came on after all that?
Bishop B
There's no Anthony Helly saw that.
Colin Cowherd
They dropped the beat hard as hell after that.
Bishop B
His mustache is pissing me off in that picture. I don't even want to look at.
Young Nacho
Knows.
DJ Wells
It'S gonna be say like this.
Bishop B
Don't hurry up so we can get off.
Young Nacho
Told me to go to the concert. That is my fear of seeing these old in concert. Them tweaking out, bro him g all these.
Bishop B
I got money for Jean.
DJ Wells
I'm ready. Nelly on his way. Nelly and J, they about to perform.
Young Nacho
Oh, man.
DJ Wells
When they come, here they come.
Bishop B
Something like that.
DJ Wells
Yeah. On Thursday. They On Thursday.
Bishop B
Yeah, yeah.
DJ Wells
They wouldn't send us no tickets. They ain't give us no tickets.
Bishop B
Damn, Nelly.
DJ Wells
Damn. Welcome to Netherville.
Young Nacho
We got tickets, y'. All.
DJ Wells
We do. Bomb is a half a million that's.
Bishop B
Genuine in the Burberry.
Young Nacho
Y' all gonna see Nelly, y' all gonna see Eve. Y' all gonna see Ja Rule and Chingy Chingy on the tour. Yep.
DJ Wells
What? Okay. That's a nice. That's a nice lineup.
Bishop B
Wait. This Genuine compilation is insane.
Colin Cowherd
Look at him.
DJ Wells
I'm with Gene Y Com.
Bishop B
He look like a Nintendo Wii character.
Colin Cowherd
That's. I was like, where did his features go? Like, what the hell?
Young Nacho
I'll play with Gen. He started.
Colin Cowherd
Look, blanker and blanker in the face.
Young Nacho
It takes me more and more time to believe. I'm like, damn. I believe he on the K. Yeah, well, I wanted you to say it first.
Bishop B
I'm gonna tell you right now, there's Nothing that tops G1's BT Wilson's a part performance. My boy came out of the cast.
Colin Cowherd
When he's in the cast.
Young Nacho
N. That's legendary.
DJ Wells
Okay.
Young Nacho
Shout out. Shout out to my boy. Tank and Tyres, man, I see why they had to get rid of tgt, man.
Bishop B
Ttg, have you seen him talk?
Young Nacho
Tank had to slide.
DJ Wells
You see.
Bishop B
Have you heard them talk about it?
DJ Wells
They just like, you know, me, me.
Bishop B
And Tyrese, we go through our stuff. We figured out they said when Gen say no, it is no.
DJ Wells
Everybody.
Young Nacho
He the biggest star of all of them.
Bishop B
I don't know that to be.
Young Nacho
No, he was.
DJ Wells
He was the biggest.
Young Nacho
That's what they said, though.
DJ Wells
On here.
Young Nacho
They like, we can't say nothing, cuz it's G. When he get on stage, that's what the girls really come like. We get seen good, but the hoes come to cg.
Bishop B
No disrespect. I think Gen Y is one of the ones for short. Don't think Tyrese is kind of. I mean, that nigga's an action star. Like, Tyrese is a star. I'm not saying musically is the same, but Tyrese star, we're talking about Strictly Music.
Young Nacho
Tyrese can't with Genuine, so I respect it.
DJ Wells
Tyrese got some nice hits, but.
Bishop B
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like. Like he a slouch.
Young Nacho
G1 might be different, but it's really G1. Tyrese and TGT, bro.
Barbie
Okay, like you said, Tyrese.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Young Nacho
Tyrese is last.
DJ Wells
No Tank of music. Musical God.
Bishop B
Yeah.
Young Nacho
What are we doing?
DJ Wells
Yeah, I don't wanna tank it. Yeah, let's not do that.
Bishop B
He's probably written just as many good songs. Harrison.
Barbie
That's what I was gonna ask. Like, are you talking about his songs.
Young Nacho
Or his songs written?
Bishop B
Okay, keep sweating on there. Performing songs that he wrote. So if Tank did that, it would get wicked.
DJ Wells
Yeah, Baby Face did it at the concert.
Bishop B
Yeah, he flexed at the. Did y' all see Gy? Damn, what's his name? Keith, bro. Yeah, they gave Keith that mission for his birthday, bro.
Young Nacho
Omarion, too. Boy going through some too. I think he got old shirt I got on stage. Wait by the seat cut.
DJ Wells
Excuse me.
Young Nacho
Yeah, these Victoria's Secret, bro. Man, that was hanging.
Bishop B
That is nasty.
Colin Cowherd
It's so gross, man.
Young Nacho
It's like when you get the sleeve, it don't like you need the next part of the surgery. You got all that loose ass skin.
Bishop B
It's like when you pay the COVID.
DJ Wells
Fee, you still got it. Why are you looking this up, man? Boobs.
Bishop B
The smut on heavy is crazy.
Young Nacho
Yeah, there they are.
Colin Cowherd
They shake it.
Bishop B
There they are. It's crazy.
Young Nacho
Shout out to my nigga.
Bishop B
I don't know if you've seen this. I've seen Mooc and I've seen Nacho, man. On the IG stories. Barbie here, we definitely gonna talk about it. Texas Roadhouse.
DJ Wells
Yeah. Longmore on this, where you stand. Don't disrespect where you at with it.
Young Nacho
That's for sure. Longhorn landslide. Texas. Texas Rojo. Texas Row just has better bread.
DJ Wells
Hold on now.
Young Nacho
Outside of that, like a longhorn steak and a longhorn salmon. Longhorn Brussels sprouts. Longhorn macaroni. It's. What are we talking about?
Bishop B
So, Barbie, if a man picks you up and take you out to eat, and he tell you, you know what I'm saying, he taking you to, you know, I'm saying Longhorn. We're going to the other place. Logan's. How you feeling?
DJ Wells
I like Logan's bread, too, but I'm going to Texas Roadhouse.
Colin Cowherd
Longhorn.
DJ Wells
Okay. Why are you picking Longhorn?
Colin Cowherd
I like they. They spinach dip.
Young Nacho
Amazing.
Colin Cowherd
They're Parmesan crusted chicken.
Bishop B
Y' all know, off the menu.
DJ Wells
Oh, she lived by there. She got it.
Colin Cowherd
I don't live long, but I like long.
Young Nacho
No, they got parmesan crusted lamb chops.
DJ Wells
All right. How many times you been to Texas Roadhouse?
Colin Cowherd
I just. I feel like we used to go there when I was younger, like.
DJ Wells
So you ain't been.
Young Nacho
That was like an old country buffet. Crackle Barrel.
DJ Wells
Yes.
Colin Cowherd
Crackle Barrel.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Bishop B
No disrespect to Crackle cracker Barrel under any.
DJ Wells
No way.
Colin Cowherd
Probably. I mean, to Texas Roadhouse in years.
Bishop B
That bread still sleep, though.
DJ Wells
That's not.
Young Nacho
That's not a cool first day, is it me?
Colin Cowherd
Oh, Texas Roadhouse.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Colin Cowherd
No.
DJ Wells
No.
Colin Cowherd
Really?
Young Nacho
Yes.
DJ Wells
Where you want to go?
Colin Cowherd
I don't know. I don't think this is real house. If we went to Long Corn, I'll be like, okay, you know what the is the difference? I mean, it's. Y' all trying to make me be like, no, like, it's cool. I'll go on a long Corn date.
Bishop B
Not school. Pick a side.
DJ Wells
Yeah, but what's wrong with Texas, bro?
Bishop B
Like, what's the difference?
Colin Cowherd
I would rather go to Long Corn if we're gonna be in that caliber of eating.
Bishop B
She said, take this row house. You might go home. And I don't have.
DJ Wells
What would you consider? What could you consider that caliber?
Colin Cowherd
Eating?
Eating, like on some chill.
DJ Wells
Like, what is that caliber?
Bishop B
That's how you gotta eat when you already locked in.
Colin Cowherd
I don't even feel like this a date. It's like, let's just go to Lumbar.
Young Nacho
Yeah, let's go grab a bite to eat.
Colin Cowherd
Let's grab something quick to eat.
DJ Wells
So what's a date like to go eat then?
Colin Cowherd
I want to try some different restaurants.
Young Nacho
Like, you know, some take you to Salt.
DJ Wells
So Benihana is like a date to.
Colin Cowherd
Go eat trash here.
DJ Wells
So I'm just asking.
Colin Cowherd
I mean, it's cool. It's like meeting up to get something to eat.
Bishop B
It sound like they're going to Panera.
DJ Wells
Oh, no.
Bishop B
That's why you can't send them $30 for lunch.
Colin Cowherd
Hey, no, I'll be happy with $30 for lunch.
DJ Wells
So you can tell me Benny Han is considered the same as Texas Roadhouse.
Colin Cowherd
Yes, I agree. How does this trash here, though?
Young Nacho
That's fine, y', all. But it's. It's tears to price points at restaurants.
Bishop B
Yeah.
Young Nacho
If a gentleman takes you. I mean, but a man, A man might take you there and he think he doing something for real. He's not wrong for that. So for you to compare that to Panera breed, that's insane.
Bishop B
Yeah.
Colin Cowherd
Seafood is more than Benihana's, right, Benny?
Young Nacho
Benihana's is damn near a hundred.
DJ Wells
For two people, definitely.
Colin Cowherd
That's cheap. 100 for two people. I'm saying, like, when I go out to eat, I spend money. So I feel like for two people, a hundred dollars.
Bishop B
If you spend 100, Texas roll house, you have eight things on the menu.
Young Nacho
The economics 101 on this mustache.
DJ Wells
50Th plate is cheap car.
Colin Cowherd
You don't think that's cheap?
DJ Wells
50Th plate.
Young Nacho
What the.
Bishop B
That's not maintainable.
Colin Cowherd
Go out to eat.
DJ Wells
Yes.
Colin Cowherd
What are y'?
DJ Wells
All? What y like just to just go have something to eat.
Young Nacho
Like, hey, we about to stop by at this restaurant.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Colin Cowherd
My friends, that's the kind of.
Young Nacho
I see why y' all say it's pissing the day pool. I can't. Y' all can't afford these.
Colin Cowherd
They hot pissing on Wednesday night.
Bishop B
I got to spend a 50 ball. God damn.
DJ Wells
You consider 100 a person.
Colin Cowherd
Like, fine.
DJ Wells
We're talking like 100 person. Like a cool date night.
Colin Cowherd
I know. I don't. I'm not doing it by money. Like, I'm just saying, we're doing it.
DJ Wells
By money right now. We're here.
Young Nacho
Word. Money.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, I guess like a hundred dollars a person. I don't know. It's just. Get what you want to get and enjoy.
DJ Wells
Tell me how much?
Young Nacho
$200 days. Come in.
DJ Wells
Can you tell us how much a meal at Benny for so long?
Bishop B
Man, the $200 dates Benny H's meal.
Colin Cowherd
Is probably, what, like, $30 for, like, the little hibachi? Then you'll get a drink. That's probably about $15.
Young Nacho
You got drink?
DJ Wells
Ch. Okay.
Bishop B
You gonna have two?
Colin Cowherd
Possibly.
Bishop B
You gonna get appetizer?
Colin Cowherd
Nah, I don't be needing all that. Well, when I'm with my girls, yes, we getting appetizers, we get drinks. We getting all that. But, you know, you try to keep.
Bishop B
Women act like drug.
Young Nacho
No alcohol.
Barbie
Range between $40 and $60.
Bishop B
Yeah, no alcohol.
Young Nacho
My mama, she get two.
Barbie
Drinks, appetizers and other extras. It could be about 100 or more per person.
Young Nacho
Yeah.
DJ Wells
So this.
Colin Cowherd
It's cool, but I mean, we're not.
Barbie
Getting a whole Texas roadhouse. Between fifty and twenty dollars.
Bishop B
Yeah, fifty Texas Ross. You had a steak and a drink.
Barbie
Fifteen and twenty dollars.
DJ Wells
Let's go get something to eat. Let's just stop. Ready?
Young Nacho
I just want y' all listen.
Barbie
$34.
Young Nacho
You the voice for the women on here, so everything you say from warm side has to be valid because we're not women. But. But y' all have to have some grace on these niggas pockets when y' all take them.
Colin Cowherd
I do. And I'll. I'll do a date. Like, I'll cover a date.
DJ Wells
Oh, you.
Colin Cowherd
If I'm gonna cover a date, I'm not about to take you to Texas Roadhouse or think that I'm doing some.
DJ Wells
You doing a lot on that Texas Roadhouse. You're gonna talk with a little respect.
Young Nacho
But see, what you gotta ask, what you have to ask females. And this is, this is some real. Now, what date, what number date are you covering? Is it the first three days?
Colin Cowherd
I like? You know, first date. You're definitely going to cover the first date. And my. I don't know, it depends how much I like it.
Bishop B
That's fair.
DJ Wells
All right, so if we go on the first date, let's just say I'm John Joseph whatever, and we go on our first date and I take you to Benihana, okay, that's what, 150 damn near a plate.
Colin Cowherd
And that's cool if you get drinks.
DJ Wells
Now, yeah, we going to spend 150. What if you don't call me no more after the date? Am I wrong for calling you a.
Colin Cowherd
If I don't like you, I don't like you.
DJ Wells
That's why you found out you didn't.
Barbie
Like him at Texas Royal.
DJ Wells
That's what I'm saying. Like, well, I got to take you.
Colin Cowherd
To Benny H. So we've probably just been communicating.
Bishop B
First link or first date? Those two different things.
Colin Cowherd
I feel like the first link should be a date.
DJ Wells
Okay.
Bishop B
I'm about that.
Young Nacho
Yeah.
DJ Wells
So if I take you to Beni Hana's and you don't like me, I'm assed out of 150 I. So I probably should take you to Texas Roadhouse just to see.
Colin Cowherd
Took me and my friend out. We spent like 500. Ruth Chris and I never talked to him again. But I didn't like him.
DJ Wells
See, I'm saying you asked why we gotta go to Texas.
Young Nacho
He asked for that sugar and that double team after I spent $500 on you. I need that.
Bishop B
Wait, I took you and your friend. Somebody gonna call me tomorrow.
Young Nacho
Two, two, one guard out of Bound Street. That's what you're talking about.
DJ Wells
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That first date, it damn near gotta be Texas row house, that type of vibe. Because if you don't like me, I ain't about to be asked out of 3, 400. Especially if I live a normal life. Like not.
Bishop B
Yeah.
Barbie
The average person 30 an hour in Indianapolis.
DJ Wells
Yeah, you took. Yeah.
Bishop B
I mean, if you don't like it, you don't like it. Of course, you ain't got to be.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Young Nacho
Hell yeah.
Bishop B
I'll be damned. The first time I link up, like, God damn.
DJ Wells
Yeah. I hadn't lost. I just spent 500.
Bishop B
You don't like me.
DJ Wells
We're going on a walk.
Young Nacho
And I could have took you to Longhorn.
Barbie
And I'm bringing lemonade on the wall.
DJ Wells
What? I could have cut that in half at Longhorn.
Bishop B
We're going on a walk. We're going by B. Walk as far.
DJ Wells
You can't even stand no more.
Young Nacho
Oh, the Cadelle on the first date. Legendary.
Bishop B
Yeah, you know you don't like get.
Young Nacho
Them some ice cream.
DJ Wells
Who doing a connect?
Young Nacho
Me 40. Paddle boat on my side.
Bishop B
Dirty ass water.
Young Nacho
I got good footage from me in that rowboat.
Bishop B
I ain't never been in the canal water. It's muddy.
Barbie
You're not getting in the water.
Young Nacho
Yeah. You ain't swimming.
Colin Cowherd
It's not touching you at all.
DJ Wells
I've been on everything.
Bishop B
See, it could be me.
Young Nacho
Yeah, that. That spent 500 on you and your friend probably don't got his daddy in this life.
Colin Cowherd
He's just a.
Young Nacho
Cause you cool with the canal?
Colin Cowherd
If I like you? We can do.
DJ Wells
I'm saying how to find out you like me. That's why you gotta take her to Texas row house or take her to Longhorn.
Colin Cowherd
You said it.
Young Nacho
To where to just a mediocre restaurant. Just catch the vibe. A mediocre restaurant that we both know. Let me catch the vibe first. Don't hit me for 500. Out the gate.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, Longhorns, the mediocre. Okay.
Young Nacho
Yeah.
DJ Wells
Okay. We remember this fellow. When y' all hit Barbie up, take her to Longhorns first.
Young Nacho
Yeah.
DJ Wells
Make sure she like you before you.
Bishop B
Say takes Royal house. She gonna take it to disrespect shout.
Young Nacho
Out to the loser that took her 500.
Colin Cowherd
I'm hungry.
Bishop B
Let's do it again, babe, while we're here. Anybody rock with the ferry yet? You know what I'm saying? Big time in the city. The fair.
Young Nacho
Shout out to. We all rounded up, went to the fair. It was cool. 500 money gone.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, see, Money's gone.
Young Nacho
That's. That's for me and my kids.
Bishop B
You know, they like you.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Young Nacho
And it's definitely.
Colin Cowherd
I'm going to fair date.
Young Nacho
It's definitely some love.
DJ Wells
Hell no.
Colin Cowherd
I went on a date on Tuesday. I went early, though.
Bishop B
Oh, no, that's. That's a violation.
DJ Wells
I'm not taking no girl. No fair date.
Bishop B
The first. The first day at the fair on a Tuesday. That's a $2. Everybody pull up there. That's supposed to be the debut. That's like the probate. That's not the. The first one.
Young Nacho
She only gonna eat about three or four things. For real?
DJ Wells
Yeah. But then you got. What you gonna do after we eat?
Bishop B
Get on the ride.
DJ Wells
We gonna start looking at games. Can you give me a bear? And if you can't, shoot, you down. You down.
Young Nacho
One bit out the gate. Them games is wicked.
Bishop B
Hey, they taking cash out now. When homie say no, you don't need, I said, oh, hell no. This. This rig, bro.
Young Nacho
See that? Whoever took her on that day, he won because he took her on the two dollar day.
DJ Wells
Huh?
Young Nacho
So two dollar admission. She want to eat three or four things. That's about ten dollars.
Colin Cowherd
What did I eat? I got a. That wasn't two dollars.
Bishop B
She said, yeah, I want that corn. No, I want this.
Colin Cowherd
I had, I think a funnel cake and some. I don't think I did steak and potatoes. What did I do?
Young Nacho
Pork chop bites.
Colin Cowherd
I can't even remember what I ate.
DJ Wells
You got a glizzy.
Colin Cowherd
I didn't get no glizzy.
DJ Wells
I thought she was. Mike did. Mike took his kids. They got hot dog. I wanted a corn dog. He said, that ain't the real thing.
Young Nacho
The corn dog is way worse than.
DJ Wells
Hot dog.
Young Nacho
Because it's covered up.
Bishop B
So that's what GP Told me.
DJ Wells
Hot dogs are way better than hot dogs.
Bishop B
Oh, God. But he said it's worse because it's on the stick.
Young Nacho
He says, what's the up. This some fast, man. We here it. So, I mean, all right. You ain't got to be a hood, baby. But I used to mix my corn dogs over my pizza roll.
DJ Wells
Excuse me. That ain't no good. That's a fat shit.
Young Nacho
That's fat as my pizza rose.
DJ Wells
I used to do it.
Young Nacho
My Supreme Pizza rolls. It's a 15 count. It's a 15 count. And then you put your six pack of the mini corn dogs, the minis on the other side, bro. You know, let it go around three minutes. Then you put it in the bowl and you microwave it. Hot sauce? Yeah, hot sauce. Shake it up. You just go crazy. Yeah.
DJ Wells
How did you discover this?
Young Nacho
No, just. Just like.
DJ Wells
You know, you can cut this top in half.
Young Nacho
You leave your pizza rolls in a little square box, peel the top off. So that'd take two and a half minutes. If you got a good microwave. I had a good microwave.
Bishop B
I put mine in the oven. Swear crispy.
Young Nacho
Yeah, man. When I put my pizza rolls in the oven, I used to put oregano and Italian seasoning.
DJ Wells
Why are you. Why you. No, why you busted down a pizza roll.
Young Nacho
With that Italian seasoning?
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Young Nacho
No, the pizza rolls in the oven Gun Smoke Elite with the when you pull them off, when they ready Parmesan cheese, put them back in.
DJ Wells
Man, I'm a kid now trying to eat this. I go back outside.
Young Nacho
But that's just. That's just when you want to dress him up.
Bishop B
Nah, I judge. I used to a pizza rolls out the gate, but I judge the people who ate Hot Pockets. Oh, I judge Hot Pockets. I'm nothing, bro.
Young Nacho
Oh, bro, leave him in his sleep. That was the way you started your morning.
Bishop B
No, the sleep is gonna cause a microwave.
Young Nacho
Yeah, I needed a double pack. Every time Te one Hot Pocket. You tease me. And you used to just make it. If you want to get real jazz, they can put one ham and cheddar then one pizza boy in there. Like that is some fast I a with the meatballs.
DJ Wells
You see.
Bishop B
Excuse me. People putting them in the air fryer.
Young Nacho
Oh, that's too jiggy. I bought by the time air fryers came out, I was done with that.
Bishop B
A lot of people still going through.
DJ Wells
It to my l used to eat the burrito. Those the burritos that came in the bag.
Bishop B
Oh, he got. God, I ain't going to lie to you.
Barbie
In college, that's all I had with them burritos.
DJ Wells
That's nasty.
Barbie
It's like burrito real.
DJ Wells
Yeah, that's nasty with hot sauce.
Young Nacho
Wait, why y' all was eating that after 18, bro? Damn.
Barbie
You don't have no stove or nothing.
Young Nacho
In your dorm room. I ain't go to college, bro. I'm like, I did.
Bishop B
I was nothing, bro. I made a shake.
DJ Wells
We was straight shout out to Winston. I ate Cookout and Chick fil a every day.
Young Nacho
Now, after high high school, I wasn't warming up no burrito. No frozen burrito that was in there.
Barbie
Every day for lunch.
Bishop B
I've been passed. I never had it, though. I know people swear by, though.
DJ Wells
Cookout was fire. There's a place called Cookouts based. It was based out of Carolina.
Young Nacho
I never had that.
DJ Wells
You can spend $5 and get the world, man. That's all you needed was $5. You can get you.
Young Nacho
That's like man's grill.
DJ Wells
You can get a burger, chicken, chicken nuggets on the side, fries and a drink everything. A milkshake too.
Colin Cowherd
And it was open late incident.
DJ Wells
And you can make the milkshake.
Young Nacho
Yeah, it's like Indianapolis.
DJ Wells
Nah, that was in Carolina. It's in Georgia too. But you can make a shake. Shout out to Cookout. You can make any kind of shake.
Young Nacho
If you say, I Wanna all that for $5? It was squirrel. Nothing.
DJ Wells
Held me down. Boy, I was that up here.
Young Nacho
Yeah.
DJ Wells
Wow.
Bishop B
Now you think of prices. I stuff like when Burger King was giving out 20 nuggets for like a dollar or something like this. Yeah, this is definitely.
Colin Cowherd
It was zebra knuckles.
DJ Wells
That's how you know. You don't know. When I went to college, I got dressed like. Like a. I put on my best outfit. They said we going to a cookout. Like, we going to cookout, y'. All. Oh, from that I didn't put on my best Jordan, my best shorts, my best polo, like, Time to cook out, y'. All. We get in the car, he's like, pulled up to this restaurant. It don't got. It got all tenant windows. You can't even go inside. I'm like, what the is this? Let's cook out this fire. I'm in the back fully dressed, looking like a.
Young Nacho
Damn.
DJ Wells
I thought y' all was going to a cookout. It's like, no food. This is cookout. But you can make a shake. I had a. You can put anything on that. Like strawberry, raspberry, Kit Kat, Skittles, anything. And they make the bankroll there.
Young Nacho
Y' all put cherries on your shakes.
DJ Wells
Nah, I'm cool. I don't like that.
Bishop B
Marshall. Cherries is not my favorite. They taste terrible.
Barbie
Yeah, I don't mind them being on.
Young Nacho
There, but I'm just not eating cherries.
DJ Wells
Ass. Hell of a tiger. Freaky all the time, bro.
Bishop B
Freaky ass shape.
Young Nacho
No, no. Usher, bro.
DJ Wells
I just did, bro.
Bishop B
A lot.
DJ Wells
Barbie, this right here.
Bishop B
Weak.
Young Nacho
He can't.
DJ Wells
Barbie now. This thinking about her back Hurt so bad.
Colin Cowherd
It hurt so bad.
DJ Wells
You know she hurt when she. I don't care. Boy. You want to tell you to leave.
Young Nacho
Yeah, go chilly.
DJ Wells
Right on.
Bishop B
Appreciate you.
Colin Cowherd
I'm in chili now. Come on, keep going.
Young Nacho
Okay, okay, okay.
Colin Cowherd
Now. Don't care about my back hurting.
Young Nacho
I bet.
DJ Wells
What you doing?
Young Nacho
Conversation. Now it. Let's roll.
Colin Cowherd
Be a part of the conversation.
DJ Wells
She here for sure.
Colin Cowherd
I did fall.
DJ Wells
You look like MC Light N. Why.
Colin Cowherd
The was she spinning?
DJ Wells
Please play that classic like she was spinning.
Bishop B
I hate to disrespect our legends, but this is crazy.
Colin Cowherd
I just dropped.
Young Nacho
Hey, disrespect. What the is you doing? What kind of shoes she have on?
Colin Cowherd
Oh, I hear a microphone.
Bishop B
That's.
DJ Wells
I with it. She got kept going on me legend, man.
Bishop B
So don't stop.
DJ Wells
Well, you got up and kept performing.
Young Nacho
Right then choice after that.
DJ Wells
Nah, I would have had to walk. I would have to walk like the.
Bishop B
Sound of sound of the mic dropping with her is crazy.
Colin Cowherd
She had to get up and dance after that.
Young Nacho
She probably man I I back in back.
DJ Wells
Ain't no way nobody feel like the worst fall I ever seen by entertainer had to be Michelle when she rolled her wow she was cooked and they.
Bishop B
You see how they looked at her when she feel like was like what the who felt the Met Gala she I'm definitely who fell down the stairs the me gala. I can't think of who did but.
Young Nacho
That was hilarious too G1 fall was crazy too.
Bishop B
Miguel leg dropping that girl still crazy. I know that's not a fall but that's still didn't somebody break their legs.
DJ Wells
Jumping off a Kid Cudi?
Young Nacho
Oh damn.
Bishop B
Off stage.
DJ Wells
Yeah. He like jumped off stage. Yeah.
Bishop B
He was in a boot and shit for that. Yeah. Kid Cudi had a hard life, man playing with his tricky guest.
Young Nacho
Then he ran in that.
DJ Wells
Oh I'm so close.
Bishop B
Damn, he's the worst.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Bishop B
Who was Beyonce?
Barbie
Beyonce Harry Styles.
Bishop B
No disrespectful MJ would never stay out of sweep.
DJ Wells
Who was that?
Barbie
Morgan Wallace? Sabrina Carpenter Jelly roll.
DJ Wells
Almost rolled the.
Barbie
That was Prince.
DJ Wells
That should have been scrolled Yo Beyonce.
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DJ Wells
Oh man.
Colin Cowherd
You're welcome.
Young Nacho
When R Way fell through that roof.
Colin Cowherd
He was falling on people.
DJ Wells
Lizzo fell slow as hell.
Bishop B
Damn.
Colin Cowherd
Who is that?
Young Nacho
ACL sniper Bow.
DJ Wells
Oh man.
Bishop B
He disappeared Travis Scott a few times.
DJ Wells
She played that off smooth. Oh oh.
Colin Cowherd
They threw him back over.
Young Nacho
Who was that?
Bishop B
Ernest the artist is off that.
Colin Cowherd
I was walking straight myself last night.
DJ Wells
And then just dropped what you call.
Colin Cowherd
Shoot you on some dumb ass platforms about this big. I think my legs just gave out.
Bishop B
Did people see you?
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, they helped me up. I was like I'm drunk.
Bishop B
Thanks.
Colin Cowherd
I'm glad.
Young Nacho
Oh yeah. No wonder why your back hurting in.
Colin Cowherd
But it was just like I don't feel like that was it. I don't know what it was.
Bishop B
You don't feel like that was it?
DJ Wells
Definitely was it.
Colin Cowherd
I just felt like straight down like.
Bishop B
And then I don't know if he had other activity but you know say a massive fall like that might have some residuals.
Young Nacho
Got active on Barbie put that foot on her dude somebody.
Colin Cowherd
They could have popped my back. I wish they would have. I was home and alone knocked out. I'm gonna go to 11 o' clock today. Like what the hell.
Bishop B
Woke up with an injury me.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah.
DJ Wells
I got out of the bed like he went crazy.
Young Nacho
Put her to bed till 11.
DJ Wells
Flu game nobody. God damn that was over there like that Popeye.
Young Nacho
D.
DJ Wells
Said.
Young Nacho
I with this.
Bishop B
Hey we talking about this off camera we gotta talk about here. There's nothing greater in time than when was really risking it all for that Popeye's chicken sandwich bro.
DJ Wells
Man. Well I never had one. I just don't understand good though.
Young Nacho
But the hype was crazy.
Bishop B
I never had one myself either.
Young Nacho
For real?
DJ Wells
Nah, nah.
Young Nacho
That piece of chicken that's gone smoke.
Bishop B
I was just mad that the stores was closing at 2 or 3 o'. Clock. Like I. Maybe I wanted a three piece. I ain't give a damn about the sandwich. I just out of everything with the.
Young Nacho
Sliced pickles and the sweet heat, bro.
DJ Wells
The way you talk about food, it's.
Young Nacho
Like I was telling you though.
DJ Wells
Like me, they wipe, man, the moment I seen that chicken, that chicken, that.
Young Nacho
Chicken sandwich with them sliced pickles making that. That sweet heat sauce with your macaroni or your red beans and rice on the side. Elite.
Colin Cowherd
It was just too thick. I don't like a thick chicken sandwich.
Young Nacho
Right.
Bishop B
Man, people were smacking that sandwich.
Young Nacho
I prefer a thick. Excellent. Yeah.
DJ Wells
Let me ask you this. While we here, we had a debate. We was playing a game day. Like one of my homeboy shout out to Al. He told me that like 170. And like it's like little like, well, Al.
Young Nacho
Al big. So it makes sense though.
DJ Wells
Yeah. He was telling me. I was like. I was like, I couldn't probably date a girl who was 210. Like that's probably just. I'll be like, yo, she's fresh.
Young Nacho
Al could have went to the NFL. So that's. That's fair.
Bishop B
Shout out.
DJ Wells
He said 2:10. That's a lady.
Young Nacho
Yeah. 2, 210. Ow. Yeah. That snuggle a little different. They got a halfway through, they gotta pull them covers off. You know what I'm like now 2, now 2 10. Now 210.
DJ Wells
You.
Young Nacho
You working with a monster. I ain't gonna lie. I'mma keep it real because I'll write 170 if she's like 5 5. If she's like 5 9. 170, that's. You still slim?
DJ Wells
Yeah, you still slim.
Colin Cowherd
I'm almost 170.
DJ Wells
I ain't saying I'm only.
Colin Cowherd
I'm five' three, but I weigh like 150, something like that.
Young Nacho
Yeah. So you weigh off 20 pounds a lot. You put on 20 pound weight, that.
Colin Cowherd
Might be about 160. I don't know.
Young Nacho
We ought to get you some cane or something.
DJ Wells
Take her to oh, damn.
Young Nacho
Barbie bite. Beers in the back.
Bishop B
What fit that dress?
DJ Wells
No.
Young Nacho
Well, it depends on your height though, bro. 170 ain't bad though.
DJ Wells
No, I mean, I. I don't know. But we were just talking. But it was just a guy conversation and he was just like teague, like, you know your life. 135, man, whatever she is. Yeah, he like two way 85. 200. Yeah, yeah. He started getting hyped.
Young Nacho
200. She. She got her titties big, her legs big feet big. You a heavy. You gotta end it. Gotta be. Nah, for real. No, no, no, no, no for real. Cause I'm 250. A 210 girl, you boy. We Oklahoma drilling together. Ain't no way down. And I'll be getting hot at night, so weigh 200. We definitely hell cellophane on at all.
Barbie
Times thing from last episode.
DJ Wells
It's just not a. What happened to the sisters? The big lady.
Young Nacho
The big.
Barbie
The big sisters. The thousand pounds.
Young Nacho
The thousand pound white lady. Yeah. Oh, listen, I'm glad. Thank you, Mike. We're gonna get back to that too. About 170. 170. You know, slim and trim, depending on your height. But the white lady. Shit, listen, that wasn't for the way that was clipped up. It's not about just all white women. We was talking about a thousand pound white women. White women was writing me like be in like we love the show. Like, not saying you should date us. I was like, well, I wouldn't anyway. No, I'm serious. Like, I just don't prefer that. But I'm like, no, that was no offense. Yeah, hell yeah. That was no offense to no white women, though.
Barbie
Even if it's a thousand pound white woman. You can love who you want to love.
Young Nacho
You can though, bro. I'm just cool, bro. I just. Come on, man. 500, bro. You on your way out of here to me once you get past 5. 500 pound. I thought you trying to kill yourself. I know we ain't. Shouldn't be promoting that, but come on, eat yourself. Y' all show me motherfu eating three pieces, bro. Come on, bro. You just living. You just waking up like damn else another day you just. Again, I'm nothing, bro.
DJ Wells
My husband there.
Colin Cowherd
That bomb got yours?
Young Nacho
Nah. But back to this. My goddamn 57 17. She probably cool, bro. You don't want no little slim, though. That's probably why they was on your ass like. Like a real little.
DJ Wells
They was just saying I he don't.
Young Nacho
Like dark skinned women and like that.
DJ Wells
Who don't like dark skin?
Young Nacho
You know what people say about you?
DJ Wells
I never heard that. This lying.
Bishop B
All right.
DJ Wells
Damn. Well, they ain't still DJs.
Bishop B
They respect the world.
Colin Cowherd
DJ Lady B. Is they cool with DJ?
Bishop B
Yeah, he want me to work.
Young Nacho
What's the fair size for you?
Colin Cowherd
You said the biggest size?
Young Nacho
Yeah.
DJ Wells
Damn. They took my food.
Colin Cowherd
I like the little snow too skinny or I. I do like tall skinny guys, but I do like, you know, little weight. Little NFL player type build.
DJ Wells
Oh she trying to get a knowledge like.
Bishop B
Like a slim little NFL.
DJ Wells
She got set.
Young Nacho
Five 285 to be about six fold, baby.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, at least.
Young Nacho
At least. At least six.
Bishop B
At least. All right.
DJ Wells
Would you want, would you date a on the line? I think that play on the o line.
Young Nacho
Yeah.
Bishop B
62300.
Colin Cowherd
I would, I would cuz feel like.
Young Nacho
He fit in the NFL. You got to be in some type of shape.
Bishop B
Okay muscle to lay up with.
Colin Cowherd
But I do like skinny guys. That's why I said I really honestly don't have a type. I just. I like good vibes. So.
Young Nacho
So he can't, he can't be 5, 5 and 133 cuz I beat you up.
Barbie
You know the average size of a man in the United States is 5, 6.
DJ Wells
6. Damn. Damn.
Colin Cowherd
I believe it. Cuz I be just dating short ass dudes. I'm five' three. So you at least got to be taller than me.
DJ Wells
And then so would you like heels too? You know, would you date Jeezy as him being Jeezy?
Colin Cowherd
Hell yeah.
DJ Wells
He like five' three. There we go.
Colin Cowherd
He's Jeezy.
Bishop B
You're taller with a bank roll. Fellas, let's go.
Colin Cowherd
I never wear heels. I'll just wear flats all the time. Come on baby.
Young Nacho
Okay, so five' three. Three if you got homies.
DJ Wells
But he's short.
Young Nacho
He is little.
Barbie
But say five, huh? It's 85.
DJ Wells
Eight.
Young Nacho
No, he's about five six, five five.
Bishop B
Shout out to Jesus Barbie crazy.
DJ Wells
She said got that paper.
Young Nacho
Don't matter what you look like.
DJ Wells
Five, two, baby shark.
Colin Cowherd
You gotta spin that. If you spin that. Come on. Come on sister girl.
Bishop B
Well you heard here from Barbie. No matter how tall you are. Happy bank row.
Colin Cowherd
Just having a bank roll. You got to spend it.
Bishop B
Yeah. Okay. And spend it.
Colin Cowherd
Me.
Young Nacho
Which is damn you dating. Should he pay your bills?
Colin Cowherd
That would be nice. I would like that. We don't live together.
Young Nacho
No.
Colin Cowherd
And he just. If he wants to be nice, hell yeah. It's not a requirement but it would.
Barbie
Be like a one time thing or you saying like consistently.
Young Nacho
Yeah, pay him consistently. Like if we're dating people have that.
Colin Cowherd
And I want that. That's lovely.
DJ Wells
Yeah, I want that.
Colin Cowherd
I think that's dope.
Young Nacho
So after like after like a year.
DJ Wells
Is paying like is doing everything and.
Colin Cowherd
I don't know where these be finding them at. I need a shark. What's a shark tricking ass supposed to be a shark is supposed to be like a guy that has money. Like you know.
Young Nacho
Yeah.
Colin Cowherd
He's well off, but them sharks be. I mean, cuz what I'm gonna do with a. That got a lot of money and ain't spending on me like you a shark for no reason. Get the out my ocean.
Young Nacho
Yeah. That ain't serviceable.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, not serviceable.
Bishop B
Barbie, go put some big on your back, please.
DJ Wells
Apprec Bar just stop liking you right there.
Young Nacho
No, they don't.
Colin Cowherd
They like. I'll buy you this. I'll buy you this.
Bishop B
I'll snitching. See, look, look.
Colin Cowherd
Y want to see it?
DJ Wells
Yeah. Names. Yeah.
Young Nacho
Give them a shout out.
DJ Wells
Yeah. Shout out the thirsty.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, they're going to shout out the thirsty. Don't do that. That's messy.
Young Nacho
They want some love on the show.
Colin Cowherd
They do.
Barbie
You got to get back to mc. We can't see.
DJ Wells
See.
Colin Cowherd
Oh, gosh. Here. You just going to go through them.
DJ Wells
No. Look at all this. Name us right there. You.
Colin Cowherd
Oh, okay. Let's see. They said they gonna pay my bills.
DJ Wells
Yeah. Oh, you gotta go deep in the street.
Barbie
In the search. It'll pop up. Just type.
Bishop B
What?
Barbie
Just type pay.
DJ Wells
But Nigerian.
Young Nacho
That's probably African.
Colin Cowherd
Africans is mean.
DJ Wells
They don't like what.
Bishop B
Shout out to our African listeners. We appreciate y'. All. The motherland, G. He don't want to date white women.
Colin Cowherd
I don't want to date an African.
DJ Wells
I.
Young Nacho
But actually get them off the road. Oh, my gosh. I'm with you when you right, boy.
Colin Cowherd
No, but actually I didn't need a beautiful.
Young Nacho
You stab him.
Colin Cowherd
We grab him a beautiful IR last night. That was like 65. He was cool.
Bishop B
Shout out to air Tren.
Young Nacho
But you ain't all my air. I love them. I love your shout out to all my air. That do taxes and too.
Colin Cowherd
That's my thing.
Bishop B
That's a different type of finesse.
DJ Wells
Why you tell us about who DM'd you?
Colin Cowherd
Because I'm trying to find who, like.
Bishop B
Right after you find.
Young Nacho
Yeah. Ain't.
DJ Wells
Yeah. Nobody trying to pay your bills.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, I have a lot of requests. That's all everybody been sending. Like hard faces and little D.
Bishop B
Thanks. Barbie get you a balls life drink.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Young Nacho
Screenshot him. Screenshot him for Thursday.
DJ Wells
Ran McDonald.
Colin Cowherd
Let's see what they talking about. I don't even be responding back.
DJ Wells
Oh, we won't respond back.
Bishop B
Gonna get paid tap in.
Colin Cowherd
That's why I've been at work every damn day.
Bishop B
Mike.
Young Nacho
What happened?
DJ Wells
He said Mike ain't paying me at. That's why I go to work every damn day.
Barbie
Did not last week.
Young Nacho
I forgot it's all right, bro. She didn't miss so much.
Bishop B
Yeah, she got one.
Young Nacho
She gotta do one for the strength.
Bishop B
Shout out to year two.
Young Nacho
Yeah.
Barbie
I just want y know that y' all talking about white people in Africans.
Young Nacho
I didn't say nothing about white.
Bishop B
We love everybody.
DJ Wells
Okay. Yeah, don't say anything.
Bishop B
Shout out to the gangs. All those.
DJ Wells
I never enter those conversations, cuz they will fraud me. Yeah, I stay conversation.
Young Nacho
I, I, I don't.
Bishop B
Because for real.
Young Nacho
Shout out to all the white people that I did with. You know, I. With all y'.
DJ Wells
All.
Young Nacho
But dating. Come on, bro. £500 is crazy.
DJ Wells
It's got.
Barbie
And shout out all the fat people, too. Some of y' all have conditions.
Young Nacho
No, a lot of these fat don't got conditions, bro. You ain't trying to help yourself out of here. Y' all always trying to put mental health in conditions among fat people. Just do right.
Bishop B
Clock in. Hey, y' all see Shador first game? Yeah. I was at the bar watching that. A lot of upset. You know what I'm saying? People around there, a lot of people did not want to see him, you know what I'm saying? Be successful. I've seen a lot of have, like, it's just a preseason. If he'd have up. Y' all have been. Y' all have been talking crazy about Shador, showing some respect.
Young Nacho
Nah, he had a good crazy. You just gotta stay focused, bro. It's a lot. He battling a boy against a whole lot.
Bishop B
So he is.
DJ Wells
I was one of those guys who, like I said, I wasn't a fan of Shador. What? I questioned how he went about things in interviews.
Young Nacho
Yeah.
DJ Wells
But after watching how, like, much people hating how bad they want to see him fall, like, I'm like, I'm all the way on the other side now. I want to see him, man. Everything. I thought he was gonna get picked in the first round and all that stuff. So my view was a little different. I'm like, yo, you're gonna be a leader of a franchise one day. But now to see what he's going through and see how people react to him, it's like, bro, y' all gotta chill. Like the white dude that he went up to.
Bishop B
Yeah.
DJ Wells
Y' all seen the, the interview he did?
Bishop B
Yeah.
DJ Wells
When he talked about his arm was sore and stuff like, bro, you, you od, bro. Now reach out. Shout out to the other white dude that was on the interview the pod order was doing together, he was like, bro, give him a chance. Like, oh, he was throwing the ball because he's trying to get better.
Young Nacho
Nah, facts. Even him walking up to the owner, bro, I with that. Like, bro, holla at me. What we. What we.
Bishop B
What's really, man?
Young Nacho
Like, tell me what's really good. Like, why is it beef? Why you ain't said nothing positive about me?
DJ Wells
That was the interviewer.
Young Nacho
Oh, I thought that was the owner of the team.
Bishop B
He had a conversation, basically, say, yeah, I ain't really picking.
DJ Wells
But yeah, he walked up to the.
Bishop B
Writer and had that conversation. He. He can't do it.
DJ Wells
Team boy.
Young Nacho
How about say that I with that, cuz he's talking crazy like that. But I get it.
DJ Wells
He wouldn't be in the NFL no more.
Bishop B
Yeah, you cannot do that.
DJ Wells
Yeah, he.
Bishop B
You had a good game, though. Don't do too much.
Young Nacho
You all right, Shador?
Bishop B
No, I'm rocking with Shador all the way. But I think that is DOP that he walked up to the R. Hey, man, why you ain't got nothing nice to ever say about me, bro?
DJ Wells
I almost. What is a fifth round, sixth round pick? Like, what can I be doing that's so wrong?
Young Nacho
Like, it's crazy. Him and Bronnie had to go through the same. Literally, bro. Same criticism.
Bishop B
Bron criticisms, but for different reasons.
Young Nacho
N. Bronny's actually was kind of worse.
Bishop B
Nah, they put Bronnie. Basically. They said Bronnie didn't belong in the league. They said, he. Obviously, you're only here because your dad. That's what they was on. Shador deserved to be a first round pick. Realistically.
DJ Wells
Yeah. And he dropped.
Young Nacho
I'm just talking about the criticism. You fail to the end. You still got to deal with the. Like, I'm all the way back here. Why ain't y' all talking about the people in the first round?
DJ Wells
That's what I'm saying. That's why I'm, like, all the way on the other side now. Like, yo, y' all hating this, man. He a fifth, sixth round, whatever round he got PI. Fifth round pick. Fifth round pick. And y' all still hating on him.
Bishop B
And it's very obvious that there was a decision for him not to be drafted higher. I mean, they wouldn't guess it, but it was. It was a consensus that they did not want him to be. Be in a position.
Barbie
I don't know how true it is, Jesse about, like, the business side of it, like, his contract, like, he gets a percentage of everyone in his jersey sales.
Young Nacho
Oh, yeah.
Barbie
So they wanted to, like, basically shadow ban him and his, like, his stock pick because the more famous he is. And the more they sell, they owe him more money.
DJ Wells
I probably believe it's probably something.
Barbie
Apparently a super unique NFL contract trick.
Young Nacho
Damn.
Bishop B
That's interesting. I would love to see.
Barbie
I got some more research but.
Bishop B
And that Browns fan base, bro. They. They have been through some. They. They are happy for everything to come that way.
DJ Wells
So everybody buying them jerseys. And did y see the price of tickets for that preseason game after he announced that he was going to be the starter. Crazy right on the went from $12 to $150.
Bishop B
And you can say it's preseason all you want to. NFL fans do not care about that. They locked in, bro. NFL fan is different.
DJ Wells
I'm just proud that he went out there and performed. We had a good game.
Young Nacho
Yeah.
Bishop B
So happy that he had a good game, bro.
Barbie
The clause equity. This clause gives Sanders a percentage of revenue generated from merchandise, sponsorships and promotions linked to his name and likeness.
Young Nacho
And they got nil in the NFL.
DJ Wells
Oh yeah, they. Oh that's probably. People ain't with him.
Barbie
That's what I said. It wasn't. It wasn't that his. His character was super. They was trying smart. Yeah. That's why he got picked so far back because apparently his agents would wanted this clause in the contract.
Bishop B
That's interesting.
DJ Wells
I didn't know that so I didn't either. Yeah.
Barbie
Makes a lot of sense now. Especially if he proves himself.
Young Nacho
Yeah.
Barbie
He's gonna get a dumb bag.
DJ Wells
He already getting people buying them jerseys right now. Yeah. And Brown's fans.
Young Nacho
You he's not already cleaned up.
DJ Wells
You tripping if you ain't putting them out. Everybody wants to do a Sanders.
Bishop B
And you look at that quarterback room, bro. It's very possible, bro. He could go into a week one as a starter. Especially if he keeps in this pace, man. Yeah, I would love to see that.
DJ Wells
I think they gonna start flack just cuz but off the strength.
Bishop B
And the best part about it for him. You know what I'm saying? Like you said the thing about being a late pick. If he come out there, get a chance to kill you get paid quicker.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Young Nacho
Oh yeah you do.
Barbie
It's reported that his jersey sales have reached 250 million which generates. Wait, what 14 million in commissions.
Young Nacho
Yeah. He done. He didn't ran it up quarter mil.
Bishop B
I mean 250 quarter bill.
DJ Wells
Excuse me. Yeah.
Bishop B
Jesus.
Young Nacho
He didn't ran it up.
DJ Wells
Made 14 million.
Bishop B
I pray that that's real.
DJ Wells
More than any first round pick.
Barbie
They said with this clause and like if he becomes like a superstar, he could be the richest NFL player ever.
DJ Wells
That's why he didn't get picked. He came in here up.
Bishop B
Yeah, I didn't know about that. I'm happy to have heard about that because we talk about the WWE stuff and how much they work, but they get a percentage of that Mercury merch, and everywhere you go to WWE event, it's all merged out.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Barbie
I'm actually a super fan of his now.
DJ Wells
I am, too. That's brilliant. He. He took a chance. He was like, it.
Bishop B
I know.
DJ Wells
He betted on himself, like, I'm gonna be that, even if he don't. But you know what's crazy?
Young Nacho
Yes.
DJ Wells
You know what's crazy? Him getting picked, like, later probably didn't help that for sure.
Barbie
Because now they. Now they underdog.
DJ Wells
Yeah. Now everybody like me. Y' all ain't with my thing. I'm definitely getting this for George Sanders.
Bishop B
And you.
DJ Wells
I am, too. I want a Shador Sander shirts.
Bishop B
And now you underdog story.
DJ Wells
Yeah. And now when he kill, he gonna be even more probably, bro. He's gonna touch a half a billion to a billion dollars, bro.
Young Nacho
I've been rolling before that, man. He just. Hey, the way they treating him, the money is cool. And that's. That's. He is smart, but can't be treating that like that, bro.
Barbie
I think that explains why.
DJ Wells
I think that's the game, though.
Barbie
That's why they treat him like that. They don't care about his game. They care about the.
Young Nacho
No, no, no. I'm saying, okay, I'm on the team now. You draft me. I'm better than these, all that. I'm on the team now. All that's cool. Pygmy glass. I'm not the fourth best on this team. That.
DJ Wells
Yeah, but it's always a bigger play. Yeah.
Young Nacho
That'll have nothing to do with money at that point or nothing now. It's just pure skill. I'm already on the team. We already signed the contract. It is what it is, bro.
Bishop B
And how I know that? Because it seemed to be, you know, I'm saying this was supposed to be, quote unquote, a setup for him. You know what I'm saying? Not getting the first team reps to throw out that first game, preseason. Now you accept. Now it's kind of like, damn. Just kind of put egg back in your face.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Bishop B
Because now if he kills, it's just like, okay, so why is he doing.
DJ Wells
If I'm him, I'm like, I'mma keep doing my work, but I, like, put me back in the Fourth, like, for what? Cause now all the pressure is on the organization. Like, all the pressure is on all those other quarterbacks. Y' all gotta go out there and deliver. I already did what I can do. I'm buzzing the world buzzing about me. Shador. All right, Shador. This my jersey sales. I was about to make another 7 million, probably. And now all the pressure is off me. I can't. When I get a chance, I'm not gonna be doing no wrong because I got my one chance. I excel. Y' all gonna get a chance before me in the regular season, y'. All. If y' all don't play well or whatever it is, when my chance come, y' all don't expect nothing crazy from me. I'm the fourth string, and I ain't had no reps 80 months.
Bishop B
More important with that tee, what them fans gonna do as soon as get shaky start?
DJ Wells
We should do what you do.
Bishop B
Them chants, bro. And that Browns fan base is different, bro. They locked in even when they go, oh, and whatever.
DJ Wells
Yeah, we want Shador. It's going to be tough, like, for whoever the starting quarterback is. And that's a beautiful place to be. Like, they start him week one, he. He. That might be wrong. He got to be Jaden Daniels. Like, he gotta go crazy because if he just have a shaky week one. You know what I mean? This is what we thought.
Young Nacho
I mean, if you start. Start who? You was going to start out the gate. Cool, bro. But as the season go on, bro, for real, like, let me get some bird.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Young Nacho
We ain't gonna win.
DJ Wells
I'm saying the way you want to. In his position being fifth round pick, you want to come in when people want you. Like right now, he hooping or whatever. If they start him week one, it's almost like, all right, y' all want him. We gonna give him to y', all, and he gonna go against starters, all that, whatever. And if you don't have a great week one, everybody gonna be like, told you. Never mind. Yeah.
Bishop B
Who plays who? The bronze play week one.
DJ Wells
Please hold on.
Bishop B
No rush.
DJ Wells
But now it's all love. Like, he probably at the crib, like, just working on his. But it's like.
Young Nacho
Yeah.
Bishop B
And the locker room seems to with him, too, which is very important in the situation as well.
DJ Wells
Who?
Barbie
Like the Bengals.
Bishop B
Ooh, rivalry game.
DJ Wells
Yeah. Pick one.
Bishop B
Yeah, but if he get out, if he goes, he starts playing ball out. Yeah, you throw two CDs, bro. And don't lose by a lot. You, you good. That's a great. That's a great team right there. Like, he have high hopes to the Bengals pay a lot of people money this offseason.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Bishop B
Division game, too.
DJ Wells
I. I mean, I, I'll be hyped for him to start, but I ain't.
Young Nacho
Mad if he don't. I just want him to get some opportunity throughout the season.
DJ Wells
I think he will, but I just think he in a great position right now. Well, he did. I think he put himself in a great position. Even like, you know, when you play a professional sport, you always auditioning for other teams. You ain't never just worrying about the team you own. So, yeah, even if they like fuck around and have a great season, somebody gonna be like, all right, we can work with Shador.
Bishop B
And it's one of the most important positions in sports. So even like you said, if it don't work out over there, somebody gonna be like, well, if he's just sitting there chilling, we'll take him.
DJ Wells
Yeah, for sure.
Bishop B
Shout out to Shador. Man went crazy. Could we pull up the NBA Christmas schedule, please? Shout out to Sean, drop the bomb. You know what I'm saying? NBA schedule. They don't give a damn about the Eastern Conference beheading. I know you were happy about this.
DJ Wells
This.
Bishop B
It's like one East Copper slate this entire holiday weekend coming up.
Young Nacho
Who is it?
Bishop B
The first game, I believe is got.
DJ Wells
To be New York in there.
Bishop B
Spurs and Knicks. No, that's last year's. They said. I know the spurs are not playing that one.
DJ Wells
You got.
Barbie
Give me a second.
Young Nacho
I got on your phone.
Bishop B
Yeah, I'll pull it up. One second.
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DJ Wells
Spurs and Knicks last year it's probably the Knicks and wouldn't be them.
Bishop B
They played the first game though. I know that much.
DJ Wells
Probably.
Barbie
I got Rockets.
DJ Wells
Okay. See. Yeah, well I know the Rockets play.
Bishop B
Okay, see that's open tonight though.
DJ Wells
Yeah, it's opening night.
Bishop B
Yeah, that's crazy.
DJ Wells
You see what KD said? You seen a tweet? Yeah, you see too. Somebody was like it's crazy. You got to play them opening night and watch them put up a banner when you couldn't do it. And he was like finally. It's been 10 years.
Bishop B
Then he was just like why the warriors fans will hate you because I got them two phones.
DJ Wells
MVPs they can't let go.
Bishop B
KD been getting this shut off on Twitter.
DJ Wells
I love I probably would be really good friends with Katie. He thinks I do. Oh I would have been talking shit. He did not give a no and I'm a champion.
Bishop B
Let's go to open Dice since we're here. Sorry. Yeah Rockets at OKC is gonna be a hell of a game. Golden State at LA ain't mad at either one of those. It's always a good matchup with Bron and Steph. But Christmas Day 12 o' clock you got Cavs and Knicks. That should be a solid game. I ain't mad at that.
DJ Wells
I'll probably be sleeping on know 12 o'. Clock. Okay.
Young Nacho
That's when my gonna start opening night gifts.
Bishop B
San Antonio spurs and okc.
DJ Wells
Definitely not watching that.
Bishop B
I ain't mad at wi begin Christmas games.
Young Nacho
I'mma check that one out.
Bishop B
That Rocket Slayers game is gonna be fire. That's gonna be the prime joint. Dallas and Golden State. I'm a little surprised about that. They put Dallas there, but I'm not mad at it.
DJ Wells
I probably won't check that one out.
Bishop B
And then the late one which I probably won't catch which will be a good one. Dec, Timber Wolves and Nuggets. I'm not mad at any of these. That's off.
DJ Wells
They all good game.
Bishop B
He's getting one game. They deserve it cuz everybody else.
Young Nacho
A lot of stars in these.
Bishop B
Yeah. Wibby's gonna pray on Christmas for a very long time period. Yeah, that's just what it is. Celtics ain't playing. Obviously we know why. Same with Giannis ain't playing which is surprising as well. They ain't get a Christmas game this.
Young Nacho
Year they don't deserve.
DJ Wells
They ain't get one last year.
Bishop B
Yeah, I'm surprised. I mean normally they put all their stars on the Christmas day, but yeah.
Young Nacho
Let'S get the good teams with the stars on the.
DJ Wells
Man.
Bishop B
This is interesting.
Young Nacho
I'm rolling with that schedule though. I like that.
Bishop B
A lot of people been talking man. Be hearing you earlier on this the East, Bo. It's going to be some long nights in the east, man. Hopefully some surprise seeds go crazy. Hopefully the Hawks can, you know what I'm saying live up to Sander. Hopefully the Magic.
DJ Wells
Stay over there. Stay over there.
Bishop B
I can give a damn about.
DJ Wells
Yeah, we got. I think Trey might be a little upset. He ain't get ask, you know. Ain't offer him extension yet. It so he about to prove.
Young Nacho
Hey, Trey.
Bishop B
Yeah?
DJ Wells
Better. I think Trey about to go crazy this year especially.
Young Nacho
Better Trey.
DJ Wells
Trey.
Young Nacho
Better Trey. Go ahead West.
Bishop B
Listen, listen.
Young Nacho
What are you celebrating? Bo?
Bishop B
As a person who had dealt with his superstar le his team. The grass is not always greener.
Young Nacho
We love y boy. We love you, Trey. East wide open. I keep trying to tell y. The east do I try to tell y. I've been tell for the past two years that the east doo East d been doodle since Jeff and are damn for real.
DJ Wells
What? 20, 21?
Young Nacho
Yes, the east has been n the whooped ass team. Yes, y' all the best team. Y' all won on the east side. It wasn't I'm talking about deep. It's a lot of teams out West. It's always like six teams that be well over 500 out west, bro. You can damn near be 500 and you guarantee a lock for the playoffs in the East.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Bishop B
If you're saying that the eastern top heavy, I don't disagree.
Young Nacho
Yes, bro.
DJ Wells
Yeah. I mean, it's because the Wizards in Charlotte have been so bad in the past 15 years.
Young Nacho
The Nets got a chance to make some noise out east this year, bro.
DJ Wells
They do.
Young Nacho
And they're a mediocre team, bro. For real.
DJ Wells
Mediocre.
Young Nacho
Yeah. His road tray is gonna have to do some damage. Jaylen Johnson is gonna have to kill, bro.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Young Nacho
I mean, game like, seriously, like. And that's no disrespect. I'm just talking about as a team out west is better team. The Nuggets are better than the Hawks.
DJ Wells
Yeah. I give you that.
Young Nacho
We don't know if the Nuggets is going to be in the east co or west coast finals. Like you.
DJ Wells
You definitely right. Yeah.
Young Nacho
I would say out west comparable. Y' all probably like the Timberwolves, maybe.
DJ Wells
We got t more on that tomorrow.
Bishop B
This is a 5:20 in the morning segment for sure, but wanted to keep y' all updated, you know what I'm saying? NBC approaches. We.
DJ Wells
We.
Bishop B
Geek, man. Man.
Young Nacho
For sure. But listen excited.
Bishop B
This is that time of year where. You know what I'm saying, we got a couple more weeks, but it get lit. We got. You know what I'm saying, College football about to be back. It's up. You got NFL, then you got the NBA again, man.
Young Nacho
Nah, nah.
Bishop B
No more weekends without sports, man. Shout out to the W. They held us down in the meantime, for sure. We didn't get the Olympics this year. I was thinking about that, looking at some of the stuff that document on Netflix. I know we talked about it before. It's so fire, though, to see Autumn talk about, like, how they came together to win that channel. That was crazy.
DJ Wells
Nah.
Young Nacho
Yeah, that's dope.
DJ Wells
You know what I've been watching on tv, though? Not even, like, Netflix. Whatever. I was on Prime. Y' all really look at the Hurricane Katrina documentary. This is just random.
Bishop B
Which one?
DJ Wells
They got a new one on Prime, I think, bro. It was that. Wow. Y' all get a chance to watch it.
Young Nacho
They broke the levies, man.
DJ Wells
Saying that. But they just.
Young Nacho
They did, bro. That was a fix, bro.
DJ Wells
But what?
Bishop B
That was a f. The conditions that people had to live in. Being misplaced is so crazy.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Young Nacho
Just watch it all them people came up here. People was coming up tonight. It was so many people from New Orleans.
DJ Wells
Like, calling people in your own country refugees is crazy insane.
Young Nacho
That's nuts.
DJ Wells
That's wild.
Young Nacho
That's. That's different.
DJ Wells
Yeah. I was like, this crazy.
Young Nacho
I only think New Orleans is back. They ain't even back.
Bishop B
I mean, it's. It's.
DJ Wells
It's.
Young Nacho
It's cool, but it's like, it's on.
DJ Wells
I think it's on. That's a lot. No, it might be on peace. I don't know. What.
Bishop B
It's never like, a generation of people.
DJ Wells
It was just crazy, okay?
Bishop B
It just crazy because, like, think about where we was at that time in life. I remember when that was happening. I remember watching the Kanye west of Live where the George was. Don't care about black people, bro. I watched this and went to the bowling alley and kicked in with my. At night. Like, people was going through real, bro. Being misplaced generations, laws, cities, not cities. But like, just so much was lost from that, bro. And people, like you said, being refugees, bro. I am a citizen of the United States, bro. I just live in the next state. That is crazy.
DJ Wells
Like, people not really being welcome. I'm telling you. I'm coming to, like, other cities and shit.
Young Nacho
Like, it was hard for people coming here, bro.
Bishop B
And this was even bad because when they was misplacing some of those people that was putting them, like, in the Superdome of some of them places, bro. Those ungoverned, unpoliced places, bro. So they had crime. They had a lot of abuse going on. Like, they just threw people in, like, proverbial cages, bro. Yeah, that shit's crazy.
DJ Wells
It might be. It might be it right there. Was it? Yeah, it's.
Barbie
No, it came out July 27th. Is this Hurricane Katrina racing?
DJ Wells
Yeah, that's the one right there. Yeah.
Bishop B
Yeah, I'mma tap in with that.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Barbie
Love a good doc FR the EP on it.
Bishop B
Oh, yeah. I'm say less.
DJ Wells
That mug is crazy.
Bishop B
I'm so.
DJ Wells
Yeah, it's crazy.
Bishop B
I'mma tell you what, I'm done watching, man, even though I'm going to keep watching it, but I'm done with this, bro, being mf. It's just like every week that they just decide that Big Meech is John Wick at any given time, and it.
DJ Wells
Is really me up not being done.
Young Nacho
Yeah, I don't watch. I just like the dude that imitate.
Bishop B
Yeah, he's hilarious.
Young Nacho
Yeah, he's my favorite person on the Internet.
Bishop B
It's a guilty pleasure. Bro, it's one. I got to see it through. But it's. It's that point. But when he's in Mexico, bro, it's like, all right, bro. This Meech is an assassin, bro. Wonderful.
DJ Wells
I stop watching it, bro.
Young Nacho
He probably didn't even do a lot of that stuff. Stuff. No, bro, he probably do a lot of stuff. Y' all watching, man. I hate how Meech came home. I just hate it.
Bishop B
Still bother you? Still don't say right.
Young Nacho
Talk about Big Meats, man. Y don't know. Even from my neighborhood, bro used to talk about Big Meats. Y. Y don't know me. We used to go down. Everybody used to drive down to Atlanta, and I'm like, this come home, I'm like, wow, my really institutionalized for real. Real. I don't know.
DJ Wells
Y' all be watching. You'll be watching the Shot.
Bishop B
Yes, absolutely.
DJ Wells
I ain't watching in a minute, but it's crazy talking about. We just talking about that with Buck at the gym. He was trying to tell me that the Shot still fire.
Bishop B
I'm gonna tell you what happened. I would. I love the shot. Watch every single season of A Shot. When Keisha got abducted and messed up, it got real dark and it got trash. When they started talking more about the kids, it kind of got out now that they focus more on the kids, like them being like, teenagers and adults, and then, like, the adults around them. The. The Shot. The last two season been a totally different show.
DJ Wells
They saying it was fire again. Kenan was saying, it's too emotional this season. He's like, I was damn about to cry.
Bishop B
Nah, it's a lot of to hit home. But I.
DJ Wells
It's.
Bishop B
It's Lean Away. So, you know, some of the writing, some gonna be wild, but the last two seasons of the Shot have been fired. I with it. I got season finale. Last week was definitely solid. I'm looking forward to the next one. At one point, it got super ridiculous too, but they reeled it back in. It's definitely like tv. You don't. Wouldn't mind watching.
DJ Wells
Yeah, I got. I got that big in. Yeah.
Bishop B
I ain't mad at it at all, man. Shout out to the shot.
DJ Wells
I'm gonna watch.
Bishop B
Yeah, That. I am looking forward to that movie, too. Who produced that movie? Is that Jordan Peele? Yeah, Jordan Peele. Yeah. What's name over him.
DJ Wells
Yep, him.
Bishop B
Yeah. With Marlon Wayans. I am definitely looking forward to that. It's a. It's a. About a quarterback. You know what I'm saying? Trying to risk it all for fame. I ain't ever mad at it. I know he's still shitty right now, though, because he lost one of the best movies out right now. Weapons going crazy. I'm not even a horror film nigga. Tap in if you haven't seen Weapons, bro. It's a really good movie.
DJ Wells
That was his movie.
Bishop B
His team put in for the bid on that lost that movie. And it's rumored that he know I'm saying he has some. Some cuts like y' all wasn't supposed to let that get through the cracks. And it's supposed to be one of the biggest horror movie films in the last ever so long period. It did crazy in the box office this weekend and people are with it.
DJ Wells
I heard about that one.
Bishop B
Yeah, tap me in, homie. Hit me on Twitter. He was just like, don't cancel your amc. Some heat on away. And that's the first thing he said. He was not wrong.
DJ Wells
I. I don't watch horror movies.
Bishop B
Really.
Young Nacho
But that was funny.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Bishop B
AMC. I'm going get that 30 worth, bro. I'm tap. I don't care, bro. Every other week. 30 ball, bro. Tap in.
Young Nacho
Do you walk in whenever?
DJ Wells
What?
Bishop B
No.
DJ Wells
I.
Bishop B
Whatever. No. Say some protocols, but I'm in that.
Young Nacho
I got a monthly membership, bro. It shouldn't be. No rules, bro.
DJ Wells
How many movies can you see a month?
Bishop B
It's a little bit fast.
Colin Cowherd
Oh.
Young Nacho
Oh, you good.
Bishop B
Obviously some limitations and stuff to that.
DJ Wells
But yeah.
Bishop B
You just want to walk in. You just walk in.
DJ Wells
Like I'm.
Young Nacho
If I got a membership in here. Don't say nothing to me, brother.
DJ Wells
It's only for one, though. That's n. Bro, you gonna step far.
Bishop B
Person working like Walmart.
Young Nacho
Just. Bro, I'mma show you my badge, bro. Move around, bro. Show me which movie I'm going to see. What theater is in, man.
Bishop B
Depending upon when you go to the movies nowadays, you really can just walk in that keys.
DJ Wells
I was about to say something. I was like, yeah, I probably shouldn't say that. Man.
Young Nacho
Back into his youth.
DJ Wells
Yeah, cuz I always.
Young Nacho
I. You know, I wouldn't try to get y' all banned or nothing, but I always like, why pay for the. It just go during the movie time. Don't nobody ever be like, hey, which movie you going to see? I've never seen nobody do that.
DJ Wells
You got to have a seat, cuz you be surprised.
Bishop B
Now they gonna definitely ask. You know what I'm saying? Some places will. So definitely out the gay. They're gonna need to see that. But I'd have Been to some. I was like, damn, I could have just walked in here.
Colin Cowherd
Day.
DJ Wells
Yeah, if you go to the movies and you check it out and it's like 40. Yeah, I. If I didn't want to pay for the movie, that's what I would do. I'm not telling somebody not to do this. Exactly what you're about to do. Okay, but if I was one of those kind of people, I pay for my movies because I like to get popcorn and yeah, tell me. I would just look at the movie. I'll go there and I look at the scene chart. Yeah, I would just go sit in the front. Yeah, bro, they're like them first three rows, ain't nobody booking them.
Young Nacho
All you do is go check the X's. Mexico used to go check the exit. But it's open. Open seat.
DJ Wells
Nah, I would just go in, look and I would just walk by like I went here. Like I already paid. I'll bring an old ticket stove I already had and I'll just walk in. If you act like you know what you're doing, most people don't like bother you.
Bishop B
Yeah, you're gonna get a movie for free, but you're gonna be going to chiropractor sitting in the first three rows, boy.
DJ Wells
I mean, that's what you want. They got the laid back chair. That is true.
Young Nacho
Get a hi movie. Run with a day, bro. About 50.
DJ Wells
50 was though.
Young Nacho
So for what don't you gotta pay.
Bishop B
To get in the two tickets by themselves? Probably 16, 17.
DJ Wells
50.
Bishop B
I'm saying I went yesterday.
Barbie
Okay, yeah, 50 low.
Young Nacho
I'm with you.
Bishop B
I was like, no, the 50s yesterday.
DJ Wells
It's about 34. You're gonna spend probably. Probably $60. Yeah.
Young Nacho
I thought you was on the other. Yeah, I did. I'm like, oh, your bad is already at.
DJ Wells
You a 60 piece. Yeah.
Bishop B
Especially if y' all both get a drink. It's a popcorn. Yeah, light.
Young Nacho
How much is some popcorn again?
Bishop B
Popcorn. 10 bands, bro. For the large light.
Young Nacho
Well, y' all is crazy, boy.
Bishop B
Hey, that's how they get you. They give you the medium for 9 with the large for 10.
DJ Wells
50.
Bishop B
Got a little bit refresh feel. So of course I'm not gonna eat this popcorn. But for do anymore, I'mma just had.
Young Nacho
An option share the popcorn. Hitting up in middle of the movie.
Bishop B
Who doing that?
Barbie
Are you for real?
DJ Wells
Yeah, I'll be back. Matter of fact, when my feel like it's getting a little old, I don't mind out. Like that's why I like going to.
Barbie
Movies with like the servers, they'll come.
Bishop B
I the problem with the servers is they when you pull up in there, they ain't gonna take a ticket t that seat. They. Okay, just make sure you in these seats like.
Young Nacho
Studio, movie grill.
DJ Wells
Oh, this sound crazy. That doesn't exist anymore. Going through the credits. I don't care.
Young Nacho
Like 15 minutes.
DJ Wells
Yeah, it'd be like 20 minutes. Damn near. I'll be.
Bishop B
Oh, yeah, I'll be on time.
DJ Wells
I like to see what's coming out.
Young Nacho
Yep.
Bishop B
I'm on the same.
Young Nacho
Like when I used to go.
Bishop B
But yeah, if it's a big movie too, because you know it's gonna have all the good stuff coming out. Yeah, I'm gonna pull up that now. If it's just something been here for a week, I'm gonna get there about 15, 20 minutes, like when that should start.
DJ Wells
And one thing I hate is when people. I swear to God, I don't got nothing over here. But you ever heard when, like somebody trying to open a bag in the movies, I be shitty. Like, you could have got here 15 minutes early. Nobody cared. That's definitely like. Yeah, like last night, it sounds crazy. We went and I was. Was like, I had some nachos, but the movie had started. I was kind of like. I was like, hey, open this. Like, what? I was like, thank you.
Bishop B
She like, you're weird.
DJ Wells
I was like, you know, I didn't want them to look. Look at you.
Young Nacho
You want to have some etiquette in the movie?
DJ Wells
Oh, God, bro, that's crazy. I see a weak ass movie. Damn.
Bishop B
What you see?
DJ Wells
Friday, Freaky Friday.
Bishop B
I Freaky Friday, the sequel.
DJ Wells
Now sleep.
Young Nacho
I love that.
Bishop B
The Freaky Friday. Yeah, a lot of people said they.
DJ Wells
I mean, it probably was good, but. But I'm grown as hell. Y. I'm grown as hell, bro. I was in that sleep.
Bishop B
That's funny that you brought that up, cuz. They was talking about this on Twitter. They was just like, man, ain't that worse when they had those. It's those little plastic containers with the black base and the plastic top trying to open it. They like you trying to sneak something out of here. You go wake the whole damn house up.
Young Nacho
What's the best time? Y' all never talk about the best time to go to the movies.
Bishop B
Tuesday, matinee, 12 o'.
DJ Wells
Clock.
Bishop B
I'm a matinee person. Anytime you can slide in mat n, pull up.
DJ Wells
I like night movies.
Young Nacho
We would go to the movies when it's at night.
Bishop B
Oh, if it's a Marvel movie, like some premiere that Thursday night. I don't care if it's at or midnight.
Young Nacho
I'm movies on Friday night. Saturday night no more.
DJ Wells
Yeah, they do. I went yesterday.
Bishop B
Yeah, that's.
DJ Wells
I'm a 7 o' clock type of guy if you catch me. We went at 10 yesterday.
Bishop B
Oh, that's tough.
DJ Wells
I was in. I was like this like. And I just happened to wake up and be like, hey man, let's go. The movie was nowhere near over. I think it was halfway through. Like let's go.
Bishop B
Yeah, we trying.
DJ Wells
We out.
Bishop B
My had ate all the popcorn.
DJ Wells
I want smack that.
Young Nacho
Yeah, I ain't going to the movies or T10.
DJ Wells
Yeah, I was wild.
Bishop B
I went to the drive in at 10.
DJ Wells
Boy, you was trying to thump some.
Bishop B
I went here watch a movie.
DJ Wells
I wasn't.
Young Nacho
It's still open on 10.
Bishop B
Yes, yes, still open.
Young Nacho
Now that used to be a.
DJ Wells
That way it.
Young Nacho
That used to be a vibe Driving used to be. I did not know that was still open.
Bishop B
Driving is still open. Man, I would be pissed to sit.
DJ Wells
In my car watch a movie.
Young Nacho
I that look dead.
Barbie
I was tired.
Bishop B
Kids to drive. It is the worst experience ever.
DJ Wells
They don't bro, I will be pissed.
Young Nacho
Park off on the side, bro. You have a whole spot to yourself. Set the radio. You got the liquor, you got to get some next ring.
DJ Wells
It's time to go after that like you finishing the movie. No, listen bro, that's.
Bishop B
No, we're listening.
Young Nacho
I a know that was still open.
Bishop B
No, you know what's crazy? Crazy is typically when you go to the driving, it's double featured. So it's the one movie before the other one and watching. I'm not about to be here for six hours.
DJ Wells
Who the is doing that After I didn't make it 30 minutes. 30 minutes went by.
Bishop B
I'm great.
DJ Wells
I'm really tired.
Young Nacho
Put this mouthwash in. Sit back, sit back, sit back.
DJ Wells
Cuz you gonna be driving this with me.
Young Nacho
Driving still open. That's crazy.
DJ Wells
And you got turn to that station. I'm smooth. Told you. I went on a drive in in Atlanta. First time I ever been to a drive in. I went on a date in Atlanta my rookie year. Girl was like, man, we should go to the drive in. You know how scared I was? Why I'm NBA player on a drive in in Atlanta. I don't know nobody here. I'm like crazy.
Young Nacho
Didn't it huh? You had te on the window.
DJ Wells
But you. You know how they tell you everything up about the NBA when you first get there? So I'm on A date with a girl. I'm like like the whole time, like.
Barbie
That would be the place to get got to.
DJ Wells
Yeah, I'm that. I'm like, why the am I here, man? She probably had these about to run on me, man. This car, man. I'm in a challenger. Yeah, you smooth N. I was scared.
Young Nacho
Really fit in on the low.
DJ Wells
You and y N. She like, you good. I'm like, yeah, yeah, let's sit on the hood. Like I. I need to see my shoulder boy bit cuz I'm like, we get out the car. She like, yeah, you can get out the car. You can walk to the thing and get stuff. I'm like, go ahead and walk over there. I'm watching her walk. I'm like, see if she looking like I was scared, bro. Then by the time we got to the end of the movie, she was like, it's a nut. Like she said, you can drive over there and watch the next hole. I'mma drive home. She like this weird. I've never heard from that girl ever since.
Young Nacho
Like, oh, I would have called you back either you played on G. I definitely did you help me walk by myself.
DJ Wells
Definitely did leave the car at all. I was like, they going pull off of my. Hell no.
Bishop B
That was definite Texas roadhouse.
DJ Wells
I am not leaving my whip.
Young Nacho
Oh, man.
Bishop B
No, smart man. You played your mirrors right, but it can get tricky, boy. Man.
DJ Wells
What?
Bishop B
That's fried, man.
DJ Wells
What we got out here?
Bishop B
Be here, man.
Young Nacho
Tell people that grab some merch@bro shop club520.com baby.
Bishop B
For sure, man. Going crazy, man. One more time for Boost Mobile. Boost Mobile. You know the vibes. $25 unlimited nationwide t then boost mobile. Tell them Club 520 sent you. We'll be back next time.
Colin Cowherd
The volume.
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Bishop B
Ah, come on.
Colin Cowherd
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DJ Wells
This thing is ancient.
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15 year old fight for freedom.
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Watch the Hulu Original series the Twisted Tale of Amanda Knox on August 20th.
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Club 520 Podcast - Detailed Summary: Jeff Teague Reacts to Shedeur Sanders' CRAZY NFL Debut for Browns & NBA Christmas Games
Release Date: August 11, 2025
In this engaging episode of the Club 520 Podcast, hosted by NBA All-Star Jeff Teague along with his buddies DJ Wells, Bishop B, Young Nacho, and Barbie, the team delves deep into the exciting developments in both the NFL and NBA. The primary focus centers around Shedeur Sanders' remarkable debut for the Cleveland Browns and the highly anticipated NBA Christmas games. Alongside these main topics, the hosts weave in lively discussions about relationships, food preferences, and personal anecdotes, all infused with their signature humor and camaraderie.
The episode kicks off with an enthusiastic discussion about Shedeur Sanders’ unexpected and impressive debut as the quarterback for the Cleveland Browns. The hosts express their admiration and analyze the impact of his performance on the team.
DJ Wells [65:06]:
"I want to see him, man. Everything. I thought he was gonna get picked in the first round and all that stuff. So my view was a little different. I'm like, yo, you're gonna be a leader of a franchise one day."
Young Nacho [65:07]:
"He's battling a lot. He is smart, but he can't be treating that like that, bro."
Bishop B [65:54]:
"Shout out to Shador. Man went crazy. Could we pull up the NBA Christmas schedule, please?"
The conversation shifts to the intricacies of Shador Sanders' contract, highlighting unique clauses that significantly benefit him, especially regarding jersey sales and merchandise revenue. This strategic move has positioned Sanders as an underdog with high potential for lucrative earnings as his popularity grows.
Barbie [65:32]:
"They said with this clause and like if he becomes like a superstar, he could be the richest NFL player ever."
DJ Wells [67:23]:
"And now you underdog story. Yeah, and now when he kill, he's gonna touch a half a billion to a billion dollars, bro."
The hosts examine the Cleveland Browns' fan base and their unwavering support despite the team's challenges. They discuss how Sanders' debut has galvanized the fan community and speculate on the team's prospects for the season.
Bishop B [65:30]:
"They have been through some. They are happy for everything to come that way."
DJ Wells [67:55]:
"If I'm him, I'm like, I'mma keep doing my work, but I, like, put me back in the Fourth, like, for what?"
Transitioning to basketball, the podcast explores the NBA Christmas games schedule, highlighting key matchups and their significance. The hosts are particularly excited about the Eastern Conference slate and discuss potential game outcomes.
Bishop B [71:28]:
"That Rocket Slayers game is gonna be fire. That's gonna be the prime joint."
Young Nacho [72:40]:
"I'm rolling with that schedule though. I like that."
Beyond specific events, the hosts engage in broader sports conversations, comparing the strengths of the Eastern and Western Conferences and debating which teams are poised for success in the playoffs.
Young Nacho [78:17]:
"The Nuggets are better than the Hawks."
DJ Wells [78:25]:
"The west got more teams that be well over 500 out west."
A lighthearted segment where the hosts discuss their dating preferences, particularly emphasizing financial aspects and physical attributes. They share humorous anecdotes about first dates and the importance of financial transparency.
DJ Wells [31:21]:
"You could have got here 15 minutes early. Nobody cared. That's definitely like. Yeah, like last night, it sounds crazy. We went and I was."
Bishop B [33:46]:
"They want a little cut. They have slice on the first date. But you got to catch the vibe first."
Food enthusiasts at heart, the hosts passionately debate their favorite restaurants and dishes. From praising Texas Roadhouse to reminiscing about high school dining experiences, the conversation is both nostalgic and entertaining.
Young Nacho [35:18]:
"He put it on your back."
Bishop B [42:17]:
"They can make any kind of shake..."
DJ Wells [43:00]:
"I went on a date in Atlanta my rookie year."
The dialogue shifts to entertainment, with discussions about impactful documentaries and TV shows. The hosts share their thoughts on the Hurricane Katrina documentary and the evolving narrative of the show "The Shot."
Young Nacho [80:29]:
"I think it's on. That's a lot. No, it might be on peace."
Bishop B [83:09]:
"I'm looking forward to that movie, too."
As the episode wraps up, the hosts reiterate their support for Shedeur Sanders and express excitement for upcoming sporting events. They emphasize the importance of staying focused and maintaining a positive outlook despite external criticisms.
DJ Wells [68:28]:
"That's why they treat him like that. They don't care about his game. They care about the..."
Bishop B [72:04]:
"Shout out to Shador. Man, went crazy."
Throughout the episode, the Club 520 Podcast maintains a vibrant and dynamic atmosphere, blending insightful sports analysis with personal stories and humor. Jeff Teague and his co-hosts effectively engage listeners, offering both in-depth discussions and relatable content that appeals to a wide audience.
Notable Quotes:
DJ Wells [65:06]:
"I want to see him, man. Everything. I thought he was gonna get picked in the first round and all that stuff. So my view was a little different. I'm like, yo, you're gonna be a leader of a franchise one day."
Barbie [65:32]:
"They said with this clause and like if he becomes like a superstar, he could be the richest NFL player ever."
Young Nacho [65:07]:
"He's battling a lot. He is smart, but he can't be treating that like that, bro."
Bishop B [71:28]:
"That Rocket Slayers game is gonna be fire. That's gonna be the prime joint."
This episode serves as a testament to the Club 520 Podcast's ability to blend serious sports commentary with everyday relatable topics, making it a must-listen for fans eager to stay updated on the latest in sports and culture.