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Barbie
A legacy is a beautiful thing, but
Mike
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Barbie
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Barbie
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Barbie
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Barbie
YouTube.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
This is family. But this is the second week in a row we have the introduction, man, for sure. We are looking for reparations from Freaky Mike.
Mike
Yeah, two weeks in a row, same shit.
Barbie
It ain't enough assistance in the world for this.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, man, Lou out here doing his job, man. Malka, what's going on? Production.
Mike
He's been working out. Doing that weak peloton.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, he came here, did the peloton. Doing the peloton backwards is crazy.
Mike
I mean, I've been coming a little
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
stand up on stand up.
Mike
He doing stand up. They be leaning and rocking. I don't do all that. You be doing that.
Barbie
Oh, man, Mike, twerking on the peloton is crazy. See how much better the energy is?
Mike
It was already there.
Barbie
We were smooth, bro.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, we was good, baby. We here again.
Barbie
This is crazy, y'.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
All.
Barbie
And YouTube, y' all are a family, man. But we do a lot of poor ass shit on this show. And I don't understand. And it's always when it's a problem. Well, we got the best. We got the best. ESPN uses the same thing. And I'm like, damn, it can't be. It can't be, bro. Our memory cards is trash. We got everything is public school. We need like 600.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I fly S64.
Barbie
I'm like, damn. Do we got hand me down equipment in this, bro?
Mike
We need six more systems. We need six more memory cards.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Six. I'll pray we can afford them. We back again, man. Club 520, man. Hopefully it's recorded this time, man. Shout out to our family over there at Boost Mobile like we told y' all in May. Something special coming real, real soon. Collaboration. Boost Mobile Club 520 is going down. Shout out to the family for sure. Shout out to Hard Rock. BET be here and playoff lays. How you what, brother?
Barbie
Cooling, man. Like I said, man. I hope we get out with a win this week, man, to wrap it up.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Come on, man, it's almost that time, man. Hopefully I hit for Mother's Day, man. Buy your mama something nice, man. Off the lay money for sure. Shout out to our family over there. Stockx. My boy Dale, my boy Brandon. We Got a wish list we're gonna share with y' all soon, man. Hopefully we get some new heat. For sure. Same game with me as usual. To my left, we got my dog, Bishop B. Heading out the Pearlies. How you What? Nasty.
Barbie
Cool and nasty. Let's get to it, baby.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Come on, man. 5:20. They on the way. May 23rd is going down in the city. Be here. Tell the people one more time, man. They ain't listening still. Where they get their tickets at for the events, man?
Barbie
Shopclub520.com Field day concert after party, man. Bring everybody to all three, you know what I'm saying? Everybody's welcome, bro. It don't even matter, man.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
It's open to the public moment. Come have a good time, man. Tickets are available right now. And if you can't slide, that's cool. You can get you some merchandise to tap in with the family. Still to my right, we got my dog, Young Nacho. Young T. Got you. What?
Mike
Chilling, man, for the third intro. Still chilling. Still chilling.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
The rock goes down every time we do the intro, man.
Barbie
Bro. Cause I'm like, damn. What's up? What's up, man? He always try to blame us. Y' all don't ever want to work.
Mike
No, y' all did good this time. This was. This was good. This was a good take.
Barbie
He don't never say nothing. As much as he talk about Mal not speaking up, he's starting to act like that.
Mike
Oh, Mike, Mike.
Barbie
Yeah, he be blaming m like, m
Mike
been going through it lately. Ever since he put that wig on, man. Now energy getting low. He been tired, was dancing too much on screen, cuz he tired.
Barbie
He good soul in he head on.
Mike
You good.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Hey, your hair got shorter, too, with your hair.
Mike
Did it? That's. That's why Barbie went natural, man. Pull her hair out.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
That was orange story.
Mike
Yeah. That's how it started, wasn't it? Don't split in.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah.
Barbie
Respect.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Well, while we here at bar.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
What's happening about the pod today? We about to p. Today. Y' all gave me a real cute introduction the very first time.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, I'm sorry. YouTube did see that.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
It's okay. Don't even worry about it.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
As usual. All right, what we got today?
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Big juicy mango.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
What?
Mike
That's what?
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
It's big juicy mango.
Barbie
Why is it an orange on here?
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
It's citrus. It's citrus.
Mike
Big juicy mango with the orange.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
She meant big orange.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Nah, big juicy mango. Because I'm trying to figure out who ass I need to dig into today.
Mike
Whoa. Was it is.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
It be here. Did you pass the live to Jeff or was Jeff working along?
Barbie
Oh, no, I'm for real.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Let's pod today.
Mike
I love.
Barbie
I love court, but I like. I'm. I don't know what to say. I need my lawyer. Can we have recess?
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Nah, I should have got the gavel.
Barbie
What happened? Not real.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
The thing is, I started to crash the morning show, but I had Pilates.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Oh, you're living a good life. Every time you start going to Pilates.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Soft life, soft life.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Oh, shit. It's a red flag to that point.
Barbie
Figure out she went from DVD workouts to Pilates to Pilates.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Nah, nah, don't sit past what I'm talking about.
Barbie
What happened? No, for real. Okay.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I wanted this.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
I would have never known if my girl didn't tag me in the post. You reposted. That's why I got a bone to pick with you. Cause who get up Air stink T. Oh, damn.
Barbie
Like I didn't say that. Nigga, I didn't say that. Talking about you knew who directly to come to you.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
But that's the thing. If I didn't know if it was a live or whatever y' all cost me.
Barbie
No, I didn't. They was talking about. Listen, we was joking part. Jeff said he slept with most people.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
I watched the video.
Barbie
That booty stink. I've never.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
They don't lie on you.
Barbie
I've never did that.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
That's a craz.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Stayed in the project I was at, right?
Barbie
I said, I haven't had that moment. But I had a friend when she stood up her get up win stump.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
He alluded it was you.
Barbie
Jeff said, I didn't. Jeff said, oh, yeah, I remember when Barbie stood up and I was shitty.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
And then everybody said, funny maring like that damn monkey that got the company on his ball show all his guns in his teeth. So I'm like, did we have a company meeting? No. Get up air for HR stand.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Let's not say monkey. He's not referring by.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Well, listen, I got the. I got the image of production.
Barbie
No, I never known your leggings to stink.
Mike
Don't do that.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Don't do that.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Listen, Barbie tried to get.
Mike
I was playing. It was a joke, cuz you part of the show.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Damn, I'm trying to get a man and you on here. They believe anything that you say on the Internet.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I said I was joking.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
N the way y' all laugh and turns around and.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Well, first of all, they didn't even know.
Mike
Nobody else knew besides me and dj.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
You And DJ are you.
Barbie
I heard you dj.
Mike
Kid used to be here eating that one.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Supposed to be a mango.
Barbie
Thinking about that foot. Lou, give
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
me Barbie. Was a joke.
Mike
Damn.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
We can't even joke with Barbie no more.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
No, I'm like, but it's cool. Cause big brother Teague is going to work out an incredible sponsorship by the best feminine hygiene company for it's 520 somewhere.
Mike
See where you're going with.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
That's my brother.
Mike
I like what you're doing.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Yeah. So once he gets that, let's do a promo code.
Mike
I mean like a promotion real quick.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Yeah.
Mike
If your air win when you stand up stink.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
What?
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
If your leggings smell, we have going
Mike
to hell leggings smell.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Go to hell, Back wheel records.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Your leggings smell. Don't tell. We got her. Because by the time Jeff get it, the code is going to be Barbie water. Okay.
Barbie
Have you ever had like a long day, though?
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
I'm. I'm human. I'm not a body odor. But I know I ain't never stunk around y' all playing.
Mike
Damn.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
That close to you work out.
Barbie
Y' all work out in leggings and stuff. And I'm sure it's not always pleasant.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
What smell like when you play basketball or after a long day barbecuing.
Barbie
Yo, smell like me. You need to check it to the. You need to go to esi. Damn. Feel like this thunder.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Oh, my God.
Mike
Gross.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
You go to a Nazi, boy. The Nazi.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
They smell like women sweats.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I mean, a lot of us, a lot of things.
Mike
I know when they work out, they don't smell.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Yeah. For the most part. You don't buy me sweat stinks. You gonna smell.
Daniel Cormier
Yeah, yeah.
Mike
You know, but I was just joking with Barbie, man. I ain't never even.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Yeah, let's clear it up because I'm trying to look for the fireman that's gonna be cooking at 5:20 day and they gonna be like, I don't know, y'. All. They say she stank.
Mike
Nah, I mean, it was a joke.
Barbie
Those pass on that though.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Pass them?
Mike
Yeah.
Barbie
A lot of are just power washing.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Well, Jeff said he went through with it, so they gonna.
Mike
He was lying. I did not say that.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
You did say that. I didn't even know.
Mike
I said that was a project. Like.
Barbie
Nah, y' all missed through.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Like you were just telling jokes. Telling jokes and lies.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
All that.
Mike
Y' all know how.
Barbie
I had just some funky sex before, though?
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Funky sex?
Barbie
Yeah,
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
some smoky sex. But like, funky is crazy. Funky is crazy.
Barbie
Let's say y' all ain't never hitting nothing fresh out of the club.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Yeah, but it don't be funky.
Barbie
Yeah, I'm just. I never had. I was just asking. I heard girl don't smell good leaving the club.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Yeah.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Two and a half hours.
Mike
I ain't never been to a club. People actually dance. I ain't going to lie.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Oh, I dance.
Barbie
I remember the Mo Cloud Nine days. Them in there shaking ass in the vog.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Used to be in there dance. They hard out.
Barbie
Way back Wednesday, motherfucker throwing that. He was in the league.
Mike
I was in the league. I won for sure. Hold on, man. Man, if you don't get this, man.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
He trying to show them glutes from that bike. Big juicy mango.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I don't want to drink this,
Barbie
Mike. Throwing ass on the pillow time, y'. All.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
That's crazy. That is crazy. Yo, what's the word, yo?
Barbie
Stars on the ceiling.
Mike
I see the stars in the ceiling, bro. Wow. What up?
Barbie
What's up?
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
What's the deal with y' all boys, man?
Barbie
How you doing?
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
I can't complain.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I'm in New York handling some business.
Mike
I ain't gonna lie. We can't see you, bro. Them stars, ain't they?
Barbie
Hey, cut the light on, bro.
Mike
Okay, now.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Can't see me.
Mike
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Barbie
There it is. Oh, yeah. There ain't no Amazon lights, nigga. Okay?
Mike
I'm the real thing.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah.
Mike
Can y' all see me?
Barbie
Yeah.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yes, sir. What's happening with it, Brody? What's up with the Pistons, baby?
Mike
Y' all know we doing what we do now, come on, now. Don't even trip.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Well, I was a little concerned last week, Brody. It got a little smoky down there.
Daniel Cormier
Don't be concerned, man.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
We just trying to sell some tickets, sell some hot dogs and stuff. We ain't tripping.
Barbie
Okay, Wait to see you on 5:23, bro. You gotta turn up for the city, man.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yes, sir.
Mike
Y' all know I'll be there. Y' all having three events in one day, huh?
Barbie
Yeah. What time you gonna get here?
Mike
Little five million.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
You know what I'm saying?
Barbie
Okay. I'll be in progression. Say, listen, we'll bring you a part of the field day, bro, if you with it, man.
Mike
We appreciate you, bro. I'm with it. Y' all know that.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Appreciate y' all for having me, man. We about to Turn up, man. May 23rd, Babyface Ray will be in concert, man. 5:20 that. We told y'. All we got a full day of events, man. Get your tickets right now. Shopclub520.com is going down, man. Family in the building. Concert be here, Drill lineup, man. All the game for show.
Barbie
Yeah. I'm so glad all this, man, was able to happen, man. Shout out to everybody involved, all the moving parts. We're gonna have a blast on 523.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Baby face, right? Lido and our God Belly Game, man. It's going down, man. Get your tickets right now, bro. We can't wait till you pull up, bro.
Mike
Appreciate you. I'll see y' all soon, man.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Hey, man, it is going down. We told y', all, man. Baby Face Ray, Lido, Belly gang, man. All 520 family in concert for the city for the one time, man.
Barbie
Who you excited to see, Barbie?
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
I am excited to see Belly Face Gang start.
Mike
Belly Face Gang.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Who you want to see, man?
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Best Carlito. That's everybody.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Belly Face Gang. Belly Face game.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
I'm excited.
Mike
You excited?
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
That's how I'm be feeling when I'm drunk. It's going to be Belly Face Ganglito. Everybody in one we up.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Shout out to the family, man. It's going down. Get your tickets right now. All right, man. This weekend, Barbie, it is Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day in advance in the studio. What's a proper Mother's Day gift?
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
You like your baby mama or you don't like your baby mama?
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Give em.
Barbie
Ask this question.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Okay. If you like your baby mama. I would say everybody is different, but I think.
Barbie
I think it's different if you still hitting her.
Mike
Yeah.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Like, if you still hitting her. It's supposed to be like Christmas around here, you know?
Barbie
Yeah.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
All right.
Mike
What about if you ain't hitting her
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
but you like her if you not hitting her and you like her little, little honey, little flowers.
Barbie
Yeah, I'm putting something in the car for my son.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Yeah. And then if you don't like her at all, at least let the kid get her some flowers and a balloon, okay?
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
They always let your kids do something for their mom. Mother's Day, man. Regardless y' all situation, that's their mama at the end of the day. But yeah, like you said, behave. You got.
Barbie
If I don't like her, it's over.
Mike
But you supposed to get your baby mama something or you supposed to get your mama something?
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
You're the mother of your child and your mom.
Mike
Yeah, that's they mama.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Yeah, but you have to do it until they're old enough. You gotta put it in them.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Like, you gotta show them how to.
Mike
Yeah, it's probably over with. I'm like, I'm getting my mama soon.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
No, you gotta teach them that. This is what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to show respect to women and appreciate them for your mother.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
You hate retracted with.
Barbie
No, I hate that. That's just so overrated.
Mike
Like, what's overrated?
Barbie
Go off on this show. But damn, like, the respect. No, for real. Like, if I hate you, I don't respect you. I'm not getting you nothing. I don't know what. Junior, he better draw something in art class at school for his not getting you nothing. You raggedy. I hate you. Why do you deserve a gift?
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Why?
Barbie
Why should I get you something? Because I. I cracked you and made this little. Yeah, that shit was a disaster.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Okay, While we. Now, if she never gets you a Father's Day gift. That's fair. Usually do that.
Barbie
Don't buy Father's Day gift gifts.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
I buy Father's Day gifts. I was buying Father's Day gift before he was a father, but now we do hate each other.
Barbie
So you still buying gifts?
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
No shit.
Barbie
Ain't about nothing. That's why I'm saying that.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Because he's gonna. I can if he my son. What. What small thing do you get a dad that you hate? You can't get him flowers in a balloon. So what small would I get him? I don't know.
Barbie
Think a lighter?
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
I don't know. Pack of underwear.
Barbie
The fucking problem? Y' all want to stop thinking when y' all gotta do some shit. Nah, motherfucker think be here cooking today. These fucking flowers. Helper. What the fuck you mean, what? Small? No, buy me something big.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Why? You just ain't nothing.
Barbie
You said if I eat.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
No, I'm not buying you nothing. So why Never.
Barbie
That's it. Ain't nothing to Barbie. I'm just saying, like, on some real, bro.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Yeah.
Barbie
Girls always come down a. Like they say, and they arrive with Barbie, too.
Mike
Yeah.
Barbie
I mean, what could we get?
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
What? What? If you get him small, he gonna be like,
Barbie
Give me a hair package.
Mike
Yeah, like 500.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
That's not small.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Louis Cologne. 300.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
You don't like me, get me some flowers from Kroger's and a balloon just on my kick and say, here, Mommy, I appreciate you.
Mike
That's about 80.
Barbie
That little nigga better figure it the fuck out.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
He said, get it off the thing.
Barbie
That's crazy, bro. You ain't. You ain't. You ain't getting enough getting a nigga nothing. Cause you ain't even thinking to. You Just said, fuck, I don't know what to get, so I ain't gonna get you shit.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
But that's not me.
Barbie
I can't tell the nigga. Happy, happy Father's Day.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
A text. Okay, Behen said, ladies, get him a text.
Barbie
No, I'm sorry. You ain't even gonna do that?
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
No, don't text me.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
We don't communicate, nigga.
Barbie
Socks, T shirts, drawers, all that shit. Don't give me this excuse that you can't do nothing. That's piss poor behavior.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
No, they say those gets for Kristen.
Barbie
That's for Kristen.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
I'm a trick. I believe in gifting.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, get on Barbie ass.
Mike
Cause you try to come for me today.
Barbie
Barbie always try to take up for raggedy hoes. I don't fuck with that, bro.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
We got to stick together.
Barbie
I don't fuck with that, man,
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
because that's the thing. As soon as you send some draws over there, you can be like, man,
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Maybe some Burberry Tommy John's.
Barbie
If I'm on child support. Oh, God, they can send them back.
Mike
Tommy John.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, come on, tap in.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Give me some Tommy John's, ladies.
Barbie
Well, leave them low effort hoes alone, bro. Oh, God, women.
Mike
Yeah, crazy.
Barbie
I hate a low effort hoe.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
That ain't Barbie, though. Barbie, you said you go all out, you big trick.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Yeah, but we. We stopped doing Mother's Day and Father's Day a long time ago.
Mike
Yeah, I'm just saying in general, though,
Barbie
would you buy a nigga that you just now dating a Father's Day gift if y' all been just going for like two months?
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Yeah, I actually, that's what's fine. I was like, I can do something a little small.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Oh, now.
Barbie
Now you see what I'm saying? But this nigga, she want this nigga to crash out on Mother's Day.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
If we just starting with some of you like me, she can give me some flowers.
Mike
Some flowers.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Flowers look hard. A flowers for a man drop bar.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
But like before, I had a kid with a guy had got him like some Gucci sunglasses or some, you know, little stuff like that. Okay, if it's there, it's there. If it's not, it's not. If I hate you, I hate you just like you said.
Barbie
So what if. So, okay, so what if you with the right. Y' all been with each other some years and he get you a weak gift or you gonna come. Cause y', all, they always come before ours.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
But do we even got a day yeah, well, we probably not there before.
Barbie
It's on the same shit with Juneteenth. It's all a blur. Just blend all these niggas together.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
No, I believe in showing your man appreciation. And even if you don't deal with the guy and he's like an amazing father, you should still show appreciation.
Barbie
I'm saying if he gives you a bullshit gift.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
If he gives me a bullshit gift, the thing is, it won't matter because I'm sure you were like, taking care of bills and other things like that. So if you get a bullshit gift, I'm gonna feel some type of way, but I' ma just take it on the chin.
Barbie
She trying to get that, man.
Mike
Yeah, I'm being real, though. Fuck with it, firefighter.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
All right, man, let's get to the videos. Mike, please go to the school concert.
Barbie
Put your ass in the group chat.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
They lied to the kids, man. They said they had Ride Wave. They told them Rod Wave was showing up. Oh, I know.
Mike
Them kids went crazy.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Are they chanting?
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Of course. Got their phones out.
Mike
As a kid. It was still dead.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Look at his be.
Barbie
He look just like you, though, dude. That's fun though. Adrian. When Adan James came to my school elementary, it was lit that edge pulled up to my school. That's true, Rich bro. Travis crazy.
Mike
Well, Travis Best came to one of my schools.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I wasn't hyping him.
Barbie
And then Austin. Austin Crosier popped up, bro.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Damn. Austin Crosier pulled up. That was off the final run too.
Barbie
He just got a bag, bro.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Damn.
Mike
Oh, like I could beat you, cu.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Hell, Travis Bestie was nothing. I know.
Mike
You dribble too much.
Barbie
It was all right.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Used to dribble out the shot clock and then pass the to Reggie last minute. He'll hit. Used to be crazy as hell. We had Dale Davis pull up one time and I remember he got mad cause kept saying, you not Antonio.
Mike
Damn.
Barbie
That's true though. That was an all star.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Antonio Davis did make the all star team for sure.
Barbie
Were any celebrity ever pull ups to your school?
Mike
George Bush.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
What?
Mike
George Bush came to your school?
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Yes, in elementary school. And my papa was so mad at me, he was like, you excited for this, man? I'm like, what school was you at? It was IPS school. I can't remember which one it was.
Barbie
I'm like, wow, that's on us.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, the president. Pull up. Shout out to whoever booked that at rps. Boy, they did they big one when he Jordan.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Yeah, he was
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Barbie.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
I'm positive.
Mike
It was lit.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
It was the IP. It was like 68 or something like that.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I cannot say it right now.
Mike
Yeah, I'm saying I was sure she thought it might been a dressing up as him.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
No, it was him.
Mike
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Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
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Mike
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Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Boy, that school boy y' all did some I.P.S.
Barbie
y' all got that crazy.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
No, they had to get. He had to give back.
Mike
What school was you at at that time?
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Well, I think it was like school 68 or something like that.
Mike
Oh, he ain't pull up to 68.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Yes, he did. You know, Barbie.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I believe you, Barbie. That was George Clinton. Shout out to Rose. And plus on my podcast. Please, please. That's a hell of a cameo, boy.
Barbie
Yeah.
Mike
Oh, they. They going, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Basketball over with.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah. All right. They on that.
Barbie
Are they. They rocking?
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, they. They getting that off right now.
Mike
Yeah, they basketball over with. They.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Your Dusty can go to Cheesecake Factory.
Mike
She was talking directly to you, Barbie.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
I like Cheesecake Factory. Now, if you say Applebee. She talked to me. I want the. What's the slam? The. I want the whole thing, bro.
Mike
Miami.
Barbie
But he said he's a. Yeah, Denny's grand slam was crazy.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Women like me, right? They really do. Because I look at these on the Internet and I'm like, I'm actually a real lover girl. Like when I really care about someone that's been ruling right. And you ruing it because I'm not willing to go to certain restaurants.
Mike
Yes.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Then they feel like they have to take me to Noble Women Accountability dj, which is like, yeah, I do like to be spoiled, don't get me wrong. But if you don't have it like that, just have a great personality and be vulnerable with me. I'm cool with.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
And Ro says they be capping on the Internet. If we can go to Cheesecake.
Barbie
A lot of them go to Cheesecake.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
We can go to Applebee's.
Barbie
Internet is the Internet, bro.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, Internet too much into it.
Mike
It. I rock with that statement, man.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
He said they the game up. You agree with that, Barbie?
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
There's nothing wrong with it. Go to where you want to go.
Barbie
For sure.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
I have started eating Applebees now. I used to. Didn't. So if somebody wants to take me to Applebees, I'd be like, I don't eat it. Not that I'm too good for it. They got like, a Cajun pasta. That's pretty good.
Barbie
They used to be on the.
Mike
The.
Barbie
You can get the three for 24.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Is that Applebee's? Is that the Won tacos?
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
The won tacos.
Barbie
3 for 24. They wiped it down. They took the app off Lou.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Yeah, but the Cheesecake Factory, their drinks are good. Their appetizers. I never got the disconnect there, which is.
Mike
I like Cheesecake Factory.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I would never take any Cheesecake Factory. Slender. They have everything in the world in that menu that you have to like something, bro.
Mike
Yeah, yeah.
Barbie
I ain't mad at Alphabet. And they doordash legends too, in quesadillas. That's the best pico on the land right there.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, man. People are just lying on the Internet, bro. It's a lot of that people eat that they are ashamed to say.
Barbie
We had a whole quesadilla burger the next time, Casey.
Mike
A burger? I just hate when girls lie because that dude a billionaire and he take you to Cheesecake Factory. You not gonna be mad. You gonna sit there and eat that Cheesecake Factory.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
You're gonna have a blast.
Barbie
Smiley your face at that table. She gonna finish her plate at the
Mike
table and sit there and laugh and joke with him, all that.
Barbie
It makes a difference, right?
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
But he's a millionaire.
Barbie
Yeah, well, we know it makes a difference for you. I'm saying just a guy in general.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
The vibe.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
The vibes, yeah, yeah. And that's before when we were talking about it, we were talking about just like the difference in like going on an actual full fledged, this is a date, get dressed up date versus we just grabbing something to eat. There is a difference. Don't have me come in this black dress and heels to sit on a sticky floor. That's all I'm saying. Not saying that I don't want to, but read the room. What do you say? You said it's about the vibes. What's the vibes?
Barbie
I'm okay with telling you like to dress for the occasion. I don't want you wearing them shoes to Dave and Buster's.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Like, why?
Barbie
And I also don't want you to treat this like this is some slouch though.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah.
Barbie
Cause I'm still trying to get to know you. That is the date. I am the date.
Mike
I do go on a date if a girl got on a dress.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Why? Some men like to see you get dressed up.
Mike
I'm cool, bro. I don't want to be a couple or something. Like, if we going on a date and I'm just meeting you and you come in a full fledged dress with makeup and all this shit, I'll be like, yeah, I can't even vibe with you. That ain't even fun to me. You too serious. Like, I play all day.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
You know what I mean? With a bad boy, it could go either way.
Mike
Huh?
Barbie
It could go either way.
Mike
Nah, like, let me see that. When I'm like, that's your best. Mm.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Talk to him.
Mike
You came with your best shit.
Barbie
Yeah, sure.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
He's Trying to impress you tell me
Barbie
to quit impression up work.
Mike
Let me be excited about like damn. If I buy her one of them dresses she gonna be crazy. But if you come with that, I'd be like this her best shit.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
If that's how you dress all the time, I ain't mad now don't do that the first time I meet you and then you in essentials for the next two months. It's all right.
Mike
Come essentials for me.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
He's off the triple
Barbie
because if I'm. I'm willing if I'm ready to. Who come for a flare. I love a good role like you know what I mean? Come full fledged face don't pillow. Yeah. I'm trying to eat you out. That's that dress.
Mike
I'm cool on the first on the like Adam.
Barbie
Hands and feet done.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Why not do that first thing you supposed to impress.
Mike
I don't want.
Barbie
You ain't not. But you ain't. I feel them too. You can come casual.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
You definitely can. You can still be.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
But like I don't really wear makeup like that. And some men like have an issue with that. There's men that want you to have your face beat and be like, why you ain't got no lashes on? So it's different strokes. Different.
Barbie
Say that.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Yeah. Look the type for me. See, I don't be having no retwisted doing inventory.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
It's crazy.
Barbie
Yeah. Got to understand you can't get your hair done every week. Weak or no.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
They expected some dudes was like, nah, you a female. Your your supposed to always stay retwist. And I'm like, that ain't me.
Barbie
That ain't hot. But it's not how it worked though in the dread. Oh man.
Mike
I probably. I'll be that guy.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Yeah.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
You with the Brian Grant. She you nothing.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Don't be him. Y' all say he didn't even know I had edges.
Commercial Voiceover
Damn.
Barbie
They have. I'm saying you're choosing not to maintenance your hair. But they have the like that.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Damn. No, this is cool.
Barbie
Barbie I with your hair. I'm saying, I'm telling you. You said you don't use on my mama. They have jail. Like if you go on a date.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Yeah.
Barbie
You're four weeks in on the lock journey. You can use the jail.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
I got some really good gel from the black effects. I gotta shout that brand out.
Barbie
Shout out to black effects and put your scarf on. Lay it down like 20 minutes. Maintain it for sure.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Give you the tutorial.
Barbie
Don't come this like Kenneth Faree. Cause I'm. I ain't with you.
Mike
Brian Grant.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
So confusing. Lady is so confusing.
Barbie
I just feel like when you have locks. Kenneth Reed going on a date, ain't no girls just coming out. Like straight out the gate, bro. Like you just took your NFL helmet off. Nobody's no woman is doing that. Cause you really ain't with me. You trying to use me just for a play.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
No. Y' all want natural. Y' all want organic. Now I got a lady's edges. You think just don't come in a dress.
Barbie
Only thing organic is that between your legs.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Well, I would hope
Barbie
we don't know what the OG step on it.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
That said no Frank. Yeah, I some updated tat.
Barbie
Look like she got hell damage on her eye. Except all that. Bring the stretch marks, all that. It could look just like a kuji sweater. All I'm saying is when we go on the date, I ain't seeing all that out the gate. Damner. Look kind of decent though.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Yeah.
Barbie
I feel like a woman's going to try to hook these.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
He said the coi sweater.
Mike
Something like that, bro.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
I probably talk about oatmeal cream pie ass, bro.
Barbie
You gotta kiss it, bro.
Mike
Hard. No, for me, that's a hard.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
The oatmeal cream puff.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Shout out to the mother.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
That's a hard.
Barbie
I got the double stuff.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Double stuff owe me.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
That's crazy. Why you put
Barbie
shout out to Little Debbies? Y' all know I rock from everything. But I'm telling you, bro, bro, we all, you know, I mean, is in their situation now. But I'm saying, bro, that coi sweater, that's a different feeling now being here.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
While we here. There's been an argument on Twitter.
Barbie
Holding their stomach. Go ahead. No, no. Putting your hand in lava.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Cuz that's hot.
Mike
I'm cool.
Barbie
Lava.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Rub your fingers through some brains.
Mike
Oh, yeah.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Talk about rubbing your head through some Brady I had. That's not what Mario had envision.
Barbie
Oh, man.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
But they had an argument be here. That's not what Mario or Star Crunch.
Mike
Oh, oh.
Barbie
Milk cream pie.
Mike
Star crunch give you a headache. We used to keep G of star Crunch at my crib.
Barbie
Oh, God. Yeah, I love them.
Mike
Y' all had oat milk, cream pods and diet, right? They kept that and burritos.
Barbie
Diet generic pop is crazy.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
They. They got on your ass. The real sweet. He said with a damn di.
Barbie
Because di R. I feel like what they spell R I, T, E. Yeah. So it was out the gate. Hold on.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I never seen that in orange it look like a beard. Yeah.
Barbie
Crazy n Star crunch, bro. Them too hard, bro.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, we had.
Mike
We used to have them on deck.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, they. They had a real debate about that.
Barbie
It was a yellow moon pie.
Mike
Oh, I hated those.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I never.
Barbie
That marshmallow. That's what first gave me that texture. Cuz I said this is this.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
That was the pregame.
Barbie
The clean is the moon.
Mike
Cool. I a never like the moon.
Barbie
I had to turn my vertical. I never eat a horizontal vertical. Had that little flap sticking out there. Tear it up.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Look at b.
Barbie
He right through that bull.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, I hate it. Better commercial than me here, right?
Mike
Oh, that's some of the nastiest foods.
Barbie
Yeah.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Moonpie is a hard skip. The strawberry shortcake is getting smacked.
Mike
I was a hostess kid. I wasn't really a little Debbie. I was a hostess boy.
Barbie
I couldn't eat them.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Boy. Oh man.
Mike
I was Honey bun donuts.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Twinkies.
Mike
I ain't really like Twinkies like that. Twinkies I ain't really like.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Who had the banana one cream filling.
Mike
Shit.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
It was like a banana with a cream filling in the middle.
Barbie
This is no love who you love. But the. My choir director made me. I ain't looked at a Twinkie the same since 19. Since 1996. 7 what your choir director make you do? No, I'm just. No, he didn't make you nothing while he was. No, I'm just saying while he was eating it. Like I said thrash that in children church. I said no. Hey, I can't go. Give me that honey boy. Put my on 10 seconds, cuz that destroyed that Twinky supposed to bite on.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
You know what I mean?
Barbie
He's supposed to bite.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Until he did, he did not dethrone. What?
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Damn.
Barbie
That's the real no ass that. It's the real no ass. Nah, for real, y'.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
All.
Barbie
That's. I ain't had a. I ain't talked about a Twinkie since then. That destroyed. I got trauma from that.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Oh man, that is funny as real, bro.
Mike
Man, what was your go to snack?
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
I. I didn't eat sweets like that. Look, the little chocolate donuts. That's about it.
Mike
Oh yeah.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
I put them in the refrigerator.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, if he ate the powder donuts. I was always a little scared of them.
Mike
You eating a powdered donut is a negative to me.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Crazy.
Barbie
Y Never f the white powder donut.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I've had them before, but bro donut. Oh yeah.
Barbie
I think it came in like a row of six. Yeah, four save two.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
What's worse? Those are Granola, cuz you open either one of them up, your whole outfit is walked.
Mike
Oh, I see. Granola, boy.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
I like granola.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, the metro valleys though. They're gonna be all of your fit though. That was fire.
Barbie
Oh, that was. That's the Z. Yeah.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yes, I was neutral. You had that piss. Yeah, you ready, boy? They stick to the roof of your mouth.
Barbie
But they fire me for sure.
Mike
But that right there, Cool.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I'mma pass Crack cocaine, bro. Yo, how out here ruined, bro.
Mike
Bro, that remind me of little giants.
Barbie
Vitamin D, milk.
Mike
Sure. Ice boxes.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Eating them donuts.
Barbie
Bitch eat a bag of them. She's a demon.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, you might need to watch your belongings.
Mike
Worse than that. That or Popeye's biscuit.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
That. Oh, that for sure.
Barbie
Just cuz the powder.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, yeah, I know you say the cane. Yeah, the cane on that make it worse. But you ducking them in milk is crazy. Oh, you duck that in milk.
Barbie
It changed the flavor of the milk
Mike
too, cuz I bet I'm cool.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
He's such a fat boy, man.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Hey, speaking of, go to the. Oh my God.
Mike
Please go to the video of this.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
It's a gentleman at the park. Yeah, play this one right here. Oh, this is hilarious.
Daniel Cormier
My master plan.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Only thing on my mind is that rock. Shout out to his journey.
Daniel Cormier
I see him playing basketball. Every time they say pants that rock,
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
I'm like, yeah, pants that rock.
Daniel Cormier
They right here in my head, man. One thing about that crap, man, is a very addictive them draw. I see what Pookie was going through. He's calling me. Could have definitely called, bro.
Barbie
That really makes your teeth fall out
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
like a window down over there.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
You know what I'm saying?
Daniel Cormier
Yeah, I just pray for me, man.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Shout out to his journey, man. Yeah, shout out to his recovery for sure. But be here, they said, bro, you got to go to the football field for sure.
Mike
He said every time he'll say, pass that rock. Judges.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
They say he had three men weave away from Captain Street.
Barbie
How you feel about a side too, for missing?
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
It's important. That is very important. Make you laugh. That's why you gotta make him laugh on the first date.
Barbie
Oh, that's the trick.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
You hear he gets a whistling over there. Like. Oh,
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
You hear playing harmonica.
Mike
Whistling.
Barbie
What you be sound like a flu. Yeah, yeah.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Get to them sides. That ain't a lisp, that's space.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Then they had the audacity to have a chain on, sir. You could have bought two teeth. Like, what are we doing?
Barbie
How important is teeth to you when you like analyzing A guy teeth is very important.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
You need them side teeth. You don't need to have none of that caked up stuff on your teeth
Barbie
like in your top three.
Mike
What you mean caked up stuff?
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
You know, some people have like plaque. Like really it's people's mouths are nasty. Gums are important. Please. Floss teeth are very important.
Barbie
Don't be ugly with good teeth. You smooth.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
I don't care about men being ugly. They ain't supposed to be pretty.
Mike
All right, what about a billion dollars? He got a little plaque on that tooth.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
A little plaque. How much I'm touching? No, no, because listen, I'm really big on teeth and this girl told me she was like, you know, he can. If you really like him, he can get veneers. I'm like, that's true.
Barbie
Your veneers is plaqued up whole mouth
Mike
from you veneers over the plaque.
Barbie
Huh?
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
I thought you supposed to get your teeth pulled out.
Barbie
They knock them out.
Mike
No, they shave them down.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Shave them down. So just.
Barbie
Yeah, yeah, just delete all now you
Mike
want a whole new mouthpiece.
Barbie
You want. I ain't f to put no number two pencils all at the bottom of my mouth. The is wrong with you? Just go get grill, bro. Get rid of all my.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
But all seriousness, go get some do the work.
Mike
If you have insurance dentures, you don't want veneers.
Barbie
I thought I can get veneers for like my teeth out. You can put a Chiclet right where it is.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Chiclet is crazy.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
The only problem is when people get half the chicklets and then half the regular, that's when they get a little dicey. It's like you got to commit to the full act.
Barbie
I didn't know you could do but
Mike
usually shave down your teeth for veneers though and put it on top of your tooth.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
This girl ordered something off of TikTok.
Barbie
I thought they screwed them in.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Technically, yes. I thought the dentures go over your
Barbie
teeth and then the veneers.
Mike
Dentures is the one you ain't got no teeth.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
They just pop cement. Yeah, yeah, okay, but please get a professional to do this. Whatever decision you make, consult a professional.
Barbie
I know one, but near got it all. DJ trying. See DJ always want a to go go hard to go home. I got the half off.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, they usually what's best for you.
Mike
They usually shave them down. And your teeth are very important.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Damn them.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
The pencils being.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Well, what the. What the hell.
Barbie
The top of the pistol be right there.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
The screws,
Mike
man, I Don't want them.
Barbie
He got a good top set, though.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
That looks so painful.
Barbie
Yeah, but see, with the new teeth, like, you cool, bro.
Mike
I'm cool.
Barbie
Look at this guy.
Mike
You ain't got no teeth. For real?
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, having USB stick.
Barbie
I don't know why people. Yeah, I don't know why people get the big ones like, but I'm just
Mike
trying to say, like, you really ain't got no teeth.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
For real, man. Brush your teeth, man. Go to the dentist, man. There's a lot of things you can do without having your veneer fall out.
Barbie
If you don't like when girls don't like their body, bro, just go get them.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
See, that's what they usually do right here.
Barbie
Here, cuz. Braces, bro.
Mike
Move.
Barbie
That shit's annoying.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, invisalign. See, that's.
Mike
That's right here.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Oh, that's how it shaved down.
Mike
Yeah.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Now to be fair, that. That. That's a hell before and after. Oh, God. That's a. That's a great job.
Mike
Amazing job.
Barbie
Elite.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
He knew what he needed and I respect that.
Mike
Yeah, that's a great job.
Barbie
I'm cool with that, bro. Yeah, just don't get him too big on everything.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I got your teeth, man, but the
Mike
other one is od, bro.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Y' all smell some veneer before. So what does it give, like, grill breath or like, it's just a different category.
Mike
Like, it can't go away.
Barbie
I don't. I don't really know nobody with veneers.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Does it have like a new smell to it?
Mike
I know a bunch of people with veneers.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
For real.
Barbie
I don't.
Mike
It's just like.
Barbie
Not personally.
Mike
Yeah, it's a tough smell.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, man, brush your teeth, man. Brush your teeth. Go to the dentist, man. For sure.
Barbie
Damn.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Very important, RB. We appreciate you. It's 5:20 somewhere before you get out of here. You see this McDonald's is. They're not letting y' all make your own drinks no more, man. Oh, they finally caught on. And more water cups, man.
Mike
Dang.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
They removing all the self serve soda fountains, man.
Mike
I was a legend in the McDonald's for that, man. I get a water cup and go have a.
Barbie
Just working at the fountain then. That's too many drinks for you to. To be making, bro.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
They got. Don't. They got the tech now. Like, you get a cup. You got a sc.
Barbie
I supposed to get. I got to ask you for the refill.
Mike
McDonald's is so long. When the last time I've been to McDonald's. I ain't been there in a minute.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
A couple days ago now we had this conversation shout out to Ice Spice. But how many times you gonna sit down at a location to get that refill? Cause most people getting it to go now ain't too many people sitting down.
Barbie
I used to take my kids to the one with the playground in it. We used to sit there and chill.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
But yeah, it's over for the for the retweet you got.
Mike
What Bro, honestly, I ain't been to McDonald's in a minute.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Dam man, and a large not a dollar no more. How crazy.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Oh yeah, it's getting working out for sure. Like we say man, Tap in on YouTube man. It's 520 somewhere and on the Patreon B we appreciate you.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Peace out.
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Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
can go to the list now. Today in History man. Well, we'll start go here with. Yeah, here we go. Today in history man. Playoff performance, man. They brought up on the timelines, man.
Mike
What happened? It's Mother's Day week. Nah, this is on Mother's Day.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Game three, man.
Barbie
Oh m okay.
Mike
Why they show his highlights though? Where mom against the MVP of the league. I need to kill these things.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Break it down. Michael 520 films right now.
Barbie
What do you see, Mike?
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Beautiful release in down in traffic.
Mike
There, you see? Yeah.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Don't act like I What the serv me up.
Mike
That's a foul. A.J. le Brown, go look at this screen
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
your solid shot Locker big thing for him now just.
Mike
Oh goodness.
Barbie
Excuse me.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Just watch this guy as he steps in. That's the only cradle.
Mike
Locks the fan.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, Rose, this guy was really, really good.
Mike
If you don't know 17 points first
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
quarter after last year. Bring this group of young players back in.
Mike
I mean really a great. I really going to watch all these highlights. We had a good game.
Barbie
That's crazy.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Mike is on there with you right now. Did anybody else garden?
Mike
Nigga, I garden my back at home.
Barbie
You did this time.
Mike
Yeah. Good night.
Barbie
This is, this is the best night.
Mike
I think this is his best night.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
You want to know how I got
Mike
known as a basketball player?
Barbie
That's true.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Now you're g to see T is right there.
Barbie
Look at that.
Mike
Look at the tough ass mate.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah. Hit you with a hook. Going right with the bank is tough tonight.
Mike
There was some tough mates.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Now Derek has already looked on the left side over there twice for Corbin.
Barbie
You right there.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
It's just a great shot.
Mike
No way. Jeff T cannot play him any better than that.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Hey, Hubie Brown said the best man. Hey, hey, that's a good shot. I ain't going lie.
Barbie
You'll be a real one, man.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I miss Hub's playoffs, bro. I miss Hubie Brown. These playoffs, man.
Mike
The best bro.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, one of the ghosts for sure, man. Speaking of these playoffs right here. Okc I know we talked about this multiple times throughout this year, but it looks like each round is getting easier and easier. Can can the spurs or the Timberwolves really give them like any fight in the West?
Mike
I'm gonna keep it real. I think the Timberwolves can beat him if AE is 100% healthy. Cause I don't think they fear him.
Barbie
No, they don't.
Mike
Everybody else kind of got. I ain't gonna say they fear them, but they kind of like respect them a little bit too much. I don't think Timberwolves respect nobody. The way they just beat Denver and the way they talk to them. Yeah, I kind of got. I ain't gonna lie. I got the Timberwolves coming out the west, man, if they can stay.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
And what's crazy is like that's not such a wild take given it was happened the last two years. I mean conference finals two years in a row. They've only gotten better. Obviously. A's health is a big play in this situation. A's healthy, but them still in game one like that. I mean you never had a serious goal, but that's that Looked like a lot, I guess. That spurs team, he can stay healthy, bro.
Mike
He can match Shay and then Jay McDaniels. He got enough length pulls that he can guard SGA. I ain't saying he gonna stop chopping. Yeah, but he can give him a different look than most people. It ain't too many. Six, ten people moving around like J.D. mcDaniels, bro. And he take pride in that. I don't know, I just think they got a good chance.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
See, that matchup with J. McDaniels and J Dub is what I like.
Mike
Yeah, but J Dub is in and out that lineup. Yeah, I like, I like.
Barbie
They match up well with them. They don't got nobody for Junior either.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, that's a tough matchup.
Barbie
Now our big body down there. Hardenstein and them got their work cut out. Chad. That's ugly for Chad.
Mike
Check.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Can Junior guard Chet or could put a body on him, vice versa.
Mike
No, Chet can't check. I mean, that's a good matchup.
Barbie
Chet have a better chance guarding him.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I can see that.
Mike
Yeah.
Barbie
See if he stay on the perimeter. Now if JR getting that post, it's Green Bean now.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I was going to say. Nah, you know, he get on his bully ball shit too.
Barbie
Green Bean.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
He got Rudy down there with Hardenstein.
Mike
I like that matchup, man.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I'm not mad at it, but it just. Look, I mean, it ain't the Lakers fault. Cause obviously they missing arguably their best player, but boy, it's looking a lot like get the broom out type situation.
Mike
Definitely going to do broom work.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, it's going to get wicked for sure. But the east though, this is. If there's any year for the Knicks to get to the Finals, bro, this has to be it, bro, this has to be it.
Barbie
Y' all be saying that a lot.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
We've stayed at the last three years, bro.
Mike
This is the year for the Knicks.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
It has to be it. Cuz if not if they don't get to the the Finals, bro, this team has to get broke up. Something has to change, bro.
Mike
But this is the year they make
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
it to the Finals.
Mike
Yeah, misses the year.
Barbie
So yo, your predictions is Knicks versus Timberwolves.
Mike
The Timberwolves are healthy.
Barbie
I'm going with.
Mike
I got OKC versus Knicks. But I think the Timberwolves can upset the OKC Thunder if they're healthy. If AE is 100%, he can upset.
Barbie
Yeah, and I'm cool with that. I'm saying we at the finals now. If the Knicks is playing the Timberwolves, well, that's tough.
Mike
Knicks, Timberwolves.
Barbie
Yeah, that's the final.
Mike
Oh, I got timberwolves. J. McDaniel can make it tough for anybody, bro. I just watched what he did to Jamal Murray, bro. I'm a believer, bro. On his defense, Jamal Murray is one of the top scoring guards in the league.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Facts.
Mike
Unbelievable. In the playoffs. I just seen what he did. He can make it tough for like, he cold, bro.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Now, go ahead. DJ spurs, they could bounce back in the series, obviously.
Mike
Obviously. Yeah.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I would love a Spurs Thunder Western Conference finals. Like you said, that hate for Wimby for Chet is going to take away. And they obviously, they got them four one the series and don't mean much into the playoffs, but they got some smoke for them niggas, too. They like, hey, y' all really not better than us.
Mike
They not. I mean, it's an even matchup, really. Player for players that are the youngins. Yeah, that's all pretty even, bro. But I just think The Timberwolves, they 100%. They just got something that's a little different than everybody else in that way. West.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, man, I know. Obviously, with the injuries, man, I wish Dante was playing as great as he played all season long. Like to see them at a full strength right now. That's a very dangerous team, bro.
Barbie
I'm just scared to see OKC with a fully healthy J Dub. I don't think San Antonio got nothing for that.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, I think it's going to look different than the regular season as we.
Barbie
They got to play Dylan Harper more or something, bro. They gonna need a big body in there on him.
Mike
But that's why I said I ain't. I'm. I still believe. Okay, so he gonna come out the West. But. But J Dub, we don't know what he looked like with that hamstring. That hamstring is so it's one quick move and that you back to square one, you know what I mean? So that's my only fear with them.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, but, boy, if SJ gonna get it done and J Dub is out the lineup, I know we have. It's gonna be time for a conversation.
Mike
Oh, if he win this without J Dub playing. Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be different.
Barbie
I can't wait till our summer.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, I mean, they have a hell of a team, but he gonna get this without Jdub being healthy.
Mike
For real. For real. Yeah, it's gonna be different.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah.
Female Co-host (possibly Barbie's friend or another female co-host)
Yeah.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
But, hey, good bump so far in the playoffs, man. This Pistons cavalier series, we will see what happens. But, boy, the Cavs all The talent in the world, bro. They gotta figure this out.
Barbie
They do, bro. And I think they will. Just game one. I don't want to jump to the conclusion. Cause I'll be helping these series go six or seven games. I think you ain't really gonna get the feel of these teams until like three or four.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah.
Barbie
Game three or four, bro.
Mike
I just don't be liking how I look though. Like that's cool. It's a filler game. Game one's a filler game. I just don't like how it look like the turnovers and stuff. Yeah. Like I know they came back and be Orlando, but like I don't be liking how the game is looking, man. And Detroit a way better team than Orlando. I mean, whoever Toronto. You know what I mean? I don't like how it look. Detroit a way better team than them
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
and they just capitalize off them turnovers.
Mike
Yeah. And Toronto was down bi. And then they wasn't really. They was down Emmanuel quickly.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, it was a two stars.
Mike
It was losing two stars like you said. So for them to have a struggle a little bit with them, it's like go seven games with them. It's like I don't like how I look.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah. I don't like it at all. But hey, we will see, man. I mean, semi conference ain't been too bad. We'll stay tuned. Let's go to the most overrated list. Man, I don't know who made this, but we gonna read it, man. They made most overrated list. Players voted at 12.3%.
Mike
I'm rolling top this season and I'm out of pocket cause I like him. And obviously we ain't hating. All these dudes are really good players. But you overrated because people think very high of you. Yeah, but. So I'm rolling with that take on
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
number one two, Rudy Gobert. Be h. I'm sure you. You feel that.
Barbie
Nah, I just. Cause he ain't to me. I just hate how weak he is on offense. But what he is on the team to do, he over exceeds that, bro.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah. Defensively he just get paid so much.
Barbie
That's why people just judge him. I just hate him on the offensive end.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
But yeah, gotta respect him though. Trey Young at 8.6 at third place. Kat at 7.4% in fourth place. And five, Alban Carroll at 4.9%. Rounding out at six, John Morant. Seven, Denavia. Eight, Scotty Barnes. Nine, Luca Donches at number 10, Pascal Seakum.
Barbie
I don't like that. I don't like Denny Alvia. I don't like Scotty Barnes.
Mike
They not overrated because they doing what
Barbie
they supposed to do.
Mike
They are, but somebody got to be voted.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, that's. Hey, Luka. N is being. It's overrated.
Barbie
L being on that, it's crazy.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I lead the league in scoring and I average 77. Rebound.
Barbie
I can take the Dylan Brooks.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
The Pascal's crazy too.
Mike
I feel like Dylan Brooks is overrated, though. Everybody better defender.
Barbie
I'm saying people feel like cuz he's scoring. They think it's fluff.
Mike
Oh, okay.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah.
Barbie
That's why I'm. I'm. I'm rolling with Dylan. Like, after Dylan's a valuable player for sure.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Of course. I got this struggle to put my guitar re in there. There ain't even playing, man.
Barbie
Can't even play.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Leave alone, man. Tyler hero down there at the bottom list
Mike
out.
Barbie
Out of this list on. God. Tyrese Halurn got the most pressure next year.
Mike
Nah, not off injury next year.
Barbie
Yeah, bro.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Most pressure next year. I'm not mad at it.
Mike
Nah, hell no. Most pressure next year is on John Morant, bro. He ain't played in three years.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Years. I kind of see what you're saying.
Mike
Yeah, it's like at some point, we got to see John Morant play basketball.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I got to play for his career next year. Yeah, like he does.
Barbie
But I think the year that Tyrese came off of, bro, people want to see the Pacers not back championship, all this.
Mike
Yeah, but people understand you coming off, bro. You coming off of Achilles, bro. It ain't like people gonna kind of understand it, like how we felt with J. J.T. this year. Yeah, he came off the Achilles. We kind of was like, man, he ain't at his best. You know what I mean? That's what's gonna be with Tyrese. John Morant. Shit, I only. Was he hurt this year?
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
No, no, he didn't play.
Mike
So it's like at this point, we just miss Ja Morant playing basketball. And if he come out, he get hurt or he don't have a good year, niggas gonna kind of start writing him off, you know what I mean? Like he done.
Barbie
Yeah.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
If Tyrese come back sad next year, hypothetically, he gonna get a pass for it because major injury. If John mar comes outside next year, they're gonna try to get him out the NBA and make him a minimal player going forward.
Mike
Yeah, they gonna try.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
He gotta fight for fight his career. I don't get the Scotty Barnes. Hey, bro, maybe I'll just with Scotty Barnes a little bit higher than most people, but he get a lot of slander. I'm like, bro, he really just be doing his job.
Mike
Like I think it's cuz he got a max deal. All these dudes got big contracts.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
That's a fact. That's paid.
Mike
Yeah, they just got a big contract.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
But hey, I'm here for the Evan Mobley conversations, bro. That percentage up?
Mike
Yeah, I don't.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I'm starting to be on that side. I don't want to be because I with Evan Mobley, but I can't be.
Mike
Bro, he won defensive player a year.
Barbie
Yeah, he's 15 and 10, bro.
Mike
Bro, it. It's a little gas. I don't think he defensive player of
Barbie
the year is 12 type, bro. He ain't Chris Bosh, bro.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Hey, I'm not expecting him to be like.
Barbie
But people are with his numbers that he's getting. Bro, he.
Mike
He on a max deal.
Barbie
Yeah, bro, but I'm the fourth third option on my team.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
But they said, bro, if I pay you 50m a year, I need the third option.
Barbie
No matter. They was the third option with our
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
boy there with DJ. Yeah.
Barbie
DG and now he's.
Mike
They wanted him to be the second option with DG. DG was supposed to be the third option. He just not. That just ain't him. That's why he on here. Like just be real.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Sabonus being on there is interesting as well because what does Samonas do? Hey, I feel what you said, cuz. P don't get paid that much. They just hate on there.
Mike
He just get a lot of attention from being in the Warriors.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
That's a fact.
Mike
And like that's why. But like Pascal Seako be killing.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I'm like, damn, what P Skills do
Mike
he just get paid a lot?
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
He does get paid a lot of money.
Mike
That's it.
Barbie
He should have led out to the playoffs.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
No, he shouldn't have. He did exactly. He was supposed to get an all star. Get the hell out, Dodge. Speaking of this, I am very excited for the draft lottery on Sunday. I told my mom we are cutting shit short because I have to get ready for what's going on.
Barbie
It's a big day.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
It's a hell of a day.
Mike
So crazy. These get the 6 pick.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I. I'm not gonna lie. If we get a pick five through nine, bro, the way I'm going to hate the NBA next year will be historic.
Mike
Y' all gonna get five through nine. I'm gonna be crying.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
We're not getting the fifth through nth pick, bro. They will not do that to us.
Barbie
Time is that it's.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
It's right before the night games. We'll probably record after that.
Mike
I pray they get five through nine.
Barbie
We have to record.
Mike
I can't wait for. It's gonna be the greatest podcast we
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
ever did, cuz I'm telling you right now, bro, if we get number two,
Mike
it's going up when the Hawks get that number. Number one through three. And we traded for Jalen Brown.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Now, that's been the conversation, too. They've been saying a lot of teams with their top picks, what you trying to do? Cause you got number one depending upon your situation. I know if you talk, it ain't going nowhere. But if you got the number one pick, would you be interested in trading for Jalen Brown?
Mike
Oh, not the number one. I'm gonna work with A.J. yeah, but number two, three, four. Yes. You can have Jay. We want. We'll take Jalen Brown.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I don't know if Boston. I think they want AJ Though, with the ties from the city and stuff like that. They're like, yeah, I don't know if
Mike
I'll give up A.J. brown. I mean, A.J. a.J. Brown, A.J. devensa, or Jaylen Brown.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Well, I'm telling you what, Pacers, if we need to get it done, number
Mike
one pick, you'll take Jalen Brown.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
AJ at two first. Yeah, let's go. Cause that means we. We can win now. Tyrese Pascal and Jaylen Brown. I'm very comfortable in the East. I'm very comfortable in the East. The money won't make sense. It only going to have a very short time period, but it.
Mike
Y' all going to have to trade OB And Nim hard with him to make the money work.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
That's cool. Make it make sense. You with that, nigga? There's nobody stopping us with that. With that starting five, bro. Tyrese Halberton, N.E. smith, J.B. pascal, and Big Zoo. Oh, we whooping shit.
Mike
Oh, y' all. Nice.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
That's a hell of a hypothetical, obviously. And there's a lot of money. Be on the bus. We whooping the shit out of whoever, bro. I fear nobody.
Mike
No way in hell Indiana's gonna happen. That much money on the books, and
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
there no way, hell, they gonna have Jaylen Brown on that roster. No. The first time he do this. No, no, no, no, no.
Mike
What?
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
That first he come in all black. It is gonna be wig.
Mike
What? Y' all never go that second. April gonna kick y ass.
Barbie
Shanice is over for Mother's Day. I gotta work. I can't wait. I didn't over Sunday.
Mike
He fit in perfectly with Atlanta, bro.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I'm something. Honestly, if I'm the host Hawks, y' all get a top three pick. And if. That's. If the Celtics want to do that. But I mean, they're saving them chicken too.
Mike
But yeah, shit, they want to give up that top three pick. If I'm. If I'm Atlanta, that's the first person I'm calling. Jaylen Brown. I'm giving up Nikhil Alexander Walker, that first round pick and whoever else the fuck we pay besides Jalen Johnson. Everybody else can go and we'll figure it out.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
We have a great foundation. Two all stars leading their positions. I've been seeing some draft talk too. Shout out to my boy Mikel Brown. They said that he might go higher than Acuff. How y' all feel about that?
Mike
I know a lot of people really, really high on him. I talked to a couple guys in the industry in that field, the scouting world. They just super high on his. His size as a guard, his scoring punch. And they just gotta think he got some intangibles that's a little. I'm not gonna say better than Darius Akuff. Cause they high on him too. Yeah. I just think his upside is a little more. Because of his height in this scoring punch that he. That he passed.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah.
Mike
Most underrated thing about him is his passing.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
That's a fact.
Mike
People don't know that about him. He's a really, really good passer, high IQ player. But his size at 6, 5. Yeah, that's.
Barbie
Yeah, that pushed the needle.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah. I've seen. I mean obviously everybody is a lot of the time you'll see people working out inclined. But the guy from Washington we talked about, I got offered that Brad to go back as a bid. They feel like he gonna be the first big off the board.
Mike
Yeah, he's really good.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, he is really good. I know Dave Murray is high as well, but.
Mike
Nah.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah. This is going to be a hell of a draft, bro. It's going to be some people in
Barbie
that late years and years, bro.
Mike
Yeah, I. I think it's really. This is just me. I think it get quiet like 12.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
That's.
Mike
I know it's still quality players, but like. Hell yeah.
Barbie
After 12, you get 12 solid picks though in the first round, bro.
Mike
And I ain't even going to say all these picks, obviously, you know, they not going to all pan out.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah.
Mike
But like people that we were Excited for like. Like you just kind of.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I feel like that's the part where it kind of get tricky. Cause that late lottery on to mid, you get some of those guys who would typically be lottery players that's going to be available for those playoff teams. Like Jackson Lindenberg on OKC is insane, bro. Like, that's a prototype player they want.
Barbie
Yeah.
Mike
But some of these guys, I ain't going to lie, we was excited for them for college, but some of these dudes not going to really.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah, we know how it goes.
Mike
Yeah. You know what I mean? So like, no, like buries from Braden.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Buries.
Mike
Yeah, from Arizona. Good play player. But like, never mind. I ain't gonna hurt no young fellas. He a good player.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah. I see what you're saying.
Mike
Like, I don't think they gonna change your franchise. And he might come out here and kill an NBA and I'll be completely wrong. But I only see a couple of them guys that's really gonna be like franchise changing players. Like.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Oh, it's. I mean like most draft is star heavy at the beginning as well. And obviously situation gonna matter for some of these guys as well. But yeah, like you said, bro, you never know. Especially with the second apron. These. These rookie contracts mean a lot to these teams. They gotta hit.
Mike
So these guys gonna play, they gonna get a chance.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
But yeah, I ain't mad at him too. You gotta leave by you hot boy. We'll see.
Mike
He a good player though.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Oh, yeah. Brady Murray is highly talented.
Mike
He's super good.
Barbie
But y' all get Darren Peterson. That'd be insane, bro.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I'm something and I'm slowly. I'm slowly on that. Caleb Wilson over boozer to Pacers. Trying slowly.
Mike
I like Caleb Wilson at 3.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I might take Caleb Wilson over boos.
Barbie
I love Caleb.
Mike
Cause if Caleb Wilson get a three ball, he's nasty.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I know they say the patience pop. I just feel like with him running the lanes with our team, how we get up and down the court. Yeah, that's. That's exactly what we need is that athlete.
Mike
My only question. Yeah, y' all need that athlete. That's like a new ob. Yeah. My only question is like. Like, I think with Cam Boozer, you gonna get what you gonna get.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
That's a fact.
Mike
He is who he is. I don't know if he got a great upside. He remind me of Al Horford. Not the way he played, but like Al Horford been the same player since Florida. He came in the league.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah.
Mike
And you just get what you gonna get. But you can't deny his stats 22 and 10.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Nah. And I hate that. And obviously you're not saying that, but I hate when people say they're just like, well, you know what you gonna get? I'm like, nigga, that's great. Oh, yeah. I know exactly what I'm drafting. So a lot of people trying to use that against him. I'm like, bro, that's fucked up. That. Yeah, he frick the patient mode, too.
Mike
Yeah. I feel like he just gonna give you 15 as a rookie, and it's only gonna go up to 18. 19.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I feel like the only thing I
Mike
think he gonna average 18 and 19 for his career.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I'm rolling. That's a double.
Mike
Double conversion. Yeah, I feel that.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
I just feel like we the worst team for him in that situation because we got Pascal. I don't know. Obviously he ain't gonna be there forever, but that sucks because they play too similar of a role. And you're not gonna play kambooza at the 3. And I'm nothing on having his minute.
Barbie
Pascal can play the three. He can play the four. Zoo at your five. Nigga, you good.
Mike
I think they versatile enough. I think they both can handle and pass and shoot. His jumper's gonna get better as he get in the NBA. That's a fact. But I think they all be able to work. I like Caleb Wilson better with y' all group. Cause the way y' all play, hell yeah. AJ Debancer fits beautifully. Like, if y' all got AJ Debancer, if you hear me, it's. That'd be great for the Pacers. I take him in Atlanta and we trade him for Jaylen Brown.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Damn. Listen, I think this off season is going to be insane, even from a draft aspect. But a lot of people gonna be moving teams. We talk about all these scenes in Purgatory. It's gon get off these contracts because they can't afford nobody.
Barbie
Yeah.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah. It's only up from here. Now before we get out of here, be here. Tell the people one more time, man. Where they can grab some merch, brother.
Barbie
And shopclub520.com 523 is going down. Darlito.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Yeah.
Barbie
Belly Gang Cushion and who else? Baby Face Ray. This concert is going to be crazy.
Mike
We brung that to Indianapolis.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Come on, man.
Barbie
I don't think it's ever been done before.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
Some of our favorites, man. Coming to pulling up to the city for us. Just for y' all to have a great day. It's going be to down get your tickets shot. We don't love our man.
Barbie
A lot of people said that.
Mike
Who said we don't love the city?
Barbie
We bring them here. That's Memorial Day weekend, too, y'.
Mike
All. We don't love the city.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
You ain't got to go nowhere. We bring a concert to y', all, man. Georgia street afterwards. You know we love the city, man.
Mike
Said that a damn.
Host (possibly DJ or main presenter)
We'll pull some receipts, man, but we love y' all anyways. Going down, man. Always the city above everything. Shout out to our family at Boost Mobile. We tapped in. Shout out to Stockx the family for sure. And last, but certainly, shout out to Hard Rock. Bet we appreciate y'. All. We'll catch y' all next time. Club 520 the volume.
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Episode: Club 520 - Jeff Teague says Anthony Edwards & Wolves can BEAT Thunder, CRAZY Derrick Rose highlights
Date: May 7, 2026
Hosts: Jeff Teague, DJ Wells, Bishop B Henn, and others
Podcast: Club 520 Podcast (iHeartPodcasts and The Volume)
This episode of Club 520 is classic chaotic barbershop energy featuring NBA All-Star Jeff Teague alongside DJ Wells, Bishop B Henn, and friends. The crew brings their trademark humor and storytelling to topics ranging from NBA playoff matchups—especially the Timberwolves vs. Thunder and updates on Derrick Rose—to dating, gift-giving, food nostalgia, and the upcoming Club 520 events. Expect laughs, candid takes, and authentic perspectives as the team blends sports talk with real-life conversation.
Classic Club 520: authentic, hilarious, and insightful. Whether they’re roasting each other about hygiene and gifts, breaking down NBA playoff matchups and league rumors, or just reminiscing about Little Debbie snacks, this crew keeps it fresh, real, and relatable. For NBA fans and those who love irreverent, honest conversation, this episode delivers.
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