Club 520 - Jeff Teague tells CRAZY NBA training camp story, PREVIEWS Atlanta LIVE SHOW

Summary

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Club 520 Podcast, October 9, 2025

Episode: Jeff Teague tells CRAZY NBA training camp story, PREVIEWS Atlanta LIVE SHOW

Overview

This episode of the Club 520 Podcast, hosted by DJ Wells, Jeff Teague, Bishop B Henn, and friends, sets the stage for their upcoming live show in Atlanta and delivers the group’s signature blend of NBA career stories, sports/cultural debates, and comedic banter. From Jeff’s wild training camp tales to a heated Cash Money vs. No Limit Verzuz conversation and reflections on Black sitcoms, the crew keeps things unruly, relatable, and hilarious.

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Key Segments, Topics & Quotes

1. Atlanta Live Show Hype & Atlanta Memories

• [05:44] Jeff Teague talks about heading back to his hometown for the Atlanta live show, hyping the energy and near sell-out status.
  • “I'm excited, cause we on our way to Atlanta this week—your hometown, baby!” – DJ Wells
• [06:35] Show lineup shoutouts: Poor Minds as openers, special guests ISO Joe and DJ Drama (called “the mixtape legend...the goat, the everything CEO”).
• [41:42] Barbie shares her excitement:
  • “I'm so excited for Atlanta. We about to turn the up. I'm ready to see like the...energy from the crowd is like crazy. And I want to see like how Atlanta gonna come. Cause Houston was amazing.”

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2. NBA Rookie Year Training Camp & Mascot Dancing Story

• [07:18] Social media brings up old footage of Jeff (“young Nacho”) dancing in his Atlanta Hawks rookie year.
  • “My rookie year...they made me dance every game, like in the circle. You better dance right now. I used to be shitty. Do all type of stupid ass dance.” – Jeff Teague
  • [07:37] Crew jokes about rookie initiations, popcorn style, and how Jeff’s team made him perform.
• Memorable Moment: The viral mascot “Harry the Hawk” sequence and how embarrassing/crazy it was.

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3. Cultural Debate: Cash Money vs. No Limit (Hip-Hop Verzuz)

• [08:34] Intense debate about which Southern rap label would win a hypothetical Verzuz.
  • “Perfect timing for tea. No Limit vs. Cash Money. Let's go.” – DJ Wells
  • [08:52] “I'm Cash Money through and through, no matter what. Wayne will wash all of them by himself.” – Bishop B Henn
  • [12:13] “Bling Bling? I need a hot girl, quiet. Project chick, what's happening?” – DJ Wells
• The team reminisces on hits, underappreciated classics, the cultural moment, and even mentions the Snoop Dogg No Limit era and solo Master P anthems.

Notable Quotes:

• [11:11] “Oh still got that. That ain't my fault. That's a banger.” – DJ Wells
• [12:45] “Back that ass up...that's a classic, bro. They still use it to this day.” – DJ Wells
• [13:14] “Masterpiece movies is fire. I got the hookup was way better.” – Jeff Teague

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4. Hilarious Pop Culture Tangents: Movies, AI Deepfakes, & Sitcoms

• [13:43]–[17:34] Crew riff on “Baby Boy,” “I Got the Hookup,” iconic Black movies and their outlandish moments.
  • [16:24] “Her ex boyfriend getting out of jail and going to her crib is the most outlandish I ever heard in my life.” – DJ Wells
• [43:14]–[44:53] Social media & AI tangents: AI deepfakes with celebrities (e.g., MLK, Kobe, Tupac).
  • [44:00] “From that standpoint, that is wicked. But the other is just out of pocket. But it is hilarious.” – DJ Wells

Memorable Moment:

• The hosts joke about how viral AI images confuse kids (“Kobe, how you gonna be dead and you still alive, bro?” – DJ Wells, [44:38])

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5. Hair Culture & Jokes: Fros, Braids, and Dreads

• [31:00]–[37:15] Lighthearted but real discussion on Black hair culture, judging afros and braids.
  • [32:18] “A straight picked out Norbit fro is crazy.” – Co-host
  • [34:26] “A bald head. I'mma rub that bald head.” – Barbie
• [36:43] Shifting styles to “hide the hairline,” pandemic effect on men’s hair, and jokes about fake braids or extensions.
  • [37:33] “That's all crazy, baby. Just embrace it and be...Just be bald head.” – Barbie
  • [37:59] “That's too feminine...It is, bro.” – Co-host on men wearing hairpieces

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6. Rap & Street Culture

• [25:10] Freeing Pooh Shiesty and discussing his short-lived hit, incarceration, and how jail changes the music game.
• [26:43] On snitching and loyalty:
  • “Don't do nothing illegal around me, because I'm telling.” – DJ Wells
  • Discussion about who to trust, friends vs. "crews," and street code.

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7. Black Sitcom Bracket: Martin, Steve Harvey, Jamie Foxx, and more

• [58:01] Viral social media debates over sitcoms like The Parkers vs. Martin.
  • [58:36] “Jamie Foxx was funny...Martin was funny like Fresh Prince wasn't funny. It was just a good show. That's how the Parkers was.”
  • [59:46] “But Braxton is amazing...But yeah, Cole and Tommy, bro, is...It ain't no match.”
  • [60:31] Jeff endorses Steve Harvey as his favorite, despite acknowledging Martin as the best.

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8. Real Life: Teachers, Childhood Stories & Fugitive Recap

• [62:09] Sharing memories of teachers (good and bad), “pretty teachers,” and problematic faculty stories.
• [49:51]–[51:58] The saga of "Derrick Groves," a fugitive caught in Atlanta after 145 days, sparks jokes about how long it takes to readjust to outside life and absurd getaway plans.

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9. Shoe Drop: StockX SB4s Unboxing

• [54:58] Live delivery of the highly-coveted Pine Green SB4s sparks sneakerhead excitement:
  • “Shout out to StockX...This was one of our grails...for all of us on the set.” – DJ Wells

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Notable & Funny Quotes

• On rookie hazing:
  “They made me dance every game, like in the circle. You better dance right now. I used to be shitty.” – Jeff Teague [07:44]
• On Verzuz:
  “Wayne will wash all of them doly by itself.” – Bishop B Henn [08:52]
• On AI deepfakes:
  “That said, you are not the father. I am free at last. Thank God almighty, I am free.” – DJ Wells [43:21]
• On teaching and gym class:
  “All my gym teachers growing up with studs.” – Co-host [60:58]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Atlanta Live preview & show lineup: [05:44]–[06:57]
• Jeff’s rookie training camp story: [07:17]–[08:08]
• No Limit vs Cash Money battle: [08:34]–[13:36]
• Movie & AI tangents: [13:43]–[17:34] and [43:14]–[44:53]
• Hair & grooming jokes: [31:00]–[37:59]
• Rap street code & real talk: [25:10]–[28:22]
• Black sitcom rankings: [58:01]–[60:49]
• Fugitive recap: [49:51]–[51:58]
• SB4s unboxing: [54:58]–[55:52]

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Summary & Takeaway

This episode captures the essence of Club 520: no-holds-barred sports storytelling, heated but hilarious debates about Black culture and hip-hop, personal tales from NBA and beyond, all laced with roasts, nostalgia, and community love.

• If you want NBA behind-the-scenes, cultural hot takes, and relentless comedy—especially if you’re pulling up in Atlanta—this episode is essential 520 listening.

Transcript

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[DJ Wells]

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[DJ Wells]

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[Co-host / Guest]

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[DJ Wells]

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[DJ Wells]

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C code, you know what I'm saying? When you get a new phone, the worst part is transferring your contacts, your pictures and messages, all that. You ain't even gotta do all that. They gonna handle that for you. Just tap in. Listen, man, the most powerful iPhone ever, iPhone 17. Boost Mobile got you in. They gotta leave the crib. They gonna bring your phone to transfer, refer you, man. What's the excuse not to get it behind?

[Co-host / Guest]

Ain't no excuses, especially they pulling up to your door. Would I never know other providers ever did that.

[DJ Wells]

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Doorstep service.

[Co-host / Guest]

Wow, that's definitely new, man. That's tight.

[DJ Wells]

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[Co-host / Guest]

For sure, bro. NBA season is approaching us, so I'm going to do the first game, first few games of the day. I got y' all for sure.

[DJ Wells]

We gonna get this money, man. To my left, we got My dog. My dog. Hey, listen, man, you've been in the news recently, man. The Cintel on Twitter's been going crazy, insane. The AI has been going crazy.

You got AI? What's up?

They got a AI my dog Behen going down the WWE Runway as Behen, but he's in the Teague at Jersey with no draws. It's been a lot of.

[Co-host / Guest]

They got you going down, too, with the Mohawk on, too.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, we'll get into that, dog. My dog, Bishop B. Heading out the pearlies. How you.

What?

Nasty.

[Co-host / Guest]

Cool and nasty. Thank you, Twitter. Thank you, Instagram. Thank you, TikTok. Thank you, YouTube. All the platforms that be showing me love. I appreciate y', all, even I hate it.

[DJ Wells]

Come on, the legend is here for sure, man. To my right, we got my dog, Young Nacho. Young Tig. How you up, brother?

I'm chilling, man. I'm excited. Cause we on our way to Atlanta this week.

Yeah, your hometown, baby.

Yeah, my hometown. And the tickets are going fast. Yeah, we close, right?

[Co-host / Guest]

Literally double digits.

[DJ Wells]

We got like. We got like, 20 left. Yeah, 25, 30 tickets left.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yeah, we don't hate to have to turn all them people away at the door.

[DJ Wells]

Not me. I'm excited, man.

Give y' all a chance, baby.

Everybody who pull up, we gonna have a time, we gonna drink, we gonna DJ, gonna smoke. So everybody gonna smoke.

1,000%. Now, listen, we already told y' all who pulling up, man. We got poor minds going crazy starting to show off. I saw Joe. Will he show? Who knows? But he's on the bill and he's on the flyer, so he's expected to be there. And since the show almost sold out, by the time, they'll see this, you know what I'm saying? We got no tickets left, T. Our.

Last guest, we got DJ drama, man. We gonna talk to mixtape legend the goat, the everything CEO, you know, everybody's favorite DJ.

Come on.

[Co-host / Guest]

Greatest mixtape DJ to ever do it.

[DJ Wells]

Mr. Gangster grills himself Man, I know a lot of us up here grew up playing his music in the trunk all the way to the functions. Getting the vibe right for sure. DJ Drama in the building with ISO Joe and poor minds, man. ATL we can't wait to see y'.

All.

Shotclub520.com maybe it's a few tickets left. I doubt it by the time y' all see this. But you might get lucky. It's cool. But if you can't slide, man, get you some merch anyway, man. Be a part of the party from a distance for sure. Listen, man, first things first, man. They say it's NBA training. Kept time young. Nacho, they pulled up the old footage, man. And this is crazy because they put me in your RICO right here. I wasn't even involved in this.

This is be here.

Yeah, they got. They got you doing the ISO right here with saying I got.

I got a real rookie year video.

And they said this was me in the hawk suit. So now I'm involved in your problem.

Shout to my dog Harry, man.

[Co-host / Guest]

Harry.

[DJ Wells]

Harry Hawk, man. I ain't lie. You can dance for real.

[Co-host / Guest]

I was like jabberwocky right here.

[DJ Wells]

Your team start off.

Started getting too active. I was like, oh, you really dance for real. It's supposed to be a joke. Now shout out to the. The rookie year, man. I had a bunch of dancing videos my rookie. They made me dance every game, like in the circle. Yeah, go. You know, Josh and them go for.

[Co-host / Guest]

We gonna popcorn your.

[DJ Wells]

You better dance right now. I used to be shitty. Do all type of stupid ass dance.

[Co-host / Guest]

So that's where that where he came back at. You was like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[DJ Wells]

First of all, I wouldn't say. Let's just clear this up because this morning the people was telling dj, like talking shit to him. I'm like, damn, they telling you to dance, nigga like trying to sign you on this. So the chat. All right, Chad wins all the way. But who cares?

Chad always gonna win. Shout out to the super chat, man. But y' all too. But shout out to y' all as well. Listen, versus we've been talking about it last couple episodes is back, baby.

Perfect timing in the air, bro.

Perfect timing for tea. No limit versus cash money. Let's go.

Cash money.

Shout out to my compliments con family. I don't know if I'm safe now. I might have to stand another I.

Can'T go to no limit side.

But nah, I should be good with cash money.

We are no limit soldiers. No, we're not we are no. No limit.

[Co-host / Guest]

This could have been pre meeting whatever. I'm cash money through and through, no matter what. Clean wash Wayne will wash all of them doly by itself. So I, I, I think it's going to be a good version though. Cuz I do want to hear all them old no limit songs. But so far as like the battle is kind of.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. I mean if they only gonna play cash money like it has to be cash money.

No young money though.

Yeah. I would say all original cash money songs like with Turk and BG and all them. It's still going to be a wash. But because we went to the Wayne, we went to the concert. We seen them at Dreamville.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yeah. Because they got money. Yeah. You got to do big timer shit too.

[DJ Wells]

Oh yeah.

[Co-host / Guest]

So get your roll on. All that shit has to be played.

[DJ Wells]

It's glad the son got some slaps, boy. I know we like to joke but respect the catalog. My boy juvie.

I don't juvie win by itself for.

[Co-host / Guest]

Sure what we doing. But it's good for us though to see everybody we grew up listening to shout out to both sides a thousand percent. I'm really mad here. I'm shitty. Cause I was a big magic fan back in the day but you know.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Co-host / Guest]

Mystical. He can't. He ain't with us.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

No, he's not free. See Murder.

He ain't with us.

[Co-host / Guest]

I don't really know. So the crowd gonna have to take over with no Limit.

[DJ Wells]

Shake your ass Silk.

[Co-host / Guest]

The shocker gonna give y' all some probably. I guess.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. I don't know none of the Silk songs.

He had a song trainer that was was popping back in the but.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yeah, yeah.

[DJ Wells]

That he was on there.

No, I don't think he was on that one.

[Co-host / Guest]

That's great. Right on the on the re remix.

[DJ Wells]

No, I thought he was on a song like that.

They had a song that was fired on him and Trent. I forgot it's two something.

[Co-host / Guest]

Maybe him and Maya had a cool little song.

[DJ Wells]

The no Limit catalog is fire. Like I know the cash money is probably going to be superior in the situation but they got a lot anthems on the lowest of keys off the.

[Co-host / Guest]

I know YouTube. But y' all forgot this because y' all looking up too. But yeah, I'm trying to run off my head.

[DJ Wells]

No, Master P got 10 songs by itself. Like yeah, he got about ice cream and all that by himself.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yeah.

You gotta get off or master. I'm just saying everybody gotta participate.

[DJ Wells]

See, Murder got.

No, they don't.

Oh still got that. That ain't my fault. That's a banger.

But I do that.

That's a banger. Got slapped.

That was kind of hard.

500 fold. Boys wobble. That was definitely.

Let me see you wobble, wobble. Let me see you shake your shake.

Yeah, they got some slaps. The Snoop Dogg no Limit Error has some bangers. But, yeah, cash money probably going. You know what I'm saying? Put belt in the situation, man.

[Co-host / Guest]

It's just too much free codes, free code, too much facts.

[DJ Wells]

Don't say ass, make it neat. That is.

That's a classic, bro. They still use it to this day.

[Co-host / Guest]

Barbie's out there dancing.

[DJ Wells]

Look, she ain't stopped dancing since she left the stage.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yeah, I ain't no Barbie. Got on stage, got to doing that. Yeah, it was wild.

[DJ Wells]

I had to go ahead.

My dog went ISO.

Go ahead and do your thing. I don't know what guy to her. I don't know where it came from.

Let's talk to her about this. Go ahead, bring her.

[Co-host / Guest]

Because I gotta. I gotta break this down. No limit loss. Off the list right here. Where you at, B?

[DJ Wells]

Bling Bling?

I need a hot girl, quiet.

[Co-host / Guest]

Hot girl, quiet.

[DJ Wells]

Project chick, what's happening? How you living?

I'm good. Okay, what we got today?

[Co-host / Guest]

It's Emmy Paul.

[DJ Wells]

We got some tea time.

[Co-host / Guest]

I don't know that song.

[DJ Wells]

We ain't got nothing on. It's something in there.

A little bit.

[Co-host / Guest]

A little bit.

[DJ Wells]

They ain't got nothing in here. Like. They ain't got nothing on this crazy.

Jesus.

The hit make it worse every time.

[Co-host / Guest]

Project number one, stunner. Back that ass up.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. Baller blocking is a slap. It is. No, no. They play baller blocking. Ball blocking is a slap and a movie fire. No, hey.

That'S how we know. He was just, like, influenced. So easy. I used to watch baller blocking every day, bro.

[Co-host / Guest]

I like Masterpiece Movies better.

[DJ Wells]

Masterpiece Movies is fire.

I got. The hookup was way better. Battle. Battle was fire.

[Co-host / Guest]

Now, if they did verses with films, that'd be far.

[DJ Wells]

If they added that to there. Yeah, I would.

If I was p. I just thought, hey, my movie's better than Yalls, too.

[Co-host / Guest]

The sex scene with pushing inside of you was playing on the hookup. That used to be my thing.

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[DJ Wells]

Yeah. I was like, I don't even remember that.

[Co-host / Guest]

You'll remember that.

[DJ Wells]

But why was that something.

[Co-host / Guest]

You'll go for that. You really go for that. You were really tapped in.

[DJ Wells]

That's how I was with Baby Boy, though.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

They show what's her name on there.

His first baby mama.

No, no, no. I was tapped in on that part, too.

[Co-host / Guest]

I liked his mama. His actual mama. Yeah, I was a fan.

[DJ Wells]

She.

She believes in double double. So.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yeah, I try to practice that in the crib.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, squalid squats. Shout out to that next Friday Baby boy on dvd.

Hey, with Jody. Hey, make me some tacos. That's the top five.

I used to pause it every time. Yeah, give my look. Yeah, yeah, run it.

I know we get off subject, but I'll never forget when they had, like, the secret editing scenes and she ended.

Up being across the street.

I said, he's. He's a goat. There's no reason for him to drive that car across the street.

[Co-host / Guest]

No reason.

[DJ Wells]

Park it in his back.

[Co-host / Guest]

Is this selling? No weak ass dresses.

And that's your eye color.

[DJ Wells]

All the women, they were just selling them Shane joints.

[Co-host / Guest]

That's exactly what it was. He had some high quality dresses that.

[DJ Wells]

Drink Al on a bike. Jody should have got clapped a long time ago.

[Co-host / Guest]

Whoever wrote this, you got to know a. Like, this is crazy.

[DJ Wells]

And for him to go to that hairdresser and sell that $40.

[Co-host / Guest]

He was so busted.

[DJ Wells]

Let me think of that picture y' all posted.

[Co-host / Guest]

He was chewing that gum.

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He said, you like this?

[Co-host / Guest]

He's busted.

[DJ Wells]

Yo, that was a classic scene.

I know this is random, but I laugh at his homeboy. He said, you supposed to be my brother's keeper. Why you ain't found me a job? Nigga, if you don't get on LinkedIn and get to work. Oh, man.

[Co-host / Guest]

Have you ever dated a nigga close to Jody?

No, I don't play that broke ass shit. No, I don't play that broke ass shit.

[DJ Wells]

Talk to him.

[Co-host / Guest]

No, his friend. We was like, I thought y' all love me. Y' all bought me all these nice clothes and games. She was like, mama don't say nothing. Get his ass out of mama house. What the hell's going on?

[DJ Wells]

You want some strawberry soda?

I wasn't living right. I'm supposed to be like, mo. Ooh, this nigga, they want to. Was he moving?

Oh, my goodness. Don't say the junior. Cause he'll send a disc.

I always call him up from smart guy. I don't know why, but.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yeah. That's the only reason why I really remember him. For real.

[DJ Wells]

He a wild boy. But he was a good friend to call because Jody needed somebody to get smoked. And he pulled up instantly.

He rolling built to ass on them little boys. I ain't gonna do I ain't gonna beat your ass.

I'm mad that this movie was really supposed to have Tupac and be probably a better film. Even though this is a hood classic, it is a ridiculous movie, but I love it nonetheless. I always got a good time to spend. Baby boy, man, the way it started.

Her ex boyfriend getting out of jail and going to her crib is the most outlandish I ever heard in my life.

[Co-host / Guest]

I'm sure.

[DJ Wells]

And then his pulling up the next.

Day, though you on parole, you cannot be seen with these felons. What are you doing?

[Co-host / Guest]

Would y' all be mad if your mom dated a like, William Rhymes?

[DJ Wells]

No.

[Co-host / Guest]

We all grew up with our dad. Like, how would niggas feel if they had a stepdad like that?

[DJ Wells]

He was a real nigga, though.

[Co-host / Guest]

Shout out to Melvin. But I'm saying, like, how if you was Jody, like, would you would have treated that situation different?

[DJ Wells]

No, I would try to be cool with him.

I wouldn't live there no more because if I have to be here, bro, I have to do it.

[Co-host / Guest]

I ain't gonna lie, bro. Like, I'm a step up now, but it'd be hard, bro. Watch the with his ass out walk around my crib.

[DJ Wells]

I'll talk about how he approached him. He was really on some cool. Dude was just acting weird, like.

But the fact he asked me if he wanted some food while I'm butt ass in the kitchen. All right, now you got smoke. Oh, yeah. Now he violated, bro, you disrespectful for.

[Co-host / Guest]

A to come and take over. Take over your house.

[DJ Wells]

Walk in your trap and take over your trap.

[Co-host / Guest]

He like, I'm paying the bills here with you.

[DJ Wells]

I ain't mad at him as long as mama don't kick me out.

[Co-host / Guest]

Like the last song.

[DJ Wells]

I would have waited up till I man, keep that naked in y room. Put me on the was cutting grass and what are you like?

[Co-host / Guest]

Yeah, I'm grateful for my situation, bro. I'm nothing on the step pops, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, yeah.

[Co-host / Guest]

I would have been able to make it, bro. I would have been able to make.

[DJ Wells]

It a step pop.

[Co-host / Guest]

I am, bro. And shout out to myself. But I swear to God, I'd have been the worst step kid in the world, bro. I'm the you not my daddy, bro.

[DJ Wells]

You out of pocket for sure, bro.

[Co-host / Guest]

And you hanging wood. And my mama walking around this, bro.

He was too old to be in the house any away.

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

I mean, bro, bro had two kids.

[Co-host / Guest]

Like, get out.

[DJ Wells]

You got two kids.

[Co-host / Guest]

This is my mama house.

[DJ Wells]

Bro, you know what make me laugh though? Snoop being the sway. Don't say pop. He said show for.

Me now. That's me. That's you?

Yes.

[Co-host / Guest]

That's wild.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, man. That's crazy. All right, Barbie, before you get out of here, we got to ask you a question. Yes, 1000%. I have a. I would love to talk to that gentleman. Mike has asked us if we want to interview somebody. I can't say the name because it may not happen, but yes, please make that happen. That would be absolutely hilarious. Cash Money, no Limit. They having a battle coming soon. Who you rolling with?

You wasn't even old enough.

[Co-host / Guest]

That's so listen, I grew up on that. My mama and daddy some OGs. But that's so hard. Cause I love Cash Money. But I grew up like a no limit fucking soldier.

[DJ Wells]

So you was Mia X. Yeah.

[Co-host / Guest]

Name of Mia X song explains the mug shots.

I don't know the name of her song. I just know all the ones that she was on. Run the streets with your thug. She had.

You can run the streets.

That was my shit. Cause ain't no money in bed. So ain't no future you. I ain't the that love you. Okay, but yeah. So I would have to go with no Limit. Like. But I love Cash Money.

[DJ Wells]

You just recited me X verse on this podcast. You get respect for that.

Yeah.

[Co-host / Guest]

Cash Money never had a girl.

[DJ Wells]

You were meant to be a part of this pod.

Thank you, cuz.

Only I know no Limit Soldier songs.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yeah. Now me X definitely got it.

[DJ Wells]

They don't know no me x song.

I 1000% do not. I know album really talk you about the album.

[Co-host / Guest]

They did have best album covers always. No limit had the best album cover.

[DJ Wells]

That was pre Photoshop, pre Adobe. They went crazy.

[Co-host / Guest]

They went crazy.

[DJ Wells]

Y' all think Turk would be at the Versus?

[Co-host / Guest]

He has to.

[DJ Wells]

Will he be on stage or in the crowd?

[Co-host / Guest]

You gotta be on stage. He gotta do hot girl. He has to, bro.

[DJ Wells]

I don't disagree, but you know they got a little civil war going on right now. Yeah, well, Wayne be there.

[Co-host / Guest]

No.

[DJ Wells]

Well, it's complex time probably I think going to be there because complex con. If it wasn't complex con, I would say differently.

I don't think Wayne would be there.

[Co-host / Guest]

I'm surprised that Barbie's tape. Cause I love him. That's her goat.

Love him down. But yeah, dang, I'm gonna be rocking with Cash Money the whole time.

[DJ Wells]

What's your favorite Wayne song?

[Co-host / Guest]

Favorite Wayne. So I don't know because I literally love everyone I couldn't say just how to love no not no like that I was mixtape easy no nothing like that.

[DJ Wells]

Lollipop needed this song is crazy.

[Co-host / Guest]

No mixtape. Straight mixtape Wheezy Squad up Squad up is hard as fuck.

I mean it's probably the best Wayne song.

[DJ Wells]

My favorite is bill gates.

The 4,000 degrees intro. Yeah the I me was supposed to be the real start to the quarter three as a top tier Wayne song for sure. The Bill Gates beat is insane. I haven't heard that in a while. It's a fire beat.

It's fire.

[Co-host / Guest]

I literally can't pick one song.

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[DJ Wells]

Speaking of rap, Pooh Shisty out my dog free. Yeah, the slaps is on.

[Co-host / Guest]

That's my dog.

[DJ Wells]

You know, I'm really sure you know it's crazy.

That song is one of the fire songs that got cut short because of Kobe and going to jail. Because as soon as that song got hot, Kobe happened, and then Cool Strikes was in jail. And now they can't do a song with no tourists because Dirk is in jail. Yeah.

He ain't get the performing or nothing.

[Co-host / Guest]

It'll be all right, though. He gonna. He better go on a crazy run, too.

[DJ Wells]

Nah, it's up.

[Co-host / Guest]

I'm excited for that.

[DJ Wells]

Hey, man, free OCF Dirt, man.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Did you see the information they had? I don't know if it's true or not. They basically said no. I'm saying they had a little bit of civil war going on. That allegedly there are some paperwork or some calls about him setting up people in his game doing to. Not retaliating for Vaughn. I don't know how true that is. I ain't in no gang. But that's just crazy to see how that. Because it's been real quiet. We haven't heard much on his situation in a while.

[Co-host / Guest]

That sucks, man.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Co-host / Guest]

I'm not getting caught up in jail is just talking too much for me, bro.

[DJ Wells]

I'm nothing. I'm being in a game.

[Co-host / Guest]

I wouldn't want no electronics in that game.

[DJ Wells]

I'm nothing on being. I'm nothing.

I'm having a crew.

Yeah.

[Co-host / Guest]

Not while I'm in jail, I'm not.

[DJ Wells]

I'm in life. Yeah.

I have respect to everybody.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yeah, but when you are. When you already in that type of bro. I'm just saying, when you're in jail, I think you should just be Dolly.

[DJ Wells]

I mean, they talking about stuff when he was out.

Yeah.

[Co-host / Guest]

Okay. I better say I thought it was him checking.

[DJ Wells]

Feel like that, though. Like, if I did like dirt, I always did it by myself because I. And when people did, I never wanted to know. Cause I'm phone.

We're also. Nori. Don't do nothing illegal around me because I'm telling.

Yeah, bro.

[Co-host / Guest]

It just depends, bro. I really don't think y' all would tell. Like that situation, bro.

[DJ Wells]

He used to tell me, man, mind your damn business. When I used to leave the house, he'd be like, you mind your business. Yeah. If it ain't meant for you, it ain't meant for you.

[Co-host / Guest]

And I know everybody tell. I get that. But some it just be like, bro, you didn't have to say nothing.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. Like, especially if I ain't got nothing.

To do with it.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Like the police pull you over. Did you see what happened? You ain't gotta be like, yeah, dude got hit.

[Co-host / Guest]

I don't know.

Instantly.

[Colin from Colin Coward Podcast]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

I just seen the lights, bro. I just stopped seeing lights, bro.

[Co-host / Guest]

But moving around by yourself? I don't know, bro. I always. My crew solid. My inside. I don't know.

[DJ Wells]

I mean, I got homeboys, but I never said we was a crew.

[Co-host / Guest]

I trust my with everything in me.

[DJ Wells]

But I ain't never say we was like a crew. We ain't never have a name.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yeah, we never had a name. I'm saying we still friends 30 years later.

[DJ Wells]

I've been friends with my guys since literally fifth grade.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yeah, third grade. Did y' all have like 20 plus years?

[DJ Wells]

Me, 20 plus.

You feel king everybody you ever seen me with.

[Co-host / Guest]

Hey, good Trey. Morning, honey. I got about seven.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, sorry.

[Co-host / Guest]

Maybe I'm the problem.

I'm gonna say.

[DJ Wells]

Do you have friends, Mike?

[Co-host / Guest]

20 plus years. I got one friend that's like. My actual like, friend.

[DJ Wells]

That might be the problem.

[Co-host / Guest]

It's cool.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. Everybody y' all ever seen me, I didn't know for 20 plus years.

[Co-host / Guest]

I'm 6 7. Them like my brothers too. So I add them to it.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Co-host / Guest]

So yeah. I don't know.

[DJ Wells]

I'm about 20 deep.

I'm a gang. The R on the way.

[Co-host / Guest]

It is a game.

[DJ Wells]

Yes, ma'.

[Co-host / Guest]

Am.

[DJ Wells]

Hey, you see my boy Gunner going on tour? I'm pulling up on something.

Guess who's open to act is who. Guess. You'll never believe who's opening for him.

[Co-host / Guest]

Jill Scott.

Jill Scott?

[DJ Wells]

Young club.

Thug is open to that.

No, he's not. No, he is not.

[Co-host / Guest]

I bet they all this was a publicity stunt. They are wow.

[DJ Wells]

For that he should though.

[Co-host / Guest]

It's starting to look like it though.

[DJ Wells]

Everything's a roll out.

But if they did that, it'd be fire.

[Co-host / Guest]

Who said that?

Who?

[DJ Wells]

Who died? Who died then?

[Co-host / Guest]

Not Jill Scott.

[Pharmaceutical Ad Voice]

I'm sorry.

[Co-host / Guest]

You said Jill Scott was dead.

[DJ Wells]

The other one died.

[Co-host / Guest]

Y' all didn't hear me say that? No. Glad it's on him, not me.

[DJ Wells]

Rip to Angie Stone. No deal. Scott is alive and well. My father kill you off.

Damn Ed Stone pass my bad ver peace. But then they have a verse.

[Co-host / Guest]

Dropped his head.

[DJ Wells]

Didn't Jill Scotty Stone have a versus?

I hope not.

Who Jill have a versus with.

[Co-host / Guest]

Brother?

[DJ Wells]

Oh, Lord, I'm so sorry, y'.

All. Yeah. RP Angie stumble.

But yeah, that.

That version would have got wicked got her off a PA.

So. I'm so sorry.

That's a 106 song if I ever heard it.

[Co-host / Guest]

That's the Soul sister version of cater to you right there. That black brother.

Listen.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, yeah, that's a him right there.

She don't use the other. She was stones in them pits so big.

[Co-host / Guest]

Damn.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

That is crazy. Don't put that in caps.

[Co-host / Guest]

I want to see when she passed. She.

[DJ Wells]

She recently passed this year.

RP to the queen, man.

[Co-host / Guest]

Kept that fro. Oily good queen right there, boy. Cause I ain't gonna lie.

[DJ Wells]

I had to call.

[Co-host / Guest]

I. I ain't a fro. But Angel Stone kept her fro very presentable. A lot of you fro be dry with the headband, so. Ooh.

[DJ Wells]

On the hairline.

[Co-host / Guest]

That's one of my.

[DJ Wells]

What do you think got the driest fro. You know who had a dry.

[Co-host / Guest]

India.

I love India.

And she had a fro. No.

[DJ Wells]

You know who fro dry as hell. When Kayla used to have her fro, that was dry as K Sam. That's my. But her was dry.

[Co-host / Guest]

This a celebrity or a person?

[DJ Wells]

Nah, she's a celebrity to us. Shout out to my dog. K sale. She always want to be on the show. So your fro was dry. Go ahead. Shout out to Caleb as well.

[Co-host / Guest]

Love, gang.

[DJ Wells]

Pet, bad boys. Now. She always want to be on the show. So there you go. There you go, my dog.

[Co-host / Guest]

How you feel about froze, Barbie? No, she don't.

[DJ Wells]

We roast her enough. She got rid of that respect.

[Co-host / Guest]

Froze for women.

Yes.

When they have. When they have like the little curly one, I think that's cute. But like a picked out fro.

Like when a woman is.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, they're gonna kill you, Barbie.

[Co-host / Guest]

Starting her to grow her hair back. Do she think. Do you think she should rock the fro or wear a rig until it's a. Wear a wig until it's presentable? How do you feel about that?

When I had my little hair.

[DJ Wells]

Is it presentable?

[Co-host / Guest]

When I had my little bitty locks, I wore scarves.

[DJ Wells]

Look like Sway Lee.

[Co-host / Guest]

Definitely looked like Sway Lee.

[DJ Wells]

And I used to wear them scarves with that little. Little lock.

[Co-host / Guest]

That was me.

[DJ Wells]

You know who had a beautiful fro, though, When Beyonce was in Gold Member. Whatever it was. What was it called? Austin Power. Yeah, her fro. I'm rolling with that fro. But.

But the Undercover Brother fro.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yeah. I wouldn't have been worth recording in the 70s because that's when most women would start rocking the fro.

But that was the thing then.

[DJ Wells]

That was like, yeah, I'm rolling with that one.

[Co-host / Guest]

And that's what I'm saying. Like the curly froze.

You gotta have a Little texture.

A straight picked out Norbit fro is crazy.

[DJ Wells]

The Norbit fro.

[Co-host / Guest]

Norbit is crazy.

Can you just take.

[DJ Wells]

So would you talk to a dude who approached you with a fro?

[Co-host / Guest]

No.

[DJ Wells]

So if he came up with a Jerry Allen fro, you know nothing.

[Co-host / Guest]

Please back in.

A nigga can't talk to you with a frog bead.

[DJ Wells]

Oh.

I ain't gonna lie.

It's a picture at my house with my fro just like that. Like Norbert at my mama house.

Go Norbert.

That's her first start growing my braids. Cause I didn't take a. I take a scoop.

Norman is crazy. That movie.

I had a school picture.

That's one of the funniest movies. Crazy people hate that movie.

[Co-host / Guest]

That's what scared me. Growing my hair out though. I'm nothing on the starter, kid.

And as a man, what do you do? Oh, you got to wear just hats.

[DJ Wells]

You can't wear it because it's gonna be matted down when you take it off.

You just gotta take it out at night.

[Co-host / Guest]

You go somewhere they like, take your hat off, sir.

[DJ Wells]

What the.

[Co-host / Guest]

That is like Barbie. I feel you.

Yeah, like why?

[DJ Wells]

Growing up with friends who I bought it early, they relied upon hats before we was 20 way. Hey, take a hat off face to be mad as hell.

[Co-host / Guest]

Bald before 21.

[DJ Wells]

I asked some friends that was bald.

[Co-host / Guest]

Everyone was a sister suit. They made bro take French.

[DJ Wells]

Definitely.

[Co-host / Guest]

He was shitty. He just bought that fitted.

[DJ Wells]

I seen a pay $100. Keep his hat on.

[Co-host / Guest]

Dang. Oh, yeah.

[DJ Wells]

I said, bro, take that hat off. He said, hell no.

[Co-host / Guest]

I like a bald head.

[DJ Wells]

You got B. Why you talking.

That ain't that.

That ain't the fro I'm talking about. Don't put our picture.

Only I can see that.

Kayla. Mike try to put your picture up. It was not us.

I need to get a phone call.

[Co-host / Guest]

Whenever his drop Respect, Kayla. So you bald head over.

[DJ Wells]

That hair was nice. It was compared to that little orange one she used to have.

[Co-host / Guest]

She had a little orange?

[DJ Wells]

She had a little nice. Was that Halloween?

[Co-host / Guest]

Her hair is beautiful.

No, we went out that night.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, I thought that was.

Mike is crazy.

[Co-host / Guest]

About to kill you.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, she do that picture kind of scary.

[Co-host / Guest]

Let Barbie answer my question.

[DJ Wells]

What's your question?

[Co-host / Guest]

Would you date. Would you rather date a. With a. A bald head or a fro?

A ball head. I'mma rub that ball head.

Okay.

[DJ Wells]

You can't give him no iris and braids.

[Co-host / Guest]

I can't do nothing, baby. You gonna have to sit between somebody else's legs.

[Pharmaceutical Ad Voice]

Whoa.

[Co-host / Guest]

At least you okay with it. Yeah. You know what that lead to if a grown man is still sitting down on the floor getting his hair braided?

Be a freaky dude.

[Pharmaceutical Ad Voice]

Go.

[DJ Wells]

Go on. That was my pregade when I was in high school. Key braid my hair, baby.

I used to rub my.

[Co-host / Guest]

That's where it started.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. You gotta stay still so I can part straight.

[Co-host / Guest]

Okay. That's crazy.

[DJ Wells]

The Mario braid my hair hit different now.

I used to play that every day. I swear to God I had, bro. I play that every day.

[Co-host / Guest]

Nah, bro. I feel like if you got it for. You gotta get it braided, bro. Yeah, you have to, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Dreads, bro.

[Co-host / Guest]

That process is too. It's too tough, bro, Locking it up. Unless you just like, losing your hairline. Get the dreads for sure. Because I know a lot of they losing their hairline. They resort to dreads because they. They can hang over because I might say, what?

No, not you, Keith.

I'll be here for real.

[DJ Wells]

Wait, is putting the braids, like, a pain?

[Co-host / Guest]

No grown man should have a lock.

Bang. No, no, no, no, no. I swear to God. A lot of. A lot of. It's a lot for.

[DJ Wells]

For how long?

How long we wait?

[Co-host / Guest]

A lot of that got dreads. You can get a pass when your going over because the bangs, like, you get four or five dreads right here, they can hang over your forehead.

[DJ Wells]

Like you don't remember that day. Oh, my.

[Co-host / Guest]

Well, it's somebody else that we talked about, you know? Thank God we all cool now. Yeah, but I was roasting you, bro. I was just telling, like, I know why you grew your dress, because I get it.

You had this conversation with him.

I had with his people. Oh, yeah, I understood. I get it. You know, like, damn. They're like. Yeah, like, yo, like what? Like your dreads. Like, yo, I'm not saying your dread is weak.

I'm supposed to call them locks, not dreads. There's nothing dreadful about them dreadlocks. Thank you, sister soldier.

Yeah, I just don't like when they start to get dingy, though. Yeah, that's the worst part about it. But yeah, but get dressed like that, when they lose their hair, they start growing it out. That way, when they get their hair dreaded up, locked up, whatever the y' all call it, it hides their forehead, bro. I'm having a real moment with y'.

[DJ Wells]

All about, like, the pandemic go crazy. Because everybody who hairlines receive the pandemic just grew their hair out and said it. Everybody start getting braids. Again, they're like, we all here got dress, bro.

So it was autistic respect.

[Co-host / Guest]

Barbie know what I'm talking about. I'll tell her later, but she'll understand.

[DJ Wells]

All right, before you leave, Barbie, I gotta ask you. We talk about the hairstyles. If a man got a little, you know what I'm saying, Extra to get some hang time in his braids. Are you judging him?

[Co-host / Guest]

Like we. Yeah.

That's crazy.

All right. Extra hair on the dreads or braids or a hairpiece or like a unit. Like a unit.

That's all crazy, baby. Just embrace it and be.

[DJ Wells]

Just be bald head.

[Co-host / Guest]

That's crazy. That's crazy.

So you wouldn't.

Who's going to pick out the weave? Him. Like, that's insane.

I mean, you just get the color to your hair, you know, four or five.

[DJ Wells]

Give me that.

Feminine, bro.

[Co-host / Guest]

4B. It's a number scale, too. I bought my baby's hair, so that's.

Why I'll be doing it for yourself.

[DJ Wells]

We don't gotta make everything feminine, bro.

[Co-host / Guest]

That's too feminine.

It is, bro.

[DJ Wells]

We're getting added here. I remember when R. Kelly did that.

[Pharmaceutical Ad Voice]

He.

[Co-host / Guest]

But he's taking knots at the top. But people were more.

[DJ Wells]

We see the knot at front, bro.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

When I realized that my hair was. Was foo foo, I was like, damn. Yeah.

Here. Y' all know who had the worst fake braids? Yeah, I remember the off parenthood facts. That had the same hair as the lady off Living Single had Max braids. I'm like, you have weave braids.

[Co-host / Guest]

Max was the first with dreads. She didn't have dreads.

She had the singles.

Did she?

[DJ Wells]

She did she end up having dreads.

[Co-host / Guest]

She had a bunch of singles, though.

[DJ Wells]

With the end this right here. Yeah, she had the bird.

[Co-host / Guest]

Them sister locks, ain't they?

[DJ Wells]

I can't tell.

[Co-host / Guest]

Later on in the season.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. Early on.

[Co-host / Guest]

She had to miss the trash mags. Never mind.

[DJ Wells]

Mike. Next picture. Reconsider.

Max decent, though.

But go to.

[Co-host / Guest]

But Max was a free.

[DJ Wells]

Might pull up the pictures, say, no.

I like this one right here. Max salad right here. Oh, yeah.

Yo, Max.

[Co-host / Guest]

Hell nah.

[DJ Wells]

You see? Wait right there.

[Co-host / Guest]

Right there, bro. Stop. Ah, she look.

[DJ Wells]

I be him. Her queen.

[Co-host / Guest]

Her queen Latifah.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. Living single days.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yeah. Give me. Give me the stuff.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, no. Tell us, Barb.

No, we ain't worried about being. Talking about Go to parenthood Queen Latifah.

[Co-host / Guest]

Over Max Beasy for sure over Max beyond.

[DJ Wells]

I mean, the parenthood.

The black version.

Robert.

[Co-host / Guest]

Robert Townsend.

[DJ Wells]

This so Young this.

Did you ever watch the show Mike? This is nasty.

[Co-host / Guest]

Max don't. I mean Max. Mike don't know about Thea or nothing like that.

[DJ Wells]

This typed in Parent Trap.

[Co-host / Guest]

That's when he was born.

[DJ Wells]

I didn't watch the love that show.

I didn't watch it. I watched it.

[Co-host / Guest]

What year was you boy Mike? 93. Damn. Ain't bad parent.

[DJ Wells]

What else would it be called?

[Co-host / Guest]

He probably didn't catch on to later on.

I thought you said Parent Trap at first.

[DJ Wells]

That's what he.

[Co-host / Guest]

That's a fire movie by the way. It was the first one. You seen the first one?

Yeah, that's the only one. I don't know about the second one.

[DJ Wells]

They made the second one recently, didn't they?

Check out my bro. What was the son name?

Oh yeah, I got you. I thought they made a sequel there.

I might be wrong. It was a. With. Yeah.

[Co-host / Guest]

This said let's face all love.

[DJ Wells]

Okay.

[Co-host / Guest]

I just seen the round head and no neck. I don't care. He know they look alike. They look the same.

[DJ Wells]

That's a classic bar by Barbie.

[Co-host / Guest]

Look at him.

Well, he was Pocket, bro. You don't know that show.

[DJ Wells]

Mike, she pretty as hell.

I was gonna say growing up. That was that one.

[Co-host / Guest]

Now those are real Barbie. Are you.

Those are not real. And you bet.

Are you dating that.

[DJ Wells]

Part? Deep in my age.

[Co-host / Guest]

A Bald head at 16. A bald head versus Barbie lying a bob. I'm not dating that.

[DJ Wells]

She said Fred, don't start up.

[Co-host / Guest]

Barbie is not dating no 16 year old ball.

[DJ Wells]

Here for the show cuz like Robert. Robert, you out of pocket.

He made Met so Met was fire.

That's. That's a classic superhero movie for me.

[Co-host / Guest]

Oh my God. Barbie out of pocket.

[DJ Wells]

All right, before you get out of here, Barbie, you ready for atm? What's up?

[Co-host / Guest]

I'm so excited for Atlanta. We about to turn the up. I'm ready to see like the. The energy from the crowd is like crazy. And I want to see like how Atlanta gonna come. Cause Houston was amazing.

[DJ Wells]

So facts, come on, you got a little bit of backup. You got poor bonds in the building, you know what I'm saying? You get to talk to your gals.

[Co-host / Guest]

You on stage. I'm letting you know now. Okay, you are on stage.

I'm ready to cut up with them like I love them.

[DJ Wells]

Love, love, love them.

[Co-host / Guest]

We gotta have a pep talk. But yes, you're on stage. I'm just letting you know now so it ain't no.

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[Co-host / Guest]

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[DJ Wells]

I wanna hear about that.

[Co-host / Guest]

That's why we have a pep talk.

[DJ Wells]

Let the lights get too bright for you. You ready?

[Co-host / Guest]

Oh, y' all know I'm Attention, Horse hoe.

Oh, see, there it is.

[DJ Wells]

Still the show.

[Co-host / Guest]

David Ruffin and the Temptations.

[DJ Wells]

Why you keep going to this out here? It's so weak.

[Co-host / Guest]

Look how it's sitting. It's so busy.

I've never seen this.

[DJ Wells]

That mu is so weak. All right, boy.

[Co-host / Guest]

All right, all right.

[DJ Wells]

See y weak, bro.

For sure. Classic show, man. I ain't seen that a while.

[Co-host / Guest]

What the hell? That's him.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, now he turn. I know you lying.

That Bob was serious, brother. Ain't him him.

Ain't no way that's him.

No somebody that's AI, bro. I don't know.

[Co-host / Guest]

All right, I quit now. Hollywood turn you out different, bro. Yeah, I g say everybody don't make it.

[DJ Wells]

I literally haven't seen him acting in nothing else, though.

Hey, yeah, my boy Bob scribble at us full time, man.

That's fake, bro. Oh, they Are they going to put.

That SM on him.

Hey, y' all seen the AI with, like, Martin Luther King and them the best they have.

Don't need AI, bro.

Hey, that said you are not the father. I am free at last. Thank God Almighty, I am free. I said, bro, they got play with Martin, bro.

[Co-host / Guest]

And then I had a dream. I have a dream that all my get bad forever. Yes. And they had people clapping, man. Hey, I was up, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Nah, it's terrible. But also, did y' all see the one with Robin Williams daughter? She was like, please stop sending me my father's videos and stuff. Like, people will send her AI videos of her dad. I'm like, that is crazy, bro.

Oh, yeah, they got you Robin Williams.

Yeah, you know, he of course, yeah.

[Co-host / Guest]

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

[DJ Wells]

I was like, from that standpoint, that is wicked. But the other is just out of pocket. But it is hilarious.

That says, bro. He said, Kobe. My Kobe, bro.

[Co-host / Guest]

They died. Kobe doing stand up, bro.

[DJ Wells]

They said, kobe, my. What's up, boy? And also, Tupac walk in, like, just had 60 last night.

[Co-host / Guest]

I said, man, they had Tupac sitting at the game at the warriors game, bro. At the on the court. I said, bro, that looks so real. You really got to look at it. Like, okay, it's fake.

[DJ Wells]

One of the homie son, Bucky son told he made a Instagram thing and said, why Kobe be acting like he did?

He alive.

That's how bad they tricked him. Like, Kobe, how you gonna be dead and you still alive, bro? Stop playing with me. I was like, I'm like, bro, you got. But you gotta tell we crying though, cuz he really mad. Like, Kobe here, bro.

Kobe.

I'm like, ah, I want to learn.

[Co-host / Guest]

How to do it so I can do that to my cousins with they daddy. Bring my Uncle John back. I feel we talking about Uncle John a lot.

[DJ Wells]

Shout to Uncle John.

[Co-host / Guest]

Bring Uncle John back on.

[DJ Wells]

AI, have you got any more calls about that?

[Co-host / Guest]

Just one. Hey, like, damn, cuz, you really did have to tell our whole story. We got apartments and now so they cool. They ain't homeless. No war, bro. That found their way.

[DJ Wells]

Respect, man.

My mama really was hyped about that story. I caught her today talking about something. She was like, yeah, I really. It was fifth grade when I beat you, man, stop lying.

[Co-host / Guest]

Damn, fifth grade is crazy.

[DJ Wells]

Stop lying before I get mad. We. I'm gonna let you have your moment now. Don't start lying. Fifth grade. Grabbing a real fifth grade.

Hey, you know what's funny? Shout out to a fan of the podcast. He shared his story with us. He said, you know what? Till that inspired me to tell my story, he said, one time in high school, I beat my dad one on one. You know what I'm saying? I was 16 and he was just like. I beat him so bad that he was like running back. And I said, no. And he was just like, if you don't play me, I'm gonna beat you. He said that dinner had to throw on the gloves. His dad was that mad. That's crazy, man. Shout out to childhood trauma. Man makes this great for show.

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[DJ Wells]

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[Co-host / Guest]

This mike, y' all okay? Let's pray for him. It's okay.

[DJ Wells]

Pray for Freaky Mike, man.

[Co-host / Guest]

What I really want is for sometimes I want y' all to just acknowledge something and move on.

[DJ Wells]

But y', all, well, it's funnier when we make fun of it.

[Co-host / Guest]

Y like my hand signals and it like just be aware.

[DJ Wells]

Like my wife just text me and tell me she's sitting next to somebody, smell like a whopper. Like this college I get to my phone, she smells that bad pee, let's call her. Let's call her. Let's call her.

Somebody smell like a whoppers inside Pee out of pocket.

Out of pocket. See if she answers. Oh, she said name B on yeah, it's all right.

Hey, man. Sadly, man, I hate to announce this, but, man, they got the last of the last man. The dog who escaped, man, Derek Groves, man.

Oh man.

Last fugitive on the run, man. They found dog in Atlanta, man.

[Co-host / Guest]

Why the hell would you go to Atlanta as a Fusion?

[DJ Wells]

He was out for 145 days. He was. They found my dog in Atlanta. Damn, man, what a run.

[Co-host / Guest]

He deserved to be like. Look at him looking out the gate.

[DJ Wells]

He's like, boy, I ain't gonna never see these gates no more.

Said boy, sunshine. Enjoy all of it, my boy. Cause they about to hide somewhere you cannot be found.

That of course, is in fact, you would get caught in Atlanta, right?

[Co-host / Guest]

How would you even go there?

[DJ Wells]

That's the last place I would go.

[Co-host / Guest]

145 days. I can get to Mexico in 145.

[DJ Wells]

I would have been out the.

Everybody was just like, how you ain't get out the country or get somewhere where ain't nobody looking for you?

I've been San Antonio, Canada.

[Co-host / Guest]

You could be somewhere.

Yeah.

To go to the A and be hanging out.

[DJ Wells]

He went to Cheetah. You got caught at Cheetah, man.

I would have went and the goris and door dash. He was just like, you look familiar.

[Co-host / Guest]

That is crazy, bro. To get caught in the A and you've been out 145 days. You trying to go back? You miss your bro? Yeah. Cause ain't no way, bro.

[DJ Wells]

I've been San Antonio somewhere, Wyoming. Nobody give a about what I got going on, cuz we forgot about them.

[Co-host / Guest]

What had burns every day.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, man, that's crazy. 145 days my boy made it out out. And now I wonder what his situation is. Was his initial charge pretty crazy or something like that? Was it? Well, it wasn't murder, was it?

[Co-host / Guest]

It don't matter. Okay.

[DJ Wells]

For now I can say whatever it.

Is now, he probably won't see the light day for a very long time period, which is. You know what I'm saying?

145 days, second degree murder.

Okay.

Yeah, you should have did that. He probably was doing a 20 year bid anyway. 20 plus.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yeah. For lifer.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, he.

He locked in now.

Damn.

[Co-host / Guest]

I wonder what he was doing though. They need to let him have like a Netflix special.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, not for real. We need documentation. What is going on, man? He need a book.

[Co-host / Guest]

That's A long time. Y' all to be at 145 days. You smooth.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. You damn near made almost in four.

[Co-host / Guest]

Killings over 18 months.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, yeah. My boy was getting up out of here.

Pretty resourceful, honestly.

Yeah. I'm leaving alone.

Yeah. Respect to him.

[Co-host / Guest]

He's the last one of the game to get caught.

[DJ Wells]

Yup.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

But at one point was life started to get normal for him.

145.

At some point, he had a routine for a couple. At least a couple weeks, bro.

[Co-host / Guest]

All I need is a solid seven days.

[DJ Wells]

Hey.

[Co-host / Guest]

To shave back, right?

Yes, you.

[DJ Wells]

Who? You. You on the pie.

We live. Who smell like a Whopper?

[Co-host / Guest]

Oh, my God.

[DJ Wells]

Who smell like a Whopper?

[Co-host / Guest]

It's funny if the person she's sitting next to watched the pod.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, it's about to be hilarious. It's gonna be.

So I had to comment, but I want to blow the spot up, but.

It'S gonna be so funny.

[Co-host / Guest]

Shout out to my P. Man, that's crazy, man.

[DJ Wells]

But shout out to him, man. 145, boy, he had a hell of a run.

Yeah, that was a legendary.

[Co-host / Guest]

Give me seven days, I'm back to it.

[DJ Wells]

What? Normal life?

[Co-host / Guest]

Hell yeah, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Hell no.

[Co-host / Guest]

Asking my days myself together.

[DJ Wells]

I need like a month, month and a half. No, I need two months. I'll be real. I need two months to get like a normal routine.

[Co-host / Guest]

6. They got outside in jail. Outside in the real world, bro. I'm getting my life together in seven days, bro. What do you need to do? What do you gotta do?

[DJ Wells]

I'm talking about like a routine.

[Co-host / Guest]

What do you gotta do?

[DJ Wells]

Like after being.

I don't know how long he was locked up before he snuck out, but if you locked up for a couple years, you. It's gonna take longer than seven days to get a routine. Yeah, normal life, nigga.

You.

You gonna be waking up having weird times, nigga.

[Co-host / Guest]

He was in justice 2019.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, that boy been in justice pre Covid.

Yeah, yeah.

Enjoy all this, boy.

[Co-host / Guest]

Bro, I'm locking in, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, Seven days. You can have a normal. You can have a normal life in seven days.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yes, bro, I have a few. I already got a few hoes, bro. Easily, easily got a few hoes.

[DJ Wells]

You got motion.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yes. I'm going to lay down and one of their houses. Probably all three of their houses. Whoever got the best situation. And I'm gonna work on my escape plan for those seven days, bro. And I'm out. Is you coming or not? All right.

[DJ Wells]

No, they not. They like, nigga, you have no.

[Co-host / Guest]

If we Go. If we go out the country or whatever, bro. I'm out of there, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, but you ain't got no. You ain't got no money.

[Co-host / Guest]

I don't know his situation.

[DJ Wells]

He did something. He survived for.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yeah, 145 days. Some type of paper, bro.

[DJ Wells]

I'm saying, you linked up with the guy after 145 days. But I'm saying, well, my second day.

[Co-host / Guest]

Take care of me. I'm going to Cuba to get a job or something.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, I need. I need a stimulus.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yeah. 145 days. Coming out of jail after doing five years and you survive in 145 days. You got some type of motion respect.

[DJ Wells]

Somebody rocking with you.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yeah, hell yeah, bro. I'm saying, I got a couple hoes like m. Just grab it, bro. You ain't got to walk in this like you stealing.

[DJ Wells]

Mic tips.

Okay, what we got?

[Co-host / Guest]

I don't know.

[DJ Wells]

Got delivery live on set.

[Co-host / Guest]

Turn up. What are those?

[DJ Wells]

Y' all know I've been. Hey, I missed out on that.

Oh, damn.

Listen.

Damn live flex on there.

[Co-host / Guest]

Oh, wow.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to Stock X, man, greenery. We. We all wanted these SB4s, the green, and we couldn't get them. But you know what happened? Being able to get on StockX and finding them when they released. We missed the release date. Be able to go back on StockX and grab these. This was one of our goats, one of our grills that we wanted. All of us on the whole set, we wanted these fours and to be able to go on StockX and get them. It's fire.

Yeah, man. Glad at least one of us got them because for sure. Well, I went to minus to try to get a pair. It was quiet. Hey, that's the best part about StockX, man. It's a marketplace. You can get anything you want, man. They're gonna have a fair price on you. It's gonna be authentic. My boy came up with the pine green sbs that set the tone. Cause everybody thought them blew us was gonna be the same way. And nah, I ain't hit the same them as OGs for something.

Now I feel fit. I'm legit shocked, cuz I ain't know. Mike kept saying, reach for the box. And I'm like, what I'm reaching for the box for? I'm glad I did, cuz now it's a. It's official. Yeah, I know.

[Co-host / Guest]

We got an editing team. He could have said it like, hey, grab the box.

[DJ Wells]

I wish he would have, but he was over there looking.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yeah, him and M Walking in his house.

[DJ Wells]

Eminem like this one.

[Co-host / Guest]

This one. M grabbed the Adidas.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

M walk out the way to get the box. Shout out to live delivery man. Production team doing their job today. God damn it.

For sure. Shout out to stock X. Man, I appreciate this.

[Co-host / Guest]

They need an all day camera crew. Eminem for sure. Them two are jokes.

[DJ Wells]

Nothing but jokes.

Oh, we need a bts of trying to r everybody up to get to the airport in the morning game when we leave. That is a Patreon show for sure.

The funniest if y' all seen Mike outfit today, me say, why you ain't get me one if y' all want seen. Mike reaction was classic. Mike said, I bought it.

He was pissed, though.

And then I threw bike water on the ground. He was even more, I like this. I like this water. I just threw it on the ground. He looked at me like, I'll fight you. We had Mike up this whole week. Shout out to stock X Men. I need them sb4 shout out recap video.

[Co-host / Guest]

K. Well, y' all got the deaf comedy jail footage. No, we got a whole video on YouTube n that like 10 minutes. Just recapping.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, man, it look like it look.

Like de blurry on vhs.

[Co-host / Guest]

The orig the original live wasn't L. Oh. Oh, man. That's when Martin first made it. Practicing when he went live. Practicing.

[DJ Wells]

He went live.

[Co-host / Guest]

He went live. Bts of us just talking. They got the point, though. Yeah, no, they with it. They just, you know, they always got.

[DJ Wells]

Something to say that look.

Oh, now, recently, speaking of Martin, this girl's been getting killed on Twitter, cuz she said that the Parkers was funnier than Martin, man.

[Co-host / Guest]

What?

[DJ Wells]

And everybody's just like, no, man, she.

Had to be young.

How you feeling?

[Co-host / Guest]

I love Martin, but it's just Martin had the characters. That's it.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, yeah.

[Co-host / Guest]

That's what?

[DJ Wells]

Parkers wasn't funny.

Oh, oh, the Parkers was funny.

[Co-host / Guest]

The Parkers was funny.

[DJ Wells]

No, the Parkers, bro.

Freestyle unity, bro.

[Co-host / Guest]

Monique is funny, bro.

[DJ Wells]

She is funny. But I'm saying the show was recipe.

[Co-host / Guest]

And Dale, bro, the show was more Andale was funny.

[DJ Wells]

It was an entertaining show, but fun.

[Co-host / Guest]

Ogilvy.

[DJ Wells]

Jamie Foxx was funny.

Jamie Fox is top tier.

Martin was funny like Fresh Prince wasn't funny. It was just a good show. That's how the Parkers was. Was just a good show.

[Co-host / Guest]

I respect that.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. Like, we ain't go there to lab. You got some laughable moments, but then you had teachable moments, like the Family Matters. You have funny parts but it was teachable moments. Martin was straight comedy. He wasn't teaching a. Y' all think.

[Co-host / Guest]

The ways was funny?

[DJ Wells]

Hell yes.

They weren't teaching you nothing.

I ain't learn nothing from family Matters. I thought all them was wild.

I mean it was some morals and they had morals. Like everything ended with a moral.

[Co-host / Guest]

The Jamie Fox was funny clown.

[DJ Wells]

Okay, Jamie Fox and Martin.

Martin, like, let's not do this, bro. I'm going, Jamie.

I knew this was going to divide the room.

I'm going, what are we doing right now?

[Co-host / Guest]

I love my top two.

[DJ Wells]

What's up?

You quiet over there, my man.

[Co-host / Guest]

I'm only choosing Mar because his co stars were funnier.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, bro. When you got laughing and.

[Co-host / Guest]

But Braxton is amazing. But yeah, Cole, Cole and Tommy, bro, is. It ain't no match. Plus the characters.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. Dragonfly Jones.

[Co-host / Guest]

Police officer. The. The cast over there is better. I give you the Martin cast. Like just Martin by itself. Playing his different characters though.

[DJ Wells]

It's crazy.

[Co-host / Guest]

I like Jamie Fox.

[DJ Wells]

Jamie Fox was hilarious.

[Co-host / Guest]

Braxton is my dog though.

[DJ Wells]

The Jamie Fox show is good. Good. It's funny. But Martin is just like. It's a different level, bro.

So for you, Martin's probably your favorite black sitcom.

No, that's not my favorite sitcom though. It's the funniest. I love Martin, but like my favorite is Steve Harvey show. I like that show but it ain't better than Martin. But I like watching that show. I respect that if that makes sense. Like I know Martin is the best one, but I like watching the Steve Harvey show. Like if the Steve Harvey show on and Martin on, I'm gonna watch the Steve Harvey show even though it's weaker.

Respect.

[Co-host / Guest]

Hey, I take Steve Harvey over Jamie Foxx.

[DJ Wells]

That's a tough one.

[Co-host / Guest]

Not going.

[DJ Wells]

That's a toughy.

[Co-host / Guest]

I love the Steve Harvey show too, but I'm not going. Romeo Bullet head Steve I with that show.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, I'm taking that over Regina I with it.

They had.

He made me feel like I could be a little player too. I was like, damn, I could never be a teacher. And the principal gonna be the brawl like that that I used to like Martin. It was hilarious.

[Co-host / Guest]

We always wanted a cool gym teacher. Like all my gym teachers growing up with studs. Yeah, too. No, I had a bunch of studs at Short Ridge.

[DJ Wells]

What's. What's so crazy? I seen my gym teacher from Guyan. She a teacher at Pike. She going to retire this year. She was mean as hell.

Damn.

She seen me. I wasn't going to say Nothing. Cuz she was so mean to me when I was little. But I seen her, she walked to pike. She was like, hey. I was about to be like, like, yeah. I was like, hey, how you doing? She like, you don't even remember me. Yeah, you kicked me out class. I remember you.

[Co-host / Guest]

She used to always have a red mark. Now I know what it was. Hitting over you the head with that pistol. That pistol. She was a stud. Somebody was strap hitting her with that strap. Want a dangle?

[DJ Wells]

Want the battery in it?

[Co-host / Guest]

So they had no batteries back then.

[DJ Wells]

They had a battery.

[Co-host / Guest]

So that's why it hurt a little bit.

[DJ Wells]

Like.

[Co-host / Guest]

Oh, man. This is all manual though.

[DJ Wells]

The first green dose.

[Co-host / Guest]

No. Well, he's a piece of. I see these kids now. I'm like, damn, bro, I got some cold ass teachers. I was never blessed with that. Like, you know how to pretty teacher? No.

[DJ Wells]

Not even in the, like in the office or the admin?

[Co-host / Guest]

No.

[DJ Wells]

Boy.

Yeah, it was pretty in there.

If you know, you know, in an office, somebody. Mama. Yeah.

Oh, it.

Yeah, Literally her.

Oh, damn.

[Co-host / Guest]

That's crazy. Okay.

[DJ Wells]

I used to think when I went to. When I was at Pike, I thought she was very pretty and she. She. Her name was very fitting.

[Co-host / Guest]

The fact that that's her name is insane.

[DJ Wells]

Yep. She probably. Hey, yeah, she probably 60 years old now, but she was very, very pretty when I was growing up.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yeah, right. I remember one. Damn. She was a white woman. She was fine. But that was like my senior year, my English teacher. But that's it, bro. I've never experienced it. We didn't even look at teachers.

[DJ Wells]

It's crazy now because your teacher got an Instagram reel.

Yeah. Loading up.

It wasn't like that for us.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

When I went to G, she used to make you like.

[Co-host / Guest]

Did y' all have like younger teachers though?

[DJ Wells]

I didn't really have 30s.

[Co-host / Guest]

Like all my teachers was like 50 and up.

Up.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, I had young teachers.

[Co-host / Guest]

Oh, okay.

[DJ Wells]

Like one of our teachers.

[Co-host / Guest]

I told you.

[DJ Wells]

One of our teachers got caught messing with students. Yeah, he went to jail. He was young. I ain't like him either. So I was glad he went to jail. Respect. Yeah, he deserved it. Every year he got.

Yeah, probably his number one rule was don't come to my desk.

I'm about to say, I came to his desk.

[Co-host / Guest]

I about to say Luis. And then with his name, M. His.

[DJ Wells]

Number one rule is don't come near my desk. And they was his number desk and found the mixtapes. They said, oh, get this out of here.

Get this out of Here, tell this story.

No, him. He deserv.

Yeah, them.

Yes. He's in jail.

And other than. And the.

You lucky.

I can't remember his name. He had a gap. Forgot that name. If you want the guy back then, you know what I'm talking about. He had a gap. I forgot the name. Y' all tell me in the comments.

[Co-host / Guest]

Get dark.

[DJ Wells]

His ass went to jail, too.

I don't know.

I ain't like him. That's why. Cause he's talking shit. I remember one day he told me.

You'Re not even that good at basketball.

And he went to play, he could hoop a little bit. And we was playing, he was like, I would kill you. Like, you're not good. I was like, shut up. He gave me a D because I would talk back to him like, you sad. Like, bro, you not good. Where did you play basketball at? And you know what I mean? I just talked crazy to him. He gave me a dude D. I was like, why did I get a D? He was like, cause you're dumb. That's what he said. You got a D cause you're dumb. But you was best for little kids, you weirdo.

Nah, you deserve it.

Yeah, I forgot his name. What the was his name?

Shout out to all the good teachers out there, man. We salute to y', all, man. Take care of the badass kids, man.

We appreciate everybody. I can't wait till they tell me in the comments. His name. I want to call Paula. Ask his name. She would tell, okay? Cause I hated him, and I'm so glad. I hope he got a wife, and I hope she see it and be just miserable again.

[Co-host / Guest]

Oh, wow. Divorce is on the way. ATL Saturday.

[DJ Wells]

Yes, sir.

We'll be there.

[Co-host / Guest]

If y' all don't make it to the show. Yeah, I will be at Opium. Turn it up.

[DJ Wells]

The legend grows.

[Co-host / Guest]

And DJ will be at Opium turning up.

[DJ Wells]

I might make a stop by, like.

[Co-host / Guest]

The guys might fly back home, but the vibe's gonna be too high for me.

[DJ Wells]

I need. I want to go home, but I can make a stop.

[Co-host / Guest]

AJ Gonna finish.

[DJ Wells]

I hold it out for you, big dog. Don't you worry. Yeah, just in case. Don't you worry. We'll see him for sure.

Everybody gonna come Pause. That's crazy. Just wrap the show. I can't even talk on here. Ain't nobody gonna come to the venue, bro. No, I'll be an Opium, too, with you guys. I'mma pull up, man. Then I gotta go to my favorite spot. My stomping grounds, they already called Me made the play. I mean, I gotta go holla at my people, man.

My boy booking busy.

See the play. Shout out to my OGs out there, man. Shout out to my old head, Magic Me. He called me, said, come on in, man.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yeah, I got some calls about that too. Magic City gonna be up, but respect. Yo, see y' all Saturday, 10:30pm so.

[DJ Wells]

Respect show don't end to 10, but.

[Co-host / Guest]

He said we got to be there from 8 to 11, so that's weird. Respect, though, you know, get how you live.

[DJ Wells]

He always leaves early.

[Co-host / Guest]

Yeah, he always got to use the bathroom.

[DJ Wells]

And on that note.

At that one video was crazy. The last video, bro. What it at the last venue, cuz.

[Co-host / Guest]

House of Blues.

[DJ Wells]

House of Blues.

We had one bathroom.

That's crazy.

That's crazy.

[Co-host / Guest]

Why?

[DJ Wells]

That's why.

[Co-host / Guest]

No, it was.

[DJ Wells]

It was another bath.

[Co-host / Guest]

Oh, he, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Cuz I was looking for. I'm like, where Mike at? And Audrey said he went to the bathroom. I. I said, he eat a hot dog. And she said, I didn't see him eat anything. I said, oh, Lord. He came back out. I'm all good. I'm all good.

[Co-host / Guest]

Be getting flushed out of town. Who all.

[DJ Wells]

He said, I'm all good.

I like.

You ready? You ready, Mike? He.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm good now. I'm good now.

Oh, my God.

[Co-host / Guest]

Pause. I ain't gonna call over there, bro. Shout out to little water fountain, man.

[DJ Wells]

We out of here.

[Co-host / Guest]

Water atl.

[DJ Wells]

That's too crazy.

I don't want to say I sponsors after this. Shout out to Stock. Shout out to Bo, baby. One more time for Hard rock. B for show.

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