Club 520 - Jeff Teague's CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: Ben Simmons fishing, WORST X-mas gifts, present exchange

Summary

Club 520 Podcast – Christmas Special: “Ben Simmons Fishing, Worst Xmas Gifts, Present Exchange”

Release Date: December 25, 2025
Hosts: Jeff Teague, DJ Wells, Bishop B Henn, with guests/staff including Barbie, Katina, and others

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Episode Overview

This holiday episode of Club 520 is a Christmas special packed with the show’s signature blend of locker room laughter, crew chemistry, gift-giving, and unfiltered tales from sports and everyday life. With the whole Club 520 family present, including both on- and off-camera staff, the crew celebrates the holidays by roasting each other’s sweaters, trading hilarious stories about bad Christmas gifts, giving out presents (from exclusive sneakers to a grill and even a Porsche wrap), and reliving their humble upbringings. NBA talk, bar soap debates, and a kitchen-sink’s worth of nostalgia and realness round out a feel-good, relatable, and raucous episode.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Opening and Setting the Holiday Vibe

[05:09] DJ Wells: Welcomes everyone back for the Christmas special, saluting the crew and wishing happy holidays to listeners, with the Club’s signature irreverent tone.
[05:32] Bishop B: “Either way, man. Merry motherfucking Christmas.”
The crew jokes about their ugly sweaters and sets a celebratory, roast-heavy energy.

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2. Staff Appreciation and Gift-Giving Extravaganza

Gifts for Rookie of the Year & Core Crew

• The show recognizes staff and friends who’ve helped Club 520 blow up, notably rookie Max, who gets a pair of exclusive “black jelly bean” Adidas kicks and is commended for his streaming hustle ([10:11]).
• “These streaming hours…he put in OD for sure, man.” – DJ Wells [10:56]

Gifts for Guests/Contributors (Barbie & Katina)

• Barbie and Katina, integral members from Club 520’s grassroots days, get their flowers (and gifts), with Barbie recalling her nervous return to the show and the challenge of hosting her own spin-off ([15:25]-[20:33]).
• Barbie receives cash, compliments, and banter about her “pay raise,” reflecting the crew’s growth from humble beginnings to actual Christmas bonuses.

Hilarious Present Exchange Among the Gang

• The crew gets creative with gifts, including:
  • Exclusive Adidas “PE” shoes just for the team ([30:23]-[31:10])
  • A Green Egg smoker/grill for Bishop B ([32:12]-[33:18])
    • “My whole mood just changed because I said this 12 charcoal. So we about to rearrange it around this.” – Bishop B [32:49]
  • A paid Porsche wrap for DJ Wells’ beloved car ([34:06]-[35:28])
    • “I know I was about to go crazy!…Hey, you know what’s so funny? Everybody got six gifts. Forget the Porsche. Rap about to be fire. Yo, we got new content for the episode. Geek now.” – DJ Wells [34:31]
  • A rose gold Casio for Mike, triggering jokes about “starter pieces” ([38:18]-[38:33])

Notable Quote

• “We come from very, very humble beginnings on this show. 1000% would have never thought this opportunity would be happening right now.” – Bishop B [27:08]

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3. Christmas Nostalgia & Tales of Bad (and Good) Gifts

[40:53] The group roasts viral clips of kids reacting poorly to Christmas gifts, sparking their own war stories about disappointing presents:

• DJ: “She drove on her way to pull up with it, and I was just like, you could have kept your gas money for this. Shout out to my auntie. Love you.” [41:02]
• Bishop B: “I don’t think I ever got no bullshit gift before. I kind of appreciate everything anybody give me, though.” [41:20]
• The discussion turns into an extended, funny reflection on what makes a “lazy” or “thoughtful” gift, with particular shade thrown at “travel size” colognes and generic liquor ([41:26]-[42:44]).

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4. Classic Club 520 Tangents: Household Debates & Life Lessons

Bar Soap vs. Body Wash; The Art of Frugality

• Massive debate over the longevity of bar soap, how to extract the last drop from every tube, and who still washes dishes at home.
  • “If I can’t just squeeze it, pause, that sound crazy. But if I can’t just…and it come out, I don’t know how.” – DJ Wells [49:55]
• Relatable, real-life arguments about household chores, who washes dishes, and division of labor in relationships.

Childhood Memories and Holiday Family Life

• The crew reminisces about growing up without cable, sharing a single TV, and the unique way it fostered family bonds and “imagination” ([67:00]-[77:10]).
  • “We had one T TV with, like, cable.” – DJ Wells [67:33]
  • “I with y'all, bro. Y’ all made something out of nothing. For real, though.” – Bishop B [75:32]

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5. Hood Classics: Food, Drink, and Juices

• Hilarious conversation about favorite hood drinks — Hawaiian Punch, Tampico, Capri Sun, eating pizza rolls as adults, and the dangers of drinking only juice as a kid (shoutout to Jeff’s infamous Gatorade era) ([56:06]-[63:36]).
  • “I remember one year I didn’t drink water.” – DJ Wells [61:04]
  • “That makes a lot of sense, bro.” – Bishop B [61:38]
• Discussion of “cotton candy grapes” ([63:00]), Dollar Tree seasonings, and how food stamps and big families shaped their holiday tables, with Barbie sharing about being one girl among five brothers and massive food stamp shopping trips ([63:57]-[64:06]).

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6. Santa Claus and Kids’ Christmas Beliefs

• The group debates how/when to tell kids the truth about Santa, sharing stories about Elf on the Shelf shenanigans, AI faking Santa sightings, and gently poking fun at parents who go above and beyond with Christmas traditions ([80:24]-[81:14]).
  • “If you make a AI video to confuse your kids…that’s a real parent.” – DJ Wells [80:46]
  • Barbie: “He’s never said nothing about Santa. He’s just always telling me what he wants. So I started talking to him about Santa Claus… now he believes. Smart.” [81:22]

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7. Jehovah’s Witnesses and Holiday Exclusion

• Hilarious but empathetic discussion about friends who grew up as Jehovah’s Witnesses and didn’t “get Christmas,” rounding out a sense of gratitude and reflection ([82:00]-[83:32]).

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8. NBA Holiday Sidenotes: Ben Simmons “Fishing”

• Quick-fire, tongue-in-cheek news: Ben Simmons supposedly “puts his NBA career on hold for professional fishing,” with the crew roasting the wording and noting that “the NBA put a hold on him” ([84:08]-[84:29]).
  • “He is not putting a hold on his NBA career. The NBA put a hold on him.” – Bishop B [84:17]

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Notable Quotes & Hilarious Moments

• On humble beginnings + team appreciation:
  “Shout out to everybody who makes your show what it is on and off the mic, man. We appreciate everybody, man. It’s been helping.” – DJ Wells [38:49]

• On bad gifts:
  “She was geeked to give it to me. She drove on her way to pull up with it, and I was just like, you could have kept your gas money for this.” – DJ Wells [41:02]

• On frugal product use:
  “If I can’t roll it like a doobie, then it’s just... [toothpaste].” – Bishop B [49:44]
  “If I gotta cut it open to get... yeah, I need [more].” – DJ Wells [54:54]

• On Christmas with big families:
  “At 32, my dad had six kids. Basically, I’m like, God damn. Like, I was 32. I was trying to go outside. Yeah.” – DJ Wells [77:11]

• On the Ben Simmons ‘fishing’ story:
  “He is not putting a hold on his NBA career. The NBA put a hold on him.” – Bishop B [84:17]

• On Santa Claus AI magic:
  “If you make a AI video to confuse your kids…that’s a real parent.” – DJ Wells [80:46]

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Handy Timestamps for Key Segments

• [05:09] – Holiday crew intro + roasting sweaters
• [10:11] – Crew/staff gift exchange, Max’s shine
• [15:25] – Barbie & Katina: staff appreciation, funny spin-off nerves
• [27:08] – Core team shares “real” gifts from humble start
• [32:12] – Green Egg gift + grilling plans for Bishop
• [34:06] – DJ Wells gets Porsche wrap for Christmas
• [38:18] – Mike’s blue Adidas and rose gold Casio
• [40:53] – Kids’ bad Christmas gift videos + crew’s tales
• [49:44] – Toothpaste & bar soap: debates of frugality & adulthood
• [54:50] – The trenches: cutting open lotion bottles for the last drop
• [59:04] – Capri Sun, Kool-Aid, pizza rolls: “hood classics”
• [63:57] – Barbie’s food stamp/family story with six kids
• [80:24] – Santa Claus stories & parenting in the digital age
• [84:08] – Ben Simmons: NBA career/fishing banter
• [85:15] – Closing thank-yous & Merry Christmas wishes

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Tone & Takeaway

The episode is pure Club 520: high-energy, hilarious, and wrapped in real friendship and gratitude. The crew roasts each other, reminisces about their upbringings, and reflects on growth while keeping the mood irreverent but genuine. Christmas is less about presents, more about showing up for each other—with a healthy side of exclusive sneakers, grill upgrades, and viral internet parenting.

If you love genuine sports talk, outrageous storytelling, and community vibes, this Christmas special is a must-listen.

Transcript

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[Tim]

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[Bishop B]

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[Colin]

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[DJ Wells]

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[Bishop B]

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[DJ Wells]

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[Bishop B]

Yeah, I'm going tomorrow to get mine, man. It's time. I need to upgrade immediately, man. Tap in.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, they'll pull up to your crib. You don't even got to do nothing. You ain't got to go tap in with the. The stores or whatever. They'll have the phone come to your crib. Boost Mobile. Pull to your crib and get everything situated for you.

[Bishop B]

Boost Mobile.

[DJ Wells]

Is Boost Mobile for real? Yeah, it's mobile. They getting active. Listen, man, everybody.

[Bishop B]

Ain't no way they pulling up. Hold on, hold on. Ain't no way they pulling up.

[DJ Wells]

Boost Mobile pulling up.

[Bishop B]

Setting up my service on my new iPhone 17 at the crib.

[DJ Wells]

You ain't gotta leave, man. Come on, off the couch with it. Listen, doorstep sir. C code, you know what I'm saying? When you get a new phone, the worst part is transferring Your contacts, your pictures and messages, all that. You ain't even gotta do all that. They gonna handle that for you. Just tap in. Listen, man, the most powerful iPhone ever. IPhone 17. Boost Mobile got you in. They gotta leave the crib. They gonna bring your phone, transfer it for you, man. What's the excuse not to get a behen?

[Bishop B]

Ain't no excuses. Especially they pulling up to your door. Would I never know other providers ever did that.

[DJ Wells]

Come on, man. Doorstep service. Wow.

[Bishop B]

That's definitely new, man. That's tight.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, yeah. Shout out to Boost Mobile, man. All right, man. We back another episode of Club 520 podcast. I'm your host. My name is DJ Wells. Brought to you by Boost Mobile. You know the vibes get you or your loved one. That new iPhone 17, they'll pull up to your crib and handle the rest. Shout out to Hard Rock. Bet. Official smash of Club 5:20 and 5:20 in the morning. Be here by the time people see this. Christmas will either be great or it's all bad, man. But they're gonna blame you either way, man. How you feeling with the lady?

[Bishop B]

Either way, man. Merry motherfucking Christmas.

[DJ Wells]

Merry Christmas. Goddammit. For sure, man. This is the Christmas special, man. Hopefully when y' all see this, y' all having a good time, enjoying the holidays. Whatever you choose to celebrate with your family or loved ones, for sure. Got the gang with me as usual. To my left, we got my dog, Bishop B, heading out the priest. How you. What? Nasty?

[Bishop B]

I guess I'm okay.

[DJ Wells]

Okay.

[Bishop B]

Got that little ass sweater on. But I'm a. I'm a team player, man.

[DJ Wells]

He the Grinches stole Christmas. Cause it's parlay. So Christmas for sure.

[Bishop B]

I've been over here tugging on this motherfucker.

[DJ Wells]

Pause, please. Please don't do that.

[Bishop B]

That's a different tough. Might lift up. Y' all don't want to see that. That's a different team.

[DJ Wells]

You are absolutely correct. We do not want to see that.

[Bishop B]

That's what y' all get for pause and everything.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, Lord.

[Bishop B]

Y' all think it's too nasty, but.

[DJ Wells]

No, man, I'm trying to go to church. Chicken wings. After that, to the strip club. He's some hoes twerk. Hey, you know what? I ain't put two or two together, T. My boy got the black nasty zone with the griswear. He really about to steal Spiker head.

[Bishop B]

Definitely. You know what I mean? My people over at 6, you know what I mean? Yeah. This is where these came from, man.

[DJ Wells]

God bless the plug, you know they verify, man. Double souls. Not the boneless for sure.

[Bishop B]

Definitely.

[DJ Wells]

To my right. My dog, Young Nacho. Young team. You got. You what? I guess I got a basketball Christmas sweater.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

You got Santa dunking on the L's. Yeah.

[Bishop B]

Big baby.

[DJ Wells]

I don't know who the. He took it on a reindeer. I don't know.

[Bishop B]

Whoever made these sweaters, we appreciate you.

[DJ Wells]

You know how you got that cheap sweater? That's what my. They just put a print on it.

[Bishop B]

And I think DJ Vanessa. DJ's talking about. He left his. It was on purpose. He tried that before going to say, hell, no.

[DJ Wells]

No. See, I. I had a beautiful cowboy, you know, say ugly sweater, but you know what I'm saying. I was working late, man. You should have got a deck for Scott shirts. You ain't even putting ugly over there. It's gonna be my last day at.

[Tim]

Work.

[DJ Wells]

Y' all fry. Listen, man, this is the Christmas episode, man. Shout out to the wonderful people who make Club 520 exactly what it is, man. Production team, everybody on and off. Cam. We showing some love today, man. Had a hell of a year, man. We're gonna bless everybody, man. Christmas bonuses, God damn it. Shout out to everybody. Working hard, man. We gonna show some love. First things first, man. Rookie of the year, man. This boy work all the time. We don't know if he go home or not. We don't know if he has a home. But we know he gonna be in his damn studio doing his motherfucking job, man. Max Norris, my dog, man. Stefan Castle, AKA Young Mouth. You know what I'm saying? In the building. I think we got a haircut for the special. He said he's making his debut. What's happening? What's going on? What's going on? Ken Folk.

[Bishop B]

All right. Nephew.

[Tim]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Farsy's first, man. Merry Christmas, my boy. You know what I'm saying? Appreciate you. Facts, facts, facts. Shout out to my nephew, bro.

[Bishop B]

How's your new life, man? How you. How you loving this space you in, man? Now you own the camera now. How you like that?

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It's fun.

[DJ Wells]

I'm loving it outside Streaming. Yeah. The vibes is. Yeah, they vibing. Yeah, okay. The Twitch guy for sure. How can they catch you at. On. On the streaming platforms? Streaming on Twitch and tik tok club520 podcast this time about. You're streaming live on Tik Tok, yo. Oh, my God. Yeah. You doing all Malcolm. We don't got nothing to do with that. You doing dances, too. On it. Live on Tick Tock. Sounds wicked.

[Bishop B]

Who Is somebody you want to have come on the stream, man. We got the platform.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

Talk to your name out there.

[DJ Wells]

The name I throw. I throw V's on there. Okay.

[Bishop B]

We'll make it happen, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Okay, we're gonna try to get V's tap in. And India love. Damn.

[Bishop B]

I knew he was gonna go.

[DJ Wells]

You shoot for the. Shoot for the. Yeah. Shoot for the sky.

[Bishop B]

Y. Yeah, let's.

[DJ Wells]

Let's start talk. You well my boy talk. You know you got far.

[Bishop B]

Let's start in Bloomington.

[DJ Wells]

Terr.

[Bishop B]

Work. Work with us, not against us.

[DJ Wells]

Tell my boy hit the booties. Where he go? No sunset.

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[DJ Wells]

Okay. Reach out to the same for show. Listen, we appreciate you, man. You've been working your ass off this year. Going crazy, man. We got another gift for you as well, man. You've been working hard, brother. For sure. We got another gift from my boy, man. Yeah. Oh, man, he's smiling ear to ear. Can he open it? Please, please, please.

[Bishop B]

Open your G. Yeah, let me see what the hell you got.

[DJ Wells]

Don't know how. Rip that up.

[Bishop B]

Where are you? You know he ghetto, man.

[DJ Wells]

Rip it out the plastic. Okay, Triple stripes in the building. What do we got for my boy? Oh, yeah, turn me up. Shout out to Adidas, man. You got the all black bus down. Black jelly beans for sure, man. Shout out to the good people at Stockx, man. If they don't know, you know what I mean? Let them know what them are, man. Appreciate y' all the black jellyfish. You deserve those for sure family. Shout out to my boy. Shout out to my boy Malk, man. Big things for you in the future. Keep killing it, my boy. For sure. Hey, I ain't going to lie, boy. Them streaming hours. Yeah, he putting in. He put in OD for sure, man.

[Bishop B]

Got keep eye on mouth, man. No stay up long, they start trying other to keep. Keep it going. Keep trying to chase that high.

[DJ Wells]

Hey, don't put that spot on M, man. M been staying up. His streaming is not a gateway drug. It is a career. He just stayed up his whole life, man.

[Bishop B]

Kill that powder.

[DJ Wells]

No, hell no.

[Bishop B]

Just a baby powder now.

[DJ Wells]

My boy ain't no Addie. Well, that's there, boy.

[Bishop B]

I ain't going to do it.

[DJ Wells]

Respect.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, respect.

[DJ Wells]

Let's just keep the. Let's keep the good times rolling, man. Let's keep the gifts going, cuz. We know we got. Hey, our other co host, man, our morning show, he come on, man. But six men of the year for sure. He got hella gifts and hella stuff coming. His Way too. And show love. Come on, man. The one only, man. Moog dog. Uncle Gucci in the building. Uncle Gucci.

[Bishop B]

Uncle Gucci.

[DJ Wells]

What's up, family?

[Tim]

How you living?

[DJ Wells]

Hey, man. Merry Christmas, my boy. Appreciate your work this year. Hey, 20 getting money, boy.

[Bishop B]

Not 520 movie don't got nobody.

[DJ Wells]

No, sir. Hey, listen, backcourt connection going crazy this year, man. Y' all been dominating. That's a fact, bro. What's that feeling like, man? Y'. All. Y' all started off, you know what I'm saying? Figured it out. Y' all get to a point where y' all know I'm breaking through. Now everybody is tapped in right now, especially in the ones community. What's that feeling like, bro? Ah, it's feeling good, bro. We just getting started. You know, I came up on that on accident with y' all just talking crazy. So we here now. We about to lock it in. That's for sure, man.

[Bishop B]

Dominate that one on one space, bro. Yeah, try to take it to the max for show.

[DJ Wells]

That's a fact. And we ain't going to lie, man. That that end of the table over there or excuse me, couch in the morning show. This my top. That's a filthy duo. This my for sure real taxi. We going at least once a week. At least for the wrong reason. It'd be funny because it'll be about you. He talk. When y' all two start laughing, it just get all bad. That's him. We got another gift from who too, though. Yeah, turn me up. You know you going, we got another gift for my boy. Been working hard this year, brother. You deserve it. You can't open it up and so everybody can see it because it's just special for you, you know, this is a.

[Bishop B]

You know what I mean?

[DJ Wells]

It's for you, man. All right. At the crib. Yeah. All right, man. Appreciate you. Now you can open it up.

[Bishop B]

You can open it up right now.

[DJ Wells]

I'm just saying, don't disrespect us. Yeah, shout out to y', all, huh? Show us what it is. I go ahead. Yeah. I don't see no note, killer. I don't see no note. It ain't no note. They lied. Yeah, for the game. We smiling it out. Everybody get. You know, Jellyfish is rocking with us. Come on, man. You're gonna get out. Hey, we gonna make sure you part of the team forever. You feel for sure?

[Bishop B]

No, for sure.

[DJ Wells]

Y' all just said on the morning show come with Death Row. Tap in, brother. It's for life, man. We in yeah, when y' all get back to work, man, we know y' all got a pod to shoot. We appreciate you, man. My dog.

[Bishop B]

Make sure y' all tap in with backcourt connection.

[DJ Wells]

Come on. We locked in for sure. Yeah, man. Santa Claus. Be him. Who we got next, man?

[Bishop B]

Who over there, man? What we got? Barbie and Katina.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, he got the game somewhere. Is in the building. And the fun starts now. Let's get to it, man.

[Bishop B]

The freakiest show on Earth. We are still trying to get Uncle Luke.

[DJ Wells]

Uncle the ladies. Hey, we want Uncle Luke for that show.

[Bishop B]

Real origin.

[DJ Wells]

I'm happy you said origin. Shout out to Barbie. Shout out to Barbie. Who's pulling up first?

[Bishop B]

Do it matter?

[DJ Wells]

All right, Tina, pull up. Yeah.

[Bishop B]

Come on, Tina. Come on. Yep.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to Katina, the newest member. What up, Tina? 520.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

You like a long low key.

[Bishop B]

She's been on nine shows.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

Eight of them didn't work. Hopefully this ninth one.

[DJ Wells]

So this is the one. Yeah. So what would we consider her? She's a OG.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, she is. She's from the beginning.

[DJ Wells]

5:20.

[Barbie]

Tina, back when y' all was at the crib.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, that's a fact. The episode that didn't come out. And a couple that did.

[Bishop B]

Thank God.

[Barbie]

Yeah, I remember that.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, one of them. I'm so glad.

[Bishop B]

That was a wild night.

[DJ Wells]

We'll never see the light of day. Well, you know what I'm saying. We appreciate you showing up. How you feeling? You know what I'm saying? Back in the fold. How's it going?

[Barbie]

I feel so good. It's so nice to see y' all doing all this and got all these staff on deck. It's nice. It's really nice to see.

[DJ Wells]

What was it like? Like getting back and being, like, on the camera again. Because you had to go for a win.

[Barbie]

Yeah, I had to get drunk the first one. Yeah. I had to get drunk a little bit and get back comfortable. Now I feel like I'm a little bit in the groove a little bit more. But, yeah, in the beginning, it was a little uncomfortable.

[Bishop B]

So now you can do it sober?

[Barbie]

Not quite. I mean, I need a little. Yeah, we gonna always. We got Barbie. We gonna always stay late.

[Bishop B]

I've seen it after. After the show footage.

[DJ Wells]

It was pretty lit. I ain't seen it yet. It was lit.

[Bishop B]

Oh, yeah.

[Barbie]

Not gonna lie.

[DJ Wells]

That's a beast.

[Bishop B]

We gonna have Mal. You know how Malk wrap up my parties? Yeah, we gonna have him do that for Patreon. Just a quick little 30 second. Cause they was In Georgia street acting a fool.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, y' all went crazy.

[Barbie]

I looked at Milk, I said, hey, it looked like we off some roofies or something.

[Bishop B]

And mind you, they went to the club at 10 and left at 3, so.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, y' all opened the door open. It stayed the whole time, which is crazy. They out of pocket. I respect that. I had a good time, man, we glad to have y' all a part of the team. Like, they had a show going. Seem like the fans are engaged. Yeah, they with it.

[Bishop B]

What's the guest that y' all want to have? Say a name so we can get on it.

[DJ Wells]

Be here and say Uncle Lou. That is hilarious.

[Bishop B]

I really want you to get Uncle.

[DJ Wells]

Luke on here, man.

[Bishop B]

What?

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, yeah, that would be cool. Okay.

[Barbie]

That would be lit.

[DJ Wells]

Okay. So your guess, though?

[Bishop B]

I think I should do trading too. On the low, Trina. Yes.

[DJ Wells]

That would be fire Ari.

[Bishop B]

Oh, there he is.

[DJ Wells]

See the vision.

[Bishop B]

And we got to get my girl poor Miles on here.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to Lexi and Dread, man. For sure. Listen, Tina, we appreciate you. Keep killing it. Keep showing up to work, man. We appreciate you, gang. Merry Christmas for sure.

[Barbie]

Oh, thank you, y'.

[Bishop B]

All.

[Barbie]

Merry Christmas, guys.

[DJ Wells]

For show. All right. Come on, Barbie. Come on down. Been working hard this year. Woo.

[Barbie]

Y know, I love a good gift.

[DJ Wells]

We almost got you a trip to Mexico. Oh, almost.

[Barbie]

We can still make it happen.

[Bishop B]

Well, the problem is we'll rent the van.

[DJ Wells]

The trip to Mexico is going to be in a box truck.

[Barbie]

I'm going to Mexico for my birthday. So y' all can just fly cash. No, I driving. I have retired. It's 5:20 somewhere. I don't got to do that no more.

[Bishop B]

Money in that envelope for that.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, man, that's a little blessing now.

[Barbie]

But I'll be back here looking for my birthday gift now.

[DJ Wells]

Whoa, when your birthday?

[Barbie]

January 31st.

[DJ Wells]

Damn. Your birthday coming around the corner. Oh, we going to do. Raise it right here once a year. I'm sorry. We'll catch.

[Barbie]

I got one this year. This is what's up. I got a raise that was already owed to me. Remember y' all had that meeting? Y' all was talking about how I was getting nickels and dimes?

[Bishop B]

Well, yeah. What? I ain't gonna lie. The way Mike. The way Mike was paying you at first, that's crazy. I said we run a slave ship around this.

[Barbie]

That is wild.

[DJ Wells]

He was only working for 10 minutes, though.

[Bishop B]

But I had seen. That's why we got that thrown in that cup that day.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. When you came in just Service that big ass glass of control.

[Barbie]

That's what y' all said y' all wanted.

[DJ Wells]

I ain't gonna lie. We have never actually hit alcohol today.

[Bishop B]

I ain't gonna lie though. That was probably our one, our funniest team meetings. When Mike told us how much you got paid, I said, oh, no, no.

[DJ Wells]

I didn't laugh that laugh.

[Bishop B]

I was crying.

[DJ Wells]

That's why I said, man, we know.

[Bishop B]

Y'. All, some guys, we were no how we do the team. We look at, you know, you know, y' all not our employees, you know, y' all family, y' all our teammates. But we was looking at everybody's status. And I said, that's a big trouble.

[DJ Wells]

She was just coming for 30 minutes.

[Barbie]

She was trying to just say for 30 minutes.

[Bishop B]

But she was an important part to the show.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, definitely. When we established that we like, yo, we gotta make sure it's right.

[Bishop B]

Make sure Barbie is right.

[DJ Wells]

But shout out to you. You went from being the bartender show to being part of the show. You did your thing. Clearly the fans love you. Got your own spin off. You doing your thing, man.

[Bishop B]

How you like having your own show, though?

[Barbie]

It's. It's still so. No, it's still certain.

[DJ Wells]

Now you think you mean.

[Barbie]

So nerve wracking, like, I'd so nervous just because, like, I don't. I don't like to fail. And I'm just like, why you be nervous?

[DJ Wells]

You don't be nervous with us.

[Bishop B]

I do.

[DJ Wells]

You do, really? You know what I'm saying? Like, every time I say something, you gotta. Yeah, you fire right back.

[Barbie]

It's starting to like, baby. Yeah.

[Bishop B]

Now, yeah, but now it's more just on her now. She gotta facilitate. You did really well your first show too.

[DJ Wells]

I think you're doing great.

[Barbie]

I appreciate it for sure. Appreciate y' all for giving me the opportunity. Thank y' all so much.

[DJ Wells]

For sure. Now, what's in the drink today?

[Barbie]

We got a cranberry Mike Paymore Barbie.

[Bishop B]

Y' all can still get. That's why those shirts was made too, by the way.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, yeah, that was.

[Bishop B]

That's the real.

[DJ Wells]

That's the story for those shirts.

[Barbie]

That's. That's wild. We have a Christmas margarita, so we got cranberry, lime juice, orange liqueur, you know, real simple.

[DJ Wells]

That's.

[Bishop B]

That's good.

[DJ Wells]

Today I thought you was going to like, I swear to God, one day I thought you was going to put like a hot dog in one of the drinks for Mike. I was going to be rolling. I was just waiting for the day the glizzy cocktail.

[Barbie]

I'll make him one he deserves.

[DJ Wells]

That shit is going to be hot dog water.

[Bishop B]

Giving Mike the glizzy for a straw is nuts. Oh, yeah, that would be. We ain't gonna.

[DJ Wells]

That is phenomenal, bro. That's gonna be the best. Of the hot dog and put the. Oh my God. For sure I'm gonna do it. Oh, that's be gonna to be hilarious, bro. I can't wait for that day.

[Barbie]

That's the payback.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. See, he ready now you try.

[Barbie]

That's so messed up.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, Mark, we appreciate you keep killing it. Keep on thing for show for show. This is hilarious, man. All right, man.

[Bishop B]

Ran out of money.

[DJ Wells]

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[Bishop B]

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[DJ Wells]

I use Chime and you should too.

[Bishop B]

I used to hate getting paid on Friday. I always wanted my money a little earlier. But with chime, when I linked up with them and started my checking account, I was able to get paid two days in advance.

[DJ Wells]

If you ever need help, Chime has 24. 7 support teams that will help you with your banking. Chime offers 24. 7 around the clock customer service. You can tap in at any time and get it solved. Work on your financial goals through Chime today. Open an account in two minutes at Chime.com Club520. That's right, Chime.com Club520. Chime feels like progress. Shout out to the good people at StockX for showing love always. We got something special on the tank right here. Oh yeah, some of my favorites. Shout out to Stock X. Not to throw the box out because oh, y' all family but y' all show love. We got the Gamma Jordan 11. It's one of the most anticipated Jordans of the year. A staples for sure. A Christmas. This get classic right here. One of my favorite Jordan 11s. I'd always give DJ a hard time about it. He. He always talks about how this is probably the last 11 that he would pick up. For me, this is one of the tops. The beautiful silhouette. We always been a fan of the Jordan 11. Exactly this door. Like damn major. Not one of these. Back in the day I was able to cop a pair. Now that I moved a couple times, I might have lost them. So to have these back in my hand, it's going to be a great Christmas gift for someone for sure. Did you know Tide has been upgraded to provide an even better clean in cold water. Tide is specifically designed to fight any stain you throw at it, even in cold butter. Yep. Chocolate ice cream. Sure thing. Barbecue sauce. Tide's got you covered. You don't need to use warm water. Additionally, Tide pods let you confidently fight tough stains with new coldzyme technology. Just remember, if it's gotta be clean, it's gotta be tied. Hey, it's D.J. wells here. The NBA on Prime is back tomorrow with another action packed doubleheader. The night starts with Jaylen Brown and the Celtics going toe to toe with Pascal Siakam and the Pacers. Then James Harden and the Clippers face Jrue Holiday and the Blazers. If you're not a Prime member, just sign up for a 30 day free trial. The Celtics and Pacers, the Clippers and Blazers Coverage starts at 7pm Eastern only on Prime. Restrictions apply. See Amazon.com amazonprime for details.

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[Bishop B]

All.

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[DJ Wells]

Mmm.

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[DJ Wells]

Listen, man, holiday season. Got a couple gifts to go around, man. Not just for the staff gang as well, man. Okay. We looked out for everybody this year. I appreciate that. We got gifts.

[Bishop B]

This is our first year. Y' all getting some real gifts. We come from very, very humble beginnings on this show. 1000% would have never thought this opportunity would be happening right now.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, we decided that Jeff wasn't going to get tequila again this year. You know what I'm saying? Oh, thank you.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, my boy was a little hot about that, but.

[DJ Wells]

So this is me. Thank you. Okay. This for me. Right on. I know.

[Barbie]

Oh, right, sorry. Here.

[Bishop B]

This is yours.

[DJ Wells]

This is mine. It does have labels on. That's not your name either. Reading is fundamental. There we go. We got it right this time. Okay. From the game. See what we got here. Got two names. Two. Jeff from behind, from my dog. Nacho from behind. Oh, this from behind. You got me again.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, I bought you something.

[DJ Wells]

Nacho grabbed me this. Oh, okay. I see the trend here. Okay, I see the trend here. Guy.

[Bishop B]

Here, finally.

[DJ Wells]

Yes, sir. Ski.

[Bishop B]

I appreciate this, Fellaski. All they do is steal on this show. Shout out to our good people at stocking.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to stock Xmas. Boy. This is fine, right? Okay. I thought I had got you some exclusives. I know we all got the same one. What color you get? We don't and we don't. The big difference. D.J. got you, though. My dog got me the green jar. Appreciate this. You got these off stock X. Yo.

[Bishop B]

I really bought it because I, you know, I knew what your Christmas SW was already, so that. That played off that green on me.

[DJ Wells]

Okay. Respect. These fire bobs already. Oh, yeah. Can't wait. So these would be heavy in rotation. I will wear these for one month straight. Y' all know how I do that?

[Bishop B]

Could be. Yo, when we go to dinner, lounge type.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, yeah, Yeah. I can't wear my white one. Okay, bro.

[Bishop B]

Retired.

[DJ Wells]

The icy whites. Gotta get retired. These tough, though. Ah, these is tough. Shout out to stock X. The stock X family. Yes, sir. You get whatever you looking for, man. Yeah, this is fire. I'm geeked up. We lit. Oh, yeah. That's fire. Oh, my fault, brother. How are you? I'm sure they don't look here. Walking. I know. That killed them. Oh, yeah. I can't wait to bust these. Oh, we got Morius. Oh, I was good with them. We done did good this year. I'm on top. Pause.

[Bishop B]

Oh, whoa.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, I got two. Oh, this from Adidas, the family. Oh, Adidas. We can open them now. Triple stripes came through. Appreciate you, gang. Okay. Some of the good people over there. The Adidas die for us. I know they hate that in their ear. Okay. Just what I need. Oh, okay. They showing love.

[Bishop B]

It's getting real, guys.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, so. Oh, yeah. These some of the hottest shoes out right now. So I guess I can wear these every day. We acting real different. I'm coaching them for sure. These is hard. The Christmas Day peace. These ain't dropping, though. These just for us. This is for the game. These hard.

[Bishop B]

This is the first drop.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to JH these ain't coming out. These PEs, baby. Only for the game. Ah, yeah. That's tough. Shout out to the Adidas family. Oh, this is tough.

[Bishop B]

Made me get back in the gym, man.

[DJ Wells]

We head back in the open gym. With the Nasties on. I'm definitely hooping in these now.

[Bishop B]

These is hard.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. These hard. Nah, this is.

[Bishop B]

Shout out to James, man.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to JH and the Adidas family, bro. Shout out to the.

[Bishop B]

Everybody over there. Adidas.

[DJ Wells]

Yes, sir.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

It's Christmas Day. I'm definitely hooping in. These gonna be my hoop shoes for the year. The black Nasties be here. You gonna throw the white laces in these joints?

[Bishop B]

I don't know about them. I might, though. I might, though. That's already, like, gonna be. It's looking like an everyday shoe.

[Tim]

Oh, yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. These is getting bused down for sure.

[Bishop B]

All we do is beg on this.

[DJ Wells]

So begging finally paid off.

[Bishop B]

It tends to pay off, man.

[DJ Wells]

Hey, that is love, man. We. Damn. This is crazy.

[Bishop B]

What we got? We got some more gifts.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to Champagne, man. From Adidas. Nah, nah. He show love to us, man. We appreciate that. Doing too damn good now over here, now. That's tight, man. Nah, man. The vibes is high. For sure, man. We got. Hold on, hold on. Y' all getting more stuff.

[Bishop B]

Club530 got us one last.

[DJ Wells]

I used to put all shit wrong. Hold on. That's crazy. Be hearing. This is from the guys, man.

[Bishop B]

Bought me some truck.

[DJ Wells]

Thank you. I appreciate this from the guys, man.

[Bishop B]

I know you lying.

[DJ Wells]

We got. It's from the guys. Open it up, man. Take your. No, take it out. Yes, sir. Yeah. Hey, we got a heavy grill, but we got you a green egg, bro. That's what we've been talking about from the game, bro.

[Bishop B]

Y' all bought me an egg?

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, from the gang. So we want to come over. We want.

[Bishop B]

My whole mood just changed because I said this 12 charcoal. So we about to rearrange it around this.

[DJ Wells]

So what we want. We want you to. Obviously, we want to have a meal on you. Content with the grill. That's what we want to do.

[Bishop B]

We gonna do that, man. Yeah, I got y', all, man. Right on to the game. Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

We was like.

[Bishop B]

I know how much that mean to me, man.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

I get back in the lab for the guys, man.

[DJ Wells]

Appreciate it.

[Bishop B]

Y' all retired me, but I'm getting back with the green egg for shit show.

[DJ Wells]

It's a smoker in the grill. You know how it's gonna go. So shout out to, you know, the whole team, man.

[Bishop B]

And I'm glad y' all some real ones, man. Y' all didn't give me nothing gas. I don't Tropical gas. So y'.

[DJ Wells]

All.

[Bishop B]

Y' all knowing that I with the charcoal heavy. I appreciate that.

[DJ Wells]

Love game for sure. Go ahead, man. Let's see what you guys got me, man.

[Bishop B]

Hey, man.

[DJ Wells]

Good old bottle travel. I see Porsche. I know y' all ain't giving me a toy car. Oh, hell, no. Got me a toy car.

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[DJ Wells]

Liability for show, man. Hold on. I don't want this.

[Bishop B]

You gotta pay my.

[DJ Wells]

The real exhibit. But now, listen, you've been talking on this platform. You asked what you wanted for Christmas. You said wrap the Porsche up. But, man, shout out to the good people at RPP Ray hall paint protection, man. We gonna get your Porsche rap for you, gang. Oh, okay. Army green. I appreciate that, guys. I can't wait to get that out. Y' all know I've been wanting that for a minute. I'll be talking about doing that.

[Bishop B]

So, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Nah, I like how y' all put the little car in there because y' all know I was about to go crazy. I could have. Hey, you know what's so funny? Everybody. Everybody got six gifts. Forget the Porsche. Rap about to be fire. Yo, we got new content for the episod geek now.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Okay. So I've been gonna do that for two years now. Oh, turn up.

[Bishop B]

Oh, my boy get.

[DJ Wells]

I do get all my cars, right? Oh, yeah, for sure. I got a car I'm taking up there as well. Shout out to rpp. For sure. I'm doing car content next year, so I asked for a new MacBook. And shout out to the game. Y' all delivered. Boy, I needed this real bad, for sure. Yeah, we. We talked about it, man. We all had our own separate group chats is what's hella funny, though. It is. Yeah. So me be here and Mike had one, and obviously y' all did because y' all got. Getting my car wrap. It's lit, so I ain't gonna lie. I'm hype about that.

[Bishop B]

Nah, for sure, man.

[DJ Wells]

It's the highest quality material I'm about to get my right with. Okay. I know that mug cost a little bit. I did. Oh, I know. That was about 8.

[Bishop B]

Love, Gang.

[DJ Wells]

I appreciate y'.

[Bishop B]

All.

[DJ Wells]

I. I had took my. I said, you know, I'mma wait. I'mma wait a little bit. But now that y' all did it, I'm going there tomorrow. Christmas Eve. I'm pulling up. They said they already paid for it.

[Bishop B]

Nah, for sure, man.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, y' all are fried, man. Listen, man, Shout out to the production team, man. Shout out to Tim, man, for wrapping the porch for the game, man. Rpp. We will have some more cars in there very, very, very soon. We gonna shoot some content, and we might do an episode up there. Beautiful place they got going on. Yeah, that's to Adidas, man. Showing love. Shout out to Stockx. My boy Dale and the gang, man. Unbelievable, man. What we get Mike? Mike. Now, you know he. He be buying his own, so ain't no telling what Mike got himself for Christmas. What we give Mike, man? Come on, Mike. Yeah. You got a gift. Come on, brother. The freakiest of them all, the freaky. I hope it's a hot dog certificate. Yeah. Mike, what we got for young Michael today? That's a wild theme song.

[Bishop B]

You can bring this, too.

[DJ Wells]

This for everybody.

[Bishop B]

From everybody.

[DJ Wells]

Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it.

[Bishop B]

So I seen this over there. I was kind of confused why my had a blue bow on it.

[DJ Wells]

I hope you. If you got the blue Jellyfish. I'll be a little. I'll be hating a little bit. Okay. The black box game, we locked in.

[Bishop B]

Make a lot of sacrifices on this show. Right on.

[DJ Wells]

Right on, y'.

[Bishop B]

All.

[DJ Wells]

He got the blue joints.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

That's kind of exclusive.

[Bishop B]

He does.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. Don't fire my boy. Deserves, man. Thank y'.

[Bishop B]

All. Thank y', all, team. Thank y', all, team.

[DJ Wells]

Amazing individual. If y' all understand how much Mike love these shoes. Yeah. So for him to get them, I ain't gonna lie. That colorway fire. And what was crazy is this was like they were non negotiable in Adidas contract. He's like, if I ain't get no jellyfish, I'm Deborah Nothing. Yeah.

[Bishop B]

Backstory, y' all wasn't Gonna have Adidas Club 520 collab because they wouldn't try and see my foot first.

[DJ Wells]

But thank God.

[Bishop B]

Thank our team for making it happen.

[DJ Wells]

We made history. I got one more. I got one more deserved shout out to my dog Mike, man. That's a certificate of.

[Bishop B]

Oh, y' all got me my rolly.

[DJ Wells]

Hell, not quite.

[Bishop B]

Okay, it's close. It's close. Okay, it tick a little bit.

[Tim]

Oh, you.

[DJ Wells]

It's gonna tick. I'm rolling, though. But that's your color right there. Rose gold, my boy. No, it's a starter piece.

[Bishop B]

I love it.

[DJ Wells]

What is that? That's the Casio. I know. I was like when the said that. I said I ain't never heard of that. Oh, yeah.

[Bishop B]

The only Casio I know is Cassie.

[DJ Wells]

Well, yeah.

[Bishop B]

Appreciate it, love, bro.

[DJ Wells]

I got edit that part, cuz. That was crazy. Louise just bleeped that part. That was crazy. That was crazy. You ain't got. You ain't got to take it. I just bleep that little bitty word there now. For sure, man. Shout out to everybody who makes your show what it is on and off the mic, man. We appreciate everybody, man. It's been helping. We show love for sure. Now. We talked about everybody feels the ways about their gifts. Please load up the videos of these badass kids getting Christmas gifts. This is absolutely hilarious. I'm really geeked about my gift, though. I'm about to get my. I'm taking my car up there tomorrow. Yeah, when I seen that in the group chat, I was like, yeah, I know my boy gonna be happy about that one. Ain't no. No tequila, but go ahead, load it up.

[Colin]

Oh.

[DJ Wells]

I ain't never been that mad about nothing. What, he throw a tv? See, I want to say something, bro.

[Bishop B]

That's A Vizio. Ain't nothing wrong with the vio.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, yeah, he bad look. Yeah.

[Bishop B]

When he double, I pray that ain't my godson. I see him doing that on Christmas.

[DJ Wells]

She said, I want a Gucci bag. Send him right out of them, baby girl. Too bad. That definitely be my daughter.

[Bishop B]

I don't know how why ain't getting their ass whooped.

[DJ Wells]

This was Barbie. Got some colored pencils. This is school supplies.

[Bishop B]

I feel him.

[DJ Wells]

What do you got? Oh, my.

[Bishop B]

No on my mama don't buy me no color pencil.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, God.

[Bishop B]

Don't make me unwrap no color pencils.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, you could have just put them in a bag on the side.

[Bishop B]

Have y' all ever got a bad gift on Christmas?

[DJ Wells]

A bad gift? I won't say bad, but I definitely got the gift. I was the most happy for. Nah.

[Bishop B]

What's that?

[DJ Wells]

He got me one of the weakest sweaters of all time. And she was geeked to give it to me. She drove on her way to pull up with it, and I was just like, you could have kept your gas money for this. Shout out to my auntie. Love you. I ain't never got a weak gift. Y' all bought me some liquor. It wasn't weak. Like, I wasn't. It was weak. Cause it's y' all niggas. But, yeah, that's real.

[Bishop B]

I don't think I ever got no bullshit gift before.

[DJ Wells]

I kind of appreciate everything anybody give me, though.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, for sure.

[DJ Wells]

Cause you ain't got to give me nothing.

[Bishop B]

Respect. But I just. I don't want no. I don't want no cologne. I don't want the suitcase.

[DJ Wells]

I take some bond number nine, the black bottle. Anybody just being nice.

[Bishop B]

I don't want shit like that. I feel like that's super, super lazy.

[DJ Wells]

Not the stinky one. Yeah. Lafayette street boy, you know. You know, he said not the stinky one, you know, but I take a bottle of that. What's the big brick one? The gold brick 1 million? Yeah, you throw me one, I'll take it.

[Bishop B]

How much them cost?

[DJ Wells]

What, a 1 million? About a hundo. Oh, no, I don't put that one.

[Bishop B]

Travel size 89.99.

[DJ Wells]

Y' all must not be talking about the brick. I'm talking about. Yeah, I was gonna say that 1.

[Bishop B]

Million brick stepped on.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, that. That 1 million about 100. And it' that much?

[Bishop B]

Spinning it.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, it's $100. Yeah, I don't want that one no more. No, you appreciate. See how quick it look?

[Bishop B]

DJ gave you the real Price, you.

[DJ Wells]

Know, dj, it must not smell no good no more. No people still with it.

[Bishop B]

It's $100 that don't bust like that, cuz.

[DJ Wells]

I ain't. Yeah, I ain't going to lie. I smelt it one time. I smelt.

[Bishop B]

So if it's cheap, y' all don't with it. I ain't big on cologne.

[DJ Wells]

Cheap ain't by price. Cheap is by quality. Because this. I have some colognes, it's not the most expensive. That is just as good as other stuff. But I used to be a Jo Malone type of guy. I don't like mine to be too strong, you know what I mean? Yeah, I fuck with Jo Malone. I like when hug me and they just be kind of like they got a damn nerve. Well, you got something on. I like that. I don't like motherfuckers. Like, I smell you. You smell good though. But yeah, like, you be in the club and nigga walk past that cologne said, boy, you could have kept that off today. Boy, this motherfucking pepper spray got the whole club fucked up. We need Barbie back for this conversation. Yeah, let's. Let's have this conversation. Barb, you come here. How do you feel about men smell good? What is like, appropriate amount? Are you okay with this leaving on your pillow when you leave your house? Or if it's like, damn, I don't want to tear up every time you come around? Like, what's your preference in cologne for men or smells?

[Barbie]

I agree with Jeff. Like, you're supposed to be able to like when a man walk past or if you like hugging him. I don't need your cologne to like greet me some, you know, they spread like they put no axe. Like, calm down.

[DJ Wells]

Well, we used to go filthy with that. I ain't gonna lie, respectfully, you know, I'm saying shout out to acts. But as a grown man, if that's the go to right now, you gotta figure some out. That was like, I never wore X on my day in my life, middle.

[Barbie]

School or elementary that boys like first.

[DJ Wells]

You ever wore X?

[Bishop B]

Nah, that with the horse. He blew it.

[DJ Wells]

Pause. That's crazy.

[Bishop B]

The. That was on the horse, bro. In a commercial.

[DJ Wells]

That, with that horse blew it is crazy. Please forgive me here for putting that horse crazy. But the thing about it was it was deodorant and was spraying it like it was cologne.

[Bishop B]

That was the problem on a horse though, bro. So it's not. It's not about.

[DJ Wells]

You just said that with that horse.

[Bishop B]

But he had a horse.

[DJ Wells]

I thought we talking about polo. That on that.

[Bishop B]

You can say. I'm just say y. The okay. Shout out to Old Spice. I don't wear that either, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Hey, I ain't gonna lie. No disrespect. I like Old Spice. I'll work with you guys. I love it. It. But when I was in college, was strong as I had a roommate shout out to my G. He first had like body wash. You know, we grew up, we had the bar soap. He was like. I was like, man, I gotta go to the store, get some bar soap. He's like, man, you don't get the. You know they got the shit that come out in the bottle now. Like, man, hell no. He's like, I ran out my dove. Barso ran out. I was like, y' all, get some of your soap. He's like, yeah, he hit me with the squeeze. I put that shit was so spicy. Cause I thought my nuts was on fire. Cause I told him, I said, hey, man, you be putting this shit on.

[Bishop B]

Like, motherfucker had a little peppermint in it.

[DJ Wells]

He was like, what you mean? I'm like, yo, nuts, man, this shit on fire.

[Bishop B]

He was like, nah, I'm still a bar soap though.

[DJ Wells]

I was like, I ain't rolling with that.

[Bishop B]

I can't retire to. So cuz my brother told me I was out of pocket and still use a bar.

[DJ Wells]

So yeah, I ain't got no bar. So yeah, say, bro, I ain't gonna lie. That's just for face wash only, bro. Move on for the bar.

[Bishop B]

So it's over, y'. All.

[DJ Wells]

You remember when. Let me see how poor y' all was. You remember when they used to wash their hands with bar soap?

[Bishop B]

We still do.

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[DJ Wells]

No way you put the bar soap right there when they get little. That's what I used to keep on. I used to watch my head with a little soap.

[Bishop B]

I'm doing well for myself, but some you can't take away from.

[DJ Wells]

There's no way you're putting a little bar.

[Bishop B]

I am. I put the little because we have to use it to the max, bro. I make my kids, bro. On my mama. Once the bar is halfway down because they all got their individual boards.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

Using their bags and. But you have to use that to list. It's thin. To trust kids with body wash is. Is.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, bro.

[Bishop B]

My daughter being that painting the shower.

[Tim]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

My son has violated some body wash. Yeah, bro, that's.

[Bishop B]

You can't trust kids with that. Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

That little. Gonna have some body wash. Now, I would ask you this, Barbie and everybody, obviously, at what point do y' all start throwing away them type of products? So toothpaste. When is. You know what I'm saying? When is it too much? I get all the squeeze out of here.

[Bishop B]

I can't. When I can't roll it like a doobie, then it's just.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. I'm. Yeah. I've lived far. I live past that. If I gotta roll it up, it's just not meant for me.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, yeah.

[DJ Wells]

If I can't just squeeze it. Pause. That sound crazy. But if I can't just. And it come out, I don't know how.

[Bishop B]

Bro, we're talking about too faced.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, but y' all see, it all sound crazy. Don't stop me. And then it's Barbie talking.

[Bishop B]

Nah, it got it. That has to be gone, bro. The dish detergent has to be gone. The only thing that I. When it's halfway that I rebuy is like, laundry detergent.

[DJ Wells]

I ain't wash.

[Bishop B]

I don't play about laundry detergent.

[DJ Wells]

I ain't washed dishes in so long. I ain't gonna lie to y'.

[Barbie]

All.

[DJ Wells]

Damn.

[Bishop B]

I got kids, so I haven't either.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. I ain't washed dishes. Got you put them to work.

[Bishop B]

Oh, yeah. My kids, they start early. Everything starts at 5 years old.

[DJ Wells]

Take the trash. Bring the trash cans at one time.

[Bishop B]

Yeah. You don't wash it. Well, I mean, respect, bro. I'm gonna get.

[DJ Wells]

I mean, I wash my clothes.

[Bishop B]

If I cook, I'm gonna wash behind myself.

[DJ Wells]

But I'll rinse it off.

[Bishop B]

You just put it in there. You're. You're pitiful. You take the time out to rinse it off. You could have just hit the plate, bro.

[DJ Wells]

And you know, man, way my house is set up.

[Barbie]

Up.

[DJ Wells]

You know, some people run around there, some people run it.

[Bishop B]

Oh, oh.

[DJ Wells]

Respect.

[Bishop B]

So you trying to say I'm a little confused at bo.

[DJ Wells]

No, I'm just saying how you feel like this?

[Bishop B]

Should a man wash dishes, Barbie?

[Barbie]

No, I feel like the woman should if the house. If he's taking care of the house. I can wash the dishes, cook, clean.

[DJ Wells]

Shut the up n. It's really. Cuz I'll be honest. She really just don't trust my. My dishwasher hands. I see Orion wash dishes and she still rewash them.

[Bishop B]

I understand. So I'm not.

[DJ Wells]

I'm not even gonna start washing them. I'm just gonna like. I'll rinse them off for you. I'll let you.

[Bishop B]

So you basically don't do in the house?

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, I. I do everything.

[Bishop B]

I mean does she put the toothpaste on the. On the toothbrush for you?

[DJ Wells]

Sometimes. Depending how early I get up.

[Bishop B]

Damn.

[DJ Wells]

I'm. Now y' all know I must say talk your. I be doing that teamwork at home.

[Bishop B]

Eddie Murphy.

[DJ Wells]

I wish. Hell no. I'm too. I. I couldn't be like that.

[Bishop B]

Do you wash your own clothes?

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

Okay.

[DJ Wells]

I'm surprised cuz I. I wash clothes every single day.

[Bishop B]

That's crazy.

[DJ Wells]

I believe that I do cuz I. I got some laundry. You can't put hoop clothes in a basket, bro.

[Bishop B]

I know, bro, but that's just so wasteful, bro. You. You damn near can, bro.

[DJ Wells]

You cannot put workout clothes in the basket.

[Bishop B]

Will you sweat like a slave life.

[DJ Wells]

I go hard. There's no way you put that workout.

[Bishop B]

You walk around and you're.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, I get hot.

[Bishop B]

Jesus Christ.

[DJ Wells]

I get hot.

[Bishop B]

I get pores is.

[DJ Wells]

I get hot. I'm hot right now. Yeah. This ducking on The Lind. This 17 sweater.

[Bishop B]

What did you think it was a hoodie Christmas sweater?

[DJ Wells]

No, but like you can't wear. You can't keep hoop clothes enough.

[Bishop B]

Washing clothes like how, bro, that's wasteful.

[DJ Wells]

No, cuz you got to think how many times, how many pairs of hoop clothes you want to wear a week.

[Bishop B]

Well, it depends. If you hoop three times a week, I'm just. You going to wash at the end of the week with them draws and in there?

[DJ Wells]

Bro, I wash my hoop clothes with my. That T shirt might stand up. Yeah. You wait seven days for that T shirt. It is done.

[Bishop B]

T shirt get hard like a wash ring, bro. You need to go to the.

[DJ Wells]

You don't go hard enough, bro.

[Bishop B]

You need to go to the doctor, bro.

[DJ Wells]

You know how hard you sweat when you hoop?

[Bishop B]

Yeah, bro. I used to play.

[DJ Wells]

Never mind.

[Bishop B]

But a week. I'm washing my. At the end of the week. I'm not gonna wash clothes every day, bro. You know how much dish deter. I mean laundry detergent. You're wasting that's insane.

[DJ Wells]

I'm not wasting it.

[Bishop B]

What are you putting in the washer?

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, socks, tights, hoop shirt, shorts.

[Bishop B]

Oh, my mama. You couldn't live in my house with my mama. You using no motherfucking dishwasher. I mean, laundry detergent for that. Oh, you getting your ass whooped.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

You didn't do that at home.

[DJ Wells]

I bought my own. But we had pipe. I went to school, so they washed our stuff.

[Bishop B]

I mean, respect, bro, but you can't leave. DJ plays basketball, bro. You washing your clothes every time you get done.

[DJ Wells]

Not every time, but at least twice a week, bro. Maybe three. And I got a kid too, that kids clothes. You know that, bro, kids clothes just be accumulating. It be bullshit. You can't. You can't. I work out too hard and I don't like. Like keep building up. Like, more workout clothes. Like, I'll just keep wearing the same ones.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, shit. Shout out to Adidas, boy. We got a plethora now. Yeah, I got a lot of workouts, but, like, why I wanna keep using up new T shirts?

[Bishop B]

Respect.

[DJ Wells]

I let you know. Y' all see my T shirts. I rear that motherfucker to the fifth. Get your money's worth, King. Now, before we get off the subject, I saw that somebody online was cutting open the lotion bottle to get the last. Is that the trenches? That's how the.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, that's the trenches. You really just fight.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. If I got circles on your hand, if I got to cut it open to get. Yeah, I need.

[Bishop B]

Bro, you hit that like a pack of cigarettes. You just get in there. Depend on how long your finger is. You finish them out, bro. Listen, you a never got in there.

[DJ Wells]

Yep. Might go ahead and play the next video here, brother. I'm just going to buy some more lotion. Yeah. I am damn near 40 years old. I work too hard to be tapping lotion and just go.

[Bishop B]

Sometimes cvs, bro, sometimes you got to leave and put lotion on, bro.

[Barbie]

Yeah, stock of stuff, like multiple lotions.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, I do. I always just buy the biggest of everything too, though.

[DJ Wells]

I mean, all my travel bags. I got a whole bunch of everything, like deodorants and all that stuff.

[Bishop B]

But yeah, I bought me the big thing of use for an intensive skin.

[DJ Wells]

Damn. Now shout out to everybody's holidays that watching.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, bro. They used to have a. What that called when you. When your body look like oatmeal X, huh? Yeah. Respect.

[DJ Wells]

All right, look, I. Oatmeal's crazy. Oh, now listen. Hope everybody has a good holiday but these people right here, clearly their Christmas did not go the best. But go ahead, load it up.

[Bishop B]

Yeah. It's still 520 in this. Y' all better believe it.

[DJ Wells]

5, 2B. Damn, they fight. Yeah. I want to know what made her so mad that she had to smack a with a pot of green beans. What escalated to this point, that's the.

[Bishop B]

End of why did I get married when that dropped that news on everybody.

[DJ Wells]

Ain't nothing that's serious.

[Bishop B]

That happened in my life.

[DJ Wells]

You hit me with Hawaiian Punch. It's out of pocket.

[Bishop B]

That happened in my family before. It was just at a barbecue, though. It was outside.

[Barbie]

Up.

[DJ Wells]

Fight on Christmas is crazy. All right. What's worse since we hear the Topeka Juice or Hawaiian Punch.

[Bishop B]

Hawaiian punch.

[DJ Wells]

Hawaiian Punch.

[Bishop B]

1000% Tico is legendary.

[DJ Wells]

That was so the orange, the red.

[Bishop B]

And the green going smoke.

[DJ Wells]

I couldn't.

[Bishop B]

I still bust a 10 pico out today.

[DJ Wells]

I couldn't drink after. I. I mean, I couldn't breathe after I drank either one of them. I ain't going to lie. I used to be tired drinking Hawaiian Punch. I don't care how long you put in the refrigerator, it's never cold.

[Bishop B]

It is.

[Barbie]

That's the only way I can drink a wine Punch.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

I used to breathe in the can is guns.

[DJ Wells]

I have not seen a can of Hawaiian Punch in a long time. Breathe hard, drink.

[Bishop B]

You probably need to go to the hospital. Green or blue Hawaiian Punch. Cold is crazy.

[DJ Wells]

Respect the Hawaiian Punch. But I'm nothing, man. Ted Pico me for sure that red something.

[Bishop B]

And then you got a fire. If you got some cold blue fruit punch. I mean, Hawaiian Punch, I'm something, bro. Bro. Tampico for sure. I'mma still pour.

[DJ Wells]

I ain't trying to mess up nothing. If Hawaiian Punch want to send us something, bro, they change our mind. It's been a while, boy.

[Bishop B]

Tampico definitely ain't with us.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bishop B]

I used to miss the make.

[DJ Wells]

You want to drink something else, right? I swear to God. Hawaiian Punch.

[Bishop B]

Make you Tampico. Carlos Rossi and Hennessy.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, I'm not doing that. The Rossi. That sound like this sangria. I'm rolling.

[Bishop B]

Carlos. Two shots to Carlos Rossi. About two. Two shots of Hennessy and Tampico orange. Boy. Since you do that. Cause it's so thick.

[DJ Wells]

Sound like a headache. It's gonna be the only drink you need for tonight.

[Bishop B]

Nah, it's just so thick. You ain't gonna really be able to, like, taste the liquor, but you gonna feel it.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. Yeah. Talking about breathing Hard. You will breathe hard after that beverage.

[Bishop B]

I swear to God, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Bro. I swear to God. I remember. Next week we eat that.

[Bishop B]

Y' all don't do no shit from your childhood. Y' all don't drink bullshit juices. Y' all don't eat bullshit food.

[DJ Wells]

I smacked the fuck out of Capri sun today.

[Bishop B]

Hey, like, don't eat pizza roll no more?

[DJ Wells]

No, Ate a pizza roll. No, no. I had a pizza in a long time.

[Bishop B]

Oh, God. I used to get the little box. 15 count ranch hot sauce. Shake it up.

[DJ Wells]

Do y' all put them in the oven or do y' all put them in the microwave?

[Bishop B]

I do both. Three minutes.

[DJ Wells]

Air fry. Yes. You can air fry them hoes for sure.

[Bishop B]

At 40 years old, you drop them in the grease.

[Barbie]

That's what I'm saying.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, I ain't put them in the grease, but I put them in the.

[Bishop B]

Oven with some Italian seasoning and oregano.

[DJ Wells]

Why would y' all ever drink my. Why would y' all drinking a Capri Sun? They don't even quench your thirsty thirst. First of all, you would never disrespect one of the best beverages ever made.

[Bishop B]

Oh, God.

[DJ Wells]

Pacific cool. You be smoke every day. You be mad as you can't even get your thirst quick. It goes so fast. You're supposed to grab two. You're not supposed to just have one. Wild cherry. I'm rolling to the wild cherry. Don't get y' all grown ass.

[Bishop B]

Only thing I can't do, the little. The little pouches, the little Kool Aid jammers. Yeah, I can't do that.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, that's a big mommy arm. Yeah, that Kool Aid jammer gonna get you up out of there, boy.

[Bishop B]

Okay.

[DJ Wells]

That Kool Aid jamber tastes like this.

[Bishop B]

This I still eat me a. A chicken noodle, beef noodle or oriental noodle?

[DJ Wells]

Hell, no. Yeah, the ramen.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

I never been the biggest ramens person, but I. I'll tap in.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Now every now and then. What's that season that we used to put on orange? L. What was that? That Tony's. That was a Tony. Tony's Italian. That green. That's the green. The green with the. On there.

[Bishop B]

That's. That's.

[DJ Wells]

That's a legendary season.

[Bishop B]

Damn. I forgot what kind of season that. That is.

[DJ Wells]

Italia.

[Bishop B]

It ain't. It's cre.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, that CRE season. Yeah. Used to put that little creo on there. Tony's going everything. Yeah. Throw a little bit of that on there, definitely. But I ain't eating.

[Bishop B]

That's my favorite one.

[DJ Wells]

My roommate used to. That right there. Put the Tony Tostino's pizza. Oh, God, bro, he got high blood pressure now, man. Blood pressure, man, that ain't funny now.

[Bishop B]

I never could do the Tostinos pizza. What?

[DJ Wells]

I always did the joro. You couldn't put it on the. You gotta. You know what I'm saying? Raw dog. You could put it on the train. Told you I eat the jorno. IO was 15. See, my problem with jorno is it was more than Papa John's, bro. Yeah, I respect, bro.

[Bishop B]

It was pretty good, though. It was.

[DJ Wells]

It was. I ain't going to lie, shout to my Louis to obey the Jordo pizzas.

[Bishop B]

Cuz them was fire the pepperoni joints.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. Come on, talk to me.

[Bishop B]

Them used to bust, which I got it, man. Don't ever forget y childhood N. I'm.

[DJ Wells]

Still tapped in, bro.

[Bishop B]

I still eat everything.

[DJ Wells]

I ain't going no Capri sun, though.

[Bishop B]

I do. I do the rallies. I do the Taco Bell.

[DJ Wells]

You know what was crazy about my childhood? I remember one year I didn't drink water.

[Bishop B]

That's probably why you was breathing hard after a Hawaiian Punch.

[DJ Wells]

It was a real year, bro. Y' all remember Kyle told y' all that I did not drink water. Kyle Corver.

[Bishop B]

Oh, yeah.

[DJ Wells]

It was so nasty to me, bro. Like a. Give me some water, bro. I felt disrespected.

[Bishop B]

How was you functioning the gator rays?

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, I would drink juice all day. Gatorade juice.

[Bishop B]

Damn, bro. Your body was.

[DJ Wells]

Probably.

[Bishop B]

That makes a lot of sense, bro.

[DJ Wells]

That you want the coldest ever to hoop in the league, make the All Star team and have no water.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, but you didn't do a lot of for no reason. Like, a lot of still hydrated. I'm saying a lot of was on you, bro.

[DJ Wells]

I just didn't like water.

[Bishop B]

You just made a lot of bad choices. Not drinking part water for a whole year. And you a NBA athlete is crazy, Jeff. Yeah, I was a rock that needed an IV after every game.

[DJ Wells]

Nah, nigga, I drank enough Gatorade that I ain't even IV. I was hella. I have a pause.

[Bishop B]

Your crib stayed flooded with them.

[DJ Wells]

I had so much Gatorade.

[Bishop B]

That's a fact.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, until I realized what get like, no disrespect to Gatorade, but, like, you need water. Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? Like, that's an additive after you. You know what I'm saying? Hoop out.

[Bishop B]

But.

[DJ Wells]

But Gatorade turn us up. But I ain't going to lie. I still need some more Gatorade because I still want to drink that shit every day. Little bit G2, you know what I'm saying? We ain't trying to watch our weight over here, bro. I ran out of Gatorade. Still my favorite drink of all time. Like, yeah, I take a Gatorade over anything. Best Gatorade flavor blue. They got this new. Like, it ain't red. It's like pink. Pinkish. What's it called? I don't know. It's a new pink one. Like fierce pink. I don't know. I bought it the other day at the gas station. I think it might be strawberry. Like a fierce strawberry one. Fucking with it heat, bro. I ain't gonna lie.

[Bishop B]

Speak. Since we on food and drink, have y' all had the cotton candy grapes?

[DJ Wells]

Yes, Elite.

[Bishop B]

Whoa.

[DJ Wells]

They put them holes in the freezer. I ate them for three years straight, cuz Elite, like I was addicted. They told me they were seasonal. I was mad. Oh, they lied to you, brother. They was like, they're seasonal.

[Bishop B]

Oh, you can get them everywhere all the time.

[DJ Wells]

You go to Whole Foods and get them year round, brother. You can go to Trader Joe's, get them a year round, brother. Yeah, them was fire them cotton candy grapes, put em in the freezer, you know what I'm saying?

[Bishop B]

That almost made me think about a.it.

[DJ Wells]

I'm trying to figure out though, how do you make them taste like cotton.

[Bishop B]

Candy cuz they not real. Yeah, they're not real.

[DJ Wells]

Gmo, that's what they are.

[Bishop B]

Yeah. That ain't a grape, cuz. That's a piece of candy for real.

[DJ Wells]

Kill me. Yeah. Ivan Drago, rub me a whole box in the H. For sure. If I die, I die.

[Bishop B]

Yeah. I'm not tripping on that Barbie. What's some hood that you still tap in with?

[Barbie]

Cuz I never really ate. Like, I didn't eat a lot of it.

[DJ Wells]

He only did it. Oh, damn, that's good. She always make it hood though. I just about to say D, your family's doing well, man. She said well. Food Steps took care of all that. I ain't mad at all.

[Barbie]

These had six kids. We had a thousand dollars worth of food steps.

[Bishop B]

Damn.

[DJ Wells]

Oh yeah, that pantry was full. How many, how many girls? How many boys?

[Barbie]

I'm the only girl.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, damn your brother about whoop ass.

[Bishop B]

Damn.

[DJ Wells]

You couldn't date nobody.

[Bishop B]

I'm no this a damn by a long shot.

[DJ Wells]

Used to come up and be like, what up, little bro? They doing your brothers like that trying the game. Trying to play the game. Hey, be quiet for me. I give you five. Sister about to go back here and just talk a little bit. Oh.

[Barbie]

Oh, hell no.

[DJ Wells]

See, my older brother, I was a, hey, bro, get some money. I'm like, make it a 10, brother. I be in the back room. Make it a ten. That was me. My sister was like that. He about to come give me $10.

[Barbie]

I'm telling dad taking with me on Valentine's Day one year one of my bro.

[Bishop B]

Them.

[DJ Wells]

That's why. Oh, that's fine. Oh, y had to double date. That's fire.

[Bishop B]

Well, at least y' all people had class. My brother be clapping something. I'm just playing the game. I just. That's what she supposed to sound like. Respect.

[DJ Wells]

See, I had. I went in there and I got a story about my older sister, Sl. Cousin Kana. Y' all know her. Her husband now, they was dating in high school. You know, he trying to be. What's up, man? How you doing, Little. I'm like, what are you coming over here for?

[Bishop B]

You know why I'm here.

[DJ Wells]

I know why you're here. He's sneaking in, and he get to talking a little. I'm throwing pool balls at this firing them. True story. You guys fire. Shout out to my brother, man. I was throwing pool balls this, and you can't do nothing to me. I'm like, six, seven, seven. You can't hit me. Yes, I can. You can't do. What can you do to a. That ain't you throwing a pool at me. That was like. That look like Mary J. I'm firing pool balls at this.

[Bishop B]

Boom, boom, boom.

[DJ Wells]

And he can't do nothing, bro.

[Bishop B]

That's crazy, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to him, man. He's still my homie to this day, bro. Hey, I ain't gonna lie. Shout out to gang, bro. Every time I see him, he got some 520 merch on.

[Bishop B]

They locked down. You can't stop the rain.

[DJ Wells]

Probably still got done.

[Bishop B]

You can't stop the rain. Well, at least they was respectful, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

Hearing your brother crack something, bro. You own the Nintendo. It's just. It's. It's rough. Shout out to granny House, man.

[DJ Wells]

And it's funny because yo yo was a little bit older. My brother's 10 years older than me, so, like, he was 16. I'm 6, so.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, my cousin was, like, grown, though. Yeah, my cousin Chris, they was wild, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Like, my sisters was like, oh, like five, six older than me. So when I was 10.

[Bishop B]

You was a hater 15, 16.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, yeah, he was a hater earlier. I've been a hater. Even Malcolm, dad, he used to come over. He malk. Dad had Alexis. I was the little brother, nigga. I see I'll be looking out the window when somebody pulled up. Is that I see that Lexus. Dundra, where you going? Give me some money. Or I'm telling. Because she be sneaking out the back one dog, where you going? I'm telling, I'm telling. Boy, you can watch wrestling all tomorrow.

[Tim]

Leave me alone.

[DJ Wells]

I was like, you're not gonna change the channel. Not one time, I swear I ain't gonna change the channel. Hey, wwe, Y' all gotta tap in my rich family. Do anything but wrestling. Swear you're not going to change the channel Sunday night.

[Tim]

He.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, my God. She used to be pissed. Bt be on. I'll be like, no, we got to watch the whole thing where I'm telling, like, how.

[Bishop B]

How many TVs did y' all have?

[DJ Wells]

One, obviously. If I'm arguing about that, I'm over.

[Bishop B]

Here thinking, like, shut your.

[DJ Wells]

We had one T TV with, like, cable.

[Bishop B]

What did the other ones do?

[DJ Wells]

They just had, like. You could just plug them in and, like, the box would come on.

[Barbie]

On.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to the box. You can watch the box. You can watch. She said pbs. Pbs. Kids shout to Arthur. Classic.

[Bishop B]

Damn, bro. Yeah, y. You had to make it, bro. My had to make it. Every time you have a flashback, of.

[Barbie]

Course, everybody had their own.

[DJ Wells]

Y'. All.

[Bishop B]

Of course.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, that's crazy. All right, respect.

[Bishop B]

Having one TV that work in the crib.

[DJ Wells]

And they work.

[Bishop B]

It's just people in that downstairs, baby.

[DJ Wells]

All you can do is watch DVDs. Did you have cable your whole life?

[Bishop B]

Yes.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, yeah. We didn't have cable in the crib, so I was like, late. Middle school, high school. But my granddaddy in Atlanta, he always had it.

[Bishop B]

You didn't have cable till high school?

[DJ Wells]

No, not the crib. No, we had k. We just had one tv. We could have table. Man, I was outside, bro. I was trying to hoo outside, too.

[Bishop B]

But when I. I had to come in the house at some point.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, that's a fact. But, you know, up new shows that I used to tap in. I was on the game. Yeah, what's the wb? It was on four used to come on.

[Bishop B]

Don't come on, bro. I was in my room casino the whole time.

[Tim]

Hey, Jason. Tim Fear. The NBA on prime is back tomorrow with another action packed double Head. Better. The night starts with Jalen Brown and The Celtics going toe to toe with Pascal Siakam and the Pacers. Then James Harden and the Clippers face Drew Holiday and the Blazers. If you're not a Prime member, just sign up for a 30 day free trial. The Celtics and Pacers, the Clippers and Blazers Coverage starts at 7pm Eastern only on Prime. Restrictions apply. See Amazon.com Amazon prime for details.

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[Bishop B]

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[Colin]

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[Barbie]

You.

[Bishop B]

Younger than us and you could bootleg cable, nigga from your neighbors.

[Barbie]

He had bootlegged that.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, you can always lock in next.

[DJ Wells]

Door on 46 of high school. My neighbors do not have.

[Bishop B]

You had cable your whole life. We went to a little center.

[DJ Wells]

We didn't have TV at all.

[Bishop B]

But you got a dark past.

[DJ Wells]

You had no TV in your house. Y' all was just reading the Bible.

[Bishop B]

So what your what your dad do sell them? What y do with the ones I.

[DJ Wells]

Had.

[Bishop B]

He has for man, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's out.

[Bishop B]

I really got a new respect for y', all, bro. Law is dark.

[DJ Wells]

That is not dark.

[Bishop B]

Had TV for two years, bro. He didn't have no, no, he don't know.

[DJ Wells]

He don't know what's going on in the world.

[Bishop B]

Didn't have no outlet.

[DJ Wells]

Everybody at school talk about, did you watch out of the Box last night?

[Bishop B]

Oh, okay.

[DJ Wells]

Like, did you watch Pokemon last night? He's like, what's that? My did not see the Parkers. He never seen Pokemon. His friends playing with the cars. He like, what is that?

[Bishop B]

Like, leave me alone. My dad just sold my tv.

[DJ Wells]

I'm put that spot on Big M. Man shout out to my dog, hey.

[Bishop B]

That'S some real punishment, bro.

[DJ Wells]

That sound like me when I first went the guy in I got. I grew. We My mom and dad lost their jobs, and I grew so I couldn't fit under my shoes. I'm so. I had to tell everybody that I used to have those. I used to be like, I swear, the guy used to get all the Jordans. Used to be like, I didn't see you with These same shoes. It's the truth. Like, I ain't got.

[Bishop B]

We tell our truth over here, bro. I with y', all, bro.

[DJ Wells]

As soon as I with the guy that got fired.

[Bishop B]

Dj. That one surprised me, though. You know, having cable to high school, bro. That's.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, bro.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, you y' all niggas imagination is amazing.

[DJ Wells]

I had a TV one. I had cable on one. I was cool.

[Bishop B]

Damn.

[DJ Wells]

We just had to fight over it, huh? Yeah, Y respect that. Want to spend night? Everybody house. Oh, that was the worst friend to have. You have company. I was that. Yo mama make you go house every weekend? Cause no disrespect to my mama. She ain't make breakfast, right? But Philip mama. Hey, get some cereal. Yeah. How you live?

[Bishop B]

Respect.

[DJ Wells]

Hey, but Philip, mama made breakfast every day by you. She got 15 brothers and sisters over there still. Yeah. I used to slide shout out to Lou. We used to be scared to eat when his, like, people would come over, like, his aunties and. Yeah, yeah, they be looking at us like we doing something wrong, cuz we was eating. Like, why the y' all eating, bro?

[Bishop B]

That's insane.

[DJ Wells]

Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Shout out to my. That's what my mom.

[Bishop B]

Everybody came to my house, too, though.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, My mom always cook. I mean, we eat our stuff. My mom was D7 week. Seven days in a week. My mom was going to cook five for sure. At least my mama had two days in her. That's about it.

[Bishop B]

Damn, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Mom Duke was in the laugh for sure.

[Bishop B]

I'm proud of y', all, bro. Y' all made something out of nothing. For real, though.

[DJ Wells]

He's fine. No, real cable wasn't that big of a deal, bro.

[Bishop B]

Bro. Yes, the.

[DJ Wells]

It was. The box was enough for me, bro. They played the same 22 videos over and over. I started knowing them by order because.

[Bishop B]

I'm like, now I'm really thinking, like, how was y' all watching Martin with me and Fresh Prince and stuff?

[DJ Wells]

We had one tv, our whole family. But them shows wasn't on cable then, though. It was a syndicated show, so that.

[Bishop B]

Was sat down as a no.

[DJ Wells]

Martin was on hbo. Yeah, well, yeah, but, like, freshman shit was on regular syndicate tv. Yeah, damn.

[Barbie]

But y' all didn't pull up like our family used to have. We all get together and watch certain stuff.

[DJ Wells]

I mean, that's how we watch Martin. Our whole family would sit downstairs and watch Martin.

[Barbie]

We'll go to our granny house and watch certain shows when they drop. Like, that's fun. Family, family.

[DJ Wells]

Like, I guess that's why Me and my brothers and sisters were so cool because we had to sit in that. That's why we was fighting about wrestling and.

[Bishop B]

But, I mean, that's a good family bonding. That's the reason being. The reason why we got a bond. It's. It's kind of forced.

[DJ Wells]

Like, once my sisters and them moved out, out, it was different. Like, we end up having, like, cable in your room, and there it is. Yeah. But I think I was 15. You know what I mean?

[Bishop B]

On your way out of there. Basketball was intense at that point.

[DJ Wells]

Playing basketball every weekend and having sex the rest of the time. You know what's crazy? She got better. She got much better. It's just the truth. You know, when you get older, you realize, like, your parents, like, they had a little kids in the house. You got, like, a different level of respect for, like, I provided for everybody. Like, that shouldn't have been perfect, but provided for everybody. Like, everybody got on with their life and they wasn't messed up. Scar. Y' all had to figure that out, but had a great start. I always say. I gave a lot of love to my pops. I'm like, boy, you should do everybody Christmas like this. You are a soldier. Oh, God.

[Bishop B]

For sure.

[DJ Wells]

I used to think, like, at 32, my dad had six kids. Basically, I'm like, God damn. Like, I was 32. I was trying to go outside. Yeah. I'm asking even my homeboys that had kids tell them baby mama to get them. We about to go to the club.

[Bishop B]

Damn. That's true, though.

[DJ Wells]

Six kids is crazy, bruh.

[Bishop B]

32, my dad had. He had eight. No, he had nine.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, yeah. Some of them ain't gonna have a daddy. Somebody gonna have a real. Or somebody gonna go to league, Bro. That's crazy. Somebody gonna be first ballot in this. Cause I ain't got time for eight, cuz. Think about that, bro. I'm like, damn. Having Christmas for eight, six kids, bro. That's crazy. N. I respect, man. Shit's crazy. I figured out here. Mike, please play these couple videos. This is funny, man. They. They up this old lady house, man, she had a Christmas decoration. Y' all decorate your house. Ornaments and around the stock, it went from Christmas. Sorry, Grams. Air fried to cream. My mom to this day still go crazy with the. The decoration stuff on the house. But that ain't gonna be me, man. I ain't get out there no lighter.

[Bishop B]

She light up the whole block. They do everything, make sure I'm gonna.

[DJ Wells]

Have lights and inside Christmas, but they turn into creamy shits and Then this is a. No, I'm saying I don't know where this is at, but this is one of the most low budget Christmas sprays I've ever seen.

[Bishop B]

See.

[DJ Wells]

Somebody said, look at Garfield. Garfield pregnant.

[Bishop B]

Who are they? Where is that at?

[DJ Wells]

That's Fort Wayne for sure. Elsa got Josh Hart braids.

[Bishop B]

No, that's insane.

[DJ Wells]

That's not a parade. There's a lot of out of work doing.

[Bishop B]

Y' all put a tree up.

[DJ Wells]

Nah, this year we didn't do a tree. We did something a little bit non traditional because I have no space. I had way too much. But we, we dedicated a whole corner to like, Christmas, so it looked like a tree with. Ain't no tree up.

[Bishop B]

Oh, respect.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. Nah, it's too many gifts. I ain't gonna lie. I ain't got no tree.

[Bishop B]

Damn. No tree. Well, you just move, bro. We threw a tree up.

[Barbie]

Of course. Yeah, bro, it's barely decorated. I never finished decorating it, but. But it's enough for now.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, sure. Put together a Christmas corner. It's fire as hell. But I was like, hey, I. I ain't going to lie. We had a tree last year. She decorated. Well, we had no space. I threw that out. She went to look like, where the Christmas tree at? I just left the house. I didn't have no space to put it. So I was just like. I thought I was moving. Anyway, this tree, I'm out next year.

[Bishop B]

Like the tree.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, mean, it was fire, too. You put a tree on. How many gifts you got on your tree right now? Your kids. Don't your kids believe in Santa Claus too? Ah, never mind. Oh, that's. That's fire. Shout out to my dog, man.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, that's.

[Bishop B]

That's how my youngest is.

[DJ Wells]

Ah, yeah. Baby girl still tapped in.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, bro, I ain't trying to ruin it. We. I already talk all day.

[DJ Wells]

Broom. We found El in the drawer. Yeah, he was shook.

[Colin]

He hiding.

[Barbie]

He was taking a nap.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, he was hiding the AI video. Like him getting up and running up the chimney. Yeah, like he like. Oh, crazy.

[Bishop B]

He probably did.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. Hey, that's a real parent. If you make a AI video to confuse your kids a lot.

[Bishop B]

I ain't that locked in.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, cuz, how? I wouldn't even know where to start.

[Barbie]

Yard.

[Bishop B]

The elf on the shelf. I was over there a couple years ago when I stepped on that. I about hollered. I threw that in the yard.

[DJ Wells]

I would. I would have told him right then and there, man, this.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, man, you gotta move that every day.

[DJ Wells]

Bro, I'm not that committed, man. I respect it, though.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, yo, yo. You told your little man's like, hey, Christmas on me.

[Barbie]

No, actually, after I left here potting with y', all, I was like, let.

[DJ Wells]

Me see if he.

[Barbie]

Because he's never said nothing about Santa. He's just always telling me what he wants want. So I was started talking to him about Santa Claus, son. Guess now he believes smart. So he like, I told my dad what I want for Christmas.

[DJ Wells]

I told you what I want. Oh, it's over with. Yeah, it's over with. These kids got iPads now. They gonna go, is Santa Claus real?

[Bishop B]

N for sure.

[DJ Wells]

You're a liar, dad. It's gonna say Santa Claus is not actually real. Santa Claus is known as a gna. Start telling the whole fact.

[Barbie]

Ask me so many questions. I'm like, bro, I don't know.

[DJ Wells]

Like, that picture said, Santa Claus dead this year. You ain't getting. Yeah, that said I had to tell my family Santa Claus got killed, but I'm broke as. That's crazy.

[Bishop B]

Shout out to all the Jehovah Witnesses, though. Hope y he good.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. Respect, man. Everybody, before we get out of here, be here.

[Bishop B]

Shout out to my k. I know you ain't getting that. Been a jehovah witness for 38 years.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, man. Damn. This girl love Christmas. He don't get a birthday gift.

[Bishop B]

He don't get. My boy got to lock in.

[DJ Wells]

He don't get a birthday gift to get a Christmas gift.

[Bishop B]

Nothing. Bro.

[DJ Wells]

Bro. My neighbor Cross street was drove me. I was like, you want to come to birth? We don't celebrate that. I said, it ain't your birthday. It's mine. Come up the. You want have a tongue that gotta suck, bro, you can't even go to a birthday party.

[Bishop B]

A car used to pull up to. But it. It's just. Bro, it's strict, though. His mom and dad was stern on.

[DJ Wells]

That shout out to the presenters.

[Bishop B]

I used to tell. I used to tell his parents, I swear to God, my daddy will beat your ass if you over here trying to go against the grain, bro. Like, I love you to death, bro.

[DJ Wells]

I would. Never mind. I ain't gonna disrespect nobody. I a. But I'm just saying I be mad like, oh, everybody come back to school.

[Bishop B]

Yes.

[DJ Wells]

They have to do something.

[Bishop B]

Oh, they don't.

[DJ Wells]

Bro. You don't think they just give them, like, hey, school clothes or something? Not say, it's a gift, but.

[Bishop B]

But see, luckily for him, bro, like, big Kurt had money, so they Was cool. He had it. Didn't they just don't celebrate nothing.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, yeah. They just get you close because you getting close now.

[Bishop B]

Being a poor Jehovah Witness, that's a double whammy.

[DJ Wells]

I mean, that might be the gateway, though, you know what I'm saying? We ain't got no money this year. We gonna go a different path.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, like being a homeless Jehovah Witness, it's like.

[DJ Wells]

Like, come on, bro, I'm.

[Bishop B]

I'm locked in too much now. Now I'm cursed.

[DJ Wells]

I ain't going to lie. And my paper that up. I said I gotta get a new religion. I. You gota figured out.

[Bishop B]

We got.

[DJ Wells]

That's what Mikey do. Did not that. Y. Mike, Jack. Mike, Jack. Mike, Jack, Mike, Jack. It was too many of them like that. Yeah, we got. We gotta switch it up for sure. I forgot.

[Bishop B]

Hey, you know what's so up about Joe, though? They was Jehovah Witness and Joe still made them sing Christmas carols.

[DJ Wells]

Trying to figure out how to get this money by tomorrow, they said. They said sing it like this. Jingle Bells. We don't believe it, though. Hey, sound good.

[Bishop B]

Had me up.

[DJ Wells]

You go sing where it's alternative. Did you see Ben Simmons? He's put on. On a hold on his NBA career to pursue proficient, bro.

[Bishop B]

He is not putting a hold on his NBA career. The NBA put a hold on him.

[DJ Wells]

That's hard.

[Bishop B]

Let's get that clear right now. Freeman, he's enjoying the fruits of his labor.

[DJ Wells]

He's about to be a professor that.

[Bishop B]

Made $200 million in the NBA. He is. Okay, yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out.

[Bishop B]

It is.

[DJ Wells]

That's him with the gray beard. Is that gray beard? No, that's bro. For sure, man. Listen, shout out to everybody, man, I hope y' all enjoy your holidays. Whoever choose to celebrate, man, NBA schedule, NFL schedule, man, hope y'.

[Barbie]

All.

[DJ Wells]

Y' all find time to tap in. For sure, man. We appreciate y'. All. Happy holidays. Be here before we got here. Tell people they can grab some merch.

[Bishop B]

Shopclub520.com baby.

[DJ Wells]

Come on, man. Shout out to the good people who helped make this episode possible, man. Shout out to Freaky Ray, man. The good people up there holding us down, rapping be. I mean, excuse me, TD Car. Shout out to Stockx, man, holding us down for show three stripes. Shout out to Adidas, man, showing love. We tapped in. You know what's going on. Last but certain, not least, man, shout out to the good people over there at Boost Mobile. You know the vibes. We appreciate y' all. We'll catch y' all next time. Merry Christmas.

[Barbie]

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[Bishop B]

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What a matchup we got y'.

[Bishop B]

All.

[Coca Cola Announcer]

This is that classic HBCU vibe. Non stop action. The band is rocking and the crowd lit Chance echo drum beat Everybody showing that school proposal game like this. Yeah, it calls for an ice cold Coca Cola. Ah, crisp and refreshing. That's a game changer right there. Yeah, that taste always hits the right note. Just like the band at halftime. And just like that, we're back at it. Passionate fans, school colors everywhere and an ice cold Coca Cola. That's a winning combo no matter the sport, no matter the yard. Everybody knows fan work is thirsty work so grab a Coca Cola and keep that HBCU pride going.

[Colin]

Everybody has goals and every goal starts with an assist, whether it's on the field or off. That's why Halion is teaming up with US Soccer to launch for the Assist. It's a new campaign that celebrates those everyday acts of support that help people achieve their goals. As the makers of trusted brands like Advil, Centrum, Tum, Sensodyne and Voltaren, Halion knows how to support everyday wellness goals. To learn more, go to halionassist.com on Fox 1.

[DJ Wells]

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[Barbie]

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