It's 5:20 Somewhere - Barbee Sits Down With Jennifer Magley

Summary

Club 520 Podcast – "It's 5:20 Somewhere – Barbee Sits Down With Jennifer Magley"

Release Date: May 20, 2026
Hosts: Barbie, Trop, Kiki, and Milk
Podcast: Club 520 by iHeartPodcasts and The Volume

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Episode Overview

This laugh-out-loud, unfiltered Mother's Day-themed episode of "It's 5:20 Somewhere" features Barbie and her co-hosts Kiki, Trop, and Milk, diving into the chaos and humor of motherhood, family, relationships with generational twists, and viral moments of parenthood. In the spirit of Club 520, the conversation (occasionally risqué) flows between real-life stories, internet drama, family traditions, and the never-ending art of keeping it real as women, mothers, and friends.

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Major Discussion Points & Insights

Setting the Tone: Drinks, Fits & Vibes

• Opening Toast & Vibe Check [04:09–05:14]
  • The hosts describe their floral tequila cocktail, brainstorming names like "Mamma Mia" for their late Mother's Day celebration.
  • Barbie toasts: “I’m giving y’ all y’ all flowers.”
• Mother's Day Love [06:48–08:11]
  • All hosts send love to mothers (especially Black women).
  • Barbie: “The black woman created the world... whether you have a child or not, girl, you are Mother Earth.”
• ‘Matrescence’ – Words on the Rocks [07:31–08:11]
  • Barbie mispronounces "Matrescence" as they discuss the “physical, emotional, hormonal and identity transition a woman experiences when becoming a mother.”
  • Kiki quips: “That is so real, too, so use it in a sentence.”

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Grandma Nicknames & Generational Shifts

• Creative Grandma Names [08:56–10:31]
  • Discussion on alternatives to ‘grandma’: sweet pea, glamour, Nunu, Nana, Mama Poo, and “Grandest.”
  • Trop: “My kids call their dad’s mom Grandest.”
  • Barbie: “What does that mean?” Trop: “Like the grandest of them all.”

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Mom Life: Icks, Irritations, & Crazy Kids

• Mom Icks and the Daily Struggle [11:44–13:51]
  • Moms vent about ungrateful kids and the fruitlessness of expensive activities.
    • Barbie: “They’re never satisfied.”
    • Kiki: “Motherhood is ghetto.”
• Mother's Day Wish: Peace & Cleaning [13:13–13:51]
  • Barbie: “Now I understand when our moms just wanted peace for Mother’s Day.”
  • Kiki made her daughter help clean: “The other half of my gift is...we're gonna clean.”

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Generational Dating: Old School vs. New School

• Barbie’s Sugar Daddy Adventure [16:43–20:39]
  • Barbie recounts a date with a man 30 years her senior and the wisdom he shared:
    1. OGs know themselves; young guys are “still trying to find theyself.”
    2. “I know exactly what I want, so I’m going to tell you the truth.”
    3. “You don’t have to prove to me why you deserve money spent on you.”
    4. OGs “know how to treat a woman: opening doors, pulling out chairs, etc.”
    5. “Them OGs is some freaks.”
  • Milk and Trop debate whether men today actually "court" women.
  • Milk reveals: “If you ain’t coming up off of it, you’re not getting nothing spent on you for real.” [18:50]
  • The group cracks up on stereotypes about older men’s underwear and southern vs. midwest hospitality.

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Mother’s Day, Club Drama, and Social Media Flagging

• Mother’s Day Plans & 520 Day [22:44–25:07]
  • Announcing the Club 520 "field day" and clarifying it isn’t kid-friendly despite prior promotion.
  • Barbie: “Barbie gonna be over there making daiquiris... I’m gonna be the drunk cheerleader.”
• The “Flagged” Episode Story [25:19–26:55]
  • The crew finds themselves “flagged” on Instagram, with all pages under restriction due to a “pegging joke.”
    • Trop: “All our personal pages and the 520 somewhere page...we can’t DM, we can’t go live, can’t do anything.”
    • Barbie: “We sorry. Damn. We sorry. We gonna...I don’t know what to do.”

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Risqué Humor & New-Look ‘Club 520 Slang’

• Slang & Pillow Talk [27:17–31:22]
  • The group gets explicit on lingo for sexual acts: “lemon drop,” “thunderclap biscuit,” “neck dinner,” and “tornado throat.”
  • Barbie: “I feel like Fleece Johnson. I like booty.”
• Embarrassing Bedroom Moments [29:10–30:20]
  • Trop and Kiki share awkward/funny intimate stories.
  • Barbie proposes: “We’ll give a class on how to lick the Mrs. Pearly – no, just kidding.”

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Co-Parenting Etiquette: Dating, Pickups & Boundaries

• Bringing New Partners Around [34:10–39:07]
  • Debating etiquette about having a new partner present when picking up kids from exes.
    • Barbie: “If it’s my boyfriend and like, established boyfriend, it shouldn’t be a problem.”
    • Kiki: “I just feel like it’s disrespectful... you could ask.”
  • Introducing new partners to baby daddies? Never, says Kiki: “That never needs to take place. For what?”
  • Barbie: “Ideally if I take somebody serious, I would like to do that, but... men are very immature.”

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Mom Sayings, Upbringing, and Family Traditions

• Iconic ‘Mom Sayings’ and Life Lessons [49:04–51:14]
  • Milk: “Y’all want to be homeless? That’s all she’ll do is talk.”
  • Trop: “Never bite the hand that feeds you.”
  • Kiki: “You look like a fob” (“fresh off the boat”) and “They just jealous.”
• Cooking & Family Food Traditions [41:00–43:55]
  • Debates over Minute vs. real rice, best dishes to impress a man, and the “pot roast test.”
• Grandma Names in Samoan & Family Heritage [43:35–44:00]
  • Trop and Kiki discuss the Samoan words for grandma and Pacific Islander Heritage Month.

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Relationship Hurdles: In-laws & Momzillas

• Monster-in-Laws & Mama’s Boys [46:46–47:50]
  • Barbie: “I dealt with like, an extreme mama’s boy. But the mom was real cool though. Yeah. Until she wasn’t.”
  • Milk shares a wild story of his mom slapping an ex after an argument in front of his house.

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Ghetto Childhood Snacks & Food Combos

• Weird Food Combos & Childhood Snacks [52:15–54:16]
  • Favorite "ghetto" snacks: Chicken and biscuits with spray cheese, Vienna sausages, crackers with bologna and cheese, Lay’s chips with hot sauce, French onion dip, Kool-Aid pickles, and more.
  • Kiki: “Lay’s potato chips with hot sauce and shredded cheese on them.”
  • Barbie: “Lay’s potato chip and hot sauce is absolutely fire.”

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“Them Kids”: The Divisive Motherhood Phrase

• Debate Over ‘Them Kids’ [55:14–58:07]
  • Trop: “I hate it. I can't stand it.”
  • Barbie: “I use it all the time... need some space, bro.”
  • Kiki tells a story about being offended when a guy casually says "them kids" after she misses her flight to get home to hers.

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Unsolicited Parenting Advice

• [58:10–59:08]
  • Kiki brings up Scotty from Baddies airing grievances about unwanted opinions after having a newborn.
  • Barbie and Trop discuss the instinctual side of motherhood, annoyance with advice, and the pressure to “do things right”—even down to putting a blanket on the baby.

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Sports Shoutout & Closing Banter

• PJ Tucker Retirement Shoutout [59:47–61:11]
  • Trop congratulates NBA player PJ Tucker on his retirement (though the hosts get teams and details hilariously mixed up).
• Club Promos [22:44 & 59:20]
  • Repeated plugs for 520 Day event, field day, afterparty, and Club520.com gear.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Motherhood:
  • “Motherhood is ghetto.” – Kiki [13:43]
  • “Now I understand when our moms just wanted peace for Mother’s Day.” – Barbie [13:13]
• On Generational Wisdom:
  • “The OGS is better than the Y ends 'cause we done lived life and we know who we are. Why these young still trying to find theyself?” – Barbie’s sugar daddy [17:22]
• On Social Media Bans:
  • “All our personal pages and the 520 somewhere page...we can’t DM, we can’t go live... I can’t monetize my page and make money off reels for 90 days.” – Trop [25:36]
• On In-Laws:
  • “They gon’ end up riding for they son when stuff hit the fan, and it’s just like, you know your son ain’t...” – Kiki [47:19]
• On Weird Snacks:
  • “Lay’s potato chip and hot sauce is absolutely fire.” – Barbie [54:00]
• On the Phrase 'Them Kids':
  • “I hate it. I can't stand it... I just don't like it. It just rubs me the wrong way.” – Trop [55:26]
  • “I be loving it. Them kids. Get them out my house. I need a break.” – Barbie [56:00]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Mother’s Day Toast & Introduction: 02:13–05:14
• Grandma Nicknames and Generational Names: 08:56–10:31
• Mom Icks: 11:44–13:51
• Barbie’s Sugar Daddy Wisdom: 16:43–20:39
• 520 Day Event Announcement: 22:44–25:07
• Instagram Flagging Story: 25:19–26:55
• Bedroom Lingo & Slang: 27:17–31:22
• Co-parenting Boundaries: 34:10–39:07
• In-Law Stories: 46:46–47:50
• Mom Sayings: 49:04–51:14
• Ghetto Childhood Foods: 52:15–54:16
• ‘Them Kids’ Debate: 55:14–58:07
• Unwanted Parenting Advice: 58:10–59:08
• PJ Tucker Retirement Shoutout: 59:47–61:11

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Closing Vibes

The episode is a hilarious, heartfelt testament to the comedy and chaos of motherhood, generational change, and keeping it real within family and friendships. Whether sharing wisdom from “the grandest” grandma, recalling cringey childhood snacks, lamenting the trials of mom life, or riffing on risqué slang, the Club 520 crew offers non-stop entertainment and relatable moments for all.

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Catch next week’s episode for more Club 520 wit, stories, and sports banter!
Find all updates and merch at club520.com and @club520podcast everywhere.

Transcript

[Barbie]

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[Kiki]

So good.

[Barbie]

Your bill ladies. I got it. No, I got it.

[Kiki]

Seriously, I insist.

[Barbie]

I insisted first.

[Kiki]

Oh, don't be silly.

[Barbie]

You don't be silly.

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[Barbie]

Okay.

[Kiki]

Rock paper scissors for it. Rock, paper scissors.

[Trop]

Shoot.

[Barbie]

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[Barbie]

Welcome back to It Is Five Twenty Somewhere. I am your girl Barbie. And tonight is going to be chaotic. Cuz guess what? We have been flagged again guys. So introducing to my left with her big old fat booty. I'm introducing the Diddler. How you feeling tonight? Freaky girl.

[Trop]

Just peachy.

[Barbie]

I'm just playing. Y' all know we got trop in the building she is in.

[Trop]

I'm actually. No, I do have a. I'm upset because. You know what? Whatever.

[Kiki]

Well go ahead.

[Barbie]

No, start it off. Start it off. We going to get.

[Trop]

I am Disturbed because y', all, Milk cracked a girl in my spot on the couch.

[Barbie]

And so we didn't get to talk about the incident, but I feel like this is revenge. I feel like this is revenge. I wish we could pan the camera to his. Oh, is that camera on, Mike?

[Trop]

Oh, camera.

[Kiki]

Oh, period.

[Barbie]

Okay, cool.

[Trop]

Yeah.

[Kiki]

So devious.

[Trop]

Not very happy.

[Barbie]

Is this camera. Oh, beam that camera on our freaky ass producer Motion. Milk,

[Trop]

you got some motion.

[Kiki]

All right.

[Barbie]

Motion in the ocean on this cloud.

[Kiki]

Motion on the ivory.

[Barbie]

He said, it is a cloud. All right. And to my right, I got the beautiful, the pretty but strong Kiki.

[Kiki]

Hey. Oh, my gosh.

[Trop]

Why? They said.

[Kiki]

So you. You remember, you were like, introduce yourselves as a drink, right? Somebody said, well, somebody said, kiki's definitely two. A double shot of Hennessy. And then somebody else said, she's a. What's that coffee drink? The coffee martini.

[Barbie]

Espresso.

[Kiki]

Espresso martini. They was like. Cause she's pretty strong and energetic. I'm just like, that is so funny.

[Barbie]

Come on. Espresso martini. Well, what are we talking about? Drinks? Let's go ahead and cheer it up.

[Kiki]

Cheers.

[Barbie]

Yeah. This is going to be a late Mother's Day episode, but we love y' all either way. And so tonight we are drinking. I need y' all to name this. I didn't name it.

[Kiki]

What do you got in it?

[Barbie]

So it has Maxwell park tequila. We have elder flower liqueur. We have guava nectar and lime juice. But so it's giving, like that floral.

[Trop]

It's gotta.

[Barbie]

I'm giving y' all y' all flowers.

[Kiki]

Yeah, Mother something in it, maybe, like,

[Trop]

I don't know, Mamma mia or something.

[Barbie]

Mamma mia. My son be saying that. He pissing me off so bad.

[Kiki]

Why off of Mario Alpha Mario.

[Barbie]

He's like, mamma mia. But this is the. I like the flowers, the bouquet that the mothers want with a little bit of Maxwell or tequila in there. How y' all like it? It's pretty smooth.

[Trop]

Yes, I like it.

[Kiki]

Cute taste to it.

[Barbie]

Trop, you're looking so good. I'm ready to get into fit check before we get started. Cuz, your little thumb holes, do they all have thumb holes?

[Trop]

Yeah, they have thumb holes.

[Barbie]

We need some GIA sets, please.

[Trop]

And this is so cute, y'.

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[Trop]

My daughter got me this for Mother's Day.

[Barbie]

That's so sweet. She knows what you like.

[Trop]

She got money like her mama.

[Barbie]

Okay? Boiling. Get into it. And I just think it's so perfect that it's cherries.

[Kiki]

Fire.

[Barbie]

Where's The. Oh, oh, oh.

[Kiki]

Yep, yep. You, I think. Yep. Period.

[Milk]

The middle one.

[Kiki]

Just you. You good.

[Barbie]

I'm in my goat yard. You go, girl.

[Kiki]

My niece sent all this Gia stuff to my house so that her mom couldn't see it. I'm just like, dang. Okay, sweet.

[Milk]

I'll let you usher me.

[Barbie]

Pause.

[Trop]

Don't let me put the cherries.

[Milk]

That's crazy.

[Barbie]

I let you usher me.

[Trop]

It's just a little.

[Barbie]

That wasn't a pause moment.

[Milk]

Oh, quit hating on me.

[Barbie]

Okay. I'm just.

[Trop]

It was directed to a girl.

[Barbie]

Okay. Okay. Clear me.

[Kiki]

Another rule. If it's between a guy and a girl.

[Barbie]

No. Why?

[Trop]

Saying he'll let me put my cherries in his mouth.

[Milk]

Both of them.

[Barbie]

Both. Paul's pause. The guy said that. They did a. They hit me with a pause because they said, I'm one of the guys. I'm a bro, girl.

[Kiki]

Okay. Oh, I love Brain is like, one

[Trop]

of my favorite sultry.

[Kiki]

Yes.

[Barbie]

I was going for, you know, like. Because speaking of Mother's Day. You can't even hear. Speaking of Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day to all the beautiful women in the world.

[Kiki]

But happy Mother's Day.

[Trop]

Happy Mother. For the, like, 10th time today, the

[Barbie]

black woman created the world. We created it all. So happy Mother's Day to every black woman. Whether you have a child or not,

[Kiki]

girl, you are Mother Earth. All that.

[Barbie]

So that's what I was going for. You know, be here. Hate these sultry ass. But listen, I'mma give it to him, period.

[Trop]

I am not. My hair.

[Barbie]

I am not. I am not. Okay, whatever. And words on the rocks. I hope I say it right.

[Kiki]

You got it for it. Do it. Do it.

[Barbie]

Matricents.

[Kiki]

That is not what we said.

[Barbie]

Mattress.

[Kiki]

I think it's matrescence.

[Barbie]

Matrescence. Matrescence. The physical, emotional, hormonal, and identity transition a woman experiences when becoming a mother. Like adolescence. But for motherhood.

[Kiki]

That's real, too, so use it in a sentence.

[Barbie]

Motherhood isn't just raising a child. It's. I can't say the word matrescence. A whole. Come on, Teleprompter. New version of yourself is born.

[Milk]

I thought it was really like coming off the.

[Barbie]

Coming off the dome. Now I can barely say the damn word. Words on the Rocks is very scripted. This show ain't scripted at all. But Words on the Rocks is very, very scripted.

[Trop]

But sometimes we can't read the script.

[Barbie]

We can't read or pronounce it.

[Kiki]

Forget our lines.

[Barbie]

The thing is, I. I don't Know, if I blame the Molly, I blame the Molly from college. I have a hole in my brain. So when it comes to certain stuff,

[Kiki]

baby, it just be worthy.

[Barbie]

I mean, I don't.

[Kiki]

I don't. I don't agree with that. You're so smart. You're pretty witty. You're pretty quick on your feet. I don't think you got no holes in your.

[Barbie]

No, I got holes in my brains. My brains. You.

[Trop]

You might. You might have got a little.

[Kiki]

You might have one little off.

[Barbie]

And words from the block. Who taking that?

[Kiki]

So words from block. Okay. As y' all know, none of these grandmas these days want to be called Grandma. Also, even back in the day, people got different variations of grandma. You might have called your granny something else. So words from the block. What do y' all feel like are some alternatives to the word grandma? There's so many. So many.

[Barbie]

Well, I called my granny. I called her granny. Then I had a grandma. I think the countryest thing ever is when you say like. Like, my grandma is my grandma's. Oh, but I think it's. I think it's so country when people be like my Auntie Sharon, or, you know, this, this, this and that. Like when you put a name on it. Like most people just be like, my auntie, my grandma. We be.

[Kiki]

I'll be putting names to it sometimes, because when you got multiple aunties, it's like you gotta. I put a name to it. That was funny.

[Barbie]

Yeah, My granny, my grandma. But my son has a sweet pea. You know, these young grandmas don't want

[Kiki]

to be called Sweet Pee Bro. They are fighting them. Grandma Elegance, they hope, right? Glamour. What else? One of our new.

[Trop]

Our.

[Kiki]

One of our nieces calls Day Grandma Nunu.

[Trop]

Nunu's cute Nana.

[Kiki]

My momo. My kids call Day Mom. They grandma. They granny on their daddy's side. Mama poo.

[Barbie]

That's cute, cuz.

[Kiki]

That's her name, but she just put a mama in front of it. All of her grandkids call her.

[Trop]

My kids call their dad's mom Grandest.

[Barbie]

Grandest.

[Kiki]

Grandest.

[Barbie]

What does that mean?

[Kiki]

Like.

[Trop]

Like the grandest of them all.

[Kiki]

Oh, that's so cute.

[Trop]

Mirror, mirror on the wall.

[Kiki]

Yeah, the thing is, I've heard y' all say that, but thought it was grandest. Like G. I mean, G, R, A, N D, I S. I never.

[Trop]

It never clicked that it was grandest.

[Barbie]

She.

[Trop]

I think it's so cute. I'm like, okay, girl. One of the kids, moms, like, D, got mad at her. Like, who do you think you are calling yourself grand, having my kids call you grandest. Like I said, she need to get smacked. Why are you worried about what this old lady got her? Her grandkids calling her?

[Barbie]

She's older, though. She's not one of the younger.

[Trop]

She's older. She's in her six season.

[Barbie]

Oh, yes.

[Kiki]

I've had somebody ask me, like, how I feel about before I had my daughter how I feel about her. About to call her granny Mama Pooh. Cause his mama in front of it. But I'm her mom. I'm like, who cares? They know that all the other her other grandkids call her that. And she's a fire ass granny too.

[Barbie]

So my son would prefer that my mom was his mom. Like, he cried the other day and was like, she's. She's your mom.

[Trop]

She's not my mom.

[Barbie]

I'm like, bro, get the out my room healing.

[Kiki]

That's how I felt about my grannies. You not my brother.

[Barbie]

Like. But that just makes me think about like, y'.

[Trop]

All.

[Barbie]

Will y' all admit y mom Ick. And I'll start first if y' all

[Kiki]

want me to go ahead.

[Trop]

Mom.

[Barbie]

Ick. Number one, when you try to be a good mom and either take them somewhere or buy them something to make them happy and to get out of

[Kiki]

your face, talk about it and it

[Barbie]

turns into a whole turmoil. Like, I got my son this little remote control car. He kept crashing into the wall. Then he was throwing a tantrum. I'm like, I shouldn't even have bought the shit. Or he like, or you'll take him somewhere. And they're like, oh, my feet hurt. I don't want to walk. Like, bro, I'm literally taking you to this thing for you to fucking have fun. Please leave me alone.

[Kiki]

Or how about when you take them somewhere, y' all spend a whole day somewhere. You don't spent a bankroll. Y' all get in a car. And the kids be like, I'm bored.

[Barbie]

What are we doing?

[Kiki]

Like, I'm like, bro, we could have sat at the house for free.

[Barbie]

Exactly. They're never satisfied.

[Kiki]

They'd be complaining. And you spending all your coins, bro,

[Trop]

my kids just always asking for constantly every more, more, more and more and more. Today I'm like, y' all should. Y' all should not ask me for anything because it's Mother's Day today. Y' all should just give me one day of not asking for like something at the store or Robux or something like that. And then my daughter goes, but you said if we play good today that you would get us a dumpling.

[Kiki]

And I'm like, you don't get no break.

[Barbie]

No breaks. No breaks at all. And now I understand when our moms was younger, like, when we were younger, and our mom's like, I just want peace for Mother's Day. I just want peace for Mother's Day.

[Kiki]

Oh, honey, I made my daughter help me clean today. Like, that's what she got me, a gift. But I'm also like, so the other half of my gift is we're gonna clean.

[Barbie]

Yes.

[Kiki]

Which I don't like. I don't like that kids will, like, see something on the floor, like a piece of trash or something.

[Trop]

Walk past it.

[Kiki]

Walk past it.

[Trop]

Like, pick that up.

[Kiki]

Why are you gonna wait on me to do it?

[Barbie]

Motherhood is.

[Kiki]

Is ghetto.

[Barbie]

It is absolutely ghetto. But happy Mother's Day to everyone, period. We love those. Those sweet little people.

[Trop]

We love our kids.

[Barbie]

But guess what happened chaotic to me this week?

[Kiki]

What?

[Barbie]

He wanted to hang with a baby and he wanted to hang with a here.

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[Barbie]

Oh, no. I hung out with a man that was 30 years older than me. Whoa, 30.

[Kiki]

Okay, 30.

[Barbie]

But when I said I want him 50 or 60, that's what I meant. And I found one.

[Trop]

How'd it go?

[Barbie]

We had a grand old time. Look at Malk's face.

[Trop]

Yeah, I bet y' all did.

[Barbie]

Watch out. Y N. Yeah, that's. Yeah, we had a good old time. And he said, I love your show. You and the twins. Y' all look so good on that couch. And y' all are so funny. He said, and I wanted to talk to y' all about the OGs versus the Y. I said, talk to me, Pop Pop.

[Kiki]

Tell me something. Tell me what you know.

[Barbie]

Good.

[Trop]

He said, I do eat ass.

[Barbie]

He said, I got five things for you. I said, okay, what is it? He said, first off, the OGS is better than the Y ends because we didn't live life and we know who we are. Why these young still trying to find theyself? I said,

[Trop]

what do that mean to me?

[Barbie]

He's getting there. He's getting there.

[Trop]

You could still. You could find yourself and still be not okay.

[Barbie]

I'm so your second thing. He said, and I know exactly what I want, so I'm going to tell you the truth. Where these young gonna lie to you? Okay, third one, my favorite one. You don't have to prove to me why you deserve to be have money spent on you. Where these yins, they want to know what you bring to the table. They want you to jump through hoops to get a little cash.

[Trop]

He said, now you got me.

[Barbie]

He said, paper ain't no problem. He just want to have fun. His days is limited around this month. I'm so. Cheers.

[Kiki]

Say that.

[Barbie]

I'm sorry.

[Trop]

I'm sorry.

[Commercial Announcer]

I'm sorry.

[Barbie]

Watching a little bit. Dang. What was number four? That was three. What was number four?

[Trop]

He got four. What's your five year plan? Don't die. I'm just playing. That's off a movie.

[Barbie]

I can't remember what number four was. But the last one, he was like, damn. What did he say number four was?

[Milk]

I will agree though, like today, to the extent, a little bit. I ain't gonna lie. If you ain't coming up off of it, you're not getting nothing spin on you for real.

[Trop]

It's coming up off of what? Some coochie?

[Barbie]

Some lemon drop?

[Milk]

Yeah.

[Trop]

Oh, sorry.

[Milk]

Some coochie.

[Barbie]

Lemon drop.

[Milk]

Some lemon drop. A neck dinner.

[Barbie]

A neck dinner is crazy.

[Kiki]

But how. Okay, so how do you get to.

[Barbie]

You got a court.

[Kiki]

The home.

[Barbie]

Oh, that's what it was. That's what number four was. They know how to treat a woman like they were courting back in the day. Like he's pulling out chairs, he's open up doors. If he's. If there's nowhere to sit, he's gonna stand up like they know how to treat a woman.

[Trop]

They do know that.

[Barbie]

And then he said, Number five, them OGs is some freaks. He said, I don't know what y'. All, What y' all didn't heard, but he said, long as they good and they can. They can, you know, make some freaks.

[Milk]

You probably had on tidy whiteies. No, old be wearing the. I'm wearing pants.

[Kiki]

Plaid boxers though, for sure.

[Barbie]

Hey, no, my daddy wear them big ass draws.

[Trop]

What draws you think they wear?

[Milk]

Ck old is wearing tidy whiteies.

[Barbie]

My daddy said I ain't wearing them tight. Well, this is when he had first got out. He was like, I ain't wearing them tight ass briefs. Nuts hanging to your. Stick it to your legs. So he only wear them big ass hang draws. And my daddy was wearing like a 2x. Like when he got out, he still thought the big stuff was like, oh, he was on. It took him years to start wearing like straight legs and stuff. But he there it him.

[Trop]

That's why them old men be having all them babies. That's. That's good for your sperm count. Yeah, them briefs is bad for sperm count.

[Barbie]

He probably. But that older man, he was. He's nice looking and he was real clean cut. I'm sure he had on some nice Calvin Klein nautical briefs.

[Trop]

Oh, cool.

[Barbie]

Yeah, but he was. He was a really nice old man. But 30 years my senior is crazy. I don't know what to feed him.

[Kiki]

You'll find something.

[Barbie]

30 years. 30 years, y' all feed him some lemons.

[Milk]

So.

[Trop]

Lemons.

[Barbie]

Lemons. Oh, ew. My friend said he gonna try to eat your booty. Oh, dang. I don't know how to filter that.

[Trop]

See, I told you. I eat my freakin.

[Barbie]

Please.

[Kiki]

I don't. Nothing to do with nothing.

[Trop]

30. The older guys, they do are like super courteous and stuff.

[Barbie]

Yeah, super sweet.

[Trop]

They gonna open look at my doors. They do open all the doors. They give you their jacket if you come they. If you riding with them. They be like, you hungry? You need something? Constantly asking you, do you need something?

[Barbie]

Yeah. He was like, don't take advantage of me in the world.

[Trop]

What you want to listen to?

[Kiki]

They're just so accommodating, somebody like that. But he our age.

[Trop]

He in his 30s.

[Barbie]

I love that.

[Kiki]

He's very.

[Barbie]

Was he from the south?

[Kiki]

Yes.

[Barbie]

Yeah, some southern men.

[Trop]

Yeah, that's one.

[Barbie]

Not these midwest edibles.

[Milk]

I got some south. I did.

[Kiki]

My.

[Milk]

My ancestry.

[Barbie]

Oh, lord. What's your ancestry, milk? You Italiano?

[Milk]

A little Dominican.

[Kiki]

African.

[Barbie]

Oh, what part of Africa?

[Milk]

I don't know.

[Barbie]

You from Africa? I'm from crenshaw mafia. Oh, mafia.

[Trop]

I ain't from Africa. I'm from crenshaw mafia.

[Kiki]

I would like to say that my back is feeling a lot better this week. I have lowkey. Been on bed rest all week, but I feel a little better. I still kind of feel like. Like. I don't know how to explain it. I feel like how Adrian Broner looks. That's how I feel.

[Trop]

Crunchy, stiff, like you just get like tight.

[Kiki]

Taught him to get well soon, man type. But I don't know. The way his, like, back touches the back of his head, that's how I feel.

[Barbie]

Like the way you're doing is making me think of shamar.

[Kiki]

It's close.

[Barbie]

And before we get too far into it, the real big three. We'll be at 5:20 day. We will be at 5:20 day. So make sure you are there. Make sure you are shopping club520.com for all of your gear. Concert tickets are on there. The field day is free. So pull up. Mike just dropped on us. Dropped on us today that the field day is not kid friendly because B Hinn has been advertising it as kid friendly.

[Trop]

Like little kid friendly or like kids 21.

[Barbie]

But it's just gonna be a whole

[Milk]

bunch of people have fun. We don't watch their kids.

[Barbie]

Oh, no, that's true.

[Trop]

I mean, I'm not bringing my. My oldest daughter wanted to come.

[Barbie]

She's some dope. Barbie gonna be over there making daiquiris.

[Milk]

I.

[Barbie]

It's not on my pay. We're gonna have so much fun.

[Kiki]

I'll help you.

[Trop]

Oh, yay.

[Barbie]

Yeah, we're gonna turn up. We're going to turn up. I'm gonna be the drunk cheerleader. Give me a drunk.

[Trop]

You're getting drunk that early?

[Barbie]

How early is it? 11:00am 2. 2. It said 1 o'. Clock.

[Trop]

We're gonna be going all day, y'.

[Milk]

All.

[Barbie]

That's what he's talking about. Barbie, pace yourself.

[Trop]

But if you have a little drinking

[Kiki]

drink, we'll be cool. I'm not drinking. I ain't with y', all, man.

[Trop]

The last time I got up with y', all, it was just too much.

[Barbie]

The last time was the last time, y'. All.

[Trop]

The last time. No, sir. Ski.

[Barbie]

That night was just.

[Kiki]

Wait, which night?

[Barbie]

Girl? One we shall forget. One we shall forget. Please, I never want to talk about it again.

[Trop]

Never. I don't know. Oh, never, Never. Bro, that night we was all up.

[Kiki]

I'm always up. Wait,

[Barbie]

it was when we got signed.

[Kiki]

Oh, that night. Okay. Cause I was just fucked up with messing with Barbie last weekend. Kiki likes to blame out my body, guys. I don't even.

[Trop]

Oh, yeah, she called me. I'm like, these drunk ass hoes.

[Barbie]

What the. Was I at your kids game?

[Kiki]

Being a good chop is such a good sport, though. I will say that she's. She will stay on the phone with you. She will stay on FaceTime with you,

[Trop]

and you will go. I will go live.

[Kiki]

She will try to call my phone so I don't go live 10 times. She will, like, stay on.

[Trop]

Can't go live now.

[Barbie]

Oh, we didn't even get to talk about that, y'. All.

[Trop]

So you called her the diddler.

[Barbie]

Oh, well, we didn't talk about. We didn't go into detail. So our first, very first episode on YouTube flagged. Boom. Now we're flagged on Instagram and all four of our pages are under restriction.

[Trop]

All our personal Pages and the 520 somewhere page.

[Barbie]

We can't DM.

[Trop]

We can't go live.

[Barbie]

We can't do anything.

[Trop]

I can't monetize my page and make money off reels for 90 days.

[Kiki]

We can't even like the story. Like, they are being real strict.

[Barbie]

And the thing is, we sorry. Damn. We sorry. We. We gonna. I don't know what to do.

[Trop]

So the thing is, because we made that real about the whole pagan thing, and I said. I went like, girl. Yeah. And basically, I think it sounded a little bit.

[Barbie]

It sounded like all in her champagne.

[Trop]

She ain't even know it.

[Barbie]

I took it home and enjoyed it.

[Trop]

He ain't even know it.

[Barbie]

Yeah. So.

[Trop]

But y', all, I was really just. Joke. That was a joke. I really didn't, you know, a.

[Barbie]

It was a joke.

[Trop]

It was a joke. I mean, I did do that. But, like, how Barbie was like, he felt you sliding that hand. He did feel it. And I ain't just gonna give it to him dry like that. You gotta get that.

[Barbie]

You gotta bring that back first, the little spit start.

[Trop]

Ew. No, no, that's not what I meant. But anyways, it was a joke. I just said I earned them just for theatrics. And I didn't. He knew it was coming. And then when he said he didn't like it, it was like some hindsight. We was laughing about it the next day and he was like, yeah, don't ever do that shit again. And so it never did. And so. But yeah, I didn't just. I didn't yell to.

[Barbie]

Guy, I think you forgot one more line where Mike told you to say what The p. The PR team is working. It's okay. We don't kink shame nobody, right? But we're gonna keep it. Keep it real cute on the Internet, okay?

[Trop]

I don't got a booty ho king.

[Barbie]

You don't got a booty hokey?

[Trop]

No, I was. It was just random.

[Barbie]

Our last episode was called the Booty Episode. Look at milk face. We the Booty Bandits.

[Milk]

You said.

[Trop]

Oh, don't do that.

[Milk]

Certified booty.

[Barbie]

Certified booty monster.

[Kiki]

I'm so tired of talking about. But y', all. I do not want to talk about.

[Barbie]

I feel like Fleece Johnson. I like booty. I don't like booties.

[Trop]

I'm doing.

[Milk]

Have y' all been coming up with new lingo?

[Barbie]

All we have is lemon drop, thunderclap biscuit. What? Can a biscuit be dry? Yeah.

[Milk]

Yeah.

[Trop]

What's the el Lady?

[Milk]

Neck dinner.

[Barbie]

I don't like neck dinner.

[Milk]

I like neck.

[Kiki]

It's very like.

[Barbie]

I like tornado throat. I like that.

[Milk]

What Tornado.

[Trop]

I don't like. I don't like neck dinner, but tornado.

[Barbie]

Imagine a tornado.

[Trop]

Okay, girl, we see you.

[Milk]

Orlando Brown.

[Barbie]

Orlando,

[Trop]

What you putting down?

[Kiki]

All right.

[Milk]

You didn't bit it.

[Barbie]

I bit it. No, I did.

[Trop]

No teeth now.

[Barbie]

No teeth. Young gummy over here.

[Milk]

I got somebody ever bitch all. While y' all was getting hit, every

[Trop]

like man scraped it or we trying

[Barbie]

to clean up the show. Malcolm.

[Milk]

I didn't even say the word.

[Trop]

He is. He is. He's freaky out for sure. But while we're on the topic.

[Barbie]

While we're on the topic, I had a little tease.

[Trop]

Since we here, definitely y'.

[Milk]

All.

[Trop]

Have y' all ever had, like, yalls. What are we calling the C word?

[Kiki]

Miss Pearly.

[Trop]

Have y' all ever had Miss Pearly slip in between somebody's gap?

[Barbie]

Does that feel good or not?

[Trop]

It's so painful.

[Barbie]

All about to say sounds.

[Kiki]

What kind of gap was they working with?

[Trop]

It wasn't that big.

[Kiki]

I said, hell, no. I.

[Trop]

Not the whole thing, but just, like, you know, just some of your skin down there or whatever just, like, slipped

[Barbie]

through the crazy gap or, like, a small.

[Trop]

No, it wasn't even a crazy gap.

[Kiki]

No.

[Trop]

But I was like, oh, I know. Part of my anatomy did not just go floss this man's teeth

[Barbie]

was.

[Trop]

It was so painful.

[Barbie]

Oh, do you have good.

[Kiki]

Thank you.

[Barbie]

Good thunder throat experiences?

[Trop]

Because he be having some stories.

[Barbie]

Okay.

[Trop]

Yes, I do. Not that one.

[Kiki]

I don't like.

[Barbie]

I don't like neck dinner. We need to put something girly.

[Kiki]

Boring. It don't come close, though.

[Milk]

Did you tell him stop?

[Trop]

No, I just let it slide. And that it didn't happen again? No, no. Have y' all ever had, like, pain? During what? During anything heavy. Kind of, like, overlooked it and it didn't happen again. Thank goodness. But

[Barbie]

no, after something traumatic like that, you kind of want him to soothe it. So, like, go ahead and finish.

[Trop]

Just. No, I. I don't say anything.

[Barbie]

No stories from Kiki.

[Kiki]

All right. I just hate people that lick hard. That's. I hate that.

[Barbie]

We're gonna do a Patreon exclusive. We'll give a class on how to lick the Mrs. Pearly. No, I'm just kidding. Focus, focus, focus here today, Guys, guess what we are doing? We are at the studio until 12am and guess what? Mike didn't tell us about it until yesterday. Less than 24 hours.

[Trop]

So I'm just before Mother's Day.

[Barbie]

The day before Mother's Day, and I'm just imagining, like, if I had a man at home, and I would have to be like, you know the Tamar song? No, that's so not the beat. You know the Tamar song I'm talking about? Just be a man. But you know how I. Come on.

[Trop]

He on the phone, he like, that's not Tamar.

[Barbie]

That is Tamar.

[Kiki]

That's her sister.

[Barbie]

Oh, it's Tony Braxton. Tony Braxton. Tony Braxton. But I'm just imagining having to be like, yeah, babe, don't wait up. I'm gonna be at the studio.

[Kiki]

Your voice was so, so.

[Barbie]

Yeah, I know, I know, I know you really want to check out that

[Kiki]

spot, but he gonna go, too. He gonna. He gonna understand.

[Trop]

Can you make my phone call for me? No, he's not. He's gonna be like, her voice is

[Barbie]

like, I'm just trying to make a way for both of us, you know, so we can take that trip you wanted to take.

[Trop]

Oh, hell no.

[Barbie]

Yeah, so, girl, I'm gonna be on

[Kiki]

that bitch sounding like Alicia Keys.

[Barbie]

You know, the one with the braid.

[Trop]

Can I speak to Michael?

[Kiki]

We can meet up right here across the park.

[Trop]

Right here.

[Kiki]

You were sounding so, like.

[Barbie]

No crazy. But yeah, I'm gonna be like, I left that 30 on the. On the dresser for you. Go get your haircut. I see you in the morning.

[Milk]

Well, I thought you were talking about.

[Barbie]

30, but yeah. So I don't know. This is what we're going through here

[Trop]

and we can't sustain a relationship at this point. Point, Cuz ain't nobody going for that. Are you going for that milk at

[Barbie]

the studio till 12?

[Trop]

12 ain't that bad, actually.

[Barbie]

I mean, 12 is crazy.

[Milk]

It's your job. You working.

[Kiki]

He be up here more than us. He just love in the studio.

[Milk]

Right on that couch.

[Kiki]

Play the same song to throw it. Literally. Do it. Do it.

[Trop]

You miss. You are just not athletic at all.

[Barbie]

No. The

[Kiki]

pillows on the floor story about

[Barbie]

how he done cracked a woman hit him. I don't want to hitting up the computer. That's why I didn't.

[Milk]

She really do it.

[Barbie]

What was that? That was worse.

[Trop]

You. You made me think about the computer.

[Kiki]

Okay.

[Barbie]

So how was the room?

[Trop]

Y' all want me try.

[Kiki]

No, we don't.

[Milk]

You will make it equipment.

[Barbie]

You'll make it.

[Kiki]

No, I'll make it. I just don't want to hurt any expensive.

[Barbie]

Yeah. So that's all I was thinking about.

[Trop]

I'm already in a hole. Y' all can't break name.

[Barbie]

We in a hole. That's why we're here to 12 o' clock with no. With no talk back.

[Trop]

Oh, it's mother day.

[Kiki]

Who cares?

[Barbie]

Who cares? We on the blade M. I mean,

[Trop]

Mike gives zero from the Stroll 520.

[Barbie]

No.

[Trop]

No. Who's doing that? Delete that, please.

[Barbie]

I'm glad they can't. I'm glad they can't hear anything.

[Trop]

When y' all pick up y' all

[Kiki]

kids from our baby daddy house, do y' all take. Are you opposed to having a man in the car with you?

[Trop]

Yes.

[Barbie]

You trying to get us.

[Kiki]

No, I'm just asking like, if it's

[Barbie]

my boyfriend and like established boyfriend, it shouldn't be a problem. I don't. I don't see that that happening though.

[Kiki]

Yeah, that would be when they pick up your kid from your house do. Are they allowed to have a girl in a car?

[Barbie]

The thing is, I would not from my house. I don't want nobody to know where I live. That would be excessive. But like, if you were meeting up somewhere and the girl was in the car because I've been in the car with someone picking up their kids.

[Kiki]

So yeah, meet up is cool. I feel like my baby dad that had his girl in the car when he and I felt like he should have asked me before he pulled up at your house. Yes.

[Trop]

That's crazy.

[Barbie]

And you know how you are about your house.

[Kiki]

I'm so extra about my house.

[Trop]

I love that though. Yes.

[Kiki]

I'm overly extra and I just feel like you could ask like I've been with a guy for years and we'll literally I've dropped a guy off because we were together. I've dropped him off like at his place, went to go pick up my kids respect and then went back and got my just because I feel like it's disrespectful to to yeah.

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[Kiki]

See full terms@mint mobile.com somebody's location house

[Barbie]

at his house and but even on

[Trop]

a meetup did not do that to me. Don't pull up with no in a car. But also so like cuz it's no he not. We not doing that. He going to love me to the day he die. He don't he know not to do no like that.

[Barbie]

Oh mine hate me. But we can move on.

[Milk]

How. How long y' all waiting to introduce a man to y' all baby daddy?

[Trop]

I'm not introd.

[Barbie]

I don't have to introduce that never

[Kiki]

needs to take place for what I know.

[Barbie]

Yeah.

[Trop]

No you say daddy

[Kiki]

so

[Trop]

and he be having issues. You know my kids and I don't know them and I. I don't need to way more. All I have to trust is your judgment as a co parent. I don't gotta meet her for real.

[Barbie]

Ideally though like if I do take somebody serious, I would like to do that. But in the way we set up men are.

[Kiki]

This is the thing. Men are very immature. They're not as mature as us. Like us. We can, you know, meet the b. The. I mean the other girl. The girl. We can talk to them, do pickups. I can exchange mine with the girlfriend. You don't even gotta be there. You can come to the parties when

[Trop]

you got a boyfriend.

[Kiki]

You Dana can't even invite your baby dad to the party or vice versa. Men are so territorial and immature. Can y' all get with the program like how we be doing?

[Barbie]

And I think it's some men that's. I don't think that all men are like that because I see it a lot like where the men are actually being the more mature one with some females because like some females be catty with it like trying to like push the boyfriend to like make the baby daddy jealous and stuff like that. So I see a lot of men that put up, you know but it's a sticky subject. But like Trop said just I trust your judgment to not have anybody that to do anything inappropriate or harmful to my child.

[Kiki]

So.

[Trop]

And it's just like bro, who are you? Like the world don't revolve around you. I'm not reaching out to your girlfriend like y' all do y' all and we gonna do us. Like I might collab with like my man's baby mama if that's what he wants. Us to do. But that's me catering to him. Like, right? I'm not catering to my baby daddy.

[Barbie]

Like, who are you lost?

[Trop]

I'm not reaching out to your girlfriend.

[Kiki]

Yeah, we not prioritizing baby daddies. That water under the bridge.

[Trop]

That's just me.

[Barbie]

My son made me feel so special today, y'. All. And the thing is, like, he really stood on business about me. Like, he made sure to get me a gift, and he picked it out, and he was just. He was not playing. Like, come pick me up.

[Trop]

I gotta give my mommy a gift.

[Barbie]

And I was just like, he's so young and just so thoughtful.

[Kiki]

Like, he is the sweetest, that boy.

[Barbie]

Did y' all feel really special today?

[Trop]

For sure. Yeah.

[Barbie]

He tried to help me cook breakfast, though. I was like, please get the out the way.

[Kiki]

Oh, my gosh.

[Trop]

I swear, to be like that when your kids want to help cook, you be, like, trying to be so patient.

[Barbie]

Literally, like, patience is thin. But, like, speaking of cooking, what is something nasty that your mom made when you were a kid?

[Trop]

Everything.

[Kiki]

My mama cannot cook.

[Barbie]

She can't cook?

[Kiki]

No, she's better now. She's better now than when we were kids.

[Barbie]

But y' all know how to cook. How y' all learn how to cook, y'? All?

[Kiki]

Me, mom, my daddy can cook. Mama definitely could cook.

[Barbie]

What did y' all call your grandma?

[Kiki]

Get around the kitchen.

[Barbie]

Mama. Cute. Yeah, me and my mom. Your daddy side, okay?

[Kiki]

Yep.

[Trop]

But, yeah, she. But she would make, like, Samoan food.

[Barbie]

She.

[Trop]

She could do that or whatever.

[Barbie]

And.

[Trop]

But. And she can make some rice.

[Barbie]

So do y' all make. Y' all making mini rice? Are y' all making real rice?

[Trop]

Real rice?

[Barbie]

Am I less of a woman because I make minute rice?

[Kiki]

No. I feel like we're just like.

[Trop]

We grew up like that. Like, we. We make rice with every meal. I love mini rice. Spaghetti. None. We making the rice.

[Kiki]

Minute rice in the red box. Like the little or in the. You boil it? Yeah, in the plastic.

[Barbie]

I use both, though. I use the. The plastic, and I use the regular one because I'm like, what?

[Kiki]

Good? Yeah, that minute rice in that red box is good.

[Barbie]

Yeah.

[Kiki]

And it says minute rice, but to me, I feel like it cooked the same. It really good, though.

[Barbie]

So when you.

[Kiki]

With sugar and butter, when you cook

[Barbie]

real rice, you have to, like, really rinse it and all that stuff. And how long does it take? Like, why do people act like, I don't know.

[Trop]

It's like second nature to me. I can whip up some rice.

[Kiki]

Like, it. It ain't Nothing. Yeah.

[Barbie]

What's y' all go to to cook for a man?

[Trop]

We gotta sneak in some Mac and cheese somewhere.

[Barbie]

Okay.

[Trop]

If he's not like lactose intolerance, I

[Barbie]

ain't got time for you to go with disabilities when it comes to eating.

[Trop]

Just.

[Barbie]

I hate so many.

[Kiki]

It's so many. Who's like, I don't eat Mac. I don't eat pasta. I don't eat this.

[Trop]

I don't eat. I had a man tell me he don't eat seafood. That was just so.

[Barbie]

I hate a. That's allergic.

[Trop]

Yes, he was allergic. I'm like, oh, this is. But it's not.

[Kiki]

Still eat it, though.

[Barbie]

You still dabble. Hell, I got time.

[Trop]

Z. Yeah. Maybe still eat it.

[Kiki]

Yeah.

[Barbie]

Because they said the go to to keep a man is a pot roast.

[Trop]

Oh, is it? They act like that too. They act like that's like such a grown thing to make.

[Kiki]

I mean, you literally just throw all that in here.

[Trop]

It's them.

[Kiki]

They're like the. The stepchild.

[Barbie]

Is this their heritage? Why you pushing this up? Are y' all Pacific?

[Kiki]

No, Pacific Islander. Simone is Pacific.

[Barbie]

Okay. It's y' all month. Happy, happy.

[Kiki]

Look at us.

[Barbie]

Pacific Islander Heritage Month.

[Trop]

Why are you grouping us with Asian? I mean, they do that.

[Kiki]

You know, they be doing that on a little I step test.

[Trop]

Asian and Pacific Islander.

[Barbie]

What y' all call y' all? Some. Some grandma.

[Trop]

Grandma.

[Kiki]

Her name.

[Trop]

What's.

[Barbie]

What's the word? What's the word for grandma in your language?

[Kiki]

I only know Tina.

[Barbie]

That's cute.

[Trop]

You basically call him Mom.

[Barbie]

T. That's Mom. That's cute.

[Trop]

Come on.

[Milk]

How y' all supposed to be and y' all don't even know.

[Barbie]

They do know.

[Trop]

Listen, I just ain't know.

[Barbie]

It's made up as holiday month. Oh, Black History Month.

[Kiki]

It's.

[Trop]

It's also Mother's Day. And it's also Nurses Week.

[Barbie]

And. Oh, that's what was on my car. Happy Nurses Week to the tribe,

[Trop]

y'. All.

[Barbie]

And this is what I wanted to say because I was so nervous, cuz they got this new virus. Put us first, Queen girl. Put us. Mike will up the score. Put us first. Don't leave us. Don't go to LA for no shortage. We need you here, Michael.

[Trop]

We can't have you.

[Kiki]

She tries to leave us some.

[Trop]

Y' all don't understand. When CO was going on, they was paying 10 GS a week.

[Barbie]

I know they was.

[Kiki]

I know they was.

[Barbie]

We just about to be sprayed out on the couch with Malcolm.

[Trop]

Come From Bon a week, y'.

[Milk]

All.

[Barbie]

The pod ain't with it.

[Kiki]

She said when I seen somewhere. See you, see you.

[Barbie]

We want to be you. And she locked in already. What's it called? What's the virus?

[Trop]

Hana?

[Kiki]

Okay, all right.

[Trop]

We not talking. We're not like that. Trickles down slow like in the hospitals. We're not talking about that, y'.

[Barbie]

All.

[Kiki]

It's all over the media, cuz why

[Barbie]

would they let them people off?

[Trop]

I be at work. I don't got time to look at social media, media or any media I seen.

[Barbie]

I said, y', all, trap gonna leave us. We gonna be.

[Kiki]

I ain't gonna lie.

[Barbie]

We about to just replace her with one of y' all other sisters.

[Kiki]

Scary. I can't believe y' all don't know the name.

[Trop]

That's some scary right here.

[Barbie]

I'm scared of the is a potentially deadly girl.

[Kiki]

I bought new born disease. I bought a new hand sanitizer and everything, cuz look at her.

[Barbie]

Meanwhile, trap don't even know the name of it.

[Trop]

We need you.

[Barbie]

She gonna. She gonna be on the first time smoking to California.

[Trop]

We ain't seen it and we ain't. I mean it's just, we. It just comes up in conversation like gossip. Just like how we would talk about it until we see it or any.

[Barbie]

Yeah, so when we have another Samoan sister on the couch, we just gonna keep calling her drop while she goes gone to California to fight the virus.

[Trop]

So what's your meal to impress a guy?

[Barbie]

Not a damn thing. It's always like steak. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go steak.

[Kiki]

Crazy salmon for me. Oh my gosh, they gonna talk about me.

[Trop]

Yeah, they be on your top for it.

[Kiki]

But I don't even eat salmon anymore, so now I love it. Like whatever.

[Trop]

I'm.

[Kiki]

Whatever is clever.

[Barbie]

I've seen a girl on there making a tomahawk for a man and I say, and if I make a damn tomahawk, I want a ring by the time.

[Trop]

Listen on this.

[Barbie]

Cause what?

[Kiki]

Oh, nah, for real. If I, if I. If I make a tomahawk wife me cuff me immediately.

[Barbie]

Immediately.

[Kiki]

Speaking of wife me, have y' all ever dealt with a mom in law? I mean, none of us are married, but you know what I mean.

[Barbie]

A mom.

[Kiki]

A mom in law. A mom. A mom. Zilla.

[Trop]

A monster in law.

[Kiki]

Yeah, a monster in law

[Barbie]

somewhat. I dealt with like an extreme mama's boy. But the mom was real cool though. Yeah, until she wasn't. But it was just like, girl you

[Kiki]

was she not during yalls relationship or.

[Barbie]

No, she was. She was super cool. It was just a little.

[Milk]

Little, little.

[Kiki]

The thing is, see, they gonna end up riding for. They could like you, they could love you, whatever. But they gonna end up riding for. They say, son, when stuff hit the fan, and it's just like, you know, your son ain't.

[Barbie]

Oh.

[Kiki]

And you know that she's not a girl girl, right.

[Barbie]

Yeah.

[Kiki]

So. But you said you dealt with that before.

[Trop]

Not. Not like that, but I've dealt with, like, sisters not liking me. Mom's not really liking, like, stuff like that.

[Milk]

I ain't going to lie. I had my mom slap one of my shorties.

[Barbie]

What?

[Trop]

Oh, okay. The girl hit you?

[Milk]

Yeah, she pulled up. I had cheated on her or whatever. She pulled up on me. And we was talking outside, but she was like, I'm about to go tell your mama this, this, and that. Like, yeah, you're tweaking. You don't know.

[Kiki]

My mama hate when you call they mom.

[Milk]

She walk in the crib, she yelled my mama name. She like, duh, duh. I'm like, my mama came off that corner. She damn near jumped from the top flight all the way to the bottom. They was arguing. She like, you got me. She was like, you made a made ass, son.

[Kiki]

Oh, no, she didn't.

[Barbie]

Yeah, she deserved to get slapped.

[Milk]

I was about to walk up to her. I'm like, yo, you bugging. My mama held me back, and she

[Barbie]

smacked her ass and get out my house.

[Kiki]

Well deserved. Because, girl, she said, if you got

[Milk]

a problem, call your mama and tell her bring her ass up here. She get her ass beat, too. I see. Yeah, this my name.

[Trop]

And you call CPS owner. Yeah,

[Milk]

it'd be like that.

[Barbie]

No, that was not right. What's up? What's some mom sayings that went platinum in your house, Milk? What your mama used to say to y'?

[Trop]

All.

[Milk]

What? She used to say

[Barbie]

like, I brought you in this world, but I'll take you out. What she used to say to you?

[Kiki]

Take care.

[Milk]

My mama just. She just talk. Yeah, she wouldn't say no. Saying.

[Barbie]

No saying.

[Milk]

Talking. Yeah, all day.

[Barbie]

Because y' all ain't clean up. Y' all ain't take the meat out. What y' all was doing.

[Milk]

We ain't clean up. Take the trash out the. Y' all want to be homeless, Okay. Y' all want to live like some homeless people. That's all she'll do is talk.

[Barbie]

What about for y'? All?

[Trop]

My mama used to say, never bite the hand that feeds you.

[Barbie]

Never bite the hands you have to feed us.

[Kiki]

She also used to say, can't even cook. Do y' all know what a 5 is?

[Barbie]

Like a key fob?

[Kiki]

No, no, like a fob. Do you know what it stands for? Nobody. It means fresh off the boat. So, like, if you get dressed or whatever, or if she feel like you look crazy or you don't look presentable, she's gonna be like, you look like a fob. She used to say that all the time.

[Barbie]

But he be saying, they be at Burlington.

[Trop]

She used to say that.

[Kiki]

And she used to say, like, whenever I had like, an issue or you come to her, like, and you come, like, vent to her, complaining to her about something. She always used to be like, baby, they just jealous. They just jealous.

[Barbie]

That's my mama favorite. Everybody was jealous of me. I'm gonna believe that to the day I die. They just period.

[Trop]

My daughter say that I am.

[Barbie]

Yeah.

[Trop]

My daughter gonna always tell me, they everybody.

[Barbie]

I love that.

[Trop]

My daughter gone mama's thing every time.

[Barbie]

I'm not one of your little friends. She is my little friend type. She is my little friend.

[Trop]

My mama stays saying, respect thy mother and thy father and thou shalt have everlasting life.

[Barbie]

Okay. Bible verse, literally.

[Trop]

But she just used that against us all the time. Like, bro, quit weaponizing the Bible, bro.

[Kiki]

And she was good for, like, if you ask her for something or if you ask her to go somewhere and then she don't really give you no answer. For real. And then like, fast forward like a day or something, and you do some that piss her off, she gonna be like, and I was gonna let you

[Barbie]

go, but now that would have pissed me off.

[Trop]

You wasn't going to let me go anyway.

[Kiki]

You was waiting on me.

[Barbie]

Come on, Derek. What them older mamas used to say? I'm a baby.

[Kiki]

Oh, he was having his way. He ain't here. No.

[Milk]

My mama sent me off the boot

[Barbie]

camp because you was bad.

[Trop]

You were bad.

[Barbie]

I'm a little buzzed. I've been drinking too much today.

[Milk]

My papa, he had like, a strict program I have. It's like middle school on School at 8:30. The will wake me up at 6 in the morning. Do homework before school.

[Trop]

What?

[Milk]

Swear to God, I'm doing homework for two hours. Last night I did. I was studying, doing homework, period. No game, no phone. Had an alarm clock right by my bed. It come in. He was so petty. He'll drive me to school. You know, I'm a kid, so I'm tired. Sleep on the window. This rolls down the window. The whole car.

[Trop]

Oh, my goodness. King Petty. Oh, that's a good one. I'm gonna use that.

[Kiki]

That's not cool.

[Trop]

I'm gonna use that for sure.

[Barbie]

I just thought about a random snack my mama used to used to give us. Did y' all used to eat the little chicken and biscuits with the little spray cheese?

[Trop]

Yeah.

[Barbie]

What other kind of, like, ghetto snacks did y'?

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[Barbie]

Is that ghetto?

[Trop]

I don't even think piano sausages.

[Barbie]

Oh, see, I never won't touch them

[Trop]

now, but yes, with some hot sauce.

[Kiki]

Also, our granny used to give us all the time for lunch. She used to always give us crackers with bologna and cheese. And I ain't gonna lie, it tasted like gourmet. It was good.

[Trop]

I still eat it to this day.

[Kiki]

If I didn't know what was in bologna.

[Barbie]

Do y' all eat tuna?

[Kiki]

Yeah. Sardines.

[Barbie]

We know you eat sardines.

[Kiki]

All right. Y' all know that canned oysters, hog head cheese?

[Barbie]

I've heard of it. I don't think.

[Kiki]

Is that the ball? No,

[Barbie]

it's like a whole bunch of stuff just mixed up together. It's almost like baloney type. Oh, I've seen that because it used to be a deli down the street. I don't feel like I've had that, though. What?

[Kiki]

It tastes like Spam a little bit.

[Trop]

It do look spammy.

[Barbie]

Y' all eat Spam?

[Kiki]

No. No.

[Barbie]

I'm gonna say I was in the trenches.

[Trop]

For real. Salmon eggs.

[Barbie]

What about oatmeal cookies?

[Trop]

Yeah.

[Barbie]

Did y' all used to have to let them get stale? I never ate that.

[Milk]

Do you ate this?

[Barbie]

You from Gary, ain't you?

[Trop]

Yeah,

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[Kiki]

Oh, okay.

[Trop]

Yeah.

[Kiki]

It's giving.

[Barbie]

It's giving.

[Kiki]

What's a weird food combination that y' all like?

[Barbie]

I don't think I got none.

[Trop]

Y' all don't gotta.

[Kiki]

Y' all know what I like? I like lay's potato chips with hot sauce and shredded cheese on them.

[Barbie]

Lay's potato chip and hot sauce is absolutely fire. Did y' all do chips and dip like the French onion? Yeah, Dean's French onion. That's what it was. That was fire. Are you young enough? Did y' all do, like, the pickles and the Kool Aid?

[Milk]

Yeah, we did.

[Barbie]

Y' all did that. Did y'? All. Y' all too old.

[Kiki]

I don't like that.

[Trop]

A little sweet, little sour, savory. I don't like that.

[Milk]

I had to, like, little pepper with the hot Cheeto and, like, some cream cheese.

[Barbie]

Oh, I want to try that. They said with Cucumbers or something. We're gonna try that next.

[Kiki]

Oh, did y' all put. Okay, Derek, you put water salt on your watermelon. Tahin, you do that.

[Barbie]

Tahin, salt and watermelon is crazy.

[Kiki]

Oh, my gosh. That's old school. For real. My granny.

[Trop]

Yeah, it is.

[Barbie]

You got any weird combinations? Milk, Mike. Pretty clean cut. Just hot dogs only. I'm tired of looking at him with this thing in his mouth.

[Milk]

Yeah, the wood.

[Barbie]

The woods. Take it out of his mouth. Hot Tabasco and Oreos. Disgusting.

[Trop]

That's a bit much.

[Barbie]

That's absolutely disgusting.

[Trop]

Oh, while it's Mother's Day, y'. All. Okay, Y' all know a saying that I hate that's really, like, normalized? Them kids.

[Barbie]

Oh, I love it.

[Trop]

I hate it.

[Barbie]

Them kids drop. What?

[Trop]

I hate it. I can't stand it.

[Kiki]

I think that we just take it too literal like them kids. It sounds so nasty.

[Trop]

I just. No, not even nasty. It's just like.

[Kiki]

I just.

[Trop]

I just don't like it. It just rubs me the wrong way. Of course, I'm socialized to be like, oh, okay, cool, whatever. They're just joking. But, like, I never use that phrase. I just don't like it.

[Barbie]

Oh, I use it all the time. I get. I get it. But it's just like, kids are annoying. I feel like moms need to say them kids sometimes.

[Trop]

I just don't think we should ever say that. I don't think we should normalize. I know it's a joke, but I just don't, like.

[Kiki]

I feel you. And, you know, I'm very much, like, attached to my alone time and, you know, my baby daddy doing his thing or whatever. But I. It's not. It's not my cup of tea that's saying to say.

[Trop]

It's just my personal preference. I just. I don't use the. The phrase. I've always hated it. It. I don't like the way it rolls off the tongue.

[Barbie]

Oh, I be loving it. Them kids. Them. Get them out my house. I need a break. I need to breathe. I need some space, bro.

[Trop]

I didn't have somebody safe. And if you want to say them kids, referring to your kids. Yeah, go for it. But when the. When I'm like, oh, no, I can't. Cause I don't have. I gotta work.

[Barbie]

Oh, no.

[Trop]

I gotta take the kids to their game. Or da, da, da. And the be like, Them kids.

[Kiki]

Who?

[Trop]

Kids.

[Kiki]

Literally, y'.

[Barbie]

All.

[Kiki]

I was out of town one time and I was with. I ended up linking with this guy from the city or whatever. And we was, like, out drunk. Like. Anyway, the next day, I missed my damn flight messing with him. And I'm just like. But I didn't know. I was. I was late. And I'm on my way to the airport, and I'm like, I'm gonna be so depressed if I miss this flight. I'm like, I'm ready to get home. I'm ready to get home to my kids. He gonna say something, them kids, y', all. When I say I did not talk. Talked to him for months.

[Barbie]

Oh, I wouldn't have either, cuz boy.

[Kiki]

Because I know that it's a normal saying, but it's like, literally, like, no, the. Don't you see? I'm over here depressed. I get to see them.

[Trop]

And it's already, like, offensive when men don't understand, like, you're. And he's a great dad.

[Kiki]

He's a great dad. But I under. It's a very normalized phrase. But I'm just like. Especially in that moment, I'm like, don't want to.

[Trop]

I mean, even minus the phrase when they're not considerate of your time with your kids. Like, just like, for instance. Oh, what, you off work on Friday? Yeah, I am off work, but that doesn't mean I'm available. I'm still a mom. Like, your time don't come before my kids time.

[Kiki]

No, they just think I'm stay another day.

[Trop]

No, I can't.

[Kiki]

I want the next thing smoking. What are you talking about?

[Barbie]

Always putting them kids first. When y' all first became moms, though, any unwarranted advice that used to get on your nerves?

[Trop]

Probably. That was such a long time ago.

[Kiki]

Yeah. Cause I don't know if y' all have seen, like, on social media, but Scotty off of Baddies, y' all know she just had her first kid with Limmy, the owner of Zeus and everything. And she is getting so tired of people telling her, like, how to take care of her kid, like, what to do. But I feel like people have that, especially, like, people have that so bad. Always trying to coach you and tell you what to do when you're a new mom, and it's just. Just like, chill, bro. I got this. Yeah.

[Trop]

And it's so instinctual, like, you know, what the hell to do.

[Barbie]

Yeah.

[Kiki]

If. If. If animals know what to do. We're whole humans. Why would we not know what to do? But I will say they did have that baby in the airport. No blanket, no nothing.

[Trop]

Just, like, more than a.

[Barbie]

With a baby. Not Having a blanket on or a

[Kiki]

hat and some side what y like y' all got the baby raw do talking about. But I understand, though, as well.

[Trop]

Okay.

[Kiki]

Her and let me.

[Barbie]

Oh, but them kids 520 day. Make sure y' all got y' all tickets. Y' all in the building. Field day concert after party at Georgia Street. Make sure y' all got y' all gear. Shopclub520.com and to end us out, Kiki, you got anything to say? Anything you want to tell the people?

[Trop]

Happy birth. Not happy birthday. Happy retirement.

[Kiki]

Pj.

[Barbie]

Who's PJ Washington.

[Trop]

Today only.

[Barbie]

You don't know Today only the. The news.

[Trop]

Nothing.

[Barbie]

Tell me more. Who is that?

[Trop]

You know pj? You know PJ Tucker.

[Kiki]

He was on the show.

[Trop]

He's retired, and he said he was finna retire. Okay, y' all got me feeling like I got my news mixed up.

[Barbie]

Oh, I'm trying to. So P.J. tucker, who you used to play for

[Trop]

a lot of people.

[Barbie]

Oh, okay. And he's retiring. He's a black man.

[Trop]

Yes. He like. He's like a friend. He liked a friend.

[Barbie]

All right, shout out to PJ Tucker and enjoy your retirement love. Oh, I know I've seen him before. Okay, Bucks. Houston. He played all the teams Jeff played on. Let's see. Go back. Let's see. Where else he be? She say Harlem Grove Trouble? The Rocket. Oh, that's Houston. I mean, that's Atlanta. Oh, yeah. What?

[Trop]

Just stop.

[Kiki]

We all see each other, y'.

[Barbie]

All. No, I know, because when I seen the Bucs, my mind went to Atlanta. And then I seen no Houston Rockets. That's a basketball team.

[Trop]

Yes.

[Barbie]

Okay, so it was just two different jerseys.

[Trop]

That's that episode Jeff had them bell by the door, ain't it?

[Kiki]

Los Angeles. Yikes.

[Barbie]

He deserves to retire.

[Trop]

Okay, okay.

[Kiki]

He got area codes.

[Barbie]

Shout out to my guy, PJ. Make sure he had club 520 days since he retired. Phoenix, we out of here.

[Kiki]

Okay, then. Okay, bye.

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[Barbie]

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