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Barbie
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Kiki
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Barbie
we did all right Come on Trop
Kiki
I think we did all right for
Barbie
me cuz I can't dance for and it's only like hey we was hitting
Kiki
that hitting it in the. Was y' all doing line dancing and stuff when y' all was out there?
Barbie
We were in the. The. This is not the.
Kiki
This was not the. Not the country.
Barbie
We was with some. Some black people.
Kiki
It was a ratchet time.
Barbie
It was. It was ratchet. It was country ghetto. That's the only way that I can explain it. But we had a amazing.
Kiki
Oh, cool.
Barbie
Amazing time.
Kiki
Starlito is definitely the host with the
Barbie
most hostess with the most shout out to Lido.
Kiki
Yes. Overly.
Barbie
This show was fire. We miss you too. We miss each other. We. We came back. We're still friends.
Kiki
Oh, yeah. We made it through the. Through the girls trip and we made
Barbie
it out the group chat. We had a. Like, literally. We was. Talk about it while we're here.
Kiki
Okay. What part? Cause, honey, let's start.
Barbie
This has been. This was by far the most chaotic road trip I've ever been on because it took us four hours to get out of the city. Four hours. I dropped my son off. I was dressed. I was ready to go.
Kiki
Oh, she was ready to go. You be ready. Hold on. No, no, no, no. Act like you miss perfect. Because the first. The. The trip literally started out with her getting some shit.
Barbie
Tell him. Tell Charles.
Kiki
What?
Barbie
Tell Charles what happened.
Kiki
Guess. Guess whose property she struck. Property? Yes. With your car. Your new car.
Barbie
With my new car.
Kiki
Is it damaged?
Barbie
Okay.
Kiki
Oh, will you bit.
Barbie
I have a picture of it.
Kiki
Oh, shit. You're going to get in trouble.
Barbie
I'm going to get in trouble is your families.
Kiki
So who you hit somebody Car. I hope it was somebody I do not fuck with.
Barbie
No, I was picking her up from your dad's house and ran into the
Kiki
AT&T box, that thing that's been getting hit for years. So she's blowing my phone down and I'm like, trying to hurry up and make it out right. I was like, how the hell did you do that?
Barbie
So listen, I'm in the driveway and I looked and I was like.
Kiki
Sent me a picture of it while I was like, willing myself. You must have hit it hard.
Barbie
Listen, y'. All. So I'm like. I was like, oh, dang. I looked up and I was like, I'm at the. I thought I was at the wrong, like, address or whatever. So I started, like, trying to back out because at first I wasn't even gonna pull in the drive. I'm like, this is super overbearing. These are people house. Why am I pulling in the driveway? But I'm like, I didn't want her to struggling, whatever she had to do boom, pull up. So I'm like, okay, let me start backing out. All I heard was, boom.
Kiki
Thought she could drive. And she done hit some.
Barbie
It said, boom. I'm like, what the. But I don't see nothing back there. My. My camera didn't pick up anything back there. So I get out the. I'm, like, just sitting there for a long time. I said, I done up something on her daddy. Like, how I don't got no thousand dollars to replace nothing. What did I hit? So I started trying to, like, slowly pull up. It was like. Like, I heard shit popping.
Kiki
Tell her what happened. Her bumper fell off, the bump.
Barbie
I got out. I got out.
Kiki
Oh, wait, we maybe shouldn't have told them that.
Barbie
Listen, it's okay.
Kiki
Like, it's okay. I'm dry snitching. I'm sorry. We didn't think this through.
Milk
We had a bet. We had a bet on who was gonna mess up the car first. And I'm the one who ain't messed up the car.
Barbie
Listen, it's not messed up. It's not messed up. It popped back in. It popped back in. So I got out, and it was like a rock. And then, like, the old AT&T, like little tower. So I'm like. I see wires and shit out. I'm like, oh, my God, I'm blowing Kiki up. She not answering. I was like, was this already, like, this girl?
Kiki
She done sent me a picture.
Barbie
I said, I got in a wreck. Bitch, come quick answer. She's not answering. So that's how the road trip started. We went.
Kiki
See, that's a bad omen. I would have been like, I'm staying home.
Barbie
No, it was. It was.
Kiki
It just.
Barbie
I was like, the trip is gonna be amazing. We went two places for Keke, two places for Portia by the time, and then back to Barbie again. I put in no tolls. It made us take a six hour drive to.
Kiki
No, no, no, no. Let me tell y' all what Barbie cheap as hell. Literally. No, that would have pissed me off. I would be like, bitch, I will pay the tolls. She didn't even say that until we were on our way back today. So basically, this y' all sitting in the car. No, she put Nashville, Tennessee, in the gps, y'. All. When we were three hours into the trip, that's when she decided to put the address in and it rerouted us 45 minutes.
Barbie
But did we die?
Kiki
No.
Barbie
All right. And we got there, so we literally had to get straight off the road and go straight to Airbnb get dressed and was straight to Leo show. His show was lit. And then next thing you know, we were out after hour after, after hour after, after. We. We stayed out until the sunrise each night.
Kiki
Literally.
Barbie
Friday. We got there Friday at like 7 o'. Clock.
Kiki
They were supposed to be there way earlier. 7pm the show was at 8.
Barbie
I was like, we're hitting the road at 10:30. We didn't leave Indy to like, one something.
Kiki
Both days partied hard as hell. It was like hangover.
Barbie
It was so much. Wait, let me say. Oh, no. Oh. As soon as we got there, he brought us some princess chicken. That was some of the best chicken shop ever. That it was so far.
Kiki
I knew y' all was gonna have a good time and have some good food. We had bro, when I say I think I gained five pounds out there. I did bring you some Mac. You kind of. You look thicker. Well, thank you.
Barbie
I want the thick one. That was a theme song.
Kiki
The song was playing, right? We all in this in the car and the song started playing and he was like. Doug was like, if bro want the thick one, I want the sister. Barbie said, you're so cute. You was like, that's me.
Barbie
She's like, that's me. I'm like, that's cute. That needs to be a caption when you drop your photo. If he want. I forgot the words already. We're still drunk.
Kiki
So literally, we're giving that. Y', all.
Barbie
It's fine.
Kiki
Oh, my gosh. Everything's intact. So concerned. It doesn't even.
Barbie
No, the whole. The whole bumper didn't come off. It was just like a middle piece of it, but it popped back in.
Kiki
Oh, this drink is strong.
Barbie
Yeah.
Kiki
Oh, intro the drink well real quick so we can get back to our combo. Yeah. Cuz I hate drinking it before you
Barbie
intro it, but I don't. It's raspberry, y'. All. I haven't been a terrible bartender and I'm going to do better, but we don't have any groceries.
Kiki
Listen, we are here fresh off the road, so no groceries. It's hot as hell.
Barbie
Talk to them in here. It's high. My bumper is.
Kiki
My bumper is very much.
Barbie
It popped back on.
Kiki
It's alive. It's alive. The only thing up is my daddy property.
Barbie
Does he know?
Kiki
Did you say anything? No, but honestly, that thing has been getting hit for years. So was it up. Was it up recently?
Barbie
At&t? Don't even use those no more, so it should be fine.
Kiki
But I need to get that removed. They Have a very windy everybody and they. Mom. Nobody can whip out that but me and my sister. Literally, we the only ones I can do 60 out there.
Barbie
And it was a rock before it to, like, prevent people from getting to that. So that's what I got stuck on with the rock. It was terrible.
Kiki
I was just, like, tore your off. It's not her fault.
Milk
It's.
Barbie
She's just a girl about it.
Kiki
It's pretty common that. Been getting hit for years.
Barbie
I got to send mouth the picture. That is hilarious. We're going to we here.
Milk
Oh.
Barbie
Oh, I'm terrible. And it's with Malka's the youngest. That's crazy.
Kiki
Then. Yeah. You.
Barbie
Who? You bet.
Kiki
Just one fair and square, then sparkling image played you on your clean out. Oh, they always playing.
Barbie
No, they normally do a really good job. I'm like, I'm.
Kiki
They don't anymore.
Barbie
They don't listen. This is the thing.
Kiki
Trust me. We know firsthand.
Barbie
I was like, kiki, like, get ready. I'm about to get the car cleaned out, and it will be there. I get Kiki. She's like, oh, you just got the outside of the car clean. I'm like, I got it detailed in here, girl.
Kiki
I'm like, scrubbing. No, they do work. I clean my own now, and normally I go to Mike's and I clean my own. At this point, he's like, I feel
Barbie
I actually text my daddy to send my money. Crew car wash was messing my car up, too. Was leaving, like, suds and stuff on.
Kiki
Oh, that's why I. I go, like, three times. Every time I go. I go like, three times. You missed the spot. I got it from you. I'll be in there. I'll be in a car with the girls. I'll be like, I learned this from t. TT Kiki. When y' all are grown, if they don't clean your car right at the car wash, you make sure you go back through there. Don't be scared, period.
Barbie
Life lessons with truck.
Kiki
No, no. You want to buy us one?
Barbie
So the rock is right there.
Kiki
Whoa, wait. No, it didn't look like that. It wasn't like that. Take this off.
Barbie
Take it off. Take it off.
Kiki
How fast were you going?
Barbie
I wasn't going that fast. I was just backing it up.
Kiki
No, you had to be going fast. Ain't nobody ever knocked that.
Barbie
The wires were exposed. I was like, freak.
Kiki
She really thought she could drive, y'. All.
Barbie
So that the thing. The big part was up under my car. So that's why I was like, like, Trying to get past it. And I just was like, what is. What happened? Like, nothing was back there. It's a winding driveway.
Kiki
I don't see any gravel whatsoever.
Barbie
It's a winding driveway.
Kiki
It is. It goes, like, you know, up and then.
Barbie
So just imagine you just start backing out.
Kiki
That's kind of a heel right there. It's like a hill into the neighbor's yard.
Barbie
Yeah. Then I was like, oh, God, this could be the neighbors. Then I'm really gonna. Oh, I just was stressed out. I ain't got no money to pay nobody. So tell y' all daddy.
Milk
You knocked that off the hand.
Barbie
Tell y' all daddy get it out the mud.
Kiki
He'll be all right. It's out the mud, daddy. The mud daddy. So we're gonna wait. Okay. Words from the block this week. Mal, can you please explain?
Milk
Yes, this is perfect example.
Barbie
Boy, it's out the mud.
Milk
That's out the mud.
Kiki
Like, that's fried. How?
Milk
Okay, you just did some crazy. You said some crazy or did some crazy? I would have been like, barbie, boy. It's out the mud.
Barbie
It's out the mud.
Milk
Her daddy about kill you.
Barbie
When I seen the wires, I was just like, but at&t don't use that no more.
Kiki
Everything is optical areas.
Barbie
I hope so.
Kiki
Fiber optimal. I thought you was gonna show us what your car looked like.
Barbie
My car is perfectly fine.
Kiki
It's fine. Okay.
Barbie
It is fine.
Kiki
We'll see it.
Barbie
Kiki was like, oh, it's okay.
Kiki
Just when we leave out, we'll see it. We've been knocking that bumper back in place all weekend. Shut up. Well, y' all gotta do like Matilda's daddy. He said, we super super glue. The money is cheating.
Barbie
My daddy
Kiki
get back. We need you women. But no boys. Out the mud. That was very much the theme this weekend. So that just means you fried. That's right. That's crazy because the guy said it
Barbie
today on the pod.
Kiki
And what. What was the context?
Barbie
The context was my video that I posted while we were on vacation.
Kiki
Oh.
Barbie
Out of pocket. Out of pocket or pee the A you.
Kiki
Everybody's like, drop the link. Was it bad? It was giving. Yeah, it was sexy.
Barbie
Like, yeah. It wasn't nothing.
Kiki
Hey, it was fire, though. They like Barbie. Barbie be knowing what she doing.
Barbie
I'm like, this is the thing. I'm now about to set up subscriptions on ig. So, yeah, I'm gonna figure that out today. So subscribe, baby, subscribe.
Kiki
One thing I will say about Barb, she is very good. She's like, the queen of making some, like, traditionally raunchy look just, like, girly and cute and bubbly. Like, innocent. Like what? Almost like. Like the way you've never been me twerking out the roof like that. They would have butchered me. Yeah, you make it look, like, toned down.
Barbie
It's B A R, B E E.
Kiki
She makes it look playful. Versus yeah, like, if I would have did some like that, they could listen. Like, you don't. You don't. Like, even when you twerk on. Like when you was twerking on stage and it just doesn' super slutty.
Barbie
So we.
Kiki
This just gives, like, party girl having a good time.
Barbie
Well, that.
Kiki
That's good.
Barbie
If I do it, I'mma look like a Kiki. I was about to post the picture and I was about to post the picture. I can send it to you. I was about to po a video of me twerking out the. I was twerking out the sunroof of the car while we were going down the highway at 80 miles per hour. And Kiki was like, no, don't tag. It's 520 somewhere. I said, it's not you, it's me.
Kiki
It's my booty.
Barbie
Not yours. It's my booty. That's the chaos, cocktails, conversation, girl.
Kiki
Oh, speaking of which, Kiki, that's what they want to see. I'm like, okay. Speaking of fucking twerking, bitch.
Barbie
What?
Kiki
You got me fucked up. Oh, turbo booty. The way you had me. I'm like, I'm not sharing this shit. Don't tag me in this. You hate it. I hate it. I'm like, oh, this milk. You gotta go to this. I said, you had my bitch booty on like McQueen. I was like, what is going on here, bro? I said, hey, this bitch got me fucked her. I said, said, no way. I was dancing like that, right? And then was acting all confused. I'm like, what, girl? Hey. I laughed for a good five minutes
Barbie
saying, did remind you of Detroit music, though. Detroit music is really bad.
Kiki
Didn't make it no better. They was like, damn, she got that turbo.
Barbie
She got that hell D. And.
Kiki
And I was drunk, so I'm like, I don't even remember twerking. So I'm like, damn, I was twerking that fast. And then I heard an audio and it's like. And I'm like, this bitch. You sped up my twerk, bitch. I'm talking about this bitch. Got me on her going like, drill booty. I'm like, oh, she got Me fucked up, girl. And then you had me on there dancing like that for, like, 10 seconds, bitch.
Barbie
Because that's the thing. She said they would have spin up, and it was.
Kiki
That's what they want to see.
Barbie
That's what they want to see.
Kiki
No, they don't want to see me shaking my ass fast as fuck. My sister called me crying, laughing bitch. I said, bitch, leave me the fuck alone.
Barbie
You really hated it.
Kiki
I hate it so bad. That's why I didn't. I'm like, don't tag me. I'm not sharing this.
Barbie
Oh, my. Listen, this is. See, it's hard. It's hard being a throuple because what the hell?
Kiki
Trio problems. No, if y' all see it. If y' all go to the 520 somewhere page or Barbie's page and see the way she had me twerking fast. And then I said, bitch, why you got me over here dancing with. Twerking with the turbo booty? She said, oh, we was on our Detroit shit. I'm like, that's not what I want you to say. I want you to acknowledge that you said sped this up. You making it sound like I was just naturally dancing fast. I thought, 10 speed.
Barbie
Listen. But she said, it's 10 seconds. And mind you, I wanted the clip in there because it was playing Belly Gang, and it was our pregame to 5, 20 day, but it was so long. So I tried to speed it up to put it in the clip because my clip was long. So I didn't. I didn't know it was a problem. I'm sorry, Sugs.
Kiki
I'm so weak.
Barbie
And then the last thing from the road trip, Kiki. Kiki drove back, and she was like, kiki drove. She drove back.
Kiki
You know why I drove? Hold that thought. You know why I drove, though, girl? Because. So the first two days, like, the first day, and I have a trip. No, literally. And I was sitting up front the whole time because these don't mind sitting in the back. I'm like, okay, cool. I'm up front with it then, right? So Portia's driving, and she's, like, trying to figure some out, right? And I'm just over here, like, killing my little Starbucks iced coffee frappe and everything. And she looks over and she said, she's a passenger, princess. For real. I'm just like.
Barbie
Kiki wasn't doing. But looking at herself and sipping her drink.
Kiki
I'm like, you know what? I'm gonna contribute.
Barbie
She wasn't helping with the gps. She wasn't happy with the music.
Kiki
You see how surprised I was? I said, hold on. Kiki dropped. She drove the whole leg. She will have your ass, me and a whole out here doing everything thing.
Barbie
Passenger Princess Kiki.
Kiki
She said, no, it's fine. No, you good? Do you relax. Let me help my business. Okay. Here, here. Go. Yo, you didn't play the soft launch to Barb's only fans. Wait, what was you saying about the last part of the trip? B?
Barbie
Oh, so Kiki's driving and she's just like looking out the window.
Kiki
She's like all those dead deers.
Barbie
It's making me so sad. She was like. She was like the last one.
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Kiki
My feelings was hurt. Why were they dead? Oh, no. Hold on. First of all, then she gonna ask k you fuck people's car.
Barbie
They can't. Kiki's voice was cracking and everything.
Kiki
Girl, I was. I was sad. I think I was still drunk, but I'm dead ass. I'm still sad about it. But no, this blew it. It's really out the mud. When I knew it was out the mud when she said, you know what? I used to really be obsessed with Roku. And looking at it, I'm just like, I love it.
Barbie
Like, I be like, damn, what if you.
Kiki
You would never. You would never feel sad for a deer again. If you ever hit one. Have you ever hit. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, please. But still they look so helpless. On this. I was so. So.
Barbie
It was a little bam.
Kiki
It was a d side of the road. I'm like, y', all, I can't take. I cannot take it. Oh, it was little babies. Yeah. Bambi. His was like, damn.
Barbie
I was laughing at her face.
Kiki
Was literally laughing. I'm like, what the are you laughing for?
Barbie
Next. Her voice was cracking everything. I'm like, girl, Girl.
Kiki
I was. Do I have this call?
Barbie
Frankie?
Kiki
It was so. I'm sorry. Not. The neck was broke.
Barbie
How was his neck?
Kiki
She said, do it again. I'm like, all right.
Barbie
She thinks it's not funny.
Kiki
It's not. It's really not.
Barbie
Them deer was everywhere. Huh? Peter.
Kiki
Peter.
Barbie
Over, dears.
Kiki
Why? Because. Because I feel bad we didn't hit it. Damn.
Barbie
Yeah. Peter, kiss my ass. Because,
Kiki
listen, we are really sad about the deer dying.
Barbie
It was already dead.
Kiki
Okay. Okay. Barb. No, the body is.
Barbie
You cannot see anything. You can tell that I don't have a swimsuit top on. But what was the problem?
Kiki
Oh, I didn't know that.
Barbie
Yeah, that's. I guess that was the problem.
Kiki
It just looks so sensual and sexy. Yes, very much. It's giving. Video vixen. It's giving.
Barbie
They were judging us. They judging me because of the background. And they was like, where are you? But our.
Kiki
Our stayed in a container. Yes.
Barbie
And it was fire.
Kiki
No, it wasn't a container home. That. That was just the siding on the house. It was beautiful. It was three levels. She's up there with the hot tub on the ro. With the, like, lights. Super sexy fire.
Barbie
Thank you. I. You know, I'm just embracing myself. And we had a conversation about me
Kiki
all in milk business.
Barbie
I know, me. Anyway, I feel like ladies can relate to this, though. We were having a conversation about, like, do you feel like you're sexy?
Kiki
Well, you might as well like it while we here, man. Yeah. Why?
Barbie
You ain't like it? Share it.
Kiki
We like your. We be liking all your.
Barbie
We said when you be like, yeah,
Kiki
we be reposting it and everything.
Barbie
Wait, okay. Let me do the sexy conversation first. Do you feel like you give sex appeal? That you have sex appeal? I know you're gonna answer like your twin. Answer it.
Kiki
Yeah. You feel like you have that sex appeal? Sometimes.
Barbie
I didn't. For the longest, I didn't think that I had, like, sex. I thought I was cute, like, pretty, you know? But having sex appeal. I wouldn't say that, because y' all just said my twerking out the window is innocent.
Kiki
Yeah, you have a playful side, but that. That sex. That sex appeal is.
Barbie
So I'm trying to turn my sexy up.
Kiki
So if y' all don't, like, when I say. I didn't say innocent. I say it doesn't give trashy ins. Slutty.
Barbie
Well, that's good.
Kiki
Cuz there's a fine line. There's a fine line between, like, sexy and slutty or trashy or whatever. Like, if you shake your ass, you make it look like ain't gonna be like, oh, this hoe. Like, if they knew better, her out there having the time of his time of her life. Like that one real risk. Yes.
Barbie
That.
Kiki
That's you. Like the first time we partied with you at Georgia Street, I'm like, I mean, this is on top of booths, on top of table, on top of cars. But it don't. It just doesn't give the same vibe as, like, if somebody else did it. It's just like, oh, she's just partying, having a good time.
Barbie
And so while we're here. Words.
Kiki
It might be the locks. Maybe that's it.
Barbie
Take that. But. Okay.
Kiki
No, I think. I think it's just the. I don't know. It's like the way you move or something. It's weird. It's like you. You probably butterflyish.
Milk
Yeah.
Kiki
Yeah, I would say so.
Barbie
You said what?
Milk
I got the most sex appeal.
Kiki
You think so? I would say so.
Milk
Glasses.
Barbie
It's your eyes with glasses and locks. Yeah. Boy, let me lie to you. Come here.
Kiki
And your confidence. But it. I don't know. It's just something about it. You just don't look slutty.
Barbie
That's why I appreciate that. Because in the comments, they were like, She's 30. She's a whole.
Kiki
It's hard to diagnose it, but.
Barbie
Yeah, but that makes. That leads me to words on the rocks. And guess what it is, y'.
Kiki
All.
Barbie
We have two words on the rocks.
Kiki
Do we?
Barbie
Yeah. So this one you don't know.
Kiki
Okay.
Barbie
Laughing
Kiki
yeah, yeah. Can. Can you explain, please? Girl, they haven't.
Barbie
I am not AI.
Kiki
They said unkg. Neck and neck. They said. I don't know whose words her. Him. I was cracking.
Barbie
They. So they was like, I don't know who. They said, me and somebody needs to be in a competition of saying expeditious. I'm like, I know how to pronounce stuff. I don't know what happened in that moment. And I actually posted that re. I would have noticed that I said live laughing instead of living. I would have cut the part. You didn't realize it.
Kiki
You were just. Your brain was just combining laughing and living.
Barbie
That's it. They were like, oh, God, she's glitching. She.
Kiki
You do have a little bit of dyslexia sometime. If. If you know, then you know.
Barbie
Yeah. So. So we're laughing. We. We're laughing. We're living. We're laughing, we're loving. We outside, all of that. It's a real word. Look it up.
Kiki
Yeah. A ho ass.
Barbie
Yeah. Look at this on top of cause.
Kiki
Oh, my gosh. Carbon Woody 3000. Y' all got me so up.
Barbie
What looks bad about that truck?
Kiki
Y' all got me.
Barbie
What looks bad about twerking?
Kiki
Infinity. Are you. Are you twerking serious?
Barbie
I'm so serious. I've been twerking that fast.
Milk
Hey, that's funny.
Kiki
Throw that motherfucker.
Barbie
She was throwing it.
Kiki
Bow. Bow.
Barbie
Hell.
Kiki
She sped it up.
Barbie
It was Bessett. That's just like your friend, dude. We were totally loaded.
Kiki
It's not funny. And she over here talking something. See? It's fine. It looks good. No, the. It does. You got to admit it.
Barbie
Kiki and Trump don't play about stuff.
Milk
It look like you naturally doing that.
Kiki
I know. That's what makes it worse. Hold on. Don't say that. You were there, boy.
Milk
It's out the mud.
Barbie
Yeah, yeah. Get in the mud. No. Get in the mud.
Kiki
He was there. He was.
Barbie
He's always with us.
Kiki
He's our chaperone. Yeah.
Barbie
He didn't want to come to Nashville.
Kiki
He'd just be making sure we don't. I don't know. Some weird ourselves.
Barbie
We still make bad decisions with Milk, so. Yeah, he's not there for that. He's. He's just there. Motion Milk,
Kiki
y'. All.
Barbie
Speaking of that, let's move on to numbers.
Kiki
Y' all know what I should.
Barbie
Last thing about Nashville.
Kiki
Indy 500 booty.
Barbie
The last Indy 500 booty. Look at her.
Kiki
She's serious.
Barbie
Y' all leave her.
Kiki
And that was race weekend.
Barbie
Yeah.
Kiki
So it was on theme. I thought it looked. Y'.
Barbie
All.
Kiki
I can't wait till she get you and be like, what I get all the time. Do you? No, you don't. Yes. I take the biggest L's on the couch. Bitch, please. Last week was a major L for me. And you know what? I had to fight for my rights. Let's talk about it. And I lost. But it's fine. What do I talk about?
Barbie
The production part.
Kiki
They trying to Zeus network a bitch. But it's fine. It's Fine.
Barbie
So we haven't been on this couch since Bella Belly Gang was on here, right? That was so major for us having him on the show. We were super excited.
Kiki
Bart Simpson. I'm about to disappear into the bush.
Barbie
That's Homer Simpson. KD did that too, though, didn't he?
Kiki
Ah, he was hiding. Oh, where's the pig? Where is the piggy? Kd, though, he was with it. He was with a black queen.
Barbie
But for the Billy Gang situation, we tried to explain in the caption, we literally went from the concert to the couch. So if you want to hear a whole bunch of stitching. So if you know how lit we were, at least myself how lit we were at the concert, Malk was lit as well. So he's recording the show. We're on the couch. We're talking to this amazing guest. And we was just having fun. Like, Belly Gang was really, like, one of the guys. It was. The vibes were crazy. Yeah, he was really, like, chilling. He wanted me to keep making this damn purple drink. We got a Belly Gang of.
Kiki
And let me just say this, y'. All. Cause y' all got my sister up talking about some overly going. Orange is going, going. I'm sorry, but y' all done really lost the plot. Because if you watch the show or even if you watch the reels. Was just vibing. He told my sister she was gorgeous. We was all just vibing with the. Giving him his flowers. Like, and what's wrong with a little bit of innocent flirtation?
Barbie
Like, we are.
Kiki
What's wrong with that? We're a heterosexual male and a heterosexual female. Or females just having a. A flirty little vibey time. What the.
Barbie
And it was more vibey than flirting.
Kiki
Yeah, definitely that. But it's like, so what? Even if we flirt and vibe here and then never talk to each other again, do y'.
Barbie
All.
Kiki
Not like that. Which I want to do. Flirt with y' all homeboys. I think they're just used to, like, the dating pool these days. It's kind. Definitely gives like Hunger Games. Like, y' all are so stiff. Like, y' all don't know. Oh, yeah. And shout out to London McQueen, number one on Instagram. Because he was defending us in the comments. Normal human interaction. Instagram. I was on Instagram. He was the one who was like, I mean, literally, it looks like they just doing a job and they got a guess and they're just potting. And also, I will say this because obviously, if you don't know by now, I'm usually the drunkest one out of the crew. I don't know why. When it's me versus versus the liquor, the liquor always wins. We take turns what it is. And however she drunk in love, every time she get lit, y' all know I get y' all done see me and she. If she didn't see me in action, like, then you know, I just fall in love when I'm drunk. But it's also because I really am a lover girl in real life. But I feel like I have to suppress that so much because these niggas just ain't so when I'm drunk, it just spills out of me. I'm just weird and in love.
Barbie
Your hair in this plant is really ironic.
Kiki
Can I swear I can't hear it?
Milk
I. I ain't going to lie, though. I think, like, even to y' all testimony, though, like, he was real comfortable. He was laughing, tell jokes.
Barbie
Like, he was. For sure.
Kiki
It's normal interactions. And I'm just saying, like, it'll be in our faces and they'll act like just super normal, super whatever. Like, not like that. Like, they'll try to hide, like, the flirtation. But then being all three of our dms like that, that's weird. We're not gonna act like just vibing in real life and just going with the flow is weird or going or anything like that. Like, bro. And on top of that, it's like, when you're drunk, I think your normal drunk self is just your normal drunk self. But when you get on this couch and you got it in your mind, like, okay, we're about to pod, and you're trying to give it that extra oomph because you're trying to pod, but your judgment is also off a little bit because you're drunk. It just like, comes across as a little baby.
Barbie
This is. It's 5, 20 somewhere cocktails conversation. You hear me? Chaos. It's gonna be.
Kiki
Yeah.
Barbie
Belly game was excited to be here, and it was an absolute.
Kiki
And we were catching vibes for context. We caught a vibe prior to the couch, after the couch, like, the whole entire night.
Barbie
He got some merch.
Kiki
Merch. We went to the club.
Barbie
He was so chill, and I was nervous about actually interviewing him. And then so to interview him drunk, I was over here, like, yeah.
Kiki
But he definitely set the tone and made it to the point where we were, like, super comfortable. Like, he definitely just felt like one of the homies. And also, like, with him and sorto, they both had just, like a super, like, southern hospitable. Like, just like, real masculine, real vibe. Like, honestly, just like a vibe that living here around Most majority of these, I'm. I'm just not used to. Yeah, it's. It's the energy that they brought in, especially. Yeah, it's rare. Like, he was. They were both really cool, and it's just. He's so cool. Like, just want to milk 30. Flirty and thriving.
Barbie
All right, we ain't cutting it later now.
Kiki
We definitely. We definitely don't know in this hot.
Milk
9 times out of 10 for me, get on the couch. Y' all all bad. Why wouldn't I?
Kiki
What's wrong? Tell me about it. Yeah, we were professional with. With Lido. We was just lit with. But I mean. But Lito.
Barbie
I told Lito I was a reverse cowgirl.
Kiki
Oh, you did say that. I. It was. That was just the vi. My thing is why they ain't take it there?
Barbie
That's the chaos.
Kiki
Why they didn't take it there with our. With Lito. Like, when I was, like, saying we was talking about polygamy, and I said, no, Barb. Cause I'll be like. He was like.
Barbie
My mom said that was her favorite part. She was like, that was so cute. I'm like, girl, you want me to be gay, too?
Kiki
So see, they wouldn't have a problem with polygamy.
Barbie
Nah, I wouldn't say. I wouldn't say that. My daddy gonna be like, now listen here.
Kiki
I do appreciate the people who didn't look too far into it and just.
Barbie
But you know, they. People are gonna comment and just. That's what they do.
Kiki
So we love y'. All, the ones who were the ones who had some to. So much to say about it. Like, y' all was just projecting. What. Y' all would eat this dick up if y' all was on the couch or something.
Milk
Boy, it's out the mud.
Barbie
Oh, it is out. Happy, happy pride month.
Kiki
Yeah. Shout out to the gays. Love you, gay girls and men.
Barbie
Do y' all have any gay male friends?
Milk
What's up, girl? We met in.
Barbie
Oh, my girl.
Kiki
Gay male friends. I'm sure I do, but I'm sure. Wait, wait. What's the. What's the real. We've been reciting all weekend.
Barbie
He said so. Oh, God. We have to play it. It's so funny, but he gave his brother or his friend a cake for pride. He's like, happy pride. I got you this cake because you gay. And he was like, what does it say? He's like. Like, be who you. Be who you are for your pride. But he got him some Skittles in the boy. It was so funny. I gotta definitely send y' all the clip, but, yes, Happy Pride Month to those that show their pride. And happy future Pride Month to those
Kiki
who hide yet to come out the closet. Come on out to all you DL. It's okay. It's a safe space. We will not judge you.
Milk
Like, little party.
Kiki
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been to one before. Out of town, bro. You've been to the one here, haven't you? Yeah, I've been to the one here, but it's. What's so funny about what you was doing? I used to be gay.
Barbie
Oh, I forgot.
Kiki
But when I went out of town, I really. She said, it's so. Like, I used to be.
Barbie
I forgot, though.
Kiki
I forgot you sounded like a alcohol. I am reformed. I'm a reformed gay. No, I just had a phase, y'.
Barbie
All.
Kiki
But anyway, no, the Pride parade that I went to out of town. My loved me so much, y'. All. He went with me.
Barbie
Oh, that's sweet.
Kiki
Don't worry about it.
Barbie
What did that. Would you do that? Would you go to Pride with your girl?
Kiki
The reason why. Why he went is because I was with my sisters. We were out of town, and I was with my sisters. I brought sand to the beach, like I be doing. And my sister wanted. She's gay, and she wanted to go and so obviously wasn't around together. I'm not gonna say moving around together. And I'm like, can you come. Can you come to this. To this parade? I ain't put too much context on it. He was like, yeah, cool. And next thing you know, this thing is there with chaps on. Yeah, all that. I'm like, oops, sorry. He didn't give a. Yeah, he not.
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He's.
Kiki
I love that. That's very much. He's in his masculine energy. I love who I mean. No, I don't like it when men act super, like, homophobe. Like, it's giving.
Barbie
It's giving.
Kiki
It's just like, why does it bother you so much? Like, just mind your business.
Barbie
Yeah, mind your business.
Kiki
Go about your life and wait.
Barbie
So speaking of Pride month, my girl, Stud Buds, she had this clip of
Kiki
where she said, which one?
Barbie
Now, you know, I don't know they name. Who got the pink hair?
Kiki
Courtney. The brown skin. Brown skin one.
Barbie
Okay. The brown skin one.
Kiki
No, okay, that's. That's it on the left in the. Okay.
Barbie
She had 21 of 20. 21 different females that she dated at her game or Was dealing with at her game.
Kiki
What's wrong with that? She just like, we twins. Do y' all know how many I invited to the concert in 520 day? Oh, like, literally talk about it. No, no. How many? We don't even talk about how many exactly. I'm just saying I understand.
Barbie
For your pride.
Kiki
No, I just understand you like. Like, I'm popping myself for my support. My day. Come support me. And she's. She's officially a millionaire. She just got that bread. Bread.
Barbie
So I'd be one of her 20.
Kiki
If they. Not if they don't got a problem with it. Why should she?
Barbie
It's a knife. Courtney. Hit me up. I'll be 22, baby.
Kiki
Don't.
Milk
Oh.
Barbie
Who got a song called 22? I'm feeling 20?
Kiki
Oh, Taylor.
Barbie
Yeah, there we go.
Milk
I ain't gonna lie, though. Speaking of June, y' all seen the Diddy and Daphne Joy joint?
Kiki
No.
Milk
Diddy sex tape.
Kiki
Oh, I heard about it. I haven't seen it. I want to see it.
Milk
Did you see was on Twitter? I ain't watch it. Oh, quit playing me, though.
Kiki
What happened? What happened in the video?
Barbie
I said, speaking of June, speaking of pride month live. Be who you are for your pride.
Kiki
What, was she pegging him?
Barbie
No. Did he. Diddy was watching her have intercourse with another man.
Kiki
Well, we know he'd be doing it.
Barbie
And they say he was back there playing with his micro penis as.
Kiki
Oh, I did hear he had a shrimp.
Barbie
They said, like, he. Like, not even shrimp. Like, it's micro. Like, at this point. No.
Kiki
Why he ain't get a. He got all that money. He should have got an implant. But that. I'm sure that affects the feeling and the sensation.
Barbie
Well, he's not feeling anything now.
Kiki
I would. This or that. I'm sure he is. This or that. A big dick that don't function or a little dick that do.
Milk
Big dick that don't function.
Kiki
What?
Barbie
What?
Milk
No, I'm saying, like, I can't feel it.
Barbie
Yeah. No. Yeah. You can't.
Kiki
Yeah.
Barbie
Or it can't get in my.
Kiki
You just wanna. You just wanna.
Barbie
Please.
Milk
It don't get up.
Kiki
No, it gets up, but you can't feel. You can't feel the sensation. You can't feel the pleasure. You're talking about like you're talking about them for themselves. I thought you was asking us a question. He answered that question. I'm like, wait a minute.
Barbie
Out the mug.
Kiki
I was talking to you. He. I didn't know what you was. Who you was talking to. Hey, I do appreciate Freaking Mike's answer though. He said, I'll take the little boy that want the little one. I want the little one she love L D Whoa.
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Kiki
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. No, I don't.
Barbie
Stop.
Kiki
Stop mixing up the. You know, they like to clip. It is. It's out the mud today. Look, Mike said it's not the size of the boat, but the most of the ocean.
Barbie
No, we had this conversation while we were in Nashville. Like, we were literally, like, potting the whole time in Nashville.
Kiki
No, y' all would have been so proud of us. We potted the entire time, bro. If it's big and it get hard, I could work with it.
Barbie
Just lay down here. I don't like extremely big ones. I don't. I think that I don't like.
Kiki
I'm not talking about a man dingo.
Milk
If. If I. If I get high, like, say
Kiki
smoke, listen to pop the perk a little.
Milk
You feel me?
Kiki
Okay, we know.
Barbie
Oh, they say perky, perky.
Kiki
So how do you climax? It's crazy for you. They don't feel.
Barbie
So that's why they be going for a really long.
Kiki
Yes. I don't like that. You trying to kill my spirit. You trying to kill my confidence. We three hours in. No, sir.
Barbie
Wait, wait. I said I was done talking about Nashville.
Kiki
If we go on for three hours and nothing has exploded yet,
Milk
it's a problem.
Barbie
But three Hours is insane.
Kiki
No, it's not.
Barbie
For some girls. Different strokes with different folks. I want rounds, but same three hours consecutively. There's no way that that's happening.
Kiki
I don't know. I just. I just.
Barbie
I'm gonna need that wet that was up under that pillow. Malk. Oh, you wasn't up there. I'm gonna need that wet up under that pillow.
Kiki
What are we talking about?
Barbie
My guy. My guy. Jeff said when he was younger, he was in his 20s, he was cracking a girl. He was like, it's going crazy in here. And he like, you know how you
Kiki
stretch and did it.
Barbie
He said he reached on the pillow, and it was a bottle of wet. And I was like, baby girl at 20.
Kiki
She was sneaking. She was sneaking.
Barbie
But he said, but this is my thing. Jeff was probably here. Add a little bit more like. But no, at 20.
Kiki
What did he say it?
Barbie
Yeah, spin that baby. Where all my oily at?
Kiki
Okay, no, play the.
Milk
Play the real Nashville.
Barbie
Wait, before. Before. Last thing about Nashville. Kiki, how do we.
Kiki
How do we miss this?
Barbie
This was major. We went to an after after party, y', all, and it was a man in there that was 82 years old.
Kiki
Oh, and listen, not Pop Pop.
Barbie
A girl walked up because I was like, he. The guy was waiting, was like, yeah, this is my granddad or something. Something like that. And so he was sitting there next to a little babe, and I'm like, okay, what's up, Paw Paw? She was like, what you call him?
Kiki
Paw Paw?
Barbie
She said his name, Big Daddy. I said, oh. I said, are you his granddaughter or his girlfriend?
Kiki
She said, neither one.
Barbie
I said, okay, mama business.
Kiki
Pop Pop was in there, was offended that she called her his name.
Barbie
Big shout out to be about that.
Kiki
Why did you do that?
Barbie
Why? I know the guy we were with, he said it was his granddaddy.
Kiki
So you. Oh, I see. Listen, he owed his.
Barbie
In there with a fan on. He's fanning the strippers, putting them up under their dress. They fanning.
Kiki
They pe.
Barbie
Pocket fanning. They booty hoe. He can't. He did my boobs like this. I was like, yeah, Pop Pop. I mean, Big Daddy. But he was old as ever, throwing ones at the stripper. And he was outside. This is the after hour. It's five in the morning. Go to home. Go to sleep. Papa, why are you here? Here. But that was Big Daddy.
Kiki
But yeah, by the way, shout out to 29th Street.
Barbie
He showed us a great shout out to 29th Street.
Kiki
And Chin those.
Barbie
Those are our guys.
Kiki
Those were Your replacements, Malk.
Barbie
We tapped in Nashville. Them was our guys. They really protected us.
Kiki
Yes.
Barbie
Black truck everywhere. Security. Everywhere we went, I think we were feeling like what we was feeling like.
Kiki
What was we feeling like?
Barbie
We should. What we should feel like. What? Real. You said you want to play Kiki.
Kiki
The one with BG And Angel Reese.
Barbie
Bg. Oh, you tapped into basketball for real. You got nicknames?
Kiki
Oh, my gosh. She used to love. I used to have the big, biggest crush on her.
Barbie
Her Depot voice, Ain't it?
Kiki
Back when you was gay in college. No, when she was in college. I really wasn't gay at that time, but I would have been again.
Barbie
You know, my. My heart is tied.
Kiki
Like, now.
Barbie
Look how big she is.
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That's.
Barbie
That's a. A hell of a woman.
Kiki
Like, so unnecessary then, y'.
Barbie
All.
Kiki
Look, she tried to save it, but it's just like, it wasn't even that deep. She said no me bounds today.
Barbie
It's the thing. The WNBA is balling like they got a point to prove.
Kiki
I'm sorry. Look at that, bro. You don't clothesline my girl at this point. It's. It's domestic violence. That's a domestic bro. Somebody get the police up here.
Barbie
Oh, my God.
Kiki
Charge.
Barbie
You just. What she said her name. Big Daddy Daddy. Brittany Griner said she be dead.
Kiki
It's definitely giving Big Daddy.
Barbie
That girl said what you call your name? She's giving Mad dog shout out to bg.
Kiki
Y' all don't know Mad Dog off of Jason's lyric. Oh, my gosh. Crash out the nick. His daddy used to get drunk and be his. Be his mamatime. No, I can't remember.
Barbie
No, I know the movie. I just can't think of that right now.
Kiki
She's still drunk.
Barbie
So, wait, so that was. That was your favorite, like, basketball player?
Kiki
Yes, I used to love her down. So she wants a Baylor.
Barbie
What's your favorite, favorite basketball team? WNBA or NBA?
Kiki
Oh, I mean, I'm kind of like a home team kind of girl, so. Pacers. Pacers.
Barbie
Name five players on the Pacers team.
Kiki
Reggie. Can I say Larry Bird? Does that count? Oh, not on the current team.
Barbie
Try. Try all generations.
Kiki
All generations. Larry Bird didn't play for the Pacers. I know, but he was the coach. That's what I'm saying. Can I say him? Does that count? All right, Because I know some current Carlisle. Is he the current coach?
Barbie
We're not talking about the coaches.
Kiki
All right, fine. Listen, that was a went. Rick Carlisle was the host. That was the last time I Paid attention is what I'm saying.
Barbie
Okay.
Kiki
It's been a while. Oh, Jermaine o'. Neill.
Milk
Current players.
Kiki
I can't. Okay. Tyrese Halliburton.
Barbie
All right, Tyrese. And then.
Kiki
Okay, the little. Y' all got me messed up. What's the. What's the little.
Milk
In general.
Kiki
Oh, five in general. Okay. I said Jermaine o'. Neal. Tyrese Hallibur, Reggie Miller. Metal World Peace.
Milk
Okay.
Kiki
Okay. But he was Ron Artest also. Oh, what's his face. Used to play Lynx. Used to play for. For them. And Jeff Teague, of course. Sorry.
Barbie
I was today years old when I found out Jeff paid for the Pacers. Now I'm just playing. I knew, I knew.
Kiki
I know.
Barbie
I remember. Cuz they were mad that he. That they was up in the by the jerseys when they gave him tickets, but okay.
Kiki
Man, bro, this wore a New York hat to day game, bro. Say I did. Didn't I do. I did. Okay. Right? Yeah. Thank you, ma'.
Barbie
Am. I don't know if I can name. What's your favorite team?
Kiki
I said, do those count? I kn.
Barbie
They didn't play.
Kiki
I'm just saying. Can they count like that no more?
Barbie
I think I can name five. Let me try. So Tyrese Nimard.
Kiki
L. Nimard.
Barbie
Nimard Hard. I thought it was Nim Hard. Nim Hard. Nim Hard. The African guy.
Kiki
Oh, Siakam.
Barbie
Siakam. And then the. The really cute guy.
Kiki
Who's really cute? Johnson. He not on 18 no more.
Barbie
He got some little mixed kid. He ain't playing with him. What's his real name?
Kiki
He the one who came on the show. Jj that's what they was calling him on the.
Barbie
That was him?
Kiki
Yeah. Is he Johnson? He used to have, but he just
Barbie
recently was on the. He was on team?
Kiki
Yeah, he was last year. His name's L. His last name, Johnson. Is it Josh? No, I mean, not Jeff. It's J.J. something. Yeah.
Barbie
J.J.
Kiki
jerome, Jamal. No, I'm just kidding. It's your.
Barbie
Nah, I don't. That's all I got. Okay. Okay.
Kiki
I named six. I named six people.
Milk
And the coaches and thank you, Mel.
Kiki
Oh my God. Back up. Stop basketball.
Barbie
You really know basketball.
Kiki
I. With. With fever. I like the fever.
Barbie
You know, five people in there.
Kiki
Mike goes low. I'm not. I'm not Mic.
Barbie
Five Fever. Five Fever.
Kiki
Oh, Lord.
Barbie
Let's go.
Kiki
Raven Johnson, Caitlyn Clark, Aaliyah Boston. Cunning, Stephanie Cunningham and other popular black girl. Oh, right. Kelsey Mitchell, period.
Barbie
Yeah. Give us some tickets, please. We want to Be front and center, not by the jerseys. It's 5:20 somewhere. We're working on our sports.
Kiki
Yeah, that building that part of our portfolio.
Barbie
I want. I would like to be at the Indians baseball game. Just somebody give us some tickets so we can be somewhere to.
Kiki
Now cut it out.
Barbie
I always used to take myself the mascot.
Kiki
He's an Indian. Moving on. Thing a guy ever did. She said moving on the what? What is it? Brokest thing a guy ever did to y'. All. Bought me a fake bag.
Barbie
Was it in. In the plastic?
Kiki
A fake Louis bag? It was in a what style? It was in the. It was a speedy. And it was in a monogram. It was in a dust bag, but it was not in, like, the shopping bag or nothing. Like, no box. It had a lock on it, but it was very shiny. A very shiny lock. And it was just like fake as. And I was pretty young, but I'm just like, no.
Barbie
When. Like, did he give it to you for like a holiday or you just like, here, babe.
Kiki
No, it was just like. It wasn't a holiday. We had just. We were like freshly dating. We hadn't had sex or anything. And I don't know if he just felt like he was trying to impress me.
Barbie
It was some training wheels to get the real bag.
Kiki
But it was just like.
Barbie
What did you say, like, when he gave it to you?
Kiki
I was just like sitting there, like, thinking in my head, like, bro, this fake as. And then I just took it and then I threw it away when I got home.
Barbie
Oh, this. This has me thinking, though, about the broken state. This came from a Twitter post. They said somebody on IG asked the ladies, what's the poorest thing a man has ever done around y'?
Kiki
All?
Barbie
And it said, one girl said he had a king size bed with a queen size mattress. So remember, they were judging me for the long. Listen.
Kiki
Oh, my God.
Barbie
A king size bed with a queen on.
Kiki
King size mattress. Mattresses are expensive.
Barbie
All bedding.
Kiki
What did you get the frame for if you couldn't afford the mattress? You got two things that don't match the woman.
Barbie
The woman probably took the bed and was like, we done. You ain't keeping this bed and cracking nobody on it. She probably took the mattress and left him with the box springs. You know, the box springs ain't nothing but. Yeah, what are they?
Kiki
Wood?
Barbie
No, I'm saying it's two. It's two full size mattress.
Kiki
Wait, so they had the box spring too?
Barbie
Two twin makes up the box?
Kiki
Yeah, the. The bed frame and the Box frame
Barbie
with a queen size mattress. So it was like you could step down.
Kiki
That is very weird.
Barbie
That's a bit.
Kiki
That's. That's a different one. I mean, although men do be having some crunchy ass, low caliber ass mattresses.
Barbie
At first I couldn't think of the poorest thing a man had done. But now I think one Valentine's Day, this man, he just didn't give a about me anymore. So he should have just didn't even do it. He went and got me like, you know how they be having those like made up things? That is probably one of the worst gifts you can ever give. Oh, like, you know, they'd be selling them on the corner. It'd be like a teddy bear, balloons and stuff like that.
Kiki
Straight off,
Barbie
it was. It had like some bottles of wine and some other stuff. He said he had somebody make it, but it was just so like I said, give it to your mom. He was like, what do you mean? Why are you saying give it to mom? Why would I give it to my mom? Because why would you give it to me if it's not okay to give to your mom? Why the you think I want this cheap ass wrapping paper basket with these cheap ass bottles?
Kiki
Don't give me no damn gift basket. For real.
Barbie
That is the. The worst gift that you can ever give. The most thoughtless gift ever. Like these, these hoes don't know what I want to be putting in no basket. Like, no.
Kiki
And they be putting some straight. He said he hit you with the Easter basket for B day.
Barbie
For video.
Kiki
For real.
Barbie
And it was late.
Kiki
You lucky it ain kickball in there.
Barbie
It probably did. I didn't when I told you I didn't even look at it when I seen that it was wrapped in plastic.
Kiki
Uhhuh.
Barbie
I didn't care to look at it. Give it to your mom, bro.
Kiki
Get this out my face. What about you, y'? All? I was really young when this happened. I was on a date. I was on a dinner date and the dude that I was with, after we like got done like eating our food makeup, he looks, he looks over at me and he look like, is looking at my hair and he goes, I cannot make this if I'm lying. I'm flying. He put it on the plate and then he gets the. The waitress to come over and he was like, excuse me, there's hair in our food. There's hair in her food. And she's like looking at the like food, like eight on. And then she's like looking at the Piece of hair. And then she looks at my head. I'm just like, oh, my God. Lord, want to get along Cheeky. What? I was really young also, I think that nigga was on drugs. Drugs? You never told me about that. Is that the. Why would I say that? That's the. That don't tip.
Barbie
That is insane.
Kiki
Oh, my gosh. See, we've had. He's a repeat offender. I done been on double dates with that. With that, her and that man before, and he would leave super small tips. So they took it off the bill. Wait, I'm just like, this is crazy now. He pulled your hair out for that? He was like. Like, let me see. I was like, what the. I'm like, ow. What are you doing, Kiki?
Barbie
That is probably the lowest.
Kiki
Literally goes and puts it on the plate.
Barbie
That was not cheapest ever. You took the. Took the cake with that. That's insane. You won.
Kiki
I win.
Barbie
You win. Go, girl.
Kiki
He definitely used to do some cheap. I used to have to compensate for his tip. All right, moving on. I was like, why you're. That's what you're leaving for a tip. Tip. And he'll be like, I don't care. They don't take my granddaddy.
Barbie
His granddaddy.
Kiki
His granddaddy had, like, a restaurant or
Barbie
something, and so he should know better, I guess. If you knew better, baby, you do better drugs.
Kiki
All right. What was I gonna say? Damn. Wait, you were on the show when they was talking about the tire conversation.
Barbie
Oh, yeah. So y'. All. So y' all have y' all fathers in y' all life? It was a real about a girl. Yeah, it was a real about a girl. The tire had went flat. Flat. And she texts her dad, like, hey, dad, how do I change the tire? Because to tell her boyfriend or something. And he was like, first thing first.
Kiki
Break up with him.
Barbie
So we know you miss and that you can do things on your own, but how do y' all feel about men doing masculine things? Knowing how to change a tire, knowing how to, you know, things like that? What are your standpoints?
Kiki
I mean, if you can't save me, then what are you here for? But I think if he was willing to do it it, then he should have just helped guide him, because you have to learn at some point, like, if you don't gotta come into the situation. Knowing how to change my tire, like. But we could either figure it out together. But if I'm with a man, I'm not. I'm not changing the tire.
Barbie
So if he was There he's like, I don't know what to do. Like you would guide him through it?
Kiki
We could. Yeah, we could. Got. But I'm not gonna do it.
Barbie
How would that make you feel though?
Kiki
It wouldn't make me feel no type of way. I mean, you gotta go through it to get through it it.
Barbie
I like that.
Kiki
If you never learned, then you just never learned. Maybe you've never been in a position to where you had to change a tire. Maybe your daddy, maybe your mama was a hoe and you don't know who your daddy is so he couldn't teach you how to change a tire.
Milk
That's a good woman.
Barbie
I love that.
Milk
Yeah, it's a good woman right there.
Kiki
We love. They love that response.
Barbie
I love that cuz. My vagina would have instantly dried up and I would have been like. But the guys were saying if he's
Kiki
willing to change the tire, but he just doesn't know how. How can you. You get any forever for sure on
Barbie
this same phone that I just text.
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Barbie
You should have took it and got on tik tok or YouTube because you can learn how to do.
Kiki
And that's, that's probably okay. And that's what we're gonna do. Or I can just walk you through it.
Barbie
Or problem solver. I don't know how to change a tire, babe, but I'm about to get eight aaa. I'm about to call somebody. Just get it figured out. Sitting here being lost in a sauce with me. It's not what we're gonna do because
Kiki
I don't know, we're not doing that.
Barbie
I don't want to.
Kiki
I don't want to be with a guy and it's just like, it feels like I'm by, by myself. Like you can't save me. You can't save the damn distress.
Barbie
They literally be like, what, what are your. What is something that you want in the man? First thing for a problem solver. Because I got a lot of problems, baby. Help me, help me. You have to be able to figure something out.
Kiki
I love a problem solver. I'll take a problem solver over a trick.
Barbie
Yeah, me too.
Kiki
What y' all want? What about y'? All?
Barbie
No, definitely, definitely a problem solver. Over.
Kiki
I love me a problem solver.
Barbie
Like I was having the worst day of my life the other day. I'm being so dramatic because nothing was going on, but I was just overwhelmed him and I called my dad and like before he could say hello, I told him every single problem that I had. He was like, give me a second. I'm gonna call you right back. And when he called back, he handled. Had everything.
Kiki
Oh, no. She called him when we was about to hit the road complaining about sparkling image, not cleaning her car outright. And I'm over here just wiping and scrubbing and stuff. And he's like, they didn't clean it. They didn't get this. They didn't get that. It's okay. I got you, baby. When you get back, I'm like, I know that. That's so sweet.
Barbie
Real man here. So y' all be trying to act like I'm just a bird and I don't got no good father.
Kiki
I got the best father ever, princess.
Barbie
I am. I just make bad decisions with men. I used to. Not anymore. But the guys led that to saying, be H number saying they're not changing a tire. That's what they pay insurance for. That's what aaa. And that was another discussion. So we're gonna sit here for 30 minutes and wait on AAA when you can just get out here and change this tire.
Kiki
That's. I mean, whatever is clever, to be honest. Honest. So, I mean, you. You feel like a man should definitely be able to change a tire. What do you feel like?
Barbie
You.
Kiki
What do you do around the house? Like, girly, general type vibe.
Barbie
You want to ask your sister?
Kiki
Yeah. What do you do? She can cook, she can clean. Not a treat. A right. Period. But yeah, you know, but I'm just saying, like, that's not. Like, you might have to change a tire, like, once every few years. But then what. Why are we. We shouldn't even be comparing it to, like, what women do in the house.
Barbie
Ain't that the problem? Ain't that the problem with this gender warning? But they were saying if he knows how to change cars, he's paying. I mean, knows how to change tires. He's paying the bills. He's doing all of this. What do you contribute to the household? What womanly things are you doing? And what I told the guys, I'm like, cooking, keeping the house clean, making the house a home, being a man. I didn't say all this on the podcast because I don't care to sell myself to men. Because. Because I'm just. Yeah, you know how I am right now.
Kiki
No self promo.
Barbie
I'm just not. I'm so content just being by myself that I don't even think about these things. But Behan was literally saying, like, so what. What is. What's your favorite. What's your favorite dish? To cook and I'm like, probably like some chicken. He was like, so you want a man doing all this and he got to come eat chicken six, seven different ways. He's like, you supposed to be over there practicing for your man and I'm just like practicing for a man. A man better be practicing for me.
Milk
I got a question though.
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Milk
When y' all first meet a like y' all don't come out the gate like being yourselves, like being nice, being a certain type of way, like somebody you gotta bring that out of you being nice.
Barbie
No, I'll be being nice doing things for them.
Milk
Yeah.
Kiki
So this is my thought on it. Traditionally, women are the catch. Therefore men are supposed to be the ones chasing like it's if you're just like overselling yourself and being like over promoting yourself and just doing the fucking most to get this man's attention, you're Essentially chasing him like you're begging for his attention and his validation. There's nothing feminine about that. That. There's nothing feminine about chasing a man. He's supposed to be courting you. There's nothing feminine about courting a man. He's supposed to be courting you in the courting stage. Now once we're together, there's nothing feminine about courting. What there is feminine is service, like serving your man once he's your man. Baby, you got to get us to the promised land to get the perks. Like, I'm not courting you in the courting stage. Why would I be chasing you? You're a man. Why do you even want me to chase chase you?
Barbie
Okay, Dr. Brian. No, that's right. Hey, go ahead and put her licenses real put her license up behind her mike like Dr. Brian over here. No, but that sounds really good. But it's like I, I, I even myself when I was like dating, I was finding myself like paying for dates and stuff like that. Just like off the strength of trying to show them that they're not being used or, or this, this and that and then like you said. But that's, that's courting. That's chasing. That's corny. Yeah, like, I mean, ain't corny, but it's just not what women are supposed to be doing.
Kiki
I'm probably gonna pay for a date like on some like special occasion like your birthday or sweetest day or something like that. But outside of that, like the women buy the groceries. I'm not no needy ass person. I'm not sitting here and asking you for every little thing. Hair money, nail money, grocery money, you know what I'm saying? Maintenance money. Yeah, I'm not, I'm not doing that. I don't say I'm not a beggar bigger. So it's like when I go to the grocery store, I'm gonna pay for all that. I'm gonna cook the food and also even like with to go. Like you're the girls. Nine times out of ten, if we're not going on a date, you're just trying to make sure the house is fed and make sure some food at home for your when you get home, you're paying for that as well. So it's like I should never ever have to come out of money for a date because. Yeah, because you do. You be out with us and you will make a call and be like you. Anytime I go out, if I got a at home, I'm literally, baby, want something I'mma send you a picture of the meal, the menu and everything, like, so I should never have to pay for a date. Respectfully. Oh, speaking. So did y' all see TA from the rap city? And he also is on the radio, too. But did y' all see his, like, wife posting her face?
Barbie
Oh, I did, allegedly. I seen that she had, like, a gash over her eye and her face was black, allegedly.
Kiki
So that's basically what she was insinuating. But then she ended up taking. Taking it down or whatever. But I just. I mean, if he did do it, he really did a number on her, and I feel like that's so mean. Also, I feel like when I'm. I don't know about y', all, but on my timeline, I see so much negative stuff coming through like that. But also, like, man kills pregnant baby mama and baby man kills ex. It's been a lot like girlfriend or whatever. By the way, it's also mental Men's Mental Health Health Month, so. But anyway, I know some with some mental health issues. I see. I see a lot of that down my timeline, and I feel like even with home Tiga's, like, wife or whatever, it's just, like, I think that we have to. I was. Because I was talking to somebody, my masseuse, who was, like, out, and I haven't seen her in a while. And we caught back up, and she's like, yeah, I'm back. She was, like, injured, and she was telling me that she had to get surgery and stuff. And she basically was like, like, slowly but surely telling me that she got, like, hit by a car. And then she told me that her ex is the one who ran her over or whatever. And then we were just talking, and she basically was, like, saying that she called the police on him and he's fighting a case, and he also has his. She has, like, a restraining order on him as well. And so I was like, I'm so proud of you. I'm like, I'm proud of you for standing on yourself. I'm proud of you for standing on that. And then we were just basically saying, like, like, when the red flags happen, I feel like, as women, you need to get the. But then also when a. Take it there with you, like, hold him accountable. Don't be scared to, you know, seek justice for yourself.
Barbie
Leave after that first time he put his hands on you. Yeah, but.
Kiki
And I am calling the police. Yes. Like, don't call. I'm sorry. No, for real. And it's like, these are not going to Learn like, do you know how many women we see come across our timeline then even like the girl who south. That South Africa thing.
Barbie
Oh yeah, with the white man.
Kiki
Yeah, he's. He was acquitted of everything. Like he's in I guess proven innocent allegedly and everything. And it's just like. But we don't know what happened with that. But my thing is like accountability. Like it really does come down to accountability. Like hold these accountable, stand on that, stand on yourself. And even like men stand on your brother, your friend, your cousin, whoever, nephew, whatever.
Barbie
And that with it and with it being Men's mental health Month, I think that that's another thing is that they need to. Men need to get help. We need to make it a safe space for men to know that therapy is okay. And I do think that it goes. But not to put, not to like blame women, but they say like we're, we're not a safe space for men to be able to, to be able to like vent and let us know their traumas and things like that. But. And because we use it against them. So we need to be able to be a safe space. Them men go through mental things just like women. Everybody goes through mental issues and that's a part of being a couple and being a man's peace and being his understanding. And that's vice versa too because it's. Women do domestic stuff all the time too and kind of get away with it. But just going forward like this while we.
Milk
I need to come to the young side, man.
Barbie
Y' all just. Y' all don't be doing.
Kiki
You don't be crashing out. Y' all don't be putting your hands on women.
Milk
No.
Kiki
That's cute.
Barbie
I love that them pill popping perk heads be spazzing out. But no, we, we really be.
Kiki
No, but it's the ones who pop pills and the one who sit. The ones who sit. Oh, they do be abusive. Oh, honey, what is wrong with them? Bipolar.
Barbie
And you cannot let alcoholics.
Kiki
I dealt with the alcoholic not that long for like three days. I'm talking about came up to my kids school. They're like, are you okay?
Barbie
Well, they need therapy. They need addiction.
Kiki
They need some. They need. They need to be tasing these. They need. They need them little. Them little them things that they need those collars that zap them as soon as they start acting crazy. Crazy. You're acting manic. Go get you some Depakote, you crazy ass man. I don't like that we're stamped as the unstable creatures because I Feel like these men, baby, y' all are taking it to a whole new level. Y' all don't. Y' all together, guys, y'. All. Y' all don't know like this. Y' all don't know these kind of men. That's why. I don't know.
Barbie
But anyways, and that was the biggest thing that we want to cover this on the show, though, for all the females that are watching or any men that may be getting sent his ass to jail, bitch. And don't give him no more chances.
Kiki
No, for real. All aside, we love y'. All. We're here for y'. All. Get it together. Let's help y'. All.
Barbie
Help us on both sides. Let's work real therapy. Keep your hands to yourself.
Kiki
I can't with the police. I can't with the police. Okay. All right. Anyways, out of pocket or pee. Okay. Of course, we all know Lotto's new album, dropped. Did y' all have a favorite song on the album?
Barbie
This person? No, I'm 22 now. That's the only song I know. The one, though, where she actually discarded.
Kiki
Yes. It's called Give Me that. Yeah, that song is.
Barbie
You listen yet?
Kiki
Yeah, I listen to it. I don't remember the song, what they're called, but the one with about 21 savage was cute.
Barbie
All the songs about 21 savage.
Kiki
No, no, no. The one calling for you, you, you. I forget what it was called.
Barbie
She sampled a lot of, like. Like, old school songs, too. I really like that. That's.
Kiki
Yeah, she really got in her bag on night album I with it. But. But yeah. So out of pocket or P. So basically, y' all know. Y' all remember back. And she said it wasn't a diss when Cardi was calling her or whatever, basically, to Ice Spice's manager. The reason why she was calling Ice Spice manager, by the way. And going off is so funny. Do y' all know the context?
Barbie
No.
Kiki
You want to know?
Barbie
Yeah.
Kiki
Okay, so I. Spice dropped a song, and she was like. She said she a baddie, but she be touching her face. Face.
Barbie
Okay.
Kiki
I'm like, oh, my God. So she called the manager and went completely off. And she's like. He's like, well, what did she say? And she's like, you know what she said? You know what she said and all that. And she's like, so you think I'm like, lotto, first of all, that was so rude. Like, you don't have to. Like, you didn't even have to throw me in there. And then it's just like she. When she apologized, she's like, I didn't mean to da da. Like, she did it by accident. And it's like. Like, how the do you call me by accident?
Milk
She not a girl's girl.
Kiki
You think I'm multiple times. Because this is the thing. And even if you know you have somebody in your life, a sister or friend or whatever, who is more of like a pushover and you're trying to, like, make a point or whatever, I might be like, I'm not such and such, but I'm not never gonna be like, you think I'm like such and
Barbie
such, even saying I'm not such and such a shame.
Kiki
She saw, like, that was like a little over the top. And I'm sure she obviously, she never planned for it again leaked or whatever. But even like the damage control that she did. Lotto said in her interview with Breakfast Club that she did that tweet or whatever and talking about, you know, apologizing in public, buying her barking, you know, in private or whatever. But she said she never hit her personally. Like, they were on text and they were friends and she's like, she never hit me personally until months later. Until, like, basically like, she seen Lotto wasn't like Bo or whatever. But I don't know. The Internet is divided. They feel like Lotto is like. Like, that was a little dramatic for her to not speak with her and then just, you know, address it on the album. But I just feel like this is the industry, this is your job. You know what I'm saying? I'mma capitalize off of whatever my situation is, whether it happened back then or whatever. And then like, girl, I slid. I was on your album. Like, I'm on your album. And then I'm sorry, I don't. I don't got no words for you. Cuz it's one thing to feel like, oh, we're in networking network positions or like, it's just industry relationship ships or whatever. But she said she looked at her as like a real friend. So it's like, if I look at you, if I view you as my girlfriend, I just came to do this work for your album. And then like a couple days later I see you bashing me on the Internet. Basically, bro, I probably don't want to hear nothing you talking about. And she was pregnant, but she was pregnant too. And then you didn't even reach out to me personally. You want to talk about buying me a Birkin online? Like, I don't need a Birkin. I Just needed you to be a stand up.
Barbie
And that's what she said in the lyrics. Like, you talking about buying big mama
Kiki
bags, you know, ain't already bought it. Like, you know, I honestly can't believe the people who are like saying, like, wow, she's dragging it. Or she's being so dramatic. Like, no, if you're my real. If I thought you was. If I really looked at you as a friend, like that probably hurt her feelings and really caught her off guard hard. Like. Yeah. She has every right to feel the way that she feels and, you know, address it. Where is it? Because I'm a ghoster anyway. But if I'm a rapper and I ghosted you in real life and then I just mention it on my album, I have every right to do that. So y' all stop being delusional. So that was her life.
Barbie
Cardi was out of pocket.
Kiki
I believe so.
Barbie
Cardi was out of pocket, I think.
Kiki
And they're saying, like, she's. She is. Because she. After when she went on a breakfast club, she said that she would actually have a conversation or she would be open to having a conversation. But at the end of the day, the marketing really, like chef's kiss. She really did her big one with that. Like, she's an interview. They talking about it on Enter. She's like the most. She's very lit right now. Yeah. So. And that plays a role. That plays a part. And I, I mean, she. You never know. She could have been open to a conversation when it happened. But you wasn't. You didn't have a conversation. You was trying to tweet about it. And some. Sometimes it's not always about this just happened to you. Sometimes it's not always about the occurrence or what actually happened and went down. Like, it is what it is. We can. We can get over this or we can talk about it. We can fix it, whatever. It can be fixed. But the response, like, handle me with care. Like, actually give me a genuine response when you do your damage control. Okay. So anyway, only fans model Sophie Rain, she said that an NBA player offered her $15 million, y', all, for her virginity. First of all, do y' all believe that I will say this too? She did go online and she was saying that she. She released her real age for real because she used to lie and say that she was 19. But I believe she's actually 23. And she admitted that she'd be lying about it because she know these is pervs. But so we know she lied about her age. I Don't know. Do y' all think she's a. She's a virgin.
Barbie
Sophie Rain.
Kiki
Oh, I don't got no reason to like not believe a if you are kudos to you period. Who y' all think offered her? She said an NBA player. Who y' all think it was? It's so many of them.
Barbie
15 million.
Kiki
Who can afford to throw a 15 million? James Harden. Why did I see that? Really? I seen James Harden. I seen kd. I also seen Shaq cuz he was, he was out with a black queen in there. Yeah, like Shaq. Shaq's not in the NBA. She said he was actively player an active player.
Barbie
Yeah. I don't know.
Kiki
People be.
Barbie
I don't know. I wish I still had a V card. I, I, I have no thoughts here. I just wish I had my V.
Kiki
Would you sell she's pretty lit though. She people love her. Would you sell your virginity for $15 million?
Barbie
If I had it but if you, if once you.
Kiki
Okay, so she's different cuz she's an only fans model but if you make it to 23 with your V club cart, you're probably too virtuous to sell it.
Barbie
But she's the only fans model I know.
Kiki
I. She's different.
Barbie
That's what I'm saying. But yeah, different. That's pretty.
Kiki
Do it. I sell my pinky toe for $15 million. For 15 million be walking cricket the rest of your life.
Barbie
And to a NBA player like I mean.
Kiki
Yeah, I probably would too.
Barbie
I probably would.
Kiki
Honestly.
Barbie
15 million. That's, that's, that's pretty sweet.
Milk
Oh y'.
Kiki
All. What's worse? A girl with a few bodies? A regular girl or an only fans model who's a virgin? This or that? I mean a few isn't that much.
Barbie
What's a few?
Kiki
Yeah.
Barbie
How many?
Kiki
What do you hand? A handful. I'll take the regular girl with a few bodies over a virgin. What about you? Mountains.
Milk
Yeah, I'm taking a regular girl.
Barbie
Why?
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Why?
Barbie
Why you don't want her virginity?
Milk
Because her put I want some that's experienced though.
Kiki
Oh she's.
Milk
I don't want to build a girl like come here. You a little slutty.
Barbie
We can come over you a little slutty.
Kiki
But if she's on only fans she knows pretty experience. She's, she's got she know a little something. Does the fact of her being an only fans model tarnish the fact that she's a virgin?
Milk
I wouldn't think she is respectful.
Kiki
All right, so Erica Banks Was saying she stopped counting her bodies after 20, right? What would y' all do if a led with, how many bodies do y' all got?
Barbie
Well, if you don't get a out
Kiki
my face check, please.
Barbie
If you back and for cut. Why? Ho, why? We too old.
Kiki
I'mma lie. No, it's okay.
Barbie
I'm a lie. I'm definitely going to lie.
Kiki
Lie my overachiever ass. I'm not. I'm not. So I'mma try to prove.
Barbie
There was Jerome and Eric and Kevin and Sam. There was Tyrone. No, but no, for real.
Kiki
Cut the trash. Okay?
Barbie
Would you lie, drop, or how would this conversation go? I just feel like there's no reason for you to be be. Why? Yeah, I'll be like, what does that change?
Kiki
How much do you weigh?
Barbie
I'm say, how much money do you have in your bank account? Then send it.
Kiki
All right, y', all, they sick of us.
Barbie
Well, we missed each other. We want to sit on this couch and talk.
Kiki
How long has it been? How far deep in are we? How many bodies we got?
Barbie
How many.
Kiki
They want?
Barbie
Because we missed each other and we wanted to pod. We. We missed the people. We missed y', all, too. When y' all being mean, trying to kick us off the couch.
Milk
How long y' all are?
Barbie
How long?
Milk
Two hours.
Barbie
It is not lying.
Kiki
He's lying. Oh, my God. Not from the start. Get me out of here.
Barbie
All right, bye, y'. All.
Kiki
No, for real.
Barbie
We out.
Kiki
Hell no. Now y' all being picked.
Barbie
This the thing, y'.
Commercial Announcer 3
All.
Kiki
We didn't do fit check.
Barbie
Oh, we did not do fit check.
Kiki
Oh, T.R. ended on turbo. Booty. I can'. I wasn't dancing that I'm about to do Turbo.
Barbie
Booty.
Kiki
You do it, do it, do it, do it. Be my father, y'. All. Y' all big time.
Barbie
She was like,
Kiki
that's the same color, too. Piece on deck. Yeah, with a scrunch. Booty don't play with like you about to go work out.
Barbie
Y roast me, cuz I turned Booty you bro.
Kiki
Y' all. Okay, this is war.
Barbie
I didn't know that you was really serious.
Kiki
I'll go next. I am fresh off the road. Why you always on the road? I drove five hours today and then dropped Pete Barbie's friend off and then came straight here. So giving a whole synopsis. You know, I like to give my disclaimers. Keo Turbo. To infinity and beyond.
Barbie
You looking good. Yeah, yeah.
Milk
It's a baby Turbo.
Kiki
It does say Baby Turbo. This is baby fat for the 99.
Barbie
2000s mind your business.
Kiki
Okay, bye.
Milk
For real, guys, out the mud.
Barbie
We love y'.
Kiki
All. See y'. All.
Barbie
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Kiki
Yeah, good near you. We'll be featured on there from time to time. Run that.
Barbie
Oh, I'm about to start it tonight.
Kiki
Hustle.
Milk
Let's start it.
Barbie
Do it, then be my father.
Kiki
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Kiki
So good. Your bill, ladies.
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Barbie
I got it. No, I got it.
Kiki
Seriously, I insist.
Barbie
I insisted first. Don't be silly. You don't be silly.
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Barbie
Okay.
Kiki
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Barbie
Shoot. No.
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Kiki
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Guaranteed human.
Date: June 10, 2026
Hosts: Jeff Teague (not present in this segment), with regulars Kiki, Barbie, Milk
Podcast Description: Club 520 is a viral podcast bringing together NBA All-Star Jeff Teague and his hometown friends for hilarious stories and lively debate about sports and culture.
This episode delivers total chaos and comedy as the girls recount their ultra-chaotic girls’ road trip—from a disastrous start with car mishaps and GPS failures, to wild nightlife adventures, and a no-holds-barred discussion on sex appeal, relationships, masculinity, and viral music beefs. The central theme is how everything went hilariously wrong before their trip even got started, setting off mayhem, messy confessions, and laugh-until-you-cry friendship moments. The tone is candid, uproarious, and unfiltered.
Timestamps: 03:25–16:23
Disaster Strikes Before Departure:
Barbie details hitting an AT&T utility box with her new car before even leaving, popping off her bumper.
"I was at the wrong, like, address...trying to back out...all I heard was, boom." — Barbie (04:41) "Her bumper fell off, the bump." — Kiki (05:21)
GPS Fails & Cheapness:
Barbie admits she routed the trip to avoid tolls, causing a six-hour drive instead of four.
“No, no, no, no. Let me tell y’all what Barbie cheap as hell... she put Nashville, Tennessee in the GPS, y’all. When we were three hours into the trip, that’s when she decided to put the address in and it rerouted us 45 minutes.” — Kiki (06:32)
Girls Trip Survival:
The group arrives barely on time for a show—party hard all weekend, living out of the car, and going straight from the road to the club.
“We literally had to get straight off the road and go straight to the Airbnb get dressed and was straight to Leo show. His show was lit...out after hour after, after hour after, after. We. We stayed out until the sunrise each night.” — Barbie (07:05)
Timestamps: 14:20–18:30
"Twerking with the Turbo Booty":
Hilarious debate about Barbie posting sped-up twerking videos of Kiki, much to Kiki’s embarrassment.
”You had my bitch booty on like McQueen. I was like, what is going on here?” — Kiki (15:12) “I'm like, that's not what I want you to say. I want you to acknowledge that you sped this up. You making it sound like I was just naturally dancing fast!” — Kiki (16:40)
Barbie’s Sex Appeal & Social Media:
Barbie discusses launching IG subscriptions, making raunchy look “girly and cute.”
“One thing I will say about Barb, she is very good. She's like, the queen of making some, like, traditionally raunchy look just, like, girly and cute and bubbly.” — Kiki (13:58)
Comparing Sexiness:
Light-hearted debate about playful versus “trashy” sexy, and why Barbie’s antics always land as fun rather than scandalous.
Timestamps: 29:30–36:00
Responding to Internet “Overreactions”:
Barbie and Kiki discuss fan reactions to them flirting with past podcast guests, defending normal, innocent flirtation between men and women.
"It's normal interactions… And on top of that, it's like, when you're drunk…you just fall in love when I'm drunk. But I feel like I have to suppress that so much because these niggas just ain't shit." — Kiki (32:39)
Drunken Podcasting & Vibe-Setting Guests:
Details on interviewing artists like Belly Gang, and the difference between actual chemistry and fan-projected drama.
Timestamps: 35:59–39:44
Heartfelt Pride Shoutouts:
The group celebrates Pride Month, shares stories about supportive male partners at Pride events, and laughs about "used to be gay" phases.
“I am reformed. I'm a reformed gay. No, I just had a phase, y'all.” — Kiki (37:15)
"Come on out to all you DL. It's okay. It's a safe space. We will not judge you." — Kiki (36:50)
Women Supporting Women & Fluidity:
Discussion on Stud Buds’ viral story about inviting 21 exes to a game—relating to being openly supported.
Timestamps: 39:52–41:24
Timestamps: 54:24–59:42
Dating “Broke Boys”:
Hysterical roundtable of the brokest things a man has ever done, from fake Louis bags to mismatched beds and gift baskets.
“The poorest thing a man had done...bought me a fake bag...I just took it and then I threw it away when I got home.” — Kiki (55:04)
"King size bed with a queen size mattress!" — Barbie (55:47)
Petty Restaurant Moves:
Kiki shares a story of a guy pulling her hair to fake a complaint and get the meal comped.
"He looks at my hair and he goes...he pulled your hair out for that? He was like, let me see. I was like, what the f—k." — Barbie & Kiki (58:53)
Timestamps: 60:00–64:23
Changing Tires Debate:
Should a man know how to change a tire? Opinions differ, but all value "problem-solvers" over “tricks.”
"If you can't save me, then what are you here for?... But if I'm with a man, I'm not changing the tire." — Kiki (60:28) “My vagina would have instantly dried up.” — Barbie (62:22)
Women’s Expected “Contributions”:
Tongue-in-cheek responses to what women bring to a household; emphasis on homemaking and not “practicing for a man.”
“A man better be practicing for me.” — Barbie (64:44)
Timestamps: 68:49–70:33
"There's nothing feminine about chasing a man. He's supposed to be courting you." — Kiki (69:04)
“Baby, you got to get us to the promised land to get the perks.” — Kiki (69:17)
Timestamps: 71:44–76:37
Confronting Abuse:
Barbie and Kiki urge women to leave after the first incident of violence and press charges—recounting stories of friends harmed by partners.
"Leave after that first time he put his hands on you." — Barbie (73:31)
“Let’s work on real therapy. Keep your hands to yourself.” — Barbie (76:37)
Men’s Mental Health:
Emphasis on therapy and making it safe for men to be vulnerable, while holding abusers accountable.
Timestamps: 76:42–84:53
Cardi B vs. Lotto/Ice Spice Drama:
The messy fallout from leaked calls and subliminal disses, with strong opinions on “internet apologies” and friendship.
"If I really looked at you as a friend, like that probably hurt her feelings...she has every right to feel the way that she feels and, you know, address it." — Kiki (80:28)
OnlyFans, Body Counts & Virginity for Sale:
Discussion about an NBA player (rumored: James Harden, KD) offering an OnlyFans girl $15m for her virginity.
"Would you sell your virginity for $15 million?" — Barbie (83:21)
"I'd sell my pinky toe for $15 million." — Kiki (83:43)
Sexual “Experience” vs. Purity:
Playful debate: Do men prefer a regular girl with "a few bodies" or a virgin OnlyFans model? Most side with “a little slutty.”
Timestamps: 84:53–end
Who Cares About Body Counts:
Both Barbie and Kiki joke about lying if ever asked.
"I'm a lie. I'm definitely going to lie." — Barbie (85:18)
The Realest Relationship Requirement:
"Problem-solver" tops the list for qualities they want in a man.
Barbie, on the road trip from hell:
"I dropped my son off. I was dressed. I was ready to go." (03:25)
Kiki, on masculinity:
"If you can't save me, then what are you here for?...But if I'm with a man, I'm not changing the tire." (60:51)
On caring too much about “perception” online:
"So what, even if we flirt and vibe here and then never talk to each other again, do y'all not like that?" — Kiki (31:40)
On “Turbo Booty”:
"If y’all go to the #520somewhere page or Barbie’s page and see the way she had me twerking fast...I want you to acknowledge that you sped this up!" — Kiki (16:40)
On men being “problem solvers” over “tricks”:
"You have to be able to figure something out." — Barbie (62:04)
Unfiltered, lively, quick-witted, and sharply real. The hosts don’t shy from risqué stories, but everything comes with an undercurrent of empowerment and hard-won lessons.