It's 5:20 Somewhere - Can You Date Someone Who Isn't Financially Stable? 👀

Summary

Club 520 Podcast – Episode: "It's 5:20 Somewhere - Can You Date Someone Who Isn't Financially Stable?" (July 1, 2026)

Overview of the Episode

In this lively, candid, and unfiltered episode of Club 520, the hosts — led by NBA All-Star Jeff Teague, along with Barbie, Kiki, DJ Wells, Bishop B Henn, and a circle of friends — dive deep into the complexities of dating and relationships, particularly around the topic: Can you date someone who isn't financially stable? With personal anecdotes, hot takes, and lots of laughter, they explore gender roles, double standards, trauma from past relationships, expectations in modern dating, and whether love alone is enough in situations struggling with money.

Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Grocery Store Economics and Life Updates

• Grocery Store Chat (03:03–05:55): The crew discusses their favorite grocery stores (Kroger, Aldi, Walmart, Whole Foods), comparing prices and quality.
  • Memorable Quote – Barbie: “Like, but still I, I could go in Kroger and just get a few things and next thing I know I didn't spend $60.” (04:22)
• Weekend Recap: Barbie and Kiki recount wild nights out and recovering rituals, establishing an energetic and relatable mood.

2. WNBA Fever Fan Experience and Online Stigma

• WNBA Chat (07:17–10:30): The hosts recount attending Indiana Fever games, addressing experiences of racism and online stereotyping.
  • Barbie on Stigma: “Somebody commented on our real... ‘they invite Black people to Fever games?’ Like, don’t do that.” (07:43)
  • Co-host: “Indiana has a stigma, but, I mean, mostly everywhere in the United States is racist...”
• Pride and inclusivity efforts in WNBA teams were highlighted, pushing back against negative stereotypes in sports fandoms.

3. Dating & Financial Stability: Setting the Table

• Where do you find good men? (23:13–23:40): The hosts debate if “all the good guys are already taken” and put a spotlight on how and where people try to meet potential partners.
  • Barbie: “If you're my age and you're not married yet, it’s something wrong with you...men be the villains. It don’t be us.” (23:32–23:56)

4. Single Mom Narratives and Gendered Blame

• Single Motherhood (23:57–26:27): Barbie and Kiki passionately argue that most women become single moms not by choice but out of necessity, often holding the man accountable for the reasons relationships break down.
  • Barbie: “No woman wants to sign up for being the head of the household...nobody wants to sign up for taking care of their kids by themselves. This shit’s hard.” (25:30–25:43)
• The group also discusses how social perception unfairly blames single mothers: "We leave because we literally have to." (24:30)

5. Red Flags, “Broke” Men, and Projection

• “Red Flags” in Men (26:32–28:41): Kiki notes that while women sometimes “project” their own ambition onto men (believing they can help him level up), it’s often clear early who is a “broke man.” The hosts differentiate between not having money and having a “broke mentality.”
  • Kiki: "It's a mentality thing too. That's why I don't want a man that can't get no money." (27:37)
• Conversations touch on manipulative behavior and women giving men the benefit of the doubt for too long.

6. Personal Stories: Loving and Leaving Broke Partners

• Why Stay? (28:41–30:40): Co-hosts share raw stories about staying in relationships with financially unstable men, often supporting them entirely.
  • Co-host: "I was literally funding our whole life. Bills, everything." (29:30)
• Role Reversals (30:07–31:36): Would the women accept a stay-at-home dad if they out-earned their partner? Most agree it's possible but express the desire for partnership and shared responsibility.

7. Gender Roles, Chores, and Double Standards

• Relationship Labor (31:13–33:11): The hosts highlight the emotional and domestic labor women do — working, cooking, being a mom, plus “staying cute” — contrasted with what they feel is often a smaller load for men.
• Why Some Men ‘Lay Around’? (33:32–33:59): The group questions men content with not hustling, underscoring frustration with passive partners.

8. Bedroom Dynamics and Relationship Transactionality

• Passion vs. Stability (33:50–35:39): The enduring stereotype: passionate intimacy is often found with broke men; financial stability is more "boring," but less stressful.
  • Barbie: “The best d*** you ever had was probably attached to a broke [man].” (34:06)
• Transactional Narratives (47:20–47:57): Women swap stories about being accused of transactional relationships and point out that men often introduce that dynamic themselves.

9. Ownership, Autonomy, and Healthy Boundaries

• Punishment and Communication (41:10–43:59): Whether to use intimacy or withdrawal as “punishment” is weighed, with consensus that over-communicating or ghosting can be unhealthy if not balanced. Guest urges, “End of the day, this still your partner … some people need that space.”

10. Projecting and Accusations of Cheating

• Projection in Relationships (44:02–45:41): Personal stories highlight how often men project their own cheating or insecurities on their partners.
  • Barbie: “When a [man] is constantly blaming or accusing you of [cheating], you probably on that, that’s probably what you’re doing.” (45:16)

11. Hot Takes: Age Gaps and Dating Preferences

• Older Men, Younger Women (59:39–62:22): Barbie brings a hot take: if she were a man, she’d date younger women — ‘they give you a spark, are less serious, and not as tired.’
  • Co-host counters that older men may date younger women because they can’t “get a woman your age . . . so the only person who’s gonna go for that is a kid.” (61:07–61:47)
• Mixed feelings on age-gap relationships and what each side brings to the table.

12. Final Hot Takes and Closing Banter

• Relationship Clinginess (63:35–65:52): The group discusses the pros and cons of being clingy, the need for personal space, and how relationship habits evolve with age.
• Couch Jokes & Endorsements: Playful banter about sex, club outings, and closing reminders to follow their socials.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• “No woman wants to sign up for being the head of the household...this shit’s hard.”
  — Barbie, (25:30)
• “It's a mentality thing too. That's why I don't want a man that can't get no money.”
  — Co-host (possibly Malka), (27:37)
• “I was literally funding our whole life. Bills, everything.”
  — Co-host, (29:30)
• “The best d* you ever had was probably attached to a broke [man].”**
  — Barbie, (34:06)
• "We say dumb, y’all say dumb. Y’all have crazy standards. We have crazy standards. We just need to just coexist."
  — Host, (48:12)
• “If she wanna...me personally, I’m gonna do it.”
  — Male Guest or Co-host, on being propositioned when flown out, (52:43)
• "If I was a man, I would date a younger woman...they not gonna be tired. They gon’ give me that little edge."
  — Host, (59:39)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 03:03 - Grocery price chat and favorite stores
• 07:17 - WNBA Fever, racism, and inclusion
• 23:13 - Where to meet “good guys”
• 23:57 - Single mom stigma and gendered blame
• 26:32 - Red flags and projection around “broke” men
• 28:41 - Why women stay with financially unstable men
• 31:13 - Gender roles and relationship labor
• 33:50 - Bedroom dynamics: broke vs. stable partners
• 41:10 - “Punishing” partners, communication styles
• 44:02 - Cheating accusations and projection
• 47:20 - Transactional relationships and gender double standards
• 59:39 - Hot takes: age-gap dating and “what men want”
• 63:35 - Clinginess and relationship evolution

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Final Thoughts & Tone

The episode is a raw, hilarious, and relatable deep-dive into Black millennial dating, gender politics, and self-growth. The hosts balance humor with vulnerability, unafraid to call out toxic behaviors (in both men and women!) and demand better for themselves. The freewheeling banter, personal accountability, and willingness to challenge social taboos make this episode a must for anyone interested in real talk about love, money, and what modern relationships look like from a woman’s perspective.

Transcript

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[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

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[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

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[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

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[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

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[Barbie]

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[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

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[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

It is 520 somewhere. I am your girl Barbie. And of course I got the beautiful sister twins. Sister wives. And I'm just playing you. I got the beautiful truck and Kiki here with me tonight.

[Ashley Akonetti]

Trap.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Tonight. Today. Whatever. Trap. How you doing?

[Barbie]

I barely made it here.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Barely.

[Barbie]

Y' all we was outside. I didn't get home till like 6:30 in the morning.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I didn't get home till like 8 o' clock in the morning.

[Barbie]

How about. Well, I dropped her off. She got home at like 6:15.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

How you feeling, Kiki? Y' all got. What's it called? Electrolytes, girl.

[Barbie]

Oh, honey.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Both.

[Barbie]

Listen.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

But wait, why is it in Spanish? What kind of stuff is that?

[Barbie]

Mine is in Spanish because I get mine from the Mexican store.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Okay, so that's real.

[Barbie]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Artificial dyes.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

They just, they got the, they got the flavors too. They had grapefruit, hella flavors.

[Barbie]

And I just like going to the Mexican store.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I feel like the food and stuff is fresh.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Yeah, it's fresh. It feels like a real grocery store. Like, feels like.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Is it expensive?

[Barbie]

It's a little. I feel like it's, it's higher than Walmart to me.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Yeah. Y' all know what else is surprisingly high? Safeway.

[Barbie]

I think safing.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Safeway's always been high. Which is crazy cuz they put those in like the hood.

[Barbie]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

And then tax it.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

You think that's cuz they know they got food stamps.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Yeah, but it's just crazy though. Like, but I feel like their meat is cheap though.

[Barbie]

Cheap. I don't know, like supermarkets. When, when. But I don't know because Kroger's the really the only place that I look at that has like the best price for groceries is Walmart.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Walmart.

[Wells Fargo Advertiser]

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[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

And I'm not a Walmart girly. I'm a Kroger girl.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Kroger got a Kroger. Carger is cool.

[Barbie]

Like, but still I, I could go in Kroger and just get a few things and next thing I know I didn't spend $60.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I don't like Walmart's produce.

[Barbie]

I'm an Aldi's girl too. I'm definitely Aldi.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I stop at Whole Foods.

[Barbie]

But Audi is for the cookers.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Audi also. It'd be. Yeah, sure. Because it'd be throwing me off.

[Barbie]

Okay. You'll be cooking.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Oh, he has some gross ass stuff. Like some of, some of the generic

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

stuff is like disgusting.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

That chunky soup, they got an Aldi version, right?

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Never drink any Aldi's juice.

[Barbie]

Okay, noted.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Also.

[Barbie]

Or they iced coffee. They're.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Sardines are gross.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

They're disgusting. And y' all know I love sardines. Like this is some stuff you cannot get.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Their produce is really, really fresh though. I feel like on the. They're healthier items. Like the spinach artichoke dips and things like that. Be really good.

[Barbie]

Oh, they got a Mexicali dip. That is so good. Oh, my gosh. Yes.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

What's that one stuff that we so angry?

[Barbie]

Hummus.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Yes.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I love hummus.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Yes.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

We need to do a little. We said we were going to do a little.

[Barbie]

A dip party.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Yeah, I would love also.

[Barbie]

They.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

They iced coffee is pretty good, so you have to mix it with creamer.

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[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

The plain kind.

[Barbie]

Oh, that creamer is nasty too.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Yeah, don't get their creamer. But they're. They're iced coffee.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Shout out to Audi's. No sp. We love y'.

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[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Yeah.

[Barbie]

Oh, that's right. Grocery shop.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

That's why I do most of my grocery shopping. You get the most bang for your buck, for sure. I'm gonna introduce our drink for the day. I took it upon myself to say that we're drinking refreshers, and then when I seen them come in with their electrolytes, I'm like one band.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

We were literally all on the same.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

But any drink that I make, you can make it either a mocktail or a cocktail. So this is a refresher. I made it with strawberry juice, litchi lychee syrup, freshly squeezed lemon juice, and a tonic water. So it's a refresher. I added in some, like, freeze dried strawberries, a lemon slice, and it's actually some blueberries in there as well as the lychee. And this is just so refreshing and so good. So this is for the day after. Super duper good. Malk, I had a question for you.

[Barbie]

I got a question for you before you ask, Malk.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Okay. Why the. What.

[Barbie]

What is that on your glasses?

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Oh, I'm starting a new trend. Trying to be a trendsetter rock star. No, my glasses. So yesterday was chaotic, so tried to be cute, put in some contacts, and I had. Put my glasses in, like a little box and I had the necklace in there, and it's the duck. I can't get it off, and I don't want to break my necklace. I need to figure it out. Just imagine I was drunk this morning. Like, I tried to have my dad do it. Like, it was just crazy. So I'm gonna figure it out, but for now, it's a little stylish thing. Call me little Uzi bird.

[Barbie]

Oh, my gosh. Hey, we was lit to them white people songs last night.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

Oh, yeah.

[Barbie]

They was looking at us like we was crazy.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

We had.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

We had fun. The fever got another W. Dubs in the chat. Dubs in the chat we're the Fever good luck charm. So at this good luck charm, not groupies.

[Ashley Akonetti]

Jeffrey.

[Barbie]

Oh, my God.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

No, for real. They can't lose a game when the five tools in the spot.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

The next home game. We won't be here. Will be in Cancun. But good luck to our girly pops.

[Barbie]

And y' all need to get off. They did. Calling, calling coons. And first of all, yeah, somebody commented on our real when we went to the Fever game or our whatever are real or one of them, and they were like, what? They invite black people to Fever games? Like, don't do that, y'.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

All.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Yeah, that's not cool.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Indiana has a stigma, but, I mean, mostly everywhere in the United States is races, and I feel like the Fever. The. For the majority of places, it is. The whole world is however we want to spend it. But the Fever are very welcoming to their. So their employees and their teammates. It's a lot of black women and black men that are involved, and they try to be very inclusive with even, like, pride and in black. So I feel like they're definitely trying. It's when people are. I think the thing is, it's people that are online, like fans and stuff, that make very nasty comments and even other podcasters that really push that. And it's just, like, it's unfortunate that the players and the team have to get that smut on them from people sitting at home on the computer just talking.

[Barbie]

And even the fans, like, I saw, like, on X, like, they were saying, if you're a Fever fan, then you just a maga. Like, whatever. Can we say that on here? They were just saying, if you. If you black and you a Fever fan, then you're a. Like, that's insane.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Insane.

[Barbie]

Or you were. You were just born and raised in Indianapolis.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Are you exactly.

[Barbie]

Being a Fever fan since, like, Tamika Catchings and there are a lot of new fans to the space. But come on now. Y' all can't do all Fever fans like that, and y' all can't do.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

And as black girlies on the team.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Wnba. The. The women in the WNBA have been going really, really hard. And I'm so glad that now that I'm a little more tapped into it and it feels good. I'm like, yeah, girls, let's go. Let's. They out there balling. They out there playing very hard. Them refs another. Another day. Once I get a whole even like us. My basketball terminology up, refs. I'm coming for y', all because what

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

y' all worse than Y' all worse

[Barbie]

than the people the refs are. The refs are in on it. Y lines like, what happened?

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

She didn't even touch her.

[Barbie]

What are we doing? The refs are wing. They do not like us. Y' all be acting like, oh, we just get so many calls. No, we don't.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

We be there alive in 5K and that it just do not be going our way for real. Also, I do. Let me just say this, too. I feel like it wouldn't be such a huge thing. Y' all wouldn't be spewing all this, all this hate and all this friction if they wasn't popping their, like, they're really, they're really, like, popping a shit right now. And they really got a chance to, like, win the ship and every. Win the ship and everything. So it's like, also, I feel like that's part of the reason why y' all doing all that. Amen.

[Barbie]

Amen.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

But also, that just made me kind of think super random how my brain works. But do you know why people with Tourette's say the craziest stuff ever?

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

I be thinking that.

[Barbie]

I think, I think some of it

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

is especially the ones that capitalize on social media because of it. Like, ain't no way you just walking through life saying this.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Yeah, the people, people have those disabilities. They. And they do. But I just want to know what I, I, I guess they said something in their brain function takes the filter off. But they say some crazy stuff.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Yeah. Like, why you ain't, why you ain't like, what's that shit called when they be doing they little outbursts and shit?

[Barbie]

But why you don't just be.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Yeah, why you don't just be like, praise Jesus. Like, you never hear them say anything good at all.

[Barbie]

Why are you saying, like, racist shit

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

and filthy shit that we can't even say on here?

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

They be saying shit like some crazy on gta.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

On gta. Going into our words from the block, Young Malka, what the heck does on GTA mean? And where did it come from on gta?

[Male Guest or Co-host]

Basically like a fake thing. Like, if I be like, yeah, I'm about to hurt this person in my own gta, so I'm gonna get caught up.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Oh, okay. So to keep it, Keep it clean so you don't get so, like, allegedly.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

Yeah, basically.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

So, like, on gta, we can sit and we can say some crazy on the couch and be like, on gta, and then you don't gotta, like, cut it.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

So, like, we gotta say on gta it's all props.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Yeah.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

And no, in real life, you say on gta, but they don't know that, though.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Oh, oh, so we still gonna get flags. So we can't say on gta. Okay, we're cutting that out. Thank you.

[Barbie]

We can't say that.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

No.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

You can't even say. Do you be bleeping our stuff?

[Barbie]

Well, can you write that down that you gotta bleep that? I said that at the time.

[Wells Fargo Advertiser]

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[Barbie]

You good? You got it.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Okay.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

It's gonna be. We're gonna log on. It's gonna be over there.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

No, stop saying.

[Barbie]

Because I forgot.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Right.

[Barbie]

Because you keep on saying.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

On the God show, I kept saying blow job, blow, job, blow. That's like. Stop saying it. Stop saying.

[Barbie]

Can you say bj? I don't know what's. What's. What's yalls word for a bj?

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Nick. He said neck dinner Sounds disgusting with things that you do with your mouth. I had a random question if you could. Do y' all remember y' all first kiss?

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Yep.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Okay. Describe it in one word.

[Barbie]

I don't know. I was nervous. I was nervous.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Mine was white. White, White, white, white.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

A white boy. One was really.

[Barbie]

Oh, wait, because you told us about this. Weren't you really young?

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Yeah, I was really. I was in elementary school.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Okay. My first kiss was in preschool, but it was for the Christmas play, though. But it wasn't a real kiss, though. It was like a kiss on the cheek. So that don't count.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Yeah, that don't count.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

But my was. I don't know. It was.

[Barbie]

It was.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

I would say it was like, dry. That didn't know how to kiss dry.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I thought you got to stop saying the N word so much.

[Barbie]

That man. Yeah, that boy on gta.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Yeah.

[Barbie]

No, I was nervous. I was in seventh grade.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

My first kiss.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I wonder if that one I'm even talking about count. But my parents always had me in,

[Barbie]

like, it don't count. When was your first real kiss?

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

It was with another white boy in, like, fifth grade. Yeah, girl, I was in. I was in, like, these predominantly white schools when I was younger. So it was just like when y'

[Barbie]

all first started kissing. Like, did y' all used to, like, tongue kiss and French kiss?

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

No, that was later on in life. Do y' all like kissing?

[Barbie]

So I saw this. I saw this real. And the lady was like, ew. Who tongue. Who French kisses after however many years of marriage I want to say. She said, like, 20 years of marriage. And I don't know, I think that, like, getting Slobbed down and getting. I don't like people trying to put their tongue in. In my mouth.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

It has to be in the. When we're going crazy in the bed.

[Barbie]

Yeah. We gotta be like the movie type of breaking clothes off, and it got to be that type of vibe. Like. But, bro, if we just. If we just sitting here and we not about to do Mr. Nasty Time. Like, don't. I don't.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Yeah, it's like. Like at this point in the game, it's like a form of foreplay. Like, yeah, it'll get you. It'll help get you there and get you going. But outside of that, I'm not really trying to.

[Barbie]

Bro, if I'm just saying goodbye. I do not want a French kid. Or tongue kiss.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Like.

[Barbie]

Yeah, we say tongue kiss.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

No.

[Barbie]

Okay. Black people say tongue kiss, and white people say French kiss. What do y' all say?

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Tongue kiss.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Kiss him.

[Barbie]

Yeah, that sounds pretty ignorant, but also.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Oh, my God, geez.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

So. But no, also, I feel like we. We tongue kissed or French kissed a lot when we were younger. Because that's like some you do when you can't. When you're not. Yeah. Because you can't have sex yet. Or even what you do in the beginning of the relationship. Like they were saying, because you're trying to stick to your 90 day rule or some. It's not like.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

But you just never had a minute. You just want to kiss on all the time.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Yes.

[Barbie]

Or even like a wet peck.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Yeah.

[Barbie]

You know, I don't see. I don't want your. I don't want your tongue in my mouth.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

And it's like a double, triple peck. It's cool.

[Barbie]

That's like.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

That's like.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

That's how I do.

[Barbie]

And my tongue is like a sister, too, so I don't want to stick that in somebody's mouth. Do you know how many bacteria you

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

swap millions of bacteria when you tongue kiss somebody. It's actually kind of gross.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

It is gross when you think about it.

[Barbie]

Buzz and these be drinking it. I mean, these men be drinking and smoking and.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

But y', all, like, spit in your mouths, huh?

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

You like people to spit in your mouth.

[Barbie]

Okay, again, not when we about to say goodbye. Like, if you kissing me goodbye, I don't want you to H2 in my mouth.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Is. Is absolutely crazy. Did y' all have, like. I remember when I was, like, young and wild and in the clubs, I used to be in the clubs kissing all the girls.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Girls.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Did y' all have a kissing in the club era.

[Barbie]

Era.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

I I think I've definitely done that.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I used to be in the club kissing all the.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Oh, my gosh, one time I did that. And the posted it on her story. Yes, y'. All.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

And you got in trouble.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

My man was on my top. I'm talking about on my top.

[Barbie]

I didn't even know who the girl was. He's like, I know her.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

I had to write her and tell her to take it down and everything.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

You look so horrid.

[Barbie]

And, man, one time I was in the bathroom, like. And we're like in the mirror, and it's just like. You're like, oh, you're a bad. No, you're a bad. And then, like, we're in the mirror and she's like, recording and stuff. And then, like, she sticks her tongue out. You know, back when we used to stick our tongues out in pictures and stuff. So we're just like, sticking our tongues out, and next thing you know, they touch and then we just go. And we just like, start tongue wrestling. And then like, I'm coming. So she posted on her story. I followed her. I reposted it. My best friend was like, I hate that. I'm like, what?

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[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

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[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

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[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

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[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

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[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

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[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

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[Barbie]

Rock, paper, scissors.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

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[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

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[Barbie]

I know. But I'm just like, bro, she was cool with me.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Yeah, some filthy girls in the club too. The next day, be like, oh, my God, I just sucked every dick in the party.

[Barbie]

Oh, my God.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Like, that is so disgusting thing.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

What?

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I'm beat. I'm beat. Like Taco.

[Barbie]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

No, no, literally, y'.

[Barbie]

All.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

I was praying while getting dressed. I had to call Trap to literally, like, we had to talk each other through that get ready session because I

[Barbie]

was, I threw up. But once I, I, I vomited, y'.

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[Barbie]

I threw up like three times. And once I did that, yep, I threw up that White Castle we had last night.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Yeah, we had no business.

[Barbie]

I'm like, oh, my gosh. But I'm glad that we did that because it on your stomach to absorb all the, all that liquor, bro. I, I was fine after that.

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[Barbie]

Okay. Man, we was just drinking for a long time. And then when you go to the games, like, you get just free drinks.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Free everything. Yeah.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

So we were just, and we were, we were able to stay out so long though, because we had food on our stomach. So we were drinking, but we were still functional. So then it was like once we crashed, it was like, yeah, I've been, everybody's been on my Top about me partying so much, in which I feel like I partied a lot this week because we went to two games, and then, you know, I host R Bingo on Thursday. But everybody's like, yeah, you're just a party girl. On that post, they were. The dude was like, barbie. I would. I would. I would say, forget all my standards for you or something like that. I'm like, that's not a compliment. Like, he was like, I'm just saying, you be out and about. I'm like, not really. Like, I really.

[Barbie]

And if I had a man, I wouldn't be.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Exactly, exactly.

[Barbie]

But they come put me up, Dada.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Exactly. But they want you to be sitting at home just waiting. How I'mma meet you if I'm at home.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Literally.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Not to say that I'm going to meet you in the club, but you

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

can't meet nobody in the bed. Listen, show can't.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

And I just feel like I'm not even my best friend, though. She was like, you are. You are always outside. I'm like, I'm really not. It looks. I was out three times this week because of the.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

You.

[Barbie]

We are delusional. We always say we're not outside, but

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

we do be outside.

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[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I don't feel like I be.

[Barbie]

I mean, but we be working in

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

networking, and we work.

[Barbie]

We do. Yeah.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Thanksgiving.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

Kiki, from a. From a girl standpoint, where do y' all go to find a good. Like, as a dude from a dude. Church.

[Barbie]

We're supposed to go to church. Touch?

[Male Guest or Co-host]

No, I've be like, all right, let's go to. Let's go.

[Barbie]

All the good guys are already taken.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Actually, they are, but I would say they are.

[Barbie]

They really are. They're all. No, I'm sorry. If you're my age and you're not married yet, it's something wrong with you. I'm talking about the man. I'm talking about the man. Because us, for us, we probably invested. This is what I did anyways. I invested in the wrong man at a young age. That's why I'm single now.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

So what if he did the same thing, bro?

[Barbie]

What? No. Men be the villains. It don't be us. We know we majority of the time. Like, bro, like, say, all right, you got a baby mama, right? If not you. But if a man got a baby mama, why do you have a baby mama? What did you do for her to leave you? You did something.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

The relationship just didn't work out.

[Barbie]

Nah, he did something to that girl.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

It's not a hot take.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

That's. That's.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

That's her opinion.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

No, that. That is a hot take.

[Barbie]

I. Bro, because what woman. We're single moms, unfortunately. Bro, do it. It look like I want to be a single mom? No, I tried. Like, I tried so hard to make it work with this man, and I took so much before I finally left, and a lot of women do that. Like, bro, do you think I want to wake up and be the sole provider for two kids? No, I wouldn't. No. I would have stayed with my baby daddy if I could have, but I couldn't. We leave because we literally have to. We put our mental health at stake by staying with these men.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Like, and then get knocked for it. Like, they be, oh, you're a single mom. Like, I'm the problem.

[Barbie]

Like, no, literally, when a guy tells me that he's a bd, I'm just looking at him like, bro, what did

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

you do to that girl?

[Barbie]

Cause don't nobody want to leave a man while she got a baby on her hip, bro. I would rather have a man splitting the parenthood with me.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I love Ms. Ninja because that's valid. Like, that's how they're looking at us, though. Like, what did you do to him that he doesn't want to be with you?

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

And that's insane. For the most part, are gonna try to fight for the relationship and try to stay in it, bro, that be messing it up. Not. Not 100 of the time, but 99

[Barbie]

of the time, majority of the time. Like, even if we want to be nice, we could say, like, 70% even if we want to be nice, but it's just like, bro, nobody wants to sign. No woman wants to sign up for being the head of the household. Oh, now I gotta. Bro, nobody wants to sign up for taking care of their kids by themselves. The shit's hard.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

And the worst part is you have to bump your head to literally, like, learn that lesson. Now, I'm already. I already got the key down. Yeah, I'm already.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

And people change, and I. I don't like that they say, oh, y' all knew y' all was having a baby by this. Isn't that because if you ask somebody can people change and be mean and spiteful? If you met him and you thought they was a good person, they could like, yeah, people change all the time. But then when it comes to a.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

A.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

A baby daddy, they like, nah, you knew. You knew he was a terrible person.

[Barbie]

But.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

But also, there are different levels as well. Like, some men's issue is not the next man issue, maybe the issue was money and maybe you got money and you can afford to support y', all, you know, y' all little world. Until he gets on his feet, there's nothing that can prep you or tell you like, oh, this man's gonna be a broke for life. Like, how do you know that?

[Barbie]

Or this man's abusive. Or this man is obsessed with lust and he has a fidelity issues and they're never. He's never gonna fix that.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Like, I feel like red flags do be there when it comes to abusive men or when it comes to certain, certain characteristics. I feel like the red flags do be there. And honestly, even with the broke guys, they probably were broke when you met them. But if I can, if I know that I can get up and I can get some money, I' ma believe that you can do the same.

[Barbie]

Yeah, we project.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

That's what we do.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

But. And then that goes to say they say women don't love, don't like men that don't have money. And I, I just think that that is.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

That is bs.

[Barbie]

That's crazy.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

I think that. I don't know about y'.

[Barbie]

All.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

I know me. Me and tribe have definitely like had broke me before. I've dated a broke man. I've dated a broken for years before. And honestly, I'm traumatized. And this is the thing too, because we were talking about it last week or whatever. It's not even. It's not even that you've never dated a broke man. Congrats to you, queen. I love that for you. But also it's a, it's a mentality thing too. That's why I don't want a man that can't get no money. It's not even just all financial.

[Wells Fargo Advertiser]

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[Barbie]

And the man be so in a comment so triggered like broke, broke, broke. Bro, we're. We're saying broke men. We're not saying like normal men. Like cuz somebody clipped up me saying nine to fivers and they took it as if I was saying men were broke or people who got a job is broke. And I'm like, bro, I was including me and Kiki in that conversation. And you even though you don't have a job right now. But bro, I was including all of us as nine. No shade. I was just had to put a disclaimer. So I'm including all of us in the 9 to 5 umbrella.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

You. You dated a broke. What made you stay?

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Because he. I thought we were going to be together forever. Like that was I. Oh God. I can't even be descriptive cuz I don't want to be like, mean. But to be honest, I thought that he was going to get on his feet. And then also I feel like broke men, they like, are a little manipulative as well. They'll tell you like, oh, I' ma get it. Or oh, I'm gonna get to it or I'm gonna get right, whatever. I don't know what is in the water that broke be drinking. Why y' all can't just get y' all some money? I don't understand. And then I. I just sat there and I just believed in them for years. And then to the point where I'm just like, all right, I gotta go. Because clearly you.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

You were staying with him for years. How broke was he? He couldn't have been that broke.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

I mean, I was literally funding our whole.

[Barbie]

Our whole. I'm talking about my own situation.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

I was literally fund life. That's crazy dead ass. Like bills.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

And what was he doing just there?

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

He was.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

He wasn't going to work or nothing.

[Barbie]

I mean, he was being a good father and stuff.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

And. Yeah, which. Yeah, but.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

But.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

And obviously if you're working, if you're a working mom and your kids are small, then somebody that's a trade off. But I don't want that for myself. I want to. I want a guy that's got a good job and we gonna pay this daycare. I don't need a. That day job. Is staying at home.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

Would y' all with that though?

[Barbie]

Like, not at this age.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

Make more than your. And he. He the at home dad at home.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I honestly clean up.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

He cook for you.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I would be okay with that.

[Barbie]

I would love to come home to a nice home.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I say that all the time.

[Ashley Akonetti]

I would love.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I don't mind working. I enjoy working. I actually enjoy working. It's having to work, be a mom, cook, clean, try to have a life. Try to stay cute.

[Ashley Akonetti]

That's just.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I can't do it all.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

I'm gonna let y' all literally put too much on our plate. Like. Yeah, I feel like we. We share y'.

[Ashley Akonetti]

All.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

We get too much of a load. Like, my life when I'm single is so. Looks so totally different than my life when I have a man.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Like, yeah. And that's why I've been like, okay.

[Barbie]

Because they was like, why would you. I don't get it when y' all say men are work.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

They like how it's like, so we're at. We're sitting at home when we're single, we do what we want to do. We eat what we want to eat. You know, we clean up when we feel like it. We don't got to make full course meals. And y' all know y' all need steak and lobster tail and all kind of stuff.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Wants you to be in the kitchen.

[Barbie]

Me and the kids gonna bust down some hamburger helpers.

[Guest or Co-host]

Literally.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Like, y' all are so picky. And then, I mean, what. What else do got to do that aside from y'? All? What do y' all do?

[Barbie]

Take out the trash. That's about it.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Like, what extra do you got to

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

do when you have too much?

[Barbie]

I gotta wash your clothes if you too much.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Now you a gold digger. And now you want this and this, this, this and that and not to. That's.

[Barbie]

And they stay up late, and they want you to stay up with them. Like, bro, I got to work in the morning. You got to hand out co to.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

You got to hit a.

[Barbie]

With, like, coochie. It's a. It's a. I'm always willing.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Oh, and which also brings me back.

[Barbie]

Like, that's why I said, if you

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

come over here, you have to contribute something. As much work as I have to put in to make a happy to accommodate. Yeah, it's just like, bring something or else. It's not worth my time. It's not worth my.

[Barbie]

Honestly, like, entertaining somebody is like, sometimes, like, do they not ever be, like, dang, I'm sure they think this too. Like, damn, I just want this to get out my face.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

We.

[Barbie]

We want you to get out of our face, too.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Well, see, like, I be in love.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

In love, love, love.

[Barbie]

I be wanting.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

And you'll go too hard, right? You'll go super duper hard.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I've just been single for so long, like, I really don't even know how to answer some of these questions. But with the broke thing, though, like, that's. It's. It's more. Has always been more of a mentality for me because I know that I want to work so hard. I know the goals that I have for myself. We won't align. We can't even have conversations. I don't know how any man could want to lay around and not bring no money home when I'm not making.

[Barbie]

And the thing is, they don't even be laying around. They just don't know how to get no money.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

And I don't get that.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

I.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

When I'm not. When my money's not right. I'm sick.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I can't Think straight. I can't eat. I can't.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Well, even when I was on maternity leave, I. I was getting paid from my job, but still I'm just like sitting at home for months and I'm just like, I don't have anything to do. I learned how to file taxes and everything. I was following people taxes.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

And that's the thing. Women are hustlers and not. And like you said, we have made some mistakes. Not all men are like this. I understand that. But it's just like women get to it.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

We don't. We can't make excuses. There are out of do it. But you can't make excuses. We have no choice.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

It's literally.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

We know what we want. We know what we want for our kids. We know what we want home. So we going to get to it. But yeah, the broke thing. I've never. I've never. I've never done that. I had sex with somebody that was broke before his dick was this big.

[Barbie]

And see, and that's what I'm saying. But the broke man bro, it's like they be working on they craft so well. They be so good in the bedroom, cuz that's all they got to bring to the side. They were like, oh, I'm about to the out of this. I got to. Oh my God. It's all I got going for me.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

No. Yeah. The best you ever had was probably attached to a broke.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

He broke my t. He broke my TV for sure.

[Barbie]

Yes. And yeah, he broke my TV and

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

didn't replacing like Armageddon on their way out. Like, whoa, relax. And that's another thing too.

[Barbie]

Like it's also. And they. They destroy your property cuz they don't pay for anything. Like I'm. I'm the type like, you know, we can joke about being crazy and toxic all day long, but I do not. I don't vandalize or mess up no man's. I'm not messing up your bro because I pay for all my stuff. So I know how that is and I know how it bro. And I'm just not doing it.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

But it's with money who do the same thing. But at least they can like replace it.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

And that's. Where do you want to cry in the Honda or Maybach? That's. That's where that came from.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

And also being with. Being with a broke man is stressful as hell. Because one thing about a guy with money, at least you know y' all always gonna be straight and you're always gonna be stable. It's not. You're not gonna really run into no issues, for real.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

And that's why I don't like. That's what I love, when people find real genuine love and they find a teammate where you lack it. Somebody like, that's all I want. And I'm willing to hold out until I can find that.

[Barbie]

And if somebody loves you, then they gonna step it up and kick it in gear, even if they ain't really got no money before they gonna make the sacrifice and take their ass to work or do something, anything.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

But these, some of them, not all of them, but they just be freeloaders. And they know that we gotta get it and that we're going to get it, and they just will mooch off of that.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

What's this smell?

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Get your ass up.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

He ain't got. He ain't got no money, though.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

But all he got is, man, it's never that deep.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Why he got the locks up on his face? Can you be romantic for once?

[Ashley Akonetti]

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[Guest or Co-host]

Wasn't that delicious?

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

So good.

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[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I got it. No, I got it.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

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[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I insisted first. Don't be silly. You know he's silly.

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[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Okay.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Rock, paper, scissors for it.

[Barbie]

Rock, paper, scissors.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

Shoot.

[Ashley Akonetti]

No.

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[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

My birthday. You didn't make no plans.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

That's how they be sounding.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

No. This is hilarious. Juski is like goated.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

He's pretty funny. He be really clocky.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

Te. I need your car.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

That just made me hot. Why we.

[Barbie]

That's literally all they have.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

That just made me want to go.

[CarMax Advertiser]

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[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Why is it like that, bro?

[Barbie]

I had. When I. My most traumatizing relationship, it was with financially challenged man. And bruh, his only responsibility was the cable bill, y'.

[Guest or Co-host]

All.

[Barbie]

Why? After we broke up, I found out and realized that he had been paying the cable bill with my credit card. Why you didn't say that?

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

He said the broke is the poorest a ever did.

[Barbie]

You should have said y'.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

All.

[Barbie]

I. I suppressed those memories. Honestly. I. I could probably write a whole book, honestly. But yeah, and. And my. And my was like. By that time it had been just climbing up and climbing up and girl, I was over my limit because of cable bills.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

That's insane.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

He needs to go to jail.

[Barbie]

Literally. That was for cable bills. Don't even be that. He was in jail at the time. But cable bills don't even be that high. Literally.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

We're about to get some pink flags. It's about to be like Joe and James.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

No, look, that would be cute as.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Cause.

[Barbie]

What?

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Yeah, so. But did he have good dick?

[Barbie]

Yeah, but I didn't care. I. Back then, that wasn't like a priority to me. I didn't care about it.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

You do prioritize.

[Barbie]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Well, okay, but it's never that serious like that.

[Barbie]

Not like that.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

You can get the.

[Barbie]

Like.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

I don't even play like that. I don't prioritize dick at all. I don't feel like I. I really don't. Like.

[Barbie]

I don't feel like I should.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Men are the ones who supposed to be slaves to sex is power. That is our.

[Barbie]

But I don't. I don't. I don't value it like that. It's just Like, I'll spend a block on you if I know you got some dick. Even if I know I shouldn't be with you.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

That little hook he had going, okay, it's.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

It's never the dick for me. I am. I literally. Even when I dated a broke, it was, I'm just a lover girl. I was in love and trying to stay down and loyal.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

It was so.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

He did have good dick, though.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

But you said that men should be a slave to sex. Do y' all use y' all lemon drops as a form of punishment? We are in a relationship.

[Barbie]

Oh, that's a good one. No, I don't. And it's the thing that type of shit will get you cheating on.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

They don't cheat anyway.

[Barbie]

I mean, but that'll get you cheated on extra. Yeah, I feel like. Or even like, I used to do stuff like this. Like, oh, we might get into an argument, and I'm like, that's cool. I'll leave the house at, like, midnight and go sit in the Target parking lot for three hours, like, trying to make his mind wander. And it's like, I look back at that shit, and it's like, bitch, you are so stupid. That was so dumb. And I'm looking at it like, I'm not doing shit right. And he knows I'm not doing. But no, the. He don't. And he about to go cheat. What you think?

[Male Guest or Co-host]

Mouth on some. I can't wait till the next day.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Can't wait till you bring the car back so I can drive it up.

[Barbie]

But I know girls who do stuff like that. Or, like, they'll go out and. Or, like, turn a phone off or be ignoring a man's text messages or phone calls while they outside, and it's like, stop doing that. That's gonna get you cheated on. Yeah, you're poking the bear. He's cheating because he's projecting what he. If he's not answering you, it's because he's cheating. So he's projecting onto you the fact, oh, you're not answering all that cheating she getting. She's sucking dick right now. That's cool.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

So what. What is a healthy way, though, that

[Barbie]

you should, like, put a man on punishment?

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Not even put him on punishment, but, like, if you're upset, like, okay, so what you did was. It wasn't a healthy way outside of communicating. Do y' all feel like you should take, like. Like, do y' all go to bed mad? Do y'.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

All.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Do you let your partner leave to get some steam off, like, not Cheap, but, like, separate y'. Allselves. Like, how do y' all do healthy.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

I am a ghoster. I will shut the up. I won't talk to you. I won't answer the phone.

[Barbie]

Oh, shoulder.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Even sometimes I go to her house and stay the night over there.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

For real.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Like, I don't know.

[Barbie]

What do you think? What's. As a man, what. What. What do you think would be, like, a pro. Inappropriate way for us to act once we're upset or you did something wrong or whatever?

[Male Guest or Co-host]

I feel like. I mean, at the end of the day, like, say you mad and y' all got a little argument. At the end of the day, this still your partner.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Yeah.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

So, like, even either right or wrong, he's so mature. You should be like, hey, yeah. Like, we just got in an argument. I'm about to go in my sister house. So the. He's not thinking, oh, you're going somewhere. The reassurance is still there. Like, all right, we mad at each other. I'mma see her tomorrow. She went over her sister house. Instead of you being like, all right, I'm about to leave.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I think one of my downfalls, though. Okay, W. I'm a over communicator, and some people need that space. They don't want to talk about it right then and there. But me, I'mma keep pushing.

[Barbie]

Like, no, you want to talk, address it.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Yeah, like, let's address it. Let's get it over. But some people need that, so it comes with knowing your partner.

[Barbie]

Yeah, that's true.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Speaking of over communicating, have y' all ever had. Because you were talking about projecting, have y' all ever had a guy that just, like, constantly accused you of cheating or.

[Barbie]

Yeah, sure have.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I'm not a cheater, so I don't think that. I can't think of a time that a man ever.

[Barbie]

I'm not either. But the thing is, these men be projecting. The last guy that I had constantly, like, accusing me of doing stuff like he would accuse me of. I'm like, where the hell is he getting these ideas from? Like, he was like, you're pregnant. You want to. You want to keep? Or like, you're pregnant, you want a baby. You want to. You want a baby with, like, the guy had. That I had talked to before or whatever I had just stopped talking to before. Me and this guy spent the block on each other. He's like, you're pregnant, ain't you? You pregnant by that nigga? And I'm just like, no, I'm not. And then, bro, come to find out the had a baby on the way. I'm like, you were projecting. And then like he would say stuff like you got niggas coming up to your job or you like got people bring you lunch. And I'm like, where the. Like he would say like very specific stuff or like, oh, you trying to go work out with a. And I'm just like, what the.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

They definitely be.

[Barbie]

And then like I, I went through his phone like a couple months later and he was doing like that like going up to jobs or having come to his job. I was just like, wow, he was really accusing me of everything he was doing. And I learned like, bro, when a just, just constantly blaming or like accusing you of, it's like, bro, you, you probably on that. That's probably what you doing.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Wait. Speaking of cheating, I have seen on social media A 99 year old man left his 77 year marriage after he found out his wife was cheating back in 1940. He found the letters that her in the guy.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

What is the statute of limitation on cheating?

[Barbie]

Because obviously never. 99 years.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

He divorced her and I think she was like 70 years.

[Barbie]

Oh, she was younger.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I don't know exactly what it was. She was younger than him though. She was definitely younger than him. I don't know if she was 70,

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

but yeah, no, it's more to it.

[Barbie]

Cancel that hoe.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

He found. He found the letters and enough he didn't give a hell.

[Barbie]

Now he found the letters. I'm about to die tomorrow, but I ain't dying next to you.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Yeah, they said in the comments, they said he about to tear up the.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

The.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

What's it called? The nursing home. And they said it probably added about eight more years to his life because he got a point to prove. But yeah, you kept those. That's. She's not 70. She kept the letters for over 70 years.

[Barbie]

Like, oh, she's tweaking.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Yeah, like what?

[Barbie]

I ain't keeping no evidence, honey.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

You filthy raggedy old burger.

[Barbie]

She tripping in the fireplace.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

They said, how y' all just gotta realize how good that man's dick had to be for her to keep them letters, bro.

[Barbie]

And the letters he's probably reading. He's reading the stuff this man is saying to her. So. So it's like, wow, you was. You was really feeling this guy, wasn't you?

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

So y' all be deleting the pictures of y' all old out y' all phones.

[Barbie]

Yep.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

No, I don't. They like a nice little hidden album.

[Barbie]

The hidden album type.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Have y' all ever, though. Got caught, like, got y' all text messages read, I got one that was so bro bad.

[Barbie]

Like, what?

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I was telling the guy, like, how much I like to give him fellatio. And he seen that. I was like. And then he said, who?

[Barbie]

Another guy?

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Yeah, he seen it and was just like, you. You so dumb, you over time giving him fellatio. And your screen broke. He can't even buy you another phone. He said, you got an iPhone. This is a long time ago. He's like, you got an iPhone 8? And over here, get the head.

[Barbie]

I'm like, why? See? And this is the thing. Like, they don't want us to transactionalize relationships and. And sex. But then they say. They say stuff like that. Like.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Or the men say, y' all don't. Y' all don't have Chanel bags.

[Barbie]

What? I thought we're not supposed. I thought we're not supposed to transaction.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Don't know what they want, ladies.

[Barbie]

They don't.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

They don't.

[Barbie]

They stay trying to use that against you.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

When we say. They say.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

I hate that.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

We all. We all want to say. That's why the gender wars need to really end, because we all bird brains.

[Barbie]

And that's the cap I'll be talking about.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

We say dumb, y' all say dumb. Y' all have crazy standards. We have crazy standards. We just need to just coexist.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

I ain't gonna lie. It was. This is like. It's like a year or two ago, a girl sent me, like, a text. She was like, some. Some. None of your will never be hitting on what I'm hitting on. So I sent her a picture.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Like, the girl told on yourself.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

No, no, I ain't telling myself because I ain't. I ain't got nothing to lie about what you do. Her tongue was on my. And I sent the picture to her daddy, and I was like, oh, it's my bad. My phone tweaking.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

That was some.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Y. N. No, that wasn't. That was just some spiteful. What's your sign?

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

You're toxic.

[Barbie]

Oh, Lord.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Makes sense. Y' all crazy. That was fire, though. What? They say, call. Call your dude in the middle of night, moan and put your phone. Cut your phone off, baby, your door be kicked down.

[Barbie]

Oh, I can't. I'm not playing with nobody like that.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

That's how you get hurt.

[Barbie]

I ain't. I ain't about to do it.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Oh, last call confessions. We have been slacking on our last call confession, but this one, since we're on the topic of men, I think this is great. He went too personal in it. So I'm gonna kind of like, summarize. Yeah. So basically he said he's a guy that likes female company. He likes to hang out with him. He likes to hang with a bad is what he said. I like to hang with a bad. So when I'm going out to eat or I'm going out of town, I want females to come with me. It doesn't mean that it has to be a sexual transaction. I just like hanging with a bad. He took a girl out, out of town, and she kind of like pressured him to have sex and he felt like he had to because a, he didn't want to look gay and also he didn't want her to feel like something was wrong with her. He said it was just afterwards he felt really, really bad about it.

[Ashley Akonetti]

It's just.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

He just didn't want to do it. And it was nothing wrong with her. He just didn't want to want to do it. He said, now I see what females go through. And he was just like, it's kind of weird he hasn't talked back to the girl. So he wanted to get our opinions on like and other male opinions and make this known that men go through this same thing.

[Barbie]

Like, my opinion is, where you at? I'll go with you.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Holla.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

You want to hang with some bad? We want to go to Miami.

[Barbie]

No.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Cuddy get the yacht.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Yeah, he.

[Barbie]

Count me in. That's my type of trick.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

We just found a new 520.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Yeah, get. Get out the way. But I know, I think that, yeah, women definitely go through that. Like, not, you know. Yeah, everything doesn't have to be sexual. Like, let's vibe.

[Barbie]

It's to the point, though. Like, I'm not saying yes to a trip or getting flew out unless I know I want to do that with

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

you or, you know, and maybe that's

[Barbie]

what she thought or we didn't already did it or whatever, you know, but

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

yeah, maybe she thought that, like, she had to, like, type thing because it is that stigma if I fly you out, you know, he said he never pressed up, like, nothing like that, but she. She kind of. She just pressured him to. To do it. He was uncomfortable. He didn't want to. I'm like, dang, that's. That's pretty deep. But I guess because of the stigma, because of the Internet, if you get flew out, you gotta. You got this. This net. She wanted to keep it going. She wanted. Maybe she wanted to lock it in

[Barbie]

that is just so amazing. She hit the lottery. I love that.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Have y' all ever had a. Had a guy that, like, wasn't good at initiating?

[Male Guest or Co-host]

Nope,

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

I have. And we never. We never ended up doing it. I'm like, this is great. Wow. Yeah. Oh. Like some men are literally like that. You're gonna. You're. Especially for the first time, you're gonna have to push on up on them. And that's not even.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

I think that's more so like some. I'mma call it player, though. Yeah. Thirsty like, but like, nothing.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Kiki. Not a little hand on the thigh?

[Barbie]

No.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Yeah. Like, yeah. Do little cute stuff like that. But I. I love to sit on the coochie, so it's like, that's cool for me. Cuz I ain't going to push up on you neither.

[Barbie]

We going be

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

born again.

[Barbie]

That's great.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

That's super pleased.

[Barbie]

We just gonna lay here and cuddle dead ass.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Skin to skin now.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Skin to skin is crazy what you have on you.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

No, no, no, no. We didn't. We didn't do skin to skin for. I was just like, I love skinny skin.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

That's crazy. So you don't slide these to the side.

[Barbie]

As a man, do you think that's. How do you feel about that? The whole man flying a girl and feeling like, uncomfortable when it came time to.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

I mean, do it. It. If she wanna. If she want to me personally, I'm gonna do it.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

You're not gonna feel taken advantage of if she push up on you?

[Male Guest or Co-host]

Nope. Why not? I ain't on that.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

But what if you're just not on there? Like, sometimes people just don't. Well, you still young. You ain't never gonna be not in the mood, are you?

[Male Guest or Co-host]

No. I ain't gonna lie. I'll be on that sometimes really just I feel like a bad.

[Ashley Akonetti]

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[Guest or Co-host]

Wasn't that delicious?

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

So good.

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[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I got it. No, I got it.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Seriously, I insist.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I'm not silly, you know.

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[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Okay.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Rock, paper, scissors for it.

[Barbie]

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

No.

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[Male Guest or Co-host]

this how bad be feeling mouth be going

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

and also probably for the grieving reverse psychology. They probably be like this not trying me it make them more I seen

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

on also on social media it was party. He had a real, he was like getting ready to take a good girl on the first date so we can crack afterwards. Like you know all good girls have that standard that you have to take me out on a date one date.

[Barbie]

Like what's that?

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

They was in the comments going crazy. But I don't know do y' all have a standard with dates or like is it a vibe thing?

[Barbie]

It's a vibe thing. So but also it's, it's like I didn't got to the point to where it's not like a 90 day rule thing just for the principal, you know, but it's more like you got to like give it time to feel these men out and really like see what they what they about for real because they be capping about their lives. Like time will tell and that is scary.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

I remember when I was like freshly single. That was giving me anxiety. I'm like damn, I gotta date again. I gotta get to know somebody again. And it was giving me anxiety because I'M like, these are up. They be hiding and all kind of stuff.

[Barbie]

No. And the conversation we had in the car right before we got here, talking about. She was like, like, so you pay rent? My sister need her rent, her mortgage paid or whatever? And he's like, yeah. I was like. I was. I was like, I thought he was broke. She was like, no, I'm pretty sure he got some money. And I'm like, well, I ain't trying to. I was like, I don't want to be around him because he's, like, the type to oppress, like, push up on you. And I'm like, I'm sorry. I don't got time to be crazy. And finding out later that you can't even afford.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Yeah, that's a reflection, too. But some. Sometimes it might just be just because they horny or whatever. They're used to getting that easily or whatever. But sometimes you might just be trying to hurry up and get the cooch. So before a see what's really going on over there. Yeah. And I'm not trying to, like, get tricked out the coochie. I want to know.

[Barbie]

I hate men who just press, press, press like that as a.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

Though, like, if you messing with bad, maybe, like, she might. I just feel like, like, first date or two. Like, it's like we just vibing. Like, if you a bad.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

What?

[Barbie]

I'm hungry. No, I am. My stomach over here. Like, oh, my gosh. Remember yesterday? Last night, I was twerking on y', all, and I just, like, stopped abruptly, and I'm like, hold on. Let me stop before I fart.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

You said it in front of everybody, bitch.

[Barbie]

Cause I ain't want to let one loose, bro. And then. Don't get on me, because y' all bitches. What was that? That first game we went to and y' all kept farting, bitch. They kept on walking off, bro. I'm like, no, that was you and her. I was not farting that first game. No, I was not.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

I was farting at the game.

[Barbie]

No, they.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

It's. Listen, if you ever see a bad bitch standing in the corner by herself, she's going politely to fart. That's what they do.

[Barbie]

Stay out of her business. Oh, bro. I'm like, oh, my God. You bitches are killing me. It was both of y'. All.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Who you.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Kiki doesn't fart.

[Barbie]

She was farting that night, and she was getting far. It was one. No, it was one time. One of y' all had walked off, and then the other one came over. There, like, where's. Where's such and such. And then I was like, she's over there farting. And then the other one walked up and said, I gotta fart too.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Why would I join her and fart on gta?

[Barbie]

Because. Okay, so you know what I'm talking about.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

That's so gross.

[Barbie]

Anyway, sorry.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

And I wanted to close with hottie ties, but I don't want to do hot takes with y' all if y' all going to be being sensitive.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Oh, Lord. What you got to say?

[Barbie]

I'm not.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

We'll put it back up.

[Barbie]

What?

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Our real. Put our real back up archive never coming back.

[Barbie]

Just do your hot take. Word.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Talk about it.

[Barbie]

My.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I have multiple hot takes. Because I said, you know what?

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Oh, I'm excited. What are they?

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

First thing first. I'll start with the easy one.

[Barbie]

Hot tidy takes.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Hot tidy tastes. If I was a man, I would date a younger woman. Not underage. A younger woman. You know how with me being an older woman, I'd be looking at me in a date. Older, younger women, like, what the. Why? What's the connection? Why do you want a younger girl? If I was a older man, I would date a younger girl. Their life's not as serious. They're gonna still be fun. They not gonna be tired. They gonna give me.

[Barbie]

They don't care. He tired.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

They gonna give me that little edge that I need. They young and turn like they young, these young girls.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

Yeah, I think I'm opposite.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Thank you.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

A lot of men like older women,

[Barbie]

and then the older men like younger women.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

That's what I'm saying. If I was an older. I get it. At first I was just like, I don't get why a man. Why wouldn't you want someone your age? And why wouldn't you do this? Isn't that. And then they trying to get them young before they get all these bodies. Because men's care so much about bodies,

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

but they come in catching bodies.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Yeah, Young. These young girls, they.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

They beginning in, but no shade, though. But also I think that the older. Once they get older and they're like, they don't got that same pool like they used to.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

To.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

And now they all like a little washed up and stuff. They can't get a woman who a is their age and knows them for real. Like, we know. We went to school with you. We was your age with you. We was outside with you. We know you not.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

So you got to go get a girl who doesn't know you, doesn't know your background. Or your history and also is moldable and you can, like, mind.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Exactly. Your stomach is non existent.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

It's really good.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Oh, my gosh. But yeah, I think it's a lot easier for them to approach a younger girl versus the older woman. You can lie so easily to a young girl versus an older woman who knows that, you know.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Yeah. And I mean, I understand the characteristics that you explained, but I don't know. Me personally, I wouldn't want to date like no little ass boy.

[Barbie]

Like, I can go.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Go younger. I don't know somebody.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Like, how young are you thinking?

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Like, well, okay, so I know somebody. I know somebody who's literally. Who's literally dating like a 22 year old and he's pushing 40. And so in my brain I'll just be thinking like the. Exactly. And. But again, I think it's. Oh, you can't get a girl your age. You can't get a woman your age or even like 30. You can't. Because you just. You don't. You're not. So the only person who's gonna go for that is a kid.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I want a young tenderoni. Give me my spark back. I want no old dusty.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

It's not enough sparking world. Like, I feel like older women can. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not about to be the older women advocate as you should.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I am, you know, I say, but I'm just telling the truth. That's back to those standard situation we say and we do, but we would, you know, but we do the other things.

[Barbie]

I don't care how old he is at this point.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Just send me

[Male Guest or Co-host]

older women. Just don't, in my opinion, don't require a lot.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

You don't think so?

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Oh, wow.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Young girls require more.

[Barbie]

What do you mean, though? Like, attention.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

An older woman, like, RSI say, y' all got kids. I know you got a kid. It's. It's the little like. All right, being considerate of your kid. Don't you got clean up, cook. It's like you take some of that off her plate.

[Barbie]

Oh, I see.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

And another thing. Yeah, that's what I'm about to say. Yeah. Because we got. That we got to do.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

Exactly.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

We can't do.

[Barbie]

I swear. And I'm not texting nobody all day.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Yeah, that.

[Barbie]

No way.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

Be together all the time. Let's do this.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Y' all remember them days, though, Wanting to be up under a. Yeah.

[Barbie]

All day. Yes. You don't. You mean you never had that face?

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Yeah, but you work a lot Though.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

Girls. Yeah. I don't. I don't like that.

[Barbie]

You don't like what? Clingy girls.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

Yeah. Just want to be up under me all the time, be together.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Only time we separate is when I go to work.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

So he work a lot.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

That's cool. So he don't. In. In his free time. He needs to be inside of my vagina.

[Barbie]

If I wasn't paper chasing, probably much leave aside.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

I want to live in my balls. You do.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

So warm in here.

[Barbie]

I do, bro.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

It's a. It's a me.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I know, but I do.

[Barbie]

I would.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I no, right.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

I still would if I was in a really. I promise, y', all, if I was in a relationship, this. This would not. This situation would not go as smoothly.

[Guest or Co-host]

What?

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

What?

[Barbie]

Oh, yeah. She's gonna quit the show. It's gonna be just me and Barb up here. When she get one show a week, it would be hard for a hour and a half.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

It would be hard.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

She's gonna be like, I gotta.

[Barbie]

Because she gotta spend the whole day, every day, all her free time with her. Man know if.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

As a. You shouldn't even want your girl to be up all up under you all the time.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Be wanted. They be wanting a Tentative though. Even if. Even if they. They do like to spend a lot of time with you. I like like that. Take me everywhere.

[Barbie]

I don't.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Not everywhere, but. And I want you to drop me off, go with your friends, have fun.

[Barbie]

I got stuff to do.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

I love to do stuff. I love to do stuff. I don't want to sit at the home and be. Sit at the house and be bored, but I like to do stuff.

[Barbie]

Drop me off, baby. I got.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

We can be with each other, but when it's time to go your way,

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

you gotta be able to miss each other.

[Barbie]

I'm more of a. Can we just spend our days separate and then we'll go. We'll sleep together at night and then we'll go do our own thing again. Like, I don't. I don't want to spend my whole day with a motherfucker. Because as soon as you spend a whole day with a man, then you gotta spend the night too, bro. That's too much time. I don't want to do a 12 hour shift if you like. Even if I like him, like, I. I like my kids too. I like my home too. Like, I like. Like my girls too. I like doing other stuff.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

I'm definitely evolving though, because I'll. I'll curve like a whole. All right. We don't gotta spend two, three days in a row together.

[Barbie]

That's crazy.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Everybody stay away from Kiki. We need her on the show. So don't. Don't even try to talk to her. Don't even look at her, please.

[Barbie]

We're shutting her DM down.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Yeah, we're gonna be. Watch out.

[Barbie]

I'm gonna be boxing out in a club and get away from her. These are gay.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

I was. I was watching when we had went out. I was like, let me just make sure Kiki cool. She's like milk. Make sure I'm cool and nobody talk to me. I got you.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

You said that.

[Barbie]

Oh, yeah.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

We.

[Barbie]

Oh, we didn't even talk about it.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

I was a fifth wheel, y'. All.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Oh, yeah.

[Barbie]

Oh, yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

It was fun, though. I had a good time.

[Barbie]

But you and the kids.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

For the girl.

[Barbie]

He hates it when we.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

When we were there for.

[Barbie]

Yes.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

They were being nice. They were so sweet. The. His little booty. She's so cool and cute.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

We knew that she was cool.

[Barbie]

She was.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

She was twerking on me and everything. We were having a grand old time.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Because you're the nice twin cute girls girl. She cool girls girl. Last hot take so we can get out of here.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

You can take dick on this couch anytime, home girl.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

No, she cannot.

[Barbie]

On your spot.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Stay the out of.

[Barbie]

No.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Take cover.

[Barbie]

My ass was wet. That was not cool. That was not cool.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Think it's so funny. And now, apparently Fred did something on the couch.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Yeah, that actually get him. Girl. I don't like that.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Don't cut it either.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

Fred ain't do nothing.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Don't cut it either.

[Male Guest or Co-host]

He ain't do nothing on the couch.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

So why he can't come look like he lying?

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Why? Why Fred can't come get on the couch otherwise?

[Barbie]

Fred filthy. He probably was all up on this couch. He already said he's. Well, why are y' all doing that?

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

The couch is white.

[Barbie]

Go right.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Go have sex on your little basketball couch.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

We love you guys. Make sure you, like, comment and subscribe. We are on YouTube and we are on Club 520's Patreon. Follow us on all social medias. Twitter, we ain't got no tick tock. Instagram, Facebook, X next.

[Barbie]

We don't got a tick tock.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

We got a tick tick tock. I mean, we don't got a Snapchat. We do, but. Yeah, we love y'. All. See y' all next week.

[Barbie]

Bye. Bye.

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[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

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[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

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[Barbie]

Just make sure we protect each other.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

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[Barbie]

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[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

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[Ashley Akonetti]

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[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

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[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

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[Guest or Co-host]

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[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

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[Guest or Co-host]

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[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

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[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I got it. No, I got it.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

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[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

I insisted first. Oh, don't be silly. You don't be silly.

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[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Okay.

[Co-host (possibly Malka)]

Rock, paper, scissors for it.

[Barbie]

Rock, paper, scissors.

[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

Shoot. No.

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[Barbie]

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[Host (possibly Barbie or main female host)]

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