It's 5:20 Somewhere - Modern Dating, Sibling Beef & Girl Talk 🎙️

Summary

Club 520 Podcast — "It's 5:20 Somewhere: Modern Dating, Sibling Beef & Girl Talk"

Episode Date: June 17, 2026
Hosts/Guests: Barbie, Kiki, Milk (& recurring mentions of producers and friends)
Podcast Presented by: iHeartPodcasts & The Volume

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Episode Overview

This episode of Club 520 is an all-women’s “girl talk” takeover, with recurring hosts Barbie, Kiki (and her identical twin), and Milk (Young Malk) holding court on the couch. The conversation flows from siblings and old-school beef to the mess and humor of modern dating, all sprinkled with personal stories, laughter, and cultural commentary. Topics range from club nights, hygiene horror stories, and beauty mishaps to city pride, vacation plans, and the ever-evolving rules of dating and self-care.

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Key Segments & Themes

1. Let’s Get Acquainted: Twin Talk & Club Stories

• Sibling Dynamics: Kiki and her twin joke about people not realizing they’re identical twins.
• Club Culture: Hilarious discussion about club dancing, with playful roasting about how "if a girl is dancing too much, you know that little coochie stink" (Milk, 04:11).
  • Quote [04:11] – Milk:
    “Me and one of my uncles got a thing like, if a girl is dancing in the club too much, you know that little coochie stink.”
• Club Dance Mishaps: Dirty Dancing gone awry at the club and the risks of collaborating with the wrong people on Instagram.

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2. Lost Fights and Sibling Beef

[08:04 – 12:32]

• Tell Me You Lost the Fight (Without Saying It): Stories about fights lost as kids and the escalation from petty sibling beef to “we might never speak again” as adults.
  • Quote [09:06] – Barbie:
    “She tore my ass up... every time she hit me. Stinging, stinging.”
• Sibling Violence: Stories include fights as old as high school graduation and tales of siblings chasing each other with knives, highlighting the difference in sibling dynamics between brothers and sisters.

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3. Take a Shot Game: Sports and Pop Culture Trivia

[12:35 – 16:47]

• “Take a shot if you can’t name a Space Jam player (not Michael Jordan).”
  • Hilarity ensues over NBA player mix-ups and old vs. new Space Jam.
  • Asia Wilson recognition fumbles.
• Fit Check: The hosts detail what they’re wearing, mixing high-end and affordable brands, embracing body positivity, and having girls’ locker room banter.
  • Quote [17:43] – Kiki:
    “And the boobs is boobing.”

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4. Girl Talk: Hygiene, Dating, and “Stank” Discourse

[18:36 – 27:39]

• Real Talk on Hygiene: Open discussion on intimate hygiene, “mustard”–smelling partners, and the aftermath of bad hookups.
  • Quote [22:33] – Kiki:
    “Yeah, there was a little tart mustard. I’m like, who the was you cracking?”
• The stigma (and jokes) around being called out for club funk and the infamy of having “ya get up air stink” circulate on a public platform.
• Barbie faces rumors, defends her hygiene, and the group reassures one another with personal testimony.

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5. Beauty Fails & Road Trips

[27:54 – 34:29]

• Microblading Mayhem: Kiki details a disastrous eyebrow microblading experience in Atlanta, involving a sketchy appointment, drinking with the technician, post-procedure swelling, and sibling road trip woes.
  • Quote [31:12] – Kiki:
    “My whole forehead was falling off. Eyebrows looked like sausages.”
• Beauty Industry Cautions: Advice for doing research on beauty professionals and not trusting social media hype alone.

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6. Words on the Rocks / Words from the Block: Language Games & Regional Slang

[34:29 – 38:00, 41:51 – 43:02]

• New Slang: Hosts showcase words picked up during travels, like “oxymoron” (from a guy in Nashville called “Po Money”) and hometown expressions like “out the gate.”
• City Pride & Stereotypes: Playful trash talk about different Indianapolis neighborhoods and what makes someone “hood.”
  • Quote [37:05] – Barbie:
    “The people out north be trying so hard to be hood...”

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7. Modern Dating: Etiquette, DMs, and Gender Roles

[43:08 – 61:20]

• Poolside Attire: Debate on what’s appropriate swimwear for moms at family pools vs. vacation.
• Team YN (“Young N*gga Energy”) vs. OG: Should you revisit old flames or seek new ones?
• Changing a Flat: Chiding men who don’t help women in need.
  • Quote [47:01] – Kiki:
    “He don’t got a car. He’s in her car. That’s why he letting her handle her business with her car.”
• DMs & Dating Apps: Pros and cons of meeting people online, with the consensus that “if the vibe is right, it’s right,” but skepticism about trusting digital advances.
  • Quote [61:04] – Barbie:
    “He waited the 90 days... but the vibes was just there.”
• Old vs. New: The allure of “something new” vs. comfort of the familiar; the practical reality of expanding dating options beyond the Midwest.

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8. Sisterhood, Friendship, and Vacation Plans

[66:32 – 73:45]

• Vacay Time: Planning a wild girls’ trip for the twins’ birthday, with the group playfully competing for “sponsorships” from their suitors.
  • Quote [64:11] – Kiki:
    “May the best man—the highest bidder.”
• Wedding Hypotheticals & Friendship Dynamics: Who’d be a bridesmaid? Who’s invited to the birthday trip? Banter about the politics of friend groups and inclusion.
• Fighting with Friends: Adventures and long-buried drama from their teenage years, culminating in wild stories of group fights and reconciling with people you’d “hated” back in the day.
  • Quote [71:22] – Kiki:
    “You could fight and you could really get into it... and they could really be decent people.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On wild club dancing:
  “If a girl is dancing in the club too much, you know that little coochie stink.” — Milk [04:11]
• Defending against rumors:
  “If I ever stunk, I’mma smell it first. I ain’t never smelled myself around these…” — Barbie [25:02]
• On female bonding:
  “We done shared hotel rooms and everything.” — Kiki [27:27]
• Playful team banter:
  “May the best man—the highest bidder.” — Kiki [64:11]
• Platonic girl support:
  “We are each other’s friends.” — Barbie [67:54]
• Hometown pride & baggage:
  “My daddy house was gave to him by his granddaddy hoe. Thank you. I will also put this north side foot of your ass.” — Barbie [70:24]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [03:09] — Show start, twin confusion, and club stories
• [08:04] — “Tell me you lost the fight without saying you lost the fight”
• [12:35] — Take a Shot (Space Jam/NBA trivia)
• [18:36] — Hygiene/“mustard” stories & stigma of “stank”
• [27:54] — Travel beauty fails/microblading lessons
• [34:29] — Slang: “Oxymoron,” “Out the Gate,” local language
• [41:51] — Diaspora talk and Indianapolis pride
• [43:08] — Pool attire & vacation planning
• [46:04] — Flat tire dating scenario & modern relationship etiquette
• [59:01] — DM dating, new vs. old flames
• [66:32] — Shoutouts to female podcasters and girls' trip prep
• [71:08] — Girl fight stories, friendship drama, and evolving relationships

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Tone & Style

• Candid, hilarious, unfiltered—think slumber party energy.
• Heavy on relatable “girl talk,” self-roasting, and roasting each other.
• Strong mix of nostalgia and present-day culture.
• Encourages listener participation with open calls for comments and engagement.

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Final Thoughts

This episode exemplifies the Club 520 vibe: unfiltered fun, honest conversations about dating, friendships, and the messiness of adulthood—all delivered with comedic flair and genuine sisterhood. The group moves seamlessly between wild storytelling, real-life advice (“Do your research before booking beauty appointments!”), city pride, and sharp-witted cultural commentary, making it both engaging and relatable for listeners navigating the chaos of modern life and relationships.

Don’t miss out on their behind-the-scenes and upcoming girls' trip content – subscribe to their Patreon for more Club 520 antics!

Transcript

[Barbie]

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[Announcer]

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[Barbie]

Welcome back to it is 520 somewhere. I am your girl, Barbie. Oh, and I ain't got a smash for a feature. I know. I'll be in the comments. Watch out. Freaking mouth. I am here with the beautiful tribe. How you doing tonight, mamas?

[Kiki]

I am good.

[Barbie]

Yeah. How you feeling? How you living? We fresh.

[Kiki]

Looking good. I'm happy to see y'. All.

[Barbie]

I know, right?

[Milk]

Yay.

[Kiki]

This is my favorite time of the week, Literally.

[Barbie]

Wednesdays are for the girlies. How you feeling?

[Kiki]

I feel good, guys.

[Barbie]

And we got the beautiful Kiki. And they are twins. I don't understand how they don't know that y' all are twins.

[Kiki]

Yeah. I mean. And still after that real, they still asked on our most recent real.

[Barbie]

That's crazy.

[Kiki]

Are they twins or. Probably because we just always getting, like, random new viewers or new views on our content.

[Barbie]

Y' all look alike.

[Kiki]

Yeah, you're right.

[Barbie]

But I guess they just thought that y' all were just sisters. But they're twins. Are y' all identical or eternal?

[Kiki]

We're identical. Okay.

[Milk]

Me and. Me and one of my uncles got a thing like, if a girl is dancing in the club too much, you know that little coochie stink.

[Kiki]

That is. Stink.

[Milk]

Stinks.

[Barbie]

Listen.

[Kiki]

Like, sweaty smell.

[Milk]

Yes.

[Barbie]

Me and my friend, well, she's an associate. When we were in Barbados, we were like. She was like, we're gonna dance until we're musty. Freak. Yeah, it was.

[Kiki]

You was awesome.

[Barbie]

Y' all know I love to dance. I want to go into the African clubs and be like. And I can't sleep.

[Kiki]

Did y'. All. Do y' all be going. Y' all ever went to, like, the little Mexican nights?

[Barbie]

Nope. I have not.

[Milk]

Yes.

[Damon John]

Yes.

[Kiki]

It'd be really. Yeah. And they be doing a. Is that moving their little hips and stuff, or is that a drink?

[Barbie]

Salsa.

[Kiki]

But they'll teach you. They'll teach you.

[Barbie]

I would love that. I've been to the.

[Kiki]

You know, I used to go and. And they'll teach me and Be dancing with me and stuff. But it just be so loud. Like. Yeah, it's constant.

[Barbie]

Do they be lime dancing loud?

[Kiki]

They be. They be lit and it be fat. Limelight used to have it makes they be, like, cover dancing. I used to bottle girl like this. They be like, couple dancing constant.

[Milk]

No.

[Kiki]

Yeah, kind of spinning. The girl that was in the back of that reel you was on, y',

[Barbie]

all, they don't want to talk about it. The dude wanted that down so bad, so I didn't watch the full thing, right? So when I first. He had collabed with me, the dude

[Kiki]

who was back there making love.

[Barbie]

Did you see it?

[Kiki]

What was he doing? Why did he do that? They was Dirty Dancing.

[Adam Devine]

He, like.

[Barbie]

He's always somewhere dancing.

[Damon John]

Literally.

[Barbie]

I had him on my story that night, just dancing, like, dancing like a jive turkey. So him and the girl were, like, dancing, having sex on the dance.

[Kiki]

Girl, that was. But my thing is, why are y' all doing? Are y' all off powder? Like, what are y' all doing, girl? So they don't want to walk by the video.

[Health Narrator]

She was like.

[Barbie]

Like, what the heck? So in the video, it's a guy. He's super cute. He's super handsome. It's a little. He's a black guy from Mississippi, and he does sign language. So he taught me how to say 5, 20 somewhere. And so when I seen that, I just collabed with him on the thing. Well, after they were Dirty dancing, he went into the scene off of Don't Be a Menace to where they was pumping, dancing naked on the dance floor, and got my page flagged again.

[Kiki]

Shut up. I said, no way. You.

[Barbie]

I'm not collabing with nobody. No. I just can't go live. I'm never gonna get to monetize off Instagram.

[Kiki]

Yes, you are, girl.

[Barbie]

I already can't. Now. At first, it was until. Until July, and I don't know why. And now this. It's over, so. Yeah, but.

[Kiki]

But you just write on me. That's what I did the last time he tried to play with us and be like, it wasn't my.

[Barbie]

I'm have you help me, but. So y' all want to learn 520 somewhere in.

[Kiki]

I was about to say in Spanish in sign language.

[Barbie]

Come on.

[Ryder]

I don't know.

[Barbie]

So it's five. Guess what 20 is. 25, 20 some where.

[Kiki]

Okay.

[Barbie]

5, 20 some where. Isn't that so cute? Yeah. He's so handsome. He had came up to me and was like, do you remember me? I'm like, no, he was like, I was in the club, but you bought me a drink and said that I was so fine. I'm like, you are fine.

[Kiki]

So he not deaf.

[Barbie]

He just knows both of his parents are.

[Kiki]

Oh, cute.

[Barbie]

And they met. I'm just telling all this business. And they met here at our deaf school. You know, we got, like, one of the top deaf schools.

[Kiki]

Yeah.

[Barbie]

Ain't it behind the fairgrounds? I think close to the fairgrounds.

[Kiki]

No, it's not.

[Damon John]

No.

[Barbie]

Maybe I'm thinking of the blind school. Is it different?

[Kiki]

It's, like, coming up on Marine blind and deaf. It's the blind school of the deaf and blind.

[Barbie]

I don't know y'.

[Milk]

All.

[Barbie]

Well, his name was. His name was Jay Black, so he. Go follow him. He was teaching Lance Neal, like, their little basketball terms and sign language and stuff like that. It was really cute.

[Kiki]

Cute.

[Barbie]

But welcome back to the couch. Welcome back to the couch. I got a question for y'.

[Announcer]

All.

[Barbie]

What's it? Kind of like a scenario. And without saying, you lost the fight. Tell me you lost the fight.

[Kiki]

Mm. She got me good one time. It wasn't my best. Who won my best fight?

[Barbie]

All she did was pull my hair. They was in there. It was like. But I still look pretty. Like the comments on the thing. I seen it on Instagram. They was like. She didn't post the whole video, ma'.

[Damon John]

Am.

[Barbie]

The whole video was posted. That's what it's supposed to be. Tell me you lost the fight without.

[Kiki]

I got her the first round.

[Barbie]

Listen. They jumped me. It was one person meal like, what are we doing? I heard y' all was some head busters back in the day. That's why y' all couldn't relate.

[Kiki]

I was gonna say, listen, look, I ain't never really had to say that or explain an L. For real.

[Barbie]

I got beat up one time, and I was younger, and I tried to fight a girl that was in middle school. I was in elementary. She was in middle school, went to go fight her.

[Kiki]

Damn. You was fighting young.

[Barbie]

She tore my ass up. I. I was just like. She was like, the stings every time she hit me. Stinging. Stinging.

[Kiki]

She dead ass wrong.

[Barbie]

I was with where I grew up at right there. I ran home to my granny house.

[Kiki]

I was like, I hate this bitch. Sounds like

[Barbie]

they was shitting. They wanted to go fight her. But, yeah, that is so funny.

[Kiki]

I wish the hell my. My daughter would tell me that some middle schooler just beat her up.

[Barbie]

But the thing is, I started with her. Oh, that's what you get sit.

[Kiki]

Now, my. My son. It was my son. He just asked me yesterday. He was like, mama, has TT ever slapped you? And I was like, yeah. He said, has she ever punched you? And I was like, for sure. And he was like, so did y' all ever fight? I'm like, what? I don't fought her more times than I fought anybody. Me. He talked about me. He's talking about you. Yeah, we done slapped and punched on each other since. And it's just so crazy because, like, we used to fight so much when we was younger, but it's like the older you get and you get into it with your siblings, like, if you bump, we liable to never speak again.

[Barbie]

Yeah.

[Kiki]

Like, you really be even in a moment where you like, damn, I really want to put hands on this, like. But you just be like, I don't want to fight my sister. I really don't want to take it there with you.

[Barbie]

I was the only girl in. In my house. Like, my dad has girls, but. So I never experienced that. And I've never really fought my little brothers, but they used to fight like my little brother. They used to t chase each other with knives and forks and all kind of crazy stuff. And I would just be looking at them like, but y' all brothers, man. Stop them.

[Kiki]

Look, them sibling fights, it goes down in Chinatown when I say, like, them be the worst fights. Like, I could fight Joe Schmo off the streets. I rather fight one of you. I don't want to fight her, especially you. Be in the house. It's not nobody there to break nothing. Hours later, y' all still going, like, crazy up. I mean, I remember we fought. Somebody that we went to high school with just reminded me. They sent me a picture of our last day of senior year, and he was like, yeah. And you said you had a scratch on your forehead because you and Chop fought the night before. I'm like, yeah, we did. And we was up at graduation and everything.

[Barbie]

Oh, y' all was fighting up to high school.

[Kiki]

When did y' all stop? My leg, girl. We haven't. The marathon continues.

[Barbie]

Did you used to fight your sister? That's crazy.

[Kiki]

But I'm sure y' all stopped for real at a certain age. Yeah, like middle school, because you're the oldest, right?

[Milk]

Yeah.

[Barbie]

See, I didn't fight my brothers like that. I don't know, because I. I'm way too old. But my. My brother up under me, he's two years younger than me, but we just didn't fight. I don't know. They fought each Other because. What are we fighting for? I'm in my room. Y' all get the hell away from me.

[Milk]

Yeah, my sister, she a little crazy, though. She a Gemini.

[Barbie]

Oh, shout out to the Gemini.

[Kiki]

We got a Gemini. Sister definitely got a gym.

[Milk]

She used to chase me with knives and stuff.

[Barbie]

That's something.

[Kiki]

That was about right. Did you pull a knife out on me before? No. Yes. I think you did when you were pregnant. No, I did not. I put a knife out on.

[Barbie]

Oh, Chad. Did y' all used to fight? Y' all siblings like cats and dogs? I want to hear about it in the comments because I don't know. I can't. I can't relate. I think that's crazy. Stop pulling your sister's hair.

[Kiki]

It get real in the field. For real.

[Barbie]

Let's. Let's change lanes. Let's get into our game, Kiki.

[Kiki]

Okay, so I hope y' all got y's questions ready.

[Barbie]

I don't.

[Milk]

Do you?

[Kiki]

I have. I have one. Right.

[Barbie]

I'm getting out the mud.

[Kiki]

Okay, you can go last, B.

[Barbie]

Okay.

[Kiki]

All right, so basically, take a shot. If you cannot name a player off of Space Jam, that's not Michael Jordan.

[Barbie]

Like a. That was a real NBA player.

[Kiki]

Yep.

[Barbie]

On Space J. Don't look at.

[Kiki]

Can I name it now? Can I name it now?

[Milk]

Go.

[Kiki]

Good job.

[Barbie]

Guess what? I'm about to cheat. LeBron James?

[Kiki]

No.

[Barbie]

The new Space Jam. You didn't specify.

[Kiki]

No, cuz. Wait, what is the. Is it called Space Jam?

[Ryder]

It is.

[Kiki]

No, I said except for Michael Jordan. So you know which one I'm talking about. From that one.

[Barbie]

Was Kamal Anthony on there? No.

[Kiki]

All right, take a shot.

[Barbie]

Who was on there? Who was on there?

[Kiki]

Charles Barkley rescuing. Who else? Even Larry Bird on there. Was Scotty Pippen on there.

[Milk]

Was he Muggy Bows.

[Barbie]

Who's the.

[Kiki]

Larry Bird was on there. He what? I just said that. What's his name?

[Milk]

Mugy Bo.

[Kiki]

A.

[Barbie]

That was a good one. Okay.

[Kiki]

Oh, I just took a shot.

[Barbie]

I don't know why you just want to drink.

[Kiki]

You got mine. Milk.

[Barbie]

Oh, you sent your question. You was ready, girl.

[Health Narrator]

What?

[Kiki]

So take a shot if you don't know who this is. Oh, I know who that is. Wait, can I say it?

[Barbie]

No, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. That is.

[Kiki]

We gotta say it together. Let me know when you get it.

[Barbie]

She. No, that ain't her. Nope. I don't know.

[Kiki]

You don't know. Okay, I do. I think I know.

[Milk]

Who is it?

[Kiki]

Asia Wilson?

[Barbie]

Yeah. Oh, okay. That's what I was gonna say. But the Red hair is throwing me off.

[Kiki]

She won't go take a shot.

[Barbie]

No, I promise. I was gonna say Asia Wilson because I was about to say she's really popping.

[Kiki]

And she goes forfeited.

[Barbie]

No, I'll take my shot. And she goes with bam. But that doesn't.

[Kiki]

I keep taking shots too. What the.

[Barbie]

That didn't look like her though. She had a lot of makeup, hair.

[Kiki]

Can you put up a regular picture of her? Mvp, y'.

[Milk]

All.

[Kiki]

Just so y' all know.

[Barbie]

Because when I felt so proud of myself, cuz this dude was like, name. He wanted this girl to identify five of the WNBA players. And I got like three of them out of there. That doesn't look like her. That was a bad picture trap.

[Kiki]

No, you can tell it's her, cuz her face.

[Barbie]

Yeah, I guess I know who Asia Wilson is, though.

[Kiki]

The other one I. The first picture I had was her and her pink wig. I didn't want to use that. I felt like that one would throw it off. That picture you used was really tea, though. That was. Yeah, I like to use good, good pictures.

[Barbie]

That was a really good picture. But yeah, I didn't know from that

[Kiki]

pink wig with the bangs. Yeah, it was.

[Barbie]

So we going sports?

[Kiki]

No, it don't have to be. That is so funny that we both did sports things.

[Barbie]

I want to stay in the sports thing too. Name someone off of the spurs team that's not Wimy.

[Kiki]

Darian. Okay.

[Barbie]

Last name.

[Kiki]

You couldn't say Darien?

[Barbie]

I only know his name because my baby

[Kiki]

is it Johnson?

[Barbie]

It's an animal.

[Kiki]

I don't know. I know his name is Darian, so I'm cool.

[Barbie]

Okay, you got it. What about you?

[Milk]

Technically, you don't have it.

[Barbie]

I thought you said animal.

[Milk]

It's not Darian.

[Barbie]

It's not?

[Kiki]

No, dear. Okay, now you name one.

[Barbie]

This is my question.

[Kiki]

No, no, that's not how this goes.

[Barbie]

I was watching it.

[Kiki]

And let's see.

[Barbie]

Off of the spurs, it's. I don't know. I know Wendy. I know. Darian Fox. Or how you say his name?

[Kiki]

De'. Aaron.

[Barbie]

And it's. It's another one.

[Kiki]

It's another one.

[Barbie]

He's short.

[Kiki]

Here she go.

[Barbie]

I don't know.

[Kiki]

Really cute characteristics do not count. Physical traits do not.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Barbie]

People be knowing. I'll be talking about. Okay, so you don't got one.

[Kiki]

I already took my shot.

[Milk]

All right.

[Barbie]

One more round.

[Kiki]

Yeah. Drink up. Again. Okay. Another round.

[Barbie]

Okay.

[Kiki]

She's talking about herself. Oh, okay, cool. Okay. All right.

[Barbie]

Fit check. Fit check. Get your. Starting with Trap and the girly said to start naming what we got known. They want. They want links. They want. Everything is trapped. Is going to be Saks Fifth, Neiman Marcus, Louis Vuitton, Christian Dior, Prada, Bottega. Bottega body. Where's the dress from?

[Kiki]

Amazon.

[Barbie]

Okay. Amazon, we love it. Good fun.

[Kiki]

Usually the clothes is Amazon and just my shoes is.

[Barbie]

She has Christian Dior shoes, slides today and a Bottega purse.

[Kiki]

The maxi. Because they said we don't be wearing maxis no more. They said all we be wearing is leotards.

[Barbie]

And George, we love a good maxi dress. What we dropping? Where we from?

[Kiki]

Kiki Top Rainbow.

[Barbie]

Hey, come on. We love a good rainbow. Find sheen slides. Louie on the slides.

[Kiki]

And the boobs is boobing.

[Barbie]

And I was trying to look at it. Are they pierced? Miami. Are they pierced?

[Kiki]

Talked about this before. My mom nipples. Nothing to see.

[Barbie]

Mom nipples.

[Kiki]

They don't look big. Let me see. Well, you thought they was pierced. I look your nipples.

[Announcer]

Oh, yeah.

[Barbie]

Y' all is big.

[Kiki]

It's all right here, ain't it?

[Milk]

Yep.

[Kiki]

She got them.

[Damon John]

Party.

[Kiki]

Oh, I was gonna. Oh, my God. You know what? I meant to show you my boobs and ask you if you could find my scarf.

[Barbie]

I think your boobs when we was in Austin.

[Milk]

I'll find it.

[Kiki]

Oh, Mal volunteers this tribute if you

[Barbie]

show me 520 somewhere.

[Kiki]

What a great guy.

[Barbie]

Amazon yoga pants and then some Kirk Geiger little platforms that were on sale a few years ago.

[Kiki]

Those are cute.

[Barbie]

Thank you. They look. The white looks really dingy. So please, let's keep the camera up.

[Damon John]

What?

[Barbie]

The dusty feet. Please don't bother me. That's pretty embarrassing.

[Kiki]

I got independent dimes on my mind. Who spoil me?

[Milk]

I got. I got a question, though. So when me. Me and the guys was pieing and we was like, have y' all ever, like, had an experience like, where somebody stunt. Have y' all ever had an experience like that? Like, if the dude stunk or you had, like, a little situation going on,

[Kiki]

I'd have had a nigga ball smell like mustard.

[Starbucks Narrator]

Hey, what up, y'? All? Summer moves like a great jam session. You start with one idea, one direction, and then it shifts. Somebody calls. Energy changes, you take a detour. That's the beauty of it for me. Summer's always been about discovery. New sounds, new places, new people, new ideas. You start one place, end up somewhere completely different. And somehow that's exactly where you're supposed to be. I've always had my spots along the way. Starbucks has been one of those constants before a session, on the way to a gig and between conversations that turn into something bigger than you expected. It's part of that movement, part of that rhythm. The summer's got its own soundtrack too. You can almost hear it without trying. Life's happening all around you, that feeling of staying open to whatever's next. Sometimes it's the smallest things that lock you into that moment. What you're holding, what you're sipping. The new Tropical Butterfly Refresher from Starbucks. Guava and passion fruit flavors with Mango Pineapple flavored Pearls Coal. Colorful Alive feels like something made for the day that's still unfolding. And that's the thing. Sometimes one small stop changes the whole mood of your day. Start your summer rhythm with Starbucks. Try the new Tropical Butterfly Refresher from Starbucks.

[Adam Devine]

This is Adam Devine and Blake Anderson

[Kiki]

and Anders Holm from this is Important.

[Adam Devine]

Let's talk about a condition many people haven't heard of, and it turns out it's more common than you'd think. Peyronie's disease, or PD for short. PD can happen when scar tissue builds up under the skin of the penis.

[Health Narrator]

This can cause a curve with a bump during an erection and for some men lead to pain during intimacy and may impact mental health. It may also lead to anger and frustration, depression, lowered self esteem, and even withdrawal from sexual activity and physical intimacy. Because of this, some men could feel embarrassed or reluctant to talk about pd.

[Medical Expert]

The actual cause of PD isn't always known. In some cases it may be linked to a minor injury or repeated injuries during sex or other physical activity. The good news is PD is treatable. If you notice a curve with a bump, a trusted urology specialist can help diagnose it and walk you through your options, including non surgical treatment. To learn more about Peyronie's disease, visit

[Myles Gray]

talkaboutpd.com this is Myles Gray from Ain't It Footy. There's so much fanfare surrounding the FIFA World Cup 2026. Good thing. The Active Cash Visa Credit card from Wells Fargo scores unlimited 2% cash rewards on all types of fanfare. Purchases tickets to a game, thunder sticks to make some noise, to commemorative scarves to wave around. 2% cash rewards on. All of that is a big win in my book terms. Apply visit Wells Fargo.com ActiveCash Visa Worldwide Partner of the FIFA World Cup 2026.

[Kiki]

Mustard

[Milk]

Mustard?

[Kiki]

Yeah, there was a little tart mustard. I'm like who the was you cracking?

[Barbie]

Did you see it through?

[Kiki]

Yeah, I ain't licked the balls Though. Okay, Fred, Y' all left the balls alone. But I didn't like

[Barbie]

mustard. Yeah, he had a stanky girl before he came to you.

[Kiki]

Exactly.

[Barbie]

That's what that game.

[Kiki]

And then of course my PH was thrown. Then about a few days later, I'm like, huh?

[Barbie]

Then you was passing out stanky cat.

[Kiki]

No, I was not. I went to the. I went and got the right away prescription. I don't play that. BB baby. Hey, did y' all see that real with the sac Saxophones getting louder after you crack a digger. And they start getting louder and louder cuz you know your PH about to be thrown.

[Barbie]

Y. It's. It's.

[Kiki]

I don't ever know when that's coming. I don't know.

[Barbie]

You in your. You start mentally in your head like,

[Kiki]

oh man, I seen. No y', all. I seen a comment on this. It was this. This guy's post, right? And he's cute. He was fine. This girl in the comments gonna say bra. And until the room stink next we was like, everybody in the comments like, hey, this is funny.

[Barbie]

Yeah, we gonna dance till we musty up in this mother.

[Kiki]

No, because hey, if you. If you get it like an all nighter, it might.

[Barbie]

It's gonna smell like sweaty booty.

[Kiki]

It's gonna smell like sex.

[Barbie]

Sweaty booty. Sweaty balls.

[Kiki]

It's gonna smell like sex in there.

[Barbie]

Y' all know I'll be having. Going through my little phase. It ain't even a phase. I'm gay.

[Kiki]

So you never had it. You never experienced some sweaty stinky monkeys?

[Barbie]

Yeah, and I probably back in my heydays gave y' all some stanky coochie. I'll just keep it real with y' all here. I'll be trying to keep it real.

[Kiki]

Yeah, like that.

[Barbie]

You know, I'm sure. And like you said, like, only when

[Kiki]

you got in house dick though. You really don't got no reason to be. Why would you out in the world? Well, unless you going. Unless you're cracking after the club or you've been out all day or something.

[Barbie]

And that's what I was about to say. Mouth, you talking about the girls that dance a lot in the club. That's me. So if you want to crack me after the club,

[Kiki]

you see it at your own risk. Gonna be like, I might have been bouncing this ass all night. It might smell like bounce that ass.

[Barbie]

Bounce that ass.

[Kiki]

Oh no, but heavy ass, fragrance medusy.

[Barbie]

But men like that.

[Kiki]

They do. Hey, I ain't going to hold you. I had a. Who used to be like, hey, can you just try not to take a shower all day?

[Barbie]

I hate to cut you.

[Kiki]

They like that little. That little. No, let's pheromone the twang.

[Barbie]

Let's revisit this. And I'm gonna revisit it again on Club 520 because I was also out this weekend and the guy was like, yeah, they be roasting you on 5:20. I'm like, yeah, they do. He was like, man, when Jeff said, yo, get up there stink. I said, that was crazy.

[Kiki]

Barb ain't never like, why would he get on here and lie like that? What the hell was that about? Y' all be watching about. Okay, listen on, daddy.

[Barbie]

Did you smell anything?

[Kiki]

Did you fart or something that day? Like, oh, no, not just. I think he made it. Was he just trolling? Like, that's what I want. No, I'm talking about that the day of. Was he just trolling or did you fart that day?

[Barbie]

Like, no, this is the thing. I don't know what day it was. And I. This is the thing. If I. If I ever stunk, I didn't. I'mma smell it first. I ain't never smelled myself around these, nor do I even be close enough for Jeff. For Jeff to smell me. But he was just being an. But the way everybody in the studio went up in a roar. They must have been talking about me. I must have stanked a little bit. I don't know. Really must have been sitting on that flight, getting from the back of the bathroom. I might have been a little tart or something. I don't know.

[Kiki]

You're human, Barb. It's okay.

[Barbie]

I didn't stink. I ain't claiming that.

[Kiki]

I ain't. Yeah, no, we not claiming that.

[Barbie]

So after have somebody come to the club and was like, yeah, y. Get up there stink. I did the same thing Dodger did. I did that in the club. I said, smell it. You don't stink.

[Kiki]

Get up there is insane.

[Barbie]

Insane.

[Kiki]

That means you stink for real.

[Barbie]

You stink for real.

[Kiki]

You know, this one thing for a man to be up close and personal with you and be like, ah, something wrong?

[Barbie]

You got some.

[Kiki]

It was a little. A little twang to. But like to say, my get up air stink. Yeah. On national television. But you can't even smell me through this camera for real. So I can't even debunk.

[Barbie]

So now people just think I stink. And then this other dude told my friend, yeah, I heard something about her the other day and it was that same week. I said, people think I Stink.

[Kiki]

No, they don't.

[Milk]

I opened the door for you earlier.

[Barbie]

You.

[Milk]

You smell like flowers and rainbows.

[Barbie]

Yeah, I know what you was about to say, but.

[Kiki]

Yeah, he was about to draw like his uncle.

[Barbie]

I was what?

[Milk]

You started mean mugging me.

[Barbie]

Yeah. Cause what he's about to say. You said I opened the door for you. I thought you about to say it hit me a little bit. The wind blew up.

[Kiki]

Don't I got a whiff of that.

[Barbie]

I don't think I take good care

[Kiki]

of myself

[Barbie]

enough about stinky ass.

[Kiki]

And we can vouch we be we. I done been up close and personal. We done shared hotel rooms and everything.

[Barbie]

Yep. She.

[Milk]

She.

[Barbie]

Thank you. And I didn't dance around them till I was musty.

[Kiki]

Yeah.

[Barbie]

So ass all in my face and I. Oh, yeah. You know how girls do we be doing this. Yeah. Smell it.

[Kiki]

Ain't get a whiff of nothing. So. Yeah. Okay. Don't put that sweat on her.

[Damon John]

So.

[Kiki]

By the way, I really want y' all to know that I was really a warrior last week because you understand that I went to. I went to Atlanta. And then as soon as I got off the plane, we hit the road.

[Barbie]

I was wondering what you was doing in Atlanta.

[Kiki]

My brows microbladed. You know what I was doing?

[Milk]

Yep.

[Kiki]

Also, by the way, speaking of microblade. So I was trying to do a heavy bang because they're still like in their little ugly phase right now. They're like peeling and getting lighter and you know, they go through stages. Cuz you had that before too.

[Barbie]

I never went back for my second round. So you going back to Atlanta for your second round?

[Kiki]

Yeah, I'mma go in a couple months.

[Barbie]

You rich? But.

[Kiki]

So that wasn't my first time going. Remember I dragged you to Atlanta before? Like years ago. Annoying. And it's so crazy cuz we thought of my life. It was actually horrible. I didn't even think it was going to be that bad. Just her. I hate going places. And she drove the whole way there and back.

[Barbie]

You hate it because she's a passenger princess or just.

[Kiki]

Yes. She's lazy. She. She just want to sleep. I ordered us some food because like she got her eyebrows done. So I'm like, we in a room. I'm like, oh, I ordered us some food, got us some little drinky. Drink this.

[Barbie]

Sleep.

[Kiki]

Yeah. You're so lame. Like, whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't sleep through any activities though.

[Barbie]

No. Well, we were still ready to go out. He was like, I need a nap. And I just wanted to respect everybody on the thing.

[Kiki]

So it was co. Yeah, I would have liked.

[Barbie]

You didn't do bad, though.

[Kiki]

Yeah, I thought I did it. No, she did bad. She just used me to show for her. No, the. I did not. I really thought that we were gonna have a lit time, and I ended up feeling really bad because we get there. First of all, we get there, and the lady who I was booked with, by the way, she's really, like, known in that industry. She's been on, like, reality television and everything. Girl, we get all the way there. This cancels the appointment to the point where I'm like, texting her. I'm calling. I'm like, look, me and my sister just drove eight hours for this. I'm like, I'm gonna need you to make some shake, right? Shut up, Katina. She don't be. She don't be tripping.

[Barbie]

Now the bag is up because Kiki about to take two flights there for her brows. That's what I'm talking about.

[Kiki]

She don't need you no more. No. So anyway, so, yeah, I'm like, we gotta make some shakes. She's like, okay, cool. You can just come to my.

[Milk]

Come.

[Kiki]

Come to my house and I'll do it, right? So then we get there. Well, I get there. She's trying to butter me up because she knows she just tried to cancel my appointment, right? So she's like, we taking shots of K aul and all kind of, right?

[Barbie]

She too. No, ma'.

[Milk]

Am.

[Barbie]

You need to be sober while you're doing. I don't know.

[Kiki]

I can't remember if she did or not. Liquor is a blood thinner.

[Barbie]

Yes, y'.

[Announcer]

All.

[Myles Gray]

So.

[Kiki]

And literally, on the instructions, like the pre care instructions, it says do not drink 24 hours. 24 hours prior, right? But this is the lady saying, let's take shots or whatever. I'm like, all right, you the expert, girl. So she gets to doing my brows, right? And then I get done. I. Katina comes and picks me up, y'.

[Milk]

All.

[Kiki]

I am out for the count, mind you. Throughout the appointment, she just kept wiping and wiping because clearly I was bleeding. So anyway, so then I get back with Katina. We had all these plans to go out and have fun and shit. Yeah, I am down bad. I'm talking about, like, can't. You didn't go pimp in distress. We just in the room the whole time because I'm dim their stick. I don't know what the was going on.

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Kiki]

So anyway, then I finally get the courage or the strength to get up, go to the bathroom. We looking in the mirror together, and I'm like, so do you like them? This gonna say? You look surprised. I'm going back to bed. So, yeah, that was basically that. Girl, get home. We didn't do. Because I was so sick the whole time. Get home. I had a. At this time, he's like, what the happened to your face, girl? Cause my whole. It wasn't even like. Like, I don't know. My skin was reacting was swollen.

[Barbie]

Atlanta people in bitch.

[Kiki]

Like, I mean, my whole shit was like. My whole forehead was falling off. Eyebrows looked like sausages.

[Barbie]

Is she still popping in the industry?

[Kiki]

So I don't think she's actually in the field for real. Like, I think she just, like, owns, like, you know, the businesses and stuff like that or whatever. But. So I had got into my nigga at the time, like a week or so later or whatever, and we like, on face time and we going back and forth or whatever. And I like, roast when I'm doing really shitty. I get to roasting you or whatever. He had a friend around him, and he was like. He was like, oh, okay, you trying to be funny. He was like, you was just looking like Frankenstein. Now you.

[Milk]

He.

[Kiki]

You want to talk like, roasting each other. He roasted the. Out of me. I couldn't even be mad no more after that, but. Well, I'm glad you found a sufficient artist. Yeah, I feel good about it.

[Barbie]

They look good.

[Kiki]

They look good.

[Milk]

They.

[Kiki]

They're still like. They got to get darker. Like, the skin peels off, they get lighter, and then they get.

[Barbie]

Be careful with these. In the beauty industry, these people, like you said, will cancel apartments. They don't be having a license. They be on. So just be careful. Y' all just. Yeah, do your research with your doctors, too.

[Kiki]

And it's crazy, cuz you really don't want to badmouth nobody.

[Barbie]

But you should have bad mouth her. I don't care. I'm all supporting black business and stuff like that, but, ma'.

[Kiki]

Am. No, I'm sure she had her appropriate license. But why the am. I already have sensitive skin? You don't know that. But still, it's just like, why would you have us drinking before the appointment? Yeah, they look real good. How much were they? They were like. So the initial appointment, it was like around 5 or 600. It was like 500, I want to say. And then to return, it's like two or three, something like that. But yeah. And there's this other girl. She. She charge a G, though, out in Cali. She's Asian. She does really good, too. But I like this girl. If y' all end up liking the result, I'm going let y' all know where I went.

[Barbie]

I ain't got no money for it. Sounds good, though. Words on the rocks. We didn't even introduce our drink halfway through mine. Yeah, so we just ran it back. The Nashville nights. It's the watermelon drink. The recipe is on our page, so make sure y' all tap in tequila. I think on the Nashville nights, I did lemonade and lemon juice. I kind of did, like, a little margarita this time.

[Kiki]

But you had the watermelon in there. Yeah, that. What was that? Green? Mint.

[Barbie]

Mint. We had basil upstairs, but I kept

[Kiki]

that in my cup in my glass refrigerator the whole entire time, and I kept putting lemonade and tequila in it.

[Barbie]

So tap into that recipe. It's in our. Oh, it's in my Nashville. Drop in my Nashville. Don't. So get into that.

[Kiki]

You need to make us some drink. Like, three different drinks one night so we can do that one trend, that one reel where they be like, we're

[Barbie]

gonna do it next episode. Please remind me. We got to get here on time. I seen one where it was like, yeah. And it was scissoring.

[Kiki]

Yeah, but you gonna. That'll be cute. What?

[Damon John]

No.

[Barbie]

They're waiting Wakanda forever.

[Kiki]

So are you doing the anime one or the. Or the freaked out one? We doing a freaked out one.

[Barbie]

I don't know. That's very you.

[Kiki]

How you. This one girl say like this. This one girl went like, that's cute. I think the freaked out one would be cute.

[Barbie]

Not on this white couch.

[Kiki]

You got to do the one where they put the drink on the ass.

[Barbie]

Oh, consider cup on that boot.

[Kiki]

So fat could sit a cup on that boot.

[Barbie]

I need y' all help with the words on the rocks. When we was in Nashville.

[Kiki]

All right.

[Barbie]

All we.

[Kiki]

The.

[Barbie]

The men in Nashville were so hospitable. Like, that Southern hospitality was amazing. We was like, I can't even call y'. All. Like, y' all are real men. Like, y' all are real gentlemen. But whatever. For whatever reasons, they kept saying oxymoron. And so Google says it's a figure of speech that deliberately pairs two Contradictory.

[Kiki]

I say that word right? Contradictory.

[Barbie]

Contradictory. Contradictory or opposing words right next to each other. And so all of them had these crazy nicknames that just didn't make no sense. I don't remember what the last guy.

[Kiki]

Well, I do, because his name. This. He gonna tell us his name was Po. And Then he was like, but I go by money. I'm like, po. Money that don't even go together. Yeah, it's a little oxymoronic. I'm like, oh, you a smart.

[Barbie]

This is the second person that said it to us that night.

[Kiki]

And then who was the first?

[Barbie]

Red dot.

[Kiki]

What did he say?

[Myles Gray]

He.

[Barbie]

His name. His name is his name Red Eye. No, it's red.

[Kiki]

One of them.

[Barbie]

One of them. But he said something he read. But his favorite color.

[Damon John]

Blue.

[Barbie]

And he. Crip. He was like, it's an oxymoron. I was like, okay, we heard it

[Kiki]

two times in one night.

[Barbie]

All right, that's gonna be words on the rocks.

[Kiki]

Okay. And then words from the block. I feel like this is Indianapolis inspired. Out the gate. Which basically means, like, all right, bet. Or okay, use it in a sentence. Hood baby.

[Barbie]

Who baby me. I don't be saying out the gate. I only said.

[Kiki]

The crazy thing is I was used. Called her a hood baby. I was about to say you. She said, who's a hood baby? Me. I was about to be like, not us. We from out north, but a lot of out north be. Some of the main ones saying it

[Barbie]

because the people out north be trying so hard to be hood that they gotta overly talk and say out the gate. They do.

[Damon John]

They do.

[Barbie]

I'm about to say something so messy, but I' ma leave it alone. Shout out to the north side. It ain't what it is.

[Kiki]

What do you mean? The north out north ain't what it used to be. It's a little run down. Now this, man.

[Barbie]

All y' all came from nice two parent homes, y'.

[Damon John]

All.

[Kiki]

That's not true. If that's the case, we can say the same thing about them far east side. Then Warren and them in suburbia ass houses. Like, let's not out the mud.

[Barbie]

Out the. It's. It's out the mud.

[Kiki]

Don't y'.

[Barbie]

All.

[Kiki]

Let's not do this divisive talk, man.

[Barbie]

Oh, I.

[Kiki]

But it's the summertime divisive. All right.

[Barbie]

What's that? Words on the rocks.

[Kiki]

Dividing. Dividing each other. We are all one city. Stop the violence. We will whatever. We in the middle. We are in the era of diaspora wars, gender wars. This is like the whole, like, black people, for instance, all the different versions of black people. It's like black is a diaspora. Like, we've got so many different. We've got black Latinos.

[Starbucks Narrator]

Hey, what up, y'?

[Milk]

All?

[Starbucks Narrator]

Summer moves like a great jam session. You start with one idea, one direction, and then it shifts somebody calls. Energy changes. You take a detour. That's the beauty of it. For me, summer's always been about discovery. New sounds, new places, new people, new ideas. You start one place, end up somewhere completely different, and somehow that's exactly where you're supposed to be. I've always had my spots along the way. Starbucks has been one of those constants. Before a session, on the way to a gig and between conversations that turn into something bigger than you expected. It's part of that movement, part of that rhythm. The summer's got its own soundtrack too. You can almost hear it without trying. Life's happening all around you, that feeling of staying open to whatever's next. Sometimes it's the smallest things that lock you into that moment. What you're holding, what you're sipping. The new Tropical Butterfly Refresher from Starbucks. Guava and passion fruit flavors with mango pineapple flavored pearls. Cold, colorful, alive. Feels like something made for the day that's still unfolding. And that's the thing. Sometimes one small stop changes the whole mood of your day. Start your summer rhythm with Starbucks. Try the new Tropical Butterfly Refresher from Starbucks.

[Adam Devine]

This is Adam Devine and Blake Anderson and daughter's home from this is important let's talk about a condition many people haven't heard of, and it turns out it's more common than you'd think. Peyronie's disease, or PD for short. PD can happen when scar tissue builds up under the skin of the penis.

[Health Narrator]

This can cause a curve with a bump during an erection and for some men lead to pain during intimacy and may impact mental health. It may also lead to anger and frustration, depression, lowered self esteem and even withdrawal from sexual activity and physical intimacy. Because of this, some men could feel embarrassed or reluctant to talk about pd.

[Medical Expert]

The actual cause of PD isn't always known. In some cases it may be linked to a minor injury or repeated injuries during sex or other physical activity. The good news is PD is treatable. If you notice a curve with a bump, a trusted urology specialist can help diagnose it and walk you through your options, including non surgical treatment. To learn more about Peyronie's disease, visit

[Myles Gray]

talkaboutpd.com this is Myles Gray from Ain't It Footy. There's so much fanfare surrounding the FIFA World Cup 2026. Good thing the active cash Visa credit card from Wells Fargo scores unlimited 2% cash rewards on all types of fanfare. Purchases tickets to a game, Thundersticks to make some noise. Commemorative scarves to wave around 2% cash rewards on all of that is a big win in my book. Terms apply. Visit Wells Fargo.com ActiveCash Visa Worldwide Partner of the FIFA World Cup 2026.

[Kiki]

Got Africans. We've got black Americans. But they make you date them, make you take it your first year.

[Barbie]

USI wasn't worried about including nobody in nothing.

[Kiki]

Yeah, white supremacy.

[Barbie]

Okay, all right, we're moving. We're moving. Huh?

[Kiki]

I went to USI studies at her school. All right, see,

[Barbie]

Keep it.

[Kiki]

Keep it cute. Keep it cute.

[Barbie]

It's the summertime and drop. We talked about this last. Last week, but not on the episode. These moms with these big old fat booties taking their kids to the parks. What is the proper attire for a woman at a family poo?

[Kiki]

Just at least attempt some coverage. Like, don't have the. Because, you know, a lot of the bikinis now that they sell, they're like pretty cheeky. Like, don't have no thong, no G string, no super cheeky ass bathing suit on at the water park or the family pool. Say that for the beach vacation. Or say that for. Yeah, vacation. Or when, yo, when a fly you out to Miami to get cracked. Save it for that.

[Barbie]

He flew me out to Miami to get cracked and we went to a pool and it was kids there and I had this thong on.

[Kiki]

So what, girl? See, that's why when we go on vacation, it's over. It's adults only.

[Barbie]

Everybody start subscribing to Patreon right now, if you're not already exploding. It's about to be 5:20 somewhere in the tropics. Y' all ain't ready. Oh, Happy birthday to the twins. I cannot wait.

[Kiki]

We couldn't know our birthday.

[Barbie]

Shout out to our sponsor, Young Malk. We got the best producer in the industry. He sponsored our trip for the girls birthdays. And I mean, like, yeah. Because, yeah, he know Barbie ain't got no job.

[Kiki]

He said he had to go be a male gigolo for a week to sponsor our trip.

[Barbie]

And he only want to turn it.

[Kiki]

We accept it.

[Barbie]

So spirit ain't flying out no more. So if it wasn't for Milk, I wouldn't be able to make the trip. So I just want to say thank you, Motion Milk. You are my favorite, favorite favorites. Y N, yeah.

[Kiki]

You are appreciated. There you go. He didn't want to turn it.

[Barbie]

Look at it where all my skin and spin that Milk. My son was singing that song. I said, lord, spin that, son. Spin that. But we didn't say shout out to all the Geminis. Happy belated birthday to Jeff. My son's birthday is this weekend. I hope that he gets taller and he goes to the NBA and be like you. So he can buy me a nice house and a nice car. Start training him now.

[Kiki]

He said I need to give him

[Barbie]

some pills or stretch him or do something with the little boy. Let's get to doing it.

[Kiki]

Because his father, he'll hit his little girl.

[Barbie]

His daddy this big. I'm this big.

[Kiki]

Maybe not. He might get to be Malkite.

[Barbie]

Mouth this height of his daddy.

[Milk]

I'm taller than my dad.

[Barbie]

Not your daddy, his daddy. How tall are you, Milk?

[Milk]

Taller than

[Kiki]

my.

[Barbie]

Yeah, you might be talking about baby daddy.

[Kiki]

You know what they say about the body count. You know, you got to take an inch or two off, right?

[Barbie]

So milk really 5, 9, 5 8.

[Kiki]

That's all that matters is he. He's taller. Don't do milk, girl. No, no, but it's like he's taller.

[Milk]

Get up, Airstream.

[Kiki]

When you get. When you stand next to Mouth, though, he's taller than what he gets. Like, one time I stood up next to him, I'm like, oh, you're taller than I thought you were. You know what is so funny? I said that he came.

[Milk]

Who?

[Kiki]

Like, damn, you look. You're taller than you look. Oh, okay. Is he not taller than me? Yeah, yeah. I don't know them Compact.

[Barbie]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kiki]

Beside him, you'd be like, okay, compact.

[Barbie]

Compact is crazy.

[Kiki]

As long as you got a head on me and I'm taller, you still taller than me in heels. That's all.

[Barbie]

That's the biggest thing. Just be taller than me. Heels.

[Kiki]

Not the same height.

[Barbie]

Not the same height.

[Kiki]

Taller. At least a couple inches taller.

[Barbie]

So that means they need to be a little over six feet.

[Kiki]

No, girl, you.

[Barbie]

Girl, I'm five three and I wear eight inch heels.

[Kiki]

No, you don't, girl.

[Barbie]

I be wearing platforms and kitten heels. Drop the video, Milk. You had enough of my shit. Five three and I'm five five. Brown eyes, real thick in the thighs.

[Kiki]

That's me. Yeah, yeah.

[Milk]

So I seen this. Y' all know how you be talking about ain't, man. And I said, I just want y' all reaction to this.

[Kiki]

It's about to piss us off,

[Ryder]

y'.

[Starbucks Narrator]

All.

[Barbie]

What did he get in the car and do? Hopefully call the police on his.

[Kiki]

He's getting in the car while she trying to jack it up in the rain.

[Barbie]

He not even holding the umbrella.

[Milk]

This real king right here.

[Kiki]

You like that? I hope you would Never do you like that? Your son.

[Barbie]

Listen, Happy pride month to him.

[Milk]

He paying all the bills.

[Kiki]

I doubt it. He don't even. He know his outfit don't even look like he paid bills.

[Barbie]

He got on crops.

[Kiki]

Look at his hair.

[Barbie]

And if he paid all the bills, sir, I would hope that he was paying for aaa.

[Kiki]

And he's in her car. That's why he. He don't got a car. He's in her car. That's why he doing that. He letting her handle her business with her car. Like you already riding in my car. You don't have a car? No. Got no wheels. I be damned if I a n man ass. Yeah, yeah. You're not even helping. Hello. I will be if she. I don't know if she know what she doing or not. She could just like walk it. Walk him through it while as he does it. I'm going to delegate the task to you. What? This is disgusting. You're walking home and this.

[Barbie]

I would have left the people who

[Kiki]

watch this show and then they judge us like, this is what's wrong the caliber. Like, hello. Do y' all not see what your peers are doing? Like this is. And still it goes back to women holding these accountable. You 10 toes down for a. Not gonna get your 10 toes done.

[Barbie]

What are we doing a bar?

[Kiki]

This is crazy. That is so ugly. She needs to get up. Girl get up. Like, girl get up. And he need. He would be walking home like, oh man, that's cool. I'm gonna call my other.

[Barbie]

Like literally.

[Kiki]

No for real.

[Barbie]

But then he'll be ready to, you

[Kiki]

know, do the most things. No, you gotta go. Cause I'm calling my. My old or something. Be like, hey, hey, I'm here with this. He's not trying to help me with my entire. Can you. Can you please send somebody your king

[Barbie]

after the weekend I had. I'm team Y N Team Y N. And so I'm not gonna let you say that we gotta call the old for that.

[Kiki]

Just call.

[Barbie]

Just call the right y. Oh.

[Kiki]

I'm not talking about playing a past like the who always take care handle. That is so funny. I literally called a. I called. This was a long time ago, but I just was on some drunk one night and I like acted like my was like my tire was up and I just called my old and he was really going to come rescue me. I'm like, thank you.

[Barbie]

That's the drunk you be you always.

[Kiki]

That's one thing about it. We always got somebody we can call. I don't couple you don't even. I'm talking about even distance. It's. It's like people I ain't talked to in years. But I bet you if it's a. If it's an urgency or an emergency, I. I can call. I'm just kidding. Drop everything. Thank you, though.

[Barbie]

Y' all just made me think. I need to send him my number just. Just for GP I need to send him my new number.

[Kiki]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

But.

[Barbie]

Yeah, I'm. Milk.

[Milk]

Don't you join the team? Join?

[Barbie]

Yeah. Listen, take me through that.

[Kiki]

All right? Okay. You was getting put through the mattress. Was she? Allegedly. Maybe.

[Barbie]

Allegedly.

[Kiki]

I don't know.

[Barbie]

I just said I had a good time. Why get begin.

[Kiki]

Oh, damn. We didn't do that all. Take a shot. If you were the one who most recently got cracked.

[Milk]

What?

[Kiki]

Drink up, B. Kiki.

[Milk]

What.

[Kiki]

What you been doing? I ain't been doing a ass thing. I'm. It's been almost a month. For me. It's been like. So I think I'm out the running. Mal, are you in this? You're in the game.

[Barbie]

M. Last night.

[Kiki]

Last night. Morning. He got some morning coochie.

[Barbie]

Who, Who?

[Milk]

Who?

[Kiki]

It's got to be between y' all 2, 520 everywhere.

[Milk]

Come on, Barbie. Let's take a shot together.

[Barbie]

Gonna take that the wrong way. Malcolm is not the yn. I was cracking this weekend.

[Kiki]

No, it wasn't Malk. No, it wasn't him. Disclaimer. Not disclaimer.

[Barbie]

They gonna clip that up. They gonna be like, oh, my God, Barbie's cracking. Malk. Malk is 22. Y' all take me to jail.

[Kiki]

Room 22.

[Barbie]

Take me to jail. But, yeah, I'm over. I'm. I'm. Yeah.

[Milk]

Yeah.

[Kiki]

Okay. Stella got her groove back.

[Barbie]

Oh, but I was. I wanted to say this during fit check. I forgot. If you could get any team jersey turned into a fire ass jersey dress, which one you gonna choose?

[Kiki]

The Pacers. Yeah, Pacers. But if we're going off of colors, I think the. If we just saw the strictly colors. Yeah. Like.

[Barbie]

Like a fire. Like a look. Shout out to the page.

[Kiki]

Success. I like green. Green is pretty good. I love green. I like it.

[Barbie]

I want the throwback Charlotte jersey.

[Kiki]

Cute. They do got a nice colorway.

[Barbie]

It's so fire.

[Kiki]

That is cute.

[Milk]

So you. You made up your mind. You on team Y.

[Barbie]

Look at m back at it.

[Kiki]

He happy. I'm just saying.

[Milk]

He said you feel your old and

[Kiki]

they all got something to say. Just you.

[Barbie]

Oh, God.

[Kiki]

Sorry.

[Barbie]

When this get clipped up my ass, Is Grass. He gonna be like, this is Mr. Biggs. How you doing, Mr. Biggs? Cuz he be tapped in.

[Kiki]

I'm gonna call. He gonna leave a voicemail. Cuz that's what they do.

[Barbie]

I'm gonna play it on my. On my album.

[Milk]

The. The vibe was different, wasn't it?

[Barbie]

The was he. And I can say that he asked y'.

[Milk]

All.

[Kiki]

He's intrigued.

[Barbie]

Mal's Federal Mal. I don't need you to get my phone cut on your phone line.

[Kiki]

Y' all know he team W. He.

[Barbie]

But no, the vibes there, he was older.

[Announcer]

He.

[Barbie]

He acted more mature. He wasn't that young. He's not that young. He about four years younger than me.

[Milk]

He young and act mature. I know Milk.

[Kiki]

Milk, don't do that, cuz. You're very childish. You was very childish. So childish in a group chat, like, why was you playing with me like that today? What was the reason?

[Milk]

N. I just sent it.

[Kiki]

I thought it was he. Hell, y', all. I was just waiting on him to troll y'.

[Milk]

All.

[Kiki]

I'm like, okay, so it's just me.

[Milk]

Yeah. The real went viral on Patreon.

[Barbie]

Oh, that was from the.

[Kiki]

They stay clipping Kiki up. They stay catching you in action, bro. They did that on the one on one video.

[Barbie]

Oh, my gosh.

[Kiki]

Katina text me. She said they got you good. Was it when she was like the one on one video where she was like, her ass? No, y', all, I been said this. I did not make this up. I take the biggest L's on the couch, y'.

[Announcer]

All.

[Kiki]

Every time. Still. Still. They gotta hurt. Oh, my gosh. She's so funny. I'm like, chop, let it go. Let it go. Okay, But I'm like at. We gotta delete this comment as if she said, deleted. They got you too good. They had her ass talking about some like.

[Milk]

No.

[Kiki]

It's so crazy, though. You look like the cop

[Barbie]

off of what?

[Kiki]

Off of Men in Black. Oh, what the is his name?

[Barbie]

No, I got to see this. You look like the cockroach off of Men in Black.

[Kiki]

The alien when she. When he got put on the human skin. I don't know what you're talking about, bro. She looked like when. When he was just a skin.

[Barbie]

Oh, that is so funny. I got to see the. Stand still.

[Kiki]

Men in Black was a good movie. That was a good ass movie, y'.

[Milk]

All.

[Kiki]

You got me up.

[Barbie]

Did not look like that right there.

[Kiki]

Yep, that one. She kind of looked like he had. They had her looking like that. She was balling sugar water.

[Milk]

More.

[Kiki]

More sugar.

[Barbie]

Y' all are busted.

[Milk]

What?

[Kiki]

That's what she. I really did. I know I look like that because I already knew what you was talking about. I'm glad you knew.

[Barbie]

And then back to me just being a girly pop. My favorite thing from Shout out to the the Knicks. My favorite thing is Shout out to the Knicks. Shout out to the Knicks.

[Kiki]

Shout out to them.

[Barbie]

Clap it up. Y' all know I don't care about sports.

[Kiki]

I mean, at least it stayed in the East, I guess.

[Barbie]

But I just liked everybody in the audience. The fits were going, you know, New York, some fly ass people. So the fits were going crazy, that's all. I was looking at Big Purr's wife

[Kiki]

with the Tims and.

[Barbie]

Oh, no, they had that on.

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[Kiki]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Barbie]

Like Big Purr's wife Jordan.

[Kiki]

She, she. Oh yes, Big cat Jordan. Yeah, I'm happy for her. I'm happy. I'm definitely happy for her.

[Barbie]

Fianna Taylor was looking flyer fire like the fits was great. I didn't see Kylie. I didn't see her this last game though. But baby, the fits be crazy in the audience.

[Kiki]

I love that.

[Barbie]

New York is a fly ass state.

[Kiki]

I'm sure they on cloud nine, right?

[Milk]

Was you like so you just met him?

[Barbie]

I met him in my DM. I met him in my DMs.

[Kiki]

You met in the DM?

[Barbie]

We've been talking and then we just

[Kiki]

circle back to that after you talk. I'm being so messy.

[Barbie]

Lord Jesus. I didn't crack him.

[Kiki]

We was, we were allegedly.

[Barbie]

We were lying. I didn't crack him, but I. This is embarrassing.

[Kiki]

Did you already take the shot? You can't take it back? Quit trying to appease to that old man.

[Barbie]

So sorry, Charles.

[Milk]

Yeah, you was like. I was talking about like I don't like me. I don't like me new men.

[Kiki]

I don't like nothing new.

[Milk]

You responded to dms, bro.

[Kiki]

And that's, that's the thing. That's why I was gonna circle back to. I had decided like a few months back I am not responding to DMS anymore. Like if it's like a writing me or putting some heart eyes and I know him or something then I might be like, thank you. There's no response to hard or like, if somebody. Or if somebody, like, say something who I know, then I might respond conversationally. But as far as like, the men who shoot, they shot in a DM not responding to you. I don't know you like, I'm not responding to you. Just really did like unintentional.

[Barbie]

He waited for 90 days either.

[Kiki]

I would. I would do like twos and fuse maybe. But now I'm not doing none of that. Cuz it's just like you could like CC10 when you done wrote me.

[Barbie]

I ain't worried about that.

[Kiki]

I mean, it's just like. It's just. No, there's. It's not intentional at all. Like, you just. At this point, I feel like a could DM10 and just see which one literally wake up big heart. And that's why I don't DM back no more. I feel. Did he verify?

[Barbie]

Yes, but that was my thing. I was like. I really wanted somebody to like, approach me me in person. How do you filter out the DMS to say, this is a weirdo? He ain't talking about.

[Announcer]

It's hard.

[Barbie]

But the vibes was just there. He waited the 90 days and I guess cuz we wasn't in person. But anyway, I. I was going somewhere with this. Yeah, 90 days. But I don't know. I had a point and that I lost it. I had a flashback.

[Kiki]

So the last. Yeah, I don't like nothing new. I like what I. I'm used to. I don't really like that.

[Barbie]

That's what I was saying, though. Remember we were saying, you guys were saying that y' all wanted something from out of town. Y', all, y', all, y'. All. Y' all want to expand out the Midwest. So how you gonna meet them? Definitely probably in the dms.

[Kiki]

I've seen a little something out of town when we were out of town. A little something.

[Barbie]

Hi, baby. No, what she cranny. She can own a gas station right now. She ain't talking about what. He was in there like, oh, my gosh.

[Kiki]

I was like, what you gave me your number for if you wasn't gonna text me? Y', all. Do y' all know that calling Arabs is, like, racist some? No, no, no. It's like some urban. One time I called, I said arab in front of my daughter. In front of my daughter. And she was like, mommy, Arab. I was like, oh, oh, I guess that is. There are Arabs. Like, she's like, yeah, like, what's an Arab?

[Barbie]

And I'm like, whoa, we Got that boyfriend.

[Kiki]

Is that some urban to be calling them Arabs? I mean, but the thing is, it's Arabian. I know, but regular people and that don't go with Arab or Arab, right? Yes, it does. Arabian.

[Medical Expert]

Arab.

[Kiki]

No, Arabian and Arab don't sound the same in the beginning. The same thing. I know that, but I'm saying we can say Arab because that's some urban. If you're saying Arab, you're probably urban. Regular people say Arab. Damn.

[Barbie]

This show is so unserious.

[Milk]

No.

[Kiki]

Cause what the was that? All right, anyways, so new media. I'm not responding. Oh, wait. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Damon John]

No.

[Barbie]

Cause you.

[Kiki]

I don't know. I can't remember. I had so many. I can't remember their favorite color.

[Barbie]

So everybody on the couch been on dates, though, recently? You too?

[Kiki]

Yeah. And the last person I went on a date with met him in person. I love that for you.

[Milk]

That's one thing I do hate.

[Barbie]

You don't know. You don't know nothing more about these you meet in person than you may mean in your DMs, either.

[Kiki]

Exactly. So might as well meet them in person. At least I know your vibe already.

[Barbie]

The vibe. That's the thing. We have been talking, like. Yeah, and I don't even like talking on the phone. We were talking.

[Kiki]

No, no, that's different. Your situation is different.

[Barbie]

Is this my man? He gonna see this and run off?

[Kiki]

So you got a man now?

[Barbie]

No, I ain't got no man now.

[Kiki]

Oh, my God.

[Barbie]

Let me get the pressure applied first. And we just. We vibing.

[Kiki]

Yeah.

[Barbie]

Charles is still my man as a standstill. If Charles pays for me to go to this trip, Charles is my man.

[Kiki]

May the best man to the highest bidder.

[Ryder]

Yeah.

[Kiki]

Sold. To the man with grays in his hair. No, I say grays.

[Barbie]

I heard graze in his head.

[Kiki]

All right, y' all doing too much.

[Barbie]

He gonna be like, yeah, I seen the little podcast. You need what you need? You need about 500 Charles. I need 2500 Charles.

[Kiki]

We ruined for your old ass.

[Barbie]

45, 36. He told me. He said you never roll first class.

[Kiki]

I wish you would write first class on our.

[Barbie]

I'll be like, happy birthday, Queens. I'll see y' all when we get old.

[Kiki]

I'm being first class on you hoes. Just know that it. Then we going to up the stove. It. It.

[Barbie]

We.

[Kiki]

We first class.

[Barbie]

Y' all going to be first class.

[Kiki]

Don't be calling seat 31 now.

[Barbie]

That's exactly. That's my birthday.

[Kiki]

It's my birthday. What? When? It's your. When your birthday coming up. You could pull all the stops. I call this. This you should be able to clean. You know, my birthday coming up.

[Barbie]

Watch me and take notes. But yeah, I'm frying. Frying Frontier. Rest in peace, spirit. So y' all be on y.

[Kiki]

Have your ass left down Frontier like her. I swear they did me like that two years ago on our birthday.

[Barbie]

Or spirit never fail.

[Kiki]

And I was in Indianapolis. I was at the crib.

[Barbie]

The thongs is about to be crazy. I'm so excited for this trip.

[Kiki]

Oh, yeah. You know where asses is out. Yeah. I'm wearing.

[Barbie]

I ain't wear nothing but subscribe now

[Kiki]

if you all purple chains. I'm wearing dental floss.

[Barbie]

Dental floss. And I might get my titties done down there if y' all send enough money.

[Kiki]

So come on in. If you go to where I went. Never mind. I'll tell you a little bit.

[Barbie]

Tell me later. Do y' all research on your doctors in the beauty industry?

[Kiki]

Listen to me, ladies, because they'll put an internal bra on your. Give you a lift. Wait, what country? Well, wait.

[Damon John]

America.

[Kiki]

Oh, okay.

[Barbie]

America, that is.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Barbie]

I want my boobs lifted. I want to get them lifted this year, and then I'm never.

[Kiki]

Are you not having no more kids?

[Barbie]

Oh, no, no. Thank you.

[Kiki]

You got any more? You. You don't look serious. I'm so for real, y' all girl

[Barbie]

Kiki gonna be pregnant in six months. I'm gonna be so shitty.

[Kiki]

Get off the couch. We gonna be on that show. She gonna be like, we gonna have a baby and pregnant. See? Don't even go together.

[Barbie]

They don't even go together.

[Kiki]

It's oxymoronic.

[Barbie]

Yeah, listen, but we've been. I wanted to say shout out to all the other female podcasters. They've been having a lot of other shy from behind the likes is pregnant and she's a boy Mom. She looks so cute. Wheezy off of decisions. Decision. She just got married or engaged and I'm so happy for her.

[Kiki]

She was like, bro, her ass be potting. One of us will be. I wonder who.

[Barbie]

Who y' all think Me, M, I, Y, N. Okay.

[Milk]

All right. Yeah. Yay.

[Kiki]

Well, would you. I would let you be a bridesmaid at my wedding.

[Barbie]

Yeah. I would cry because I was excited that y' all invited me on your birthday trip. Well, she said I could come, and then I was like, let me worry about. Drop me now.

[Kiki]

No, no, no, no, no. I. I didn't just come out of Thin air and say, barbie, come on our birthday trip. She said, can I come on your birthday trip?

[Barbie]

Damn. Let me have my mom, baby, still.

[Kiki]

Oh, I got Bonnie talking about our birthday trip to Tia, our sister. And I'm like, yeah, and Barbie's coming. She said. I mean, I already knew that. She's like, it's only right. She's like, y' all are like a trio.

[Barbie]

We do.

[Kiki]

We, like, figured out a way for it to just be us three. Okay, maybe we should cut that. What? Who else was coming? What do you mean?

[Barbie]

Because none of your friends can come. Cause Trap gonna be the one.

[Kiki]

Y' all don't fucking start. Because you know what? Y' all got me up. I treat y' all's friends with a lot of cur. Courtesy and respect. Friends? We are each other's friends.

[Barbie]

We are.

[Kiki]

That's not my fault that your friend got mouthy. That's not my fault anyway. And, yeah, Mal, whose side are you.

[Barbie]

Wait, but no, while we talking about. She said she's courteous to my friends. We on the trip, they like, yeah, we used to fight each other. I was like, y' all used to fight each other?

[Kiki]

What the hell happened? Wait, dude, we say that.

[Barbie]

Yeah.

[Kiki]

Yeah, she did, because they used to be some scrappers. I didn't even know that Portia.

[Barbie]

She did.

[Kiki]

Yeah. She jumped in on a fight when we was. One night when we was getting jumped, she was one of the. No way. Yes.

[Barbie]

I was watching.

[Kiki]

I was like, bro, the tea was super hot.

[Health Narrator]

That.

[Kiki]

That trip. And then this laid the one. She was like. She did? Yeah. I said, y' all old nigga's name. In my sleep. In my drowned me.

[Announcer]

She was like.

[Barbie]

But I'm like, this.

[Kiki]

The thing was trying to talk to us, and she's. Her friend was so invested. And I'm like, hold on, hold on. She's like, yeah, hold on. This some serious. I'm like, wait, what? No. What? She jumped in our fight?

[Starbucks Narrator]

Yes.

[Kiki]

When we used to get jumped. This is one thing about it. We're twins. But I swear, always don't like me 10 times more than they dislike me back then. So anytime we get jumped, like, she used to always be jumped out of biggest. I'll get jumped by more people.

[Damon John]

But.

[Kiki]

Or. Or I was just. I was just holding my ground really well. Kiki, shut the up.

[Barbie]

But. But listen, the situation got even weirder because she was like, the same girl that she jumped in with. Y' all later. Jumped her with the same girl or something.

[Kiki]

Isn't that how that Went, nah, we never jumped her. We never jumped her. However, how we ended up being up getting. How we ended up being like, cordial is because we, me and Chop was getting jumped. Another time, the girl who was jumping us, though. The reason why your friend jumped in for it was the girl's initial fight. She was the reason. But we got jumped like, a couple years later, and she jumped in. It was just us two, and it was like five, and she jumped in for us. How does like, crazy. Crazy.

[Barbie]

That's some indie for y'.

[Milk]

All.

[Kiki]

No, we don't.

[Milk]

For sure. Word.

[Kiki]

Yeah, we done. We haven't been through it all because this.

[Barbie]

And y' all call me ghetto.

[Kiki]

No, it's just that whole. They always gonna try you when you light skin and pretty. Like, when I say we heard so much coming up, like, oh, y' all some north side. Like, they will always say that. Like, I'm sorry.

[Barbie]

My dad's an engineer.

[Kiki]

What the do that mean?

[Barbie]

I want him to sell crap.

[Kiki]

My daddy. No, my daddy house was gave to him by his granddaddy hoe. Thank you. I will also put this north side foot of your ass.

[Barbie]

That's what y' all had a point to prove. Did y'.

[Milk]

All.

[Barbie]

Did y' all dad say anything about the AT box?

[Kiki]

No, he ain't said nothing.

[Barbie]

I asked. I was on there like sisters, please don't jump me too many.

[Kiki]

But he be watching our show, and he ain't said but. I mean, he just came over my house yesterday. I'm sure he has seen. He caters to the girlies. He know was an accident. He don't care. You don't care. You not our first friend that can't drive.

[Barbie]

Earl, you were saying something while we was in the midst of going back and forth with that.

[Kiki]

I don't remember.

[Barbie]

Damn.

[Kiki]

That whole. Your friend jumped in on our. Is that not like, throw me for a loop? I ain't even know that.

[Barbie]

Ain't that crazy. I was just like, oh, wow, this is weird, but okay.

[Kiki]

And she's so. She's such a nice person. Ain't that crazy? Yeah, like, you could. Like, in girl world, you could fight and you could really get into it with and hate them and. And they could really be decent people. Damn, I should have asked her. So who did you. Who did you crack? No for probably me. Probably you. It's always me. But that's always the worst end of this. No, no, no. Because one time you was beefing with the one girl, and I got a real big. But that wasn't even but we didn't get jumped that time. True. I was fighting this one girl one on one and her big ass cousin. I'm talking about like a 350, 400 pound. Listen, they fight was over, so we walking away. I'm over here fighting. Oh, I'm over here fighting my girl, the girl that I'm fighting and this big 350 pounder. She was big. She was huge. I'm fighting. And so this girl must be looking at my friends like, oh, okay, so fight the friend, bro. She walk up to Kiki, push her. Kiki go flying. I did not fly. Okay. Anyway, she, she pushed. And that's when I was skinny. She like, you want something too, old man? He said, no. Oh, the fight was over. I'm like, how you gonna try and fight me now? You want your family, y'?

[Milk]

All.

[Barbie]

We was all six of us gotta fight you. You've weighed 350 pounds.

[Kiki]

I was already skipping off after taking my dub. I'm like, bye, y'.

[Starbucks Narrator]

All.

[Kiki]

Like, no. Cause this is good for that. She in the trenches. She don't give a. Like, she'll leave you to drown. But I didn't know. I didn't know you was back there getting bullied. And then Kiki was mad at me afterwards. She was like, you got to fight a regular girl. This beat me flushed me.

[Barbie]

Rashiki wanted to fight me with the

[Kiki]

head like, mama, y'.

[Barbie]

All.

[Kiki]

I'm just like, back up f. You see my pretty ass. Anyway, like, she did that to me. I. I got in a fight cuz the truck. I already said this before when my foot was broke and this was nowhere to be found. Oh yeah, she just, she just be in her own world. I was drunk that time.

[Barbie]

I would have been like, come quick,

[Kiki]

cuz I fight more when I'm drunk. I'm more feisty when I'm drunk. Where was you, Milk Mo?

[Barbie]

All right, well, this is Club 520. Oh, it's Club 520. This is. It's 520 somewhere.

[Kiki]

Make sure who you feeling like, DJ,

[Barbie]

this is. It's 5:20 somewhere. Make sure you subscribe. Like, leave a nice comment. No, I'm just playing. Either way we get paid. And Patreon behind the scenes map. Look like you ain't making no money. You didn't have to decide out of my comment like that. Behind the scenes Patreon start subscribing right now because the girls are going on vacation. It's gonna be five girls trip.

[Kiki]

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[Announcer]

All right.

[Kiki]

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

[Milk]

Somewhere, boys out the most.

[Starbucks Narrator]

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[Milk]

All?

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[Kiki]

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