It's 5:20 Somewhere - Money, Parenting & Modern Relationships 😂

Summary

Club 520 Podcast: "It's 5:20 Somewhere – Money, Parenting & Modern Relationships 😂"

Podcast: Club 520 Podcast
Hosts: Barbie, Trap, Malk
Episode Date: August 5, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of "It's 5:20 Somewhere" dives into life, love, and everything in between. The crew brings their signature humor and authenticity to discussions about money in creative industries, co-parenting, relationship boundaries, and the realities of modern dating. The hosts reflect on viral moments, get real about being single, and candidly unpack parenting and financial expectations. Expect plenty of laughs, unfiltered takes, and memorable moments as the hosts keep it fun, real, and relatable.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Fit Check & Setting the Vibe (01:39–07:00)

• The crew jumps straight into their signature "fit check," hyping each other up and joking about “zaddy vibes,” summer dresses, and gym progress.
• Powerpuff Girls alter egos provide playful banter about group roles (Barbie: Bubbles, Trap: Buttercup, Kiki: Blossom).

Quote:
"It's a mentality, like a, like a… you know. Somebody’s calling him Daddy." – Barbie (03:43)

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2. Friendship Dynamics, Drinking Stories, and Viral Moments (07:00–13:00)

• Stories from recent outings, including prepping for parties, getting pulled over (while recording!), and why they're “auntie energy” but refusing to “act their age.”
• Viral video of getting pulled by the police sparks fun reactions.

Quote:
"I'm gonna have fun to the day I D-I-E, baby. Stay wild." – Barbie (14:15)

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3. Dating & Relationships: Being Yourself and the Challenges of the Podcast Life (13:10–17:30)

• Being single in your 20s/30s and the tension between public persona and dating life.
• The podcast is perceived as a "relationship ruiner" due to transparency and boldness.
• Ways friends accommodate each other’s dating lives (e.g., playing along on Facetime).

Quote:
"I need somebody that can accept the podcast, because this is a big thing that's running into my love life. The podcast is ruining my love life, bro." – Barbie (14:33)

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4. Money in Creative Work & The DDG Cameraman Drama (19:22–26:00)

• The DDG videographer’s demand for higher pay launches debate on fair compensation, job perks, and networking versus "counting celebrity pockets."
• Hosts weigh the difference between charging a fair rate, adding travel/networking value, and not exploiting for celebrity status.

Notable Quotes:
"You can't sit here and heighten your prices on your services cause this person got a lot of money… that's not right." – Trap (21:15)
"You gotta hold the camera all day… even though I got the camera on you to make the clip, I still have to sway it, turn it to other people." – Malk (22:07)

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5. Parenting, Co-Parenting & Back-to-School Money Debates (34:32–42:59)

• The hosts break down a viral text exchange between a mom and dad about back-to-school expenses. The dad sends $750 for three kids, mom says it isn't enough.
• Broader discussion about the cost of kids, co-parenting expectations, who covers what, and gratitude.

Key Points:

• 750 dollars is considerable for some, but doesn’t always cover all needs.
• Recognizing both parents’ contributions and what happens when one does more or less.

Quote:
"At the end of the day, he said, listen, it’s women out here not getting nothing. Not a dime. And $750 is not no small amount of money." – Trap (38:23)

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6. Real-Life Messiness: Taking “Child Support” for Revenge (45:03–47:56)

• A scenario where a mom uses $5,000 from her kids’ father, meant for back-to-school shopping, to take her boyfriend on a trip.
• Jokes ensue around "reimbursement," accountability, and “get back” culture, but most agree it’s petty.

Quotes:
“She dead ass wrong. Five Gs and you done took your man out on a trip with my money that's meant for my kids?!” – Trap (45:24)
“As long as them kids is overly straight… that was her reimbursement.” – Barbie (46:47)

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7. Dating Pet Peeves, Red Flags & Funny Fears (62:12–73:44)

Pet Peeves:

• Dating baggage and baby mama drama: instant red flags, possible danger, and the need for readiness before dating.
• Being too overly sexual or lustful early on: considered a huge turn-off.

Quotes:
“Baby mama drama… People die behind that.” – Trap (62:18)
“If you think you got a hump on me the second that you see me, before we eat, before we do anything fun… you don’t care about me.” – Barbie (66:32)

Funny Fears:

• Sharks in swimming pools (even public ones!).
• Bees—Trap details being attacked as a child.
• Food contamination and mass hysteria around lettuce.

Quotes:
“Sharks in the pool, or a deep ass, dark ass, blue ass, marine ass pool.” – Trap (70:30)
“I’m extremely terrified of bees… I’m throwing tables, knocking drinks over.” – Trap (71:49)

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8. Nostalgia: School Prep & High School Crushes (42:57–54:10)

• Back-to-school nostalgia: laying out outfits, rolling backpacks, Heelys vs. light-up shoes, and the cost of today’s supplies.
• Sharing what happened to old crushes—a mix of pride and laughs about balding exes and how paths diverged.

Quotes:
"My high school crush is bald too. Damn, you really had the hoes, period!" – Barbie & Trap (51:28–51:36)

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9. Black vs. White Guy Social Norms (59:59–62:12)

• Observations on how white men are less harshly judged for “feminine” behavior and public affection, while Black men face more scrutiny.
• Differences in group “bromances” and social freedoms.

Quote:
“One thing I will say about all these men is they're all white… I think that white men are more able to be more feminine.” – Barbie (59:59–60:18)

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10. Closing Reflections (69:06–73:58)

• The crew wraps with reminders to “be yourself,” own your personality, and embrace whatever makes you happy in dating & parenting.
• Grandparents, funny stories about synchronized swimming, and advice for finding someone who accepts the real you.

Quote:
“…find somebody that accepts you for you and loves you for you. And yes, when you become somebody's woman, you do have to move a little differently. But while we're single… we going to do that.” – Barbie (69:22)

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• "I'm gonna have fun to the day I D-I-E, baby, stay wild." — Barbie (14:15)
• "My love life is just ruined. My love life is cursed. I think it's really cursed." — Trap (14:45)
• "At the end of the day, I just feel like charge what you're worth, you know… don't expect anything more or less than that." — Trap (24:30)
• "If you see us and you care about us, obviously you're gonna watch it. So… if you expect that to stop just because you're in the picture, this is something that you need to accept." — Trap (33:58)
• "Sharks in the pool. Scary as hell. If you're in a very, very deep pool, it's scary." — Trap (71:20)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Fit Check & Intros – 01:39–07:00
• Girls' Night/Party Stories & Getting Pulled Over – 07:00–13:00
• Podcast & Relationship Dynamics – 13:00–17:30
• Creative Pay & The DDG Videographer Debate – 19:22–26:00
• Back-to-School Expenses & Co-Parenting – 34:32–42:59
• Child Support Misuse & Revenge – 45:03–47:56
• Red Flags in Dating & Funny Fears – 62:12–73:44
• Nostalgia: Crushes & School Prep – 42:57–54:10

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Final Thoughts

In classic Club 520 style, this episode offers a lively, honest, and hilarious take on “grown folk” business, friendships, and the messiness of real life. Unfiltered, relatable, and entertaining, it’s for the folks who love both the jokes and the real talk. Expect deep laughs, real wisdom, and new ways to look at everything from dating to parenting to who gets to hold the camera.

"Be yourself. Because look at this… She's a hot girl through and through and forever. So find somebody that accepts you for you and loves you for you." – Barbie (69:22)

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(For full context, see episode transcript and listen to the episode for the full experience.)

Transcript

[Trap]

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[Barbie]

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[Trap]

Okay, let's go.

[Barbie]

Fit check. Fit check. Get your Kiki. I love the hair. I love the hair. I love the. I can see your.

[Optum Announcer]

Your.

[Barbie]

Your lemon drop print, too.

[Malk]

Oh, God, I'm rolling.

[Barbie]

You see her lemon drop print?

[Malk]

I see everything.

[Trap]

Get it. Key lime pie.

[Barbie]

Key lime pie. I like that. I got to make y Key lime martinis so good. Y like dessert martinis would love that.

[Malk]

Come on.

[Barbie]

Truck drop. Truck trap. Truck. Make it wop.

[Trap]

The thick one.

[Barbie]

Ladies, it is summertime. We need those summer dresses. Yes, ma'.

[Gwen Washington]

Am.

[Barbie]

We need them toes out. Yes, ma'.

[Optum Announcer]

Am.

[Trap]

Headlights on always.

[Barbie]

They be like, God dang, is it cold in there?

[Optum Announcer]

Yes.

[Malk]

Let's hoop.

[Trap]

Oh, soccer mom. Oh, God, that sexy soccer mom. Oh, my gosh. You're so childish. If only y' all knew.

[Malk]

Yeah,

[Barbie]

it's Ido, baby. Alo.

[Trap]

The real all. All these.

[Barbie]

Hey, I wish Audi had this for $15.99.

[Malk]

They all look very good.

[Trap]

Where you get it to, Mouth? I see you. You must been in that gym, cuz. Ever since your birthday, you've been giving a little.

[Malk]

You feel me?

[Coldwater Creek Announcer]

Buff.

[Trap]

He been buff. But it's like, I swear, y', all, he ready for his birthday or something.

[Barbie]

He did. When they dropped that first flower, I

[Trap]

said at ma it was giving. I can't even say zaddy vibes.

[Barbie]

It was giving zaddy vibes. It was giving. Zaddy.

[Trap]

How old do you got to be to give zaddy vibes? You got to be 25 years. You just got to be grown.

[Barbie]

It's a. It's a mentality, like a. Like a. You know.

[Trap]

Somebody's calling him Daddy.

[Malk]

Yeah, I'm 23 now.

[Barbie]

Are they calling you Daddy Milk?

[Malk]

Oh, for sure.

[Trap]

Okay.

[Barbie]

Yeah, it's no age. I think it's all about, like, your mindset, your mentality, your aura, what you.

[Trap]

How you carry your energy. Yeah, definitely.

[Malk]

I told you I got some of them. Gross. That grocery order.

[Barbie]

Oh, something. You helping your cousin with them groceries.

[Trap]

Oh, my God.

[Barbie]

I'm just helping my cousin with the groceries. Well, welcome back to. It is 5:20 somewhere. I am your girl Barbie. And I hope we got some new faces. I got. We got some new viewers. We got some new five two O's. Shout out to the 85 percenters. Yeah, because what we about to do to them, y'.

[Malk]

All.

[Barbie]

What we about to do to them?

[Trap]

Turn them out.

[Barbie]

We about to turn them out. Yeah. Now, so let me reintroduce everybody, and for those that's listening, I'm gonna try to give y' all a quick little rundown. On the girlies to my left, I got truck. Ms. Nigga, your favorite nurse. If you're listening, how can we describe Trap to somebody that's listening? Because y' all have the same voice, how would we go about describing Trap? She's out of pocket. She's like the female being.

[Trap]

No, I'm not really. I didn't calm down a little bit.

[Barbie]

You think you a couple. The last couple episodes, you've calmed down, but I feel like it's about to come. That dog about to come back at you.

[Trap]

You never know.

[Barbie]

But how you feeling, Mama?

[Trap]

I'm feeling good. I'm so excited to see y'.

[Barbie]

All.

[Trap]

This week has been so long. 40 days and 40 nights.

[Barbie]

It's been a very seven days. And to my right, I got that sweet key lime pie. Kiki. How you doing, mama?

[Trap]

Hey, y'. All. I'm so good. I'm so happy to be back.

[Barbie]

And I think that we can describe you. If y' all hear the same. They have the same voice. If you hear somebody talking about food, it's Kiki. If you hear somebody being sweet to these, it's Kiki. Toxic lover girl. She don't like when I say that. Spicy Trop is the spicy, Mama. They the sweet. They the sweet and spicy. And today we look like the Powerpuff Girls, girl.

[Trap]

Yeah.

[Barbie]

And with your pigtails, you look like. What's the bub? No, Bubbles is. I think that I'm Bubbles.

[Trap]

The sl.

[Malk]

You are.

[Barbie]

You're Bubbles, I'm Bub, you're Buttercup, and you're Blossom. Hey, Buttercup had the pigtails. No, Blossom. Blossom is the pink one.

[Trap]

Oh, Buttercup is the. Buttercup is the dark energy.

[Barbie]

She's the fight.

[Trap]

Oh, you're a Buttercup. So wait, who's Blossom?

[Barbie]

You. You.

[Trap]

Okay, okay.

[Barbie]

You remember Blossom?

[Trap]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Barbie]

She was like. Actually, Boston was the main one. Like, the main.

[Trap]

She was like. She was the.

[Barbie]

She was me.

[Trap]

She don't want to be technical with it.

[Barbie]

Yeah, I gotta watch it again.

[Trap]

I'm not talking about that. You're definitely Bubbles. Bubbles. Oh, Bubbles.

[Barbie]

I feel like I get bubbles all the time. Just slow and just here for the vibes.

[Trap]

Yeah, that's your. That's her equal. Bubbles is her equilibrium.

[Barbie]

Yeah,

[Malk]

I love when.

[Trap]

I love when Barbie. I love when we drink together last weekend. So no, we just got. Yes.

[Barbie]

I would have never got to get on your nerves.

[Trap]

She already gets on my nerves when she's drinking. And we're learning something new, guys. You ain't turn into a game on hers as much as her, but it's just like, damn, now it's two of these two. And then you help reassure her that she's justified in her drunk man. Start up kicking decisions that she makes while she's drunk. And it's quite annoying, but I feel

[Barbie]

like we're always drunk together. So you just be lit right with this.

[Trap]

No trophy is one part aside from last week, last weekend at Malk's first party, part one. That's what she was actually before you. So I was already drinking, waiting on your late ass.

[Malk]

Yeah.

[Trap]

So I'm just sitting. I Woke up at 11pm I'm like, oh, I'm supposed to be at the club neither. But I did so good. I got there like before one. I didn't. Neither one of these hoes was there. So I'm just sitting there drinking, drinking, drinking. Oh my God show. Now she's one of them people where you can barely tell that she's drunk. But I could tell you was drunk the other day, cuz I wasn't really drunk. Me and Barbie tried to get drunk on Sunday. We tried to go to M's Georgia street party, but he was taking too long to get here. We have the electrolytes on deck and everything.

[Malk]

I was just about to say,

[Barbie]

I like tahin. I normally drink tahin in my drink like that, but it was just not hitting right now it's just so crunchy. Your blood pressure already high, like low.

[Malk]

Let.

[Barbie]

Let it go.

[Malk]

Yeah. See, she the only one who didn't come out for my birthday. Now she want to sit.

[Barbie]

Yo, I was going through it. I just had a lot on my plate. I had to do an event. I worked an event with over 500 people for over 5 from 1:30 to 10:00', clock, y'. All. I then, you know, the next day we did our big episode. And like, I didn't even have time to decompress. Everyone to decompress after that.

[Trap]

And we did try to make it. We literally stopped. We got electrolytes and everything. Like, we were coming. We were on the way. No, wait, that is so funny. No. So I'm walking. I'll go in the gas station to get the electrolyte drinks, come back out. I'm walking back to the car. This bitch is like, recording because clearly she wanted to post on the story. Like, we got the electrolytes on deck. It's about to be, you know, she was recording, girl. I go to put the. Go to the car and it's this Mexican man trying to talk to me, y'. All. He was trying to talk to me through the translator app. Oh, you done pulled a vato, Literally. And I'm just like reading his phone and I'm like, oh, I got a boyfriend. I got a boyfriend, girl. I go in the car to put the drinks in and to ask Barbie, how do you say I got a boyfriend in Spanish? This is recording, y'.

[Herobread Announcer]

All.

[Barbie]

It was so cute. It was so cute. And I'm just like, oh my gosh. She was like, I got a Poppy at home. Poppy. I'm like, mikasa, Poppy. He probably like me, come to your house. It was so funny.

[Trap]

Everybody was writing us, like, you gotta say,

[Barbie]

look at a milk or something.

[Trap]

I don't know.

[Barbie]

Let us know something like that. Somebody Spanish for boyfriend. Boy is Nina, Nina, Nina. Oh, don't get me to lying.

[Trap]

Was like, she. She said, this is how you say boyfriend. This is how you say husband. And they'll really leave you alone.

[Barbie]

Oh, when you say husband. No.

[Trap]

Oh, no.

[Barbie]

Okay, look up husband. But while we're talking about being outside, y' all finally got to see the video when we got pulled over by the police. Hold on, how you say husband? Mikasa Marido. But y' all finally got to see the video of when we got pulled over by the police. When I tell y' all I watched this. 9,000.

[Trap]

How many likes do we got? 62 times. Oh, 5,000. Basically it was. You watched it how many times?

[Barbie]

9,662. Because it was so funny. Like, you're gonna watch it again.

[Trap]

No, we talked him into it. Officer Tiki said, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Barbie]

And then when the police was there, y'.

[Gwen Washington]

All.

[Trap]

Cause somebody commented and said, oh, she taking the case already.

[Barbie]

That was not the 520.

[Trap]

Somebody thought it was you, Trout. I said, you, baby. I ain't say sir, not one time in that entire video. That was so cool. Sir is cool. But I wasn't talking. I wasn't talking.

[Barbie]

But even when the officer was at my window, because we got. It was third row seating, so it was like the little gap in the middle. And the. The rider, she was sitting right there. When the police at my window, everybody was sitting down, putting their seatbelts on. I'm like, get back, get back, get back. Like, it was just so much going.

[Trap]

She says, she said, that's the police. Okay, we sitting down.

[Barbie]

And then at the end, I was like, oh, we were still recording. We cracked up so bad. So Malk. They wanted to know, were you upset? How were you feeling in that moment?

[Malk]

Hell, no, I wasn't upset.

[Barbie]

Mal caught the police officer, bro.

[Malk]

Oh, God. Like, bro, you bugging, bro.

[Barbie]

He like, all right, bro.

[Malk]

They just four bad females in here hanging out the car.

[Barbie]

There you go. Females. That took a lot to come out of mouth to mouth. Females. That's so grown.

[Trap]

That's that 23 year old shit.

[Barbie]

Yeah, he got respect, ladies. That dad.

[Malk]

I'm like, you bugging, bro. You bugging.

[Barbie]

It was so much going on and

[Trap]

we got away with it. So we said, subscribe to our Patreon. Subscribe.

[Barbie]

It was so much fun.

[Trap]

But why they were saying we Too old for this. Honestly. I feel them, though, because guess what? I did not collab with that. I will not have this on my page. I will not. I didn't either. If it's on my page, it doesn't exist. Okay. Are we too old for that?

[Barbie]

I'm never.

[Trap]

I mean, like, are you ever too. First of all, we're all single women. We're all single.

[Barbie]

They'll say that doesn't matter. They say we should be acting like we're trying to find a husband. We.

[Malk]

Not

[Trap]

fair. To be fair. In our defense, this was six months ago.

[Barbie]

I haven't changed.

[Trap]

I would still do it today.

[Barbie]

Yeah, I don't feel like, yeah, we need to have fun. There's no age cap on having fun. There's no gender cap on having fun.

[Malk]

And I would say, like, y' all got y' all shit together. Y' all got shit in order.

[Barbie]

So we do. Yeah.

[Malk]

Thank you, Mel. Barely go out, so when y' all

[Barbie]

go, thank you, Mel. Hand the camera to my.

[Trap]

We handle our shit Monday through Friday every day. And we get to say we might shake our ass out the roof on top of. But listen, though, the only reason why y' all know we some aunties. Cuz we tell y' all we're aunties. If we didn't tell y' all we was aunties, y' all wouldn't even comment on that. Leave us alone.

[Herobread Announcer]

Let us know.

[Trap]

I feel y'.

[Malk]

All.

[Trap]

I feel what you're saying, but at the same time, you.

[Barbie]

I'm gonna have fun to the day. I D, I E, baby, stay wild.

[Trap]

Okay, but if you had. So would you do that if you had a man?

[Barbie]

I'm being on top of the car.

[Malk]

Yeah.

[Barbie]

That's not doing nothing.

[Trap]

N. If I had A, I'd be the one holding the camera. Like, like b. Crazy.

[Barbie]

And that's why when I do find a man, I need to find somebody that accepts me, that can accept the podcast, because this is a big thing that's running into my love life. The podcast is ruining my love life, bro.

[Trap]

My love life is just ruined. My love life is cursed. I think it's really cursed. The spirit stick curse. I really think my is cursed, y'. All. Y' all know I just had another failed talking stage, and at this point,

[Barbie]

it must be the worst. That hurt like a heartbreak. I was like, damn, I'm tired of doing it.

[Trap]

So y' all know y' all gotta take a page out of my book. Spin that blunt, bro. I ain't got to spend my love Life is cursed. Am I gonna spend on who am

[Barbie]

I gonna just go until it get better? Map, what was you about to say?

[Malk]

But, hey, it showed, like, how fun y' all is, though. Like, I don't want the girl. I want my shorty. Yes. Hang out my rooftop and twerk.

[Barbie]

Like, it's not you twerking on niggas.

[Trap]

If I was in a relationship, it had been my driving a car. That's the only way that we can do this. Yeah. If I'm in a relationship, we definitely used to be on, like, oh, honey, we used to. I don't think nothing is wrong with it.

[Barbie]

I have to find somebody that accepts me for me.

[Trap]

Yeah.

[Barbie]

I'm gonna be more respectful on the next car, on the next thing. This is Mouth. This is our guy. Mouth is a she.

[Trap]

Sound like she gaslighted her. This is math. This is our guy.

[Barbie]

Like, they gotta. They got this.

[Trap]

Our little. He.

[Malk]

Not our little.

[Barbie]

This is Big Mouth Motion. Mouth, baby, he's one of us.

[Trap]

No, you gotta make it like he's a real to your man, because I don't even want to do it right now. When she. When we. When I get a nigga, just act like you. We. I' ma call you and just act like you gay.

[Barbie]

What?

[Malk]

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Barbie]

Kiki, be respectful.

[Trap]

I'm a drink today. Yeah, you wouldn't play gay for your homegirl?

[Malk]

What am I playing gay?

[Trap]

Like, on the phone? Yeah, like, answer the FaceTime like, hey,

[Herobread Announcer]

girl,

[Trap]

what if I text you? Like, this nigga about to be my ass. I was just on your roof. Please. I'll be like, bitch, bitch, we was tired last night.

[Barbie]

Tell them about.

[Trap]

What you gonna say. Girl, what the fuck going on?

[Barbie]

Girl? What the.

[Malk]

Yes. Yes.

[Trap]

Oh, my God, that is so funny.

[Barbie]

But they said. I seen a meme about that. It was like her nigga answered the phone. I said, what's up, Niecy Poo?

[Optum Announcer]

Hey.

[Trap]

I'm like, well, he can't do that to us.

[Barbie]

He can't do that. What's up, Auntie? They ain't gonna believe that. What y' all be saying that movie? Family.

[Optum Announcer]

Family.

[Barbie]

What y' all be saying?

[Trap]

Family or family? Family. My husband.

[Barbie]

But no, listen, Malk is.

[Trap]

Is one of us.

[Barbie]

And if you gonna.

[Gwen Washington]

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[Barbie]

Deal with me. You gotta accept milk.

[Trap]

So it is what it is.

[Barbie]

I come with baggage motion mother freaking mouth. But while we're speaking of milk, like producers, videographers, ddg. Did y' all see that DDG cameraman basically was like he making all this money he needs to pay him more and it was a big thing on the Internet. Like basically you're getting all the perks of just walking around and recording them, they're really doing all the work. So be grateful for what you get. How do y' all feel about that?

[Trap]

I just feel like if you're being paid appropriately for your job, which is videography, and then you're getting travel expenses covered, probably food, room and board, all that. They probably pay you better than the next person would anyways. Like you can't just say oh for this job you should. That's like saying I deserve a percentage almost because you're counting my pockets and basing your payment off of my pockets.

[Barbie]

And I don't know if it's true or not, but like the Internet was saying like 3k a month. That's. Nobody can live off of that. Like if this is their main. That is demanding.

[Trap]

Yeah. No, wait, he's making 3k a month.

[Barbie]

I don't know if, if that's. I can't. I don't have any facts on that, but I had just seen it on the Internet that they were saying like 3k.

[Trap]

I would hope not because I feel like streaming, you know, following a streamer around, that's kind of an around the clock position.

[Barbie]

But that is like.

[Trap]

That's like in the military or something. Not. Yeah, you know, but it's like. So I can't. I can't home and on my off day or whatever.

[Barbie]

But if they're saying that 3k monthly plus you said the room and board and all of that, all that.

[Trap]

I'm sure he don't live with him. I'm sure he. What's the monthly salary?

[Barbie]

3,000 to 6,000 per month. But you can't have a normal job

[Trap]

to have no life. No. Now I feel like. Now I took it as him just wanting more pay based on the fact that DDG gets so much money. And I feel like you can't sit here and heighten your prices on your services because this person got a lot of money or is a celebrity or whatever. It's just like, you know, girls who do celebrity hair, like you should charge her $200 for that wig installed, just like you charge any regular degular girl. Right. You can't charge her hundreds of dollars up to a thousand dollars just because it's Cardi B. That's not fair. Because like if Cardi pull up to McDonald's and get a 10 piece nugget and they charge her $50 for a number 11. Exactly. Just because she got money. Like that's not. No, that's not right.

[Malk]

I agree to Kiki's standpoint, but also being like a videographer, you gotta hold the camera all day. And you gotta think that even though I got the camera on you to make the clip, I still have to sway it, turn it to other people.

[Barbie]

Yeah.

[Malk]

What you looking at?

[Trap]

But that's your job. That's your case. Up your price. Like, you know, according.

[Malk]

And you don't get no break.

[Trap]

According to.

[Malk]

You don't get no break, you don't eat.

[Trap]

Charge what you would charge anybody. Yeah, the camera.

[Barbie]

I don't think that that's fair though, because if you. Well, let's just say you use the doing hair. When you're doing regular people hair, you're gonna have a price. When you're traveling to these celebrities, your price is gonna be upped. When you're doing. When you're doing wedding, automatically there's an extra price.

[Trap]

So charge you the regular base fee that you charge for whatever the hairstyle is. Charge a travel fee, but don't charge. Don't sit and think, don't think that we in a city and I'm a hairstylist in this celebrity city and you come and sit in my chair in my city and I get to charge you a thousand dollars for this install just because I know you got it.

[Barbie]

They do though.

[Trap]

That's not right.

[Barbie]

That's the thing with women.

[Trap]

That's this situation. Then that's not okay. Mouth was talking about then I understand.

[Malk]

But also you got to understand like from if I'm a cameraman and this DDG asked me to. Hey, you want to record for me?

[Trap]

Yeah.

[Malk]

Getting the most, for most times, being able to get the opportunity to be around the setting and networking. Be like, even though I gotta take

[Trap]

a payment in itself.

[Malk]

Right.

[Trap]

So it's like it's worth something. But then also with that. So if I travel with you. Right. I'm not working for anybody else. Exactly. I'm not doing the other jobs that I would do outside of you because I'm literally just stuck on this island with you. So yeah, I think it all has to be factored in, into the compensation. I agree with that.

[Barbie]

And I think you should look out for your people too. Because that's the thing. When you won't. When it. When I'm working for you, we have a work relationship. Yeah. I want to see you make it because that means I make it as well. But at the end of the day, you got to take care of me too.

[Trap]

It's. I'm sure who will go be DDG's cameraman for free. But he was saying for him, he pays for food, he pays for this, he pay for that.

[Barbie]

You post. Those are work expenses or whatever.

[Trap]

But also I would never want somebody to just go work for somebody for the lower, for free, for exposure. Just because off the strength of an opportunity. Right. You know, like just at the end of the day, I just feel like charge what you're worth, you know, don't expect anything more or less than that.

[Barbie]

Yeah, I don't agree with that.

[Trap]

You know, it's.

[Malk]

It's two sides to it.

[Barbie]

It is.

[Malk]

I personally, like, if I went in this position or in a position I'm in, I would. I would still take the risk of, like, being around. Yeah. Having. Being able to network if you didn't

[Trap]

have this going on and DDG hit you up to be his videographer and. Okay, you gotta travel. You'll be away from home.

[Malk]

I know. I know it's gonna come with it,

[Trap]

but, you know, it's gonna come with opportunities as well. So how would you navigate that? How would you feel about it?

[Malk]

I personally would try to network. Like, I'm networking with other people even though I'm doing this job. But once we get off this camera or, like, however, like, people gonna see me. Like, I'm gonna try and make it happen.

[Trap]

There we go. All right. All right.

[Barbie]

Pay y' all people. Take care. Take care of y' all people. However it goes. However it goes. That's.

[Trap]

I don't know.

[Barbie]

That's just how I feel. But y' all got it. I can't pay you, cameraman. If I could, I would. Because I wish we could have a cameraman all the time.

[Trap]

I love that. I would love to scream. I would.

[Barbie]

I was literally driving today, and I was thinking about being on reality. For sure.

[Malk]

Y' all would go. Y' all would be. Y' all would go viral.

[Trap]

Like, on some. At home or. No, like, we can't come here.

[Malk]

If I was to be like, y', all, like, dead ass. Like, okay, we buy you. We about to do this. This for today. It don't even have to be nothing crazy. Y' all could go. We can go wine tasting or, you know, little Y' all like to do.

[Trap]

Who gonna record us?

[Gwen Washington]

Me.

[Barbie]

Oh, we would love to do that.

[Trap]

Why?

[Barbie]

We don't do this kind of stuff. What happened to 5 20? What was it in the mix? What happened to somewhere in the mix?

[Malk]

Like, y' all do that and we stream y'.

[Gwen Washington]

All.

[Malk]

Y' all would go crazy.

[Barbie]

You know, what happened to it? You be too busy for us.

[Trap]

You do.

[Barbie]

You'll be too busy for us.

[Trap]

He do. He got a lot on his plate, y'.

[Barbie]

All.

[Trap]

Renaissance man.

[Malk]

But you're awesome for the team. I would make it happen.

[Trap]

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm drunk.

[Barbie]

I am, too. I'm like, I love you, Malcolm.

[Malk]

For real. That should be hard.

[Trap]

Let's do it.

[Barbie]

We need to get back to someone.

[Trap]

Let's plan an outing, y'. All. For real. Y' all need to be glad that I am icarly and I got that pullover on camera. Barbie was holding the phone, however.

[Malk]

Huh?

[Barbie]

She said it was her. It was her. She gave me the phone. Yeah, you can.

[Trap]

Are you hoes talking about, oh, we got pulled off. What are they talking about? Oh, okay, I see. Oh, my gosh. Like, what are the odds that we had that on film? Right? Did you get that? Being on my type of timing, though, because even, like, with the Mexican from the. From the translator app, she be on it, too.

[Barbie]

But this is a part of our lives, though. Like, we really have to be on that. We have to get clients. Yeah, we gotta be.

[Trap]

You're right. You're right.

[Malk]

Y'. All. Y' all go. Y' all go out to eat and go to the Fever game. Y' all, like, on the court.

[Trap]

Maybe we should be streaming, bro.

[Malk]

Will watch. Will watch this.

[Barbie]

I would watch that.

[Trap]

So y' all all bad.

[Malk]

I watch y', all, period.

[Barbie]

We gonna set it up somewhere. Back in the mix.

[Trap]

All right, y' all moving on. Yeah, we'll talk about it. Off cam.

[Barbie]

Moving on. Oh, but somewhere in the mix, though. Soon the guys should be going on tour. Are y' all ready for that? The guys should be going on.

[Trap]

Oh, yeah.

[Barbie]

Do y' all want to see? It's 5:20 somewhere. When the guys. Because last year I did it by myself.

[Trap]

We gotta have matching outfits or something.

[Barbie]

I'm so excited to have.

[Trap]

For this.

[Malk]

We gotta. We got a plan. Y', all, like, you know how artists or. Right. Y' all like to pre before they come on. So y'.

[Trap]

All.

[Malk]

Y' all be.

[Barbie]

We gonna open up.

[Trap]

We could do that where JT and Duck was fighting on stage and they turned it into a show.

[Barbie]

Man,

[Trap]

We gonna up our hair. No, we not. But we gonna pull off our real clothes and be, like, nice like this. I wish.

[Barbie]

Oh, that was the song.

[Trap]

Oh, let it rain. Let it rain on me. Yeah.

[Barbie]

But let me ask y'.

[Trap]

All. You Eddie Kane Jr.

[Barbie]

I'm Eddie Kane. Off that cane, baby.

[Trap]

Oh, sweet. They didn't say that about you. No, they said it about you. They said what? What episode?

[Barbie]

Clear this up.

[Trap]

Clear this up. I know. I didn't see it. Y' all know I'm.

[Barbie]

I'm. What.

[Trap]

What episode was that? They said Barbie would be. Would be. Oh, in The.

[Barbie]

The.

[Trap]

The 2000s episode. Yeah, they said Barb want to be in the 70s because she want to be on that. Yeah. When we picked our decade.

[Barbie]

Oh, I said that. That's it.

[Trap]

We have to do a theme, y'.

[Gwen Washington]

All.

[Barbie]

We haven't even thing We've been really slacking. Let's.

[Trap]

Let's do people coming up Halloween. What are we?

[Barbie]

What is a three group? I mean, three person that we can trio. That we can be.

[Trap]

Yeah. Please, girls. We could be Sailor Moon in something. I love Sailor Moon. Mean girlies. Mean girls is Teletubbies.

[Barbie]

Sexy Teletubbies.

[Trap]

Barney. BJ baby. Bop.

[Barbie]

I don't want to be. Who gonna be Barney?

[Malk]

You.

[Barbie]

I don't want to be Barney. Good exit.

[Malk]

I hate it.

[Trap]

I love you.

[Barbie]

The three blonde mice.

[Trap]

No. And the twins Vita and Star. Them dykes don't get a hold of your asses.

[Barbie]

That would be cute. Mac, what you want to see us as?

[Malk]

I can't say.

[Trap]

Do we want to know? I'm like, right.

[Barbie]

There we go. All right, let's get into.

[Malk]

No. I got a question. So if we go on tour. So Barbie, she. Everybody was like, barbie, can I get a picture? Can I get a picture? Are y' all letting. If we was charging. Charging extra, would y' all let somebody hold you from the back and take the picture? Yeah, like baby shower.

[Barbie]

Oh, you talking about, like, the. The funny Marco pictures and Chris Brown cardi b pictures.

[Trap]

Yeah, I do that.

[Gwen Washington]

That.

[Trap]

It depend on the ticket.

[Barbie]

Now, on the ticket, if they want you face.

[Trap]

How much would they be even charging for them? Like five. That Charge Chris Brown Charge A G. It was 1500. Well, we ain't Chris Brown, so 500.

[Barbie]

But if somebody want to bend you over,

[Trap]

like, I don't know, do I get to keep the 500 or it go in a pot? 500. You think they gonna pay 500?

[Barbie]

So Ben Kiki over. I would.

[Trap]

That's my girl.

[Malk]

Sure.

[Trap]

But hypothetically speaking. But obviously they're not gonna say that. So y' all won't be getting. Y' all gonna be getting there.

[Barbie]

This is a real cute. See, we'll take some cute pictures, but, like. Yeah. Now if it's the girls or the gays. Baby, pick me up.

[Trap]

Turn me around upside down.

[Barbie]

But that's the thing. They said, like, if we get men. They worried about us not being able to be ourselves anymore.

[Trap]

I don't get it. Oh, of what a man.

[Barbie]

We gotta keep it real smooth.

[Trap]

I conduct myself kind of like I have a man already. I don't know why, but I'm not going to be. I'm not gonna be twerking out outside of. That's different. That's not on a show. This is the thing. I feel like, oh, what I say on the show, like, I be myself on Here, everything I say now, I would say if I had.

[Barbie]

I get in trouble for every clip. Every clip.

[Malk]

See?

[Barbie]

But I mean, you gotta be like, it's not real.

[Trap]

I said, it's entertainment, baby.

[Barbie]

I'm trying to get us out the hood.

[Trap]

This is my job, boo. Yeah. Stop watching a pot.

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Stop.

[Trap]

No, a. Trying to test me. I'll be like, get your ass off the net dead homies. Y' all remember when Blueface said that?

[Barbie]

Oh, dear homies.

[Trap]

He said, you sit here if you. I don't know. I just like. Do you want your man to watch the pot or.

[Barbie]

No, no, no.

[Trap]

I don't give a. Talk to. I literally said, do not watch it.

[Barbie]

I did not watch it.

[Trap]

He said,

[Malk]

subscribe.

[Barbie]

Definitely subscribe.

[Trap]

Yes. But please don't watch it, because it ain't no telling what I might say on there. Exactly. Honestly, I might say some you don't like, but guess what? This business, it ain't. It's never personal.

[Barbie]

See, now if you're listening, that was Kiki. So that was a little,

[Gwen Washington]

though.

[Trap]

We're all.

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Now.

[Trap]

You never know what you might learn about us from watching this.

[Barbie]

And I'm not gonna stop being personable on here. I'm gonna stop being so. You know, like, speaking of personable, did

[Trap]

you make that cut that I asked you to for YouTube last week?

[Malk]

Yeah.

[Trap]

You swear?

[Malk]

I swear to God.

[Trap]

Okay. Okay, cool.

[Barbie]

So for Patreon, what was it?

[Trap]

It's not because I just don't want to. I was speaking in general terms about. Sure. Nah, it don't matter what it was about. I just don't want to get into it with nobody. So I just asked him to make a little snippety. Snip. But all I was saying is not last week. What I'm showing right now is we're all single right now. So you see, if. If you're. If you.

[Barbie]

I got a boyfriend.

[Trap]

Care about you. You do?

[Barbie]

No, I'm just playing.

[Trap]

Oh, I might. If you see us and you care about us, obviously you're gonna watch it. So it's just, like, you see what type of timing we're on right now. So if you expect that to stop just because you're in the picture, this is something that you need to accept.

[Barbie]

You have to accept the pot.

[Trap]

You know, Like, I'm not gonna be on here. This ain't. This ain't Cornhub. You know? Like, what's the issue? Yeah, well, what did Boosie say? Like, no, I'm not gonna put the

[Barbie]

person on the block for a thousand dollars that.

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[Trap]

He said, nevermind.

[Barbie]

What do you say?

[Trap]

All right, y'.

[Coldwater Creek Announcer]

All.

[Trap]

Anyways, I wanna get y' all's opinion on this Scarlet Milk right here. Right?

[Barbie]

Okay. What is it? What we talking about?

[Trap]

He said, so it's back to school? The baby daddy said, it's back to school. You know, I just sent 750 for all three kids. School supplies? She said. The baby mama said, that's it. He said, yeah, that's what I could do right now. And then she said, for three kids, that's not enough. They need more than supplies. They need clothes, shoes, book bags, hygiene stuff, lunch money, and everything else that comes with it. School starts in three weeks. He said, I'll send more when I can. She said, three weeks and you'll send more when you can. That don't help right now. He said, I'm doing what I can. Don't.

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[Barbie]

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[Trap]

I'll start. What do y' all think about the baby mama's reaction?

[Optum Announcer]

Well,

[Trap]

750. Three kids. Three kids is a lot.

[Barbie]

However, you know, three kids is a lot. It does depend on their age. And also, mom, you should be putting money with that as well. So if you can match that, that's damn near fifteen hundred dollars for. I don't know. But these kids nowadays are very expensive.

[Trap]

Yeah, they are.

[Barbie]

What does it cost to see. What does it really cost to send a kid back to school?

[Gwen Washington]

School.

[Barbie]

And three kids back to school?

[Trap]

But at the end of the day, he said, listen, it's women out here not getting nothing. Not a dime. Yeah. You know, and 750 is not no small amount of money.

[Barbie]

But shoes is 200 a piece.

[Trap]

Okay? So you get the shoes, I get that. I get the clothes and the supplies and the flowers and the pencils and the tissue.

[Barbie]

This is three weeks.

[Trap]

This is three weeks in advance. He's saying that he's gonna get paid again to send more.

[Herobread Announcer]

Yeah.

[Trap]

So maybe. Okay, right now you could use my 250 to buy some shoes. And then you can match my shit and you can buy whatever you're gonna buy. And then I'll send some more, bro. Three weeks early. You done send school stuff. Three weeks or school money? Three weeks early. Like, I think this is a pretty sweet deal.

[Malk]

That's about 25, 3,000. Because you sending 750 right now. So that means you're gonna send like a band or some old.

[Barbie]

You think?

[Trap]

Even if he sends. So let's say he says 750 now, and then he sends 750 in three weeks. Like for the actual supplies. Like, it's not gonna cost 250 each kid. It'll probably cost like 150 each kid for the actual supplies. You could use the Extra. First of all, you can match it and use the. Or whatever other little stuff. I think that she was being too hard on him. Yeah, she he a nigga with money or something because she acting like a brat.

[Barbie]

But I also think maybe he's not

[Trap]

a nigga with money. Not sitting there.

[Barbie]

Yeah.

[Trap]

For three kids he's a regular person.

[Barbie]

Yeah, he has like a regular job. But I do think maybe her frustration could be coming from if you not doing nothing year round and then school times come and you're only sending 750. Maybe that's where her frustration is coming from. With co parenting. It's supposed to be 50, 50 or 100 and 100%. We gotta, we gotta get this done now. One parent is paying all of the. Just think of how much it costs to have a kid in your home. You gotta, you're paying your rent to have a roof over their head. You're paying for. To feed them all the time. If you're paying for sports and extracurricular activities.

[Trap]

Oh no.

[Optum Announcer]

Yeah.

[Trap]

Handout. When it comes to the Dennis bill or the sports bill, the uniform. And she didn't read him his rights. She didn't say you ain't did. So clearly he's contributing because if not A is gonna bring it up. Yeah, I know that because how much

[Barbie]

do you have to spend for back to school? And these kids are expensive nowadays.

[Trap]

Granted, I don't got three kids. I have two. But if a nigga gave me 750, I'm going to make it work. I'm going to make it do what it do. I would be so grateful for that. That's why I said she. That's why he even said he was sending more. So if you match that, that's 500 a kid. Yeah.

[Herobread Announcer]

What?

[Trap]

We could get some forces. We can get some outfits and this is just for the clothes. And then maybe we could get some little VROs or something like that. You know what I'm saying? Like, and it does depend on how old they are. But let's say they're little kids. They still in youth sizes. You could get two pairs of shoes with his money and then you could buy the clothes with your money. Either way. What are you complaining about?

[Barbie]

Okay, back to school didn't change so much. Remember we used to get a few little pairs of shoes and stuff like that. Now for the stuff that we used to get, that's a T shirt to these kids. These kids won't.

[Trap]

And that's another thing. Like at what point do we get mad at the system. Do we get mad at capitalism? Like the fact that. That parents have to come up out their pockets all this damn money just for back to school. Because, yeah, y' all are capitalizing.

[Barbie]

Have you already started back to school shopping?

[Trap]

My. My baby daddy started. He got. They, like, shoes and outfits and stuff. He's ordering they book bags and stuff.

[Malk]

Love that.

[Trap]

I have a. My kids birthday. My 2. Their birthdays are at the end of July and the beginning of August. So it's like, ooh, all kind of clumped together in a little way. Yeah, it does cost a little bit more. It's a little hefty, but I am able to combine it. Like, oh, okay, you just had your birthday, so you just got shoes, clothes, this, that, and the third. Like, do I really gotta go hard with back to school shopping? Not necessarily.

[Malk]

But back in the day when y' all was in high school, what was y' all thing? Or. I guess it depends on the time. Like, oh, I gotta get this for back to school or I need this. Was it something specific or like, y'

[Trap]

all just depends on the times. But you definitely. I definitely used to lay my outfit out the day.

[Barbie]

Nothing like it.

[Trap]

I mean, I would sleep right next to it.

[Barbie]

Nothing like it. Getting your hair done. You got you a nice cool book bag or remember once we started switching from book bags to, like, tote bags?

[Trap]

Yeah.

[Malk]

That.

[Barbie]

You couldn't tell me what.

[Trap]

We have July birthdays, too. So it's like we wore a lot of our birthday clothes when school started. When school. I wouldn't touch my birthday clothes until school started, man. Remember that time? It was like we had like a month of straight fix.

[Barbie]

I was throwing fit to back. I know that's right.

[Trap]

Did y' all ever have a roller book back?

[Barbie]

No, I had the rolling shoes.

[Malk]

Oh, God,

[Trap]

the Hillies. Yeah, y' all had them.

[Barbie]

I had them. That was. That used to be the ski mask back in the day. I had the little.

[Malk]

He.

[Trap]

I don't know if I had a rollerback bag.

[Barbie]

I can't.

[Trap]

How do y' all feel about roller book bags?

[Barbie]

That's some corny. If you'll get your.

[Trap]

If your kid ask you for a roller book bag, you gonna get it.

[Barbie]

Get your corny or something.

[Trap]

Be like, no, no, no, boy. If you don't get the. Out my face, go get a Nike.

[Barbie]

What they call Nike Elites. Get you a spray ground. Get you a little something.

[Trap]

What about the air? So y' all had the Heelys that light up?

[Barbie]

Nah, that was. That was doing too Much.

[Malk]

Oh, God.

[Trap]

That was doing too much.

[Barbie]

But I take off on the real quick, man. What you gotta do, Push back the heel out. I mean the wheel out.

[Malk]

Used to like if. Like if you were skating.

[Barbie]

No, but you know, you remember they did the heels. I mean, the wheels.

[Trap]

Yeah, the wheels activate.

[Malk]

You run.

[Optum Announcer]

Activate.

[Barbie]

You did not have to run to take off. Yeah, you did.

[Malk]

So you can keep going for like a little minute.

[Trap]

He said jump. Cutting out. Wait, Matt, what's the other screenshot? Oh, this lady, is she out of pocket or pee, y'?

[Malk]

All.

[Barbie]

So her baby Daddy sent her $5,000 to take her kids to school shopping. And she used it to take her man out of the country for his

[Trap]

birthday because the kids already had days

[Barbie]

because she had already bought the kids stuff. She said they get back a. I know how to how to get exactly what I want out of that. Played in my face for years. Is she out of pocket or pee?

[Trap]

She dead ass wrong. She wrong.

[Barbie]

Is she wrong? If she got all the kids stuff, that was her reimbursement.

[Trap]

Five GS and you done took your man out on a trip with my money that's meant for my kids. Okay, if you're not gonna spend it on school, back to school because you already got it. Spend it on a Christmas, then roll it over.

[Barbie]

That's completely for my kids. However you spend it.

[Trap]

Five and five GS, bro.

[Barbie]

You wait, go back, let me read the message. So are you gonna come send the kids money for school? They start in less than two weeks and I haven't been able to get them much. Yeah, I told you that. Okay, well, when Kevante hold up then you acting like you got an attitude. These are your kids. But okay, I'm not acting like nothing. I told you I was going to send it. You got to keep asking me. She said okay, sassy. Then he sent the $5,000 and then she posted a screenshot of her man on the plane and said it's dead ass birthday.

[Trap]

She disrespectful.

[Barbie]

And let's not talk about how he takes trips and never takes his kids. No, I don't feel bad.

[Trap]

So what? He ain't take them trips with your money. That was intended for York Yalls kids. I'm sorry. It's giving bitter because I'm sorry. If A can afford to send me $5,000 for baby back to school, why are we not together?

[Barbie]

Konte, she was wrong. We on your side, King. But like I said, if she did spend take care of her kids and they Got everything that they needed. That was her reimbursement money. Just as if he was sending child support. If she already bought everything the kids needed once that child support hit, she can do what it what she wants. She already spent. It's a reimbursement. I think it's trifling to say that that's what you sent it for, that that's what you spent it for, but it's her reimbursement. So as long as them kids is

[Trap]

overly straight apologies on them kids.

[Barbie]

You don't know. She probably step about her kids. She said okay, sassy girls know how to pick at their baby daddy.

[Trap]

And then.

[Optum Announcer]

Yes.

[Trap]

And then you clearly did it out of spite. Like reference getting. Yeah, the get back. You're referencing get back. Honey, you're using your. He's this man sent you this for yalls kids and you use it as get back. Like you're lame.

[Barbie]

Your lame.

[Trap]

Your real winner is the man on the trip. Because one thing I will say.

[Barbie]

He probably helping the kids too.

[Trap]

Hopefully he don't look like he helping shit.

[Barbie]

Oh man.

[Trap]

When a man is mad at you, whoever get that rebound dick, she's gonna get rent benefits. She's gonna get full. What's that shit? That's true. Cause he gonna turn shit on you. He gonna make her so happy. Happy. Yeah.

[Barbie]

Oh, okay. When the baby daddy find him somebody.

[Trap]

Yeah, yeah.

[Barbie]

When.

[Trap]

When he trying to find somebody to distract him from you. He's going to treat her and love bomb her the out of her.

[Barbie]

But I think that I want one of them.

[Trap]

Anybody if yo. If somebody just treat you right. Come on in.

[Barbie]

I think it goes both ways.

[Trap]

When that lady star crazy as hell.

[Barbie]

I think that that goes both ways. Like imagine when you went through that. That heartbreak and baking, breaking up with your child's father and like that. That first piece of meat you got, baby, you gonna try to put all your love, pain and frustration on that thing.

[Trap]

I ain't gonna hold y'.

[Malk]

All.

[Trap]

The first piece of dick I got after my baby daddy, I got BB for the first time.

[Barbie]

Oh no.

[Trap]

It was like oh, that's. Y' all know what? That's how I knew my baby daddy never cheated on me.

[Barbie]

Oh no. That's wild.

[Trap]

Or maybe the girls he cheated on you with were clean. No. Cause I feel like once you get to mixing pHs, it doesn't matter if you're. They're both clean or no. I'm just around. You can't mix crazy or more.

[Barbie]

I'm trying to think at first I don't know that. Get back. Do be a motherfucker.

[Trap]

Are you having flashbacks?

[Barbie]

Women take care of probiotics, man. You need to take your probiotics too. But I take a vaginal probiotic.

[Trap]

Good, healthy vaginal health, gut health.

[Barbie]

I take my digestive enzymes. Take your probiotics. But for those sponsors, we need y'.

[Malk]

All.

[Barbie]

We females, we didn't have BV before. We are real on this podcast.

[Trap]

Yes.

[Barbie]

We want to have good quality coochies. And it starts with a good quality feminine hygiene product. So please.

[Trap]

And a good quality dick.

[Barbie]

Come see us. We need that. We need that there.

[Malk]

Or.

[Trap]

Yeah, there you go. We really took it back, y'.

[Coldwater Creek Announcer]

All.

[Trap]

Oh, my gosh. Okay, Mel, speaking of taking it back.

[Barbie]

So you. You. You were out of. You were fresher out of high school than us. What's your high school crush looking like right now? She's still hitting.

[Malk]

I ain't gonna lie. She's still bad.

[Trap]

I bet she is. I just graduated.

[Malk]

What?

[Barbie]

What about y'?

[Malk]

All?

[Barbie]

I'mma get back to you.

[Trap]

I don't really have a high school crush, cuz. Crush is like unattainable. Everything I wanted, I got. Not necessary. However, I did have a middle school crush.

[Barbie]

His hairline receding.

[Trap]

He's. He's actually bald. But he's still. He's still cute, though.

[Barbie]

He's actually bald.

[Trap]

Who. Yeah, the cutest in our middle school.

[Barbie]

Okay.

[Trap]

Yes. Yeah. So yeah, that was your crush. He wasn't a crush. He was just cutest guy there. Oh, I don't have a high school crush.

[Barbie]

Oh, okay.

[Trap]

The cutest guy at our middle school was her baby daddy.

[Barbie]

And now he's balding.

[Trap]

He's bald. Well, not too much on him, even though I don't like him, y'.

[Gwen Washington]

All.

[Coldwater Creek Announcer]

Would you.

[Trap]

Would you tell him as bald? Yeah. Okay, so he's still. He's still nice looking, huh?

[Malk]

We count middle school crushes.

[Trap]

I don't have a high school crush. The only thing. And I wouldn't even call him a crush. I would just say he was the finest at our school. Cute. Yeah, he was a cutie. No, weird. Yeah. So, yeah, the. My high school crush. Actually, both of my baby daddies were my high school crushes, and they're still. Yeah, y' all other baby daddy was decent looking, man. They're still looking me. The other one is involved. Last time I checked. I forgot about him. He's so absent. I forgot about him. But he was that.

[Herobread Announcer]

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[Trap]

In high school.

[Herobread Announcer]

Yeah.

[Barbie]

My high school crush is bald too.

[Trap]

Damn, you really had the hoes, period. I mean, what can I say?

[Barbie]

My high school crush is actually bald too.

[Coldwater Creek Announcer]

But he.

[Trap]

He looks really good.

[Barbie]

His body, he keeps his body in shape.

[Trap]

He's still matters.

[Barbie]

He's still chasing his dreams that he had and he's still in that field. So I am proud.

[Trap]

What do you want to do? Rap?

[Ryan Reynolds]

No.

[Malk]

He was a.

[Barbie]

A fighter. A box certified.

[Trap]

Oh, okay. Okay. That's a nice field to be in, too. Hold on. Wait.

[Malk]

No.

[Trap]

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[Trap]

me this man in her age group. Mind you.

[Ryan Reynolds]

She's.

[Trap]

She's number seven. So she's 23.

[Herobread Announcer]

Bald.

[Barbie]

Mel, pull up that video because. Because we always ask men what's your favorite hairstyle on a woman and oh. Pop the balloon. It's easily hilarious. I love watching a popping balloon. They be going crazy on here. But look at. Look at bro here.

[Trap]

What the. She said why would he go in there like that?

[Barbie]

She said she loves the balloon much.

[Malk]

Baby.

[Barbie]

Look,

[Trap]

listen Y listen now it's giving predator.

[Barbie]

She said I don't think that makes

[Coldwater Creek Announcer]

it better or not.

[Trap]

Hairsty it's like fade and I feel

[Barbie]

like just pick one

[Ryan Reynolds]

that's kind of

[Barbie]

a double standard as well. Cuz I could say don't have a lace and wear your own hair.

[Trap]

This is not a lace.

[Barbie]

That's not a lace.

[Malk]

It's not a lace.

[Trap]

My hair is. There's leave out but it's not extensions. Low there's extensions.

[Gwen Washington]

Okay.

[Malk]

So I mean you see what I'm saying though? Yeah.

[Trap]

And that's your preference?

[Malk]

Yeah.

[Gwen Washington]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

Same with you.

[Barbie]

But I'm just saying

[Gwen Washington]

how's it a

[Malk]

double standard just as far as you

[Barbie]

say one or the other. I could say no. No extensions.

[Trap]

And just you could have said that. You could have popped your balloon and said I don't like girls with extensions.

[Barbie]

But you didn't. So I don't get what. I didn't know where you had extensions. That's why I cut it out.

[Trap]

He needs to put that.

[Barbie]

He said I could take it down. It's versatile. She said I think that doesn't make it any better.

[Trap]

One thing I will say about him, I don't think he's balding. Cuz usually that's the spot where get to balding at for sure.

[Malk]

I ain't going to lie. He tried to pop it on she. Damn her cold.

[Barbie]

She.

[Trap]

Isn't she pretty?

[Barbie]

She looked good.

[Trap]

Like that cut is like so close and just lame.

[Barbie]

Can we zoom in on him? Like what is really going on?

[Trap]

Go back to when he had it in.

[Barbie]

Go back to when it was in a ponytail. Mouth.

[Trap]

You're a. A cornball.

[Barbie]

Look at the balloon is hilarious.

[Trap]

Deciding to do he's giving Mortal Kombat. What's that name out. Goro.

[Barbie]

Goro I used to get my ass kicked so bad in Mortal Kombat. Oh my God.

[Trap]

I would stay. I used to pick Sub Zero. Who y pick? Scorpion and Sub Zero are both.

[Barbie]

I used to pick the cute girl. The ninja girl or the Katana. Katana.

[Trap]

Yes. Did she have multiple arms? People used to. No, she had. She had the swords people all the time.

[Barbie]

We should be more.

[Trap]

I used to wish we were Katina and Katana. That would be cute as. That would be cute.

[Barbie]

We need to look into that there. Look at his hair, y'.

[Trap]

All.

[Barbie]

It was. It was way worse with it with the bullet.

[Trap]

Like a monk.

[Barbie]

Kiki said put. Drop said put it back. No, no.

[Trap]

I used to wish that we were Katina and Katana.

[Barbie]

That's cute. Mal, how you feel about women with short hair?

[Malk]

How short?

[Barbie]

Short.

[Trap]

Yo, yo, yo.

[Barbie]

Length like wave. What if her wave game crazier than yours?

[Malk]

I'm cool.

[Trap]

Pixie cut.

[Barbie]

Pixie cuts are fire, y' all like pixie cuts.

[Trap]

Pixie cut with a little platinum line.

[Malk]

Doom is cool. Doom cool.

[Trap]

Okay.

[Barbie]

Any shorter than that.

[Malk]

Now the full blown fade. No hair. See Patient. I'm cool.

[Barbie]

If it's some girls. If it's some girls. I like it.

[Trap]

Yeah, it does fit some girls. Now if I woke up tomorrow with a fade, I'll be.

[Malk]

You gotta have a face for it though. Like everybody.

[Barbie]

Because my head too long to be bald.

[Trap]

I gotta. My face is cool, but it's my head. Like if y' all seen my head under here. Ain't no telling what, what, what our heads look like under this hair. You might have a roll in the back of your head.

[Malk]

A D. I think Kiki could pull it off.

[Trap]

I got a big ass head too. My like Casper like a light bulb.

[Barbie]

I couldn't imagine you with no short hair.

[Trap]

Look at it.

[Barbie]

Blind myself.

[Malk]

I want waves though.

[Barbie]

A little pixie cut.

[Trap]

I want the finger waves. That would be. Actually I had. I had a 27 piece with the finger waves on top. I'm going to show you picture was

[Barbie]

you going back to school with the 27 piece and it was an adulthood.

[Trap]

No, I was an adult. No baby, no nothing. Just straight organic. Yeah, I think that that's crazy. Don't give me no buzz. Good gonna hate me. Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz. Okay, while we.

[Barbie]

While we're on the thing of X

[Trap]

mouth, can you pay the.

[Barbie]

The next video? It starts off as like a white woman on it. So Trap, this made me think of you when I seen it. She asked girls to share their boyfriend's ickiest posture pics. And look at these men.

[Trap]

What is that? What he doing? Is that his belly button?

[Barbie]

That's his belly. This was on our honeymoon. Look at.

[Trap]

He's so comfortable.

[Barbie]

Oh, that was not that bad.

[Trap]

He got the ribs.

[Barbie]

Look how he playing the game.

[Trap]

He's just so comfortable.

[Barbie]

He said it keeps him grounded.

[Trap]

He's so comfortable. He's comfortable.

[Barbie]

Oh, my God. Straight up.

[Trap]

Why would it make you think about me?

[Barbie]

He's repairing his lock socket looking like a question mark. She said, like men just to be doing this wouldn't ick you. Cause you got icked out by that man dancing in the car.

[Trap]

If it was my husband.

[Barbie]

No, that's how he proposed to her.

[Trap]

Look, he was weak. I mean, he's clearly like, look at him. Nah. No, no, no. She knew what she was signing up for.

[Barbie]

But you know what? What I can say about it is these men are doing things.

[Trap]

One thing I will say about all these men is they're all white.

[Barbie]

And you know what that means.

[Trap]

I prefer white bread over wheat bread is what I meant to say.

[Barbie]

You want white bread?

[Trap]

I don't know. I was just trying to make it sound better that I say white. We don't care.

[Barbie]

No, we don't care about that. I think that white men are more. A little able to be. Be more feminine.

[Trap]

The thing is, they're not as heavily critiqued as black men. And it's like, come on now. At some point we have to just quit, like, judging men whether they're white or black or just doing normal shit. Like, imagine you imagine you as a man just doing something normal. And then you gotta switch gears and be like, oh, damn. Wait, hold on.

[Barbie]

Let me look tougher.

[Trap]

I can't look gay.

[Barbie]

Well, like, Mike couldn't even get the damn tape off.

[Trap]

And bitch, you clowned him.

[Barbie]

No, I clown Mike because he said, I don't want to bust it open. Like, bro, you got busted over. Get the damn tape on.

[Trap]

But this is what I'm saying, though. If you run into a regular heterosexual white male, they will have feminine ass mannerisms. And they're probably not gay in their second line.

[Barbie]

Yeah, they do be feminine.

[Trap]

Or is it just our hype? Heightened sense of judgmental.

[Barbie]

Yeah.

[Trap]

Perspective is. Hey, girl, you want to go to the mall? No. Yes.

[Barbie]

They be having. They be having bromances. I think that's what I'd be talking about with white men. Like, they'll smack each other's asses. They'll sit on each other's.

[Trap]

They was more in Love.

[Barbie]

They're sitting on each other laps. They'll share straws and stuff like that. Like their bromance. Be serious. I mean, and imagine a black man doing that.

[Trap]

We like a culture. I'm going have a problem with that. I'm going have a problem with that. Even if I date a white man, I'm going to have a problem with that.

[Barbie]

Like, get off his leg.

[Trap]

Literally. Seen it on Love island. And they ate the two guys up. Bryce and Zach. They were like, more into each other than they were into their girls, their couples. And it's like, the romance is serious, but it's a cultural difference. So, you know, it is what it is, I guess.

[Barbie]

Well, what is something that would make y' all cut a man off?

[Trap]

Baby mama drama.

[Barbie]

Good one.

[Trap]

Because people die behind that.

[Barbie]

They do.

[Trap]

Like, if you got, like, baby mama drama or just like, baggage, that's. That baggage is manifesting into, like, you're a crazy ex or whatever.

[Barbie]

Crazy exes.

[Trap]

Yeah, I'm cool.

[Barbie]

You gotta go.

[Trap]

Yeah, you gotta win yourself, like, okay.

[Barbie]

And that sucks.

[Trap]

I like you already. And then it's like, I gotta weigh, like, is it worth the risk? Or whatever. And then I'm just. Just telling myself like, no, I got to strategically, like, bow out gracefully. Because, bro, niggas kill. Yeah, niggas kill. About bitches. I'm sure bitches do. They do that like calling a bitch job or you never know what a bitch might be.

[Barbie]

And that's especially when you in a position. You got too much going on. You pretty.

[Trap]

I'm not fighting.

[Barbie]

I'm not doing none of that.

[Trap]

Right.

[Barbie]

So you get that together and then come back to me. And if you can't get that together, then I'm sorry.

[Trap]

We can't be literally, like, I'm always know in the back of my mind, I can't take it him seriously, we can't go anywhere for real. Because honestly, why would you even approach me knowing you have baggage to this level or like, that type of situation? Why can't you keep these in check?

[Barbie]

It's not fair, though, because he may be ready to really genuinely ready to move on. And she's doing everything too up for where another woman will never want to be with him. So that's not fair to him. But it.

[Trap]

I genuinely feel bad for you, but at the end of the day, it's more not fair care to me. Because you, at the end of the day, you chose.

[Barbie]

You chose her.

[Trap]

You were the poor judge, but years ago. And now it's coming back to Haunt us.

[Barbie]

But imagine if that was something years ago, like. Like you said, they have a child together or any other, like, deep commitments and stuff like that to where it's just like, damn, things changed. She wasn't like this at one point, and now I don't want to be stuck with her. I still have to go out and live my life and find me another woman.

[Trap]

But if she's getting in the way of that. It is what it is, Dob. It's women that got pregnant at 15, 16 years old, and guess what? They baby daddy gre be a broke. And you got to roll with them punches. So you got to just deal with what come with it.

[Barbie]

You.

[Trap]

You have to deal with it. I don't have to. I can't get the gone. Okay, but what I will say, what is a, like, instant turn off. I cannot deal with no. Who shoot in the air. Like, say, it's 4th of July, y'.

[Malk]

All.

[Trap]

I'm dead ass, cuz. No, for real. If you shooting in the air, you playing. It's like playing with God. Kevin. Guys literally say that, and I'm dead ass. Like, if you shooting on the 4th or if you drunk or something, at least shooting the grass don't be shooting in the air. Bullets fall. We're gonna circles, come down, and it's just like, it's almost. It's. It's worse than a. That litters. Like, I don't want a nigga that litter hating me when I say I converted multiple people, Literally, multiple men.

[Barbie]

My son don't be like, my dad. Dad, he hurt the earth. He be throwing trash outside. It bothers him so bad.

[Trap]

Yes. A. I know.

[Barbie]

I be so.

[Trap]

I be feeling so bad. Such a big boy, cuz.

[Barbie]

I be. I be explaining to him, like, you know how kids are trying to throw stuff? I'm like, no, you can't do that. Like, we got to keep the earth clean. We got to keep, you know, this, this, and that.

[Trap]

So he really abides by that now.

[Barbie]

And it irks him so bad when

[Trap]

his daddy litters, as it should.

[Barbie]

I said, what your dad say?

[Trap]

He said, it'll be. Earth will be okay, bro.

[Malk]

I can't stand.

[Trap]

I can't stand. I will tell a man. I'll be like, that's so trash.

[Barbie]

We're going to pass a trash can. That's it.

[Trap]

Like, let's Grow up series.

[Barbie]

Like, that's so filthy.

[Trap]

Would you just. Would you throw trash in your living room? At the end of the day, Earth is our home. Our kids have to Inhabit earth. Our grandkids and their kids have to inhabit earth. Do you think it makes it that far?

[Barbie]

Like, girl, that I'm throwing this Big Mac outside the window.

[Trap]

Oh, okay. Thank you.

[Barbie]

You always pass trash cans.

[Trap]

Like, come on. But you know that they know better because you know why? They will not litter in their own hood. They'll drive street a few streets over and then they'll throw it out the window.

[Barbie]

It's crazy work.

[Trap]

What's your cut? Oh, you said. What about you?

[Barbie]

I don't know. I be so this disconnected from the world because I don't be like dealing with people. Something I could.

[Malk]

The.

[Barbie]

The crazy baby mama. That's absolutely a no go for me being too overly sexual.

[Trap]

Like too soon.

[Barbie]

I'm a freaky person. No even once y' all date period. Like, I'm a freaky person. But if you think that you got a hump on me the second that you see me, before we eat, before we do anything fun, before you see how I'm feeling and how my day is going, you don't care about me. You think I'm a piece of meat. I'm always horny, don't get me wrong. But it's just a way to go about it. Like if I'm texting about something and you can only know that's a turn off.

[Trap]

Yeah.

[Coldwater Creek Announcer]

Like.

[Gwen Washington]

Like.

[Trap]

And then you got to think, are you overly lustful in general?

[Barbie]

Exactly.

[Trap]

Cuz an overly lustful man is a huge red flag.

[Barbie]

It is.

[Trap]

I agree.

[Barbie]

It is. And like I said, it's nothing quiet on the creek. And if the energy is there, like, you know when the energy is there, the energy is there. Like when you ready to hump, I'm ready to hump.

[Trap]

Like, and I'm not never going to say no. Like, you know, like, I'll have to

[Barbie]

be like completely turned off. But it's just like if I'm talking to you about my day or some serious stuff and you like, like, but

[Trap]

what that mouth do, right?

[Barbie]

But what that pop. That lemon drop. You can't read the room.

[Trap]

You too horny to pray.

[Barbie]

Exactly. Like, damn. Where you know, like, yeah. So that, that, that would be my turn off.

[Trap]

Because that one first thing. That's a good one. Yeah. Like, sorry, what are we doing?

[Barbie]

I was trying to watch a movie and this guy was like overly freaked out. I'm like, please, it's getting to the good part.

[Trap]

Cause please do not try to crack while I'm watching the shy. Don't do it. Do y' all watch It.

[Barbie]

No, I don't.

[Trap]

What?

[Barbie]

I got. I watched it a little bit.

[Trap]

Come on, y'.

[Malk]

All.

[Trap]

I'm focusing on my PN account.

[Barbie]

Are you about to go pee?

[Trap]

No, no, no, no. I just gotta sit up. It comes on Showtime. I'm telling y', all, y' all would love it.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It.

[Trap]

The finale. It just. Okay, show time.

[Malk]

Cool.

[Trap]

It's such a good show.

[Barbie]

She ready to wrap this shit up. I watched Obsession. Have y' all seen that movie Obsession?

[Trap]

No. Wait, what? What?

[Barbie]

It's on Peacock.

[Trap]

Now I've seen it. Oh, you got. Girl, it got Peacock. Yes. And you signed into my. My Disney plus sign. You sign. You all gave me Peacock. You walked out to your Disney and it's.

[Barbie]

You walked her out your Disney.

[Trap]

You know. No, I didn't. No, I did not. No, I didn't. No, I did not.

[Barbie]

Okay.

[Trap]

Okay. All right.

[Malk]

No, you.

[Trap]

But you're logged into my HBO Max. Yes. My last video about Harry Potter. Every day, the people on the beach.

[Barbie]

And to wrap up everything that we said, y' all, be yourselves.

[Trap]

Be yourself.

[Barbie]

Because look at this.

[Trap]

Oh, relax.

[Malk]

Key.

[Barbie]

Boom.

[Trap]

He took her back to propose to her.

[Barbie]

And look, she's a hot girl through and through and forever. So find somebody that accepts you for you and loves you for you. And yes, when you come become somebody's woman, you do have to move a little differently. That's a given. We're going to do that. But while we're single and having fun and living our lives, we going to do that. Okay.

[Trap]

Period. But put up is my preference. Just so.

[Coldwater Creek Announcer]

Yes,

[Trap]

my love life is cursed.

[Barbie]

It's not manifesting.

[Trap]

Does it not seem like that?

[Barbie]

It's fake as wood. None of that.

[Malk]

What this your last was? How old?

[Trap]

It don't matter. Older than you, Older than me.

[Barbie]

I told y' all that. That.

[Trap]

Hey, think I should get a yes?

[Malk]

Come join the team.

[Coldwater Creek Announcer]

Look at me.

[Barbie]

Yes.

[Trap]

Oh, my God.

[Barbie]

A Y from somewhere else.

[Trap]

So up. That's what I think it is. I think it's Indianapolis. I need to find somebody horizon, y'.

[Coldwater Creek Announcer]

All.

[Trap]

I thought that M was 23 going on 24. I'm so depressed. Depressed. He's 23.

[Barbie]

I'm so depressed.

[Trap]

Why are you depressed? Turning 23.

[Malk]

Are you depressed?

[Trap]

Baby, maybe you might could have got a chance, but you only 23.

[Barbie]

Okay, so that. That was your fear? Kiki, what's a.

[Trap]

What's another funny fear that you got? Okay, tell me y' all don't feel this. Sharks in a pool. A deep ass, dark ass, blue ass, Marine Ass pool.

[Barbie]

Yes, a pool.

[Trap]

Or a pool in that diving pool at the natatorium at iupui.

[Barbie]

No, because I can't swim.

[Trap]

It's super, super de. Right? We used to be synchronized swimmers, right? Synchronized Y.

[Barbie]

Really?

[Trap]

Yes, yes. Cuz we're twins. What? My granny put us in it.

[Barbie]

Please sponsor videos. We have to see this. So y' all did choir? Y did. I love that. I did karate.

[Trap]

Our granny thought we was Serena and Venus Williams.

[Barbie]

My papa used to put me in all this stuff.

[Trap]

Shout out to the grandparents. Grandparents. Not these new grandparents. These new.

[Barbie]

My son with his papa right now.

[Trap]

Right? Shout out to my dad.

[Malk]

Yeah.

[Trap]

Sharks in the pool. Scary as I used to have my goggles and I used to have to look around the pool. If you're in a very, very deep pool, it's scary. It will make you be like, are there sharks in here?

[Barbie]

I imagine you turn and it's just

[Trap]

like all you heard.

[Malk]

Dunn.

[Trap]

Dunn.

[Barbie]

Quiet on the creek.

[Trap]

Like no funny. What's your funny fear? I mean, it's not really funny, but it looks funny. When I'm afraid of them. I'm. I'm extremely terrified of bees.

[Barbie]

Oh my goodness.

[Trap]

So if we're ever on a patio and it's like anything flying around, I'm talking about I'm throwing tables, knocking drinks over. Oh my God. Elbow. Like I'm trying to escape. Like I am. But that's because I was attacked by a hive of bees when I was cutting the grass as a kid.

[Barbie]

So you been miss two times.

[Trap]

I've been attacked by a hive of bees. Well, a hive of bees and a nest of wasps while cutting the grass. Now why have you always been cutting grass? So it's a real hive grass too. Because my daddy don't got no sons. So I am my daddy's son and.

[Herobread Announcer]

No.

[Trap]

That's right. Did you have another.

[Barbie]

My funny fear is this. This hysteria that's going on with this lettuce and stuff. I don't want to be having explosive diarrhea. I've been there, done that. Don't want to do it again.

[Trap]

But guess what? You might lose some weight. They say 30. Most women want to lose weight. I want to lose weight.

[Barbie]

Hey, I want to everywhere keep my pounds on. I'll keep my £30 versus everywhere. I'll be too many places.

[Trap]

£30. I'll be stuck in the house for a month if I'm in the house.

[Barbie]

Cuz that's what Bean said. If I'm in the house. Cool. But to be no or even If

[Trap]

I'm at work, it.

[Barbie]

No. And then, you know, if you gotta poop so much at that point, you need diaper cream. Your ass gonna be raw.

[Trap]

My God, this has made my lemon drop hurt. No, because I was drinking some Sarasota bitters at the beginning of the summer, trying to get my summer body ready. My. My, my little backside. It was raw, y'.

[Malk]

All.

[Trap]

Oh, hell no. And she recommended this to me, had me buy it on Amazon. It works, though. I took it one day and I said, give it here. I'll take it. No, it's cool. I'm going sleep for a rainy day.

[Barbie]

Oh, my goodness. All right, y' all make sure y' all tap into our YouTube. Tap into the guys Patreon 520 mafia. We love Y'. All. Five two O's. We love Y' all even more.

[Malk]

Praise the Lord.

[Barbie]

We'll see y' all back next week.

[Trap]

Amen.

[Malk]

Okay, I got

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[Barbie]

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[Coldwater Creek Announcer]

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[Barbie]

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[Trap]

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