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Barbie
This is an iHeart podcast.
Trop
Guaranteed Human.
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Starlito
Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.
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Barbie
The story I've told myself can then shape my behavior. And that can lead me to sabotage
Trop
the possibility of connection this Mental Health Awareness Month. Tune into the podcast Deeply well with Debbie Brown.
Kiki
If you've been searching for a soft place to land while doing the work
Trop
to become whole, this podcast is for
Kiki
you to hear more.
Trop
Listen to Deeply well with Debbie Brown from the Black Effect podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Welcome back to. It is 5:20 somewhere where the drinks hit, the conversations go left, and the chaos is always somewhere in the mix. I am your girl, Barbie. And of course, to my left, I got the beautiful trop. How you feeling, mama?
Barbie
I'm good.
Trop
You looking real bubbly and pink and cute and fine. Yeah, you like. You smell like roses and daisies.
Kiki
I do.
Barbie
You want to smell me?
Trop
I do. You too.
Barbie
Far after the show.
Trop
Ow. And to my right, I got the beautiful. Why you shaking your head, cuz?
Kiki
Don't do all that.
Trop
I'm about to. I'm about to lick you, girl.
Starlito
Shut up.
Trop
You.
Kiki
Enough.
Barbie
You gay too, girl, not.
Kiki
Not today. I'm not drunk.
Barbie
Oh, and a couple drinks, you will
Trop
be like, drink up. To my right, I got my little lemon drop. Kiki, what flavor lemon drop are you feeling like today?
Kiki
Today it's giving BlackBerry a BlackBerry lemon drop.
Barbie
Blacker the berry, sweeter the juice.
Trop
Darker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Kiki
But
Trop
we got guess. Back to back.
Kiki
Yes, back to back.
Trop
And let me do my introduction. Today we got a real Nashville legend on the couch. He's currently on the not not your country, not the country you know tour. Excuse me. Not the country you know tour, giving us a behind the album documentary that shows the real story of Nashville, not the tourist version. From his peeing to his independent grind from building his body, mind, and legacy, he's still showing us what being a work in progress really looks like. Welcome to the couch, Mr. Grind Hard himself, Starlito and team. It's 5:20 somewhere.
Starlito
I appreciate that intro. I appreciate it.
Barbie
Yeah.
Trop
Yeah.
Starlito
Warmed my heart.
Trop
And it's not your country tour.
Barbie
Not the country, not the country, you know.
Trop
Okay, I'm a little dislocated.
Starlito
I like your boots too.
Kiki
Thank you.
Trop
I tried to give real reverse cowgirl tonight, you know?
Starlito
Ooh, you can dig it.
Trop
So we might as well just jump straight into. Let's just jump into Fit check. Fit check.
Starlito
I'm scared of that.
Barbie
Wait, come on.
Trop
Fit check. Fit check. And it's the BlackBerry. Yes, ma'. Am. With the scrunchie booty. The body and the hair.
Kiki
Quick weave.
Trop
Kick, kick. Oh, she ain't got her brush tonight, does she?
Kiki
No.
Trop
Crunch, Crunch. That's. That's that Hawaiian. Oh, I keep doing that. My friend said you keep calling them Hawaiian. No, Samoan. Yeah, Samoan. Samoan in there.
Kiki
Okay, then.
Trop
God damn. God damn.
Kiki
Looking like a Motherfucking AKA Oh.
Trop
Looking like a
Barbie
mad.
Trop
They be real mad.
Barbie
I felt like I was like giving,
Kiki
you know, like watermelon.
Trop
It. It's giving watermelon. I was like flowers and things, you know, Springtime.
Kiki
Okay, then reverse.
Barbie
All right. Yeah.
Starlito
I should have wore my cowboy hat, man.
Barbie
Yeah, you should have.
Starlito
Fit check.
Trop
Fit check. Check you out.
Starlito
I'm not doing the catwalk.
Barbie
You got the real me. You got the mer.
Kiki
The shirt speaks itself.
Barbie
Yeah.
Starlito
Shop520.com There we go. 520.com I'm a friend of the program, you know.
Trop
How you feeling?
Starlito
I'm feeling better now. It was raining the whole way up here.
Barbie
Yeah.
Trop
Yeah. Rainy, gloomy day. But we got a little sunshine for you.
Starlito
For sure. For sure.
Trop
Well, let's get into our drink trap, will we?
Barbie
Okay.
Trop
What we feeling like tonight?
Barbie
So this drink was inspired by our guest staro. A little bit of old, a little bit of new.
Starlito
Okay.
Barbie
And tonight, y', all, we on that gray goose. Do I know you? Do I know you? Do I know you?
Trop
That was like 0304. 0305.
Starlito
0404.
Barbie
There we go. Get us right around there.
Starlito
0405.
Barbie
So four and forever.
Trop
Yeah, period.
Starlito
Y' all was outside then.
Barbie
We probably shouldn't have been, but you said.
Trop
Oh, I was in fourth grade. Yeah. No.
Starlito
God damn.
Trop
We went in no clubs back then.
Kiki
We was definitely at the. At the parties, you know?
Trop
Yeah, y' all wasn't even at the parties then. Don't try to make him feel young.
Kiki
He.
Barbie
Oh, we. We might.
Kiki
We were almost at the parties.
Starlito
Thank you.
Trop
They ain't that old. They is not that old.
Kiki
We went. We went.
Barbie
Yeah, y' all was in middle school, but we knew what was up, girl,
Kiki
like I said.
Barbie
Anyways, y' all don't. This up for me. Okay, Go ahead. Hello. The drink with the gray goose. But then it's got some peach tea. What else I got in it?
Trop
We have gray goose lemon, freshly squeezed lemon. We have an orange liqueur, and then we have peach tea. You know, we trying to work on our little southern draw.
Barbie
So we drawing the O with the gray goose and then the peach te. A little country vibe. Not the country, you know?
Trop
Not the country, you know. And we call it.
Barbie
We came up with this.
Starlito
Yeah, what's the name?
Barbie
And it's called what?
Trop
The Last Call Peach Lemonade.
Barbie
There we go.
Trop
Last Call Peach Lemonade.
Starlito
I like that.
Trop
What's your favorite?
Barbie
Welcome to Unhappy Hour.
Trop
Where you want to take it? What era?
Kiki
I don't know. I got the whole girly girl starter pack for you. I like the. The toxic love songs, but I don't know. I like My love. My love.
Trop
Thinking of you.
Barbie
I thought she was gonna say, thinking that's like.
Kiki
That's number two for me. Ever heard that song? Especially with the.
Barbie
I know she would. I thought she would love it.
Kiki
What's the. What's that called? The sample. I originally thought that it was gonna be some real sweet, romantic. Oh, he's toxic.
Barbie
Nah. Speaking of you at the end, thinking of you used to have me like, you done probably saved so many niggas from hearing they bitch mouth. Cause I used to be listening, thinking to you like, I'mma shut up today. You know what? I ain't gonna ask him no questions. You know what these hoes do? Be messy and they be mad cause they miss they blessing. I' ma just shut up.
Trop
You didn't miss the part when he said, I'm stuck with you. God damn it. He ain't going nowhere. So I'm about to talk all day. You don't want.
Kiki
She did miss, though.
Trop
Of course she missed.
Kiki
They're going through the phone.
Barbie
Yeah, because she ain't graduated. Could have been rich. No, I didn't. But last time I went through a phone, I looked through credit karma and everything, so I learned a little something.
Trop
Yeah.
Starlito
So y' all live my reps is what you're saying.
Barbie
Basically.
Starlito
I can dig it.
Barbie
The relatability is completely there.
Trop
You're very toxic in your love songs.
Kiki
We love that.
Starlito
Thank you.
Trop
Yep, yep, yep.
Kiki
Still. Yeah.
Trop
You elevating, but the toxic is still there.
Kiki
It's definitely.
Starlito
I'm telling somebody's story, you know.
Trop
Oh, somebody's, you know, trying.
Starlito
I'm trying. I'm growing. One of these days.
Trop
It's all right. We love it.
Kiki
Story of our life.
Trop
Toxic lido.
Kiki
Yeah.
Trop
Always something. It's so I could go on and on. Like, it's so many hits.
Starlito
Yeah. What's yours?
Trop
Thinking of you. Always something. And it was you with Tripp, Brutus and Caesar.
Barbie
Oh, Caesar and Brutus.
Trop
Caesar and Brutus. So dyslexic.
Barbie
It's ridiculous. I that used to have me thinking of this. It's like the ultimate, like, bros before hoes anthem. And, like, for me, the hoes was, like, a metaphor for anything. Like, don't let nothing infiltrate you and your, like, our sisterhood, and we done fell out like, a 100 times, so it's been times we get into it, and I'll be playing that, like, bro,
Trop
this Bitch, that was me and my best friend song, though. For real. Like, you also have a song.
Barbie
Go ahead.
Starlito
But they kill each other or one of them shoots the other one in that song. That's.
Barbie
That's a metaphor, too. That's like, you could come back from that. Not.
Kiki
Not.
Trop
You could come back from that.
Barbie
Not like. Not like real life dead.
Trop
Just like, we gonna get to that point, you know?
Barbie
Yeah. So.
Kiki
So.
Barbie
But it's like this bitch got me fucked up. But, yeah, we not gonna let it get that far. But it's like they killed each other. But it's like he realized at the end, like, damn, I killed my nigga for this bitch for nothing. Like, why would I let this bitch come in between what we got going on?
Starlito
So I appreciate these think pieces and thesises y' all have about these songs. Cause some of them was. Was simple and, you know, my immature self just especially thinking of you and shit. I mean, I live that shit too, to write it.
Kiki
But, like, past tense, or you mean still present day?
Starlito
No, I'm saying back then, when I wrote it, that was what was going on. I done the freestyle to Thinking of youf song. That was what was going on. Present tense. But nah, I mean, now I'm more so reflecting on it. You mentioned always something that's out the new album. And I mean, it's the same story, the same old song, as they say. Like, I think a lot of people's relationships look. Look alike, you know, they take different forms, but we all kind of go through the same things, same shit, literally.
Barbie
I fuck with who I am. Off of the new album, too.
Starlito
Yeah, we putting a video up, like, next week.
Barbie
It's fire. I be like, ha. This how niggas be feeling when I leave they ass alone.
Starlito
Yeah, that was. I was gonna say. I try to. To paint the whole picture, though. You know, you said I'm toxic, but, you know, sometimes we guilty too, or we. We feel it, you know, we can. From the male side. We can get here where it hurt, too.
Barbie
Because a man ain't gonna never let you know that he fumbled for real. I mean, he might. Some might. But it's like, if you get him to admit that, like, he really up with you, it's like they do.
Trop
But then we be like, you just saying that you don't mean that joke.
Barbie
Like, when do you really mean it, though? Like.
Starlito
But what do it mean to y' all to hear it?
Kiki
I'd be like, I know it strokes my ego.
Barbie
It's validation, for sure. It's it's confirmation and validation, but.
Starlito
Or y' all don't believe.
Trop
I don't believe nothing the man say.
Barbie
And it's just like, so. Like in that song, it's like, oh, you know, basically saying, you change. You're not that same. Like, you're not a boy no more. You grow into a man. But it's like, who? How can we actually trust that you changed and you're actually different now?
Starlito
Just need a chance, right?
Barbie
Give you a chance and answer.
Trop
And we get sure.
Barbie
Us on this couch then gave niggas plenty chances. And then they come back and do the same old song, Same old thing.
Starlito
I'll show y' all the video before we do it.
Trop
I'm excited to see it.
Starlito
I have my cowboy hat on in the video, too.
Barbie
Yeah. Oh, cowboy hat.
Trop
I love it. And also another lyric that you said that is a favorite of mine. I need a thick red hoe that I can be myself around and give me head real slow.
Barbie
Amen. Amen.
Kiki
That's.
Trop
That was a bar. Y' all red. I ain't red. I'm real. Y' all real?
Kiki
Yeah, they red.
Starlito
Yeah, definitely.
Kiki
Yeah.
Trop
Like, if I push you, you're gonna turn red.
Barbie
Oh, I thought I was yellow.
Trop
Get in here real slow and. Okay, we're gonna. We're gonna act right. We're gonna act right.
Barbie
Anyway.
Kiki
The yellow girl miss know it all off with Mr. Throw it all or something like that.
Starlito
Y' all did some research?
Trop
No, we really tapped in. You always come to, like, when I was younger, you were always in the city. I think my uncle's name used to bring you down here. So I'm always, like, literally, literally heavy that I don't know the name of that song. But you shot that a video here in Indy, didn't you? That's when y' all was in Country Kitchen.
Starlito
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Trop
What's the name of that song?
Starlito
Do what I Gotta Do.
Trop
Do what I Gotta Do.
Starlito
Yeah, we shot a part of it up here.
Trop
Yeah.
Starlito
On the Karate in The Garage Tour, 2017.
Kiki
Yeah.
Barbie
The City with that street gospel, that love, hate Leo, all that.
Starlito
Damn, he took it back.
Trop
Step Brother's real.
Starlito
Yeah, it's always been love up here. I mean, this is definitely one of our top markets. And, you know, like, for. For the 520 weekend. It's just. It's cool. It's a blessing, like, tapping in with, like, y'. All. Y' all making it happen. Y' all got it. Got y' all thing going. And it's super cool thing to really Be tapping in.
Trop
Yeah. That's why we're so honored to have you on the couch tonight.
Kiki
We really are.
Trop
And we about to have some fun.
Starlito
I'm so scared before.
Kiki
Speaking of which, how did you get cool with the guys? Because, you know, them is our guys. How did y' all link up?
Starlito
I don't know exactly how it happened other than just, you know, like, mutual respect, mutual admiration. Like, I was checking out the pod and I mean, I'm a sports guy. I used to go by all star way back when.
Barbie
We know Cashville, Prince.
Trop
Come on, come on. You know that Did y' all research. We really tapped in for sure.
Starlito
And I was a fan of the platform and what they were building. And I don't actually know how the connection was made, but, I mean, I guess that speaks to it being organic. Cause Tripp and I came and actually shared our release date for Step Brothers for Life. I remember that on the pod like a little over a year ago. And we just kept in touch and, you know, we linked out of town and different events and just stayed in touch even to now. Just everything full circle. Mike been kind of mentoring me and my guys with a podcast we just started a few months ago. The work in progress podcast and all the guys from the jump was like, encouraging me to get into this space. That's why I really appreciate what y' all doing. Like, seeing something go from, like, ground zero, seeing something start from scratch is like one of the biggest, like, joys or highs that I can get as, like a creative, like, I've been at the music.
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Trop
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Trop
Yeah, the bird looks out of your league.
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Kiki
Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty.
Jonas Brothers
Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news? Huge news. We created our own podcast called hey Jonas.
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We invented a podcast.
Jonas Brothers
Well, we didn't invent it. We. We just contributed to it.
Starlito
First people to do podcasts.
Jonas Brothers
Pretty. Yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts.
Barbie
Starting a trend.
Jonas Brothers
But this one's extra special.
Barbie
So how did we.
Jonas Brothers
How do we actually come up with the name hey Jonas? Guys, I honestly don't remember.
Starlito
I think it was on a call
Jonas Brothers
about what we should call it, and, well, we were thinking. I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing a
Starlito
bit for the podcast where people could
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call in and say, hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, hey, Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that. Guys, listen to hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen.
Starlito
We don't care where you hear it.
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Starlito
done for 20 years plus. But, like, anything to. To start it from, you know, from scratch. So we in a similar space, kind of similar timeline as what y' all doing, me and my guys. So. And those guys been probably our biggest inspiration for the platform we building. It's kind of like a boys club kind of thing. It's not sports centric but it's some parallels there. It was like homeboy type time. And then, you know, y' all got, like the equal opposite thing going.
Kiki
Yeah, for sure. So y' all are friends? Cause I swear when I, like, watched some of y' all shows, I'm like, they all sound alike.
Trop
Are y'. All. They don't all sound alike, but they voices. Well, okay, how about that? Their voices are so soothing. Like, watching y' all podcast, I just
Kiki
be like, y' all all sound similar.
Barbie
Y' all are Southern.
Starlito
But no, we are from Nashville.
Barbie
Okay.
Kiki
I swear they all sound the same.
Trop
No, they sound different, but they voices are soothing. But I wanted to ask you because. Is Shoot your cousin?
Starlito
Yeah, that's my first cousin.
Trop
Okay. And that is a lawyer and a pilot.
Starlito
He's.
Barbie
Oh, wow.
Starlito
He's a renaissance man that do everything.
Trop
Oh, so that' cousin. And the other two guys, how are you guys connected?
Starlito
That's just my guys. I think doing business kind of brought us together and we just became homeboys along the way. Stephen and I thrown a bunch of concerts and done business in that regard. And Los had a. He's all over the place with his ventures and entrepreneurship. He had a recording studio, and we partnered on that for a while. And when I did the Imposter syndrome album, we went in on the spot, the Nashville black market studio, and kept that. Kept the doors open there for about a year. And, you know, I feel like a lot of my closest peers are people that I did business with. Like, they say, don't mix business with friendship and otherwise. But I think good business can, like, foster the best friendships.
Trop
Yeah, definitely.
Starlito
Cause you should want your people to come up. So if you can get money with somebody, it should be a no brainer that their best interest of well being is in mind. But my cousin Shoot was one of Los's teachers in high school, and Jimmy and Shoot had they own bond outside of us. So it was just kind of like full circle. Everybody got their own. We're intertwined. How y' all know each other?
Barbie
Well, I know how we was born
Trop
together one minute apart, and then just connected through the guys. These were like the first females that were on Club 520. I kind of just finagled my way in here, you know, lost the competition, came back, you know, one of those failure stories.
Barbie
But, man, stop.
Trop
These are my girls. It's true. Literally, I lost. And they brought me in one time, and the audience loved me, and now look at me now.
Barbie
Exactly.
Starlito
So y' all met through the show,
Trop
but these Are like the it girls of the city. So I've always known of them.
Starlito
So, like, y' all always knew her?
Kiki
Probably not.
Trop
Y' all could get bitch.
Barbie
She like, I tell a joke, but I won't tell a lie. Cute.
Trop
My name ring bells, period. Nah, they don't know me from a can of pain.
Barbie
I know you. You. I did.
Trop
Yeah.
Barbie
I knew before this.
Trop
Yeah, they. They've been it girls. I kind of just, you know, floated up. But these my girls now. Like, we locked in. But it. I was watching y' all pie, and it was funny, cuz, shoot. He was saying how this is hilarious, how if a plane was to crash, the back of the plane would be more likely to survive. So I was like, y' all know how I be back there by the bathroom.
Kiki
I said, yeah, you, Jeff. I'm gonna make it.
Trop
I was like, damn, that is crazy.
Barbie
Crazy good.
Kiki
We good.
Trop
So keep booking our seats in the back of the plane.
Kiki
We like it back there. Appreciate it.
Trop
They wrote 20. Row 28 from 32 is where you can catch me, and I'mma be surviving.
Kiki
What?
Trop
I'm still alive.
Barbie
I'm still alive.
Trop
Well, I was like, yeah, but I really. I like y' all podcast. Like I said, y voices is really soothing, and it's good to see black men in such a positive light.
Kiki
But where do you get that, though, from? Where do you get that from? Back in the cousin pilot said that. Okay, well, I do have a question, though, because you said that the. The smoke detector battery chart, that. That going off, it warrants bad spirit. Where did you get that from?
Starlito
I mean, I just believe. It's just something I believe.
Kiki
Oh, okay.
Barbie
Southern and they superstitions.
Kiki
Yeah.
Starlito
I mean, anything to make somebody change the damn battery. Cause that's like, I don't know. People get on me, like, if I don't buckle my seatbelt when I'm driving, and to depending, like, if I've been in a car a certain amount of time, like, I can just ignore the shit same. But that smoke detector shit, like, especially walking in somebody else's house, it's like, you don't hear that, bro? And we was doing like a live stream, and I'm sitting there like, bro, I know you hear this shit.
Kiki
He was like, got your nerve to be on live with the. With the detector.
Trop
Black people can't hear that.
Starlito
He sent me a picture of, like, a 9 volt battery today.
Trop
He changed today. Today.
Barbie
Look at you changing lives.
Starlito
That was about a month ago.
Trop
Yeah, that's what I say. That's been a minute ago, but yeah, it takes some time.
Barbie
It was fake and you just brought it up. It was fake. It was meant to be.
Trop
So I've never been to Nashville. The girls, y' all just. Y' all went about a few months
Starlito
ago on the field.
Trop
They was in the. Y' all was in the white part of Nashville.
Kiki
Yeah, unfortunately. I'm actually really glad he's here because I had some to eat. I was so pissed.
Barbie
You could have went with me, but you wanted to. Oh, look, we was on our Caesar and Brutus.
Kiki
Yeah. So in my defense, I did want to go downtown and let the. Let the kids see, like, downtown and stuff. My friend pulled up on. Pulled up on us. She live out there. And she was like, I don't know why you came here. I'm just like, girl, I don't know why either.
Trop
But you said on the fifth. Is that Black History Music Month?
Starlito
Nice. I got a concert with band play.
Barbie
Okay.
Starlito
Oh, speaking of. Yeah, yeah, I'll pull up June 5th. I'll make sure y'. All. I will find some better food like that. Documentary highlights a bunch of spots. Yeah, a lot of black owned spots and some quality, quality food. But yeah, June 5th, we're exiting in Nashville, not the country. No tour. And yeah, pull up on.
Trop
Y' all got some pto.
Kiki
I got a bunch.
Barbie
You got a bunch I can make sometimes. Yeah.
Trop
Cuz I really want to go to Nashville.
Barbie
The only place I ever went on the documentary is Slim and Huskies, and I seen all the different places. I'm like, oh, shoot, I can't wait to go back so I can try these other places.
Starlito
Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Slim, Huskies. Those are my guys I grew up with, with all three of the co owners, co founders. They were on the pod a couple weeks ago, too.
Barbie
Oh, nice.
Trop
That's what's up. And you said that's the pizza spot.
Barbie
I went to Chicago Chicken and waffles before you had them.
Starlito
It's Nashville.
Kiki
It's not Chicago, baby.
Barbie
But I mean, but are they really like Chicago? But do you know what I'm talking about?
Starlito
Yeah, I heard of it. I don't think I've eaten, though, before. It kind of. It's like people getting Nashville hot chicken in other places other than Nashville. It's probably not gonna be like, I tried some Nashville hot chicken in Cali and was mad as hell. Like, this is not. This is a misrepresentation. So I'm not saying that restaurant is not good. I'm just gonna go to Chicago if I want Some Chicago. Anything.
Barbie
Right. It makes sense.
Trop
If we pull up in Nashville, what's the spots that we definitely gotta hit?
Starlito
Princess Hot chicken. That's the originator of the Nashville Hot Chicken.
Trop
Okay.
Starlito
Breakfast spot. I would say Meridian Street Cafe. That's starting East Nashville, where I'm from. Ed's Fish for a good fish sandwich.
Trop
Sound like being.
Starlito
Yeah, for sure. I got.
Barbie
I can't wait to go back now.
Starlito
I like Arnold's Country Kitchen for, like, a meeting two, meeting three type of. Type of time. They've been, like, on, like, Food Network quite a few times, and it's, like, family owned. I'm trying to think. Well, you try Slim Huskies. I for sure vouch for them. It's hella spots. I have a list together for y'.
Trop
All.
Kiki
I'm ready.
Barbie
Okay.
Trop
And we want to go to the club.
Starlito
Yeah, we gotta have the party after the.
Trop
Because all I know is honky tonk.
Starlito
No, it's good. Deep.
Barbie
You be line dancing.
Trop
I was about to be in there.
Starlito
Like, it's line dancing in that video.
Barbie
Oh, so you be doing it.
Starlito
It's line dancing in the video.
Barbie
You made a line dance for this song?
Starlito
Nah, Shout out. My guy, Justin Lee, he's like a real deal line dance instructor. He did the choreography for it. I'm intruding in the line dancing. I had one too many of these, and I'm like, falling out in the middle of the line dancing.
Kiki
We feel you.
Trop
I got two left feet, but I'm gonna try.
Starlito
But my guy could get y'. All. Get y' all together. He taught everybody at the video shoot. It was. It was dope. It was like an all female choreography thing, so.
Trop
Oh, that's probably going crazy. I can't wait to see that. I was gonna ask the girls, though. Do y' all like dancing ass?
Barbie
I do.
Trop
I do. And it'd be like, they don't really dance here, but, like, in other states and stuff. They be some dancing ass. Like, move them hips, boy.
Kiki
I see you. Yeah.
Starlito
Move them hips.
Trop
Yeah, yeah.
Kiki
I'm about to.
Trop
Tip your hat. Tip your hat. Swing that hat together, baby.
Starlito
But it's more than one Nashville. You know, it's a. You say he was downtown, you. You way more likely to see that. But our club, our hip hop urban clubs is probably exactly like y' alls up here.
Kiki
Nah. Yeah, I went to the club, too. It was lit. I forget what it's called, but it was like a glass club. Like, and it was like.
Barbie
I don't know.
Kiki
I went to the hookah Lounge, too, but I don't remember what they was called.
Starlito
Yeah.
Trop
All right, I got a question for you guys. So I seen this on Facebook. It says, plot twist. I ain't lose my man. I gained a girlfriend too. Now it's us laughing together, matching energy, stealing each other's clothes, and loving on the same man instead of cheating. I told my man to bring home his other girlfriend, and now we taking pictures like this.
Barbie
Where's the other girlfriend?
Trop
She's down on the bottom.
Kiki
Oh, okay.
Trop
That's probably the main right there. Down, up under the table.
Barbie
I'm not being under the table, bro.
Kiki
Y'.
Barbie
All.
Trop
You think that's the main?
Barbie
Y' all gonna have to put me
Kiki
up here with the Sitting on the chair.
Barbie
Yeah, she's sitting on the. The side on the number.
Trop
Two times is hard now. Is this what we doing?
Kiki
Absolutely. All right. I'm not going. I'm stingy. I can't do it. Just cheat on you.
Trop
Adjusting your mic.
Starlito
It's efficient.
Barbie
I mean, three incomes are better than two.
Trop
I got a. That got a. I know that's right.
Starlito
Two for one.
Kiki
Yeah, bro.
Barbie
I want to know who sits in the front seat.
Kiki
They take turns. They call shotgun.
Barbie
I swear I'm gonna be arguing. Y'. All.
Trop
Trap wants the front seat.
Barbie
I swear I'm gonna call shotgun so quick.
Starlito
I'll sit in the back. I'm gonna let. I'm gonna let both of them sitting.
Barbie
Well, I'm sitting in the back.
Kiki
Oh, that's real players.
Barbie
Then they gonna be arguing over the backseat.
Trop
Like, I'm be like, you ain't sitting with my man. Get up here. Let daddy lay. Yeah, y' all know I'm dumb. Anyways, we ain't gonna talk about this for me. What about those titans?
Starlito
You started it. Sort of question how you feel about polygamy? Yeah, I'm gonna get in y'. All.
Barbie
You for it or.
Trop
It sounds great. I. I don't know. I'm worried. The thing is, I could do it. I just feel like my family gonna be like, you don't love yourself no more. Did he make you do this? Like. But I think that it's. It makes sense. I think it makes sense.
Barbie
It'll be fun to me from a financial standpoint or just from, like, a village, just having that support within the home.
Trop
Like, I'm just in such a weird place in life with, like, dating and relationships. I don't know if I just want to be a full fledged lesbian or just, you know, so I can have the best of both. Worlds.
Barbie
Totally. I'm straight.
Kiki
I'm nothing on it.
Trop
We share these anyways, Kiki.
Kiki
Yeah. So cheat on me on your own time. I don't want this.
Trop
Don't bring her in the house. The what you gotta say.
Barbie
But she could help you wash the dishes.
Trop
That's what I'm saying. But she would feel. I think that she would feel like my slave. And she gonna be like, now what?
Barbie
I think she would feel like my homegirl.
Kiki
I heard them situations. They'd be like going to the like.
Barbie
So am I your favorite?
Trop
And then that's.
Barbie
Feel like we could jump this together.
Kiki
Leo.
Trop
Imagine hearing rumbling in the next room. These.
Jonas Brothers
Oh, yeah.
Kiki
Probably wouldn't be no domestic. No. Cuz y' all probably gonna be bumping.
Barbie
I'm be like, what? He got you up, babe? Let's go beat his ass then.
Kiki
What happen when y' all get to fighting you and her?
Barbie
We not.
Trop
Let's go beat his ass.
Barbie
We not gonna fight. We're not gonna fight. And if we did, I'll whip her.
Trop
That's why I was like being in a lesbian relationship.
Barbie
You gotta get him a little something sweet, petite. I can beat on.
Starlito
I was gonna say I gotta be a guy, you know you can.
Jonas Brothers
Whoop.
Kiki
Yeah.
Starlito
That's a power.
Trop
Not a big cocky.
Starlito
That's a power.
Barbie
Nah. Hell no. I don't even want. I like petite bitches anyway. So she gonna be something I could toss around. You know what?
Starlito
Even to my point on the vibe,
Barbie
the side look better than the man.
Starlito
Oh, God.
Barbie
Yeah.
Trop
We don't know who.
Kiki
That's why he tricked her into getting him.
Starlito
I mean, it's just all about perspective. She could be the leader of the pack. And it's like, look at both of my hoes behind me. Like.
Trop
Yeah, that's how I take it.
Starlito
Look at my trophies behind me.
Kiki
That's the.
Trop
It's giving.
Kiki
You're beneath me. I'm the man. You sit on the floor.
Trop
I'm sitting on you, doggy. Yeah.
Barbie
But also the main might just treat him better and be like his home base and make him feel like better than the better looking woman.
Starlito
Don't look happy, though. That's the other.
Kiki
Why do he look.
Starlito
No, Nobody look needed this.
Barbie
They needed the number two abusive.
Trop
They fought before this picture pennies.
Barbie
The number two damn near saved their relationship. Low key. The number two say came to say
Starlito
today my got icy white turtleneck on. Man, you got to watch him.
Trop
I don't know how you feel about.
Starlito
I mean, I'm on the side of like, it might be a controversial take. This is what we are doing anyway. I kind of lean into the Everybody's sharing everybody to a certain extent. I think understanding is worth gold. But I do think most people don't have the stomach for it. It's like you said, where you at with Dayton right now? It sound good until you really in them trenches. And it's like, you gotta share or you divide your time and your interest. And I don't know. I think cohabitating with. With two women sounds intense.
Kiki
Like, a lot.
Trop
But just think about it, because the fun of it would be like, okay, if one is unavailable, the other one is. But then they period's gonna sink. And so it's just like, not both of y' all getting on my damn nerves.
Starlito
But we're talking, like, living, like real relationship, all three of us.
Trop
This house better be spotless. It's two women in here. Dinner better be made promptly. I want snacks. I want a sandwich. At three in the morning, I might need to be the man with two women,
Barbie
but we could split that work.
Trop
Yeah, it's supposed to. Everybody is supposed to, you know, put in their own work. So that's why polygamy.
Barbie
I could be like, Barb, I made the sandwich. You want me to be your girlfriend? No. Just for example. Oh, maybe. But for example, I could be like Barb. I'm like, come over. She be last night. You make it tonight?
Trop
Yeah.
Starlito
I got excited too.
Trop
Yeah, it sounds. It's 5:20 somewhere. I would take a shot this. Talk to me after the episode without your twin.
Kiki
Okay. Y' all have fun with that.
Barbie
Gonna be jealous.
Trop
You said you like sports, right? So what sport do you think that you could go pro in?
Starlito
It's over with.
Trop
Because you OG now?
Starlito
Something like that. I mean, I was. Basketball is kind of my thing growing up. I played football, and I was really young, but I. I don't think I looked at it, like, going pro. Like, probably 12 years old. You had people at basketball camps telling you, like, you're not going pro.
Trop
Oh, damn.
Barbie
Really?
Starlito
I mean, odds are against it's 450 NBA players. But, I mean, that's not the only way to go pro. So I do kind of feel like they was kind of stunning our growth for shitting on our dreams, telling us that. Cause I had, like, two teammates on my high school team that played pro ball, so it wasn't as far away as, like, one might have thought, but it would have been bad.
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Trop
Hey, everyone, check out the this guy and his bird. What is this, your first date?
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Kiki
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Trop
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Starlito
You know, Steve Carell is a great singer.
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Starlito
I guess.
Trop
Did you ever play baseball?
Starlito
No, I never played.
Trop
Never.
Kiki
Okay. Speaking of basketball. So they always. In the comments, they be calling us Brian, Wade, Bosh. They be calling us the 2017 warriors and stuff. Like, if you could, like, compare you. If you compare. Could compare you and Don Tripp to like, NBA terms. Who. What duo do you feel like best describes y'? All?
Starlito
Shit, I think Tripp, as far as it is. Pippin and Jordan. I think Kobe and Shaq's a good one.
Barbie
Don't be humble.
Starlito
Nah, don't be humble. I don't think nobody can fuck with us. Like, that's my takeaway. So whoever's at the top of the top in terms of tandems, for y' all sake, it's three person. It's a trio kind of thing. But whoever you'll put at the top of those lists is who I would compare us to, if that's even worth doing. But yeah, I just think, like, me and bro, he just dropped the album today with Eddie Valero called Armageddon. I'm on there. I think track six.
Trop
Okay.
Starlito
Shout out to Craig. But yeah, I would say I would probably go Penny and Shaq. Cause that's just my all time favorite. But they didn't have the accolades that, you know, to support it. So I guess Kobe and Shaq, Jordan and Pippin will be the best comparison.
Trop
I like, what's our big three? Come on.
Starlito
The real this look.
Trop
That's it.
Kiki
The real one.
Trop
I know that's right. But why are we talking, like, sports and athleticism? I see you've been in these running clubs and I. It's just all on my algorithm. It was saying that, like, the running clubs is the new spots to meet
Barbie
the love of your life.
Starlito
Okay. The running club part of it. I just, for the first time ran with a running club like a week ago.
Trop
Okay.
Starlito
So I've been running. I've been running in races. The run clubs are like actual clubs. Shout out to six, run five. I joined one of their open runs. They do, like, some weekly things. Before that, I went to a block party they had that was like after the half marathon that we had in April in Nashville. And it was just dope to see, like, so many black people in a traditionally, like, white part of town on the same type of time. Cause it was. I want to say it was like 30,000 people that ran in the half marathon or whatnot. But, like, they had basically a block party right in front of the Lululemon store in the Gulch which is super, like commercial. That's how I say it. Like that. And it was just so many of us out there just on some like, cool, like, kicking it. I mean, the race was like six in the morning, so the block party was probably like 8, 9am to like 12. It was just such a different vibe to have so many of us out there. People that's fit, kicking it, smiling like. And so I tapped in a little farther with their club from that. And I see the same like, memes and all those things. I don't know. I don't have that experience. I've been running. That's like kind of probably my biggest hobby or just something that I enjoy doing. But the club part, like, we trying to start something kind of parallel to it with the pod. Cause all of us run together and all those races, we've been doing like 1 5k a month this whole year.
Trop
Club 520. Y' all ready to run down that track? Look at it.
Barbie
I'm sorry. That is just so commendable. And ain't you just have like a new PR like, like with the 5K y' all did in what, April?
Starlito
Yeah, well, the. The last. I think the last three competitive races I ran in, I said I set a pr, like each time.
Kiki
So that's.
Trop
What does that mean?
Barbie
Is so hard? It's so hard.
Kiki
Did you ever run track?
Starlito
Hell no.
Barbie
So, and did you pick up like, you just pick running like, or you always been fit and you just kind of got into it?
Starlito
I was athletic, but running was really never my thing. It was. I picked it up around the time that my daughter was born. I got a 7 year old, and around the time when she was a newborn, it was like kind of my, like stress relief just to get out the house from a screaming, screaming newborn baby. Like I go, you know, run around the block and just keep myself active. And by the time she started walking was like when Covid hit and so it wasn't shit open. And so that was like kind of, you know, two birds and one stone. It was kind of the only thing I could do at the time. And also helped me like clear my mind. And I just kind of stuck with it from there. I mean, she started walking and I was like, I would be out of breath and shit picking her up, chasing her around the house. Cause she started running when she started walking, and I'm like, damn, I need to get in better shape. So started taking it more serious and just fitness journey at large. I got a trainer and I was trying to book and I just feel like I'm gonna be slim forever. So just leaning into the cardio and I want to be around for my kid. And so it's about that as much as anything.
Barbie
Do you be feeling like the runners high they be talking about?
Starlito
For sure.
Barbie
I only felt that one time.
Trop
You be running?
Barbie
No, I said I felt it one time.
Trop
Like a random high.
Barbie
Like. No, like I ran three miles. That was the longest I ever ran. And without stopping, right? And I was just running and I didn't feel no pain. And it like kind of felt good. And I was like, is this the runner's high they be talking about? And I ain't felt it since.
Trop
I mean, so I just seen all like the memes and stuff about finding the men at the runner's club. That's the only reason I'm interested. And I'm just like, I don't think I'm that committed. I don't wanna find them in the regular up.
Barbie
Let's try it.
Trop
I can't run. You can.
Kiki
You can't go.
Barbie
You can do anything slow.
Kiki
You can go slow.
Starlito
Yeah, you go at your own run your own race.
Trop
They going to be like, get this. Get her out.
Starlito
Promise they will welcome y' all in any running club in America.
Trop
I'm be like, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Barbie
When you first start running, your ass going to hurt though. Your ass going to be slapping itself and it's going to be hurting my ass not as big until you. Until you get used to it, it's gonna be hurting.
Trop
I've never experienced that. Never moved around that much.
Kiki
You know, we can do it when
Starlito
y' all come down.
Barbie
Tomorrow's field day.
Starlito
We're gonna go for a nice brisk power walk.
Trop
That's gonna be.
Starlito
And we're gonna test out this theory of what's slapping and okay, tomorrow, what we doing?
Barbie
We racing. Oh, I running, girl.
Kiki
We getting in the field.
Trop
I par walk all day.
Barbie
I'm bullshitting.
Starlito
I mean, people walk in them 5Ks and a racist.
Trop
I'
Barbie
making myself not stop. I ain't stopping.
Trop
So is that a requirement for a woman to be like on her fitness journey for you?
Starlito
I mean, I prefer something toned and fit and, you know, well proportioned and all that. I mean, I think health as well. So you don't gotta be a fitness nut or whatever. But it's attractive. I mean, I think it all run together like mind, body. So like, I think taking care of yourself is, you know, I've interacted with people that like Teach me shit about, like, wellness overall, about your diet and, like, things I ain't know about it.
Barbie
She drinking water now, and I do
Trop
Pilates twice a week.
Starlito
Yeah, keep it tight. But, yeah, that's. I mean, it's definitely attractive. It ain't a requirement. But if you're on the opposite end and you just eating bad and a couch potato and.
Barbie
Yeah, you know, it's like a disconnection at that point.
Starlito
If you discourage it or you frown on it. I ain't with that, because it's like, who. Who ain't trying to better themselves? I saw one of y' all episodes. Like, man, black people make fun of people for anything they do. Oh, you healthy. Yeah, you fit.
Trop
They was mad. I wanted my electrolytes.
Kiki
Like, we weren't mad in real life. We was.
Trop
Y' all wasn't mad. Y' all was roasting me, though.
Barbie
We was drunk. We needed some alleged LeBron James.
Trop
He's like, you've been at practice. I'm like, damn. Cause I want to drink a body armor. Like, what's.
Kiki
What's the problem?
Trop
We.
Barbie
We. We apologize.
Trop
I don't accept it.
Starlito
Body armor got a lot of sugar in it.
Trop
It was zero sugar. Pilates twice a week. Water. I eat this lemon boy.
Starlito
Man, I tried Pilates twice. That shit is intense.
Trop
It's fun. I like it, though. Like, how you were saying, like, running a lot of core running, like, just, you know, you're stressed and all that. That hot mat is, like, crazy. It's 90 degrees in there. You're just dripping sweat. It's dark.
Barbie
I'm sweating.
Trop
I be.
Starlito
It was like the infrared. The. The hot. The hot one you go to.
Trop
Yeah, it's like 90 degrees in there. I don't know how they heat it if it's infrared, if it's the thermostat that broken this, but it's just, like, it be hot. And I'm not a person that sweats like that, but I was, like, dripping on the mat. I'm like, oh, yeah.
Barbie
To let's go, period.
Trop
I like it. I really enjoy it. I need to get more than twice a week.
Kiki
When you get in a groove, it do make you want to keep going, but when you fall off, you just be like, next week, Monday. Oh, you said you got one kid, but you said you wanted three, so you still working on them?
Trop
He said he wanted threesomes in the
Kiki
middle of the week.
Starlito
I want twins.
Trop
Oh, there we go.
Kiki
Yeah, that's a one and done.
Trop
Toxic lido.
Kiki
Rub on his arm. A Little bit.
Barbie
You want some twin vibes?
Starlito
Lord, I think I'm so funny.
Barbie
You are.
Starlito
No, I mean, I. Yeah. I don't know if I'm done or
Kiki
not, but it'd be like. We don't know either.
Starlito
Right?
Barbie
Who don't who? Girl, you don't who.
Starlito
I mean, I said that before I had one, so, you know, fatherhood is like, a real thing.
Trop
Yeah.
Starlito
All y' all got children.
Barbie
Yep. Welcome to the hood.
Kiki
They call us the Baby Mama Club.
Barbie
Your favorite baby mama club.
Trop
Yeah, we got a lot of names. Look at being. Yeah. Oh, we're actually.
Barbie
Don't do the third and fourth round
Trop
pick is what being called us third
Barbie
and fourth round draft.
Starlito
What that means.
Barbie
That means. That means our baby daddy's already had baby mamas. Don't do us.
Kiki
Let him explain.
Trop
They can't hear him anyways. Let him talk to Lito.
Starlito
I told him Tom Brady went last in the drag.
Trop
Do you say 99th pick? 199. Yeah.
Starlito
So much potential.
Trop
And they believed in him.
Starlito
So it's still hopeful.
Kiki
Y' all still hope I'm not no. 4th and 5th pick. I'm the first baby mama.
Trop
Well, she. Is he talking about it.
Barbie
I am too well wanted.
Kiki
Halfway.
Barbie
Yeah. Yes.
Kiki
One of her for the first.
Barbie
I got two.
Kiki
Baby D.
Trop
I'm not. I'm not like, fifth. I think. I think I'm third. I don't know if I'm fourth. It's still Right.
Barbie
Right. Jury's still out on that baby.
Kiki
Straight up tomato.
Barbie
Much potential for show. That it matter. Thank you.
Kiki
This went viral, calling us the third and fourth.
Barbie
Anyways, anyways. Anyways. Anyways, we all want to know, so when did you fall in love with hip hop?
Trop
Oh, I'm just kidding. I must say.
Starlito
Swerve.
Barbie
Yeah, I'm just.
Starlito
That's a real question.
Barbie
Yeah, but. But, like, did you. Did you know that you always wanted to be, like, a rapper or. They saying who inspires you?
Trop
She be potting.
Starlito
Nah, I ain't always know the first part. When I fell in love with hip hop, I would say somewhere between, like, I can remember the first songs that kind of. I guess, gave me that feeling. Would have been like nothing but a G thing. It was Dr. Joy and Snoop. Today was a good day, period. Oh, Ice Cube. That actually might have been a one. Cause I can remember, like, the Ozzy Brothers song that he sampled coming on the radio, and I, like, cut the radio up, and it wasn't Ice Cube. And I was mad as hell. I ain't understand what A sample was. Or I ain't know, the old song. I was a kid and that song. And it was like a song Minister society soundtrack that was like. I think it was straight up menace. Like he was telling a story from the movie. And I just. I had seen the movie, so I understood the song so well. I was like, man, that's cold that he told that story and rap for him, like, today was a good day. Like, he told, like a day in the life or somebody in the hood. Like nothing but a G thing. Like, even though it was Cali, it like, made sense that, like, this how they living. It looked how my big cousins and uncles was rocking at the time. So it was kind of that, like, art imitates life thing that drew me in as far as me wanting to be a rapper and all that. That was that kind of way later. I was probably in high school, and I actually wanted to make beats first. I wanted to be the Manny Fresh of the clique. I mean, it was no limit. And then cash money and all that, probably what we was looking up to, you know, being from the South. But I never really wanted to be the rapper. I was trying to make beats, and my beats are sorry as hell, but I was writing something to every beat I made. And my partners that was rapping was always like, get on this song with us. And, you know, the first few songs, I got so much more feedback from the raps that it just. I guess some confidence came with it. I set them beats to the side and just locked in. By then, I was probably infatuated with, like, the culture of it and all that. And I wanted what it seemed like came with it. And I just, you know, it was basketball and the gravity of that. Like, I might could go to college and play ball, but should I really think I could do something with this? With this music thing? You know, just kind of turned into a real thing. I graduated high school, and probably like two years later, I was signed, had a record deal.
Trop
Damn, that's dope.
Starlito
Went from there.
Barbie
Can you freestyle?
Starlito
I can.
Kiki
I mean, I'm not saying, like, spit drop a beat.
Starlito
I definitely was. I was like, I ain't drunk enough
Trop
to do that shit.
Starlito
Performing Petey Pablo voice. I ain't drunk enough to do that.
Trop
No.
Kiki
Cause I had seen with Cassidy, I was like, going back and forth rapping and like the full circle moment that y' all had had or whatever. So I'm like, can he freestyle? I'm always super impressed by people that could freestyle.
Starlito
So, yeah, it's I mean, I think that's a. That's like a whole separate skill, Allison. Like, for sure. And I think that was some. Some fun shit. Some shit we used to do. Like, I mean, there's people that I think are very, very good at it. And that's, like, cool. But I'm more like into the artistry of it. Although you can come. Like I said, the thinking of you song was pretty much the freestyle. Like, I took from the beat and was like, I don't wanna. I don't wanna make a lovey dovey song. I wanna go the opposite direction. And I kind of freestyled that, which I heard other than. But that still was like, a thought of, like, I'm not gonna go this direction. I'm gonna. Like, so. But I guess technically that's writing or whatever. But I think as far as it's just more value to me putting my thoughts to it and putting my pen to work and then actually freestyling. But there's people that probably freestyle better than they write.
Barbie
You know, I think it's interesting that you said that you were, like, drawn to the artist with the storytelling, because I think you have a knack for storytelling and just relatability. Relatability in general. I got this fire.
Kiki
I was just gonna say, do you think that that's maybe why you are, like, exploring potting now, like, doing a podcast and everything? Because I feel like, you know, podcast, that's like a form of artistry as well. You know, you're being vulnerable. You're telling your story.
Starlito
Yeah. I think storytelling is. Is part of what. What drew me to it. Like, that was kind of the premise of it. We wanted to tell Black Nashville story. Wanted to tell stories that haven't been told. And, like, who better to tell our own stories than us?
Barbie
Right? Right.
Starlito
Cause a lot of times when you let other people tell your story for you, some things get lost in translation. Exactly. So, yeah, that for sure was a part of it. I think I'm a writer first more than anything, so. So I'm trying to use this space to push me in a direction of be able to tell my story in text form and book form. That's the next venture I want to get into, is putting my story together as a memoir or something that people can have and carry with them. So I think the pod, these vulnerable conversations that we have is like one. It's almost like a group therapy session that we get to have.
Kiki
We love and doing this.
Starlito
So it's a mix of that, the storytelling part and just Is it's kind of, like, healthy. We need balance. And also, like, I think as a hip hop artist, I've given more than half of my life to this. And it's like, it's a lot of that's not that I don't think is cool. That's, like, made to be cool that I just outgrown. And I'm like, man, that shit really ain't cool. Like, people need to be told, like, you can do something else. Like, you don't have to be. You don't have to try to be the man. You know what I'm saying? You can survive by being part of a whole or, you know, the team building aspect. Like, as far as cool somebody might think I am as the rapper on a pod, it's like, this nigga is a pilot, a lawyer, got this and that going on. This nigga run four and five businesses. Like, I think they're as cool as y' all probably think I am.
Kiki
Right?
Starlito
And so it's like sharing that space and telling those stories is, like, important. Like, we gotta highlight more than just the bells and whistles, the, you know,
Barbie
what the algorithm tells us to like, right? Like, and the versatility, even the versatility of not just like your podcast mates, but also, like, just the versatility of, like, not the country, you know, and just, like, stepping out into a different space musically within your artistry and just exposing, like, your fans to different. A whole different genre, really. Like, that's versatility in itself as well, for sure.
Trop
I had a surface level ass question. Y' all just went real deep and. And great. And I appreciate that because.
Kiki
But I had seen you say, like, the. Not the country, you know, my baby, are you thinking.
Trop
Go ahead.
Kiki
And then you was like, yeah, we on there.
Barbie
Are you buffering?
Trop
No, I know exactly what I'm saying.
Kiki
Because, you know, obviously, when you think of, like, countries, you think of, like, you know, the regular country song. Them white people. Yeah. And then you like, yeah, so we just on there. We just on there rapping, sounding like ourselves. And I'm like, I know that's right. You know, like, when you think of country, you think of, like, one thing, and then it's just like, hold on.
Barbie
But we. And. And you was like. I seen on one interview, you was like, it's country, cuz of where we from. And it's like, we can't be forgotten. Like, yeah.
Starlito
I mean, a lot of country music artists aren't even from Nashville. Like, one of the most talented artists I met in the last year really exploring that space was from Canada.
Trop
Oh, wow.
Starlito
And, like, I'm not saying, like, he's cosplaying or faking or anything, but it was like, I was impressed at how well he, like, sounds like all the country artists that y' all might have heard of. And I was like, damn, that's cool. That's interesting. It's just like, the. Okay, think about, like, Idris Elba or what's his name, Damson, Whatever. The dude on Snowfire. Like, they from England and can play hood niggas or can play, you know, American Eyes. Like. And they do it well. It's like, nobody complaining about it. Like, they doing what they supposed to do. But. Okay, a better example, the other dude that's on Snowfall, that was Stacy from the Wood. He from there. Like, it doesn't get much realer than somebody that from the turf. Like, he ain't really damn near even acting.
Trop
You know what I'm saying?
Starlito
And so that's. That's really what I'm saying is, like, I mean, you can't invalidate like, this. This is. This ain't that. But this is, like, authentically like, this is as Nashville as it gets homegrown. It's just not the postcard that you used to getting.
Kiki
I like it. It's a statement.
Trop
When y' all talking about country, I'm just thinking the cowboys, and it just made me think. I wanted to ask the girls about this, too. Like, Lido, why do you think that women have always been crazy about bad boys?
Kiki
Oh, yeah. Cause you got that sound.
Barbie
Bad for you.
Starlito
Good question. Yeah.
Kiki
With your music, you know, you like to play that toxic.
Starlito
Nah, that was. That was. That was autobiographical.
Barbie
Yeah, that was Bad boys Good.
Trop
For years, women have loved bad boys.
Starlito
I think it go both ways. Like, I think we. We always want what we can't have. We always want what we shouldn't have. Like, I know I grew up like that. If somebody told me, like, don't do that, I'm that much more curious about it. I want to figure out why. You know, I'm. You know, I want to explore. I want to figure it out. And sometimes it's like the allure of stuff that. That's really probably my only explanation. The bad for you song is, like, it's just kind of just being honest. Like, I ain't. I ain't perfect. I ain't. I'm not probably your prototype, whatever. But I ain't the worst either, you know?
Trop
So that's real. That's how I feel for y'. All ladies. Why do you think that women want bad, bad boys? Start with you, girl.
Kiki
Why we gotta start with me?
Trop
Because you.
Starlito
Well, you.
Barbie
You start being fruit. Forbidden fruit.
Trop
Is it a forbidden thing or is it, like a comfort? Well, maybe because I'm ghetto. I'm from, like. Maybe it's just, like, a comfort thing. I'm not ghetto. I'm not ghetto. Let me not say that. It's not that I'm ghetto. I was raised. I was raised in the hood, and it was just like a comfort thing. So, like, even if I want a reformed, you know, bad guy, I still want that to be there, you know?
Kiki
Like, I don't know. I don't know why I like.
Trop
Is it because it's forbidden? Is it like.
Kiki
Nah, I don't think you just like it. A square can't really handle me. For real, like, I don't know.
Trop
Somebody like, shut the up. Say, Kiki.
Kiki
No, we not doing that.
Barbie
We're not doing that today. You say it.
Trop
What about for you, Truck?
Barbie
I don't like bad boys, girl.
Starlito
Forbidden fruit. You just.
Barbie
Yeah, I'm just with y', all, so.
Trop
Yeah.
Barbie
Forbidden fruit.
Trop
Yeah. It's just because it's forbidden.
Barbie
It's just like. I don't know. It's just. Who I don't want. No, straight up and down. Like, I don't know. I need a masculine figure. Somebody who's a squ.
Trop
Can be masculine.
Barbie
Possibly. Maybe I need someone territorial. I need someone who stand on business, because I will.
Trop
Yeah.
Barbie
So y' all know I'm like the of the crew. Like, I'm the miss, so you got to be more ish than me.
Kiki
Damn. Oh, here you go.
Barbie
Oh, my gosh.
Starlito
Nah, this. I'm with my. Right now. I'm with my girl. I mean, I think it's words is words, man. People empower words.
Barbie
Like, he's so philosophical, man.
Starlito
No, I'm saying that, like, no, two days. I like, no, no two people. Like, somebody might. Can take that and it be a term of endearment. Somebody else might be offended by it. Like, now I'm saying from a woman standpoint.
Barbie
No, like her.
Starlito
Oh, okay, okay. Like, yeah, you gotta kinda know who and what you're dealing with. Cause it for sure could be offensive on one end, and then it's just words. It's just casual. Like. And, you know, I was talking to somebody. I was like, man, I don't think it's crazy to curse when I pray kind of thing. You know, I'm utter belief that, like, God knows My heart, unlike this, is just how I express myself. And the same could be said in relationships. Like, you know what? I'm not calling you. Like, I'm not putting you down, calling you a female dog in a derogatory sense. It's possessive in the sense, like you mine. Like, I call you my whatever, my boo, my bae, my girl, whatever. Somebody can say, I'm not a girl, I'm a woman, you know, so. But at the same time, like I said, you gotta know where they at with it.
Barbie
And read the room.
Trop
Lito said, I'm a pimp to a hoe and a dog to a
Starlito
know who.
Kiki
You a man to a woman.
Barbie
Yeah. So there we go, man.
Starlito
I with that.
Trop
Yeah.
Kiki
So we didn't even do words on the rocks or that did.
Trop
We didn't do words on the rocks.
Barbie
We ain't good enough.
Trop
You want to do words on the rocks?
Starlito
Tell me about it all.
Kiki
Oh, well, did you have a words on the rocks?
Trop
Words on the rocks is grind hard, baby.
Barbie
No, I know that's words from the block.
Trop
Oh, words from the blocks. That's what we talking about.
Kiki
That's what that we talking about. No, no. Yeah, we do got words. Words from the vlog today. And it is, you know, in honor of Jermaine event. I ain't going to hold you. That was a fire ass play on words. I heard you say it in the album. I'm like, that's cute, cuz. Your real name is Jermaine Did. Okay, obviously it's Hawaiian. It's Keona with a long O. But the. Okay, we do our homework a little bit. Did y' all see. Do y' all know his middle name already?
Trop
Oh, he don't want his middle name on.
Kiki
I'm not trying to be. I'm not trying to be. I'm not trying to be fed. However. I'm just trying to see something. Do y' all know his middle name yet? No, I just don't. You don't know it either?
Starlito
You know my middle name?
Kiki
I do know your middle name, but listen, hold on. If I say that his middle name is a common ass middle name for when black moms have a little boy. Oh, I bet y' all can get three guesses.
Trop
No, it's not Lamont Lamar.
Barbie
No.
Trop
Dejuan Girl. Deontay Malik.
Starlito
It's over with.
Barbie
No, it's over. What is Anthony.
Trop
You getting close, Antoine?
Barbie
No, but it ain't Antonio.
Kiki
No, we'll let her start with give us letter. Y' all got nothing else. Get us A letter starts with an E. Event. How is period? It's not that, though. It's not event. Okay, well, so if I tell y' all to start with E, then y' all still can't get it.
Barbie
It.
Kiki
Eric. But it's a common ass.
Trop
That's not a common middle name. That's a first name.
Kiki
Yes, it is. Okay, well, anyway, in honor of.
Starlito
What's your middle name? Kiana with the longo.
Kiki
It's. It's. I can't even.
Barbie
She won't tell cuz I'm not on Google. You can't Google me yet.
Kiki
So we. So we going. We're going to hoard that,
Starlito
man. We could have left it at event.
Barbie
He got a normal middle name, though. Yeah, that's mine. Is.
Kiki
Is like eccentric.
Trop
I want to hear it.
Starlito
Your middle name is eccentric. It starts with A. E. Long.
Trop
Yeah, it's really pretty. Why are you ashamed of it?
Barbie
I'm not.
Kiki
I just don't like to share. I'm not googling what that means.
Trop
Sunshine.
Kiki
So it.
Barbie
It means like white snow or something.
Trop
White snow?
Kiki
No, no, no, no. My first name means God's gracious gift. It also means snowy white hills. However, it means.
Trop
Yes, God gracious.
Kiki
Guess that's why I think I'm.
Starlito
My daughter's name is Hawaiian and it means a gift from God.
Trop
I love that.
Kiki
Come on. Look, I'm not going to expose her and ask her. Maybe off camera, but. Okay, work. You say what?
Starlito
She's on a couple of my albums. It ain't really a secret.
Kiki
Okay, well, what is it?
Starlito
Her name is Alani Al.
Kiki
That's cute. I love that. But yeah, our words from the block is grind hard. Obviously the name of your label and your brand. So initially, at the beginning of the episode, we were gonna say, tell us about what that means to you and why you went with that.
Starlito
It's from the block, like you said. It started in East Nashville and it's been giving more life and more of a meaning as an acronym giving reality inspired new direction toward having a real dream. But originally it was like, you know, we was trying to come up. We was trying to get off the block. We was, you know, doing all kinds of things, just trying to make it happen and kind of snowballed that into this music thing and otherwise. Like, even you mentioned Grey Goose. Them same guys that was around me day one, you know, my guy, Ed, Gene, E, Bill, Roy, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Like, I, you know, I could go on, but like, the Grey Goose song was like an inside joke. And I don't even think we had named the company by then, but it's just Grind Hard was like a real thing. Like, we was kind of in a space where, like, we would sell anything if it meant profit or meant making some money. And so, like, the dream part of it was like, we can do that. Then we can shift that energy into this. Into this music thing and try to turn it into something else. It actually started on my guy Gene selling some T shirts that said Grind Hard. And then we put out a mixtape. And, you know, from that. That first tape, which was, like, I think the beginning of 2006, it just made sense to brand it. And now, you know, we're taking it nationwide and beyond. I mean, I guess globally.
Barbie
Globally, yeah.
Trop
Pop it.
Starlito
But, you know, that's. It's really. It's funny. I say words from a lot because it started on a block period.
Kiki
I love the growth. I love the expansion and the longevity in it.
Trop
Because we can't really hear you.
Kiki
Oh, sorry. No, I was saying I love it. I love the, like, longevity in it and how it's grown into. Because you can come up with something, like, years ago and you might not identify with that anymore, you know, once you've, like, grown and matured a little bit. And it's very, like, universal. Relatable at all times in your life, for sure.
Starlito
I mean, the biggest joy or the biggest reward I can say from all this is, like, seeing people embrace it as a motto, as a mantra. I've probably met hundreds of people with Grind Harder in their flesh. You know, tattoos and otherwise, the actual logo or just, you know, in whatever sense. And it's just for it to connect with them and. And people that are probably not from the same walk of life that we came from. Yeah. And it's just like, damn, this is bigger than. Bigger than I could have ever, like, thought or dreamed or imagined. I mean, that's the kind of thing that, like, keep me going, keep me at it, like, trying to figure out a way to pivot and do. Do more with it.
Barbie
And I just love that, like, as a mantra and as, like, a motto. It's timeless, and it can grow with you. Like, I seen an interview one time where you was like, the streets is more of a mentality than, like, a physical place. And you kind of, like, outgrew it a little bit. You have, like, a business mentality and a dad mental. Like, you know, and obviously it's just like, Grind Hard transcends just that street, like, where it originated from. And you could take that with you anywhere. That mentality.
Starlito
Yeah, it's a lifestyle brand. I mean, the fitness journey, the all of that. Like, it all applies like, whatever you doing, like, go hard at it, like, day to day. If you going and clocking in. If you working for yourself, you working for whoever. Like, it's a problem.
Trop
You ain't got no job. Grind hard, baby. Grind hard.
Starlito
About to grind even harder.
Barbie
With no job, I gotta grind even harder.
Trop
That's why we. Look, I'm so glad that you on this couch with us tonight.
Starlito
For sure.
Trop
We really appreciate you.
Kiki
We do.
Trop
You're on tour right now. You said the next stop is Nashville.
Starlito
Memphis. Memphis, May 29th and Nashville, June 5th. In Dallas, June 13th and Louisville, Kentucky, July 3rd. But we here for five. Twenty day first.
Kiki
Yeah.
Trop
Oh, yes. We turning up. We want to thank you so much for coming out and being with us today. We know that you are Team 520. And if you could shout out your platforms for anybody that might be living up under a rock.
Kiki
Where can we find you?
Starlito
Grindr.com. yeah, that's a shortcut. You can find the tour dates, ticket links, the music, merchandise, whatever. You know the podcast, work in progress podcast. It's on YouTube and everywhere that podcasts are accessible. You can find me here anytime. I'm in town, period. With the fams with the 5:12. And we're gonna see them June 5th. We're gonna hold them to that.
Kiki
So, yeah, we're in a mix.
Barbie
Okay. I love Nashville so much.
Kiki
Yeah, please.
Trop
I've never been. I can't wait to.
Barbie
Girl, you're gonna have a ball.
Trop
I can't wait.
Kiki
Says the one who was sleep last time. But we ain't gonna time.
Barbie
No, I wasn't sleep. That wasn't last time. The last time. You know, Talk about last night.
Kiki
She stayed in the business.
Trop
And shout out your album before these twins start arguing.
Barbie
Last time I was about to be her friend. Up. But go.
Kiki
Okay.
Trop
Come on.
Starlito
Not the country, you know.
Trop
Not the country you know.
Starlito
Starlito's only five. Coming soon.
Barbie
This is an I heart podcast.
Trop
Guaranteed human.
Date: May 29, 2026
Hosts: Barbie, Trop, Kiki
Guest: Starlito (Nashville rapper, entrepreneur, podcaster)
Podcast Producers: iHeartPodcasts, The Volume
In this lively and comedic episode of Club 520’s "It's 5:20 Somewhere," hosts Barbie, Trop, and Kiki welcome Nashville rap legend Starlito to the couch. The conversation dives deep into Starlito's ongoing tour ("Not the Country You Know"), his behind-the-album documentary showcasing the true Nashville, his independent musical journey, relationships, fitness/wellness routines, and his thoughts on culture, storytelling, and Black community growth. The group mixes humor, introspection, and candidness in a way that blends music, personal growth, and unfiltered takes on life and love.
[02:15 – 04:37]
Memorable Quote:
“You’re looking real bubbly and pink and cute and fine. Yeah, you like. You smell like roses and daisies.” – Trop [02:41]
[06:03 – 07:44]
[08:00 – 12:47]
“I’m telling somebody's story, you know. I'm trying. I'm growing. One of these days.” – Starlito [09:34]
[14:18 – 17:05]
“Good business can foster the best friendships.” – Starlito [21:53]
[16:01 – 20:23]
[20:42 – 23:58]
[25:31 – 28:32]
Memorable Quote:
"It's not the country you know. It's as Nashville as it gets, just not the postcard you're used to." – Starlito [60:59]
[28:32 – 30:07]
[30:07 – 36:11]
Notable Quotes:
"Three incomes are better than two." – Barbie [30:54]
"I think good business can foster the best friendships." – Starlito [21:53]
"I kind of lean into the 'everybody's sharing everybody'—I think understanding is worth gold. But most people don't have the stomach for it." – Starlito [34:33]
[36:17 – 49:31]
[49:40 – 51:31]
Notable Quote:
"Tom Brady was the 199th pick. So much potential—and they believed in him." – Starlito [50:43]
[51:39 – 54:34]
[56:21 – 59:45]
“When you let other people tell your story, some things get lost in translation… Who better to tell our own stories than us?” – Starlito [56:54]
[59:45 – 61:17]
[61:33 – 65:59]
[68:08 – 72:58]
“Whatever you doing, like, go hard at it—day to day. If you going and clocking in, if you working for yourself… Grind hard.” – Starlito [72:37]
[73:11 – 74:32]
On Storytelling:
“When you let other people tell your story, some things get lost in translation… Who better to tell our own stories than us?” – Starlito [56:54]
On Relationships and Growth:
“I’m telling somebody's story, you know. I'm trying. I'm growing. One of these days.” – Starlito [09:34]
On Hustle as Legacy:
"Grind Hard was like a real thing… The dream part of it was like, we can do that, then we can shift that energy into this music thing and try to turn it into something else… Now we’re taking it nationwide and beyond, I mean, I guess globally." – Starlito [69:08 & 70:43]
If you’re new to Club 520 or Starlito, this episode is a perfect mix of laughs, life lessons, and community. Whether you came for the music stories, relationship real talk, or just want a taste of authentic Black Southern culture, “It’s 5:20 Somewhere” delivers substance and style—welcoming you to the club!