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Rick Springfield
It's my best friend and bold and beautiful. Yeah. So were you on that? Yeah. Because you're very bold and you're very beautiful.
Bill Maher
That's right, Rick. I grow my own. I grow my own and I smoke my own because that's what real men do.
Rick Springfield
That's what real men and let me.
Bill Maher
Tell you something, Rick.
Rick Springfield
Hey.
Bill Maher
Oh, does that really play?
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
Nice to meet you.
Rick Springfield
Thank you. You too.
Bill Maher
It's not in tune though. Couldn't it?
Rick Springfield
I just tuned it.
Bill Maher
Oh, you just tuned it. Oh, wow.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
I've had so many musicians. You're the first one who I think picked that up and thought to play it. Yeah, I guess when you see a guitar, it's like, you know, you can't.
Rick Springfield
You gotta pick it up.
Bill Maher
You gotta like women.
Rick Springfield
Yeah. You know, I was intrigued by the. The doll over there. That's wild.
Bill Maher
That's from my friend.
Rick Springfield
I had to check the vagina.
Bill Maher
I'm sorry, everybody. You think you're the first person to check that vagina? Find a list of people who check that vagina. Mostly women, but that's from my friend Whitney Cummings. You know Whitney the comic?
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
Oh, she's the best. And she.
Rick Springfield
That.
Bill Maher
That dollar's worth $175,000.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, that's what he was saying.
Bill Maher
And she gave it to me. She did a whole special about.
Rick Springfield
So why did she have it made?
Bill Maher
Well, she. She did a whole special where they made the Whitney, you know, robot doll. She had a lot of material about that idea of. And I think it's. First of all, it says she's a brilliant comic and it's a brilliant special. But it's also so in the news with AI and everything, and, you know, we are moving very soon to a time when we will be the robots.
Rick Springfield
Yes.
Bill Maher
What? No doubt. Right.
Rick Springfield
The industry that makes the most money out of a new. Any new technology is a porn industry.
Bill Maher
Yes. Everything. Everything immediately goes to porn.
Rick Springfield
Goes to porn.
Bill Maher
We're old enough to remember when the Internet came about and it was going to be this super highway of knowledge. Yeah, Knowledge of my balls.
Rick Springfield
You know, I opened my son's computer when he was 14, and there was a little square of video and I clicked on it and there was this girl getting fucked in the house like. Like right here.
Bill Maher
Right.
Rick Springfield
And I hadn't seen that. I was like 30 till I saw something like that. My boy was like, 14.
Bill Maher
You were 30 before you saw something like that?
Rick Springfield
Yeah, yeah. I grew up in Australia, but not.
Bill Maher
In real life, I'm guessing.
Rick Springfield
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Bill Maher
I saw people in the ass in my room. It's not on a computer.
Rick Springfield
Hardcore porn.
Bill Maher
You saw it for real?
Rick Springfield
Yeah. This is my rum I have with Sammy Hagar. Beach Bar Rum.
Bill Maher
Oh, Sammy was here? He was, yeah. You're in business with him?
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
Oh, cool.
Rick Springfield
We have the Beach Bar Rum together.
Bill Maher
How did that come about, you and Sammy would join forces?
Rick Springfield
Well, I recorded his song, I've done everything for you.
Bill Maher
Yeah.
Rick Springfield
Back in the early 80s and it was kind of the first. It was the first big hit he'd really ever had like that, you know, and.
Bill Maher
Right.
Rick Springfield
And he was kind of pissed off because he had the single and didn't do anything. And then I had the single and it was a hit, so it kind of. He was very mixed about it, you know, but we've been really been friendly. He helped me get on the road. He was awesome.
Bill Maher
And why do you think yours hit and his didn't?
Rick Springfield
Because I'm cuter.
Bill Maher
Well, we know that that's really. You think the whole thing.
Rick Springfield
No, honestly, it could be. No, I hope. I hope not. Jesus. My career is built On I'm.
Bill Maher
Well, it matters. But you're right, it's a record you're listening to. It's in the group.
Rick Springfield
Well, they didn't, you know, it was. It followed Jesse's Girl, which was a really huge record. So the door was already, you know, kind of. They're already looking in my direction kind of thing.
Bill Maher
Well, that makes me think of the song. I've heard it through the grapevine because Glattus Knight put it out and had a mild hit.
Rick Springfield
Oh, wow.
Bill Maher
And then Marvin Gay put it out a next year and had a massive number one smash.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, it's. I don't know. That's. I mean, what makes a hit record, you know, really, if we all. If we knew, we'd write a thousand.
Bill Maher
I was down in BOA last week talking to Billy Joel about everything musical. But certainly this subject came up and you know, someone who, as he was, you know, so much better than what the critics gave him credit for. And I was just saying, you know, the stupidest thing I think in the world is a music review because you can't describe whether to someone, whether they're going to like a song or not.
Rick Springfield
And I. And I have. I. I was so I bought. For a couple of years, I bought the top 10 LA. You know, the. The Whoever the guy was. These are my top 10 records and they were horrible. They were horrible.
Bill Maher
It is the surest way to have a shitty record collection because record reviewers, they don't. First of all, it's.
Rick Springfield
They want to be cool.
Bill Maher
They want to be cool. They want to tell you what's important. I don't give a. What's important in music. I care what's good, what.
Rick Springfield
What turns me on.
Bill Maher
Right.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
What I like to hear.
Rick Springfield
And they. They gave me a lot of. With my stuff. I mean, I was. They were merciless. I. One record I had out, I got, the LA guy reviewed it, he said he listed the songs and what they're about. And he goes, guilt, nothing, nothing. Guilt, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. And it was like stuff, you know, I was.
Bill Maher
And you're still selling. Really frustrating. The Hollywood Bowl. Yeah, I mean, that's the old.
Rick Springfield
Well, he's dead.
Bill Maher
He's dead and you're selling out. Hollywood Bowl. Well, you know what they always said about critics? They're like eunuchs in a harem. They're surrounded by it. They just can't.
Rick Springfield
They can't do a fucking thing.
Bill Maher
They can't do it. So here's to fuck them. Yeah, I've had the Same thing in my career. Comedy wise. They just don't. They don't. I mean, it's just not a job you would gravitate toward. I mean, look, there have been few and far between good critics who were constructive and said things that registered and even certain artists have said. Yeah, I read that and I think that was right.
Rick Springfield
Right.
Bill Maher
But in general, they're just bitchy assholes who.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, they're pissed off that they didn't get to do it.
Bill Maher
And. And there's no. You know how sometimes they get the job, they're just on the paper doing something else.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
There's no effort to like find a credential. It's like, oh, this guy used to write the restaurant review.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
Have him go see a play. No, really, they do that unapologetically and that's awful. It's like, hey, everybody's got an asshole.
Rick Springfield
I wish I'd known that. I mean, I thought these were guys, you know, that like, was seriously in the music and fucking. Anyway, I want to show you this. I hear you're. You're a Beatle fan. Yeah, this is a copy, but I. I have the biggest personal handwritten lyrics. Beetle collection.
Bill Maher
Oh, wow.
Rick Springfield
That's if I fell. And John.
Bill Maher
Wow.
Rick Springfield
Written on a. On a. On a anniversary card to Paul. You can turn it over and see the anniversary card. And on the way to their. Their first show at the Ed Sullivan Theater on the plane.
Bill Maher
Sending a happy Valentine with wishes fond and true from one whose heart will always hold Such lovely thoughts of you.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, they didn't write that.
Bill Maher
But why is John sending Paul a valentine with hearts?
Rick Springfield
Not from John? I think it says Jay. I think it's from J. May be from Jane Asher maybe. He probably said. Has anyone got any paper? I want to finish the song.
Bill Maher
Cool. Oh, wow. That's. This is an awesome artifact. Yeah. And it's pretty much as I read these lyrics, how it was recorded.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, there are a couple of. I mean, I have some first drafts that are pretty amazing, but that's awesome. Yeah. You can have that if you want. I know you have stuff.
Bill Maher
Really? Oh, thank you. That's awesome. I need a double side. I needed to put it in a.
Rick Springfield
Window so you can see. I don't know why I was thinking it would make it a double sided.
Bill Maher
Thank you very much. That's great. I mean, John. In the early years. Of course, John was the.
Rick Springfield
The primary driver.
Bill Maher
Yes. And then it switched.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
Which.
Rick Springfield
How amazing is that really?
Bill Maher
You know what?
Rick Springfield
Four guys in Liverpool. One carries this amazing band and the other one picks it up. Like, I still can't believe they were like a real band almost. It was so staggering what they did.
Bill Maher
Yeah. I mean, it wasn't like John wasn't doing anything. But he definitely was not the mover after a while. You're right.
Rick Springfield
Lost interest.
Bill Maher
And he lost some. Some interest. And.
Rick Springfield
And he's also. I think he also had a problem with Paul having all the hits.
Bill Maher
That was always my theory, that Paul got the asap.
Rick Springfield
Jealousy, dude. I've been in bands and I understand that. Jealousy.
Bill Maher
No, I. It's not even just jealousy. It's like if you have a healthy competition and you're writing great songs and still losing.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
I said this to Billy. You know, if you write Revolution and it doesn't get the A side because the other guy wrote hey Jude and you write Strawberry Fields and the other guy gets the A side with Penny Lane, you're like, I'm not winning this competition. I don't seem to be able to. I don't think that's the only reason.
Rick Springfield
He got out of the band. But I think it was in there.
Bill Maher
And it's not really discussed, but his peak was this. This is from Hard Day's Night.
Rick Springfield
He incredible.
Bill Maher
Wrote almost that whole album. That was his. Paul wrote Can't Buy Me Love on that album, which was a big hit for them. But most of the rest of that, I feel like that was 1964, of course, their first movie. And I feel like that was John's peak of interest. Like, okay, we got to the topper. Most thing. Yeah. And this is it. And after that, I mean, the next year, you have help. I need some. I'm in trouble. You know, it devolved very quickly.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
But I'm not that. The music. The music kept coming, even to the very end.
Rick Springfield
But he did lose. He did. He changed. He took it more personally and deeper than I think and darker than any of them.
Bill Maher
Well, he also felt the need to. Or the compulsion to work out his personal problems. After the Beatles were as successful as they could be. I don't think it was a conscious decision, like, oh, okay, well, now we're super successful. I'm gonna start on me. But that's just how it went.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
I mean, getting.
Rick Springfield
You have time.
Bill Maher
You have time. And you also just have a psychic need. I mean.
Rick Springfield
Absolutely.
Bill Maher
Getting together with Yoko, whatever that was. But, I mean, it was a lot. Come on. About losing mom. You know, they both lost their mother, which was what. Their original bond. They both lost their mother almost as she Did.
Rick Springfield
I didn't know that side of it with her. Oh, yeah. You talking about Paul and John? Yeah. No, that was the bond. Right?
Bill Maher
Yeah. And they handled it very differently.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, yeah. And Paul soc. And John was more, you know, deep looking in.
Bill Maher
Yeah, I think he, you know, he wasn't a recluse at all, but he did. He just, you know, had to, like, get to the bottom of him. I mean, he and Yoko, first thing they did when the Beatles broke up was they came out here and did that. Jack. Jack. No, what's his name? Janlov Therapy. It was screaming.
Rick Springfield
Screaming therapy. Yeah.
Bill Maher
I mean, there was. There was a lot of screaming. I mean, the therapy was screaming. Yoko was always screaming. You know, I mean, maybe it has something to do with the fact that when they were at their height, everybody was screaming at them. It was always.
Rick Springfield
You see the video of John with. With Chuck Berry and Yoko, and they're doing some song and John, obviously, I want Yoko to sing too. So they're doing Bye Bye Johnny or something, right. And so she. They're running away and suddenly gives Yoko the nod and she steps up to the mic and it's on Chuck. And she starts singing. He goes, just real brief, like. He doesn't look over.
Bill Maher
You just go, what the fuck about Chuck Berry did? He just reacted to Yoko? Yeah, but as you say, you know, I've never been in a band, but it is so obvious that the issues are. And of course, this is also what people in bands have told me. Two things. Why they hate each other and always break up and are always on the verge of breaking up. You didn't like my song and you took that girl.
Rick Springfield
Oh, man, that's absolutely true.
Bill Maher
Yeah.
Rick Springfield
I was in a band.
Bill Maher
How could it not be?
Rick Springfield
No, I know I was in a band.
Bill Maher
And I doubt if a lot of them took girls from you. I'm. I don't imagine you run there losing end of that a lot.
Rick Springfield
Oh, I was occasionally, but I was in a band. And. And. And I found out after I left that one of the guys really, like, thought I was trying to take over the band and hated my songs. And it was like. It's really. It was actually really. It really hurt.
Bill Maher
Yeah. What, so what, what, what do you do when. When the band gets to that point? I mean, we. We see Oasis is back out on tour.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
Ob. The Eagles famously had their Hell Freezes overture because they said they would never work. Hell, look at the who. The who, yes.
Rick Springfield
They've had fist fights and they're back on the road.
Bill Maher
Again, you know, Eagles had a physical altercation on stage and so did just Dave Navarro. Yeah, with somebody. I mean, when it gets to the point when you're fist fighting on stage, that's pretty awful.
Rick Springfield
I mean, kind of like a marriage fighting in public. It's like we know it goes on, but we don't want to see it, you know.
Bill Maher
Well, it's like being at the office and going over to the copier, clocking, you know, Bill from accounting. Because this feud, this beef that was simmering around the break room until you just punched him, that doesn't happen in real life.
Rick Springfield
No. Sure, there was drugs involved and, you know, and you get to a certain point in fame where things become unrealistic. What? You know, how you view things. I mean, it's very hard to. I had a terrible experience in 1985 when I kind of thought I'd kind of got. A lot of my dreams had come true, you know, And I remember walking around the pool of this beautiful house I had in Malibu and I just had my first son born. I'm going, I am more miserable than I've ever been in my life, really. And it was, it was, you know, from. I thought this would fix me.
Bill Maher
What was wrong with you?
Rick Springfield
Well, I thought I was depressed. I was. I just had a lot of. Really didn't like myself. Really. A lot of self doubt and a lot of self loathing and. And exactly right. What was wrong with me? I know it was like. What?
Bill Maher
No, I'm asking what was.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, it was depression. I was. I've had depression, depression since I was a kid.
Bill Maher
Just from. Okay, this in my view, and of course this is not like medical, but just.
Rick Springfield
I'm sure it's very well informed.
Bill Maher
Well, it's common. It's common. Thank you. Common sense tells me and from my own life, there are two kinds of depression. One is what I would call logical depression. I've had this. I've been depressed and when I was depressed, it's because my life sucked.
Rick Springfield
Right.
Bill Maher
It was logical.
Rick Springfield
I should have been depressed.
Bill Maher
I was a huge fucking loser. Then there's the other kind of depression, which really doesn't come from anything, which very often just a lack of a certain chemical in your brain. It's all what you're putting in the test tube. That's what you had.
Rick Springfield
I had that and I have that. I take, you know, I take some medication for it, but.
Bill Maher
But it's not because your family was bad to you?
Rick Springfield
No, no. I had a great upbringing. It was nothing to do with that I, I.
Bill Maher
In Australia.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, I was. Well, my dad traveled a lot and, and he was in the army and I was, I never had a, A base. Like every time I'd meet a kid, he'd pick on me and then I'd befriend him and then two years later I'd leave him. And, and it was continually that I never, I had to leave my dog one time when we moved to England and.
Bill Maher
Tough to leave a dog.
Rick Springfield
And I, but, but the, the thing in 85 was that I, I thought I'd achieve what I'd wanted to achieve, but it hadn't made me happy.
Bill Maher
Well, I gotta say, that puts a lot of responsibility on the baby. Yeah, this fucking baby obviously just laid there and didn't do anything to fix your problems. When you thought, I have a baby. It's all gonna be great. I think, I think that kid has a lot to answer for. Obviously he was just laying, laying around.
Rick Springfield
Doing nothing, sucking out money.
Bill Maher
Yeah. You're like, so what'd you do about it? Jump in the pool?
Rick Springfield
I thought about it. I actually.
Bill Maher
Really?
Rick Springfield
Yeah, I actually tried to, I tried to hang myself when I was 16.
Bill Maher
And how'd that go?
Rick Springfield
Well, obviously it didn't work out, but.
Bill Maher
I'm sorry. No, I mean, I'm glad. What am I saying?
Rick Springfield
I could have spared the world a couple of pop songs, you know, whatever.
Bill Maher
No, we love those songs.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, I was, I was really dark. I was, I was failing in school. I was really had a lot of self loathing, you know. I don't know where quite.
Bill Maher
Well, you're also failing at hanging yourself. Couldn't even succeed in that.
Rick Springfield
Loser. I'm kidding.
Bill Maher
I'm just with you.
Rick Springfield
I didn't succeed. I know. Another thing I failed at.
Bill Maher
So let's go back to the baby. The baby, the pool. You know, parenthetically, I will say when I was a kid and we were, you know, both. I'm almost 70. This is a great show for septuagenarians and people. Kids, you should be listening to us more. You know, older people have wisdom. Duh. Anyway, like there was no divorce in my town. Like it's amazing how much things have changed. You know, this has been 60s and 70s.
Rick Springfield
I remember that. Not happening either.
Bill Maher
Right. No drugs. That I was aware. You know, it was leave it to Beaver time.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
But two of the men in the neighborhood did kill themselves. One in the swimming pool, you know? Yeah, daddy's in the swimming pool. It just shows, like divorce, unthinkable. Just killed.
Rick Springfield
Just killed on the cards and the.
Bill Maher
One in the swimming pool. Everyone in the neighborhood was like, we knew the wife and it just made perfect sense. It was like, I would be in the swimming pool too, if. If I couldn't divorce this woman. I mean, she was just.
Rick Springfield
Holy, that's big. I mean, that's.
Bill Maher
But you didn't try to kill yourself in the pool?
Rick Springfield
No. Oh. Oh. And then you just looked at it? No, no, I was. I was just really dark and I. I pulled the plug on what I was doing and started to go to union therapy for like three or four years, you know.
Bill Maher
Did that work?
Rick Springfield
It doesn't cure or anything. You identify the demons, you know, some of the demons kind of thing, you know, self loathing.
Bill Maher
But why self loathing from such a talented, handsome man?
Rick Springfield
Dude, it's, you know, you know that. It's. That the notoriety is great at first and all that. And it's head, you know, it's wow, you know, and eventually if you. You come back to who, you know, what pushed you to be in the limelight in the first place. Right? I mean, it's not just. I. Yeah, but I mean, there's a big part of. I think I'm not enough. And everybody that gets into the limelight, I could be wrong. But I think I've always thought, well.
Bill Maher
I don't know, the people who succeed. It wasn't, I'm not enough. It was almost, I'm too much.
Rick Springfield
But, you know, I. But I think there's a core of, Of. Of the need to. For validation.
Bill Maher
Yes. There's a lot of, mommy, look at me now. I'm doing it.
Rick Springfield
I did it for my mom. I really. When my mom died. Yeah, when my mom died, I kind of had a moment of, aw, who's gonna see this now?
Bill Maher
It's also. Sometimes we just recognize in ourselves that we do have a talent. You had a big talent. I have a friend who says, you know, these kids are. Everything is woe is me. No. How about woe is me? Whoa. Woe is me. And I certainly wasn't like that, but I was very young when I thought, yeah, I could be a comedian. I can do what. What those people on TV are doing. And I maybe even do it better.
Rick Springfield
Well, I. I did see that and see, yeah, I can, I can. I know. I thought, yeah, I could do that. But I'm from Australia too, so, yeah, there's a tall poppy syndrome over there. When I was growing up, you know, you get too big, off comes your head, you know, they pull you down. Who's they the Aussies?
Bill Maher
No, like all of them.
Rick Springfield
All of them. But no, it's just a general thing. I mean, your friends. It's called the Tall Poppy syndrome.
Bill Maher
You know, Canada talks about something that I think is similar to what you're talking about. I have a Canadian friend who came here, like many do, and succeeded very well. And he said, yeah, I love Canada and I know we romanticize Canada, but they cut down the tall trees. I think it's the same thing.
Rick Springfield
And it's a British colony. Very similar. Still has British roots. Never been a world power. Never.
Bill Maher
But. But where does that come from? That don't get too big in Australia.
Rick Springfield
There's a great book called the Fatal Shore. I don't know if you've ever read that. It's brilliant. It talks about mateship. Who? Mateship?
Bill Maher
What's that? It's mateship.
Rick Springfield
Mateship.
Bill Maher
Oh, like a mate. You remind me. Yeah.
Rick Springfield
How they're small. There's no class in Australia, but there's lots of. There's no opera and, you know, but there's lots of little classes.
Bill Maher
Right.
Rick Springfield
And it came from. The way he explains, it came from the Irish and the English, you know, hated each other, and they founded Australia. So what a. What a nightmare that must have been. The English were the cops, the Irish were the. The farmers.
Bill Maher
And the Irish came to Australia, too.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
I didn't know that. Well, they were also subjugated by England at that time.
Rick Springfield
Yes, absolutely.
Bill Maher
So the. So the British brought them to Australia just as, like, workers.
Rick Springfield
No, they came over also. Or a lot of them were convicts that had come over and. And made good, you know, that you can earn your passage into freedom, which in Australia in the 1700s must have been wonderful.
Bill Maher
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Rick Springfield
Dude, it was horrible. It was. There's places in Tasmania which is the last island before Antarctica.
Bill Maher
It's where the devil is from.
Rick Springfield
Tasmania. Exactly right.
Bill Maher
Tasmanian devil.
Rick Springfield
Funny devil.
Bill Maher
What is a Tasmanian devil? I forget.
Rick Springfield
A Tasmanian devil was a. It's all. They're all dead now. But it was. It was a half tiger. Half. It was. It was a. A marsupial because all the marsupials in Australia and it had tiger stripes and it was a beautiful animal. It was kind of like a dog with tiger stripes. And they loved it so much they killed them all to stuff them and put them in their houses.
Bill Maher
We killed everything.
Rick Springfield
They killed all the aborigines. They went through a line in Tasmania with guns and killed all the. All the Tasmanian aboriginals.
Bill Maher
All right. But outside of that unpleasantness. Tasmania, Lovely place, Tasmania.
Rick Springfield
It's a lovely. Errol Flynn's from Tasmania. How bad could it be?
Bill Maher
Is that right?
Rick Springfield
Errol Flynn is from Tasmania?
Bill Maher
Wooden sword.
Rick Springfield
Yep.
Bill Maher
Those swords were made of wood. Everything comes out.
Rick Springfield
Talk about. Talk about a Guy who took advantage of, you know, his fame and everything.
Bill Maher
He. Was he gay?
Rick Springfield
No. God, no. He was very, very. I mean, he might have switched back for. But I mean, I don't know that for sure, but I know he was up on, like, statutory rape charges and stuff all through, you know.
Bill Maher
Right.
Rick Springfield
And he would make jokes with, like, having a big rubber dick hanging out of his shorts and.
Bill Maher
I mean, in his day. Which. His day was the 30s, where his movies came out, you know, Captain Blood and all that stuff.
Rick Springfield
Right. I mean, I'm amazed how. How you hear that. Yeah. These guys used to hook up, right?
Bill Maher
Hook up with each other.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
Well, like Danny K. You know who that is?
Rick Springfield
Yeah. Oh, my God.
Bill Maher
American comedian. I've read many times that he and Lawrence Olivier. Lawrence, yeah. Yeah.
Rick Springfield
Well, I mean, okay, you know, so, you know, I had a friend who. Who used to go over to Danny K's house. He was a manager of mine at the time. And he say, Danny would make the meal and they'd all sit at the table, and he'd sit at the head of the table and not eat. Just watch the meat like this, and.
Bill Maher
Then suck their dicks.
Rick Springfield
I didn't. I didn't get that.
Bill Maher
That would be why. I don't understand What. What do you get from doing that?
Rick Springfield
Oh, I just went. I know. I thought it was weird that he'd make dinner and wouldn't eat. He'd just sit and watch them all eat the food. Maybe. Maybe that happened later. I don't know.
Bill Maher
I don't know. But anyway, I didn't push it. So you're in Tasmanian. Go back to that. What were you telling. Why did you bring.
Rick Springfield
Oh, why did I bring that up? Because when I was a kid, we went over there and we saw the penal colony. It was the worst penal colony. It was cement blocks. And it's so cold there. It's so frigging cold. Of course, no heating. And it was the worst place to go if you're a prisoner. And the transports were, like, very similar to what the way they brought the slaves over from Africa to America. If you stole something. There was a thing called the bloody code that in England, if you stole something over a certain amount, you're dead. They instantly execute you. Other than that, they would store you in barges because the prisons were full. They'd store you in barges up and down the Thames, these leaky barges. And then when they got full, they discovered Australia, and they said, let's send them all there.
Bill Maher
Yeah. Britain basically outsourced their prison population to, you know, this play.
Rick Springfield
But that's why Australia's Australia because of the prisoners. I have a spring. My family named Springthorpe. We have a springthorpe that was on the convict ship and set in the 1700s.
Bill Maher
I think Georgia in our country was also a penal colony. Don't quote me, but I'm pretty sure I remember that. So they were doing it here in North America too.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, no, absolutely.
Bill Maher
You know, I don't want to get on my high horse on this theme.
Rick Springfield
I love you on your high horse.
Bill Maher
Oh, okay. But like, it just, it's awesome. It always bugs me when the kids, they just don't have any understanding of historical perspective. And I've tried to tell them a million times, look, humans are not good people. They weren't good people then, they're doing things now. Not as bad, we've come a very long way. But the bad things that they were doing, they were doing everywhere. All races did them. It's a human thing, you know, it's not just that some people were the colonizers and some people were colonized and every. Oh, it was just the innocent and the guilt. It's just not that simple. Everybody, everybody, it's humans. And it wasn't that long ago when what humans would do to each other and put up with. I mean, we still have brutality in the world, but again, they have no perspective. They have no idea how much more routine it was and how much haven't it affected so many more people around the world.
Rick Springfield
Right.
Bill Maher
So there's, you know, they're just, I mean, the idea that you don't.
Rick Springfield
They read the news?
Bill Maher
No, they don't. They read TikTok, read haha jokes.
Rick Springfield
I can't believe we're talking about younger people. We used to be younger people. I used to be the younger people.
Bill Maher
What is this about you with no shirt on? I mean that like we're segway from.
Rick Springfield
From, from World Problems to me with my shirt on.
Bill Maher
Yeah, because you said we used to be young, but I'm telling you, you're like Benson booning it out there. I mean, at. I mean, I didn't want to say how old you are because why?
Rick Springfield
No, it's okay. It's on the Internet. You can't escape the I.
Bill Maher
But really, it's. It's incredible.
Rick Springfield
Well, dude, you too. I mean, when I thought guys in their 70s as a kid, I thought some hunched over guy with a giant belly and loafers because it used to be that.
Bill Maher
Another thing that has changed a lot. Things change a lot.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
You know, and that is one. I agree. My father, when he was 20 years younger than I am now, was much more sedentary.
Rick Springfield
On his way out, we would go.
Bill Maher
Out to the driveway if I was shooting baskets and he would like two steps, you know, and then one like hook shot. Oh, and I gotta go in, you know, he always had back and it's like, you know, it just didn't even cross their mind to like work out.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
Or I remember him ever. He wasn't obese, but he. I don't remember him ex. Exercising. Their exercise was smoking.
Rick Springfield
No, I know. I don't either. My. None of my parents did. And, and how do you keep the weight off?
Bill Maher
Cigarettes? How does anybody keep.
Rick Springfield
Cut down your appetite. You don't want to eat quite as much.
Bill Maher
No cigarettes. And they're good for you.
Rick Springfield
My doctor, he smokes himself. He's in an ad.
Bill Maher
You can't eat when you're smoking.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
Although I've seen people do it.
Rick Springfield
I, I think, I think for guys like us, the greatest generation. Yeah. But the greatest benefit has been the awareness of, of what keeps you healthy and how you can stay vital in later years. Of course, I can use that word, later years. But that information wasn't available. And honestly, you know, they looked at their parents. I mean, I remember my parents saying, yeah, when you 30 or 40, you get your teeth removed and you get false teeth. There was no other option. That was their view of the world.
Bill Maher
Right, so. Right, exactly. Yeah. Right. They made those kind of concessions.
Rick Springfield
Right.
Bill Maher
And I concur with you when you say later years, but I mean, let's be honest, we're not in the earlier years.
Rick Springfield
No, we are not. But I'm. But I'm okay with it.
Bill Maher
But I feel like with AI, we'll live forever. Well, they could live forever.
Rick Springfield
AI live forever.
Bill Maher
They could like start us. They could like start a second round of us, which is in the past. Has always been accomplished by having children. You have a mini you. It's not really you. The problem with that is that. Here's what I think is the greatest tragedy in all of human life is that you spend all this time and energy and pain and effort to like keep making this thing better, this brain in your head, you know, and it goes with you. And then because the body can't sustain it, you're throwing out all the. I mean, I say to people all the time, like, wouldn't you rather be 30? I'd rather be physically 30, but if I had to make the choice, I still would Be the age I am now because I don't want that stupid thing in my head that caused me so much pain and made so many bad decisions. And so, like, I actually wouldn't make the trade. But it's just such a waste to have accumulated all this knowledge and experience and you get nicer and you get more accepting, or all this working toward positive, positive. And then.
Rick Springfield
Six feet in the ground.
Bill Maher
Throw it in the trash because the fucking, you know, prostate gave out or whatever. It's just.
Rick Springfield
It's crazy.
Bill Maher
They look back in 200 years and go, that is so barbaric. We could be having Isaac Newton here now, but we just couldn't figure it out.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, I mean, you know, 25, 30. They were pretty much done, you know, back in the old days.
Bill Maher
No, that's not true. Well, I mean, in different times of history, I mean, the Greek playwrights lived, or they were all 90 when they died, because Greece, Ramses II, healthy Mediterranean diet, olive oil, sunshine. I mean, they were lucky, but they.
Rick Springfield
Didn'T write it down so that we could follow it.
Bill Maher
What do you mean?
Rick Springfield
Well, they didn't say, this is how we're living this long.
Bill Maher
Well, we can guess. There was no pollution.
Rick Springfield
Absolutely not.
Bill Maher
There was no Snickers bars. Right.
Rick Springfield
No attitude.
Bill Maher
This is what it is. This is what it is. Like, I mean, we're talking about 500 BC.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
Okay. Life was just healthy. Unless it wasn't. There was. There was.
Rick Springfield
Or you could die from a toothache.
Bill Maher
You know, or a splinter.
Rick Springfield
Right.
Bill Maher
But their immune systems were probably crazy strong. So when they did get a splinter. No, they didn't take antibiotics. Their body just took care of it.
Rick Springfield
Their body took care of them? Yeah.
Bill Maher
I mean, not always. Then you get to the Middle Ages, and, yes, they were living in much worse. What?
Rick Springfield
Oh, my God. There was Rome, and then there was living in fucking huts, you know, and it all went to shit.
Bill Maher
It all went to shit. And there was also two horrible plagues. It was really the same bacillus. Yes, bacillus. It's. I know it's the right name for it because it's like. I don't know, but it was the plague of Justinian in the sixth century. And then it came back as the Black Death. The Bubonic Plague, 1347. It started, and it just, you know, wiped out half of Europe. And Europe didn't recover that population for four or five hundred years.
Rick Springfield
Probably them up.
Bill Maher
Yeah. It also had benefits. It also kind of ended the Middle Ages.
Rick Springfield
Yeah. You know, which needed to end well up with that and that you got.
Bill Maher
To kill half the population to make an omelette. I've always said that.
Rick Springfield
I know, but it really did end the feudal system.
Bill Maher
Yes, it did.
Rick Springfield
And that was, you know, that was. That was a major break.
Bill Maher
Yes, there was definitely a labor shortage. When you kill half the people, there was definitely a labor shortage. And they also lost a little bit of faith in.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, the ones who would guard them. Yeah.
Bill Maher
Yes. I mean, of course. Because they were so in the dark about what causing this plague.
Rick Springfield
Wouldn't that have been scary? I mean, we know what it's like because of fucking Covid. The beginnings of COVID where we washed out our bags from the grocery store.
Bill Maher
Right again, kids, I'm telling you, you were born at a really good time. Really good. I know we have a lot of problems, but trust me, they did not have grubhub for Chaucer. You know, they starved. I mean, even before the Black Death, which started in 1347, Europe had just experienced in the earlier part of the century, and again, for superstitious people, maybe the 1300s, they would read something into that. Apollo 13, I don't know. But the 1300s were the worst century ever. And in the early part of the century, there was a horrible just over rain. It killed all the crops for like 10 years.
Rick Springfield
What is this now?
Bill Maher
Like from 1315 to 1325? It just rained way too much. You know, there was a little ice.
Rick Springfield
Age, you know, many ice age. Yeah, yeah.
Bill Maher
We have global warming for sure. And we also just have climate change. Does just sometimes happen.
Rick Springfield
But they didn't have heaters and air conditioning and so they had to suffer.
Bill Maher
I'm telling you, we live in a great time with all the shit it's.
Rick Springfield
And I, I don't think. I don't think in 100 years they're going to look back and go, well, those poor fuckers, I think they're going to go, how amazing that must have been about us. About us.
Bill Maher
Well, we did die. And they're going to not do that. And so they're going to. I think there's going to be something that'd be amazing.
Rick Springfield
I mean, if they could really pull that off.
Bill Maher
Oh, I think they will pull that.
Rick Springfield
Really.
Bill Maher
I think they will.
Rick Springfield
We stay alive long enough till that happen.
Bill Maher
That's our, that's our goal. Some of us with our shirt off. But I'm not going to let that go. No, but, no, it's what I was just saying about. They will see this as the big tragedy that the brain that's got to be preserved because it has all the knowledge and. And this passing it on to the next generation, it's doing it in a leaky bucket. I mean, you're doing it, but most of it is. I mean, when you think, I never had kids, but when you think about what you have to start over with, like, I have all this knowledge, and now here's a two year old, and it's just like, sky is blue. Okay. I just couldn't. I just never could go through that. I just, like, you know, give me the kid when he's already 20 and a genius and maybe I'll talk to him.
Rick Springfield
Right.
Bill Maher
But I just can't go through sky blue. I just.
Rick Springfield
I get that we just had a granddaughter, actually, and we're. We're probably starting it.
Bill Maher
The sky is blue, of course.
Rick Springfield
But I'm. We're more enamored with, oh, my God, this little beautiful creature, you know, in our life. But I worry because I thought we wouldn't have to worry about the future, but I think shit is coming down in our lifetime, and I think I worry about my kids and I worry about my kids. Kids.
Bill Maher
You say you're a grandfather.
Rick Springfield
Mm.
Bill Maher
And how old are the grandkids?
Rick Springfield
She was just born, so she's like, wow, two weeks old.
Bill Maher
How does that change? I've heard certainly people a million times say, being a parent changes everything. And, like, how does being. Does being a grandparent, like, change your mind?
Rick Springfield
I was never kind of like, my wife's. All she wanted was to have babies and be a great mom and everything. She's an amazing human being, and she's the complete baby hog with this.
Bill Maher
And how long have you been married?
Rick Springfield
40. 40 years.
Bill Maher
42 years, I give the fuck out of 10. Really?
Rick Springfield
Yeah. No, she's amazing. People say, how do you stay married? I say, marry my wife. But you can't, because I did. She's responsible for it.
Bill Maher
Women, if you're not watching this show, you're missing something, because at the end, Benson Boone is coming in and he's gonna take his shirt off. So it's gonna be a big night. So.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
Oh, what were you saying about your wife?
Rick Springfield
Oh, yeah, she's amazing, but yeah.
Bill Maher
So, grandkids, does it change you?
Rick Springfield
I mean, I'm looking at my son and going. Seeing him with his baby and, like, on his chest, and, like, you see this look in his eyes, and it's like, I'm going, you remember that? That's my little boy that I used, you know?
Bill Maher
You did that? Yeah, with him.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, exactly. And I was a good dad and my dad was a great dad too. But. But, you know, it's the, the. The new life is a freaky thing that's. I don't really know quite where to put the grandchild yet. In my head, I know they say, oh, you're going to fall in love. And you know, at the moment, you know, she's a beautiful baby blob. Right. And my wife is already, you know, she's going over there tomorrow and she's like, got party wheels and she's so excited as all get out.
Bill Maher
I am really falling behind in this reproductive competition.
Rick Springfield
I don't know. We don't need more. Don't need more.
Bill Maher
I think that. And yet there's a big movement out there. Elon Musk. Many other people talk about we have to have more babies. This is like a thing.
Rick Springfield
Everyone else is taking care of that.
Bill Maher
But I think they're wrong. I think we already have too many.
Rick Springfield
I think we have way too many.
Bill Maher
The earth can't exactly.
Rick Springfield
Cannot support what it has now.
Bill Maher
Right. And their argument is stupid. Their argument is there's plenty of room.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
There's plenty of room. There's not plenty of resources.
Rick Springfield
No. There's not plenty of.
Bill Maher
We can fit them here. We just can't feed them and take care of all their shit.
Rick Springfield
Exactly. Exactly. Where's all that shit go? Where's all the food come from? Where's all the shit go?
Bill Maher
Somewhere.
Rick Springfield
It's insane. It's insane. It really. And there's way too many of us. And I. Anyone who. Who doesn't believe that, I mean, you just got to look at. Take any segment of any country where there's, you know, too many people. There's everywhere. It's disease and, you know, no one's having a good life. Everybody's struggling. They're happy to be alive, but they're not happy to be alive there.
Bill Maher
Right.
Rick Springfield
Well, I mean, if they live, you know, in a nice house and everything, they be, you know. But look at. Look at. I mean, what, like 70% of the world goes to bed hungry or. That's crazy.
Bill Maher
I don't think that's true. I think that's an old.
Rick Springfield
I just made that up.
Bill Maher
Yeah. I was going to say. Right. Let's bust me statistics. Yeah. On Club Random are pulled out of our ass. Okay. It's.
Rick Springfield
No, but a lot of people go.
Bill Maher
To bed hungry way less than they used to. Again, kids, if you're on TikTok. And it's not There, I'm telling you, in the 21st century we've made enormous progress in what they called, have always called extreme poverty. These are like people who live on a dollar a day. We've made amazing progress. Not that some people don't. We've also made amazing progress in this century. Hardly ever noted with the issue of people who defecate in the street. It used to be like a billion people around the world would just drop trow and in the street. Really.
Rick Springfield
This is, you know, 1600 all over again.
Bill Maher
We've, yeah, well, and it's in many places never improved.
Rick Springfield
No.
Bill Maher
Yeah, I mean I'm sure they did it in London in 1600.
Rick Springfield
They used to throw shit out the window. Yeah.
Bill Maher
Look out below, there's a guy named Ralph who does it now. I mean there are people who do it now. There are people who will always do it. There always will.
Rick Springfield
People who will imagine what 16th century London smelled like. That's. I, I read a lot of books about like you know, Tudor and you know, the history and what it was really like and you know, Henry viii, how he died and all that crazy scary man. It was like everybody stank, nobody bathed.
Bill Maher
And you know, it's scary. Also, apropos of our previous discussion, I do remember once and again why I wouldn't want to have a 30 year old brain being on a date and a girl just squatted in a parking lot and took a pee. A girl I was on a date with.
Rick Springfield
That could be hot. I'm sorry, that could be. It depends on the girl and the situation. That could be hot.
Bill Maher
I mean she was.
Rick Springfield
Did that turn you off or did it turn you off?
Bill Maher
It turned me off. I mean, but look, I, I, I'm sorry, but that's, she needed to do it and for some reason we, we could. I blame myself for perhaps.
Rick Springfield
How long were you.
Bill Maher
I, I, who the knows, but I'm guessing 30. It was a long time ago and you know, I should have been able to find a bathroom perhaps maybe. We couldn't get into the club, so I blame myself.
Rick Springfield
But did you film it?
Bill Maher
I don't, there was no film.
Rick Springfield
You have it on your camera.
Bill Maher
But I can look back then there was no, no cell phones. But I just, I, I vividly remember that like she was wearing a short skirt so it wasn't hard to do and just. Yeah, just.
Rick Springfield
I'm sorry, I got to borrow the love doll over here for a second. You okay with that?
Bill Maher
It's a love doll, but yeah, I.
Rick Springfield
Mean, you know, well, different things Turn different people some.
Bill Maher
I'm just saying there will always be some shitting and peeing in the street, but we, We've really cut it down. And I think we should give ourselves a clap on the back for that, you know, like, could we just acknowledge the progress that we've made?
Rick Springfield
Yes.
Bill Maher
You know, we really have cut down on people shitting in the street. And that's really my whole issue. I'm a one issue candidate. I mean, look how your life turned out. Awesome, right? I mean, you must be. Every day. You must still pinch yourself.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, but I, I still have my issues because I challenge. I, I know the challenge, but I. I deal with myself every day that I want to be a better person, a better writer, a better whatever, you know, And I've been. I, I could never, you know, like, I could never write. Don't Worry, Be happy.
Bill Maher
I remember it.
Rick Springfield
Yep.
Bill Maher
Who was it? Who was the artist?
Rick Springfield
Bobby McFarren.
Bill Maher
Bobby McFarren.
Rick Springfield
Yeah. I could.
Bill Maher
Well, very few people could.
Rick Springfield
I feel like every dope and all that.
Bill Maher
I don't know if it's the dope. I don't smoke dope. My.
Rick Springfield
I thought you did. Someone said, yeah, you'll get together with Bill. He'll smoke dope and drink and it'll be fun, you know?
Bill Maher
Were they wrong?
Rick Springfield
No, they're right about the fun and the drinking, but that looks like a cigar to me.
Bill Maher
Oh, no. You don't smell it?
Rick Springfield
What is it?
Bill Maher
Pot. What do you think it is?
Rick Springfield
It is.
Bill Maher
Of course. You don't smell it.
Rick Springfield
No.
Bill Maher
You should get your nose checked out. No, really.
Rick Springfield
I mean, it's gonna sniff it.
Bill Maher
You can have it.
Rick Springfield
You're gonna eat it.
Bill Maher
Smoke it. You smoke pot.
Rick Springfield
I don't, actually, I don't. I used to love the, the pot high, but I get paranoid.
Bill Maher
Now, that's a fair. I get paranoid when I eat it. So I don't eat it. No, I mean it. It's not for everyone.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, I mean, I, I, I used to. I was an acid guy. I used to love acid. Really? Yeah.
Bill Maher
What years are we talking about? The 80s?
Rick Springfield
No, 70s. All through the 70s, I was an acid guy until I. This guy gave me some mushrooms.
Bill Maher
And you felt it was really acid.
Rick Springfield
Because it was window pane?
Bill Maher
No, but you think it was really acid because Timothy Leary himself.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, I saw the chair, dude. I'm very impressed.
Bill Maher
That's right. The Timothy.
Rick Springfield
I am very impressed.
Bill Maher
That's a cool item. Yeah. So is this, by the way, and I really thank you for it. But he told me that like after, like almost the original batch, there was never really acid again.
Rick Springfield
Okay.
Bill Maher
That people can sell you something and say it's acid. Do you. You felt it was acid?
Rick Springfield
Well, it did what it was supposed to do.
Bill Maher
What was that?
Rick Springfield
Well, I started to see things and rainbows and see, you know, and good things. Yeah, no, I was, I was an amazing high for me.
Bill Maher
You never had a bad trip?
Rick Springfield
I, I did the last one I did. Actually, I've done a couple since. But the last one I did. My friend gave me some frozen mushrooms at a party. I took them home and I took the mushrooms and I said, nothing's going on. He said, oh, well, were they frozen? I said, yeah, well, drink some tea. So I drank some tea. Nothing. So I took some more. Nothing. Drank some more tea. Nothing. So I said, fuck it. Took some window pane. I'm sitting in my apartment in Hollywood and suddenly the wall started going, well.
Bill Maher
You'Re not supposed to mix.
Rick Springfield
It all kicked in.
Bill Maher
You're not supposed to mix.
Rick Springfield
I know. I didn't know that. It all kicked in and I'm like.
Bill Maher
Again, this is why we're GLAD we're not 30.
Rick Springfield
30.
Bill Maher
Because we do things.
Rick Springfield
Stupid shit.
Bill Maher
Yes.
Rick Springfield
No, it was freaky. And he came. All I remember had Valium. And I'm like pouring Valium in my hand. It was like going like trying to get Valium into my mouth.
Bill Maher
Bad drug trips really suck because, you know you're not going to get out of it.
Rick Springfield
Right.
Bill Maher
Until it wants over. Until it says it's over and it's going to take a while. Yeah, I mean, I've.
Rick Springfield
That's why smoking's better, because you can.
Bill Maher
That's why I do it.
Rick Springfield
And edibles, I've had edibles where I thought I was going to die.
Bill Maher
Yeah. I would rather eat it because I'd rather not have to use my lungs to get high. But it just doesn't work that way.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, no, it's a different high.
Bill Maher
There's something about holding a. You know, I used to smoke. Did you smoke cigarettes at some point?
Rick Springfield
For two weeks when I was 14.
Bill Maher
Lucky you. You avoided that. But there is something about smoking.
Rick Springfield
It's very, it's still very elegant. Dude, I know people up and, you know, but it, it's, it's funny, the.
Bill Maher
Back in the 90s when I was doing Politically Incorrect and they came to me once to do a PSA for no smoking, you know, I was the new, you know, 30 something talk show host and like, tell the kid. And I said, okay, I Got a great idea for it. I want to be honest with the kids and tell them smoking is cool. Yeah, that's what you. That's why you want to do it. You have to be aware of that so that you can say, no, I am cool on my own. I don't need this to be cool. I thought that was a great message. No one got it. Thank you for your suggestions. We'll let you know.
Rick Springfield
Can you just read this?
Bill Maher
I don't think they heard anything past smoking is cool, but it is.
Rick Springfield
They don't want. Yeah, I mean, that's.
Bill Maher
And it's back in movies. Cuz it's cool.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
And it's also a way to indicate.
Rick Springfield
Maybe that you're an elegant human being or a nervous or you're a thinker.
Bill Maher
Or a nervous human being. It can also be.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, right. Yeah. I mean, everybody did it because they wanted it to hang in their fingers and everybody to go, he's fucking cool.
Bill Maher
I mean, when I was an actor in the 80s, I remember always, you know, doing the scene, especially if it's the close up and the second it was over, light the cigarette. Because I was like, you know, this is my remorse. Stress reliever.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
You know, I mean, you never did that when you were an actor smoking, you mean? Well, anything. Like right after the scene, I would.
Rick Springfield
I didn't start acting until I came over here.
Bill Maher
I remember watching you on Californication and I was like, wow, this guy is. This is risky. He's playing like a terrible version of himself with his own name. Am I remembering that wrong?
Rick Springfield
Yes. No, you're remembering correctly.
Bill Maher
Yeah. I mean, I thought it was very entertaining and gutsy, but it was like, wow. For a guy who, you know, is sort of on the cusp of having a lot of stupid people want to write him off. And like, you're not giving.
Rick Springfield
It's been my whole life, dude. I know. I'm at the point where it was like, it. You're really giving them ammunition.
Bill Maher
But it was also a great way to own it.
Rick Springfield
Yeah. So it was.
Bill Maher
I think it was the right decision. Yeah, I like that show. I watched every episode. Yeah.
Rick Springfield
Writing was crazy. And when I signed on, they sent me the first script and it was, you know, it was. It was mild. And I said, guys, I know what your show is about, and I'm okay with doing whatever you want to do. So the next script that arrived, you know, I'm like fucking everything. And, you know, it was. But it was great. It was. But it was great writing and I'm okay with that. Because, I mean, unless you're a fucking moron. You know, they don't hire doctors to play doctors. They hire actors to play doctors. And a friend of mine said, oh, he had to defend you a couple of years ago. He had to defend you against this woman. Said, I didn't know Rick Springfield. I saw California Case, I didn't know Rick Springfield did blow. Said, it's acting.
Bill Maher
Are you trying to tell me George Clooney is not a doctor?
Rick Springfield
Because. I'm sorry. No.
Bill Maher
Sell it somewhere else, pal.
Rick Springfield
And I. I was a doctor for 18 months on a soap opera.
Bill Maher
Oh, yeah, I remember that.
Rick Springfield
Yeah. And I did one operation. What kid died.
Bill Maher
What soap opera?
Rick Springfield
General Hospital.
Bill Maher
Oh. Because I work at CBS Studios. That's where we take.
Rick Springfield
Oh, Young and Restless. My best friend and bold and beautiful. Yeah. So were you on that? Yeah, you're very bold and you're very beautiful.
Bill Maher
No, but, but I. When I go to my writers meeting, we pass it in the golf court, the set of it, every day. I mean, people who are these beautiful.
Rick Springfield
People that look like her, that robot.
Bill Maher
Well, you know, soap operas. A lot of great big people were on soap operas.
Rick Springfield
It's a great learning.
Bill Maher
Yes.
Rick Springfield
That platform.
Bill Maher
Yeah.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
You felt that served that for you?
Rick Springfield
Yeah, yeah, it was great. I mean, I, I.
Bill Maher
Well, who did you play? Dr. Michael Matthews.
Rick Springfield
I don't know who that is.
Bill Maher
Well, I'm just guessing.
Rick Springfield
You're showing a name. Dr. Noah Drake.
Bill Maher
Dr. Noah Drake is so much better.
Rick Springfield
It's so much.
Bill Maher
Dr. Noah Drake. Dr. McDreamy and patients.
Rick Springfield
They named actually Joey's character on Friends, Drake, after my character, Drake something, whatever his last name was.
Bill Maher
And you'd give the girl a breast exam, and then she'd say, now, let me do you.
Rick Springfield
All he did was pick up. It was like he was my. Every scene within the cafeteria or in someone's bed.
Bill Maher
Oh, poor you.
Rick Springfield
Well, you know, acting with a. With a girl is very. You know, it's really hard for me to be turned on when there's 30 guys around staring at you and. You know.
Bill Maher
Yeah.
Rick Springfield
You know what I mean? It's.
Bill Maher
Well, you're not supposed to be. You're acting.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, right.
Bill Maher
Not even supposed to. Let's be honest.
Rick Springfield
Yeah. A couple of times it's happened.
Bill Maher
Oh, yeah. Oh, it does happen.
Rick Springfield
Yeah. And it's actually very exciting when it does because it's very real.
Bill Maher
For who? For you or her?
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
Sometimes both. Yeah.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
I mean, look at all the people who fall in love from doing.
Rick Springfield
I know.
Bill Maher
I know, you know, they're on sets and the script says you love them and, and you're crazy for. And they're actors.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
You know, oh, this is what I'm so easy.
Rick Springfield
I'm gonna commit to this role.
Bill Maher
Right. It's so easy to get hot people to actually fall in love with each other.
Rick Springfield
Let's get them together. Yeah. Put them in a movie. Get em to smell our underwear.
Bill Maher
The only thing that tabloids and you know, gossip places do is either try to break up a couple or get.
Rick Springfield
Them together or tell everybody they're together and they don't want anyone to know.
Bill Maher
And it's very easy to do that.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
To get them together.
Rick Springfield
It is.
Bill Maher
It really is.
Rick Springfield
They lined me up when I first came over here. I was in all these teen magazines. I just thought about this the other day actually, because someone brought it up. But they, you know, remember Susan Day, right? She was the beautiful.
Bill Maher
I live in her house.
Rick Springfield
Get the out that house.
Bill Maher
I live next door. She was the original owner. I have pictures of when she lived there.
Rick Springfield
I was this close to her in that house.
Bill Maher
Everything.
Rick Springfield
Oh, I just heard laughter. No, it's wild. Dude, that is so bizarre because they line me up with her. But I thought, oh, it's just a teen magazine thing, so it's not a real date, so I'll just play along. And at the end I said, hey, nice to meet you. And I left. But they'd try to line us up to get us together so that it would be press. But I was clueless, so I didn't get it. And thankfully your house is sanctioned back.
Bill Maher
To us being clueless when we were young, right? Yes, okay.
Rick Springfield
I was totally fucking clueless.
Bill Maher
But I mean, people I think know.
Rick Springfield
Sorry, Susan, if you hear this, I'm sorry. You're wonderful. I love you and I would have loved to, but I didn't. I was crazy. I was clueless.
Bill Maher
Yeah. And thank you, Susan. It's a great house. I mean, she sold it to someone before. I wasn't. Didn't get it from her, but she. I believe she was the original owner. And I have pictures of what it was like when she was there. Wow. Men and women are so different. I mean, just. It was just way more feminine, let's put it. Of course.
Rick Springfield
But it's. Dude, I'm so amazed. I walked back here and there's all these grounds. I mean, there can't be many houses with grounds like this.
Bill Maher
This isn't that. This is the house next door.
Rick Springfield
Oh, okay. So you got what all right.
Bill Maher
Yeah.
Rick Springfield
That's how you get grounds like that. Yeah, that's great. It's really fabulous.
Bill Maher
I need land for my crops.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
Okay. This comes from my land. I'm not gonna claim I personally grew it, but I do feel so good about the fact that, like, my own land produces the weed that makes me hungry.
Rick Springfield
Oh, you grow your own.
Bill Maher
That's right. That's right, Rick. I grow my own. I grow my own and I smoke my own because that's what real men do.
Rick Springfield
That's what real men do.
Bill Maher
And let me tell you something. It's a rich irony that you pretty boys are always more miserable than guys like me. Yeah, exactly. Right. But you enjoyed the acting part, right?
Rick Springfield
Yeah, I love acting.
Bill Maher
Oh, you do?
Rick Springfield
I. I did.
Bill Maher
I never did. I hated it. Too much waiting.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, I mean, there's that, but, you know, it's the passion for the part. And to me, it's as exciting as writing a song that I finish and go, oh, that actually is not bad. And, you know, you do something and you feel like you've done a good job.
Bill Maher
Yeah, I did get a high after you nail your close up. I remember that. Or nailing a scene.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, when you nail a scene, it's a great feeling.
Bill Maher
It absolutely is. I mean, for me, it added up to nothing. And it always. I was never destined to be that. I mean, doing what I do, I mean, as a comedian in general, but especially the kind I am, is the exact opposite of an actor. The exact opposite.
Rick Springfield
Yeah. It's all true.
Bill Maher
It's all exactly what I really think and not like somebody else.
Rick Springfield
It's not a script where you can't talk other people's.
Bill Maher
But, you know, it was in my head again, stupid when I was young, but we all thought when we came out of the New York comedy clubs, the way to get ahead was to be an actor. You know, get on sitcoms. I followed the script. I did. I got onto sitcoms, and then I did, like, silly movies. I mean, we have some of the posters around here. Some of them aren't real, but they.
Rick Springfield
Could have been religious. Religious.
Bill Maher
Well, that was good.
Rick Springfield
That's not a silly movie.
Bill Maher
That was real. That was me.
Rick Springfield
That was fun and that was fun. Did you write that?
Bill Maher
Yeah, I was 51 when I did that. Okay. And that's the one movie that I love. But I, you know, I did DC Cab and, you know, silly movies, and I could handle that kind of acting, but, you know, it was never where I was going to wind up. And luckily, you know, I got where I was supposed to get going. Yeah, but, you know, to our earlier discussion about, you know, why do you do it? I mean, you do. You do in life what you're good at. I don't play tennis because I'm not good at it. I play basketball because I'm good at it, you know?
Rick Springfield
Really? I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.
Bill Maher
Why do you say it like that?
Rick Springfield
I know. I didn't picture you as a basketball player.
Bill Maher
I'm not saying I could join the Lakers tomorrow, but, like, for my age. Yeah, I can still hope.
Rick Springfield
I'm impressed.
Bill Maher
What do you play?
Rick Springfield
Guitar. No, I.
Bill Maher
In Australia, you don't play shirtless pickleball.
Rick Springfield
I do, and it's hot.
Bill Maher
No, don't you do something. You're in good shape.
Rick Springfield
No, I work out, but. But I. Soccer was my game as a kid. I love soccer because I moved to England.
Bill Maher
That's a great workout.
Rick Springfield
The best.
Bill Maher
Oh, so you moved to England.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
So you're like the Bee Gees.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, well, the Bee Gees are born in England, and they moved to Australia, and then they moved back to England.
Bill Maher
Okay. But there's that. That connection.
Rick Springfield
Yeah. Yeah. And I love. I love the Bee Gees. I think their writing is.
Bill Maher
I will fight you for who loves the Bee Gees more, because I love the Beachies.
Rick Springfield
They are amazing.
Bill Maher
They are. Another group, like Billy Joel doesn't quite get the do from the critics who have relegated.
Rick Springfield
They had three fucking careers.
Bill Maher
Exactly.
Rick Springfield
They had a great career in Australia. Okay. I have a friend in Australia who was a big. In the 60s, he was one of the top solo guys, right? Solo stars. And he. And he heard these three brothers in Sydney that writes good songs. So he went up. His name was Ronnie Burns, and he went up to Sydney. Flew up to Sydney. They pull up in a Volkswagen van, these three brothers, and they say, can you give us some money for petrol? So he gives us some money for gas, and they drive back to their house. They've got a guitar with two strings on it because they can't afford any more strings. And they play him three songs. And he says, oh, my God, I'll take that. And then he play him another one, and they say, I want that one. They say, no, that's for us. There's a song called Spicks and Specs.
Bill Maher
I know the song very well.
Rick Springfield
It was their first hit.
Bill Maher
Yeah, it's a great song.
Rick Springfield
They wrote it on two strings of a fucking guitar.
Bill Maher
That sounds like bullshit.
Rick Springfield
No, it's not bullshit.
Bill Maher
How could you write. How could you.
Rick Springfield
This is wrong with the guy who was there.
Bill Maher
Rick, think about it. How could you play a song with a STR guitar with two strings? Oh, Jesus.
Rick Springfield
Specs and spec.
Bill Maher
Is that two strings?
Rick Springfield
Well, it's one string. Where is the sun? You just need to move up the neck. Oh, specs and the specs in my life.
Bill Maher
I stand corrected.
Rick Springfield
Right.
Bill Maher
It's a great song. Yeah, it's one of their early great ones.
Rick Springfield
I mean, and that was their first hit.
Bill Maher
Okay.
Rick Springfield
And then they had a. The amazing ballads and then they went under and thought they were over. And then they came back with this. It wasn't disco. They were beyond disco. And they came back.
Bill Maher
No, they were the kings of disco.
Rick Springfield
Fucking amazing song.
Bill Maher
I mean, the. This people don't remember the. Weren't Alive. I was 21, I think, in that year, and I was in. Happened to be in Europe. And it's all anybody played was the soundtrack to Saturday Night.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
And it was a double album.
Rick Springfield
No, it was huge.
Bill Maher
I was asking Billy Joel last week about, like, what. What. What is your list of great double albums? Because it's not that big. No, but Saturday Night Fever. Saturday Night Fever is definitely on that list. Now, it's not all BG's recordings, but I think they wrote them all.
Rick Springfield
They wrote. Yeah.
Bill Maher
I mean, some of them were done by other artists, but that's. But it is an amazing.
Rick Springfield
Oh, we've got another song we don't want to do. It's a great song. Do you want it? You know.
Bill Maher
Oh, they wrote Islands in the Stream is an awesome song that they wrote first. That was not a hit for them. And the ones they wrote for Andy Gibb.
Rick Springfield
Yeah. Right.
Bill Maher
I just want to be your everything. How great is that record? Right? You know the one I've dropped.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, I know all. I know all the Bee Gees.
Bill Maher
I mean, it sounds exactly like the Bee Gees.
Rick Springfield
Well, he was the Bee Gee.
Bill Maher
It is.
Rick Springfield
And they were almost going to pull him into the Bee Gees before he died.
Bill Maher
I mean, and. But you say they had three different careers. To me, they. Yes. They had like the 60s early stuff. Then they had the disco period. And the 60s early stuff alone was. Has so many hits. I've got to get a message to you. I started a joke.
Rick Springfield
I was in Vietnam when I heard that single. It was. I blew my mind.
Bill Maher
Now, what do you think that's about? They certainly have said over the years that it was about Jesus.
Rick Springfield
You know what they were. They were consummate songwriters. They would pick A song and go, let's write a song like that. Only make it better. And they'd write a better song. And I don't think it went to that extent that it was.
Bill Maher
Well, there was the line I died, which started the whole world living. That suggests.
Rick Springfield
I think it's wordplay, dude.
Bill Maher
That suggests one particular person.
Rick Springfield
No, but I think it's wordplay.
Bill Maher
Okay, but like, if I.
Rick Springfield
Brilliant wordplay. Like Lennon. Lennon would always talk about his songs. There's that great thing where he meets a guy and his.
Bill Maher
That's not wordplay. All right.
Rick Springfield
Okay. Well, that's your take. I get it.
Bill Maher
Wait, let me ask you if there was never such a song, right? And I just said to you, Rick, let's play a game sentence. Tell me who you think of. And it was, I freed the slaves, Lincoln. Right. I died and started the whole world living.
Rick Springfield
Okay, point taken.
Bill Maher
I mean, I don't even know if it is. Or if they even were trying to, like, be Christy at the moment.
Rick Springfield
I.
Bill Maher
But you can't ignore that line.
Rick Springfield
No, it's a brilliant line.
Bill Maher
And I don't give a no.
Rick Springfield
And it doesn't matter because songs are open to interpretation. Right?
Bill Maher
I love the song.
Rick Springfield
It's amazing.
Bill Maher
It's just a great song.
Rick Springfield
And if it is that. If they came up with that, then that's even more brilliant.
Bill Maher
But just.
Rick Springfield
And they didn't talk about. To not talk about it.
Bill Maher
Just the premise and the title. I started a joke.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, no, it's brilliant. And that's what. That brought Robin back into the fold. Right.
Bill Maher
But you know where most. They say most sick jokes start?
Rick Springfield
No.
Bill Maher
Prison. Australia. Penal colony. It also.
Rick Springfield
Okay, but they're from England. They were born in the Isle of Man.
Bill Maher
Yeah, but they're known as.
Rick Springfield
But they went to Australia, so they have the convict by assimilation, by the.
Bill Maher
Way, I gotta say, in excess. Also amazing.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, They're Aussies.
Bill Maher
Amazing.
Rick Springfield
Absolutely.
Bill Maher
And Crowded House, even though they're from.
Rick Springfield
Oh, so Great.
Bill Maher
So great.
Rick Springfield
I know. There's so many great bands.
Bill Maher
Not so many. I just named them all, actually. Those.
Rick Springfield
Okay. All right. Okay.
Bill Maher
I got Lulu. I think maybe had no, Lulu.
Rick Springfield
Was English.
Bill Maher
Okay.
Rick Springfield
Okay. Daddy Cool.
Bill Maher
Don't know that.
Rick Springfield
You got to hear it. Russ Wilson. Okay. Ross Wilson and Russ Wilson. Daddy Cool. The Church. Have you ever heard the Church?
Bill Maher
No. Who are these? Your local high school band?
Rick Springfield
No, I know if they'd been. They were. They were Australian, but if they'd. They should have been huge. They were fucking amazing. And. And Steve Kilby still around. And the singer.
Bill Maher
Okay. But I. I'm not denying this premise, but I just got to ask, because sometimes you hear about bands like this or people like this, and they were amazing, but you don't know the why. Like, if they were really amazing. I always say show business, it is full of bullshit. But the cream does rise to the top. Generally, the people you know about are the.
Rick Springfield
There's a reason, actually, are the best ones.
Bill Maher
You know, I know you think that there's some, you know, leading man in the woods who's probably better than Timothee Chalamet. No, he's the right guy for this moment. He's very good at what his job is. He's very cares, you know, and whatever it is, or DiCaprio in his era or whoever, Humphrey Bogart, you know, casting directors, they actually don't really make big mistakes usually. So when I hear like, oh, they're great, and you never heard of them, like, who. And by the way, I could name some musical artists who. I think that's.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, of course. But music is. I think it's a different art than acting. Music hits you in such a place, right. That nothing else does really. It triggers something in you. Just the beat and the music and it's 12 notes. And they make. Look at all the amazing songs from 12 notes.
Bill Maher
People get so annoyed at you when you don't like what they like and they think you should listen to this. You're listening. Listen.
Rick Springfield
No, you're not hearing it, man.
Bill Maher
You don't like that.
Rick Springfield
Give it some time.
Bill Maher
Fuck yourself. I could play shit you don't like. That I think is great.
Rick Springfield
It's very personal. Music is very personal.
Bill Maher
It is.
Rick Springfield
It's not like music movies where. I mean, music. You said it in. Sit in the room alone as a kid when you're forming and this amazing stuff comes in. It's really part of your. Your makeup is the music you pull in while you're still, you know, the. I caught the window where you're like 13 and realize, oh, there's out there until you get married or you have a job or. And it shuts it down and you go, I get to go with my life. Is that window where everything. Where music comes in, it stays with you forever, Ever. Yeah.
Bill Maher
No. I mean, I don't know what I would do without it.
Rick Springfield
Right? I mean, it's. It's your soul. It feeds your soul. You know, when. When I'm. I have music from the 60s that I listen. If I listen to it now, I go, that's pretty lame, dude. But because I was 13, 14, 15. It spoke to me and it reassured me and I loved it.
Bill Maher
I don't have all the Beatles early stuff in my ipod that I play that, you know, I'll go into ipods again. But like, I do like to listen to my shuffle because it's got 4,000 songs, all of which have one thing in common. I like them. But I don't have all the early Beatles stuff. I mean, some of it is just. First of all, the lyrics are for 12 year olds, which is okay, we understand that.
Rick Springfield
Well, I don't think the guys.
Bill Maher
But if I Fell is in there because that is always good.
Rick Springfield
That was John's first great ballad.
Bill Maher
It's a great ballad. It's a great ballad. But I don't have Love Me do. They were 16. I mean, I've heard it enough. I get it.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, yeah.
Bill Maher
It has their magic. Like all of it has their magic, but it's just not a song I want to hear over and over again.
Rick Springfield
Right.
Bill Maher
If it comes on. It doesn't.
Rick Springfield
Were you a Paul or John guy as a kid?
Bill Maher
Oh, that's not a question you can ever ask a Beatle fan because you have to love them equally.
Rick Springfield
No, that's not a good answer.
Bill Maher
That's my honest answer.
Rick Springfield
Really?
Bill Maher
Yeah.
Rick Springfield
I was a Paul guy because.
Bill Maher
Well.
Rick Springfield
Well, because I love the way I. I had a boy crush, cuz. Loved the way he looked. Plus, he was amazingly talented. He had a voice like a God. He could play every instrument and I. To. For me, he wrote the most popular, top, best song. But as I've gotten older, I've understood Strawberry Fields and. And. And the great John songs that really stick to the wall.
Bill Maher
Revolution.
Rick Springfield
Well, Revolution, I was never crazy about. Honestly, I'm.
Bill Maher
I'm still crazy about it and always will be. All right. I mean, I'm talking. Well, that's talking about the single fast version. Yeah, the single fast version.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
I'm not. That's not.
Rick Springfield
But the. The rock one.
Bill Maher
Oh, with one of the single.
Rick Springfield
Right. One of the first examples of distorted guitar.
Bill Maher
Distorted guitar, yeah.
Rick Springfield
And they didn't put it through an app. They put it through a board.
Bill Maher
It was the right choice.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, we're still copying the Beatles. I mean, I hear songs now where they've taken snippets and snuck it in.
Bill Maher
But they were copying.
Rick Springfield
Well, yeah, but they took it way beyond.
Bill Maher
Dude, of course they did. But everybody cops.
Rick Springfield
Everybody stands on somebody's shoulder.
Bill Maher
Absolutely. But I mean, on their first three albums. Yeah, I'm sorry. Three of their first Four albums. The exception being Hard Days Night.
Rick Springfield
Hard Days night.
Bill Maher
There was 14. 14 songs and six covers on each, so they did 18 covers, so.
Rick Springfield
Well, that's because they weren't writing enough. That's all.
Bill Maher
Yeah, and also because they were still paying tribute to the enamored with the time that went before. Yeah, and I'm glad they did. Yeah, I'm glad they did. Please, Mr. Postman.
Rick Springfield
The British bands are responsible for the acknowledgement of black American blues. When black America. When America was going, we don't pay attention to them. England was going, oh, my God, these guys are freaking unbelievable.
Bill Maher
I mean, Keith Richards devoted, I think, a couple of years of his life to giving Chuck Berry his due and bringing.
Rick Springfield
Well, Chuck had. Chuck had had hits. I mean, he was like one of the few black artists that was actually on the white chart. But there's all Howlin Wolf and Muddy Waters and all these guys that they were. I was listening to as a kid, too, and they were. I'm going. I'm hearing this growl and this animal, like, shout coming out of these guys. I'm going, what is that? It was almost scary. It was so intense.
Bill Maher
Yeah. And you can imagine the racism in his era that Chuck Berry had to endure.
Rick Springfield
Crazy to me.
Bill Maher
I mean, he participated, as I recall, in the. Keith Richards.
Rick Springfield
Is that the one where he punched Keith in the mouth?
Bill Maher
I mean, I think Keith Richards expected him to be like, you know, thank you so much.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, thank you so much for taking.
Bill Maher
The time to acknowledge that I am the progenitor of rock and roll. And Chuck Berry was like, whitey, you know what? If you expect a thank you, you have got another thing coming. I did it. I'm happy. I did it.
Rick Springfield
I did it originally.
Bill Maher
I don't need you to come in here and tell me I did it and say thank you. Because first of all, you stole it.
Rick Springfield
Stole his licks, all his legs. But. But no one would know about them. It wasn't for the British bands that loved them. They wouldn't be where they are or where they became. I mean, they brought them out and toured with them, you know, that they understood how amazing they were. Because there wasn't the same prejudice in England as there was here that kept them away from. Right, the radio here. And I, you know, I mean, I look now, I look for black artists that kind of continue that blues energy. And there's. There's a couple of them around and they're amazing.
Bill Maher
Like.
Rick Springfield
But, I mean, that's where. That's where I learned to play the guitar. Was from Blues Players because it was. It was simple. You could play it in a couple of weeks. It wasn't hard, but you couldn't get. You know, our white boy versions of, you know, Smokestack Lightning were pretty fucking lame. But you could play the riffs and you could feel like you were doing something, you know, authentic.
Bill Maher
The great thing about the arts is that most of us are such poor impersonators that when we steal, it's so bad, our impersonation, that nobody recognizes it. Woody Allen was doing Bob Hope. He was doing him, but he's so different. You didn't see it.
Rick Springfield
No one saw it.
Bill Maher
And sometimes Paul McCartney was doing little Richard, but he's just a different guy. So it just comes in his mind. He's doing it, but we don't see it. And that's okay. That's not appropriation. It's all appropriation. That's what culture is appropriating from each other. It's actually a beautiful thing.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
Or beautiful.
Rick Springfield
No, it's continuing the legacy, you know, it's.
Bill Maher
I mean, and sharing ideas.
Rick Springfield
And what Paul did with I'm down, you know, he basically created a Little Richard song. And. But the fact that he could sing like that.
Bill Maher
Well, and he did it on their last album, Abbey Road. He did oh, Darling, oh, Darling, which is a rock. Which is a torch song. You know, I'm sure John was rolling his eyes.
Rick Springfield
Yeah. He said, I wish I should have sung that. Actually, I read a quote. He said, I should have sung oh, Darling. But.
Bill Maher
Well, he put out a solo album. Lennon did.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, the rock and roll one.
Bill Maher
Right? Rock and roll. And he did love that raw music. You know, that was their biggest beef, is that he wanted it raw, like the early days.
Rick Springfield
Well, they were. I mean, you listen to the first.
Bill Maher
Album, they were both what.
Rick Springfield
The first album they did in what, like 12 hours or something. And you can hear him how shredded their voices are.
Bill Maher
That's why they. They. That's why they recorded Twist and Shout. Laughs.
Rick Springfield
Laughs. Right. Because it would shred his throat. But you can hear, like nasal going on.
Bill Maher
I love it. I love the vocal. To Swiss and Shout is one of my all time favorites. And it's because it's a little shredded. Yeah, I mean, it's the energy.
Rick Springfield
But people weren't. White guys weren't doing that back then. They were Pat Boone and, you know.
Bill Maher
I mean, they thought Elvis was black when they played him. You know, I mean, that was.
Rick Springfield
Oh, that's one thing I have. I have. I have Elvis stationary. The Beatles signed.
Bill Maher
The Beatles signed.
Rick Springfield
Beatles signed. Elvis stationary when they went to meet. They went to meet him in 1965.
Bill Maher
Yeah, out here.
Rick Springfield
And.
Bill Maher
Well, the Hollywood Hills. He was staying in some house and he was making a picture. You know, he was. That. That was the era when he was making Elvis.
Rick Springfield
Trying to conquer Hollywood.
Bill Maher
Shitty pictures every year. I mean, they made money.
Rick Springfield
But I. Dude, I hated them. But I love them now. He hated them. I know, but I finally. Acapulco. I love that music.
Bill Maher
I love Elvis.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, I do too.
Bill Maher
I mean, but I'm not going to watch Fun and Acapulco again. Once was enough.
Rick Springfield
No, I wouldn't watch it. But I love that the music is kind of. Back then, I'm like, oh, this is. This is up. But it now because of childhood memories and everything. It's wonderful to me. And I met Elvis on a plane.
Bill Maher
Really?
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
Elvis Presley.
Rick Springfield
No, I'm sorry, is there another. Yeah, that was Costello.
Bill Maher
Yeah.
Rick Springfield
No, I met Elvis. No, I met Elvis on a plane.
Bill Maher
What year was this?
Rick Springfield
1973. I was. I'd just come over here and actually, my managers at the time, my manager was Steve Bender, who directed the. The Comeback special. Oh, the Elvis Presley comeback.
Bill Maher
68. And he has the black leather suit.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
What was he like when you met him?
Rick Springfield
He was wonderful, actually. I walked on the plane and he was sitting. I was in the back of the bus because I was going to Australia to renew my visa, and he was sitting in the front in a powder blue suit and jet black hair and skinny, and he looked amazing. I wasn't a fan back then because I was, you know, the Beetle guy and everything. And I walk by him, Elvis. I sit in the back of the bus and before we landed, he came back and signed autographs and took photos, which if you've ever, you know, you've been on planes with people and they've got like the hoodie on and they're like, don't talk to me. I'm, you know, sure. Elvis walked back and signed autographs and took photos. And I had a girlfriend at the time in Australia that was an Elvis fan. And I said, hey. He came up to me and said, hey, I know Steve Binder. He's my manager. And he goes, oh, Steve, I love Steve. Which he did. I mean, they really had a great connection. And I said, will you sign this autograph to Allison? I guess he thought my name was Allison. So he wrote thanks. And to this day, I write thanks a lot of the times on my autographs because Elvis wrote that on this autograph to her.
Bill Maher
You know what? I've been looking for something to write on the autograph for, like, 30 years.
Rick Springfield
I give it to you, brother.
Bill Maher
Thanks.
Rick Springfield
Thanks.
Bill Maher
It's so simple and so right. It's just.
Rick Springfield
Absolutely. I love you.
Bill Maher
I'm thanking you for being my father.
Rick Springfield
Thanking you for appreciating what I do. Right, right. The better version is thank you for loving me. But I don't want to go there.
Bill Maher
No, I don't want to go there either.
Rick Springfield
But, yeah, it was awesome. And so I put it. I had a little recorder, a tape recorder that I used to record my demos on. And I put the autograph in there to take it back to my girlfriend. And when I was getting off the plane in Australia, the customers go, oh, what's up? Right? You know? Yeah, I have porn on my. You know, on my little recorder. We need to take that and look at that. When it came back, the autograph was gone.
Bill Maher
Really?
Rick Springfield
Yeah. So some has the Elvis autograph.
Bill Maher
I think I might change mine to thank you. It's from thanks.
Rick Springfield
Thank you.
Bill Maher
I like that better. Yeah, it's a little thanks.
Rick Springfield
A little thanks. I gotta go over here.
Bill Maher
You can get away with it if you're Elvis.
Rick Springfield
You definitely can get away with it.
Bill Maher
I think I need the full thank you. I may need I may be parentheses Forget me ever I may need. Thank you very much. In two languages.
Rick Springfield
Are you Swedish?
Bill Maher
But you still write songs?
Rick Springfield
Yeah. Yeah, I'm right.
Bill Maher
Like, every day. Is that something you do? Like every day?
Rick Springfield
Every day.
Bill Maher
Every day.
Rick Springfield
No, not every day. It's a binge thing. And I love to write. It's my favorite thing to do. And I just had an album out with, like, 20 new songs, and.
Bill Maher
Come on. They put 20 songs on an album?
Rick Springfield
Yeah, it was digital. You can do that now. Plus, I write short songs. But, yeah, I love to write. It's really fun for me and. And to play a new song in a show, you know, I mean, you can only play the songs we play so many times and go.
Bill Maher
But you have to play Here we.
Rick Springfield
Go again, you know, to play the hit. Yeah, but. And I get that. And I. And I love that because I want. I know. I want to plea. I want the audience to have fun.
Bill Maher
You have to.
Rick Springfield
I want the one. I'm not the guy that got up. This is my new album. I'd like to play all 12 cuts. No, no, that's not the venue either. But. So we. We throw a couple of songs in. You know, a new song.
Bill Maher
Everybody does that.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, it's great. I love it.
Bill Maher
Hey, we have to go to the bathroom sometime.
Rick Springfield
Yeah, I went to an Elton John show, right? And he says, yeah, we'd like. I'm gonna play a new song for my new album. And I got up to go to the bathroom, right? And there was a fucking line to the male bathroom, right? And I get behind this guy and he turns around and goes, new song, huh?
Bill Maher
That would be funny for someone to put in an album cover of just people in line for the bathroom.
Rick Springfield
Like, these are new songs.
Bill Maher
These are the songs you're gonna hear.
Rick Springfield
Bathroom song.
Bill Maher
I mean, it's a little unfair because I get it.
Rick Springfield
You go for a maximum moment. You're going to a concert for a maximum moment. You don't want to, you know, you don't want. It's a big deal. You know, you, you babysitter, dog sitter, whatever. Dinner right over, expensive T shirt working. It's ridiculous. Walking up to a venue with a trillion people finding your right seat. You want it to be a moment.
Bill Maher
Yes.
Rick Springfield
You don't want dead. You know, we're gonna play our new song. Hope you buy our signal.
Bill Maher
I mean, whenever I read about concerts, it makes me always say to myself, I just don't understand the American economy, you know, that we can't seem to solve this issue where yes, there are. No, not 70% of people starving. Not even close. But so a lot of people really struggling. Like half the country has 400 in the bank. Like they can't. One little hiccup and they're. And then Beyonce and Taylor Swift and you know, I mean, you're not getting their ticket price. But it's a lot of money to see your. It's. And what like you say with babysitters and that's crazy. I mean, I pulled. I went to just a restaurant in. Out at the beach last weekend. Parking was 27. The is up with us. 27.
Rick Springfield
Just my Beatles ticket was six shillings, which is about a dollar fifty.
Bill Maher
My Fair lady was on Broadway. The biggest hit in 1956, the year I was born. A ticket was $6.
Rick Springfield
I saw for the front row. I saw My Fair lady in London.
Bill Maher
Wow. Wow.
Rick Springfield
Julie Andrews.
Bill Maher
Wow.
Rick Springfield
And Rex Harrison.
Bill Maher
Come on.
Rick Springfield
I was 10 years old. I didn't appreciate it. My mom was completely into that. She took us to this London.
Bill Maher
Yeah, with Julie Andrew. I mean she didn't even do the movie. I mean, Audrey Heern did Job.
Rick Springfield
She was. She was.
Bill Maher
But she was the original Eliza Doolittle.
Rick Springfield
She killed it.
Bill Maher
I mean, I always say that is one part that I would be great at. Professor Higgins.
Rick Springfield
Professor Higgins.
Bill Maher
I would not Eliza Doolittle. But I could be a curmudgeonly professor. It's a great part. And you can't. It can't ever be. Kind of too old for it. You could do it, too.
Rick Springfield
So amazing. And he couldn't sing, so he spoke the line.
Bill Maher
He's half sang.
Rick Springfield
Yeah. But it was wonderful when he.
Bill Maher
Right.
Rick Springfield
They. That. That album played through my house.
Bill Maher
Me too.
Rick Springfield
Me too.
Bill Maher
The other thing that played in my house as a child was Camelot. Richard Burton.
Rick Springfield
Was that one of the greatest musicals ever?
Bill Maher
Both because of the music. Was it Rogers and Hammerstein?
Rick Springfield
You know what I love? Rogers and Hammerstein were my favorites because of Oklahoma. Carousel.
Bill Maher
Right.
Rick Springfield
South Pacific. The Brilliant. It was played through my house all the time. I don't know if they did Carousel. I would. I mean, we need to look that up.
Bill Maher
Well, I know Lerner and Lowe did My Fair.
Rick Springfield
Yeah. My Fair Lady. Right. Okay. They did great.
Bill Maher
Yeah, they did great.
Rick Springfield
Yeah.
Bill Maher
Anyway, somebody did that.
Rick Springfield
We did Camelot. I mean, we need to know. Let them.
Bill Maher
Let them look it up.
Rick Springfield
Look it up.
Bill Maher
They all have chatgpt. They could find a lot.
Rick Springfield
I was.
Bill Maher
You find it in two seconds and they don't care. And I don't care. They're dead.
Rick Springfield
No, I'm a writer, so I love to know who wrote what.
Bill Maher
I mean, I don't think it is Rogers and Hammerstein. Because it was.
Rick Springfield
No, I don't think so.
Bill Maher
You know why? Because it's a little.
Rick Springfield
I would know.
Bill Maher
It's a little too hip for them.
Rick Springfield
Yeah. Yes, I agree. Later. Later on, too.
Bill Maher
But it was always a very meaningful show for me. If people don't know what it is, it's the King Arthur legend, but it made into a romantic story and then, of course, used as a metaphor for the Kennedy. Kennedy administration. But in the story, King Arthur, he's older. They made a movie of it with Richard Harris. Richard Gere.
Rick Springfield
What?
Bill Maher
Yes, not Richard Harris. Sean Connery. Sean Connery played the king.
Rick Springfield
The Camelot movie.
Bill Maher
It's called First Knight.
Rick Springfield
Okay, but it's not a musical.
Bill Maher
No, no. It's the same story.
Rick Springfield
Right, right.
Bill Maher
The story is that King Arthur, he's older and he's got a young bride, and then she falls for the handsome young knight played by Robert Goulet originally. S. Gulay, sir, who was a friend of mine, Sir Lancelot and.
Rick Springfield
Wait, Lancelot's a friend of yours or Gu's a friend.
Bill Maher
Goulet.
Rick Springfield
Is he still Around. No, dude, he's awesome.
Bill Maher
He was. I. We had a great time. Little kooky, but still.
Rick Springfield
Still friends. Love to have met Gulay still.
Bill Maher
Oh, I could have hooked that up. Still friends with his widow, I took. My mother was a giant Goulet fan as a kid.
Rick Springfield
My mom was, too.
Bill Maher
Okay. So for her 75th birthday, I flew her to Vegas on a private plane, and we went to Robert Goulet's house and then went out to dinner in the limo to.
Rick Springfield
So how did you hook up with Robert Goulet?
Bill Maher
You know, I was on tv. He was a fan. I had him on the show. Whatever, you know, it wasn't hard. It wasn't hard. Great. Totally great.
Rick Springfield
Yeah. Great. When you meet people that you wouldn't normally have met because of what you do.
Bill Maher
Yeah. It also could be dangerous. You know, they say don't meet your idols. I mean, there's some of that. That can happen.
Rick Springfield
Yes. I agree totally.
Bill Maher
Yeah.
Rick Springfield
And Paul McCartney is a fucking God.
Bill Maher
He's great. I've met him a number of times. I am not disappointed.
Rick Springfield
You know, I wouldn't want to. I'd be scared to meet John. You ever meet John?
Bill Maher
No.
Rick Springfield
No one did. No one alive met John. I would be scared to meet John.
Bill Maher
People alive have. But he died in 1980. That is a long time ago.
Rick Springfield
I remember saying I had an apartment in the boulevard in Hollywood. And I would walk. I used to eat. When I first came over here, I thought, oh, my God, Hungry man dinners. How amazing. And I eat these Hungry man dinners and tell my mom, yeah, this America is amazing. They got these whole dinners and tin foil. And I started, like, zits popping out all over my head and my dog. And the doctor said, you got to go to a real restaurant and eat a steak. So I went. I used to go to the Hungry Tiger across the street from me, La Brea Avenue. And I'm standing on La Brea Avenue waiting across for traffic. And a Rolls Royce goes by, and Lennon is sitting in the passenger seat. And it's so. So you know it's him, right? And he's heading to A and M Studios, which is just down the street.
Bill Maher
Right.
Rick Springfield
For his, you know, stuff he did in the last weekend.
Bill Maher
Right.
Rick Springfield
But it was Lennon. I'm going, wow.
Bill Maher
So what kind of food did you have in Australia? Grubs and roots. You're impressed by that?
Rick Springfield
Yeah. We had no kangaroos. We. Snakes. Poison snakes.
Bill Maher
But you had food. You didn't have Hungry Man Dinners?
Rick Springfield
No, dude. I came over here and we think America back Then we thought, America. My mom used to say, oh, my God, their teeth are so white. Their skin is so good. You know, the movies, it's. The movies were the greatest PR thing America ever had and still is. Still people still want to come to America because of the.
Bill Maher
Yeah. And I know I once asked Chris Hemsworth, why do you guys all, like, speak such perfect America? You could do these American accents. And he said, because that's all we watched as kids is American tv.
Rick Springfield
I remember in my high school walking around trying to imitate John Wayne, and all I wanted to do was come to America. I wanted to be in America. Well, I'm here. You're here.
Bill Maher
It was a pleasure and beyond to get to know you and talk to you.
Rick Springfield
I'm very glad you came from.
Bill Maher
I'm a fan of yours that you came to America and you did so well, and I'm glad you're over there.
Rick Springfield
Depression and. Yes, I did, and I will not hang myself. And I hope we do wonderful things.
Bill Maher
Personally.
Rick Springfield
Oh, my God.
Bill Maher
I know. I'm a fun guy.
Rick Springfield
Thank you.
Bill Maher
Brother goes fast.
Rick Springfield
That was awesome.
Bill Maher
So are you, by the way, random.
Podcast Summary: Club Random with Bill Maher Featuring Rick Springfield
Episode Information
Bill Maher begins the conversation by highlighting his friendship with Sammy Hagar, stating:
Bill Maher [04:36]: "This is my rum I have with Sammy Hagar. Beach Bar Rum."
Rick Springfield elaborates on their collaboration:
Rick Springfield [04:44]: "We have the Beach Bar Rum together."
This segment underscores the camaraderie between Bill and Rick, setting a relaxed tone for the episode.
A significant portion of the discussion revolves around the nature of hit records and the fickleness of the music industry. Bill shares his skepticism about music reviews:
Bill Maher [06:15]: "the stupidest thing I think in the world is a music review because you can't describe whether to someone, whether they're going to like a song or not."
Rick agrees, recounting his experiences with harsh reviews:
Rick Springfield [07:12]: "They gave me a lot of [reviews]. They were merciless."
The conversation touches on the subjective nature of music appreciation and the disconnect between critics and artists' intentions.
Bill and Rick delve deep into the dynamics of The Beatles, focusing on the relationship between John Lennon and Paul McCartney. Bill notes:
Bill Maher [12:09]: "they both lost their mother almost as she did."
Rick adds insights into the emotional struggles faced by the band members:
Rick Springfield [12:14]: "But he's also... he took it more personally and deeper than any of them."
They discuss how personal tragedies influenced the band's trajectory and eventual breakup, highlighting the complexities of managing fame and personal relationships.
Rick opens up about his battle with depression, sharing a poignant moment:
Rick Springfield [19:28]: "I actually tried to hang myself when I was 16."
Bill responds with empathy and shares his own perspective on depression:
Bill Maher [17:36]: "There are two kinds of depression. One is what I would call logical depression... the other kind of depression, which really doesn't come from anything."
This candid exchange sheds light on the pervasive issue of mental health, especially within high-pressure industries like entertainment.
The conversation shifts to the joys and concerns of parenthood. Rick discusses becoming a grandfather:
Rick Springfield [43:06]: "I'm looking at my son and going. Seeing him with his baby... that's my little boy."
Bill reflects on the responsibilities that come with raising the next generation:
Bill Maher [45:02]: "The earth can't exactly... we just can't feed them and take care of all their shit."
They explore the anxieties surrounding the future and the challenges of ensuring a better world for their children and grandchildren.
A highlight of the episode is Rick's anecdote about meeting Elvis Presley:
Rick Springfield [82:44]: "I met Elvis on a plane... he was sitting in the passenger seat... he looks amazing."
Bill adds to the story, emphasizing the surreal experience:
Bill Maher [83:04]: "He walked back and signed autographs and took photos."
This encounter underscores the reverence many artists have for legends who paved the way in the music industry.
The duo discusses their respective journeys in acting and comedy. Rick shares his experiences on soap operas:
Rick Springfield [58:03]: "I was a doctor for 18 months on a soap opera."
Bill contrasts this with his own disdain for acting:
Bill Maher [62:26]: "I never did. I hated it. Too much waiting."
They highlight the different paths their careers have taken and the personal fulfillment derived from their chosen professions.
Rick emphasizes the profound influence music has had on his life:
Rick Springfield [72:47]: "Music hits you in such a place that nothing else does really."
Bill concurs, sharing his own relationship with music:
Bill Maher [73:44]: "I don't have all the Beatles early stuff in my iPod that I play that... I do like to listen to my shuffle because it's got 4,000 songs, all of which have one thing in common. I like them."
They discuss how music shapes identity and provides solace, especially during formative years.
The conversation touches on the British influence on American music, particularly in acknowledging African American blues artists. Rick points out:
Rick Springfield [77:08]: "They brought them out and toured with them, you know, that they understood how amazing they were."
Bill reflects on cultural appropriation as a natural progression of artistic evolution:
Bill Maher [80:05]: "What a beautiful thing. It's all appropriation. That's what culture is appropriating from each other."
They recognize the cyclical nature of cultural exchange and its role in enriching the arts.
As the episode wraps up, Bill and Rick share light-hearted exchanges and final reflections. Bill jokes about adopting the phrase "thank you" for autographs:
Bill Maher [85:34]: "I think I might change mine to thank you. It's from thanks."
Rick adds humor to the conversation, reinforcing the friendly rapport between the two.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
Bill Maher [06:15]: "the stupidest thing I think in the world is a music review because you can't describe whether to someone, whether they're going to like a song or not."
Rick Springfield [19:28]: "I actually tried to hang myself when I was 16."
Bill Maher [17:36]: "There are two kinds of depression. One is what I would call logical depression... the other kind of depression, which really doesn't come from anything."
Rick Springfield [72:47]: "Music hits you in such a place that nothing else does really."
Bill Maher [80:05]: "What a beautiful thing. It's all appropriation. That's what culture is appropriating from each other."
Conclusion
This episode of Club Random provides a candid and multifaceted conversation between Bill Maher and Rick Springfield. From personal struggles and the intricacies of the music industry to reflections on cultural influences and the impact of music on personal growth, the dialogue offers listeners a deep dive into the minds of two accomplished individuals navigating their respective paths. The inclusion of personal anecdotes and honest discussions on mental health adds a relatable and humanizing layer to the conversation, making it a compelling listen for fans and newcomers alike.