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DJ Wells
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Colin Cowherd
Just like that. Paternity test you took.
Bishop
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DJ Wells
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Colin Cowherd
That is a 48 megapixel camera for $99.99.
Bishop
That's right, $99.99 cents on a 5G network.
DJ Wells
It's nationwide.
Bishop
And I'm 99% sure that boost Mobile just gave us a crazy deal with this promo.
DJ Wells
Now, this is crazy.
Colin Cowherd
You are the father.
Bishop
It does require credit qualification, ID verification and an activation on a $6 plan. Taxes are extra, and 5G speeds may not be available in all areas.
DJ Wells
But they said it was nationwide.
Bishop
Just not in your hood. Your neighbor good, though.
DJ Wells
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Colin Cowherd
Crazy fees.
Bishop
Crazy. Yeah, because we. I think the balance was pretty high. But then what?
DJ Wells
We got what we ordered, man.
Bishop
It wasn't what we paid for that.
DJ Wells
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Bishop
Come on, man. People, life is already hard. Inflation is kicking everybody's butt right now. You ain't trying to pay extra on top of the extra. That's why you got to tap in with Chan. Tell him. Be him.
Colin Cowherd
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Bishop
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DJ Wells
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Bishop
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DJ Wells
How you.
Bishop
What?
DJ Wells
Nasty?
Colin Cowherd
I guess I'm good, man. Y'. All. Y' all doing a lot today.
Bishop
You know my boy stretched out when he went to the black forces with the black lasers.
DJ Wells
He ain't.
Colin Cowherd
I ain't swap him out, bro. It's been a long day, thanks to Jeff T. Why me? And it started yesterday.
DJ Wells
Why me, bro?
Colin Cowherd
When he posted, he first of all, he never post on his page. So for him to go out of his way to make an actual post.
DJ Wells
You post me with no mustache, bro.
Colin Cowherd
I didn't do that, bro. I just accepted the collab. That was Mike.
DJ Wells
No, bro, I seen it still had Tik Tok in the corner, bro. I'm like, oh, he screen recording. Hold on. It got.
Colin Cowherd
That was sent to us.
DJ Wells
Yeah. I'm like, why you pressed it, though?
Colin Cowherd
Like, no. Mike said, accept the collab here, and I accepted the collab.
DJ Wells
That how the collabs work. I be seeing the collabs. That a how they work.
Colin Cowherd
You just was notified.
DJ Wells
Oh, okay.
Bishop
So you bring your artist for this.
DJ Wells
Shout out to Mike. That's what. That's what y' all doing. Mike. Everybody blame me for anything right now. I did it. Shout out to the game.
Bishop
To my right, my dog, Young Nacho. Young Teague. How you what?
DJ Wells
Well, I had to wear Jordans today. Cause Kobe hate me and LeBron. So I guess I go with the.
Bishop
Mics all the way in. You know what I'm saying? Some black trucks outside. I'm happy we can still podcast, man.
DJ Wells
Listen, bro.
Bishop
We was only on Clutch Sports for two weeks, man.
DJ Wells
They kicked me off the Clutch, bro. Listen, bro, it was a joke, bro. Like, what. What did they miss, bro?
Bishop
Hey, before we even get to that, who do we have on the show? That was from Clutch? And they were just like, yeah, I had to double check to see if he was actually on the roster. Was that Alicia?
DJ Wells
Ger? Yeah, Alicia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, they like, he's not Alicia. I'm not. I'm not on Clutch Sports. And definitely after this, I will never get another Clutch opportunity because y' all take everything out of context. We were literally giving LeBron praise how dominant he was.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, y' all wasn't really watching the show. And I. I mean, that's why I get clipped up, though, Like.
DJ Wells
And we was.
Colin Cowherd
Go ahead.
DJ Wells
We were saying he was so dominant.
Colin Cowherd
This is your post, kid.
DJ Wells
We were saying he was so dominant that, like, bro, you 280 running that fast, bro? I'm like, bro, he was on steroids, bro.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, and that was a real storyline, though.
DJ Wells
But I was joking, because if I knew that people, like, how did you know he was on steroids? I didn't know. I don't know. I don't care. Because if he was and I knew, I would have told that nigga, give me some. I would have been.
Bishop
I would have tapped in.
DJ Wells
I would have been 6, 3, 285, 2. Running like a mack truck.
Bishop
If you had a recipe, there would be no club 5 20.
DJ Wells
No, I wish I had the recipe. Like, matter of fact, if you got something, bro, tap in the remix. I'm ready to make a comeback. Me, John Walton and all of us, we trying to get back.
Colin Cowherd
You too old. You gonna fall apart it.
DJ Wells
You know what I'm saying?
Bishop
The steroid league is on the way, man.
DJ Wells
Listen, bro, I couldn't believe though. Well, only reason I even knew about is because my dad, he was like, you trying to get us killed? What are you talking about? I think I did something crazy.
Colin Cowherd
I woke up, my phone was a lot. Bro, I really thought something happened.
DJ Wells
I did too. When my dad said, are you trying to get us killed?
Colin Cowherd
Because it was all social media and I'm like, pay.
DJ Wells
Like, you said something about Bron. I was like, what? I literally didn't know. I'm like, what did I say about Bron? He like, something about steroids. Yeah.
Colin Cowherd
That wasn't even like the top show.
Bishop
For the fact that Coach T hit you about. This is hilarious.
DJ Wells
Yeah. I was like, oh, I just made a joke that he good. Like, he was so good and so strong, much faster than everybody. I was like, yeah, N A had to be on steroids. And he was like, well, people think you think, you know, that he's on steroids. I'm like, man, I don't know that man. I've never seen that man do nothing. I was like. I just said that he went out for two weeks and he came back a superhuman.
Colin Cowherd
I hate it got taken up that way. But I understand too, because like, the. That you tell about the NBA, it always followed by videos and like that.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Colin Cowherd
So you gotta look at that side of it too.
DJ Wells
Yeah. But I don't know, Brian, the funny.
Bishop
Part, they just killed us for saying we glazed Brian too much.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Colin Cowherd
Oh, fast.
Bishop
Now we hate LeBron.
DJ Wells
Now I hate Bron. Yeah. They just told me you a Bron hater. Y' all just told me I would. They said, weird. I love Brian.
Bishop
We signed a clutch. We sold our soul.
DJ Wells
I still love bronze. Bronze still the greatest. One of the greatest players ever, to me. But I was joking. We were literally talking. But it's okay. I don't give a fuck.
Bishop
Hey, man, it's here now we never Gonna get all LeBron, soldier. Deal.
DJ Wells
Yeah, I was. I was just about to get some new bronze, too, and hoop in them.
Colin Cowherd
But now you're Under Armour, soldier.
DJ Wells
Come on it. I'm wearing steps now.
Bishop
What Dom say don't wear him in the club.
DJ Wells
I just couldn't believe. I. I really. I'm really shocked. That made, like, a thing espn, bro.
Bishop
Cause nobody else is working.
DJ Wells
I'm like, bro, y' all serious, bro?
Bishop
When I see, you know, it's always a wave of people. You start seeing one or two publications probably like, all right, this is about to be the flavor of today.
DJ Wells
Yeah, that was. That was. That was kind of lame, though. That wasn't even a real I. That won't even know the gist today. I was just saying stuff that everybody said, like, oh, you remember he was out and he came back, and he came back a superhuman. Then he was on. He was in Miami. He was on the list.
Colin Cowherd
You know, he woke a lot of people up.
DJ Wells
If he was on steroid, I don't care. You still got to make the shots, bro. You still gotta hit the baseball. You still got to make the shots. You still got to make the tackles out the gate.
Bishop
Oh, well, it's so funny, bro. The random should be happening. People like y' all just be saying something to go viral. I swear to God, we was cooking.
DJ Wells
Up something for that. It would have not been. Yeah, it would not have been about, like. I didn't even put me on a lot of this.
Bishop
There's a lot of that.
DJ Wells
We can put a narrative on. If I wanted to go viral, I'll tell y' all the real stories about the locker room. Like, my old buddy whipped my buddy. Whoop dude ass. I tell that story.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah.
DJ Wells
Yeah. If I want to go viral, but I don't want to go viral, cuz that mother go up.
Colin Cowherd
Oh, that will.
DJ Wells
What? That'll break the Internet on my mama.
Bishop
Yeah, but I like.
DJ Wells
I like old buddy cool. So I ain't going. You know what I mean? Feel me?
Bishop
But it happened.
DJ Wells
Yeah. And everybody that was on that plane in that locker room know what happened. They played on the Hawks in 2015. Just look at. Trying to figure out who. And the other one was. Other. That was 2013. Yeah.
Colin Cowherd
That's why I want to go live.
DJ Wells
Nah, I'm just. Bro, they don't know what I'm talking about. They gonna try to search to see who got the fight. They gonna know until you say it. Nah, I ain't gonna say it. Hey, somebody said a thousand in the chat. I'll say it.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, this boy got a price. That's crazy.
DJ Wells
Let me stop all these.
Bishop
Can do that.
DJ Wells
Put your lips online.
Bishop
Hey, you know what's crazy? Quarantine radio. Tory, Lance and Booy had quarantine Cracking quarantine right now is one of the best things ever. They got Tori super cracking, and then obviously, no. What happened, happened. But never forget quarantine radio. Bro, what a time in life.
DJ Wells
Can you believe that that, like, really happened to us, though? Like, that we really had a moment where we had to sit in the house.
Colin Cowherd
Like, I promise y', all, I'm going be real. I never, ever, like, follow the rules of COVID and you never, never, bro. I use that advantage for covert, you know? I mean, God blessed under whoever passed away during COVID But I used. We used to have work. If you had covert, they made you take seven days off paid, bro. That's how scary my job was, bro. I did that once a month, bro. I never wore the mask. I used to always poke a hole in my shirt, bro. Poke the hole in my mask. I never really. The grocery store, I still went. I didn't wear no mask because all the rules to me were stupid. For real. Like, even with y' all playing basketball, y' all gotta sit down, put your mask on. But you get out there, y' all bumping up against each other.
DJ Wells
Yeah, that was dumb.
Colin Cowherd
Still getting dunked on and everybody sweating on each other.
DJ Wells
Yeah, everybody still plays the same basketball.
Colin Cowherd
You don't. I don't. I never understood this.
DJ Wells
I ain't gonna lie.
Colin Cowherd
Once I knew y' all was so. Was still open. Oh, the door is back open.
Bishop
You still open. I am, too.
Colin Cowherd
And on my soul, I was still having backyard parties, doing some of the best backyard parties I ever had during.
DJ Wells
I had a party, and I a recover. I was out for you, Remember? I was you. I was missing for, like, a month. People was at my gym hooping. Like, where you at, bro? I just wouldn't answer my phone.
Colin Cowherd
He tapped too much in. Yeah, he was in the chamber.
DJ Wells
And, bro, I was. I was in my basement, bro. I didn't even come out the basement.
Bishop
The funniest thing about that part, he was like, hey, if you ain't. You got that test, you can't slide.
Colin Cowherd
Here making everybody test you. And this passing that.
DJ Wells
It was me. I know who it was.
Bishop
The culprit.
DJ Wells
It was Keenan.
Bishop
Keenan was patient zero.
DJ Wells
Yep. Keenan said I was sick a week ago. Like you. It's 14 days. You still had a little bit of piece of that left.
Colin Cowherd
He probably had half of that, didn't he?
DJ Wells
KE came there coughing. He wasn't even coughing, but he was.
Colin Cowherd
You know, touching everything.
DJ Wells
Yeah, he was. Hey, pour me a shot.
Colin Cowherd
Keen know? So he shook.
DJ Wells
Ready? And then Dante Jones Me?
Colin Cowherd
Yeah. Damn.
Bishop
Bernie Mac with a baby girl birthday. And Bernie trying to go to Vegas, and they cough on that cake and blow the camera.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, bro.
Bishop
I think about that every time with Kobe, bro. That and Rudy go bear touching the microphones.
DJ Wells
Brought him from America for that.
Colin Cowherd
Cover. Was a lit. I feel like so many people got.
DJ Wells
Money during COVID They all in jail now.
Colin Cowherd
We're not here.
Bishop
Not everybody.
DJ Wells
A lot of people.
Colin Cowherd
We ain't gonna do all that.
Bishop
Yeah.
DJ Wells
What's my boyfriend, Pretty Ricky? He had to go sit down.
Bishop
What else? It probably had nothing to do with that.
Colin Cowherd
He had to get no money back, though. He was cool.
DJ Wells
He got to keep the money.
Colin Cowherd
N. He got to keep it. Yeah.
Bishop
Wow.
Colin Cowherd
So he did his time. I would have sat down, too.
Bishop
You giving that bread back or you.
Colin Cowherd
I'm. I'm sitting down. That's an option. I'm going to sit down.
DJ Wells
If it's get a bread back or Chanel, I'm giving a bread back.
Bishop
All right. So say.
Colin Cowherd
Of course you are. You don't need it.
DJ Wells
No, no, no. If I. I'm saying it's a. It's a total different situation, bro.
Bishop
You need it.
DJ Wells
If we all started from zero and we all made 1.5 a piece.
Bishop
Yeah.
DJ Wells
And they said, hey, you about to go sit down for a couple years, bro.
Colin Cowherd
Two years. Me, a couple years?
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Bishop
Oh, I gotta come up with nothing else, bro. I'm nothing. I'm going to jail, bro.
Colin Cowherd
Crazy. Y' all could do it.
Bishop
I know I can't, bro.
Colin Cowherd
Y' all could do it.
DJ Wells
I'm not Bill, bro.
Colin Cowherd
We ain't. We not built for jail, But y' all could do it. To come home with 0, to leave with 1.5. You know what I'm saying? And they say, hey, when you get home, though, it's yours. Y' all gonna be free for two years.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Colin Cowherd
And just figure out, I'm just gonna work.
DJ Wells
Just go to work.
Colin Cowherd
I was working three jobs at one point in my life. I know I'm going to jail. It's not even a question, bro.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Colin Cowherd
Guarantee 1.5 when I get 750k a.
Bishop
Year to go to jail.
Colin Cowherd
Come on, bro.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Colin Cowherd
I mean that Chess. Solitary spades.
Bishop
Yeah.
DJ Wells
Until, like, the first. You gonna be cool that first month.
Colin Cowherd
About month three, I'm gonna tap in, bro.
Bishop
Bro.
DJ Wells
Hell no.
Bishop
They start getting wicked depending on where.
DJ Wells
You ain't gonna. Yo, yo. Nah, you. You gonna definitely be like, bro, the county here.
Colin Cowherd
Any that. I'm going there for two years. I'm cool.
DJ Wells
Bro, County.
Colin Cowherd
1.5.
DJ Wells
You're trying to be in County?
Bishop
I mean, I don't have a preference between.
DJ Wells
I don't want to go to either, but I'll go upstate, bro.
Colin Cowherd
I'm telling you. I would do the county. I know it's different.
DJ Wells
I had to go to the fed. You going to the feds anyway. Cause you stole money, so.
Colin Cowherd
Oh, I'll be real good then. I have a dorm. I'll be straight, bro. Y' all crazy. So having zero dollars, y' all gonna go back to work?
Bishop
No, I come up with another plan.
DJ Wells
If I made one.
Bishop
Shout out to everybody up the way, man.
DJ Wells
Hold your head up. Yeah. Respect.
Colin Cowherd
And I ain't even no tough bro. But 1.5. I'm gonna go sit down, bro. I'm gonna figure something out, bro.
DJ Wells
All right. Yeah.
Bishop
That's why I was ever criminal. I'm nothing.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah. I can't be.
DJ Wells
Yeah. I'm wrapping my criminal ways down. Sophomore year. Yeah. This ain't for me.
Colin Cowherd
I just feel like Kobe was a good time for a lot of businesses, a lot of entrepreneurs and like that for some.
Bishop
Most definitely. But, man, the COVID lifestyle was crazy. People was really in the crib. I was people, and especially with us with kids. Everybody who got Covid babies. That was right before they started school.
Colin Cowherd
This DJ definitely follow the rules. I remember you had a party, and I picked this dj, got in my car with a mask on.
Bishop
I did.
Colin Cowherd
I owe my mama. Why wouldn't he go to your house as I feel.
DJ Wells
Why wouldn't he have a mask?
Colin Cowherd
You're about to be around 200 people at this Jeff T. House, bro.
DJ Wells
Hey, why is he tell.
Bishop
I had bouncing.
DJ Wells
It was my birthday ass.
Colin Cowherd
No, it was like.
DJ Wells
It was my birthday. It was my birthday as I real probably, bro.
Colin Cowherd
Got in the car, masked up, sitting in my. Like this. You know how they get in your car and just relax. No DJ in that like this. Soon as we get out the car, he. It's way more people here.
DJ Wells
Hey, I'm gonna pass that test.
Bishop
I've been the house a month.
Colin Cowherd
Turn up drinking, make it pl.
DJ Wells
I have people bringing their papers, bro. I think I. I did it wrong, though. I should have had somebody really in there swiping people.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, bro. You should have had a nurse in that mom.
Bishop
I mean, my family had like a fake little function.
DJ Wells
They had that little.
Bishop
His little gun, the thermometer.
DJ Wells
Mom was at the door, and they go get them. When I was sick, bro, My mama left me food at the. I already told her she Legit told me don't answer the door. Try to drive like she at the car. Bag it up like.
Colin Cowherd
Hilarious.
Bishop
That's why I said, bro. No, no slender for that bubble ring, bro. I know we get Laker slanted, bro. But that Laker ship counts, bro. Y' all had to hoop in that environment is insane, bro.
DJ Wells
Yeah, that was crazy. Congratulations to them, man.
Bishop
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Colin Cowherd
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Bishop
For sure. Man. Let's have some fun, man. Be here. What time is it, Barbie? Okay. Four episodes in a row.
Colin Cowherd
Solidify her job.
Ryan Seacrest
I'm getting a raise. I heard that before.
DJ Wells
I got everybody some raising cane.
Colin Cowherd
Quarter pound fl. Gucci, man.
DJ Wells
Hey, Tommy John.
Colin Cowherd
Damn.
DJ Wells
That's Tommy John. Tommy John.
Ryan Seacrest
You see it?
DJ Wells
Okay.
Bishop
Okay. What we got today?
Colin Cowherd
All right.
Ryan Seacrest
We are drinking LeBron. The steroids.
Bishop
The steroids.
Ryan Seacrest
What you was about to say?
DJ Wells
Lebron special, but close.
Colin Cowherd
I swear.
Ryan Seacrest
I was like, let me not put him anywhere, any. Because y' all gonna be like, she.
DJ Wells
Said the steroid slammer. Like, what the fuck is this?
Ryan Seacrest
LeBron's secret sauce. Drink up.
DJ Wells
He wasn't here before. I drink this secret sauce.
Colin Cowherd
Excuse me. We drinking LeBron.
DJ Wells
LeBron tequila. The Lobos.
Colin Cowherd
Respect.
DJ Wells
Y' all is weird. Cause she said, I heard her say the steroid something. I'm like, y'.
Bishop
All.
DJ Wells
Y' all gonna cut out that steroid. Me and Brian ain't on that. I would have been though, if he would. Anybody would have knew if any of y' all was on steroids in the league. I ain't telling me y' all weak.
Bishop
Because they didn't tap in.
DJ Wells
Yeah. Cause y' all ain't tapping.
Colin Cowherd
Let me see why they didn't say nothing now.
DJ Wells
I went with the court like Mark McGuire. I did not. I would feel like Bill Clinton. I did not have that woman.
Bishop
Hey, breaking news, right? Was hating on Bill, man.
DJ Wells
What's wilder, Bill? Never mind.
Bishop
Hey, this is Tiger.
Colin Cowherd
Just because he was Bill, but Bill OG though, at your work desk, under the table. Gotta be good.
Bishop
And you the president.
DJ Wells
He made scandal. Believable.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah. Facts.
Bishop
He was a real blueprint.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah. That's a legend, man. That is a goat in our time.
DJ Wells
He did what he's supposed to do. Yeah, what, lock everybody up? No, that's what he did. I was like, oh, never mind. No politics. That's what he did.
Bishop
Okay, Barb, what's in his drink?
Ryan Seacrest
We had it.
Bishop
God damn. Please tell me some juices, boy. I didn't take straight to Kiss. I said, please tell me some juices.
DJ Wells
Don't put me in every.
Ryan Seacrest
Pineapple juice. A little secret sauce.
DJ Wells
That's when you start saying the whole piece of the secret sauce, bro.
Colin Cowherd
I taste the grand caramino in it.
Ryan Seacrest
It's grand carmino, the reposado. And so it tastes so good, I didn't want to put too much.
DJ Wells
It tastes so good. Make you wanna slap it.
Bishop
Barbecue.
DJ Wells
You know what's funny, though?
Bishop
A Dude was smoking K2 upstairs.
DJ Wells
This.
Bishop
Morning was the craziest ever.
Colin Cowherd
I tell y' all how scary my goddamn co host is. All five of these. Let the at this my. Let the greet him and walk him in.
Ryan Seacrest
This y thought he was a guest.
DJ Wells
I was already down here. So we got.
Bishop
So we got to tell you how it happened. We all pulled up relatively at the same time this morning, right? You went in before?
DJ Wells
Yo, everybody.
Bishop
Yeah, this is Jeff.
Ryan Seacrest
Confused.
Bishop
So Jeff left the door crack for us to get in. I'll probably come in maybe about five, six minutes later. As I walk in, it's a homeless nigga, like, inside at the door. And I'm like, what the fuck? He got a blunt in his mouth with no weed.
DJ Wells
He feels like took it out the rabbit.
Bishop
He got a swisher with no weed.
DJ Wells
Burning his bitch in his mouth. Start lighting. He let me in.
Ryan Seacrest
I'm like, he let you in?
DJ Wells
I'm like, man, get the out. He got out. And I was like, hey, y', all, that was a whole here.
Colin Cowherd
I'm like, why is y' all doing.
Ryan Seacrest
Bro Politely walk out with all this.
DJ Wells
That's why I could. I left the door cracked. I'm thinking y' all coming in right after. Bro, I'm like, here, go to crack door. You ain't got to pull your keys out. So that's my fault. He was cool, though. Hey, he. Hey, this said he had a key. No, this.
Bishop
He had a whole bunch of keys in his. I'm like, this got a key?
DJ Wells
Like, what the. No told me. I said, what are you doing in here? Like, what were you doing? How did you get in? He said, I got a crack card down the street.
Bishop
A crack car.
DJ Wells
You like, what is a crack car? It's down the street.
Colin Cowherd
Hey.
Bishop
He had a snot bubble on his.
DJ Wells
And he would go in and out.
Bishop
Of English and talking to. How you get in here?
DJ Wells
I got a crack car.
Bishop
Yeah. And then he pulled out some rusty ass keys. Those aren't yours.
DJ Wells
He said, I got a crack card. I said, a crack.
Colin Cowherd
I hope you don't got a key to this.
DJ Wells
Hell no.
Colin Cowherd
I can't believe I just let that in like that, though.
DJ Wells
No, bro, it was a. I had the door cracking.
Colin Cowherd
D.J. instead of D.J. checking him, like right there. D.J. walked on.
DJ Wells
It's a homeless kid over here.
Bishop
I got this outside.
Colin Cowherd
All I did was hear DJ yelling we like the.
DJ Wells
Yeah. I was like, what are you yelling about? But yeah, I got the.
Bishop
I'm like, y' all know it's a.
DJ Wells
Just in here.
Bishop
I didn't know that the door was cracked. I'm like, this must have came from the second floor or some.
DJ Wells
Yeah. What are you saying to. He said he was on the second floor. Yeah. I'm like, damn.
Colin Cowherd
Up there. Why is he.
Bishop
Once he told me that he had had a doorcraft. Okay, that makes sense.
DJ Wells
But the was like.
Bishop
I'm like, what the.
DJ Wells
I'm like, that sparked up too. That mug was so strong. I had a headache. I said, boy, that Katie is nut, boy.
Ryan Seacrest
He's about to start getting ass naked off that K. Whatever, K2KD. Whatever the hell it is.
Colin Cowherd
They make you do some things.
DJ Wells
What you been up to, though?
Ryan Seacrest
Nothing. Just working. Got a lot of stories.
DJ Wells
It's a Patreon exclusive for you. Hey, we would want to holler at you. We lied. Yeah. Why? She getting nervous?
Ryan Seacrest
No, because I thought we was always live.
DJ Wells
She said.
Colin Cowherd
I said, we live today.
DJ Wells
She said, we not always love.
Colin Cowherd
How long you been here?
Ryan Seacrest
I don't know. I've been trying to figure out how long I've been here. See if it's time for a raise.
DJ Wells
Or not, it's always some raising cane.
Colin Cowherd
How much of a raise do you think you deserve?
Ryan Seacrest
We can talk about that off camera.
DJ Wells
Okay. Okay.
Colin Cowherd
I know it's about to be some Nah.
Bishop
So Joe button putting podcast me out there now. It's on the forefront now.
DJ Wells
Yeah. What? Joe getting anything a year? Joe makes 20 million a year.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah.
DJ Wells
The whole podcast or just Joe? No.
Colin Cowherd
Well, like about 18 and a half. Patreon makes a million a year.
Bishop
A million a month.
DJ Wells
A million a month?
Bishop
Yeah.
Colin Cowherd
A million month. I'm sorry.
DJ Wells
Oh, Patreon exclusive. We are up in Patreon. No, no, they don't filter.
Colin Cowherd
They don't filter. No, no, no. This ain't no pr.
DJ Wells
What y' all think about Tyler, the creator new album. Yeah. Listen.
Bishop
Yeah, it wasn't for me.
DJ Wells
It wasn't for you.
Bishop
I like Tyler, but I, I. It wasn't for me.
Colin Cowherd
I like the production, but I don't really listen to rap. I'm just right.
Bishop
I'm still locked in on the on the Cliffs album and the Step Brothers. You know what I'm saying?
DJ Wells
Yeah. I'm excited about the concert tomorrow.
Bishop
Yeah, I'm geek for the show.
DJ Wells
Hey, I've been listening to what's the Boy named? Jacob Lattimore.
Bishop
Yeah, his album was Fire.
Colin Cowherd
He's always that nigga.
Bishop
Solid, bro.
DJ Wells
Yeah, that album was. That album was w. Heard it tap in. Oh, you forgot you listen to Paramore. And I do.
Ryan Seacrest
But no, I really don't listen. I listen to old Wayne.
DJ Wells
Like, I really don't actually really skateboard. Yeah.
Ryan Seacrest
Unless if people put me on, then I listen to it.
Bishop
Wait, what's oh waiting to you? Because I know it's a little bit of an age discrepancy with us.
Ryan Seacrest
I really just listen to anything Wayne and R B.
DJ Wells
Okay, so like, what's your favorite Wayne.
Bishop
What'S your favorite way mixed up?
Ryan Seacrest
My favorite way. He can do no wrong in my eyes, I would have to say.
Bishop
Maybe it's your favorite though.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, say it louder too.
DJ Wells
They said they can't hear you.
Ryan Seacrest
My favorite Wayne is Carter 3. Dedication.
Bishop
Which dedication?
DJ Wells
All of them.
Bishop
You can pick one.
Colin Cowherd
This show's so good.
DJ Wells
This is what happens when you come.
Colin Cowherd
To your live three minutes before the show.
Bishop
I don't care.
DJ Wells
Yeah, okay.
Ryan Seacrest
But he can do no wrong.
Colin Cowherd
Okay, so what kind of R b are you? 90s or 2000s R B. What?
DJ Wells
What she listen to?
Bishop
Jlo.
Ryan Seacrest
I will go to the Ja Rule concert.
DJ Wells
I will too.
Bishop
Yeah, you want to Hear Ashanti, not JLo.
Colin Cowherd
Would you rather see Ja Rule or Nelly in concert, though?
Ryan Seacrest
That's all right. Probably Nelly, though.
DJ Wells
I'm gonna go to I'm. You. Y' all pick. I'm going to Ja Rule concert.
Bishop
No, I'm going Nelly. Yeah, I don't think you can lose either one. But I'm going Nelly.
Colin Cowherd
I'm for sure going to Nelly.
Bishop
Yeah.
DJ Wells
I mean, I'm gonna go to both, but I feel like Ja Rule got more songs. Do you think Ja got more songs than Nelly?
Colin Cowherd
No.
DJ Wells
What?
Bishop
Ja got a lot of hits, like, but I'm gonna say Nelly catalog is. Is fine.
DJ Wells
We're here now. We're here. Let's run them.
Colin Cowherd
Like, y' all know I'm bad with names and songs, so I don't know, but just.
DJ Wells
Just rap some of them like. It's a half a bill, son.
Bishop
Grammar is gun, smoke, Fire.
DJ Wells
Fire.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, yeah. Batter up. I mean, Air Force Ones.
DJ Wells
Air Force One's classic.
Colin Cowherd
Ja Rule don't have a tip drill.
Bishop
That is. That is true.
DJ Wells
A tip drill.
Bishop
Can I get it? But it ain't the same.
Colin Cowherd
Can I get a what?
Ryan Seacrest
What?
Bishop
That's not the same.
DJ Wells
He don't gotta. He don't gotta dance. He don't gotta dance. I'm trying to think of a song.
Bishop
That'S even called my. I don't even gotta. Nah, it ain't it.
DJ Wells
He don't gotta. He don't got a dancing song. Ja Rule. But Nelly ain't got a Mesmerize. I mean, Dilemma is kind of like that.
Colin Cowherd
I was just about to say Dilemma. Top tier.
DJ Wells
Okay, Go to Ja Rule. So beautiful.
Colin Cowherd
Kelly Rowland.
Bishop
Dilemma is like New York.
DJ Wells
Between me, you mesmerize.
Bishop
Between me, you.
DJ Wells
Yeah. Down ass. Nelly ain't got down ass between everything. Everything I do, man. Only song I know.
Colin Cowherd
Me and you inspire. That is no. Josh Legendary.
DJ Wells
Yeah, he got that New York Nelly.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah.
DJ Wells
I got 100 guns. 100 clips.
Bishop
But country Grammar is so crazy, bro.
DJ Wells
Country Grammar is crazy.
Colin Cowherd
Nelly don't have that.
DJ Wells
But he don't got 100 guns on the clips. I'm from New York. What about Country Grammar, man?
Colin Cowherd
That's. That was a.
DJ Wells
That's. Yeah, Dude, Ja Rule got a hot in here.
Colin Cowherd
No.
DJ Wells
Oh, we don't.
Colin Cowherd
John Rule don't have nothing for the white people to just staple and push.
DJ Wells
I wouldn't say that. White songs.
Colin Cowherd
It's getting hot in here. Like, Jason Tatum was warming up today. That was universal. I am getting so hot. I don't want to take my.
Bishop
And Nelly got a country here too.
Colin Cowherd
Do how you do yes, bro, Nelly is. They said driver ain't got a pimp juice. Oh me he don't pimp juice that production crazy.
Bishop
Want to put your feet Go back to J. That's that.
DJ Wells
Go back to J, bro. Go back to Ja Rule. Cat.
Bishop
I know everybody's supposed to be mad at him because he performed at the inauguration, but Nelly got.
DJ Wells
Yeah, no, no, we love. We love Nelly Politics. No smut.
Colin Cowherd
This ain't one of them.
DJ Wells
Just name. Name some of his songs, man. Cause it's murder. We hear now. It's murder. Holla hol every the pledge E Dub and J NYC body. What's love? What's love?
Bishop
What's love is crazy.
DJ Wells
That's a vibe. Rainy days I'm real the way Rainy days the way you.
Colin Cowherd
That's who should have verses should have been Nelly versus J, not him versus Fat Joe. That was a terrible matchup. Clap back we go.
DJ Wells
Yeah, that wasn't it.
Colin Cowherd
We going clap.
DJ Wells
That should have.
Bishop
We know that song, but it was spooky.
DJ Wells
Yeah, that. That was Nelly. I'm rolling with Nelly a little bit on that.
Colin Cowherd
I'm telling y', all, bro. Nelly is legendary because he gave you so much versatility.
DJ Wells
Yeah, Nelly just cause I ain't gonna.
Bishop
Lie them as a concert like them.
DJ Wells
That would be a fire. Oh, Thug.
Bishop
Oh, that's my.
DJ Wells
With Bobby Brown. He don't got a Thug loving. He don't got a th. Thug loving.
Bishop
He on.
DJ Wells
Got thug loving Nelly on God. Thug loving.
Ryan Seacrest
Brown was going crazy.
Bishop
Legendary.
Colin Cowherd
No, he.
DJ Wells
Oh, God. Irrelevant who.
Bishop
No, no. Hell no.
DJ Wells
Ludicrous. Hey, Ludicrous got them slaps too though.
Bishop
Ludicrous is a superstar, but I don't think he made him.
Colin Cowherd
Ludicrous is a To me probably a better rapper though. Especially a better feature rapper.
DJ Wells
Yeah, I don't think Nelly. Nelly got hits, but some of his hits didn't age well. Like don't buy one hear about let me see your grill but that was a hit when we was younger. Yeah, but like it was a hit but I'm saying like crazy at that time that was a fire came on.
Colin Cowherd
Pause on Lil John's album. It was. It's different. He that be a be a verse.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Colin Cowherd
Little Chris is. Is. Is shred Nelly so far as lyric.
DJ Wells
Fire up that drove is ludicrous.
Colin Cowherd
They run that in the. Yeah, yeah.
Bishop
But I'mma give Nell a little bit of more love in the situation. Cuz he had to do it out of a city that never really Had a popping artist like that Atlanta was having as well. But he put a whole city on Ludicrous.
Colin Cowherd
Went from a DJ to a rapper.
Bishop
Though I 1000% agree.
DJ Wells
He did put the whole St. Louis song.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah. Cause he put J Quan in a good realm. I actually own some real. And he probably watched the show. But I. I thought Murphy Lee was going to be as big as Shingi. I had high hopes how Murphy Lee used to come on all the tracks.
Bishop
Yeah.
Colin Cowherd
I really thought he was about to be cheeky.
DJ Wells
For real. I like Murphy Lee too. What the hook gonna be cold, bro. I don't need no hook on this.
Bishop
I know we can't say this on here, but Chingy is watching Murphy Lee because Chingy first album is crazy.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah. But so far as lyrically is.
DJ Wells
Classic.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah.
Bishop
Yeah, bro. He.
Colin Cowherd
He got I with Chingy. I was just saying like, I like.
DJ Wells
The way you do that. Right.
Colin Cowherd
When Murphy Lee dropped his. I thought it was gonna be you.
Ryan Seacrest
A chicken head at the holiday end.
DJ Wells
What we doing?
Colin Cowherd
I with J too.
Ryan Seacrest
I got a fake ID though.
Colin Cowherd
Crazy, bro. Because people.
DJ Wells
Keep pulling. They really don't.
Colin Cowherd
Kids don't don't have a 106 in park.
DJ Wells
Nah. Well, no, they don't. Nobody probably watch videos no more.
Bishop
You'd be surprised. It's not the same amount of like energy or budget into them. But them gas station videos be going up?
Colin Cowherd
Not yet. But I'm saying NBA young boy, you know that YouTube numbers is crazy.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Colin Cowherd
I'm saying we used to leave school.
DJ Wells
And watch go home.
Colin Cowherd
And 106 is probably part of our bro. Like AJ and free was a part of our life.
DJ Wells
Like my dream was to go Rocket park, bro.
Colin Cowherd
For real.
DJ Wells
Like I used to be like, bro, I want to get famous enough where they invite me in 106 in park, bro. Or TRL.
Colin Cowherd
I almost TRL was lit. My flight got delayed to New York, bro. I was supposed to see Blind Fury.
DJ Wells
Oh, he was my legend.
Colin Cowherd
Yes, bro. He used to snap on that motherfucker. We had got ticks, but our got delayed. But I don't feel like kids got that experience.
DJ Wells
Like when I seen mellow on like TRL and I'm like, if I. I gotta make it to the league so they can't be on trl, bro.
Colin Cowherd
Now trl, when I got to the.
DJ Wells
League, none of that exists.
Bishop
Yeah, I think if they still run, they invited us on there.
Colin Cowherd
Yes, bro.
Bishop
We had a blast on 160 bar.
Colin Cowherd
What? Hell yeah. We there now.
DJ Wells
I would have went to 106 and had a blast.
Bishop
Oh, yeah.
Colin Cowherd
Shout out to my gy G1 coming up off that deathbed.
Bishop
Did y' all see Drew Ski redoing the soul playing for the to announce this tour? Oh, yeah, bro. The budget is crazy, bro. I got for sure.
DJ Wells
Speaking of comedians, who's one of your favorite comedians?
Ryan Seacrest
Favorite comedians? I don't know.
DJ Wells
Well, who? You? You ain't grow up laughing.
Colin Cowherd
We was.
Ryan Seacrest
He didn't grow up laughing.
Colin Cowherd
I can't stand these soul sister Buff.
DJ Wells
You a even laugh like, we like sh.
Colin Cowherd
Y', all.
Ryan Seacrest
That comedian was probably dead when I was growing up.
DJ Wells
What? It's still out.
Ryan Seacrest
People are not watching. Like, yeah, they are.
Bishop
Yes, they are. They have Netflix specials everywhere.
Colin Cowherd
Come on, boy.
Ryan Seacrest
I don't.
Colin Cowherd
You're not 21.
DJ Wells
What cat Williams you talking about?
Ryan Seacrest
We used to watch all the Cat Williams.
DJ Wells
So which one made you laugh? You know, remember a joke? Let me see.
Colin Cowherd
She don't.
Ryan Seacrest
I'm gonna say something so fun. It's like, we can sit back there, say my hair in the jury. So you know it is bitch and the kid and the cereal.
Bishop
I don't know.
Colin Cowherd
But I hate that you just disrespected all the comedians. Like, what are you doing at home?
DJ Wells
Like, what do you do?
Ryan Seacrest
I'm literally now I just be a mom. Like, I don't really watch TV or nothing. I'm so bored.
Colin Cowherd
What's a personal hobby outside of being a mom? That's not even a hobby. What's a hobby?
DJ Wells
We know you smoke, but we know you smoke.
Ryan Seacrest
I really don't do. I go every now and then with my friends. That's about it.
Colin Cowherd
It Okay.
Ryan Seacrest
I really like.
Colin Cowherd
Cuz I seen you off that.
Ryan Seacrest
L. Yeah, I don't get that much.
Colin Cowherd
My almost got locked up shout out to my twin. My guy.
DJ Wells
Yeah. I ain't going to lie. You was turned when I seen.
Ryan Seacrest
Person.
DJ Wells
Hey. She was sweating. She said, what's up, J?
Ryan Seacrest
You said, I did the duck. What I did.
DJ Wells
He was doing a duck. Yeah. She started doing a dugout, like, right? He said, oh, your wife must be in here. I said, what? No, but why you so turned?
Ryan Seacrest
I had to be turned.
DJ Wells
She said, you don't never talk.
Colin Cowherd
Barbie. Barbie knows how to have a good time.
Ryan Seacrest
That's probably. I wouldn't speak to Jeff in person cuz he did not speak. So I So I had that been drunk.
DJ Wells
I was. I don't speak she like your wife. Your wife must be here, cuz you ain't even saying hi. I said, she's not.
Colin Cowherd
But she swear we be treating her Dusty. Yeah.
Ryan Seacrest
She think, no. Jeff is mean as. I wouldn't speak to him in public. He probably wouldn't speak.
DJ Wells
I don't mean as. All right, wait.
Ryan Seacrest
Everybody know that.
Colin Cowherd
That's crazy.
DJ Wells
I'm getting a little. That's why I said you to somebody earlier. But this was like. Well, you. This was when we first met her.
Ryan Seacrest
He said, one year. Y' all haven't been knowing before.
DJ Wells
I know, but this was like, when you went to that part. This was like five months ago.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, it was.
DJ Wells
That's. I probably didn't speak to you in here, did I? I probably just like. Well, hey.
Ryan Seacrest
Yeah, I'm getting used to it.
Colin Cowherd
You got to get a hobby, though, Barbie.
Ryan Seacrest
I know I do.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah.
Bishop
You can hide the chat, man. Get you some hobbies.
Colin Cowherd
Because you.
DJ Wells
You.
Colin Cowherd
You look like you be sewing this shit that's a little too hard.
Ryan Seacrest
I wish I could. I literally be at home fucking being a dinosaur and shit. Like, that's what I do. Corny dinosaur.
Bishop
When they at home land before time.
Colin Cowherd
When you see her, I'm like, when I had seen. I was actually. Besides me having to make sure, like, you and your homegirls were straight, like, that was cool. But I'm like, I never thought you had that much fun. Like, y' all had a blast at my party. So I with that.
DJ Wells
Like, I've just seen you sweating, and I. I've literally only seen you.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah.
DJ Wells
And you like, be here for 10 minutes. Yeah, but when I seen you sweating, I was like, hell, she was.
Colin Cowherd
At one point, I said, I know it's hot this, but Barbie got a shower.
Ryan Seacrest
I was sweating like that.
DJ Wells
You were sweating?
Ryan Seacrest
Yeah, I was doing the entire time is hot as it is.
Colin Cowherd
But.
Ryan Seacrest
I did not do that.
DJ Wells
I was like, y' all know me. I'm like the most anti person in the world.
Ryan Seacrest
Like, hey, why she dancing in front of me?
Colin Cowherd
Hey, My was turning that.
DJ Wells
Hey, you all right?
Ryan Seacrest
Most I ever spoke. Truly.
DJ Wells
Yeah. I'm like, she act like we know each other.
Ryan Seacrest
For real.
DJ Wells
For real. What's up, though? She drunk, though.
Bishop
Listen, man, I think I went to.
DJ Wells
You was like, Barbie in here drunk.
Colin Cowherd
I know. I said. I said, damn.
DJ Wells
You was like, I like, she sweating everything.
Colin Cowherd
Playing flag football this.
Ryan Seacrest
Oh, my God.
DJ Wells
Y. Shout out to Barbie.
Bishop
Shout out to Barbie. Thank you, Barbie. We appreciate you.
Colin Cowherd
You right on gagy.
Bishop
Oh, man.
DJ Wells
Now you like family now. Now we don't even invite you nowhere.
Ryan Seacrest
Nowhere. I'm coming to the concert tomorrow.
DJ Wells
How you going?
Colin Cowherd
I'mma come out the gate.
Bishop
Okay, we'll see you.
Ryan Seacrest
So don't walk past me. Let me walk into VIP with y'.
DJ Wells
All then y' all can you cool now you family at first. You know I got to. I got to figure out first, man.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, we got some tough time. You on?
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Bishop
Over under Barbie being on time tomorrow.
DJ Wells
Never. That's. That's dead. She probably missed the concert.
Colin Cowherd
She probably.
DJ Wells
Conc Barber concert at 8. We're at home 9:45 we we're leaving.
Colin Cowherd
Shout out to the guys coming in town though.
Bishop
Lito a trip lido and trip man tap in step brothers tour on the way. My boy is going crazy, man.
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Colin Cowherd
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DJ Wells
What else happened in the world, man?
Bishop
Hey, man, I want to ask y' all this question, you know what I'm saying? It's about that time bts for the fathers in the room. Y' all have any memories of y', all, you know what I'm saying? Back to school shoes or what's the go to back to school shoes to get your kids? Cause I was having a conversation amongst some parents, you know what I'm saying? And they was just like, the white Air Force one is the most requested, but kid, the parents don't want to buy it for their kids no more.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, I still get my kids forces though.
DJ Wells
I never been a forces getter. Nah. Even when I had my nephew nieces, Orion, I ain't getting no forces.
Bishop
The white Air Force one is not a good back to school shoot.
DJ Wells
That's gonna be done in the second day, bro.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, it's good for a first day pick though, though, man.
DJ Wells
That's it.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah. Shanice like taking pictures every day. I got three different kids, bro. So I literally buy every shoe in the store. Like my daughter is as 6. New Balance is my oldest, my youngest, she want to be. I'm like, ah. I don't know if I'm raising a stud or not. She's Jordan about me want to be.
DJ Wells
Fresh.
Colin Cowherd
You know what I'm saying?
DJ Wells
But don't do her like that.
Colin Cowherd
No, I'm saying my, my, my baby, she be wanting like, thank God for surely boy. Cause I thought she was going. I mean, I a know so she be wanting to be. She wanted to dress up and like one of the guys.
DJ Wells
I even know what the test I had to do on my knees to make sure she was straight.
Colin Cowherd
What?
DJ Wells
I was like, hey, what kind of purse you like? She was a purse. Like, yeah, purse. You're not a wallet. You want a purse? She said, oh, yeah, I like Gucci. I said, okay, yeah. That was my first test.
Colin Cowherd
I was like my, my oldest definitely Princess 100 love, baby. I love youngest too. But the young one, I don't know, bro. She played both sides. She confusing. She want a purse, bro. But she, she might get real dirty out there.
DJ Wells
She want some jack.
Colin Cowherd
She might get in three point stands too. So. I don't know, bro.
Bishop
Not baby girl.
DJ Wells
Powder puff.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, she. She all around. She athlete, my love. Small little athlete boy. So right now we still. We stillbox.
DJ Wells
Still wanted to be a girl, man.
Colin Cowherd
She was good at sports and she's a. She's a girly girl too. But she got a whole other side, bro. And girls. I feel like a lot of girls be tomboys when they, you know, when they younger. So we just. I'm waiting to see.
DJ Wells
I know we still loading, but the high school not having somebody that's in high school living with the crib, it's like, like they be wanting some different, bro.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah.
DJ Wells
Designer and bro.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah. Bobby tapped in off whites. Like just game some off white fives.
DJ Wells
Yeah, that's crazy, bro. Like, yeah, yeah.
Bishop
Where you look and see a mirror on the bus stop. That's crazy, bro.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, we ain't got there yet.
DJ Wells
N. Yeah, yeah.
Colin Cowherd
Shoe game. He going. He always going to be right though.
DJ Wells
All right.
Colin Cowherd
I counted the other day, I said, damn, boy, you got 50 pair. You good? You don't need. I don't need to take you school shop. You straight great. Run a lot of this back.
DJ Wells
He done. He's done.
Colin Cowherd
Bobby done. He's 16.
DJ Wells
Yeah, they all, everybody in that high school prim.
Colin Cowherd
We was all done at that age. I was 5, 7 and 16.
DJ Wells
You grew, bro.
Colin Cowherd
And you did your feet grow too though?
DJ Wells
I've been wearing a 12 since I was in seventh grade at 16. What grade?
Colin Cowherd
16.
DJ Wells
Sophomore year, junior year.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, a 10 and a half.
DJ Wells
11.
Bishop
Yeah, I wore an 1111 and my feet stopped growing ever since, literally.
Colin Cowherd
So when you at that age is cool?
DJ Wells
12. Seventh grade. I wore 12.
Colin Cowherd
And I only be wearing certain shoes a couple times, so I just give him the. So it kind of actually saved me money.
DJ Wells
And everybody thought I was gonna be six, five. I was like, yo, I've been this high since seventh grade.
Colin Cowherd
And that's a big ass seventh grader though.
DJ Wells
Bull. I thought I was about to be the one.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, Phil.
DJ Wells
And Phil was a little taller than me. I like, yeah, hey, bro, we both going to. We going to the league, bro. Facts we all about. And you see Bill 64. I'm like, Phil, you going to be 65. They say my uncles was six, seven.
Colin Cowherd
Like y' all was some big ass kids.
DJ Wells
We ain't grow.
Colin Cowherd
I was big though. I was 5, 10, 190, like in the seventh grade.
DJ Wells
Hey, they probably thought you about to be the best football player in the country.
Colin Cowherd
I knew my life. I knew my life stopped right there.
Bishop
That's where stop.
DJ Wells
Coach was like, yeah, that right there, that's the one.
Colin Cowherd
I don't want no smoking that.
DJ Wells
Stop playing basketball.
Colin Cowherd
Where your production section at? I was in the bed. Oh, me. Nah. But the shoes. I feel like kids is now just. They want all the new new we didn't even have. You know what's so crazy though, when we was kids, bro, I don't know unless you just grew up like super, super fancy. I never seen a Gucci offendi.
DJ Wells
Nope.
Colin Cowherd
A Louie and all this been around for years.
DJ Wells
I ain't see that till I got to college. First time I James Johnson had a Louis built. First time I ever seen Louis Vuitton.
Colin Cowherd
I seen this at Butler. Shout out my Pritchard. That had everything, bro. Burberry shirts, all that. I was like, damn.
DJ Wells
First time I seen any designer was.
Bishop
That I didn't see really no designer until like later in high school because I did jl. I was at pike in North Central. And North Central, they had like the rain boots. That was expensive. The North Face.
Colin Cowherd
Oh yeah.
Bishop
Like that I seen a little bit, but not really until college. Real. For real.
Colin Cowherd
Oh, yeah. If you had a North face, you was straight.
Bishop
You was on straight.
DJ Wells
You know what's crazy? I didn't have a coat in high school.
Colin Cowherd
Damn.
DJ Wells
Like, we just wore hoodies.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, I did.
Bishop
I had nothing. I definitely had a coat.
DJ Wells
I ain't wear coats. I just wore hoodies, bro.
Colin Cowherd
We wore first down senior year, I was in the Pelly.
DJ Wells
Yeah, like my coat. I wore hoodies, bro. I wore my pipe n zip up.
Bishop
Oh yeah. I had at least a racing jacket hoodie on underneath. That was thin. No, still, I had a iceberg.
DJ Wells
I never had a racing jacket.
Colin Cowherd
I had an iceberg let.
Bishop
I wanted the pelly real bad. I used to steal my brother aver.
Colin Cowherd
As in high school.
DJ Wells
I ain't wear coats. That's how we was. Like, we ain't really had no coat.
Colin Cowherd
I had a pelly cloth and a pilly leather. Shout out to rns menswear facts.
DJ Wells
I when I went to college, it wasn't really that cold in Carolina. I definitely didn't have no coat. But like, I dressed like this my whole life.
Colin Cowherd
I'm sweating. I never Wore hoodies, though.
DJ Wells
Hey, I ain't going to lie. When I got high school, all all my homeboys used to trap. So, like, I used to wear clothes in high school at first. Like, want to wear jeans and white tees. And it was my dog cam, you know, Killer.
Bishop
Yeah.
DJ Wells
He wore the same sweatpants every single day in a row.
Colin Cowherd
Damn.
DJ Wells
And I'm like, nah. And he getting every girl, girl. Every girl rocking with Killer. I'm like, yo, this Wore these pants 10 days in a row and is.
Colin Cowherd
Still kill my pocket.
DJ Wells
Oh, no. Exact pants. Like, why you see any same pants, bro? I was like, because I have like 30. And then you know what I said? I said to him one day, I was like, bro, you gonna wear them pants every day. He said, why not? And pulled out like 10,000. Said, I can buy some more.
Colin Cowherd
Ken was living a different life.
DJ Wells
Oh, yeah.
Bishop
Yes.
DJ Wells
He was having a. Yeah. He was having his way. Yeah, he pulled out about 10,000. I'm like, what? I'm saying, pull about 10 bands on me in high school. I'm like, damn.
Bishop
Yeah, he probably could have bought some more clothes, but the fact that we was making 13 an hour, that 10 bands trumped everything we was talking about.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Bishop
I was like, yeah, y' all go on the second shake.
DJ Wells
Yeah. I was like, damn. He looked at me with like, nigga, we going to school.
Colin Cowherd
I know.
DJ Wells
And my had his house arrest band. You know I ain't lying. I swear to God's back. And the sweatpants was raw. There was some academic sweatpants. Swear to God. It was hard. I'm like, them hard love cam.
Colin Cowherd
Them had a stitch.
DJ Wells
They probably stuck like a little kid.
Bishop
That is nothing worse than like, the people who did watch their PE Uniforms were fine.
DJ Wells
That be starts with the ax on me, bro. Not to call nobody out out. But that Corn, bro, you didn't wash your PE uniform for a whole year, bro. That stunk. Not to do him like that, bro. Cuz he probably grown with hella kids and probably smooth. Probably cool as hell. But corn, you know who you play running back for Pipe. You was cool as hell. But you never used to watch your own uniform that stank. Like, what year, Jeff?
Colin Cowherd
What number was it at this point?
DJ Wells
He know. Corn.
Bishop
Corn.
DJ Wells
My son go to P. Shout the corn good, dude.
Bishop
Shout out to my dog.
DJ Wells
But he just. Bro, he just used to put it back in.
Colin Cowherd
And we got a lot of shorts. And for our pe, we did.
Bishop
We got one set. You had to buy extra?
DJ Wells
Yeah, we had to buy.
Colin Cowherd
We had three. Yeah, we had multiple.
DJ Wells
Yeah. Oh, no. Pike. Whoa. No, no, no.
Bishop
It was not Ripple.
Colin Cowherd
Was way more poor than pipe. But I. I had multiple.
DJ Wells
Yeah, I had multiple.
Colin Cowherd
We had to buy them, though.
DJ Wells
Yeah, you had to buy. Yeah, you had to.
Colin Cowherd
One, and then you could buy the extra.
Bishop
I had.
DJ Wells
You had to buy yours at our pipe. You had. It wasn't.
Bishop
No, it was one spider issue. The rest was off dribble.
DJ Wells
No, no, they ain't a standard. You had to buy your p. Your uniform.
Colin Cowherd
PE Uniform. I don't know.
DJ Wells
They like, you got to buy this. That's why people didn't have one.
Colin Cowherd
I got my at orientation.
Bishop
Damn.
DJ Wells
On everything pike made you buy, you ain't get no.
Bishop
What's crazy is imagine at 9 o', clock you doing the most stinkiest, dumbest all day. And if you wouldn't change the rest of the day, you just start your day off terrible.
Colin Cowherd
I use my mama. God bless my mama. She used to put the dove in my. Every day. I had a wash rag and d. I used to wash up in the sink, bro. Bro.
DJ Wells
Oh, you spoiled for real.
Colin Cowherd
I was super spoiled.
DJ Wells
Oh, everything I love, bro.
Colin Cowherd
I had put my clothes on St.
DJ Wells
APC first period, bro. Starting your day off, bro. I never lift away, bro. Ask anybody in my class, bro. I used to be sitting in the corner like. They be like, jeff, you're never gonna be Greg Middleton. Shout out to you. Tell me every day you ain't gonna be him in a weightlifting coach. Cuz I never lift.
Colin Cowherd
Damn. I never.
DJ Wells
I did Coach Clock Clark. They tell me every time you ain't gonna be. And then Coach Clark left to go coach at Warren.
Bishop
Yeah.
DJ Wells
And I gave him 42 points, three quarters. And I told him, you ain't. Cause these strong as hell and they suck.
Colin Cowherd
Nah. Yeah, I never. My mama kept dove in the wash rag in my. I washed up every day. Damn it.
DJ Wells
After gym, did y' all had to swim?
Colin Cowherd
No, we didn't have no pool.
DJ Wells
Yeah, we had to swim. That's the only time. That's the only time I had to like, hey, bring a wash rag and stuff. Cuz we had to swim.
Bishop
I took it in the summer. So I was like, bro, I'm not about to go swimming. Smack the rest of my.
DJ Wells
I had to swim. Shout out to jail. Jelly was in my class. She was on her period for a whole six months. J told the lady she was on her period every time we had to swim. Yep, on my period. She was on her period for six months.
Colin Cowherd
That lady should have made J get in that. The shower. Stop that period. Me and my would have had a time if we had a pool, man.
DJ Wells
Scared for my.
Bishop
You had to do the test, bro. You had to swim to the bottom, grab your little brick, whatever, come back.
DJ Wells
Up, had to jump off.
Colin Cowherd
We was lifeguards though, so we did that.
DJ Wells
I was in there mad, boy.
Colin Cowherd
My had lifeguard jobs.
DJ Wells
I could swim, but I wouldn't.
Bishop
That was a player at summer job.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah. Hell yeah, bro.
DJ Wells
Y' all had summer jobs? Yeah, I had a job.
Colin Cowherd
I a had to work. But my worked like during school. And that's why I know. I'm like, boy, God bless my family, cuz I couldn't have no job during school. I was nothing.
DJ Wells
What job you had in the summer when you was in high school?
Colin Cowherd
A lifeguard. That was it.
Bishop
I worked at Marquette Manor, which is.
DJ Wells
A. I was there when everybody.
Bishop
Yeah, that used to be.
DJ Wells
They had bobs. Everybody worked in that.
Bishop
Great job.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, of course.
DJ Wells
All the girls was in there.
Colin Cowherd
All the hoes worked at that.
Bishop
Yeah. Marque Manor was elite, if you know. You know. But then me and my cousins, we worked at the Kroger right there on township line. Used to have a ball on that, bro.
DJ Wells
Me and all my guys worked at that meer, bro. Everybody that went to my school would pull up with their parents at that meer, bro. Be crying, laughing.
Colin Cowherd
That's crazy.
DJ Wells
How you getting carts? They be like, you out here getting carts? Hurts. Yeah. I'll be like, yeah, wait. Wait till you see me come coming to school though.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah.
DJ Wells
My paycheck was $90. Yeah.
Colin Cowherd
My mom always said, just be a kid, son.
DJ Wells
That.
Colin Cowherd
That money ain't. It was because you made 90.
DJ Wells
I made 90 bucks a week, bro.
Colin Cowherd
I was good.
DJ Wells
I couldn't buy no Jays.
Colin Cowherd
My pops was hitting my hand every week. Here, son. Just washed.
DJ Wells
I found a way, though. Oh, I found a way.
Colin Cowherd
Use a booster.
DJ Wells
The block started calling.
Colin Cowherd
I could not work in high school, bro. I said, my used to have jobs, bro, but they had different lives to me. But that's like, damn, bro, you do gotta go to work.
Bishop
Yeah, my parents is on some.
DJ Wells
Bro.
Bishop
You. You can work a certain amount during the week. Weekends, they wouldn't trip. It's like during the week, bro. You can't work that many hours. But I bought too much in high school.
Colin Cowherd
I was Richie Rich in the hood, bro.
DJ Wells
I only. I only worked in the summer anyway. Cause I had basketball.
Colin Cowherd
Nothing, bro.
Bishop
Yeah. I was trying to buy kicks and a racing jacket every two weeks. Weeks I was on that.
DJ Wells
I. That's why I like Mar, though. You got paid every week. Every week. I was going to owe Charlie.
Colin Cowherd
They could have paid you for the year. $90 a week here. Just. Just come with us.
DJ Wells
Damn near, bro. Everything damn near. I ain't going to lie.
Bishop
Even as an adult, bro, Getting paid week to week is totally different than bi weekly, bro. That is a different type of lifestyle.
DJ Wells
I love by week.
Colin Cowherd
Because it taught you this for though, bro.
DJ Wells
I needed that 90 year discipline, bro. Now for sure, huh?
Colin Cowherd
No, that helped because we once a.
DJ Wells
Month, allegedly, we do once a month. Boy, you be.
Colin Cowherd
Hey, you know what we get paid at? They make sure we get paid at the end of the month. Gotta hold on.
DJ Wells
The last single day. Don't let that one day come a little bit early in the month. Say H. Yeah. Still next week, we don't let it be a 30. 31st within the next month.
Colin Cowherd
That last day on Tuesday, we tired. I remember DJ said, hey, what the going on?
DJ Wells
They said, well, yeah, it came around.
Bishop
A little bit quicker.
DJ Wells
What?
Colin Cowherd
Love to the family, man. You know, who got crack jokes on y', all. But that really be happening, though.
DJ Wells
Bye. It be happening, but when you get.
Colin Cowherd
Paid on some real shit. When you get paid weekly, bro. Bro, you kind of like.
DJ Wells
I don't know, you feel like you trapping.
Colin Cowherd
You do, but it's like at the same time, it's like it. I get paid next week.
DJ Wells
Yeah, I like that. I like that. I was on that like, you know, I'm about to get 36 hours in this week. I know. I know. I'm about to.
Bishop
I'll get two pair of shoes this week. I'll make up for it next week.
DJ Wells
I'm good. Oh, God. I got. Only thing I could buy at that time was Air Force Ones or New Balances because I only got $90.
Colin Cowherd
Damn. How much was y' all putting in your gas tank Things?
DJ Wells
My mom used to give me 20 because I went to work.
Colin Cowherd
Would that last you for a while?
DJ Wells
I had a Camry.
Colin Cowherd
Just freshman year this junior year.
Bishop
Yeah. I ain't had to wait till late senior year. So I was having. No, I'm saying hit my dad's name. He was cool about it. He was like, I'm just happy you ain't asking me for.
DJ Wells
I'll take you to work, man.
Colin Cowherd
We just turned 16. We was in whips driving to school.
DJ Wells
They gave you gas money?
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, I was driving to school sophomore year on my mom.
DJ Wells
That's why he liked it. My Camry was a 600, bro.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, I was Spoiled. I'll never. I'm from the jungle on my mama, but I never disrespect my household. My parents was good growing up. That's why you act like that, bro.
DJ Wells
I was spoiled when I was young, but when I got older, that was dead. Like when I was a kid, kid, I had everything. That's why we came.
Colin Cowherd
My friends humbled me though. Like my friends didn't have growing up, bro. So I. I wasn't able to like, go crazy. But if I grew up in like caramel and bro, I've been different, bro.
DJ Wells
I was a kid.
Bishop
Pack hand would have been different.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, bro.
DJ Wells
My mama, when I was a kid, kid, we had. I had trampoline, concrete, basketball court. We always had a basketball court. I ain't going to lie.
Colin Cowherd
Used to come home six, seven pairs of shoes, bro. But I'm like, damn, my ain't got it. I'm going just go ahead and dish out.
DJ Wells
Come home to that. I had six, seven living with me. But when I got high school n I it was fresh every day. Oh, that different. What? We ain't getting nothing. What?
Bishop
See, my parents went too tapped in, so I mean, I always had everything I a have to worry about. My older brother was trapping though, so I was getting Jordans and game systems in elementary school, it was up my mama.
DJ Wells
We got. I got high school when the mattered.
Colin Cowherd
My dad. My dad did good by me keeping me in the hood cuz I would be a piece of if I grew up in Fishers or qu.
DJ Wells
Yeah, I wish I did. I ain't going to lie. When I was little, I was spoiled as bro. Did you c in the hood, ej?
Bishop
Nah. And like, I was middle of class. All my family live in the hood.
Colin Cowherd
Next to me had roaches and about to get evicted there the other day.
DJ Wells
Ah, no, we a had no roaches.
Bishop
I live right behind Mayfield. We was in Mayfield and I live right behind Mayfield.
DJ Wells
Right there.
Bishop
I'm 46, high school.
DJ Wells
I lived in Gateway. I lived the other. I lived on the other side of Mayfield, though.
Bishop
Yeah. Yeah. I bust went through this neighborhood and.
DJ Wells
Yeah, look Mark.
Colin Cowherd
I mean, Mike. Yeah.
DJ Wells
Cuz little Eric and them went to Cold Spring Y and they live right behind me.
Bishop
Yeah, I bus literally came cuz they had times, y'.
Colin Cowherd
All. Like, let Mike tell us the origin he had. I a feel you.
DJ Wells
Yeah, you looked at hob, right? I did. I was blessed, but I was. It was cool. Eric and them have a little like we had. We had a.
Bishop
They just had a lot of people that house.
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DJ Wells
We had a 1, 2, 3, 4. We had a four bedroom and one bath. Damn four bedroom, one and a half bed. We had a half bath downstairs.
Colin Cowherd
Little House on the Prairie.
DJ Wells
Four bedroom, one and a half was.
Bishop
The bathroom with the. With the shower in the parents room. See, I had to go in there.
DJ Wells
No, it was like when you first came up the steps. It was the bathroom room with the shower. Then my sister had a room. My other sister had a room. Me and Marcus shared. Me, Marcus and my brother Terrell shared the room. My mom and dad had a room.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, it was just me and my parents.
DJ Wells
And then my. We had one of them things outside. Like what you call that where it's like a. In cage outside. I don't even know.
Colin Cowherd
I didn't do no Porsche. I don't know.
DJ Wells
Yeah, we had like a porch screen. Screen in porch. And we like. We had like a screen. A screen in porch. And my grandmother lived there.
Bishop
Oh, yeah. Separate room.
DJ Wells
And then my cousin Kawana live. She lived wherever. Wherever. It was some space, I guess.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, that bathroom always stunk.
DJ Wells
No, my mama. My mama clean, bro. You had to clean the. Like, after you use that, you had to clean it. Yeah, my mama was. My mama mean as not now, but when we was little, bro, she was. She was Michael Jackson daddy in the house. Like, you got them towels up there, Tito. You left that towel like, my mama beat your ass.
Colin Cowherd
That's how I am, bro. I don't play that, but that's kind of hard. I didn't live with that many people. We didn't have that many bathrooms. But it was just me and my folks, though. We had foster kids, Kawan.
DJ Wells
My cousin Brittany lived with us in that same house.
Colin Cowherd
Damn.
DJ Wells
My cousin. Yeah, my cousin Brittany lived with us. My cousin Ebony lived with us.
Colin Cowherd
That's why I always tell people, bro. I say, yeah, I. It wasn't destined for me, but it was definitely destined for Jeff Teague to make it to the end. I kind of. My life was kind of, you know.
DJ Wells
I mean, it was. It wasn't up. It was cool.
Colin Cowherd
It wasn't up. I'm just saying you was using, bro. Seven people using one bathroom is crazy.
DJ Wells
You ain't think about it, though.
Colin Cowherd
I know, but I'm saying your life wasn't fucked up. But when you look at it, you was like.
DJ Wells
Like, when Mooc said it, I was like, damn, we did only have one bathroom, like, but we ain't think about it. That's why I used to commit church all the time.
Colin Cowherd
It's crazy, bro.
DJ Wells
Yeah. My sister say, stay in that bathroom as long as you can.
Bishop
Yeah, well, my My brother started getting outside shit.
DJ Wells
I had my own.
Bishop
Well, I had. Anyway. I had my own bathroom my whole life.
Colin Cowherd
That's great, bro.
DJ Wells
Me and Mook had bum beds. That shit was home.
Colin Cowherd
Food was good. Rap ready. It was different, bro.
DJ Wells
Damn, man. That was crazy. We had a full time bum bed.
Bishop
Damn.
Colin Cowherd
You had home cooked meals every day. Oh, my mama, bro. I came home to steaks. My. That watch the pod my close. Everybody's in my wedding, bro. That grew up with me will tell you, bro. My house was the fun house. Me and my sauce. He stayed on 23rd in Kingwood. I live 40th on 41st and Grayson, bro. My mama fed everybody. My daddy took care of the block, bro. Facts.
DJ Wells
Maybe I need to go to therapy. Yeah.
Bishop
Early on. My mom was deaf on that. We probably ate out on the weekends, but probably Monday through Friday. My mom was definitely.
DJ Wells
Nah, that was never.
Bishop
The tea was whipping up for sure.
DJ Wells
My mama and daddy. My mama make food on like a Wednesday. My dad took.
Bishop
We was.
DJ Wells
Did everything with basketball. My dad was a high school coach. So we went to the gym every day. We ate McDonald's every day of my life.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah.
DJ Wells
Nah, I probably ate McDonald's from 3 years old to like 12 at least 5 times every day.
Colin Cowherd
Because we. We all used to mob up 15 deep and walk to Short Ridge every day. We used to go pick up each other from each other's house in sixth through eighth grade and walk to school and we just stop at McDonald's on the way there. And then everybody walk back home and we'll stop it. But that's the only time I ate McDonald's, man.
DJ Wells
From like. I ate McDonald's for like six years straight. Probably three times. Three or four times a week.
Colin Cowherd
Damn. I just thought about that. I would never let my kids walk to school. School. And I used to walk across the tracks.
DJ Wells
I went to 109. You couldn't even. There was no bus.
Bishop
There was no neighborhood.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah. Was no bus going.
DJ Wells
I had to walk every single day. We used.
Colin Cowherd
Had to walk across 38th street from 40th to 34th and Meridian every day.
DJ Wells
Walk my walk. My walk from my house to 109 was like 15 minutes. Yeah.
Bishop
I was going to say it was no.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Bishop
And that was walking through a neighborhood.
DJ Wells
Yeah. I used to walk through the neighborhood.
Bishop
And if you don't know the west side, the 38th street in Indianapolis is Little Mexico.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Colin Cowherd
My life, bro.
Bishop
Yeah. Them apartments is right.
DJ Wells
There have always been no disrespect to Landon and Lamont. They little brother got killed cause of that.
Colin Cowherd
Damn.
DJ Wells
He said racial slur to one of them driving.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah.
DJ Wells
They grabbed him. Grabbed his coat and dragged him down the street. We was in. I was in fifth grade.
Colin Cowherd
Wow.
DJ Wells
We had to go. Our school was so fried. Like, they made us walk till they. His funeral. He had a funeral?
Bishop
Yeah. Visual. Yeah.
DJ Wells
And we had to. The whole school walked and did it and had to go through and see the visual. I don't think my mama okay that. Yeah, they definitely didn't. I was like, they definitely.
Bishop
There was no waivers for that.
DJ Wells
They definitely.
Colin Cowherd
My mother was never letting me do it on like that.
DJ Wells
No, we did it, though.
Bishop
It's crazy now, cuz.
DJ Wells
That's cr. Me and Britney turn was talking about it.
Bishop
Kids have phones and now. And we wouldn't let our kids walk nowhere. And we used to walk everywhere.
Colin Cowherd
I ain't let my kids walk from 41st and Grayson to no 34th and Meridian.
DJ Wells
Damn. That's crazy.
Colin Cowherd
Not dope. Slowly.
Bishop
It's crazy. Times change, man. Shout out to parents, man. Gearing up for school for sure. All right, man. Before we get out here, I want to ask y' all this question already. There's a video of his father. He. That younger kids may be elementary. He took his kid, you know I'm saying, to square with a kid in the neighborhood, but he took both the kids with him. You know what I'm saying? He's like, hey, y' all go. Y' all gonna roll y' all fairways. You know what I'm saying? We ain't gonna know animosity. I'm get out the way. And the young kid beat up both the brothers. I want to ask y' all why.
DJ Wells
They ain't jumping simple right now. Oh.
Bishop
D said no. I guess y. Y' all gonna. Ain't none of that. Y'.
DJ Wells
All.
Bishop
We. Y' all ones.
DJ Wells
But never in my household.
Bishop
I was here to say. I know most people household you getting joke. But are we missing the old days of squabble?
DJ Wells
Because now all these kids got switches and fighting dead.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, fighting dead. I mean, was getting killed my freshman year of high school, though. That's why I be different. I have different, like, opinions about, like, guns. And my close friends was dying when we was 14. Yeah.
Bishop
So.
Colin Cowherd
So gun's been around my, like, my situation.
Bishop
Yeah.
Colin Cowherd
Was fighting. Yeah. But was dying too. Like a. Yeah. Literally sharp. My George, he got shot in the back of our head, bro. We was in school probably a month maybe after a party. So. Yeah. I don't.
DJ Wells
People was Dying back then, but it was more fighting. Yeah, but way my family was and my cousins, everybody like, you talking. My cousin Brad, Brandon, Me and him from different. Like, where you from and where I'm from, they ain't get along like his homeboys and my homeboys, we was talking about today. That's crazy. We brought this up. They ain't get along. Like, Ben Davis didn't mess with, like, some of the Northwest cats. And even though I went to Pike, I hung out with people that went to Northwest. Yeah. Dang. Yeah. And then the school I went to, nobody got along with them two. Didn't get along with that group. You know what I mean? Like, north side. You know, north side.
Colin Cowherd
All that was beefing for sure, when we was growing up.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Bishop
So they was within a mile, right. To every school.
DJ Wells
You could have went to all these schools, right?
Colin Cowherd
Yeah.
DJ Wells
So we. And Brandon was talking about today, like, bro, we ain't like y'. All. And I was like. We was cousins. And like, he was like, yeah, damn.
Bishop
Be out of pocket.
DJ Wells
No, he was like, yo, obviously, when I seen him, it's like, it's my cousin. We hug each other. What's up, my boy? But we'd be looking at each other, and I'll be like, that's like, ah, what's up? And he'd be like, phil, what's good? And then. Then he see. The rest of them would be like, well, yeah. Which I. You know what I mean? It's like, that's true.
Colin Cowherd
That's a real life thing, though.
DJ Wells
I'm like, damn, my cousin, bro.
Colin Cowherd
People shout out to cuz Billy, bro. 36. And Kenwood is. You can literally walk. We used to walk past Kenwood, get sh. Bro. Kenwood versus Boulevard was a real thing.
DJ Wells
Oh, yeah?
Bishop
Yeah.
Colin Cowherd
Real battle facts, bro.
Bishop
A real battle.
Colin Cowherd
And we was all in. We all 46208 state, bro. So I. I know where you coming from.
DJ Wells
Yeah, I used to just be. And then pike versus, like, North Northwest versus Fight.
Colin Cowherd
That's why that rival game was so.
DJ Wells
It was so crazy. Even, like, Ben Davis, pike, and they. I don't know what they be. I wasn't around them. But, like, the Northsiders, like, when I would hang, I'll be with my guys. We go to the fair or something.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah.
DJ Wells
And I would see them, like, even your nephew.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah, rp.
DJ Wells
But, like, he. He'll be like, what's up, T? I be like, yo, what up, the rest of them? I used to be like, oh, here we go. Here we go. Them niggas to be like, what?
Colin Cowherd
What are y'?
DJ Wells
All? I be like, please, please. We about to he. I'll be back. You know, he was. He was cool as hell. But the beefs was so like, man, I went to school. I was like, man, I'm just going this way, bro.
Bishop
Used to suck, cuz. In my immediate family. My daddy side of family, all from the land. And then my mama's side of film is all from hville. And they never got along. I'm like, y' all live five minutes away from literally.
Colin Cowherd
I wonder if it's like that across the country.
DJ Wells
Like, I mean, I imagine, like, hood's beefing. I imagine we didn't have gangs.
Colin Cowherd
And I mean, yeah, LA is like, gang related, though. But I'm like, all right. We Neighborhoods was beefing.
Bishop
Yeah, I could.
DJ Wells
Yeah, that was. That was.
Colin Cowherd
If you was from Post Road, it was up.
DJ Wells
That's what. That's one area that me and my guys. I don't care. They can say what they want. We never went out eating east, bro. We never went out.
Bishop
See my brother when he was 19, he had a park right there on 30th, the Midhoffer. Then he moved to 38th and Post. Then he was.
DJ Wells
Like, I remember we went out east. I see some girls. But, like, going out east was like, out of state.
Colin Cowherd
Karen Chows.
Bishop
Yeah.
DJ Wells
Trash said. It's like that everywhere.
Bishop
Yeah, I guess it's probably like that everywhere.
DJ Wells
Yeah. Like, going out of, like, going post roads. Like, going out of state, bro. Especially with our gas, like, oh, fast. I ain't have enough money to go out east, bro.
Bishop
I was always out east. I stopped playing the walking and start playing it.
Colin Cowherd
Micah used to be post Roll like a. Back in the day, Hallville used to be like a nothing on Post Road.
DJ Wells
Like, I ain't even had no issues. Nobody out there. I just. That's what you grew up.
Bishop
Yeah, you just grew up. It was west side.
DJ Wells
Everybody else, yeah.
Colin Cowherd
Across 16th street is literally three blocks away, but it's still cross 16.
Bishop
Now, I ain't from over there, but my family is. But I never understood that you would cross 16. That used to be a real problem for people.
Colin Cowherd
I guess it's across 16th both ways, right? It's one street. So people over there be like, no.
DJ Wells
Them from across 16th, and people over.
Colin Cowherd
Here is like, them from across the.
Bishop
That's like Sunset beefing with Longs.
DJ Wells
That's crazy. Literally.
Bishop
Like, that's literally.
DJ Wells
And that's why I always stay the Away from there, cuz I said Y' all all live next door to each other. What is the problem? I was. And then, like, it didn't like being from the west side. If you wasn't from that part of the west side. They say you ain't from the west side. Like, well, technically, yes, I am. Yes, I am. Like, technically, I really live out west, bro. Like, since we're here, is.
Colin Cowherd
Is really, like, not.
DJ Wells
But no, that don't. That is the west, bro. What? What? Where is it at, then? So you live in Avon?
Colin Cowherd
You from the west side?
DJ Wells
No, no, that's far. That's far. Far west.
Colin Cowherd
Good question, though.
Bishop
You literally are.
DJ Wells
But that's, like, far.
Colin Cowherd
I'm just saying.
DJ Wells
That'S like a From car is nowhere near Avon, bro. If you live in Speedway, you from the west side?
Colin Cowherd
Yes, I'm mama.
Bishop
You.
Colin Cowherd
Yes.
DJ Wells
Yes, you are. How far is Speedway from Hallville? How far is Speedway from Hollywood?
Bishop
Speedway is three minutes from northwest.
DJ Wells
How far is the way from Longs?
Colin Cowherd
From long?
DJ Wells
Yeah, I think it's like three minutes, three miles. No, my gym is literally like a mile away from Longs, bro.
Bishop
If you live on high school road, you're on the west side.
Colin Cowherd
Yeah. Oh, me? You are?
DJ Wells
Yeah, bro.
Colin Cowherd
That's a fact.
Bishop
Niggas went to go to the west.
Colin Cowherd
Rink on high school to get to speed. Anyway.
DJ Wells
Yeah, yeah.
Colin Cowherd
Mike tweaked Mike.
DJ Wells
He wilding, bro.
Colin Cowherd
He one of them hood.
DJ Wells
We get it. Y' all was robbing each other. Y' all live next door to each other. We get it. Damn, bro.
Bishop
I fought for that same gas station.
DJ Wells
I respect it, but I used to say I was at church over there, so you know. You know how I like. Yeah, this boy. Hey, they treacherous over here, boy.
Colin Cowherd
Shout out to Dirty Friendship.
DJ Wells
Yeah, and I used to go to that boys and girls club, though.
Bishop
Is this still around?
DJ Wells
I mean, we bought it, though.
Colin Cowherd
He ended up buying it.
DJ Wells
Yeah, I bought it. Donate to the church.
Bishop
That's fire. Full circle moment.
Colin Cowherd
Shout out to Pastor Cuberson.
Bishop
Boy, love you for sure, man. What we got here? Be here. Tell the people that can grab some merch at man.
Colin Cowherd
Shopclub520.com baby. Appreciate y' all tap in.
Bishop
Y' all know the vibes, man. Before we out here. Boost Mobile 25 Unlimited nationwide. Man, shout out to everybody who've been pulling up to Boost Mobile shouting us out, man. Make sure they take care of that bill. Last but certainly not least, man, hop in with the twitch, man. Malcolm on there going crazy. Hopefully he can get back in college football. It's been quiet, man. You know what I'm saying? We trying to love to Drake my boy. He gotta get back in the lab, man.
DJ Wells
And shout out to Patreon.
Bishop
Yeah, Patreon. Live with it.
DJ Wells
We appreciate y'. All.
Bishop
Shout out to everybody in the chat. Chat going crazy for sure. We're gonna do this more often, man. We're gonna give y' all some power. Let y' all ask some questions, man. Some.
DJ Wells
Let's answer some questions from the chat real quick. Okay? 5G nationwide not just in your hood.
Bishop
Hey turn up.
DJ Wells
I like that. I like that said that.
Bishop
Yeah.
DJ Wells
You nationwide.
Bishop
We not give you no credit but.
DJ Wells
We are taking that Pato locus or p. Yeah.
Colin Cowherd
Spanish community.
Bishop
Okay.
DJ Wells
He. He definitely in the chat for Patreon because it's like we wanted to make sure we show love to Patreon. That ain't none. Okay. Shout out hell, people talking in the chat next time.
Bishop
N for the question mark. We appreciate y'.
DJ Wells
All.
Bishop
We be back next time.
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Podcast Summary: Club 520 - Jeff Teague Clarifies Viral LeBron James Steroid Allegations
Release Date: July 24, 2025
Introduction
In this episode of Club 520, hosts Colin Cowherd, DJ Wells, and Bishop engage in a candid and humorous discussion surrounding a viral clip alleging that NBA star LeBron James was on steroids during his time with the Miami Heat. The conversation delves into the implications of such rumors, the role of social media in spreading misinformation, and personal anecdotes reflecting on their own experiences and perceptions of sports legends.
Viral Allegations and Social Media Impact
The episode kicks off with Colin Cowherd bringing up a viral post claiming that LeBron James was using steroids, a statement that garnered significant attention on social media platforms.
This claim led to widespread backlash, prompting Jeff Teague to publicly clarify the misinformation. The hosts express their frustration with how quickly unfounded rumors can spread and the challenges in managing one's reputation in the digital age.
Personal Reflections and High School Memories
The conversation shifts to more personal territories, with the hosts reminiscing about their high school days, sports experiences, and the dynamics of their upbringing.
They discuss the importance of perseverance, the impact of their environments on their career trajectories, and the lessons learned from their past. These reflections provide a backdrop to understanding their current perspectives on sports figures like LeBron James.
Cultural Shifts and Youth Behavior
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to analyzing how today's youth differ from previous generations, especially in terms of social interactions, fashion choices, and societal expectations.
The hosts highlight the contrast between their hands-on experiences with challenges and the seemingly insulated lives of today's young athletes and influencers. They question whether modern advancements and societal changes have diluted the authenticity and resilience once required to succeed.
Humor and Banter
Throughout the episode, the hosts maintain a light-hearted and humorous tone, often poking fun at each other and sharing inside jokes. This camaraderie not only entertains but also underscores the close-knit relationship among the hosts.
These interactions provide a relatable and engaging atmosphere, making the podcast accessible even to those unfamiliar with the hosts' backgrounds.
Conclusion and Takeaways
As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on the importance of truth in public statements, the responsibility of athletes as role models, and the enduring legacy of sports legends like LeBron James.
The discussion emphasizes the need for credible sources in the dissemination of information and the lasting impact that myths and rumors can have on an individual's career and public image.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
Final Thoughts
This episode of Club 520 offers listeners a blend of insightful commentary on sports culture, the influence of social media, and personal stories that highlight the hosts' unique perspectives. By addressing the viral allegations against LeBron James and intertwining their own life experiences, the podcast delivers both entertainment and thoughtful reflection on the complexities of modern sports and celebrity.
Recommendation
For those interested in the intersection of sports, media, and personal narratives, this episode provides a comprehensive and engaging exploration of how legends are perceived and the truths behind viral claims. It's a must-listen for fans of candid sports discussions and authentic host interactions.