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DJ
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G Day
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Mike
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Mike
The volume.
DJ
All right man, we back another episode of Club 520 podcast. I'm your host. My name is DJ. Well, same gang with me. Special special edition for my dog man. G Day podcast on my left. I got my dog out the pearlies.
G Day
What's happening bro?
DJ
Happy birthday Bishop.
Mike
Kicking it off early with the guys, man. This is going down tonight. Excuse my behavior if y'all see anything on Twitter, Instagram, it's my birthday, man. So I apologize right now. Any clips?
DJ
Any clip. Listen, you one of the hardest working men right now. You working on your birthday.
Mike
Yeah, I got you. It's worth it, though. Tonight is gonna be worth it.
G Day
Let's get to it.
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Nasty.
Mike
I'm pouring drinks. I might spill it, you know what I mean? I might pop a champagne. So if you the holes in there twerking, you know what I mean? I might goddamn import something on that Sheen outfit tonight. It's going down. I'm wilding out.
DJ
They can't take it back. If you do that, you got. Relax.
G Day
It's over, bro.
Mike
It's $12 anyway.
G Day
Taking sheen back, it's crazy. If you complain about Sheen, you out of pocket.
DJ
It costs more fire sending back than us.
G Day
You get your refund shipping.
DJ
Be more than that bitch to Hong Kong.
Mike
It's about 40. So it's over with.
DJ
It gonna take him a motherfucker time. Get it back. It's gonna be a different season. Some undefeated tomorrow. I got my dog, Young Nacho. Young T. How you what?
G Day
Cooling, man. I'm just. We got my dog in here on his birthday.
DJ
On his birthday?
G Day
No, I thought I'd never see the day, bruh. We can't even get him here on a regular day on his birthday.
DJ
Oh, it's crazy.
G Day
Wow.
Mike
Mike is over there giggling too. It's crazy knowing I'm the most dependable nigga on the pods.
DJ
Wow.
G Day
Mike told me about a story about Sierra, man, she looked like Hitch the other day.
Mike
You can't tell nothing. Wait, what?
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Hey.
G Day
Quick backstory.
Mike
Me and Sierra was in Chicago this week, weekend, and she got an allergic reaction, and so she puffed up a little bit.
G Day
When he got beat up by Tommy. I ain't.
DJ
He told me that.
G Day
Like, damn. I was concerned. All right. Make fun of the. Ain't that a bitch?
Mike
So what did you. What did you do? Cause I know, yo, what do you call that? What? Be getting nervous?
G Day
Anxiety.
Mike
Anxiety. I don't got that. When you. When she. Her face bubbled up. You did. I ain't gonna lie. I got a little scared because she woke me up. She Woke up like 3:00 in the morning and she was like, my face ish. And I looked over and I was like, oh.
DJ
Oh, it's crazy.
G Day
So I walked to Walgreens and got her some Benadryl.
Mike
It helped, though.
G Day
Yeah, she good now. I'm glad you're all right, though. I thought that was Funny, my bubble.
Mike
Face C out the gate.
G Day
Glad she bounced back, though.
DJ
Had to go get the lien from the gas station to make things right, man. That's crazy, man. Listen, man, we had a great week so far for the party, you know what I'm saying? Pike 2 and O be herein birthday, man.
Mike
Nah, for sure.
DJ
But how was y'all Thanksgiving, man?
G Day
Y'all have a good Thanksgiving?
Mike
It's pretty good. Oh, I just do wanna say, Sierra, be grateful for your husband. Cause on my mama out of doordash that been a drill. Walking to Chicago in the winter, that's love.
G Day
Oh, God. I would have went to the front desk first. I want to eat.
Mike
They had Avil and Ty.
G Day
I was like, we got to make this work.
DJ
So how long was that walk?
Mike
It was like six minutes.
DJ
Oh, okay.
G Day
I would have did a combo Advil. Ty, for sure he's going to drug her.
Mike
Put that motherfucker in some applesauce, run.
G Day
Your face up some cold water.
Mike
You got to put her in the shower.
DJ
You going to give her pneumonia, an allergic reaction?
Mike
Nah. My Thanksgiving was lit, though, bro. Chill with the family. Played some games and some. They play ghetto charades. That shit is fire.
DJ
Ghetto charade? What is that?
Mike
You know, like y'all replace charades for sure. So it was just like a ghetto version, bro. Just random shit on there.
DJ
2B charades I'm gonna tap in the.
Mike
Actual game of ghetto shit? Yes. Black people shit, bro. That's new. Very unprofessional.
G Day
I went to go see Gladiator on Thanksgiving.
DJ
Was it fire?
G Day
I fell asleep.
Mike
Gladiator? Like when you. The shit that you jump over, like that type of gladiator or just.
G Day
Oh, the gladiator. Not the. What he talking about American Gladiators. Yeah. Oh, no.
DJ
I talked like the first movie.
G Day
That was my. Back in the day.
DJ
No American history.
Mike
Hey, them white hoes over there used to be strapped, bro, on me.
G Day
You like wrestlers?
DJ
They was brolic, but they got active, though.
Mike
This is different, bro. These was bungee hoes, bro. These was acrobatic hoes.
DJ
Have you seen the documentary behind that stuff? But they talking about the people. They was going crazy. They was them contestants up, bro.
Mike
Wow. I used to watch that for real?
DJ
Yeah, they got sued, bro. They was really like. They were paralyzing people, bro.
G Day
Damn. No, but I went to go see Gladiator. I don't like them kind of movies, bro. Roman Moon. I'm cool, bro. I was sweet. Damn.
DJ
I still ain't got to see it. I'm Going to still pull up. I'll just rewatch the first one over the weekend for that very reason. The first one was fire, though.
G Day
That one was three hours, too. I'm like, man, hell no.
DJ
Yeah, the movie theater on the Holiday Wave is down there. Crazy.
G Day
It was. It was empty, though.
DJ
We went, damn, that's love.
G Day
It wasn't nobody in there.
Mike
I mean, what's the longest y'all can sit through through a movie, though? Three hours is nuts.
DJ
I don't sat through a Marvel movie, so I ain't gonna say that. But two, and I'm cool with two. Two and a half.
G Day
Three, bro.
DJ
That's Denver od.
G Day
What movie I seen.
Mike
How long is Friday? All right.
DJ
2530.
Mike
My max, bro. I'm tapped out, bro.
G Day
I watched American Dream, Michael Jackson. That was cool.
DJ
Is that a docu series or is that really one movie?
G Day
I don't know, but I could watch.
DJ
That was like a TV series.
G Day
I could watch that whole movie. So I guess that was entertaining.
Mike
I could watch a new edition.
DJ
Yeah, for sure.
Mike
I could watch that all the way through.
G Day
That was like five days long.
Mike
But y'all be going to see them fake movies. And that's what I meant. Like, yeah, animation movies.
G Day
And Deadpool was hard, though.
DJ
Deadpool was fire. Speaking of Friday, you see Ice Cube. So they shot down his. He trying to do the new Friday. He said, new. Losing one. Fucking with her. He basically wanted to say to him, and Dayday got a rehab, and Smokey's like the counselor.
G Day
That been funny?
Mike
No, that would have been funny.
DJ
But he said basically, he's like, isn't the worst, but, like, I think it's gonna happen. I think. I wouldn't be mad at it happened either. Everybody else doing remakes.
Mike
Why not Ice Cube got enough pool to make that happen. He just got one door to close on him. He'd be all right.
DJ
But I'm sure that he probably want to make it look like a Friday, not look like a Jackie. Promoters. I'd be mad if they tarnish Promoters elite, though.
G Day
I ain't going.
Mike
Was the production on Janky? Promoters trash.
G Day
It was janky.
DJ
It was janky.
Mike
I can't remember. It was a good movie, though.
G Day
It was good.
DJ
It wasn't low quality, but it damn sure wasn't new line.
G Day
That's what I say. It wasn't. It definitely wasn't new line. It was the back of the line.
DJ
I still with Nah. So walk Uptown.
G Day
Oh, God. My nigga live in Modesto. I thought that was a fake city.
Mike
Oh, Yeah, I remember you said that.
G Day
That Keys live in Modesto, bro. I say I call. What you on, bro?
DJ
Shit.
G Day
To walk up town. I said every time he did pull.
DJ
Up on us when he was.
G Day
I thought that was a fake city when they did that movie, man.
DJ
I got a couple questions, y'all. On the Thanksgiving. You know, you the caterer man. But before you want. You want to go ahead and introduce her. What we drinking today before we get to the episode?
Mike
Barbie, it's my birthday. What you got for us? Nasty Outside.
DJ
Hey, y'all.
Mike
Y'all behaving them comments, you hear me? Damn. Who we got?
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Splash.
DJ
A splash.
G Day
Oh, hey, yo, that's what it's called. A splashing Henny out the gate. Okay, cool, cool.
DJ
Okay. My boy got the beat. I drink.
Mike
Oh, yeah.
DJ
What's all in here, though?
G Day
I m some fresh strawberries. I added some peach nectar and pineapple juice.
DJ
Damn.
Mike
Yeah, I with it.
G Day
That's all right.
Mike
Yeah, I with it.
G Day
Yeah. No, I took a sip. I got. We here for him, Bo. I got let my man go crazy. No, no, no, no.
Mike
We here for him. Drinking the splash of Henley is. Wow. Jeff about to get a spine.
G Day
I said no nothing. I almost said so. No. No nothing.
DJ
No lamello.
G Day
Yeah.
DJ
I got to ask y'all, how about your Thanksgiving? You run it off today? Look.
G Day
Cause they was talking about T kicking.
DJ
Me out last night.
G Day
She in the car.
DJ
He was hating. He's hating on the sun.
G Day
It wasn't me. I had a great Thanksgiving.
DJ
I went to four different houses.
G Day
You now.
DJ
We here now. I'm happy you're here to say that. You got four different to go plates. How long is too long for you to be having Thanksgiving leftovers? What's the. What's the max?
G Day
They should be gone by now.
DJ
Like, Saturday should have been the last days.
Mike
Oh, this is one day in May. I'm not really that big on Thanksgiving, though, bro.
DJ
Yeah, I'm one and done. But by a Saturday. Go to the grocery store, you out of pocket.
G Day
Yeah, I ain't even really eating nothing on Thanksgiving, to be honest.
Mike
I eat a motherfucker turkey slider right now, though. I ain't gonna lie. A fried turkey slider? Yeah, I got different. It's all got a calic in this motherfucker.
DJ
So you take it and cook turkey and refried this out of pocket remixing. The turkey is crazy.
G Day
That's what people was doing with Popeyes. They was mad, too. Yeah, somebody showed they turkey was twerking. Damn near. Y'all ain't seen that.
Mike
Oh, yeah, bro.
G Day
Yeah.
Mike
Popeye's out of pocket.
DJ
Buying a fried Popeye's turkey is crazy.
G Day
That's crazy, bro.
DJ
I ain't mad at it, but that's crazy.
Mike
Thanksgiving leftovers is trash.
DJ
For real, man. That's funny. I've been seeing so many people just growing with their Thanksgiving. Everybody's like, dang, my nana fell off. They put the John cena crying emoji. I'm like, hey, we the new adults, man.
G Day
We.
DJ
We gotta retire Nana, bro. She ain't in the kitchen getting right no more. It's our time to step up, bro.
G Day
I'm damn near about to just start hiring people.
Mike
Niggas lose the recipes for sure.
DJ
Yeah. Cause, yeah, the Mac and cheese wasn't Mac and cheese.
G Day
Family meals no more.
Mike
Our generation is through.
G Day
Done.
DJ
Yeah, we're cooked.
Mike
Oh, it's done.
G Day
I'm just going to hire Paul for somebody now. I ain't going to mess with y'all my cousins and stuff. We just going to. It's over with.
DJ
Group chat got wicked.
G Day
Them greens one greener.
DJ
Not the camels. I don't know who greens I ate.
Mike
But you going to find out.
DJ
What he going to let you know.
Mike
So your play was weak.
G Day
Super. I was late. I was late, though. But the love I used to have.
Mike
Y'all beefing with your cousins. If they bring something nasty, yes. I'm not.
G Day
I don't care.
Mike
High expectations, though.
DJ
Nah, bro, this is the Super Bowl. If you getting your wrist right, bro. If you fail Thanksgiving. Yes, bro.
Mike
I respect it.
DJ
Nobody care about Christmas. You eat whatever breakfast food.
G Day
Christmas food. Better than Thanksgiving, though.
DJ
I mean, kind of similar menu in my household, at least we kind of.
G Day
Get away from, like, it'd be, like, smaller. It'd be, like, more intimate settings than Christmas. Like, it'd be like, yo, oh, I.
DJ
Got your player partner.
G Day
Partners. For real.
DJ
For real.
G Day
On Christmas. Like, all your distance cousins come on Thanksgiving.
Mike
Yeah.
G Day
And they be coughing and.
Mike
Yeah.
G Day
Make me uncomfortable.
Mike
I've never had no weak Thanksgiving plate, though. So if y'all. If y'all experience that, that's kind of crazy.
G Day
But y'all.
DJ
I had one before for sure.
G Day
Y. Y'all like eating when everybody go up there. Like, you know, it be a line 50 going in there.
DJ
See, my mom be on your type of time. She'll cook food for us at the house, and we'll eat there, and then we go to the family.
Mike
I don't care where I'm at in line. I mean, we ain't running train On a beach. So I can go first, third, 15th.
DJ
Now, you don't want to get the end of that dressing plate. You wouldn't be a problem.
Mike
I don't eat dressing. That's poor people food.
DJ
Excuse me.
Mike
Yeah, I don't eat that. That's poverty dressing. And I don't. Look, I'm from the trenches, but I do not eat that dressing. And baked beans is two of the weakest sides.
G Day
I have a lot like baked beans.
DJ
Baked beans are fire. What are you talking about?
Mike
I just don't eat them.
DJ
Now, you and the San Macro Chris, we used to get into it when we lived together. About that.
Mike
Yeah, I don't eat salmon croquettes either.
DJ
Bro, that property is crazy.
G Day
Shout out to my sister. She make the sweetest baked beans in the country. Boy, you had diabetes after eating her shit. But they good, though.
DJ
Big mama, your arms.
G Day
Yeah, on God, they good.
Mike
Baked beans.
DJ
Damn. Baked beans and Mac and cheese is what I'm saying. Cook out clean.
G Day
Feel away about, nigga. Like, if we had a Ivy Cool to Thanksgiving dinner with us right here, you know, everybody go up get they scoop. I don't got but 50 niggas be like, forget how you clowning. I'll be like, oh, yeah, damn.
DJ
Now niggas talking over the food that's out of pocket, you know?
G Day
But you know when you alive, niggas be looking back, talking. But no, don't be doing that. I be like, just looking at him like, like, damn, I ain't eating that. Seen that one? Like, it flew right there.
Mike
I'm just focused on the finish line, bro.
G Day
See, I focus on everything but.
Mike
Tunnel vision when I'm making that play, bro.
DJ
I hate that tunnel vision. Did you get some of my. Yeah, I see it. I don't want it. I'mma just walk past real quick, though.
Mike
You had weak family dishes, Mike. Yeah, damn. I'm telling you, I never. I'm quick to torch my feelings, but they never up in that department. My little sister, for the first time, tried to make the Mac and cheese about two years ago. It was not it.
G Day
Shout out to little sister.
Mike
She was supposed to make an addition. She put like 17 different cheeses in there.
G Day
Oh, sounds like it.
Mike
With like some parsley or some.
G Day
Oh, she was watching YouTube.
Mike
I was like, oh, this is parsley and bread crumbs. Exactly that.
G Day
She went YouTube.
Mike
She did.
G Day
She went YouTube nothing.
DJ
I seen a she. Look at that big girl.
G Day
The big girl that be doing shred.
Mike
She's in sh. Shred the cheese first. She could have worked this year. It was fire this year.
DJ
Okay.
Mike
I'm sure she didn't probably shred that cheese. If you doing all the muscle cheese, you gotta really shred that shit. It was not it. That's to make sure it melted. I had talked to her for a couple weeks. I was like, you really fucked up. Cause I like Mac and cheese. Y'all gave her an important dish to make.
DJ
That's the most important dish in Thanksgiving dinner.
Mike
Mac and cheese.
G Day
I hate Mac and cheese.
DJ
Damn.
G Day
Yeah, I don't eat Mac and cheese.
Mike
See, I was on me for baked beans.
DJ
Yeah. Yeah, bro. Mac and cheese is heat.
Mike
That's literally the most important.
DJ
Yeah. All right, Barbie.
G Day
It wasn't me this time.
DJ
It wasn't me. It wasn't me.
G Day
It wasn't me. It was them.
DJ
Hey, man.
G Day
It wasn't me.
DJ
I ain't kick her out.
Mike
Hey, talking about you, boy.
DJ
Hey. Reverse, Reverse.
G Day
I tried to say this.
DJ
Slide to the left.
G Day
Yeah.
Mike
Retarded.
DJ
Nah, man. That's funny. Chris Cross.
G Day
Chris Cross.
Mike
Nah. You got Mac, yams, and greens. Where y'all going? Rank them.
DJ
Oh, you just said in that order.
Mike
Oh, okay.
G Day
I'm going greens first.
DJ
I'm a cabbage nigga, but I fuck with greens. But even some fried green beans, I'm tapped in with.
G Day
I like greens, but I can, like. I eat Mac and cheese. It's not my shit, but, like, I can mix it with my greens. It's cool. You know what I mean?
Mike
Damn.
G Day
I don't like yams, though.
Mike
I actually mix all three of them together.
G Day
It's pretty far. I ain't never really, like, yams is too sweet or something. They just like. I ain't really.
DJ
Sort of. Yeah, it's definitely diabetes, for sure.
G Day
Like, I don't be fine.
DJ
But that yams and Mac and cheese combo is elite.
Mike
Turning down yams and you eat diabetes, Diabetic baked beans is nuts.
G Day
That's what my sister put. She put a lot on. But them baked beans. Them baked beans go crazy. Matter of fact, tap in greens, don't make the greens.
DJ
I need to do baked beans.
G Day
I'll find somebody else to get the greens. I love you, though.
Mike
But you do get greens everywhere we go, though.
G Day
Yeah.
DJ
You do fuck with greens. That's crazy. Yeah. It's just funny that we the new adults now and shit. But listen, man, the best thing about this time of the year is we get all the rivalry college football games. Listen, that Ohio State Michigan game was fucking crazy, man.
G Day
It's so crazy to me that Michigan don't give a fuck about nothing else as long as they beat Ohio State.
DJ
They won a national championship last year.
G Day
Yeah, and they was ass this year. They beat Ohio State. They had the best year.
Mike
They damn near was 500.
DJ
I believe that's a bad year in Michigan.
G Day
Poor, very bad year. But they beat Ohio State, so it's a successful season.
Mike
Well, they got the bumping after the game, too.
DJ
Hey, what's crazy is they done beat them the last four years. Ohio State, outside of that championship year, they've been considerably better, which is crazy.
G Day
Yeah.
Mike
I don't know how Ohio State lost that game, though. They just got their number.
DJ
Ryan Day. Boy, Ryan Day is a sick one. And you know, it's crazy. He not gonna lose his job. I don't think he gonna lose his job.
G Day
I know they're still gonna go to the national championship.
DJ
You think so? They gonna play through the playoffs.
G Day
Yeah, they gonna. It's gonna beat them in Oregon.
DJ
Oregon looking like it's up.
G Day
Yeah, they gonna meeting them.
Mike
Damn, you got them in Oregon. I had to see that. That lineup.
DJ
I think it's hilarious that they start fighting after the game. And that's fire to me, is really bumping.
G Day
Punched the helmet. Yeah, he's bugging, bro.
DJ
Everybody was tweaking out.
G Day
You talk.
DJ
Are you talking about that. That game? We talking about the Notre Dame, USC game?
G Day
Notre Dame, USC game, bro.
DJ
He stole off on.
G Day
I'm like, bro, you tripping, bro. Your hands broke. Punch the helmet.
DJ
He squared up with him, looked down.
G Day
And punched the helmet.
Mike
Got CTE already, bro. They know why you in your right mind, bro.
DJ
Playing the flag is hilarious to me. I hate where everybody track. Like, it's so immature. No, it's not. It's a rivalry. We hate them. They hate us. This was supposed to happen. If you don't want me to do it, beat me, bro.
Mike
Just grab a face mask and pull him down, bro. I love when do that. If we gonna bump, bro, just pull his face mask. Punching his helmet, bro. Come on, man.
DJ
But you could tell it was an impact today because buddy next step back.
G Day
I was like, damn, buddy would have got a. That helmet wasn't there, bro. You probably broke your.
Mike
It clocked out.
G Day
Yeah, bro.
DJ
Do you see how they did? I mean, I know we switching around, but you see, I did Trevor Lawrence today.
G Day
No, I ain't get to see you, dog.
DJ
Trevor Lawrence got destroyed today, bro. It was a crazy layer. He was running, bro. He slid, bro, to, like, dive away from it, bro. Dude late hit him and knocked him the out he went down the game with a stretcher.
Mike
Damn.
G Day
Damn.
DJ
Is he pulling up right now?
G Day
Mike. Dude gonna get fine bro for that.
DJ
No, he's bro. That was crazy. But yeah, I love the Robert. Look at this bro. That's probably done midway through.
G Day
Yeah, you're gonna get fine.
Mike
That was early in the game.
G Day
You out of pocket. Oh yeah. He's concussed my oh yeah bro.
DJ
We witnessed his CT today on live tv bro. Time stamp it.
G Day
Get healthy my boy.
DJ
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G Day
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DJ
We have one more act for you this evening. I don't even need to say his name. Mr. Bob Dylan from the director of.
John Middelkoff
Walk the Line and Ford versus Ferrari.
G Day
If anyone is going to hold your attention on stage. You have to kind of be a freak.
DJ
And starring Timothee Chalamet as Bob Dylan.
G Day
Are you a freak?
Mike
Hope so.
John Middelkoff
Once Upon a Time Inspired by the true story I want to know which side he's on this Christmas mess.
G Day
They just want me saying I'm blowing in the wind for the rest of my life. Bobby, what do you want to be? Whatever it is they don't want me to be. How does it feel?
DJ
He defied everyone.
Mike
Turn it down.
G Day
Be loud.
John Middelkoff
Be on your own to change everything.
G Day
He's our Elvis with no direction Timothy.
John Middelkoff
Chalamet Edward Norton El Fanny Monica Barbaro make some noise.
Mike
BD track Some mud on a carpet.
John Middelkoff
Complete unknown A complete unknown.
DJ
Only in theaters Christmas Day. Rated R.117.
John Middelkoff
90 minute without parent.
DJ
But yeah, the robbery stuff, bro, I hate when they act like they're supposed to be like mature or kids and playing in the game y'all put too much money into. Yeah, plant the flag.
G Day
So what. What's your favorite robbery?
DJ
Unfortunately, it's Kentucky. Louisville. I think that's my favorite robbery. Yeah, it's the biggest robbery.
G Day
I don't think it's really a robbery. Kentucky. It's North Carolina.
Mike
Duke.
G Day
Oh, yeah.
DJ
That's what we on draft.
G Day
I'm just saying, it's like we got.
DJ
The same amount of national championships in the last, what, 10, 15 years and final Fours. What's up? And they got all them NBA players. And we was on a death penalty.
G Day
Bad.
DJ
And we got Lamar Jackson.
G Day
You go ahead, you go put that 10 to 15 year stuff. Like you go put a lot of my best.
DJ
Damn.
G Day
He tried to kill him, bro.
DJ
No, look, he didn't try. He murdered this nigga.
G Day
He getting fined for that. Yeah, he getting fine.
DJ
That shit's crazy.
G Day
But to be for real, the rivalries, it's funny because like Wake Forest, I think our rivalry was with NC State. I don't even know. But it's just like, funny. Cause n nobody cared.
Mike
Was anybody colder when you played them?
G Day
NC State my freshman year. J.J. hixson was there.
DJ
Oh, J.J. hickson was nice.
G Day
In my second year, they had a bunch of niggas that cahoot, but they didn't make it to the league. Like Courtney fails Brandon Costner.
Mike
Only nigga I really remember from NC State. Cause when I was on the game was my nigga Julius Hodge. Julius Hodge, lefty, killer wing special out of Clippy.
G Day
Yeah, Jude was nice for sure.
DJ
I mean, obviously the Duke, North Carolina obvious one, it's number one.
Mike
In basketball.
G Day
Yeah. But I think that Ohio State, Michigan might be the best. Like, people care so much.
DJ
Yeah, bro.
G Day
Like, I like. What the fuck?
DJ
Like, it's real. It's like. It's real smoke behind that.
Mike
Yeah, like, dude, a lot more people into that, too.
G Day
Dude, you seen a dude who family all went to Ohio State, and he ended up going to Michigan.
DJ
Yeah.
G Day
And then transferring to Ohio State. He's like, bro, I've been getting death threats ever since. Like, bro, you getting death threats for college, bro?
Mike
Damn.
G Day
That's crazy.
DJ
But if you think, look at them schools, how bad they want you. See, Tom Brady got flipped on boys his commit, bro. He said, now we got this nil behind you.
G Day
Pull up. How y'all feel about that? I seen, bro, I've seen this story about a, like, a billionaire dude that started the nil. His girlfriend with the Michigan. And he funded that, you know, he gave what, Michigan like, 50 million or something like that for nil.
Mike
Damn.
G Day
Because his girlfriend go there.
Mike
Ah, well, see how.
G Day
How good is that?
DJ
Look, boys is talking. You see what Andrew Luck at Stanford doing? Gm? Hey, bro, they got that alumni. I can't help that. I got rich alumni, bro. Open the purses up.
Mike
Nah, that shot crazy, man.
G Day
Get 50 million just off GP for millionaire, and you ain't go to Michigan.
DJ
That's a light ticket.
Mike
My girl a 50.
G Day
You ain't even your girl. Her school.
Mike
Her school. Yeah, she. She doing my boy dirty.
DJ
What she look like?
Mike
She ringing my boy out like a rag. He ain't got nothing left. That boy drop.
DJ
That boy drop.
G Day
Hey, I see the thing today. Oh, man. Speaking on this topic, I see the thing today. So Akon and Big Boy was having an interview, right? Akon was talking about having four wives. And Big Boy was like, nigga, I can only survive one wife. Like, she be taking my knees. And he was like, well, that's cause you ain't African.
Mike
We got different attributes.
DJ
The African BC is crazy.
G Day
The real last L, he's like, I got four wives. He like, my little wife take all my knees. You in Africa. That had me in tears, bro, for a while.
Mike
I couldn't do it, bro. That's crazy. I ain't got nothing.
DJ
But Aon gave Africa power. He can do whatever he wants to, bro.
Mike
I'm just saying. Four wilds is vicious, bro. That's a lot of women to be dealing with at once.
DJ
That's at least two arguments a day. God damn. Somebody gonna be unhappy.
G Day
It's probably a smooth combination, though. It probably ain't no argument.
Mike
Yeah. And then it's lineages out there. So you. You get you learning. Because Africa, that's what they do out there a lot.
G Day
And you a kind like, yeah, bro, you got that kind of bread. It's probably like, relax. Like, what you arguing about?
Mike
If it's that easy, bro. I don't think money always solved the issues with women though. Because once they feel like they in there with you, hey, they gonna give you some lip.
G Day
But yeah, think about it. Not saying them girls don't love Akon, but like a lot of girls issues is like is if stuff is the house taken care of, this taken care of. If you doing all that, what's really the issue? Because now he got four wives. Obviously, you know, he messed with other girls.
Mike
Well, yeah.
G Day
So you can't really argue about that. That would be the biggest arguments with financial and true.
Mike
But sometimes girls, the one of the wives could be jealous because one of them got a better shot than the other one.
G Day
Oh, well.
DJ
The wife power rank is crazy.
G Day
You get the same like you gonna rank them like Deon do his kids.
Mike
Yeah, for sure.
DJ
I'll be like you trying to.
G Day
Jessica was bad this week.
Mike
Oh, my mama.
DJ
Oh. It's week to week evaluations.
Mike
I don't know that before. One thing I can say, a motherfucker always get better in cooking and all that. But that shot, I don't know. That shot might every year.
G Day
I don't think he. I don't think he would rake his girls by their shot, though.
Mike
He's African, bro. He icon him wearing that fake Dior outfit on dream Champs. He's doing whatever the he want, bro.
DJ
Hey, he got new fade too. I forgot.
Mike
Yeah. So he's definitely ranking them bro by shot, cooking and whoever's a hustler. Ty go bro. That's the real rankings.
G Day
But he probably married four different girls or he probably married one for the shot One cause they a hustler one cause they a good mom or something. Whatever.
Mike
Oh, yeah, I forgot about the good moms. I didn't know he had kids.
DJ
I don't know if he got kids.
Mike
Shout out to the moms.
DJ
Obviously.
Mike
I didn't know he had kids.
G Day
I don't know if he got kids. I'm just saying.
DJ
I'm just.
Mike
We go. Good mom's number one.
DJ
There we go.
Mike
Then the shot. If I had to rank four swimsuits.
G Day
All right, go ahead. Right there.
Mike
All right. He got at least nine.
G Day
He got at least nine kids. Four wives.
DJ
Damn. I took.
G Day
Damn.
Mike
Okay, so I'M a for sure.
DJ
It's a village.
Mike
Mom first.
G Day
Okay.
Mike
Hustler second. Shot third. Because I'm going to turn all y'all inside out. Third. Yeah, that's how I'm ranking. Good, mom. Oh, the shot is after the hustler, so. Yeah, that's my three. Did we have another one? Oh, the cook. Whoo. I'm out of pocket, y'all.
DJ
Grant said that last, bro.
G Day
Nobody care about no box.
Mike
Yeah, when you got four? Oh, yeah. I better be nasty.
DJ
Law averages the Roman pills.
Mike
Go work on one of y'all. You know what I would do, though? I would on some real. I will have the four types. You kind of out of pocket to pick four of the same women, though.
G Day
So you had different girls, like, different type of girl. What would be the type?
Mike
Because you know what I mean? I'm like, damn. Shout out to white women.
G Day
But would it be different races or they.
Mike
Yeah, no, no bunnies. Y'all beautiful, but y'all just not for me, okay? My brothers ruined it for that.
DJ
Why you gonna put your brother.
Mike
No, I'm just saying, bro. I'm just not like my dad family. I just. The white women ain't never been a part of my cup of tea. Yeah, that'd be a different race, bro. No Asians, bro.
G Day
Who are no Asians?
Mike
The bills that I've seen the Asian. My players. I'm not with that Dominican. Where's that place up in New York, Jeff. That area?
G Day
I'm not familiar. Not familiar. I have to ask some of my New York people definitely gonna be in the comments.
DJ
Watch the heights.
Mike
Nah, I definitely could. Three for sure. Pure African American queens that didn't want one offspring.
DJ
One offspring?
Mike
Yeah, one little. One little mud.
DJ
Watch this.
G Day
Watch this. Dj, what would be your.
DJ
Walmart had two. I'm sorry.
Mike
He's cooked. All right, all right.
DJ
Just joking.
Mike
All right.
DJ
Happy birthday.
Mike
Be here.
DJ
Talk about like that dj, be like, we bond today.
G Day
Don't say nothing, bro.
Mike
Shut it down. N3 Black Queens in the Dominican, man.
DJ
Him turn up.
G Day
Mike terrible.
Mike
I don't believe in flogging, licking me. I don't either.
G Day
No, we just say that's what he do. That's why he.
Mike
That's what I said with him. That's just. Boy, that's a headache, boy. Yeah.
DJ
I g say shout out to Aon. They got a lot of people make happy African.
G Day
Yeah. I couldn't. I couldn't imagine living with four women.
Mike
Hell, no. I love my wife, but this.
G Day
I'd be having a headache sometime You.
Mike
I can only imagine four.
G Day
I can't imagine the way I wake up sometimes and the way she wake up sometimes. If I had to go to the other room, somebody else woke up like that too, I would never come back home.
Mike
You need like an Alaskan king bed for that.
G Day
I'm the one sleeping in bed with four people.
DJ
Oh, that's crazy. No, that could happen.
G Day
What would you do? I already be who get the privileges.
Mike
Yeah, I don't know. Y'all speak fiance.
DJ
I'm cool by ass.
Mike
At least. At least two of them maybe to live with 12, man. I'm a big bro. I'm a cuddle guy, bro. Come on over.
DJ
Can they all stay in the same complex? They all say some place ball and ball.
G Day
And I had like Elon Musk money and I could build like a cul de sac with all the houses and then that's different.
DJ
Michigan road shit.
G Day
Private shit. I got six houses on one block and everybody got their own house. And I just pull up when I wanna pull up. Then I can see, I can see that like I'm ballin at it. Nothing matter.
DJ
The play part is you be like, I ain't pulled up today, nigga. I see you from the window, Nicki.
G Day
You are at home.
DJ
I can't be there.
Mike
Yeah, I think the most. If I was in Africa, Nigeria, Lagos, it'd be too max for me. 4 is crazy. This woman out here in America though, that got two husbands too, bro.
G Day
I ain't on that topic. The next thing, next thing, respect.
Mike
Hey, them is out of pocket.
DJ
Teamwork. Low key, though.
Mike
The bill black. I said, oh, hell no.
G Day
Low key. The bills are sweet though.
Mike
Oh yeah. This white girl I seen, she was.
G Day
Oh, you really seen somebody like this?
Mike
All my life, bro. Terrible. She had two, you know, somebody like this, she had two husbands.
G Day
I mean, it was on Instagram.
Mike
Yeah, she had two husbands and nigga, she did everything.
G Day
She, she take care of them.
Mike
Yes, yes, they were house dads, whatever. But they cats and shit.
G Day
Sign up, my nigga. Nah, my n a. You want to be a house dad, sign up.
Mike
You gotta tap in with that lineage. Gotta tap in with that lineage. I don't know if black women get down like that. That might be a bunny sport.
DJ
Hey, for her to have two cousins paying two niggas bills.
G Day
I don't know if he wanna be husband thing, but I know that said, I'll take care of the kid that I find me a girl.
Mike
Yeah, Good with kids too. Ah, I'm saying this name.
G Day
Yeah, but I. I think I could.
DJ
Be a house dad for Oprah.
Mike
Oh, cool.
DJ
Steadman.
G Day
Yeah, he had his own crib in the back. Remember when co happened?
Mike
She been pulled up to.
DJ
They pulled up to his crib in company.
G Day
She said, come on out. He came to the door, hey, got went back in. I said, that nigga's living a terrible life, man. Terrible. What about Step had hoes in the.
DJ
House though, when he should bro, that be fire.
Mike
My baby is we.
G Day
And she busy too.
DJ
She never home. Yeah, it was low key. Kyle living give me a lower back. He was living on a low.
Mike
Give me a lower bankroll for a better looking woman, bro. I'm sorry.
G Day
A lower bankroll for. So you had to be a house husband.
Mike
Damn.
G Day
And it had to be a little like rich. Who you picking? Like we talking about filthy. Filthy rich though. Not like Halle Berry rich. Like everybody be a house husband. Probably very. But I'm saying like, like billionaire Rihanna, she don't count, man. We all. She too, bro. You said Oprah you would date Rihanna for real. Just cuz like, you'll pay today her you take her out.
Mike
I ain't no trick. Hold on, N Ri. You know, Rihanna might be understand to found blue.
G Day
Me.
DJ
I don't know.
Mike
For somebody with that value, bro. It's hard though. Like whoopy and all them. They just filthy.
G Day
Whoopy is. No, I'm nothing. She put the whoop.
Mike
I don't know, cuz, Oprah is just. She's so filthy, bro. But she's just. I don't know, bro. Oprah probably strapped on the low.
G Day
That's crazy. Want to find out what else we got to tell? This is funny.
Mike
If Oprah got a fat ass, I wouldn't crack her, bro.
DJ
I.
G Day
Yes, Oprah told me she was going to take care of me. I'll leave my family, bro.
DJ
Oprah get entire world free b tricking and was still nothing, bro. She was giving out free get a piece.
Mike
I drop wood.
G Day
I leave my family, bro. I ain't going to hold you every.
Mike
Time I leave this. I ain't leaving my family. I love my family.
G Day
She tell me, hey, I'mma take care of you. I'mma say, look, my salary has to be 1.5 a year. I stay, that's it.
Mike
I'm a bunch of cash out.
G Day
I'm stacking up. I wait till she pass. She worth more than that, King.
DJ
She said, ain't no player option.
G Day
You worth more than that. What she got about a good 20 years.
DJ
Look, take the draft kings on that.
Mike
Oprah's not even in the top 10 richest woman in the world.
G Day
Okay, name me one of the richest. I can't pronounce none of their names. Oh, damn.
Mike
That's why they.
G Day
Oh, you know what, what's crazy? You know what's crazy? They all come from divorce. They are the richest women in the.
DJ
World come from just Bezos wife up.
Mike
Yeah, they don't count then.
G Day
Yeah, they all come from divorce.
Mike
You gotta respect her bag.
G Day
Yeah, her bag different.
Mike
Yeah, up.
G Day
But I married Jeff.
Mike
She had a put up Mackenzie Scott.
G Day
Who you talking about? That's Jeff Bezos. Yeah. I pull up. How much you worth it don't give me another number.
Mike
Does she look good, Mike?
G Day
No. Don't matter. No.
Mike
Sierra ain't gonna hit you in the mouth.
G Day
No.
Mike
All right.
G Day
Don't give me her number. Do it really matter if you that rich?
Mike
Yes, bro, you still gotta like a no.
G Day
No good girl in the world. I'll pull up on her, but it don't really matter.
DJ
Girls don't.
G Day
You don't gotta be attractive when you a nigga. If you got money.
Mike
I know.
DJ
74 billion.
Mike
74 billion.
DJ
God damn.
G Day
That's different from us.
Mike
That's different. On my mama, girls love ugly niggas, bro.
G Day
That's the craziest thing I ever heard.
Mike
For real. But when they gotta have some money.
DJ
I swear to God, if you got.
G Day
No money and you ugly nigga, they not gonna like you.
Mike
Not true. But I'm saying 3 billion Oprah.
G Day
You ain't got enough for me.
Mike
And I don't.
G Day
I won't cop.
Mike
I'm trying to think of somebody who not famous. And I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but like, Lizzo is rich. Ain't really. You would. But it's kind of like him, bro. You hit Lizzo. That's. Sorry. I think I would too. That's Lizzo. 40 million. What you get out of it so worth 40. Yeah.
G Day
Say, yo, be my. I'm gonna give you 500k a year, bro. It's every I know will be.
DJ
I with Lizzo is hitting HR managers that look like Lizzo, bro. They make 100k, bro.
G Day
They.
DJ
They smacking Lizzo for sure.
Mike
That's true.
G Day
Matter of fact, let's take the number down. I give me 150k a year is taking Lizzo down. They walking around, huh?
Mike
We know a lot. I'm nothing, bro.
G Day
I'm not saying I'm doing that.
Mike
Yeah.
G Day
I said I know I can. I can go find 10, right?
Mike
Oh, yeah, for sure. But I'm saying it has to be a perk. That come with that. No.
G Day
I know some that hit Liz off for free.
Mike
I mean, I do too, bro, but it's like, ain't really that Ain't they favorite celebrity or.
G Day
Oh, hell no. No, she's. She's definitely not the top five. Like, all got aspirations.
Mike
That's what I'm saying, bro. Like, that Lizzo had to tell you off the dribble.
G Day
But the reality is Lizzo might be your speed in. No offense to Lizzo. She. She probably got a bunch of in her dm.
Mike
I know she do. And she's, you know, Lizzo swaggy. But I just. She ain't the first choice, bro.
DJ
Speaking of her, y'all see on the cos not strange. She was on a reason. But y'all see that.
Mike
Oh, yeah. She was holding with scissors out there now.
G Day
Scissors.
Mike
Hey, I testified for you that Tim's all right. I said, damn, this is all built like a horse.
G Day
She got a new movie coming out.
DJ
Yes, she does. That's gonna be fired.
G Day
I ain't no scissors.
Mike
No, I like Summer Walker, too. She got a little bit too much.
DJ
Same league, different divisions.
Mike
No. Yeah.
G Day
I ain't mad at Summer Walker.
Mike
Summer Walker is a vibe.
DJ
It's just between them ears, boy.
G Day
Boy, I ain't mad at that. Between the ear. Figure it out.
Mike
I like the music.
G Day
Yeah, just figure it out. I don't want no smoke.
Mike
I just said I like the music.
G Day
This is all like.
DJ
It's all for y'all. It's being here birthday.
G Day
We going crazy. I won't ever see these people.
DJ
But the kas not stream was fired. That's probably one of the dopest things I've seen, man. For him to have them, like, consistent type of love. And like him having, like, Kevin Hart and Drew Ski on there. That shit's fire as hell.
Mike
That was the funniest one.
DJ
Yeah, that was historic, man.
G Day
I like Kai.
Mike
Shit.
G Day
When Kai came on there. Yeah.
DJ
Kyrie being on there was funny. Funny. He was really teaching them how to hoop. That was funny as hell.
G Day
Talking about snaking the pick and roll show like this. They do not know what you talking about. But respect.
DJ
He locked in. For real. For real.
G Day
Yeah. That's hard, though, bro. You got all the people to pull up.
DJ
That's crazy.
G Day
It's like going on his stream. Is that like.
Mike
That's the Breakfast Club. That's the.
G Day
No, that makes you lit like him bringing you on Me you lit or he making you lit? I don't know.
Mike
He making you. He making a lit motherfucker stay even more relevant.
DJ
Yeah, he's introducing you to a new audience you probably couldn't get by yourself.
Mike
Cause the young kids. This is why I love Kai too. Cause he tapped in with the youth. Youth. And then like motherfuckers like Usher and Chris Brown. All them. Like, them kids don't give a fuck about them. Them is yeet fans, Playboy Carti fans. Like, so I think he brings them, like DJ said into that world and turns you up, bro.
DJ
He's actively building something that has a value that most of those people who have been famous and celebrities for a long time can't access by themselves.
G Day
Yeah. So basically he playing with a billion dollars.
DJ
For sure.
Mike
That's a big play.
G Day
He turned down Kasana could probably be a billionaire.
Mike
Yeah.
DJ
Oh, for sure. You see the deal he turned down?
Mike
Yeah.
G Day
60, right?
DJ
Yeah.
G Day
Yeah, he could probably be a billionaire. Well, think about it like this.
Mike
He has 728,000 subscribers that pay. That pay.
DJ
That pay.
Mike
Yeah.
DJ
Hell of an asterisk. Yeah, you can have it.
Mike
That pay consistently.
DJ
Every marketing. Anytime it's an album coming out. Anytime they want somebody in your face, bro, they are going, get him on Casanata. Get her on Casanat.
G Day
Yeah.
Mike
These is monthly purchases too. This ain't no just years.
DJ
And the Breakfast Club is monumental. And I'm not trying to diminish what they did. Cause they were the go to for our community. He's the go to for everybody at this point.
Mike
Yeah.
G Day
That's crazy.
DJ
The universal effect that he has is different.
G Day
So what's the difference between him and speed, though?
DJ
I show speed.
Mike
Speed more global and more like more fraud.
G Day
He's not like, does he. I always see him with people, but I never like, I see Kai. He kind of like interview him and kind of like spend a date with him or whatever.
Mike
Yeah, Kyle's not really a troll.
G Day
Like, oh, speed be troll at a high level.
DJ
Hell yeah.
Mike
Greatest troll. Yeah, he disrespectful.
DJ
But he tapped into that soccer world early. That. That shit different.
Mike
That nigga went to India though, bro, and had 10,000 people beating on the hotel door, though. He was just looking outside like, oh, they know I'm here now.
G Day
Yeah, it's hard.
DJ
People should definitely check out his.
G Day
He said he was a millionaire at 16.
Mike
Yeah, that's a fact.
DJ
He said, I didn't know what the box.
Mike
He used to do like crazy ass. And I just know because my Nephew used to be in that world, but he used to just randomly himself up and go to the hospital and stream from the hospital, bro. And go crazy.
DJ
Yeah.
G Day
I don't know.
Mike
Like, injury. That's Malcolm.
DJ
Yeah, that's Coe a little too much. But I just like the fact that they, like, they're making monumental stuff. Like, you look at his episode with Shannon Sharpe. Like, bro, nobody else is doing this, and they taking this to a totally different level. And they own. They own stuff. That's the dope shit about it.
G Day
You know what's funny? Like, he gave no fuck about his interview.
DJ
Nah.
G Day
I'm like, yo, yo, like, he don't give a damn.
DJ
Because in realistic, he's probably bigger than him.
Mike
He is.
G Day
I know he is weird, but he, like, bigger than Kai, though, right?
Mike
Yeah.
G Day
Yeah. That's crazy.
Mike
Kai is just big, like, in the news.
DJ
I wonder if that's the case now.
Mike
He is, though, bro.
DJ
Yeah, I guess I wonder if that's the case now.
Mike
I'm talking about, like, known, though. Like known. Wise kids rock with. Kids rock with speed. More like heavy. Heavy. Consume the most content. We can watch Kai because it's like, damn, Kevin Hart on Kyle. Let me at least Drew Ski. Let me give it at least a try. What's up, Speed don't give a. About us, bro. This is 18 and under.
DJ
No features.
Mike
We crash now. Cause Kyle used to do a lot of shit, Dolo. But then he just like, damn, I might as well just, you know, bring these old niggas in. Cause Kyle only did it. He said it, too. Because Joe Budden was hating on him. So he like, you know, all y'all niggas hating on the streamers and all this shit. Let me bring y'all niggas into my world. And now, shit. Cause I don't see Chris Brown and Kevin Hart and them streaming like him, bro. They just ain't gonna do that shit.
G Day
Nah, but Kyle having Nicki Minaj is crazy.
DJ
But he.
G Day
I was obsessed with Nicki Minaj.
Mike
I was, too. She was like, high school's one of my favorite musicals.
G Day
I used to be in that motherfucker. Like, she so bad. I remember back when I was single, somebody bought me a shirt to her. She was like, this all you ever talk about. You want everybody to be built like Nicki?
Mike
You bet you right on me.
G Day
I was going to build a berry. I tried to get one of those.
Mike
Damn, you had the paper to play with it.
G Day
I did. Still couldn't find me Where I couldn't.
Mike
Put the face Build a bitch in Linux.
G Day
I couldn't find the Facebook. I wanted to go.
Mike
Nikki was raw until I. This is when I kind of took a step back when I was with Damn, what's my boy name? Ky. Now who's at Bloomington. We went to that concert and I just. The leg to Booty ratio threw me off, bro.
G Day
Yeah, I liked her in 20.
DJ
It got a little OD.
Mike
It did, bro.
G Day
I stopped liking her in like 2012. Yeah, it all kind of felt bad.
Mike
It's like, damn, I thought you was. But she was just so pretty though, that per.
G Day
That first Pink Friday album.
DJ
You know what's crazy? Like, Kasana is getting to the point of like Will Smith, Fresh Prince of cameos with women. Like, he's. He's. Oh yeah, he's that list.
Mike
Cause I didn't know that little girl Tyler was lit like that.
DJ
Yeah, Tila is.
Mike
Tila. Whatever her name is. She lit.
G Day
Yeah, she.
Mike
He had another little crash out. He used to play volleyball. That rap, though. Light skin. Oh my God. She was thick. Damn. I can't think of her. She rap. Oh, my God. If I said her name. Y'all know who she was. A volleyball player that raps. She used to play volleyball back in the day, but then she turned into a rapper. She a little light skinned girl. She had like a one hit.
G Day
That's a. That's a tough transition from volleyball to rapping.
Mike
Yeah, she.
DJ
She's known though, money.
Mike
She was thinking that she got real skinny.
G Day
Ice spice.
Mike
Ice spice. Yeah. Play volleyball. Yeah.
G Day
Motherfucker said she look like they hate her.
DJ
They said to your son, that's crazy.
Mike
Bro.
G Day
I was rolling.
Mike
King is crazy.
DJ
I need that pig stitches out of pocket.
Mike
Damn, that's nasty though.
DJ
On both behalf. That's crazy.
G Day
She got two skinny.
DJ
But they hater they said she was. She too chubby now. They said too skinny, can't win.
G Day
She stripping that. Okay. That OIC boy.
DJ
That's crazy.
G Day
The fact they got a commercial that.
DJ
Oh, oh, oh, ok. You know, and it plays non stop, bro.
G Day
It come on every. Every 20 minutes, bro. All I think about is this P. Like.
Mike
Touchdown last.
DJ
The real stocking stuffers, everybody.
Mike
Oh, zip it, auntie. What, bro? Say this is for you.
DJ
They're crazy.
G Day
You know.
DJ
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Mike
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G Day
If anyone is going to hold your attention on stage, you have to kind of be a freak.
DJ
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G Day
Are you a freak?
Mike
Hope so.
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G Day
They just want me singing blowing in the wind for the rest of my life. Bobby, what do you want to be? Whatever is, they don't want me to be. How does it feel?
DJ
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G Day
These are Elvis with no direction.
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DJ
Hey, did you see Lonzo ball talking with Jello about playing overseas?
Mike
Torturing him?
G Day
What do you say?
Mike
Loki told the nigga, bro, stop pooping without saying, like, bro, you're not going to the league.
DJ
He said, no, he didn't want to go overseas. He just want to go to the G league. He was just like, all right, bro, you could have went overseas and killed and have something like to show. He said, what happened last time he went to G League? I killed. Then what happened after that? He's like, I didn't play for like six games. He's like, bro, you not hooping. They don't have nothing to go off of.
Mike
Yeah.
DJ
He was just like, bro, your. Your path is overseas, right?
Mike
That made me love Lonzo ball even more.
DJ
Straight up.
Mike
For real. Cause I'm like, bro, he is keeping it real with his brother. Go get the bag. My N A, you not want us, and that's cool. We already got shit set up. If you still want to go hoop, go maximize your dollar, nigga across the water.
G Day
Straight up.
Mike
So that n A he was sitting. You talking about the angel Reese? Yeah, right. That nigga was really sitting there like, nah, fuck that. Like, I'm gonna get to the league.
G Day
Like, oh, he said something about going to NBA. Yeah, bro, that did.
Mike
He said all of them should play together.
G Day
It's dead, my boy.
DJ
That'd Be fire. But it's very unlikely at this point. Unfortunately.
Mike
Too many. Way better than you. And you too. Close to 30.
DJ
But I had this question. If Lamelo got the pull, why can't he make it happen?
G Day
If he had the pool, that n. A would have been on the G league team. Yeah, he don't got.
Mike
No, it's different, bro. It's different.
G Day
Some just not good. Let's just keep it a bang. Like, I don't. I'm not hating on him. I don't care. Do your thing. If you want to try to make the G league, make the league. Do your thing. But some just not good enough.
DJ
Yeah, bro, unfortunately, if you got your.
G Day
Brother a six eight point guard, your other brother a six, six point guard, and you six five and you a power forward on me, something missing, like.
DJ
You know what I mean?
Mike
You AJ Moyer in the crib, bro. It's over.
DJ
Shout out to AJ Moyer.
Mike
Shout out to AJ I'm just saying them as undersized bigs, bro. That. You know what I mean? Shit. Got wicked Bob Knight out of pocket to make AJ Play the four.
G Day
Yeah, like David said that.
Mike
Like he didn't even to me. And I feel like Jello can shoot, but you don't shoot that good enough for motherfuckers to take a chance on you.
G Day
Nah, bro, they would have took a chance, bro. Like, if you gonna make the league, you gonna make the league at. If you are American, most of the time, you gonna make it between the age 23 and under 24. Like you play the G league a little bit about 25, you ain't made it by then, it's probably over for you. Yeah, once you get to 25, you ain't made it. It's probably over.
DJ
Yeah, that potential shit did.
Mike
Oh boy. Giving them hope though, from the Lakers.
G Day
Oh.
Mike
Oh boy. They look like Taye Diggs that made it.
G Day
Wait, who you talking about the. That played in the G league that long time? They just called him because Andre. Yeah, he was a one time shop.
DJ
They treated him like a make a wish kid too. And I hated that he had played.
G Day
In the G league for like 15 years.
Mike
Did he?
DJ
And he came again shooting that too.
G Day
He had played in the G league for like 15 years. And it was just like n. He deserved it.
Mike
Oh, okay. You know, I didn't know it was like one of them.
G Day
And shout out to him. He not for sure. Cause he came in and killed though.
DJ
Yeah, he took advantage of the opportunity for sure, bro. The centel was out of Pocket. Because they. Last year when the Lakers were struggling, they were just like new signs. Two year deal.
Mike
I'll say.
DJ
They're out of pocket, man.
G Day
I love. What's that game? Not the Price is Right, Jeff. Did he go on Jeopardy?
Mike
The nigga Andre?
G Day
Yeah, he went on Jeopardy. Or one of them.
Mike
Oh, wow.
G Day
He did. He did one. He won like 50,000.
DJ
Damn.
Mike
One of them shows he on tour.
G Day
I don't know if it was Jeopardy.
Mike
Or he was a guy's favorite.
DJ
Jeopardy. Straight up. That's not no hate at all.
G Day
You better be s. What's the other one, though, where you can spell the words? Huh? No, no, that's.
DJ
That's Wheel of Fortune.
G Day
Will for. He might have went on Wheel of Fortune.
Mike
Damn.
G Day
His name, Andre.
Mike
All them people that hosted that. All them people that hosted them shows died.
DJ
Wheel of Fortune.
G Day
Andre Ingram.
Mike
Yeah.
G Day
What he went on Wheel of Fortune, Price is Right or. I know. I know what game show I can go on and win, though. Wheel of Fortune, Will of Fortune, I can go on Fucking family. You want 31,000? 31,000.
Mike
That's what's up.
G Day
I know I can win the fucking Family Feud.
DJ
I definitely feel confident me and my.
G Day
Family can go in there and win.
DJ
It, but we would have to have auditions because I need to see, like, proof. Don't get out there and embarrass me, because that's the one thing I hate on Family Feud. Don't get out there and be black and be embarrassing. Have y'all together for y'all get on there, man.
G Day
You know, the first time my mama argued with me, it's about Family Feud. My mom never. She always like me and her just like this. I was like, I go on Family Feud and win. Like, I. I don't know if I'll pick you. You know, I think she. No, no, no. She got mad.
DJ
I was like, what?
G Day
It, like, triggered her. She like, I'm the best in the family at Family Feud. I watch it every day. Like, I'm like, whoa. I was like, we can have a night. You know, they got, like, a game place here where you do Family Feud and stuff. I forgot what it's called. You go where I went, you would have seen. So I'm going take my mama them there. And she like, I'm a winner. She getting all serious. I'm like, whoa. Mama like, relax.
DJ
She was like, don't take your dad.
G Day
He not good.
DJ
Damn.
Mike
Stop coming at my guy like that.
G Day
I was like, what Be like the average 100 million question. She was like, he ain't going to know. I'm like, all right, cool.
Mike
Me and my family might be cool on there.
G Day
You think y'all be cool?
Mike
Yeah, bro. I'm a taboo lord. That's around the same type of.
G Day
How y'all think we'll do if they took five?
DJ
No, we get money. We get. Yeah, we're getting money. We'll get money.
G Day
So if they do a podcast, we'd be Joe Button in a Family Feud.
DJ
I don't know. I got marks on my hill. That's cheating, bro.
Mike
It take me a long time to process.
DJ
We gotta get him some part 30.
Mike
When we get on stage, man. Yeah, you can have that.
DJ
Yeah, we got a limitless pill for you.
G Day
No move that.
Mike
Do ask that some realtor questions.
G Day
They going to be like. Men said that. Michael say 100. So according to my calculation of 4 for that is 25%. That's really why I really.
Mike
I got to process.
DJ
Like, the first thing you get kicked off.
Mike
He the first thing. Call somebody stupid. I was calling.
G Day
How many people you gotta have on Family Feud? Is it five? I think so.
Mike
I kill that. It just give me a category. I'll them up.
G Day
Yeah, we got five.
Mike
A Taboo on my mind.
DJ
We can do that for sure.
Mike
Smack in taboo.
DJ
Yeah.
Mike
Always the number one. Pick on me.
DJ
Straight up.
G Day
It's five. Five.
DJ
We got five. Yeah, we got five of it. We want smoke, Malcolm.
Mike
We want to talk about these.
G Day
Yeah. Shout out to my boy V's.
Mike
I just don't know what all the categories are, though.
DJ
No family people category. So we ain't gonna go that far. We'd be cool, right? It's like random stuff.
G Day
Yeah.
DJ
It ain't.
G Day
Yeah, they asked 100 people.
DJ
I want to know what hundred people they be asking. Because that'd be some bullshit, too.
G Day
When they said the best rapper of all time, they had some wild names on that list, boy.
DJ
Was Eminem number one?
G Day
No, I think Snoop Dogg was number one.
Mike
Snoop Dogg, LL Cool J. Yeah.
G Day
Yeah.
DJ
Did they ask me?
G Day
Did y'all see what LL Cool yeah sidebar. Yeah.
DJ
Yeah.
G Day
How do y'all most. I, like, agree with him, though.
DJ
I can't disagree about what he said.
G Day
He the goat. Like, he the greatest rapper all the time. Like, he the most influential rapper either.
Mike
Like, one day they gonna give him as far as. Because he's really the most influential.
G Day
But if you think about it, the.
DJ
Archetype of what it is and the business aspect behind it, then most definitely, because he's not saying he's the best. Which we all agree he damn sure ain't.
G Day
But if you think about he the first rapper sign a Def Jam. He the first rapper to go like global really. And to have like marketing brands behind him. Like even with FUBU and that tv.
Mike
That TV show was fire.
DJ
Well, he had movies early on. LL Cool J was a star.
Mike
His exact words were, he's the most important rapper that ever existed.
DJ
He broke a lot of grounds, a lot of people to get money, revenues. I'm not mad at it. I think he is again, he's not the best. By no means. Let's meet that very clear.
Mike
I don't think he's saying he's the best lyricist. I don't think he's saying he makes the best hits. I think from a business and growing aspect, we wouldn't have like a Drake. And I'm not mad. I'm not mad at that.
G Day
You're the most important rapper.
Mike
I'm gonna still probably. I'm gonna put some people up there with him. I'm gonna put Snoop, Ice Cube, Dre up there with him.
DJ
You think so?
Mike
I think he kind of made it.
G Day
He came before them though.
Mike
He made it. Snoop. Snoop is more famous than LL Cool Drake, I'm saying.
G Day
But he made it okay for Snoop to be Snoop. Like he came out way before Snoop.
Mike
Oh, if he wants a pioneer shit.
G Day
Then yeah, he said he the most important.
Mike
Oh, okay. If he said he the blueprint, he ain't got no beef for me.
G Day
Yeah, he definitely the blueprint.
DJ
And the thing about LL people don't understand is that everything he was rapping about was real. Like he wasn't no fake made up. He was a real from the hood. Like he was really outside during that time when they was really doing that.
G Day
Type of like for that to have that show.
Mike
And that show was fire, bro.
G Day
Even being a movie, the movies was elite, bro.
Mike
You made want to get in shape too. I ain't gonna lie.
G Day
And that in he's still on TV every day. What's that?
DJ
NCIS some.
G Day
Yeah, trying to turn that off. Got two words every show that he be like, damn.
Mike
I think I see this a had the first BBL though.
DJ
Shout out to ut see Legend.
G Day
He's a pioneer.
Mike
Yeah, yeah. The first blow up dog.
DJ
Six in the morning. Hey man, I see some crazy. Crazy because he was really against the rapper. Talking about the police. And now he's a police officer last 25 years.
Mike
He really could rap though. He just did so much, bro.
G Day
He is a legend, bro.
DJ
He's a legend.
G Day
Are you making, like, what? I think we make 5 million? 6, like 5 or 6 million a year off that show off long.
DJ
And listen, that's one of the best TV shows of all time. Svu.
G Day
I swear to God.
DJ
You know what's crazy? I didn't know until recently the people who like SVU and like Criminal Intent, they don't really be with each other. Like, that is like two different worlds of that.
G Day
Yeah, I don't like Criminals Intent. I like svu.
DJ
I didn't know people was that serious about that.
Mike
He make a quarter meal per episode.
G Day
Which is about 6 million a season.
DJ
God damn.
G Day
I ain't gonna tell you. I'm invested, but little. I watch svu, bro.
DJ
Svu, is he.
G Day
Yeah, yeah, I do. The old lady make. She make what, 400,000 episode. What's the shorty name, the lead lady?
DJ
Benson.
G Day
Yeah, the white lady, whatever her name is.
DJ
No, she. She probably getting the.
G Day
Yeah, she get like 400 or something? Thousand.
DJ
She better get more iced tea. No disrespect.
G Day
Double 100, huh? Mariska. I can't say her last name. Argente. Yeah, 100 million. Oh, no, no, no. I'm saying episode 375,000. Okay.
DJ
And she make less than iced tea.
G Day
No, she make more. Oh, okay.
DJ
I was gonna say, boy, that'd be crazy.
G Day
Yeah, she been getting that money for a long time.
DJ
That shit. That's money in the fucking bag.
G Day
I gotta get on fucking SVU, man.
DJ
You try to go SVU.
G Day
Her latest one.
Mike
Her latest one, she made 500, 000 purposes late this season.
G Day
Oh, yeah.
DJ
She on the max bill.
G Day
And it'd be like 28 episodes.
DJ
Yeah, unlimited episodes.
G Day
Then the remakes. I mean, not the remakes, but the.
DJ
Usa, tbs, that's all they should be, is just Law and Order.
G Day
That's the. That got knocked out by Hulk Hogan. That right there.
Mike
Richard Belzer.
G Day
Yeah. Hulk Hogan put the nigga in the headlock. Fell out. He sued wwe.
DJ
Why? Why was Hulk on that wheel?
G Day
Because he used to be a talk show host, and he was, like, trying to say wrestling was fake, and he was like, put me in a headlock. And Hulk Hogan put that nigga in a real headlock. That nigga passed out. Oh, shit. And hit his head.
Mike
Damn.
G Day
And sued him. Damn. I know.
DJ
He won.
G Day
He sued wwe.
Mike
Things I never knew.
G Day
Wow. We talking about that last year and.
DJ
He went back to Law and Order. He been. Oh, he L wait, is he so long?
G Day
Yeah, obviously. He looked like them on his last leg.
DJ
Yeah, he looked like James out That.
G Day
Look hit the back of his head. Hulk Hogan was strong as I swear. God damn, look at he passed out.
DJ
Watercolor in the video start fading. She got wicked.
G Day
He just dropped it. He hit the back of his head. His head bleeding.
Mike
Damn.
DJ
And they just cut to the shot. Hey, Russell. Crazy as hell, bro.
G Day
Yeah, that's wild. Yeah.
DJ
Hulk Hogan all like. Well, he got my favorite tweet of all time that I need a cup of mud, brother.
G Day
Bro.
DJ
Hilarious, bro. Every time I see it, he disrespectful.
Mike
Yeah.
DJ
I wanted to ask you, since we talked about the. The Lonzo conversation, how was you and Moog relationship? Like. Like, under told story. I know y'all both. You know what I'm saying? Y'all be humble about y'all shit. But y'all was both in the league at the same time. Which is the craziest? That, like, that's accomplishment. Like, how was y'all relationship then?
G Day
It's always been big brother, little brother. I always knew he had a gift. We knew Marcus was going to the NBA when he was in seventh grade, like eighth grade. So my whole thing was just like, not for him to get satisfied with going to the league. But it's hard to be in the position I was in. I had to work, like, you know, I was coming from the bottom trying to get. Get there when it's already kind of handed to you. I couldn't put myself in his shoes because. Not to say he didn't have to work hard. Like, obviously he had to work hard. But it's different when you always the guy.
Mike
Yeah.
G Day
So when you never. When somebody always coming after you, it's a little different. And I grew up always having to go chase Eric Gordon and Derrick Rose and all them. He was them. So when he got to the league, it was different. He didn't know how to chase. He never had to chase. Yeah, I knew how to chase. So I knew. Not playing, coming off the bench and stuff. So he went through a different road in the NBA. It was a hard adjustment for him. I mean, but he got to his goal. He made it for sure. But it definitely was a different adjustment because he never been in that scenario, like, going to a team and not playing. Yeah, I had been there before. He ain't never been there.
Mike
It's hard adapting at the highest level.
G Day
Yeah.
DJ
Yeah. So especially when you're supposed to be evaluated.
G Day
Yeah. When you ain't never had that challenge to, like, have to go through that adversity a little bit and then to do it while you Making money. That's a tough. Like, that's tough. Like, I'm making millions of dollars. I'm about to go through this adversity I never been through. It's kind of tough to handle. And then we got two different perspectives. I'm like, get in the gym. Fight like this. You gotta do this, you gotta do this. And he like, n you had to do that. Like, you was sad. Nigga, I wasn't sad. You know what I mean? Essentially, like, I'm like, yo, you gonna have to work. Stay at the gym. You gonna do this? He like, yeah, yeah. But like, I'm good. N. You was sad. Like, I'm gonna be all right. And then when it didn't happen like that. You know what I mean? And then as he got older, he was like, damn. You know, he started feeling what I was saying. He started working, went overseas, did his thing, but he just understood that. And it was like, that might have been a little too late.
Mike
That's a jello effect, though. Yeah, he just ain't figured it out yet. He's still like, I'm like, you telling Lonzo and Lamelo, fuck y'all, I know what I'm doing.
DJ
It's crazy because, like, even with Lonzo, the fact that Lonzo Ball's playing basketball again, like, I'm happy to see it as a Lonzo fan, but, bro, he went through a crazy injury process where he could have never hooped again. For real. For real. We talk about it, like, even with the Victor Odipo situation, regardless what happened with the contracts for that injury, ultimately Denver ended his career. So for him to bounce back, and he like telling you, hey, bro, I'm fighting this at this look, when your situation, bro, you gotta listen to your bro.
G Day
I think Lonzo and them are starting to do podcasts and stuff. Cause I think not to wish bad on anybody or not to be hating or nothing, but I think it's like, he can feel it. Like, it's probably gonna be over for me soon. Cause he gonna he good enough to probably play a couple more years, you know, get some minimum deals or whatever. Nobody gonna pay him just cause of the injury history. Like, they gonna be so scared. But he probably gonna play a couple more years. But I see him starting to build himself outside of that.
Mike
Oh, yeah, for sure.
G Day
And it's a cool thing to see. But I was like, damn, I see why they did the podcast. They could feel it.
Mike
Cause they on there talking business too. Like, so I'm like, yeah, he's tapping into a Different avenue. Setting himself up just in case.
DJ
Come on, bro. He's daddy's son. Y'all seen Lavar Ball, One of the best marketers of all time. If you like him or not, bro, he did a lot of things in sports that people never do. Whether I'll be or accidental, it still work. He got his kids all set up, bro. You can't hate on that facts.
Mike
He just did it a crazy way that people just didn't, bro. But I'm like, you love your kids that much? It's everybody else kids, bro. How he violated Jeffrey Jordan, like, bro, your kids are weak, bro.
DJ
And he said, your daddy weak, too. I play your daddy 101 killed that.
Mike
I had to ask my dad, bro. You gotta turn your shit up, bro.
DJ
Hey, I know the last dance was all about MJ career, but I wanted him to ask him that question. Be like, hey, you heard what Levon Ball said about you?
G Day
He probably started laughing.
DJ
You see how he did Gary Payton?
G Day
Nah, that nigga was rolling when he seen GP highlight. I ain't never seen Mike laugh that hard.
DJ
GP was like, yeah, I was flustering. He like, ah, that's cute.
G Day
He was so disrespectful, Mike. Funny as hell.
DJ
Hey, another. You know what I'm saying, son? That went crazy in the living. Not went crazy, but who's had a solid career making out nothing? Gary Payton. Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro. Got it out the mud for sure.
G Day
Nah, nah, he got it.
Mike
He got GP3.
G Day
Yeah, he definitely having a good career. But you know who son really making a name for himself right now? Scottie Pippen, jr.
Mike
I was just about to say kill it.
G Day
He can really play. I liked him at Vanderbilt. Everybody always said he was a little bit too small, but he could score the ball. He did everything at Vanderbilt, and he competed defensively, and that's now starting to show in the NBA. It's dope. What? He had 30 in Chicago, bro.
DJ
Come on, bro.
Mike
He about to get paid. When it's time. If he keep it up, he gonna. He gonna get paid, bro.
G Day
Yeah, he gonna be.
DJ
He's solid, bro.
Mike
That's a steal.
G Day
Yeah, he's probably. He top. He top three backup point guards in the NBA right now.
DJ
Yeah, easily.
Mike
He.
DJ
And like you said, that Ja effect, bro. The way that team plays, bro, with jaws around, bro, is different, bro.
Mike
That was a great organization for him to go to.
G Day
Facts didn't give people chances, bro.
Mike
Cause he. If he would have went somewhere else, they probably would have got spooky. Cause he probably wouldn't have got that opportunity.
G Day
Like la.
DJ
He was in LA and didn't get that. And some something they could have used, which is crazy.
G Day
The player they need. But it's crazy.
DJ
Damn crazy how work out like that.
Mike
Shout out, shout out to little Bronny.
DJ
The real shift leader Bronnie about to have Skype people on his team and on his own. Y'all crazy as hell.
Mike
Wrong with y'all. Hey, them is crazy. The NBA is wicked, man. We gotta go to a Lakers game.
DJ
Hey, man, I bet, man, Lakers, man, has been brutal because Hood Schifino, bro, is getting a tough breakout here. They like, man, he scored 34 points his whole career. They like west side connect. Got 37 career high. Hit this nigga off my squad. I'm like, bro, he ain't even got a chance to even hoop yet, man.
G Day
I knew this is wicked, bro. That's a prime example of somebody that shouldn't have went to the league. He was okay at Indiana. He had moments. He was great. I shouldn't even say you should have went to the league because who do I tell you not to turn down guaranteed millions of dollars, right? But as far as a basketball player, he just wasn't ready. Like, it's okay. I remember Chris Paul saying this to me. Like, it's cool to go to the league, but if you not ready, you not going to play and you're going to be out the league. Yeah, I use it as reversed. I'm like, oh, this nigga don't think I'm good enough. I'm going to show this N kind of thing. But he was right. Like going to the league and you not ready just to get there and then be out. It's worse than like staying in college and you might go later in the draft or whatever, but now you got something to fall back on. Like, he just wasn't ready. Now he one year of school, about to be out the league, gonna go overseas, do whatever. Hopefully he get another opportunity where somewhere else in the league, but. Cause he he actually capable player. But it's just like, damn, at 21, it's tough. It's the real world. You know what I mean?
DJ
Crazy.
Mike
You gotta make sure your mentality is there too. Cause fall into a sunken place, bro.
G Day
It's like 21. You gotta hit the real world.
DJ
That's crazy. And like you said, it's the biggest audition. For real. For real and that. And you in a situation to where you got one of the biggest sports organizations they all dissatisfied with. They probably call you Ass and tell you terrible. You know, LeBron effect don't always help everybody. So he got a heel to climb.
G Day
Boy, I couldn't imagine. Well, I have been there. I told you, I broke out in house. But to get like, be in my Rookie deal being 20, 21, how road he is. He right over 20. And they telling you we're not picking up your option. So make sure. You about to be a free agent. You gotta go get it out the mud and really try to figure. I've been messed up at 20.
Mike
All you know is ball.
G Day
I'm like, Steph Curry, 37.
DJ
Come on, bro, I'm 20.
G Day
I'm about to be out the league.
Mike
What I supposed to do? All you know is ball.
G Day
You can't go coach at 20.
Mike
Hell no.
DJ
Hell no. Hey, shit, you gotta go overseas. Because everybody act like they're just going overseas is easy. No, there are people who overseas who are amazing at basketball.
G Day
Really?
DJ
Really. And you not gonna go take their job.
G Day
And going overseas at 21 is not. That wasn't the thought process. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know if you really prepared for that.
Mike
That's a huge, huge culture shock, let alone going to the league. Yeah, motherfucker go to Zimbabwe. It's ugly, boy.
G Day
You can get four wives, though.
DJ
He goes, that's why J. Cole was Africa. I get it now.
G Day
Yeah, for a while.
Mike
J. Cole wild.
DJ
Hey, man, Friday Night Lights on dsps, man.
G Day
I had to spit it.
DJ
I had to spin it off the stream, bro.
G Day
I've been playing it all since.
Mike
That shit is hard, though.
DJ
Yeah, I see what you try to do on Twitter.
G Day
Do that.
DJ
Big shocker, period.
Mike
No, no, no. I was just a lot of smoke.
DJ
He asked what was better down in.
Mike
Detroit, and that's why I went viral on Twitter, because people was like, you need to say something about Detroit. Niggas asleep on Detroit.
G Day
I'm like, you think Detroit's better than Friday Night Lights?
Mike
I didn't say that.
G Day
Oh.
Mike
I was about to say, whoa, you not on Twitter. My Twitter crashes a little different. And motherfuckers like, being n ain't speaking on Detroit enough. Everybody keep hyping it. Da da da. The Friday Night Lights. I'm like, okay. So I just asked, and it just. That shit went crazy. I like Friday Night Lights better. Cause Detroit, to me, is an album.
G Day
Friday Night Lights is an album. Album.
DJ
It was. It was the first album, but I.
Mike
Just feel like, I don't know, bro. Detroit is more the interludes, the. I don't know I just felt Detroit more.
G Day
I don't think Detroit got a song better than two Deep for the intro.
Mike
I had to run.
DJ
Detroit is an elite project.
Mike
It is, bro. Cause it's better than all his other albums.
G Day
No.
DJ
Oh, no, Big Sean. Not Dark Sky.
G Day
Yeah, y'all crazy Dark Sky.
DJ
Paradise got slack.
G Day
No. That hard. That's the one.
Mike
Is that Marvin Gaye Chardonnay?
DJ
No, that's the first one. That's. Nah.
Mike
Well, I'm sleeping.
DJ
Paradise got that, bro.
G Day
When I played for my mama, she thought it was. She thought it was a gospel song. What's this one?
DJ
One man can save the world.
G Day
Nah.
Mike
Detroit.
G Day
Hold on.
DJ
I'm about to go to Dark sky right now.
Mike
Detroit his best shit, y'all.
DJ
Dark Sky.
G Day
Paradise, bro.
DJ
Blessings all your fault. I don't with you play no games. Paradise. Win some, lose some, Stay down. I. Nah, bro. This is definitely his.
G Day
Yeah, that's his best.
Mike
Nah, bro. Detroit is elite.
DJ
I with Detroit, though. Detroit's a top tier mixtape for me.
G Day
It was that song. I used to play this for my mom in the car. She thought that was God for something. It might have been blessed. And then it was by Rick Ross. I used to play Sanctified and she used to come home. She used to be. I'll be like, it's a church song, mama. They hit Sanctify, come over. She be like, turn this.
DJ
All I wanted is a hundred million dollars in a bad. Ain't nothing wrong with them requests at all. My. That's crazy.
G Day
But I'm gonna take Friday Night Lights.
DJ
I am too.
G Day
If he battling.
Mike
Oh, yeah. Over Detroit for sure. I've just. I just.
DJ
Detroit is fired up.
Mike
Detroit more, though, like Detroit or Cushion Orange Juice Detroit, bro. Not too much shit. Fucking with that, bro.
G Day
I got Cushion Orange Juice.
Mike
And Cushion Orange Juice is legendary.
G Day
That wiz. Cushion orange juice.
DJ
I dare say I don't think there's a song in Detroit fucking with Mesmerized Woof. And I don't like having this conversation. Cause I really fuck with Detroit.
G Day
I love Big Sean mixtape Friday Night Lights, though. Premeditated Murder. Murder, yeah.
DJ
That shit is crazy.
G Day
Oh, my God. That's my favorite song on that cd.
DJ
That's. I realized this weekend when a lot of people been talking about the old projects. That's in a lot of people's top five Drake Hole songs. Premarital Murder is crazy.
G Day
Oh, my God, Knew how I killed the game.
DJ
Premeditated Murder Vilmatic is still my favorite on that project, though, because the Devil in the new dress beat Is crazy.
Mike
That is hard.
DJ
Yeah. And Cole went crazy on that shit.
Mike
Yeah.
DJ
Did you see what he. I don't know if y'all listen to the audio series or not, but when Jay basically was just like, ask Drake. Say, like, get my hit. Drake as Jay Z. Y got. You got to tap in as a CO fan. You got to listen to the audible. It's fire, bro. So, yeah, basically like hook my man's up type J said to Drake for Draco. Like, hook my man's up cuz. You know, my was trying to get a single type. So I don't. I mean, they didn't.
G Day
So is Drake really big dog then Got to put you on.
DJ
I wonder how. I wonder if that plays a part into their relationship. Cuz you don't see nothing about JCO and Jay Z at all. You haven't since that first album for. And that J. Cole's been amaz. Like, we ain't seen nothing.
Mike
Side note, Kwame Brown just asked to do the show.
DJ
Yes, most definitely.
Mike
He gonna want a Zoom call.
G Day
Oh, we got a Zoomie.
Mike
He gonna want a Zoom. We definitely not Zooming him.
G Day
No, I don't like Zoom.
Mike
But yeah. Yes got the dm.
DJ
Of course, him in Orlando.
G Day
So Dwight Howard ain't wrote me back since y'all crashed out on him.
Mike
You crashed out on him.
G Day
You gonna post it.
Mike
I don't know about his people, but someone like Brandon, please take that down, bro. And that it was. Somebody had a lot of followers of the blue chick. They like, I love the show. Be here, but please just.
G Day
I was like, he wilding. Who made that real for him? He did.
Mike
He made it himself.
G Day
You w bro, Shout out to B.
Mike
Swift. I'm a real mixer bastard.
G Day
I'm like, why?
DJ
Why are people at me? You can tell it's homemade because you see the videos like this. That's not Louise.
Mike
Don't put that SM on. Any time it's like this, I ain't going to put. I was going to blame Malcolm, but.
G Day
Part of 520, I was like, who made this for him? Like, why is this.
DJ
No, he made it himself.
G Day
Why did this make the cut?
Mike
They got shared too much. So I just took it down, though.
G Day
I was like, what the Jason Collins story is good. What the is going on?
Mike
They like, why the is T going to the strip club with two gay.
DJ
All right.
G Day
See, that's why.
Mike
Nobody said that on my kids.
G Day
They said I got quit. I'm tired of explain myself. They weren't. They weren't gay at the time. I don't even know who Dwight H Is gay. I don't know his sex.
DJ
Love Dwight.
Mike
When you come on this show, if you gonna come on this show, we joke, bro. We gonna have fun. We're gonna respect your career. We're gonna highlight all the way back to high school. But we gonna join on you, bro. It's a part of it. Come over here and have fun.
DJ
My no, shut up, Dwight. Hall of Famer it is.
Mike
We respect your whole career, bro.
DJ
A couple things before we get out of here. We'll get to that. First. Hey, did you the clip I sent you why you went viral Twitter this week.
G Day
I don't know why I'm with oh, why they gotta add me? You know he didn't do anything.
DJ
Look yoke rookie season. This highlight type first person on there, they got young Nacho.
G Day
I don't know how I got in the highlight table.
Mike
What are you doing?
G Day
Trying to steal the ball from Yogic. Wow, he on a fast break. Why is your big ass dribbling?
Mike
Yee. Oh, he told me how to back on team.
G Day
Pause. He gonna gas that.
Mike
Say that to me. I took the white clip down so that could go up.
DJ
Hey, there was tea with a chicken wrap. I said damn. First clip.
Mike
Damn. You didn't say you got crossed by Y. Remember anything else? That's crazy, man. We out of here though.
DJ
We gotta get out of here, man, before we get out of here. Listen, man, I was on Amazon late night Black Friday. Had to grab something for myself, man, you know what I'm saying? Take care of this little holiday budget. Appreciate you freaking Mike. What you grab, you know what I'm saying man? Amazon be taking care of me all my needs, you know what I'm saying? Went through, I grabbed some glasses, you know what I'm saying?
G Day
Little Aggie. Happy birthday.
DJ
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. These was for the party, but you know what I'm saying. Thanksgiving Day I was watching the Bears game and Matt Eber was the way. He decided not to see that. He need to call time out. I'm gonna donate these to my dog. He could also reread his new contract cause he did not make it on the flight back. That is crazy to get fired on the way Game is out of pocket, bro. I have to come back with the scene, bro.
G Day
I thought there was a glass. You be reading them DraftKings read.
DJ
Are these a million dollar glass?
Mike
The volume.
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Club Shay Shay Podcast - Episode: Club 520 - Jeff Teague on Lonzo Ball CALLING OUT LiAngelo, Ohio State vs. Michigan, BEST Rivalries Release Date: December 2, 2024
In this lively and engaging episode of Club Shay Shay, hosts DJ, G Day, and Mike delve into a variety of topics ranging from personal anecdotes about Thanksgiving to in-depth discussions on college football rivalries and NBA dynamics. The conversation is peppered with humor, personal insights, and notable quotes that provide a glimpse into the hosts' perspectives and experiences.
The episode kicks off with the hosts sharing their Thanksgiving experiences, highlighting the stress and joy that come with the holiday.
DJ reflects on his multifaceted Thanksgiving: “I went to four different houses. We here now. I'm happy you're here to say that.”
G Day shares a personal story about helping a friend named Sierra during an allergic reaction: “I walked to Walgreens and got her some Benadryl… she good now.”
Mike humorously discusses the challenges of family gatherings: “Family meals no more. Our generation is through.”
A significant portion of the conversation revolves around Thanksgiving dishes, with the hosts debating the merits of various traditional foods.
DJ emphasizes the importance of classic dishes: “Mac and cheese is heat.”
Mike criticizes certain side dishes: “I don't eat dressing. That's poor people food.”
G Day defends family culinary efforts while maintaining his preferences: “Shout out to my sister. She make the sweetest baked beans in the country.”
The hosts humorously navigate their differing tastes, showcasing the diversity of opinions even among close friends.
Shifting gears, the hosts delve into the intense rivalries in college football, particularly focusing on the Ohio State vs. Michigan matchup.
DJ expresses admiration for the competitive nature: “The Ohio State, Michigan might be the best. Like, people care so much.”
G Day comments on Michigan's single-minded focus: “It's so crazy to me that Michigan don't give a fuck about nothing else as long as they beat Ohio State.”
Mike provides perspective on team dynamics and coaching: “Ryan Day is a sick one. I don't think he's gonna lose his job.”
The discussion highlights the passion and high stakes involved in these rivalries, underlining their significance in the college football landscape.
A central theme of the episode is the relationship and dynamics between NBA players Lonzo Ball and Jeff Teague, including touches on Lonzo’s interactions with his brothers.
DJ brings up Lonzo's career and decisions: “He went through a crazy injury process where he could have never hooped again.”
G Day shares insights on Lonzo's adjustment to high-level play: “He didn't know how to chase. He never had to chase.”
Jeff Teague discusses the challenges of supporting a brother in the league: “It's always been big brother, little brother. I always knew he had a gift.”
The hosts explore the pressures of professional sports, the impact of family expectations, and the personal struggles athletes face, providing a nuanced view of Lonzo Ball’s career trajectory and relationship with his brother Jeff Teague.
The conversation also touches on various aspects of media and pop culture, including TV shows, movies, and the influence of rap legends.
Mike and G Day discuss the impact of LL Cool J on the rap industry: “He broke a lot of grounds… the most important rapper that ever existed.”
DJ highlights the significance of media platforms: “The Breakfast Club is monumental. They were the go-to for our community.”
The hosts debate the influence and legacy of different artists, reflecting on how media shapes public perception and the legacy of influential figures in entertainment.
Towards the end of the episode, the hosts engage in a series of light-hearted exchanges about game shows, celebrity interactions, and personal anecdotes.
G Day and Mike humorously speculate about participating in game shows like Family Feud, illustrating their camaraderie and playful banter: “We got five. Five. We got five of it. We want smoke, Malcolm.”
DJ shares observations on pop culture trends and the crossover between sports and entertainment: “He defied everyone. He turned it down to change everything.”
These segments add a layer of humor and relatability, showcasing the hosts' ability to seamlessly transition between serious discussions and entertaining banter.
This episode of Club Shay Shay masterfully balances personal storytelling with in-depth discussions on sports rivalries and NBA dynamics. The hosts’ chemistry and diverse perspectives create an engaging narrative that resonates with listeners, offering both entertainment and insightful commentary. From heartfelt Thanksgiving stories to navigating the high-pressure world of professional sports, Club Shay Shay delivers a rich and comprehensive listening experience for fans of athletics, family dynamics, and pop culture.