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DJ Will
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Bishop B
The volume.
DJ Will
All right, man, we back another holiday episode of Club 520 podcast. I'm the host. My name is DJ Will. Same gang with me. To my left, I got my dog, Bishop B. Heading out the pearlies. How you. What? Nasty.
Bishop B
Cool and nasty. Let's get to it, baby.
DJ Will
I know you know what I'm saying. I know you have some good Christmas gifts. My boy went straight to the feats with.
Bishop B
Oh, yeah.
DJ Will
You know what I'm saying? With the production team gifts.
Bishop B
Yeah. I couldn't wait to throw in the. You know, I mean the jump mans.
DJ Will
Okay. See, the baby blue was having this. And real tough.
Young Nacho
Real, real tough.
DJ Will
For sure, man. To my right, I got my dog, Young Nacho. Young Teague. How you. What?
Young Nacho
Cool and nasty. Nah, I got on these. I hate dunks now.
DJ Will
Damn.
Young Nacho
Well not hate, but I don't like. These ain't sbs. I like sbs. I just got on my pike dunks. I guess I had these on.
DJ Will
Got the red double dunks on.
Young Nacho
Yeah.
Bishop B
That's crazy.
DJ Will
Free Coach Tig. So it's backwards.
Young Nacho
Oh, God.
DJ Will
Hey, that's funny. Holiday breakup around, you know what I'm saying? Coaches, they get to acting practice and they got my boy away, man. Free to real, man, man.
Young Nacho
Definite. I'm hurt.
DJ Will
That's interesting you say that about the dunks. Because the dunks, like, the last couple years went od. I remember Pandemic right after they was. You couldn't get no dunks, bro. You couldn't know dunks at all. And then they flooded the market and they could say, we are nothing on dunks. They are sitting everywhere now.
Young Nacho
I like dunks. Nah, I don't. I ain't gonna lie.
Bishop B
I do. It's just that the Panda wave was crazy. I just. I don't know. People over hype a shoe. I get it, but I don't know. I still rock a dunk.
DJ Will
Yeah, I mean, I. I grew up on the sb so, you know, don't got those no more. They don't know where to get them at. But it's kind of funny because, like, even, like when those came back out, like the different. The Be True series, like the. Like, even with the Brazil boys, the Syracuse autumn shoes, those were going crazy for a long time, like, after marketing and stuff. And then they dropped them all back again and it up again.
Bishop B
I tell all the time that you was really. I had like one pair, but you was a. That I seen consistently wearing. Like, I told me that's where S.B. wells came from.
DJ Will
Oh, yeah.
Bishop B
Like, didn't know that. Like, that was what you Used to.
DJ Will
Rock all the time and oh yeah.
Bishop B
Growing up, feeling away, seeing slut them out, I. I respect it.
Young Nacho
Yeah.
DJ Will
I mean I never, Yeah, I never cared about the dunk.
Young Nacho
I thought it was cool cuz like.
DJ Will
Back in the days you went to like journeys of them random places to get like 5.0s and stuff like that. Like it was cool. But like when they went super crazy, I was like, I mean it's a regular shoe, it's a dunk. It's like an Air Force One. I ain't mad at people wearing it. I hate the pandas, but I can't be mad at it. It's a staple shoe. It's a black and white shoe. How could they ever go wrong?
Young Nacho
Yeah, I started wearing dunks in like 2014, 2013.
DJ Will
Yeah.
Young Nacho
And I, I was cool with them then because I, my brother used to have them when I was young. He used to wear a 12. Wore all old school stuff, so he used to wear dunks. So when I seen him again like I was like, damn, like the air raids and all that. I wanted that because my brother. But I was with Adidas so I couldn't wear them. But I used to buy it, you know what I mean? But then when it started, I could wear Nikes again. I started wearing them. People weren't really wearing them.
Bishop B
Nah, especially back then.
Young Nacho
Yeah, they weren't really wearing them. So when I went back to Nike in like 2016, people wasn't rocking them. Only person I seen rocking them was like Kyrie. Kyrie had some dunks but not too many other people was rocking. And I was like, damn, Kyrie must be a skater, you know what I mean? Cause he was rocking dunks. But then when everybody started wearing them like 2020 and shit, I'm like, ah, nah, nah.
DJ Will
Yeah, the SB dunk wave was crazy. I remember Kyrie especially when he was still with Nike. The concepts wise he had a lot of. He like the lobsters and all the shit. And he started going back with like the Jedi's and stuff. He had that.
Young Nacho
He for sure going crazy.
DJ Will
But you can't find any of that stuff now for anything cheap. That's one thing I hate. I was gonna ask y'all that what shoes y'all used to have. You were like, damn, I wish I would have had like this resale market. Even with Mike Tuga when he was at Foot Locker. Niggas had that shit back then. And I'm just like for when Stockx first came around the resale places, I'm like I wish I would have kept some of that stuff. Cause I would have came up.
Young Nacho
My mom would have never sold autumn Browns and Barkleys and the bacons, all that shit, bro. I would have been. Went crazy.
Bishop B
I just want my white and gold LeBron threes back from back in the day.
Young Nacho
Facts.
DJ Will
Damn.
Bishop B
RIP my nigga. DJ. That was. We slutted them out. We was out of pocket. I told y'all Levi's and jeans and.
DJ Will
YT at a time period. That was acceptable, bro. We was out of pocket, but it was acceptable.
Young Nacho
All Stars white fours. I had them. I had all the Barkleys. The red and black Barkleys, the white and blue Barkleys. The black and blue Barkleys, the black.
DJ Will
White and blue Barkies are so fucking cold and they never gonna come back out again.
Young Nacho
Yeah, I had them. I had all them. We used to buy every Barkley. Even me and Phil. We had the. I don't know what year it is. The mid Barkleys with the strap across them. Yeah, I had the black ones. The ones Fab Five was rocking.
DJ Will
Yeah. Little gray and white.
Young Nacho
Yeah, I was rocking them. Phil had the navy blue and white ones. Them was gross.
DJ Will
But I had the white and silver ones too.
Young Nacho
I had all them.
Bishop B
I'm trying to think about my childhood west shit. Probably just the Webers for me when I was a kid.
DJ Will
Kid.
Young Nacho
The Sensations or whatever.
DJ Will
Blue Fire. Oh, crazy, crazy School Professor School has the white and red ones in his abbey. And they so fire. Every time I see them, they so fire.
Young Nacho
I had the white and red ones. Had the black and white ones. I had the blue and white ones. And then I, Hugh, had the black and blue ones. I ain't never get the black and blue ones. I wanted them bad, though.
Bishop B
I was on a Seaw wave for sure.
DJ Will
See, I didn't. I didn't get too many of the Sensations, even though I. With them heavy. I had the Pippins. I had every color of that. Nah, the pippen one with the squiggly lines.
Bishop B
Air pippin.
DJ Will
The black, white and red ones went crazy. Um, it's another color they had. It was like purple and black. That was dumb too, but it was the heaviest shoe on earth. I don't know why I like that shoe that much.
Young Nacho
I got some of them. I got the black ones right now. The black and red ones.
DJ Will
Yeah.
Bishop B
In my career, I think my mom bought me them. Tim Duncan's.
DJ Will
Them was heavier than a. Oh, which one is it? Total Foam Possum. The Total Foam Possum.
Young Nacho
Max oh, nigga, them is hard.
DJ Will
You should have the strongest feet on Earth, bro.
Bishop B
I do, bro. That's what my calves will be.
Young Nacho
I'll take a silver. I'll take a silver pair of them right now. Yeah, I still don't got them. I got some black ones and I got them, like, aqua blue ones or something. All blue. Yeah.
Bishop B
We talked to kg, too, and when we had him on the show about his shoes, he had a fire show.
DJ Will
Oh, yeah, the Garnet, too.
Young Nacho
I had them Garnettes. That was our team basketball shit.
Bishop B
Yeah, that was good smoke.
DJ Will
It's so crazy because, like, we talking about this nostalgia, like Nike basketball and old shit. It's like they're never bringing that shit out because only us like it.
Bishop B
Yeah, it's pointless to bring up.
DJ Will
It's not even worth it.
Bishop B
You look at the kids, for sure.
DJ Will
They could give a bro.
Young Nacho
My man Lou had on the Jason kids the other day. They were so hard.
DJ Will
Oh, yeah, the Zoom. Them elite, bro.
Young Nacho
I'm like, damn. Load them is hard.
DJ Will
And then I was mad because when the Drakes came out and they was just like. Them like the Drakes? No, them like the J Kids. Y'all got up. I understand your age, but we're not gonna ever disrespect the lineage like that at all.
Young Nacho
Yeah, speaking of lineage, it's Christmas time.
DJ Will
Yes, sir. You know what's crazy? Like, we ain't gonna talk about the gifts. Actually, we're here for the gifts. I want to ask y'all, how do you politely say, I don't like this gift? Or what do you do with a gift you don't like?
Bishop B
Just take it back.
Young Nacho
Okay.
Bishop B
That's why I always ask for gift cards. Because if I don't like it from the place, I just give it to my kids.
Young Nacho
I just don't even use it. I just say thank you and just kind of put it to the side.
DJ Will
Yeah, yeah. Like, you know, as men in paychecks in our family, like, we don't give a fuck about gifts.
Bishop B
Like, I always told them a fucker, I don't want to tie. I don't want luggage. Or I'm cool with cologne, too. But don't overdo it. Niggas get the same thing. Like, when girls want to be lazy, niggas get the same thing.
DJ Will
Talk about it, King.
Young Nacho
I can't. I can't agree. Not me. My wife go over and.
Bishop B
Yeah, I'm. No, you talking about. I'm talking about in general.
Young Nacho
Oh, yeah.
Bishop B
I'm saying niggas don't want no. We ain't talking about no person. I'm just saying niggas do not want ties, luggage, cologne, drawers, T shirts. We want it, but it's not like, damn. You really didn't think because we got to be overly thoughtful.
DJ Will
Yeah.
Bishop B
You buy a girl, Victoria's Secret says she might be shitty.
DJ Will
It better be Fenty. Better be that Fenty.
Bishop B
Yeah, some new. Some skims or something.
Young Nacho
Speaking of skins, bro, she tried to kill boys for the holidays.
DJ Will
Yeah, Kim out of pocket. She knew better than to do that right now.
Young Nacho
Yes, out of pocket.
Bishop B
She the goat, bro.
DJ Will
A North Face collab. Yeah. You don't respect our pocket?
Bishop B
She's the goat, bro. Nobody's with her brother. Marketing is a one, bro.
DJ Will
Shout out to yay skims.
Bishop B
Selling off that fast is crazy, bro. That's why I feel like it was some people that had already had. That's why I tell people I'm locked in with ticket master. So when y'all take a drop, y'all should be late. I'm already tapped in on the early bird. I feel like Kim got a hive, bro.
DJ Will
Of course, most definitely she got a high.
Bishop B
And I get it. She does. She the biggest. But I'm saying, bro, for that to go two minutes.
DJ Will
Come on, bro.
Young Nacho
Was pressing the out them computer keys.
Bishop B
It's crazy.
DJ Will
Bro Was putting they last minute efforts into that last Christmas gift. Like, hey, I'm gonna get them skinned. Oh, you or not.
Young Nacho
That's what I thought. I was like, p. Just get on there. So tell me when you get your cart ready. I'm go ahead and swipe up. She said everything's gone.
Bishop B
Everybody taps into TikTok. I got them two pieces on sale, man.
DJ Will
That is not the skin.
Young Nacho
I'm saying looking for that shit is called skin.
DJ Will
Get one watch cycle. Motherfuckers are petty hoes.
Young Nacho
The whole outf some stuff.
Bishop B
Hey, leggings is leggings. We don't care anyway.
Young Nacho
Like at y'all family functions for like the holidays, like, do y'all play games and stuff? Like. Like family traditions. Y'all play games any of that?
Bishop B
Minute to win it.
Young Nacho
What's that game? I ain't never heard of it.
Bishop B
Minute to win it, we go. We all going to have to do that one day. I'm going have to show y'all. I did it for one of my birthday parties, but it's like a bunch of little games, bro. That you play. It's not just one game.
Young Nacho
Okay.
Bishop B
Like table games, anything. Like pulling the tissue.
Young Nacho
Oh, okay.
Bishop B
That type shit like swinging the hot dog paws between your leg, trying to knock it over.
DJ Will
Excuse me.
Bishop B
You put a hot dog. The girls put a hot dog between their leg on the string and they swing it, but you gotta knock the cup over.
Young Nacho
Oh, I thought it was the one.
DJ Will
Where you try to eat.
Young Nacho
Y'all ain't seen that on like.
DJ Will
Yes. That's a hell of a tick tock child I've been seeing. They had the bachelorette party, they'd be swinging it, try to catch it. I said, oh, this is in their mouth. Yeah.
Young Nacho
Yes, sir.
Bishop B
Y'all algorithm different. I'm just not for real.
DJ Will
It is.
Young Nacho
That's what I call you and say.
Bishop B
I would say so.
Young Nacho
You got grandmama in there trying to catch. Yeah.
Bishop B
Ain't never seen where the. They put the present. The little box of presents on their back with the jingles. You got to shake it. Those are minutes to win a game. You got a twerk and the come out.
Young Nacho
No, I ain't doing that well.
Bishop B
No, it's not for you. Hopefully.
Young Nacho
I'm leave. You said you have to play these.
Bishop B
Games with us when we have, you.
Young Nacho
Know, the real skills Challenger. I saw the ones we got like do ping pong ball in the water. I ain't seen no twerking.
Bishop B
That's a frat party game.
Young Nacho
Get the most of them in the.
Bishop B
Oh, yeah, but you can do a bunch of shit, bro. You just. It's like an obstacle course, basically. Yeah.
Young Nacho
What about you, dj? I got anything.
DJ Will
I made new traditions this year because, you know, I. I feel like it was time to step up in the family. It's been lacking the last couple years. I'm holding it down, you know what I'm saying? Basically, you know what I'm saying? We can watch the. We can have all family time in the morning, but once the games come on afternoon, that's everybody's cue to, you know, I'm saying, enjoy this wonderful spread that I provided for y'all and shut the up. Y'all can play whatever games I want to, but once the games come on, I'm trying to hit this. This Christmas lay. Everybody do what y'all want. Everybody enjoy your gifts. Get out the way. Clear our eyes whole time. But then later in the nights, I always kick with my homies. We all got kids and now. But we always linked up for the games or one of the games on Christmas. So that's always been our tradition.
Young Nacho
That's dope.
Bishop B
Yeah.
Young Nacho
We ain't really got no traditions in my crib. Like we used to go to my mama house. We probably go to my mama house for breakfast or something. I don't know. Yeah, we probably do something like that. But other than that we just be lazy. Me and P probably have some food and all. But that's really it. We don't got.
DJ Will
Yeah.
Young Nacho
I used to drink with my homies on Christmas. Yeah, I used to. When I was younger. I used to turn up and all my homies got kids. So.
Bishop B
Before I built the foundation.
DJ Will
Yes, it's a little different when them kids wake up. They be up at 6:30, go out.
Young Nacho
On Christmas Eve for sure. Yeah, that's dead now.
Bishop B
And Thanksgiving was my.
DJ Will
I was gonna ask y'all what's better going on on Thanksgiving Eve or Christmas Eve.
Young Nacho
Thanksgiving for sure.
DJ Will
You got the whole day to recover.
Bishop B
Yeah, that was those elite. Elite moments in my life, man. I might go vogue on Wednesdays.
DJ Will
Elite.
Young Nacho
I think we should go out for Christmas Eve. Nah, wife kill your ass now.
DJ Will
Yeah, Christmas Eve is tough. Cause you're gonna have to be up in the morning for the ones that got the little kids that's been waiting for this all year. You have to be front and center ready by 7, 7:30. Don't let some need to be assembled.
Bishop B
No, my kids, bro. When they on break, bro. I let them go crazy, bro. They be sleeping today 12, bro. I said my kids just woke up a couple hours.
DJ Will
Damn, what's up? And go to bed.
Bishop B
I ain't gonna cat, bro. Probably six, bro.
Young Nacho
That's all right.
Bishop B
My kids be. When they on break, bro. I leave them alone, you know what I mean? At least we want them to go to bed, bro. Let them cook. Got to go to school for 10, 12 hours a day, bro.
Young Nacho
That's how Ryan is, bro. He be waking up at like 3:30. Little Christmas Eve. You're not ropping presents on Christmas Eve.
Bishop B
I don't rap.
Young Nacho
You're not rapping at all. I ain't never rapp trick. Okay?
DJ Will
I rapped to say to have me.
Bishop B
Bodyguards and rap them is crazy. That's why. See, that's talk about a king chill out on the holidays. But that's like me going to the grocery store and with a full box. I mean a car full of and going through self checkout. The I look like.
DJ Will
Well, if you go to all these.
Young Nacho
People, I'll go check.
DJ Will
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Bishop B
You own grocery shop like me, though, bro.
DJ Will
Yeah, I was gonna say not with a full car, bro. If it's about 20 items, all right, that's my max. Anything else, bro? Somebody else is sliding the stool, bro.
Bishop B
I'm not buying all these gifts and wrapping them, bro. That's wild, bro.
Young Nacho
Yeah, I don't even. I. I got Orion gift. I told him today, hey, you won't meet me at the store. I'll come to you. We go to the store, get your gift. Like, I'm not even.
Bishop B
I'm with that.
Young Nacho
I'm not even trying to surprise you no more.
DJ Will
Yeah, he's at the age where she's just like, bro.
Bishop B
I mean, I'm still surprised with my kids, but their mother is gonna wrap them gifts. So, Bobby, you know, I mean, get it out the mug game. But yeah, my girls. I'm not rapping no gifts, though, bro. It's crazy because I just feel like it's gonna take me so long to see you rip that up and throw it to the side. I'm gonna be tight.
Young Nacho
Yeah, you gotta put all that paper away.
Bishop B
Then I'm a who has to take all the boxes and to the dumpster.
DJ Will
That's the biggest.
Bishop B
It's just a lot, bro. It's a lot, bro.
DJ Will
I ain't gonna hold you. I told y'all that that Von more finesse, boy. Von more rap. Any gift you on, bro, it don't even matter if you bought something from there or not. I just pulled up. I bought a little something just to you know what I'm saying? Get the receipt.
Young Nacho
Oh, yeah.
DJ Will
I need this. Yeah, there's no PS5. Survive more. But I did not know that. Wrap it down for you, bro. Pull up, bro.
Bishop B
They with You I'm putting that in there. Pull up that U Haul truck.
DJ Will
That's between them.
Bishop B
But I know Brandon Beasley pull up when he doing that giveaway to them 30 families.
DJ Will
They're gonna ask him to leave. But for my little 3, 4, 5 4, they show love.
Bishop B
Go up there Thanksgiving, have my wrap them turkeys up.
Young Nacho
Triple bless.
DJ Will
You know how mad I'd be if a gave me a turkey wrapped?
Young Nacho
Oh, I'm pissed.
Bishop B
My be giving back hella.
Young Nacho
Oh, my mama, bro. Matter of fact, we need to shout.
DJ Will
That out because, man, great work in the city.
Young Nacho
Great work in the city.
DJ Will
Great work in the city for sure.
Young Nacho
Strong ass.
Bishop B
He got a team. But, you know, I mean, shout out to whoever his team is. But I'm saying my really be on the front line out here slaving for them few days, getting them gifts off. So a lot more my might be on the way.
DJ Will
Nah, for sure. That's commendable as hell. Yeah, I got some complaints about gift bags two years ago, and I made a statement across the family, and I think it was well received.
Bishop B
Yeah, DJ be complaining about everything.
DJ Will
You can get a handful of. Not a fucking thing. Or you can take this bag, make your mind up.
Bishop B
Like a purse.
DJ Will
No, like, not shit. Like the hand you came with, empty. Or you can take this gift bag, make your mind up. I'm gonna wrap a couple gifts. I'm gonna show some love this year, but shut the door.
Bishop B
How many people are you buying gifts for in your family?
Young Nacho
Just.
DJ Will
Nah, not too many. Just immediate nephew stuff like that. Christmas is for kids, adults. Y'all get what y'all get off the strength. You know what I'm saying? You gotta make certain people happy. But I care more about the kids getting stu nephews. And I show them love, but that's who I care about. Everybody else, y'all.
Young Nacho
I don't give my sisters and them no gifts. N. I bought y'all cribs. Y'all gifted forever.
Bishop B
Yeah, that's a. That's.
DJ Will
That's a hell of a gift, Barbie.
Bishop B
Yeah, ain't nothing else talking about her black ass back. That's a forever gift.
Young Nacho
Yeah. Yeah, she complained about the whip. She out of pocket forever.
Bishop B
Her. Her ass kicked for that one.
Young Nacho
Y'all forever gifted with me. My mama and daddy. Yeah, they forever gifted, too. Today my daddy birthday, two shots.
Bishop B
Mama, mama T ain't rolling with that, though.
Young Nacho
She got a new car. She's straight.
Bishop B
That's dead.
Young Nacho
Yeah, she ain't going. Pops be like, it's all good, bro. I'LL probably give him some. Something with the golf or something.
DJ Will
I just figured get my boy a simulator.
Young Nacho
Here I go.
DJ Will
Oh, what's up?
Bishop B
Pick and choose. But I don't really got a certain amount. It's just if I feel like it.
DJ Will
Yeah, I don't mind showing love. Only thing I just hate is when, like, you be showing love to everybody, and then you might get some back. Not that I care, but, hey, if I'm going crazy, here, y'all go.
Bishop B
Nah, see, don't be saying I love.
DJ Will
The gold toes, but make them socks Nike if it's Christmas, you feel me? Like, it ain't got to be too much, but make some elite socks fall out.
Bishop B
You had this talk before, last holidays. Oh, these are givers. But y'all bet not come back with.
Young Nacho
I don't want no gifts from nobody. Only person I wanted to give me a gift is my wife.
Bishop B
She been.
Young Nacho
And that's cuz she know the I like.
DJ Will
Like, hey, go to sponsor me. I'm locked in.
Young Nacho
I am too busy. Go to. Yes.
DJ Will
Out the gate.
Young Nacho
I don't wear the same socks.
Bishop B
What is a gift? That's for real.
Young Nacho
For real.
Bishop B
Unacceptable.
DJ Will
Nah, I'm locked in.
Bishop B
So some sides if you.
DJ Will
I'm cool with some socks.
Bishop B
I mean, y'all bought a bag, so come with, like, some.
Young Nacho
Some.
Bishop B
Some fresh teas, y'all Sweatsuit, Y'all smooth.
Young Nacho
I'm something.
DJ Will
You give me a Nike sweatsuit and some socks, I'm happy as fuck. That's all. I'm grateful I said Nike. I. I ain't mad at Target Sweatsuit. I got some. But I said Nike.
Young Nacho
I said, like, hate cups. Like, recently, I've been collecting bourbon for.
Bishop B
A minute, and niggas just want to get you cups.
Young Nacho
Yeah, I don't need no more. That's what I'm gonna get you for Christmas. I'll get you a bourbon. No, I'm saying some bourbon. I'm gonna go get you a.
Bishop B
That's cool.
Young Nacho
I know. So it's one of my guys, man. He got a bourbon company. Okay, I'm gonna bring you some.
DJ Will
He gave this up.
Young Nacho
He gave one to my wife. She like, what the am. I like, yeah, like, peace. She like. She like, well, we don't. I don't drink this. I'm like, it's okay, man. He was so hyped, too. Like, this is my favorite. Give it to her.
Bishop B
Oh, yeah.
Young Nacho
I like, yeah, she ain't tapped in, brother.
Bishop B
Yeah, P Drinking burger. She going through it. She got a cigarette on her.
DJ Will
I Was gonna say, boy, she. That. That Omar Eppsman with the cigarette on the earth.
Young Nacho
Yeah. I was like, she ain't drinking.
DJ Will
Hey, one of the. I got an eight for Christmas once. I was happy as hell. I said, I'm about to put this to use right now.
Young Nacho
Shout out to you some weed.
Bishop B
You collect bourbon on Mike. Yeah. Okay, that's different. That's a cool gift then.
Young Nacho
That's a fire.
DJ Will
But he like, how many tumblers do I need?
Bishop B
I'm like, no, they give me like.
Young Nacho
Like shot glass.
Bishop B
Like, I don't take shots.
DJ Will
I didn't give you shot glasses.
Young Nacho
I don't take shots of bourbon. I don't need no more old fashioned cups. Or what about. If they write your name, they get your name in the engraved ones. Literally 10 of them.
Bishop B
None of them got freaky before Michael.
DJ Will
We need a freaky mic.
Young Nacho
Everybody get freaky Mike. Freaky Mike.
DJ Will
Merch on the way. 20, 25.
Bishop B
See, they ain't tapped in.
DJ Will
Yeah, but I'm not. I'm always cool. Like, I may be a rare. It's cool. You go, you give me some underwears. The tea, I'm cool with that. You know what I'm saying? I don't mind that. Just make them socks Nike for Christmas. That's all.
Bishop B
That's why I don't want none, bro. I'm not no diva. Just don't buy me no like that, though.
Young Nacho
Yeah, that's why I think me and P relate. Cause she always give me some that I. I don't be wanting. But then when I get out, like, damn, I needed that. Yeah, you clowning.
DJ Will
Yeah. The 12 people I know that's gonna give me a gift, I always know they're gonna give me some style, so I don't be tripping. That's why I don't mind showing love. But some of the stuff, it just be like growing up my aunties and I was just like, damn, y'all really wasn't. Y'all used to get us the weakest gifts. I had to go back and be like, y'all was on back then.
Bishop B
My sisters used to get me together.
Young Nacho
My mama always got me together. Y'all ever, like, look forward to somebody's gift each year? Like, I know this person gonna come through every year.
DJ Will
Yep.
Bishop B
My. Nah, not no more.
Young Nacho
Yeah, I make sure you're talking about right now. When you was younger, either or. When I was younger, I knew I had an aunt that was gonna give me some money.
Bishop B
Yeah, my sisters and my cousins, they. They. Yeah, my brothers Used to hook it up too.
DJ Will
But my sister.
Young Nacho
Yeah, Terrell used to give me fire gifts too.
DJ Will
Damn.
Young Nacho
Terrell used to always play with me with gifts. Him and his mom probably give me something fire.
Bishop B
I was spoiled as growing up, though.
DJ Will
Yeah, I was gonna say one. One thing I always love is that my parents are. We always had dope Christmas. And my mom used to always work at a department store, so especially early on. I know we some old niggas talking about this. My mom worked at JC Pennies. And back in the day, JCPenney's had everything. They had Jordans in that catalog. They had the game console. So if it was a game system, if it was relatively new, I was definitely getting that was taking them department.
Bishop B
Store jobs for them discounts, bro.
DJ Will
That was elite. JCPenney, Sears, bro.
Bishop B
I remember that. That peak season work.
Young Nacho
I remember my mom used to put shit on layaway. Hell yeah, nigga. Damn.
DJ Will
Now we got afterpay.
Bishop B
Nah, that motherfucker. Value City Layaway.
DJ Will
You should go crazy.
Bishop B
Forgot my motherfucking FUBU outfits, bro.
DJ Will
Ooh.
Bishop B
Second day they sold all my shit. I was sick.
DJ Will
A nigga walked in that Bayou City and was like, I came up, bro.
Bishop B
Cause they used to let you not come pick up that shit the day of. See these kids? Malcolm and them don't know nothing about no Value City. Lailway. Within them 24 hours, your ass is grass.
DJ Will
And don't let it be no heat. Been eyeing it.
Bishop B
The MO5 jersey, bro. Had every color, bro. Just let him go to the next, bro. I still ain't forgave her for that.
DJ Will
You still on that every flavor, bro?
Bishop B
Every flavor.
Young Nacho
Them hoes, bro, it's crazy.
Bishop B
That wasn't no Christmas. That was just some regular. The fact that they used to let people pack up all that.
Young Nacho
Yeah, put it on away, bro.
DJ Will
Come on, bro.
Bishop B
You have 45 days.
Young Nacho
I'll be back. I'll be back to come get this. Don't worry.
Bishop B
Every time you try to throw a.
DJ Will
10 on there, why you buy other. That's what you can.
Bishop B
Paper wasted, bro. Doing them new receipts.
DJ Will
And you know what's crazy? I remember going in there with my mom, my auntie one time, my auntie had a layaway and she went in there and she put like something low on her and she walked out with something else. I was like, hey, you out of pocket. Like you have a whole inventory behind this counter and you leave it here with something new.
Young Nacho
Pay this on that. But I'm get this shirt while I'm at it.
DJ Will
It'd be more than a whole way.
Bishop B
Because I'm like, I wonder who the was like, hey, all this layaway, everybody shut all this stupid ass down.
Young Nacho
It had to be a. So this is dumb as is that Walmart.
Bishop B
It was a wall bar, bro. Oh, 86 and boy, it's still there, bro. Michigan, bro. Hey, La. What used to be slapping, bro.
DJ Will
Oh, I know that background was.
Young Nacho
That was like probably the most waste. Like, we got all this stacked up back here. We could have sold all this shit.
Bishop B
Today them doughboys get locked up, not paying them tabs.
DJ Will
That's tough.
Bishop B
For real, bro.
DJ Will
Hey, man, speaking of that, let's start off. What's some of your best Christmas gifts y'all ever had?
Bishop B
One of y'all favorite Christmas moments, probably the PS2.
DJ Will
Okay. PS2. Dreamcast on my mom, I was about to say, when I got Dreamcast and I got 2K, that was probably my favorite Christmas ever.
Young Nacho
I got Crazy Taxi.
DJ Will
Crazy Taxi was easy. Dreamcast is probably my favorite game system of all time. But Crazy Taxi, I focus on the.
Bishop B
First Capcom on that wars.
DJ Will
Capcom 2 is definitely one of the best fighting games of all time. For sure.
Young Nacho
I got Dreamcast. The only game I had was NFL 2K and Crazy Taxi.
Bishop B
So who was on the first?
Young Nacho
It came with NBA 2K though, I think.
DJ Will
NFL. Yeah.
Young Nacho
Yeah, it came with NBA 2K, didn't it?
DJ Will
I think one of the bottoms definitely had it with it.
Bishop B
Iverson was on the first one.
DJ Will
Iverson was on 2K. And then Randy Moss was on the football joint for a long time. 2K1. One of the best basketball games of all time, bro.
Young Nacho
Yeah, you can see in the controller.
DJ Will
Yeah, with the memory card. And then I remember boys trying to. They tried to take the plays off the. Off the TV screen. And look at that little bitty ass. You didn't know what player he was picking.
Young Nacho
You definitely didn't know to play. And you had to shoot free throws with the triggers.
DJ Will
That was crazy. Yeah, but at the time, bro, that was innovation. That was the elite graphics, bro. With Dreamcast, they just all died within two years.
Bishop B
That's when TV started to get bigger, though. When Dreamcast came out, bro.
DJ Will
Yeah, the BBL TV changing.
Bishop B
Yeah, the 2K error we had, that's when I had the big ass tv. My was on the floor, bro.
DJ Will
Oh yeah.
Bishop B
Big ass 50 inch, bro. On the floor.
Young Nacho
I used to love that 2k, bro. I remember I got that. I ran upstairs so fast. I had to be like sixth, seventh grade when that came up. It had to be yeah, 2K 1000.
DJ Will
Yeah, 2000.
Young Nacho
2001. Yeah. 2,199.
DJ Will
Yes, it was 2000 because the game was always a year ahead.
Bishop B
Yep, yep, yep. You're right. Damn, bro.
Young Nacho
I had to be. In what grade was I in?
Bishop B
I graduated.
Young Nacho
Yeah, I about say damn. I was younger than that.
Bishop B
You was in fifth grade.
Young Nacho
N. Damn. They had the big box TVs still.
DJ Will
Yeah, they had them BBL TVs.
Bishop B
There you go. That's crazy. You pulled that bitch up, bro. I swear I had that one.
DJ Will
Boy, niggas used to pull up to the church while at the fight parties and them.
Bishop B
The zenith. Yeah, the zenith.
DJ Will
And guess what? You had to have everybody in the house help you move that bitch in. Everybody all hands on deck, bro.
Bishop B
That was probably a straight sting movement.
Young Nacho
You ever seen Martin? The episode of Martin when they went TV shopping, he bought that big ass tv. That's where my mama. Daddy. That's what my daddy. I told you. My daddy used to say that to me when we bought stuff. A little tv. I ain't gonna say we used to call it. But it's funny though.
Bishop B
I was like, damn, we did have that big stupid ass tv.
DJ Will
That's funny.
Bishop B
Was Gina mad with more and bought.
DJ Will
That because he up that that joint account money was out of pocket.
Young Nacho
That was funny.
DJ Will
Hey, listen, it's a funny episode. I. I know a lot of people don't say depending upon your situation, that joint account conversation. Real spooky. Get to swiping in there without authorization.
Young Nacho
Never had one.
DJ Will
That's a. That's an argument. When you get home.
Young Nacho
Never had one.
Bishop B
That's a different home.
Young Nacho
Yeah, never had.
DJ Will
I go home.
Young Nacho
I haven't created like no. A separate account. Just don't put all your money in the account. No, I'm saying like a. This is a house account.
Bishop B
We know what Sierra made you do.
Young Nacho
Stop that.
Bishop B
That's what girl say. Your money is my money. What's yours is mine. That's like a.
DJ Will
You want to do us on the curses.
Bishop B
That's what's. Tattoo it like asking for money all the time.
Young Nacho
It's just like a nice there if you.
Bishop B
Oh. If you need it, I guess.
Young Nacho
But I just give a lump sum a month to like whatever you need to. Yeah, let's put that in that account. Just like. Nah. In your account first.
DJ Will
Like that's a great idea, cuz.
Young Nacho
Don't worry about.
DJ Will
So my cup is in my cup, cuz.
Bishop B
I just feel like when you got a joint account, depending on who your girl is And I say, you know, I feel like all of our girls are solid, but a might feel it one day and might want to swipe that unauthorized.
Young Nacho
Yeah, that's awesome.
Bishop B
And then you have the uncomfortable conversation like, damn, you just spent two GS. Like, it's our money. Like, girls be quick to say, I'll put it back. Yeah, go ahead.
DJ Will
That's, that's, that's. They always talk about with little white lines. That'd be the red flag.
Bishop B
I'ma always take that answer. No psychology will be.
Young Nacho
Nah, use that. Here go that 5, 600, whatever it is. Put that in there every month. I know it ain't too much gotta be fixing around here.
DJ Will
That's like when you go out to eat. Don't do that fake.
Young Nacho
Too much. Need to be fit.
DJ Will
Now, the funny part is you go out and they do that fake. Don't do no fake. Reach for me. I'm the car gonna be right here today.
Young Nacho
I ain't gonna lie. That's one thing about Pete. She'll grab that before.
DJ Will
Okay, like.
Young Nacho
Like, we go to the movies. I already know. Like, I don't even bring my wallet. That's like her date, but.
DJ Will
Oh, that's. That's a tab, too, boy.
Young Nacho
Yeah. Cause I runs up the popcorns, the drinks, and the nachos. The guy goes crazy if you don't.
DJ Will
Get icy at the movie. There's not real.
Young Nacho
It's not real. We go crazy and we go to the movies often, but everything else, I don't already know what time it is. We go out to eat. Go ahead, slide that over here. You ain't gotta play it right. I already know what's happening. We ain't gotta act like you go get it.
DJ Will
Or did it make me mad? Look. Ooh. How much? Why does it matter? Because you're not pay.
Young Nacho
Oh, she never.
DJ Will
Don't worry about it. Just put the card in there and slide.
Bishop B
That's even more reason why I don't want to join the G. Just know your role, bro.
Young Nacho
I know my role. I know my role.
DJ Will
Yeah, Big swipe. Not the little one.
Young Nacho
The reason. And she gonna always be there when, like, you know, somebody gotta come fix something. I'm never there, you know? Not like I'm not gonna wait. Like, you know, it's coming between one and three. Oh, they must be talking. I was like, yeah, you and Orion gonna be there one through three.
Bishop B
Facetime me.
Young Nacho
Yeah. One, two, three. Orion gonna be there with you.
DJ Will
I'll see him when I get back.
Young Nacho
He know how to fight. You know where the guns at?
DJ Will
My boy mad back. He's equipped. I've been cracking up when people talk about movie theaters.
Young Nacho
Is not.
DJ Will
Do you know how much cost at the movie theaters? It's a day. I don't know, but that pop you don't with the movies at all. But large popcorn, bro. It's 12 bands. The Icy Smooth 10.
Young Nacho
Yeah, for sure.
DJ Will
Yeah. And you definitely not sharing that.
Bishop B
Wait, wait, wait, y'all.
Young Nacho
Yeah.
DJ Will
Large icy is $10, bro. At the movie theaters. Champion.
Bishop B
Is it this big?
Young Nacho
It's large.
DJ Will
It's large. You get a refill with it.
Young Nacho
You can get refill now.
DJ Will
The medium, that's eight. That does not come with a refill. So you're gonna get that large anyway.
Bishop B
Is paying 22 at the counter for. For slushy popcorn?
DJ Will
Well, you have to get two slushies because you're not sharing. So that's two slushies of popcorn.
Bishop B
Who ain't sharing? We French kids. If that 12 we sharing.
Young Nacho
No, that's.
Bishop B
What's the joint.
Young Nacho
I'm nothing.
DJ Will
The joy slushy.
Young Nacho
Me and P went to the movie the other day. I had a large popcorn. She had a large popcorn. She had an I. I had a large drink. I don't do ice to get ahead. My. It hurt my head.
Bishop B
But put your thumb on your roof of your mouth, it'll go away.
Young Nacho
Man. What kind of freaky.
DJ Will
This on some hell of a remedy.
Bishop B
That's a true story, bro. If you ever get a headache, bro, just put your thumb at the roof of your mouth.
Young Nacho
He like that little dude in that church thing. I said that was doing that with the napkin. He was.
DJ Will
That's being.
Young Nacho
He was around old people his whole life, man.
Bishop B
I was. That's OG shit. You know, if you get a too face, you know, crush two pills up, don't snort them, wet them, dab them and put it on your. My niggas in Jordan taught me that one.
DJ Will
Respect.
Bishop B
Yeah, that's another remake. You know what happened to our movie.
Young Nacho
Day before we go back there?
DJ Will
Some happy cracking. Have you seen the little kid that's like the coach?
Bishop B
Yeah, yeah.
Young Nacho
Little coach.
DJ Will
Somebody tagged me on Twitter. They was like, hey, this team first year of pipe. I was like, yeah, got my nigga fucked up.
Young Nacho
Little coach, man. Fuck.
Bishop B
So y'all running off 100 at the movies.
DJ Will
First of all, you got to get your tickets online if it's a new movie. So you gonna Pay. It's probably 30.
Bishop B
Yeah, it's 15 ahead now 16.
DJ Will
And they gonna pay the Little whatever fee you pay for online. So you gonna probably pay about 40 right there off the dribble.
Young Nacho
36.
DJ Will
Respect. 36. So then you know what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna get one popcorn, cuz we gonna share the popcorn. I'm okay with.
Bishop B
Want to do the joint.
DJ Will
I'm something. But we're not eating much popcorn. I love popcorn. That's a lot of popcorn.
Young Nacho
I ha to him, but I absolutely hate having to do this. I don't like sharing. I don't. I don't.
DJ Will
I feel I'll get you all for after share, too.
Young Nacho
Yeah, like, I worked hard enough I had to share popcorn.
DJ Will
I'm taking my own water in the movie theater, y'all. I'm not paying for that $6.
Bishop B
I should take Chipotle. Qdoba.
Young Nacho
I'm not doing that.
DJ Will
Well, you take it. You took a whole millionaire.
Bishop B
I did. I took Popeyes.
Young Nacho
I'm not doing it.
Bishop B
We took Chipotle to see. The last time I went was with attitude.
DJ Will
Straight out of Compton.
Bishop B
No, I seen something after that. I'm lying. Bad boys, they got good food in the movies.
DJ Will
I was gonna say now, certain places.
Bishop B
Chipotle, I'm sleeping.
DJ Will
They don't have Chipotle. Yeah, but you the they hate sitting next to. Because if I walk in, I'm on date night, and you got a whole burrito next to me. I want you to sit away from me.
Bishop B
You're your swear move.
Young Nacho
Hey, it's so funny. This might be too much info, but we in a movie watching me, okay?
Bishop B
Huh?
Young Nacho
No, when we in a movie, you know how you forget you in the movies with other people? Like, I be always playing around with P. I, like, be grabbing her and stuff. And I, like, just did it, like, naturally playing around. And then the person next to me was like. I was like, oh, shit.
DJ Will
I was like.
Young Nacho
I had to slap her on her shoulder. Like, girl, that part was funny as hell. She was like, nah, it's Lion King. Nothing funny about this shit. What am I doing back in the.
Bishop B
Day, Shout out to that movie theater on us. That $50 movie. Y'all ain't fuck with that back in the day?
Young Nacho
Hell, yeah. My niece used to take me on time.
DJ Will
Yeah, yeah, that used to be the play for sure, bro.
Bishop B
Used to go to date night at the Putt Putt.
DJ Will
Y'all were fuck the drive in.
Young Nacho
Yeah, I did that my in Atlanta. I ain't gonna lie. It's the first time I was scared my car was gonna cut off. I was so nervous. I had a new car, too, but I was just like, you know how you just like everything can go wrong. I was like, what about my car Stop while I'm in here?
Bishop B
Yeah, that would have been.
Young Nacho
Yeah, you know what I mean? Like you watching a movie. The battery died.
DJ Will
I had a new car. I was in that. In an 80 acre PR boy, I kept hitting the gas. 15 minutes of that, and my was a one. But I was like, nah, I ain't getting to jump out here.
Bishop B
Capri.
Young Nacho
I was in the.
Bishop B
That gas threw.
DJ Will
Oh, n. That was 2008 too. It was 425 a gallon, nigga.
Young Nacho
I was in Bankhead with it. I was like, I was in that motherfucking. Like, my car better not stop.
DJ Will
Wait, which car was it?
Young Nacho
It. It was a Challenger.
DJ Will
Oh, yeah, you. Oh, I wouldn't worry about somebody trying to get me about that.
Young Nacho
Like, I'm looking around every time she like, she's like, change the station. Let's watch that movie over there. I'm like, man, I don't know how this work, man.
Bishop B
That on tears boys go. That about 10. It was cracking.
DJ Will
Yeah.
Bishop B
My cheap didn't return to the club.
DJ Will
My cheap ass uncle used to tell us, get in the back and put your head down. No, you gonna pay for us to watch this movie, bro.
Bishop B
My mom and them used to do that so they didn't have to pay for us for the fair. You get to see him like that in the back of the van.
Young Nacho
Speaking of holidays, man, y'all know all the episodes, old episodes of shows coming out like Martin, all the classic TV shows. What was your favorite, like, Christmas holiday episode that y'all watched on the sitcom?
DJ Will
Just ran it back. I got two. First, Martin, when he gave old boy the shoes. Elite episode. Elite episode. He swapped out the shoes for the homeboy. But also the. The Fresh Prince boy, where they had. They up the front yard and they had everybody pull up hating on him. And he was talking to Evangel Holyfield and he pulled up.
Young Nacho
I ain't see that one.
DJ Will
I hadn't seen it until now.
Bishop B
I remember what these are.
DJ Will
It's a fire episode. It's a fire episode.
Bishop B
I remember no Christmas. I was always watching movies.
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DJ Will
Damn.
Young Nacho
I see. I mean Good Times had a funny I was watching Good Times some reason, but they had a funny ass Christmas episode.
Bishop B
Well, I wonder what the they got Nothing, bro.
Young Nacho
It's nothing. That's what it was. I was so funny. It was nothing, bro. I was in the rolling.
DJ Will
Hey, that's a black trunk mama, bro.
Young Nacho
Yeah.
Bishop B
Oh God, I got my hair done.
DJ Will
I was cracking. I was watching Players Club. He was like, he look at that from Good Times. And I just think about old girl posting him and she was just like yeah, rip. I put that on sleep. That's still so crazy that she shot at him about his death like that. If I go, don't shout me out like that.
Bishop B
You know what?
Young Nacho
Got some good Christmas episodes. Blackish.
DJ Will
Blackish.
Young Nacho
You ever watch that show? Yeah, we got some good Christmas episodes.
Bishop B
Is that with Anthony Anderson?
DJ Will
Yeah.
Bishop B
Yeah, he funny as hell.
DJ Will
His rebrand is crazy too.
Young Nacho
Too.
Bishop B
That nigga's funny because I just watched.
DJ Will
Cradles of the Grave and I was just like damn, Anthony Harrison was in here. You know what I'm saying? Bad left handed to begin this movie. My boy went to Blackish, got the bbl, he came up in the world.
Bishop B
He was gay in the movie and.
DJ Will
For the second he had to fly with the security guard for them to so they wouldn't watch DMX and break into a vault. Which was crazy. But rp dmx, man, he was an action star. People forget about that.
Young Nacho
I remember Anthony Anderson playing in like scary movies and I remember the name. Yeah, yeah, that movie is funny. As though game cast That's a legendary feel.
DJ Will
Bill Gluckman down for the bitches and hoes elite campaign.
Young Nacho
What other show has some classic moments? Man, Martin did have the best out with them Jordans.
DJ Will
Yeah, he swapped it out. That was love. I don't know if I would have did it. I'd have got you some shoes though. You're not taking one of my feet. But I take the full lock.
Young Nacho
That was respect though. Yeah, that's the show had some classic ones sense.
DJ Will
You know what's crazy? The Cosby show reborns used to go crazy and now you don't see them anywhere.
Young Nacho
I'll be seeing a different world all the time.
Bishop B
Well, you can't put Cosby on TV no more though.
Young Nacho
Yeah, you can. He'd be on sometimes.
DJ Will
That was gonna say it sneaks on some now but it ain't. It used to be.
Young Nacho
Harvey used to be on non stop.
DJ Will
Damn. Steve Harvey show was fire.
Young Nacho
I love Steve Harvey show. Yeah, any. Any fire Christmas music. What's the best Christmas songs?
DJ Will
Well, I'm here to hate. I can tell you what. I don't want to hear any of the boys and men Christmas. I know everybody cut that the off. Let me know. I'm tired of hearing that, bro.
Young Nacho
This is wild.
DJ Will
I'm here to bring the hate. I'm sorry.
Bishop B
I don't care.
Young Nacho
That's the best. What station do you play when you listen to Christmas? Because that's the first thing I type in.
DJ Will
Somebody playing that around me. I'm playing Webby. It's it said I don't give damn.
Young Nacho
You don't like let it snow.
DJ Will
I hate Boy Smith Christmas album. I've heard it so much. I don't want to hear everybody loves it and I respect it. I don't want to hear that no more. Just like I feel like Chris Brown has the best version of this Christmas. Respect to the OGs. But the Chris Brown this Christmas is better than every other n you smoking Spin it.
Bishop B
I with the temptation.
Young Nacho
Yeah. It's silent night. I can't get that.
DJ Will
So I'm asking since you you focus Boy Smith Christmas. Apparently everybody does Mariah Carey or the Boy Smith Christmas boys and man.
Young Nacho
Bro.
Bishop B
Oh, that is. That's tough.
Young Nacho
That looks. I mean Mariah is just the biggest Mariah song. One them one songs.
DJ Will
The Versal.
Young Nacho
Yeah. That verse I'm taking let us know over whatever her Christmas song is.
DJ Will
All I want for Christmas.
Young Nacho
Yeah, man, that's tough.
Bishop B
All I want for Christmas. It's just a vibe.
Young Nacho
It is a vibe.
DJ Will
Yeah.
Bishop B
It's just a vibe.
Young Nacho
I seen everybody come out to it.
Bishop B
Like, let us know. It's just.
DJ Will
It slaps. I can't.
Young Nacho
I'm over.
Bishop B
You don't got no girl. You can't listen to that with your dog.
Young Nacho
I mean, it's the same thing. All I want for Christmas is you.
Bishop B
Yeah, it's just like. It's just playing. If you just sitting there, y'all listening to Let It Snow, it's kind of bro. What we all.
DJ Will
Yeah, that's. That's.
Young Nacho
Nah. Lettuce know when it come on.
Bishop B
Might be like, what's the song that y'all remember from back in the day? Might just start singing that like.
Young Nacho
Nah, that let us know vibe. That let us know a vibe straight to the ghetto.
Bishop B
Some cozy. Like, if you be in front of the fireplace and y'all vibing out, that might accidentally come on. On the R and B. There's another. That is hard. DJ is tripping.
DJ Will
I'm hating. I'm admitting it. I just don't want to hear that shit.
Bishop B
No, it's a joke. W killed that.
DJ Will
And a production is Elite. It's me. I don't give a that song. It's Elite. I love why y love it. I don't want no more, bro. Y is a legend.
Young Nacho
Yeah, he. He was.
DJ Will
He should have went solo.
Young Nacho
He tried.
Bishop B
He definitely should have be.
DJ Will
Well, Brady happened that another reason.
Bishop B
But damn, he dated Brandy.
Young Nacho
Yeah, him, Mace and who? Oh, Mace used to date Brandy. Sean did, too.
Bishop B
I just thought Q. Rich did. I didn't know nobody fooled with Brandi.
Young Nacho
Kobe did, too.
DJ Will
She was on the Sheriff, so. Hey, Moesha had him. Yeah, Moisha had him.
Young Nacho
Brandi, damn. It was decent, though.
DJ Will
And she was one of the code of signatures. Brandy was that one.
Bishop B
My fault. That's where Ray J got it from.
DJ Will
They lineage ain't just by coincidence.
Bishop B
I did not know niggas was dating Brandy, bro.
DJ Will
For real. She had a platinum album and the TV show, bro, she was elite. Whoa, you didn't with Moesha?
Young Nacho
That show was fire.
DJ Will
Yeah, bro. Moisha was Elite.
Bishop B
Hell no.
Young Nacho
My best friend.
Bishop B
Too tough for me which one the.
DJ Will
Dad was a piece of.
Bishop B
Oh, you talking about boyfriend and rapping from Onyx.
DJ Will
That's cause he was on that real life.
Young Nacho
I got to do what I'm going to do.
Bishop B
Get the away from my sister.
Young Nacho
He's my mama, though.
Bishop B
He was never on no cool. He was on every episode. He was on demon time, but he.
DJ Will
Was on that real life. You see Sunset Park?
Bishop B
No, I understand that, bro, but You. I. I remember when he checked Charlemagne on the show, but I just. I did he the vibe up of the show, bro. Frank should have checked. You can't date this.
Young Nacho
He was trying.
Narrator
He tried.
DJ Will
And what was Frank gonna do?
Bishop B
He tried.
DJ Will
Frank was out here and telling them, hey, your cousin really your brother?
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Young Nacho
That's what they're writing right here on.
DJ Will
That show is filthy.
Young Nacho
Yeah, they Moesha, they. They went to the top. I want my brother on here too. They were like, how do we add them it. Frank's a cheater.
Bishop B
That was. Well, back then though, we had something for every family. Everybody could fit the. Them, Moesha, the goddamn Huxtables, Family Matters. Everybody had a gay uncle who was really married to their auntie.
DJ Will
It was a partnership. I didn' partners.
Bishop B
Y'all remember when Jamie Fox and Bill Bellamy was in the hospital and he was trying to sign off on his insurance and that put him as his partner in LA with Bill Bellamy.
DJ Will
He.
Bishop B
Bill Bellamy was in the league, bro. And he came back to with Jamie and he got hurt. No, I wouldn't be.
Young Nacho
Bill Bellamy was an ice pick. He talking about. The name was Ice Cream.
DJ Will
I thought it was Bill Bell. Same lineage.
Young Nacho
I know what he's talking about. It was a light skinned ice pick. Ice pick, Isaac.
Bishop B
Yeah, that my fault.
Young Nacho
My fault.
Bishop B
He talking about I want.
Young Nacho
No, no, Jake.
Bishop B
Underrated too. Bill Bellamy, how to be a player is legendary.
DJ Will
Oh, for sure.
Young Nacho
Ice pick, Isaac.
Bishop B
Yeah, ice pick. I think I was talking about we partners.
Young Nacho
And.
DJ Will
I'll tell you right now, the Jamie Foxx show needs more respect, bro. It's one of the better shows that don't get enough respect, bro.
Young Nacho
I like Jamie Foxx. I can't believe I like that. Let us know.
DJ Will
I mean, you did, but it's just me. It's me.
Young Nacho
Christmas songs was hard. Silent Night by Temptations is Fire.
DJ Will
Oh, iconic, right? Santa Claus straight to the ghetto is fire for sure.
Young Nacho
TLC got Merry Christmas. Yeah. TLC was fire. That might be one of my favorite ones.
Bishop B
Straight to the Ghetto.
DJ Will
What is that the. The one that's on Friday after next. Oh, yeah, the remix with N Dog Crazy. Because the James Brown was crazy, but that was trash. N you know, disrespect, dog. No disrespect to God.
Young Nacho
That's dead or a week though.
DJ Will
Hey, fire up m they.
Young Nacho
I get it. All respect to they, dog.
Bishop B
But coming straight to the ghetto.
Young Nacho
I with it.
Bishop B
Turn it off.
DJ Will
I w. You can't play Mariah Carey. Your Chevy, you out of pocket.
Young Nacho
That came Tyson Fury Came after Mariah Carey. Y'all seen that?
DJ Will
Yeah. What happened?
Young Nacho
They cheated him. It was.
DJ Will
He cheated him.
Young Nacho
AI judge, yeah.
DJ Will
Scored that came out the mar and got boom bapped.
Bishop B
I forgot. I'm like, damn, what song, what movie was that?
DJ Will
I always wondered about that sidebar. Like the boxes. Hey, if you come out with a rapper and you lose, he like, damn, do I still with you after this? Because don't be losing my like now.
Young Nacho
He read that check.
Bishop B
Came out. What a they got their ass to be.
Young Nacho
Besides, I think Adrian Broner came out.
Bishop B
AB bro always come out with but the lifestyle.
DJ Will
When he came out to life, that was that shit, though. That was one of the firest intros ever, bro. He was dancing in that.
Young Nacho
Is that the fight? Did he win that fight?
DJ Will
That was rich homie. I think he won the fight as well. I don't know if both was there, but I know Rich homie was there for sure. Rp y'all any crazy Christmas stories I've been a part of?
Young Nacho
Nah, Christmas always been chill for me.
Bishop B
Yeah, I ain't had no Wicked.
DJ Will
I remember we had to change Christmas up when I was in high school. We had to get that bail money from my brother. We was like, hey. He's like, hey, we good. But you know what I'm saying, we're gonna scale it back this year. Your brother being home is Christmas.
Young Nacho
Respect. I remember going to the skating ring, the lock in on Christmas had to.
Bishop B
Wait till New Year's.
Young Nacho
Christmas Eve.
DJ Will
Damn, you nothing, bro.
Bishop B
Man on my soul on Christmas as a kid. You've been in there long enough. You better get with the gang and sing Silent Night. I love my brothers. You not send back my Christmas so this can come home and eat this weak ass pie.
DJ Will
He got locked up right before the weekend. So he was in there the whole weekend. My dad didn't want to do it either. He was like, you know what I'm saying? We go scale back a little bit, make sure you're home for Christmas. I'm like, man, it's my brother.
Bishop B
What you doing to get in trouble on the weekend anyway?
DJ Will
Well, we ain't gonna talk about that on the podcast, but no, I'm just saying.
Bishop B
I'm just. He don't gotta talk about what he did. But I'm like, bro, do better, bro.
Young Nacho
Yeah, let it snow.
Bishop B
He can get in trouble every other day. Snowman.
Young Nacho
I don't even wear the same draw.
Bishop B
All right, Keep singing that same st.
DJ Will
And he w the game out of here.
Bishop B
Pop pop, will you out of box.
DJ Will
Hey, you know, my dad too, you know, he was not happy about that. That was per mom's request.
Bishop B
Could you imagine your mom tell you we got to get your brother out of jail. You are not getting the Jordans. I swear to God, you going to have the wor. Welcome home party ever, bro.
Young Nacho
Oh, God. This going to be trash.
Bishop B
Give a. That is crazy, bro.
DJ Will
I was. I was in high school by that time, so I obviously didn't give a. I was like. I was. Want some games to PS2 with no big deal. I still had a good.
Bishop B
My brothers would have came home and got. Got me right though. I'm talking.
DJ Will
Yeah, it was funny though, cuz he was nothing.
Bishop B
He like, that's just a wild story to tell your kids, though.
Young Nacho
Yeah.
DJ Will
God, he had attitude too. That's how he was. You know, my dad. My dad was like, yeah, we going to do something a little different, cuz this dumbass out of jail, man. I all right, bro. That's my brother. Get him out.
Bishop B
That. That's just crazy.
Young Nacho
Said up my Jordans. I've been shitty though.
Bishop B
What Just to get this out of jail, cuz he probably gonna go back. Hell no.
DJ Will
Well, I'm g. Tell you right now, if I had no gifts, I'd have felt differently.
Young Nacho
Now.
DJ Will
I had a. No, I had a couple more coming on the way, but I had a couple. I was cool if I got. Hey, bro, you gonna have to. Hey, hit the hand, bro. When you tap down, bro. You. You owe.
Young Nacho
I remember I got a Steve McNair jersey for Chris. But it was the iron joint. I wasn't really tripping. I was hyped to get a jersey. Right. My older brother Terrell, you know, we got different mothers.
Bishop B
Yeah.
Young Nacho
So he the only child on his mother's side. So he came over my house. This nigga had the authentic. Authentic like three jerseys. He like, yeah, bro. Had to get this, man. You know what I'm saying? Damn. Looked at my mama like a heavy printing.
Bishop B
Heavy printing.
Young Nacho
Yeah. Like my brother.
DJ Will
Like, you could wear it.
Bishop B
Yeah. They just wear big clothes.
Young Nacho
Oh, God.
Bishop B
You can wear it when you want to.
Young Nacho
They made my mother like. I'm like, I'm thinking about that.
DJ Will
Did you buy that one? Now you start.
Young Nacho
You might had to buy that one. Did you buy that one?
Bishop B
Hey, Iron. Our football jersey is crazy.
Young Nacho
Yeah.
DJ Will
At the time the screen people wasn't so bad. Like it was different levels to him for sure. But like it was. It is different when you got the authentic song.
Young Nacho
Much different. That had the ruffle on the AR.
Bishop B
Material crazy, cuz a regular hoop jersey is. It's weak. But you can get away with a swing man.
DJ Will
Oh, swing man is definitely. You can get away with.
Bishop B
Not for sure, but an authentic football jersey next to a bro is crazy. Cra.
Young Nacho
It. It don't look right. It didn't look right.
DJ Will
That different, bro.
Young Nacho
It look right. I was looking at that like NFL.
Bishop B
Used to have the patches all kind of bro.
DJ Will
And then the equipment thing right here was.
Young Nacho
Yeah, my was like that. But Terrell always been a cool old brother, so he like anything you want, you can wear it, bro.
Bishop B
That be funny.
Young Nacho
If y'all wore it for picture day n we wouldn't. I put something on. Look, the only time my brother got mad at me, he got a FUBU outfit for Christmas. I mean a Fat Albert outfit, right? It was like a Fat Alber sweater with Fat Albert whole face on it. So you know, that mug probably ran some. I wore that before he could.
DJ Will
Oh, you out of pocket, you undead stalking the.
Young Nacho
Hot. He had to be in high school, I had to be in middle school. He was boiling, boy, I wore that fire 4x. I probably weighed 110 in middle school.
DJ Will
And he probably was in school. He probably had a fit right from him. He probably had some lugs, some B boo, some type of crazy boot for them.
Young Nacho
I probably had something nice and you know, I probably was sweating.
Bishop B
I ain't gonna put you in the lugs, real.
Young Nacho
Nah, he want no lug, niggas.
DJ Will
He had the B boot.
Young Nacho
He definitely was a B.
DJ Will
He was wearing that back then.
Young Nacho
He always had kicks.
DJ Will
Oh yeah. See, he always been fly.
Young Nacho
No smut.
DJ Will
No smut.
Young Nacho
I had that. Put that sweater on, you know. You know, guy and we had like gym and like you could at lunch hoop and oh, you would do this. But at gym you can hoop and I probably was hooping in that. That was big as hell though.
Bishop B
That's crazy.
Young Nacho
I cracked that open for him though. It was nice work, Mo.
Bishop B
Gave you the same energy.
DJ Will
Yeah, you got it back up for Mo. Gotta be on set next season. We had the baggage up here for sure. So we gotta put the elevens right here.
Young Nacho
Oh yeah. Mooc definitely got it back in blood.
Bishop B
Oh, you still got some shoes.
Young Nacho
I've seen him the other day. I'll bring them up here.
DJ Will
That's hilarious.
Bishop B
Let somebody restore them.
DJ Will
Yeah, that's crazy. A ten year restore is nuts on a white shoe. But I want to see it.
Bishop B
He's so confident.
DJ Will
I want to see it.
Young Nacho
He's like, give me the Shoe, But I'm gonna fix it. I ain't gonna pay him, but. No, he wants to do it for free. Oh, okay.
DJ Will
Hey, that's like the people I'll be tapping on some of the random videos. He's like, it's not in the volume budget, just so you know.
Bishop B
Hit you with an unnecessary bill, though.
Young Nacho
Yeah.
DJ Will
And they'll make you. They'll be like, yeah, I got you. And then they got the. Oh, yeah. It's gonna be. Wait a minute. You didn't discuss the price and I.
Young Nacho
Gave you shout out to the book. Look.
Bishop B
It is what it is.
DJ Will
Y stupid. That funny as hell be going on on Christmas, man.
Young Nacho
Y. Y When y'all do Christmas? Christmas dinner. I heard you talking about Christmas dinner earlier. Yeah. What's the meal like? I don't even know.
DJ Will
I'm away from the traditional shit. We just had that shit Thanksgiving. As long as it's fire, like, I know we've had crab boys last couple years. Other stuff, I don't care. Just as long as it's an elite meal. That's all I care about. It ain't gotta be nothing traditional. Just as long as it's there and it's fire, I'm cool with it.
Young Nacho
Our premier chef, man. What's a good Christmas meal?
Bishop B
I don't do the traditional stuff either if I don't have to. But, you know, people want Thanksgiving food. You might, you know, I whip up some ham, fried chicken. Just soul food, depending on the household. Yeah, usually. I think Christmas is usually wrapped around brunches, though.
Young Nacho
Yeah.
DJ Will
Yeah.
Bishop B
For the most. For most black films, you kind of, you know, with your family in the morning. But child, that's really a rest day. So whatever y'all eat at night, it's kind of. It is what it is.
Young Nacho
Yeah.
DJ Will
I made the mistake of saying, you know what I'm saying? Everybody come over the afternoon. That's where I up at. Won't make that mistake again. Morning time only.
Young Nacho
Damn. That's probably too late to order somebody up to do a brunch, huh?
DJ Will
Shit, you can get somebody that's just gonna be a little pretty penny. Be a little pretty penny. For sure. I definitely played the surcharge this year. For sure.
Young Nacho
Did we have a brunch for. No, I think I had it for my mom birthday. It was really dope. That was right before.
Bishop B
It depends, bro. You probably could find somebody right now that'll get you together for sure.
DJ Will
Yeah.
Young Nacho
Cause my family really can't cook that good, so. No shade. My mama used to. She can't she? You know, her hand, she's easy now. Her whip gave ain't what it was.
DJ Will
Back in the night. It's retired.
Bishop B
You don't have not one person in your family. But hey, come over and make brunch. I got you. Somebody can make pancakes.
Young Nacho
Nah, look, Malcolm.
DJ Will
Malcolm said nah. It's icing.
Bishop B
Ain't no way.
Young Nacho
I think we had a brunch last year. Somebody was like burning the waffles. Wouldn't they like, bro, what it was. It's not good.
Bishop B
You can pay somebody to do breakfast. Potatoes, bacon, sausage, shrimp and grits.
Young Nacho
Oh, hell no. Now you talking.
DJ Will
I was gonna say, please tap in with Hendrix Catering. That's what you need to holl at.
Young Nacho
This is simple.
Bishop B
It is, bro.
DJ Will
No, it's not. No, it is not. Shrimp and grits is not simple. You know how many people don't season grits?
Bishop B
Yeah, but I'm just saying it's really quick to make though, y'all. It's not.
Young Nacho
Well, where well. Cause be here and he office we already talked about. But where the chef said that can help my family.
DJ Will
Chef Paul. We need a tutorial.
Young Nacho
There's plenty of link in bio secret. All right, cool.
Bishop B
Yeah.
Young Nacho
Y'all start dming me, man.
Bishop B
I think it's so many people in the T family that everybody could bring something.
Young Nacho
Well, a lot of people that's the problem when they bring it, it don't.
Bishop B
Be good family, bro.
DJ Will
And then there's another problem with a lot of family, too. It's just like you said, the quality ain't always across the board.
Bishop B
Tell somebody, hey, your bacon is nasty. Your bacon. And you just literally cook it. You don't have to season it. It is what it is.
Young Nacho
It do me.
DJ Will
Now, listen, people make eggs a lot of different ways.
Bishop B
That's different because you season but bacon and like that eggs.
Young Nacho
No, I don't eat eggs as healthy as you.
DJ Will
I fig you up an omelette.
Young Nacho
Nah, I ate eggs one time in my life. I never eat them again.
DJ Will
I'm smacking.
Young Nacho
That was like. Like sixth grade.
DJ Will
I don't know how to say nothing, but say eggs. No, that's a dumb ass answer to what you're saying. But they just taste like eggs. They're not comfor to nothing else.
Bishop B
Tastes like an egg.
DJ Will
I don't eat. But eggs don't taste no sir. Deviled eggs, potato salad, any salad that ain't regular salad.
Young Nacho
Get that the away salad. I'm done with that.
Bishop B
That's. Never mind.
Young Nacho
But yolk anything with yolk like, if I can taste. Sometimes people don't whip their pancakes good enough. Or they French toast, and I could taste the egg in it. I'm done.
Bishop B
Damn.
DJ Will
I'm. I've always been against French toast. Now, if you make French toast with other bread, but the people I grew up seeing, people make French toast with, like, the regular sandwich bread, and that is nasty work.
Bishop B
If you eat a piece of French toast and you taste the egg. Whoever did that kicked in the back of the ass.
DJ Will
Yeah, you can.
Bishop B
That was the worst French toast.
DJ Will
Oh, that was $20 a plate, nigga.
Young Nacho
You gave it back. I was over there eating croissants.
Bishop B
N. I wasn't. I wasn't with y'all.
Young Nacho
Yes, you was, bro.
Bishop B
You had salmon. Salmon.
Young Nacho
You had raw salmon.
Bishop B
Oh, I love that, too.
Young Nacho
That was. That was the worst.
Bishop B
That was so good with my bread.
DJ Will
Y'all know I don't like wasting food.
Bishop B
Whatever that hotel was.
DJ Will
I don't. What's the name of the hotel?
Young Nacho
I never want to go. But it was elite, though. The hotel was. The hotel was nice. That was fire.
DJ Will
It reflected in the price, you know? I don't like the waste food, bro. That French toast was so. It was soaked, bro. I said, this is like.
Young Nacho
It had, like, a grit, like, texture.
Bishop B
My salmon was just cooked a little bit.
Young Nacho
And you can taste the eg.
DJ Will
That was. And that bacon wasn't hitting. We talk about nasty bacon. They bacon was.
Bishop B
I just.
Young Nacho
Going back to that Newberry. We love the new.
DJ Will
No, we love newberry, but which I got going upstairs. We will not be going to that.
Young Nacho
That rooftop because we also ate downstairs. It was fire.
DJ Will
It was fire.
Young Nacho
Elite.
DJ Will
One of the best salads I ever had in my life.
Bishop B
That was.
Young Nacho
Was that the burger bus? Yeah.
Bishop B
That's crazy. Y'all had nasty bacon.
DJ Will
See, that's my problem.
Bishop B
That's crazy, bro.
DJ Will
If you up breakfast food, I have a problem with that, cuz. That's one of the easiest things to make overcook bacon.
Bishop B
We didn't burn bacon bacon at my house before. But somebody just to make bacon, and you just eat it and say it's trash.
Young Nacho
Sometimes it don't be crispy enough, though.
DJ Will
Y'all put it in the skillet or y'all put it in the oven or air fryer, what with y'all bacon.
Bishop B
Either which way baking it can go. I like mine to be a little fatty, too.
DJ Will
Okay.
Young Nacho
I don't like nothing fatty on nothing. I eat, bro.
Bishop B
Yeah. Steak, anything. Fried pork chop, the little side fat.
Young Nacho
I don't like Nothing to it like. Like slimy or chewy. I don't eat none of that, bro.
DJ Will
Y'all give me my snack medium.
Young Nacho
I still got blood on it.
DJ Will
No, that's not blood, bro. When it gets to that package, that's not blood anymore, bro.
Young Nacho
Man, your cow's still moving.
DJ Will
Nah bro, that's not blood, bro. I'm a full well done medium.
Young Nacho
Well okay.
DJ Will
Real pink Your be pink. Depends on where you get it. You know Roof Chris, that medium is different than most people's medium.
Bishop B
You eat her at the day after a period. That's all I look at like and that roll a little tang respect.
Young Nacho
A couple days for me.
DJ Will
I'm quarantined.
Bishop B
For you to get a steak. Any that eat anything well done, bro.
DJ Will
Yeah, you.
Bishop B
You taking years off your life.
DJ Will
Well done is crazy.
Bishop B
Yeah.
DJ Will
So you are breaking your teeth.
Bishop B
Kind of dark though, bro.
DJ Will
You might as well eat Taco Bell stuff.
Young Nacho
I just need a little pink, bro.
Bishop B
It. I don't know what a little pink is.
Young Nacho
Like just a little pink in the center.
Bishop B
Okay.
Young Nacho
Not the whole white girl. Just mix one.
Bishop B
I don't want no. I don't want no white.
DJ Will
So what type of steak does Dr. Umar eat?
Bishop B
Well done black cat.
DJ Will
Oh, me and my steak. Like Michael Jordan. Take that back now.
Bishop B
You always. You can't never get nothing well done, bro. Besides like salmon or something. Not like a raw. A little bit raw salmon too, but different.
Young Nacho
Yeah, burgers, bro.
Bishop B
You gotta have that. It can't be well done, bro.
Young Nacho
I. I gotta get my burger well done, dog.
Bishop B
Dang, bro.
Young Nacho
I can't have no pink on the burger.
Bishop B
I need that gush, bro. Different, bro.
DJ Will
I ain't a burger I never had. But I. With chicken tenders. I probably need to grow up, but I'mma some chicken tenders up if that's an option, bro.
Young Nacho
I eat pretty much Chicken tenders, Clover's burger. Any type of. I can't say that that's gonna sound crazy, but any type of meat.
DJ Will
Meats.
Young Nacho
I'm pretty puzzled but like what you entree with the meat pulls. I'm like, I'm cool.
DJ Will
Okay.
Young Nacho
Like I could eat burger, steak, lobster. I could eat all that. But like it be the sides that I don't be liking. Like niggas, green, beans. Some of them be trash. I spoke with beans. I can't eat asparagus. They ain't necessary.
Bishop B
When you go to like white establishments? It depends. I like them. But you have to if you want to like nigga Fy, you gotta coach em. Tell Em to overcook. Cook it.
Young Nacho
Yeah.
Bishop B
Like some. Like when you go to like, high end restaurants and they said steam.
Young Nacho
Damn.
Bishop B
Yeah. Because you really like. Just steam your vegetables just a little bit, bro. The crunchy the vegetable are. You don't lose the. I forgot what you call it. Nutrients.
DJ Will
Traditional value. Yeah.
Bishop B
So when you overcook it, like we like it, you lose all the nutrients in the vegetable. So we like soft broccoli, soft asparagus, soft green beans, shit like that.
DJ Will
And that is because it's been stewing in butter. And that's how I want it.
Young Nacho
I ain't saying I like them. I just be like, they be tasting nasty. Like give me the nutrients. Right. Make my celery. But that shit is not going.
Bishop B
But when it's softer, the seasoning, it gets in there.
Young Nacho
Yeah.
DJ Will
Since we hear holidays, what's some of your favorite holiday side dishes? I know it made cornstar Thanksgiving, but it cabbage. I'm cabbage over greens.
Young Nacho
I don't really like sides, bro.
DJ Will
Damn.
Young Nacho
Besides collard greens.
DJ Will
You don't like side. You do collard greens.
Young Nacho
That's it. I don't really.
DJ Will
I'm giving Mac and cheese. This is my last holiday with Mac and cheese, man. I've been let down recently. I'm hoping to be, you know what I'm saying, Renewed, rejuvenated. Because I've been. I've been catching some boof recently. So I'm hoping, you know what I'm saying, this puts me back on track.
Bishop B
I really hate that y'all be having like bad food experiences.
DJ Will
Cause don't work no more, bro. I'll be going to all these different places. Ain't tapped in, bro. Is not putting their heart in the craft no more. No more, bro.
Bishop B
I don't really be. Oh, yeah.
Young Nacho
It's doordash that made it too. Shout out to doordash. That's not a. That's not a plug.
DJ Will
Love Door Dash.
Young Nacho
Doordash just made it too easy for you don't have to cook no more.
DJ Will
And the price is so high now I. You damn near going out to eat. This is the damn same as going to grocery shopping nowadays. Most places. Now if you smart like me, though, listen, you gotta be smart. You gotta be smart. You can't go wild out. Go to the certain places. Got specials during the week. Certain places pull up there.
Bishop B
Even if even Whole Foods, Trader Joe's, them fools. You just got to know how to.
DJ Will
You got to know how to shop.
Bishop B
Pick through this, y'all. I get it, though. Door Dash has Made people lazy. I understand, but y'all can't keep having all these bad food experiences, bro.
Young Nacho
I ain't say mine was bad.
DJ Will
I gave a five star yesterday. Grub house has been getting all my business, even though they delivery. I love y'all. Y'all gotta figure that out. But other than that, I'm supporting local prom.
Young Nacho
Last night.
DJ Will
He great.
Bishop B
I was just saying you said you gonna give a whole macaroni, but that is like.
Young Nacho
Yeah, macaroni.
Bishop B
Top three sides, bro.
DJ Will
I got ptsd, bro. And ain't been tapped in, bro. Ain't been getting.
Young Nacho
I hate white macaroni steakhouse.
DJ Will
Macaroni is disgusting. Yeah, that shit's. It looks like. Yeah. Nah, I'm cool.
Young Nacho
Make that, but my cheesy looking. I'm cool, but I.
DJ Will
You can't do this on the top with the fork or the. Or the spoon with the. Put that back in, bro.
Young Nacho
I don't like. I don't like cheese anymore.
Bishop B
Is tripping. Y'all don't eat like spinach.
DJ Will
And bro, spinach is elite.
Bishop B
Mashed potatoes, fried potatoes, fried potatoes all day. Dirty rice. Red rice, not red cabbage.
DJ Will
I'm listen you. You speaking. You speak. That's culture. Whole menu, you just said to me, I'm with it.
Young Nacho
No yams, yams, Mac and cheese.
DJ Will
Best. Best combo all time. We had this conversation.
Bishop B
Baked beans. But I know y'all do baked beans.
Young Nacho
Beans. Shout out to Malcolm Mama Thunder. She gonna be the death. Baked beans.
DJ Will
Since we hear about y'all about some random Christmas ass foods that I don't know y'all probably with. I know you probably don't as well, but eggnog.
Bishop B
Evan Williams, okay.
DJ Will
With the bourbon, was adding in there.
Young Nacho
Oh, that's what that's called. You gotta get the old santi. I rock with Evan Williams with the old Sandies.
DJ Will
Okay?
Young Nacho
They got eggs.
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DJ Will
It's eggnog. Yeah.
Young Nacho
Yes or no? I'm not drinking. No. No egg. It's crazy. Y'all drink a drink with eggs on. Y'all think y'all rocky or something. The raw egg.
DJ Will
Yeah, raw egg, bro. It's a little bit of a process.
Young Nacho
Y is. Wow.
DJ Will
It's the American version of hora.
Young Nacho
Basically, we not. I'm not Spanish. She just Spanish fire.
DJ Will
What you on? I'm just trying to break it down for you.
Young Nacho
Y'All. Listen.
Bishop B
I'm not.
Young Nacho
Cuz that said some Spanish. I was like, I just trying to.
DJ Will
Paint the picture for you, that's all.
Young Nacho
I ain't going.
Bishop B
I want to kill myself.
Young Nacho
Look I'm just saying, I don't know what. No, what you say?
DJ Will
What? Eggnog or horata.
Young Nacho
Oh, hor is fire. I don't know what hor is. I don't know. Eggnog. I ain't there seen that. You don't know.
Bishop B
The is shooting up friends. He talking about his wife.
Young Nacho
N. That had to be a Spanish name. Hor.
DJ Will
Yeah, bro, It's Spanish, right? Yeah, it's a version of Wachata, basically.
Young Nacho
Bro, why the is he laughing, bro? What's the version of horchata?
Bishop B
He was just trying to help you.
Young Nacho
And you got frosted flake milk, huh?
Bishop B
Frosted flake milk.
Young Nacho
Oh, that's what it tastes like. Frosted flakes or cinnamon toast crunch.
Bishop B
Oh, my God.
Young Nacho
Oh, that's exactly what it tastes like.
DJ Will
Or horchata.
Young Nacho
Cinnamon toast crunch milk. All right, I ain't drinking that either. I don't like milk.
Bishop B
Oh, my God.
Young Nacho
Why the is he still laughing?
DJ Will
Anytime somebody laugh over here, it makes anything so much worse.
Bishop B
DJ is trying to be cool. Like, bro, try this, try this.
Young Nacho
He a say try. He said, like, hor cha. Like, if I don't know eggnog, I don't know what hor ch. So the version of cinnamon toast crunch milk, basically. Oh, all right, cool. I ain't gonna try it, but I can't believe y'all drink egg, though. That's crazy.
DJ Will
Yeah, I have a little cup for the holidays. Other than that, I ain't with the egg now, but this one's special. I'll give it a spin.
Young Nacho
Y'all put liquor and eggs.
DJ Will
Yeah, put liquor and eggs.
Young Nacho
Y'all hear how nasty that sound when.
Bishop B
You say it like that? It sounds crazy, but that's not what it is. It's not. Just look up the.
DJ Will
Especially at the bars. Nowadays, a lot of people use like, those Espresso Martins eating them type of fancy drinks, them type of sours and stuff. They use joking to drink, which is crazy.
Young Nacho
But it's pretty popular. Sounds like I'm about to throw up.
DJ Will
Yeah, it's crazy.
Young Nacho
Who said my taste buds is childish?
Bishop B
Cordell.
Young Nacho
Cordell music. No.
DJ Will
Okay, y'all crazy, man. Listen, man, we hope y holidays was better than ours. We about to get up out of here. Be here and tell the people that can grab some merch at for the.
Bishop B
End of the year shop club520.com.
Young Nacho
Yeah, we got a Christmas special up there.
DJ Will
Oh, man, I'm lying. Promo code Hor ch. We'll be back. Next time we out.
Bishop B
Man, that was funny. The volume.
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Club Shay Shay Podcast Summary: Club 520 - Jeff Teague’s CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Episode Information:
In this festive episode of Club Shay Shay, DJ Will, Bishop B, and Young Nacho dive deep into the heart of the holiday season, sharing their personal experiences and insights on the best Christmas gifts, favorite holiday foods, and cherished Christmas traditions. The conversation is lively, filled with nostalgic anecdotes, humorous exchanges, and genuine reflections on what makes the holiday season special for each of them.
The hosts kick off the discussion by reminiscing about memorable Christmas gifts they received in their youth.
DJ Will: “[32:32] One of y'all favorite Christmas moments, probably the PS2.”
Reflecting on the excitement of receiving a PlayStation 2, DJ Will highlights the joy of gaming as a cherished gift.
Bishop B: “[32:36] PS2. Dreamcast on my mom, I was about to say, when I got Dreamcast and I got 2K, that was probably my favorite Christmas ever.”
Bishop B echoes the sentiment, emphasizing the significance of gaming consoles like the Dreamcast and NFL 2K in his holiday experiences.
Young Nacho: “[32:43] I got Crazy Taxi.”
Young Nacho shares his excitement about receiving the game Crazy Taxi, underscoring the importance of memorable gifts that align with personal interests.
The conversation naturally shifts to the challenges of gift-giving, especially when receiving items that may not align with one’s preferences.
DJ Will: “[10:24] I can't even use it. I just say thank you and just kind of put it to the side.”
DJ Will discusses the etiquette of gracefully handling unwanted gifts.
Bishop B: “[10:02] That's why I always ask for gift cards. Because if I don't like it from the place, I just give it to my kids.”
Bishop B advocates for the practicality of gift cards, ensuring flexibility in gift usage.
The trio delves into their gastronomic preferences during the holidays, highlighting a mix of traditional and non-traditional dishes.
DJ Will: “[65:15] I'm cabbage over greens.”
DJ Will expresses his preference for cabbage over traditional collard greens, indicating a slight deviation from customary holiday fare.
Bishop B: “[65:30] Yeah. The roast.”
Bishop B mentions typical holiday staples like ham and fried chicken, aligning with beloved soul food traditions.
Young Nacho: “[74:00] That's it. I don't really. Besides collard greens.”
Young Nacho shares a limited preference for side dishes, specifically collard greens, while showing a general indifference towards other traditional sides.
The discussion also touches on the preparation and seasoning of holiday dishes, with differing opinions on what constitutes the perfect meal.
The hosts explore various Christmas traditions, both established and newly created, that enhance their holiday celebrations.
DJ Will: “[14:32] Basically, you know what I'm saying? We can watch the. We can have all family time in the morning, but once the games come on afternoon, that's everybody's cue to, you know, I'm saying, enjoy this wonderful spread that I provided for y'all and shut the up.”
DJ Will outlines his family's approach to balancing family time and game sessions, creating a structured yet enjoyable holiday environment.
Bishop B: “[12:20] Minute to Win It.”
Bishop B shares his enthusiasm for interactive family games like Minute to Win It, adding a fun and competitive element to their gatherings.
Young Nacho: “[14:49] We ain't really got no traditions in my crib.”
Young Nacho admits a lack of established traditions in his household, opting for a more relaxed and spontaneous celebration instead.
Music plays a pivotal role in setting the festive mood, and the hosts share their varied musical tastes during the holidays.
DJ Will: “[50:34] I don't want to hear Boyz II Men Christmas.”
DJ Will openly expresses his fatigue with overplayed Christmas hits, seeking fresher and more personal musical selections.
Young Nacho: “[50:43] You don't like Let It Snow.”
Young Nacho agrees with the sentiment, showing a preference for less conventional holiday tunes.
Bishop B: “[52:04] Let us know.”
Bishop B humorously critiques popular Christmas songs, advocating for a more authentic and localized musical experience.
The conversation also addresses common holiday challenges, such as managing unexpected events and maintaining family harmony.
DJ Will: “[60:28] I had to scale it back this year. Your brother being home is Christmas.”
DJ Will discusses modifying holiday plans to accommodate family members, emphasizing adaptability and prioritizing family connections.
Bishop B: “[71:10] What is a gift? That's for real.”
Bishop B touches on the complexities of gift-giving within family dynamics, highlighting the importance of meaningful and thoughtful presents.
DJ Will [32:32]: "One of y'all favorite Christmas moments, probably the PS2."
Bishop B [10:02]: "That's why I always ask for gift cards. Because if I don't like it from the place, I just give it to my kids."
Young Nacho [32:43]: "I got Crazy Taxi."
DJ Will [50:34]: "I don't want to hear Boyz II Men Christmas."
In this heartwarming episode, Club Shay Shay hosts DJ Will, Bishop B, and Young Nacho offer a candid and relatable exploration of holiday traditions, gift-giving dilemmas, and festive culinary preferences. Their authentic dialogue not only entertains but also provides listeners with insights into creating meaningful and enjoyable holiday experiences. Whether it's reminiscing about treasured gifts, navigating the complexities of family gatherings, or selecting the perfect holiday tunes, the trio's conversation encapsulates the essence of what makes the Christmas season truly special.
Listeners who seek a blend of humor, nostalgia, and practical advice on holiday celebrations will find this episode both engaging and insightful. The hosts' personal stories and shared experiences offer a genuine glimpse into their lives, making the episode a delightful addition to anyone's holiday listening list.