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Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
I hate to say it, but I
Haha Davis
don't trust much of anything.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
It's the rage bait.
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It feels like it's trying to divide people.
Kal Penn
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Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Thank you for coming back. Part two is underway. You did a skit skit with Snoop Dogg and your girl.
Haha Davis
Yeah. That was classic.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
I see. Why don't like Jody, don't like.
Haha Davis
I see here.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Do you reach? I mean, have you reached out to other celebrities asking like, hey, bro, I want to do a skit when you do a skit with me. X, Y and Z.
Haha Davis
No, I just like, if I see you in passing, like, because I. I kicked it with Chris Brown for three days straight, then he asked me to do a skit, you know what I mean? But if I see you somewhere in passing, or they might ask me like, you know, hey, how, let's shoot something. But sometimes, you know what I'm saying? If they on the move, then we don't get a chance to do nothing. But yeah, I should have got something with Chris. I don't know why I didn't shoot no skit with Chris when we was together.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You should have.
Haha Davis
I should have. Definitely did. But no, no. I don't reach out to nobody to do no skits. It seems like I don't mess with nobody. I just be in my own world and I'm in Detroit, so a lot of people ain't in Detroit like that. You know what I mean? But if I was out here in la, like living in la, I'd be shooting with everybody.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You thought about moving?
Haha Davis
I did. I just can't leave Detroit for some reason. So look, what is it about Detroit? They got a hold on me. They got a hole on me. And it's like. Like sometimes you just need that time to yourself where. You know what I mean? La. Just too fast for me. Yeah, it's way too fast for me. Atlanta the same way. And you wouldn't get no sleep. Like, I probably had some type of disease. If I lived in Atlanta or something, I'd be hitting everything walking.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
No, no, you can't.
Haha Davis
I'd be hitting everything walking. You get something, you get some, you get some.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
But your girl, though, she gonna be right there. She ain't gonna let you do out the house like that.
Haha Davis
My girl, you know, she ain't that. She like, she. She don't want me doing what I want to do, but she ain't tripping. I say that.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Damn.
Haha Davis
I'm not gonna say we in an open relationship. Damn. But her mind is open.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
She open to some suggestions, huh?
Haha Davis
Yeah, she opened, too. She opened to that? Definitely.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Do you get upset if your girl too nice to your friends?
Haha Davis
Of course. What man don't listen, this happened to me one time. My girl made my homeboy a plate before she made mine again. I tore the house up. She never did it again, though.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
No, no. Hey, I'd have got that plate.
Haha Davis
Listen, I'd ate his plate.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Don't nobody eat in my house before me. I eat that.
Haha Davis
Look, she walked right past. I said, where you going with that plate? Where mine? Took it right to my home. But I said, I know damn well you ain't to feed another man before you fed me. And I paid for the food. And this my house. You can't be serious. That's news to me. That's news to me. Let's go upstairs. Let's go have a conversation. Came back down upstairs. She never did that again, though.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
So what you say? I was just trying to be polite. I was just trying to be nice.
Haha Davis
Exactly. They're exact words. I was just trying to be nice. I was just trying. You know what I mean? Be nice to the house guests. Don't fuck all that.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Now. That makes fake their own place.
Haha Davis
Look, now y' all ain't getting nothing. Now y' all ain't getting nothing at all. Everybody out. Everybody out. Everybody out the house. I don't even want nothing. Throw all the food away.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Come on. He's like, come on, bro, you tripping.
Haha Davis
Yeah, I ain't even say nothing. I said that to her. And it's one of my favorite meals that we had. She just made some pepper steak and rice. You ever had pepper steak?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
And he got the first bite.
Haha Davis
Got the first bite. The pepper steak and rice. You crazy.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
She acting unusual.
Haha Davis
I ain't never, ever seen you act like that before. Let's go upstairs and have a conversation. We'll be back down in two minutes. Throw all the food away. I don't even want nothing. Look, it's tarnished. I'm sorry.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
She say, she said, I'm just trying to be nice. I mean, that's your homeboy. It's like, come on. That's your homeboy?
Haha Davis
Yeah. What you mean? That's just my homeboy, you know, that's what you got. You start looking at her like that. What you mean?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
What you mean? He just.
Haha Davis
You ain't got his number, do you? You start questioning yourself, you start questioning her. We're playing in everything in question.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You was on a tour with Mike Epps and you was in Meet the Blacks, too. What I mean, everybody, you know, there are certain comedians that when they come on here, Mike Epps, everybody talk about how Mike Epps puts him on, gives him game. People rave about Katt. Katt gives them money. Katt does X, Y and Z. There are some people that when they come on, there isn't a bad word spoken.
Haha Davis
Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Mike Epps is one of those people.
Haha Davis
Absolutely, Mike. One of the most genuine people you're gonna meet. Yeah. He took me on tour. He had been trying to get me on that tour for three, four years. Like I told you, I wasn't. I wasn't ready. You know what I mean? Like, it take forever to write a good joke. It takes forever to write a decent joke. And when you on that stage, man, like, you gotta be ready.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
Especially if you're doing. We doing arenas. We in front of 10, 15,000 people a night. Right. You better be ready.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yes.
Haha Davis
Cause it ain't like the Internet. You can't go back and redo this.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Right.
Haha Davis
You can't go back and redo this. I was getting off the stage and putting my name in in a couple cities, like. Nah, that wasn't it. Haha. It wasn't it. But you go back to the drawing board, right. You know what I mean? I got booed in one city. I got booed one time.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Did you?
Haha Davis
Yeah. The next night. The next night I tore it up, though. The next night after the fool, we was in Biloxi. Biloxi is when I tore it up. The night before that, I forgot. We was at. We were somewhere. We was somewhere in. In Memphis. He was in Memphis. We was in Memphis, but my mic was going out.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
And at this point, I'm not even knowing what I'm saying, man. They booed the shit out of me.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Damn.
Haha Davis
Next day, I get back out there in Biloxi, acted a fool, Acted a fool.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
But you say, you know. You know, like he'd been trying to get in touch with me for several years, but I felt I wasn't ready.
Haha Davis
Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Don't you have to, like, get on stage and, like, repeat a joke before the joke becomes complete?
Haha Davis
Yes. Yeah. You take these same jokes over across the world, everywhere you go, you know what I mean? I got jokes I've been telling for eight, nine years, but a lot of people ain't never heard it. But it's a classic joke, right now. I don't know what's in Dave Chappelle, man, how he's able to keep on putting all these specials out. I don't know where you're getting all this information from that bad.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
But he's on historic run, that joke. On a historic run.
Haha Davis
Ha, ha. He's historic. I don't know where. Like, I got 40 minutes probably, maybe might have an hour.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
He done put out seven, eight, nine hours of material in just the last two, three years. Like, Dave, where is you getting, like, are you going to Mars and getting this information and coming back with it or something? Historic realm.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
The thing is, is that he. There's so much information in the way his jokes about what's transpiring right now. So it seems like just every day, it's like he probably tell you the material rights itself.
Haha Davis
That's what it is. Dave, he's so cold. He said he'll tell you a joke from the back to the front. I said, I ain't never heard nobody talk like that. Pause.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
You know how good you gotta be to tell a joke from the end to the beginning?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yes.
Haha Davis
You gotta be good.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Hey, he put his hat up in there. You look, I'm old enough to remember Pryor, and obviously I remember Murphy.
Haha Davis
Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
But he putting this. He putting it. It's gonna be hard when it's all said and done that he. Look, and I love George Carlin. I mean, there have been a lot of. There've been a lot of comedians, but, boy, that's Chappelle.
Haha Davis
That's Chappelle.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Different, that joke, the way he can tell a story.
Haha Davis
Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
It's almost like you're there, like he's telling a story. Like he met somebody at a bar and he's having this conversation. It's almost like, hell. I was sitting right next to him and I heard everything that he said.
Haha Davis
Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
That's how he weaves you in, brings you in and you feel like you were there.
Haha Davis
Devin. I had two comedians tell me this. It was Dave Chappelle and Red Grant. They told me, don't be afraid of silence when you're on that stage. Don't be afraid of silence. And when you watch Dave Appel, it'll be silent in there for five to 10 minutes. But when he get to that punchline.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yes.
Haha Davis
When you get to that punchline.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
It's a whole different story.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
That's the thing. That's the thing, because. And he's. You know, some people just keep to. Just, bam, bam. They just keep them coming. Dave is a storyteller. He's a storyteller, and it's gonna take him three to five minutes to build it up. But when he drop it the house coming down.
Haha Davis
House coming down.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You know, I went to school with Red Rat.
Haha Davis
You did?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Me and Reggie went to Savannah State together.
Haha Davis
That's my guy. Yeah, I remember he was running. Did he ever become mayor?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
I don't. I don't think. I don't think so.
Haha Davis
Okay. Yeah, I remember when he was running for mayor. Okay. Yeah, that's my guy right there. Y' all went to school together?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
We did. Went to Savannah State, bro.
Haha Davis
Was he playing ball?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah, he was on the team.
Haha Davis
Oh, ain't nobody supposed to be on the team with you. You ain't supposed to be. What team was that? You know, the B team.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Cat was also. Did you see Cat? The other Cat. And Kevin Hart. Did you see him last night?
Haha Davis
I seen that. That was dope.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
That was.
Haha Davis
That was dope. That was dope. You know, they've been at war for a minute for a long time. Yeah, I probably. I probably was in my early 20s when they first started beefing.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah. Easy.
Haha Davis
It's dope to see, you know what I'm saying? Them put all that to the side. Cause everybody getting older, man.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
I'm glad people that look like us can do that.
Haha Davis
Yeah. Yeah. We deserve it.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
We do.
Haha Davis
Because we. Because us black folks, we'd be at war forever. For what reason? And we don't even know what we at war for.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Nope.
Haha Davis
You just be at war with each other.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Cause there's enough money to go around.
Haha Davis
Tons of it. Tons of it.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Cause guess what? If they run out, they'll print more. They did it. They did it during the pandemic. They just started printing money.
Haha Davis
Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Ain't had no backing for it.
Haha Davis
I missed the pandemic. That's when I made the most money in the world. I ain't have to leave the house
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
because everybody was inside. They needed something to watch. So that's why. That's probably when your skits were at their highest. Because nobody had anything to do, and they just wanted to be entertained.
Haha Davis
That's a fact. I had a ball during the pandemic. I had to leave the house.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
Making almost $100,000 a month.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Damn.
Haha Davis
Oh, the pandemic was crazy. We ran up some money.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Y' all ran it up, huh?
Haha Davis
Oh, we ran up a check. We tore it up. Couldn't nobody leave the house. Everybody needed promotion. They couldn't promote their own businesses.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
Oh, yeah. Come to me. I got you.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Damn.
Haha Davis
I'm talking about now. It was the best time of my Life. Making almost 100,000amonth and just sitting at home eating, getting fat and playing the game all day. That's the best life. Look. That's the best life you can live. Yeah, I had a ball. Bring the we need another pandemic.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Three.
Haha Davis
One more.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You done ran it up. So you put some of that. You put some of that away then
Haha Davis
I brought a house. I brought a house. Bought a nice house.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Damn.
Haha Davis
Yeah, brought me a big house. Spent a lot of it. Spent a lot of it gambling.
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Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
I hate to say it, but I
Haha Davis
don't trust much of anything.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
It's the rage bait.
Narrator/Advertiser
It feels like it's trying to divide people.
Kal Penn
We got clear facts. Maybe we could calm down a little. NBC News brings you clear reporting. Let's meet at the Facts. Let's move forward from there. NBC News reporting for America.
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Haha Davis
words and what you thought was kind of a straightforward sentence like, the cat in the corner is black.
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Haha Davis
the corner is black.
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Haha Davis
But someone else might say it, the cat in the corner is black. That's always fascinating to me how they just bring in all these different nuances and really make it fun and interesting and distinctive.
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Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You like to gamble?
Haha Davis
Gotta have to stop it.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Hold on. So you gamble? You playing cards or you betting?
Haha Davis
Sports betting on sports betting online. That's the worst addiction that a man can get addicted to is gambling.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Why you say that?
Haha Davis
Cause you believe you can beat them and you can't. You will never out work the act like this, AI. Yeah, you online betting every day. Woke up, then lost 3, $400,000 gambling.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You lost 3, 400?
Haha Davis
I probably lost 500,000, probably half a million gambling, thinking I could beat the system. And I'm telling my people I'm gonna get them today. I'm gonna get them today.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
What you betting on? Football.
Haha Davis
I'm betting on football. I'm betting on basketball, but I'm playing blackjack online. Yeah, they whooped me down. They put a belt.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Oh, yeah.
Haha Davis
Yeah. They put a belt to my ass. Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Hey, it's crazy, man. It's crazy, man. That online. That online blackjack.
Haha Davis
Yeah. I almost had to go get a job. It was crazy.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Online blackjack, online poker.
Haha Davis
You not gonna never beat him.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
No.
Haha Davis
You can't beat him. No. And I was telling myself every day, Shannon, I'm get him today. I'm gonna give him the day. Look up. Look, I'm down 500,000.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Damn.
Haha Davis
500 grand? For real? Listen, young people, leave that gambling alone.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You don't gamble no more, do you?
Haha Davis
Huh? Oh, no, I'm done with it. I ain't got nothing else to give them. Ain't got nothing else to give them, Shannon? Hell, no.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
I got one that got you.
Haha Davis
They got me. They whooped me. They whooped me.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Let's get you.
Haha Davis
Huh? They whoop my feet. They whoop my feet, boy.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Boy, you know how bad that bitch. They whip your feet now whoop my feet.
Haha Davis
You hear me? I don't wanna see that belt no more.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
What's it like? What's it like working? Have you been on tour with Cat? Have you worked with Katt other than
Haha Davis
Meet the Blacks too? No, that was the first time I worked with Kat. Kat was on there. He was, on account of bullying me a little bit. You know, I was new to the game.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
He like, man, that man don't know what he on here doing. He don't know what he doing. He was doing that the whole time while I'm filming, like, you know what I'm saying? He was kinda like bullying me on set a little bit. Right. So after we got done shooting the movie, Cat Williams came to my trailer and knocked on my trailer and said, man, I just want you to know I'm a big fan. I said, oh, he was doing this on purpose, but it was dope. It was dope to work with him, right? Yeah. Meet the Blacks, too. Yeah. The whole time. That man don't know his lines. Somebody feed him. Somebody feed him some lines. Whole time while we out there filming, I'm like, come on, Cat, let up on me. It was dope, though. It was dope. It was dope working with Cat.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
But you also with Kevin Hart, and you said, Kevin Hart said, don't F it up. I'm expecting big things from you. To hear K. Hart say that because he's such a hard worker, he gonna get his workouts in and he gonna do a tv. She gonna be. He's working on something all the time.
Haha Davis
Yes, sir. And then he told me not to eff it up. And I then effed it up.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
How you have to. Oh, yeah, things happen.
Haha Davis
Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You're human.
Haha Davis
Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Makes you relatable.
Haha Davis
Yeah, yeah. No, I almost amped it up, though. Definitely Almost effed it up. But, you know, you learn from your mistakes.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Absolutely.
Haha Davis
You learn from your mistakes.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
You know, I mean, for sure, you learned that when you're living in a public eye, they hold you to a different standard.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Correct.
Haha Davis
You know, and no matter.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
No matter what happens, because they don't look at you. They don't look at you as. When people see you on television, they see you on the Internet. They know you, but they don't see you as them. They feel that you should be above things that might happen to them. You should be exempt from that because money's supposed to make you exempt. You're not supposed to get sick. You're not supposed to get upset. Yeah.
Haha Davis
Like, we still. Humans, they don't think.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
We humans, they think money is the end all. Be all. The only thing money allows you to do is that you can throw it at problems that they can't.
Haha Davis
Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You can get. If you get sick, you can get better treatment than some of them can. But money don't exempt you from. You get diseases, you can get a car accident. You have tragedies, you have things that go on in your life. Money doesn't exempt you from anything.
Haha Davis
Yeah. Did you have. Wasn't it Sunday that you didn't want to play ball?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
No, no, no, no, no, no. I always wanted because ever since I was a kid.
Haha Davis
Ha ha.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Ever since I was about 9 or 10 years old, I dreamed of playing in the NFL. It's the one thing I always. I didn't want to do anything else other than play football.
Haha Davis
Wow.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
And God blessed me with ability. He gave me the grandparents that I have born to. My mom and her parents were very, very disciplined, very structured, very hardworking, and it gave me that discipline. So God, you know, my mom and dad, you know, they were athletes, and then, hey, that's all I ever wanted to do. Ha ha.
Haha Davis
Every Sunday, he was ready to go.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
What?
Haha Davis
Wow.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
What?
Haha Davis
Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
I couldn't wait. I mean, practice. I actually. I had more fun at practice than the game because I got an opportunity. I was around guys, I got to tell jokes, you know, in the meetings, we laughing and talking on the field, walking to the field. We stretching. It was just because I. But I always knew that, like, when this thing is over, is really over.
Haha Davis
Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
And I'm not gonna be around these guys anymore. Cause you know what it's like when you go on tour and you around all these other comedians, and like, one day you're, like, one day this thing gonna stop.
Haha Davis
Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know And I had missed three or four, five shows. You know what I'm saying? But once the tour was over, I was like, damn, it's over.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
It's over.
Haha Davis
It's over. Yeah. You know, a wise woman once told me, don't abuse the gift.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
And I didn't realize what she meant when she said that. But as you start seeing things not happening the way that they once happened for you and you was at the top of your game, and then the phone ain't ringing, the way it once rung before, you're abusing the gift. Ha ha.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
They might tear down your house, but you still have the gifts to go build another one. See, that's what. See, that's the thing is that if you can't build it, when somebody tears something down and you can't fix it. But see, God gave you gifts, gave you a voice. He gave you the ability to be funny. He gave you the ability to make people laugh.
Haha Davis
Yes, sir. Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
We all go through stuff.
Haha Davis
Yes, sir.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
But you got a gift. Go rebuild it.
Haha Davis
Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm trying to do now. Like, you know, with all the. All the things that I did in my career, Shannon, like, as far as the people that I thought I was better than or just missing shows or the agencies, you know, messing over, the people who gave me the opportunities, like, that's where I'm at now. It's a real. It's a rebuilding stage for me now.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yes.
Haha Davis
You know, like. Like, I heard a lot of people. I heard a lot of people messed over a lot of people, but once you sit down and you look in that mirror and you realize, hey, God gave you an opportunity to be here.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yes.
Haha Davis
Now that's where I'm at in my career now. Fixing it all.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
I'm in. Fix them all.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Well, I think the biggest thing is that you got to accept accountability. So few people don't want accountability.
Haha Davis
Accountability.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
It's always somebody else's fault. Where he did this or she did that or that happened. That happened. Okay. In all that process, he, she, they.
Haha Davis
What about you?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
What about you?
Haha Davis
Yes, sir.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
And see, once you. That's the toughest thing, is to look at your own reflection.
Haha Davis
Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I got up and looking at me and realized all the people that I hurt along my career, all the people gave me opportunities, and I just off and didn't go take care of it, now you starting to realize, like,
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
okay, I messed up.
Haha Davis
These people gone.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
These people gone. They ain't coming back neither.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
But that's where I'm at now, trying to fix it all. Fix it all.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Chappelle. You open for Chappelle?
Haha Davis
Yeah. In Houston. Yep. It was dope. He's at the House of Blues. Yeah. Dave didn't even know who I was. Dave Chappelle didn't even know who I was at that time. The two security guards that he had at the time knew who I was.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Right.
Haha Davis
And they like, man, hi, David. You hilarious. And Dave Chappelle had walked up to me and said, man, I don't know who you are, but my security guards say you're hilarious. So after that, that's the first time I seen Dave. And then I seen him, like, two or three other times when he shot a special. In Detroit.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
And Florida. Florida. In Detroit. Yeah. Yeah. That was the time that Dave told me, don't be afraid of silence. Don't be afraid of Silas. Cause he's a storyteller. Like, I be like. I tell jokes fast. I want to get to the punchline immediately. I'm trying to get to it now. Yeah. You know what I mean?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
I watch. I sit up there like, you like, where Dave going with this? Where you going?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
And then he'll take you way over there.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
And bring you way back over here.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah. See, you like, like me. I'm like, the roast. Cause I like to just go, keep going.
Haha Davis
Yeah, yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
That's that. You know what I'm saying? And some comedians are like that. And they can just roll them off like that.
Haha Davis
No, I definitely.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
But Dave, it's. You know, you look at Cat. Cat just gonna go, boom, boom.
Haha Davis
Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Boom, boom, boom.
Haha Davis
I seen it last night when they were doing the roast.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
I said, yo, yo. Y' all going at it ain't. Yo.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
But that's Cat. Cat just keep. Hey, he just.
Haha Davis
Yeah, yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
And the way his mind thinks.
Haha Davis
Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
But it's unbelievable. I mean, I love roast. Cause when I was growing up, roasting was a big thing. They kind of got away from him because he's like this. What's this? Politically correct society?
Haha Davis
Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
It's a whole different world.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah, it's a different world. But they kind of getting back to it now. You see, they slowly. And the roast, they slowly going to a. Like, damn. They hadn't said stuff like that in a while.
Haha Davis
Right.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Cause when they was getting Tom. When they got Tom Brady, and I saw just a little bit. I've been trying to catch up with Kevin's. The one they did on Kevin last night. I was like, okay. Y' all kind of getting back because when Dean Martin was having them roasted and they was having Don Rickles and they having all the people coming there, boy, they said, yeah, boy, you'd have been canceled. Hey, their kids would have been canceled. The grandkids would have been canceled. You said some of the stuff they were saying, man.
Haha Davis
Some of the stuff Bernie Mac was saying back there.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
I don't know if. Look, no, no, no, no, no.
Haha Davis
I don't even. I don't know. Bernie, look. He. Look, Bernie. Look, Bernie. Whatever came to Bernie mind, he said, well, that's why he. That's why he became one of the goats for me.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Absolutely.
Haha Davis
Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Still live in Detroit. Never left. You don't get tired of Detroit winters?
Haha Davis
I do. I do. Like, it gets super cold up there. Yeah, it be freezing up there. It be freezing. No, I just. Like. That's just where I'm from. You know what I mean? Like, then my birthday in December, my birthday, December 21st. So I'm like a polar bear, any damn boy. So I don't mind you'll see me outside in December with no coat on. Probably got a beater on. You're walking around in the back, what, it's eight inches of snow. I said, I got a beater on. I might go out and shovel the snow with a beater on. Yeah. Like, I'm a real Detroiter. What they call. They call us Michiganers. Yeah, Michiganians. Yeah. But I never wanted to leave. I never. Like, I never LA too fast for me. And then Georgia too country for me. I'm a city boy. Hey, I'm a city boy. I've always been a city boy. I enjoyed growing up in Detroit. I never wanted to leave.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
So you gonna be. So basically, Detroit's home. And I ain't going nowhere.
Haha Davis
I ain't going nowhere unless somebody buy me an ounce on here. You got something for me, Shannon?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Hey, I ain't in LA no more.
Haha Davis
I left. Oh, you went back home?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
I'm in Vegas.
Haha Davis
Oh, you're in Vegas.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
Okay. I can't live in Vegas. I just told you. Yeah, yeah. Leave me alone. I'm good.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You say gas prices are better in Detroit.
Haha Davis
They is. I mean, I hear.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
What does gas stand for, though?
Haha Davis
I forgot. I forgot.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Getting your ass stuck up.
Haha Davis
Getting your ass stuck up.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Cause that's. You know, it's like that in a lot of the cities. Cause Atlanta, the gas station, is one of the most dangerous places. And gas, I hear $10 and some in Cali.
Haha Davis
Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah. Probably like seven and a seven, eight, nine.
Haha Davis
Yeah, you ain't even gotta rob me. Just take the car. I'm gonna take the. I'm gonna take the bike out the trunk. Take the car, go ahead.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
That's where everybody do. Do Detroit. Do y' all have a lot of electric cars in Detroit?
Haha Davis
Yeah, yeah, we do. We do, we do. I mean, our gas right now in Detroit, gas is probably $4,389. On a good day, get you some gas.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
About 389. That's regular, huh? That ain't the premium. Cause, you know, premium always been high.
Haha Davis
No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, the premium gonna cost you about five.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Premium out here. Premium. I hear good seven, eight, maybe even nine.
Haha Davis
So if you got a truck. If you. If you. If you in Cali, you got a truck and gas, $10. You finna be out of $250? Yeah, like, that's. Like, that's a.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Well, you gotta put that in there. Somebody. Somebody put $20 in there. I like. Where you going? To the next point. Where the hell you going with $20?
Haha Davis
You ain't gonna lead his gas system. Oh, you just pulling up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You pull it up. You ain't gonna pull up.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
So. Yeah, this gas. This gas is.
Haha Davis
Nah, it's out of control. It's out of control. Trump. Gotta get it together. You gotta get together. Favorite.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
So favorite. Detroit. You a Lions, Pistons, Tigers, Red Wings or you Pistons, Lions, Red wings, Tigers. How does it go?
Haha Davis
Lions first, Always.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Lions first. Okay. You Lions.
Haha Davis
Lions first, always. Okay. Pistons, Pistons, then the Tigers. I've never even been to. I gotta go. They said it's fun. Yeah, get out there. Yeah, yeah. And I'm just anything Michigan, like, I'm more of a Michigan fan than a Michigan State fan.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Okay.
Haha Davis
I mean, shout out. Shout out to Michigan. I just. They just won a Natty.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah. Yeah.
Haha Davis
They just won a Natty for basketball. Then the football team won two years ago, so we've been on fire.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Y' all been doing pretty good.
Haha Davis
We've been doing all right.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
And Detroit. The Lions been doing Lions. Y' all need to get on that hump, though, man.
Haha Davis
Come on. They can be breaking my heart. I'm tired of that. I can't keep on watching. It ain't no reason that we up 17 and then we lose an NFC championship game like this.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
How we up 17 at halftime? I heard that, and it hurt my heart how we lose.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Did you go to the game?
Haha Davis
No, I was in San Francisco. I watched it from home.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You watched. Okay.
Haha Davis
Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
But you don't travel with them. Like, if they go place, you don't really go. You just. When they home, you go into the game.
Haha Davis
Yeah, if they home. Most of the players give me tickets. I be having a lot of the Lions players at my house.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Do you?
Haha Davis
Yeah, yeah. JMO always over, right? That's my guy. He always come by the house, kick it. You know what I mean? Gibbs, all of my guys, I always kick it with him. Yeah, yeah, they're my dogs.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Look, I mean, y' all had Matthew Stafford. He lead. Go get the bowl.
Haha Davis
That was crazy.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Y' all had Barry, y' all had Cal. Y' all had Megatron.
Haha Davis
I just seen Megatron the other day, too.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah, y' all have all them good players. This is before your times. Billy Sims, but he ended up messing up his knee. He wore number 20.
Haha Davis
Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Why y' all have all these good players and y' all don't do nothing with them? Man, they leave early, too.
Haha Davis
I think I just felt like they didn't want to spend the money. Now. They spending the money.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
You know? Cause if you look at the Lions
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
team right now, they spend money.
Haha Davis
It's about. It's about eight or nine players over there that got $100 million.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
So they starting to spend that money now.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You got golf, Gibbs, Sue. Yeah.
Haha Davis
Amar St. Brown.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah. J. Mo.
Haha Davis
J. Mo just got 80 million. Like, they giving that money out now. You gotta pay them. Yeah. I mean, they just shipped my dog Montgomery out. I didn't like that. I didn't like that. Y' all shit my dog Montgomery out. But we gonna see what Pacheco can do with Gibbs in that backfield. We gonna see what we can do. See, I'm. See me. You can. Look, look, I know some football now. I know a little something.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You like football?
Haha Davis
Yeah, I love football.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
So they gonna win the super bowl this year?
Haha Davis
No, probably not this year. Probably not this year.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
What year?
Haha Davis
I hope before I die. I don't know, because I thought that was our year, right? When we went to the NFC Championship Game, that was supposed to be our year. Like, there's no, like, no way we supposed to win it or at least go. We supposed to at least go, right?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Lions win the Super Bowl. You gonna cry?
Haha Davis
I'm gonna cry. Cry like a baby. Yeah, I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry like a baby. You gonna. Look, somebody. Somebody. They gonna have to carry me out. They're gonna have to carry me from. In front of the tv. I'm telling you. I'm gonna Cry. I'm gonna cry like a baby when boys win. It's gonna mean so much to me.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Right?
Haha Davis
Yeah. Cause I seen. See, I was around when them boys went 0 and 16.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yes.
Haha Davis
You got paper bags over your heads. You know what I mean? That hurt to see.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
But now that they good, you know what I mean? Then y' all get close and almost do it. Y' all gotta do it, though.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah. You gotta take advantage of it. Yeah, you guys were bad for a while, and now you good. You gotta take advantage of that. You gotta cash that check in, though.
Haha Davis
Haha. You got to. You got to. Dan Campbell better hurry up before they get him up out of there. Anybody gonna keep hearing all them speeches, you better go win it. I'm tired of hearing your speeches. You better go win it.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
He gets you motivated, though. He gets you.
Haha Davis
He gets you motivated with. No, I'm tired of hearing all the motivation. Then you don't. You don't do the motivational shit you're talking about. Go do it.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Your Pistons. Yeah, they gonna get it done.
Haha Davis
I think they gonna get it done. I think. I think the Pistons. I think they go to the finals this year. I don't know. If they win it, it's gonna be hard to beat okc. It's gonna be hard to beat Winnbianna. And I don't know what was up with him last night. Throwing him elbows. Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah, man, he got.
Haha Davis
Woo. Man.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Hey, what y' all gonna do with the Knicks, man? You said the Knicks, man. The Knicks.
Haha Davis
We get the Knicks. I think we get the Knicks.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Y' all get the Knicks?
Haha Davis
We almost got them last year. Yeah, you remember we almost got him.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You almost got him.
Haha Davis
Yeah. Like to go from the pistol. Went from what, 14 and 68. Yeah, the last two years, and then this year. Best team in the East. You can't beat it now. You can't be mad at it. Can't be mad at it.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Who your. Your favorite Piston of all time? No, on this team, you gotta go, Cade Cunningham. You like Cade?
Haha Davis
I like Cade. Cause you know I like Cade. Cause he don't do a lot of talking. He needs to go out there. He just go out there and shoot.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
He be hooping.
Haha Davis
He be out there hooping. He ain't gonna do a lot of talking to you. He gonna go out there, give you 40 points and go home. That's what he do.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Another guy, Michigan. Draymond.
Haha Davis
Draymond crazy.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Why you say Draymond crazy, man?
Haha Davis
Draymond is crazy, man. I don't Watch.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You want him on the Pistons?
Haha Davis
Yeah, he need to come on home. Yeah, come on. Come on home. Come on back. Come on back home. Cause Draymond from Saginaw, but he from Mississippi.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah, he from Saginaw.
Haha Davis
Yeah, come on home. You know what I mean? We need you. We can use you, man.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You want him and Isaiah Stewart on the same team?
Haha Davis
That's what I was thinking, too. I'm like, they gonna get thrown out every game. It's gonna be crazy. Look at so many technical. Cause how many technical files can you get for. They suspend you?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
I think 16.
Haha Davis
16? Oh, they gonna look, they had 16 a piece. Do the math on that. No, I definitely love him. I love Draymond to come home, though. Yeah, it'd be dope to see him in a Detroit uniform before he get out, before he retire.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Did you see Angel Reese post? You know she used to date Jalen?
Haha Davis
Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Her new boyfriend, Wendell Carter Jr. Dunked on it. Yeah, she posted it.
Haha Davis
She. She wasn't right for that. Cause you don't put your nuts on a man's head. You go off and you post that.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Come on, man.
Haha Davis
I'm just saying she wasn't right for that. Would you.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Let's just say you dated someone that was famous. Y' all break up and you dated someone else famous.
Haha Davis
Uh huh.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Would you be posted. Would you be trying to throw little sort of shots?
Haha Davis
Yeah. Cause I'm petty like that.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Come on.
Haha Davis
I'm petty like that. She was being petty in the moment, and it's okay to be petty. Yeah, but that was petty. Yeah, that was petty. That was petty behavior. And it's okay. Cause I would do something like that. Would you? Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Absolutely. Why not?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You wouldn't? No, I'm too private.
Haha Davis
You gonna get that pity? I get petty. I get petty. Why? If you moving on, it's an adrenaline rush. That's what I feel like it is.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Are you gonna move on or you not?
Haha Davis
I mean, even if you move on, you still gotta be petty.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
No, you don't have to let it go.
Haha Davis
You still gotta be petty.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You let it go. You let it go. Do you remember the Malice in the Palace? How old were you in the Malice of the Palace?
Haha Davis
The Malice in the palace? I was 13.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
14, 12.
Haha Davis
I might've been 12. 13.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah. I watched it.
Haha Davis
I watched it live on TV. I never forget that. Yep. And that's the crazy part, because they went on to win it that same year. Yeah, they went on to win it. That was crazy. And that's When Reggie Miller was like. He was pissed.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
Cause Reggie, like, I'm finna get ready retiring, y'. All. Half the team gone.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah. What year was that? 2008.
Haha Davis
That was 2003. No, that was 0403. That was 0304. You sure? For sure?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
I think it was. I think it was eight. Nah, I think it was like six or seven.
Haha Davis
0404. I'm from the D, baby. I know, but they wanted.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
They wanted. Hold on.
Haha Davis
They want. Piss one. We won in 04.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Y' all wanted 03.04. It happened. So it happened in the 04 season.
Haha Davis
Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
So after. So after they had won it. Yeah, after Detroit, they won it. They had beat the Lakers.
Haha Davis
Remember?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
They beat the Lakers?
Haha Davis
Yeah, they beat the Lakers. Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Damn.
Haha Davis
And that's when. That's when Kobe and Shaq was at war with each other. So I'm like, yeah, yeah. Y' all keep on beefing. Let us go get our little chip and get on up out of here. Get my choice.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Damn.
Haha Davis
Yeah. Yeah. It was a time, though.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah, but y' all the bad boy Pistons. I mean, this started way, way. I mean.
Haha Davis
Oh, you talking when we smacking Michael Jordan around. Yeah, yeah, I remember that. I didn't know somebody here from Chicago back there. I know. We made Michael Jordan get in the gym. We made Michael Jordan go start.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Y' all made. Start lifting weight.
Haha Davis
We made Michael Jordan go start lifting weight. We was smacking Michael. We ain't let him come down that paint.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
But they had. They had.
Haha Davis
It was choke slam. And Michael Jordan, when he was coming down through there.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Boy, you do a superstar like that, you gonna be spinning.
Haha Davis
Like, if you do a superstar like that today. Oh, yeah, you might be out the league.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah, you go.
Haha Davis
Yeah, yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
They gonna sit you down for some time, man.
Haha Davis
That's a fact.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You remember when LeBron James hit y' all up, had 48 points, scored the final 25 points against your team?
Haha Davis
Man, I was a kid. I don't remember that. And I don't want to remember, neither.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
I don't know what you mean. That was like. That was like 4 years old. So you about 15, 60?
Haha Davis
Did I bought a kid? No, I do remember that. I do remember that. I do remember that.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Hey, what if LeBron came and played for the Pistons?
Haha Davis
I'd be at his house every day. Look, I'll be a chef. I move in. What you need me to do, Brian? What you need me to do today? I love. Look, I love. But I don't think Brian ever come play for the pistol.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Cause he.
Haha Davis
Cause they try to destroy him in Cleveland. Because he's from Cleveland.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Right.
Haha Davis
You know what I mean? What he did for the Cavaliers, I don't think he'd ever play. He could never be a Piston. Nah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Were you at a house party with LeBron?
Haha Davis
I did a movie. I did a movie with Brian. Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Did you get to interact with him?
Haha Davis
I didn't see Brian, like, when I shot my part, I shot my parts in the neighborhood. I didn't get a chance to meet Brian, but I met Brian in a different setting. I didn't meet him on the set of the movie, though, right? Yeah, definitely. Yeah, I met Brian. Matter of fact, this is crazy. I met Brian. Was this 2016, when they was. This one, this one, this one, this one.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
The Cavs, they won the championship, Beat Golden State.
Haha Davis
Yep. When they was playing Golden State and J.R. smith, I was out here. I had a show. I was in San Francisco. I had a show in San Francisco. JR Was like, man, pull up to the hotel. I want to show you something, man. He took me back there. He took me back there. The whole team was back there. Brian, all that, man. It was about. It was probably half a million dollars on the table. Everybody back there gambling. And he brought me back to meet Brian. Brian was like, keep doing your thing. I didn't even know LeBron knew who I was.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Right.
Haha Davis
But I went to the bar. Anytime I looked back, it was less and less money on the table. Like, ain't nobody finna steal from y'. All. By the time we turned back around, we bought 200 on the table. All the money was off the table. I said, bro, ain't nobody trying to take nothing from you. Ain't nobody gonna run out here with nothing. Brian. Y' all keep money on the table. That was crazy, though. That first time I met Bron, Bron was taller than me sitting down. That shit was crazy. Like, man, keep doing your thing, big fella. He had ice on his knees. Yeah, yeah. Well, it was dope to you.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
What were they playing, Boo Ray?
Haha Davis
Huh?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Gus, what were they playing? What card game?
Haha Davis
I don't know. I don't know what card game they was playing. I didn't even look at the table because I ain't want so much money on the table.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You ain't want to do that?
Haha Davis
I didn't want to look at the table. It was crazy, though. That was crazy when I met Bron.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
But you went to, you know, Jamie Foxx used to have a lot of parties. I don't know if he still have them. You went to one of Fox's parties, right?
Haha Davis
Yeah, I went to one of Jamie Foxx's party. Jamie Foxx first time at Jamie Foxx
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Haha Davis
He walked up to me, man, and grabbed me by the shoulder and said, man, I watch your. I watch your ig like a television. That was dope. Yeah, that was dope. When Jamie told me that, he said, man, I watch. He said, I watch you on ig like a television. Like a television, Jamie. You know what I mean? He been on TV and did all these great things, right? Like, I wanted. Like, I wanted to be. We wanted to be like Jamie. We wanted to be like Jamie. We all wanted to be like Jamie. Yeah. You know what I mean? But for him to tell me that he knew me and the love he showed me, nah, you can't beat that, right? That's real. That's legit love.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You like boxing? Because a lot of times, especially when guys get knocked out, you like big fella, come on.
Haha Davis
I love doing it. And you know I gotta quit doing it. Cause I don't want one of these boxers to catch me on the street and say, now you show me what he did to me. That's the only thing I don't want to happen. Cause I voice over all the knockouts.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You do?
Haha Davis
No, you give me an example. You do what he just did to me. Yeah. I don't want nobody catch me on sale. Listen, I don't want no smoke, man.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
After Ben, I'm just. Hey, man, I'm just having a little fun. I don't be there.
Haha Davis
Hey, I don't mean nothing bad. I'm just having fun with it. But you did go to sleep Big fella. He had the melatonin in them gloves, big fella. All right, but I don't want no smoke with nobody. Hold this book. I want to smoke.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You like boxing? Give me about Rushmore boxers. Give me your five. Give me your four greatest boxers.
Haha Davis
Four greatest boxers, all time. Yep. All right. You gotta go, Ali.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Ali.
Haha Davis
Gotta go, Ali. A lot of people sleep on panel. Whitaker.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Oh, sweet pee. Okay.
Haha Davis
Floyd Mayweather.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Okay.
Haha Davis
You said four, right?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yep.
Haha Davis
Man. I mean, you gotta go Mike Tyson. Okay. You leave Mike Tyson out, then you ain't.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You like Mike Tyson.
Haha Davis
Like, nobody did what Mike Tyson did. Like, nobody talked to people the way Mike Tyson talked to people. Talking about, want to eat your children, then go out there and whoop your ass. Nobody in the world did that but Mike Tyson. This is crazy. It's unbelievable what Mike used to do.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
What are your thoughts on Floyd potentially fighting Mike Tyson and Manny Pacquiao?
Haha Davis
It ain't the same. Cause it ain't.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
It ain't no real fight, homie.
Haha Davis
It ain't no real fight. So I wouldn't get nothing out of it.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Right.
Haha Davis
I'm waiting to see the guys, you know what I mean?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
But you going to watch it, aren't you?
Haha Davis
What, more watching, Right? It's an exhibition, like you. Yeah, I ain't watching them nursing home fights. No, I'm just playing. I just love my guy.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Right, but did you watch the fight? Did you watch Bud and Canelo?
Haha Davis
Yeah, that was crazy.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
That was a great fight.
Haha Davis
Bud on a different level. Yes, Bud on a different level. Like, don't listen. Leave him alone.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Bud mean, for real, though, people I know.
Haha Davis
What's the name? Wanna fight him. I know. Cause he getting ready to fight. I don't know why I can't think of this now. I know he want to fight Boots wanna fight Bud. Yeah, I know Boots wanna fight Bud. But I don't know both of them my guys. Both of my guys are my boys. I don't know about that one.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
I don't know. Boots, he abusive. They might be calling you sneakers after this fight. Leave Bud alone,
Haha Davis
Boots. I ain't say that he did. No, I think. I think. I think. I think it'd be a decent fight. But when I seen him walk down Canelo like that. Ain't nobody never did Canelo like that other than Floyd. Yeah, but, man, that boy Bud, he abusive. Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
And Bud was sitting in the pocket.
Haha Davis
Yeah. Abusive people.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Like I said, Bud strong man.
Haha Davis
Yeah. What's his name? He left boxing for four, five years. He had to get his confidence back. Earl had to go get that confidence back.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Oh, yeah, I bet. I sure I saw that fight too.
Haha Davis
Yeah, that was crazy, man. On a different level, man. Yeah, leave him alone. Stay out his way. He thought we gonna be sneakers after this.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Hey, if you could do a celebrity boxing match, who would you like? Who would you like to be your. Your opponent?
Haha Davis
If I was to fight somebody? Yeah, I don't know, I would fight. I don't know. Probably me and a celebrity. Me and the baby can get it on. Tell the baby let's get it on. Come on, let's get in that ring and let's get to it. My boy. I gotta get. I'm getting a nice little shape him. Because he, like, he already in shape. I think that would be dope, though, if me and him did that, though. We already look at. We look who. Who's the doppelganger? Yeah, we already say we look alike.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
I don't know. Baby might get you.
Haha Davis
Ha. You think he'll get me? No, no, you got your money on them.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
I mean. I mean, I know Detroit. Detroit. Y' all supposed to have some boxes come out of Detroit, but I don't know.
Haha Davis
I'm telling you, I'm looking.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Joe Lewis from Detroit, ain't he?
Haha Davis
Yeah, they. They named. They named the original Hockey.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know.
Haha Davis
I don't know, you know. What you mean, I don't know. You know, I got some. I got some people up there that's gonna get me, right? Yeah, that just hurt. Just doing that.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Okay, Blueface, man. You see Blueface was fighting. I interviewed Blueface and said he was ready for his fight, Man, Blueface got knocked out the ring. You saw that?
Haha Davis
Yeah, I seen that. That was crazy. He knocked Blueface out the ring. Hey, look into Chrisean.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
She won her fight.
Haha Davis
I seen that. He done got in there and started fighting. Blueface. The beat on Blueface, he was blue in the face. Baffling, man.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
I don't know why people. I mean, why they wait to get the lady nickel? I mean, you know, fighting is something that you need to take up young so you can see the punches coming. You know how to throw punches like that. Why do Joker wait till they get into 25, 30 years old, enough, say, you know, I want to fight.
Haha Davis
Yeah. I don't understand that. I don't understand that. Just going like. Because when you get older and you get lumped up, it's harder to recover. Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Them lumps. Don't them legs hurt? Yeah.
Haha Davis
Leave you with A may not. You know what? It may not is a knot that may go away. It may not.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
It don't look like it going away anytime soon. But would you. Would you do it? Would you do a celebrity boxing match?
Haha Davis
Yeah. Yeah. Aiden Ross reached out to me to come get on his platform, but I ain't ready to do that just yet. I gotta get back in shape. You know, I told him, like, man, I got a little tone rotator cuff right now.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
How you told you rotate this cuff?
Haha Davis
I've been playing around too much. Playing around too much with people heavier than me and got no business doing it. See, like, somebody like you said, you. Yeah, you don't even. You don't wrestle with nobody your size. You gonna get whatever.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Honestly, the last time I tried to wrestle Bud, when I did the thing with Bud, and I grabbed Bud. But Bud's strong, man. I mean, for his. Hell, yeah, for somebody his size. Yeah, but Bud was a wrestler also. Bud used to wrestle in school.
Haha Davis
I didn't know that. I didn't know that.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah, that's dope. So he understand. That's why he's good at boxing. So he understand leverage, he understand angles, he know how to cut the ring off, walk you into punches.
Haha Davis
Nah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah, man, you heard Deontay Wilder. Deontay Wilder told that story.
Haha Davis
What did he say?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
About how one of his co parents, how she became pregnant. Man, sometimes you just take. Sometimes you just take to your grave.
Haha Davis
I think. I don't believe that that happened.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Man, who walking around with a turkey baster?
Haha Davis
Who walking around with a turkey baster? Who walking around with a turkey baster? I say, somebody hit Deontay Wilder too hard, he in here making up shit. I say, man, ain't nobody walking, like, walking around with no turkey. But even.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Let's just say for the sake of argument, ha ha. You and I, we having a conversation. And it did happen. I ain't telling that story.
Haha Davis
Yeah, you gotta keep. Yeah, that's when you just take. Yeah, yeah, take that to the ground.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
They was like, man, when's my time? My time is over. And they like, man, this casket heavy. Cause I'm taking all them secrets. I'm taking all them secrets.
Haha Davis
You went beat to the ground. That's funny.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
I'm like, come on, bro.
Haha Davis
Yeah, he wasn't supposed. That was one. He supposed to just keep to himself. Yeah, I know when he left. I know when he left and he got home, he told him, man, I ain't had no business telling them that. Yeah, they ain't even asked That I know. I know he. I know he laid the bed, looked at his like. I ain't had no business telling him that.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
I mean, the CIA couldn't have got that out. They got a. They got a waterboard me to get that up out of me. Ain't no way I'm telling that story.
Haha Davis
No, I ain't telling that story. They won't get that one out of me.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
A lot of your skits. How did you come. I just want to know, how did you come up with the skit? The jail. Because that's. I mean, you got a lot of fun. The one that you. You know, you're lying to the guy, lying to his. Lying in front of the girls, and you got a lot. A lot of funny skits. But I think you would agree. I think people resonate with the jail skits the most.
Haha Davis
Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of people love to do.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
How did you. What was. How did you come up with that?
Haha Davis
Man, I just went. I went down there one day and moved everything out the corner in my mama basement. This 2015. This 2015. And I just said, I want to shoot. I want to shoot a jail skit. And I holler guard and finna be a breeze. And the rest of it was history. It wasn't even like no playing skit that I was gonna do. I just went to the costume store one day, and I brought the orange jump. I brought that orange jumpsuit. That orange jumpsuit. Legendary.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
Yeah. Forever.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
So who that? The background?
Haha Davis
Yeah. Huh?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Who that? The background.
Haha Davis
The voice. Yeah. That's my imagination of what I think be going on in jail. Yeah. Come on, big fella. Bernard.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Bernard.
Haha Davis
And I'm on hard. Come on. How long you gonna be in. You. They say you've been in jail 10 years. Time you get up out of there.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
That man been taking advantage of you for a long time. For real.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You ever been to jail?
Haha Davis
Yeah, I've been.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah, One time. You ain't want to go back, huh?
Haha Davis
I ain't never going back.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Nope. You yell guard.
Haha Davis
They did. Everybody in there did.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
They. Did they know who you were?
Haha Davis
They knew I was. Yeah. Yeah. They were standing around me like. You remember that little scene when he held him up in Lion King?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah. Yeah.
Haha Davis
That's how everybody was standing around me watching the game. It was crazy. Everybody was in there. Come on, guard. Like, bro, come on. This ain't the time to be yelling up here. This ain't the time to be yelling at. I don't want to hear. I don't Want to hear nothing about the guard? I couldn't go get him. For real. Like, for real. It was a surreal. Yeah, but they showed.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
But they showed you love.
Haha Davis
They showed me love. They showed me love. I was on the. I was in and out, in and out.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
But then your mug shot. See that thing? And they put all your mug shot on. They put your thing and go viral, and you all.
Haha Davis
Yeah, they was. They. The thing about people, like, don't. Like, no matter if I died tomorrow, they're gonna be like, oh, he dead.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Dead, right?
Haha Davis
Oh, he in a casket. Casket. Oh, he was gonna see. God. God obit. Fellow gone. Gone, right? So they gonna make a joke out of everything that I do. Cause I'm. Cause that's the way I made it. I made a joke out of everything.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Right.
Haha Davis
You know what I mean? But the situation. That situation wasn't even supposed to happen like that, you know?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Right?
Haha Davis
You can go to jail for anything any day. I didn't even know that you can go to jail for arguing in front of your home. I'm with my girl. I'm arguing in front of my home. Pictures come out about how high Davis. Ain't no videos of me.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Right?
Haha Davis
That man told me when that man. When that cop got out, I said, bro, where you taking me to? He said, oh, you going to jail with girl? Cause we was called. I said, what?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Oh, yeah. Once they called, somebody got to go.
Haha Davis
I didn't know that.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yes.
Haha Davis
I had never been to jail in my life, sir.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah, that's.
Haha Davis
I said, you taking me to jail? Cause I just argued with my girl in front of the house. You saying just cause y' all was called, somebody gotta go with y'.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
All. Yeah.
Haha Davis
Like we on y' all payroll. Yeah, they locked my black ass up. But I ain't never been to jail, so I wouldn't even. I would have never even.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Who even thought that.
Haha Davis
Yeah, I ain't never been. But ain't nothing come out about how Davis with no pictures, with no videos, with nothing, argument in front of the house.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Damn. Your girl came and picked you up too, huh?
Haha Davis
Came and got it. She won't post it to Bell. You think posted the bell. She posted the Bell. And she gave me.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You gave her kids a big old horse and say, baby, I'm so happy to see you.
Haha Davis
Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Let's go. Look, I'm on every blog in America at that time. I'm on every blog in America. We at home making love. I said, it's all for nothing.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Cause they made it Seem like y' all got into a disagreement. You shoved her, you put your hands on or something.
Haha Davis
Where did y'. All. Ain't got no evidence there. Yeah, ain't no evidence of me doing any of that. It never happened. I didn't know. You can't argue in front of your home.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah. If the police call, somebody gotta go.
Haha Davis
I know. Now, all these arguments we had over the phone or inside the home. It's 8 o' clock in the morning. We outside arguing. Get your black ass in the back of the people car.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You ever been catfished?
Haha Davis
Yeah. Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Is that what happened with the photos?
Haha Davis
Which one?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
The nicu.
Haha Davis
Shannon, what you talking about?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
I'm just saying I heard. I ain't know. I was like, what the.
Haha Davis
Yeah, man, I got catfished on Snapchat one time, man, she's sending me somebody else's pictures. We doing it for like, three, three, four, five weeks. She like, yeah, send me a picture of you, of your whoop.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
The whoop.
Haha Davis
Yeah. And I finally do send it to her. You know what she said? I got you now. Flip that shit all over the Internet.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You lied.
Haha Davis
I swear to God. But when I went back to see the picture, I said, let me see what angle I took so I'll make sure this motherfucker look like something. Everybody see it. Look, she got me, though. I got catfish. Yeah, she got me. And she was acting. She was asking me every day for a picture of it.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
But you never found out who it was?
Haha Davis
Never knew who it was.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Did you get the authorities involved?
Haha Davis
No, I just let that one go. Cause I ain't had no business Senate. Yeah, you ain't had no business Senate. So who you don't call them for?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
Oh, you said you sent a picture of your. Yeah, yeah. Of your Peter Wood Johnson or somebody, and that she didn't put it out.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah. And do you want. And then you want. You want us to go clean up your mess?
Haha Davis
Yeah. What? Look, first thing. Said, I got you now. I'm catfish. I'm done now.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
That's what she said.
Haha Davis
Fried. She said, I got you now. Fried catfish.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Wow.
Haha Davis
Fried catfish. I said. I said, yeah, this is catfish right here, for sure. Screenshot and everything. I got you now. I said, you working hard, too. To catfish. And God damn, I won't have.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Listen, but she sent pictures. But there was somebody else.
Haha Davis
Yes. I don't show this. I don't listen. You gotta come see it in person. I'm not sending no pictures of it no more. None of it. Look, I'm a Grower, not a shower.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Ain't that right?
Haha Davis
Yeah. I'm straight. No, I'm not sending no pictures of it. I don't take pictures of it.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
Nah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
So you learn from that situation. Like, you know what, what's. I don't believe until I see it. Yes, anything, any communication online, you gotta FaceTime me. Yeah.
Haha Davis
Like if I was talking to a chick, you gotta FaceTime. You gotta show me your face immediately. I'm not gonna even respond to you. I don't like, I don't open up no DMs. Women always talking about, oh, you so handsome. You so handsome. Facetime me. Show me how good you look. And if I can't get a response from you, you won't see me.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Okay.
Haha Davis
I'm straight. You ain't taking me down no dark path. I've been through enough. I was straight.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
The weight loss you say you was. So how tall are you? 5, 8, 5, 7. 5, 7, 5, 7. You was £200. You dropped down. So you lost £50. So you got down to 150 and now you're back to 165 by 165.
Haha Davis
Yep, yep, yep. Definitely. Yeah. Cause when I first lost all the weight, that's when Shade Room had posted it on there. Lost all that weight. I was in the gym every day, Shane. I was in the gym every day. Like I'm in the gym with a 40 pound weight vest on.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
And two sauna suits. Trying to kill myself because I'm impatient. I want it to happen now.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Right, Right.
Haha Davis
And I was doing 2A days. I was in the gym every day. 2A days, Monday, Sunday, pescatarian. I became pescatarian. I stopped drinking brown because it had too much sugar in it.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Right.
Haha Davis
I was eating fish every day for six months. You know what I mean?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You still pescatarian?
Haha Davis
No, not. Not anymore, no. Yeah, you. Yeah, yeah, I'm back. Look, I'm back eating everything that's in the kitchen.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Huh?
Haha Davis
I'm eating everything that's in the kitchen.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
But it wasn't health related. You just walked by the mirror one day and like, I'm not happy with the person that I see.
Haha Davis
Yeah, it wasn't health related at all. Just, I mean, like, I'm pregnant. She pregnant. We looking. Let's get it together over here.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Right?
Haha Davis
You know what I'm saying? I looked at a photo. My girl was pregnant. My stomach looked just like hers. We didn't know who was having the baby. It was crazy. I said, no, I can't keep living like this right?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
But did she say she like, baby, ain't nothing wrong with you.
Kal Penn
Damn.
Haha Davis
Now she started throwing hints. She started throwing hints when she started pulling. I told her when she started pulling up some six, five and a half guys like you told me, look at him, baby. He's a personal trainer. What you trying to say?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Damn.
Haha Davis
Yeah, I wouldn't got in the gym, right? Cause I don't look nothing like them, right? You know, I've been lost the weight.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You got it off.
Haha Davis
You got it off me. Had to.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
So when you lost that weight, you get down to 150. Now you're 165. What did that do to you mentally? Did it make you feel better about. Feel better about yourself? Did it give you a new sense of a new lease on life?
Haha Davis
No, it definitely made me feel better about myself though. You know what I mean? Like, when you get up, I'm popping out the bed. Now I'm saying I don't look crazy as I used to look. I look good. Then when I seen I got 200,000 followers off just being losing weight and going to the gym, like, oh, this is a real thing right here. Let's keep doing this, right? Let's keep doing this. Yeah. But then I start getting off the rocker a little bit. Let me get a pork chop, let me get a 10 piece fried hard, right? You know what I mean? Start changing it up. But I still kept. I always maintained keeping the weight off of me though, right? Yeah, I still got the weight off me now. I mean, I might hit the treadmill in my basement, right? You know what I mean?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
But ideally, what's your weight? So you want to stay at 165. Probably tone up a little bit more. You want to go. So what you trying to do?
Haha Davis
Just tone up, Just tone up a little bit. You know what I mean? Get the arms back, right? Get this little piece of the chest. Put it back up here, not down there. That's it. They can tell you that I got the weight off me, but they don't even know, like, hold on. They sit down a little bit.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah, right. You want to tighten it up.
Haha Davis
The nipples looking like binoculars. Yeah, definitely just toned up though. For real? Definitely just toned up.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Honestly, your parents, what's your relationship with your parents?
Haha Davis
My dad was never in my life.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Okay.
Haha Davis
So I mean, you know what's crazy about my. My dad? We wrote this into One of the IPs that we at wrote. He lived in my daddy. He lived in my granddad attic the whole time. So anytime we Would come over, we would hit this running up the stairs. Why you don't come down here and talk to your kids? Like, you remember Home Improvement when he
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
used to look over the gate?
Haha Davis
Yeah, that's how my dad was. But he used to talk to us through the door.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
He.
Haha Davis
When he opened the door for us. What crazy.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
So you go over to your grandfather's house.
Haha Davis
He lived in attic.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
He lived in the attic.
Haha Davis
He lived in the attic.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
So instead of facing you guys and having a conversation, he go upstairs to the attic, and you guys, he won't
Haha Davis
even open the door. He'd say, what's up? Through the door. Wouldn't even open the door. Real talk.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Is your father still alive?
Haha Davis
Yeah, he's still alive.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Have you had a conversation? Have you talked to him? Do y' all have any type of relationship?
Haha Davis
Currently? We don't got. We don't have a relationship. I mean, I try to have a relationship with him, like when I first got on.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
But then I started realizing what he was doing to me. Like, he was bringing me over there to get me drunk to ask me for money. He was treating me like I was like, no, I'm cool. He did that to me three or four times. But then I caught on to what's going on. Like, okay. He just bringing me over, get me drunk. They'd be like, yeah, let me get 3, 400. You don't want a relationship with me.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Right. You want access to my money?
Haha Davis
You want access to my money. That's what it's about. And then after that, I just lost our contact. Like, he would call me on my birthdays and say, hey, what you 18? 19, huh? Man, I'm 25, sir.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Damn.
Haha Davis
You know what I mean, right? The man, like, it was never in a relationship there, but he's still alive. But it was never. We never had a relationship. We never had a relationship.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You have brothers and sisters?
Haha Davis
Yeah, yeah. We all got different fathers.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Okay. Okay.
Haha Davis
We all got different fathers. My mom. Relationship with my mom was when I was like, my mom, you know what I mean? When she was running in. Running around in the streets, it was. I didn't have a relationship with my mama neither, until I was, like, 17. But by the time my mama got back into my life, we was already. You're damn near grown, but you know what I mean? But to this day, you know what I'm saying, Me and mom's, we got a little stronger than we was.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Because she put you and your brother up for adoption, correct? Your grandparents?
Haha Davis
No, we. My auntie adopted us.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Okay. Your auntie adopted.
Haha Davis
My auntie adopted us when we was. Might have been eight or nine. But yeah, we live. We lived with my auntie for about six, seven, eight years. And, you know, my mama got cleaned off drugs, and then she came back.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Oh, so your mom was on drugs.
Haha Davis
Yeah, she came back, right? Got clean off drugs and came back and got us. Yeah, definitely.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
Yeah, that's. Yeah. Yeah. My auntie had us, and then moms came back and got right. Moms came back and got right. You know what I mean? I mean, some of that time lost, you can't never get it back.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You can't get it back.
Haha Davis
You can't get that time back.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
But I don't think you try to.
Haha Davis
You don't try to.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You don't try to get time. Time is the one thing that you can't recapture. Cause once it's gone, it's gone.
Haha Davis
Once it's gone, it's gone.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Two days, you can't do anything about.
Haha Davis
Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yesterday and tomorrow.
Haha Davis
Thanks.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah, I'm right here. Yeah, I'm right here. We're gonna move forward. I can't do anything about yesterday. It's gone.
Haha Davis
Yes.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Tomorrow's not here yet.
Haha Davis
Absolutely.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
We're right here.
Haha Davis
Ha ha. Yes, sir.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
I think sometimes, like, what are we gonna talk about? We don't even talk about what transpired in the past. Cause that's the past.
Haha Davis
Yeah. Today, I don't blame my mom or my pops for not being around. I think I always tell myself, I said, if he was in my life, maybe I wouldn't have chased my dreams of becoming a comedian. Maybe he would have enough influence over my life to tell me, hey, no, that comedy thing ain't gonna work. Go do something else.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Right.
Haha Davis
But I followed my own dreams. Cause he wasn't around. So, I mean, it was good and it was bad.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Right.
Haha Davis
You got to take the good and you got to take the bad with it.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You do.
Haha Davis
Yeah. So if he would. If he was in my life, I probably would have never became Haha. Davis. You never know.
Kal Penn
He probably.
Haha Davis
No, you. You. You go to school, right. Go to education.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
And I think sometimes Haha. And people ask, like, you know, your mom. Because my mom and dad got divorced when I was 2 years old, and we came and lived with my. My maternal grandparents, my mom's mom and dad.
Haha Davis
Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
And. But that was a big thing back in the South. Parents got divorced. You go on the state with the grandparents, and I say, sometimes the best decision doesn't involve you.
Haha Davis
Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Cause my mom could have like, no, these my kids, these mine. They staying here. But what are boys gonna do on the south side of Chicago besides get in trouble?
Haha Davis
Yes, sir.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Let me send them somewhere where it's structured. I know they're gonna have roof over their head. I know they're gonna have food, they're gonna be disciplined. They're gonna have to work hard. I understand that. And that's what they need. And so, you know, I commend my mom for doing what she did because she could have been selfish. I made them, I created them. I'm gonna raise em. But the best thing was for us to go stay with our grandparents.
Haha Davis
That's what I was sitting with mom. Like the best decision at the time with mom wasn't. You know what I mean? She wasn't at her best health. It was a go stay with our auntie.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
I mean, what we learned, we learned how to survive.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Right.
Haha Davis
We became survivors. You know, I got a blood brother out here right now that, that's the reason I became Holly David, because I've been looking for him. Really. Mama had to put him up for adoption because she was, she was sick.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
And you don't. So you don't know who, you don't know who he is.
Haha Davis
I remember my mama named him Herbert Davis, but she put him up for adoption. Once you put him for adoption, they changed the name.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Changed the name, yeah. But you still looking for it.
Haha Davis
Still looking for it. So if you see this interview, your brother name is how I did come find us.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Is he older or younger than you?
Haha Davis
He younger than me. Yeah. That's why I said I want to be famous so I can find my brother. That's a true fact.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Wow.
Haha Davis
They still haven't found him.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You ain't going to. I mean, might get a private investigator, but they can find it.
Haha Davis
Yeah, yeah, definitely. Definitely. Or maybe you just don't want to be found. Maybe he just don't want to be found.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Well, maybe that's the case. But I think the thing is, and that might, you know what?
Haha Davis
Haha.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
That might be true. He might not want to be found. But I think your mind is not going to rest until you find out whether or not he wants to be found or not.
Haha Davis
Yes. Yeah, definitely.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
That's what's keeping you up at night. You're like, okay, if he doesn't want to be found, you come back and tell me, says he doesn't want to be bothered. He's at peace with what happened in his life and he's moved on.
Haha Davis
Absolutely.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You can live with that. But the problem. But what you're having right now, I just want to know. I just want to know. I just want to know. Let him know that he has a brother that loves him, that miss him, that wanna. Just wanna know. I just wanna know if he's okay.
Haha Davis
Definitely. That's a fact. That's exactly what I wanna know. Like, your brother. Like you. Only I be up some night, Shannon, just thinking like, damn, this man don't even know who his brother is. I just want him to know. Like, hey, your brother. Yeah. Your brother. Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
He doing all right?
Haha Davis
He doing all right? Yeah, he doing all right. That's all I wanted to know.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
That's it.
Haha Davis
Even if you like. Even if you don't want to be bothered. Even if he just meet one time, shake each other hands, and then we move on from there. Yeah. I just want to hug my brother.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Wow, kids. How many kids you have?
Haha Davis
I got two sons.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Two sons. You done?
Haha Davis
I want to be. I want a daughter, though. I want a daughter.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You want one more?
Haha Davis
One more. I'm trying to cut the oven on one more time.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You gonna cut the oven on one more time?
Haha Davis
One more time. Cut it on 400. Cut it on 400. One more time. One more time. I do want a daughter. I think when I have my daughter, you'll know. I'm over 30, $40 million.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
So they better start paying me so I can get to her.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah. What type of parent do you try to be?
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Haha Davis
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Haha Davis
I really had to make a decision because I caught myself getting that frog in my throat and starting to get
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
teary as I'm narrating some of these
Haha Davis
sections and it's like, okay, yo yo yo, is this indulgent? And I really thought about it. I was like, no. At this point, it would kind of be betraying the trust the author and
Kal Penn
the listener have in telling this story
Haha Davis
if I don't go through it. But there's places in this book that deeply, emotionally affected me. And I left it on the mic. That's great because it served the story. People will say like, oh, my God, I cried at the end.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
It's like, yeah, dude, me too.
Kal Penn
Listen to Hearsay, the Audible and iHeart audiobook club on the iHeartradio app or wherever you get your podcasts.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Because you tell the story and I hear the hurt that your father you like. You know what, man? When I came over, this man didn't have enough. He didn't have the nerve to face me.
Haha Davis
Trying to want me to start crying in here and shit, man. Come on, man. God damn.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You know this, man. Run upstairs instead of facing it. Look. No, but you know what?
Haha Davis
Haha.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
My father. My father died when I was 13.
Haha Davis
Yes.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
And he passed in July. He was gonna come and he had both of his jawbones removed because he had cancer.
Haha Davis
Wow.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
And he was talking to my grandmother, Grandma Charlie, and he's like. And she was telling him, say, pete, you need to go home and see them kids. But he was embarrassed because he didn't want us to see him like that.
Haha Davis
Right.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
As a kid. I mean, I'm 13. I just wanted to see my dad. Cause I had only saw him one time to know who I was looking at.
Haha Davis
Right.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Next time I saw him, he's in the casket. And so he was embarrassed. He was ashamed that.
Haha Davis
That
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
he didn't become. Or he thought we would perceive him as less than because he was kind of down on his love.
Haha Davis
Right.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You, my dad. I would never look at you as anything other than my dad. And when I would see kids and their parents would be at the games, and I remember when I was in college and their parents would come to the game and I'm in the league and I see their dad, and I was like, man, I wish my dad could be here to see this.
Haha Davis
Absolutely.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
No matter what. No matter my dad, my daddy wouldn't have had to do nothing in my life. I made it. He got a house, he got a car, he got everything.
Haha Davis
Yes, sir.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
And I think sometimes it's hard because a lot of times we view our parents as our heroes and then they want to be our heroes, but they didn't get an opportunity. They don't. They're not a hero.
Haha Davis
Yeah. Yeah. My. That. That's crazy. My only. My only goal for my kids is to. Don't lie to him. Like being at those football games. He telling me, coming, he don't come. Anytime I tell my kids I'm gonna do something, I make sure I do it.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You're gonna be there?
Haha Davis
Yeah, I'm gonna be there. That. That's. That's the most hurtful thing in the world to tell your kids you're gonna do something for them and then you don't do it. We would sit out, me and my sister would sit outside in front of that. That house right there on 7 mile and grass and wait on that man to come. And he. He never came. It was like waiting on ice cream truck. He just didn't come down our block, you know? So anytime my kids say, dad, can you do this? If I can't do it, no, I can't do it. But if I tell you I'm going
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
to do it, it's going to get done.
Haha Davis
It's going to get done. That's. That's, that's. That's. That's the only thing that a man got. That's the one thing my mom taught me, is that all a man got is his word.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
He the word.
Haha Davis
All the man got is his word. So I try to keep mine. I try to keep mine, you know, and be there for them kids, but I don't wanna. I want my kids to be 18 years old, and I don't want them to be like, I'm telling them war stories about what I used to be.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You want them to experience it? You want them to see?
Haha Davis
Absolutely. I want to be able to see like, no. Your daddy did a lot in his life. He accomplished a lot in his life. I want y' all to be a part of.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Do they know what you do?
Haha Davis
They do. My sons just figured out what I do. They like, they be pulling my videos. I watch my youngest son. I watch him watch my, my, my reels on. On YouTube for two hours straight. What he was hollering. Big fellas. I. I didn't want to never tell my kids what I did right, because I didn't want them to have to. I got. Now I gotta live up to that standard, right? You know? But he was in there watching my reels for two hours straight.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Wow.
Haha Davis
Crazy. They both be in there just watching dad all day. It made me proud to know that I did something that my kids can.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
And they proud of it.
Haha Davis
They proud of it. That's what. Yeah, that's what make me. That's what made My heart warm like my kid is proud of what I accomplished.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
You know, I don't think I'm corny.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
When did you decide to say, you know what? I want to be a standup?
Haha Davis
I decided to be a standup. 2017. 2017 is when I decided to become a standup. Cause my OG BlackBerry, who taught me how to do stand up, he was like, man, it's time to get on that stage. But when I first got on the stage, I thought just because. I thought just because I was famous, you can just get on that stage, man. You could heard two mice pissing on cotton in there. I'm so silent.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Not with us. You know, man, you know, black people, we different, man.
Haha Davis
Go for it.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
They gonna tell you now, if it's funny, we gonna roll on the floor laughing.
Haha Davis
And if it's not, yeah, go back to work. They was throwing me in front of 4,5000 people, Shannon. So I'm on stage in front of 4,5000 people.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Off the rip.
Haha Davis
Off the rip. Cause I had already had the name. Yeah, I already had the name.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Right?
Haha Davis
But when I. When I. When I heard them people not laughing, oh, we got back to the comedy club. We gotta go back to the Chitlin Circle. We gotta go.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got. Yeah, we gotta go in front of 1500 people.
Haha Davis
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. We gotta figure this thing all out. This ain't gonna work right here.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Right, right.
Haha Davis
I ain't give up on it. I went back and really learned how to start telling the joke right. Definitely
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
was that. What's it like to be. I can just imagine. You know, you drop a pass, you know, you get that potentially could cost you the game, and you get booed. What's it like when you bomb, when you. When they just, like, they. Is it what's worth booing or just the silence?
Haha Davis
I think that booing, that booing. Listen, because once you hear somebody boo you, you don't hear nothing else. It be feeling like don't nothing else in the world matter but that. That booing, like, you don't hear nothing else. I got booed one time. I didn't hit, like, for the rest. I didn't want to go out. I want to go to the club. Nothing, right? It's like being a boxer. You losing a fight, but you already got an after party ready to go. I'm going back to my room.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah, yeah. Y' all go ahead, have a good time.
Haha Davis
Cancel that. I'm straight. I don't want nothing to do with it.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Right?
Haha Davis
Yeah, that bull ain't. That bull ain't no joke. It'll stick with you. Yeah, so what.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
What advice would you give someone? Cause there are obviously they're gonna be people that want to follow your path. The D.C. young Flies path, the Drewski's path. All the desert banks and the country, Wayne, all those ones that started on social media and tried to transition. What's some of the. Some pieces of advice that you would give them?
Haha Davis
I would tell them, don't give up on yourself. You know what I'm saying? That's why I started my company. No self doubt, never doubt yourself. Don't let nobody tell you what you can't do, right? Cause it was the time my mom was telling me, like, it ain't gonna work. I was getting packages to my mama house that said, hi, Davis. She didn't know how Davis was, and he was living in her basement. You hear me? Real talk. So when he finally took off, I didn't give up on myself. I knew what I wanted to do, right? Don't give up. All the young people in the game who trying to come up, don't. Don't let nobody tell you what you can't do. Not even your mama. Nobody around, right? What you want to do? Follow your path.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
You said buying your first house, you like, you know, you started running up, making a little money, and the one thing that you want is like, you know what? I want my own. I'm gonna get out my mama's basement. I'm gonna get my own place.
Haha Davis
Yeah. Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Was that. Is that one of the most satisfying, most gratifying feelings that you've had as an adult? Obviously, you know, having kids and having, you know, your many mes running around, but to get your own place, a place to call home, and that's called my own.
Haha Davis
Ain't nobody filler than that. Being able to pay your own bills. You ain't gotta ask nobody. I tell the people around me all this time, this one, even outside me wanting to meet my brother, I was living with my Granddad. I was 18 years old, and I just graduated from high school. And I asked my granddad for $100 to buy some shoes. And that man told me, stop begging. I have not asked a man for a dime since that day. He told, you gotta stop all that begging, son. I ain't asked a man for a dollar, Shannon. Since that day. Another man tell you, stop begging.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Oh, yeah. Hey, you ain't asked him a whole bunch of times, though.
Haha Davis
Ha ha. I know, but that one time you don't feel like a man no more. Granddad, let me get a hundred dollars. You gonna have to stop all that begging. Begging.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
That's what the old people say, man. Boy, stop begging so much. Make people don't like you. Damn. And he right.
Haha Davis
He right.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Somebody come around begging, you don't even want to be around him. Such and such old begging.
Haha Davis
You ain't lying. You ain't lying. I haven't asked a man for nothing since that day, son. I've never. I haven't asked a man for a $2 since that day. Stop all that begging. Won't get me again.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
We sit down and have another conversation. In five years, what are some of the goals? And where is Haha Davis, in five
Haha Davis
years, I think I want to at least have three or four hit movies, have my special done, write my book, tell my story. That's definitely. That definitely goes to me. Four or five hit movies, if I can get it done, shoot my special, make sure it's the best special I can put together and write my book and be a family man somewhere. I'm raising my kids and still, still
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
saying that still in Detroit, wherein them kids in Cold Ass Detroit.
Haha Davis
Yeah.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
They can't go outside. They can't go outside past October. They go. They hibernate. They can't go out past October and don't come back out until April.
Haha Davis
That's a fact, though. That's a fact. The block be dead for about six months. That's a fact. Well, yeah, that's what I want to do. You know, I want to be able to raise them kids by that time. Five years from now, my son already 8 years old, he'd be almost 15 years old.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Yeah.
Haha Davis
Want to make sure that dad is still out here doing what he can do.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Right?
Haha Davis
Cause when I think about, I was out there talking earlier, like, I've been famous 11 years. I want to be famous another 11.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Right?
Haha Davis
But we got to do it right. We got to clean. We got to clean. We got to clean up the drawing board, right? And the second go around, we want to do it the right way, do
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
it the right way, do it the right way. Anything you want to promote? Tell them about your comic book.
Haha Davis
Yeah, my comic book area. Beyond me. Ah, David, y' all can go get that. Come on. Come get that robot V Band. Come get that. Come get that comic book. Beyond me. It's a good comic book. Y' all come grab that. Huh? Show on the inside. Oh, show on the inside. That's what you said. My fault. That's why you the manager. Yeah, and it. Look, look, look, look, look, Shannon, it wrote good. Now it ain't no pushover comic book now. Nah, I'm gonna leave you with a copy.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
I sure appreciate that.
Haha Davis
I'll leave you with a copy so you can get that. Yeah, y' all go get that comic
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
book dressed like me with the pinstripe.
Haha Davis
Yeah, yeah, I thought. Yeah, I thought. I thought about you. I thought about you, but yeah, my comic book I got. I'm getting back on my candy bar. Yeah, I'm the only comedian out with a candy bar now. Okay, I'm get that candy bar back out here, but yeah, y' all hit up B Van. Y' all go get that comic book. Quit playing. Starring Hy Davis. Oh, yeah. Ten year anniversary, you know. You know I was on that. You ever heard the song you're almost zero problems, big fellow. Chance the Rapper. That's me on the front of that song. A lot of people don't know that's me.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
That's you.
Haha Davis
Yeah. It's a 10 year anniversary. Me and Chance going back to work. He getting ready to go back on tour. Okay, we getting back to work. And look, in the coming weeks, look, y' all gonna see something totally different from me and Chance. Y' all be ready for it now. We on the way, big fella.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
Ha ha. Davis, you ready, big fella?
Haha Davis
Thank you, brother. You still don't wanna work with this, do you?
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
All right, you don't want no problem now.
Haha Davis
Let me leave that around. Cause he almost hurt me when he pushed me down. Like I might have to follow somebody when I get up out here.
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
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Haha Davis
All my life Been grinding all my
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
life Sacrifice, hustle, paid the price Want a slice, got to roll a dice that's why all my life I've been
Haha Davis
grinding all my life all my life Been grinding all my life Sacrifice, hustle, paid the price, Want a slice, got
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
to roll a dice that's why all
Haha Davis
my life I've been grinding all my
Interviewer/Host (Shannon Sharpe)
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Host: Shannon Sharpe
Guest: HaHa Davis
Original Air Date: June 10, 2026
In this vibrant, candid, and often hilarious follow-up conversation, NFL Hall of Famer Shannon Sharpe hosts comedian, actor, and social media star HaHa Davis. The episode dives into Davis’s journey from Detroit to viral stardom, the rollercoaster of success and setbacks, creative process, personal struggles, and his plans for redemption and legacy. The discussion is peppered with stories about the comedy scene, family dynamics, social media, money, sports fandom, and lessons on accountability.
“I just can't leave Detroit for some reason. They got a hold on me...LA just too fast for me.” (04:06)
“If I see you somewhere in passing, or they might ask me...But if they on the move, then we don't get a chance to do nothing.” (03:30)
“My girl made my homeboy a plate before she made mine...I tore the house up. She never did it again, though.” (05:02)
“Don’t be afraid of silence when you're on that stage…When he get to that punchline, it's a whole different story.” (10:29)
“Us black folks, we'd be at war forever. For what reason? And we don't even know what we at war for.” (11:58)
“That’s the worst addiction that a man can get addicted to is gambling.” (17:12)
“They don’t look at you as them. They feel that you should be above things that might happen to them…Money doesn’t exempt you from anything.” (21:05)
“I hurt a lot of people. Messed over a lot of people, but once you sit down and you look in that mirror...God gave you an opportunity to be here.” (23:51)
“They might tear down your house, but you still have the gifts to go build another one.” (23:05)
“I’m gonna cry. Cry like a baby… It’s gonna mean so much to me.” (32:47)
Family History & Forgiveness:
“That’s why I said I want to be famous so I can find my brother. That’s a true fact.” (67:49)
Parenting Philosophy:
“The most hurtful thing in the world [is] to tell your kids you’re gonna do something…and then you don’t do it.” (76:05)
“My girl was pregnant. My stomach looked just like hers. We didn’t know who was having the baby.” (60:25)
On Comedy Craft:
“Don’t be afraid of silence when you’re on that stage...But when he get to that punchline, it’s a whole different story.”
— HaHa Davis, on Dave Chappelle’s wisdom (10:29)
On Losing it All:
“I probably lost $500,000, probably half a million gambling, thinking I could beat the system.”
— HaHa Davis (17:39)
On Fame’s Double-Edged Sword:
“They don’t look at you as them. They feel that you should be above things that might happen to them…Money doesn’t exempt you from anything.”
— Shannon Sharpe (21:05)
On Accountability:
“That’s the toughest thing, is to look at your own reflection.”
— Shannon Sharpe (24:26)
On Detroit’s Hold:
“I never wanted to leave. LA too fast for me. Georgia too country for me. I’m a city boy.”
— HaHa Davis (28:19)
On Parenting:
“All a man got is his word...I try to keep mine, be there for them kids.”
— HaHa Davis (76:41)
On Regret and Hope:
“Maybe if my dad was in my life, I wouldn’t have chased my dreams of becoming a comedian.”
— HaHa Davis (65:34)
On His Viral Skits:
“That orange jumpsuit—legendary. Forever.”
— HaHa Davis (53:02)
“I made a joke out of everything...but that situation wasn’t supposed to happen like that.”
— HaHa Davis on his brief time in jail and how the internet ran with it (54:30)
This episode is a testament to HaHa Davis’s authenticity, resilience, and humor. From being candid about failures and addiction to reflecting on family and fame, the conversation offers a rare look at what it truly means to navigate public life while staying true to one’s roots. Both Sharpe and Davis wrap the episode emphasizing growth, humility, and always rebuilding—no matter the setbacks.
Don’t miss the impromptu song at [85:43], a fitting close to a show about hustle and heart:
“All my life, been grinding all my life. Sacrifice, hustle, paid the price...”