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the February 2025 Nielsen report. L. They ain't none friendly. Look, man, you got. You got a. You got him looking at trade talks for Minka again. Dolphins in trade talks with Minka again. Look at that.
Joe
The league.
Deebo
That man just got there.
Joe
Damn office had trade talks. Five time Pro Bowler. Minka was released earlier the week included.
Deebo
He coming back or what are you doing? We can't afford him. It's.
Joe
It's a. It's, it's a. Money. It's money, you know, I mean, Minka, he knows what. He knows we got for the Pittsburgh Steelers, but I don't know. I know if he's gonna come back to Pittsburgh, it would be. It would be. It would be nice. Mink is a baller.
Deebo
Here's the thing. I Think he got like maybe a year left or two.
Joe
Maybe a year or two left playing.
Deebo
I don't, I don't. No, no, no. I'm talking about this contract. They're trying to trade him now. Like, dude, I think his, his Pay is like 17 million or something, dude. Like, and y', all, y' all can shop that around all y' all want to. I don't think nobody jumping on that again.
Joe
This is what I'm trying to figure out though. End of the day, the money, the figure. What. What do we. What's the highest paid safety making? Probably around that 20.
Deebo
20 million.
Joe
18.
Deebo
20 million.
Joe
But I'm saying like with. When you get, when you get to the elite level, like Minka, he's amazing.
Deebo
Use a ball.
Joe
A five time Pro Bowler, it's not his fan.
Deebo
But you just said.
Joe
I know, but that's why I'm looking at it too.
Deebo
We can't afford it.
Joe
We can't. And that's why I'm looking at Minka. And it gets to the point, where do you have the enough bread? And now when you get into this free agency or they're thinking about trading you. He ain't thinking about trading them.
Deebo
I think that, I think. I think they're going to end up either. If they could trade him, they'll trade him. But if they can't, I don't think they end up releasing it.
Joe
And if you release them, then he's
Deebo
free and he's free. Now. We gotta. Yeah.
Joe
It's just that Minka gotta look at the. And figure it out. Like, is it. When it gets to that point, Deebo, who's offering you the most money? When you sitting there and your agent. Look here, who's giving me, who's offering what, how. What's the contracts looking like? And then that's when you make that decision. Like, do I want to go win here? I think this team is ready to win. Little bit less or I'm gonna go over here, give me, give me the bag and we don't get our ass beat. And that's for sure. But like that's where you got to make that decision yourself because it's a little. The contracts, they're going to end it up. Arizona, offer me this. Patriots offer me this. Still is offering me this. Like this. Okay, I can go there, get that. Or then, you know, I'm saying just making yourself what's going to make you happy. So it's like you want to go get a little bit more bag or go win for a Little bit less and then like be able to stay there, be consistent. So that's why, I mean, shit, that's why I went to bed. Pittsburgh, when I looked at mine, options was open. I was going either New Orleans offered me more.
Deebo
I mean anywhere New Orleans offered me
Joe
more and the Dolphins did.
Deebo
I don't know if I could have turned down. Well, you ain't never won.
Joe
Shut up, Debo.
Deebo
You so disrespectful, bro. You ain't never won.
Joe
So that's.
Deebo
I did win.
Joe
I mean, right now, Danny Warfel.
Deebo
I'm just saying, man, I'm just saying, like, you ain't never won the NFL
Joe
saying that to be.
Deebo
Have you ever won a playoff game? No. Wow, that's crazy.
Joe
Crazy. Actually. That is crazy.
Deebo
But you know that. I think that's why they shopping around Max Carsby right now. They, they, you know, they trying to see what, what they could get for him. He want to go to a, a contender, a winner. You see that right there?
Joe
Mad, mad, mad man Max. He deserves to be with dude.
Deebo
They want two first and a premium player.
Joe
Three first rounds and they gonna have to pay 40 a year.
Deebo
Yeah, but here's the kicker, he owned a three year deal. So basically when you get him, you might as well be counting on two because it's gonna be a read up after the second. So how many teams are at that point where they could say, I can afford this contract because we are that close, that if he comes, we're going to win the super bowl by adding them and then of those teams who can afford it. Yep.
Joe
It's just top is. It's top teams. It's top teams. It's somebody who needs. And this what I'm looking at for Max too. Mad Max, he wants to win. When the Raiders sat him down during the season, they were tanking. And I saw it and it blew me. It just made me mad because at the end of the day, you know, Deebot, when you try and you really want to win and you really want to go, well, you might not know because you play for the winning teams. When I'm with the Browns and I'm like, bitch, I'm out here going as hard as I can and like, are we trying to win the games? And I'm looking at Mad Max. And if they sit you down and you're healthy and you know that they don't want you to play because it's like, are we trying to lose? I can't be involved in this situation. So if I'm Him. I respect the fact that Mad Max is out there balling every single week, even though he feels like his team ain't trying to win or the. Or the. Or the coaches. Why would you sit your best player down? Like, if I'm coming to the game, all right, bet I'm ready to go. Nah, Joe, you gonna sit down. That means y' all guys are trying to lose. You guys are trying to get a better draft pick. I can't be here. So if I'm Mad Max, I'm trying to get out of there. I'm trying to get to a team that's trying to win games because he's only one man. And when he's like, oh, no, what the Raiders defense do? How the hell you going? You can't put that on Mad Max. You can't put everything on him. So what's up?
Deebo
So when you're in a situation like that and you feel like. And you've been on a team that's losing and you haven't, you just feel like you have no chance to win.
Joe
Don't. Don't say that. I don't feel like I have no chance to win.
Deebo
I'm just saying, like, you. You know. You know that you. You haven't won. Like, how. Does. What. How does that make you feel?
Joe
I'm gonna tell you this. It pisses me off. Okay. Okay. And the one thing is, you start to really work on yourself, you know, like, I'mma do my part. I'm going to make sure it's not my fault. When you watch the tape, coach is going to see Joe's on it every play, man to man.
Deebo
Boom.
Joe
Check, check, check. Tackle. Pbu. You're on your alignment, your assignment, and your technique. So you just got to basically make sure you're not the problem. Put down the notepad, Deebo. Put down the notepad.
Deebo
Is that effective for you, Joe? I'm taking notes for your therapy session. Is that effective for you, Joe?
Joe
I mean, I just been feeling a lot of these players. Wyatt, Teller, Max. Mad Max being disrespected. These dudes love the game. They're trying their hardest, and the teams are just not. They're not rocking with them. So that's what throws me off.
Deebo
How does it make you feel inside when you.
Joe
Stop, Deebo, stop.
Deebo
Disrespect. Stop. Put your paper down.
Joe
God.
Deebo
Hey, man, listen, man, they talking deals everywhere, man. The Seattle, they. They selling. They selling the team. Well, the trust of. What's his name? Paul.
Joe
Paul G. Allen.
Deebo
Allen. Yeah. They're They're.
Joe
They're.
Deebo
They're selling the estate. The estate of Paul G. Allen. There's. They're.
Joe
Whoa.
Deebo
And they're giving it all away, bro.
Joe
That.
Deebo
That. That food. I can't say it. Can you say that word where?
Joe
Philanthropy.
Deebo
That's it. I can't say it. Breaks it back.
Joe
That's crazy.
Deebo
Now, hold up. Not just that team, the trailblazers too, bro. Selling it and giving it all the way. I ain't gonna lie to you, bro. When I first heard that, I was like, oh, that's crazy. I can't do it. I can't do it. I don't.
Joe
Not the whole thing. Not the whole thing. That's the whole thing. I gotta. Got it.
Deebo
But then I started looking at it, though. Started looking at it. Joe Paul Allen, I don't think he got no cheering the wife. He got a sister he passed in 2018. So he ain't got no line. And he. What are you doing? He using that money to help you.
Joe
That's what I would just think he had a line. I can't take you if you ain't got no line. Give it to the good. Give it to the good.
Deebo
To the good, please.
Joe
We need better people in this world. That's amazing. I was just thinking, listen, if he got a line and he ain't get him nothing, oh, I'm not rocking.
Deebo
But that's. Hey, I ain't gonna lie. That's why I started looking. That's why I started looking. I said, oh, somebody done up bad, you know, somebody don't piss that off. I said, somebody that messed up bad, bro. And I ain't talking about just a little drug problem for sure.
Joe
There's needles.
Deebo
There's needles in the team in 97 for 194 million. That boy about to get bill. Well, he ain't about to get bills. The estate about to get bills to be able to help all these other that's, you know, positions out here. Now, with that being said, the cornerback willing, he's up. They gonna do.
Joe
They gonna be him. They gonna get him right?
Deebo
How they go get him, right? He's up. What you mean, he.
Joe
What you mean, he up? So now they gotta give him a contract.
Deebo
You think he ain't gonna go out there and.
Joe
And this is his first. You know what he's gonna go and as he should.
Deebo
He got the same bowl.
Joe
They won the bowl. My man Spoon is gonna get the bag on the other side. Spoon. And now he go, that's my thing. Go get your bag. You got your ring. Go get your bag and still go play and still try to go get another one. But that's where the situation is. I know the Seahawks, they might offer him a little something, but he gonna be able to go get his bag. And that's the point where I said, like you said, Deebo, go get your bag. If you won the super bowl, you're doing your thing. Go get it. Because this is his first one. Like, this is, you know, you do you playing. Once you get in there. He did what he had to do, won the Super Bowl. Now it's his time to. To get paid.
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Joe
can respect it, you know.
Deebo
Yeah, but that's the best way to do it.
Joe
Go win the super bowl on your rookie deal and then go get the bag after. Now you just.
Deebo
Now you just rich after you free them. Not. Not with a year left trying to
Joe
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Deebo
He free. Give us a freedom free all the way. Dude. I wish I could have had that.
Joe
Ain't nothing like that free agency.
Deebo
If one of my Super Bowls I won had been when I was free, that would have been great. What about you? What if you have got one when
Joe
you boy, you already know, right?
Deebo
How was yours? Did you you when you won yours? You ain't.
Joe
You shut up. Why you act? Why you do that, man? When you won yours, you weren't free.
Deebo
I was. I couldn't see.
Joe
When you won yours, you weren't free. You know I ain't win one.
Deebo
Oh, my bad.
Joe
Joe and pluck you sometimes, bro, you just be saying disrespectful things, bro.
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Deebo
I'm just talking, man. I'm just talking about you like you don't want to know what's disrespectful. The Chicago Bears moving to India is weird. Look at that. That go with the stadium gonna look like right there. Joe Stadium would look like that right there, Joe.
Joe
That looks fato.
Deebo
That don't. It looks fire.
Joe
It looks AI. And it looks fi.
Deebo
Right on the water.
Joe
That looks amazing. Boy.
Deebo
That's the Hammond Bears.
Joe
That looks amazing. But I'm gonna tell you this right now. I know some real live Chicago Bears fans that will be pissed. I think their fans are.
Deebo
What you mean will be pit. They all.
Joe
That's what I'm.
Deebo
Is this.
Joe
Is this official? Are they really.
Deebo
Are they. It's not like the mayor or. Or whatever.
Joe
Are they really moving?
Deebo
They trying to. They trying to do something depot.
Joe
They can't.
Deebo
They trying to get everything right. Like, don't do that. Please, Lord, don't do that.
Joe
Don't do that. I know the. The best fans will lose their minds.
Deebo
Listen, so do the name change, though. Are they still the Chicago.
Joe
No.
Deebo
Even though they in ham.
Joe
Hammond Bear. Hammond Bear. Nope. They don't even have no ring.
Deebo
No. And you can't use the seat in. Listen, they about to change everything because now you getting new uniforms. Now everybody that's a Bears fan gotta come back and get some other stuff. They got everything coming through on that.
Joe
Man. Don't do that.
Deebo
We're grabbing all the money and you want to be the first. You want to be the first.
Joe
I mean, that's that. It's always, man. It's. It's for. It's for the dough. It's definitely for the dough.
Deebo
So I ain't gonna lie. Look at that. Look at that.
Joe
Look at that stadium. Debo. Looks unbelievable, though. The Hammond Bears. That.
Deebo
The Hammond Bears.
Joe
I'm cool on the Hammond Bears, but the stadium is fire. Why they can't. But don't, don't, don't. Chicago got water. They could put that right in. Right in downtown.
Deebo
Man, what they go do. It's already on the water. It ain't on the water.
Joe
Not like that. That look like it's an island. That looks like an island stadium. You got to take a boat today.
Deebo
That's fake. It ain't gonna look like that. I hope it don't look.
Joe
That's what I'm saying. You gotta take a boat to the stadium. It's crazy.
Deebo
I can't. I can't hate. If it look like that.
Joe
I go.
Deebo
Listen, man, will it come down to. Man, is they. You know, they couldn't Find taxpayers in Chicago to.
Joe
To. To.
Deebo
To pay for it. They. They going to Indiana. Indiana. Like, you know, we might have some pockets for you to go ahead, get that built right here. We can help you out. Chicago made like. They ain't want to help out.
Joe
Crazy, though.
Deebo
Hey, how you think the Browns.
Joe
Yes.
Deebo
Went to Baltimore the same. Y' all don't want to get a man the stadium. All he wanted was the stadium.
Joe
Get him in the stadium, bro.
Deebo
No, I don't know. I like. I like the.
Joe
I like this. I love the stadium.
Deebo
I like. If that's what it's gonna look like. The rendering is on fire.
Joe
The rendering looks.
Deebo
I mean, AI.
Joe
Because I know the. Did you see the commanders? The commanders joint in the middle of D.C. that they got the projection to make looks unbelievable. Oh, you gotta beat that one. I'm telling you, D.C. got one coming. And, you know, the Browns, obviously, we opened up a new stadium coming up in 2029. Yeah. Hasms. You know what I'm saying? Doing a big one, y'. All.
Deebo
Doing what?
Joe
New stadium.
Deebo
New stadium. Why y' all taking the stadium up out of there? That's so against the. You know, whatever. You know what I'm saying? It is what it is. Y' all just built that other stadium. No, no, no.
Joe
We didn't just build that. We just upgraded it. But them boys just went in because you know what they're making, my man? The Hasms are not. They're. They're smart people. They're building a whole town, Debo.
Deebo
They so smart, they can't win.
Joe
They're smart because they're. He's smart money, man. He's going to make money. Money, money, Money gonna be good. Money's gonna be coming in.
Deebo
Money.
Joe
So you saying the football. I'm with you. I don't know. It's. They've been making a lot of missteps. Okay.
Deebo
You see they putting the roof on.
Joe
Yeah. So they can get Super Bowl. You throw the dome on it.
Deebo
I'm gonna tell you right now, it was so cold over. And in Minnesota, man, we went over, man. You step outside. Oh, Lord. Man, they ain't have. They ain't have a dome over there.
Joe
Boy.
Deebo
Them boys up back in the day, dude, they was playing on that. On that turf. Concrete, brother.
Joe
Yes.
Deebo
Raggedy Astroturf.
Joe
Rip your whole skin off. Hey, do you know where the Astroturf came from? The baseball team? The Astros. They were the first team to do it in, like, 1970.
Deebo
Yep.
Joe
They started Astroturf.
Deebo
So now you want to be A you now you want to be.
Joe
Because I went and look back at it, because I'm trying to figure out why everybody started doing Astroturf, and then that's when, you know, Dion and Bro, did you remember when they were wearing Michael Jordan shoes on the. On the field?
Deebo
Listen, listen, Joe. Listen to me. I played at Kent State.
Joe
Do y' all have Astroturf?
Deebo
That was our turf.
Joe
Did you have Astroturf?
Deebo
That was our turf.
Joe
Astronaut.
Deebo
Real life ash, bro.
Joe
You play with sneakers. You play with Jordan. You can play with Jordans.
Deebo
I play, dude. Hell no. I couldn't afford.
Joe
But I'm saying, you play with some Nikes on.
Deebo
You know what, man? That rich man problem stuff, Man, I wish I could get that, though. You played with just some Jordans on you, Mr. Jordans up. You missed your Jordans. I played in some Pumas.
Joe
Okay, okay, okay.
Deebo
You saying ball and they like I play. No, they might have been Reebok, now that I think about it.
Joe
Still good.
Deebo
But anyway, it was flat bottom. No, I wasn't buying those. I wasn't buying no classic. I should. I should have got some Nikes, went out there playing some of the most. I'm telling you, man, could have been
Joe
out there playing them super freaks and the Randy Mosses and them Bo Jacksons, dude.
Deebo
You ain't never hit that old turf, Joe.
Joe
No, Joe, I think. I think I hit the turf.
Deebo
Yo, look, I don't know if you can see that. That's old turf from college.
Joe
That's. That's what I'm talking about. Hold on.
Deebo
That's old turf from college. I got a little.
Joe
I got a little turf. Nope. I'm just a little ashy. I don't got no turf on me right now.
Deebo
Yeah, yeah. So you went to. You went to Florida. Y' all played on grass.
Joe
We did.
Deebo
We had.
Joe
We had an Astro, too. We had an Astro turf practice field, though.
Deebo
Y' all have. Y' all ain't have that. Y' all wasn't falling on it. And it wasn't.
Joe
It wasn't Astro. It had the beads in it.
Deebo
It was. Bro, Astro turf is nothing but metal, flat carpet. It's flat carpet laid on top of concrete.
Joe
I. I know what you're talking about. I didn't play on it.
Deebo
And a thin piece of rubber like that, they think go take away the impact. They crazy. Bro, I almost broke my back on that damn thing, bruh. Like, come on, man.
Joe
Dudes was out there in the games wearing sneakers. That's when I'm like, this is Crazy. You're wearing sneakers on a football field. How?
Deebo
Dude, when I played at Three Rivers in college, I was playing. I was. I was playing with Kent State, right? And we like, yo, we gonna get to play at Three Rivers. We was playing pit. I'm like, yeah, you know, we get up in there, man. Listen, Joe, I ain't gonna lie to you, dude. That was the most depressing thing that I seen in a minute, bro. I get into the locker room. When I get into the locker room, each locker got an ashtray in it, and it's dirty.
Joe
Oh, so they've been smoking here, Dog,
Deebo
they were smoking in there, bro. I don't know if they were smoking now, but they were smoking in there at times. Like, you know how crazy that sound, bro? Half time, they. They. They blowing a cigarette.
Joe
They stressed out.
Deebo
Hey, man, they running that.
Joe
Hurry up.
Deebo
Trying to kill me off. Y' all can't even. You trying to kill yourself? Yes. Oh, my God, bruh, That's like, all you gotta do.
Joe
That's crazy.
Deebo
So listen, now we get out there and we, like. We thinking we go get this good turf. Nah, bro, it was. It was. It was the turf that we was used to being on. And on top of it, dude, it was parts of it that was just bunched up. Could trip you, I think. I think. I don't know what it was. I don't know what it was covering like. Dude, it was. It was bad, bro. It was. It was so. It was. It was bunch. Like, literally almost balled up. And then we had a rain delay, right? We had a rain delay. And as we go inside for, like, the rain delay, bro, it's leaking water.
Joe
Shut up, man.
Deebo
Bro, I ain't lying. I'm like, this is. You know, I was never. You know, I wasn't thinking about no league, nothing, Anything.
Joe
No, for sure.
Deebo
And I wouldn't like you. I ain't know, my friend.
Joe
Getting rained on.
Deebo
Hey, who behind you?
Joe
Oh, my good man Sam, man. I got my good man Sam, man. One of my golf. One of my golf trip members, you know, they trying to check on. On the show, seeing what time we got a tee time. About 35, 40 minutes.
Deebo
Yeah, telling. Telling. We got working. We got work to do. Tell him, go ahead, get you another drink. He want to be useful. Mark.
Joe
Spicy. All right.
Deebo
Spicy. Spicy Margarita, Tabasco sauce, man. Bro. Joe, I'm. I ain't gonna lie. I'm a little disappointed. And you telling me it's earlier there
Joe
than it is here, Debo, I'm on a vacation Right now, man, I'm on a vacation. I'm having a great time. You know, I'm just out here with the homies, just living, just blessed, just grateful, you know what I'm saying? I got breath in my lungs. What could be what? You know what I'm saying?
Deebo
That's all. That's. That's it.
Joe
Just go this go bless the be it.
Deebo
And then you go. You go. What did you eat? What did I eat?
Joe
I had something.
Deebo
What did you eat? What did you put on your stomach?
Joe
I had a break, man. Look, we got the lady inside cooking the breakfast burritos for us.
Deebo
You ain't at a hotel. You got a house, huh?
Joe
You got a house. And I got my sticks, golf clubs. So you already know what time it is, Debo.
Deebo
Yeah, man. I'm sticked up, man.
Joe
I'm sticked up,
Deebo
man. We got us. We got some super chats. Your tea time might have to get back, buddy.
Joe
Come on. What is super chat with your tea time, man? It's mine.
Deebo
We got super chat. It's C, C, d. What's that, CDOC or C doc. It's C dot. $10. It says, Debo, you're my favorite player of all time. Can I please. Can you please tell my boy Mike to stop lacking and get in the gym? Mike who? Tell Mike get in there.
Joe
I'm telling him, lift some weights.
Deebo
Debo, get his back right. Tell him I said get his back right.
Joe
Hey, that's how I know you.
Deebo
This back right.
Joe
That's how I know when you're swole, you don't go to arms. Chest. Get that in the back right.
Deebo
Get his back right.
Joe
That's what small people say.
Deebo
Hey, we ain't looking at no arms nothing. Get your back right with his back.
Joe
What's your shoulders look? What's your shoulders look like?
Deebo
Oh, little back.
Joe
Your back so little.
Deebo
Your back so little. I ain't gonna lie. The arms still do come in. You know, they come in handy, though. You know they come in. They come in handy. Listen, man, if I don't love me, who will?
Joe
You know your boy love you, Debo.
Deebo
You know your boy love you, brother. Life, Covenant.
Joe
Gotta get Covenant. Life right.
Deebo
7397 $10 said the Browns need to play at the local rec department. Oh, coveted. I love you, Joe, but, oh, my
Joe
God, she was my dog.
Deebo
Y' all are complet, huh? Yeah, she said y' all complete.
Joe
I redirected that jersey I was sending to your ass. Coveted. I was redirected it.
Deebo
She Said, by the way, where's Jarvis Landry?
Joe
Man, I don't know where Jarvis Landry is. Is he retired?
Deebo
Is he down there with you? No, no, no. He ain't here.
Joe
Hold on, my man.
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Deebo
Okay, okay. All right, my dude. We got. We got Mike. Mike. Dash 100. Donated $5. He asked. He said, what up, Debo? And Joe, who is the better golfer?
Joe
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Deebo
Listen, just know I'm gonna tell you. Listen, I don't know what the hell a handicap is. I still don't know it is. But I will say this. I don't swing a GR Club no more. I do putt. Yeah, that's it. And I ain't good.
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Joe
You try to hit the ball too hard, Debo. You swing too hard.
Deebo
Pry, bro. I pulled my delt swinging that damn golf club.
Joe
That's why you never just pull your delt Playing golf. You gotta be smooth, you gotta be smart. Nah, bro, you're too swole.
Deebo
That's why they're talking about just, just, just swing it.
Joe
Just let the club.
Deebo
Let the club. Let the club do the work. Let the club lead you all the other. Down my face.
Joe
Let me let the club do the work one more time.
Deebo
Like, I'm gonna tell you right now, the only way you are good at golf, you victim weight gotta be no, you gotta be, man. And. And. And. And you gotta be no, bro.
Joe
My good man, my best friend, Gino Da Silva.
Deebo
Anything. Anything.
Matt Rogers
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Deebo
Anything. 210 and down, victim weight.
Joe
Now, my boy, my boy. 235 scratch zero baller.
Deebo
Yeah.
Joe
Now, what you got to say about that?
Deebo
Is he fat?
Joe
No, he's like. He's normal.
Deebo
What's normal? Like, is he over. Is he over 15%?
Joe
I would say he's. I would say. I would say 12, 13.
Deebo
So he's over 15, which means he's fat. I was fat. He ain't got no muscle to pull. Look at John. John, what's his name? The big dude, drink all the beer and swing the gun.
Joe
John Daly. Yes, yes, yes. Big body, big.
Deebo
But he ain't gonna pull no muscles because ain't nothing there.
Joe
What about Tiger Woods? How are you gonna say about what? About what about Roy McElroy, Tiger Wood victim. He the nicest ever.
Deebo
I'm just. I'm make. You making my point. You got to be victim weight to be good.
Joe
You got to be victim weight to be good to go. You said you got to be victim weight. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, John. Wrong. There are some.
Deebo
Daddy was big, but with no muscle, too. You got to be victim weight or have no muscle.
Joe
Victim weight or have no muscle.
Deebo
All right, Joe. It's no. It's no other way. There's no other way to do it.
Joe
I'm just mad because I can't disprove this point because I am victim weight and I am nice as hell at golf. So that's just why I just, like, I'm gonna go ahead and take it. So you're going. So you.
Deebo
So you're gonna be bad. You was fighting that the whole time. At least you just admitted I am victim weight. Cause you was fighting that the whole time I said it. I appreciate you, Joe. Now we're gonna go back over to Covenant Life. Oh, my God. Covenant Life hit us with two, honey. I'm not. Oh, Lord. She said, if both of you were coming into the draft today, where would you rate yourselves and your worth? And would you have. And would you have say on who you. Hell, no. You ain't got say on who you signed with. You don't have say on who you signed it. And then she said, next zero. If you had just completed your rookie contract, where would you rate yourself? I love you guys. I love you, too.
Joe
After my bookie contract, I'd have rated myself goddamn high.
Deebo
No, no. If you were coming into the draft today, where would you rate yourself and your worth?
Joe
If I was coming in the draft today? Like what? Like, like I. I got drafted in 2010, but I'm acting like I'm the same. Me in 2010 or right now? Joe sitting at Cabo with the margarita?
Deebo
Yeah. Which one is it? Is it right now? Covenant. Is it right now?
Joe
If I'm Margarita Joe, I'm not getting drafted.
Deebo
Let's do both right now.
Joe
Free agent.
Deebo
You ain't getting.
Joe
Not getting picked up. My hips are too.
Deebo
Yeah, we ain't neither one of them
Joe
not getting picked up. They would lose the draft pick on me. They would. They would waste the pick now.
Deebo
In your prime. In your prime, you free.
Joe
Oh, in my prime. I'm still. I'm going. I'm just going. I'm going top. Like, top 10. I'm going top 10. Same way, you know, I went seven, Debo.
Deebo
So where you want to go? You want to go back to Cleveland?
Joe
Honestly, bro, I wouldn't change.
Deebo
I mean,
Joe
I want either. I mean, the Browns, the way I went to Cleveland. I love the city. I had so many. I don't want to take. I wouldn't. I wouldn't change.
Deebo
What year you came in, Joe. 2010. Joe.
Joe
2010.
Deebo
You've been in the league that long, you ain't even want to play our game?
Joe
Hey, man, I think I got a tea time, man. I gotta go. I got, I got, I got.
Deebo
Listen, man, you can't. You can't leave. We got. We gotta finish these chats, man.
Joe
Playoff or non playoff?
Deebo
I'm just asking a question, Joe. I'm. I ain't ask the people this.
Joe
They asked.
Deebo
I ain't asking. Covenant Life, our girl, she asked. You better listen, man. Just ask a question. Do what you supposed to do.
Joe
How could I keep shooting these shots? I thought that was. I thought she was my homie.
Deebo
Hey, hey. She came back, too. She said another five down. She said, you better send my jersey and stop playing, both of you. She talking to me, too. Don't play. I got too much love.
Joe
As long as you keep coming with that love. And just don't be talking crazy about your boy Jody. I got you. I don't know about Deebo, but I got you.
Deebo
Hey, listen, she never. She never said I know.
Joe
She never said nothing crazy.
Deebo
She never said nothing crazy. Matter of fact. Matter of fact. Hey, cover, I got something for you. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Stay right there. I'll be right back.
Joe
Hold on.
Deebo
Stay right there.
Joe
Oh, no. Coveted. You know I rock with you. I'm really. I'm sending that jersey to you, darling.
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Joe
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Deebo
What you got? We're gonna get it to her. We gonna get it to her.
Joe
Oh, hey, bro.
Deebo
Look at that.
Joe
No, not hey, bro. Real talk. You gotta send me one, too, bro. You gotta send me one, Debo. You gotta send me one, bro. You got the Super Bowl.
Deebo
What?
Joe
Come on, bruh.
Deebo
Yo, you got enough jerseys over there. What are you talking about?
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Deebo
This from the first Super Bowl. It's not even the second one, Joe. Just from the first one. Mitchell and Nest. Yeah, I don't know.
Joe
You know about that. Michelin s, man. Danny Warfel.
Deebo
Yeah. You see that right there? That's the throwback 205.
Joe
You know about the throwbacks?
Deebo
Yeah, you know about the throwbacks, man, That's. That's for legends, man. You know what I'm saying? That's how I.
Joe
Hey, bro, let me get one of them.
Deebo
Real talk.
Joe
I could throw it up in my bar.
Deebo
You know what I'm saying? They gotta be like, hey, Mr. Harrison, can we make your jersey, sir? I'd be like, hey, since you asked
Joe
so nicely, but make sure you send me some.
Deebo
Make sure you send me some so I can send one to Covenant and Joe. And I'm not sending one to thank you. I said I'm not. Huh? I got you, though. I got you. That's the. Hey, listen, that's the. That's the alcohol ears you got on you right now. I got you.
Joe
Thank you, Debo.
Deebo
Look here, Joe, I need that. Hey, I ain't gonna lie to you. You know, probably in about a. Another year or two, it's probably gonna be another one that got a different super bowl emblem on it from the same company. For another legend dairy super bowl victory by the Pittsburgh Steelers in dedication of the immaculate interception.
Joe
All I know is Devo. Yes. But send me one of them jerseys, man. Signed to your boy because that's fine.
Deebo
I got you, Joe. I got you, though, man. It ain't no problem. Look here, man, we want to thank everybody. Everybody, man, for joining us on this episode of Debo and Joe. Please make sure you, like, subscribe and download where you get your podcast. We will be back here on Monday and I'm assuming Joe has some tea time that he has to get to and all this other stuff. But Joe, go ahead, guys.
Joe
Debo and Joe, we love you guys to pull up on us and I had to pull up in Cabo, you know what I'm saying? Great vibes, great energy. Appreciate y' all and we will see you on Monday. I'll be back at the crib in the office. Same spot. Let's get it.
Deebo
Here we go.
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NFL legends and personalities Deebo and Joe chop it up with their signature humor and candor, tackling current events across the league: major player trade rumors (Minkah Fitzpatrick, Maxx Crosby), the Seahawks’ impending sale, the possibility of the Bears moving to Indiana, and stadium deals. The episode is heavy on first-hand experience, real talk about the business of football, and classic back-and-forth ribbing.
“You wanna go get a little bit more bag or go win for a little bit less...that’s why I went to Pittsburgh, even though New Orleans offered me more.” (03:57)
“When the Raiders sat him down during the season, they were tanking. It blew me…why would you sit your best player down?…They trying to lose. You trying to get a better draft pick. I can't be here.” – Joe (06:12–07:21)
“They want two firsts and a premium player.” – Deebo (05:34)
“You want to be with a contender, a winner.” (05:19)
“They’re selling…the estate of Paul G. Allen. Not just that team, the Trailblazers too.” – Deebo (09:12–09:40)
“He using that money to help people…to the good, please. We need better people in this world.” – Joe (10:02)
“You got your ring. Go get your bag.” – Joe (11:34)
“Chicago Bears fans…will lose their minds.” – Joe (16:47)
“Now everybody that’s a Bears fan gotta come back and get some other stuff…they got everything coming through on that.” – Deebo (17:40)
“You know…they couldn’t find taxpayers in Chicago to pay for it. They going to Indiana…we might have some pockets for you to go ahead, get that built right here.” – Deebo (19:02)
“The Browns, obviously, we opened up a new stadium coming up in 2029…they’re building a whole town, Debo.” – Joe (20:28)
“You see they putting a roof on? Yeah, so they can get Super Bowl. You throw the dome on it.” (20:55–21:01)
“AstroTurf is nothing but…flat carpet laid on top of concrete…almost broke my back on that damn thing.” – Deebo (23:28–23:38)
“I get into the locker room, each locker got an ashtray in it, and it’s dirty…” – Deebo, reminiscing about Three Rivers Stadium (24:00–24:32)
“Debo’s probably like a 30 handicap. He don’t even know what that is…You don’t even know what the index is!” – Joe (30:09)
“I do putt…I ain’t good.” – Deebo (30:24)
“The only way you are good at golf, you victim weight gotta be…victim weight or have no muscle.” – Deebo (36:13–36:44)
Joe: “If I’m Margarita Joe, I’m not getting drafted…in my prime, I’m going top 10. Same way I went, you know, I went seven, Debo.” (37:49–38:49)
“You been in the league that long, you ain’t even won a playoff game?” – Deebo
Joe: “Man, I think I got a tea time, man.” (39:08–39:12)
“Just making yourself…what’s going to make you happy. So like you want to go get a little bit more bag or go win for a little bit less…” – Joe (04:24)
“That looks AI. And it looks fi. Right on the water.” – Joe (16:39–16:42) “That look like it’s an island stadium…you gotta take a boat to the stadium.” – Joe (18:41–18:48)
“Astro turf is nothing but metal, flat carpet…almost broke my back on that damn thing, bruh.” – Deebo (23:28–23:38)
The hosts keep it real, tossing jokes and jabs—especially about career records, physical fitness, and the business of football. There’s authentic insight into NFL locker room culture, hard decisions in athlete careers, and, above all, a genuine camaraderie that makes their audience feel like part of the conversation.
This episode delivers all the reasons Club Shay Shay’s athlete-driven episodes shine: hot NFL rumors, deep dives into the business side of professional sports, hilarious stories from days on the field (and the golf course), and unfiltered thoughts on stadium drama and what it means for fans and players alike. Whether you’re here for the inside football talk or just the comedy, this one’s packed with both.