Nightcap Gone Wild Part 2: Unc went VIRAL for the WRONG reason, Stephen A. left SPEECHLESS, Average SIZE by STATE

Summary

Club Shay Shay Podcast | “Nightcap Gone Wild Part 2: Unc went VIRAL for the WRONG reason, Stephen A. left SPEECHLESS, Average SIZE by STATE”

Host: Shannon Sharpe
Co-Host: Michael Smith
Date: July 22, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of Club Shay Shay dives headfirst into the recent viral incident involving Shannon Sharpe's accidental IG Live mishap—an intimate moment broadcast to the world without his knowledge. Shannon and Michael (Ocho) Smith discuss the fallout, their personal feelings, public reaction (including the onslaught of jokes and speculation on social media), address rumors head-on, and take live audience questions in a candid, comedic, and ultimately human conversation. There are also lighter segments on sex, relationships, technology mishaps, and—yes—even penis size by state.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

The Accidental IG Live Incident

• Shannon’s Embarrassment: Shannon lays bare his embarrassment about the viral incident, taking full responsibility and explaining how the mistake happened while trying to maintain privacy. He expresses regret for those around him impacted by the incident—his children, family, and business partners.
  • “I let a lot of people down. My kids. I reached out to them, I called them, I called my sister, my friends... But guys, this was not staged.” (04:12)
  • “My heart sank, it dropped… Jordan, the one that cut if off because hell, I didn’t even know it was on. Jordan cut it off. Jordan put the message up.” (06:28)
• Technology Fumble: Shannon recounts not understanding how IG Live works, explaining, “I've never turned IG Live on, so I don't know how it works… My other phone is going off and people are calling me FaceTime that I've never talked to a day in my life.” (04:12)

Responding to the Fallout and Rumor Mill

• Standing in Accountability: Shannon is forthright, refusing to blame a hack or make excuses. He stresses owning up to mistakes as a life philosophy:
  • “If you control your actions, you don’t get to control the consequences. So whatever consequences that come along with my actions, I’ll accept them. Nobody is at fault but Shannon Sharpe.” (23:36)
• Defending Privacy: Shannon laments the unnecessary involvement of others, especially women named “Michelle,” and appeals for media and public respect:
  • “Don’t bring people… If you have definitive proof… reach out. But to arbitrarily just call people, because her name might be Michelle, or her name might be Nichelle… Be better than that. Don’t involve people.” (11:53)
• Friend and Family Support: He shares the jokes and support from friends and his brother, plus an example call from Cat Williams (“You ain’t gay today.” 08:02), and a check-in from Deion “Prime” Sanders.
• Emotional Toll: Shannon admits he cried and felt deep embarrassment, “I cried enough, Ocho. No more tears… I’m embarrassed for my circle… I let those people down. But I’m human.” (17:48)

Public & Audience Reactions

• Social Media Jokes: Michael acknowledges the relentless humor and memes circulating, especially on Black Twitter—often harsh but also creative and cathartic. (13:20)
• Speculation About “Michelle”: Both hosts riff on the viral audio’s reference to “Michelle,” leading to running jokes and wild guesses as to her identity—Shannon refuses to name her, citing her right to privacy:
  • “She deserves a level of anonymity. She deserves a level of respect.” (27:54)
• Repercussions and Interest: Michael points out the likely curiosity and attention Shannon will now receive:
  • “Now you gotta understand the attraction and curiosity from the female species that's going to occur now and wanting to experience…” (16:10)

Sex, Sex, and More Sex (and Health)

• Sex or Next Segment:
  • Audience members (and a “coochie college professor”) ask playful, explicit questions about sexual performance, preferences, and using enhancements.
  • Running jokes about bedroom stamina, cardio, and “Rose Sparks” (sex enhancement product):
    • “Rose Sparks: a fast acting treatment… getting hard in 15 minutes and lasting up to 36 hours…” (33:28)
  • Shannon comments about being “knee deep for about 25 [minutes]…” (15:11), and Michael jokes about needing to work on Shannon’s cardio.
  • Auntie Hammy introduces the concept of “daytime” versus “nighttime” sex and gets audience (and spouse) confirmation on differences. (37:33)
  • Michael and Shannon riff on sex supplements, performance, and playful audience banter about sexual health.
  • Michael: “If you work out, you don’t need those pills.” Shannon: “Do it look like I don’t work out?...I guarantee you nothing.” (41:21–41:44)

Navigating the Friend Zone

• Audience Q&A: One guest asks for advice after a woman “put him in the friend zone” after sex despite initial pursuit. Shannon, ever blunt, says:
  • “Move on. You’re not it for her.” (43:57)
  • Michael adds, “I love you. I’m in the friend zone now.” (44:08)

Penis Size By State Segment

• “Average” by State:
  • Shannon drops a study listing average penis sizes by US state, sparking jokes about his Alabama heritage and commentary on the impact of such surveys.
  • “Men from Alabama… 7.44 inches, West Virginia 7… The other end of the scale, Delaware… about 5.22.” (64:17)
  • Jokes about stereotypes, pride, and playful exaggeration ensue, especially about Alabama vs. Arkansas.

Hunting, Fishing, and Insults

• Friendly Bragging/One-Upmanship:
  • The hosts trade stories about fishing, hunting, and supposed marksmanship. Michael claims, tongue-in-cheek, to have been a Marine sniper, and they poke fun at each other’s outdoors skills (or lack thereof).
    • “I knocked a bottle top off a Coke bottle from 420ft…” (61:56)
  • Shannon jokes about never hunting with Ocho (“You not fit to shoot me in my ass.” 55:03) and about Ocho’s disregard for camouflage and hunting basics.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Accountability:

  • “Nobody is at fault but Shannon Sharpe. I wear that. I was reckless, I was careless. So accountability is big. It always has been.” (23:36, 25:17)

• On Public Perception and Curiosity:

  • Michael Smith: “What it does do… is now you gotta understand the attraction in the curiosity from the female species…” (16:10)

• On Boundaries:

  • “She deserves a level of anonymity. She deserves a level of respect.” (27:54)

• On Moving Forward:

  • “From now on, my phone will be in the car.” (18:44)

• On Social Media:

  • Michael Smith: “One thing about Twitter and black Twitter and their creativity... if anybody was having a bad day today, scroll through goddamn Twitter, boy. It's some funny stuff.” (13:20)

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Key Timestamps

• Shannon’s Apology and Detailed Account of the Incident: 04:12–11:04
• Family, Friends, and Social Media Jokes: 08:02, 13:20
• On Professionalism, Ownership, and Handling Mistakes: 11:33–13:18, 23:34–25:17
• Defending “Michelle's” Privacy: 14:44, 27:54
• Sex and Relationship Banter, “Sex or Next” Q&A: 33:28–41:00
• Friend Zone Advice: 42:18–44:13
• Penis Size by State Segment: 64:07–65:51
• Hunting, Fishing, and Marksmanship Jokes: 52:05–63:10

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Tone & Style Reflections

• The episode is unguarded, humorous, and filled with the hosts’ signature banter—leaning deep into jokes, playful exaggeration, and the kind of honest talk you’d expect between close friends.
• The overall mood is one of resilience, deflection-through-humor, and realness—balancing humility with bravado, embarrassment with plenty of laughs.

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For Listeners Who Missed It

This episode offers a rare, unfiltered look into how public figures like Shannon Sharpe process a very private mistake gone painfully public. It's both a therapy session and a comedy show: Shannon and Michael take listeners through every awkward beat, teachable moment, and laugh-out-loud exchange, never shying away from the most embarrassing questions (and making sure to get their jokes in, too). Whether you’re here for the confessions, the jokes, or just a wild discussion about sex, social media, and southern bravado, this “Nightcap” is a can’t-miss ride.

Transcript

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[Shannon Sharpe]

Obviously I'm embarrassed. Someone that is extremely, extremely private and to have one of your most intimate details, the audio heard for the entire world to hear. I'm embarrassed for a number of reasons. People count on Shannon Shay Media Club, Shay Nightcap espn. There are a lot of people that count on Shannon to be professional at all times. And I always try to be professional at all times. Even when I'm behind closed doors, I still try to remain a level of professional, although I'm in the privacy of my own home. And I'm very disappointed in myself. Not for the act. I think there are millions and billions of people of consenting age that engage in activities. But to have your most intimate detail on the audio to be heard, I'm disappointed in myself. I let a lot of people down. My kids. I reached out to them, I called them, I called my sister, my friends, obviously my friends reached out. But guys, this was not staged. Came in, I threw my phone on the bed, gazed in an Activity. I did not know IG Live. I've never been on IG Live. I've never turned IG Live on, so I don't know how it works. And so all of a sudden my other phone is going off and people are calling me FaceTime that I've never talked to a day in my life on FaceTime. And it didn't. I'm like, why are y' all calling me FaceTime? And after a while, Jamie Fritz, who's been my long time marketing guy, he finally got through to me and he says, shannon, you on IG Live. I'm like, doing what? You know, I'm like, what about on IG Live? For I ain't hit no IG Live button. He says, they can hear. I like. I'm like, so now, Ocho, you know, I say, ask for patience. He said, they can hear. And now I'm starting to get agitated again because you call me and say I'm on IG Live when I know I didn't click myself on IG Live. And he said, they can hear me. I said, hear me doing what? Say it sounds like you were having sex,

[Michael Smith]

man.

[Shannon Sharpe]

My heart sank, it dropped. And obviously I run, I run my accounts. But Jordan being the good Samaritan, the. The good soldier that he is, Jordan, the one that cut it off because, hell, I didn't even know it was on. Jordan cut it off. Jordan put the message up. And then after I called my agent, I called my agents, the agency. I called ESPN after I like, I just got this good, tell them the truth. I said, I just got to tell them the truth. My phone wasn't hacked. It wasn't an. It wasn't a prank. It was me being a healthy, active male. I mean, y' all thought I was bull driving. Hey, hey, I'll get it in real talk.

[Michael Smith]

Hey.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Oh, Joe. See, I don't. Man, I'll be lying online.

[Michael Smith]

Okay, Come on, man.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You know I hit one early this morning.

[Michael Smith]

Come on.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Now. In all sincerity, I'm extremely embarrassed that a very, very private, intimate situation. The audio can be heard. And I'm extremely. I'm extremely disappointed in myself. Two minutes, five minutes before I came on. Phone rings. Is Cat. Cat Williams. So I'm all. I said, yeah. I said, yeah, bro. What's up? The first thing out of his mouth. Guess what he said, Ocho.

[Michael Smith]

Wow.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You ain't gay today. Hey, listen, come on.

[Michael Smith]

And this is. And this, this is the funny thing about it. Now you remember all the people talking trash and saying whatever they had to say, trying to assassinate your character, that you might be this. You might be this, or whatever it may be. So, hell, I mean, I'm sitting back, I'm thinking, well, here. Hey, it was a goddamn Michelle. It wasn't a Michael. It wasn't a Michelle. It was, you know, it wasn't a Michael. It was a Michelle.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah.

[Michael Smith]

So, you know, and. And, you know, as we. We human. We human now. Now, something that. That we all partake in. We all partake in horizontal and vertical activity. That's everybody. That's everybody in the chat now. I can attest to that. Now, what we. What we don't do unless you are a. Or if you're in that field of porn and only fans. And at times, this is why I always tell you, you need to evolve with the times. Now, you're not very good at technology.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I don't do anything. I don't turn on anything.

[Michael Smith]

Technology. So you at times would. Well, you've done it to me. Like, you. You. You know, hit your phone and your butt died. Me by accident and don't even know you're doing it.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah.

[Michael Smith]

You know, so I. I can. I can understand where the mistake came in at, you know, so again, I was. I was. I was upset. But then I also remembered that you're not very good or you're not very technically savvy with phones and computer equipment, all that stuff. So I gave you a little grace, but I. I was still a little upset. I was a little hurt. But the fact that it was a Michelle and not a Michael. Ah, that's my dog.

[Shannon Sharpe]

It's never been. It's never been a Michael. I think the thing is, Ocho, for me, is that you. My thing is my grand. And. And I. I immediately after it half happened, and I'm driving. Yes. And I'm thinking to myself, I just remember everything. My grandfather, my grandmother said, they say, boy, you. You made up. You messed it up, not clean it up.

[Michael Smith]

Yes, sir.

[Shannon Sharpe]

And so what I really hate is when people have to answer questions for Shannon Sharp. Ever since I've been able to talk, I've been able to answer questions. My family, my friends. You are gonna have to. You gotta ask, man, what was Unc doing? Why did he do that? What happened, Ocho? Where was he?

[Michael Smith]

Right.

[Shannon Sharpe]

My sister, my mom, my brother, my kids. People that shouldn't have to answer for Shannon. Shannon's grown. Yeah. Shannon 56.

[Michael Smith]

Yeah.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Still get it in. Y' all see. But anyway, that's. I'm just saying, don't y' All. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Okay. It is what it is.

[Michael Smith]

Listen, you. Hey, listen, you.

[Guest/Advertiser]

You.

[Michael Smith]

Hey, you.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You.

[Michael Smith]

You talk about you was.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Hell, when you was.

[Michael Smith]

Well, we said ain't nothing wrong with your boy. You talk about your hips. Ain't nothing wrong with your hips.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I told you, ain't no. Hey, ain't. Ain't nothing slow about but his walk. I can't move like a wolf could.

[Michael Smith]

Yes, sir.

[Shannon Sharpe]

But the hip's good. The hip, solid. The doctor told me they'll last 50 years. They said them hips will still be good when you gone.

[Michael Smith]

Yes, sir.

[Shannon Sharpe]

But I just. It's tough, obviously, being in a situation like that, because that's something that I've never been in. I never in my wildest dreams. Even the wild, like, man, what could possibly happen to you that would make you the most embarrassed? This never appeared on my radar. Yeah, it never appeared on my radar. But the fact that in the process of. That you hurt people. Yeah, that. That. That's. That's. You embarrass people.

[Michael Smith]

Yeah, you.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You know, I try to tell you. I said, oh, yo, man, we gotta have that look there. There has to be a certain level of professionalism at all.

[Michael Smith]

Yeah, that's the word. That's the key word right there. Because you got on me. You got on me good about professionalism.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah.

[Michael Smith]

But again, again, this is. This is where the grace comes in.

[Shannon Sharpe]

News sites and agencies, man, when y' all start reaching out, I know what y' all trying to do. Y' all trying to look who see who I follow and who follow me and try to put two and two together. Y' all involving people that ain't got ish to do with this. Y' all not gonna figure it out, right? Y' all not right. But what y' all can do, y' all can get on this roastmark row slash nightcap and get 15 off your first order. That's what y' all can do. But you don't. Don't bring people. If you have definitive proof and you want to reach out and they have a conversation with you, okay, that's fine. But to arbitrarily just call people, because her name might be Michelle, or her name might be Nichelle, or her. My name might be. Come on, now, be better than that. Don't. Don't. Don't involve people. Come. Y' all ain't call me, call me. But when you involve people, that doesn't have anything to do with it. That's why I have the problem with. But it's. Look, like I said, Ocho, I'm sorry I put you in that situation because I know you're gonna get. I mean, they're gonna do. The jokes are gonna come. You're gonna have to answer questions, man. Man, you think did that on purpose? You think that was staged? Hell no. I mean, listen, might do some stage, might do some stuff for pranking, but that ain't one of them.

[Michael Smith]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, most definitely.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I mean, do that.

[Michael Smith]

Yeah. The. The joke. The jokes are flying, obviously. I'm not sure if you've seen Instagram, if you've seen Twitter. The jokes are flying. The jokes are funny. Hey, Unc, they getting on you. Boy, I'm talking about. Hey, I'm talking about funny until about. I was on a plane catching up to what was happening. And boy, one thing about Twitter and black Twitter and their creativity, boy, listen, if you want to laugh, if you. If anybody was having a bad day today, scroll through. Goddamn Twitter, boy. There's some funny on that, boy. It's some funny. It's some funny stuff. Yeah.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I didn't. I did not. Man. Come on, man. Now, so what y' all gonna do? Y' all gonna try to find out every Michelle that I've ever talked to? Every Michelle. Every Michelle in, In. In la, in Atlanta, in this place.

[Michael Smith]

Really, Honestly, I was, I was thinking of all Michelles that it could possibly be. I'm thinking Michelle Feifer, you know, I'm thinking K Michelle. I'm thinking. I'm trying to think of other Michelles that, that are. That I, I would know and think of that. Of. Of somewhat of a high, high tier, top tier, high caliber type women that, that you would give an opportunity to. To. To bungee jump in like that and, and be able to say some of the things that you were saying, you know? Is it.

[Shannon Sharpe]

What was I saying? What was I saying?

[Michael Smith]

I hear you was like, you gonna, you. You're gonna take this dick. I'm just saying I ain't never heard you talk like that. I ain't never heard you talk like that. Now what we do got to work on is ain't nothing wrong with your hips, you know, but we got to work on your cardio because you was. You was breathing heavy. You shouldn't be breathing that. You shouldn't be breathing that heavy. So we got to work on your cardio. So, Ocho, when you lift weights, we got to get you on the car.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Hey, Ocho, I was, I was, I was already knee deep for about 25.

[Michael Smith]

Right, right, right. I mean, that. You were kind of short too, in there, too. I mean, use that about what, a minute? Minute, Minute. Five seconds.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Oh, no. Oh, no, no. Hey, this ain't no YouTube short, but it's a full feature.

[Michael Smith]

Okay, I'm.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Come on, Ojo. Come on now, don't do that.

[Michael Smith]

I'm just. I'm just making sure. Because now it's out there to the world now. Now it's out to the world. And most. Most of the time when something like that happens and you don't know what's going on, you know, so now you're gonna have people come coming at you sideways, you know, they want to see if the feature is really what. It's what it's advertised to be. So you. You in a kind of good position. It's. It's somewhat of a bad thing, I think. It's nothing to be embarrassed about. It's nothing to be embarrassed about. But what it. What it does do.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah, I'm embarrassed about the. Ocho. Damn. That's my most intimate moment.

[Michael Smith]

Yeah. And. And that now, now you gotta understand the attraction in. In the curiosity from the female species that's going to occur now and wanting to experience.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Oh, they want to go. They want to go a couple of rounds with the champ.

[Michael Smith]

Yeah.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You know, if you have. If you have an allergy, like if you're allergic to peanuts, you're allergic to shellfish, these things, ants or something like that. Ocho, you keep an EpiPen on you, right? I keep these on me. So if I. Hey, I'm just telling you, if y' all ever see me sideways like this here, I don't snuck you, but you.

[Michael Smith]

You know, you know what? Also, I'm happy about what you have.

[Shannon Sharpe]

What you mean you. What you have? Hold on. What you mean, what you happy about?

[Michael Smith]

Let me tell you why, you know, Let me tell you something, why I'm happy because I know you really well. I know your character. I know this is not something that you would do. I'm happy to see that you're in good spirits. And I'm being dead ass because an event like this happens for someone that is as private as you. That's always been private. And you always talk about protecting yourself, protecting the brand.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yes.

[Michael Smith]

And for something like this to happen, I didn't know how you would react. I didn't know how. How you would deal with it mentally because it's just totally out of character for you. So the fact that you can. Come on, you can apologize Express yourself and be able to explain to the people that it was a mistake, obviously, because you don't know how to work technology and you still in good spirits. That's a. That's a good thing. And some at. You can laugh at the situation in the mistake that you made.

[Shannon Sharpe]

And I don't cried enough, Ocho. No more tears.

[Michael Smith]

You cried?

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah, because I'm. I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed for my circle. I'm embarrassed for the people there. There are people. Not. Not everybody, but there are people out there that hold me in high regard and look to me as a beacon, as a role model, and I let those people down.

[Michael Smith]

Yeah.

[Shannon Sharpe]

But I'm human.

[Michael Smith]

Yes, sir.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Although I try to. To. To. To. To strive for perfection, there's no such thing. I'm. I'm. I'm a. I'm a testament to that, that there's no such thing as perfection. I stay to myself, Ocho, and, you know, I try to stay to myself. And, you know, I don't put my. I try not to put myself in situations where people. Cause I. I know how I am. That's why I don't be around people a lot. That's why I'm not out and about, because I know how I am. I know me. So I try not to put myself in a situation. I'm trying to be as private as I possibly can.

[Michael Smith]

Yes, sir.

[Shannon Sharpe]

And in trying to be private, I made a huge. A huge. Wasn't a mistake. It was error in judgment or whatever. You know, I tell you what. From now on, my phone will be in the car. My phone will be in the car.

[Michael Smith]

Yeah.

[Shannon Sharpe]

So I show hope none pop off. I gotta call. I gotta call 911 because, you know, nobody have landlines anymore, right? But my phone, I'm have to run down. I'm have to run out the house and get. Go to my car unlocking and. And dial 91 1. And people gonna be asking, well, what took you so long, sir? Hey, I don't know if you noticed, but there was something. Something that happened. And of all days. Of all days that it happened on. Yeah, man.

[Michael Smith]

Wait, what's the day? It's Wednesday.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah. I wish that was the only thing that was to have that happened on. On this day. Yeah, I got to go back. I got to go back and get me a flip phone, because when that flip phone closed. Just closed, right?

[Michael Smith]

Everything closed.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah, man. This. This. This. This here thing, man. This. This. This apple, and I don't know how to work, and I Would Ocho had. Even if it. They really. It. It had been on for another 20 minutes. Because I would have known how to cut it off, right? Hell, I didn't even know how to cut it on.

[Michael Smith]

Yeah.

[Shannon Sharpe]

So when I finally got in touch with Jordan, Jordan said, boss, I cut it off. I said, you did? Because I was like, well, I don't even see IG live no more. He said, nah, boss. I done cut it off. And I don't, you know, took it down. Yeah, I like. I said, anybody. He's like. So my next question. I said, you think anybody saw it? This man, he was like, balls. Really? He like, yeah, they saw it.

[Michael Smith]

Yeah. I was like, oh, man, I understand the embarrassment on your part from. From that perspective, but there's a. There's another perspective that you can look at where you don't have to feel too embarrassed, you know? You feel me? Because you was here when you was. Well, you hear me? Huh? Now. Now, if it was an embarrassed performance, then there's a reason, not a whole.

[Shannon Sharpe]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Michael Smith]

Yeah. I'm just telling you. I'm telling you. So the embarrassment part, you don't really have to feel bad about yourself. You can. You can go places. You can walk around with your head high. Women gonna look at you different. Because if they didn't know. Natty know Ocho. Yes, sir.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Real talk. They put. They a. They call these draws for the hall of Fame. These draws go into the hall of Fame. You know, when you have an outstanding performance, they want the jersey, the cleats, the glove. Oh, these draws go into the hall of Fame. I ain't lying to yo. For real. Talk.

[Michael Smith]

Yeah. I'm glad. I'm glad you. I'm glad you're feeling better. I'm glad you're feeling better, but I'

[Shannon Sharpe]

ma go back up there. I'll go. I'm gonna go back upstairs once I'm done. And. And because it's just. Ocho, man. Come on, Ocho. You know me. You know how private I am. Yeah, but, I mean, I don't think people get the level of privacy.

[Michael Smith]

I think everybody know you. Everybody that is close to you understands everyone that's been in your life or been around you, whether it be teammates, friends, associates. Everybody knows how private you are. That's why when it first hit me and I'm reading after I. When I. When I. When I got off set in Philly, I'm looking at my phone, I say, no, hey, nah, nah, nah, nah. Not Unc. Not Unc. Not my Unc, that was just chastising me, you know, a few days ago.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You can't get over that, Ocho.

[Michael Smith]

No, no, I'm just saying about, you know, about, you know, being. Being a professional and all these. But again, mistakes happen. So that's why I'm giving you that grace like I was given grace at being afforded a second chance at what I love to do. You gave me that opportunity inside the NFL gave me that opportunity. EA Madden gave me the opportunity ESPN is giving. Give me the opportunity. All the people that. That's endorsed and sponsor me have given me that second chance at life. So who am I to sit here because you made a mistake and not give you that same grace I was given? Now we can't do it more than once. Now, if you're a repeat offender, now, we got a problem.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Oh, I'm gonna repeat that act. But the phone gonna be in the car. I ain't gonna say, tell nobody. I ain't gonna tell nobody. Hey, you know how people say, hey, God, you do that? Hey, hey, did I say, lord, if you get me out of this situation, I ain't having no more sex? Oh, no, I did not say that.

[Michael Smith]

Right, right, right.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I promise you, I did not say that.

[Michael Smith]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

[Shannon Sharpe]

So I hope people don't think, hey, you know, let that be a lesson to you. Hey, there ain't no lesson that left to leave my phone in the car. That's the only lesson I'm thinking, ain't

[Michael Smith]

nothing, nothing to be ashamed about. Man, you good, you good? You good? You good on my end. You good.

[Shannon Sharpe]

No, I mean, I don't really know what else. I mean, I mean, I don't really know what else to say. I mean, what else to do. I mean, there's nothing. There's nothing I can do. Now, if I could go back in time, if I can go back and wake up this morning, right, knowing that. That's why hindsight is a magnificent science, because you have the knowledge of knowing what already happened and it hasn't happened.

[Michael Smith]

Right?

[Shannon Sharpe]

That's what makes it a magnificent science.

[Michael Smith]

But

[Shannon Sharpe]

if you control your actions, I don't get to control the consequences. So whatever consequences that come along with my actions, I'll accept them. Nobody, whatever happens with Shannon Sharp, nobody is at. At fault but Shannon Sharp. I wear that, I ain't gonna say, well, they could have gave me a grace. And look what happened to this guy when he did this. And look what happened to her when she did that. That ain't how I get down. I Control actions. I don't get to control consequences. And so I can live, I can live any mistake that I've made. I own it. I own it. This was an honest mistake. I don't think anybody that's in this chat, I don't think anybody that know me even casually think I would ever do something like that. I don't desire, I don't crave that kind of attention. I'm good.

[Michael Smith]

You don't need, you don't need it. You.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I don't.

[Michael Smith]

It already comes with the name, it already comes with the brand.

[Shannon Sharpe]

So yeah, my bro, look, if people that say, what'd your brother say? My brother said, hey bro, you, you human, you made a mistake. He said, I'm just. He said, and I just told him what I was gonna do. He said, I'm proud of you. He said, I'm proud of you. Gonna stand up there. You stand. Look down the barrel of the, the camera and tell people what actually happened. Not hide behind, not say I was hacked. Not say somebody set me up. Oh, you did.

[Michael Smith]

Hey, you did, you did hit that. I was hacked. I'm. And I'm thinking to myself, come on now.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You know what? Here's the thing though. Oo Jordan, being the good soldier that he is.

[Michael Smith]

Oh, he put something out there right away.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Put that up.

[Michael Smith]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I told. And once I saw it was up, I said, man, take that down.

[Michael Smith]

Right, right.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Okay. Yeah, you gotta. I was, I, I'm gonna come and I'm gonna look at the people that follow me. I'm gonna look, look at the people that, that, that listen to us, that like us, that watch the podcast, that have watched me on first take, watch me throughout my 30 plus year career in the public eye nationally. Yeah, I owe it to them. Look, honest mistake. This is what happened. Nobody's at fault. I'm at fault. I was reckless, I was careless. So accountability is big. It's always have been. And when I talk to my kids and I told them what I was going to do, Daddy, I'm proud of you. My homeboys, you know, they got their jokes in, they were like, oh, I know that voice, but I don't know that fool. So you know, Burns, Burns and bucket and you know, foots a lot, a lot of, you know, hey, one of the guys, Chad, you're gonna get a kick out of this. One of the guys that called me and this is probably only the second time in probably seven, eight years that he's ever called me FaceTime. Time.

[Michael Smith]

Oh, time hit you.

[Shannon Sharpe]

He called me FaceTime. Yeah, I see.

[Michael Smith]

Yeah. Prime prank. Prank. Going to get a good word now.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah, but he had some. He had some great words for it for me. And that's what. That's what friends do. I know a lot of y' all when I say things about Colorado didn't play well. Y' all try to spin it like I'm attacking him, but he knows, having worked with me, having talked to me in private and been around me, he knows how I am.

[Michael Smith]

And.

[Shannon Sharpe]

And that's what he respects, because he knows I'm going to tell it like it is. I'm going to tell you what you need to know, not what you want to hear. That's why I can't be everybody's friend. And so, you know, Ocho, that's. I'm. Look, I don't cried. I don't been. I don't. I don't really know what else. What else I can do. Ojo, there's nothing else I can do.

[Michael Smith]

But you could. I mean, I'm sure that people want to know. I mean, I want to know. I've been trying to.

[Guest/Advertiser]

To.

[Michael Smith]

To. To find a partner for you to. To have a union. So, I mean, what you can do is. Is bless us, bless myself, and put the rest of the world at ease and, you know, could tell us who Michelle is.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Huh?

[Michael Smith]

Huh?

[Shannon Sharpe]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Michael Smith]

Oh, so you're gonna leave us in the dark?

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yes.

[Michael Smith]

Okay. Okay. That's fine. I'm not one to peer pressure.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah, I. I think. Look, look, she deserves a level of anonymity. She deserves a level of respect.

[Michael Smith]

Right, right, right.

[Shannon Sharpe]

And so.

[Michael Smith]

So, I mean, you do understand, with this coming out, do you understand the amount of hearts that you have broken that might have thought they might have had a chance?

[Shannon Sharpe]

What you mean they still got a chance? What you mean?

[Michael Smith]

Oh, because I ain't married. I know, but still, once you engage in activity, like,

[Shannon Sharpe]

they thought I wasn't capable of functioning down there.

[Michael Smith]

Well, no, not that. Not. Not that. But I mean, normally when you're engaged in someone in that type of act, normally, there's really no room for anyone else.

[Shannon Sharpe]

So you actually think that. I think that any woman that I meet that they're not having sex or haven't had sex, they might not have had sex the day that they met me or talked to me.

[Michael Smith]

Right.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I'm not. I mean, I'm not. I'm not that foolish, Ocho. I'm not that nice. This summer, there are 250 Reasons to Join T Mobile Girls Trip booked and

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[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Michael Smith]

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[Shannon Sharpe]

and DashPass on us. Benefits may require activation. C plan for detail get $100 via virtual prepaid MasterCard with eligible ported, no

[Guest/Advertiser]

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[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Michael Smith]

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[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Michael Smith]

That's it.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Happy ending, zero tears. Give it a [e-mail] Switch upfront payment

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[Shannon Sharpe]

All right, well since you out here, you might as well participate in the next segment. It's called Sex or Next. It's brought to you by Rose Sparks. Oh Lord. Rose Sparks is a game changer in the bedroom. It's a fast acting eating treatment that devolves under your tongue, getting hard in 15 minutes and lasting up to 36 hours. Oh Lord. 36. So when the mood hits, you'll be ready. And just for the attendees, RO has a special Valentine's gift. On your seat there's an envelope with a $30 off your first order, which you can get by scanning the QR code on the card screen around the venue. Roe wants to help couple have great sex. Sometimes that meeting Rose parts.

[Michael Smith]

I need this for the night.

[Shannon Sharpe]

But other times, it means asking your part of the right questions with exactly what we'll be doing in a little game. If you have a question you would like to play, please make your way to the floor to wait in line to ask your question. Ladies and gentlemen, from the upper deck, you can also come down.

[Michael Smith]

Do not be shy. Don't start that. We're in New Orleans, y'.

[Shannon Sharpe]

All. Have y' all had a bunch of questions earlier? The. Break your ass down to the mic now. 36. 36 hours. 36 hours. Shannon.

[Michael Smith]

36.

[Shannon Sharpe]

36 hours. Oh, my God. 36. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Just a second. Hold on, hold on. Oh, I got another one in there. I got another one. Steven A. Oh, Lord. All right, come on, my man. What you got? All right, first off, I want to

[Michael Smith]

say shout out to y' all one of the nightcaps. He was talking about these grippy socks. Yeah. So I got. I got. I got you a pair.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I got you a pair. Let your boy get these grippy.

[Michael Smith]

Yes, sir.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Hey, hey. Tear it off. So one thing I gotta ask you. I gotta ask you one. Go ahead. Me, myself, I'm a proponent of, you

[Michael Smith]

know, using little bullets. You know, nothing crazy.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Just. Just. Just little.

[Guest/Advertiser]

Little.

[Michael Smith]

Little something there, you know, put it on the clit. Knock that out.

[Guest/Advertiser]

I'm gone.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I'm. Come on, coach, don't mind me. How do you like to spark it up in a bedroom? I.

[Michael Smith]

You know, without the live.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Without the live. How do you like to spark it

[Michael Smith]

up in a bedroom?

[Shannon Sharpe]

Look what your boy got. That a Gripple.

[Michael Smith]

That's the grippers. What are you talking about? They acting shy?

[Shannon Sharpe]

No, he asked me what do I like to do to set it up in the bedroom.

[Michael Smith]

Oh, you ain't see his ig. Tell him what you like to do.

[Shannon Sharpe]

What I like to do? Yeah. That'll probably be a question that you probably should ask her. Look, I. Look, all that stuff, y', all, these new age women, y' all don't go too far for me.

[Michael Smith]

Not really.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah, they have real. You gotta evolve.

[Michael Smith]

I've been telling them. How old are you, sir?

[Shannon Sharpe]

No, he'll sat down, Bro, I ain't no dinosaur. I don't need to evolve.

[Michael Smith]

You got involved, man.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Man, you.

[Michael Smith]

You got too many rules.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I'm gonna keep them too. Hi, guys.

[Guest/Advertiser]

I'm Auntie Hammy.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Okay.

[Guest/Advertiser]

And I am a coochie College professor.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Okay. And I would.

[Michael Smith]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're what?

[Guest/Advertiser]

A coochie college professor.

[Michael Smith]

Okay, tell me more.

[Shannon Sharpe]

And I have a lesson right now and it's all about.

[Guest/Advertiser]

We're learning about how our coochie's relate to owls and our coochie's hoot.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Like hoot, hoot, hoot. And I would like to know if

[Guest/Advertiser]

you guys would with like coochie that comes out in the daytime or coochie

[Shannon Sharpe]

that comes out at night? As long as they come out, I'm good. Day, night, midday, after early afternoon.

[Michael Smith]

Is there. Is. Is there a difference in coochie that comes out in the day as opposed to coochie that comes out at night?

[Guest/Advertiser]

Yes.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Coochie that comes out in the daytime is more calm than the coochie that

[Guest/Advertiser]

comes out at night.

[Shannon Sharpe]

The coochie that comes out at night, it gets wild like that. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hey, we need that. Hold on, hold on. Can we get a woman to kill two confirmed. Will deny this cuz I'm not. Come on, hold on, hold on. Come on, come here, come on, come on.

[Michael Smith]

What's that? Was that. Was that sex or next?

[Shannon Sharpe]

No, no. Oh, that we. What you want you call it?

[Michael Smith]

I mean that was next. I ain't understand none of that.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You you understand y. Hold up. We going to get confirmation. She about to give us confirmation. Oh, she been drinking. She about to tell. And she got on black. Yes, that brown. Oh, you on that brown. On that brown. And she got on all black. She about to bring it oo.

[Michael Smith]

So I can't confirm Auntie Hammy in the daytime. You know, we moving about our day.

[Shannon Sharpe]

So I'm just going to bend it over and tune it up one, two, real fast.

[Michael Smith]

Okay?

[Shannon Sharpe]

But the moment I lay your ass down on that bed, everything is wet. Everything is. Oh, facts, fact, everything. Yeah, we got you. You keep.

[Michael Smith]

Yes.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Are you.

[Michael Smith]

You married? Your boyfriend here?

[Shannon Sharpe]

They're my husband. He. Okay, okay. So he confirmed. You confirmed this?

[Michael Smith]

Oh yeah.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Okay, we got sex there. Thank you very much.

[Michael Smith]

I got to write that down.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Hello? Yes, sir. Hey, what's going on, man? Thank you guys for showing up here being independent. And I want to echo what prime was saying earlier. Like part of what we gotta do is support you guys like how prime said support you guys. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Give me time, give it time. Give me time, man, give me time. But bro, hold on, hold on, just a second. Not to cut you off. I think you. I think you Missed the. The. This is like sex for next. It's got. Yeah, we. We like. We ask it, like, grown up type question. Oh, I'm married. I'm done with that. Okay. Yeah, go ahead, bro. What's going on, y'?

[Michael Smith]

All?

[Shannon Sharpe]

How you doing? Appreciate everything that y' all put out on the podcast. I watch y' all all the time, especially Club Shay Shay. Love what y' all do, especially Marla Wayans. Love that episode. Thank you. My question actually was for prime, but he left. He'll be back. He'll be back. Yeah, you come back. But I do want to confirm this. If you work out, you don't need those pills.

[Michael Smith]

What?

[Shannon Sharpe]

What? If you work out, you don't need those pills. Do it look like I don't work out? You do work out, but I'm just confirming if you work out, you don't need those pills.

[Michael Smith]

I have a question for you. How do you know just because you work work out, you don't need those pills?

[Shannon Sharpe]

Because she told you that annual physical. Check your testosterone level. Ha.

[Michael Smith]

That ain't got nothing to do with.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yes, it does. How do, Eagle head? Yes, it does. But I guarantee you nothing. I'm gonna keep at it myself. I don't know. Don't. Don't tell it. Don't worry about it.

[Michael Smith]

I don't know.

[Shannon Sharpe]

But you don't know what you miss out on, bro. I'm telling you, she don't know. What she missing that on. I don't know. We appreciate you.

[Guest/Advertiser]

Thank you.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Michael Smith]

Next.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Next.

[Michael Smith]

Hey, I've been working out. I've been working out 57 years.

[Shannon Sharpe]

He's talking about this.

[Michael Smith]

Me.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You. Oo Stephen. A. I wanted to ask you. This girl recently, she put me in the friend zone.

[Guest/Advertiser]

We had.

[Shannon Sharpe]

We're having great dates, a lot of stuff. She put me in the friend zone After a couple dates. I want to know how can I get back in there? You not.

[Michael Smith]

No,

[Shannon Sharpe]

I already lied to you. But she starts.

[Michael Smith]

She. She was.

[Shannon Sharpe]

She pursued me, though. Yeah.

[Michael Smith]

Yeah.

[Shannon Sharpe]

And she. And she told you that you weren't her type when she put you in that zone.

[Michael Smith]

Wait, wait. You leaving out some key parts?

[Guest/Advertiser]

Yes.

[Michael Smith]

She pursues you.

[Shannon Sharpe]

She pursued me.

[Michael Smith]

Wait, let me finish. Y' all had sex already? Yeah.

[Shannon Sharpe]

What I mean, what we said. What we saying? No. Okay. You come up show. No, no, no, no. Okay. It wasn't that. Wasn't that. Okay. It wasn't that. Okay, sure. It wasn't that.

[Michael Smith]

No, no.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Oh, it wasn't that. It wasn't that. Okay. Okay.

[Michael Smith]

It was. It was after it happened to me. So I'm just.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Can I.

[Michael Smith]

This. Can I.

[Shannon Sharpe]

This.

[Guest/Advertiser]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Shannon Sharpe]

This my brother. It was. It was after a little while. My brother quit while you ahead. Yeah, let me finish. You said she pursued you. You said y' all went out on a couple of dates. You said you gave her some and then you said she don't want no more. Young man, that's a good.

[Guest/Advertiser]

That's a good point. That's a good point.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Move on. You're not it for her.

[Michael Smith]

I love you.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Hey, don't trip.

[Michael Smith]

I've been there.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Love you. Oh, love you. I love you.

[Michael Smith]

I love you. I'm in the friend zone now.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Unfor. I don't believe my man needed us to tell him that it was over. What? I said I don't believe he needed us to tell him it was over.

[Michael Smith]

But sometimes.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You know what? Sometimes, you. Sometimes when you used to living a lie, you know, you.

[Guest/Advertiser]

You.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You got to come to the fellas

[Michael Smith]

for the truth because you don't want

[Shannon Sharpe]

to accept it yourself. That was him. I'll tell you how you can get out of the friend zone. Put that on them. Well, 36 hours. It won't be no freeing no more. Hey, everybody. Yeah. I love the show. Hey, get your boy subscription. You know what I'm saying? That's gonna help him out a lot. It ain't get him, but it ain't. Hey, Rudy Odiano from Austin, Texas. Hey, I think I speak for everybody here is we Ms. Shannon, and I love the show with first takes. Way better than Undisputed, I ain't going to lie. But we Miss Shannon be like, sk SK what's going on with the Cowboys? SK SK but anyways, we missed that. But my question is, everybody has. I don't know if you noticed, but he's doing a hell of a lot better on first day. Yes. You know what I'm saying? Yes.

[Michael Smith]

All right.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Remember that. I like first take better than Undisputed. I agree.

[Michael Smith]

Damn right.

[Shannon Sharpe]

So does everybody else. The main question, everybody has to say, same question. Everybody's thinking the same question. Who the hell is Michelle? That's what we want to know. Michelle Obama. Michelle? Michelle who?

[Michael Smith]

Hey, I want to know who Michelle. I still don't know. Who is Michelle?

[Shannon Sharpe]

Oh, you. Why? Hold up. She was still is. I'm just trying to figure out what. What is it? I mean, like, if I'd have never said that name, nobody would have been interested in.

[Michael Smith]

But we heard you say, whose dick is this Michelle? We heard you. So now we want to know who

[Shannon Sharpe]

Michelle is and what did she say?

[Michael Smith]

She didn't say nothing.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Next. See what I got to go through, Stephen A. You see what I got to go through? You know, I do feel bad for you. You know when the fellas come asking you to tell your business like that. That's not how it usually works.

[Michael Smith]

Fellas.

[Shannon Sharpe]

No, it's usually the ladies that's asking, who is she? I mean the fellas ain't the ones that's supposed to be asking these questions

[Michael Smith]

most of the time when it's out in the public like that, right then it's public consumption. So I need to understand, I want better contact as my co host. Don't lie to me. You, you, you, you.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You got the context. We got all the context we need. You ain't devoid of the context. Stop that. This summer there are 250 reasons to join T Mobile Girls.

[Guest/Advertiser]

Trip booked and switching to T Mobile Help make it happen with experience beyond

[Shannon Sharpe]

Switch and get more. $100 back plus $650 in value in built in plan benefits. That's $750 in your first year guaranteed.

[Guest/Advertiser]

And honestly, that hundred dollars back, I'm putting it towards the zipline now.

[Shannon Sharpe]

That's how you do summer. Exactly.

[Guest/Advertiser]

Best switch I ever made.

[Shannon Sharpe]

This is just one reason to join T Mobile this summer. There are 250 reasons. Find yours.

[Michael Smith]

Savings based on the value of benefits

[Guest/Advertiser]

included with experience beyond like entertainment and one year of AAA Classic and DashPass

[Shannon Sharpe]

on US benefits may require activation. C plan for details get 100 via virtual prepaid MasterCard with eligible ported no

[Guest/Advertiser]

cash access and expires in six months. Issued by Sunrise Banks and a member FDIC.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Allow eight weeks.

[Guest/Advertiser]

Summer is here. At Orderly Meds we know this time is a reminder that life is full of new beginnings. Whether you're celebrating the nice weather, starting a new chapter, planning a vacation, or simply looking ahead to what's next, this season can be the perfect time to invest in yourself and your health. If you've struggled with weight loss and are curious about GLP1 medications, orderly meds can help you learn about your options. Through a simple virtual process. You can connect with licensed medical professionals who can determine whether treatment may be appropriate for you. Getting started is fast, convenient and happens online from the comfort of home. This summer, consider a new approach to feeling your best. Visit orderlymeds.com podcast to learn more. That's orderlymeds.com podcast orderlymeds.com podcast because every new season is an opportunity to take the next step forward. Compounded medications are not FDA approved, eligibility required and determined by a licensed provider. Individual Result Results may vary. See website for details.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Amazon Health AI presents Painful Thoughts why

[Guest/Advertiser]

did I search the Internet for answers

[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Guest/Advertiser]

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[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Guest/Advertiser]

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[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Michael Smith]

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[Shannon Sharpe]

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be like, oh, what if this happens and this is something that's not preventable.

[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Michael Smith]

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[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Michael Smith]

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[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Michael Smith]

See? Hey, hey, Joe. That's gonna be our show. Joe. When football season end, I got a TVU backpack, right? I haven't been able to use it, so. You know how you got all the streamers, K All them boys, so we don't have nothing for the old folks.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I see you. I see. Don't worry about this, Joe. The house of Humber Day.

[Michael Smith]

Hey, Joe boy, we listen. We gonna. We gonna have old folks time. We gonna be. We gonna bowl, we gonna go fishing.

[Shannon Sharpe]

We gonna play football. I already know.

[Guest/Advertiser]

You don't.

[Michael Smith]

We gonna court everything.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You don't know how to set no hook. You don't know how to set no line. You don't know nothing about no fishing. You don't.

[Michael Smith]

Hey, wait a minute. That's how I know. Hey, that's how I know. He don't know about me. I'm from Miami. Hey, I used to catch Goliath grouper back in 83.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Catch? What kind of grouper?

[Michael Smith]

Goliath grouper.

[Shannon Sharpe]

They put your ass in jail, you catch a Goliath grouper. Hey, hold on, hold on.

[Michael Smith]

I threw him back.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I threw him back. You don't throw it back, they gonna throw your ass in jail. You can't keep your Goliath Cooper.

[Michael Smith]

Yeah. Hey, but listen, listen, statement real quick, real quick. They used to take me. They used to take me to fishermen. They calling Captain Jack. Captain Jack. Used to take me deep sea fishing. We used to catch Goliath grouper.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Oh, Lord.

[Michael Smith]

Matter of fact, when he couldn't bring it in, I used to. I used to.

[Shannon Sharpe]

First of all, you don't actually go fishing for Goliath grouper. They actually, like, just bite. So what were you actually. We caught.

[Michael Smith]

We caught him by accident. We caught him by accident. He was like £630.

[Shannon Sharpe]

So what you. What were you actually fishing for? Snapper? Were you fishing for tuna? Brano, what were you actually fishing for?

[Michael Smith]

Tuna.

[Shannon Sharpe]

This boy here.

[Michael Smith]

Hey, we. Hey, hey. We were fishing for tuna.

[Shannon Sharpe]

All right, I tell you what. I'll oblige you. We go. We'll go deep sea fishing. We go shore fishing. We go whatever. We go. We go bass fishing. We can go crappie fishing. We go sheep head fishing, whatever.

[Michael Smith]

Wait a minute. Let's do the hardest one. Let's do the hardest one.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Let's go spit fishing, spear fishing.

[Michael Smith]

Yeah, okay, okay, okay. Yeah. I'm a no man. I can hold my breath by six minutes.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Oh, Lord have mercy.

[Michael Smith]

Spit. Let's go spitfish.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I'll tell you what.

[Michael Smith]

Yeah. Hey, hey, hey. I'm a free dive.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Look, we go catch. We can go catch perch, we can catch bluegill, we. We can go fish, whatever. I'm not going hunting with you name. First of all, I'm going need you to. I'm going to need you to get six months of gun training before I go hunt with you. Cuz you not fit to shoot me in my ass.

[Michael Smith]

Hey, no, no, I. Hey, I ain't going to shoot you if I. If I angle shoot.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Hell no.

[Michael Smith]

But you know how to. Hey, hey, stay with me now. I know how to work a pistol, you hear me?

[Shannon Sharpe]

First of all, who going hunting with a pistol? What the hell you hunt for? What you hunt with what? Ocho.

[Michael Smith]

Hey, hold on.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Are we taking a high power rifle? 30, 30, 3006, 308, something like that.

[Michael Smith]

I got my switch. I don't need all that.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Nobody going no damn switching. No damn. Let's see what I'm trying to talk about. Chat. You see what I'm saying? Hey, Joe. Hey, Joey.

[Michael Smith]

Tripping. Let me show you how I'm hunting.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You gonna be going to the club? I'm going to the woods. I'm trying to. We gonna kill rat a white tail. We gonna get. We gonna kill hogs or something. He up there talking about some bull giant. Or we go quail hunting, hunting. I don't care. But I need him to get some training cuz I'm not going nowhere with no gun. With OO and he ain't never shot a gun a day in the damn life. He ain't f to shoot me in my ass. Hey, listen, me and the homies, we used to go paintball. We used to go paintball and we, we divide up in teams. Be like five on the team. And we split up out in the woods and they come back and say, man, I can't be on this dude team. This dude just shot me in my face. Exactly. He told me he going hunting. He man talking about he going hunt with a Pistol? Who the hell with a pistol? Oh, there you go.

[Michael Smith]

Hey, Joe. Hey, the animals ain't even gonna see me coming, Joe.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Oh, man.

[Michael Smith]

Hey, they see me coming, Joe.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Ocho, do you know how to get in the tree stand?

[Michael Smith]

Yeah, do I know how to get in the tree stand? But hey, I had a treehouse back in.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Joe, can.

[Michael Smith]

You had a tree house when I was 13.

[Shannon Sharpe]

This man don't know how to. This man don't know how to stand in no tree stand. He don't know how to sit still. He. First of all. No, he ain't gonna be quiet.

[Michael Smith]

Hold on, wait a minute. I went with Carson Palmer. I went with Carson and Jordan Palmer. They took me. They took me deer hunting. I was in the tree stand for seven hours. I had to douse myself with people.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah, don't piss. Oh, excuse me. But anyway, Ocho, Joe, he gonna go out there with Creed on and all the animal go smell his ass from a mile away. Hell no. I can go nowhere with you. He done got on. No, no, no. He don't know how to. He don't know how to stay down. He don't know how to stay. I'm not.

[Michael Smith]

No, I' ma chill. Hey, Joe. Everything. Everything he talk about. I done did, Joe. I done did. I just. I just. It's not something that I'm. That I'm. That I'm excited about, but I've done everything once, Joe. I've done everything once. All the hunting, all that fish and

[Shannon Sharpe]

all that deal you gotta stay down with. Don't yo. You know how to stay downwind?

[Michael Smith]

Yeah. You ain't got no choice but to stay downwind. Because if you don't stay down, when they gonna know you there? They got the. Hey, listen, them animals out, they got the greatest sense of smell of all.

[Shannon Sharpe]

That's why I not going with you, cuz. You going out there with cologne on.

[Michael Smith]

I ain't going to wear no cologne, uncle. I ain't even showered in three days.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Hey, he don't got to wear no camouflage. He out there with a red Cristiano Ronaldo jersey and my. Damn. Where the animal that. Huh? Cuz they smell and they see your ass with that big old red jersey on. That would have F their ass. He don't know how to wear no camouflage, Man, I ain't fooling with. On your pants. He don't know how to dress, man. He ain't got no gear, boy. Listen, hey, I got.

[Michael Smith]

I got. I got some camouflage.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Hey, listen, I ain't gonna lie. That'll Be a sight to see, boy.

[Michael Smith]

Yeah, that's why we gonna. We gonna stream it. We're gonna stream it 24 7.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I know how to hunt. If we go on squirrel hunt, we go a rabbit hunt, we going quail hunting. First of all, Ocho, you ain't never shot no gun. You never shot no animal on the move.

[Michael Smith]

Hold on, time out. I done hit squirrels back in the day. I done hit raccoons and opossums down here.

[Shannon Sharpe]

What you were shooting with that BB gun? That pellet gun?

[Michael Smith]

Who, me?

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah.

[Michael Smith]

Oh, no. I had a. A 64.

[Shannon Sharpe]

A 64? What the hell is that?

[Michael Smith]

Yeah, yeah, see, that's what I'm talking about. That's how I know you ain't no shooter. First of all, you ain't know what a 64 is. Yeah, first of all, that's what we carry. Hey, that's what we carry down here at the crib.

[Shannon Sharpe]

First of all, you shoot a square, you first of all use a rifle, man. Cuz it's a small animal. You don't want to mess up the meat. Shoot.

[Michael Smith]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Let me tell you something. Hey, Joe, anytime you shoot a squirrel, you got to set an example.

[Shannon Sharpe]

What you f for? You want to eat the squirrel for

[Michael Smith]

the rest of the squirrels, and I'm not the one to play with. Don't come right here with that bull, J. Come right here. Hey, you kill an ant with a sled?

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yes.

[Michael Smith]

You ain't got to worry about.

[Shannon Sharpe]

No, but what you're trying to do, because you're gonna eat the squirrel. Ocho, if you shoot him with a shotgun, you're gonna mess. You're gonna mess that what ain't gonna be nothing there.

[Michael Smith]

Oh, you want to eat it? I'm shooting the squirrel to set an example for the rest of the squirrels, not to come over here messing with the mangoes in the tree.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I don't care. The squirrels come. First of all. Oh, so we going out. We ain't shooting no city squirrels. I don't care nothing about that. First of all, you go to jail. I come from the city.

[Michael Smith]

We're not eating the squirrels. Yeah, we're not eating the squirrels in the city. You eat the squirrels.

[Shannon Sharpe]

That's what I'm saying. That's what we going hunt. You can't hunt in the city.

[Michael Smith]

No, but I'm saying I. I mean, I can adapt.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Huh? That's what.

[Michael Smith]

That's what life is about. It's about adapting. So I can adapt to what you like to do if I got to Be in the woods and I know how to act.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Have you ever shot a shotgun before? A 12 gauge 410, 20 gauge. Have you ever shot a high powered rifle? 30 06, 3030 308.

[Michael Smith]

Let me tell you before, before football, Uncle, I was in the field. You hear me? Hey, hey, Joe. Unc don't know, man. Hey, Joe. I would like that, Joe. On sweet Jesus, y' all like that.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I'm telling you, you like I ain't played. You like the Y ends out here, man.

[Michael Smith]

Listen, Joe, I'm not proud of that lifestyle I used to live back in 87.

[Shannon Sharpe]

But see, first of all, the Wyatt that's. I mean shooting somebody upon. It's not like they shooting somebody from a distance. You not been to walk. You're not going to shoot an animal as close as somebody shooting a human being. You do realize it like three y' all like 10ft, less than 25 yards from each other. You shooting an animal from distance.

[Michael Smith]

Ocho, you do know, you do know I was. I was in the marines, right? You do know I was in the marines, right? Do you, do you do know I was a sniper?

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah. You a sniper, huh?

[Michael Smith]

Yeah.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Oh, Lord have mercy.

[Michael Smith]

Hey, I hit a target for 420ft, Joe. 420ft at the bottle top. The bottle top off a Coke bottle.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You aim like no, that man ain't shooting, hitting Nothing over no 100 yards. That's fact. Hey, Joe, 403ft. He might not hit a person from 100 yards away, let alone a damn bottle top.

[Michael Smith]

I laugh for you before I lie to you, Joe. Hey, I knocked a bottle top off a Coke bottle from 420ft and I

[Shannon Sharpe]

only got knowing how hard it is to hit an object from that far away, that small. Let me ask you a question. Take your glasses off. Take your glasses. Let me see how you shoot. Take your glasses off. Ho. Put the gun up. Okay, you got the gun. How you shooting? Yeah, yeah. Oh, hell. That man got a slingshot. This man got a slingshot, Joe. This man got a slingshot. Second of all, you shoot with that distance. You got both eyes open, Ocho, you not shoot from no one. I. I thought this man got a slingshot. Joke. This man be thinking, hey, he must be shooting Goliath. And he David. Hey, Joe. Hey, hey, I ain't gonna lie, okay? Oh, boy, that'll be some must see tv, boy. I'm telling, I'm telling you. Hey, hey, hey, I'm not gonna lie. Oo. I don't think you can hit Nathania out there. I don't think.

[Michael Smith]

Hey, hey, hey, listen. That's. That's what I like people. That's what I like people to think. I can't hit that. I can't hit this. But. But then they get hit. It's like, oh, he really like that.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Ocho, you. If you were to, like, try to shoot somebody, because you gotta understand the distance in which you are. But I'm talking about an animal. I'm talking about a deer. I'm talking about a hog. I'm talking about a. Up in a tree. I'm talking about a quail. Because here's the thing. Let's just say we take dogs out. So the dog's gonna start tripping, is gonna start creeping up now. They're gonna put. They're gonna freeze.

[Michael Smith]

Yeah, yeah. Hey, I used to have. I used to have pointers. I used to have pointers. I live in the city.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Chad, y' all believe Ocho can shoot? I mean, look at that. Look at that. Ocho, the way he aiming and shooting that slingshot. He not about to hit nothing.

[Michael Smith]

All right, I'm telling you. Hey, I'm. Hey. Oh, I'm uncle. I'm gonna surprise you right there.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Duh. Oh, oh, okay. Okay, here we go. Step right up.

[Michael Smith]

What happened?

[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Michael Smith]

Hey, hey, hey, Paul.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Hold on.

[Michael Smith]

Pause.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Men from Alabama, you know, your boy part of the Alabama black state. I'm just saying. Don't. Yo. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I just said lit. 7.44 inches. While West Virginia comes in second at 7 inches. The other end of the scale, Delaware, who said average inches is about 5.22. This is closely followed by New Mexico with the bottom five, Arkansas.

[Michael Smith]

Damn.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Oh, Joe. Joe, I was saying, I hope you from Alabama. I told you this early. Oh, Joe, remember, I told him.

[Michael Smith]

Yeah.

[Shannon Sharpe]

What they trying. What they trying to say? I'm trying to say I sure hope you. I sure hope you from. You know, you just. You move. You was born in Alabama, but you moved to Arkansas at a young age. Man, who doing these studies, bro? Come on, man.

[Michael Smith]

Hey, hey, hey, Unc. Hey, Unc. And Joe, you know, I don't know anything about any studies. You know, my reputation in general, it precedes itself. So I. I just. This thing. Yeah, that, that, that. I don't know about that one.

[Shannon Sharpe]

No. Florida is in the top six at 6.85.

[Michael Smith]

Yeah, I mean, I'm, you know.

[Shannon Sharpe]

But, oh, Alabama or Alabino, you know, that Alabama blacksmith.

[Michael Smith]

Yeah, you know. You know, hey, sometimes some. One thing they say about study, sometimes they be off a little bit.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Well, hey, hey. Oh, that old Alabama blacks may come out. You know what I'm saying, Joe? Oh, I'm just saying. You know what I'm saying? Hey, hey, hey, hey, would the baby. The baby arm come out?

[Michael Smith]

Hey, hold on. Hey, how you came. How you came out again? High school. Hey, how you. How you rap around? How you wrap the cord around again? And that was so funny, boy. Oh, but, hey, that had me dying. Oh, that had me dying.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Hey, hey, Joe, man say, well, with the ultra cable to the cowboy saw it, boy said it's time to wrap it up. Oh, boy. Hey, hey, that's a wild story there, Ojo.

[Michael Smith]

Hey, hey, hey, listen, I think it's funny. I can reflect back and I can laugh about it today, you know, I. I wasn't mad, Joe. I was just disappointed because they told. You know, when people tell you something, they tell you for a reason. Especially when you're that young, you know, you think. You know, I'm thinking that I'm that boy. I'm on the football team. I'm one of the star players. Ain't nobody gonna do nothing to me, boy. I'm him.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Hold on, hold on, hold on. But you said. You say her head was mashed up against the thing? Yeah, yeah, he had in the back seat. He had in the back seat, Joe.

[Michael Smith]

Yeah, the ponytail, it kept hitting the rearview mirror, you know, Dude. Dude had a little, small, little car. A little, small little car. Like a little Datsun. Like a little dots, little cheat, little cheap, little Datsun. And. Yeah, yeah, Joe, it ain't any. At that day, I wasn't scarred. I was disappointed.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I.

[Michael Smith]

But I became a different individual.

[Shannon Sharpe]

You was scarred, bro. It's okay, it's okay. It's okay, cuz. See, I know it turns you into a savage Unwind all that. Come on, come.

[Michael Smith]

Come on, come on now Come on

[Shannon Sharpe]

now not the chat, chat. I ain't got nothing to do.

[Michael Smith]

Oh, Lord, have birthday y' all shout

[Shannon Sharpe]

out man, it got hot here. All O. Let me take this last little squeeze for you, Ocho. Every time Ojo tell this story, he started talking about it.

[Michael Smith]

Oh, look, it's all good, you know, Jay, Unc, throwing a little. Throwing a little exaggeration on y', all, you know, it's all good. Hey, that's. That was a good one.

[Shannon Sharpe]

I wonder what I would. We gotta fight. What's his name? Oh, we gonna fight him and have More. Come on. We have. Come on. Nightcap.

[Michael Smith]

Hey, his name Pierre. Pierre. Pierre St. John.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah, Pierre.

[Michael Smith]

I wonder. I wonder where Pierre at, man? Pierre St. John.

[Shannon Sharpe]

If anybody can find him, his Internet can.

[Michael Smith]

Oh, yeah, yeah, they could. They could. Oh, goddamn, Pierre, man.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yo, I'm. But Joe. Joe is originally from Alabama. He just, you know, he's. He's.

[Guest/Advertiser]

He's been.

[Shannon Sharpe]

His formative years.

[Michael Smith]

I'm.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Now I'm claim. Where I'm from. Them. That thing ain't right, though, you know? Who doing all this. Come on, now. Oh, man. Wyoming. We got what you call. They got this. They got what you call them, the stats. Hey, you know, y' all know where I'm originally from.

[Michael Smith]

Where you.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Where are you originally from? You know. You know, I spent a little time in Alabama. Yeah, I was born. I was born in Illinois. Oh, you born in Illinois.

[Michael Smith]

Wow. What a time.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Hey, brother from Delaware. I can help you out. Get on the sparks. I mean, whatever you got, you reach your full potential. Isn't that what it's about? Yeah. Now, I ain't gonna say it's gonna be like Pierre. I ain't gonna say it gonna be that, but. But I'm just saying.

[Michael Smith]

Am.

[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Michael Smith]

Oh, yeah.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Oh, absolutely.

[Michael Smith]

Hey, listen, Joe, I popped one on the show. I popped one on the show. You hear me? I probably should. I think about two weeks ago, you know, before. Before we started. Now, you know, we go about two hours, I wanted to make sure that thing marinated. I want to make sure.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Hey.

[Michael Smith]

Make sure get to the blood, you hear me?

[Shannon Sharpe]

But I'm telling you, boy, look at I get on that spark in there like swimwear.

[Michael Smith]

Hey, hey, Joe. I let that thing marinate the whole show, Joe. You hear me? Sis was up there. She. You know, she waiting. She ain't had no idea she was sleep. Joe, I tell you no lie. I lie for you before I lie to you, Joe.

[Shannon Sharpe]

Right?

[Michael Smith]

What? It's a good thing she had insurance. You hear me?

[Shannon Sharpe]

Cut up. You cut up,

[Michael Smith]

boy, she hit. She touched every corner. In every corner. Every corner in the house,

[Shannon Sharpe]

man. You ain't supposed to do mama like that.

[Michael Smith]

Oh, no. Oh, no, sometimes you gotta. Yeah. Give. Give a good understanding. Because I'm kind of. Kind of. I'm kind of on the old side now. I'm kind of on the old side. So I can't get up. I can't. I can't get them kind of performances all the time, right? Once every six months. I had you thinking,

[Shannon Sharpe]

Joe, once every six months. Back in. This is a different type of enhancement enhancer. But it was like. It had to be 2003, 2004. I'm still about. I'm still good, Joe. I'm still good.

[Michael Smith]

Yeah.

[Shannon Sharpe]

So, you know. Yeah, I will. You know, I'll be. You know, I want to. You don't show her what. What I already know. Walk up in that thing on show.

[Michael Smith]

You know what I'm saying?

[Shannon Sharpe]

Yeah, I put it on her. I put it on a good job. When I say I put it on her. Yeah, I put it on her. Now, see, when I'm gonna see you guys, I'm gonna come back. But, you know, I went back the second time, Joe. I ain't had that in my system. It wasn't the same kind of theatrical performance that I had before, you know what I'm saying? And the first one, it was probably like a Denzel or Tom Hanks. Yeah. Or Daniel Day Lewis perform. It's one of those performances. This last one probably was like a Tom Green or David Spade type of performance. You want to know? You know what I'm saying? Hey, so I called him. I called, you know, I said, hey, you know, I said, you know, what's up? You know, say, you know, can I come back? You know, when can I see you again? She say, when you free? I said, well, you know, I. I work. Work around your schedule. She said, what about Friday? I said, okay, I'll see you Friday, Joe, I swear, right hand of God, she say, bring that dick you had the first time. Okay, Joe, I swear to God. Hey, hey. See, let me tell you something. See, that what you get when you lay your best pipe down in the rent house, you know, you don't plan on buying it. You just plan on reading it for a little while. Hey, but. But you got to make that first impression because you never know if that's gonna be the first or the last that it might be it you. You want to show out there. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Hey. Hey, boy.

[Michael Smith]

Boy.

[Shannon Sharpe]

So, hey, Joe. I got you. I got you, Joe. So you just make sure you open the trophy. I promise you, in two weeks, you'll see another trophy sitting on the mantle.

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[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Michael Smith]

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[Michael Smith]

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[Shannon Sharpe]

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[Guest/Advertiser]

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