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Joe
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Ocho
Oh, man, he don't even know. Come on, Ojo.
Joe
Hey, why we waiting on you, baby? You can't hear us?
Ocho
When?
Uncle Joe
Good thing we didn't go to that Joe.
Joe
Hey, uncle.
Ocho
What? What? Why you ain't going about a flew from, from, from Atlanta to Vegas for that? Come on, man, I'd have been mad
Uncle Joe
just driving from my house, which is 15 minutes for that.
Angela Yee
So.
Joe
Hey, hey, you know we live, right?
Uncle Joe
No, we not.
Joe
No live like dead ass, are we?
Ocho
Yeah, man, we missed welcome to another episode of Nightcap. Yeah, man.
Uncle Joe
Who did it?
Joe
I, I mean, I, I, I, I, I said good evening ladies and gentlemen, and I left it at that day.
Ocho
All he had to do is all
Uncle Joe
you had to do. Y'. All, Y' all supposed to, y' all supposed to take that over.
Ocho
All he had to do was pass it to your boy, man.
Uncle Joe
I got you.
Joe
Well, go ahead.
Ocho
We ready to go, y'.
Uncle Joe
All. So y' all want the intro or no?
Joe
Yeah, go ahead. Just give it to me.
Uncle Joe
Thank you guys for joining for another episode of Nightcap. Well, I guess y' all already know who I am. I'm your favorite up my partner and co host with the cigar in his mouth, that's the Liberty City legend. He's a Dade county native, He's a six time pro bowler, a three time all pro, and he's in the ring of honor from the Cincinnati Bengals. That is Chad Ochocinko Johnson and the third member of the big three, he's a Little Rock, Arkansas native. He went to the University of Arkansas and he's a seven time NBA All Star from the Atlanta Hawks. Mr. Clutch himself, the sharpshooting two guard. That is ISO Joe Johnson. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button and go subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed wherever you get your podcast from. We would like to thank each and every one of you for joining us tonight like you have so many nights before. Only because of you, Nightcap has become the success that has become. And only because of you, we shall continue to rise and thank you for your support and your continued support. Those looking to purchase a bottle of Shade by Laportier head over to laportiercognac.com to purchase you a bottle if it's currently unavailable in a state or city near you. It is a premium BSOP cognac. It drinks like an exo without the price. Hey, check this out. What you should do is just try it and compare it against other cognacs you've tried or you're looking to try and you'll see we have the best tasting, smoothest cognac on the market. Please drink responsibly and stay safe. Lord have mercy. Well, y' all already know how I feel.
Joe
Hey, you don't feel, you don't feel
Uncle Joe
bad for him though, at least let's get into it. Returning out the five year layoff, Conor McGregor squared off against Max Holloway in the welterweight rematch of their featherweight bout in August of 2013 and the results were disappointing. Ocho, I think the thing is, look, cover the sport alone, not mma. But I've been around sports and as far as selling a fight, promoting a fight, I would say Ali one, Conor McGregor might be two.
Ocho
Yeah.
Uncle Joe
Now as far as fight draws, you got, yes, Tyson is the king, then you got money May. And I'm not so sure this kid, young man right here, Conor McGregor ain't number three as far as drawing in the paper. In the pay per view era, he could promote a fight, he can sell a fight. But this was anti climatic. I don't know, I don't know because this is not him. He don't normally come out throwing flying kicks, so I don't know if he heard it in the staging area, the warmup area, I don't know. Did he heard it in training? I don't know what it was, but when he threw that first, when you see that right knee give.
Ocho
Yeah.
Uncle Joe
And I was like, I thought the wet, the ring was wet and that's why he kept slipping. But after going back and looking at the replays, I can see that knee. Kel Buckley, go ahead.
Joe
Oo I think obviously I forgot who, what, what fight it was. I'm sure people in the chat that watch combat sports, especially the ufc, on a consistent basis. I remember seeing him come out one fight, I can't remember who he was fighting, but as soon as, as soon as ref said get it on, he flew out and threw a punch or he threw a flying kick or a flying knee, something like that. So I haven't seen him do it since then. But I think the fact that he has such a long layoff, Uncle Joe, you know, five years and the adrenaline rush and, and then there was no calmness to him. And I just don't think the knee was able to hold up and withstand with him exerting that much energy right off jump. That's the only thing I could think of. Unky blew his knee out. Yeah, if, if you watch the replay
Uncle Joe
in slow motion, that's what it looks like.
Ocho
Oh, here, here's my question. Ooh. Well, damn. Ain't you been training for the past, what, two months or so, you know, ain't you been kicking? Ain't you been boxing? Huh?
Uncle Joe
He's been trading longer than that, I'm
Ocho
saying, for him to listen, listen though. But for him to start to fight the way that he did, hell, I was like, damn, what the hell kind of out here doing. He must got some new, some new tricks up his sleeve.
Uncle Joe
I think the fight you're talking about, Ocho, is the fight he had with Jose Aldo. Is that Aldo charged him, he backed up, caught him with a left, and then finished him with hammer fist. I think that's the fight that it was quick. Yeah, but when I look at, when I look at this, Joe, you're absolutely right. And he said it before, it's like his life changed. First of all, he got life altering money when he fought Ford Mayweather in 2017. Then he starts a whiskey brand, he sells 50, 60 of that for 300 million. So now I got $300 million, Ocho. One day I'm getting food, I'm fighting in the ufc, and, and I'm making good money, don't get me wrong. But 300 million is life altering. Even if you making 10, 15 million dollars a fight per fight, you're only fighting at most twice a year. So now just think, in a matter of six months, I got $300 million at my disposal. Now it's hard for you to get up and train when you got silk pajamas and milk sleep slippers and you live in an ivory tower because all of a sudden getting punched and kicked and choked, it don't seem as appealing as it once did.
Ocho
It, hey, it takes, it takes.
Uncle Joe
That's why you gotta take you. When guys start. Think about it, Mayweather was making all this money, 20, 30, 40 million, and he still trained like he was broke. Yeah, it's not like the old days, Ocho, when I said guys used to fight three, four times a year, if a guy didn't get knocked out, Ocho, that joke was, even if he got knocked out, he was still fighting two, three times a year. If you won and didn't get no bruise, you fighting four times times of the year because the money wasn't like it is. So now all of a sudden you get life altering money in a span of six weeks, six months, it changes your perception. Are you still as hungry? Can you still fight like you broke, like you destitute. Now, look, he's not the most skilled. He, look, he's a striker. And if you go look at anybody, when they get him on the mat, they keep him there for the rain the remainder of the round and they gas him out. Look at Khabib did it, everybody. That's how they beat him. Now, if you stand up there and try to trade blows with him, you probably, probably gonna knock you out. So he's not versatile. And the one thing that you got, you don't got to be great at any one thing. In ufc, you got to be good at a lot of disciplines. You got to be able to wrestle, you got to be able to strike, you got to be able to snuff a takedown. You got to be able to get up, you got to be good, good, not great. Now, you get a guy like Jon Jones and he's damn near great at everything, or you get a guy like a St. Pierre, great. But this is, man, this is so anticlimactic. It's almost, you know, to be like Joe Ocho if the super bowl and the quarterback, the first player of the game gets the injury, gets a, gets the injured. He's out for the game.
Ocho
Yeah.
Joe
Hey, I'm glad you just said that, Uncle Joe. 2005.
Ocho
Yeah.
Joe
Yeah, Joe. First playoff game, Cincinnati. Carson Palmer dropped back. Those are 50 yard bomb. First play of the game to Chris Henry.
Uncle Joe
Yeah.
Joe
I look back, first play, he out, torn acl.
Uncle Joe
So just, just, just think about how you felt in a playoff game. And now imagine that's the Super Bowl. You'd have been crack. It's like, you know, the first player of the game and the best player in the basketball game.
Ocho
Yeah.
Uncle Joe
And he's out for the remainder of the game. So basically, he's gonna be out for the remainder of the series. In your situation, Joe, it's the remainder of the series if it happened games one or if it gave. If it's game seven, man.
Joe
Hey, hey, hey.
Ocho
I agree with you, though. I think it is hard when, you know, when you kind of fat, full and that edge is gone a little bit.
Joe
Yeah.
Ocho
You know what I mean? So, so, so your training regimen may not be as strict as normal. Maybe he took Buddy for granted, but I think, hey, Holloway took it easy on him because, hell, he could have really, he really could have put his lights out quick.
Uncle Joe
Quick.
Angela Yee
Yeah, yeah.
Joe
I mean, sportsmanship.
Uncle Joe
I think he kind of knew something wasn't right. They got history because I, I, I thought I Tweeted. I was like, man, why does man keep slipping? Hey, bro, I'm thinking the floor. I'm thinking. Because I. Look, I know I don't been to. I don't been to a UFC fight. They go in the ring and they dried up there. I mean, look, obviously there's blood on the. And sweat especially, but I'm like, I ain't never seen them. And then, you see, they white. They dry their feet off when. Before they get into the ring.
Ocho
And.
Uncle Joe
And so I was like, why is this man slipping like that? Because you can't see it in real time. I mean, you. They had to go back and slow show it down in slow motion for you to see what actually happened. But I was just like, but, damn, he slipped again. I was like, why is this man slipping so much?
Ocho
Listen, man, that's why it's so important, bro, to have to stay composed, be calm in big situations, mean any type of sporting event. Because once you get in there, bro, like, how the hell he start off with a flying kick? I'm like, damn. You know what I mean?
Uncle Joe
That's normally not him.
Ocho
Huh?
Uncle Joe
That's normally not him.
Ocho
That's what I'm saying. So, like, he didn't come in there, like, you know, just. Just, you know, probably a little bit more relaxed. Like, you come flying out your corner
Uncle Joe
with a kick, bro.
Ocho
Come on.
Joe
You know what? That's my bad. You know who did that? Started right off with that flow with a flying knee. That was.
Uncle Joe
Did that to be an asker.
Joe
My bad.
Uncle Joe
Oh, yeah, you talking about Ben Asker when he flew and called him and knocked him out with a flying knee?
Joe
Yeah, that's my bad. My bad. Sorry about that.
Uncle Joe
No, and when.
Ocho
And when you had that type of injury that he had, you can't play through that, bro.
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Uncle Joe
No, no, no, no.
Ocho
You can't play that off.
Uncle Joe
You got no stability, and you can't fight with him. I mean. No, it's over. It's over. It's over. After that. Yeah, I just. Oh, my God. Look. And I feel bad. I feel bad because there were some great matches tonight. Gable Stevenson, he won his ufc. He won. Did a great job on his guy, but so many people, this is what they paid to see. Yeah. Conor McGregor.
Joe
Yeah.
Uncle Joe
Conor McGregor is the biggest draw in UFC history, and it's not close.
Joe
Yeah, easily.
Uncle Joe
It's not close. I'm not saying he the best fighter. I said he's the biggest draw. Nobody moves the needle in the history of the UFC like Conor McGregor. Go ahead.
Joe
I got one. Hey, Joe. And I'll think about this. Think if you take Conor McGregor's personality, right, with his personality, his cachet, his presence, his aura, his word play, his mannerisms, his charisma, and you put into a Jon Jones, what the hell you think would happen? Can you imagine John Jones? Not only does he fight the way he fights, but he had all those intangibles that come.
Uncle Joe
Yeah, John is a guy. John got a switch.
Ocho
Yeah, I know.
Uncle Joe
He different that that. No, no, he. He's.
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Joe
If he had that other dynamic, I
Uncle Joe
mean, to go along with it, I mean, that's like, well, I'm gonna give. I'm gonna give Ali Mike Tyson's tenacity.
Joe
Exactly.
Uncle Joe
So you. I mean, but if you look at Conor and what he's done, nobody's a bigger draw. And, you know, maybe, yeah, they could have had him on the. You on the White House card, but for what? It's kind of like, look, I understand that the Cowboys are grandfathered in because in the Thanksgiving, anybody that plays on Thanksgiving is going to do a huge number because guess what? Everybody's off from work, for the most part. Off from work. And they're sitting around watching television.
Ocho
Yep.
Uncle Joe
So you can put anybody there and they're going to do a big number. They're like, you know what? We gonna save him and let him do his own thing in Vegas. And you see the buzz that it created. Everybody's talking about it. Connor's back, Conor's back, Conor's back. Everybody wanted to see. But it's hard. And we talked about this all the time. Ocho, you got to continue to sharpen that knife. You take. Think about this. You take five, tell me the profession that you can take five years off and be as sharp as you were when you left. Look how Jordan. As great as Jordan was. Jordan wasn't the Jordan that left. When he came back the first time.
Ocho
Facts.
Uncle Joe
He was not. It took him. He had a game or two, but. But that was a year and a half. Now imagine taking five years off. Yeah, you're five years older. Your skills. Because it's not like he. Look here, it wasn't like he was training. He was enjoying himself. He's driving lambos, he's on yachts, he's jet setting, going from place to place to place. But I, I, I, I. And it's hard to say. Now, Chad, I know y' all are like, it's hard to Feel sorry, but I do, because, you know, you come back, if you get beat, I get beat. I can live with that.
Ocho
Yeah.
Uncle Joe
But, damn. A minute into the fight and it's over because I. I suffer a knee injury that is so. That is so anticlimactic. And I. And Dana, I know Dana's just like, damn, what kind of luck I had tonight with this.
Ocho
Yeah.
Angela Yee
Yeah.
Joe
I mean, that sucks. But. But. But as an athlete. As an athlete, I think you can. You can kind of understand there's certain things that out of your control. You know, it's put all the work in, and then it's time to play. Or in. In this instance tonight, it's time to actually fight, and all that work you put in is down the drain because of an injury that's really out of your control. I mean, it sucks for the people, especially those that. That were excited, like myself, excited to watch him fight. It sucks for those that actually paid to go to Vegas, you know, to. To watch the fight. But outside of that, listen, I. I remember that. I remember the memories. I remember all the good memories.
Uncle Joe
Unbelievable.
Ocho
Yeah.
Uncle Joe
That bad day, he was at the deos and at the desk, and they had all the fighters. He was, like, at the bottom row, and they had people behind him, and he was talking to somebody. Started talking. He turned around. Who the are you, man? He just had a way. Him and Floyd, I do think some of the things that he and Floyd was saying kind of crossed the line, so you have to be careful with that.
Ocho
Yeah.
Uncle Joe
But hey, to Joe Frazier, he probably thought Ali crossed the line with some of the things that he said to him.
Ocho
Absolutely.
Uncle Joe
Absolutely. With that being said, there's one fight to be made that'll be the biggest fight in UFC history. Was that.
Ocho
Who?
Uncle Joe
Jon Jones and the Cameroonian assassin, Francis Ngannou. That's the only fight that matters. Now, Chad, let me know what y' all think.
Ocho
Hey, hey, hey, hold on. Hold up. Do y' all think realistically that's gonna happen?
Uncle Joe
Hey, if. If they want it to happen? Because you see.
Joe
Yeah.
Uncle Joe
Hey, Mayweather fault Conor McGregor. Why? Because they wanted it to happen. There's too much money involved for it not. And they've been going back and forth. Francis and John been going back and forth.
Ocho
Yeah.
Uncle Joe
For instance, Nganu tweeted something, somebody, he's the baddest man. Jon Jones tweeted back, the baddest man from across the street, Francis tweeted back, said, we'll cross the street. You know what I'm saying?
Ocho
Okay.
Uncle Joe
I say I'm the baddest man. I'm on one side. You say you the baddest man on the other side. Cross the street and we'll settle it.
Ocho
Yeah. Yeah.
Uncle Joe
Dana, that's the only fight that you can be. That's. That's the only fight that can happen.
Joe
This is the funny thing. This is the only fight that can happen. Obviously, this is the fight that all the people want to see. Heavyweights, Jon Jones, Francis. But the money for Jon Jones, it has to make sense. It has to be right. That's been the issue with, with Dana White, if I'm not mistaken. You can correct me if I'm wrong with him. And the, the, the disconnect between him and Jon Jones is him to come back and fight in the ufc, the money has to make sense for what he's done, not only for the sport, but also being undefeated.
Uncle Joe
Yes. Look, I get it, everybody talking about Tom Aspinall, but Tom Aspinall did not look good against Cyril Gan. And just because he didn't. And I get this, I understand Styles may fight and just because someone didn't look good against Garne, that doesn't mean. But just think about what Cyril gone just did, and just think about what Jon Jones did to him after being away from the game. Yeah, Jon Jones is a different type of animal. Now, we all know Ngannou is heavy handed. Very heavy handed. That is a ginormous ass, man.
Ocho
Yeah.
Uncle Joe
I mean, I sat down and interviewed with him, Ocho and Joe. Yeah, he a. He265 and he is he lucky. I tell you what, he built like Miles Garrett.
Ocho
Damn.
Uncle Joe
That's what he, that's what he, that's what he looks like up close. Miles Garrett.
Angela Yee
Yeah,
Uncle Joe
he not technically, he not technical. He's a striker. But you got to be great to beat John. You got to be. Hey, you got to be on your game because, look, he ain't really a strike when he. Look, we striking. He looking to set something up. Yeah, he looking to take you down. He used to hit you, eat you. He gonna kick, he gonna get you with a kick. He gonna get closer to you. You're gonna get you with a spinning elbow. He gonna elbow you in your face. That's what he's. That's what all he's doing. He's just doing that to loosen you up. He ain't, he ain't trying to do no damage.
Joe
I got a question for you though. Huh? You think about this though, right? When's the last time Jon Jones been in the ring?
Uncle Joe
Last Time he fought. He fought Cyril Gone probably two years ago.
Joe
Okay, two years ago, you think the inactivity for two years and he comes back and it just so happened he gets the opportunity to fight Francis. Who you going for?
Uncle Joe
Who am I going for? Until I see somebody beat that man with my own two eyes, I can't pick against Johnny Jones even with a two year layoff. He's been office for 40 months. I'm not picking against that man, Ocho. Okay, listen, what about you, Ocho?
Ocho
Who you got?
Joe
I mean, obviously I'm gonna go with the person that's undefeated. I'm gonna go. I'll be just curious to hear what Unc's answer would be because most of the time, you know, Unc would, Would favor. Wouldn't be in to favor someone that's been laid off or had.
Uncle Joe
I watched him be laid off and do what he did to Serial Gone. Yeah, he ran through Serial Gone. I. I watched him. And, and, and people say, well, Stipe was old. I don't know how old he was. Jon Jones beat his ass. I don't know how old he was, but he was old enough to get in the ring and fight. And John's whipped him.
Ocho
Yeah.
Uncle Joe
And I saw. And everybody saw what Zero. What? What? What? How Cyril Gone looked this last fight. And everybody saw what Jon Jones did to him after a layoff. I ain't betting against Jon Jones. I'm not, I'm not.
Joe
Joe, how much. How much we could pay you to get in there with John Jones joke?
Ocho
Yeah, I know my limitations, Uncle Ocho.
Uncle Joe
Man, that man got an 84 inch reach. 84 inches. He's six four, 84 inches.
Joe
Joe got him. I know Joe will put him to sleep. Huh, Joe?
Ocho
I put your ass asleep for sure. I know I do that. Hey, stop trying to throw me off on Jon Jones, all that.
Uncle Joe
Hey, you want that? Hey, I can set that up. I get Dana, I get Dana. We go to the apex. They got an octagon and everything over there. Got a boxing ring too.
Ocho
Hey, set it up for me.
Uncle Joe
Hey, when you.
Joe
Hey, when you say put me to sleep, I mean. And you, you talk about like, see,
Ocho
see, for the chat. I ain't gonna, I ain't gonna lump you up. And for Uncle, I ain't gonna lump you up because I know you're gonna need. But I'm gonna choke your little ass out. That what I'm doing. I'm gonna grab it. I'm gonna grab it little ass and choke him out. That what we'll Do God damn. Oh, oh, you see the one dude got choked out. He looked up, he like, damn, it's over with. Yeah, man, that man choke you out here. What the hell you got going on down
Uncle Joe
that. Hey, that's what happens when you go unconscious. Hey, sometimes, Joe, they start fighting the referee. It's over.
Ocho
Hey, bro, UFC is a different sport, man.
Uncle Joe
They will literally put you to sleep.
Ocho
Partner, you out there playing.
Uncle Joe
That's.
Joe
Yeah, I'm glad. I'm glad, you know, I'm glad. You know what we would do you what?
Ocho
Hey, man, I thought he broke dude neck, dude. Hey, they tapped dude.
Uncle Joe
He looked up like, damn, it's over with.
Ocho
Yeah, it's over, man. That man.
Uncle Joe
And they got so many different. Man, look here. They got so many different. I remember the first. I went to the very first ufc. It was held in Denver. The first two were held in Denver. That's with Horst Gracie. Because this Jiu jitsu, it came from that, the Gracie family. Because back then, Joe, there was no weight classes. You fought and you keep fighting until the end of the night. So you might have to fight three times in the night in order to get to the chip.
Ocho
Yes.
Uncle Joe
And there was no weight. So a guy 130 might be fighting the guy. 265.
Ocho
Damn.
Uncle Joe
And I was like, hey, man. And he had on his gi.
Ocho
Yeah, like, man.
Uncle Joe
And if I'm not mistaken, I think he fought Kim. Kim Shamrock. I think that's what he fought. Chad. Look it up. 1993 in Denver, Colorado, is a McNichols Arena. That's what the Nuggets used to play. Used to play called McNichols.
Ocho
Yeah.
Uncle Joe
Then they changed the name to the Pepsi Center. I don't know what it's called now, but Chad, look it up. 1993, man. This little old dude joke. I was like, man, why he laying down like that? Hey. Next thing you know. Well, I got it. He got him. Little old dude. Little. Little. The Gracie family. I mean, all of it's got a henzo. I think he got a brother named. I'm trying to think all. But, hey, they started it. Yeah, all that jujitsu.
Joe
That.
Uncle Joe
That's them. Yeah, man, please.
Ocho
They serious with it?
Uncle Joe
Oh, yes, yes. Oh, it's called. It's called Ballerina now. Okay, but, man, I just. Hey, if I'm not mistaken, I think Drake bet a million dollars that Conor was gonna win.
Ocho
Get out of here. He lost that. So they look him gone. But he good. He good. He good, though. He good for it.
Uncle Joe
But see, that's the thing. You see how quick Ocho now look, if the man, if the thing go three, four, five rounds get beat. Okay, I can live with that. Yo, Ocho, 30 seconds on some bull job like that, man.
Ocho
I'm telling y', all, I'm thinking like, damn. Connor must got a different game plan. He must want to wrestle tonight or something.
Uncle Joe
No, no, no, no. It's hard to change up. That's why guys, if you see a lot of these guys going to Dagestan, they go into fight with Khabib group over there because they just a different animal. What you call them thinking about? I was like, I asked Daniel if he think about sending his son, but his son's a football player and he's
Ocho
a wrestler over there wrestling grizzlies and all that.
Uncle Joe
Yeah, yeah. That's where they go. That's all they do. That's all you do, wrestle.
Ocho
And we should do that, man. We should go.
Uncle Joe
Yes.
Ocho
What y' all think we go rap, we go over there and wrestle a grizzly with Khabib now?
Uncle Joe
No, I'm good.
Joe
We ain't got to go over there. Y' all got a zoo right there. Damn.
Ocho
That I'm talking about.
Uncle Joe
You better get one. Yeah, I get. Okay, I give me one of them little four month old cuz I ain't messing with. I ain't messing with one of them thousand pounds, eight foot stand on his hind leg. Grizzly with clothes like machete.
Ocho
Hell no.
Joe
Yeah. Hey, we don't need to fly with it's backers. Yeah, we ain't got a joe.
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We got, we got bears right at the Atlanta.
Ocho
They don't get it. They don't understand it.
Uncle Joe
They don't understand the official language of
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Joe
Just get up under him.
Uncle Joe
Patty the baddie earned a statement victory over get back into the win column, beating St. Denis in the first round submission in less than a minute. St. Denis shot for a takedown in the opening seconds of the fight, giving Pimblett an opening to lock a guillotine choke. Moments later, during the scramble on the mat, Pimlet transitioned to a the arch choke and ended the fight with 52 seconds, the second fastest the arts choke submission in UFC history. He needed this because he was supposed to fight Peoria. Yeah, no, he was supposed to fight. What's the guy name? Justin Gaethje. He was supposed to. Ilia Tempor. He was supposed to fight temporary because ended up because Gaethje beat Patty and then because the winner of that. I guess the winner of that was supposed to fight on the. Two of the. On the. The 250. The. The. The u. The. The White House.
Joe
White House.
Uncle Joe
But Gaethje won and so he ended up fighting. So Patty needed this. Patty was on the road, though. I. I like him. I. Look, he can sell a fight too. Maybe it's something. I don't know. I. I think he's Irish as well, but it's just something about those guys, he come to fight, he give you everything he got. And this was. This. This was quick. That's what I be doing. I'll be trying to get up out of there. I ain't trying to go. I ain't trying to go. Five minutes, 15 minutes, 20 minutes, I'm trying to get it up out of there.
Ocho
Hey, penny roll, buddy boy. He put him in. I don't know what type of move he had him in, but he put him to sleep.
Uncle Joe
Yeah, but see, that's. That's the thing that you got to be careful of, Joe. You shoot, and all of a sudden, they get you in a. They get you in a.
Ocho
A, a.
Uncle Joe
A front choke or a rear naked choke or a triangle choke. Man, they got all kind of joke. Hold on.
Ocho
But, hell, hey, ain't you trained to get about all that?
Uncle Joe
Not when they get that thing locked in, you ain't. Hey, when they get the feet locked in and clutch on your joke, yeah. You know how you be locked. You know what I'm saying, Joe? You know, you be locked in. That's what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying? You ain't be locked in, Joe.
Ocho
I don't know. I don't know. I don't be locked in.
Uncle Joe
He don't know now. He don't know. Hey, Patty's English.
Ocho
Don't tell him what?
Joe
Ocho, I was telling. Don't tell Joe nothing about the ground game because he's steadily doing all that talking, not understanding. You know, I was. I was a 6A, you know, wrestling champ my junior year in high school. Yeah, yeah.
Uncle Joe
So you think you got good technique?
Joe
Hey, Joe, I got great ground game. I was. I was like khabib before Khabib.
Ocho
Joe, all I'm saying is you might be good, but you can't mess with me. That's all I'm saying.
Joe
You know, the funny thing is, is, like, my game is well rounded because I'm, like, good at everything, but I'm probably the best striker you'll ever like.
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Uncle Joe
You.
Ocho
You're a good boxer, but you can wrap everything.
Uncle Joe
You got a great chance in the ufc, because that's what you got to be. You got to be good at a lot of different disciplines.
Joe
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, Joe, you might want to take back everything you don't say to me before I see you in public.
Ocho
Man. Listen, I want you to take this as a threat. I'm gonna choke your little ass out, and you'll keep my name out your mouth. I promise you that matter of fact.
Joe
Hey, hey, Joe, I'm in New York.
Uncle Joe
When you.
Ocho
Partner, I know what room you in and everything. Don't worry.
Uncle Joe
When you.
Ocho
When you hear me, knock at the door. Room service. Yeah, I got a knuckle sandwich for your little ass. Yeah.
Uncle Joe
Hey, you hit with the. You hit with the movie line. Room service.
Ocho
Yeah. Room service. Yeah, I got a knuckle sandwich for his little ass.
Uncle Joe
Hey, soon as he open the door,
Joe
come on down here with your baby.
Uncle Joe
I don't know why people. I don't know why people fall for that. You know damn well you ain't order no room service, but you open the door talking about, or you go put, you know, back in the Google. Peep through the peephole in there.
Ocho
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got something.
Uncle Joe
But now this. Look, Patty. Patty look good. I don't know what Gaethje's gonna do. He had that outstanding win over Ilia Tempora, so I don't know what he's gonna do. Ilya gonna take some time. He gonna take some time to cover Fractured Orbital, all that stuff.
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Uncle Joe
He's out.
Ocho
Out.
Uncle Joe
He might be out until. I don't know. Hey, Joe, he might not be ready to go until 27. Who is this? The guy that you. Justin Gaethje on Freedom 250.
Ocho
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uncle Joe
The one that got beat. Justin Gates. You beat the brain. He ended up on the stool.
Ocho
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe
He went to the hospital.
Uncle Joe
That's what I'm saying. No, I'm saying he ended on his. Dude like the country. Nah, we're not. No, no, we good. We good. We good.
Joe
Yeah.
Uncle Joe
So he. He ain't fighting. Cause, Joe, you broke yours. Yours was worse than mine. I ended up getting. I got a. A plate in mind, and I ended up getting a new plate. I did it in 95, then got a new. Got it redone in 2008.
Ocho
What you mean you got it redone?
Joe
What's wrong with it?
Uncle Joe
I ended up getting an infection. Listen to my sister. I was using the neti Pot.
Ocho
Yeah.
Uncle Joe
For sinuses. And I ended up pushing the infection, and it got trapped inside that plate.
Ocho
Oh, man.
Uncle Joe
So the net depart over for. And then I got to be careful blowing my nose, because if I blow my nose too hard, my nose will start bleeding. Then I got that problem. You know what I'm saying? So I have to be real careful. That's why. You know, a lot of times when people say, well, man, what you doing? You must be taking a bump of cocaine. When I go off camera, I said, no, I'm just wiping my nose. I can't blow it. Because the last thing I need to do is just. Now I got a nosebleed. The whole thing. And I got. Got to put, what you call them up my nose.
Ocho
Yeah, I. When I broke mine, it was kind of. It had my skin bulging out like that.
Joe
So.
Ocho
Yeah. I got 18 screws, three plates. Yeah. Titanium. Yeah.
Joe
Yeah, I know. I know exactly what side it's the strong.
Ocho
This is the stronger side. Yeah.
Joe
Listen, I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna crush.
Ocho
What. First off, you ain't even gonna touch me, partner.
Joe
Decide what it. With a titanium at.
Uncle Joe
So you. You don't really have no problem, Joe, like, blowing your nose or anything.
Ocho
Nah.
Uncle Joe
But when it.
Ocho
You know, when it get cold outside. The winter months.
Uncle Joe
Yeah.
Ocho
Like. Or when I'm getting a haircut. And he started trimming over on this left side, like, my face started tingle a little bit.
Uncle Joe
Joe. That's my. That's what my side. Mine on the left side.
Ocho
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That left side got me, boy.
Uncle Joe
Okay, man, I. I mean, I blew my nose one time, man,
Ocho
Bad.
Uncle Joe
What? I blew my nose, Joe. That just, like, just started gushing.
Ocho
Damn. Nah, I ain't. Man, I ain't had.
Uncle Joe
So I. I ain't gonna tell y' all what I had to use to stop it.
Joe
Your shirt.
Ocho
Nope.
Uncle Joe
I had. I had to use. I had to use what the women use.
Ocho
Yep. All right. Yeah.
Joe
Put in your nose.
Uncle Joe
Yes. How else could I.
Joe
Wait. Hey, Joe.
Ocho
And they think I got that Southern nose. He got that. He got. He got that little one with the wide nostrils.
Uncle Joe
He can.
Ocho
You know what I mean? Like, you got that little beat. You got that little beak nose over there.
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Ocho
You know. Yeah. You know black folk, man. We got. We got them big four nose. You know what I'm saying?
Uncle Joe
Yeah.
Ocho
Damn, man. Said he had to put a Damn. Yeah.
Uncle Joe
Quicker pick up there, man. Hey, we should have had a picture, man. You think I'm gonna let somebody take a picture of that? Hell, no.
Joe
Hey, what a graphic. Hey, what a graphic team at. I know they can see this, man. Y' all gotta make that easy.
Uncle Joe
I tell you what, if they like their job at Nightcap, they won't be making a graphic like that.
Joe
I make it, then I make it.
Uncle Joe
If they like their job. England defeated Norway 2 to 1, an extra time. Bellingham. Jude Bellingham scored twice for the second time in the tournament to lead England to the semifinals. Man, that guy don't go on. Norway Goalie man, that Joe got hands like deandre Ayton. Twice he. Twice he had the ball right. His head, Joe.
Ocho
Oh. Oh.
Joe
The problem is, you gotta understand how fast that ball hold up.
Ocho
He trying to catch the ball versus just hitting it out of play. When you're trying to catch it, you don't catch anybody. Oh, man, we in trouble.
Uncle Joe
He was in trouble
Joe
again.
Uncle Joe
Bellingham. Jude Bellingham, that is. He scored twice for the second time. Ocho. The question is, did England's first goal hit the. The sky cam wire?
Joe
You know, what they. You know, I heard somebody say he hit the sky cam wire, but I don't.
Ocho
I don't think.
Joe
Even if it didn't, I don't think it would have affected anything, you know? No. In general, hitting, hitting the sky cam wire, and that goal have nothing to
Uncle Joe
do with each other.
Ocho
Part of the game, ain't it?
Joe
I mean, not really part of the game, but most of the time, they can say, oh. Because it make. They can say, oh. It was an advantage on why you scored the goal. But the damn. Damn Skywire ain't had nothing to do with that. But I know. I got one question. I don't know what the hell. Jewel Bellingham. I know he's good.
Uncle Joe
Yeah.
Joe
I know he's in the mid, you know, for real Madrid, but I don't know what he ate before this goddamn World Cup. But he's been playing all world. Like the top player that we already know he is. I mean, dude. I mean, he's balling. He sees he saved them last game. He saved him again today.
Uncle Joe
He'd be looking at that. That ricochet. The Ocho. Damn. He always. He always somewhere that ball car him. That ball always in the right place,
Ocho
right spots at the right time, or
Uncle Joe
he find the ball. Whatever the case is, he find the damn ball. I'm like, damn. And I know Norway's gonna be saying, hold on. Norway had a goal, but they said Holland shoved the guy that went back to. To the bar, I guess. Bar video, you know, assisted replay or something like that. Is that what it is?
Joe
Yeah.
Ocho
Yeah.
Uncle Joe
Yeah. And so. But he. The guy wasn't in no hurry to get his ass up, Ocho, because Holland did shove it, and he just laid down. I let. Man, get your ass up. They still playing. He like, nah. Cause I want him to go back and look at this. If they do score, he didn't make no attempt to get his ass up off that ground.
Joe
Hey, this is. I mean, Jew first goal. That first goal was so. It was so Dope, man. Joe, man, he had a perfect touch. I mean, the touch. In order to even score the goal, he had to touch it the right way. He got that ball off his left
Uncle Joe
foot, man, Right through the wickets.
Joe
Yeah, man, he been balling. He's been playing really well.
Ocho
Yeah, great. Great World cup run for Holland, bro. In Norway.
Uncle Joe
Yeah.
Joe
Wait, so, hey, that mean. Don't that mean in England? England gotta face, what, Argentina now? No.
Uncle Joe
France plays. Yes, England and Argentina,
Joe
man. Hey, this might be. This might be England.
Ocho
I think so.
Joe
You have been saying it's coming home since 1960.
Uncle Joe
Guess what, Ocho, huh? NBA.
Joe
You like who?
Uncle Joe
I. I like Messi. But guess what? I'm NBA now. Anybody but Argentina.
Joe
Why? What.
Uncle Joe
What you.
Joe
What's wrong with Argentina? But I'm asking why. Why the change of heart? Cause you was arguing me down about Messi being.
Uncle Joe
That don't change anything. But I don't want them to celebrate no more. I want heartbreak for them.
Ocho
Damn. Damn.
Joe
Okay. Why the change of heart, though? I'm just curious.
Uncle Joe
Hey, I had a John Q moment.
Ocho
I think fr. Friends gonna get him, huh?
Uncle Joe
I hope so. Hold on. France play Argentina or. Or Argentina play England?
Joe
Well, I thought the two gay. I thought outside for the two games tonight.
Uncle Joe
Aba. Anybody but Argentina.
Joe
Chat.
Uncle Joe
What? Who played?
Joe
No, Chat.
Uncle Joe
Holland. Oh, Holland picked up 20 million. 20 million. Subs, too.
Ocho
Damn.
Uncle Joe
He did 20 million. What you call him is almost at 29 million now, boy.
Ocho
International superstar. Now, any man
Joe
who that. Well, he was already a superstar, Boy, he been cutting the food over there, man.
Ocho
He's international now, but he got two.
Uncle Joe
I mean, think about it. Ocho, he got 20. He picked up 20 million since the start of the World Cup.
Joe
It may depend. What. What was he. What was he at?
Uncle Joe
Already he had like 43 million. Now he had 63. Oh, boy. Was at 46, 000. Now he's almost at 29 million.
Ocho
Oh, he having a good time, too.
Uncle Joe
Oh, Messy. Messy. Got 1 million. He picked up a million. But he got 511 million. He got there.
Joe
You know who has the most?
Uncle Joe
Yeah, Ronaldo, 670.
Joe
Yeah.
Ocho
Oh, look, Here you go. Yeah, here you go.
Joe
Oh, man. Ain't no game tomorrow.
Uncle Joe
No, it's Ocho. That was the last. This was the last for the semifinals here.
Joe
I'm mad. Okay, so a Tuesday. Oh, Tuesday. We got France and Spain at three.
Uncle Joe
No, they got.
Ocho
They.
Uncle Joe
They got a tournament. They got one game in. In Atlanta on Wednesday, I think.
Joe
What game?
Uncle Joe
Either. Argentina.
Joe
Well, it got to be Argentina and England.
Uncle Joe
No, Fred. Somebody Somebody played in Atlanta, if I'm not mistaken, on Wednesday.
Joe
I just told you. Argentina.
Uncle Joe
England in Atlanta, right?
Joe
Yeah. Say yeah. On July 16th.
Uncle Joe
No, Argentina's in Atlanta. Yes.
Joe
Yeah. July 15th, 3 o'.
Ocho
Clock.
Joe
Mercedes Benz.
Uncle Joe
I want friend. I want Mbappe. I want Mbappe to get the outstanding player. I want him to get the Golden Boot. I want him to get everything.
Ocho
And he probably gonna get it, too. He got a great chance. So they gonna probably play. They gonna probably end up playing. Who, Who y' all think? Argentina in the finals?
Joe
I think. I think England gonna be Argentina. I. I just. I. I think as long as Argentina
Uncle Joe
don't win it on five, Mexican score five goals. As long as the teams go six and beat them. Good, good.
Ocho
That's why they gonna win again. That's why they gonna win. I probably bet my money on Argentina now.
Uncle Joe
Don't do that, Joe. Just before the half, Norway had a prime opportunity to break with striker. Alexander failed to deliver a clear pass to an open Holland. Later, the team was down 2 1. Holland had to play the final 15 minutes of the match. After Holland was subbed out, coach confirmed after the match he knew Holland was finished, indicating the replacement was mainly down to him emptying the tank and having dead legs. Holland did not score against England, with it being the first World cup knockout match in which he failed to find the net. Because I wonder why I'm trying to think of, you know, because I. I look at everything through the sports lens. I'm like, okay, right, A top player that's not injured. Oo, you coming out the game? The last 15 minutes of the game, Joe, you coming out the game? The last 15 minutes of the game.
Ocho
Yeah.
Uncle Joe
But you say he have. Hey, he have nothing done, huh? He's on. He's on. He's on fumes.
Joe
Yeah. By the time they get to the 70th, the 70, the 70th minute, 5th minute, or 76, this is normally when those subs start happening, especially for somebody like Holland, who's running and battling as much as much as he is against those center backs. Yeah, yeah, that. That was about right. That's about time, because he's just out there on fumes and he really not giving you enough. So you got to get somebody in
Uncle Joe
there with fresh legs because he went, he go. He went. 90 minutes plus an extra seven, eight. Then he goes another 15.
Ocho
Yeah, you gotta be in some real shape, boy, to play soccer. Boy, I'm tired. I was tired just watching their ass.
Joe
I. I don't. I don't know how to say dude's name. But he was very selfish when he had. When he. They were up. They were up 1 0, and they could have. They could have made it 2 0. And instead he tried to take a shot himself and tried to take it on.
Ocho
Yeah.
Joe
Why he wide open, Joe to his left. And I see a lot of people saying, oh, well, there was John Stones, who was the center back at the time, was in a good position. No, nobody's ever in a good position. You know, obviously, when you're attacking, you got to use your mind.
Ocho
Yeah.
Joe
You got to use your iq. If anything, go wide and force him to open up a little bit. If you open up a little bit, it creates more space for Holland to be able to. To do something else. I mean, he understands the movement based on what you do as a. As an attacker. But, man, dude, really, he wanted to take it on himself. He could have made the game.
Ocho
He gonna be hated for a little while. Ocho behind that boy.
Uncle Joe
Yeah, he hogged the ball.
Joe
I mean, what is you doing the World Cup?
Uncle Joe
I'm trying to give me a goal, too. I want to tell my kids I score.
Ocho
You don't wanna. You don't want to win so we can continue to keep playing.
Uncle Joe
Hey, I get this goal. We gonna win.
Ocho
Hey, he did.
Uncle Joe
He did. O Joe. He did. He damn sure did.
Ocho
Hey, we talk about the bas. Football guys, the soccer guys, they don't like that man himself in the man get. Damn, why you get up and he
Uncle Joe
your best player anytime normally. If that's your best player. If that's. If Holland is their best player. Yeah, if that. If that's Messi, if that's Ronaldo, if that's somebody, man, kick that ball head and let him get that shot up.
Ocho
That ain't you. Come on, bro.
Joe
Funny thing about it too, is you got the dude dribbling. I don't know how to say his last name. And you have Jon Stones. He's in a really good position. He's in between the person dribbling the ball. And in Holland, all you got to do is take him away from. Take him away from Holland. Dribble to the near post, and it opens up the space for Holland to give you a chance to get.
Uncle Joe
You know, I was trying to open up the space for me.
Joe
You got to think, man, we trying.
Uncle Joe
We trying to do.
Ocho
We trying to do something for our country. This is how we have to talk to you, uncle. We trying to do something for the country, man. Come on, make the right play, man.
Uncle Joe
So we can keep playing Bingo.
Joe
There you go, Joe. Make the. Make the right play.
Uncle Joe
That was it. Me doing what I did. That was the right play for me.
Ocho
It got blocked.
Joe
They got you.
Uncle Joe
See? Now, if I'd have made the shot, y' all to say, man, that was a hell of a play by Shay. Absolutely.
Ocho
But there you go.
Uncle Joe
Hey, it just. Hey, hey, hey.
Ocho
I always tell cats, man, take that shot with confidence. Hell, if you miss, he may say something. But if you make it, hell, he ain't gonna say nothing.
Uncle Joe
But, see, yeah, that's what I'm saying right there. Y' all don't want me to greet. See, Y' all don't want me to be great. Y' all don't want me to get that hero's welcome when I get back. Y' all want that for the. Hey, I want my own float. Hey, hey, hey, you.
Ocho
You got. Your man's over here going hollering.
Angela Yee
He.
Ocho
He been. He been kicking, you know? I mean, go. Go feed your man, man. Let him eat. You gonna eat, too.
Uncle Joe
Yeah, y' all don't. Y' all don't want me on my own.
Joe
Not everybody going.
Uncle Joe
You see what I'm saying, Joe? Y' all want to be on my floor. Y' all want me to be on your floor with y'.
Ocho
All.
Uncle Joe
I want to be on my own car, see?
Ocho
Hey, hey, but listen, if we keep playing, hell, we get to the finals, and you. You never know. Maybe you will be the hero.
Uncle Joe
But damn, we won't know. Y' all gonna want me to pass it to Holland?
Ocho
Nah, nah, we won't know now. Cause now we gotta take our ass back to our own country.
Uncle Joe
We gotta go all the way back. All that food that they packed up. Cause they bought like £2,000 of food. Y' all about what y' all about. Take that to the local shell to get at the deal.
Ocho
Yeah, they. They say our food is no good.
Joe
Ac. Hey, hey, he unc like, like, mellow and mellow, mellow, mellow for the next miller at 43 points, no assist.
Ocho
But he got.
Uncle Joe
Hey, hey.
Ocho
But he got heels. Did it.
Joe
He got his.
Uncle Joe
No, but I. I totally understand what you're saying. I mean, in a situation like that, your best player, you got to reward your best player, man. They did a situation like that. Hey, 20 before the half.
Joe
Oh, man, listen, you in the opposition.
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I'm really in the catbird seat, man.
Ocho
What?
Joe
And the funny thing about it, I can't remember do. I don't know how to pronounce dude's last name and I don't want to butcher it. But boy, he good too. He good too Joe, but he not Holland. He's good too. And his club season, I think he had 13, maybe 20 some goals. But still in that situation, in that moment, you understand the game. Take the space. Take the space and create more space for you to be able to pass facilitate the Holland and let them score the goal.
Uncle Joe
So we go up to now too
Ocho
nil or you wouldn't be hey, now they gotta roll. They gotta roll their ass back to Norway now.
Uncle Joe
They gotta oh, that's what I wanted because I love them. They fast. They fast be able to stand be Roy. They got the best celebration though. I don't care what y' all saw. They fans when they score and they be in the stands.
Ocho
Oh yeah, they rolling. Yeah.
Joe
Everybody at one time.
Ocho
Yeah, that's hard. That's hard.
Uncle Joe
That's what I be wanting. I was like, hey, I want to get the fans. I was like, please let this go stand. Please let this go stand because I want to see the fans go crazy at the stand. Yeah, that's, that's a crazy. That, that. Man, that thing was awesome.
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Uncle Joe
Jude Bellingham has now entered the Golden Boot race as a midfielder. Keelan Mbappe. He has eight goal, three assists. Lionel Messi, eight goals, one assist. Holland, who's done now? He has seven goals. Bellingham, Jude Bellingham, six goals, one assist. Harry Kane, six goals, one assist.
Ocho
Hey, he nice, bro. I'm talking about great energy, super dynamic. You know what I mean? I'm talking about potent offensively.
Uncle Joe
Sh.
Ocho
Hey, that was serious.
Uncle Joe
Yeah, he gonna be looking. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, guys. He got into the locker room. The guy that did pass that ball to Holland, he got to the locker room. Everybody like, oh, man.
Ocho
Come on. Yeah.
Uncle Joe
You know they're gonna be getting that side out.
Ocho
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uncle Joe
Cause we'd have been. We all done been there. I remember we lost the game. We lost the game. We lost our unbeaten. Street.
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Uncle Joe
We was 13 and 0. End up losing to the J. I still, man. Hey, dude, he called burn. Say, man. Burn. Tell sh to let that go. Never. I'm never gonna let it go. You Cause this undefeated season.
Ocho
Damn. Who. Who caught y'?
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Ocho
Who caught y' all the season?
Uncle Joe
I a call the name. He know he's a defensive back from Ohio State. That's all I'm g say.
Ocho
Oh, okay.
Joe
Was worse than that. Is playing for NFL team and having a fan base and let them down is one thing.
Uncle Joe
Let the country.
Joe
Yeah. Hey, but represent your country, Joe. And having one of the best players in the World cup wide open. You choose to take a shot and try to take on a player, knowing you have no space, no angle, because you hogging the goddamn ball is way worse. And you lost the game.
Ocho
Hey, hey, if we speak in hypotheticals, think about it. You know when Curry got hot for USA and he had Duran and Braun to his left and they were wide open. Yeah. It's just like that. If he don't make that shot, they gonna be talking crap. Like, damn, they talking crap. Hell, and he made it.
Uncle Joe
Hey, hey. See what you call. You hear Steph explaining it. He say, well, I gave the cabal to KD. I thought he was gonna swing at LeBron, but KD gave it back to me. He's like, well, he gave back to me. I guess he won't. He gets me. I'm supposed to do what I'm supposed to do. Hey, what else am I supposed to do? I gave it to him. He gave it back to me. That's what AI say, right? Man, I gave it to him. He gave it back to me. Clearly, he didn't want to do nothing with it. I know what to do with it. They seen the rhythm, okay? Y' all did. Katie, you ain't want it. I got it from here.
Ocho
Yeah.
Uncle Joe
Hey, I'm gonna let it go from 29ft in the front, in front of Batoon and. And Fort North. Yeah, they.
Ocho
Hey, hey. But they knew.
Uncle Joe
They knew the rhythm he was in, too.
Ocho
They was.
Uncle Joe
They was looking sure. They was feeding him.
Ocho
He had it going. He had it going.
Uncle Joe
I'd have been just. Honestly, I'd have been disappointed if anybody else would have shot the ball
Ocho
and. But hold on. He had Braun and KD wide open to his left. I'm talking.
Uncle Joe
I'd have been dipped. You just said that man hadn't missed. He hadn't missed, Joe. He had missed. Okay? He missed one. Okay, now y' all do that. Do what y' all do, bro. Man, that joker, man, that joker done had got.
Ocho
He shot that thing to the moon, huh? Yes, Ocho, he shot that thing so high, bro. I'm like, ain't no way that's going
Uncle Joe
in cash, man, look here. That joke was so hot. I saw the Devil on the sideline with Flip Flops and a tank top, that's how hot he was. No, sir. Don't you pass that ball. Step. Curry told you ever. No, no, no. I don't care who the greatest shooters are. If Steph Curry get hot like that, unless the whole team on him, shoot it. You remember Jordan got that double nickel? I don't know how old you were, Joe, when Jordan got that double nickel at the Garden.
Ocho
Yeah.
Uncle Joe
And he had been shooting everything. And then they put four guys on him. He passed the ball down to build it. Where did. Unless it's a situation like that, shoot it, stiff.
Ocho
Yeah, damn.
Uncle Joe
Shoot it. You're the greatest shooter of all time for a reason. I believe in you. I believe in you.
Ocho
That's why, Brian, you know, they've been linked up. That's all I'm gonna say.
Uncle Joe
Yeah, for sure. And you see. And you see how that thing was, how that thing was, how he was passing behind his back and Steph was like. And he comes down that thing, he spin and he kicked the step in the car. Because, you know, LeBron kicked with that spin. Hey, he gonna hit that speed. Now he come down the lane, he gonna hit you with that spin.
Ocho
Yeah.
Uncle Joe
He either gonna lay it up, kick that thing to the corner or shelf step. They fly it. He stepped to the side.
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Take that with you.
Ocho
Yeah. You know, hey, hey, at this late. At this late in his career, he don't want to have to deal with no damn double and triple teams no more, man, let me go ahead and play free and have fun, bro.
Joe
Where you think that could happen at, Joe?
Uncle Joe
Golden State? I've been hearing in the semis. France plays Spain. England plays Argentina.
Ocho
France play. Oh. France plays Spain.
Uncle Joe
France plays Spain. England plays Argentina.
Ocho
Ooh, Ocho, you got France and Spain.
Joe
France. Boy, I ain't betting again. I ain't betting against them, man. Spain barely getting by. Marino keeps saving him every game. The last two games, Marino saving him late.
Uncle Joe
Yep. France. The France. Spain game is in. Jerry's world. The England, Argentina game is in. Mercedes Benz.
Joe
Jerry.
Uncle Joe
World gonna be lit. Be off the chain.
Ocho
Yeah.
Uncle Joe
Yeah.
Joe
Hey, when y' all get here?
Uncle Joe
Thursday.
Joe
Oh, so, I mean. I mean, I mean, I could leave New York and go to. And go to Atlanta. Probably go to. Or maybe Atlanta.
Uncle Joe
Argentina, England.
Joe
N. That's. I don't know. That ain't I. I'd rather see. I'd rather see him bop.
Uncle Joe
Oh, oh. Hey, you got that kind of. You got that kind of backed up beef with Messi.
Joe
No, no, no, no. You know, uncle, you Know I love Messi. I know, I know. I play around, but France is exciting to watch. France. It's like watching the Harlem Globetrotter, Joe.
Ocho
Yeah, no, they tough. You know what I mean?
Joe
They. They planned.
Uncle Joe
They.
Joe
They. They're playing serious because it's the World cup, but some of the players play, like at the goddamn. The goddamn Harlem Globetrotters. It's just exciting to watch.
Ocho
Yeah.
Uncle Joe
Yeah. So France, Spain, Jerry's World. England, Argentina. Atlantic. The winner. They advanced the. What is it? Metlife now? Yeah, I think it's called Metlife.
Ocho
Where is it? In Jersey.
Uncle Joe
Jersey. Yeah. Winner take all, Joe. Winner take all. Coming down to the wild, Argentina defeated Switzerland 31 in extra time to clinch a semifinal match against England. Switzerland was forced to play with 10 men beginning the 72nd minute as Brio Ebolo, already on a yellow car, was given another after a VAR review. Stimulation. Diving, flopping. Damn, Ocho. See, they got him, Joe.
Joe
Hey, they gotta stop doing that. Huh? You gotta stop doing that.
Uncle Joe
The.
Joe
The Argentina player, right, and got a yellow card because dude simulated in real time. Look like the dude, he tripped him, buddy. He fell. He flopped trying to get him on a yellow car. It worked, man. They went to VAR and saw that dude didn't touch him. And knowing he's already on a yellow card.
Uncle Joe
You can't do that if you already got a yellow card. If you ain't got no card, try your look, pressure. Look.
Ocho
Hey, it's been.
Joe
Oscar goes back to him and he already own the yellow. So now you got to go out. You around here, bull driving.
Uncle Joe
Just play the game.
Ocho
It's been Oscar worthy flopping in this World Cup. I have no. You can't even talk about basketball, man. Oh, man, Shade is. Say that, man, what I witnessed in soccer in this world. Yeah, come on, Uncle Ojo, come on.
Uncle Joe
I mean, every time they got their leg broke, I'm like, man, they got air. Well, here come the ambulance. And if you're going to the other end and they still. They still on the ground, Joe, the place. Oh, yo, the place still going on that joker rolling. Oh, hey, man, get up the ball come back the other way. He pop up and get in on the action.
Ocho
Hey, them jokes are tired, boy. They try to get. They.
Uncle Joe
They think they slick.
Ocho
I. I done caught on to their game now, though.
Joe
I told you, Joe, it ain't nothing but a tactic.
Ocho
Yeah, they just trying to get a little rest.
Uncle Joe
That's it.
Joe
Hey, sometimes them boys get kicked and stepped on over. That jump be hurting, boy.
Uncle Joe
Julian Alvarez scored an Absolute stunner. To take the 21 lead. Martinez scored with seconds left. Left the ceiling at 3:1. Argentina is the first nation to reach the tournament semifinals without facing a single team ranked in the FIFA top 15. They can to make sure Messi. Get back to that thing ain't the. Yo.
Joe
Hey, I. I don't. Listen, I'm. I'm not one to say that. I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but again, group stage, it was easy for them. Everyone they faced. Round of 32, round of 16, the quarter. It's just. Well, I don't. I don't want to say it's easy, but I mean. I mean, they haven't had a challenge just yet. Now they.
Ocho
Man, they. Who was that?
Joe
Morocco?
Uncle Joe
No, Egypt. Egypt.
Joe
Egypt was really close. If anything, that game should have been three. Three going into extra time. Maybe PKs. But yeah, I'm not gonna say nothing because he. I'm not hating on Messi.
Ocho
Are you scared of him? Cause you know he gonna prove you. He gonna prove you wrong.
Joe
I mean, he been proving the world wrong, Joe. I mean, since. Man. Shoot, who knows how long. I. I don't. I don't doubt him at all. I don't doubt him at all.
Uncle Joe
You should doubt it.
Joe
Why?
Uncle Joe
Because he going home.
Joe
Damn what Messi did to you. Cause you was all. You was all for Messi the past two weeks.
Uncle Joe
I want Messi to score, but I don't want them to win.
Ocho
Hey. Hey.
Uncle Joe
Okay, Ocho. They've been playing the World cup almost. So this is the 96th year they played the World Cup. Argentina is the first team in 96 years to get to the semis without playing one team ranked in the top 15.
Ocho
Damn.
Uncle Joe
96 years. So almost a century. Daniel. Conspiracy theory.
Ocho
Hello. Yep.
Joe
But it's. It's. It's facts. Huh?
Uncle Joe
I'm just saying. It all. I'm saying, in 96 years, they're the first team to get as far as they've gotten without playing a team ranked in the FIFA top 15.
Joe
Yeah. That's crazy.
Ocho
Oh, yeah, I know, man.
Uncle Joe
I mean, a whole bunch where they see. Man, I see like what you call. Everybody started rooting against Archer Tudor. They try to do everything they can to get Argentina to met life.
Ocho
Hey, because you know how it is once you. When you start winning too damn much. Uncle Ocho, you know how. You know how it is. They want you to lose. But I.
Uncle Joe
Hey. Oh. Colombian Menfield midfielder Hamilton Compa Campaz did not return home following the nation's World cup exit. He refused to Fly home after getting death threats over the World Cup's miss. Concerns for campus safety comes 32 years after Colombian defender Andreas Escobar was murdered days after scoring an own goal in the 1994 World cup that helped seals Columbia's elimination. Oh, they take that stuff serious.
Ocho
Oh, yeah. Oh, they take.
Uncle Joe
Oh, they take that serious.
Ocho
Wow.
Joe
There's certain countries that don't play. They don't play.
Uncle Joe
Columbia's one of them.
Joe
Yes, they take their soccer very serious. That's why I said the kind of pressure that's on you forget represent the team. Forget, you know, represent just the fans. When you have a whole country that's backing you and relying on you to, to, to, to pull through. Especially when money's on the line because, you know, they're young, you know, they betting heavy door. No, you know that because why would you be upset? Why would you be that upset? We have to send death threats.
Ocho
Yeah.
Uncle Joe
The people that's responsible. That probably was responsible for this, they probably bet some big bucks. I'm talking about big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big. Damn.
Ocho
But that's gonna cost me my life.
Uncle Joe
Hell, yeah.
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No, it happened. It happened in. What year was that, huh? They kill Escobar for her own goal. Wow, Joe. They, they had.
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I mean,
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They don't play, boy.
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So I'm going with Boppy. Let's go, France.
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You can't be flip flopping. You were just going for Argentina.
Ocho
And that's why they gonna win. Ocho.
Uncle Joe
Viva France.
Ocho
That's why they gonna win. Because he don't flip flop. Don't.
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Host: Shannon Sharpe (Uncle Joe), with co-hosts Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson (Ocho) and Joe Johnson
Date: July 12, 2026
A raucous and candid Nightcap episode where Shannon Sharpe, Chad Johnson, and Joe Johnson unpack a wild sports weekend: Conor McGregor’s much-hyped but disappointing UFC return, deep dives into UFC matchups and personalities, hilarious banter about fighting, and a full breakdown of England’s tense World Cup advancement behind Jude Bellingham’s brilliance. The crew keeps it loose, funny, and real, blending personal stories with sharp sports analysis.
McGregor’s Return Fight:
McGregor squared off against Max Holloway in a welterweight rematch after a five-year layoff, but the bout was unexpectedly disappointing when McGregor suffered a knee injury almost immediately.
“As far as selling a fight, promoting a fight, I would say Ali one, Conor McGregor might be two…But this was anticlimactic.” (Uncle Joe, 08:12)
What Went Wrong:
The team speculates whether McGregor’s injury happened during the fight or in training, noting his uncharacteristic flying kick and repeated slipping.
“When you see that right knee give...I thought the ring was wet and that's why he kept slipping.” (Uncle Joe, 09:15)
“It is hard when you kind of fat, full and that edge is gone.” (Ocho, 14:27)
Big Fight Drawing Power:
McGregor remains the biggest PPV draw in UFC history but may lack the hunger needed after his massive financial windfall (“300 million is life-altering…hard for you to get up and train when you got silk pajamas…”).
Boxing & Life After the Big Payday:
Comparison to Mayweather’s discipline and the difficulty elite athletes face returning after such high earnings.
“Now, just think, in a matter of six months, I got $300 million at my disposal. Now it's hard for you to get up and train when you got silk pajamas…” (Uncle Joe, 10:42)
Relatable Athletic Letdowns:
Joe Johnson likens the anticlimax to losing a star to injury early in a playoff game.
“Imagine that's the Super Bowl. The first player of the game and the best player is out.” (Uncle Joe, 13:33)
Conor’s Charisma vs. Others:
Speculating if Jon Jones had McGregor’s charisma, he’d be “the biggest draw in combat sports.”
The Match Fans Want:
Discussion centers on whether Jon Jones vs. Francis Ngannou will ever happen, with money and promotion being the deciding factors.
“Jon Jones and the Cameroonian assassin, Francis Ngannou. That's the only fight that matters.” (Uncle Joe, 21:19)
Jon Jones’ Legacy:
Even with long layoffs, the crew doubts anyone can beat Jones:
“Until I see somebody beat that man with my own two eyes, I can't pick against Johnny Jones even with a two year layoff.” (Uncle Joe, 24:34)
“Would You Fight Jon Jones?” Banter:
Light-hearted trash talk about what it would take to get one of them into the Octagon, with Ocho vowing, “I'll choke your little ass out,” (Ocho, 26:32) and everyone laughing about how quickly things can end in MMA.
Paddy’s Blitz:
Paddy Pimblett scores a statement win over Benoît Saint Denis, needing just 52 seconds to secure the second-fastest D’Arce choke in UFC history. Paddy, with his crowd-pleasing style, is acknowledged as UFC’s next big draw.
“Pimblett transitioned to a D’Arce choke and ended the fight with 52 seconds, the second fastest D’Arce choke submission…” (Uncle Joe, 35:24)
Quick Finishes vs. Grinding It Out:
Uncle Joe jokes he’d “try to get up out of there” too, rather than “go 15, 20 minutes.”
Ground Game Banter:
Crew riffs about wrestling backgrounds and who could choke whom out.
“All I'm saying is you might be good, but you can't mess with me. That's all I'm saying.” (Ocho, 37:56)
Other Fight Fallout:
Discussion of injuries and time needed before other UFC fighters, including Justin Gaethje’s conquered opponent, are back in action.
England Advances:
England defeats Norway 2–1 in extra time, led by Jude Bellingham’s two goals. Praise for his knack for game-changing moments and positioning.
“Bellingham, Jude Bellingham, that is. He scored twice for the second time...He always somewhere that ball car him.” (Uncle Joe, 43:52 & 45:01)
Norway’s Wastefulness:
Norwegian striker Haaland is left to “empty the tank,” subbed out after not finding the net for the first time in a World Cup knockout match.
“I don’t know how to say dude’s name. But…he could have made it 2-0…he wanted to take it on himself. He gonna be hated for a little while…” (Joe, 52:10 & Ocho, 52:56)
Sky Cam Wire Controversy:
Some debate over whether England’s opening goal clipped the Sky Cam wire, but consensus is it didn’t matter (44:06–44:20).
Golden Boot Race:
Kylian Mbappe (France): 8 goals, 3 assists
Lionel Messi (Argentina): 8 goals, 1 assist
Haaland (Norway): 7 goals
Jude Bellingham (England): 6 goals, 1 assist
“Jude Bellingham has now entered the Golden Boot race as a midfielder.” (Uncle Joe, 62:32)
Bellingham’s Rise:
Rapid social media growth—20 million new followers since the World Cup start, underscoring his superstar breakout.
Argentina’s “Easy” Path:
Argentina advances to the semifinals without playing a FIFA top-15 ranked team in almost a century of World Cup play, feeding “conspiracy” jokes.
“Argentina is the first nation to reach the tournament semifinals without facing a single team ranked in the FIFA top 15.” (Uncle Joe, 71:42)
Matchups:
Favorites & Rooting interests:
Uncle Joe flip-flops—“Viva France!”—rooting against Argentina after weeks of praising Messi:
“I want Messi to score, but I don't want them to win.” (Uncle Joe, 72:49)
Banter on Choking Under Pressure:
The crew discusses the pressure on players representing their countries, referencing Colombia’s tragic football history.
“Columbia's one of them…they take their soccer very serious.” (Joe, 74:49)
This episode provides a passionate, unfiltered lens on McGregor’s rough comeback, the enduring mystique (and limits) of sporting “hunger,” where UFC and fight promotion goes next, and a dramatic World Cup update starring Bellingham and fueled by heartbreak, pressure, and noisy banter. It captures what makes Club Shay Shay’s Nightcap a fan favorite: sharp sports commentary, real athlete stories, and hilarious camaraderie.
Memorable Moment:
Uncle Joe, Ocho, and Joe riffing, “I'm gonna choke your little ass out, and you'll keep my name out your mouth…Room service! Yeah, I got a knuckle sandwich for your little ass.” (38:23–38:44)
Don’t miss:
The debates on whether fortune kills fighter instinct, why Jon Jones is still the baddest man in UFC, and who’s got the “hero gene” when it’s World Cup time.