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Rob Gronkowski
This is Rob Gronkowski and Julian Edelman.
Julian Edelman
From Dudes on Dudes with Gronk and Jules.
Rob Gronkowski
Rob, I've never asked are you a dips guy?
Julian Edelman
Like the workout? You can't tell.
Rob Gronkowski
No, I mean for your chips.
Julian Edelman
Oh, I knew that. Yeah, of course.
Rob Gronkowski
You got to try this new Daisy's French Onion Dip. Goes great on Sundays.
Julian Edelman
I like the sound of that. Everyone knows you need a good dip for game day. Personally I like to dip everything I can. Veggies, crackers, chips. Heck I might even dip a buffalo wing in there.
Rob Gronkowski
That reminds me, they also have Daisy's Ranch dip.
Julian Edelman
Now you're speaking my language.
Rob Gronkowski
Yep, seems like a no brainer on game day. So get out there and give the French onion dip a try. You won't regret it.
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Joe Johnson
This week that three time defending slam dunk champ Mac McClung won't participate in the 2026 event during the all star weekend. But Lakers center Jackson Hayes and Spurs rookie Carter Bryant have accepted invites to a 2026 slam dunk competition according to Shams. Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
How does the NBA.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm with, man McClum, man. Y' all ain't gonna keep using me for the dunk contest. I can't get on the rock.
Joe Johnson
Exactly.
ISO Joe Johnson
I can't get on no Ross. I'm down here in the G League.
Joe Johnson
Giving these boys your 40 fitted. Yes.
ISO Joe Johnson
40, 50, man. Come on. Yeah, he been, he been down there killing. I think he had a little short stint with the Indiana paces this year that they had, but they end up letting him go. Man, we just want that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
We want.
ISO Joe Johnson
We want. We just want to see the high flies get in it, man.
Michael Rhodes
We.
Joe Johnson
That's over.
ISO Joe Johnson
Obviously. I know everybody.
Joe Johnson
That's over, man.
ISO Joe Johnson
We can't see Zion get in and do some of that stuff Vince Carter did, man. Zion kill it.
Joe Johnson
I know, but he don't. He don't want to. He don't. He don't want to do it. And Joe, you remember the slam dunk competition? A lot of your best players got in it. They were in. They were actually in the All Star game. They had a few guys that weren't in the All Star game, but a lot of guys were in the All Star game. So you had your, you had your Jordans and you had your, your Clyde Drexler, Dominiques, the Dr. J's, the Larry Nancy's. You had Terrence Stanberry, you had Dr. Griff, Dr. Duncan Stein, Daryl Griffith. You had Kenny Skywalker, you had guys that actually were in the game, the all Star Game competing. So your best players were actually really good dunkers. Now, ain't nobody in the all Star game that's actually in the dunk contest. What they would have found, what I believe they would have found is that they let these guys, the guys miss like 17 dunks, man. I'm out.
ISO Joe Johnson
And it, it, not only that, it got watered down after. I would probably say after Gordon.
Joe Johnson
Yes, yes, yes.
ISO Joe Johnson
Participating. They really kind of got watered down because you don't get the best Duncans no more, man. We get guys who, who can get up, but we need, we need cast with style. You know what I'm saying? When you get up in that air, who got creativity?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, Creativity. Yeah, man. Hey, who, who are the. Who are the dunkers that have the creativity, though? Joe?
Joe Johnson
Yeah. Ant man. John Morant. Yeah. Zion. I look at Zion kind of like LeBron. Zion is more Of a power dunk. He's more of a Dominique Wilkins type dunker. Vince Carter and, and, and, and, and who, who's on my tongue?
ISO Joe Johnson
Vince Carter.
Joe Johnson
It was the Zach Levine. To be a big. To be a heavy guy. Aaron Gordon got creativity to be. Yeah, Aaron Gordon is a big ass guy. He got a thin frame guy.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
So to he. To be able to contort your body and twist and spin like he does. Kudos. But those guys that they don't participate anymore. You know, the All Star All Star game originated at the aba. That was the. That's when the all Star game originated.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And then they.
Joe Johnson
When they merged, they brought it over. It was Dr. J. Yeah. You had Dr. J. You had. What's the guy from NC State? Skywalker. David Thompson. You had got. You know, you had guys. You know, it was like, oh, man. I mean, the All Star game. I mean, the dunk competition.
ISO Joe Johnson
I mean, because it was the mega stars. The mega stars were participating. You look at Kobe when he was in. When he was in the NBA at a young tender age. What. What was that when he.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, he's like, he's like. He's like his second year.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, I know how to fix it. And Joe, I know how to fix it. Talk to me if I. If I was Adam Silva, you know, I mean, he's not as aggressive as I. As I am in my approach to fixing the all Star game in the dunk contest. But I'm. I'm gonna hit. I'm gonna hit Zion. I'm hit. John Moran. I'm hit. Anthony Edwards. And I'm gonna Incentivizing boys. Listen, I need you to get in the dunk contest. I'm gonna get each one of y' all 10 million.
Joe Johnson
That ain't happening.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Five me in a piece of.
ISO Joe Johnson
Nah, nah. The winner. The winner may get a million.
Joe Johnson
Yes.
ISO Joe Johnson
Ocho, they. They never got paid.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, they'd be making 20. They making 25, 000. They making 10,000.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, point. And what I'm trying to say. If you want them boys, that's making 100, 150.
Michael Rhodes
You want.
Joe Johnson
Think about what. Look at what Anthony was making. 40 million. Zion making 30 million. What's a million dollars to them?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I just. Why did you. I. What did I just say, huh, Joe? Incentivizing boys with an extra 5 million.
Joe Johnson
A piece, do away with the dunk contest.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay?
Joe Johnson
You say get ready because guess what? Guess what, Joe. I remember when the dunk contest closed the night now. What closed the night, Joe? The three point competition. So it's already told you, it's already shown you. It's been replaced by the three point competition. Yeah, you know why the three point competition? Cause you got Stephen would enter it. You got Ray Allen that would enter it. You get a Dame Lillard that would enter it. You get a Klay Thompson, you got the best three point shooters, you don't have the best dunkers. So guess what? It goes away, right?
ISO Joe Johnson
Man, McClung what even wanted two, three straight.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, three straight. It ain't been no doubt. He won.
ISO Joe Johnson
No, he, he, he, he has created. Yes, I'm not taking that from him. But the fact that he won't be on the NBA roster.
Joe Johnson
Thank you. Oh, we got a band.
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Rob Gronkowski
This is Rob Gronkowski and Julian Edelman.
Julian Edelman
From Dudes on Dudes with Gronk and Jules.
Rob Gronkowski
Rob, I've never asked, are you a dips guy?
Julian Edelman
Like the workout? You can't tell.
Rob Gronkowski
No, I mean for your chips.
Julian Edelman
Oh, I knew that. Yeah, of course.
Rob Gronkowski
You gotta try this new Daisy's French Onion Dip. Goes great on Sundays.
Julian Edelman
Daisy like the sour cream brand?
Rob Gronkowski
Yup. That's how you know it's gonna be fire. I use their sour cream all the time. Goes perfect with my taco Tuesday dinner.
Julian Edelman
Oh, Jules the chef. I love it.
Rob Gronkowski
Yep, and now I've added the daisies French onion dip to my Sunday spread. They make it with all natural herbs and spices.
Julian Edelman
I like the sound of that. Everyone knows you need a good dip for game day. Personally, I like to dip everything I can. Veggies, crackers, chips. Heck, I might even dip a buffalo wing in there.
Rob Gronkowski
That reminds me, they also have Daisy's ranch dip.
Julian Edelman
Now you're speaking my language. Sundays on the couch. Just got Even better.
Rob Gronkowski
Yup, seems like a no brainer on game day. So get out there and give the French onion dip a try. You won't regret it.
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Joe Johnson
We got the number one ranked running back in the class of 2028. He currently attends Klein Oak High School. He was named first team All American this year as well as last season. He finished the year with 1309 rushing yards in 21 touchdown. He has a very, very important announcement to make and he wanted to make it here tonight on Nightcap.
ISO Joe Johnson
Michael. There we go.
Joe Johnson
Take it away.
Michael Rhodes
I want to say thank y' all for bringing me on the show. It's an honor to be on here.
Joe Johnson
Thanks for coming. Thanks for.
Michael Rhodes
Definitely means a lot.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Thank you.
Michael Rhodes
Without further ado, I'll be committed to University Oklahoma.
Joe Johnson
Oh, you the sooner.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay. Hey, that's dope, man. Congratulations, boy. You know, listen, you know they didn't have some good backs to come up out of Oklahoma now. Yeah. Wait, what? What? What? What? What? It came down to when it came to making your decision, why did you pick Oklahoma?
Michael Rhodes
I mean, the biggest thing is they made it. They made it feel like I was family. Every day I went on. They, they, they made me a priority. I mean, Coach DeMarco believed in me early. You know, he offered me an eighth grade and it meant a lot to me. So I just like my Grandma always says, you know it's right. You feel it's right, you know? No, it's right. So, I mean, yeah, my biggest thing was just. I mean, I know that it's the right thing for me, and I know that's the right thing for my future. So that's what I chose to do.
Joe Johnson
You're the number one running back in the class of 2028, and that's a couple of years away, so hopefully you, you, you, you, you stick to your guns. But who were some of the other schools that were interested in you? It's like, okay, we're willing to offer you also, but you chose ou.
Michael Rhodes
I mean, I don't even know for real. I mean, I feel like I had every offer that I wanted. I mean, if the schools wanted me, they would offer me already, right? But at the end of the day, I chose my decision and I'm with it. I'm loyal.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
So that's what's up.
ISO Joe Johnson
That's Michael. What's your running style like, bro?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Who you compare yourself to in today's game?
Joe Johnson
Oh, okay. You got speed and shifty.
Michael Rhodes
I mean, especially Jameer Gibbs, you know, he's a three down back. He can do it all. So catch the ball. I mean, I could do the same. So that's. So I compare my hands.
ISO Joe Johnson
Your hands?
Michael Rhodes
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You know, hey, what you think you run the 40?
Michael Rhodes
To be honest, I don't know. I haven't ran a 40 in so long.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No, you think you, you think you faster than me?
Michael Rhodes
I don't know about that one. Not yet.
Joe Johnson
Wait, right now?
ISO Joe Johnson
Right now?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Right now? Yeah, right now.
Michael Rhodes
I'm definitely faster than you now.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Michael Rhodes
Oh, yeah. I think I could be getting up.
Joe Johnson
When you look at the. The running backs that's came come through OU as OO mentioned, Billy Sims, and you got Adrian Peterson, you got demarco Murray, you got Joe Mixon, you got. Most of those guys are powerbacks. Now, they had speed to burn, but they were power backs. You mentioned your. Your style is more like Jir Gibbs. You're like, I can catch it out of the backfield. You, hey, you put me in. I can. I can run routes and beat linebackers, but if you toss it to me or hand it to me, I can hear the crease and hit my head on the goalpost.
Michael Rhodes
I could do it all. And I think that's what makes me different from all the backs in my class. I can just. I can do everything. And I feel like going ou. They will put me in a Position to be great. So that was the right decision for me.
Joe Johnson
You had a total of 34 offers. The choices came down between Texas A and M, University of Texas and Oklahoma. I mean, how they let you get. Client that's in Texas, right? He from. You from Texas, boy.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
How did.
Joe Johnson
Hey, Micah. How they let you get out? How the Longhorns and the Agates let you get. But Adrian Peterson was the last one that they let. Oh, my goodness.
Michael Rhodes
I mean, they definitely tried, but I mean, Oklahoma better. They showed me better. And I mean, my coach, DeMarco, he did better than all of them. And I feel like, I mean, that's the coach that I could play for. That's because I want to play. So.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, man, you. You pull up to Texas, they got all them Ferraris, they got them Lambos parked out front. Right now.
Michael Rhodes
I'm not.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Huh.
Michael Rhodes
I'm not chasing the money.
Joe Johnson
Okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
He said not chasing that money, huh?
Joe Johnson
There you go.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, tell them they got that at ou.
Michael Rhodes
I feel like the biggest thing is you got to produce. If you want money, you got to produce. And I haven't did that, so.
Joe Johnson
Right.
Michael Rhodes
I'm not looking to get Tokyo talk.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That talk what I'm talking about producing.
Michael Rhodes
I'm gonna get the money that I want.
Joe Johnson
At such a young age. You mentioned your grandmother. Obviously, it seems that you're very close to your grandmother. What are some of the life lessons that your grandmother and grandfather have instilled in you?
Michael Rhodes
I mean, they. They talk all the time. They talk my ears off all the time is just being humble. You know, I'm always be humble because of them. And they instilled that in me when I was young.
Joe Johnson
So that's good. You have any brothers and sisters?
Michael Rhodes
Yes, sir. I got a younger brother and I got a younger brother and I got two younger sisters.
Joe Johnson
So you're the oldest?
Michael Rhodes
Yes, sir.
Joe Johnson
So. So you. You. What they look up to. You got to set the example. You got to be the person that they. That. That's that like, I want to be like big bro. I want to be like Micah. And so you have to be on the straight narrow. And I think you do a great job of that, man. You seem like you have a very level head on. You mentioned your grandparents and. And what they've instilled in you. But, man, here at Nightcap, man, we want to. First of all, we want to thank. Congratulate you on your selection of going to the University of Oklahoma at a class. The number one running back in the class of 2028. Second of all we want to wish you the best of luck, everybody, at Nightcap, because that's a huge honor. You go into college, everything gonna get taken care of. And like you said, I don't chase the money. I'm gonna go produce. I'm gonna prove myself.
ISO Joe Johnson
I.
Joe Johnson
And then the money will follow me. I don't need to follow it. It'll follow me.
Michael Rhodes
Exact.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
So congratul. So congratulations. We wish you nothing but the best. Stay healthy. Your next two years in high school. And we'll see you. We'll see you. We'll see you down the road.
Michael Rhodes
Yeah, we'll do. Thank you. I appreciate y'.
Joe Johnson
All. Appreciate you.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hold on. Don't leave yet. You play mad?
Michael Rhodes
I play mad. You want to play me?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. Hey, we can play after this. What time? What time? What time you got?
Michael Rhodes
I mean, I already have no bedtime. For real?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. I'm gonna send you a dm. Don't.
Michael Rhodes
I ain't gonna run. I ain't never.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
All right, but who you.
ISO Joe Johnson
You.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Who you playing?
Michael Rhodes
I mean, I play with all teams. It really don't matter. I go off you.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Well, I'm playing. I'm playing. I play with the Dolphins.
Michael Rhodes
Huh?
Joe Johnson
The Guppies. You already know you're gonna win, Michael, so don't even worry about it. Exactly.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm ranked number five in the world in mad. No, man.
Michael Rhodes
Hey, you haven't played me yet.
Joe Johnson
What world? SeaWorld.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Huh? Hey, I appreciate it, sir.
Michael Rhodes
Thank y'.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
All.
Michael Rhodes
I appreciate y'. All.
Joe Johnson
Thank you, man. Congratulations, man. Tell everybody. Tell your grandmother, grandfather we said hello. And take care, bro.
Michael Rhodes
They're watching. They're watching.
Joe Johnson
All right, man. Thank you.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yes, sir.
Joe Johnson
Ocho. The NBA and Cleveland Cavaliers will examine the team elevated court design following an injury to Luka Doncic. While improvements have been made to the arena floor over the years to address this issue, the NBA and the Cavaliers are revisiting the situation given the incident last night. A league spokesman said Luca exited the Lakers loss in the cab to the Cavaliers on last night with an apparent leg injury after falling. After falling off the raised floor following a three point attempt. I thought that. I thought long time I saw that Joe was in like in college in the NCAA tournament where they have the elevated floors. They got that in the NBA, too. Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Cleveland.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Cleveland.
ISO Joe Johnson
Cleveland is one of them. Is one of them teams. Uncle Ultra. Who got the elevated floor. I remember Vanderbilt.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, they do. Yes.
ISO Joe Johnson
It's like you sitting down and you up on a stage. But yeah, Cleveland has that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, but. But look how fight was Joe, he was all the way. He was all the way out of bounds, on top of the, on top of the people sitting courtside.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, because he shot and stepped back.
ISO Joe Johnson
He was falling through. His momentum took him back.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Right, right, right.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, look, all it take is for one of these superstar guys to get hurt, man. You know, they'll change the rules.
Joe Johnson
Absolutely.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Change everything, huh?
ISO Joe Johnson
Absolutely. Come on, now.
Joe Johnson
We saw that in football. Ask Tom Brady. You better not hit a quarterback below the weight.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go. That too.
ISO Joe Johnson
There you go.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah. Oh, man.
Joe Johnson
You know, they, they outlawed the horse call. Attack on your a guys snatch. You that bad. I'm like, damn, Roy Williams was the king of that. But before Roy Williams.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, hey, hey, Joe, you talk about safeties that could thump, boy. Now, I know he might have been known for that goddamn hip tackle, but when it's time to come up and pull up to the party. Yeah, that goddamn Roy Williams, man. Well, that boy know he could hit, boy.
Joe Johnson
Oh, yeah. He was a thumper.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, yeah. Hey, Uncle, Remember Dante Whitney? Yeah.
Joe Johnson
From the 49ers.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, they took the horse call out, but you can, you can grab her.
Joe Johnson
Oh, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, yeah, yeah. That's part of uniform.
Joe Johnson
And you see guys. You don't see guys pull their dreads.
ISO Joe Johnson
I pull them out.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
It's been a minute. I mean, I seen.
Joe Johnson
Like that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And by pulling his hair, they couldn't, they couldn't catch up to him.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, it's. Look, the last thing you want to have have happen, guys, is one of the biggest superstars in the NBA get hurt on a freak accident. And this would have been something really, really freaky. Shooting a shot and stepping backwards, you know, and, and, and stepping off the court. Yeah, they gonna do something about that. Man, I, I, I didn't know it was like that. I knew it was like that. In college, like Vanderbilt, you see a lot of this. Yeah, because in the NCAA tournament, a lot of times, they're playing in Jerry's world. They're playing in, they're playing in, in.
ISO Joe Johnson
Big, and he don't.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe Johnson
Cause you're trying to pack as many people in as you possibly can. And so, you know, you have the basketball court and its dimensions, but I didn't know it was like this in the NBA, so. Thanks for sharing that info with us, Ocho. I mean, Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Damn.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, I mean, he came back. He came back in the game, though, so he gonna be all right.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, but they want to, they want to rectify the problem before Something happens and then don't come back in the game.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, I know. Luca. Luca probably see this like Luca. Any ankle injuries? I got something. I got a perfect remedy for that.
Joe Johnson
Lord have mercy.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Perfect remedy for that. Yeah.
Michael Rhodes
Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, what, what's your remedy?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I. Listen, I don't want to tell you, Joe. It might make you sick to your stomach, but it prevented me from missing any games. And when I did sprain my ankle, high ankle sprain, I was able to relieve the stress and get the swelling down in less than 24 hours. Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
Chad want to know what it is?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
The chat know the chat been following me long enough. They know, they know my remedy. So, like, I sprained my ankle one time, Joe. In practice. I think it was maybe a Thursday. It was a high ankle sprain. Joe. Mind you, we was playing Sunday, Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
So I had to based on a. A home remedy that I got from. I got from a grandma that my grandma got from my native American side of the family because, you know, I'm Cherokee a little bit. So this is what they used to do sometimes when they used to go to war and they would sprain their ankle because remember, they didn't have shoes back then. Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
When they went to war and they were spraying anchor, they step in a pothole sometimes.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Boom. So they would get urine. Back then, they used to get urine from the horse. They collect the horse urine. Then I'm not sure how they would. They would rub the rocks together and sticks together and they will warm it up. And they would boil the urine and then put their foot. Once the water simmers down so you could take the heat and the urine, the toxins in the urine would take all the swelling out in a 24 hour period. Joe. So I would get enough urine from my teammates, right? And then I would boil it. And when you boil it, I would use. I would do the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, once you boil it. Once you boil it, boom. It purifies everything but the toxin that you need to get the swelling out. Your ankle is still there and you.
ISO Joe Johnson
Soak your feet in it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey. Soaking my foot in there. Hey, Joe. Fifteen minutes. Joe. All the swelling was gone. So I sprained it on Thursday. Friday was, which is fast. Friday ended the fail. I didn't practice Saturday. I did walk through Sunday. I played. Joe. Didn't miss no time.
ISO Joe Johnson
Man, you. Hey, you look full blooded ninja to me over here. But you say yes.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, you know, I'm a Cherokee. Joe.
Joe Johnson
He had a Jeep. Joe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, I did I did. I did my ancestry tree joke. Hey, hey, Joe. 15 Cherokee.
ISO Joe Johnson
15 Cherokee.
Julian Edelman
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
15. 15.
Joe Johnson
Not a little pissing boots over here.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, yeah, Joe, not the idea of ancestry tree. I mean, unless it lied to me. I put. I put the right information in there. Yeah. I'm part of Miccosukee tribe.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, boy, something wrong with you, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm gonna tell you. Hey.
Joe Johnson
Gonna be talking about.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
He.
Joe Johnson
He Puerto Rican. Puerto Rican. A quarter Puerto Rican. Not full blooded. You quarterly. Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, hey, Uncle Joe.
Joe Johnson
What's up?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, I can tell y' all something.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, go ahead.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I know, Unc, you love dogs. And, Joe, you. You love dogs, too, right? What kind of dog can you get in Antarctica? Now, y' all should know this since y' all love dogs so much.
Joe Johnson
Something A frozen dog? Hot dog?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No. Joe.
Joe Johnson
Glacier dog?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Nope.
Joe Johnson
Snow dog?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Nope.
ISO Joe Johnson
Antarctica.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You want your answer?
Joe Johnson
Chili dog.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, chili dog. There you go. There you go. You got it. You got it. It was a chili dog, man.
Joe Johnson
Uncle. Oh, you got to see. I'll be thinking, okay, cold. It's got to be something cold.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, chili dog.
Joe Johnson
Boy, you so dumb, you go outside with a spoon in the pot. But.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, that was a good one. That was a good one.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, that was good one. That was good right there. I don't know why you. I just know I'd have missed that game. I ain't putting my foot in nobody pee, not even my own.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Well, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. I wanted to keep my ability to always be available for my team at all costs, because they needed me. They needed me.
Michael Rhodes
They.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Joe. They needed me back then. Joe.
Joe Johnson
So you. You.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You.
Joe Johnson
You. You. You take a golden shower before, too, huh, Ocho?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What's that? What's the golden shower?
Joe Johnson
You know, the golden shower wheels.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. But y'.
Joe Johnson
All.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Y' all a little bit more advanced than me. What the hell is it going, Joe? What's the golden shower, Joe?
ISO Joe Johnson
Man, that man know what to go to shower.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
How you gonna tell me, Joe? I promise. What's it go? No, Come on, now. Come on, y'.
Joe Johnson
All.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Y'.
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Y' all don't act like that, now. Y' all don't act like that.
Joe Johnson
You let a girl pee on you.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, me.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No. Oh, no. Joe.
Joe Johnson
I'm not with that peapod. You pissing boots.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Nah, that's.
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That's different.
Joe Johnson
It ain't no different, is it, Joe? It ain't no different.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No, no, It's a big difference, Joe. You got to understand, these people paying me $10 million a year to be out there on the field.
Joe Johnson
That's your lady. I love you. You love her. You hear what he said? Now, now all of a sudden you don't want to do that, but you don't. But hey, you everything for the rooter to the tutor. You don't licked everything.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hello.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Joe Johnson
It ain't no different. What you think you come out of there that different?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Let me, Let me tell you something. Hey, and another thing. You know what I. I cut. Let me tell you. I'm glad you said that now. I, I'm. I'm. See that. I'm so glad we back home. I'm so glad we back home. Another thing that I, I don't deal with those that, those that, that, that, that. That's that squirt, you know, that, that I call it the Arnold Palmer.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That is bait. That is basically like a golden shower. Because that is just a mixture of, of, of, of the fluid of, of urine and, and fluid. I like. No, I can't do that before. Yeah, it's about going to shower. No, absolutely not. Who will, who will let you. How you gonna let somebody like on you? Nobody's ever done that.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, it's some freaking. Hey, it's some freaking.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No, it ain't. No, it ain't. No, it ain't. No, it ain't. No, it ain't.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, it is.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Come on, man. Watching movies.
Julian Edelman
Yeah, it is.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Stop watching movies. Hey.
Joe Johnson
I'm coughing right now. I gotta put it on the coast.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Hey, listen, is it something I should try? Huh? Huh?
Joe Johnson
You probably gonna try try it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Listen, we family, you know, I don't. Yeah, I don't lie to you. No. If I ain't try something, I tell you. If I tried it, I'll tell you. I tell you now. If it's something I should try that you've experienced and it's cool, let me know.
Joe Johnson
I fight start calling. You start. Hey, we gonna start calling him Pe Pot.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, at your own, at your own risk. At your own risk. I don't, I don't know nothing. I don't know nothing about all that, but I know what I'm talking about.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay. Hey. Hey, I got. Hey, do it on the bed. I leave that shower curtain on my bed so it don't get messed up.
Joe Johnson
Tub.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, in the tub. And she like stand on the edges and like.
ISO Joe Johnson
All right, all right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay, I like, I like that.
Joe Johnson
All right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, Joe. I kind of. Hey, Joe. That's kind of. That's kind of freaky, Joe. I like that. I gotta try that. Hey, matter of fact, we. We on tomorrow.
Joe Johnson
No, we on Saturday.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay, I'm telling her. I'm telling her to try.
Joe Johnson
Boy, look here, boy, you best about be by yourself, baby. Hey, man, you can. Hey.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey.
Joe Johnson
Boy, you done shout out.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey. What? It's like. It's probably warm, huh?
Joe Johnson
I just.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I. I heard.
Joe Johnson
I don't know.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, my bad. I don't know, you know, I know he took your glasses off. Anytime you take a glass off, that's like letting me know, like, Okay, I. I might have dabbled in it.
Joe Johnson
Ain't no dabble in that. No joke. I ain't like that. I mean, it limits. I mean, hey, I'm. You know.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Well, listen, I ain't got no limits. I'll try anything once.
Joe Johnson
That's just that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That's never been on the table. But since y' all brought it up, shoot, I'm gonna try it.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm gonna see y'.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
All.
ISO Joe Johnson
Y' all didn't bring it up, but.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Who brought it up?
ISO Joe Johnson
You look like you might.
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You.
ISO Joe Johnson
Like you might be the type to try to. You, like you might be a freaky brother.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, hey, listen. Hey, Joe. I do it. I do anything once. Joe.
Joe Johnson
He a trisexual, that joker. Try anything, I'll put that past. I'll put that past it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm. Yeah, I'm g. Try.
Joe Johnson
No, let me. Hey, let me go. Don't. Don't try. I hate how he brought it up.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
My bad, my bad. I. I'm not bad. We family. We could. You know, we family. We should be able to discuss everything.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. Yeah, for sure.
Joe Johnson
Hey, Ch. But you. Hey, but. Oh, you get one of them sparks in you. Oh, hey, you gotta be.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You gotta be careful, though. Gotta be careful. Because the mixture of sparks and urine, you don't know what could happen.
Joe Johnson
That thing, that thing like a water hole.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
He can't control it. He can't control it.
Joe Johnson
Bad. Man, you know how you get up first thing? Hey, you get up first thing in the morning? Hey, man, that's it, man. You get up first thing in the morning. Man, that. Hey, that Rose Sparks first thing in the morning with that P. Hard. It's over. Good night. Irene.
ISO Joe Johnson
She in trouble. Hey, she in trouble.
Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, hey, Joe. I had a walker beside the bed. She said, your grandma staying with you? I said, no, that's for you. She talk about for what. I took one of the sparks. You gonna need it in the morning. She gonna tap out. You. I got towers. I got towers. Just for that, Joe. Just for that. That the balding man I like. God dang.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, them rose parts. How you showing out? Don't demand what I already know. I already know. Oh, you are boy.
Joe Johnson
How you have you have you feel like you the males of Simone Biles. Turn it back. Just turn it. Flip. Just flip it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, boy, y'. All. Hell, boy.
Joe Johnson
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, boy, I'm gonna have to ask for forgiveness.
Joe Johnson
Boy.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, hey.
Joe Johnson
Take an mit MIT mathematics professional to figure it out. It'd be so hard.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, order the Chinese. Hey.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, hell no. Well, you got me over here.
Joe Johnson
Hey, you take the roast bars over there. You got to be careful the roast bark. You take one of the row sparks and stand up fall this pass out all the blood that left the left.
ISO Joe Johnson
Boy. Y' all gotta be stopped.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, my stomach hurt. My stomach hurt. Oh, God forgive me.
Joe Johnson
New Buffalo Bills head coach Joe Brady.
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Joe Johnson
For Keon Coleman stated that Keon is going to be a Buffalo Bill. I told Keon when I got hired the best thing to happen to Keon Coleman was me being his head coach. I was the one that stood on the table for Keon Coleman. I believe in Keon Coleman. Brady said that 2025 was a learning year for Coleman, adding that the Bills had put put the team first in a lot of the elements. He's going to continue to grow, but the elements that we saw in the draft process, the confidence that I have in him and his ability and as long as he's handling what he needs to handle off the field, I have no doubt that he's going to be successful on the field.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, I like it. I like it. Not that that reassurance from from the head coach. I Know that they got to have Keon feeling good. They got to have him feeling good despite what he heard just a week or two weeks ago from them other folks. It doesn't matter. Your head coach says he believes in you. Your head coach says he believes in you publicly. Right now, you got to do your job now. You got to do what's necessary to make sure when you do go back into that building, you do everything in your power when you do get back. How do I make everyone else's job around me easy. So you don't have to worry about me. Now you're in a position of power where now they can count on you when you. When they can count on you. Not a rabbit. Now you got the gun. Now you got the gun. That's all it comes down to. So I didn't talk to Keon. You know, we gonna. We're gonna be down here working this off season. Matter of fact, I ain't even worried about it no more. I ain't worried about it no more, Joe. All I needed for. I needed for a month, Joe. That's it.
Joe Johnson
Before you go, he's going into his third year.
ISO Joe Johnson
This con.
Joe Johnson
This a year. There's some money.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. Hey, hey, hey. There's money here, Joe, so you know.
ISO Joe Johnson
You'Re gonna get the best out of him, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
This money a joke. It all start right up here.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. And no. And knowing that the head coach got your back, see, he. Wow. He wowed them folks in. In his. In his. In his draft meetings. You know what I mean? Like, they. I seen it everywhere. That's all they was talking about. Yeah, but. Yeah, I'm with you, man. He gotta. He gotta come back next year, bro. He gotta be a whole different player. His demeanor gotta be different. He got to come ready to work contract year trying to get some of that money on.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, but see, the funny thing about it is, once you get back, all the work has to be already put in, right? The work got to be put in an off season, because when you get back, it ain't nothing but X's and O's. So your game and everything about playing receiver got to be on second nature. Second nature.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I can't, but I can't wait.
Joe Johnson
Mike Brable is not worried about Drake Mays. Right? Throwing shoulder. The Patriots held their first practice ahead of Super Bowls today and after with the team's injury report listed May as limited for the second straight day. Vrabel said today, I tried not to have a whole lot of concern. I just want to Prepare the football team and make sure that everybody's ready and that we have a plan. Ocho, are you. Are you or should the Patriots be worried about Drake? May won't be 100% for the Super Bowl.
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Absolutely. You know, going to the Super Bowl, Joe, this end of the season, everybody. Nick, who the hell is the hunter? Who the hell. Ain't nobody 100 if you play. Unless you ain't play all season long.
ISO Joe Johnson
But you're throwing. But you're throwing arm, though.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Is this throwing on or left shoulder?
Joe Johnson
How many passes did he throw? How many passes did he throw Sunday? So when did he hurt this throwing shoulder? Because I don't remember it being on the injury report. So he didn't throw a whole lot. And yeah, he got sacked, but a lot of them would, like they landed on top of him. A little gamesmanship and all that stuff. It's just like.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Sam.
Joe Johnson
Don't remember Sam Donald, that oblique, he ain't been practicing. Really worried he might not.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
He might not play. He went at. Hey, hey, hey.
ISO Joe Johnson
That throwing arm. No, you can't shoot that up, though, and go out there because you don't want that numb, right?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hell, yeah. You shoot anything up, Joe. You can shoot anything up, Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm thinking anything with a joint.
Joe Johnson
The only thing they don't really shoot up is knees, but ankles, shoulders, ribs.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, you won't. You won't feel the pain, Joe. You don't want to feel the pain when you. When you. When you throw that. When you throw that thing, that motion going forward, but after the game, boy, when that adrenaline and go down or wear off, boy, may God. May God be with you.
ISO Joe Johnson
I've been there, man. I've been there.
Joe Johnson
I'm not worried about Drake May Ocho. It's time for prize pick play a fade presented by prize picks. Okay, so who we got here? So it's Fazia versus Hooker.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What's that? What's that box?
Joe Johnson
UFC 325 in Australia is Australia. New Zealand. Australia.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You know, I thought about. Hey, Joe, you know, we ain't talking about man to and Shakur fight Saturday.
Joe Johnson
That's why we coming on. And we got the UFC fight.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay, okay, bet. Say no more. Say no more.
ISO Joe Johnson
Well, they're gonna be a good one, boy.
Joe Johnson
Oh, so we got. So who we got? Okay, we got physia versus Mike Ruffy.
ISO Joe Johnson
This usc.
Joe Johnson
Whose favorite gazev. It's good they got it to go at least. Will he go more than one and a half rounds? So will he go two rounds? If they on this car. Dana. Dana Field. Look, if Dana put you on a card like this here, he expecting dynamite. He expect biggest fireworks.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, yeah. He already, he already said that when he put it. When he put the cars together. What do you say? He want holy moments.
Joe Johnson
Yes. I'mma say.
ISO Joe Johnson
Two.
Joe Johnson
Oh, this ain't a. This is not a belt fight. So it's only going three rounds. Oh, yeah. So what you think? You think it's gonna go three rounds?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, that's tough.
Joe Johnson
I'm gonna say go more than two rounds. I'm saying somebody get somehow he will. He wins in the third. Finishes him in the third. St. Denis versus Hooker. 32 and a half significant strikes. Oh, Hooker is favorite. Another three round fight. So that means he got it. He can land 10. I'm gonna say yes. I'm going more. Volkanovski versus Lopes. Lope is Lopez. It looked like. Okay. I mean they got a vocal with 105 strikes and it's a title fight. So it's going five rounds, but that's a lot of significant strikes. Ocho, I don't think he going that many. I don't think you're gonna land no 105 strikes. Yeah, that's 20 strikes. That's over 20 strikes. That's 21 strikes around. He land that many he gonna get. He gonna finish him.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, somebody going to Diego Lopez.
Joe Johnson
Significant strikes. Yeah, he going under 72 and a half. 25 to win a hundred dollars. Download the app to dough. Use code Shannon to get 50 in lineups after you play your first five dollar lineup prize picks. It's good to be right. All right, we're gonna get it out of here on this time. For our final segment of the evening, it's time for Q and a. Q and A.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
But you know what? I'm gonna go after this. Joe, where you going? To Waffle House, boy. Waffle House.
Joe Johnson
Are you going to get a waffle right, right now?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No, I'm going to get. Because I, I didn't eat dinner.
Michael Rhodes
Nah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Sausage, egg and cheese sandwich on raisin.
Joe Johnson
Okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, with a waffle and orange juice.
Joe Johnson
I just asked you what you gonna get the waffle, you said no. Chad, did I ask him was he gonna get a waffle?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You said you, you said a patty.
Joe Johnson
I said I asked you a waffle first. Did I say the patty? Milk.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, I think Joe, Joe must have been saying something at the same time. My bad.
Joe Johnson
Lee Mesa, Mr. ISO back again to give UNC and Ocho more BTA and still don't do that. Lee. Come on, man. Come on, now. Hey, there we go.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, Lee, Lee, Lee. Hey, hey, hey, you know what? Hey, Unc. Hey, block.
Joe Johnson
Block me. Hey.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, you. Hey, hey, you gotta chill. You gotta chill. Joe, don't act like that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm. I'm just saying. I mean, like, come on now. You got the people thinking you actually did something.
ISO Joe Johnson
I mean, the man Keeping it 100. I mean, what else you want him to do?
Joe Johnson
Okay, Kevin, non delusional cowboy fan. Me and my wife birthday tomorrow. Can we get a shout out? I appreciate it. Oh, as always. You guys ever come to Boston? Love the show. Absolutely. Kev and wifey. Happy birthday. You got a birthday? Y' all got birthdays on the same day. How y' all playing that? How y' all figure that out? You ever dated a girl would have had the same birthday as yours, Ocho?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Nah, I normally start a fight right before their birthday.
Joe Johnson
Oh, Lord have mercy.
ISO Joe Johnson
Cause you don't. You don't want to get nobody no gift.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, I had to go to get. You always start a fight right before the. Right for the birthday.
Joe Johnson
This man here out of control. No, I've never dated. I've never.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You never done that?
Joe Johnson
No, I've never dated someone that had the exact same birthday. I have dated someone that had the exact same name, the same first name as mine.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, that's cute. That is so cute. Oh, okay. Shannon and Shannon, you know.
Joe Johnson
You know. Hey, I mean, it sounds weird, though. You said Chanel. Hey, are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to you?
ISO Joe Johnson
What he do?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What are you calling himself?
ISO Joe Johnson
What are you doing?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You. You that mean you were dating the actress Shannon Thornton?
Joe Johnson
Shannon Daugherty?
Michael Rhodes
Who?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No, Shannon Thornton, the black actress. She very, very gorgeous. Tell ass to show it to you real quick. The chat. Know who I'm talking about? Hey, her name is Shannon.
Joe Johnson
College. I'm positive.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Don't we try. Don't be trying to.
Joe Johnson
I haven't even met. I haven't even met anyone named Shannon since I've been out of college.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You show a chat. Hey, ass. Show. Show. Show on Shannon. I think. I think her last name. Thornton, is it? I forgot what TV show she play on.
Joe Johnson
Peak Valley. P. Valley.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You show. You show. You show. That's not what we talking about.
Joe Johnson
Nah, she look. She look a little young to me. You know, I kind of. I'm kind of, you know. Yeah. Ace Boogies. This is why I love the channel, y'. All. The first to talk about breaking news and give your takes. What's up? Oo you need an assistant or what? I'll work. Hey, I'll work weekends, holidays, mama's birthday, everything. Let me know.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Right? Yeah. I appreciate the offer, man, but, you know, the assistant position has been filled. Has been filled for now for maybe about a year. A year or some change. I appreciate that. I got my camera stuff working, so I kind of. I kind of get everything. You know, YouTube is a beautiful thing, man. And it. Tick tock. Helped me out too.
Joe Johnson
1987.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, hey, boy, I. I'm. I'm finna I'm a. Hey, you and Shannon Thornton, boy. Yeah, that'd be a nice little couple.
Joe Johnson
Oh, let that go, man. How you. How you know I ain't got a Shannon Thornton?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I. You probably. That's probably.
Joe Johnson
Who you talking.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, oh, you talking about somebody else. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
ISO Joe Johnson
He said, he said he might.
Joe Johnson
Hey.
ISO Joe Johnson
He said he might be alone, but he ain't no.
Joe Johnson
Oh, no.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That'S my dog.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah, I know what's going on.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay, okay.
Joe Johnson
The Gen Z president spam the chat with ISO. There you go. Gen Z. Come on, man, you don't need to spam. No chance.
ISO Joe Johnson
There we go.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey.
Joe Johnson
So.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, hey, Ocho. They changed my name, baby. I. So I. So I.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay, okay, okay.
Joe Johnson
There you go, Josie. There you go, There you go.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, I appreciate y' all chat, okay?
Joe Johnson
Do Logante. Bo got the complexion for the connection and the clap back. Look, I. I just think the thing is, you gotta look, hey, sometimes you give people an inch, they take a mile, man. You gotta let them know. Now, you just can't talk to me like that. If I'm wrong, there's. There. Even if I'm wrong, there's a way to correct me without you trying to belittle me, right?
ISO Joe Johnson
Right.
Joe Johnson
At the end of the day, I'm a grown. I'm a grown ass man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Joe Johnson
Hey, there y'.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
All.
Joe Johnson
Goddamn, everybody that type ISO getting blocked? I just want y' all to know.
ISO Joe Johnson
Look, hey, hey, hey, Chad. I appreciate y'.
Joe Johnson
All.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, hey, Chad. Messing with your boy, you hear me? Hey, you and Ocho, y' all got to chill out.
Joe Johnson
No, you got to chill out, man. You, you, you, you, you acted. You acted. You, you act. The old lady said it. Say, I ain't never seen him like this. Yeah, listen, yeah, listen, listen.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm amongst. Listen, I'm in the jungle, okay?
Joe Johnson
Now you in the jungle.
ISO Joe Johnson
And when I'm in the jungle amongst lions, tigers, and bears. I'm going to dap, fellas.
Joe Johnson
There he go. Oh, you said. I've never seen him like this outside of the home at all. I say, really, he's, like, completely.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
A completely different person.
Joe Johnson
He's really comfortable.
ISO Joe Johnson
Listen, listen, listen. I told y'. All, okay, listen. I told y', all, I might. I might. I might have went a little far, but that was my first interaction, you know, hanging out, getting to do something in six months, so I kind of lost myself.
Joe Johnson
Okay, now you lost yourself. We gonna find you. We gonna find you. We gonna find your ass next time, I promise you. Chat. What's up, Chad? Hey, Trey Brookshow. What to do, Big three? I'm ready to see y' all live in Houston while I drink Aunt Cognac. Gonna be on demon time, too, y'. All. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
We gotta make that happen. H town.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, hey, that Houston show gonna be so.
Joe Johnson
Oh, that line crazy. That thing gonna be crazy.
ISO Joe Johnson
They gonna be in.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Matter of fact, wherever. Wherever we go. This crazy gonna be crazy. Oh, yeah.
Joe Johnson
A sad friend.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, yeah. Joe, you. Joe. You gonna be out there, Joe. What's that in San Fran, man?
ISO Joe Johnson
Probably not, Ocho.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay, okay, okay. It's cool. Take. Take your time. Take your time. We got. We got plenty more to come.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, but I don't want to miss that. I don't want to miss that Houston trip. Whenever y' all go to Houston, man, y' all let your boyfriend.
Joe Johnson
There you go. I'm coming day. I'm coming in day off.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What?
ISO Joe Johnson
Come on, man.
Joe Johnson
Oh, so what you want to go to? Oh, so you want to go to dinner, huh? Me, you, and Ocho go out.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, listen, listen. We can go hang out like I always say.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, hey, hang out where?
ISO Joe Johnson
We can look at the menu.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Area 29.
Joe Johnson
What you mean, Ocho? Let's just. Hey, let's just. The group go out. Let me. You. The. The group go out. We go get a bite to eat and we go back to the hotel. How about that?
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, the.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
The devil is a lie. We go. Hey, Joe, we can leave Unc at the hotel. Me and you will go to Area 29. They got food in there.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm not gonna lie to y'.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
All.
Joe Johnson
The.
ISO Joe Johnson
The time that we had in New York, and I know we all was in the bed by 11 o'.
Joe Johnson
Clock.
ISO Joe Johnson
Boy, that's right up my alley. I ain't gonna lie to you now.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
See, we gonna take a nap during the day. We going to Area 29.
Joe Johnson
When we get to Houston, there you go. Y' all be on some bull jive, man. You ever been to Camilla, Georgia? When I was in the army, I was stationed in Fort Stewart. Best time I ever had. If, you know, you know, I'm trying to think Camilla. Look up Camilla. That name. Where's Camilla, Georgia? What's the county? Because I think I have. That's Middle Georgia. Mitchell. Mitchell Baker. We played them. We ran track against them. I don't think I've ever. I don't think I've ever been there, like football or anything like that. But I know what for Stewart is. That's about. That's about 20 miles from my home style. That's the Miller, the infantry. 24th Infantry, Fort Stewart. That's what that is. The military base is Fort Stewart. And then they got Hunter, which is the Air force base in Savannah. So I'm very familiar with that. But I used to, we used to go to. That's where the movie theaters were. So they had a drive in and a walk in movie theater, you know. Oh, Shea, you know, your boy Big was big in the movie. You know what I'm saying?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay.
ISO Joe Johnson
And you used to know them drives.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Drive through movies.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Man, I wish, I wish they had driving.
Joe Johnson
Absolutely.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, man. Go down in the drive in.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah. We're down to driving.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Johnson
Car wash detail service. My grandparents was 90. They told me stuff like, every goodbye ain't gone. Every shutout ain't sleep, Every grin ain't friend. I don't care how flat you make a pancake, it still has two sides. You're absolutely right. Absolutely right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Damn, I should have had my pin for that. That was nice. That was good work. Good work.
Joe Johnson
Shockwave. Truth. Alan dirtball a throw. Allen dirt ball and throw before game. A game before. He missed the tight end. He did. I mean. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He had, he had the drill brakes. He had a drill bit scream that. He scooped it. He looked like he's going to get. Yep, you're right. He did. He did. He missed a couple of throws, but he won't get one. He won't get one any easier than the game winner. Mechanic360. Fellows, who y' all got winning the Super Bowl? I got the PAT shout out to my brother Gabriel, a die hard Bronco fan. I mean, I think, look, they say it's going to be like 1.76 billion bet on this game. I just, I. I just think that the, the, the, the Seahawks, if I had to bet money I would bet the Seahawks. But as long as. As long as we continue to get the Sam Donald that we've seen the postseason.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
You turn it over, all bets off. Even one turnover, all bets are off. Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Especially this game.
Joe Johnson
Absolutely. Sheldon Pope ISO. What went through, went through. You crossed power. Pierce up, made the true touch ground nightcap, y', all, chemistry, everything. Especially since all y' all from the South.
ISO Joe Johnson
It happened so fast. Uncle Ocho. I was playing in Brooklyn. We playing against Boston, and everybody knows that I was drafted by Boston, so I had already played with Paul Pierce before.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
And, you know, as a. As a rookie, man, you got to earn your stripes. You got to earn your respect. So, you know, it was tough as a rookie, and he was pretty much like a heckler to some degree. You know, he helped me out, but, you know, he chastised us because I had two other rookies with me, Joe Forte and Kendrick Brown, but he used to chastise us so much. So to have that moment against him where it looked like he was down there shooting dice and I was shooting that thing, huh? Yeah. Hey, look, look. I had Darren Williams wide open to my right, but I seen him down. I said I got to shoot this.
Joe Johnson
Yeah. Did it go in, Joe? Did it go in?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. Okay. I need. I need that.
Joe Johnson
Joe said. Joe said I had. I had D will. But no, this too good of opportunity to pass up.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, I'm gonna have to send that clip to y'.
Joe Johnson
All.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm gonna send it to y'.
Joe Johnson
All.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I need. I need to see that.
Joe Johnson
We appreciate that, Sheldon. Yeah, man, we get along great, but, oh, Joe, man, Joe be doing too much. Y' all see? Y' all see now. Y' all see everybody. Man, Joe be so quiet, man. Joe so quiet. Joby full of Joby just fooling. Y' all behind this wide open chat.
ISO Joe Johnson
Chat. I'm amongst Lions, Tigers, and Bears. Chad.
Joe Johnson
I have no.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, look, I have no choice.
Joe Johnson
You got a choice.
ISO Joe Johnson
They woke up the beast. Y' all woke up the beast. This is what y' all want.
Joe Johnson
Y' all woke up the beast. Okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay.
Joe Johnson
Let the fire keep that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, keep that.
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Joe Johnson
B boy. Cow. Since coaching is not a thing for you, how about being a GM next five years? In the next five, when Bingles will probably clean house, you can take over gym position. How Ocho as your head coach? Ocho fired in five. Nah, I want no part of. No part of the NFL team. I love my job. I love to talk. Hopefully fall the 26th. I'll be back on linear television. But I love what. I love what I do. I don't. I don't want to part. I don't want to work. I don't want to work that hard.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, bring that back. Back. 20, 26, you're gonna be back on linear.
Joe Johnson
That's my goal.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Well, I. I hope the discussions. When those discussions do come, I hope we a package deal. Hey, hey, hey, Joe. What are you talking about? He back. Shoot, I'm back.
Joe Johnson
You already on tv. You already on tv.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I know, but I want. I want more. I want more jobs. So if you. We a package deal. So if they not accepting both us, then I expect you to tell them. Well, this ain't gonna work, Ocho.
Joe Johnson
You know. You know, pocket little light right now, Ocho.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Hey, I mean, I got you. I got you. Hey, whatever you need. I got this 5,900 for you. If it's like.
Joe Johnson
All by the. James. I really did this for bread and meat. If I don't win, I can't eat.
ISO Joe Johnson
There you go.
Joe Johnson
Don't worry about it. Hey, he ain't gonna have nothing but bread. He gonna have a wish sandwich. Had some damn meat between them. Slice of bread.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, hey. Just know when ISO show up. He showing out.
Joe Johnson
Okay.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Your day coming. Brian Mateos donated. Closed mouth. Don't get fed. Ocho and Unc. When you guys announced the San Francisco show, could you please save me one ticket so I can meet you guys today? I was replaying last night's stream and it broke my heart to find out they were sold out. I was going to buy tickets today. Well, Ash got that, so we gonna let Ash handle that Jock. You still wouldn't pick up Rayview, Canada in a snowstorm? No. Eric, Holly, Funk. Ocho, what do you think about the McDaniels going to the Charger scheme? Situation matters. Stafford didn't win in the playoffs until year 13. I like the fit. I think Mac McDaniel is creative. I think Justin Herbert can make all the throws. The running game is. The running game is solid. Offensive line, they had two. They were down two starters in offensive line. Slater and Alt. Yeah, they get those guys back. I think. I think the Chargers are going to be in pretty good position next year. I actually do. Yeah, but I. I love McDaniel. To the Chargers, kid. 7,000, 209. Love you guys for the consistency and getting me through tonight. Today is my 30th birthday. I'm turning 30. Any advice? Yeah. Live to see 31.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hello, yeah, there you go. Ain't no. Ain't no better advice than that right there.
Joe Johnson
You got 24 hours in a day, 12 hours to mind your business, 12 hours to stay out of other people's. You straight? Thank you guys for watching us for another episode of Nightcap. We greatly, greatly appreciate it. We also think, like to think, class of 2028, number one running back in the country, Michael Rhodes. He choked. He told us tonight, his college of choice, the University of Oklahoma, the Sooners, and Running back coach DeMarco Murray got a good one. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button and go subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed. Wherever you get your podcast from, we'd like to thank you for your support and your continued support. Those looking to purchase a bottle of Shade by Laportier and is currently not in the city or state near you, head to laportiercognac.com to purchase you a bottle. We have the OG750 or now the Junior 375, a premium VSOP cognac. The best tasting, smoothest VSOP cognac on the market. Don't take my word for it. Try it in comparison to other cognacs and let us know what you think. We've created the best tasting cognac on the market. Please drink responsibly and stay safe. Tickets for our super bowl live show in San Francisco are on sale now. The link is pinned in the chat. The show will be Thursday night, February 5th at the Earps Theater in San Francisco. So Bay Area residents, Patriots fans, Seahawks fans, or any NFL fans that's in the area, come out and see UNC and OCHO for the Nightcap and see the live show Meet and greet. Tickets are completely sold out, but there's still general mission tickets left. Again, thanks. Michael Rhodes, the number one running back in the country in the class of 2028, announced his commitment to the University of Oklahoma. Y' all know who I am. I'm your favorite UNC and my partner and co host, Liberty City Zone. He's Chad Ochocinko Johnson and the final member of the Big three, University of Arkansas alum, seven time NBA All Star ISO Joe Johnson. Joe, again, thank you for joining us tonight. We're off tomorrow, but we're back at the UFC and the Shakur Stevens fight. So thank you guys for joining us. We greatly, greatly appreciate it. And go check out that Kevin Gates episode on Club Shishay. He was on one, man. He was really, really on one. Again thank you for joining. He's O Joe. He's ISO. Peace.
ISO Joe Johnson
Peace out.
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This Nightcap episode brings together the usual crew—Unc Joe Johnson, Chad Ochocinco, and ISO Joe Johnson—for a wide-ranging, fast-paced and often hilarious evening. Highlights include a major college football commitment announcement from the top 2028 high school RB Micah Rhodes, frank reactions to NBA All-Star festivities, a deep dive into NFL injury remedies, a passionate segment on the Buffalo Bills’ confidence in Keon Coleman, and the trademark irreverent banter between the hosts. Packed with sports news, life lessons, wild stories and fan Q&A, the episode demonstrates the show’s unique blend of expert analysis and raw, candid conversation.
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This Nightcap episode is a tour-de-force of sports banter, locker room laughs, real-life sports news, and the kind of relatable, sometimes outrageous, storytelling the show is known for. From Micah Rhodes’ heartfelt football commitment to wild tales of injury cures and candid relationship talk, this episode is a superb snapshot of why fans tune into Club Shay Shay. The cast’s chemistry and their ability to weave humor, wisdom and breaking sports insight make it a can't-miss listen for sports fans.