Nightcap - Hour 2: Best of Ocho’s Resume

Summary

Podcast Summary: Club Shay Shay – Nightcap - Hour 2: Best of Ocho’s Resume

Introduction to the Discussion

In this engaging episode of Club Shay Shay, hosts delve into a lively and humorous conversation centered around Ocho’s impressive—and often exaggerated—resume. The dialogue is rich with banter, showcasing the camaraderie and playful rivalry between the participants as they explore Ocho’s multifaceted talents and ambitions.

Ocho’s Ambitious Career Moves

The discussion kicks off with A and B brainstorming ways to elevate Ocho’s presence in the media. “You filling them for him? Did you ask about your boy?” [04:06] B asks, setting the stage for a conversation about Ocho’s aspirations to break into major platforms like ESPN. A emphasizes Ocho’s dedication, recounting his efforts to secure appearances: “I do it every day on here.” [05:29]

Debating Sports Skills and Achievements

A significant portion of the conversation revolves around Ocho’s athletic prowess, particularly in football and baseball. B confidently claims, “I played baseball in college. I was considered almost going into the first round, but I chose to play football instead.” [19:46] This assertion leads to a spirited debate on the validity of his skills, with A challenging B’s capabilities: “You scared of that ball.” [18:05]

The Importance of Background Checks in Sports

The hosts touch upon the rigorous nature of sports recruitment, highlighting the importance of background checks. B humorously questions the relevance of elementary school evaluations in professional drafts: “How talking to my elementary teachers in 1985, 1984, whatever.” [13:24] A counters by emphasizing the necessity of thorough vetting: “If somebody said, Ocho, I got a deal and I need you to invest 10 million... Are you gonna do some background checking?” [13:22]

Anecdotes from Ocho’s Athletic Past

Ocho reminisces about his athletic journey, sharing stories from high school and college. He mentions nearly being drafted by the Baltimore Orioles and boasts about his versatility: “I was a five tooler in high school. That’s how good I was.” [20:08] A challenges the concept of being a “five tooler,” leading to a humorous exchange about the tools Ocho actually possessed: “You have a lawnmower, a edger, a blower, a weed eater...” [27:35]

Friendly Banter and Challenges

The hosts engage in light-hearted teasing, pushing each other’s limits with playful challenges. A proposes a bench press competition, questioning Ocho’s strength: “Do you think you could do 225 on the bench for more reps than Ocho could do?” [34:11] Ocho retorts with confidence, insisting he can handle the weight: “I could do 22527 times.” [35:02] This banter highlights their friendly rivalry and mutual respect.

Political Aspirations

Shifting gears, Ocho expresses his interest in politics, outlining his vision for leadership: “I would love to be in that position of power, you know, to be the president.” [30:16] He discusses his commitment to representing the people and making meaningful changes, though A remains skeptical about his political ambitions: “You got a lot to be in politics... you need those big donors.” [33:53]

Fitness and Strength Debate

The conversation heats up as A and B debate Ocho’s physical capabilities. B asserts his strength despite his frame: “I am extremely strong.” [37:11] A counters by referencing Ocho’s combine performance, doubting his ability to lift heavier weights now: “When you went to the combine, that was your opportunity... you can't do 225, 27.” [36:53] Ocho remains undeterred, claiming ongoing strength and readiness to prove himself: “I can do all that.” [31:12]

Humorous Exchanges and Closing Remarks

The episode concludes with a series of humorous exchanges, blending sports talk with playful jabs about Ocho’s abilities. A and B continue to challenge each other’s claims, laughing over exaggerated feats and fictional scenarios. The light-hearted banter underscores the strong bond between the hosts, leaving listeners entertained and eager for more episodes.

Notable Quotes:

• B: "I played baseball in college. I was considered almost going into the first round, but I chose to play football instead." [19:46]
• A: "You scared of that ball." [18:05]
• B: "I was a five tooler in high school. That’s how good I was." [20:08]
• A: "Do you think you could do 225 on the bench for more reps than Ocho could do?" [34:11]
• B: "I would love to be in that position of power, you know, to be the president." [30:16]

Conclusion

This episode of Club Shay Shay masterfully blends humor, camaraderie, and spirited debate, offering listeners a glimpse into the playful dynamics that define the show. Through their entertaining dialogue, A and B paint a vivid picture of Ocho’s larger-than-life resume, keeping the audience engaged and thoroughly amused.

Transcript

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[B]

Well, let me. Let me ask you something. You filling them. You filling them for him? Did you ask about. You ask about your boy?

[A]

You see, you did. Ocho, that's. He. That's. I just got. I wrote a job one day.

[B]

You done been on the job two months.

[A]

This is my first time being lead dog, Ocho.

[B]

But if you lead dog, then had me right behind you.

[A]

But I had to think. Ocho, Ocho, I'm. Let me get in the house a little while. And they don't go realize that I'm. I've been taking scraps now, you know, that I've been. I've been giving to you out the back.

[B]

Listen, don't, man, listen.

[A]

I gotta get it good.

[B]

Listen, I'm telling you. Let me. Let me. Let me tell you something. The people over there. People over there knew what they were doing that first take. Now I'm talking about me and you. One, two, punch. That's. That's special. That's something special. I'm the people. The people need. The people need.

[A]

What's the one thing the guys don't all first take what they do?

[B]

Debate.

[A]

They harsh critique.

[B]

Yeah, I could critique too. That's not what you're saying. I can debate with the best of them.

[A]

Everything is not meant to be a debate. Sometimes it's about a discussion and having an Open and honest conversation about how somebody played I can. Are you willing to do that?

[B]

I'm willing to do that.

[A]

Whatever you want me to do, boss. Okay, after I see a couple of times you doing it on here, then I'm gonna go talk to the producers.

[B]

I do it every day on here.

[A]

No, I do it.

[B]

I do it every day. I do it every day. I do, I do to an extent.

[A]

Just check it. Check your boy tomorrow. Yeah, ESP at first.

[B]

Wait, what time you. What time you on?

[A]

I want 10:00am hey, hey, hey.

[B]

But since I can't be on this, senior boy, a shout out, man. Shout out.

[A]

I was there, you know, I would say shout out to Glenville. We in the house. Savannah State. What up?

[B]

Nah, talk about famu.

[A]

I ain't gonna know, fam you. I went to Savannah State, which I would might mention something, fam you ain't. I'm proud of all the HBCUs, but ain't nobody getting no love in front of SSU. What's wrong with you?

[B]

That's fine. Just bring me on now. Bring me on there. I wear my fam you suit.

[A]

No, you ain't bring me on there. No.

[B]

Yeah, boy. No, but if I. If I get on ESPN just one time, well, I know my mom and my grandma gonna be proud. Look at my face. Hey, look at your boy.

[A]

I don't know, Granny, your boy made it. You on tv, Granny, your baby on tv.

[B]

Yeah, that's. I need you to help me, man. No, I. I don't need much. Just give me, give me, give me. I do two blocks, A block and a B block. I don't need much, see. I don't need much.

[A]

You see what you say? You see what you say? You see what you're saying?

[B]

You say you gonna give me crumbs. Give me, give me crumb. Give me the A and the B block. That's all I need.

[A]

That didn't see what you're saying. See, I. I try. I'm trying to help you now. I try to say, hey, look at Ocho. I'm gonna get you a pair. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you a pair of these. Air Force One. No, give me the Jordan one. Damn old show. I'm getting you a pair of free shoes. Now you telling me you want to end the B block. You said. Well, now you did that. See, we ain't never satisfied.

[B]

I'm being nice. I'm being nice by not trying to do the whole show. Just give me a little appearance. Just Give me.

[A]

You see how you operate. I get you a job, you don't want to start mid level. You want to be the CEO.

[B]

I said mid level. A and B block, that's like third. That's a 10, that's 10 minutes.

[A]

You do realize A and the B start the show. Those are the most important blocks. That's why we put them. See what I'm saying? You making my point. You making my point. You ain't happy with Air Force One. You want to. You want, you want. You want the Freddy Kruegers?

[B]

Who. No, you don't like that. I like the Air Force One. Ain't nothing wrong with Air Force One. But if you. If we gonna do something, let's do it right. Let's get the people what they want. Get the people they want, man.

[A]

So now you want me to get. Take the most expensive shoe that the man gonna miss. The man gonna miss like, hey, where the job? We had a size of 11 Jordan. Where is that shoes?

[B]

Listen, understand what you get when you get me that Jordan one? Understand what you get once I'm in front of that TV and that camera with that goddamn three piece suit on with a look, with the, with the handkerchief hanging out of. Understand what you get with the glasses.

[A]

On me off the air. That's what I get me off the air. So now we got two brothers. We got two brothers. That's not gonna be on first take no more me.

[B]

Hey, listen. Well, well, hey, listen. One thing about it is I ain't gonna sink the ship. I ain't gonna sink the ship. We ain't gonna be jacking rolls. It's gonna be enough room for me and you on that door. So come on, just, just do, do what you need to do. Get your boy on there now. Help your boy out. Sometimes in life, you know what we got to do? We got to pull each other up. We gotta. We gotta pull each other to get me where I need to get to to reach the pinnacle of my success off the field. You got to put me in a position to, to win and succeed. That's why I need you, brother. That's your purpose. That's your purpose.

[A]

You do realize, like, when you're trying to save someone and they're in the ocean and they're drowning, you know, you're supposed to come up from behind because the person is drowning. So he's going to push himself, they're going to push themselves up.

[B]

I don't like that analogy. I can, I can swim.

[A]

No, no, you can. No, you Can't. But anyway, let me get my foot in the door. Let me get a couple of these hostess segments. And then, you know, they say, hey, well, is there anybody you like to have on? I was like, yeah, you know what? Now that y'all mention it, you see how I did that?

[B]

No, yeah, I like that. I like that. But listen, listen.

[A]

You.

[B]

You sound like. You sound like Ray right now when he was out there bootlegging. You sound like Ray right now. You've been telling me when you get your foot in the door, your foot had been in the door for two months. What else you waiting on, Ojo? Oh, rest of your body in the dope, man. Help your boy.

[A]

Yeah, let me. Oh, Oh. I got to get in, get settled, like. Oh, yeah, that's nice. I gotta know where all this. I gotta know where all the stuff at. I gotta know where all the stuff at.

[B]

You know what? It's not. You know what to do when that camera. When that camera's on. When that camera's on. You know what to do when the camera is rolling. I know what to do. All I need is you to get me in the building. Get me in the building, and I'll take care of the rest.

[A]

Okay, see, that's. That's the seat. There you go. See, I got you in the building. And see, what I suppose I'd have been doing is going straight there. Me, I done got you in the building. I got both of us called. I got both. I got both of us called. Ocho, you posed nude to support Peter years ago. Would you pose?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I pulled new, boy. I pulled new years ago, boy. You know? You know, and it was easy for me. You know, I had. I had. And then there was a little. There's a little controversy because I posed. I posed new for Peter, and then, boom, people were getting on me about the. Me using the football to cover, you know, the three. The three inches. And it was like, well, damn, ain't the football pig skin.

[A]

They got.

[B]

They got on me heavy. So it was, like, kind of contradictory. Contradictory.

[A]

Yeah. I couldn't do it. That. Couldn't do it because they say, man, you got an elephant. You got an elephant in the head lock.

[B]

Hey, hey, what if. Hey, matter of fact speak. I'm so glad somebody bought that Peter. I need to get that. I need to get that Peter. That Peter ad Blow.

[A]

How did that come about? How did that come about?

[B]

I can't remember. This was. Oh, this was a long time ago. This was a long time ago. I'M talking about this might. Might have been in my prime. I don't even know what year that was. Hey, somebody. Somebody in the chat, one of the ladies in the chat send me that, that picture of that Peter ad to my Twitter because I ain't seen it in years. So I could get that. I could take that to Kinko's and get that blown up so I could put it in my game room. I don't think real never seen that. When real see that, well, she might. She might fall back in love because she ain't never seen that side of me.

[A]

Ocho, you weighed 36 pounds.

[B]

We unc. Would you stop saying that, man? For people really think I was that little. I played at 215.

[A]

I was at 215 too. Ocho ain't never been 215 in life, Gil, with the pads on or off, not off. I was rocked up pads and a 25 pound weight. I put him at 205, right? Like rim Hamilton.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, I was, I was, I was, I was 215. I was six, three. Two. 15, man. Four, two, four, one. Four, two, four, 1, 4 0.

[A]

Now you just told everybody your 40 time was why you went in the second round. Now you ran four, two.

[B]

No, the reason I win the second round, because I bounced around from school to school and it was too many red flags. That's why. Too many red flags. I went, I went to third. I went to 3011 schools before I even got drafted, bro. 30 11.

[A]

Look here. Eric Swan was in the semi league. That joke. Win the first round, top five pick.

[B]

What year that was?

[A]

What year's one?

[B]

Come on.

[A]

96.

[B]

And that, that's why. 2001, 2001. Man, they listen, they went and they went and talked to my teachers in elementary school. I mean, what does it matter what I did in elementary school? Going into the draft in 2001, that made no sense to me.

[A]

Actually, they need. They would look elementary school, Ocho, when I'm investing that count. Let me ask you a question. If somebody said, ocho, I got a deal and I need you to invest 10 million, I need you to invest 20 million, 30 million. You gonna take their word for it or what? Are you gonna do some background checking?

[B]

Do me, do me a favor.

[A]

I'm just asking, Ocho.

[B]

I'm just asking. I understand, I understand. Doing a background check. Please explain to me how talking to my elementary teachers in 1985, 1984, whatever.

[A]

What type of kid had to do.

[B]

With anything with me, was he disrupted?

[A]

Did he steal? Did he Wasn't.

[B]

He wasn't disruptive in elementary. Of course I was.

[A]

A lot of kids weren't disruptive.

[B]

Ocho, show me somebody in elementary school that wasn't disruptive in any kind of way. Show me somebody in elementary school.

[A]

Brother.

[B]

That instills something in some kind of way.

[A]

My brother. I don't get. I really don't get that either. Like, I was stealing because I'm broke. Once you dropped me, I ain't broke no more, so I don't need to steal. So that don't even practice. First of all, Gil, Gil, you had a mom and a dad. You middle class. You ain't broke. You good. We'd rob you. Me and OO would rob you. But I'm just saying the stuff they be asking, like, you, if you drive me, all these problems go away. My mom. Now, some of the stuff I. I will. I will concede, some of the stuff that they ask goes overboard.

[B]

Ridiculous.

[A]

Now they. You heard the story about. About Blackman from Oklahoma.

[B]

Black. Justin Blackman?

[A]

Yeah. They went down. One GM says he went to Oklahoma State. He didn't know who he was.

[B]

Right.

[A]

He said he was in a bar. He went to this bar five days in a row. Guess who was in the bar having a drink every day that he was there. Ocho, tell the people who got. Who's out of the league. Because why. Hey, you know, that's why you do. That's why you.

[B]

Jackson. Jackson. Jacksonville, Justin Blackman.

[A]

Yes. The issues that he had in Oklahoma State. 1. Jacksonville didn't do their homework. One team did their homework.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Took him off their board. When I'm in. When you invest that kind of money, it's just like you probably. If you're going to invest that kind of time and energy and money in a young lady, in today's time, you better go do some background. I mean. I mean, today you do have to go back to elementary. Now you gotta go back to elementary school just to make sure what it was then. Oh, there you. There you go. Kissy. There we go. We gotta move the conversation along. We gotta move the conversation along. I ain't fooling with Gil, man. I ain't fooling. I'm just saying.

[B]

Hey, Gil, that's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one.

[A]

You do. You. You do, huh? Oo, you see?

[B]

Right there. Hey, hey, hey. Listen.

[A]

When I was young, all 185 pounds.

[B]

Man, I'm 215 right there. What are you talking about?

[A]

No, you're not. No, you're not.

[B]

I. You see how many abs I got? 1, 2.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 10. Chisel, 3% body fat. 6, 3, 2, 15, 4, 140. That was me.

[A]

A squirrel leaner than a bear.

[B]

Hey, one thing about you, I was hell when I was. Well, now.

[A]

Huh?

[B]

Hey, I'm telling you. I tell you, they. They voted me America's sexiest man alive in 2005.

[A]

2005.

[B]

Yeah. Sexiest man alive. There wasn't nothing. It wasn't nothing. Like me. I was Maury Chestnut before Maurice Chestnut. I was Blair Underwood before Blair Underwood.

[A]

Wait, hold on. Because. Because we got drafted to say. You said 2005.

[B]

No, no, I'm saying I got drafted in 2001. It wasn't until I came into myself and puberty hit, then I became the sexiest man alive for like a year after that. That felt. I fell off after that.

[A]

Yeah, you better be okay. I was just checking because I was. I was. Back then, it was. I was sexy in 46 states. Yeah. Yeah. They banned me, y'all. Already? Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Hey, 40. 46.

[A]

Yeah, 46. I was still working on other ones.

[B]

Oh, man. Oh, that's.

[A]

Man, y'all. Y'all. Y'all need help.

[B]

I can play for the Marlins right now. Right. Now that I think about it. Look at. Look at my technique. You can't. You can't see my whole body, but you can see. I. You see, I know what I'm doing, though. What you think?

[A]

No, you. You scared of that ball.

[B]

Who you. Oh, listen, I hit. I hit. 90 hundred mile. 90. 100 mile an hour ball with. With ease, man. I got hand eye coordination.

[A]

I tell you what, you ain't gonna. You won't even put your bat on 100 mile an hour ball.

[B]

Oh, you won't bet nothing. I go record it tomorrow. I go to the batting cage tomorrow and show you.

[A]

You ain't gonna do that.

[B]

Let's bet.

[A]

We bet.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Bet you you won't put one ball in play. You might. You. You might stick your bat out there and it goes.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You better do your homework now. Do your homework now. I can play some baseball.

[A]

Don't do that. You ain't never played no baseball. Oh, you ain't never played no baseball?

[B]

I played baseball in college. I had. I almost got drafted.

[A]

Yeah, to the military?

[B]

No, to that.

[A]

They were looking for a few good. Me. That was the only draft you gonna be a part of. Bad. Please. I mean, Ocho the thing, the thing is, is that what you have to understand.

[B]

Hey, that was a goal.

[A]

Baseball. Baseball is a sport. Like you could play. Guys could play like hype. You heard guys. Well, like Elijah Juan didn't take play basketball but like his 11th and 12th grade year. Maybe it's 12th grade year and guys play football. Play one year of football. Baseball. You better come up at five years old, seeing them balls you ain't finished. That ain't no sport that you just pick up at 15, 16 and say, yeah, I'm gonna be appropriate. Hell no.

[B]

Can I tell you something?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I respect every sport and it kind of make me sad sometimes where you don't believe how good I am at certain sports.

[A]

I believe you good.

[B]

In high school. In high school at Miami Beach Senior High, I played baseball. I was, I was considered almost going into the first round, but I chose to play football instead. I was a five tooler.

[A]

No, I was a five tool.

[B]

I was a five tooler in high school. That's how good I was.

[A]

What is. What are the five tools, dude?

[B]

What you mean?

[A]

What are the five tools?

[B]

I was a slugger, outfield. You couldn't get that. I would like, I used to pitch too. I would like Shay Ho Ohtani. In high school, I did everything. I, I bull situation.

[A]

So in other words, you can hit for power, Hit for average. Yes.

[B]

Yeah. I did everything. I would throw. Cash throw, man. Listen. Everything. I was a five. Tula. Hey, no, I'm not. I promise you I was. I was going to get drafted to the Baltimore Orioles.

[A]

Ocho, like I said there, I mean, think about it. Think about how hard it is. There have not been a whole lot of guys. That's why. Why you think people give prime. Yeah. Bo so much credit.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Because it's so hard to do that. Very, very calamari. Kyler Murray was the number one overall pick in football. He was the number eight pick in baseball.

[B]

Yeah. That's crazy.

[A]

Brian Jordan, I don't know if you remember Brian Jordan. He played safety. He ended up. He was a safety for the Falcons, a Pro Bowler. He gave it up and turned and he played probably 15 years for the Cardinals. I don't know if all the years, but a lot of the years, bro, that baseball is a different animal. Think about oo. Think about this. Here. You hit.300. Yeah. You're going to be a Hall of Famer. Where else can you. Where else can you fail 3 out of 10? You can be successful 3 out of 10 times. Imagine if you caught 3 out of 10 balls that were thrown to you or you made 3 out of 10.

[B]

Shots, you'll be at home on the couch.

[A]

So that lets you know just how hard baseball is. Bad. Hell, hey, I ain't gonna lie to people. I was scared of the ball. So that was my. That was. And plus baseball was summer. It wasn't. We ain't handle traveling. I had to work. Mary Porter said you can hit them fields. Yeah, he hit the baseball, hit them fields and I'm cool with that. Plus, Ocho, you think you go from football to basketball, basketball to track. You had another month of school. As soon as we got out of school, we in the fields.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

I had no time for no baseball. No damn baseball. Baseball and track overlap.

[B]

Yeah. Damn, I would. Boy, like I wish you could have saw me. Well, I'm telling you. Hey, I wish you could have saw me pitch boy back then. Boy, pitch what?

[A]

Oh, Lord have mercy, girl. Yeah, I heard you.

[B]

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Try. I'm trying to get my camera. See the technique? See that?

[A]

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Yo, this is DJ Wells with Club 520 podcast. We all got a thing Obsession.

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For some of us it's ventures, Fashion.

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Or just can't stop thinking about antique ceramics at 2am can't get it out of your head thing it's on ebay. So go ahead and find what keeps you up at night. Ebay. Things people love. Hey, boy, Unc. I used to give him hell in high school.

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Boy, the five. Two. The five tools you had.

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Let me tell you. Let me see how good. Let me. Let me see how good I was.

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Can I tell you the five tools.

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You had in the outfield? I was the only person in the outfield.

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You have a lawn that was. Yeah, lawnmower, edger, a weed eater, a rake. A rake. Those are the two. A blower. Those are fortitudes that you had. Lawnmower, a edger, a blower, a weed eater, and whatever else you wanted because those are the only tools that you had broken.

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I'm telling you, man, you got you. You know, until you see it, you would never believe it. Some people say, I didn't know Ocho could play soccer until they saw it. Then they see me. I didn't know.

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Ocho, you kicking a soccer ball and actually being a soccer player, there are entirely two different things.

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Do me a favor. Are you going to the TST tournament? You're not going?

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No.

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So when you. When you see the highlights from the tournament and you'd be like, oh, shit, this motherfucker really know how to play, make sure you give my credit, Ocho.

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There are guys that can go shoot a basketball and they think they can be in the NBA. There are guys that think they can catch a football. They should be in the NFL. There's levels to that. Oo, man, don't do that. Don't do them people like that.

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Oo, don't do what I've been doing it.

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Respect them people. Sport.

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You can't play no damn soccer, so I can't. No, See, I don't. I don't like when you do me like that. I don't like when you do.

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I'm being realistic. I gotta keep realistic.

[B]

Hold on. So I can't play tennis either, huh? You see me play.

[A]

No, no, I can't.

[B]

Okay?

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No, you not returning one.

[B]

Just because you can't do it don't.

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Mean I can't return what?

[B]

Listen, listen, Unk. There are clips of me doing everything you saying I can't do, which makes no sense.

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I tell you what, you not returning one professional tennis player served.

[B]

You said respect their sport so I wouldn't be playing on a professional level. Then. So what are we talking about? We talk about just playing the game.

[A]

Yeah, well, I can do that. I go out there, shoot hoops. I can do all that. Yeah.

[B]

No, you can't. No, you can't. No, you can.

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Yes, I can.

[B]

Yes, you can't. No, you can't. Matter of fact, I can go play. I can go play right now. I can go right now and make the Miami. The Miami Open.

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Miami Open? What?

[B]

The Miami Open in tennis? Yes. Right now at 56. I can go play for real. Matter of fact, I can go play for Napoli in Naples, Italy, right now. Coming off the bench.

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No.

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Yes.

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You'll never see no action.

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Yeah, I'm gonna see Ocho.

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Ocho. This man talking about Ochoa. Yeah. Because you said you was gonna be able to play professionally. I'm talking about professionally.

[B]

I didn't say professionally, though. I would just talk about it. I'm really. I'm really good at the things. Oh, yeah.

[A]

You go out there playing old people. There's a lot of old people down there.

[B]

I don't play old people. I play the younger folks to let them know how good I am despite my age. Yeah. That's what I do.

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Ojo, you got the people believe it, man. Yeah. Oh, I believe Ojo could play.

[B]

I can't. I can. If you. If you see, you don't. You don't follow. You don't pay attention to what I be doing, man. That's what I do.

[A]

Oh, Lord. Have birthday. Look, I was at. I was at a. A celebrity tournament tournament with Andre Agassi and Pete Sanford.

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Yeah.

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You not hit that ball. Trust me, man. That ball. Hey, have you. Have you ever seen a professional tennis match? Have you ever seen.

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I go to the Miami Open every year. Un. I know what it looked like, bro. Listen. Do you know I'm my hidden partner. I'm Chris Eubank's hidden partner.

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Like I said, honest.

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I'm Chris Eubanks hidden partner, bro. So the fact that I know what it looks like, I can return.

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You're not going.

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I can do all that.

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I mean, you wouldn't. You wouldn't have been able. You wouldn't have been able to hit a return Venus or Serena, let alone the men, man.

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I'm talking, man. Listen, man, see you. You disrespect and they tell you. You disrespected my skill, man.

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No, no, no, no. You over evaluating your skill.

[B]

No, I'm not of overevaluing because I. I train the pros. That's what you fail to realize.

[A]

No. Ocho, do you realize how many people that played sports that didn't cross over? Like, you got two, you got three, you got Bo. You got Dion. And you got Brian Jordan. You ain't never seen nobody play professional football and basketball. You'll never see nobody play. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[B]

I play professional soccer and football. Hey, I'm. You know what I would think about. Like, I'm thinking about, you know, the presidency. I'm thinking about the two people who are running that we have. That we have to choose from. And I always thought, obviously, I'm really not into politics. As heavy as I'd like. You know, I have. I have family members that are, you know, Don Lemon, you know, we related. He's into politics really good. Mark Lamont, Anthony Hill. He's another cousin of mine. He's really into politics. Like, I just. But I would love to represent the people. You know that. And it's probably. I'm not the right person to do so, but I would just love to be in that position of power, you know, to, you know, to be the president. Like, could you imagine what I could do, you know, if I was. If I was at the highest seat? Can you. Can you imagine the changes I would make? You know, when we talk about someone representing and being for the people, like, that's me. Like, I live by that. Like, I really live it. I don't talk it. Like, you know, part of being part of politics is talking and selling the dream, getting people to actually vote for you. But what the people need is somebody like me that actually, you know, talk the talk and actually walks it. I'm really like that. Like, I could just imagine my. My. I just. When it's time for me to give a speech, you know, and I. And I start my speeches with, you know, for the American people, I just want you to know I love you. And then I will get into whatever the topics are at hand. Like, I just. I would just be perfect for that. You know, I'm just. I just thought about that just after watching that ad, and. I don't know, man. Damn.

[A]

No, the thing is, Ocho, you got a lot to be in politics, and. And you said you're gonna be for the people, but the thing is that you need those big donors. So. So what, you think they want to return? Hold on. What you think they want to return?

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Oh, yeah. I got him. I got him. I got him. One. One hand, rub the other. Man, you got. I understand the political game very well now, but this is the problem. The people don't understand it. I don't think the people understand it now. I'm not. Now, we're not going to make this a political goddamn Debate. Because this is Night Cap. Not. Not. Not Fox News or cnn. But, you know, I'm gonna let that be. We'll say that for another date and another. Yeah, yeah. I can get into it. I can get into it Good. I ain't gonna do that.

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Uncle love the show. Oh. Do you think you could do 225 for more reps than Ocho could do? 105 could do. You think you could do 225 on the bench for more reps than ocho could do? 185?

[B]

Wow.

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Yeah.

[B]

Why would he discredit me and put me at 185 when I could do 225 as well? What is he trying to say?

[A]

But you only gonna do it for one rep, so he's trying to give you an advantage.

[B]

225. I could do 22527 times. What are you talking about, Ocho?

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I tell you what I'd be willing to do. I put up a million dollars, so you can't do it. 25.

[B]

Run me my money. You're gonna run me my money?

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No chance.

[B]

This is. This is. This is what people fail to do. People always have an eye test. People always use the visual. Listen to me. Stay with me now, baby. People always use the visual and look at something and say, you got a T shirt on.

[A]

You got a T shirt. You got a T shirt on up under there.

[B]

His frame is small.

[A]

He. You got a T shirt. You got a T shirt on up under that. Yeah, take a shirt. Take that off, and let me show the people.

[B]

Yeah, I know. Hey, y'all ladies. Don't be looking at me now. Yeah, yeah. Let me come up out this thing. Let me come up at this thing. Yeah, you see that? Look at that. Look at that. I just. I just. I just look like this. I just look like this. I have a small frame, but I'm strong, huh?

[A]

You ain't doing no. You ain't doing no 225.

[B]

How you gonna tell me? And I've done it. I've done 225, 27 times. No, I just look like.

[A]

Hey, pull up. Pull up. Ocho, I'll tell you what we can do. We can pull up what you did at the combine.

[B]

What is the com.

[A]

What?

[B]

The combine ain't got nothing to do with it. You talk about right now, Ocho.

[A]

First of all, this is how I know. This is how I know you can't do 227. Because when you went to the combine, that was your opportunity. Let Me finish. Let me finish. The combine was. When you're on the job interview, you going to be at your absolute best. You're going to be at your fastest. You're going to be at your best because that's the job interview. You don't even lift like that anymore. I'm not so sure. I'm not so sure. You could do 225.

[B]

I didn't even lift weights at the combine. All I needed to do was run my 40 and run routes. Once they saw my routes, that's seal the day.

[A]

That's how. That's how I know you can't do 225, 27.

[B]

Talk about now. It's about now.

[A]

Now, if you said you do 185 like 10 times, I said, okay, you might get that.

[B]

No, no, no, no. I'm very strong despite my frame. I am extremely strong. So if you want to put that million dollars, stay. Make sure you stand on business by that million dollars, too. I'm gonna do a video when I get back to Miami tomorrow.

[A]

No, you ain't gonna do no video. I'm gonna be there. Bring your million with you. I don't need no video. I need to be there. Huh?

[B]

I'm a video it so you can see.

[A]

I don't need no video. I don't need no video. I'm gonna be right there in your presence. I'm gonna bring a million dollar cash. You bring yours, you put it right there.

[B]

Wait, what? What's. What I'm taking a million out for?

[A]

Cause you're gonna put. You bet me a million?

[B]

Nah, you said you bet. You bet the money. You bet the money.

[A]

Put up. I'm putting up a meal. You put up a meal.

[B]

So I'm walking away with 2 million.

[A]

That you walking away with 2 million?

[B]

You know what? I'm a million for me and a million for real. You know? We appreciate that. Happy holidays.

[A]

Yeah, I tell rail to put up a million too, because I gotta cover her too. So it's 2 million.

[B]

I like that.

[A]

Yeah, Yeah, I like. I like that too.

[B]

It's cold in Philly, man. Let me put my jacket.

[A]

I might. I might. I might find. Hey, with 2 million. With $2 million, I might find me somebody then.

[B]

Okay, you already got somebody. She done donated you $2,000.

[A]

Hey. And well, guess what? And her friend about to donate me a million. Her friend of the hub about to donate me 2 million. So I'm about to have 2 million. 2,000 the volume. Hey, we all love bacon, right? I mean, who does it and did you know Oscar me smokes their delicious bacon for 12 hours over real hardwood.

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