Nightcap Hour 2: Drake DISSES LeBron on ICEMAN?! + Unc's RESURFACED LeBron TWEET from 2012 + 2026 NFL Thanksgiving slate LEAKED

Summary

Club Shay Shay — Nightcap Hour 2

Date: May 14, 2026
Hosts: Shannon Sharpe ("Joe"), Ocho, and co-host(s)

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Episode Overview

This Nightcap Hour 2 episode centers around three major talking points: Drake’s alleged diss to LeBron on his new track “1am in Albany” from the upcoming album Iceman, a resurfaced LeBron tweet from Shannon (“Joe”) dating to 2012 and its relevance now, and the leaked NFL Thanksgiving 2026 game slate. The hosts dive deep into legacies in sports and pop culture, the way media and fans treat greatness, and share stories and opinions with their trademark blend of humor and candidness.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. LeBron’s Legacy and Changing Narratives

(02:42-11:01)

• Joe reviews LeBron's achievements past his 2012 tweet: Revisiting the accolades LeBron James amassed after Shannon’s old tweet, reflecting on his MVPs, Finals appearances and dominance.

  • Joe: “He goes back to Cleveland, he gets another finals and an MVP. So now he got four regular season MVPs, three finals MVPs...he comes to LA, he gets another MVP. Finals MVP. So now since I made this tweet, he has two regular season MVPs, four or five championships, four Finals MVPs...” (03:02)

• Discussion on how greatness is recognized: Reflecting on Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron’s impact on and off the court. The hosts discuss the resistance to crowning new greats due to emotional and cultural resonance.

  • Ocho: “Even as great as LeBron has been, it will still be Kobe no matter what...there's nothing you can say, there's nothing that you can do to unseat that.” (06:38)
  • Joe: “When we talk about other great players...they don't dump on Magic. They don't dump on Larry...Only one player.” (10:25)

2. Media, Fans, and Posthumous Reverence

(07:34-10:20)

• How perception changes after death: The hosts draw parallels with Dr. King, Muhammad Ali, Malcolm X, and Kobe Bryant, exploring how these figures were often disliked or misunderstood in their lifetimes, only to be revered after death.
  • Joe: “Do you realize that Dr. King became more popular to death than he ever was?...Muhammad Ali didn't become beloved until he couldn't talk.” (07:39, 08:01)
  • Notable Quote: “History. We got to talk about history, not his story.” — Joe (09:20)

3. Tim Hardaway Sr.’s Comments and the “Killer Instinct” Discourse

(11:02-13:14)

• Hardaway’s controversial take on LeBron: The crew reacts to Tim Hardaway Sr. saying he'd take prime Penny Hardaway and Grant Hill over prime LeBron and his take that LeBron lacks “killer instinct.”

  • Joe: “Hold on, I wanna make sure he said, I quote, I would take Prime Penny, prime grant over prime LeBron James.” (12:05)
  • Ocho: “But damn, we gotta be. We gotta keep it 100, bro...LeBron, he's been different since he's entered the NBA.” (12:23)

• Injury hypotheticals and changing sports medicine: They discuss “what if” scenarios for players whose careers were derailed by injury, and how advances in medicine might have changed history.

  • Joe: “How many times can we do that about a player, Joe? If he didn't get hurt? Oh, Joe and I sport, if he didn't get hurt, man, what could Gail Sales career been? ..."" (13:15)

4. Anecdotes: Surgery and Getting Older in Sports

(15:23-18:33)

• Shannon reflects on his bilateral hip surgeries: Candid and humorous talk about the realities of surgery, recovery, pain, and aging as an athlete.

  • Joe: “I said, Shelly, help me up. Hey, you was in pain like a boy, bro. I had just had surgery...Damn that gown. Hey, Georgia, I'm trying to get up out of the—Damn that gown.” (17:01-18:33)

5. Drake’s Alleged LeBron Diss & Album Speculation

(19:02-24:09, 23:03-24:09)

• Reading into Drake’s lyrics: The segment discusses whether Drake takes a shot at LeBron in his new song and debates the authenticity and context of the rumored diss.

  • Joe: “Appeared to take a shot at LeBron on 1am in Albany: 'I shouldn’t even been shocked to see you in that arena because you always made a career off switching up teams.'” (18:38)
  • Joe: “He referenced. Also referenced LeBron number...‘Please stop asking what's going on with 23 and me. I'm a real one and he's not. It's in my DNA.’” (23:08)

• Debate over internet rumors vs. actual content: The hosts temper speculation by urging listeners to wait for the album to drop before jumping to conclusions.

  • Joe's Co-host: “You got to be careful with some of this stuff, especially on the Internet...I would wait until that album comes out.” (23:25)

6. Running Jokes and Podcast Chemistry

(24:42-32:01, interlaced throughout)

• Good-natured banter over who does the best podcast intros: Ocho, Joe, and the crew debate who’s best at opening the show, poking fun at each other for being scripted vs. “off the dome.”

  • Ocho: “Don't get mad at me. Cause I was prepared for my opportunity when my opportunity presented himself.” (25:03)

• Plans for future episodes: Ocho declares he'll try to get Drake as a guest, maintaining the playful tone.

7. NFL 2026 Thanksgiving Slate Leak

(50:51-54:20)

• Excitement over the expanded football holiday: The hosts break down the new NFL Thanksgiving lineup, hinting at the league’s dominance in sports broadcasting, and the pressure it puts on the NBA and other sports.
  • Joe: “They got a Thanksgiving Eve game...Packers travel to Los Angeles to take on the Rams. And then you got Thursday game...Bears traveling to the lions...Eagles traveling to the Cowboys...Kansas City at Buffalo. And then the Black Friday game is Broncos at the Steelers.” (51:11)
  • Ocho: “What NFL trying to do? They trying to take over.” (51:54)
  • Joe: “Hey, if I'm the NBA, I ain't playing no Christmas game unless Christmas on a Tuesday, right? I ain't messing with the NFL. You can't beat the NFL.” (53:32)

8. Travel, Flying Stories, and Rising Costs

(40:03-49:48)

• Inflation and the pain of travel: They vent about the sky-high cost of airfare, hotel surcharges, and traveling as a public figure.

  • Ocho: “I was gonna bring the fam out there. I looked at them damn ticket price. I said, hold on. It's just gonna be me and baby girl.” (48:22)
  • Joe: “Family of four. You gotta fly first class. It's gonna cost you about 11, 12,000.” (48:33)

• Dreaming of a Nightcap private jet: They joke about one day flying private, referencing friends in high places and airport hookups.

  • Joe’s Co-host: “I know the way the man upstairs work. It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen.” (49:25)

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• On sports greatness and cultural memory:

  • “History. We got to talk about history, not his story.” — Joe (09:20)

• On posthumous praise:

  • “It’s amazing how figures become beloved in death much more than they were.” — Joe (08:41)

• On LeBron’s critics:

  • “You see how people say anything?” — Joe, about Tim Hardaway Sr.’s take (12:19)

• On the podcast banter:

  • “Don't get mad at me. Cause I was prepared for my opportunity when my opportunity presented himself.” — Ocho (25:03)

• On travel pain:

  • “Family of four. You gotta fly first class. It's gonna cost you about 11, 12,000.” — Joe (48:33)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• LeBron’s Legacy vs. Kobe, Jordan, Historical Context: (02:42–11:01)
• Posthumous Reverence & Comparison to MLK, Ali: (07:34–10:20)
• Tim Hardaway Sr. Comments on LeBron: (11:02–12:19)
• Injury What Ifs and Sports Medicine: (13:14–16:44)
• Personal Surgery Stories: (15:23–18:33)
• Drake Iceman Album/LeBron Diss Discussion: (18:38–24:09, 23:03–24:09)
• Podcast Intro Battle & Banter: (24:42–32:01)
• Travel, Airfare, Hotel Surcharges: (40:03–49:48)
• NFL Thanksgiving Slate Breakdown: (50:51–54:20)
• Closing Sports Debate & NFL/NBA Scheduling: (54:20–59:16)

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Tone & Language

The hosts are high-energy, passionate, and candid, mixing sharp sports analysis with jokes and real-life anecdotes. They keep discussions accessible for fans who love sports as well as for pop-culture observers. The back-and-forth is snappy, funny, and sometimes pointed, especially when debating hot takes or bandying about podcast “intro” one-upmanship.

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Recap for Listeners

If you missed Nightcap Hour 2, you missed a spirited debate about sports legacies, new beefs between Drake and LeBron, a sharp look at how fame (and blame) shift over time, and an early look at the NFL’s Thanksgiving plans for 2026. With plenty of storytelling—on and off the court—the crew, led by Shannon Sharpe, laid out sports truths with humor and history, peppered with “only on this show” moments of candid reflection and trash talk.

Transcript

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[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

They won the championship, beat okc in 2013. What happened on Joe? Yeah, that be San Antonio both of those years. Tell the Joe what happened. LeBron James was the MVP of the league. So now he has two regular season. He has four regular season MVPs, and he has two championships with two finals MVPs. Yeah, he goes back to Cleveland, he gets another MVP. I mean he gets another finals and an MVP. So now he got four regular season MVPs, three finals MVPs. Guess what? 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18. He's a seven time first team all NBA selection. He's a 13 consecutive time first team all NBA selection. No, I don't think it's consecutive. I think it's 12. But he has 13, which is the most overall. I think the next closest is about 11. Now he comes to LA, he gets another MVP. Finals MVP. So now since I made this tweet, he has two regular season MVPs, four or five championships, four Finals MVPs, seven All NBA selection. He goes to the Finals in 2012, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

God damn.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Oh yeah, so that.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

So that shouldn't change nothing. That shouldn't change nothing. I want to know the guy to get in a seven year span. Tell me the guy that got that kind of resume.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Hell it ain't one. Hell, it ain't what you know. Hey, hey. You know they ain't gonna miss him till he gone, bro.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Yeah. Love Jordan.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

It's gonna be too late.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

I go, I don't just watch highlights of Jordan. Like I said, I remember when Jordan hit the shot in the Superdome against Georgetown. James Worthy was on that team. James Worthy was the most outstanding player. That was Patrick Ewan's first year, y'.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

All.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

If you don't remember Patrick Ewing, I think the first three to four shots he goaltended because John Thompson wanted him to send a message. He wanted him to intimidate him. So he just going up there, I mean, got this, this much over the rim, pulling it down. Gold tenant goaltending. Swing the shot. They swing it, swing it. 18 year old kid. Do you know how much confidence you got to have in an 18 year old kid when you got James Worthy on your roster to take that shot and not James Worthy who had played out of his mind. So I remember That I remember he came in the league, I thought he was great. I didn't see this. Nobody's. Everybody. Oh, yeah. No, you didn't. You did not see this man doing this. Nobody did.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

He superseded. Yeah, he superseded expectations.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

And I watched him. You're not gonna see another rookie come in, Joe, and average 29, almost 29 points a game. It ain't gonna happen. Even in today's game, as open as it is, he was just. He was just on another galaxy. He was just like we had never seen anybody we saw. Dr. J, you know, could do certain. But the. What he could do. Connie Hawkins could elevate, not. Not like him. And then when he got. He got that shoe. It was a rap.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

It was a rap that sealed the deal.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

When he came out with that shoe, it was over. It's over, right? Nobody gonna touch him. I don't care if somebody come out and they average 40 points a game for 10 years and win 10 championships, they're not gonna surpass him. Not in terms of aura. Nah, can't do it, Joe.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

You can't. You see, you heard what you just said. And you see how nobody would be able to unseat Jordan and what he's done and the impact he's had on culture, not only with what he did on the court, but what he did off the court. Kobe is still in that same conversation. He's in that same conversation. What he's done on the court and off the court, no matter who comes after him, whether they're better statistically, that's. That's what. That's what. That's where the. That's where the pushback come from. Unk. When you talk about LeBron and what he's been able to do. That's why so many push back on it. Even though LeBron has been better even in times of when. When. When he been older, you know, and being able to sustain the consistency at, you know, at 30 and 35, even now, still at 41, even as great as LeBron has been, it will still be Kobe no matter what. No matter. Regardless of who you're talking to, there's nothing you can say, there's nothing that you can do to unseat that.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

But we understand me having a degree in history. I understand it.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Yes, sir.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

You do realize that Dr. King became more popular to death than he ever was?

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Yeah.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Do you realize that when he was alive, 60, 60, 65% of the black people hated him?

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Yeah.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

See, they won't tell you that, though, but they'll quote Dr. King and white people. It was 90. He was the most hated man in America.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Yeah.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

You do realize that Muhammad Ali didn't become beloved because until he couldn't talk. But they don't want to have a real conversation with me, Ocho. They don't want to have that because even his own people, because they say, if my son got to go to Vietnam and they gotta die, what makes him better than our kid? Y' all don't want to have real conversations. Y' all wanna. Y'. All. I'm telling you what I know. Look it up. Google it, y'. All Google everything else.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Google it.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

How despised Dr. King was, how despised Malcolm X was, how despised Muhammad Ali was.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Hello. It's amazing how figures become beloved in death much more than they were. Go back and look at some of the tweets that people said about Kobe. I remember when the very people that's praising him now was getting on networks and saying he was a ball, saying he was selfish, saying, I don't, y'. All. But see, why can't we have an open, honest conversation? And that's not to put Kobe down. Kobe did what he did, but we got to be honest and tell the truth now.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Mm.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

History. We got to talk about history, not his story.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

That was a bar.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

That was a bar. If it happened. If it happened on this day in 1955, it happened. That. And you can't move it up or you can't move it back. It happened.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Y' all ain't. Y' all ain't. Y'. All. Y'. All. Y' all ain't. Hello, I'm. Why ain't nobody Googling about how people that look like Dr. King hated him and Muhammad Ali? Why are y' all not Googling that? Y' all Google everything else. Ocho. And I say. You call. Ocho say, man, you know what, Unc? I got up this morning, 6 o'. Clock. That's a lie. Oh, lying, Ocho. I put chocolate milk. I put chocolate milk on my steak, man. Ocho, no, he lying.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Hey,

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Kobe is great. LeBron is great. But if you notice, when we talk about other great players, they don't try to take a dump on any other great players. When we talk about them, the only one. When we talk about magic, when you say Jordan is better than magic, they don't try to dump on Magic. They don't dump on Larry. They don't dump on the other greats. Only one player. But we're gonna move on. We're gonna move along.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

What Happened.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Tim Hardaway senior compares LeBron James to Jordan James Harden and says he doesn't have the killer instinct. Magic Michael Kareem Colby had that killer instinct. I love Braun, but at times he doesn't bring it the way we. So you see what he said? Hold on, what did he say? W e we. We. Those are your expectations. Now who's hit more clutch shots? Who's hit more game winning shots? But he ain't got the killer instinct. Lord have mercy. I mean, I mean, I mean he did say, didn't have a hard way, say he'd take Grant Hill or Penny Hardaway over LeBron.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Did he really?

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

You see how Joe turned his head?

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

He said that? For real.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Hey, hey, hey. You're gonna have a select few. You're gonna have a select few that. Hey, listen, Joe. You're gonna have a select few that played the game at a high level.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Ocho, I hate to quote y', all, but I wanna, I wanna make sure he said, I quote, I would take Prime Penny, prime grant over prime LeBron James,

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

man. Come on, bro.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

You see people say anything. You see how people say anything? You see how people say anything?

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Hey, hey, hey, hey. And Penny, Penny, one of my favorite players out to mj, bro, it's mj then Penny. But damn, we gotta be. We gotta keep it 100, bro. We gotta keep it 100. These guys who I enjoy watching coming up. But man, LeBron, he, he's been different since he's entered the NBA.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Fellas, maybe, maybe, maybe Hardaway don't like him personally or something.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

I'm trying to figure out. I'm trying to figure out. They make it seem they do realize like Braun was a five time first team all the NBA pick, right? And he probably should have won the defensive player of the year. One year the media voted him number one, the coaches didn't. Another year the coaches voted in number one. But the media didn't. But he's an all NBA all defensive selection.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Damn.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Come on. I mean, we got, we gotta stop this now and we'll do. If he hadn't got hurt. Well, if, if, if Brandon Roy hadn't got hurt. How many times can we do that about a player, Joe? If he didn't get hurt? Oh, Joe and I sport, if he didn't get hurt, man, what could Gail Sales career been? What could Sterling career has been? Terrell Davis. How many guys can we say that about? Father Grant? When Grant was in high school, when college with Duke, him and Kristen Laitner and Thomas Hill and Bobby Hurley he was phenomenal. He was a phenomenal, phenomenal, phenomenal player. Him. That last time we had cold rookie of the year was him and Jason Kidd. Yeah, they were Cody. They were co rookies of the year. He was phenomenal. He was. Penny was sensational and Penny was only. He said, man, when I had that surgery, he said. He said I wasn't the same. So end up having. I think he ended up saying he had micro fracture where they drilled holes in the bone. Try to let the blood, you know, try to let it heal on its own. So some people have great success. I think Kenyon had it. I think Kmart had it.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah, TMac had it.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Yep, yep. TMac said it. Yep.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah. Chris Weber had it. That microfacture.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

They said they don't even do it. I don't think they do it even. Do they still look and see if they still perform microfacture surgery? Because you don't think they do. Bruce Smith had it. Rod. Rod Woodson had it. Obviously Bruce and Rod top 100 players all time in the history of the NFL. Rod came back and moved to safety and man, Rod got like 70 something picks.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

I think Amari Stoudemire had it.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

I think he did too. He said, actually they Google, they still hat they still perform it, but it's not to go to basically. You get that, say, yeah, yeah, I ain't playing no more.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Damn, that killed a lot of careers too. Yeah,

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

yeah. And that's the thing. Just think if they had. If they had modern medicine now, ocho. And you take it back 30 years. And that's the thing. Medicine just get better and better and better. Yeah, they used to cut you. When I got. When I got a bilateral, my brother, they used to go through your glute. What, replace your hip. Yeah, Cut that big ass muscle. Ah, now guess what they do. Oo. Put a little incision in there. Take that robot. That robot go in there. They. They done put it right on there. You in and out, Mr. Sharp. As soon as you can get up and walk, walk and fly the steps a couple of times, you can go, Shelly, help me get up. Hey, Joe, man, I was in so much pain, but I got to say, man, I got to get up out of here.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Hey, I was the same way, bro. I was the same.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

I'm hurting cause I still got the catheter in me. I said, if y' all take this out. Oh, Lord.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Yeah.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

They say as soon as you walk up these flight of steps like three times, Mr. Sharp, you can go. And if you can empty your bladder. She'll give me some water before I go. I drunk that water. I went down the flight of steps. I was hovering. I said, lord, I would grip my teeth, tears running out, because that thing. I was in so much pain.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Hey, hey, hold on. So if you get it. If you get hip surgery, they have to put a decathlet.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

They did.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

I'm saying, anybody.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Yeah, that's what they do. I don't know. Maybe it was. Maybe it was my age. I don't know. But I was like, lord, have mercy. Oh, my God.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

The catheter. That's what they put down your throat.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

They put it down. They put it down your pee hole. So. So you compete. So, you know, you go, yeah, yeah. Oh, Lord. But I was. Hey. They said, Mr. Sharp, as soon as you walk up the flight. I see. Walk up these steps two or three times, empty your bladder. You can go. I said, shelly, help me up. Hey, you was in pain like a boy, bro. I had just had surgery. The surgery. I think they said the surgery was 90 minutes. They will me back to the. They will wheel me back to the recovery room. They had me up. I was in 10 minutes. I was like. I got back there to left me. I look out. They like, Mr. Sharp. Mr. Sharp. I opened my eyes. I see. I see the lady, the nerd. The. The lady anesthesia lady that gave me the anesthesia. I see Shelly. I said, okay. I said, you okay? I was like, yeah, I'm okay. As soon as you walk up a couple of flights of step and empty your bladder, Mr. Sharp, you can go home. I said, shelley, help me up. Hey. She's like, shelley, hold on, hold on. I said, shelly, she's like, your gown. Your gown is up. I said, damn that gown. Hey, Georgia, I'm trying to get up out of the. Damn that gown. Hey. She got a big old diamond on the hand, and she told me before she got two kids, so. Hey, hey. I'm trying to get up out of here.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

I'm trying to get up out of here. I got up out of that thing, man. Hey, yeah.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Hell, no.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Oh, man. Yeah, Joe, they put that thing. Hey, I don't have bilateral. Both of them got one in July, got the other in February. I need to get up out of there. Oh. Ooh. Appeared to take a shot at LeBron on 1am in Albany, who. I shouldn't even been shocked to see you in that arena because you always made a career off switching up teams. Damn. He.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Who said this?

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

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[Robert Smigel]

Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy. Not quite on Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you friends. Funnier. This week, my guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an acapella band with their between songs banter.

[Isaiah Toledano]

Where does your group perform?

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

We do some retirement homes.

[Robert Smigel]

Those people are starving for banter. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Timbo (Sports Slice Host)]

Last night, a blown call changed the game. This morning, the Internet lost its mind. Highlights are trending, opinions are flying, and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo. Every episode, we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the plays, the controversies and the stories behind the headlines. We go straight to the source. The athletes themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions, the stuff nobody gets to hear. The laughs, the drama, the triumphs, the moments that never make the highlight reel. From viral moments to historic games, from buzzer beaters to controversial calls, we break it down, give you context, and ask the questions everybody wants answered. Sports Slice brings you closer to the end action with stories told by the people who live them. Listen to Sports slice on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slice Life 12 and the TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.

[Gerard Odono (Comedian)]

Hey, I'm Gerard Odono. You might know me as that loud guy who yells out help. On the Internet. Help.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Somebody please.

[Gerard Odono (Comedian)]

But there's so much more to me than that. I'm an actor. I'm a comedian. And recently I've become quite the helper myself. And on my new podcast, Hope from a hypocrite, I'll be changing lives, helping people in need with my sage advice and thoughtful solutions. Psych. I'm a comedian. I'm not qualified to give good advice. Join me and my comedian friends as we riff, rant and recommend some of the most legally dubious advice known to man. If I'm calling you, even if you're on your phone, let it ring twice. One ring is too scary. Cream of chicken soup.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Hey, Cream.

[Gerard Odono (Comedian)]

Cream of chicken soup. This is Help from a Hypocrite. The worst advice from the dumbest people you know. Listen to Help from a Hypocrite as part of the Mike Cultura Podcast Network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

What's up, fam?

[CJ]

It's Isaiah Thomas and I'm C.J.

[Isaiah Toledano]

toledano. And our podcast Point Game is about defying the odds.

[CJ]

Like LeBron heading into the playoffs without Luca and Austin Reed and finding ways

[Isaiah Toledano]

to no matter what, he's the smartest

[CJ]

player to ever play the game. His IQ is at a level that we've never seen before, and he knows without Luka and Austin Reaves, I gotta manipulate the game.

[Isaiah Toledano]

We get a player's perspective on the challenges of the playoffs.

[CJ]

I think Joker's gonna be exhausted this series because when they don't have Rudy in the lineup, he has to really guard guys like Nas Reed, he has to guard Julius Randle, and then he has to give us everything. He gives us on a night to night basis on offense.

[Isaiah Toledano]

And when it's friends stop by like Quentin Richardson, we dive into some playoff history too.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Steve Nash would get that thing.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

That man, hell get the flying.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

He running up the court, licking his

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

fingers while he got the ball. Like you go through a training camp

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

with that Isaiah, you figure it out real quick. Get your ass up and down the court and you gon get the ball.

[Isaiah Toledano]

So listen to Point game on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Are we sure this wasn't AI and this is, this is the part of the album Iceman that's coming out?

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Yeah, he referenced, he, he referenced. Also referenced LeBron number and another line saying please stop asking what's going on with 23 and me. I'm a real one and he's not. It's in my DNA.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Damn.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Yeah, yeah, I got to, I got. See, you got to be careful with some of this stuff, especially on the Internet. You know, I, I ain't no telling. I would for me personally, yeah, I would wait until that album comes out because what we got the album come out what, May 14th.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Man, don't start me the line. May 14th. Tomorrow it is, yeah.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Hey, Chat, y' all would know better. Do Iceman come out this this month, or is it next month?

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

No, this month.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Tomorrow night. Don't. Oh, well, you going on east coast time. Because it's already. It's already. It's already the 14th on the East coast, but it comes out the 15th. Oo, Joe.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

All right,

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Thursday night at midnight, which will be Friday morning.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

I say we. We'll be on then. We'll be on it, right?

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

No, we off tomorrow.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Nah, nah, nah, nah. I ain't got nothing to do.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

We can have said we need a break.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

I don't.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

I mean, you and Joe did such a good job. I mean, y' all could. You know, you can have it.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Got to work, too.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

No, that mean we got to work. No, no, no, no, no. That would mean I got to work. Joe say Joe got it. Joe said he got this thing covered.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Hey, so, man, y' all see.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Y' all see that intro?

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. That's not fair. That's not fair.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

What's not fair, Joe?

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Reading from something. I was. I went off the top of the head.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

I went off the top of the head. So now if you. Hey, hey, I seen you put the script in front of you.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Hey, hey, listen, listen. Don't get mad at me. Cause I was prepared for my opportunity when my opportunity presented himself. Don't be. Don't be mad at me.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

I'm not gonna be mad, but listen, you can't be.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Hey, you can't beat me in. You can't beat me in that. You can't beat me in the intro. You can't beat me in the outro.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

You can't beat me in the intro.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Hey, if I got it written in

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

front of me, I would definitely beat you. Oh, so you want. Oh, you want. You want. You want the intro on Friday?

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Listen, give me the intro on Friday and have it for me written out like he did. And watch what happened.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

They had nothing for me.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Joe, I see you put the intro funny before you started Ask.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Did they. They ain't sent me nothing.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Hey, you think I'm a fool, boy? I was born at night. I was doing that night.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Hey, Joe, you ate a lot. I don't care who you tell him.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Oh, Joe, he really didn't know he was supposed to be doing it because he was like. And I just told him, hey, Joe, you got the intro now, I don't know if he had. I know. Hey, we didn't send him anything.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

You saw him put the clipboard right in front of him, right? He got the laportier. He got the laportier. Stripping all down, like. Come on, man. What.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

What are we talking about?

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Listen, listen, listen, listen. After yesterday, after that happened, when they sprained it on you, I said, boy, look, I'd rather be prepared for an opportunity than to be unprepared for an opportunity.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

I like mine better. Mine was authentic and organic without no script.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

I said, hey, I gave your props. I said yours.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

You know what yours is.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Okay.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

All right.

[Gerard Odono (Comedian)]

Chat.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

We gonna put it to the boat. Chat. Who had the best intro? Oo or I see.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Listen.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

And you put it to the chat. Of course they gonna say he is better, cuz he's scripted.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

I'm off the top.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Hell, he know it.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Hey, when you. Hey.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

When you can.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Hey, when you go off the dome with no help, then let me know.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Damn.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Hey, you mad?

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Hey, don't get mad at me, bro.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Hey, what I'm mad for? Hey, you. Hey, you need. You need to help.

[Gerard Odono (Comedian)]

You.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

You need help.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

You.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

You put. I didn't need help.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Y' all put that backup quarterback. Y' all let me get some reps. Your ass in trouble, you hear me?

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Oo. So you go ahead and prepare. You got the intro on Friday night.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

But listen, this is. This is the thing. One thing about it. If you give me a script and it's in front of me and I'm reading it and I. And I could be animated, he gonna lose.

[Edwin Castro (Castro 1021)]

They didn't get.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Let me finish.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

They didn't get.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Hey, let me tell you something. Hey, when you want to talk, raise your hand. I'll call on you, okay? Hey, hey, Unc, you know how I am expecting when you. When it come to me being on camera and you give me a script, he going to lose. Regarding. Because that's what I do.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Would you tell this man we did

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

not send your script. We did not send him a script. We were. Honestly.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

I tell you. I tell you this. He looked at the intro and wrote everything down. I tell you that. He said the same things you say

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

verbatim in his words.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

So what we talking about?

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Oh, my goodness.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

And still,

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

I mean, he got the portier. It's a premium, like an exo. Hey, hey, hey.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

I'm talking about he word for word. I'm like, what the hell?

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Hey, I want to thank you guys for your eyes, ears, and your word of mouth. Hey, matter of fact, hey, Ocho, he been listening. Because all this is. We did we. We never had a script. So even when I do the club Shay Sha, it ain't no script. That's just me. And over the years, you just remember. Yeah.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

I tell you what.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Hey, listen, she said no, you just

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

go, hey, listen, tomorrow. I mean, Friday, when we come Friday, right?

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Yeah.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

I'm gonna do the intro. I'm gonna change the intro completely.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Okay?

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

I'm gonna still talk about laportier.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

It's your. It's your intro. You do it how you.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Hey, now I'm gonna show you. I'm gonna show you how it's supposed to be.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

I'mma show you how it's supposed to be.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I don't give a damn what you do. Give me my damn credit that

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

you gotta give credit, though. Oo. It was a good one. Now, come on, now.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

It was good. Okay, I. I get to him. Hey, one to 10. It was a five.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Oh, man. Get the hell out of here.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

It was a five.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Get the hell out of here.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Hey, listen, it wasn't. It wasn't authentic and it wasn't organic. You just re. You was you. It was regurgitated with uncle already say so, man.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Come on.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

All. All the.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

The.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

The stuff I gave you my partner near my player partner.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

One.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Okay, okay, okay, okay. One to ten. I give you a six. Then. I give you a six.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Oh, the chat. The chat said the chat giving. Oo giving a ISO a ten. The staff gave him a ten to oo, you got your work cut out for you tomorrow.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Oo. Oo, I said they pay you for your feet, not your hands.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

I know because I. I said. I said. I said that. Yeah. On yesterday's show, Joe. So you just added that to it. I said that yesterday, Joe. Hey, see now. Hey, one thing about it. Don't never let me get in my creative bag. Cause I'm be in my bag Monday on Friday. Friday, Friday night, it's gonna be on.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Hey, hey, hey. I know. You know one damn thing. I'm paying attention.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

You know that. Hope so. I hope so.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Hey, hey. I'm coming out. I'm gonna have smoking.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

All

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

y' all laughing, and I' ma have smoking all in my intro this. Hey, remember. Hey, remember how Dressy had. Remember how Jersey had the fireworks for the Erica. Erica Kirk thing?

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Yeah.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Yeah. That's how my intro gonna be.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Oh, my goodness. I mean, he had it down. Say please make sure you hit the subscribe button, please. Hit the. Like. We can take some time off. Oh, Joe got it. Joe got it.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

I got y' all telling you. Hey, look, that's how I was trying to show y'.

[Podcast Host (Leigh Ann)]

All.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

I wasn't trying to show you up, Ocho. Yeah.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Hey, Joe, you can't show me up, boy. This me.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Look, look, here you go. Here he go. I thought we were having real conversation.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

We have. Hey, I'm just letting you notice me. Are we gonna have a conversation when we hit that court?

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Hey, hey, y'.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

All.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

I'm in tears just thinking about that, boy. Hey.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Oh, man. Oh, man. But I feel bad because I, you know, look, LeBron was. LeBron and Drake were close. They hung out together, you know, man, you know, LeBron used to get. I mean, when Drake drops, Drake would drop something. Obviously, LeBron would get an opportunity to listen to it first. I don't know. I just.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Hey, man, you know, hey, them beefs go far, bro.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

You know?

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Hey, hey, if I'm beefing with somebody and you. And you play a partner with him.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Hold on.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

I'm going to look at you side.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

I gotta cut out everybody back. So the best thing is.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

If somebody beefing, just go ahead and stay up out of it. Right? You got to. Yeah, for sure.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

You think I'll let somebody got a problem with Ocho and. Hey, man. And do you? No. Whoa.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Yeah. Hey, hey. Matter of fact, you know what's funny too, Joe? When you think about it, if there's anybody in the world that really don't like me, no matter what, that says more about them, as opposed to me. I'm a very. Hey, Joe. I'm a very likable person, bro.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Yeah.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

You hear me?

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Yeah. You don't say that. You won't criticize. You ain't gonna say nothing bad about nobody.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

No, no, I've been getting better. I've been getting better.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

No, you don't. You getting better. But I'm saying even. Even then.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Yeah.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

They like, man, because even when you say something, people gonna think. They're gonna think, well, he just doing that for the show. He just doing that for clicks. And they don't realize. That's. Look, that's my honest assessment. Yeah. And you know.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Me to say to. Even for me to say something critical, I gotta really sincerely, genuinely believe that, bro. I need. I need you to give me better than that. Yeah. So if oo criticize you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bull time. Go and tell you what it is. It's hold on. TI Rap. When does TI album come out?

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Oh, it's probably gonna come out soon.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

It say it come out on the 15th too.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Damn.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah, I'm gonna see what the cane talking about.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

I mean, but even if Drake album is good, you think people will give him the credit that he deserves? It depends.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

On like he he's gonna have to be a monster.

[Liberty Mutual Spokesperson]

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[Comedy Show Audience Member]

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[Edwin Castro (Castro 1021)]

Oh, no.

[Liberty Mutual Spokesperson]

We help people customize and save on car insurance with Liberty Mutual together. We're married.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Me to a human, him to a bird.

[Comedy Show Audience Member]

Yeah, the bird looks out of your league.

[Liberty Mutual Spokesperson]

Anyways, get a [e-mail] or with your local agent.

[Comedy Show Audience Member]

Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty.

[Robert Smigel]

Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy not quite on Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier this week. My guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Sydal help an acapella band with their between songs banter.

[Isaiah Toledano]

Where does your group perform?

[CJ]

We do some retirement homes.

[Robert Smigel]

Those people are starving for banter. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Timbo (Sports Slice Host)]

Last night, a blown call changed the game. This morning, the Internet lost its mind. Highlights are trending, opinions are flying, and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo. Every episode, we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the plays, the controversies, and the stories behind the headlines. We go straight to the source. The athletes themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions. The stuff nobody gets to hear. The laughs, the drama, the triumphs, the moments that never make the highlight reel. From viral moments to historic games, from buzzer beaters to controversial calls, we break it down, give you context, and ask the questions everybody wants answered. Sports Slice brings you closer to the action with stories told by the people who live them. Listen to Sports slice on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slice, Life 12 and the TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.

[Gerard Odono (Comedian)]

Hey, I'm Jared O'. Donnell. You might know me as that loud guy who yells out help. On the Internet.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Help. Somebody, please.

[Gerard Odono (Comedian)]

But there's so much more to me than that. I'm an actor. I'm a comedian. And recently, I've become quite the helper myself. And on my new podcast, Hope from a Hypocrite, I'll be changing lives, helping people in need with my sage advice and thoughtful solutions.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Psych.

[Gerard Odono (Comedian)]

I'm a comedian. I'm not qualified to give good advice. Join me and my comedian friends as we riff rant and recommend some of the most legally dubious advice known to man. If I'm calling you, even if you're on your phone, let it ring twice. One ring is too scary. Cream of chicken soup.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Hey, cream.

[Gerard Odono (Comedian)]

Cream of chicken soup. This is help from a hypocrite. The worst advice from the dumbest people you know. Listen to help from hypocrite as part of the Mike Kultura Podcast Network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Podcast Host (Leigh Ann)]

Will Ferrell's Big Money players and iHeart podcast presents soccer Moms. So, I'm Leigh Ann.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Yeah.

[Podcast Host (Leigh Ann)]

This is my best friend, Janet. And we have been joined at the hip since high school.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Absolutely.

[Podcast Host (Leigh Ann)]

Now, a redacted amount of years later, we're still joined at the hip, just a little bit bigger, hips wider. This is a podcast. We're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey with all the snacks and drinks. Sidebar. Why did you get hard sidebar seltzer instead of beer? Oh, they had a bogo.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Well, then you got it.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Do you want a white collar sub here?

[Podcast Host (Leigh Ann)]

Just hit.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

What are y' all doing? Microphones? Are you making a rap album? Oh, I would. You. I would buy. It cuts through the defense like a hot knife through sponge cake.

[Podcast Host (Leigh Ann)]

That sounds delicious.

[Gerard Odono (Comedian)]

Oh, you're lucky I'm not a drug addict. You're lucky I'm not an alcoholic. You are lucky I'm not a killer.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

I love this team, and I'm really trying to. To be a figure in their lives

[Liberty Mutual Spokesperson]

that they can rely on.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Oh,

[Podcast Host (Leigh Ann)]

listen to soccer moms on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

No, I think it's gonna be good. I enjoy all the work that he's pretty much done, but I think he knows he. He probably wants to over deliver in

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

this one TI Album come out in September.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Nah, it come nowhere. It say on the 14th.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

No, I say September.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Oh, September 4th. Okay.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Yeah. September 25th.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Oh, yeah.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Maybe he got. Maybe dropping another single. Boy, they, they. That. That one he dropped. Boy they play that. They keep that thing on tick tock.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Welcome to the checker flag running through the midline.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Yeah, yeah, but, yeah, but look, Drake. I mean, look, Drake been at the top for about 10, 15 while we playing.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

At least. I'm talking about strong.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Strong.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Yes. Yeah.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

He on a good Runway. He owned a good run.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Oh, he don't really miss too. Too much. No, I ain't really seen the miss. I'm gonna keep it real. I'm looking forward to this album.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Yeah, I mean, he got. I mean, look, I. I don't know. I met him one time. He was great to me. Hey, man, love you on Undisputed, man. Keep up the great work. Boom. That was it. I. I don't know. I don't know the man like that. I don't. You know, I listen to rap here and there, you know, I'm more of an old school type of guy. You know, I still listen to the old school rap.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Dedicated Tupac, big and stuff like that. But

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

hey, hey, chat, chat. Y' all bear with me. I'm gonna try to see if I can get him as one of my guests when I take over. When the ISO take.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Oh, you gonna get Drake.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

I got.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

I got pr.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

I got a decent relationship with him. I'm gonna see if I can get him on.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

I. Come on. Can I come on?

[Gerard Odono (Comedian)]

Oh, yeah.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Hey, Ojo, can we come on?

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Hey, when I go on vacation. But I'm on vacation, boy.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Oh, you know what?

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Hey, we're gonna have a. Oh, we gonna have a. We're gonna have a good time.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

I'm gonna be in the chat. Don't worry about it. I'm gonna be somewhere with my feet kicked up with. When. With a. With a. With a pinot colado with a mai tie.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Who a my time.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

My feet won't be kicked up, but UG might be. I'll be somewhere. I'll be somewhere. I'm gonna take a vacation, guys. You know what? I'm gonna really take some time. I'm gonna really get away. I'm gonna dec. I'm gonna decompress. I'm gonna turn. I'm gonna put my phone on dnd.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

We're gonna lose his mind with his phone on dnd.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Don't call me either. Yeah. Oh, yeah, but ain't nothing worse than the plane not having wi fi.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Oh, hey, hey, listen.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Depending on how far you going, if you're going over water, it's gonna be. It's gonna be a little Short period

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

coming back from New York or Jersey, that's six hours coming back to Vegas, no WI fi. Hey, man, I remember, I got. I said, man, I tell this lady, this flight attendant, she said, here, you can use my pass. You, you sleep like you, you real irritable. I said, can I use your phone? Can I use your WI fi? She gave me her WI fi code and everything.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Hey, yeah, not having WI fi hurt, boy. Especially if, if you're not sleepy and it's a long flight. Anything over three hours and you got

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

no W. Oh, yeah.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Oh, yeah.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Hey, I'll be flying from Vegas to LA and it'd be killing me.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

That's why I try. I try to sleep. Pretty much the flight.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Jordan be sleep. He don't even be on the face. Jordan be sleep. I ain't never seen nobody sleep like that. Jordan sleep like a six year old. He sleeps from location to the airport. He get on the plane back there, Joy got his hoodie on.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Hey, that means Jordan. Hey. Hey, Jordan, like when you have kids, you know when you got kids that are young.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Yeah.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

You know, you put them in the car when you, you can't get them to go to sleep, put them in the car. Driving around, driving around the corner real quick.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

I think he got narcolepsy.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Hey, hold on. I'm gonna tell y' all something. That's me. I'll be asleep for the plane take off.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

I'm talking about gone up Joe.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah, I'll be out of there. Hey, hey, look, I use them flights to give me some rest because that's it seemed like the flight go by a lot quicker when you sleep, if you ain't sleep. Hell, it seemed like the flight long coming from.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

I mean, because we went to, we went to Can B, Ash, Shelly, who else on the flight with us? Just me, you and Shelly, Right. And Jamie. I stayed the whole while Ash tried to sleep. Now you ain't gonna sleep. I can't sleep. I did. Every time she tried to sleep, I let her get that thing good sleep. She. Hey, Ash, let me ask you something. Now I forgot what. It was my bad. I remember.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Hey, listen, I flew from Atlanta to Vegas, you know, probably what about four, four and a half, man, I'm talking about out of there before the plane took off. Look, the Stewart, she steady tapping on me. She been tapping on me five minutes trying to wake me up. And I need you to put your seatbelt on.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Damn. All right, that's what I do. I put that on. Hey, I go ahead and put that on. Because that's the one thing. I'll be sitting straight up. Cause I don't want. Because I. Oh, now, you talking about. Like my grandma used to say, boy, hell flew all through me. That'd be dead sleeping. They wake me up by the seat belt to bring your seat up.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Oh, man.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

But I need you to let your seat.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

I need you to let your seat up. We ain't took a wing. We ain't. Come on, man. I just got it back a tad bit. I just need a little lean in there.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

I don't sleep, and I. I feel bad for people, especially when I'm in public. If you. If you sit next to me on the plane, especially in the exit row. Well, you better be ready to talk. You better be ready to talk. No, hey, Joe, I'm a Yappa boy. I'm talking about. I don't know you. I'm asking, you know, where you from? How you doing? How's your family? Do you like sports? Yeah, but, yo, why talk your head off? Random strangers. Random strangers. Why? By the time we land, I'm gonna know everything about you from A to Z.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Well, I'll be out of there most of the time.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

I mean, all the time. Shelly will fly, but Shelly don't sleep, so she constantly, you know, tapping me. But most of the time, if I fly with somebody, it's gonna be either Shelly, my sister, or Kayla. Yeah, Ash, you know, but see, Ash, obviously, she don't say nothing when I be bringing back the food. When I bring back the shrimp, or I bring back the short ribs. She ain't got no problem. Be waking up in.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

And everybody looking at her like, well, how you get that? She ain't got no problem. She ain't got no problem. Wake me up. Cause, you know, now they don't cut out the food service. I mean, what, 350 miles? Anything less than 350, you don't get nothing in the back. Yeah. Nice.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Damn.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

For what? Man, did you see the price of them tickets? Nacho and Ocho.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Yeah. I'm glad. I ain't got to go. I ain't got to go.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

My sister coming out in three weeks.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

How much was it?

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Four weeks a month.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

How much was it?

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Like two to what?

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

200? 2,000.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Hey, and. And. And she flying. She don't. She. I don't. I don't think she flying. She. Well, she got to go to what you call them. She got like two or three stops, right? Yeah, yeah.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Oh, yeah. It's high, boy. It's how to fly.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Well, that's, that's crazy. Well, I'm sure at some point the prices will go back down.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yes.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Yeah. How much you think was the fly for? For WWE Ocho.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Oh, shoot. I don't know how much it was.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Huh?

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

25 Hyundai.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

It was what?

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Yes.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Yeah, y' all gotta. Hey, you guys, let me, Let me, Let me book my own stuff.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

No, we didn't let you book nothing. Hey, we gotta make sure you get your ass here. We're not letting you book anything.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

I, I, I get, I get that for the least, least price possible. I don't care if I gotta have two, three stops.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Now, my sister.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Come on.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

My sister can have a couple of stops. Cause she ain't on no schedule. Oh, no, you getting direct?

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Yeah, I mean, I'm just, I'm trying to save y' all money, man. You know, that's all I'm about.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Well, I'm gonna take your. I'm gonna put your freaking flybys. I'm gonna get your freaking fly miles. Hey, you know what? I tell you what you do. If you stop smoking them people hotel room. I greatly appreciate that, cuz. They kill him. They kill him by what you call for real. What you mean for Joe? This man talking about for real.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah, that's a charge, bro. When they, when they. Hey, you think you smoking on the low and them people don't know when

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

I smoked in the, in the hotel. Oh, you talk about out there.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Every hotel room you go to at the wind.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Okay, just that time. Okay. I mean, most of the time that.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Some other times. Yeah, okay.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

I got you. I got you.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

If you, if you want, if you on ESPN or a Netflix. Dime.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah,

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

okay. I got you. I got you.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Or Shay shit me to die. Please go outside. Please. Please go outside.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

I got you. I got you.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Yeah. And you know, now you know how the airlines are. The prices ain't never going back down.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Oh, no, sir.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

They have to get it out of the way.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Hold on.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Thinking about Frontier. Frontier thinking about they might have to close that door. Cause so now with less competition, how are you going to get from point A to point B?

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Hey, but see, this is the funny thing about it. If they want to play that game now, certain people are going to have. Certain people are going to have to stop flying. What you're going to see, everybody can't afford those tickets, especially not in this economy. So what's going to happen? They're going to be forced, Joe, to make the Prices affordable. At some point you have to. Everybody can't afford. Everybody can't afford to fly like that.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, you right. But I just had to book a couple flights to Minnesota for next month for my daughter's volleyball tournament. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Call me a few grand, like 3, 530.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Because I book a month in advance. I don't book my mama ticket. Yeah, yeah.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Hey, hey, I was gonna bring the fam out there. I looked at them damn ticket price. I said, hold on. It's just gonna be me and baby girl.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Oh, no, no. But, hey, they going up. I mean, hey, a family. Yeah, family of four. You gotta fly first class. It's gonna cost you about 11, 12,000.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

For sure.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

So. But guess what? We gotta fly. I mean, that's. And I'm. I'm back and forth. I mean, I'm back and forth from Vegas to la. I mean, we. Hey. At least once. Hey.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

So when we get in the nightcap playing.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Hey, that would be crazy, man. You know, God. God. God probably gonna bless us. We'll be able to have our own private jet. Yeah, you know, we. We have it. Have it wrapped with the nightcap sign.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

I'm telling you. Listen, I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I. I know the way the man upstairs work. It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen. But y', all, you know how much

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

it take to operate a plan, don't? Yo, I don't think you have any idea how much.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

I talked to Ross. I know how much it costs. Yeah, yeah. I'm telling me. Gonna get us one.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

And you see the fuel prices are going up. Hey.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yes, sir.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

I know somebody. I know somebody. Hey, I got my homeboy, right? He work at the Opalaka Airport. You know, most of the private planes fly at Opaka Airport. I can get his g. I can get his fuel for the low.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Hey, hey. He oversee the shipments that come in. I. I got some stuff need to come through there.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Depending on what it is. Long as I get a percentage now

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

bad look here, I'm gonna do the best I can to make sure you guys fly first class and not have to buy comfort.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Hey, let me tell you something. When we have something to do, you do not have to put me in first class. Just sit. Put me in the exit row. But I need the window seat. If I don't have the window seat, I'm. I'd be pissed off. I don't need. I don't need no first class. I don't need all that.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

I mean, but when you. Bro, when you bring what you call them? Cambodia. Hey, Cambodia ain't gonna want to sit back there.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

She ain't got no choice, boy. First class. I mean, we don't. Hey, we.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

I don't.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

I don't. We ain't like that. We ain't like that. You know, we. We content Exit road just fine.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

I'll keep that in mind. All right, ocho, Joe, the 2026 Thanksgiving slate leaked and it's free. Hello. It leaked and it's five day. I'm like, damn, it's big. Bowl print fire. They got a Thanksgiving. They got a Thanksgiving Eve game. Wait, the day before Thanksgiving, p.m. eastern, the packers travel to Los Angeles to take on the Rams. Okay, and then you got Thursday game. Ocho, can you imagine a Sunday, Wednesday game? Ooh,

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Wednesday.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Because Thanksgiving falls on a Thursday. So you got the Bears traveling to the lions. That's the 1pm game, right. You got the Eagles traveling to the Cowboys. That's the 430 game.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

That's gonna be a good one.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

You got the. The late game. Kansas City is at Buffalo. And then the Black Friday game is this Broncos at the Steelers.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Hey, hey, what y'.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

All.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

What NFL trying to do? They trying to take over.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

They trying to make that money, that money on Joe. And how do you make more. How do you make more money by slotting more games?

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Gotta have a game. That's why they want. That's why they want that number one back. They want them one more game. Now I'm gonna give them another. I say I give them somewhere between three and five years, they got another playoff team. Cause Netflix. Netflix. In order to be considered a real. A real net, you gotta have live events. The best live event you can get is NFL football.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

The best.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

You see these screaming services?

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yes, sir.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Be surprised. Now, the NFL done came to them. Now they got an early opt out in 2030. They say, look here, y' all come on to the table with us now. We will extend this thing, but. But it gonna cost you a little more.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Now if y' all wait to 2030, we opt out, we're gonna really hit you over the head. We just gonna, you know, tap you. We gonna tap you. We ain't gonna really hit you that hard. We ain't trying to knock you out, but we gonna put a pump knot on your head. You gonna put a pumpkot up there. But hey, hey. And look, look. Look at what they got. They got green Bay la. They got Chicago, the Lions. They got Dallas. Eagles. They got Kansas City, Buffalo. They got Pittsburgh. Broncos. Pittsburgh. You're watching that?

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

You watching.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Listen. Hey, the NFL ain't no fool. They know what games are slate.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Hey, if I'm in, if I'm the NBA, I ain't playing no Christmas game unless Christmas on a Tuesday, right? I ain't messing with the NFL. You can't beat you not be the NFL. You not. No nothing.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Hold on.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

But. But, but.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

But the NBA has always had.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Well, you will have less viewers because the NFL took that over. You see what the NFL did? What? What day this year?

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Hey, hey. Y' all gotta slow down, Turbo. You know what I'm saying? Y' all gotta slow down a little bit. I understand what's going on.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Oh, Joe. Hey, it's a Friday. Christmas on a Friday, they gonna have two, three games. I bet you. I bet you they have two, three games on Friday.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Well, I guess we all will be playing on the same damn game.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

I'm sorry, Ocho. You ain't gonna have number family and friends. They gonna be looking at both games. Fan of NFL. I'm telling you, man.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Damn. Hey, Ocho, y' all open up against the Falcons, huh?

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Nah, we got Week nine against the Falcons in Spain, in Madrid. Yeah, Week nine. I'm not sure who the opener is.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Oh, you was hoping that thing was in Atlanta so you can get Ocho down there. That y' all beat it. Beat their brains in hot, Joe.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Oh, man. Hey, look, I will. I think the Falcons gonna be pretty. I think they're gonna be decent, and I think they'll be able to beat

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

the bank about the Hawks, Joe.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

What we ain't talking about. We ain't talking basketball. We talking football right now. Leave basketball out of this.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Okay, well, hey, listen, with all due respect, you know, to the Falcons, y' all got Bijan Robinson. You hear me? Y' all got my dog, AJ Terrell, you hear me? Y' all got eight, y'.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

All.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Y' all got Drake, London, Young Bull, really run Bull. Nice. But y' all don't have enough firepower to do anything with anything over there. Offensively with the Bengals, they got a

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

better defense than the Bank.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Ain't got nothing to do with y'.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

All.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Y' all ain't gonna stop us regardless, man.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Please, I want to see that. It'll be a good game. Ojo. I think the Falcons will get out

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

on you down there to Madrid then. Week nine.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Oh, no.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

I ain't gonna make it to Madrid. I'm going to Dallas, though.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

When y' all play? Wait, Dallas?

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

What.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

What game?

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

I think when we go play the Ravens. Oh, what's up? Would you. What would you. What you want to do? Get some race.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

You going to Brazil? You going to Brazil?

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

No, I'm talking about. I thought you want to put a little something.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

You gonna pay uncle if you win, huh?

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah, me, I got a good rapport, see?

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

What.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

What me and you go through ain't got nothing to do with me.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

That's cool.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, they got nothing to do with me.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Hey, let me tell you. Hey, Joe, don't. Don't worry about it, but I'm jumping. I'm gonna be on your head like a chicken on a June bug, boy. You hear me?

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Energy is the. Is the new currency, homie. I go based off energy and movement. How you move, how you act. So I just reciprocate that, you know, I. I get back.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

I like that, Joe. Hey, I tell you what. I'm gonna take what's mine, though.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Damn.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

I don't know where you gonna get.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

What you gonna think?

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Your pockets. You hear me?

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

That will not happen.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Tell you that.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Ocho.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

You can't run your pockets, boy.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Do they.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

You hear me?

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Oh, we played the Cowboys last year. We beat the brakes off the Cowboys.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

We ain't talking about last year, are we? Hey, hey, if it ain't happened yesterday, hell, I don't really know nothing about it. I'm gonna keep it right and forgot it. Okay?

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

We beat the brakes.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

So going forward. Going forward, we gonna see what y' all got.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Yeah, you know that defense. Hey, I defend. Hey, sir Tan wouldn't give it up nothing. You know that, Nathan.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Oh, look, he. Look, look. Hey, I noticed how you be flip flopping from the Broncos to the Ravens, depending on who.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Hey, Joe,

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

you don't root for Phoenix?

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Who? The Phoenix Suns?

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

You know, another Phoenix team?

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Nah. I mean, it depends. I don't really root for him like that.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

You only root for the Hog. You only root for the Nets or nothing, huh? I'm.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

I'm. I am a real Hawks fan. Yes, yes. I'm a real Hawks fan.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

I'm a bro.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

So we play Phoenix. I'm all. I always got the Hawks.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

But I'm saying, what about if Phoenix play somebody else?

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Well, I ain't gonna lie to you. I bet it the Bucks was gonna win against the Suns in the finals a few years ago. Yeah. Yeah. That's a secret. I really Want that to get out.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

But we talking about, hell, you, me. You didn't want to get out. Hey, but, Joe, I did win a championship with the Ravens.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah, I know. I know. I'm just saying you use it. You use it to your advantage. I noticed. I. You know, I peep. I see what going on, but everybody

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

know I. I got the Bronco. I got Broncos and stuff.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah. So if Ravens wet the bed and the Broncos play good. I know how you go to the Broncos. The Broncos wet the bed and the Ravens.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Same thing he did last year. He did.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Oo.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Stop.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Huh? Well, my. My quarterback was out. That's why y' all lost in the playoffs. You heard. You didn't hear what I said, huh? Our quarterback was out. And that was your excuse you use on why y' all got sent home. Your quarterback was out waiting it. Okay. Just FYI. We'll see. And we'll see, y'.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

All. Oh, we definitely would have won. We definitely was going to the Super Bowl. I ain't saying we would have won it, but we go. We would win.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

I mean, with that defense, y' all would have had a good. Hey, listen, last year, with that defense y' all had, there was a good chance y' all could have won that.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Huh?

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

With that defense y' all had last year, there's a good chance you still would have won it. As long as your quarterback ain't turned the ball over.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

We call some noise. Cause we can cover. We can put pressure on the quarterback. It. I bet you it had been a better game than what the Patriots gave me.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

I mean, see, I. I could have told you.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

I bet you that. But that's all right. We'll see.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Hey, somebody. Team ain't gonna be as good as they think.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

I think we know who that is.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Who? We ain't talking to you, boy.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah, we. We just definitely talking to you. Because, I mean, we'll let it play out. We'll let it play out. I'm gonna write it down, and it's gonna have a date on it, and I'm gonna. I got. I got a team on here. I know exactly who.

[Joe's Co-host (possibly Joe or a close friend)]

Joe, one thing. One thing about it, boy. Everybody. That's a. Don't worry about it. You right.

[Ocho (Joe's Co-host/Friend)]

Yeah. Yeah, boy.

[Joe (Main Podcast Host)]

Y' all see all that weight? Cali, the lost.