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Mike Evans extends his 1000 yard streak. Matches Jared Rice all time. Instead of taking a knee to run the clock, The Buccaneers won one last play to get Mike Evans $3 million bonus. It was Mike Evans 11th straight 1,000 yard season.
Shannon Sharpe
Laugh. That's live now. Now you, you see the difference? You see that? You see the difference?
Chad Ochocinco
I wonder if that GM knew that. You think that GM knew that Mike Evans beat dog on right?
Shannon Sharpe
They knew it because they talked about it on TV before it even happened. You know, Mike being able to reach his incentive. The $3 million incentive. Yes, the GM knew. He understood. He was going to make sure Mike got it. No, that's, that's the difference.
Chad Ochocinco
I love it. I love it.
Shannon Sharpe
That's the difference.
Chad Ochocinco
I love it. I love, I love when teams reward their players. Mike Evans has been nothing but a model citizen for Tampa. He had an opportunity to possibly leave for greener pastures and free agencies. He took less money because his family was there. He's been great in the community and he's like, you know what? I want to. I want to be a one helmet guy.
Shannon Sharpe
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
And they rewarded him for that loyalty. They've been loyal to him. He's been loyal to them. He's been nothing but a great player and a great ambassador for that organization. And this is how it should be. When someone have rewarded you with their play and their loyalty, I believe a team should pay that back. Not all teams do this. A lot of times, loyalty only goes one way. It normally goes player to team, and the team never reciprocates that loyalty to the player. Like it's been reciprocated because even Tom Brady, every. Y'all talking about Tom Brady did all that. At the end of the day, what did the Patriots do?
Shannon Sharpe
Hey, it's a dirty game. The game is the game. Business. Business.
Chad Ochocinco
Mike Evans, congratulations. One of the great receivers in NFL history. 11 straight seasons of 1,000 receiving yards. We thought that record was in jeopardy. Ocho, remember, he pulled his hamstring. He missed three games. Hey, but Baker said, bro, come on back. I got you. So, Mike, congratulations. Very well deserved. 11 straight seasons of 1,000 yards. Only Jerry Rice has more. 14.
Shannon Sharpe
That's lies.
Chad Ochocinco
And, you know, at least now, Ocho, they play with knee pads. You know, we used to hit that hard ass dirt. We have nothing. Knee pads. No thigh pads. They got. Hey, they got knee pads, thigh pants. Hell, I mean, some of the. Probably running backs wear. He'll pay. But we was out there just basically, we had on tight. To make a long story short, we had on tight because we hadn't taken all the. All the inner working out and cut all that out, put all that out. Y'all know who started that? We started that. Y'all think the. Y'all think the Broncos. We cut our pants and then you had the shoestring for the belt to tie it up. But the first person. Actually, I would've given Ricky Jackson. Ricky Jackson was the first person I ever saw that had no pads in his pants. And I was like, man, they let you do that? I went out there like, hey, you feel so light, Ocho, because, you know, act like. And I remember when I came to practice and Mike asked, like, 84, you gonna play in the game like that? I'm like, yeah. He's like, okay, that's on you. Hey, as long. However, he said, come to practice. However you going to play in the game. Now, Dan Reed wasn't playing that. Dan Reeve said, look, if you get. If you don't have no pads in and you get a five rules, I'm gonna find you. Let me go and put this thing here. Let me go put these. Oh, j. Let me go put these five pans in there. Let me go put them in there. I. I don't even want to. I don't even want to. I only want to. Don't have to worry about.
Shannon Sharpe
So funny. When we used to practice right with. With Belichick in New England, you could play in the game half if you want to. But Bill in practice, he had everybody looking like the goddamn mannequin in the damn. You know the mannequin in the equipment room?
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah, got. He got an elbow pad. He got him. He got on the head.
Shannon Sharpe
We little kid, we'll make everybody. You gotta have your knee pads in, your thigh pads in.
Chad Ochocinco
Oh, my God. Oh, that would. Drove me crazy.
Shannon Sharpe
He ain't playing that if you ain't. I remember I went out there one time, I'm thinking, you know, I'm a veteran. He not gonna trip. Here I go. I'm out there. Took the lining out my pants. No knee pad, no thigh pad. Man, Bill sent me in that. Send me right back in. I had to change my pants, get some new pants, and put my thigh pads and my knee pads in.
Chad Ochocinco
Boy, hey, that was. Hey, Mike's like, hey, if you don't play, if you don't play with no knee pads, no thigh pads, you can't practice without them. Well, hey, I have nothing but helmet and shoulder pads. That's all I had. I have no thigh pads. I didn't play with no mouthpiece. They like, man, you got. I said, bro, I don't have time. I done slapped hands with somebody, I done hit somebody on their ass because they made a good play. And you think I'm gonna reach in my mouth and pull my mouthpiece out. And plus, I want to be able to talk ish on command. F you. You. Sorry, Bo.
Shannon Sharpe
I ain't with no mouthpiece. Just a mouthful of gold. That's it.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah, I had them three sticks, a big red in my mouth. I was good. Brev was fresh, talking cash ish.
Shannon Sharpe
Oh, there was some good days, boy.
Chad Ochocinco
Oh, Joe. The question is, has Lamar Jackson won enough to secure the MVP? DraftKings sportsbook still have Josh Allen as a minus 230 underdog. So he's the favorite about his 230. So that means he's the favorite.
Shannon Sharpe
See what I mean?
Chad Ochocinco
As lamar is a plus 185.
Shannon Sharpe
Is this after the game or before the game? See what I mean? See, that's why I say the vote must already be in. Somebody knows something.
Chad Ochocinco
Here's the thing. Your vote don't have to be in until normally. I think our vote had to be in by Monday. By Noon. Because, you know, you gotta vote for all the awards. You gotta vote for all pro. Because you get a vote, you vote for all the all pro team, offense, defense, kicker, coach of the year, rookie of the year, you know, offensive rookie of the year, defensive rookie of the year, mvp, comeback player of the year, so forth and so on. So all that. So you. Obviously. And it might. Ocho, it might be after the game, after the last game. But I'm thinking, I'm thinking. Ocho. I'm thinking it was noon Monday. Like I said, it's been so long.
Shannon Sharpe
Go.
Chad Ochocinco
Hell. I hadn't worked at CBS in, man, in so long. I mean, I think last year was like the Broncos win the Super Bowl. So that was 2013. So it's been like, it's been 12 years. So that was a long, long time ago. But for me, I'm just saying. And I think Josh Allen has a phenomenal season, but 41 touchdowns with less than five interceptions, that's impressive because Aaron Rodgers, and we know how gifted Aaron Rodgers is a throw of the football. I mean, you think about all the great quarterbacks. Only two have ever done this. Aaron Rodgers and Lamar Jackson. 900 rush yards with 4,000 passing yards. No quarterback has ever done that. He did it. The second highest quarterback rating in NFL history. He got it. He got a lot of first or seconds he's had. Like I said, I, I'm glad I ain't a voter now. I'm glad I'm not a voter now. I'm glad. I'm glad I'm not a voter now. I'm not. I, I. Yeah, I'm biased. I want Lamar Wood. Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay. I mean, wow. Sue me. Hello?
Shannon Sharpe
Sure. You going to show him that helmet?
Chad Ochocinco
Huh? That was me. The super bowl helmet is at the house. So, yeah, I'm biased. I don't know what you want me to tell you. Okay? Sue me. Look, I don't think that's gonna fit now. I might get long and then y'all might have to cut it off my head.
Shannon Sharpe
Russ, what happened?
Chad Ochocinco
What are you doing? Get your ass out of bounds. That's two times you've done that. Yardage is not important at this point in time. The clock is right. Russ is too veteran of an effing quarterback to keep making these mistakes. It cost him against the Baltimore Ravens. He tried. Not all of a sudden, he. Josh Allen, he gonna run a Cam Newton. He gonna run somebody over with his small ass. Slide your ass down in this situation. Get your ass out of bounds yardage. 3 yards is not. Is not more important than 15 seconds, right? I don't get it. It's like all of a sudden, these guys, they. Ocho. It's like the moment. The moment got too big for me. He forgot. What. Tell me what. Tell me what you thought was. Ocho. Tell me. You got one timeout. Why would you not go out of bounds and save that time out as opposed to getting three yards and gotta burn it, right?
Shannon Sharpe
Mm. Listen, I'm glad it went that way. Cause I sure ain't wanna. I ain't sure ain't want us to lose. So. Listen, you got to have better talk management.
Chad Ochocinco
It's called situational football. And the really good ones, they understand it.
Shannon Sharpe
15. Not in Kansas City. There's a reason you get paid 500 million now. There's a reason.
Chad Ochocinco
I just. I'm like, bro. I'm like, bro. It's just hard to win when guys in situations they don't understand, and then you got. You got your Ocho. It's hard when your best players have bad attitudes. You see, because the thing is, Ocho, you don't want to get rid of that guy and then have him have that attitude. Have good, good. A good attitude. Because whatever the case, because we saw what happened in Minnesota with Randy. They wanted to move on. He goes to the Raiders. He didn't feel appreciated. They wouldn't give him the opportunity. And then, you know, he goes to. He goes to New England and we see what happened. So the Raiders like, bro, why couldn't. Why couldn't we get that?
Shannon Sharpe
Hey, listen, that's why. That's why you have to be cautious. That's why you have to be cautious, you know, and have a little grace and a little leeway for players like that, of that caliber that are special. George Pickens ain't no regular receiver.
Chad Ochocinco
Eventually that behavior is going to rear its head. And it reared his head in New England, didn't it? Because guess what? And the one guy that wasn't going to put up with that behavior is who you're playing for, the guy. So what's the guy name that's not going to put up with that behavior, no matter how great you are? What's his name? Ocho?
Shannon Sharpe
Bill Belichick. You know what? You know, when I think about that situation, when I go back to it and think about it, remember, like, he didn't really do nothing.
Chad Ochocinco
He just said it was more to it than that. Ocho. It was more to it than that.
Shannon Sharpe
It was.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah, it was. Hey, Ocho. Okay. And then they traded to Tennessee. Okay, he goes to Tennessee. Then what happens?
Shannon Sharpe
Different offense.
Chad Ochocinco
You see, now, Minnesota, Oakland, New England, Tennessee, Minnesota again. Five teams. And we keep blaming. We keep blaming the team, huh? The 49ers was the last stop. He went there. They went to the super bowl. And then he hung it up after that. I just don't get it, Ocho. It's because the thing is, is that you can steal a year if you're a great player. Yeah, they'll allow you to steal a year if you got a year.
Shannon Sharpe
You can steal a few.
Chad Ochocinco
See, now you cook it. Now you cooking.
Shannon Sharpe
And you can steal a few. Especially if you ain't no problem.
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Chad Ochocinco
All right, Ocho, let's go to Pittsburgh. Is end of the season, regular season on four consecutive losses. How hard is it as a team to turn a slide around once you get to the playoffs?
Shannon Sharpe
Oh, that's a good one. So that's. That's four games. Four or five.
Chad Ochocinco
Lost.
Shannon Sharpe
Four in a row. I mean, what are you. I'm trying to think. I mean, what can you do outside of play? Better offense. Because the reason they haven't played well is because the offense is abysmal. The past four weeks that they've been bad as opposed to how they look before they look. They look really good. I'm not sure what's going on with Arthur Smith and the play calling or Russ and you know, his ability to facilitate the ball to the receivers. I don't know what it is. Huh. Honestly, I can't tell you. I just know from an offensive standpoint, they've been able to run it. Okay. But the passing game hasn't been what it should.
Chad Ochocinco
I don't know what I'm gonna get. First of all, you remember pick mystery games. But when he's in Ocho. Ocho. I mean, if he's supposed to roll 10, I. I don't know. Because Ocho. Because you know that on that speed out with that 10, roll to 12. Ocho. That thing got it. You gotta throw. You gotta throw it on time. Ain't no ain't no. I'ma wait till he get. I'ma wait till. This ain't college in the NFL. The difference between NFL and college in NFL, you throw people open. In college, you can wait till they get open. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. These guys are too good. They study too much film. And you throw a ball. Wait until he get open in the NFL. They gonna pick it.
Shannon Sharpe
It's going the other way.
Chad Ochocinco
It's going the other way. I'm gonna pick. How you gonna pick it? It's really that simple. And it's hard. I think we lost. Hold on. We lost three or four. Hold up. We lost to Pittsburgh, who we lose to. Lost to San Fran. We lost to Pittsburgh. San Fran. We lost three or four, but we won. We lost three games. Then we won the final game of the season against Seattle, and then we had a home game. Because back then, Ocho, we. We were the. I don't know what we were. I think there was only three divisions back then. But anyway, we had a home game. We got one home game, and then we had to go on the road. We had to go to Kansas City, and we had to go to Pittsburgh. But the thing was, is that the teams that we were playing, Ocho, we had already played. So it was a lot of familiarity. And we felt that because they beat us, they really weren't going to change anything, which gave us an opportunity to change a lot about what we did. Because if I win, Ocho, why would I change anything? I won't. We knew that. We know you're not going to change anything. Can't help yourself. Then now we take it. Now we took advantage of that, but it's tough. But like I said, Ocho, I think. Me, personally, I think the Steelers overachieved. I don't think they're a great team. I don't look at them as a great team.
Shannon Sharpe
You don't think so? They're not a great team offensively. They're a great team defensively. That's their identity. Their identity has always been offense. Well, as opposed to when Roethlisberger was there. They were off at the juggernaut. Then, you know, even the defense was good.
Chad Ochocinco
Here's the thing. The Steelers have always prided themselves on defense until they got rocked Big Ben. And then all of a sudden, they started getting those receivers and they started throwing the football. So when they got Ben, they had Ben, they had Le'Veon, they had AB. They was like, we're just going to outscore you. Oh, absolutely. Because they could run it, they could throw it, the defense was good. But the championship level teams that they have, it was still a defensive base football team when they had Lamar Woodley, they had James Harrison, they had Ferrier, they had Foot, they had Troy, they had Ike, they had Ryan Clark, they were defensive team. Ocho Seahawks rookie DT Byron Murphy, dissenter, took his teammates out for dinner and was pranked with a fake dinner bill of 155,000. His reaction was priceless. His actual dinner bill wasn't much better. It was 38,000. Hey, that's good, Ocho. Did y'all ever prank the rookies?
Shannon Sharpe
Listen, I had. I mean, as. When I was a veteran, I didn't make the rookies do rookie night. I did. Now, when I was a rookie, I'll never forget Peter Ward, Darnay Scott, Ron Dugan. Danny Farmer was there at the time. Tj. Now, I had to pay for Ricky dinner that night. I can't remember what the price was, but it was. It was. It was a little hefty, but. 38,000. Thinking about that. That ain't much. That ain't much. When you look at some of the linemen, when the linemen go. Go out, man, I've seen. I've seen some of those. Some of those receipts when the boys go out, boy, it'd be expensive.
Chad Ochocinco
Well, you start ordering. You start ordering that king. You can order that king at 500, a thousand dollars.
Shannon Sharpe
They do it on purpose.
Chad Ochocinco
You get like 15 shots of that, and then they gonna order that big. They gonna order a bottle of wine that end up costing, like 10 grand. You get the big and you get the lobster. You know, they bring the lobster around on the wagon and the lobster this big. The wagon. I know y'all have seen it. They bring new lobster around in the wagon. He think he going for a ride. Little do he know.
Shannon Sharpe
They don't be playing, boy.
Chad Ochocinco
They don't be playing. Look, Portis and Ashley Lalit, their rookie night out, we hit them for about 22,000.
Shannon Sharpe
See, that ain't bad.
Chad Ochocinco
You know, me, I had to have a little. I had a limo, you know, because I didn't want nobody because they gonna go other places. I had a relationship. Y'all not gonna get me broken up in the middle of season. I know. Oh, so I know my loot. I know my limitations. I am fooling with y'all. Listen, same thing I tell my homeboys when they come, you know, hey, Sharp, come on, let's go out. No, bro. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're not going to mess with my home at least, right? No, absolutely not. I give some of my tea. Hey. Hey, bro, you going out? Yeah, man. Hey, my homeboy's in town, man. Sharp, you know we got him.
Shannon Sharpe
Hey, there you go. You good.
Chad Ochocinco
But other than that, Ocho.
Shannon Sharpe
Now listen, if you're a rookie, and you're not only a rookie and you're a first round pick, man, listen.
Chad Ochocinco
Oh, we break you car, they coming to get you. Because I got a limo. I got a limo because I got a limo by myself. Daddy sent a limo for me because I wasn't going out with them. I wasn't going out with them afterwards. So I needed a limo that was going to take me back because I ain't want a. No, no, no, no. I'm going home. So. But you know, back then I think you had to get in limo for like, for like five, six hours, seven hours. It was probably like 100 miles an hour. It wasn't no sweat like that. But the only thing I made sure of, Ojo, I wouldn't let you get stuff to take home. I don't care if your mom, I don't care if your dad. I don't care if anything. You're not getting stuff that. No, no, no, no, I'm not gonna. No, no, no, no. We're not gonna do that. Us, us, us. So that was, that was like 22,000. I mean, you know, we, you know, the guys ordered King Louis, they bottle of, you know, wine or Rothschild, whatever it was, they get a couple of bottles that I said bro, y'all. But you know, they got to get, they got to get the most expensive steak, they got to get the lobster, they got to get the everything. So it, it didn't, it didn't cost them. I mean 22000 wasn't. That wasn't that much, but. Oh yeah, you gonna pay.
Shannon Sharpe
Oh yeah.
Chad Ochocinco
If somebody say, oh I wouldn't pay. Oh yeah, you would come take it out your check. We are not going to allow you a tradition that's been handed down the first round draft pick, second round. A lot of times we let them. Y'all pull together. A lot of times the first rounder had to pay dinner for himself. I remember to hit my brother. I think they hit my brother for like 12, 13 grand. But the thing is, is that you gotta do that if you're a rookie. You got to bring donuts, you got to bring breakfast sandwiches, you've got to bring food to the plane. I did it. You don't know how many times I'm hustling and bustling. I'm dressed like Jethro Bodine, tie hanging all up, man, about to fall off my ass. Man, don't you. Don't laugh, Ocho, because I gotta go, man. This dude, he want Kentucky Fried Chicken, he want Popeyes, he want this. I got to go all the Friday. Oh, hell no. That's why I was like, I gotta make the team. All this they got me doing, I'm gonna have me somebody doing this ish for me. Oh man, hell no. But we did all that rookie singing, Ocho. I went big into the hazing. We make rookies sing. You know, we might steal their car and drive that off or something like that. But all that, I ain't cutting nobody here because ain't nobody cutting my hair. Cause it really, you cut my hair, it gonna be a problem. So we're not gonna do that. So I would. We didn't cut anybody here. You know, at Baltimore, we take the rookies to the goals, put them in the cold tub. Put them in the cold tub. Yeah, we tapped tape them up and put them in the cold tub. Stuff like that, Ocho. But mainly we make them sing. Not your album. I don't want to hear about your fight song. I don't want to hear about your album model. You got to sing some Luther Van Draws, Barry White, I don't care, whatever.
Shannon Sharpe
You know the words to other than.
Chad Ochocinco
Your damn fight song. So. But yeah, but that was, that was. Yeah, that was back in the day. That was back. Yeah, we used to steal people cars and stuff like that. We. It's funny because the past the time it's like grown men, but we behave like 8, 7 and 8 year old kids. Yeah.
Shannon Sharpe
Oh, oh, there was some good D.
Chad Ochocinco
Amon Ross St. Brown thinks the NFL should make a rule change now. We're not gonna change the rules cuz y'all might lose the game and be a 14 win, a 14 win team and go on the road. That ain't how we do it. It's been like that. Oh.
Shannon Sharpe
So listen, they going, they going to Minnesota, right? They, they play Minnesota tomorrow.
Chad Ochocinco
No, Minnesota comes to them.
Shannon Sharpe
Oh, Minnesota comes to them.
Chad Ochocinco
Yes. They already beat Minnesota on the walker. They kicked the field goal.
Shannon Sharpe
But what is he complaining about then?
Chad Ochocinco
Because they might lose be 140 and they have to start the season on the road.
Shannon Sharpe
Yeah, listen, that's nothing you should even worry about. Especially that goddamn high powered offense. There should be nothing you worry about whether you playing home or whether you Playing home or the way I understand the advantage that play that teams have playing at home. But listen, the way y'all rocking offensively right now, I wouldn't care if we was playing in Sahara desert as long as Dan Campbell is my coach and he got that wheelbarrow with them cojones. He carrying them every time he's coaching. I'm not tripping. I am not tripping.
Chad Ochocinco
Yeah, he. So I don't agree. I think you and I both, we don't agree because the rules are the rules. We're not going to change the rules because we have an anomaly. How many times the 14 win team has had to start on the rules. So one time it happened in the hundred plus year history. Now we gonna make a rule. So what?
Shannon Sharpe
No, it was a great suggestion. Yeah, but the team, you know, and how y'all are playing on the road and at home, it really don't matter. It don't matter.
Chad Ochocinco
So. No, what he's saying though, Ocho, is that if we have a better record that a division winner, we should be at home and they should have to say they won the division. That's the reward you get for winning the division, is that you get to play at least one game.
Shannon Sharpe
I see what he's saying.
Chad Ochocinco
The volume.
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Club Shay Shay – Episode: Nightcap - Hour 2: Evans 1,000 yd season, St. Brown wants a rule change, rookie hazing
Release Date: January 8, 2025
Hosts: Shannon Sharpe & Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson
Guests: Various NFL personalities
In this engaging and insightful episode of Club Shay Shay, NFL legend Shannon Sharpe and fellow football icon Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson dive deep into several pivotal topics affecting the league. From Mike Evans' remarkable achievement to discussions on rule changes proposed by St. Brown and the enduring traditions of rookie hazing, this episode offers listeners a comprehensive look into the current state of the NFL.
The episode kicks off with a celebration of Mike Evans extending his impressive streak to an 11th straight 1,000-yard season, tying the all-time record set by Jared Rice. Chad highlights the Buccaneers' decision to reward Evans with a $3 million bonus, emphasizing the mutual loyalty between player and team.
Notable Quotes:
Chad Ochocinco [04:12]:
"Mike Evans extends his 1000 yard streak. Matches Jared Rice all time. Instead of taking a knee to run the clock, The Buccaneers won one last play to get Mike Evans $3 million bonus."
Shannon Sharpe [04:28]:
"They knew it because they talked about it on TV before it even happened. Mike being able to reach his incentive."
Chad Ochocinco [05:14]:
"Mike Evans has been nothing but a model citizen for Tampa. He had an opportunity to possibly leave for greener pastures and free agencies. He took less money because his family was there."
Shannon and Chad commend Evans not only for his on-field performance but also for his dedication off the field, underscoring how such loyalty deserves recognition and rewards from the organization.
Transitioning to the ongoing MVP debate, the hosts analyze the stellar performances of Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen. They delve into Jackson's unique accomplishment of amassing 900 rushing yards alongside 4,000 passing yards, a feat unparalleled by most quarterbacks.
Notable Quotes:
Chad Ochocinco [10:52]:
"Josh Allen has a phenomenal season, but 41 touchdowns with less than five interceptions, that's impressive... lamar has a plus 185."
Shannon Sharpe [10:02]:
"Is this after the game or before the game? The vote must already be in. Somebody knows something."
The discussion highlights the statistical prowess of both quarterbacks, debating who deserves the MVP title based on their contributions and overall impact on their teams.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the traditions of rookie hazing within the NFL. Shannon and Chad reminisce about their experiences, sharing anecdotes of pranks, car thefts, and challenges that rookies must endure as part of their initiation.
Notable Quotes:
Chad Ochocinco [26:38]:
"Seahawks rookie DT Byron Murphy, dissenter, took his teammates out for dinner and was pranked with a fake dinner bill of $155,000. His reaction was priceless."
Shannon Sharpe [28:49]:
"Now listen, if you're a rookie, and you're not only a rookie and you're a first-round pick, man, listen."
Chad Ochocinco [32:17]:
"We make them sing. Not your album. I don't want to hear about your fight song. I don't want to hear about your album model."
While sharing these stories, the hosts also touch upon the fine line between camaraderie and excessive hazing, pondering whether such practices are still relevant or need reevaluation in today's NFL environment.
Shannon and Chad turn their attention to the Pittsburgh Steelers, analyzing the team's four consecutive regular-season losses and the challenges of turning their season around as they approach the playoffs.
Notable Quotes:
Shannon Sharpe [22:31]:
"The offense is abysmal. The past four weeks they've been bad as opposed to how they looked before."
Chad Ochocinco [23:58]:
"How you gonna pick it? It's really that simple. And it's hard."
The conversation delves into the offensive struggles, questioning coaching decisions and quarterback performance. They discuss whether the team's defensive identity can compensate for the lackluster offense and what it means for their playoff aspirations.
Addressing a more recent topic, Amon-Ra St. Brown has proposed a rule change in the NFL, which Shannon and Chad explore, debating its potential impact on the league's dynamics.
Notable Quotes:
Chad Ochocinco [32:45]:
"Amon-Ra St. Brown thinks the NFL should make a rule change now."
Shannon Sharpe [34:21]:
"That's nothing you should even worry about. Especially that goddamn high-powered offense."
While specifics of the proposed changes aren't deeply detailed, the hosts discuss the broader implications, such as competitive balance and game strategy, pondering whether the rule adjustments would benefit teams or disrupt the established order.
Throughout the episode, Shannon and Chad interweave nostalgic stories from their playing days, reflecting on how the game has evolved in terms of player safety, equipment, and team dynamics.
Notable Quotes:
Chad Ochocinco [06:32]:
"Jerry Rice has more. 14."
Shannon Sharpe [08:56]:
"So funny. When we used to practice right with Belichick in New England, you could play in the game half if you want to."
Chad Ochocinco [09:37]:
"Five games is not any more important than 15 seconds, right?"
These reflections not only provide a window into the past but also offer context for current discussions on player contracts, team loyalty, and the relentless pursuit of excellence in the NFL.
In this episode of Club Shay Shay, Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson deliver a compelling mix of celebration, critique, and nostalgia. From honoring Mike Evans' extraordinary consistency to debating the future direction of NFL rules and traditions, the conversation is both informative and entertaining. Listeners gain valuable insights into player-team relationships, the complexities of award races, and the enduring culture of football camaraderie.
Final Notable Quote:
This episode exemplifies the depth and camaraderie that Club Shay Shay is known for, making it a must-listen for NFL enthusiasts eager to hear from some of the game's most respected figures.