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Matt Rogers
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Matt Rogers
Hey, Bowen. It's gift season. Ugh.
Bowen Yang
Stressing me out. Why are the people I love so hard to shop for?
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Ocho head coach Brian Schottenheimer says he had a talk with George Pickens about the effort following the Lions game. In the now deleted IG post about Richard Sherman. Shoddy, that's what they call it. Said Pickens owned it, telling him, hey, Shoddy, I didn't play my best game. He. He made it clear is he's not worried about all that picket's efforts moving forward, saying, unfortunately, none of us played our best game. That's real. But I don't worry about George and his love for football and playing this game. So pick the right thing to do. If your coach talk to you about your effort, apologize to Richard Sherman.
Shannon Sharp
Well, that ain't coming.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
All. All he did.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
He didn't say you was a bad person. He didn't say. All he said was that effort ain't good enough. Especially. Especially double. Especially when CD leaves, leaves the game.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Your coach. If it was that. If it wasn't that big of a deal, why would your head coach have a conversation about. About your effort?
It's okay. Sometimes, Ocho. We say it all the time here. When emotion is high, logic is low.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah, I.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Man. And look. Oh, I don't play my best game. And you point that out, man, F you. I get it. I get it. I get it. I totally understand. And I don't want people to think I don't understand, because I do.
And I don't want you to think Shannon Sharp was ever perfect in any game, because I wasn't. I had drops. I had missed assignments. But my job was not my. I always prided myself in Shannon. Don't make that mistake again. You know what you did wrong. But if somebody called me out for something that I did, I can't be wrong. I can't be wrong that the coach called me out about. Missed block. I missed the block.
Shannon Sharp
Right?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I didn't get my head across. I took Terrible anger. I took terrible steps. Why do I get mad at somebody for pointing out what you know you did wrong?
Hey, all you got to do. Hey, sure, man. I'm pro. I'm sorry, bro.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah, well, yeah, he ain't apologizing to Sherm, but I know his.
I can tell you that right now. That's not coming. But on the field, it's gonna change. It's gonna change. You know, let's see. He's been good the past 13, 14 weeks. You had, you know, little mineral lapse, you know.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
Shannon Sharp
Little lackadaisical. But hey, damn.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No, but, but see, what y' all feel. To realize, y' all say no. He's playing for a contract when you show. So Elcho. And so let me ask you a question, and you can speak to this. Cause you're a receiver. Yeah, that kind of. With his history, based on what happened in Pittsburgh, now he comes here and have a game. So how your agent go in there and says, Pickens is going to be on time. Pickers is going to be on time for meeting. He's going to be on prime for practice. He's going to be where it's supposed to be, and he's going to give you great effort. How you sell that?
Shannon Sharp
You say. You say how you sell it?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
Shannon Sharp
What week we in?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
We in week this 14.
Shannon Sharp
Well, I, I, you. I use the other 12 weeks to sell it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What about. What about the other four years? So you see, you got 13 weeks. I got three years in a game.
Shannon Sharp
You. If we. We gonna. We gonna use what happened in Pittsburgh.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Are we gonna use what we did the first 13. Are we gonna use what we did the first 12 weeks?
Shannon Sharp
I mean, when it's time to get paid, they're gonna use you. What they gonna. You got to update your resume. So it's basically right. Recently.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
But what have I seen more of him giving me that effort the first 12 weeks or the effort that I saw on Thursday?
Shannon Sharp
Okay, you right. You're right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Right. See. Hey, and you know how they go to Ocho. You know how they're gonna do it now, right? All this stuff in his contract, all these clauses where they can claw back money. You. I'm just telling you how they do it.
Shannon Sharp
Oh, yeah, I know, I know. Hey, you know the game they play. You know they play. But, you know, you know what? He gonna get his money. But they're gonna have a whole lot of clauses in there, though. They're gonna have. They're gonna have a lot of clothes.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yes.
And that's and that's. And that's all I'm saying. I don't. Hey, I don't want you to try to claw back money now. If I'm late for something, if I meet something now, I could potentially void the con. I can avoid the. The guaranteed money or roster bonuses. Hell no.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I can honestly say I. I. Ocho, I don't know about you, but I ain't never had nothing like that in my contract. I don't have a weight clause in my contract. When people start putting stuff in their contract, what are they trying to tell you? We don't trust you?
Shannon Sharp
Yeah, basically. Basically trying to think the reason why.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They put that the reason why they put that clause in Kyler's contract. What do they have in Zion Williams contract, Ocho, you think a weight clause? Why? Because they don't trust it.
Shannon Sharp
They got a weight clause in there?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, absolutely.
Huh? Yeah. Same thing with Eddie Lacy.
Shannon Sharp
Hey. Hey. Big Eddie. Boy, Eddie was big, huh? Well, Eddie was literally playing running back.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Literally and figuratively.
But. But I'm saying I don't. I know. Put in my. I get it. They're gonna be certain clauses that they. It's just standard procedure.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
For a contract and we get that. But you ain't fit to put no weight clause. You ain't fit to put no on time clause.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Cause no, I need all my money. I ain't trying to give you nothing and I'm not trying to. If I do something, it voids it.
Shannon Sharp
Right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That's all we saying, pig. You too good boy. Go get this money. Get it.
Shannon Sharp
Oh, yeah. And this thing I'm talking about, Think about clauses. I ain't had no damn clauses.
Shoot. I kept getting all my money back.
I was. I wasn't tripping.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I ain't telling what somebody told me.
You talking to a guy that.
Effed up some money.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah. Pick. Go get them boys here next week.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Right?
Shannon Sharp
Give him hell.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And despite the posted Lawrences he's had, Ocho, even with all that, his 78 catches is a career high. His 1179 yards is a career high. His eight touchdown is a career high.
Nobody has ever, ever doubted George Pickens talent. Nobody. It's unquestioned. It's off the charts.
Shannon Sharp
Yep.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Off the charts, bro.
These last four weeks and if you guys make the playoffs, let it be the hardest you've ever played.
And go get you a contract that if you don't, if this is the last contract you get, you can go shut it down, go back to Georgia or wherever you from and live happily ever after.
That's what you do. That's what you do. Pick. Don't mess this opportunity up. Sometimes people get multiple opportunities. Sometimes they don't.
Get your money picked.
Shannon Sharp
Yes, sir.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Huh?
I was like, what? I was like, why you keep looking at me?
Shannon Sharp
What happened?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Ash put up a poll talking about should Shannon shave? Yes. No, let it grow.
Shannon Sharp
What? You shave. What?
Okay, okay. Hey, let.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I know you can't grow one.
Shannon Sharp
I can grow. I grow mine. Like Rick Ross. Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You know, you get. You'll get one the units.
Shannon Sharp
No, no, I can get. I can get a real. Hey, matter of fact, that's a good idea. Huh? Matter of fact, when we. When we do the live show, I'm. I'm going get a unit. A nice little beard with a lace. A lace front with the hey with the hey with the waves. I'mma be clean, though.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, they talking about make it look old. What you mean? Look, I am. I'm 57. I'm about to be. Nah, but you know, black at seven months, I will be.
Shannon Sharp
You don't. You don't look 57.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You.
Shannon Sharp
You look like. You about. You look like about 39, 40. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rob Gronkowski
You look young.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I don't. I don't think it's fully gray, like prime now. I don't think it's time. I mean, I don't think mine gonna be like salt and pepper.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah. You know, black folk, we age gracefully, man, you know?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah.
Shannon Sharp
You might be 57, but you look 39, 40.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shannon Sharp
You good. You good.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I do a lot of that. Like I'm in my 20s.
Let me stop. Let me stop.
Let me stop.
But I'm gonna see, I'm gonna go. I. I'm going to. I'm gonna give it a month. So this is. This is Saturday, Sunday. I didn't say. I didn't. I didn't shave Saturday, Sunday, and I didn't shave today. So this is three days.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
So I'm gonna see where. I'm gonna see where it's gonna be at.
On the 5th.
Shannon Sharp
Okay, listen, if you grow. If you grow yours that. I grow mine out, man. We, you know, sure. We could look like we from Philly with the, you know, with the beers.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, I will put that Beijing in mind. I'll get that. I'm gonna put that up in that 57. 10.
Shannon Sharp
Okay. A little Rogaine and have it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And have it, like.
Had that thing like big perk and Rick Ross.
Shannon Sharp
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Give me some beer, beard oil.
Rob Gronkowski
Yeah.
Shannon Sharp
Hey, you know, I think I'm doing James Harden. Yeah. Because you. You grow yours out, man. I'm growing out, man. I'm gonna get. Then I'm getting a little lace front with the waves. Nice little.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That's gonna be. You got your. Your hair gray?
Shannon Sharp
Nah. Here. Nah, not yet.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh.
Shannon Sharp
You know, I'm young, man. I'm about 23, man. I don't get no gray hair yet.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
Well, we go, we gonna find out. But.
Pink, I mean, had, picked.
Pick, had a chance for 100 catches, Ocho.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah. For 100 catches, it's four games left, right?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Shannon Sharp
Absolutely.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
22.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And the way he played, that could be. That could be 1500 yards.
Shannon Sharp
They ain't gonna be able to deny that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
So get your money, bro. Get your money. You'll be glad you did. Oh, chose.
Sophie Cunningham
Earlier.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I gave you good news. Now you have a bad.
Shannon Sharp
Nah. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me get comfortable. Damn.
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Matt Rogers
Hey, Bowen. It's gift season. Ugh.
Bowen Yang
Stressing me out. Why are all the people I love so hard to shop for like me? Exactly, honey.
Matt Rogers
I'm easy.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
But you're right.
Matt Rogers
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Bowen Yang
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Matt Rogers
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Bowen Yang
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Rob Gronkowski
Right?
Matt Rogers
How about something for the people who actually surprise you with categories?
Bowen Yang
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Psst.
Bowen Yang
She wants a pair of stilettos.
Matt Rogers
Or best gifts for me that were so thoughtful I really shouldn't have dying.
Bowen Yang
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Matt Rogers
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Bowen Yang
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Matt Rogers
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Shannon Sharp
Okay, go ahead.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
The Bengals will be without defensive end Trey Hendrickson for the rest of the season. He's expected to undergo core muscle surgery.
He suffered the injured back in Week 6, then it hasn't played since Week 8 after he sustained a hip injury. There was hope he would return at some point this season, but that won't be the case.
Shannon Sharp
Well, what's the bad news?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
He ain't coming back.
Shannon Sharp
Well, but. But hell, he ain't been there the past few weeks anyway.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, okay. My bad. I thought you was gonna miss him.
Shannon Sharp
I mean. I mean, hell, I mean, you know, he been hurt, huh? He's been on the shelf.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
So that core muscle, probably that sports.
Shannon Sharp
Hernia surgery from lifting, that probably living too damn heavy.
That's what I need. See, man, that's why I need to be, dog. All these injuries, man, it just.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, Joe, that man, that man is a defensive lineman. He can't be eating no little vittles. He can't be no vegetarian eating that stuff. They root his ass up out of there.
Shannon Sharp
Nah, they ain't what I'm talking about, man. Like, they. Okay, if you're not gonna listen to me as a nutritionist, at least listen to me as a strength and conditioning coach. Hell, at least. Like, come on, man, you still. Y' all be laughing and making fun of me, dog, I played all them years with no injuries, man. People like. It's not registering, man. And they keep. They keep listening to all these damn specialists and all these professionals, but for some reason, everybody keep getting hurt. Non contact injuries, they pulling this, they tearing that like. Come on, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You just fortunate.
Shannon Sharp
Hey, hey, listen. Ain't nothing fortunate. Winning the lottery is fortunate. What I was able to do, that ain't nothing but God.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yes.
Yes. And you didn't get hurt.
Shannon Sharp
That's ridiculous. I can't, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'd have ran out of school. You look at you. You play this game of football. It's hard. You're very fortunate. You're one of the few that played this game and didn't really have any injuries. And you walked off the field as healthy as you walked on it.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah. Cause I was the one delivering the punishment. Huh? I was delivering the punishment. I was the savage. I was that boy. I was that boy out there, man. I know I was Kiki and Haha and entertaining, but, man, I was an animal out there, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay?
Shannon Sharp
I had them boys scared, man. Man, I ain't gonna say nothing. I ain't gonna say none.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Ocho. The Indianapolis coast are in desperate need of a quarterback, so they've gone to a desperate measure to find one. With starter Daniel Jones out for the rest of the season due torn Achilles and backup Riley Leonard nursing a right knee injury that clouds his status for Sunday game at the Sea.
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
At the Seahawks, the Colts called Philip Rivers to potentially save their season. The coast are flying Rivers to Indianapolis for a workout Tuesday and the pot with the possibility of signing the eight time Pro Bowler. Rivers, who's 44 and became a grandfather in recent years, has not played in the NFL since 2020. However, the Colts are sitting at 8 and 5 in the thick of an AFC playoff race. They piqued Rivers interest, they peaked Rivers interest enough to him to contemplate potentially coming out of retirement. All up. He's like one of the nominees with Hull, right?
Shannon Sharp
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Wow. If Rivers were to join the Colts after active rosters, it presents a very unique scenario regarding his potential induction to the Pro Football hall of Fame. Rivers is one of the 26 modern era players who are semifinalists for the 2026 class. Yet the moment he joins an active roster, his eligibility clocks. It resets, doesn't it? Yeah. And he would have to wait an additional five years.
Shannon Sharp
I mean, listen, I like it. I like it for him. I like the opportunity for him. Even though he's 44 as a quarterback, I think the Eagles are still in a good. In a good position to, To. To make the playoffs. You need the quarterback.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Huh? You mean the Colts? Who? I say Eagles.
Shannon Sharp
Oh, my bad. The Colts are in a good position to still make the playoffs. We need someone, a quarterback that's a veteran and give us a veteran presence that, that can throw the ball, that can be. That can command the offense, be a leader and keep us afloat.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Why didn't he stay? They wanted. They wanted him to come. They wanted him to come back. So why did he leave if he still had interest?
Shannon Sharp
He wanted to go back. Well, maybe he didn't have interest. Maybe now after four years, he want.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
To come back and play after five years.
Shannon Sharp
Okay, five.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, that's him.
Shannon Sharp
Hey, he done. He rested up. Shoulders good thorn motion. Everything good. Bodies healed up a little bit.
He might come back and go crazy out there.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No, he's not.
Shannon Sharp
You don't think so?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No. I mean, can he throw the ball? Sure.
Shannon Sharp
Oh, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
But the thing is he has no mobility. Yeah, no, no, he has zero mobility. He has even less mobility now. He really never had any mobility. So imagine him at 44.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah.
Rob Gronkowski
Hey, he.
Shannon Sharp
He can see. Can sling that rock. Even though he got a funny. Got a, A funny throwing motion.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
He's gonna let it.
Shannon Sharp
He's gonna let it rip.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, yeah. I mean, you know what? 60,000 yards 400 plus what? 420 something touchdowns.
Matt Rogers
Damn.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. He was a hell of a player. He was.
Shannon Sharp
I mean, listen, I disappointed they didn't.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Win more than what they won, right? You figured they got Gates in the hall of Fame. Lt's in the hall of Fame. He's on the ballot for the hall of Fame.
I mean, one year they finished number one, offense and defense, and didn't even make the playoffs.
Go figure.
Shannon Sharp
Damn. I mean, Cat was right there.
Oh, Cam was right there, too. Cam ain't nowhere near 44.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Don't want to play no football. Cameron told y' all he didn't want to play no football. Let that sink in. So what that tell you? Anthony Richardson let that sink in? Now, a man that got 10 kids, got grandkids, that's been retired from the NFL for five years, you sitting on that bench. They took you with the third overall pick three years ago. What does that say about you?
Shannon Sharp
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, is he. Oh, that's right. He had his shoulder. His shoulder again. My bad, bro.
Huh?
He broke his orbital.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
When?
Oh, that band. Was it the band? Yes.
Shannon Sharp
Yep.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Damn. The Colts have some terrible ass luck. They just got Ward back. Remember Ocho, he collided on the field. Yeah, he just got back. They gave two number one picks for Sauce. Sauce out with a calf injury. They paid all this. They. They. They. Daniel Jones. And now he hurt.
Shannon Sharp
You got Achilles.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, they went, Ocho. They went all in, all in. Whip, sauce. Gave up two number ones for him.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
15 million for Daniel Jones, and it seemed like it was money well spent. It's over. I don't. I don't think Philip Rivers is the answer. I don't.
Shannon Sharp
Well, you got uncle. You got to give him a chance first.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You got 44.
Shannon Sharp
Hey, you got to give him a chance. Him at 44 might be better than. Than. Than some of. Some of the product we seeing lately. Hello.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm surprised, Ocho. I fractured my orbital and I was out three weeks.
Shannon Sharp
Right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
The season ended, but they had cleared me to play. How did. What's his name? Anthony Richardson. Fractures orbital and gone for, like, two months.
Shannon Sharp
You know, them people. Don't you know. You already know what to get. You know what the play is with that. No, they don't.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Ocho, I would want him. I would, actually. Ocho, I would want him practicing because I want him to see it in real time. I don't want him away. He might still be there, but I. Ocho, honestly, you know, you can't get Ocho. You need to be in Uniform, you need to be practicing, take the month to recover.
Shannon Sharp
Right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
But I, I don't like this.
Because I missed three weeks. I fractured my orbital ocho. It's painful, but I, I was cleared after three weeks to come back and play. Now the season ended. The season ended. They just told me I need to wear a shield because Shannon, you can't afford to get hit in the eye again.
Shannon Sharp
Right?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay. Clearly. But I think he wears a shield anyway.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah.
He'S not touching, he's not touching the field. Regardless.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You think it's over for him in Indy?
Shannon Sharp
Yeah. Really? The way Daniel Jones has been playing.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Really?
Shannon Sharp
Come on.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay, but Daniel Jones hurt now. He got Achilles and he, and he's.
Shannon Sharp
The third string quarterback. He's not the second string quarterback. Which is why they're bringing it. Which is why they're bringing in Philip Rivers.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Huh? I said that would have been the perfect opportunity for Anthony Richardson to play.
Shannon Sharp
They gave him the opportunities already, so he done well. It's not me. I'm not part of the organization. I'm just saying. I mean the writing is on the wall.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Riley Leonard is from the hometown that Philip Rivers is from. Philip Rivers was, is his mentor. So he's been working with him. He worked with him in the off season.
Shannon Sharp
Right.
And that's crazy.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Shane Stacking was asked about AR today and said he's not sure if Anthony Richardson would be able to return before the season's over. Says right now he's not ready. I told you, Ocho.
Shannon Sharp
Well, you the one just said he was.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No damn season long injury.
Shannon Sharp
You, you just, you just. See, I just told you that. Huh?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I just said that, Ocho. Oh.
When did he get hurt?
Shannon Sharp
It ain't even about getting hurt. He's saying he's not ready. I don't think he talked about the injury.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I know he's not.
But think about that. Let that sink in for a second. Ocho, you a backup receiver. You a backup receiver.
You 24 years old and they call, they call a lamp Fitzgerald.
To come out of retirement. You right there on the roster.
Shannon Sharp
He had two years.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
He had two years old. The man got hurt on October 12.
So eight, basically eight weeks ago.
Shannon Sharp
Oh yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And you sport tracks. You look at guys that on the current NFL practice squad. IR.
Trevor Simeon is Tennessee, who's been a starter? Sam Hartman, Cole McCow, McCord.
I mean they, I mean Brett Rippon is Indiana, he was a starter in Denver. CJ Beathard, Sam Ellinger, Will Greer is in Dallas. Bailey Zappy.
Dam.
Yeah, well, you have. You have an orbital. Yeah. Hell, yeah. Yeah. Your business is gonna be temporarily player. I had it. Absolutely. I was seeing triple.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah. Hey, but you. You already know what the play is with that man, Anthony. I mean, they gave him opportunity after opportunity after opportunity. He didn't do anything with him. And I think they just don't see.
Don't see a situation where giving him another opportunity to prove himself would work. There's a reason why they signed Danny Dimes that one year, that four. Oh, we understood that at that point, you know, that ship is sale.
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Shannon Sharp
He's advised by doctors to stay home and rest.
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Shannon Sharp
Damn.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
He saw his first Colts game, so he hadn't been at practice. The doctors advised him to stay at home and rest.
I don't know. Every. Every injury is different, so I shouldn't. You. Look, I'm just telling you. I had the injury three weeks. I was cleared. They just told me. And the whole next year, Ocho, I wore a shield. Right. Because I could. I could ill afford. It's kind of like Anthony Davis. Got to wear goggles because the doctor says if you get poked in the eye one more time, you might end up losing vision in that eye. Same thing with Kareem. So I get it. I get it.
It's not good look, though.
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Ocho520 just fired back at our nightcap hoops challenge with us and Joe. Let's take a listen. What they had to say, Ocho.
Shannon Sharp
Oh, that boy won't smoke.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Have y' all seen this nightcap talking? They. They said line it up. Who's winning a three on three to 11 nightcap? Big three versus 520. We got.
Shannon Sharp
Hey, hey. Matter of fact, I'm.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm.
Shannon Sharp
Whoever just said that, why I was just thinking about that earlier today.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
All the podcast.
The Pivot.
Shannon Sharp
We all compete in something.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
It's a 303. We good. Hey, we good. Hey, them. Them. Have y' all seen this nightcap talking? They said line it up. Who's winning a three on three to 11 nightcap, big three versus 520.
Shannon Sharp
Hey, a matter of fact, I'm. I'm. Whoever just said that, why I was just thinking about that earlier today. All the podcasts, 5:20, the pivot. We all competing.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Something say 303. We good. Hey, we good. Hey, them boy like the hill, man. We good.
Already got it locked up. Shannon got new hips, bro.
We just got triple team. Joe. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Joe gonna try to bully. Yeah.
Shannon Sharp
Joe. Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
We gonna have trouble. Yeah, that's gonna be a task. Everybody else is green.
Shannon Sharp
Shout out to them, though. Shout out to nightcap.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
A lot of trouble for sure. As a matter of fact, l. We can play anything. Paul's like, yeah, we beat them for pretty much anything. I'm RO Football. We a cook him.
Shannon Sharp
You know why Shannon can't move?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
He could be quarterback, though, bro. It's over. He quarterback. We cook. If he quarterback, it's over with, bro. We can't go Chad can't go football. I might be good, though. I'm curious. Quiet.
Shannon Sharp
Bowling or something, huh?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, we bowling. I'm.
Shannon Sharp
We winning.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
We good bowling. I know I'm a better bowler than them. We can bowl, but football is 520 bowling. Me and Mike got us. Me and Mike got us 520 bowling. Me and Mike got us down. That'll be crazy. Michael hold us down the boat.
I like the fact he said all the podcast. He said the pivot. Yeah, we were the three reasons to pivot. Oh, we. That's great.
About to be in every pick and row, actually. Oh, they don't even know how to pick up basketball. I don't think Ryan too strong. He gonna be out there. We need a rep for Ryan. Fred ain't.
Shannon Sharp
He ain't moving a minute.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Shannon Sharp
So we beat them.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
But in bowling. I like that, though. Invite them to the field day it.
Shannon Sharp
Hey, hey. What? Hey, hey, hey, hey, T. Man, we will wash y'. All, boy, that's in anything in your own respective craft. In basketball, you not better than me. At your own short pool.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Throwing darts.
Ping pong, Swimming, ping pong.
Horseshoes, Whatever y' all want.
Shannon Sharp
Ceelo, dice, spades, domino.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I know they don't know about that. They definitely don't know nothing about no dice.
That might be something different.
First of all, the pivot I know don't know none of them know nothing about no dice. They don't know about nothing.
Shannon Sharp
No, no, no.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They don't know about no tongue. They don't know about the in between. They don't know about no guns. They don't know the boo. Yeah, nothing.
Shannon Sharp
And we. We got to call everybody out too, now. Busting with the boys. Y' all can't beat us doing nothing. Chugging beer.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hell no chugging beers.
Shannon Sharp
I mean, what. I mean, whatever you call it. You name it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You name who else?
Shannon Sharp
What other podcast out there won't smoke?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Well, they ain't got but two they got. We can need somebody with three.
Shannon Sharp
Oh, they only got two. No, I thought they got.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They only got two. Bus with the boys. Only two people.
Shannon Sharp
Okay, okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Compton and.
What'S the other one name the offensive line with the Titans. Taylor Lawan.
Shannon Sharp
Oh, well, yeah, whatever they want to do. Yeah, they get their ass whooped, too.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
It is what it is. They might be. Look, is what it is. I think Cam can shoot some hoop, but that's about it. That's it? That's all they got. They can't shoot, huh? I think they say Cam can hoop, but that's about it. Oh, I got.
Shannon Sharp
No, hold on, hold on. But you got. We gonna play two on two. It's just me and Joe. Me and Joe versus Cam and Mace. Joe got. Joe got. Joe got. Mate. I'm a lot. I'm a lock Cam ass up. I'm a lock Cam up. It ain't ain't nothing.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Nothing. They too small to dealing with that because all you gotta do is throw it to JoJo. Go back the ass down.
Shannon Sharp
Hey, man, that. That's part of the game. That's. That's part of the game. Who else we got? What other podcasts we got out there?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Gilly Awala.
Shannon Sharp
Oh, man, we gonna run.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
All Gilly want to do is shoot anyway. I know damn well they ain't playing no damn nothing other than bad.
Shannon Sharp
Hey, we go. We gonna beat them.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That.
Shannon Sharp
That's easy work. Oh, hold on. What about 7pm in Brooklyn?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Mellow can't do nothing but shoot no basketball. Him and the game. Shooting up a basketball.
Shannon Sharp
I got. I got Mellow. I got Mellow. I got Mellow.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Let me guard Mellow.
Shannon Sharp
No.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Let me guard Mellow.
Shannon Sharp
No.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Ain't strong enough. Camilla gonna try to bull you. See, I put that right there on him.
Shannon Sharp
Mellow, too. Little man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
This me going nowhere.
Shannon Sharp
Hey, Melo, if you see this, come see us. Get your boys. Put your shoes on. We strapping up.
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Nightcap, nine ball, eight ball, five ball.
Shannon Sharp
Anything y' all want to do.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Snook a pool, it don't matter. Y' all can get it. Horseshoes, darts. Yeah, and that's.
Shannon Sharp
And that's on elgato.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Whatever. Whoever. Whoever can get all that.
Shannon Sharp
Hey, who. Who else out there? Who we leaving out?
We got to make sure everybody equal. Opportunist. Everybody. Everybody needs to be named because everybody can get it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Cam and Peggy, y' all can get it. Get you another guy. Whatever y' all want to do. Oh, oh.
Shannon Sharp
Hey, Cam and Peggy came, came. And Peggy don't want nothing and nothing. No, nothing.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Zero. Everybody. Whatever.
Shannon Sharp
Hey, Cam.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Cornhole. It don't matter.
Shannon Sharp
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Can you be talking trash about being able to play tennis? Huh? Hey, what was the other one that everybody playing right now in the small court?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
We play miniature golf.
Shannon Sharp
Hey, pickleball. A miniature golf or regular golf? Hey, Peggy, I know. Hey, Peggy, I know you trash. You can't play nothing. Huh? Hey, Cam, you don't want no smoke, period. Matter of fact, I'm a better quarterback. I just happen to play receiver.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
So whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whoever. 520, y'. All. 520. Y' all getting it first.
Shannon Sharp
Hold on. You know who we forgot about? We. We forgot about. About Gilbert.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Gil Gild Arena.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah, Gil. Hey, bring your bad knees ass over here, too. No Bad knees ass. Get it, too. Hey, who owe me money? Who owe me money?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Kenya.
Shannon Sharp
Who owe me cigars?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Kenya.
Shannon Sharp
Hey, Kenya Martin. Listen. Yes. Is grass, and I'm the lawnmower. Kenya Martin, your ass is grass, and I'm the lawnmower with my damn cigars.
All right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, yeah. New heights. Jason and Trav, y' all could get it, too.
Shannon Sharp
Oh, no. Hey, hey, hey. I got. I got. I got Jason. I got Jason. It don't matter whatever we do or nothing. Whatever we doing.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
So whatever y' all want to do. Y' all want to play cards? Y' all want to play miniature golf, Ping pong, shoe pool, cornhole, horseshoes, darts, ax toss. It don't matter.
Rob Gronkowski
Yeah.
Shannon Sharp
Oh, a matter of fact. And we could take it matter of fact, all us, we could be on. On the Mayweather Mike Tyson card. And I. I fight everybody.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm whooping.
Shannon Sharp
I'm whooping that. I'm whoop your ass in that, too. Kenya Martin, you first.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And now I don't saw pillow fighting. We could do pillow fighting, too. I'm gonna put a brick in my face.
Shannon Sharp
That's a sport. You saw that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm gonna put a brick in my pillow. Somebody.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah, yeah. Hey, hold on, hold on. Hey, what about. What's the podcast with K?
Damn. Speak. Easy, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah.
Shannon Sharp
Y' all come get. Y' all come get this work, too? No, everybody can get it. I don't care who it is.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, what about Skip?
Shannon Sharp
Skipping to leave.
At what?
Hey, skipping to leave.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm looking for you. At what?
Nah, we gonna leave. Steve Nash and LeBron ain't gonna win nothing but a basketball game. That's it.
Shannon Sharp
Hold on. They might not even get that. They might not.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They getting done, getting dealt with. You heard me, huh?
Shannon Sharp
You're not listening to me. LeBron and Steve might not even win that. Once I get out, then I get to talking and I get it. I get in the chest. He never see. Hey, on defense, I'm like Patrick Beverly on steroids. Yeah, like LeBron ain't getting around me, man. I'd be up, man, I. Man, I.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And hey, hey, hey. We ain't gonna mention working out, so let's. Let's just. Ain't nothing. Ain't nothing gym related.
Shannon Sharp
Oh, wait a minute.
Rob Gronkowski
We.
Shannon Sharp
We leaving somebody out.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Who that?
Shannon Sharp
85 South.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What they gonna do with Carlos, man? What the hell?
Shannon Sharp
Nothing.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Nothing gonna do, man. Chico, hey, nothing.
Shannon Sharp
Hey, I'm gonna run through. Chico. I'm gonna run through, man. D.C. young flat.
Matt Rogers
Too little.
Shannon Sharp
Hey, I' ma flick. D.C. young flat, man. Watch out, man, watch out. Basketball, softball, kickball. I mean, it don't matter. Bowling. Hey, we can go to the skating rink. It don't matter.
Rob Gronkowski
Yeah.
Shannon Sharp
Huh?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. Hey, it don't matter. Speakeasy Gills Arena, 5:27pm in Brooklyn.
Shannon Sharp
All of them.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Uncle Nocho and Five.
It don't matter.
Shannon Sharp
And stop playing with us, man.
Hold on. We forgetting. Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute. We forgetting somebody who God damn.
Man. Who did this to cope? Matt Barnes.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh.
Shannon Sharp
Oh, hey, Matt Barnes and Stephen Jackson. Don't think.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Don't think.
Shannon Sharp
You thought you was off the hook, huh, boy? Huh, boy. Matt Barnes, Stephen Jackson. Come see me. Come see me. One of two on two.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I think they might win a basketball, but that's about it.
Shannon Sharp
That ain't gonna win.
Matt Rogers
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
First of all. Hey, Stephen a. You and your nephew, y' all leave. Y' all stay out of this. Who that Stephen? A.
Shannon Sharp
Podcast?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, Steven, they got a podcast.
Shannon Sharp
It's by himself, though.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No. He got a nephew that feeling sometimes. Stay out of there.
Shannon Sharp
Oh, no, but no, no, no, no, no.
Bowen Yang
He can.
Shannon Sharp
He get this. He get this work, too.
Everybody get it. Nobody.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I tell you who else can get it. They got a lot to talk about. Charlamagne, DJ Envy. Jess, I'm sorry. Oh, yeah, Jess, you sent this one out. Let the one that be talking behind the microphone. Let her get her ass out there.
But even Charlemagne, y' all definitely get anything, too. Oh, Joe. Hey. Joe Budden. Podcast. Yes, absolutely.
Shannon Sharp
We running through everybody over there. Everybody. Hey, Mark. At. What is Mark. Mark Anthony.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Mark Lamar Hill.
Shannon Sharp
Mark Lamont Hill. That's my cousin, too. I'm messing up my own cousin name. Yeah, I'm Buckets. Kickball, bowling. It don't. It don't matter.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
It don't matter. If you got a podcast and it's three people, you can get it.
Shannon Sharp
Everybody. We ain't sparing nobody.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Michelle Obama and her brother, y', all, too.
Brad. President Obama. All y' all can get it.
Shannon Sharp
Hey, Obama can hoop up.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
We'll find out.
We'll find out. Everybody thought they could do. Whoever. Yeah.
Shannon Sharp
Hey, Obama, come get his work, too.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
Shannon Sharp
One on one, top of the key.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Me and you.
Shannon Sharp
Everybody.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You got a podcast. You got three. You got three people.
Shannon Sharp
Hey, hey, hey. It's like, hey, this. I'm telling you, this could be a show. This could be a whole show. Like a podcast. Royal Rumble or. I. I don't even know the name of it. But why? Watch. Watch it happen for real. Watch.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I guarantee you. Yeah.
Shannon Sharp
Oh, Pat McAfee.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. Oh, we running people out. Absolutely.
Shannon Sharp
All. All them. Everybody get Oprah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You and Gail. Yep.
We ain't leaving nobody out. Call her daddy.
Whoever. Mel Robbins. All y' all can get this work. Hold on. What?
Shannon Sharp
We gonna play Oprah in spades.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Tongue. It don't matter.
Hey, Pastor T. You and Darren Arnold.
Matt Rogers
Yeah.
Shannon Sharp
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, hold on. Debo and Joe don't Don't think. No, you ain't out there.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Umbrella. We can't go. They don't. I said we.
Shannon Sharp
Nah, nah, nah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, they got it. They got it. Hey, they got. Hey. While we telling business on one side, they got to handle business on the other side.
Shannon Sharp
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah. Oh, who else got a podcast? Megan Markle and your husband. Yep. You get it to Prince? Prince Harry. Yep. We put him, too.
Shannon Sharp
You wanted the prince?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yep.
Shannon Sharp
Okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Everybody got a podcast.
Shannon Sharp
Okay. What would. Okay, I like that. I like that.
I don't think they play anything competitive, though.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
It don't matter. Oh.
Shannon Sharp
Matter of fact, you know what they play? Who? Polo. You know how to ride horses?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, yeah. I can ride a horse. Hey, Tony Baker, you and Cam on stage, y' all can get it, too.
Shannon Sharp
Who?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Kev on stage and Tony Baker.
Shannon Sharp
Oh, they don't want no smoke.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They don't want no smoke, so.
Oh, yeah, no, we got. Here. What is that? We got them. Yeah, for sure. So whoever can get it.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah. Let them know I'm ready.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. Oh, yeah. New heights. Absolutely.
Shannon Sharp
Matter of fact, I just. I just thought about that, too.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I, you know, say Brown and his brothers, they can get it, too. As a matter of fact, the brothers and the dad, because he always on there, too. Yep. We about the same age.
Shannon Sharp
Hey, matter of fact, you know what? When I think about it, it is what it is, right?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
Shannon Sharp
You know, not only when I, When I think about being able to do that and doing things competitive, like, I want to dip in a lane, too. I want to battle. I want to battle Cameron and Mace. Like, I want to, like, you know, like, battle rap.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Huh? Yeah.
Shannon Sharp
We need to do. I want to do three rounds.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No, we ain't. We. I, I, I ain't no, I ain't no battle. I ain't no rap.
Shannon Sharp
You don't got to do what I do. Cause I got a pen, I got a pen. I done had a pin, I had. My penmanship is phenomenal. I've been writing since 87. Huh.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
So if you got a pod, you got three people or two, it don't matter. Get at them. Slide your number and we'll get with you. Yeah, Ocho. This video is taken off on Tick Tock. Take a look at this man's dating experience. Take a look at what he had to say. Okay, so now tell me if I'm wrong Tell me if I'm wrong. So I took this girl to Trulux, and she orders the prime ribeye medium with the king crab, lobster with the king crab truffle butter. It looked amazing. It looked amazing. She doesn't finish it, puts into go box. We end up leaving. I drop her off at her place. She gives me the weakest side hug ever. I was like, all right, I can tell I'm never probably gonna see you again. I was fine with that. But cool. Cool.
Rob Gronkowski
I get to driving up the street.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm probably like three minutes up the road, and I see her calling. And then I look in the backseat and I see the to go box.
Am I. Am I wrong for putting my phone on? Do not, do not disturb. I hit her back once I got home. But am I wrong?
Shannon Sharp
No, no, you're not wrong. You're not wrong.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I like when you're right.
Shannon Sharp
I like the fact that you did that because the way she treated you right when she got out the car. And, and, and you got to be able to read body language. You got to understand mannerisms. You understand, in that situation, she knew she didn't like you.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I.
Shannon Sharp
But she basically saw you as the food guy. You were the food guy. You were the food guy. Because if she liked you, if she enjoyed your company, you would have known that from jump. And the fact that you didn't know that or understand that while you were at dinner. I'm glad you kept that meal, young bull. I'm glad you kept that meal.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
Shannon Sharp
You got to understand, never date the women you like. Don't chase after women you like. Date the ones that like you. It makes the transition into doing what you want so much more smoother and. And peaceful. Always remember, never ever chase a bill. Never chase a bill, ever. It makes no sense.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, man. God dang. No, but you're not wrong. You did exactly right. And you go home and enjoy the rest of that meal. Cuz you paid for it.
You paid for it.
I guess that's the new thing now, Ocho. I mean, women go out and they order expensive, you know, order, get. I mean, maybe expensive glass of wine or.
Shannon Sharp
Right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Or lobster or prime rib or whatever the case. Whatever. I don't know.
Shannon Sharp
That's nothing new. That happens all the time. Yeah, that happens all the time. And most of the time, it. He seems like a nice guy.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
He does tell.
Shannon Sharp
He's a nice guy. And sometimes nice guys, they run into the wrong women. Women know they have no interest in those type of individuals. They're really not attracted to them. But. Oh, wait, you want to take me out? Oh, a free meal. They're definitely going. They're definitely going. You got to Be able to decipher the two. You got to be able to decipher who likes.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And then you got to decipher. I guess you got to look at. See. Okay. When they recommend the place, where would you like to go? What about this place right here? That's when you got to Google. Oh, no.
Matt Rogers
Hey.
Shannon Sharp
It's a tall tale. And especially a woman that would say we have to go to certain restaurants, we got to go on a certain outing for it to be considered a date. Yeah, that's a red flag in itself.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. I think he picked up on it earlier. He said she gave him the weakest goodbye ever. Probably meant that he wasn't gonna see her again. So he picked up on it. Maybe.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Maybe it was a little bit too late. She had already got the meal out of. Because it's hard to tell, Ocho, because. Yeah, let's go out to eat. Yeah. I want to get to know you. So forth and so on. So everybody's saying all the right things. It's not until you actually get on there, you get to talking and everything that you like. Oh, no. This probably not it.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah. And you know what? You know what? One thing. And I hate. And I can share this, you know, because my dating experiences. The one thing I hate about dating or meeting someone new is you never know who they really are because all you're meeting their representative.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Correct.
Shannon Sharp
You mean everybody's representative. And you never know a person's true colors until things aren't going well. It's easy. It's easy to be in love. It's easy to be all happy. And when things are going right, you know, when. When the situation itself is. Is beneficial and it's convenient. But you never see a true.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
A person.
Shannon Sharp
True colors until goes wrong. And that's when you know who you really have. And I hate that it has to come to that for those. Those true intentions to be revealed.
So.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Well, you made it out of you all right, bro. Hope you enjoyed that. That what you get, Sirloin?
Shannon Sharp
Yep. Medium. Medium.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
All right, guys, we're gonna get you out on this one. It's time for our final segment. Damn. Time for Q.
Shannon Sharp
We leaving.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey. Yeah.
Shannon Sharp
I'm hyped right now, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hellbell, OG Tonight was some bad quarterback play at one point. I thought nobody wanted to win. Yeah, it was bad tonight. I mean, you had what. You had eight sacks. You had.
Five turnovers. No, you had six turnovers. You had five by the Eagles, one by the. The Chargers. Yeah, it was. It was a bad football Game tonight. It was bad, bad, bad, bad football. Bad quarterback play, to say the least. J.J. carver. Only thing missing from a game was Porky Pig at the end.
Looney Tunes ass game.
Shannon Sharp
Hey, that's a good one. That's a good one.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
It was.
Shannon Sharp
It was just that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
The scar. Wise detail service. Chad. How often do y' all get a haircut? Rick Ross with the marketing, Big dog. Unlike Rick Ross with the marketing, I get a haircut most of the time. Twice a week.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah, I do. I'm. I'm Every. Every seven days. I said, look at me. I said every seven days.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I saw that. But I was gonna say my bad every seven days, but I already know. You know, you can't see out of that one eye, so you probably thought. Yeah, yeah, you right. Josh R2808 Jalen Hurts opening a barber shop with all them pics.
Cool. Sharky8 Eagles fan, y' all still flying three L's in a row. Cowboys haven't done ish since 2020. High. Jalen TD interception ratio. Now steal your MVP cry. Eagles cry.
Jason Zeldorf708 it's always good when Philadelphia Seagulls and the Cowgirls lose. Hurts with Santa Claus just giving everyone a pick.
Brandon Martinez watch Cowboys make the playoffs thanks to the Eagles.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah, that's. That's a possibility.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
TS this what cam was trying to. Trying to tell. Was trying to tell Gilly about. Man, Gilly sick. Damn, I should have looked at Gilly because I already know Gilly's sick. Yeah, I already know Gilly sick, man.
Shannon Sharp
Hey, E. I know he made a video. Cuss.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Cuss. Oh, yeah. Cussing up and wallow. Wallow there wallow don't make it no better. Talking about. Yeah, cuz. Hey, yeah, cuz they not good right now.
Ocho. What do fans need to do to fix this elgato problem? This is ridiculous, man. I know you like being cheap, but. And all.
Shannon Sharp
But really, hey, you got. You got to remember, I know you've been on the show for a little. For a little minute. Remember, I got a new camera. I got new cables. I got new everything. A new cam link. I mean, I got high end equipment. And I. I don't. I don't understand. It just. It feel like the elgato. It feel like the camera and the cable connected to the computer. Like the camera's on the timing. Because it gives me a good hour. It gave me a good hour and then it turns off and then I have to. And I have to switch to my. Obviously my Webcam that I'm using on my laptop right now. Why he's doing it, I have no idea. Because the first year and who knows how long I had no problems. Then all of a sudden I think there might have been some type of update with the computer or something. I don't know, man. I'm not a tech savvy person unless it comes to the video games and stuff like cameras and computers. I mean, that's. That. That's not my area. Expertise.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Enterprise entertainment. The buzzards are laughable.
AJ Played out like he was. I show speed.
Cloud life. Cloud life. Duck. Ocho. My nephew AJ had 12 touchdowns in 8 games with over 1100 yards receiving. Any advice to help his game before college next year? Oh, he's nice. He's 6 5, fast like a cobra.
Shannon Sharp
You got to work right. As a matter of fact, when you watch film, watch film on receivers that have his same. His same body type, his same style. You know, don't watch, don't watch small guys.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Watch, watch, watch players that be watching somebody. Like a Megatron, like a Randy Moss.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Long striders.
Shannon Sharp
Long striders. Pick pickens, you know, pick, pick by six, three, six, four, two.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, for sure.
Shannon Sharp
T.T. higgins. You know, watch receivers like that and kind of. Kind of steal from that game and model your game after them. You'll be all right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Roman G. 4, 2, 1. Miss field goal before the half. Came back to bite the eagles in the end.
Real Wolf had facts. As a Raven, I can't talk much about them Eagles hiding in the nest. Left my ass off. They got hit by lightning. Yeah, I mean both of them birds. Y' all doing bad right now. Cali. 1, 2, 3, 4. Eagles fan here. Maybe they need to start McKee. I don't know. Nah, I don't think that's the answer. Film yak. Oh, I'm here. I've not believed in this office all year, but that defense was balling outside. Sad. We have nothing for offense.
Shannon Sharp
Hey, you heard? You hear me?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
We are.
Shannon Sharp
What's wrong with my mic?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, okay.
Shannon Sharp
There you go. Hey, can you hear me?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I hear you.
Shannon Sharp
What kind of couch doesn't like to commit?
What kind of couch doesn't like to commit?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Couch. She doesn't like to commit.
I don't know. O. What couch doesn't like to commit?
Shannon Sharp
A pull out couch.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey. Oo, check this out. Prince Drama 27. They better egg Jalen house tonight.
Shannon Sharp
That's a good one. Hey, that's messed up, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Y' all don't want to egg the Bad house. Come on, man. Don't egg that, man.
Matt Rogers
How.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Antonio got a 10. Ocho for Ronza. Napoli. And a big win against juvie. Yeah, I guess that's Juventus. We. We win the. What is that? Scudetto.
Shannon Sharp
Scudetto? Yeah, we won it last year.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Who is we?
Shannon Sharp
What you mean? I'm a Napoli fan. You see what they see? What that jersey say?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, Maradona.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Aaron Magnum, 54:42. Herbert playing with one hand and seven days after surgery is tough. Bowed up very. Trying to make the playoffs. You got a. You make the big bucks, you got to play through injury.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Judah Kelly music. I still got faith in the Eagles, uncle nocho. I bet 100 each they beat the Bills.
Nah, y' all not beating the Bills. I got you. I'm gonna take that bet. Central cast, I'm back. Oo. I saw you was having issues with your camera again. All I'm gonna say is I'm always here to help. Tell me, where can I apply? That's oo. I got my. I got my people. Your boy Sammy threw an interception, caused a fumble in the same play. Jalen got nine.
Willie Mo junior. Seth Jonah told a story about when you went to the Broncos about you doing your job, and it was the Eagles, and that's what the Eagles are missing.
Man. Look, Seth was a great teammate.
You know, he knew what he had to do. I mean, there are times that we gonna go, I like, hey, bro, I need that work this week. I mean, I need real work this week. And he gave me that real work. And I was like, bro, hey, I get past you hold me a little bit, Tug, do all that stuff. Cuz I always played in sleeve. I always practiced with long sleeves on no Joe to get used to people pulling and tugging on.
Shannon Sharp
Right, right, right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
But, you know, Seth is a. Seth is a. Was a great teammate. I really enjoyed it. Wish I could have had more years with him, playing with him than just that one, but he was great. Jason Zeldorf, give Ocho a shot. We saw your flag football game. You're number 85, but you played like that was your age.
I love y'. All. I've been listening to y' all for a long time. Got to be the best football podcast out, you know? Why effing about? Shout out. Val Austin. All right, Val Austin. That's what's up. Val98, who's currently your top three NFL head coaches.
For me, I would say Rabel Red, Andy Reid. I would say Sean McVeigh.
Right now. It's a toss up with me between Kyle Shanahan and Mike Brable.
Shannon Sharp
Okay, yeah, I said, I said Rabel first. Based on what he did this year.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Asad Muhammad 7902 BS. He had no choice after a game like that.
Jason, will you ship the award when he. When you pay him the money you owe him, what will happen first? Ocho paying you your money or his sorry, bingo's winning a Super Bowl? Or maybe neither ever happens. Hahaha. I mean, I want to ship Ocho's wars. I really do. I mean, because.
I mean, I got four of them. One.
Two.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah, them things look good, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I got four of them. I mean, we ain't got. Let me look at all these awards. I got wars back there. Look at this. I ain't got no room.
Shannon Sharp
I see.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I want Oto to get his awards. I'm not gonna be able to ship them out because it's shipping cost 5,900.
Shannon Sharp
I know, I know. I know how to get him though. I got you.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
So I really want Ocho to have his awards. I really do. Chat because I think he's worked extremely hard.
Shannon Sharp
I have.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
But unfortunately at this time.
It'S not gonna be able to happen. No joke.
Shannon Sharp
I got you.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
C. No. 304. Ocho, you're gonna have to take. You got to take your arc to the judge. You didn't get your awards up. You can countersuit while I get you.
Shannon Sharp
Right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Great show. Appreciate that. C note pat dogs, as Dr. Bryant told you, you're not messy, you're crafty. But what do you think about.
Gabrielle's fiance saying now between you should put that on your shirt and trademark it.
Shannon Sharp
She said something else.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No. She's probably not happy that that Shador's been named a starter for the rest of the season.
Shannon Sharp
Right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And you know.
It's tough, man.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Cause you know, hey, I mean, I could just imagine if, you know, when I was playing, if I wasn't going to be able to start anymore and somebody's going to be. I'm sure my other would have been upset too, but she damn sure wouldn't have been saying anything.
That's a no though.
Bowen Yang
Derek.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Fa. What he should have said was I made a mistake by not giving him more reps earlier. We got lucky getting a first round quarterback in the fifth round. Nah, some people don't ever want to admit they made a mistake. Your boy Sammy Ocho, before you go, say another joke.
Shannon Sharp
Huh? What?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
He said say tell another joke.
Shannon Sharp
Oh, okay, I got one. I got One.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What you got?
Shannon Sharp
What says O? O. O?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What says O? O?
Shannon Sharp
Yeah. What says O? O. O.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What says O? Ocho.
Shannon Sharp
Santa walking backwards.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
TS Said ocho. I've never heard someone say, I treat wins and losses the same.
True. Just. Jazzy, that shade got me arguing with these. These comments. People watch you to be mad at y' all for doing what they watch y' all for what? Hello from Iowa. Thank you, Jazzy. Appreciate that. I've never been to Iowa before. What they got in our what? What? Ocho and I need to make a trip to Iowa for. I know y' all got plenty of corn fields there.
Oh, we might need to take a.
What? Can we take cross country? Because I need to be able to sprawl out.
Shannon Sharp
Wait, cross country?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. Drive across country from Miami. Just drive across country.
Shannon Sharp
Where we going?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Ain't no telling.
Shannon Sharp
Nah, we need a destination. I can't just be driving just to be driving.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You ain't driving. We got somebody driving for us.
Shannon Sharp
Okay. I can smoke my cigar.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah, at the rest stop.
Shannon Sharp
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Will we stop at Bucky's or something?
Shannon Sharp
When I'm driving, I'm riding. If we go on cross country, I got to be able to smoke now.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Diddy truck. Ocho, I saw Stefanski will be moving soon. If so, he should use Diddy truck to compare one way truck rental prices in Cleveland Black tech. Hashtag Atlanta Tech Village. Just Grandpa used to say, let your workers be few and your seasons with grace. You can't always say how you feel. Feelings are fickle, words are forever.
True. Very, very true. Saying 470. Oh, don't be hating. Come, come to Philly and be I O.C. hell no. We have money in Advil waiting for you. These players need some tough love now. You know what? I think Philly gonna probably be one of our stops because we were supposed to go there for our last one of our stops last spring. So Philly. We're definitely gonna come. Probably come to Philly. Guys, your boy Sam. Oh. Can't shave because Ocho can't give him his money. Ocho give him his money so Unc can go buy some razor blades. You know what? You're right. I ain't shaving till Ocho pay me.
Shannon Sharp
There we go. There we go.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I ain't. NFL matchup highlights. Ocho, you're going viral on social media for getting locked down by Champ Bailey and Namdi. Awesome. Why.
Shannon Sharp
Look at the numbers in those games?
Do your homework.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Jordan. Five times, fella. Can you wish my mom Kim, a happy 61st birthday during Q&A. She's a big to fan, but Oo looks close enough. So 85 and shout out. We do. Ha. Much love. Absolutely. Kim, happy 61st birthday. Your son Jordan wanted to give you a shout out because he wanted to be proud and say what a wonderful job you did as a mom. So thank you very much. Thank you, Jordan and Kim, hopefully you're watching this and you'll see this nightcap, love. Happy birthday. Happy 61st birthday from Uncle Nocho and the family. Happy 61st, Dr. Frank L. Bellamy. I can't wait to see that beard. My husband has one. I love it.
Oh, you see that thing? That thing coming in?
Shannon Sharp
Oh, okay. I see you. I see you.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
It won't.
Shannon Sharp
Hey, you could be a. You could be a brand new man in 20, 26 now.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, man. I'll be smiling.
Oh, y' all be smiling like a goat eating brown through a barbed wire fence.
Shannon Sharp
It is.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Antonio got a 10. Diego Madonna. The real goat. Nice jersey. Big wheel. 635 Ocho. I'm an Amazon driver, and I listen to y' all every morning on the roof. I wanted to ask, will cognac be in Lubbock.
If not, Is it already? Look, we are in Texas. I know for certain. We're in Dallas and we're in Houston. I would assume if there's distribution, because I distribute. I'm sure they have distribution. We're in specs in Houston, but I think so. So you pro. I can. I can check on that and I'll get back to you.
Vanessa Smith. All right. Oak. Would you. Would you. Would you be a silver fox? With my salt and pepper? With the salt and pepper. Look, I don't think I'll be completely silver, like, time. Time zone is completely great, but I think I'm gonna have some salt and pepper. I'm gonna see how it is.
Shannon Sharp
Hey, they got a group of dudes called the Silver Foxes. You ever seen them?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I haven't seen them.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah, they wear the nice little suits, man. They got, you know, everybody got the great beard.
Matt Rogers
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay. They're looking for another member.
Shannon Sharp
Yeah. Is this. Yeah, yeah. They be sharp, but they be sharp, right?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Sam LeGrand, 89. You said squid games podcast style. I don't know anything about the squid game.
Shannon Sharp
That's a good one. I like that. That's a good. That's a good word. That's a good word.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Eric Chavez, 8. I seen Ojoy flag football recently. I've seen enough. Y' all not winning, Jack.
Shannon Sharp
And the fact if you think I was really playing, you never watched me play in real life.
Like be for real.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, but if it's in Texas, you're in Texas. The guy asked about laportier. If total wines or specs don't have it, it's probably not there.
Real wolf. Real wolf hat facts. I was the food guy one time. Now the comment on my picks talking about where's the. Where's the invite? Laugh my ass, learn my lesson.
Shannon Sharp
Oh yeah, that's yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey Sean Smith talking about uncle gonna be hooping with two copper fit knee sleeves, Tim's and some jean shorts.
Hey, all I'm doing is doing. Hey, Steph Curry. I'm just outside. Yeah, let that thing go.
That concludes this episode of Nightcap. Thank you guys for joining us. This I keep want to say say, but the LA Chargers in overtime take down the Philadelphia Eagles by the score of 22 19. The the Eagles were driving, looked like they were there in position to score a touchdown. At worst case scenario, kick the game time field goal. But Jalen Hurst kind of threw into traffic, the ball got tipped, the charges intercepted and that was the end of the ball game. The Chargers move to nine and four, Eagles fall to eight and five. The Cowboys still are two games back with four games to play. There's a lot riding on the next four games in the NFC East. I am your favorite uncle, Shannon Sharp. And that is my partner and co host, Liberty City's own Bingo's ring of fame honoree. A former Pro Bowler and an all Pro, he's Chad Ochocinko Johnson. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button and go subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed. Wherever you get your podcast from. We would like to thank each and every one of you for your support, for your eyes, ears and your word of mouth. These awards that is on the table is all because of you. None of this is possible. None of Nightcap success is possible without you. And Ocho and I would like to sincerely thank you from the bottom of our heart. Those looking to purchase a bottle of Shea or 2 of by Laportier, head over to laportierconjac.com if you can't find it in a city or state near you, order it online. We'll ship it directly to your door. It is the best tasting premium VSOP cognac on the market. Compare it against other cognacs and you'll see it's the best tasting, smoothest VSOP Cognac on the market. Please drink responsibly and stay safe. Check out my media company page on all of its platforms. That's Shay Shay Media and my clothing company, 84. With 84 being spelled out, that link is also pinned in the chat again. The Chargers 22, the Eagles 19. They win it in overtime. The Eagles go to nine and four. The Eagles fall to eight and five. I'm up. He's Ocho. We're off tomorrow. We'll see you on Wednesday night. Thank you guys for joining us again.
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What a matchup we got y'.
Shannon Sharp
All.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
This is that classic HBCU vibe. Non stop action. The band is rocking and the crowd lit. Chance echo, drum beat everybody showing that school pride. A game like this. Yeah, it calls for an ice cold Coca Cola. Ah, crisp and refreshing. That's a game changer, right?
Yeah, that taste always hits the right note. Just like the band at halftime. And just like that, we're back at it. Passionate fans, school colors everywhere, and an ice cold Coca Cola. That's a winning combo no matter the sport, no matter the yard. Everybody knows fan work is thirsty work, so grab a Coca Cola and keep that HBCU pride going.
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This episode of Club Shay Shay’s “Nightcap Hour 2” dives deep into recent NFL headlines—most notably, George Pickens’ controversial effort and response to criticism from Richard Sherman, the Indianapolis Colts considering bringing Philip Rivers out of retirement, and a rollicking segment where the Nightcap crew throws down a competitive gauntlet at rival podcasts. Shannon Sharpe and Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson blend insider football knowledge, satire, and trademark chemistry, delivering sharp takes on athlete accountability, the business side of sports, and the vibrant culture surrounding pro football.
[03:28 - 11:24]
Pickens’ Lack of Effort & Richard Sherman Callout
Athlete Ego, Criticism, and Contracts
Advice to Pickens
[19:16 - 21:18]
[21:51 - 28:38]
[36:21 - 51:02]
[36:21 - 51:02]
[51:34 - 56:22]
[56:50 - 58:51]
[57:37 - End]
The episode is packed with classic Shannon and Ochocinco banter, honest football analysis, locker-room storytelling, and comedic jabs—whether they’re giving out tough love to NFL stars, schooling young players, or issuing open challenges to every major sports podcast in America. The language remains accessible, playful, and relatable, with plenty of wisdom for athletes and fans alike.
For listeners old and new, this episode represents all that makes Nightcap and Club Shay Shay essential, hilarious, and insightful sports media.