Nightcap Hour 2: Jaylen Brown & Stephen A. Smith BEEF Gets HEATED + Complex’s 30 BEST Lakers + MVP BANS Claressa Shields After SLAPPING Alicia Bumgardner + Travis Hunter’s $200K JAGUAR Bass Boat + Diamondback’s 120oz Nacho Bucket

Summary

Club Shay Shay – Nightcap Hour 2: May 19, 2026

Episode Theme

This lively episode dives into heated current events across the sports world—most notably, the escalating beef between Jaylen Brown and Stephen A. Smith, Complex’s controversial “30 Best Lakers” list, Clarissa Shields’ MVP ban after slapping Alicia Bumgardner, Travis Hunter’s extravagant bass boat purchase, and wild stadium food challenges. Host Shannon Sharpe, with recurring cohosts (notably Chad ‘Ocho’ Johnson and Joe Johnson), delivers signature barbershop banter, dissecting athlete-media rivalries, generational changes, and authenticity in the age of social media.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Jaylen Brown vs. Stephen A. Smith—The NBA Player vs. Media Beef

• Background: Jaylen Brown accused NBA refs of bias and called out Stephen A. Smith for “clickbait” journalism. Stephen A. fired back, warning he could report on deeper team matters and relationships (03:00–05:00).
• New Media, New Voices: The crew credits social/Twitch for giving athletes direct voices, cutting out “ancient media” as middlemen (04:00 Liberty City Zone). They discuss how this new dynamic allows for more honest, sometimes volatile, athlete responses.
• Is the Back-and-forth Bad? Ocho Johnson voices frustration that public rivalries “always us, bro” (06:37), lamenting intra-community beefs while still respecting athletes’ right to express themselves.
• Media Personalization: Shannon Sharpe distinguishes between critiquing play and personal attacks, insisting “I don't want to become part of the story” (07:31–09:45). He recounts a respectful face-to-face with KD despite passionate critique (12:02).
• Entertainment Value vs. Crossing Lines: The crew draws parallels to classic Ali–Cosell banter, seeing possible benefit in on-air debates as long as it stays professional (14:14).
• Accountability & Athlete Sensitivity: The group challenges Brown’s “ref agenda” claim—asking, “if Celtics were up 3–1, did refs have an agenda then?” (10:00). They note a generational shift—today’s players are more inclined to take even performance-based critique personally.
• Keeping It Business: “It’s all business,” Liberty City Zone stresses, recognizing the business and entertainment side of these public confrontations.

Notable Quotes:

• “I don’t want to become the story...I’m passionate, but it’s never personal.” — Shannon Sharpe (12:02)
• “Social media...cuts out the middleman and gives players a voice.” — Liberty City Zone (04:00)
• “It’s always us, bro...why can’t we just keep it to ourselves?” — Chad 'Ocho' Johnson (06:37)

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2. Complex’s 30 Best Lakers List—Debate and History

List Highlights:

• Magic Johnson #1, Kobe #2, Kareem #3, Shaq #4, Jerry West #5
• Notables such as Lamar Odom, Andrew Bynum, and Luka Doncic (29:21–31:15)
• Debate: Surprised at some rankings (Lamar Odom/Bynum above Luka), discussion of ring-count vs. overall impact.
• Generational Lessons: Joe and Ocho school the younger crew on Lakers history, origins of the Buffalo Braves and Bob McAdoo’s forgotten championships.
• Team GOAT Talk: Consensus—no team matches Lakers’ top-5 (Magic, Kobe, Kareem, Shaq, West).

Notable Quotes:

• “It’s hard to put them guys in places. The Lakers have had so many greats.” — Chad 'Ocho' Johnson (33:32)
• “Magic, Kobe, Kareem. Ain’t nobody touching that five.” — Joe Johnson (34:14)

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3. Clarissa Shields Slaps Alicia Bumgardner—MVP Ban Fallout

• Incident: Claressa Shields banned from all MVP events after slapping Bumgardner at a Ronda Rousey fight (34:45–39:39).
• Statements: MVP release, Bumgardner taking legal action, Shields’ unapologetic social posts.
• Crew’s Take: Consensus that Shields crossed the line (“heavy-handed ass”), even if sports need “competitive edge;” slaps outside the ring unacceptable.
• Weight Class Difference: Fight would be impossible under normal regulations—further highlighting the absurdity of the altercation.
• Apology, Legal Stakes: Ocho jokes “forget the apology,” but Liberty City Zone admits it’s “sad to see.”

Notable Quotes:

• “You don’t put your damn hands on nobody. No. Unless we in the ring.” — Chad 'Ocho' Johnson (37:49)
• “There’s a time and place for this...that wasn’t it.” — Liberty City Zone (37:27)

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4. Travis Hunter’s $200K Jaguar Bass Boat

• Description: Hunter’s new decked-out Jaguar bass boat—with fish finders, lavish seating—sparks awe and debate (49:33–52:00).
• Boat Expertise: The panel discusses bass vs. deep sea craft, fishing gadgets, and returns to signature trash talk about “who’d outfish whom.”
• Southern Roots: Plenty of storytelling about fishing, cleaning catfish, growing up outdoors. Coy boasting about Cub Scout skills and “Flipper” nicknames.

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5. Diamondbacks’ 120oz Nacho Bucket—Food Challenge Banter

• Stadium Food Extremes: The outrageous 120oz nacho bucket serves as a springboard for wild food challenge stories and gastrointestinal humor (56:12–59:01).
• Bathroom Real Talk: Extended, comedic digression on stadium/airport bathrooms, public bathroom phobia, and cultural differences in “dressing the toilet.”
• Relatability: The panel keeps it unfiltered and playful, with stories of carrying toilet paper in the car, “sloth” bathroom habits, and Southern childhood make-do.

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6. Random Q&A, Banter, and Animal Tangents

• Discord Q&A: Fan questions on WNBA legends, NFL play-calling language, and greatest NBA teams spark debates and laughter (64:12–70:46).
• Pet Ambitions: Tangents on pet monkeys, hyenas, raccoons, and goats reveal the hosts’ love of unique animals—and their willingness to barter for them (86:08–89:45).
• Scooby-Doo: A nostalgic discussion on favorite cartoons wraps up the humor.

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7. Victor Wembanyama’s Historic Night (Final NBA Segment)

• Performance Recap: Spurs win double OT vs. the Thunder, Wembanyama with a record-setting 41 pts/24 rebounds as the youngest to ever post a “40/20” game (91:07–95:24).
• Comparisons: Panel ranks this game among playoff greats (Jordan’s 55, LeBron’s 45/14/7).
• Wemby’s Future: Crew predicts multiple Defensive Player of the Year awards—possibly GOAT trajectory if healthy.
• Appreciation: The show closes with gratitude for fan engagement and shoutouts.

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Memorable Moments & Quotes by Timestamp

• Stephen A./JB Media Clash: “You want me to be quiet and stop streaming...get off these networks because you’re not using your platform to do real journalism” — Jaylen Brown (03:29)
• Ocho on Athlete Drama: “It’s always us, bro...why we can’t keep it to your damn self?” (06:37)
• Shannon on Critique: “I’m just passionate about what I talk about, bro. It’s never personal...” (12:02)
• Bob McAdoo/Buffalo Braves History Lesson (31:06–33:32)
• Clarissa Shields on Slap: “I’ma continue giving you BITCHES hell, respectfully…” (35:43, quoting Shields’ social)
• Ocho on Apologies: “Talkin' about a damn apology...slap the taste out her mouth!” (38:46)
• Fishing Banter & “Flipper” Nickname (51:16)
• Bathroom Etiquette Exchange (62:25–63:09)
• Pet Negotiation: “Hey, he trained to get off in your...if you get out of line!” (83:55)
• Wemby Praise: “If he keeps this trajectory, Wimby will be...the goat.” (72:17)

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Useful Timestamps (MM:SS)

• 03:00–05:00: Jaylen Brown vs. Stephen A. coverage & Stephen A.’s on-air response
• 10:00–13:00: Accountability in athlete–media criticism, keeping critiques professional
• 29:24–34:14: Complex’s Lakers list rundown and debate
• 34:45–39:39: Claressa Shields slapping Bumgardner, MVP ban aftermath
• 49:33–52:00: Travis Hunter’s $200K fishing boat discussion
• 56:12–59:01: Nacho bucket, food challenges, and bathroom talk
• 64:12–74:09: Listener Q&A, discussion of legendary sports teams, play-calling language
• 91:07–95:24: Spurs win; Wembanyama’s historic playoff performance and ending wrap-up

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Episode Tone and Language

• Unfiltered barbershop debate, playful jabs, real talk—never shying from sensitive or controversial topics.
• Mix of nostalgia, sports history, unapologetic critique, and warm audience engagement.
• Frequent trash talk, cultural digression, and Southern flavor grounded in personal experience.

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For New or Casual Listeners

This episode exemplifies Club Shay Shay’s signature style: an unfiltered sports roundtable where hot-button news meets generational wisdom, inside stories, and hilarious off-topic asides. Even the wildest tangents—animal pets, bathroom gripes—feel part of the show’s authentic, relatable energy. If you missed it, you’ll walk away caught up on sports drama, athlete perspectives, media changes, and locker-room wisdom—with plenty of classic one-liners to quote.

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[Joe Johnson]

All right. God damn jb. Coming from a guy. Stephen A. This all started when Stephen A recently responded to Jalen Brown alleging that the NBA referee had agendas against him during the Celtics closing game the NBA season against the Sixers. JB doubled down on his criticism of Stephen A. Saying this. Let's take a listen to what he had to say. Stephen A.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Damn.

[Joe Johnson]

Stephen A. Stephen B. Steven. See,

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

like my offer still stands.

[Joe Johnson]

You want me to be quiet and stop streaming. Well, I want you to be quiet and get off your, and get off these networks because you're not using your platform to do real journalism. Using your platform, to use clickbait, using your platform. So let's go back and let's, let's use example A.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Damn.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, hey. You know, you know what I like. Let me, let me say this real quick. So many, so many years, for so many times, mainstream media has been able to control the voice.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah.

[Liberty City Zone]

Ancient media has always been able to control the perception on how we as fans or, or, or critics are, are able to perceive athletes. And this is what I love about social media and Twitch and whatever platforms. It cuts out the middleman. It cuts out the middleman and it gives players a voice now it allows them to be able to express themselves despite what those that work in the working, you know, the espn, the Foxes and that, that have their thoughts and, and saying what they need to say about said player. Now players have a way to fire back. They have a way to fight back. Some want to do it, some don't. Jalen Brown has to be one is it just happened to be one of those that, you know what I like. I like to engage. You say how you feel. Well, you know what? I have a platform to say how I feel as well. That's something that mainstream media isn't used to just yet. Yeah, but I think more, more players are going to be open to expressing themselves on how they feel, regardless of who it is that has something to say.

[Joe Johnson]

Stephen A. Responded this morning on first take, said Jaylen Brown. Be careful what you wish for. You really want me to start reporting on to that level? You understand locker room, how organization may think about you, how the City may feel about you how Jason Tatum may or may not feel about you. Sneaker deals, endorsement deals. The list goes on and on. The season is over, bro. And you're on Twitch. Trying to do what I do. Then Big Perk shared a text message from a former Celtics player about JB saying they don't rock with him saying they don't run. JB's recent comments I got another text that, that says hey JB tripping. Another text from a former Celtics player said, man, JB lacks accountability. Jb, guess what? A lot of people in that organization, a lot of former players, legend don't agree with you, bro. This instance I can't rock with you. Jb, guess what? There's a lot of former Celtics player that's not rocking with you. I either. Joe, this is, this is your area of expertise. What do you make of this, what's going on and why? It's it's normally a lot of times guys don't fire back because look, we understand getting into a back and forth with one of these guys. All is going to do is continue the cycle. So you know what? Let you have your say. LeBron James has done a great job for the most part of 20 plus years not responding. Kobe really didn't respond to guys. He might say something but you really didn't know who he was talking to unless you heard somebody say something him in the press conference. But what's going on between Jalen Brown

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

and Honestly, I don't know. But I, I, I, I like that. You know, the players have a voice nowadays. Uncle Ocho, you know, when you use it the right way, you know, the most disheartening thing is when I see these back and forth or I see the petty drama, it's always us, bro. You know what I'm saying? It's like damn, why we can't. You know what I mean? Like it's out. You don't see no other culture or no other ethnicity who goes at each other like we go at each other. You know what I mean? It's all the time. Whether you're doing it for clicks, likes or you just don't like a person sometimes, man. Hey, look, sometimes things are better left unsaid, man. Regardless of how you feel about a person, just keep it to your damn self, you know what I mean? But I, I just don't like the back and forth because every time, bro, it's always us. It's us, bro.

[Joe Johnson]

You know there's a saying, Ocho and Jody, success, success has enemies. Yeah. When I played, Ocho. When you played, Joe, when you played, if the opposing team fans didn't like you, you understood that you were a damn good player. They boo you. They don't boo the guy that they're gonna get on the field. They don't boo him. They boo you, Ocho. You catching touchdowns. You celebrate. They boo you, Joe, because you scoring baskets. You make. Hey, you making this look bad. I was scoring touchdowns. But this. What. I just look at it. I have a different perspective because I've been on both sides, and I. I don't have a journalism degree, but I always understood. I don't want to become a part of the story. I'm interviewing somebody. I don't want to become the part of the story. I don't want it to be. Did you hear what Shannon Sharp said? I might be discussing something about a player or. I don't think the player is good, but sometimes I think it goes a little far. I really do, and I don't think it needs to.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

No, that's what I'm saying. Like, you go ahead with Joe.

[Liberty City Zone]

I mean, I. I understand what you're saying, uncle and Joe, but so many times, for so many years, mainstream media controls the narrative and perception on athletes. Some of the great ones, they choose not to respond. They respond with their plate in today's era, now they have platforms, they have social media, and it cuts out the middleman. So I can control how the narrative goes, and I can control how people are supposed to perceive me. I like players being able to fire back. I like players being able to answer back when things are said about them that they don't like. I think it's okay. I think it's okay. If anything, I would love to see is Stephen A. Smith and Jalen Brown face to face. Whatever needs to be talked about. Let. Do it face to face. Whether it's for clicks, whether it's for views, whatever it may be. Hell, goddamn. Use each other, grow each other's. Well, maybe. I mean, not that Stephen A.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Needs help, but content.

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah. Have him on your show. Sit down for an hour or two. Anything y' all got to discuss, do it face to face.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

I just.

[Liberty City Zone]

But.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

But when you. When you hear JB File F, F, Stephen A, L, Steven, like, as you know, you gonna take offense to that, bro. I don't. Come on, man. I understand you responding, but. Ooh. Come on, bro.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, I understand you, Joe. I understand you, but hey, sometimes. Hey, hey. Players fed up, Joe. Players fed up, man. Players are tired of those. Those Talking heads that. That are. That. Are that. That sit high and look low and talk about these players. Now, we, you know, man,

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

it's cool. It's cool to fire back, but you still have to control your emotions, bro. Hey, look, you can't take this back once you say it, homeboy.

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

You know what I'm saying? So when you look back at it six months from now, you'd be like, damn, you know, that would kind of, you know, maybe a little harsh how it came out.

[Joe Johnson]

But. But let me ask you a question. So when the Celtics had a 31 lead, did the refs have an agenda against Jason?

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, that's a good one, because we watched that series. Right.

[Joe Johnson]

Okay, well, now, why. So it seemed like they only had an agenda once he lost. Yeah.

[Liberty City Zone]

You noticed that too, huh? Huh? And. And I think that's. And when Perk talks about the accountability part, you know, in that text message, that, that. That comes into play. That comes into play.

[Joe Johnson]

No, I'm never doing that.

[Liberty City Zone]

Oh. I'm. I'm just saying. I'm just saying to be able to say that the refs have an agenda. Well, hell, you was up 3:1, so

[Joe Johnson]

you can't say, did they have an agenda, then?

[Liberty City Zone]

No, absolutely.

[Joe Johnson]

And I'm definitely not doing what Perk did, man. Do y' all know how many, like, people that was in my dm, People that you guys know saying some crazy stuff?

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

All because, you know, you weren't on Club Shake and you wish this you glad. That's good. What? Ah, Ocho like that, huh? Why you ain't tell me?

[Liberty City Zone]

You don't play about you, But I whoop something.

[Joe Johnson]

What Ocho is.

[Liberty City Zone]

Okay. Okay.

[Joe Johnson]

Because the way I look at it is that Club Shay Shay is a platform. It's bigger than any one individual that's ever been on it. I'm thankful for everybody that's ever given me their time to sit down and have a conversation with me on my platform. Hopefully, it was as mutually beneficial for you as it was me. A lot of people have reached out that's been on, man. I appreciate that. Especially a lot of comedians, because you don't see them. Like, man, I ain't realized old boy was so funny. Old girl was so funny. I can't wait to go see them. Cause, man, I got a. I, I had forgot how funny they are. So I appreciate that. But me, I'm not fitting to get into no back. And look, I say what I say. Look, bro, hopefully, I think the thing is with me and I, I, I I tilt my hat off to KD because I saw KD when he had just got traded to Phoenix. He was in the hotel. I walked in, he walked up to me and said, bro, you got a problem with me? I said, why you think I got a problem with. Problem with you? He said, bro, it's just like the way you talk. I said, katie, I'm passionate. I said, I don't know you to have no problem with you, bro. I respect your game. I said, but when we discuss a player, I'm passionate about the topics that we talk about. That's it. I say, ain't got nothing personal against you. I said, man, every time I see your mom, I have a great conversation with your mom. X, Y and Z. I say, it's never personal to. Because I don't know you personally to make it personal. I say, I'm just passionate about what I talk about, bro. When I have a conversation, when I talk about something, I'm done with it. I'm done with it. Maybe it comes back up again, maybe it doesn't. But if it does, I'll have to address it again. But I'm talking about the play. I'm not talking about you as an individual. I don't know. I've never. I've never seen. I've never been a place other than that one time and seen Kevin Durant. That's it. That one time in a hotel. I haven't been in an event, I haven't been at a club. I haven't been at a function. I saw Kevin Durant in the hotel. We talked for about five, 10 minutes, and that was it. That was the end of it. We exchanged information, we kept it moving. But I say, bro, it's never.

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah, no, you know what, Uncle?

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

And.

[Liberty City Zone]

And it's never personal, too. It's all business. Stephen A. Has a business.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Liberty City Zone]

Jalen Brown also has a business outside of basketball. Now, some people don't like the back and forth stuff.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah.

[Liberty City Zone]

If you understand how Stephen A. Has done, what he's done and why he's probably the best at what he does in his career, then you understand why he's the best at what he does. Jalen Brown now has a platform, he has a voice, and listen. Some people don't like it. I'm one of the few. I've always been a billion. So I enjoy the back and forth with regards to who it is I. I enjoy. Because it's not going any further than that outside of their. Their opinions on how they feel. Whatever it may Be right. I like, I would love for it to be. Once again, the chat might be too. A little too young to remember Howard Cosell and goddamn Muhammad Ali. You talk about. Or you talk about art, when it came to banter back and forth, whether it was good or whether it was bad, it was awesome during those times. It was awesome during those times. And hell if it gonna be Stephen A. And one of the few players that decided to respond to him and goddamn Jaylen Brown, so be it.

[Joe Johnson]

But I think the thing is. I think the thing is. But if you go back and study it, it never got personal with how.

[Liberty City Zone]

No, no, no, no. Hey, you talk about a pure entertainment, Joe. Yeah, pure entertainment.

[Joe Johnson]

And I think that's. That's the way. That's the way you gotta keep it. It's kind of hard because I think the thing is, Joey, correct me if I'm wrong. Ocho, correct me if I'm wrong is that when you feel like every time you turn the TV on and this man is somehow talking about you in some context that doesn't always have to do with basketball or the court or all the court basketball, and he's like, bro, is there not any other NBA players you can talk about? Hey, now, I could be wrong. And maybe, maybe it's a topic, you know, you, you try to. I think the thing is what people don't understand and people like, well, man, why you. You still talking about that? I say because the one thing you learn about television, if it's a one or two hour show, everybody don't start watching at the same time. If you notice, most talk shows, they'll go back and repeat what the first story of the day was, go back and watch the news. And our top story of the day was because everybody don't start watching at the same time. You see, people don't watch programs throughout their entirety. They jump in and out. So maybe when they jumped out, it was a topic I didn't hear. So that's. I know I'm. I'm sharing things with, with fans and trying to let them, let them know how TV works. So that's why you get a lot of. That's why you get some. Man, you just talked about that an hour ago. Yeah, but somebody's hearing it for the very first time. You heard what, remember Michael Jordan say? They say, mike, why you always get dressed? He said, somebody, hey, somebody might be seeing me for the first time. And I don't want them to see. Yeah, sweats. I don't want them to see me Less than impeccable. So everybody doesn't start watching or listening to a program at the same time. So somebody. Because we see sometimes. Hey, they're gonna talk. Hey, are they gonna talk about Detroit, where we Talked about for 45 minutes? Are y' all gonna talk about. Yeah, we talked about that for 20 minutes. So that's. That's kind of how TV works. And so maybe with JB, JB might have tuned in. In the beginning, they were talking about him. They come. He come back an hour later, they talking about the beginning, like, well, damn, I just left y' all talking about

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

me an hour ago. And.

[Joe Johnson]

And you.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

You don't know. You. You don't know how guys will perceive, like, constructive criticism or criticism alone.

[Joe Johnson]

Yes.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

You know what I mean? Like, it's like, if I hear you on TV talking about me in a disdain way or, you know, in a way that I don't like.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

When I see you, I'm gonna. You know, I probably have a little frown on my face. Like, man, it's old. You know what I mean? I probably say that to myself, Ocho, but I ain't gonna come out here and be like, you know, oh, man, you a itchy ass. You know what I mean? Like, to myself, though. Yeah, it's old.

[Liberty City Zone]

But see, Joe. Joe, you quiet, though, Joe. That's not your character. JB is one of those. And you have to understand, too, when it comes to players or players need to understand, everybody's not going to like you, especially the talking heads that have to talk about you, you know? And that. That's just. That's the nature of the business. And, Joe, you know how I felt about the media. I don't. I don't care if you like me or not. I'm going to keep being. I'm going to keep being myself.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah.

[Liberty City Zone]

Regardless of what you say, I never fire back. I just try to do more stuff to piss you off, to give you something to talk about. But in JB's situation, I. I know they gonna do it. They don't need to like each other. Sit down, hash out what they need to talk about. And that would be one of the. Listen for jb, what he's trying to do with Twitch and whatever platform he is, Stephen ain't gonna come on there. He gonna come on there.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah.

[Liberty City Zone]

And I guarantee you the same thing. Listen, the same thing Cat Williams did for Club Sh. Shay and taking that mother. I'm almost cursed, taking that out the stratosphere, it's gonna be the same effect when Stephen, a sit down with jb. You ain't got to like each other. This is business, man.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I, I think sometimes, Ocho, a lot of times guys like, man, I say, you know, and I talked to God, said, so tell me what I said was wrong, man. You weren't wrong, but I just didn't expect you to say that. What you expect me to say? I didn't say anything about you personally because I don't know anything about you. I'm talking about your play. I say, how can I in good conscience go on TV and say you're playing good and the fans are watching the game and they saw you play terrible? The only thing I got when I'm talking about a player is my word, Ocho. That's all we got. All we can base it on is our years of experience of playing the game, covering the game. That's it. Yeah, so I go out there and every time I. And you playing bad, and I'm saying, boy, he ate. He's a. And if I'm saying you're playing bad, I'm talking about right now. I don't take away anything you've done. You might be a two, three, four or five time first team all pro. You might be a perennial promo player, but I got, I gotta, I gotta in sports. The one thing about sports, it allows you to update your resume, and you don't get to update your resume like a normal person in the workplace where they advise you to update your resume every three months, you gotta update your resume every week. So this is a week to week thing. So I said, I said, tell me, I said, if I said something that was out of line, tell me what I said, bro. Cause I'm never gonna talk about what you got going on. Your family life, your home life. I don't care, I don't care about that. That's. That's in the table. Something else. I'm going to talk about what I saw based on my experience, based on my knowledge of the game. And I watched that game today. This is what I saw. That's it.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, you also got to understand, hey,

[Joe Johnson]

bro, that, that you know what they're like, man. Oh, you be, man, you be hard, but you be, you be right, though. But you be hard. I say, man, I'm just, it's just my tone. I said, bro, I'm passionate about stuff.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah, I see it.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, you know, this era, this era is a little different when it come to, you know, being critical now it's a little different. Joe.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Hey, hey, you know, un got them old school ways, you know? You know, you got them old school ways.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, hey, Joe. Hey, I already know. Hey, you never heard talk about me when I was playing, Joe, listen.

[Joe Johnson]

But. But I had information. Oo. I had that shoe situation at. At Steelers, and you sat on it, see.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, let me tell you something, boy. That's why I love you. That's why. That's why I beat a up about you, boy. You hear me?

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, yeah, I saw that.

[Liberty City Zone]

I had that. That's why I love you. Hey, Joe. Yeah, Let me tell you. Hey, boy, he used to kill me, boy.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, Joe, he wasn't.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Listen, was he being honest? Was he being honest?

[Liberty City Zone]

I deserved it. But I liked it, though. I liked it. Listen, hey, Joe, I tried to bribe the referee with a dol bill, right?

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah.

[Liberty City Zone]

In the middle of the game when he came. When. You know how they challenge, they throw this.

[Joe Johnson]

They came out for a review. I tried to.

[Liberty City Zone]

I tried to bribe the ref as a joke, like, hey, take this dollar. Let me get that catch. Yeah, man, I went on TV the

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

next day and it got at you, man.

[Liberty City Zone]

They should. They should suspend them and find him 250,000. I'm like, well, God damn.

[Joe Johnson]

Because. Because now it's even more. Because. What did they say, man, that rip on the tape. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So any. Because. So sometimes any mention of impropriety, it gets people thinking. You say, oh, yeah. Oh, that referee on the tape. Oh, he must have. He must have bet the cowboys. Well, he got this player in his parlor.

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey, Joe, man, you. You know, and that's how it is. No, no, no. The. The thing is, I'm not an insider. I'm gonna let Adam Schefter. I'm gonna let those guys do that. But I have a lot of information. I just sit on it because I. I can't in good. I cannot in good conscience say all the things that I know, especially when you're dealing with my people.

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah, it's cool.

[Joe Johnson]

So I don't care what y' all say, but if it was this, yeah, I probably would hate that it was one of us.

[Liberty City Zone]

No, I ain't doing it.

[Joe Johnson]

I ain't doing it, and they can't. And the thing is that, hey, maybe. Or maybe I go back on network television, maybe I don't. But on this platform, when I know things. That's why a whole lot of times when I get information, I got a lot more information that Adam Shefton don't have.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Damn hey, hey, hey. If you go back on television, though, you gotta bring me an OO with your hair.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hold on, hold on. I already. Oh, no, wait.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

I'm just letting you know. I'm just letting you know.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, let me tell you something. Hey, you know I got information, too. You know I'm going back to tv, right? I don't know if I'm supposed to

[Joe Johnson]

be saying this right now.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

He got information.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, let me. I'm just saying. Hey, I ain't Adam Scheffer and I ain't Shams.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, I told UNC last year, now. Now we a package deal. Now, you can play if you want to. Hey, I show up to work on my own, whether I'm scheduled or not. Hey, Joe. Hey. I walk on set in the full suit. Where I sit at.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Hey, hey. All I asked was just one day out the week. But I don't ask for much. You know, they miss one day. Come talk some, you know, I mean, if y' all need me further notice.

[Joe Johnson]

Okay. I think the only one time. One time I said something about Russ, and then everybody jumped, say, oh, you lying. You lying. You lying. So I had to pull receipts. And then when I pulled the receipts later, it came out, others started to report it. I said, but y' all said I was lying. Y' all said, it's. I ain't telling what somebody. I'm telling you what I know.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

I said, from that point on, I said, I'm never doing it again. And I've had. I've had more important stuff than that. Ah. And they've tried to get me to say it on. On Undisputed. I'm like, nah. Why not? Nope. Cause it ain't worth it to me, right? I. I said I couldn't get good conscious, live with myself if I put that man business out there like that. Something. Some things.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Hey, man, you're a good dude, bro.

[Joe Johnson]

If they don't know, it ain't. It ain't. It ain't for you. It ain't for you to unearth.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

You're a good dude.

[Joe Johnson]

Something should stay covered up. That's my approach now. So from that point on.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Joe. Hey. I'm a good dude, man.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah, he all right.

[Liberty City Zone]

He could have threw me under the butt.

[Joe Johnson]

He could have threw me under the

[Liberty City Zone]

bus when was playing, man. So, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

No, no, no.

[Liberty City Zone]

I couldn't do that. Hey, if anybody ever say anything to you, boy, I'mma hit him. I'mma hit him with one of these. Boy, you hear me? I'mma give him that Fris.

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[Joe Johnson]

Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes.

[Robert Smigel]

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[Liberty City Zone]

What's up fam?

[Joe Johnson]

It's Isaiah Thomas and I'm CJ Toledano and our podcast Point Game is about defying the odds like LeBron heading into

[Liberty City Zone]

the playoffs without Luka and Austin re

[Joe Johnson]

and finding ways to win no matter what.

[Liberty City Zone]

He's the smartest player to ever play the game. His IQ is at a level that we've never seen before and he knows

[Joe Johnson]

without Luka and Austin Reaves I gotta manipulate the game. We get a player's perspective on the challenges of the playoffs. I think Joker's gonna be exhausted this

[Liberty City Zone]

series because when they don't have Rudy

[Joe Johnson]

in the lineup, he has to really

[Liberty City Zone]

guard guys like Nas Reed, he has to guard Julius Randle and then he has to give us everything.

[Joe Johnson]

He gives us on a night to night basis on offense and when it's friends stop by like Quentin Richardson, we dive into some playoff history too. Steve Nash Would get that thing. That man hell get the flying. He running up the court, licking his fingers while he got the ball.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Like you go through a training camp with that.

[Joe Johnson]

Isaiah, you figure it out real quick.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Oh yeah. Get your ass up and down the

[Joe Johnson]

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[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

What you got?

[Joe Johnson]

Complex released the 30 best Lakers of all time. Well, that, that, that's Magic Johnson is 1, Kobe is 2, Kareem is 3. Shaq is 4. Jerry west is 5. Miken Worthy, Baylor, James Powell, Goodrich, Wilt Mickelson, Jamal Wilkes, Anthony Davis. Excuse me. Jim Pollard, Byron Scott, Michael Cooper, Norm Nixon, Derek Fisher, A.C. green, Lamar Odom, Robert Ori, Andrew Bynum, Slater Martin, Rick Fox, Bob McAdoo, Happy Hairston, Nick Van Exel, Eddie Jones twice. And Luka Doncic.

[Liberty City Zone]

Damn, man, I don't even know half them people. Joe, go ahead.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Oh, you, you talking about Luca being last. That was you thinking.

[Joe Johnson]

Yep. That whatever. They got to see the 30th best Laker of all time.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah, I mean, what, hey, best, best ability is availability, you know, hey, this Lakers, man, they ain't. Hey, hey, they ain't gonna sit back too much longer and deal with none of this.

[Joe Johnson]

It seems like they got the guys that at least won championships. Rick. Very, very high. It's hard for me to believe that Lamar Odom and Andrew Bynum are better than Luca Donchi. Yeah, yeah, let's, let's, let's just be all the way factually real. I know they were. And remember you guys, we had that conversation about a week ago, people. Now all of a sudden, if somebody won a championship, were you better than him? Yes. They got AD Better than Fisher and Fisher got five with.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah,

[Joe Johnson]

but I don't know if they remember, but Bob McAdoo. Bob McAdoo won a championship with the Lakers.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

You gonna have some controversy with that one.

[Joe Johnson]

I remember Bob McAdoo was got drafted by the Buffalo Beret. Joe, you remember the throwbacks? I got the Throwback jersey. And then he ended up going to the Clippers because the Braves became the Clippers. They were down in San Diego. Then they moved up to la. That's how they got Clippers.

[Liberty City Zone]

The Buffalo who?

[Joe Johnson]

The Buffalo Braves.

[Liberty City Zone]

That was the basketball team. Well, what year that was?

[Joe Johnson]

70, I think the Clip. I think they moved this. I think they moved to. To San Diego back in what, 77.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Damn. Ocho, Ocho, he don't miss nothing, do he, man?

[Liberty City Zone]

Wait, hey, 1978. I ain't never heard of no Buffalo Braves.

[Joe Johnson]

When they move. When they moved to San Diego because they moved to la and

[Liberty City Zone]

hey, hey

[Joe Johnson]

came out of Carolina. He had to come out like 70. When he come out, I'm gonna say 70, 74, 75. Early 72. Damn. So he went to Buffalo from 72 to what? 76, 77. And then they moved to. They moved to LA in what, 84. And then he came. He went to the lakers in what, 85, 81. So he's on. He's on the 82. Damn. I ain't know he's on there that long. So he won. So he won two championships with him. He won 82. Okay. Damn. I mean, that's a. I mean, Magic, I mean the Lakers. I mean, the only list, I mean that's comparable to this is probably the Celtics because they're two of the teams that's been around the longest, Joe and Ocho. So you got one team that's won what, 18, 19 championships, which is the Celtics. The other team that's won 17, which is the Lakers. And obviously the Lakers have been to like 30 something.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Finals histor. Historically, man, they. Hey, it's hard to put them guys in places like that because they've had so many greats to come through there and play

[Joe Johnson]

in football. It's like the packers, the Bears, the Giants, the Steelers. Oh, you talking about teams that been around. You know, packers been around since the beginning. So. But I mean, it goes back and forth. I. For me, I think Magic, but I can see the top three. What? The order that you put them in. But that's the top three. Magic, Kobe and Kareem.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Damn.

[Joe Johnson]

I mean, I don't know. I bet you won't find a team that got three better players than those three. Name a team that you think got three better players than those three dot Hell, they top five. Magic, Kobe, Kareem, Shaq, Jerry West. Ain't nobody touching that five. Ain't nobody in NBA history got a better starting five than that.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Let me think.

[Joe Johnson]

I mean, because People don't look. All time Laker, not an all time great player. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. LeBron is an all time great player. He's not the greatest Heat player. That's D. Wade. Yeah, okay. Not even mad. I ain't. Clarissa Shields has been banned from all Envy appeal. Ocho, I didn't know this. You knew this. I heard about it, but I thought it was. I thought it was. Shields has been banned from all MVP events after slapping Alicia Bumgardner at the Ronda Rousey fight. Ocho, watch the video.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Heavy handed ass.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, one more time. Check this out. You get a close look now. Here we go. Did she say this is what she tweeted? I'm gonna continue giving you B I T, C H E S's hell. Respectfully, that, that little, little ass girl said, I'll beat your ass right now. After already disrespecting me. Now you classy and playing victim. Can't go around threatening people and take that and try to get that lick back. And Ms. Shields, you got the double. Double bag. She got the double. She got the double. MVP is.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hello.

[Joe Johnson]

MVP issued a statement tonight. Said effectively immediately, Clarissa Shield is banned from all MVP events until further notice. There is a time and a place for a fight for fighter tension and banter, but to physically attack a fellow athlete while they're a guest inside a private VIP area is unacceptable. Alicia issued her own statement tonight saying she's taking legal action and added this behavior reflect a repeated pattern of hostility, chaos and attention seeking conduct that continues to embarrass women's sports.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Hold on.

[Joe Johnson]

All right, Ocho, this is just.

[Liberty City Zone]

That's tough too. Hey, Joe. It's tough. It's one thing when the men do it, but, but, but to see the women do it go, you know, go at it like this, I mean, I'm kind of stuck. Listen, I. I love. I love Alicia. I love Clarissa. There, there's. There's a time and a place for this at this event. You know, that, that, that wasn't it.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah. Hey. Hey, O.J. oh, you know damn well she was dead wrong.

[Liberty City Zone]

Oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely. They've been going at it for a minute, Joe. They've been going at it for a minute.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

But look, though, in sports, what's the competitive edge? If I got a person who is emotionally unstable, meaning if I say something, it's gonna piss you off, then I'm gonna continue to antagonize you, bro.

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

You know what I mean? But you don't put your damn hands on nobody. No. Unless we in the ring. But for you to haul off and slap that girl like that. Come on, bro.

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's wrong. That's wrong. I. I think at some point, and Joe, I think she's probably gonna issue apology. She gonna issue apology once I understand, Joy, but I think of something I gotta get right. Listen, they can't fight each other. We talk about two completely different weight classes, you know? Two completely different weight classes.

[Joe Johnson]

I mean, Clarissa said she'll go down, but bomb guarding gonna have to come up at least.

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah, that's too much. It's impossible to make that fight happen. I think Clarissa is gonna. Gonna. She's gonna issue an apology at some point, say she's sorry, and I think they just won't do the back and forth anymore through. Through the media, through outlets, because they've been taking jabs at each other for a very long time now. And, I mean, it's sad.

[Joe Johnson]

It's sad to see this man talking about it.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

This man talking about a damn apology, man. Damn, that damn apology you talking about. Here girl off and knock five from that girl and slap the taste out of mouth.

[Joe Johnson]

Come on, man. Yeah, and you heard it, Ocho. Hey, we go play that gig, pull that back up.

[Liberty City Zone]

You ain't got to keep playing.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you do. She said watch your mouth.

[Joe Johnson]

You gonna talk about some apology?

[Liberty City Zone]

Can I ask you a question? A fight with these two can't be made because of the. The disparity and weight in the discrepancy. It's. It's almost. It's impossible. Well, the only thing Clarissa can do at this point is apologize, you know, for. For what she did.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Now.

[Liberty City Zone]

Now, you guys, I mean, she might not accept it. It might be. It might. It might be too late to apologize after the actions and what you've already done, But. But now with Alicia, you know, seeking legal action, I mean, I hate that it's come to this.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah, hey, hey. Either.

[Joe Johnson]

Hell, I hate that it'll come to this, too.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Jared O'Donnell]

I like.

[Liberty City Zone]

I like both of them, man. They some dog. They some dogs in that goddamn ring, man. But I hate that it came to this. I. I wish they could have kept the entertainment value of it, you know, behind the mic and continue to take your shots about who's better at whatever it is. I mean, you guys would never have opportunity to fight each other, but it should have never gotten to this point.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah,

[Joe Johnson]

I hate it. I hate it. But, hey, you know, and I think sometimes you Know when you trying to sell a fight, you trying to hype something up. I can see if these two guys were trying to fight each other and you know, you like, hey, look, I'm gonna try to get at you. You try to get at me. I mean, we've seen it happen before actually. At weigh in we saw Mike Tyson. Remember when he bit Lennox Lewis, we saw somebody get. I'm trying to think Riddick, Bo, when he fired off on Larry Dog. You remember that? I don't remember both doing that bullet goo YouTube, man.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

He hit that man in like the way in.

[Joe Johnson]

Yes, man.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Come on.

[Joe Johnson]

I'm talking about, I'm talking about a solid two piece, old average man. He's ko. I talk about one on one.

[Liberty City Zone]

Damn, man.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, well, you gotta.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

No, I.

[Joe Johnson]

Look, I, I can't get down with that, man. Look, I, I'm just.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Hey, I'm using the ring with Carissa. She a big girl. Ain't your man.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, she, she's stripping down. I mean, she probably walking around 185, maybe 190. Cause she's stripping down. I mean, she's fought at what, 75? I think this last fight she was at what, 65. But no, she, she's solid woman. And she off season, so she might be.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, uncle, now tell him how small Alicia is.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She probably walk around. What you thinking, Ocho? 140 maybe?

[Liberty City Zone]

If that.

[Joe Johnson]

30, maybe that, man.

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah, that's. That's crazy. Damn, man.

[Joe Johnson]

So she, so she probably walking around. She fights at super featherweight 130. So the problem, she walking around 140, Ocho. Maybe Clarissa fight it, could fight it. Fight at 175. Yeah. So you drop. I mean, you fighting 175, Ocho. You, you a, you probably a couple of meals. You up for the 200?

[Liberty City Zone]

Damn.

[Joe Johnson]

Yo, but she's solid. Yeah, she, She'll a solid lay a woman. She'll grow. She a grown ass woman. And like you said, she started boxing because she had anger issues.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

She's showing it.

[Joe Johnson]

You know what I'm saying? She's like, she's showing it and she like. Because think about it, Ocho, what she always talk about, she want to fight.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Oh, man.

[Joe Johnson]

So, so, man, look here. Is she fighting at one? You got to realize, guys, she's fighting at 175, so she's coming down 15, 20, 30 pounds. You talking about get all the way. You talking about go all the way down to 150? Hell no.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

No,

[Joe Johnson]

I Don't. I don't see that happen, but hope. Look, hopefully, like I. Like I said, man, I just. I don't know how y' all operate. If I know, look, somebody that I might not really rock with, I might be. We might have to be at the same event. But I'm gonna be over here. They're gonna be over there.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, hey, Joe.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

What's up?

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, you might catch. You might. You might.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

You might not. I might. I might not catch a damn thing. I knew you.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey, Joe, he said he gonna apologize. Hey, hey, Joe, he already got the apology.

[Liberty City Zone]

I might catch you like that. You don't give my goddamn 500. I know that, man.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

You got me. Hey, hey. You got me being home, boy.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, if you think.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

If you think you're gonna catch me like you got now, it might sound like that when I. When I knock five from you, when I slap you in, get your ass, you know?

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, you ain't gonna know. I'm gonna walk up like I'm shaking your hand and five.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

No, no.

[Joe Johnson]

Damn.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

We already have eyes, homeboy. So I know when I see you, it's on site.

[Joe Johnson]

Cause I got so. You ain't gonna let it walk.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

I gotta get my fade anyway. From the. From the ticket from Magic City. I gotta get my fade before we do anything else. I gotta get my fade, homeboy.

[Liberty City Zone]

Listen.

[Joe Johnson]

Hello. You know, I thought we going to the UFC fight.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

I'm whooping his ass for. We gonna.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, hey, listen. Hey, Joe, they gonna have. They gonna have to have security pull me off his ass.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah, yeah. All right.

[Liberty City Zone]

All right.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Okay.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, you. Hey, hey, hey. You got. You got the okay for us to go to the fight already?

[Joe Johnson]

I called them.

[Liberty City Zone]

Okay. Oh, yeah. Hey, so before my. Hey.

[Joe Johnson]

And then we got fanatics. We got Fanatics Fest the next week.

[Liberty City Zone]

Okay?

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

But we'll set it up so I can. So I can go on.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, hey, listen. Hey, we. We can go at Fanatics Festival.

[Joe Johnson]

Look, we got. What you call it. We got the apex right here, the ufc right up here. Yeah.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, Joe, we can go get in the Octagon.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

I don't know what you're waiting on. I've been telling you to call them folk, man. Tell them so we can get on the Pacquiao Mayweather undercard or something.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, one. Hey, Joe, you. You don't want to see me on camera, Joe. I lump your ass up in front of the world.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Got me. You got me so bent, home boy.

[Liberty City Zone]

Okay. Hey, hey, let me tell you something. You gonna. You gonna be Bent pause.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know how you. Hey, hey. See, here you go, here you go, here you go, here you go. Hey, I don't know what you got going on, brother, but you need to get it together, okay? This ain't that. I'm just letting you know, all right? You can't help but to talk freaking weird, man. We ain't man.

[Joe Johnson]

You what?

[Liberty City Zone]

What? Hey, hey, Joe. Hey, hey, hey. I. I advise you keep it cute, boy, for your face look different, huh? You hear me? Hey, Joe. I'm surgical with these hands. Joe, stop playing with me. I'm not gonna tell you no more now.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Hey, Chad. Chad. I'm gonna give y' all something to see. I'm gonna give y' all some real content. When I whoop his ass, I promise you.

[Narrator/Host]

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[Liberty City Zone]

With VRBoCare, help is always ready before, during, and after your stay.

[Narrator/Host]

We've planned for the plot twists, so

[Liberty City Zone]

support is always available because a great

[Joe Johnson]

trip starts with peace of mind.

[Robert Smigel]

Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy not quite on Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier this week. My guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an acapella band with their between songs Banter.

[Joe Johnson]

Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes.

[Robert Smigel]

Those people are starving for banter. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Narrator/Host]

Here's something that should not be as

[Joe Johnson]

complicated as it is getting a racist statue removed.

[Narrator/Host]

And here's something that should be a whole lot easier than it is getting

[Liberty City Zone]

a new one put up in its place. As long as there's a politics of

[Joe Johnson]

race in America, there's gonna be a politics of remembering the Civil War. To get to school, I had to

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

go down Robert E. Lee Boulevard. Get to the grocery store, I had

[Joe Johnson]

to go down Jefferson Davis Parkway.

[Liberty City Zone]

If you're an historian and you leave out half of what the history is, you're not doing your job.

[Narrator/Host]

I'M Akilah Hughes. And Rebel Spirit Season 2 goes deep on both of those things.

[Joe Johnson]

The fights, the politics, the people who

[Narrator/Host]

won, and my personal campaign to add something to the Kentucky State House that's

[Joe Johnson]

actually worth the wall space. We are more than within our bodies. We contain essence. We contain spirit. How do you represent that?

[Narrator/Host]

They are just fueling a fire that is really catching. You'll see what I mean. Listen to Rebel Spirit Season 2 on

[Joe Johnson]

the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Jared O'Donnell]

Hey, I'm Jared o'. Donnell. You might know me as that loud guy who yells out help on the Internet.

[Joe Johnson]

Help, somebody please.

[Jared O'Donnell]

But there's so much more to me than that. I'm an actor, I'm a comedian. And recently I've become quite the helper myself. And on my new podcast, Hope from a Hypocrite, I'll be changing lives, helping people in need with my sage advice and thoughtful solutions.

[Joe Johnson]

Psych.

[Jared O'Donnell]

I'm a comedian. I'm not qualified to give good advice. Join me and my comedian friends as we riff, rant and recommend some of the most legally dubious advice known to man. If I'm calling you, even if you're on your phone, let it ring twice. One ring is too scary. Cream of chicken soup.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, Cream. Cream of chicken soup.

[Jared O'Donnell]

This is help from a hypocrite. The worst advice from the dumbest people you know. Listen to help from Hypocrite as part of the Mike Cultura Podcast Network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Liberty City Zone]

Joe, let's go.

[Joe Johnson]

Joe. Hey, Joe. When I say I want to go fishing style, this is what I'm talking about. Check out Travis Hunter new two hundred thousand dollar bass boat, Jaguar fishing boat. The boat features fish finders, a spacious deck, high end seating.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Oh, yeah,

[Joe Johnson]

they got a. They probably got that way.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

That whale, he ain't got no top on that joint.

[Joe Johnson]

No, that's. Oh, Joe, that's a bad.

[Liberty City Zone]

He don't fish. He don't know about.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

I'm saying, I'm saying we go out there and go fishing, man. It's gonna be, it's gonna be kind of hot. Unless y' all wanna.

[Joe Johnson]

That's a bass boat, Joe. You ain't going deep sea in that. That's a bass boat. You go on a lake, you go on a pond.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Oh, he got his own lake.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, you can put.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Are you saying. Cause he, he enjoy fishing. He just bought him, he just bought him a bass boat just to Go cruise around. Okay. Yes. Okay. Okay.

[Joe Johnson]

Now, if you're going deep sea fishing, because the water, anything might happen to deep sea. So a big storm come up, you want to be covered. But a bass boat, for the most part, they don't have. They don't have covers like that.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

What's all that? What's all the gadgets and stuff he got on here?

[Joe Johnson]

Because those are fat. Those are fish finders. So they'll tell you where the fish are.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

And so you. Hey, you just go right. You just pull right up there on them.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, man, Joe don't know about no fishing. Man. When you want to hit the water? Man, when you. Hey, when you want to hit the water, huh?

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

I bet I outfish. Hey, I bet. I bet I outfish you.

[Liberty City Zone]

I bet I throw you in the water.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

I bet you don't.

[Liberty City Zone]

Okay, Bet something.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah. And if I do, if I do go, I bet you come with me.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, I. I hope you know how to swim, boy.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

It's like a fish, homeboy.

[Liberty City Zone]

Okay.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah.

[Liberty City Zone]

No. Hey, you know what they called me in high school? Huh?

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

I don't give a damn what they called you in high school, okay? I'm tell you that right now.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, they call. Hey, they call me Flipper. Yeah, because I'm gonna flip your ass, you keep playing with me.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, but that's a little bit. Hey, I want no boat. I iy. Look, I. I go out there fishing with somebody, but I mean, if that's another. That's a nice. What kind? I'm trying to. I'm trying to look at the engine too much. Too much that you got mercury. Every rule.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Too much maintenance ain't a man, oh,

[Joe Johnson]

man, bust out another thousand boat B O A T. And I, I, I'm not gonna go enough to get that kind of.

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah, especially for that.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, I know somebody got one. Hey. And I just go. Hey, I just go out. Yeah, I'm not putting. No, I'm not the store. That thing and. Oh, hell no. Hell to the no. Like I said, I don't fish like that. Hell, I go shore fishing. I can fish from the bank.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, that's what I used to do, huh?

[Joe Johnson]

What fish from.

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah, on the banks of Jordan.

[Joe Johnson]

Lord, this man talking about fishing in the banks of Jordan. You can't fish it no damn.

[Liberty City Zone]

Now, you know they got good catfish out there.

[Joe Johnson]

Boy, you talking about the River Jordan. Oh, Lord have mercy.

[Liberty City Zone]

You know, like Reverend James Cleveland, I stood on the banks of Jordan. Yeah, yeah, they got good catfish.

[Joe Johnson]

I think the River Jordan might Be. Hold on. Is the River Jordan. Can fish even live in that? That might be salt water, Joe, but

[Liberty City Zone]

you ain't never had no salt water catfish.

[Joe Johnson]

But I'm thinking, I think the concentration might be too high for fish.

[Liberty City Zone]

They live. There

[Joe Johnson]

is fish in the River Jordan. Catfish. People eat. People eat. Yeah.

[Liberty City Zone]

I, I, Hey, I catch it right there and cook it right there on the spot.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

You ain't, you ain't. You ain't like that.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, Joe, I know how to clean fish and all. Job is a Cub Scout. Joe. Joe, I was a Cub Scout.

[Joe Johnson]

You gotta clean no damn fish.

[Liberty City Zone]

Scouts honor. I know how to start a fire and all, Joe, but.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, Lord, now he know how to start. Yeah,

[Liberty City Zone]

you take the two rocks like this. You create the friction.

[Joe Johnson]

Man, you know this man don't know how to.

[Liberty City Zone]

I'm saying. Hey, wait till we. Hey, wait till we go out in the woods, uncle, we gotta go hunt.

[Joe Johnson]

I told you, I'm not going out there. We going.

[Liberty City Zone]

I thought we were going hunting. Oh, come on, man.

[Joe Johnson]

Absolutely.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, hey, Joe. Hey, you want to go hunt for wild boar, man?

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Listen, I'm kind of with Unc, man. I kind of gotta see your skill before we get out there.

[Liberty City Zone]

I got skill. Hey, Joe, I use a bow. I won't take no gun. I won't take no rifle. I'm gonna take my bow.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

You gonna take your bow?

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah. They used to call me Tarzan back in the day.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

You can't come out there with all that Issy Miyake on, though.

[Liberty City Zone]

No, I'm gonna have, I'm gonna have on deer piss. Yeah. I'm telling you. You know, I used to, I used to hunt with my quarterback, Carson.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Hey, well, so we are gonna get it. You gonna get your tent? I got my tent. We make sure aunt got his tent. We gonna go, we go. We go out in the woods and camp for a couple days and. Yeah, and we only eat the stuff that we can, we can catch. Yeah.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, listen, I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be perched up in a tree. I ain't, I ain't, I ain't sleeping on the floor, man.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Here you go. Here you go.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, yo, you don't even know how to get on a tree stand. The hell you talking about?

[Liberty City Zone]

How you mean I don't know how to get in a tree stand? Hey, I got spurs. Hey.

[Joe Johnson]

Huh?

[Liberty City Zone]

Let me tell you. I got spurs from the timberlands to climb the tree.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Hey,

[Liberty City Zone]

What happened?

[Joe Johnson]

I'm. I'm good. I'mma let you have it. Yeah, and people get baptized in it.

[Liberty City Zone]

Oh, in the River Jordan. They got catfish in there. That's why I got baptized.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Huh? All right, now.

[Joe Johnson]

It didn't work.

[Liberty City Zone]

I know. It's starting to wear off now. It's starting to wear off.

[Joe Johnson]

No, I'm good. Joe, you and I go fishing. That man. I'm not going nowhere near with that man.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Right?

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, he ain't never shot a gun. Not no long rifle.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, I been had a stick on me. I'm telling you.

[Joe Johnson]

That's what I'm saying. That ain't no long rifle. A handgun and a long rifle and 2000.

[Liberty City Zone]

I don't know how to shoot a long rifle, too.

[Joe Johnson]

No, I'm good.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, you know, they used to call me.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, I'm good. I take your word for it.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, when I used to go hunting with Carson and Jordan Palmer.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, they didn't know.

[Liberty City Zone]

They called me Rambo, See? No, no, Just because of my skill set. And when it comes to hunting, that's all.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Come on, bro.

[Joe Johnson]

You see, MLB tweeted the image with this caption. You and a friend have nine eating innings to complete 128 ounce nacho bucket at a dance game. Who you taking?

[Liberty City Zone]

What is that? Huh?

[Joe Johnson]

It's nachos. And it looked like it got some Fruity Pebbles or something. Oh, no, them beans.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Well, your stomach.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, no, I can't.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

You ain't gonna make it through. You ain't gonna make it through the game. Your stomach gonna be.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, don't nobody call me. I am not messing with the beans. Oh, no, hey, I'm not.

[Liberty City Zone]

I'm not. I only.

[Joe Johnson]

Then I got to be out there. I got to be out there in the wilderness for a week. I ain't fooling with them beans.

[Liberty City Zone]

I don't even like. I don't even like nachos like that unless I'm at the movie theater. Huh?

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Ain't gonna lie. They look good, though, that right there.

[Liberty City Zone]

Oh, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

Joe. All that sour cream. Oh, no, I couldn't do that.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah, I got to be. Hey, Hey, I need to be close by the house, though. I need to be. I need to be in distance, boy.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, you got nine innings.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe, you know they got a bathroom at the stadium, huh?

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

No, sir. I can't use that one, which I'm sorry. Hey, too many people coming in and out for my liking. That if you go to the toilet.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, I told you that.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Some.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, they don't smash the pumpkin all

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

over the back of the wall. Come on, man.

[Joe Johnson]

Nah, I'm Good.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, Joe, all you got to do is dress the toilet. It will lay it, lay it, lay the toilet twice, and go ahead and sit your head down.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, man, I don't know. Look here. I know everybody done been to an airport or done been to a ball game. Ain't no way.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, y', all, y', all, listen, y'. All. Bougie, I'm.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, I'm going at the state.

[Liberty City Zone]

At the stadium.

[Joe Johnson]

Well, first of all, I ain't at

[Liberty City Zone]

the stadium if I got.

[Joe Johnson]

So you ain't gotta worry about me. Good luck to whoever gonna eat it. But Shannon's not.

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah, I got you. I'm sitting down.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Oh, no.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, my goodness. I mean, I. I like nachos. Like I said, I like. I'm not the biggest nacho, either. I can't even remember the last time I had damn nachos. Now that I theater.

[Liberty City Zone]

That's the last time I had some.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I ain't been to the movie theater. I ain't been to the movie theater since the pandemic.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Man, you know what?

[Joe Johnson]

And I didn't have. I didn't have nachos. I went to. What's the place? I pick. I went to. I pick. Hey, and, you know, they bring you food. You got. You know what? I had. I had the. The fried. The. The. The chicken and waffles. The fried chicken.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Damn.

[Liberty City Zone]

What kind of epic y' all got?

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, that thing recline. They get. They used to give you warm blankets. You get your free popcorn pillows. But they. You know, they don't. They don't stop that. Because once covert happened, they cut it out. But, nah, I. I only myself. That's my sister. My sister nacho. I ain't no nacho person.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Hey, hey.

[Joe Johnson]

And like I said, I need. I need. I need to be home. I got to be careful.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

I'm telling you.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, but, man, what's in that? Oh, it's a little cheese. Some. Some awesome.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Let me.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, let me go over to the cookie.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

To the cookie, right? Hey, the house got to be in close range, though.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, yeah, yeah. But this. This big old thing, man. Do you know. I mean, think about how. How. How deep that bus is big.

[Liberty City Zone]

That ain't. That ain't number the bucket, like, for Halloween, for the kids. So, you know, it's big.

[Joe Johnson]

I'm good. I mean, I like. I mean, I'm state. Some stadiums have really, really good food, but I'm gonna get to the staples. Let me get a burger. Let me get chicken tenders. Let me get some stuff. Like that.

[Liberty City Zone]

Nah, get. Let me get my hot dogs.

[Joe Johnson]

The Dodger. The. The Dodgers got a. A. A actual helmet that's full of ice.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Oh, yeah. You ain't gonna make it. You ain't making two ended with that, sir. But, you know, it's. It's. Some people, like Ocho, they don't mind going to the little restroom. The public. Oh, yeah. And sitting.

[Joe Johnson]

Man, I'll be sitting there. Joe watch on the plane. I see somebody going there for, like, 15, 20 minutes. Now, what you think?

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Hold on, hold on. Now. It's when you get out. It's like when you get off that plane, you use that bathroom in the airport, and you see. And there's so many toilets, you already know somebody. And I'm talking about cutting up. Oh, okay. I can't be in here long.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, I don't do no talking in the bathroom. I hold my breath. I ain't inhaling none of them. Hey, I thought, hey, I throw that head.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah. Fact.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, Mr. Sharp, can I. And people be trying to take a picture. I said, bro, I'm not gonna take no picture with you in the bathroom. So you want the urinals in the back. So that's the backdrop of the pictures. All right, bro. Hey, Joe, I be doing this. Yeah, I'mma get you out there. Nah, bro, y'. All. Y' all need to stop. They gotta stop.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Oh, man, that joke

[Joe Johnson]

before. Now it's time for our final segment of the evening. It's time for Q. Hey, hey. But you know Joe, that joker there he go drop.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

I already know it.

[Liberty City Zone]

That's what we. We on Earth for. Y' all complicate life too much. When you got to use the bathroom. You use the bathroom. That's the point. That's why they have bathrooms there.

[Joe Johnson]

I tell you what. If I'm in a public setting, I'm gonna be like a sloth. Cause you know, a sloth only go to the bathroom once a week.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, hey, Joe. And listen. And in the chat. The chat. I'm not sure how y' all feel about it. Wherever I am, if I got to do number one, I got number do number two. As long as they got toilet tissue, boy, I'm going. I don't. I don't care. Hold on, hold on.

[Joe Johnson]

I bet I won't invite him.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, ain't talk about going number two. I ain't talking about being in there no 15, 20 minutes. Well, I'm going in there. Whatever. Coming up out is coming up right away. I'm wiping. Boom. You get I get four wipes.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Oh, no. Oh, no.

[Liberty City Zone]

You hear me?

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Oh, no.

[Liberty City Zone]

Oh. And I'm out of there.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Hey, hey, hey. Look. That's why when we.

[Joe Johnson]

I can't. I can't poop because I gotta be naked. Huh?

[Liberty City Zone]

You got. Damn. What you five years old?

[Joe Johnson]

I take off every. Every piece of clothes I got. I don't want nut rob. I gotta be legs wide. But you gotta realize that's how I grew up in the South. When I had to go outside, I had to take my clothes off. Cause you didn't want to do clothes. So I take my clothes, I fold them up, up. Set up right there in front of me. And I was good. So I grew up like that. So now I go to the bathroom, all my stuff. Nice.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

And hey, listen. Hey, hey. When we was in New York and they had all that damn food right before we watched that movie, I was like. I said, damn, I want to try some of this food. But, boy, I ain't gonna make it through this damn movie if I try to.

[Joe Johnson]

Absolutely not. Absolutely not. And that's what, you know, I have Shelly. She'll like. Yo, you can't, you know, but most of the time, I keep. I keep lactate. I keep emotional just in case. I never. You never know.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Oh, yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Just. Just. Just, you know, hold me over until I come.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

That's. Hey, hey, Ocho. That's how them. That's how the motor fold. Do they keep a little. You know. I mean. Yeah, keep something on them for just in case purpose.

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

I keep toilet paper in my car. Damn.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, you'll pull over. You'll pull up on the side of the street and squat. You pull up on the side of the street and squat. Huh?

[Joe Johnson]

I got a. I got a Ziploc bag.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Nah, man.

[Liberty City Zone]

Okay, okay. Are you a real one?

[Joe Johnson]

I like that. I like that. I like that, man.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Ain't pulling over, squatting on the side of the road, though.

[Joe Johnson]

I go up in the woods. I go up in the woods, right? I do that before I use the bathroom in public. And I damn sure ain't using no gas station bathroom.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Oh, no. Oh, no, no. Oh, no.

[Liberty City Zone]

Y'.

[Joe Johnson]

All. Y'.

[Liberty City Zone]

All.

[Joe Johnson]

Y' all better than. Before we get to our super chats, we got two video voicemail from our discord. Let you take a listen, Ocho.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

ISO. I got a star bench cut for each of you. Travis Kelsey, Antonio Gates, Jason Witten, Ocho Keenan Allen, Marcus Colston or Antoine Randall. L. ISO. Jeff Teague, Devin Harris or Darren Williams.

[Liberty City Zone]

I'm gonna go first. Keenan Allen, go ahead. Marcus Colston. Antoine Randall. Aleo. That's my start. Bench cut.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, the tough. I'm gonna start. I'm gonna start. I'm gonna start. Damn. I'm gonna start. I'm gonna start.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Nephew.

[Joe Johnson]

I bench Gates. Sorry, Whitney.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna start. T. Bench d. Will, I gotta cut hairs.

[Joe Johnson]

Damn, joe.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Damn. What? What?

[Joe Johnson]

Here's our second one. Let's take a listen.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

What's good, Ocho? ISO. Hello. Hey, just a couple questions. Why in the wnba, when people talk about the W. NBA, no one ever talks about swing cash. What you think about swing cash? Oo. Have you ever seen Khabib wrestle a bear when he was a kid? I know y' all was talking about UFC a while ago, but he wrestled a bear when he was a kid. And I. So I, I hate to bring up old stuff, but I remember well, you didn't pay oo the 5. I was waiting on you hitting with that. Man, I ain't paying the 5.

[Joe Johnson]

I'm waiting on you to hit it with that.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Hey, love y' all show, man. Y' all keep up the good work.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I think, look, I think Swan had a. She's another Yukon dude.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Nice.

[Joe Johnson]

And I think she had unbelievable career, but we're talking about Candace DT in Asia, and, and, and, and we talking Lauren Jackson, Lisa Leslie. We talk about Cheryl Swoop, Cynthia Cooper, Stewie. I don't think she's on that level. Maya Moore. That's just me. Now, some people might think. And she, she had an unbelievable college career. She has unbelievable WNBA career, but I think on that level, I don't think she was quite there. Brandon Martinez, stop playing BTA HO akc, OKC lineup. Talk your ish. Ocho, stop playing B T A, B

[Liberty City Zone]

T. Hey, don't, don't question my ball knowledge, man.

[Joe Johnson]

That's all, that's all you know?

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

You feeling good right now? Hey, guys, who wins a seven game series, the 2011 Heat or the 2017 Warriors? Can you and Ocho break down an NFL play? And how verbiage is used?

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Hey, that Heat. That Heat team was serious. I know that warriors team.

[Joe Johnson]

Nah, we might need the 2012. Not that 2011. That 2011 lost to the, the MAV. You might need to get that 2012 or 2013.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

I think, I think the reason they lost was because, you know, Brian having to understand, you know, I, I, I, I just like D. Wade said. He went to him and told him, man, look, you lead this thing I'm. I'm a robin to your Batman and I. I feel like that was the mistake that was made in the first finals. Once they got that together, was able to string a couple.

[Joe Johnson]

Can you break down a play and how verbiage is understood. Red right. Red is right. Is telling you the formation. Then they'll give you two jet. Let's just say red right. Two Jet. Flaker drive. Red is the formation. Red right. Two jet is telling the offensive line. We're telling the line to protection. Flank a drive is telling the receivers what to do. Flanker, you got a drive route. Tight end, you got a basic cross. Normally we'll send. We could. We can tag it and put X on a comeback or we can put it.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Post so the formation line protection. Then it tells everybody else what's to do. What to do.

[Liberty City Zone]

Damn. You still remember plays?

[Joe Johnson]

I do. I do.

[Liberty City Zone]

Why could. I could remember a play right now if I. If I needed to. Right.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. I. I still. If I probably could go look at our playbook.

[Liberty City Zone]

Oh. And now if I give me a. Give me now if I see my playbook, it recall.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Liberty City Zone]

I'll be able to recall stuff.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

But yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Okay.

[Liberty City Zone]

Damn. It's been a minute.

[Joe Johnson]

Far double wing. Yeah. MC Robinson the alien has landed and made a statement. He's here.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

He damn sure is.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Hey, bareface. The NBA need height limits. This is not fair.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Hey, it don't seem fair at times, bro. I ain't gonna lie to you. Yeah. I'm like, damn.

[Joe Johnson]

Women got that old school dog in him. Where was all that smoke from? Chat? Kobe would have loved him. He. He does. I mean, you see the way. What he talked about in the All Star Game. He said he gonna compete. He there to compete. Man.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

They do want to win. Right now I'm talking about. Right? I ain't talking about now. I'm talking about right now.

[Liberty City Zone]

Right now. I got to have it.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

I love it. And it bothers him when he doesn't win. The only reason the game was closed because Caruso had 31. Good luck getting that again. SGA. More free throws than field goals made. Wimby is the best and it ain't close. He made SG G A look bad. ISO. What were you talking about? Spurs believe they're better. They are better. I with oo. I don't understand how anyone with a ball knowledge think the Thunders. The Thunder are winning this series.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Amen. What you said. What do you say? Why do I say that? What?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. You say you the Spur. You Said the Spurs believe they're better. He said they are.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah. No. When I hear Wimy speak and he say that they the best team in the world. I heard Stephon Castle at halftime, he said, man, look, if we take care of the ball, Obviously he had 11 turnovers, but he said it at halftime. If we take care of the ball and come down and get great shots, we're the best team in the world. So by hearing those guys say that, it kind of conveys to me, like, man, listen, they really. It's one thing to have talent and be good, but when you really believe you're the best team, bro, and you go out there and show it, that's a whole different story.

[Joe Johnson]

It absolutely is. If the spurs can limit the turnover, they can easily be okay seeing six. Wimy is going to be crazy in the next three to five years. But good call on the Spurs, Ocho. Yeah, and that's the thing. Because what happened when the rubber needed to meet the road in Game 4 against the Lakers, Lakers could take care of the ball and that. And see, that is the thing, this, why the game was close, is that if, if, if, if the spurs would have taken care of the ball, this is a double digit win for them. Because if you look at it, every time they got a double digit lead, they come down and have two, three consecutive turnovers. And guess what? OKC right back in the ball game. And when you play them, because they're good, they're good with their hands, they play past the lane. They're, they're very, they're a very good basketball team. But limited turnovers and you limit those opportunities. I haven't felt this good about my spurs since Timmy. If he keeps this trajectory, Wimby will be. The goat will be in the goat.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

I agree too.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey, if he doesn't have four or five, defensive player of the year. If he doesn't have at least. I'm saying, what, Joe, three?

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah, for sure he gonna be up there.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, because I don't see nobody, nobody for the next five years. Should nobody win? Defensive player?

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Absolutely. I say for. Yeah, for the next five to seven years. Hell, if he stay healthy. Man, please. The man gonna average. What do you have? How many blocks he averaged this year?

[Joe Johnson]

He gonna average three to four.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

He's gonna probably have it more than that. But you know, he's still figuring things out. I think he.

[Joe Johnson]

But the problem that he gonna run into Joe is that they're gonna be so good, they're gonna be blowing teams out. He gonna have his ass on the bench. So he ain't gonna be. He ain't gonna be playing, you know, 38, 39. I don't think that he'll ever play it like a regular season game. I don't think he's gonna play those. That kind of minutes, Joe, because I got protected.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

[Joe Johnson]

God, you think about it, Joe. He played. He played 49 minutes tonight, and that's with 10 minutes of overtime. So he was gonna. He's. He's at 39 minutes now. Think about it. If the game's not that close, he gonna be somewhere around 29, 30.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

But you know, he. He's such a competitor. Uncle Ocho. He takes me for a guy who wants to be out there with his squad, competing. Yeah, that's the problem you're gonna have. You know, it's hard to keep guys.

[Joe Johnson]

I gotta protect him against him. I gotta protect him against himself. Because like you say, Joe, he's gonna. But. But I. But I know that body, Joe. I don't know if that body made the play like the young guys. Like, you go look at Kobe and look at his minutes total. In his early 20s. Kobe playing 40, 41, 42 minutes. Look at Lebron. Look at them guys. I don't know if he built like that.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah, well, we gonna see.

[Joe Johnson]

I got. I. I gotta be. I gotta be very mindful.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

We're gonna see.

[Joe Johnson]

How does it even stop, Wendy? This guy is so annoying. So annoying. Can somebody explain why Wimby is guarding Caruso? No way. Brothers should have eight three pointers made. That's the only reason OKC stayed in the game. Wendy really wasn't guarding him. I think the thing was, is that they did a great job of swinging the basketball because what happens, you see one of those guys get on the edge. Mainly Shay. The hell comes, you talk. Hey, we go. He kicking. Hold on. Shay had 12 assists when they said

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

he averages when they sub Hardenstein out and brought in Caruso.

[Joe Johnson]

He gotta shoot.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Gotta, you gotta, you gotta.

[Joe Johnson]

You got space floor now. Hey, now he gotta spread out because think about it. He's guarding Check. Check can go to the three point line. He's gotta honor check because check can knock down the three.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

If this y' all mvp, it ain't too late to take back. Give it to the right person. Look, we. We. You always gonna have this discussion

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

when.

[Joe Johnson]

When I mean, And. And guys take it personal. Yeah, Elijah one took it personal. He felt he should have been an MVP over David Robinson. And when he Got a chance to go against David Robinson.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Go look at destroyed him. Go look at destroyed him. Wimby the same way here would Jordan

[Joe Johnson]

got an opportunity to go against Carl

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Malone and Charles Barkley. When he won, it destroyed them.

[Joe Johnson]

They take that issue personal.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah, Wim be taking it personal.

[Joe Johnson]

Okay. See finally have competition after the last week playoff run. Sons Laker with dookie. Last year they played Memphis the year before the Pelicans.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Damn. They can't help. They can't help who they play. Yeah, it's the player we compete throughout the season. We get the number one seed. We can't help this. The we, you know, we, we got the play in.

[Joe Johnson]

Or have however the chip fall. Where they. In the beef between them Johnson boys. Can I get a shout out to my boys, Tigers? Snoop and Ace getting love, y'. All. Absolutely. Nah, Joe gotta, Joe, Joe, Joe gotta get his gift. Get, get his money back.

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah, I hope so.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah.

[Liberty City Zone]

I, I, I hope so.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah. I'm gonna knock the Mario coins out there.

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey.

[Liberty City Zone]

He hell. Laugh all you want.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

I don't like the Mario coins out there, boy.

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah, okay.

[Joe Johnson]

Doug, Tiger, Snoop, Ace. Your dad want to let y' all know that he loves y'.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

All.

[Joe Johnson]

He proud of y'. All. Keep it a good one.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yes, sir.

[Joe Johnson]

Doug, appreciate the shout out, man. Appreciate you tuning in, man. It means a lot. Where would you rank WIMBY performance tonight? All time. It's hard. It's one of the best ones.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

I've seen that.

[Joe Johnson]

I mean, I've seen Jordan score 55. Like I said, I saw Joe. We saw LeBron. We saw LeBron. What he did to the Celtics in game six. 45, 14, 7. We, we, we. We saw what he did against Detroit when Detroit was going to these two conference finals every year and going to the. He goes 24 to last. He drops 48, scores 24. The last 25. We. We've seen great playoff run, but this is up there. Oh, yeah, this is, this is absolutely up there. Kareem had had a. What was that? 85. Like I said, Kareem just don't get the credit. I'm like I say, Karina, y' all need to look up some of Kareem performances. Even when. How was Kareem when he won finals MVP, like 37, 38, 36. He had to be like, 36, 37 and 85. 38.

[Liberty City Zone]

Wow.

[Joe Johnson]

Let that sink in, Joe. That man won finals MVP at 38.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Damn. That's why it's hard.

[Joe Johnson]

So he won. He won his first one at 24. He won the next one at 38.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

And. And look, that's why they didn't think nobody would ever catch his scoring record. And, oh, here. Here alone comes LeBron James. Damn, boy, putting that thing out of reach.

[Joe Johnson]

Like I said, I know he gonna play at least another year, maybe two. Alize don't play. Please give my boyfriend Marquez a shout out on his 28th birthday. We watch you guys faithfully. Happy birthday. I love you. Marquez Day, bro.

[Liberty City Zone]

Happy birthday, twin.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, yeah. Happy 28th birthday. So you guys watch us all the time. We appreciate that it's people like you that make people like us. Us extremely, extremely happy. Because like I said before, without you guys, none of this is possible. None of this is possible. Mr. 85, this is Mr. Irrelevant. But Shannon and I appreciate the water tray. Let's go, Broncos. Dang, this team, they want to do something. Trade us a. A chase.

[Liberty City Zone]

What?

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Oh, man, come on. You got to be realistic now, man.

[Liberty City Zone]

Please.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Oh, good.

[Joe Johnson]

Women broke those guys spirit with his physicality. They don't feel the thunder. Not once did Wendy let them break him. And OKC got hell to deal with.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

He learned. He learned from that last series, bro. That Minnesota series. Now he already know they. Hey, look, Pop done Talk to him, Ms. Johnson. And talk to him the coach. Hey, man, this is going to be the mechanism to try and slow you down.

[Joe Johnson]

Yep. You know what I like about it, Joe? I think is that when he calls for the ball and he doesn't get it, he don't get frustrated, Right.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

He just play along, just keep playing.

[Joe Johnson]

He just play. Hey, give me next time. And you think about it. You think about it, Joe. I mean, you know, a lot of times guys like, come on, man, and they look at the bench and they lag down the field. He hug busted it down there and he be do. Oh, he was on fumes.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Hey, y' all know, and guys who. Who play basketball, we hate that too, bro. Like, if we try to get you the ball and can't get it to you, you throw a little mini fit. It's almost like football. Hell, the quarterback don't throw you the ball. Now, Unc ain't running the damn route. He pitching and throwing a fool. He. Yeah, same thing. Quarterbacks hate that, man. Players hate that in basketball, too. Damn, bro. We trying to get you the ball. But then we ain't just gonna force it. We gonna miss you sometime.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, did you see the guy front you? And I saw. I see what you can't see. They got a guy creepy behind you damn. Now get your ass down here and get this rebound, DD Cool, B. Oh, would you use the public airport bathroom for the Ravens to win the Super Bowl? Yeah. It got to be closed for a week, and they gotta clean it. But you talking about, like, do a. I land.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

And if people like. Like Hartsfield. Like Atlanta. No. Hell, no. For them to win a Super bowl,

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

you wouldn't do that. You wouldn't do that for your team, bro.

[Joe Johnson]

Hell, no.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Damn.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, Joe. He ain't living, man.

[Joe Johnson]

What you mean, ain't living, man? Nobody don't want to go put that booty down.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, you gotta dress the toilet up with toilet tissue.

[Joe Johnson]

I'm gonna dress it up. I don't gotta dress mine up at home.

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah, you only live one.

[Joe Johnson]

Now, if they let me. If they let me bring some Lysol, I'm gonna scrub it. I'm gonna scrub it down. I'm gonna scrub the floor.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

I'm talking about even if that thing splatted up. You went in. That thing splatted up on the back of the.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah. Come on, man. Need a Hazmat suit to go up in there.

[Liberty City Zone]

Y' all tripping, man.

[Joe Johnson]

But I can't, man. You go. You going there, and. Man, somebody ain't even flush the toilet. I can't even. I said, nah, let me go. I just.

[Liberty City Zone]

You gotta flush it behind him, huh?

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Oh, hell, no.

[Liberty City Zone]

You gotta use your foot. Use your foot.

[Joe Johnson]

No, I ain't touching. I don't want to look. I can't.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah, I'll leave.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey.

[Liberty City Zone]

Ain't nothing but a little. Little, you know, A little, huh?

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Oh, man, you got. Hey, Ocho. Hey, you gotta chill, bro.

[Liberty City Zone]

I'm just telling you, man. Listen, we all. We all do it, man. Ain't nothing to be ashamed of.

[Joe Johnson]

I know we do it, Ocho, but I'm saying, I. I mean, somebody. I mean, come on, Brady, how lazy are you? How you forget to flush?

[Liberty City Zone]

I mean, listen, I mean, that. That shouldn't really buy. You got dogs. They should all.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

No. Hell no. Come on, man. That ain't just.

[Joe Johnson]

They don't go in the house. They house, bro.

[Liberty City Zone]

They train.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, the little. The little was the ghost. Go, go. Go lay down. Go sit right by the door.

[Liberty City Zone]

Okay? Enjoy. Your dog trained, too?

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah.

[Liberty City Zone]

Okay. Okay, okay, okay.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Hey, he trained to get off in your. If you get out of line.

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah, Yeah. I would think about stealing your dog, too, right?

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah. Okay. Come on.

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah. Okay. What kind of dog you got?

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

I have a presser Canaria and a Frenchie Oppressor who? Oppressor Canaria.

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah. Wait, I'm. I'm still there. I'm still. That press box.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

It's in the master family. Same un got a boreble. They same family. They just in different breed.

[Joe Johnson]

Them bubbles a little.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Probably a little bigger. Bigger head, a little more muscular.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, you come steal mine if you want.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, wait, one thing.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, you come still by it if you want.

[Liberty City Zone]

One thing about it, if I want your dog, I'mma come get him, boy.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Hey, Ocho, let me tell you something. One thing about masters, bro, you ain't really got to train them for them to be protective. That's just naturally who they are.

[Liberty City Zone]

So you think he gonna protect you?

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Oh, yeah, he ain't. But he gonna die. He gonna die by me.

[Joe Johnson]

I tell you what, I tell you what, I tell you what I do. I go upstairs and go in my room. I dare you to come upstairs.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

He ain't gonna make it.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, I bet I get up there before he do.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

He already up there. He in the bed.

[Joe Johnson]

He already up here.

[Liberty City Zone]

Oh, well, I ain't worried about Unc Dog. I want your dog, Joe.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

You want my dog?

[Joe Johnson]

We'll come.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, what you got? You said you got a. A. What's how you call it again?

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Oppressor Canarium.

[Liberty City Zone]

You got a canary. And what's the other dog?

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

I got a little Frenchie.

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah, I'm still a Frenchie, my friend.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

My Frenchie and my presser, they like best friends, though. They ain't.

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah, okay, I'm take. I'm gonna take both of them so they keep it like a package.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Come on.

[Joe Johnson]

You keep them together.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, I'm gonna take both of them.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah, well, come on. Bring your tough ass over here. Come on.

[Liberty City Zone]

Don't worry about it. I'll be there.

[Joe Johnson]

All right.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, what kind of. Hey, hey, don't you got a. Don't you got a dog Challenger? A scat pack, something like that?

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Who you talking about?

[Liberty City Zone]

Oh, oh, that's you, huh?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I got.

[Liberty City Zone]

I got a. I'm gonna let you slide. I'm gonna let you slide. I'm gonna let you keep that. Yeah, but, hey, them two dogs. Joe. I'm coming to get them, Joe.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

All right, Bet. Yeah, I guess we'll be preparing. Getting. Getting your barrier and all that together.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, Joe.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

And get your obituary together.

[Liberty City Zone]

One thing about it, man, it's appointment. It's an appointment that we can't reschedule. But I'll tell you one thing. You ain't in control of it.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah, okay. When you come over here, my damn dog gonna be in control of it.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, that complete? Go ahead.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, you know what I want I'm getting for Christmas? Now that we sit here talking about dogs and stuff, I'm gonna get a hyena.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

A hyena?

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah, you know. You know, they said I got my homeboy down in the hood. He got two hyena puppies right now.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Come on, man.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, hey, Joe. Hey, my homeboy, they called him Clyde. He got two hyenas. I don't know how he got him.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Hey, hey, you know what I want, for real? I want a little capuchin monkey. You know the capuchins?

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah, yeah, from the movie.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I know exactly.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah, yeah, I want one of them, man.

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah, yeah. They don't cost that much, Joe.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

I know y', all, but you can't

[Joe Johnson]

have one in Georgia, though, huh? You gotta. You gotta look up. You can't.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah, yeah. I think I already look. You can have them in Georgia. I know. I gotta come to Florida and get. Y' all got them out there in Florida, ojo.

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah, we got them down here. I think they don't cost that much either, Joe. I think maybe like 1500.

[Joe Johnson]

That's.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

That's 1500 now, everybody getting that stuff,

[Joe Johnson]

and when they can't handle, they let it go. That's why the. The. Those. Those pythons.

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah, they get so big.

[Joe Johnson]

Everglades. Because they get so big, gotta let them out. Yeah, and they ain't got no natural predator, and they killing.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Hey, Ocho, you talking about some damn 1500. The ones I've seen ain't. Ain't no less than $8,000.

[Liberty City Zone]

They trying to rip you off, Joe. Hey, you know, we. Hey, Joe, we know we got monkeys right here in the backyard, Joe.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Capuchin monkey, black cap.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hold on, hold on. I'm a holl at my homeboy, man. The got the hyenas. He didn't get your capuchin.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

He got some kabusha.

[Liberty City Zone]

Yeah, we'll get you 1 for 303.

[Joe Johnson]

No, you cannot have a pet monkey in Georgia. All primates, including monkeys, Apes are classified as wild animals and strictly banned from private ownership.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, Joe. Hey, don't worry about the rules, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

Exceptions are made properly for licensed organization like zoos, accredited research facilities, wildlife or rehabilitators.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, Joe, don't worry about it. I get you. You want a monkey in Atlanta, we'll get you a monkey in Atlanta, Joe. Hey, how many capuchins you want? You want one or two?

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

I just want one.

[Liberty City Zone]

I think. I think you got a pair of. Me got. He got two of them. You might want to keep them together.

[Joe Johnson]

What's.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

What's. No, no, I want to keep it again.

[Joe Johnson]

What's.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

What's the. What colors he got?

[Liberty City Zone]

He got a black one and a gray one.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah, I want a black cap. One. I want one with a black.

[Liberty City Zone]

Oh, yeah, you got. You got the black. Another one got a gray cap.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah.

[Liberty City Zone]

You sure you don't want to keep them together?

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

No, no. Make sure you send me some pictures or some videos or something so I can see what I'm working with.

[Liberty City Zone]

I'm gonna send something tomorrow, you know, Eight, I think. I think he said, what, like, you get two for 500.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

I tell you what, if I do get. If I do get both of them, can you keep one for me? And I had the other one, and we. We.

[Liberty City Zone]

Oh, no, Joe. I got white furniture, Joe. Ain't. No, I got all white furniture, Joe. Ain't nothing to be over here, boy.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

But you got you.

[Joe Johnson]

I want one of them little dog. I want a little donkey. I want a little donkey. One of them little monkeys or one of them little. To be about this.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

You take one, then you.

[Joe Johnson]

You get.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

You get one of them.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, no. Hell, no.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, you know what I like. Oh, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, I will, man. You told me. Hey, Uncle, I want a raccoon, and let's go. Let raccoon. But I don't what we do. You can't have one in Nevada. You couldn't have one in California. You got to go to, like.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

What are we doing with a raccoon? What you gonna do with the raccoon?

[Liberty City Zone]

Domesticated.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

A raccoon?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Yes.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Come on. Damn you and Ocho tripping now.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, you know. Hey, you like. I like them. Them little goats that they be running, hopping around, hopping around.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dwarfs. Yeah. They got little mini goats. They got cows.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah, I want something. I take some of them goes. I want some of them little mini goats, man.

[Joe Johnson]

A cow. Look, cow. Yeah.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, Chat. Hey, Chat.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, Joe, you gotta get a big old. You got to get a big old farm. You got to get some acreage.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, we. We on tomorrow, right? I'm gonna bring one of hyenas on

[Joe Johnson]

the show tomorrow after your. After your. Your Knicks Big body Bronson boy.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Oh, yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Joe, you know the name of the characters? Can you name who's on the show?

[Liberty City Zone]

I. I see Scooby Doo.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Jaggy.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, Scooby. What's the. What's the reference. Who is this one?

[Liberty City Zone]

That's Thelma. Oh, Velma. Velma. Velma.

[Joe Johnson]

Yes. Who is this?

[Liberty City Zone]

I forgot her name.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

I did too, bro.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, she thick too.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Listen to this, man.

[Liberty City Zone]

Hey, dad.

[Joe Johnson]

And then you got Freddy. You got. You got.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Hey, that was one of my. Hey, hey. Scooby Doo is my. One of my favorite cartoon.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, yeah.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Real talk.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. That Casey Kasem was the voice.

[Chad 'Ocho' Johnson]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Of Shaggy and Scooby. That completes this episode of Nightcap. We want to thank each and every one of you for joining us. And boy, what a night was had in the NBA. The NBA could only hold the Eastern conference is as entertaining as game one of the Western Conference. But the spurs go on the road and they win by the score of 122 to 115 in double overtime. Victor Wimbanyama, the youngest player in NBA history with a 4020 game. He had 41 points, 24 rebounds, three assists, one steal and three blocks. He was sensational. But the entire to be as young as they are, played extremely well. They had six guys in double figures and they win 122 to 115 to steal home court away from the Thunder. We'll see if they can consolidate it and take game two, which will be on Wednesday night. Y' all know who I am. I'm your favorite uncle. That is my partner and co host, Liberty City Zone madding ratings adjuster. A former pro bowler and an all pro. And he's in the bingo ring of fame. That is Chad Ocho, Cinco Johnson and the third member of the crew is a seven time NBA all star. Smooth crossover. Y' all know it. University of Arkansas alum, Arkansas Little Rock, Arkansas native. That is ISO Joe Johnson. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button. Do us a favor, go subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed wherever you get your podcast from. Thank you guys. Thank you so much for tonight guys. I think we had 5354000 in the chat. We cannot thank you enough. Y' all make it so much fun. Y' all make it. I look at get excited. People ask man, you get tired? Nope. Because I look forward to having the chat, getting on here and having a conversation and the chat. You guys have supported us from the jump so we can't thank you enough. Those looking to purchase a bottle of Shade by Laportier head over to laportierconac.com to purchase you a bottle if it's currently unavailable in a state or city near you. It's the best tasting, smoothest VSOP cognac on the market. And it drinks like an XO. We have two sizes. The OG, which is the 750. And now we have the Junior, the 375. 375. Same great quality, same great taste, the same smoothness. Please drink responsibly and stay safe. We've been nominated for the Hashtag Sports Award of 2026. Short list for four categories. Best Brand Partnership for Nightcap, Outside Row. Excuse me. And Row. Best podcast, Best athletes Podcast. Best use of live video. That link is pinned in the chat. Do what y' all do. Go show up for us and vote. We greatly, greatly appreciate that because none of this is possible without you. So again, thank you for joining us tonight. The spurs winning double overtime, 122, 115. Thanks to a monster game for Victor Wimanyama. 41 points, 24 rebounds, three steals. No, no, excuse me. One steal, three block shots and three assists. But Dylan, Dylan Harper played unbelievable. He had 24, 11 rebounds, six assists and he had seven steals. Stefan Castle, 17 points, six rebounds, 11 assists. Basel, 13 points. Champagne, 11 points. And Kelvin Johnson came in, gave him 13 big points. As they go on the road and steal home court away from the Thunder. Thunder and the MVP, Shea Gilgames Alexander. He had a relatively quiet night, 24 points on 23 shots. We'll see if they can consolidate it and go up 20 before they head home on Friday night to see if they can take a commanding lead. 3 0. But we'll see on Wednesday. Tomorrow night we're on after the Knicks and the Cavs. Thank you guys for joining us. I'm up. He's oo. He's ISO. We'll see you tomorrow.

[Jared O'Donnell]

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