Nightcap Hour 2: Lakers BEAT Magic on BUZZER BEATER + Kevin Durant MOVES PAST Jordan on All-Time Scoring List + Bucks: Giannis WILL be TRADED if EXTENSION Isn’t ACCEPTED

Summary

Club Shay Shay – Nightcap Hour 2 (March 22, 2026)

Lakers Top Magic at the Buzzer, KD Surpasses MJ in Scoring, & Giannis’ Future with Bucks in Doubt

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode of the Nightcap Hour 2 on Club Shay Shay, host Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson, co-host Joe Johnson, and King ISO break down one of the wildest nights in NBA action. Topics include the Lakers’ buzzer-beating victory over the Magic, Kevin Durant moving past Michael Jordan on the NBA all-time scoring list, and major speculation around Giannis Antetokounmpo’s future with the Milwaukee Bucks. The trio also dives into off-court stories, relationship lessons, and has some fun Q&A with their Discord listeners, upholding the show's trademark loose, candid, and humorous vibe.

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Key Topics & Highlights

Lakers Beat Magic on a Buzzer Beater

[03:57-09:19]

• Game Recap: The Lakers edged the Magic 105-104 with a last-second three from Luke Kennard, who was left wide open thanks to defensive miscues on a beautifully drawn JJ Redick inbound play.
• Performances: Luka Doncic led the Lakers with 33 points, AR bounced back with 26, and LeBron had 12 points. Kennard dropped 13, highlighted by his game-winning shot.
• Chad Ochocinco Johnson:

  “They left Luke Kennard wide open… The only thing that can kill you is a three. Don’t give up the three-pointer. And they leave this man — I think he shoot like 49% from three — wide open!” (07:13)

• Fatigue & Free Throws: The hosts note the Lakers’ ongoing trouble with missed free throws despite their win streak.
• Magic’s Slump: Joe Johnson points out Orlando hasn’t been right since the Hawks beat them and they’ve now dropped several in a row.

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Luka Doncic’s Technical Foul Controversy

[09:19-15:42]

• The Situation: The Lakers have appealed Luka’s 16th technical foul — potentially leading to a suspension.
• On-Court Trash Talk: The group discusses the heated trash-talking exchange between Luka and Orlando’s Goga Bitadze, including the personal nature of the taunts (involving family references in Serbian).
• ISO:

  “If you talk about effing somebody’s wife, they’re going to react like that… Everybody don’t play the same. What is a joke to you is death to someone else.” (12:02, 15:43)

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Coaching & Inbound Play Praise for JJ Redick

[05:56-06:58]

• The hosts credit Lakers’ coach JJ Redick for his clutch sideline drawing — first getting LeBron to the basket, then faking Orlando’s defense into leaving Kennard open.

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Kevin Durant Climbs Scoring Ladder, Passes Michael Jordan

[20:52-23:37, 26:31-27:04]

• Historic Night: On a night where Amen Thompson’s putback delivered a Rockets win, KD surpassed Michael Jordan for fourth all-time in points.
• Next Targets:

  “After the game, KD said with a smile, ‘Four more to go.’ Who he gonna pass next? Kobe.” (21:13)

• Longevity Chat: The group discusses whether KD or anyone else (besides LeBron) can actually approach Kareem or LeBron’s scoring marks.
• Joe Johnson:

  “KD’s got 32,000. He’s 11,000 behind LeBron — he ain’t catching Bron.” (26:42)

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Giannis Antetokounmpo Trade/Extension Ultimatum

[31:45-37:44]

• The News: Bucks owner insists Giannis will be traded if he doesn’t sign an extension, with speculation about landing spots and realistic trade packages.
• Ochocinco:

  “When’s the last time you heard an owner say that? Me, personally, I don’t know if I’ve ever heard that.” (33:35)

• Discussion: The reality of superstar trades, value lost, and the complication of moving a player on an expiring deal are thoroughly explored.

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Other NBA Discussions

All-NBA Team Race & Kawhi Leonard’s Eligibility [39:12-43:42]

• Kawhi Leonard’s Status: If he misses another game, he might not be All-NBA eligible, despite a career scoring year.
• First Team Debates: The group debates Luca, Jokic, Wemby, and SGA’s All-NBA credentials and the impact of missed games (especially Cade Cunningham’s injury).
• Joe Johnson:

  “How you leave Jokic off? He’s leading the league in assists and rebounds. And he averaging 29 a game.” (43:09)

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Extended LeBron & KD Longevity Talk

[43:54-45:46, 50:55-51:37]

• LeBron’s New Role: LeBron is thriving as a “third option” with Luka and Austin Reaves playing at All-Star levels — a move the hosts applaud for extending his career.
• Chad Ochocinco Johnson:

  “LeBron has been the guy all his high school career and basically until last year. For 21 years… now they say, nah, bro, we don’t need you to go to two, we need you to go to three.” (49:04)

• Could LeBron & KD team up? The crew muses over the potential entertainment if the game’s biggest stars joined for the “last chapter.”

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Player Critique: Luka Doncic’s Defense and Complaining

[45:46-48:51]

• Luka the Superstar: High praise for his consistent high scoring, but the crew notes defensive limitations and excessive complaining to refs, recalling similar gripes about Harden and Curry.
• Ochocinco:

  “People got the Olay defense…At the same time, what’s really glaring is that [Luka’s] always complaining to the refs.”

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Relationship Real Talk, Personal Stories & Locker Room Banter

[69:04-83:43]

• Shannon’s Old Flame Story: A candid, hilarious story about a past girlfriend who once pulled a gun on him, and how relationship “obligations” felt restricting.
• Ochocinco and ISO tease about relationship advice, chainsaws in the bedroom, and trying new things, keeping their adult audience laughing.
• Notable quote:

  “I could write a book — if I tell y’all some things, your mouth’ll drop open, boy!” (83:14, ISO)

• Listener Q&A: As always, plenty of playful Q&As from the Club Shay Shay Discord, with quick-witted banter about sports, video games, and personal advice.

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Additional Sports Commentary & Wrap-Up

[85:54-99:18]

• College Hoops Updates: NCAA results are recapped, including big nights for Darius Acuff, major Sweet 16 stat lines, and notable performances in the women’s game (Asia Wilson).
• Shoutouts, inside jokes, and closing gratitude for the Shay Shay subscriber community.

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Notable Quotes

• On Kennard’s Game-Winner:
  “No shots bigger than the three point shot that he hit in order to win the game for the Lakers.” – Chad Ochocinco Johnson (07:13)
• On Luka’s Technical:
  “At some point, I just can’t stand. I gotta stand up for myself, but I know I gotta do better.” – Luka via postgame soundbite (10:31)
• On NBA Superstar Trades:
  “When you trade superstars, you’re never gonna get the value that you give… Every once in a while, you get a ‘Shay’ situation — OKC won that one.” – Chad Ochocinco Johnson (37:44)
• On LeBron’s Evolved Role:
  “He’s bought into this role…It’s not easy because we’ve seen other great players that couldn’t adapt.” – Chad Ochocinco Johnson (49:04)
• On Kevin Durant’s Longevity:
  “I can see KD playing another four or five years…He loves playing the game.” – Joe Johnson (44:16)

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Key Timestamps

• 03:57 – Lakers defeat Magic on buzzer beater (Kennard’s 3-pointer)
• 09:19 – Luka’s technical foul, trash talk incident details
• 20:52 – KD passes MJ, Amen Thompson’s game winner
• 31:45 – Bucks owner’s Giannis ultimatum discussion
• 39:12 – Kawhi’s All-NBA eligibility & All-NBA team debates
• 45:46 – Luka’s offensive brilliance, defensive concerns, ref arguments
• 50:55 – LeBron’s new “third option” status
• 69:04 – Ochocinco’s gun story, relationship banter
• 85:54 – NCAA tourney results & fan Q&A
• 99:18 – Show wrap-up

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Memorable/Light Moments

• Shannon recounting his meticulous self-care (yoga, mani/pedis) and being a favorite at the local nail salon (16:44)
• The “chainsaw in the bedroom” bit, King ISO’s jokes about living out new fantasies (82:14-83:24)
• The Discord community’s creative graphics and ongoing in-jokes, including recurring themes around relationship mishaps and making fun of Ochocinco’s podcast attention span (66:03, 68:03).

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Listener Q&A & Community Engagement

• A range of video and text questions: from HBCU marching bands, parlay betting heartbreaks, NBA 2K player ratings, and shout outs to listener’s family.
• Celebratory moments for graduates and fans, all with a real, fun “locker room” energy.

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Conclusion

This episode exemplifies why Nightcap is a must-listen for hoops heads and sports fans who want in-depth discussion, quick-witted banter, and true-life stories from legends who have lived it all. Between the Lakers’ dramatic win, KD’s continued climb up the record books, and honest debates about NBA legacies, listeners walk away informed and entertained—all while laughing at the panel’s trademark antics. Hang out for the postgame stories if you want some wisdom, and maybe a wild lesson or two, on and off the court.

Transcript

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[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

The Lakers beat Matt, beat the magic 105 to 104 thanks to a Luke Canard three point shot with 0.06 seconds on the clock. Luca, 33 points. He was 12 or 33 or 1369 from the free throw line. The thing that concerns me oo I mean Joe and oo that we talked about it. O Joe. Is that free throws. They missed another 10. Damn. Three. There's another 10 free throws.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

It liked to bit them in the butt.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, hey.

[ISO (Co-host)]

When they, when they, when players, especially players that are really good in open play, when they miss free throws like that, you think it's because they don't. I'm not saying they don't care. You think they just don't work on their free throws enough in practice, huh?

[Joe Johnson]

Nah, they work on. I just think, I think when fatigue set in, Ojo, you get to run up and down that court.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

And that fatigue set in, them legs

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

get a little heavy.

[Joe Johnson]

That's. That's how. Cause outside of that, it's more mental than anything, you know what I mean? These ain't like, these ain't poor free throw shooters. They got guys who can shoot free throws. Like, you know, for them to be missing free throws, especially Luca and Ar, like, that's, that's not like them, bro. But the Lakers been playing great, huh?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Oh, they're not. Won nine games, won nine straight. You see, LeBron had 12, DA was 9 and 12, Luca Donches had 33, 5 and 8. AR had a bounce back ball game, 26 points on 10 or 20, shooting 4, 4 from the free throw line. They got 13 points from Luke Canard. Joe, you and I have been talking about Luke Canard. We like the way he do because if you chase him off the three point line, he will put the ball on the floor now and get to the rim. He'll get to the midi or he'll get all the way to the rim. I'm liking that. But they ran JJ. Give JJ Reddit credit. He ran two great inbound plays. Yeah, excuse me. One, he ran an inbound play, got LeBron. Paulo Banchero fouled him.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

He fought and hit him on the wrist.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Okay, you know what, Red? And then he called it even better play. LeBron dives to the basket. Two guys go with LeBron. A two ties you a three beats you. The two guys go with LeBron on the dive to the basket. They left Luke Canard wide open. I see him, Luke. I know y' all don't know anything about the British Bulldogs in wrestling.

[ISO (Co-host)]

What you know about the British Bulldogs, huh?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Luke with that lefty, he left that thing up there.

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[Joe Johnson]

Hey, with him being one of the top three point shooters, if not the top three point shooter, I think he

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

number one right now.

[Joe Johnson]

That's why, that's why it opens up his, his mid range game. Because you know if you give him an open look, he gonna make that. So you gotta run him off the three. And he knows it. So that's why he takes advantage and getting into the teeth of the defense and still being able to shoot his little floater, his little midi pull ups. I like Luke Canard. I don't know how Orlando end Up. Leaving him wide open like that.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Because they. They both, it looked like. Who was it? Jalen Sug. I mean, Desmond Bane and Paulo Banchero. It seemed like both of them went with LeBron on the dive. But what you gotta understand is a two only gets you to overtime.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Right?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

The only thing that can kill you is a three.

[Joe Johnson]

Is a three.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Don't give up the three pointer.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

And they leave this man the best. I think he has the highest. I think he shoot like 49% from the three.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

And you leave him wide open.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Hey, look, ever since my Hawks beat them Orlando Magics, man, they ain't been right since. They ain't been right since. They ain't been playing good ball as of late. Uncle Ocho, the past three, four games, they probably lost all of them.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Well, we gonna keep it like that too.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Cause you know. Cause the Lakers hadn't beat them in Orlando since 22.

[Joe Johnson]

Wow.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Not no Moto. Laker City, man, I sure wish Mike Green was on the call. Bang. But yeah, yeah, they. The Lakers are playing really, really well. Luca gets off to that hot start. I think Luca had another, what, 14, 15 points in the first quarter. Yeah, he was sensational. He cooled off considerably. End up three or 13 from the three point line. AR made some big shots. Luke, like I said, Luke Canard. Five or seven. Three or four from the three point line. No shots bigger than the three point shot that he hit in order to win the game for the Lakers. It was. Man, I don't know what it is, but every time Javon Carter played a goddag on Lakers, that joker be shooting. Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, he makes shots against them. They gotta.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I'm like, damn. And another guy to be making shots, Wendell Carter Jr. Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Hey, they get up, man. You know, teams get up for the Lakers, huh?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, they get up, bro. You. You realize y' all on TV every night. Y' all not just on tv when y' all play the Lakers. Your TV every damn night is your local affiliate. Hey, but I guess they figured, Joe, we got more eyeballs because you got LeBron and Luca playing. So everybody gonna see us. This is our time to shine.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey, listen. I told y'.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

All.

[Joe Johnson]

Cause you know, when they come to town, when the Lakers come to town, now, all the Laker fans in that city, they coming to the game. So if you're a player on the home team, it probably pissed you off a little bit. It make you play a little harder. Yeah, you know what I mean?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

You're right. You right. About that, but we have some controversy. The Lakers have already appealed to the NBA to rescind Lucas technical file, which would be a 16th file. If the file is not rescinded, he will have to serve the one game suspension on Monday. When they post. When they play the Detroit Lions. The Pistons.

[Joe Johnson]

The Lions.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

The Pistons, yeah. They gonna lose. If they play the field. They play. They play the Lions. If they. If they played. When they play the Pistons, obviously the Pistons will be without Cade Cunningham, which was reported. He's gonna miss up to two weeks with that collapsed lung. There was some trash talking going on between Luca and. What's the guy's name?

[Joe Johnson]

Hold on. Goga. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Now, Luca said. Now he was speaking to Luca in Serbian. Lucas Lavinian. Oh, we got a video. Okay, go ahead, play the video.

[ISO (Co-host)]

I'm definitely hoping, you know, obviously I let my team down, you know, getting

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

that, that last stack.

[ISO (Co-host)]

But honestly, I wasn't trying to, you know, he said it.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Freedom.

[ISO (Co-host)]

He will.

[Joe Johnson]

My whole family.

[ISO (Co-host)]

And at some point, you know, this is basketball court. At some point, I just can't stand. I gotta stand up for myself, but I know I gotta do better. My teammates, I know they have my

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

back, so I'll let them down today.

[ISO (Co-host)]

But I hopefully get resented the rest in here.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

What language?

[ISO (Co-host)]

It was in Serbian. Hey, what you doing in that situation, huh?

[Joe Johnson]

Huh?

[ISO (Co-host)]

Do you react like that, Joe, if somebody say something crazy to you like that?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

So you got a wife and kid. Yo, your mom, did somebody say, oh, yeah? Oh, yo, I'm gonna put it. I'm putting that meat to the whole family. What you doing?

[ISO (Co-host)]

I'm not saying.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I'm saying imagine how you felt riding. Now that was your girlfriend. Now he talk about your wife, he talking about your whole family putting meat on him like that. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Wait a minute, baby, slow down. You know, in high school, I was only with her for a week and a half now, so she really.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

But you were with her. So imagine how you felt when you. Whether you felt some type of way. That's your wife, you got kids.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah, but listen to me. And this is the good thing now, if you can get Luca to react like that most of the time. Okay, everybody else, that's the scout report. How do we rattle him? What would he do?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

We talk about effing somebody wife, they're gonna react like that. Okay? How you think you. You talk about effing somebody wife, that's how they gonna react. You talk about effing somebo family. Yeah, they gonna get that?

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah, they gonna go, you gonna get

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

that up out of.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah, they got some dudes tell somebody

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

on the football field and see what happened to you.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, that's cold. Blade gonna do. He gonna do you like Andre Johnson done, that little.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

That little db.

[Joe Johnson]

Exactly.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Corin Finnegan.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Hey, them boys were going at it, boy. They were going at it.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Okay, we got. We got. Also got some sound from JJ Redick, the head coach of the Los Angeles Lakers.

[ISO (Co-host)]

J.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Did you guys get any explanation from

[Commercial Announcer]

the officials on the technical for Luca?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

No, but we'll obviously try to get that rescinded. I'm not sure what happened. I do know that, you know, there were certain things said in a language that the referees couldn't understand in references to Luca's mom. And, you know, I. Again, I think they just. Austin gets targeted three times by Carter. Like, they just. They didn't have a real good control of that. That basketball game and the wins.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Hey, he getting fined, huh?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

No, he just spend it.

[ISO (Co-host)]

He didn't.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Oh, he got 16 texts.

[Joe Johnson]

He talking about JJ.

[ISO (Co-host)]

I'm talking about. I'm talking about. For criticizing the officiate.

[Joe Johnson]

He didn't criticize him.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

He didn't criticize him.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Okay.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, check this out. This is what Goga explained his side of it. I have all the respect for Luca and what he's done. I really respect everybody's family. Where I come from is really sacred, and we really respect each other's family. I would never directly say that. He didn't say. He didn't say. He didn't say it. He said he wouldn't directly say it, Ocho.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Hey, so he did say it. He just wasn't directing it to Luca, man.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Listen, maybe I wouldn't talk about his bomb, but maybe I was making reference to somebody else.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah, he tripping.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, buddy, say, buddy, say by any means necessary. He trying to get him a dub, right? Trying to get a win. Hey, if I could throw you off your game. Hey. Get you out of character. Some guys who dirty like that. Okay, Ocho?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, for sure.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Talk about your family and everything. Get you out your body.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah. He said. He just said some inappropriate things in Serbian language. I play in Serbia and I understand. I don't know if he understood what he said, so I just said it back.

[ISO (Co-host)]

You know?

[Joe Johnson]

He don't know.

[ISO (Co-host)]

He don't know. He knows.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

You know, he know what he said. The NBA gonna rescind it because last day, the Lakers are. First of all, Laker is a cornerstone franchise The Lakers are playing really well. You want the Lakers in the playoffs, and you want them as a good seed because you want them to go as far as you possibly can.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. As soon as you go to checking him about it, he gonna go, oh, I don't know no English. I don't speak. Now, don't go talk about you don't speak no English now. I don't know what you're talking about.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Okay, first of all, you got to be careful talking about people, girls and wives. And I know Luca's not married. And, and, and, and. And look, he's had some issues with his mom, if I'm not mistaken. I think I read where his mom sued him. Obviously, we know what he's going through with his. With his. With his co parent and the two kids. So we get. We get all of that. I understand all of that, but at the end of the day, you got to be careful how you talk to someone about the family, because everybody don't play the same. What is joke to you is death to someone else.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hello. So everybody talk about. It's just jokes. You not a comedian. Somebody slapped fire from you. Everybody don't play like. Everybody don't play like you play. And people need to understand that. I was just playing. Okay, okay. Just playing. Okay, okay. Just playing. When somebody slapped the fire at you, I was just playing. But. But like you said, I mean, it's like them tennis players, they can say things and the umpire have no idea what they say.

[Joe Johnson]

Right, Right.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Because they speaking in Serbian or they speaking in Ukrainian or they speak it in Russian or they speak whatever.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

You don't know what they saying. And so unless you understand cussing you

[Joe Johnson]

out left and right.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah. Hey, hey. I'll tell you a story. I went. I went to this nail salon. So I don't go. I done going twice.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

So I called, I said, could I get a. Could I get a. A man. Is this lady available for a man in petty.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Let's say what time you come? I said, I want to come at 2 o'. Clock. She said, hold on, let me see. She said, whoa, busy, busy, busy. Okay. I said, well, damn. I say, well, what time does she have available? I said, she's like, well, what time you can come? I say, I can come whatever she has available. She said, you come 4:30. I said, okay, I come at 4:30. She say, you Shannon. You come here two times. You not talk. I said, yes, ma'. Am. I'm Shannon.

[ISO (Co-host)]

She knew your voice, huh?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, hey, she said. She said, you, Shannon, you come here two times, you no talk.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, because I have my headphones on.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Oo, And I just be listening to music. I just want to relax. Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, look, they may act like they don't know what they. What's going on, ojo?

[ISO (Co-host)]

Oh, they know.

[Joe Johnson]

Well, they know.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I was crying, man. I was crying on that phone, man.

[ISO (Co-host)]

What do you know?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, I told you the first time, Ocho, I went to the place, I walked in, I was like, can I get a man in purity? There's like, okay, gonna be like 10 minutes. After a while, the lady start coming. She'll say, I know you. You from the tv. You through the tv, Joe. She done pulled her phone out. Come all the rest of them. They done Google me. I said, well, damn, I thought I was coming in. I thought I was coming in here. Didn't nobody know who I was.

[Joe Johnson]

That's how it worked. That's how it worked.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I would cry. I would cry later. But that lady face. That lady said your name, Shannon. You come in here twice, you don't talk

[ISO (Co-host)]

once.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

They.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Once they know who you are. They get you in and out of there quick now.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Oh, yeah, because I'm a guy, Ocho. I go every week. I get a service every week. I get a man appearing, a manicure and petty. Every week. The barbershop. I go every week. Yeah, yeah. When I used to get. When I get, you know, because the thing is, Ocho, I. I like, you know, massages. I used to go every week.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Right, right.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Do pilates. I go twice, three times a week. I do yoga. I go twice a week.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

And, you know, I would pay for my services all the way for the year. So, like. And obviously Pilates was not a year round thing because I was in the league. So I would just go ahead and pay. So that way, if I couldn't come, they wouldn't. They wouldn't bill me or I would lay this, like, okay, we'll move your apartment to another time. And so that's. That's how I do business. But they know, hey, they know, hey, he coming every week. I do. I go get a manicure, pedicure every week. I get a haircut every week.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Right.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Sometimes they get a haircut. When I was on television, I was getting haircut twice a week. That good look, that good little chunk of change for a mocho.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah.

[ISO (Co-host)]

I get my nails and feet done, but not every other. Every week. I go every other Friday, but every other week. I mean, your cuticles ain't even grow yet.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

There they go. You know what I'm saying? But, you know, you be. Will you be rubbing? You know me, right? You know what I'm saying? Don't choke.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Right, Right, Right.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I got supervised.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Okay. Okay. I got you.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah. Nah, it's got money. No, Unc don't spend money on a whole lot of things. But I'm gonna take care of myself if I can't take care of myself. Ocho down.

[Joe Johnson]

Right?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I do have a responsibility for a lot of people. I got a sister, got a mom, got brother, got kids, got grandkids. Now I got a lot of responsibility. But at what cost do I neglect me to take care of everybody else?

[Joe Johnson]

Right? Absolutely. I feel you.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I don't have no problem taking care of my. That's. That's my job. That's my responsibility. That's what, you know, that's what I'm supposed to do. But I got, you know, I gotta look good, you know, you know, you know, getting paid trimmed up.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[ISO (Co-host)]

All right.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Arman Thompson saved Kevin Durant. Historic night. Almond Thompson hit the game winning put back for the Rockets. In the same night, KD passed Michael Jordan on the all time scoring list. The Rockets beat the Heat 123. 122. After the game, Katie said with a smile, Four more to go.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, four more what to go?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Who are you gonna pass next? Kobe. He got a long time to pass. He needs about 260 games to get to Kareem. 260. That's playing 80 games for the next three years.

[Joe Johnson]

Who the next person he about to pass?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Kobe, ain't it? I think Kobe. Yeah.

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[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Kobe got probably got like 33,000,

[ISO (Co-host)]

boy. Boy shooting that rock, right?

[Joe Johnson]

Man, listen, it's.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

It's LeBron, Kareem, Carl Malone, Kobe, Kobe. Now KD. Yeah, I mean, KD got. KD got 32, 000. He's 11, 000 behind LeBron.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, he ain't catching. He ain't. They ain't catching. Braun.

[ISO (Co-host)]

That's a. That's an amazing feat, boy. Well, well deserved, man.

[Joe Johnson]

You see mon Thompson had 18 rebounds.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, that's a lot of damn rebound for a guard, man.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Hey, ball bouncing.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

24, 18 and 4.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Ball bouncing right to him, huh?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Reed shepherd had 23 and 14 assists.

[Joe Johnson]

Damn, man, who they played? Miami.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Miami. Hey, why y' all bull jiving?

[Joe Johnson]

Ever since.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, ever since Bam had the 83, Bam been playing out his damn mind.

[Joe Johnson]

Ain't a man ain't it?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Bam had 32 and 20.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, Bam been doing his thing. I got. Hey, hey, I got Miami making some real change this summer, though.

[ISO (Co-host)]

There we go. Talk your talk, Joe.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yes.

[Joe Johnson]

I got to make some real change. I got to make some real change. It's good. That the hero playing well. Cause I got to. I think he gonna be a part of it.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah. Long as you know. I remember I told you first.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Huh?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Yeah. Y' all gotta get it. Y' all need another game change over there, Ojo. I ain't gonna even say who, but y' all need another game changer.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Hey, Joe, I know what you're thinking, and I already said it for you.

[Joe Johnson]

Okay?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Huh?

[Joe Johnson]

Okay.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

You hear me?

[Joe Johnson]

Okay.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Stay with me now.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I got you.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, it's. Man, look here, man. Hey, hey, hey, Bam. Bam been playing some ball, man, ever since. Hey, Asia done came into his life.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, he been trying to keep up.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Well, he ain't gonna catch her as far as accolades. He can forget that.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, that ship does sale. He can forget that. Hey, you talking about. Hey, she. Hey, she. She. Hey, what she does. I think she got the great case right now to be the goat who woman's calling the woman's basketball player.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

He ain't got no chance of catching her with all those MVPs, Finals, MVPs, Defensive Player of the year, a national champion college player of the year. Yeah, that's over.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Hey, hey, hey. I can see. I can see in the near future, like in the next some odd months, it's strange. I can see Bam getting engaged. I can see him getting married. I see it. I see it.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I can see it, too.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I see it, man.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

They're a great couple, man. Hey, I let. There's nothing. There's nothing not to like about them, right?

[Joe Johnson]

I agree.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Ain't nothing to like about them. Bam don't bother nobody. He go out there, play hard. If you follow this story. Grew up in North Carolina in a single trailer home. Him seeing here and his mom, blah, blah, all that. And in Asia, we know, hey, boom, big man, look here. And she is. I've seen a play, like I said. I mean, watching her play on television don't do her justice. Don't do her justice. Cause she played both ends of the car.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah, she's nice.

[Joe Johnson]

Well, they gonna. Hey, they gonna have a LeBron.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

What?

[Joe Johnson]

They gonna have a. Oh, she was

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

like, hold on, hold up, baby. Hey, you know, I'm on a supermax contract now. 1.4 a year. Let's hold on, baby. I ain't eat 30 yet.

[Joe Johnson]

We got time, right? Right. How old is asia? She ain't 30 yet.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I think she might be. She might be. She might be 39, but I think she's about 20, 28, 29.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

I might put him, bro.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Bam been out of control boy, since

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

he threw up that 83. When she'll be 8, when she'll be 30 this year. Yeah, she'll be. She'll be 30 in August.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, okay.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah. She's like, hey, hey, hey, Bam, hold on, bro. Hold on, bro. But, oh, that kid. That kid gonna be seven foot tall,

[Joe Johnson]

man.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Ball balling.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, she's six, four. Bam. What? Six, ten. Hey, look.

[Joe Johnson]

And if the mama. The mama that tall. Well, please. You're gonna have you a monster on your hand, boy.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah. If it's a girl. Hey, they gonna have. They gonna have a combination of juju ain't. But I. I like bad. But they. They seem. Man, they seem genuinely, genuinely happy.

[Joe Johnson]

I agree. I agree.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I could just imagine. I could just imagine. I mean, look at how she talks about him. Look at how he talks about her.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

And they're so supportive. She's there.

[Joe Johnson]

Boom.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

She's getting all these awards when she's winning her MVP or she had a statue and things like that. He's there, the Olympics. He's watching them. She's watching him. Oh, man.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I love it.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Buona West Eden says Giannis Anton Ko will be traded if he doesn't accept an extension. Giannis is going into his last year of his contract, so one or two things will happen. Either he will be extended or he'll be traded. The likelihood that. The likelihood that you'll let him just kind of play it out the last year, we can't afford that, ab. It's not consistent with what they good for the organization. And that's not a Giannis issue. That's any player that's in the last year. People around the league believe the Bucks missed their window to get peak value for Giannis. And NBA exec said he'll still. He's still a game changer, but he's 31 with a history of leg injuries, and now you'd probably basically be trading for a guy on an expiring deal. So I'm not sure the offers they'll get this summer are going to be any better than what they already got.

[Joe Johnson]

Man, please. It gonna be. It gonna. All it take is one team. It's gonna be a couple teams lined up.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Oh, yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

You can believe that.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Now, I'm going to the best. I'm. I'm. I'm Ocho, Joe. I'm getting the best deal for me. Damn. What's the best deal for Giannis? Well.

[Joe Johnson]

Well, you got. You gonna have to. Your hands are tied because at some point, you gonna have to take, you know, you. You gonna have to take a decent deal. I mean, you. I can't see. I can't see them not, not, not favoring Giannis in this situation. I just think. I know, I know, I know. But I'm saying, what I'm saying is they want to get. They want to get some pieces back that's gonna help them in the near future. Right now, I don't know if you gonna get the value of what Giannis brings. I mean, let's just be honest. No, you going have to get somebody who going off potential, whether it's one of these young guys or, you know, multiple picks. But I mean, who. I'm telling y' all what's going to happen. I'm telling y' all where you going to be when they lose.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

The mere fact that this owner said he either signs the extension or he's getting traded. Joe, when was the last time you heard an owner say that? I. Me, personally, I don't know if I've ever heard an owner come out and say that.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I don't either.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

So that lets you know I'm getting max value. He might want to go to Miami. Not as my man, because, you know, Miami don't want to give up the compensation. Yeah. That's why Kevin Durant's not down there. And that's why some of the other players that's been trade available aren't down there, because they try to keep all their best players and ship scraps off to the opposing team.

[Joe Johnson]

Right.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Ain't nobody going for that. This guy, it seems to me. Cause Yan has been dealing them around and round and we try to kind of back them into a hole now.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

When this thing first came to light two years ago, I'd have got him up out of there.

[Joe Johnson]

You got him gone.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yep. I wasn't winning with him. Well, I wasn't gonna win with Giannis. That was over. They had a very special team. They had Holiday, they had Chris Middleton prior to the injuries. Chris Middleton is not the same guy. He's not even close to the same guy. He's not the All Star that he once was.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah, right.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Once you started getting off those pieces, it was over.

[Joe Johnson]

Well, the problem you're gonna have Uncle Ojo is okay. Let's say. Let's say you do have a team that you want to trade Giannis to, but he's not fond of. They not. You think they gonna trade for Giannis on an expiring contract and they know he gonna leave and we just renting them for a few months.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

That's what I'm saying.

[Joe Johnson]

So the Bucks can try to trade him to wherever, but at the same time, he's still gonna have to sign the extension.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Right.

[Joe Johnson]

You know what I mean to think.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

See what he wanted. And I can feel. Because you know, Joe, once they trade you, you can't get that extra fifth year.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

About 65. 70.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

So now it goes to a five year, to a full year.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Now it's still good money. Don't get me wrong. So I want you, man. Yeah, but 275 versus 200.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

300 versus 225.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Right.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

75 million. That's a big difference.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

7. 7.5 million. They. They. I don't care nothing about that. Nike gonna make that up to me. I signed a couple of endorsements. 75 is a whole different ball game.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah, but did you hear what he said? He said sign the extension. See, the extension may not be.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Oh, he ain't tra. If you sign the extension, he's not getting traded.

[Joe Johnson]

You. You say. Oh, you say he's not getting traded.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

No, what I'm saying, though, I don't think the extension is 5 or 300, though.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

What's the extension for Giannis?

[Joe Johnson]

I think, because he still got what he got on this deal. He still got two years on his deal next year.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Next year will be his last year. 27.

[Joe Johnson]

I think they gonna add to that 27 is what I'm saying. I think they're gonna add to that last year.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Four year. 275.

[Joe Johnson]

He eligible for four year.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

275. So you add that too. So you add that. That's a five. 250. 350, Joe. I don't know about you. Five for 350. That's 70 a year, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

That good money, right?

[Joe Johnson]

Good money. That's an understatement.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Okay. I'm just saying.

[ISO (Co-host)]

To that money on, huh?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Without that TV money, all that kicking in.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah. Going up.

[Joe Johnson]

That's what we're gonna start seeing. Dudes making 70 plus me.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Oh, seven to 80. So. I just. I. I don't. I don't know where Deacon go that. Because when you Trade superstars, you're not getting value. You're never gonna get the value that you give the player, that you're giving up, that you're gonna get back in return. Now, hold on, hold on, hold on. Every once in a while you'll get a Shay situation. They've got maximum value for Shay, for what they. They gave up Paul George. Yeah. Yeah. I think OKC won that one.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah. I still don't understand what they were doing there. Boy,

[Joe Johnson]

they didn't see that. They ain't see he wasn't doing all this. Oh, it.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

It didn't matter if they saw it. Kawhi said, if you don't get me Paul George, I. I'm going to sign with the Lakers. Could you imagine being in that building as a Clipper? You're already. You're already in the basement, right? You got LeBron, you got AD and you got Kawhi, you got the ACCU West. I don't know what the. What all that. The. The stuff that they signed and these other companies had and got him on the payroll and all these apartments and I don't know if any of that in the true. I don't care. I just know the Clippers had to acquiesce to everything Kawhi said or they weren't going to get him.

[Commercial Announcer]

Dang.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, look, so Shea was for not you. You can see, but Shea wasn't. Wouldn't be Shay if he's with the Clippers, because Kawhi is going to get the ball.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

That's why they got rid of Chris Paul. He has to be the. He needs the ball.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

So you like. Well, I can't believe the Clippers. You. You weren't. You weren't going to be able to get this out of shape because Kawhi is the headliner. It's like. It's like a comedian coming and like he going after Chappelle. That ain't happening. You going in front of Chappelle.

[ISO (Co-host)]

That's a good one. That was. I like that analogy.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Hey, Kawhi over there getting to it, too. You think he'll be playing?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

What?

[Joe Johnson]

You think he gonna make an all NBA team up?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

It's gonna be close. How many games has he missed? Is he. Is he eligible?

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, I don't know. I don't know. See, I know he averaging about 27, 28 a game.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah. He having a career high as far as points, and they came back at overtime and. And beat the. The Mavericks.

[Joe Johnson]

I'm talking about. They ain't Playing no defense.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

No. Darius Garland got out. Hey, I see even finally came out. 41. I think they're gonna make 34.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Kawhi had 34. He was 12 or 20. He was 12 or 22. Five or nine from the free three point line. Five or five from the free throw line. And then you had Darius garland. He had 41. He was 15 or 24. Eight of 12, three or three. Kawhi got one game of wiggle room if he missed one more game, Right?

[ISO (Co-host)]

It's a rap, huh?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

He can't make it.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, he good. He ain't probably a got but like 11, 10, 11 games left.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

He got 11 games to play. He could miss one more. Okay. That's why he came back. Remember he had that ankle injury joke. Hey, but you know, Kawhi know this. This normally a month injury for Kawhi.

[Joe Johnson]

That boy came back popping that gun quick. He said, y' all got me bit.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

He see what's going on. All these dudes hurt. Ain't gonna be eligible for nothing. Kawhi gonna mess around, be second team all NBA.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Could be.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Cause it's gonna be. It's gonna be topsy turvy. Who gets the first team? Because you got a lot of willing, a lot of Luca. K Kate is out now. Cage is out of the running.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, man.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Think gonna be out of the running after he missed these two weeks? Yeah, he got time to play. They got.

[Joe Johnson]

He couldn't miss no more.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

So you got. You got Cave, you got Wimby, you got Jokic, you got Shay, you got Luca, and you got Jalen Brown. That's six guys.

[Joe Johnson]

Cade ain't gonna be there. Cause he gonna miss guys.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Five slots. How you got Luca? Average a damn near 35 points a game. And his team is number three.

[Joe Johnson]

He gonna be. He gonna be the. He gonna be first team, huh? Leading the league and scoring.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

He gonna be the league and score.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah, he gonna be first team this career half of him, man. Like 33. That's a career half of Luca.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

No, he averaged 34. I think he averaged 34 one year.

[Joe Johnson]

Did he?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

He might be Dallas.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah,

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

we got wiggle room. So. So how many games they play? So he's out the next two weeks. He ain't gonna make it.

[Joe Johnson]

He ain't gonna make it. Who is this?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Sorry, K. He's out two weeks.

[Joe Johnson]

He can only miss, what, four or five games?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

He can miss eight more games. Eight. How many games they play in the next two weeks?

[ISO (Co-host)]

Eight.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, he better wrap that thing up and get on out there.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Because Lucas averaging 33. I think Lucas Luca career high is like 33.9, maybe 34. Joe.

[ISO (Co-host)]

That joker. But that boy balling, bro.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I'm talking about Dallas.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

How do you, how do you leave Jokic off? He's leading the league in assists and rebounds.

[Joe Johnson]

You ain't, you ain't gonna leave him off.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

And he got averaging 29 a game. You ain't gonna leave Wimby off. Jalen Brown, he has his team in the number two slot. A large part of this without Jason Tatum. Well, obviously not leaving Shay. Cause his team is the best. They're on 11 game winning streak and they have the best record. So basically it's going to come down between Cade and Luca.

[Joe Johnson]

It's going to be a good one.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

So it's going to be, it's going to be very, very interesting. Um, but. But I can see KD playing another four or five years though. Oh, he does. He. He doesn't have a weight problem. He can shoot the ball. That's not going anywhere.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

So.

[Joe Johnson]

And he loves playing the game.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

He love playing the game. He loves playing the game.

[Joe Johnson]

That's what makes the biggest difference. Get them gym rats. He a gym rat. He always in the gym, always working on this craft.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

You.

[Joe Johnson]

You gotta love guys like that, bro.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Well, that's the only way you can play that long. Yeah, you can't play that long if you ain't no way you can do something for an extended period of time that you don't love. You hear? People on the regular job, they stay on the job 30 years, 40 years, 50 years. They ain't standing there just cause they get the paycheck. Not on one job.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Right.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

You gotta love it.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

To stay somewhere 30, 40, 50 years.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah, you got to. You ain't got no choice, man.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Please, Man.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey. Let's get down to nut. Cutting time now, fella.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Luca averaging 33.4 points a game.

[Joe Johnson]

Damn.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

His career high is 33.9. Since his rookie year, he's never averaged fewer than 27 and 27.7. So he went 21.2, 21.2, 28.8, 27.7, 28.4, 34, 32.4, 33.9, 28.1, 25, 33.4.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, they say what they want about old Luca. Luke out. They get it done, boy.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

But see, they do. Let me ask you a question. When James Harden was in Houston putting up all them points with James Harden playing defense. Joe, you play with it. Don't nobody say anything about. With Steph. Steph was winning on mvp. Steph wasn't sitting in the chair guarding nobody. I look, he's doing a lot better job. He's trying. He's not getting beat off the first dribble. Because once you get beat off the first dribble, Joe, you compromise. The entire defense is not compromised because we got the rally.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

To get in front of him. And so we got people got to come kick, drop a dish off lob. Now you at the team's mercy.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Hey, hey, Uncle Joe, he not getting beat off the first dribble, but he getting beat off the second.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

That's okay. That's okay. That's okay.

[Joe Johnson]

I think, people, he got the Olay defense to where, you know, he don't slide them puppies no more than once.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

But, you know, at the same time, I think what's really glaring is that the complaining to the refs. Uncle Ocho.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yes.

[Joe Johnson]

If he don't do that, I think he'd be in a much better, you know, spot.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

He can't help it, Joe. He can't help it. It's a part of him. It's a part of him. He can't help it.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Once you've been doing something that long, it's hard to. It's hard to get from habits.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Even. Even if he makes the shot, even when he gets foul, he's still at the free throw line complaining. I'm like, bro, you had the free throw line. What more you want?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, because it don't help you, bro. The rest remember that they human now.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Oh, yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

They gonna get tight with that whistle,

[ISO (Co-host)]

especially depending on what you're saying, too, man.

[Joe Johnson]

What

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

now he's. Hey, I promise you, he's speaking all Slovenian when he talk. When he talking to the. If we talking reckless. He's speaking Slovenian. He ain't speaking to me English.

[Joe Johnson]

Hold on, hold on. How did he get detected now? I didn't see how he got detect after dude said something to him.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, they were. They were drawing back and forth, and

[Joe Johnson]

he gave both of them attack.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

They told him to cut it out.

[ISO (Co-host)]

He kept going.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

But Everybody be wanting MVPs to be David Robinson or Kobe or Elijah One, Jordan, LeBron. Come on, man. Yeah, Jokic. I give prime example. When have anybody ever said, man, Jokic played outstanding defense.

[Joe Johnson]

Never.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

He got three of them things. They finished second a couple of times. Ain't nobody. Hey, we ain't hearing no when joking, winning. All we talking about the triple double. Come on, now, yeah, I, I, look, I ain't saying Luca's ever gonna be, he ain't gonna never, ever be an all defensive player. But I tell you what, you better be able to, you better have somebody that can match his output, right? Cause he gonna get 30 to 40.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

And you, and if he get it going early and you can't turn that faucet off, he gonna get 50, you

[ISO (Co-host)]

gonna be in hell.

[Joe Johnson]

And you like, you like this LeBron you've been seeing?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I do, I mean, I mean, sometimes it's like, damn, bro. I mean, he's bought into this role. Yeah, he's bought in. He jumped on this role with both feet. And it's not easy because we've seen other great players that couldn't adapt. Yeah, yeah, we saw this with AI. He couldn't, he went to Detroit, he, he needed, went to Memphis. He couldn't, he couldn't do it. It's hard. Think about how long you've been the guy. Joe. You've been the guy in high school, you've been the guy in college, you've been the guy for 15, 16 years in the NFL. I mean, NBA, right? So you talking about 15 years in the NBA? Three, four years of high school, that's 18, 19 years and another one, two, three years in college. And now they say, nah, bro. And for LeBron, think about it, LeBron has been the guy all his high school career and basically until last year. So for 21 years, and they say, nah, bro, nah. We don't need you to go to two, we need you to go to three. Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

I just, I think naturally, I think taking up on himself, I think he's really went into this role. I don't think nobody came to him and told him that you gonna be a third option. I think he's kind of assessed the game and the way these dudes been playing from the start. Cause he missed so many games to start the season. I think he just came in and took that role. Cause he probably like, man, I don't wanna mess up the chemistry that's going on, the winning that we doing. I'm just gonna add to it. I ain't gonna lie to you. I kinda like, I kinda like this Braun. I do like this Braun. Obviously, when he got it going. But just 13 attempts, UNC and Ocho,

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I mean, it's career low.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah, I mean, it's career low. But Unk, you gotta understand, because Luka is playing so well, because Austin Reeves playing so well, hell, LeBron might even like that he might like being the third option because he is 41. Because of his age, not having the ball in his hands, knowing when to assert himself in the games and when not to shoot. That. That sounds like a good role to me, especially at that age.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

He definitely can play a couple of more years playing this role, Joe. He definitely could play a couple more years playing his role. I could really see LeBron playing 25 seasons.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, yeah?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

He had 23 now, for sure.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

23.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. I can see it, too.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Somebody want. And some. And somebody want to break get 45, 000 points. Oh, well, yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Cause he. He gonna.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

He.

[Joe Johnson]

He finna put. He putting that out of mid. Out your misery. He don't even want y' all coming into the NBA thinking you're gonna catch this here. Yeah, yeah, I agree.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

How many. How many Kevin Durant punks points, Gary Durant has scored this year? How many total points?

[ISO (Co-host)]

Ad.

[Joe Johnson]

I ain't gonna lie. I kind of wanted to see Braun and Katie or Braun and Steph kind of team up.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

For the latter part of their years, for at least two years, So.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

So there's a chance he might get 2000.

[Joe Johnson]

And where he at now? How many points he in now?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

He got one thought he's got 1,723 right now. How many games do they have left?

[Joe Johnson]

10, 11.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

We got 12 games left. So basically, if he averages. If he average what he's averaging, which is about 26, right? Yeah, 25.7. So with 12 games to go, that's about 10, 250. So he looking at about 300 points. About 3, 305. So that'll give him 2,000. If LeBron doesn't play another down another game and he plays another five years, he's probably still going to be about a thousand. A thousand points short. So if LeBron plays another year, another two years, KD's gonna have to play another seven years. KD's in year what year? 19. Year 18. I mean, he's 19 season, but because he missed a year for that thing, it's only like 18 on his body. So I think KD has the most realistic chance.

[Joe Johnson]

You think you got a chance to catch him?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I do.

[ISO (Co-host)]

That's gonna be a tall task, huh?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Oh, it is now, yes. But that's at the current pace. He's got to play the same number of games. He can't. He got to keep this average up.

[Joe Johnson]

That's the thing.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

So how many games he played this year? 70, 60? No, he played 70 he ain't played all of them. He's played in 67 games. So if he played the last. If he played the last 12, he gonna play at 79.

[Joe Johnson]

He gonna play the race. Too tight. Can't sit out.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He can't afford to lose any games. He can't afford to lose any games.

[Joe Johnson]

You think Miami gonna. Purdue ain't no punk.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Now, I know they not. They good now. Purdue good. But.

[Joe Johnson]

Here we go.

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[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

trying to see what he averaged last time, Joe, for you? He had eight assists.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Why? They got him at nine. He got him do ten.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

He had eight assists last game.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I'm saying. So why they got him?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Because he broke the record. He the all time leader and I'm trying. I ain't trying to give you no money.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, Joe, I don't think he getting on that. I don't think he getting 10 assists.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Under.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Okay. We going under. Mosilovich. Sixteen and a half points. More or less. More. Iowa State playing Kentucky.

[Joe Johnson]

You got him getting more.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

He played. He good. I'm gonna say more.

[Joe Johnson]

Kentucky like Jekyll and Hyde. You know they are bad.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

You never know what you're gonna get with them, man. You don't. You don't really know. Ortega O. Under 23 and a half or over 23 and a half.

[Joe Johnson]

He Feeling good.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Hey, he feeling he gonna have to feel good.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

But normally guy when guys have performance like that, Joe, they don't bounce back

[Joe Johnson]

with a number like that. I know man. It's tough.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Especially college.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[ISO (Co-host)]

You got no choice. You better.

[Joe Johnson]

He might man. I was. I will stay tough though.

[ISO (Co-host)]

They are.

[Joe Johnson]

I got. I got him on the. I ain't gonna lie to you.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

We're going under there.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Darian Peterson. 30 points, assist, rebounds. Yeah, you're gonna shoot it. He gonna shoot it 25 times.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I put him over. Points, rebounds and assists. I think he get 30.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I do too. 25 to win. 150. Download the app today, use code SHANNON to get 50 in lineups. After you play your first five dollar lineup prize picks, it's good to be right. All right, we'll get you out of here on this. It's time for our final segment. But evening, it's time for Q and A. Before we get to our super chats, we got some video voicemails from our Discord. Make sure you join our Discord and submit video voicemails for us to show. This one comes from Boogie. Let's take a listen to what he had to say.

[ISO (Co-host)]

What's up, Unc? Ocho and still king ISO. Joe. Hey, ISO, man, stay on they ass, man. Keep whooping on they ass. ISO. Hey. And my thunders is on 11 game winning street right now. Let's go. Oh, city or no city, baby.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, I got you, bro. Hey, I ain't gonna let them keep my foot on their neck.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

You hear me?

[Joe Johnson]

I got you, bro.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

See, there you go. There you go. I do it.

[Joe Johnson]

I can't respond.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

No. This one comes from D. Bryant. Let's take a listen. What he had to say

[ISO (Co-host)]

my name, Damian. I go to Savannah State, a graduating senior. And today my birthday. I just want a birthday shout out. That's it. Appreciate y'.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

All. That's what I'm talking about. Ssu, baby.

[Joe Johnson]

Okay.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

College by the sea.

[Joe Johnson]

Okay?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I can get to anywhere from here. I would not be a. Wouldn't be anything else but a tiger.

[Joe Johnson]

Happy birthday, bro.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Feeling fine and looking good. Feeling fine and looking good. Shannon should be in Hollywood. Hey, man, it's up by the Tigers, man. Happy birthday, bro. Congratulations, man, on a senior graduation, man. We're proud of you. About to be alum of SSU University, the college by the sea. Hey, you know our motto. You can get to anywhere from here. Congratulations, bro. Happy birthday.

[Joe Johnson]

Congrats, man.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Who sent this in? Come on. Look at that, Ocho.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. The anointed one. The anointed one.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

There y' all go. Y' all do it too much.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Hey, how do you.

[Joe Johnson]

How do you.

[ISO (Co-host)]

How they making that? That's. That's our graphic team.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey,

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

that's the Discord. Oh, they man sent that in.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, well, Ocho got in his hand right there. What are you doing with the.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I guess he about to pay you

[ISO (Co-host)]

as a brother of the club.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, he about to pay you your 5,900.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, I hope so, because look at this next one, Joe. Yeah. Cause if you don't, that's what's gonna happen.

[ISO (Co-host)]

What's that?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

You See what that is. Hey, that's Shisty Shay. Hey, he still got you with them

[Joe Johnson]

cheetah prints on, too, bruh?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, exactly.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Hey, and they got the pants on me, bruh.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah. You see how I showed up?

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey, hey, Uncle. Standing on Benny, man.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah. You see I showed up, right?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

That ain't me. Let me stop talking. That ain't me.

[ISO (Co-host)]

I see you. I see you with your mask on. Okay.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Samuel Grand, 85. Hey. Oh, hey, ISO. Let them know y' all got another dog coming next year. Jordan Smith Jr. Oh, we coach Cal.

[Joe Johnson]

Bring them in now, fella.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Cali. 1, 2, 3, 4. The only thing that scares me about Acuff is his defense, or lack thereof. His defense is so bad. Hey. Oh, boy was going at him.

[Joe Johnson]

Now, hold on, hold on. It ain't that his defense was bad. He played against a senior. He a freshman. Lil man understood the assignment. He like this. Probably gonna be my only chance I'm gonna get to play against a lottery pick, right? Let me give him everything I got.

[ISO (Co-host)]

I gotta shine.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, he gotta shine. Don't say my man. Defense bad. Cause he can guard. You know what I mean? Lil man was tough, though. Give him his credit.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hell, yeah. He wasn't out there trying to get embarrassed. Hey, he tried to make a name for himself, too. He know everybody watching these games. You hear me, Philly? Talk with Pa. I work in Michigan. Basketball. And I think we going all the way this year. My aunt went to Howard. So besides Savannah State, what are the top HBCU band? Famu.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Famu Marching, you know, Sonic Boom. Hey, no disrespect to, you know, the Sonic Boom. And no disrespect to Jackson State and who. Who else? Who else? Who else?

[Joe Johnson]

Hold on, Ocho, for real, you saying fam, you better than family.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Got a good band.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I mean, it's family. Obviously, Southern.

[ISO (Co-host)]

I mean, FAMU is just. Has a longer tenure as one of the best ever, you know, Jack. Hey, Jackson State and goddamn Southern boy, they the real deal, boy. Hey, that the Human Jukebox, but they the real deal. You know, I ain't gonna sit here. I ain't gonna sit here in front. But, you know, I. My, myself, I've been an advocate and enthusiast for FAMU since. For a long time, Joe. Yeah, long, long time, man. Just. But that goddamn Southern boy, man.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Listen, what do you. What Jackson steak is a sonic boom? What? Southern.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Human juke. Human jukebox.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Human jukebox. Okay.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Hey, man,

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Eddie T. YouTube, underscore channel. Ocho, the guy who makes it seems like paying attention, but really be making about a bubble gum sandwich during the podcast. Much love, man. Ocho, pay attention. Y' all think Ocho sleep. Ocho ain't sleep solid. KB King ISO. Remember you had to parlay while back. Had your stomach hurting. I feel the same way about your Razorbacks. Couldn't cover the 10 and a half. They messed up some good money anyway. I effing love you guys.

[Joe Johnson]

Let's get to 2 million subs now. Chill now. We got the dub now.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I mean, hey, he worried about something else, though. He wanted that this parlay. You messed up the money, Joe, man.

[Joe Johnson]

Listen, listen.

[ISO (Co-host)]

We trying to get that w. Huh? You worry about the wrong thing, Joe, man.

[Joe Johnson]

The wrong thing. You hear me?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

We.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, we advancing Ocho. We on to the next game. That man talking about something. Hey, hey, look. Hey, man, please.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

JJ underscore 7 Since Ocho flaked on King ISO. I think you make him feel better. You should tell him the story about that time that woman held that pistol to your head. Hell, when I was.

[Joe Johnson]

Well, she had a pistol to who head, huh?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

There you go, Ocho, man, why you telling our business, Ocho?

[ISO (Co-host)]

My bad, my bad.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

He couldn't wait to tell Uncle. I told you, Ocho, she was having a bad day. She didn't mean that.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Ain't no.

[Joe Johnson]

There's somebody you knew, though.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah. Ain't no day bad enough for that there.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, man, she was having a bad day, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

A girl. Somebody you were dating?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, I was. You know, we was. You know, we were kicking it.

[Joe Johnson]

You said she was having a bad day?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, she had a bad day, man. And.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah. I don't know what kind of baby. I don't know what kind of day it is.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

And I still. I still. Even when she called me a decade later and I picked up the phone and. And she, like. She said, I'm sorry, it was my bad. And I was like, who is this? She said, you know who it is. And I was like. I said, I don't. I said, to this day, I still don't know what I did. She said, you didn't do anything.

[Joe Johnson]

Wow.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I was having a bad day, and you weren't serious. You were just playing, so.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, you hadn't.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

You had one of things, Joe. She went up under there, got that. Got that.45. Put that thing to my head to say, hey, say n word. I will let you get your stuff. And you get to. You get to h up out of my house. Don't you ever call Me again?

[Joe Johnson]

You. You were laying the best pipe down in the rear house again.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, Joe. Joe. Now, you talk about. Oh, my goodness. You talking about bad. Oh, boy. She was stacked like dirty laundry in the dorm room.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yes, Lord. Finer than frog hair.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Why. Why you wouldn't you write?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, she was about five foot nine and a half. She weighed about 165. I'm talking about solid. I'm talking about ain't no. No fat, no imperfections.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Not a dimple, not a crease, not a roll, not nothing.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yes, sir.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I'm talking about. I'm talking about flawless.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Why you.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey. Thinking of the liquor store pickle.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

What, Joe?

[Joe Johnson]

Already know it.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Boy, what you did wrong, huh?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hotter than four foxes in the forest fire. You know what I did wrong and what I didn't do right. Man, she was bad. Look, and we had so much fun. We cracked jokes. I mean, she was amazing. I just wouldn't do right, man. I ain't gonna lie to you. I wouldn't do right.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Sound like. Sound like she was the one, huh?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I don't do right. I wouldn't do right. I ain't gonna do. I. I ain't been. Hold, y'. All. It was me. I would not do right back then. I would not.

[ISO (Co-host)]

You young, man. You young.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[ISO (Co-host)]

It wasn't time.

[Joe Johnson]

Sticking and moving.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

But I. But I knew. But I. But I knew it was on me. I. Cause I. But I was. I was. I was flawed. I was. I was incredibly flawed.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah, we all are.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Cause, you know, I. I try to pull something sneaky. I was really sneaky.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

So I was at. I was at my home. I was at. So I was holed up in somebody else crib. Oh, man, I ain't never told this story.

[Joe Johnson]

And she found.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Wait, wait, wait. Let me get comfortable now. Take your time.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, I mean, I gotta go and give me another drink.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, man.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Go ahead. Take your time. I'm ready, right? This sound like a good one, too, boy? Hey, get comfortable, Joe.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Oh, Joe. I got you. So I was on one of my. I was on one of my bull jar tips.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

So I say, hey, hey, hey, check this out. My partner, she was. She was in the Air Force. She was in the Air Force for, like. Probably, like. I think she retired, like, 35 years. But I was in there. But I was. I was like, look, I got somebody coming in town I need to hold up at your place.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

She said, cool. She said, that's perfect, because I'm gonna

[Joe Johnson]

be out of town.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I Wasn't even thinking. What do you think I said? Well, ain't nobody know. But I had done one time before. Till this other person over there. Ah, it ain't even dawned on me. This was. This was six months, seven months prior. Okay? I ain't thinking nothing. I ain't thinking. So I'm down there, laid down like this here, you know, I'm on the couch. I hear the door open. I'm thinking it's a brother. I ain't think nothing about it. I'm down in the basement.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Eyes got biggers. I don't know what.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

What?

[ISO (Co-host)]

Hold on. Why she even came over there anyway?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Cause she was calling me, and I didn't answer. Oh, she figured. She. Oh, she deduced I could only be a few.

[ISO (Co-host)]

A few different places.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

That's it, man. She came down them steps.

[ISO (Co-host)]

You had the girl over there with you?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yes. Oh,

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, what happened? What'd she say? What'd she do when she see y'?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

All?

[Joe Johnson]

That.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

She say, let me get a swig of this, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

All right.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Damn. Huh?

[ISO (Co-host)]

Did you cry?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Nah.

[ISO (Co-host)]

You gotta learn how to cry on cue. Huh? You gotta learn how to cry on cue. I'm teach you that. That's a little. Little trick I got in my bag.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

She just say, come get your ish. Don't talk to me no more. That's it. That's it.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Did you go get it?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I did. What you want me to do, Ocho, you got a beg. Get my ish.

[ISO (Co-host)]

You gotta beg, huh?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Nah, man. Nah.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Now you gotta beg.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I think that was. That was the start. That was the start of it. That was kind of the start. Cause she's like the star.

[ISO (Co-host)]

That's the end.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Boy, if you got somebody else with a girl. Cause this was the one that pulled the. Pull the pistol on me.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

So she's like, oh, you ain't. You ain't being up and up. You ain't. You ain't being real.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Right?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Cause I was. You know, she hadn't been to Denver, like, two or three times, okay? But I was. I wasn't. I wasn't committed to old girl. I was just like, hey, you know, we see that, we kick it. Boom, boom, boom, whatever, whatever.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Right, right, right.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

So, you know, but this one, yes, sir. I think in my lifetime, I think it from the time I started dating till I was about 16, until I think they've been about 5. 5 that were like the total package. I'm talking about the total package. I'm talking about. I had it all when you say, okay, they gotta look. They. They got a presence because they walk into a room. Oh, you looking.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

You. You. Hey, you. They walk into a room.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah. Every hand looking, every head turn. Huh?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Everybody. I don't give a damn if they married. I don't give a damn if they gay. That's a bad mofo.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

They step like paladins. Hey, you know the boys. I didn't. Man, I messed it up, Ocho. Yeah, I messed it up. I ain't gonna lie there. There's three. There's three. For sure. I know. I. I messed up. I f. I effed up. I supposed to be married probably about 25, 30 years ago. For real? For 1,000. I was supposed to be.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah, well, listen.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

But I wouldn't do right, Ocho. I wouldn't, because I. I was quick. Any questions? I'm out.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Where you being? I'm done. Yeah.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Hey, you don't like that, huh?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

No.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

One person could ask me what I've been doing, where I've been, and they got a response immediately. That was Mary Porter. She was the only one. I'm out. I'm done.

[ISO (Co-host)]

You ain't got time for that.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

That's. That started it. And I made peace with her once. She called me back after the decade. She apologized. We good.

[Joe Johnson]

It's hard. Hey, it's hard to deal with them obligations, ain't it?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Like, you could do. Like you could do something for a long time, but once you feel like you obligated to do it, it make you really don't want to do it no more.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Hey, ain't nothing worse than being questioned, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

Man, what are you telling?

[ISO (Co-host)]

Ain't nothing worse than being questioned.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I hate it. I hate it.

[Joe Johnson]

Especially if you ain't been doing it.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

We were a kid. Where y' all going? How long y' all gonna be gone? I remember my grandmother. I was like, man, I used to be saying as a kid, man, I can't wait to get grown. I ain't gonna have to answer nobody.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Nobody.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

That was my thing on you. I want to get grown. I ain't realized all the responsibilities that come along with being.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I just think I ain't gonna have to answer to nobody.

[Joe Johnson]

Right.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Hey. Oh, you know what? You should have played. For what? You got yourself in trouble.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah.

[ISO (Co-host)]

You should have played that King George.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

What? King George.

[ISO (Co-host)]

King George, the song too long. You know about that, ISO. Joe, you know about that joke?

[Joe Johnson]

Nah. Maybe if I hear it, I don't Know, I don't know right off that.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Hey, JoJo, you get yourself in trouble, man. You want to. You need a little wiggle room to get out of.

[Joe Johnson]

I ain't getting no trouble, O. Joe.

[ISO (Co-host)]

I feel you, Joe. I feel you, Joe. Hey. Huh? Listen to that. King George. The song is called Too Long.

[Joe Johnson]

Check it out, though. I'm gonna check it out.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Hey, you gonna like. Hey, Chat. Y' all listen to that thing now.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Sometimes Ocho and Joe, you know, you get blinded by beauty.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Come on, now.

[Joe Johnson]

I already know it, boy.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, yeah. I'm just old country boy from South Georgia, man. That's it. Ain't been a whole lot of places growing up.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Come on, now.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Oh, Lord have mercy.

[Joe Johnson]

I know, man.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Delusional cowboy fan. Hey up. If you want that double wedding, you have to stop being shy, listen to Ocho and go ahead and eat some groceries, close your eyes and feast.

[ISO (Co-host)]

There we go.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Just nasty Joe.

[ISO (Co-host)]

That's not Nasty, Joe. That's human nature, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

That ain't no human nature, man.

[ISO (Co-host)]

I'm Joe. It's human nature, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

Man, believe human nature is a song.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Michael Jackson, if they say, why? Why? That's the only human nature I know. I don't know what the hell you talking about. You had your damn mind, man. Okay, what if. What? Okay, what if I say that for the wedding night?

[ISO (Co-host)]

Okay? No, no, no, no, no. You don't. You don't want to do that. You don't want to do that.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Why?

[ISO (Co-host)]

Because that's like saying, you know what? We got a game on Sunday, but I don't want to practice Monday through Friday. That don't make no sense.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I know all the plays.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Hey, that's a good one. That's a good one.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, boy, listen, he doing too much ISO, man, you know? Come on, now. Come on.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Way, way too much.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Hey, I'm just trying to get y'. All. I'm just trying to get y' all to evolve, man. It's 20, 26, man. Y' all still.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Oh, Joe, I'm damn near 60. Yeah.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Hey, hey, listen, boy. Hey, let me, boy. You heard what it said in the Bible.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

What'd they say?

[ISO (Co-host)]

AJ Number. The number.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, and I'm having.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Number to number.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, and I'm having tons of fun. I ain't got to add to it. I like the fun.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Hey, I know you having tons of fun, Joe, but there's always room for improvement. There's always room for improvement. And listen, I'm here to teach. Huh? I'm here to teach. You're Never too old to learn new tricks.

[Joe Johnson]

I agree. Yeah.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Come on, now.

[Joe Johnson]

I just. I don't want to learn that trick.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Hey, hey, Joe. It's much more to it than just that, Joe.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Okay?

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah, that's. That's the bottom of the barrel. That's like the bobbin. The barrel stuff, Joe. We can. We can get, you know, getting. Man, I ain't gonna say nothing else.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

What happened? Oh, Joe. Joe, what happened to just kissing? That's what I'm saying. Listen, who.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Hey, that's. That's kindergarten stuff, man. What are we talking about? Kissing?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I mean. I mean, can I. Hey, baby. How you doing? What happened to that? What happened to that?

[ISO (Co-host)]

Hey, you need to go. You need to go to, like, Fredericks or Hollywood or something, man. Get you some handcuffs. Get you. Get you a chainsaw, man. Get you a blindfold.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

A chainsaw. What you got, Paul Bunion cut down? No.

[Commercial Announcer]

Trees.

[ISO (Co-host)]

The chainsaw trick?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

No.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Oh, y' all ain't. Y' all ain't living, man.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, Ocho, Ocho, Ocho. You like the role play? Act like you got you a hostage and all that.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, I see what's going on. Hey, hey, hey.

[ISO (Co-host)]

I called it this Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Get you.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Get.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Get your chainsaw, man. Have it in the room. You turn it on, right? Turn up. You have it on the bed.

[Joe Johnson]

After she already. After she handcuffed already to the bed.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah, yeah, man. It just.

[Additional Host/Guest]

It just.

[ISO (Co-host)]

It brings a different type of excitement, man. Hey, Joe. I don't play, Joe, I'm telling you about it. I done been about. I done been about 37 movies. You hear me?

[Joe Johnson]

I know you already say you a big freak. I know you a big freak.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah. I ain't say all that. I ain't say all that.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

You ain't got to. I can tell this man here. Lord have mercy.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Hey, hey, I'm just living, man. Listen, I could write a book where I tell y' all some things. Boy, y'. All. Boy, your mouth will drop open, boy. You hear me?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I mean, I do got a couple of fantasies I want to live out, but none of them involve no groceries. Yeah, I mean, they don't even involve the grocery store. So. So I'm just saying.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Hey, hey, you say you 60, babe, before you leave this earth, man, you gotta. Hey, one time won't hurt, you hear me?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Okay, but see the thing. But here's the thing, though, Joe. With these sparks, it don't matter. Ready to go. I promise you.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Listen, I'm with you when you're right, because I didn't try to do sparks. Yeah, I'm battle tested.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, you getting down one day.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

What? Keep your hands to yourself before something transpires. Hey, boy. Hey, hey, don't nobody. Hey, don't nobody move. Don't nobody get hurt.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, any little move with that thing, jump.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

What? You better not go outside on a windy day.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah,

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

you out there like this here. Hey, Hey, boy, look here, boy. You out there looking for the crack of dawn. The Sparks. Oh, man, you gotta be lightly. Tread lightly, Joe. Now.

[Joe Johnson]

All right. I gotta see what those parts hitting on you.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, Joe. Tread lightly.

[Joe Johnson]

All right, all right, all right.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Shakur, 85, man. Put some respects on my huskies. And Tristan Newton, man, dropping 30. And G League Rockets need a point guard for the playoffs. They do need a point guard.

[Joe Johnson]

They do, bro, but I don't know where they're going to get one from.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Not this time of year. Ain't one available. Hello?

[Joe Johnson]

I'm talking about nothing out there.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

If prescribed, new sexual health patients get 15 off their first order of sparks. On a reoccurring plan, connect with a provider at RO Co Nightcap to find out if prescription roast sparks are right for you. That's RO Company slash Nightcap. They right for you. The question is, are you right for them? I don't know, Joe. I think you might need to hold off, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

Why? No, no, no, no. I'm trying to, you know, I want to expand my horizons. I want to try something.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, there we go. That.

[ISO (Co-host)]

That. That's. That's. That's the mentality, Joe.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

You know how, like, you don't play basketball and you start cramping your stomach. Start cramping?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

They have you doing that. What Will them sparks.

[ISO (Co-host)]

I gotta.

[Joe Johnson]

I gotta see for myself. I gotta try mine.

[ISO (Co-host)]

I got you, Joe.

[Joe Johnson]

All right, all right.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I told O. I said, oh, I'm telling you now. You have your idea. 25 o'.

[Joe Johnson]

Say he had a crime scene.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah. Did I? Yeah. I get up early, man. The first time I went to the Sparks, I slept till 10:30 and I'm an early riser. Anybody? Anybody that's ever been with you? Hey, I'm up. Six, 6:30. 7:00 clock at the absolute latest. She told me she gonna call. She started by calling the ems. See, I ain't never seen you sleep like that. And I was face down, Boy. I know y' all know nothing about this, but, you know, you knock somebody out, you're supposed to get a mirror and put it up under their nose and make sure they still Breathing. Because the mirror fogs up, you know they still breathing.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Girl said she would have got. Got a little compact out of her purse and put the mirror up under my nose. You like.

[Joe Johnson]

You still breathing, man, stop it, man.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Had me, man. I thought I was back to my youth.

[Joe Johnson]

Oh, man.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yo, yo, Joe, Joe, just be. Just be cautious, Joe.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Don't tell him that, though, Joe. Cause his head hard. See, I'm telling you to be. I was like when I was 22, 23, Joe, you don't want them kind of problems that I age. I thought I did. I thought that's what I wanted. I really did. I thought that's what I wanted. I don't want that kind of problem no more.

[Joe Johnson]

Boy, y' all something.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I mean, I don't like sweat like that no more.

[Joe Johnson]

Well, I would get. I want to be able to give you good feedback on. On how they. You know.

[ISO (Co-host)]

There you go.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

There you go.

[ISO (Co-host)]

There you go.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, I was. I would say fumes.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Ocho said he finna even get him a tattoo, A Rose Bars tattoo. I remember him saying that when we was in.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah, I might do that.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[ISO (Co-host)]

La Rosebark teardrop.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, you better turn it down, though. You make them turn it down.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, they like.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Nah, you.

[Joe Johnson]

I'm. I'm good.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

No, yeah, make a.

[Joe Johnson]

Turn it down.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah.

[Joe Johnson]

Well, I know what you. Hey, you better have something lined up before you take one for show, huh?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, man, I'd have bought me about four or five ice packs for them. Not for me. I'm good. I'm just saying, Joe. I'm just saying. I got high fax and they got my game ready and everything. Wrap them up.

[Joe Johnson]

Hey, man, you got chill. You guys.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

TS Car Wash Detail Service. Miles Turner's got 108 million. Averaging 12 points, five rebounds, one assist. What happened? Well, Miles ain't never been no score or no. He's a. He's mainly a defensive guy. Anything that you get from him on the offensive end is plus take it extra work.

[Joe Johnson]

They. They thought. They thought pairing him with Giannis, he would space the floor, be able to knock down the three balls, stretch it.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yep.

[Joe Johnson]

They thought he would be a shot blocker, a rim protector. I don't. I'm not sure they got any of that for 108. Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Dayday 24. What's up? Guys from NOLA as the chat need a petition to make ISO a permanent member of Nightc. That's what the people want. And still. Hello. That's. Hey, he gonna be out of. Hey, he won't be permanent. He get on the Sparks, he gonna miss about a week. He gonna miss a week. I already know past Dub. Who? The DN that had blocked three times. On the third time, he carried you to the sideline screen. Okay, don't call it. Oh, I think it was. I think it was Jeff Lagerman. We playing. We playing Jacksonville in the 98. 98? Yeah. Was it 98? Nah, it was 97 in the playoff game. Running 16 power against the overfront, against the underfront. It's easy because the linebackers on the ball, the tackle and I, we're going to double team the defensive end. I' ma push up, block the backer, no problem. And a seven over front. I got the end by myself. 225, 275 Weber.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Don't run that no more.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I got it the first time. I got it. Joe got it. Walked over that. Told you. I got it after that 10 yards too. I was like, okay, I'm done with that. Because I hadn't told myself. I said, shannon, you only got to do it one time. Only one time. I got this. I got this. Joker here. Ran it again. This time we got three yards. They call that thing one more time. Man, that Joe took me in the backfield. Stop. TD for a modest 3 yard loss. Man, I went to the sidewalk, to the sideline. Don't y' all call that no more. We got. We got in the field room on Wednesday. Hey, guys, take a Look at this. Than 84, man. We got the whole team in there. Oo, they got it. And I'm up there doing. 828 style. What's up, fellas? I'm a lifelong Duke fan, and Laner was the best Duke player ever. Grant was the Layton of what Pippen was the Jordan. They didn't win ships until both joined each team. Hill was a better athlete, though. Yeah, but you look at. I mean, man, people don't realize how good Christian Laitner was.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, he was nice. He had all the post.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Post work, all of it.

[Joe Johnson]

Shoot the midi. He was nice. Made guys better around him. He was nice.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yep. Sexy Ed. Boy, guys, you. You look at your man 2k, NBA rating from the beginning to the end and explain what you think your overall was the rating. And it was, it was, it was that fun to be.

[Joe Johnson]

Man.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I. I'm not. I'm not a. Ocho is the gamer. I don't know if Joe played, but I ain't never been no game. I ain't know nothing about no rating. I Know, one time I had a hundred rating, but that's all. I. I don't. I didn't play no video games, man. Them guys used to take the. Take it on the road and they play in the hotel room. Ocho, you know more about that than me, but I don't know nothing about that.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Yeah. Ocho, what your range was on there?

[ISO (Co-host)]

I think the highest I was was in 98.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

That's high.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah, 98. Yeah, I was. I was all right. During. During my day, Joe, you know?

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[ISO (Co-host)]

I used to pick him up and put him down. Yeah, man.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Underscore 2063. Nightcap. Please give a shout out to my mother, Jane E. Watkins from Arkansas. She's single chat, so check her out on social media. Psa. If I'm not. If it's. Or not. If I'm not in the next chat, she probably killed me.

[Joe Johnson]

Home team, Jane.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Janie Watkins from Arkansas, thank you. Appreciate you watching. Joseph. I thank you for watching. I don't know if Jane is watching this, but if you are Jane, thank you for the support. We greatly appreciate that. Hey, Jane is single. So any eligible guys out there, holla at Jane. She in Arkansas. Danielle Wells. 49, 70. Big three. How would you rank the NFC north quarterbacks? Kyler Murray signing and all. Better not put Jordan Love or Jared Goff above him either. Okay, I won't do it. Ocho Ukitelli, he last. He ain't better than Caleb. He not better than golf, and he not better than Jordan Love. Okay. What else?

[Joe Johnson]

Who not?

[ISO (Co-host)]

I'm going golf.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Huh?

[ISO (Co-host)]

I'm going golf first.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I'm saying. I'm just saying Kyler is last.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Out of the four, he is last. No disrespect.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

We just being realistic. Yeah,

[Joe Johnson]

he gonna make y' all eat them words, though.

[ISO (Co-host)]

I mean, that can change depending on his play this season now. Yeah,

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

but I think all the guys better than he is. I mean, he might have. I mean, Caleb has just as good escapability. He might not be the runner once he break the line of scrimmage, but as far as escapability and ability to throw on the move.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Yeah, he good.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Caleb Williams is a top five quarterback. Being able to throw on the move.

[Joe Johnson]

Yeah, Yeah, I agree.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Going both ways.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah. Black Moses 26. Hope he passes LeBron KD Steeler path 86. How good was Cordell Stewart and how good would he be in today's offense? Cordell was. I think Cordell finished like second or third in the MVP voting in 97. His ability to be able to run. Cordell could run. Yeah, Cordell was like 4, 3, 4, low high 4, 3, low 4, 4. Yeah, he could throw it. Yeah. Cordell would be very good in today's offense.

[Joe Johnson]

Well, he's playing in Pittsburgh.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Pittsburgh. Yeah. Brandon Martinez. 56, 57. Ocho, who you got winning? You wait for Champions League. Allah. Maria.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Oh, that's. That's a good one to Madrid. Madrid probably might win or maybe Arsenal.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Arsenal might also.

[ISO (Co-host)]

Arsenal might pull it off.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

828 style. Ocho needs to work on. On his. The hand, his U signal. He's over there holding up a hippo. Wow. Finally. And still.

[Joe Johnson]

And still

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Sauce team gaming. Man, I watch y' all every day. I appreciate you guys. There's not a pre show, a show, a live show or current show that I watch that is better than you guys. Y' all the goats or appreciate that man. So appreciate that. Thanks for the support. We appreciate any feedback that you can give us and how we can make the video, the audio and the visual experience even better and even more entertaining. We thank all our subs, we thank all the people that watch us whenever we come on and so we greatly, greatly appreciate that for sure. That concludes this episode of Nightcap. We want to thank each and every one of you for watching. Y' all know who I am. I'm your favorite, my partner and co host, Liberty City's own bingo ring of Fame honoree, a former Pro bowler and an all Pro. That is Chad Ochocinko Johnson and University of Arkansas alum, Little Rock, Arkansas native, seven time NBA all star of the Atlanta Hawks and recently nominated for the Basketball hall of Fame. That is ISO Joe Johnson. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button. And do us a favor, go subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed wherever you get your podcast from. Again, thank you for your support and your continued support. Those looking to purchase a bottle of shade by Laportier, head over to laportierconac.com if it's currently unavailable in a state or city near you. The best tasting premium BSOP cognac on the market. Please drink responsibly and stay safe. Arkansas beat high point 9,488. Darius Acuff, 36 point Calipari makes his 17th trip to the Sweet 16. Nebraska beats Vanderbilt 7472 as Tyler Tanner half court shot goes in and out and Nebraska moves on. Texas beat Gonzaga 74 68. Texas 11 team 11 wins as a double digit seed of the most of any program since seating began in 1979. Deep Duke excuse me. Duke blast TCU 8158 Cameron Boozer only two points in the first half, but he had 17 in the second half as they cruise past TCU, Houston blows out Texas A M 8857 Michigan State beats Louisville 7769. Fears 16 assists is the most by big team play Big Ten player in the NCAA tournament in the last 50 years. In Michigan beat St. Louis 95 72. The Wolverines had nine blocks as they they move on, blowing out the Billikens of St. Louis. That concludes this episode of Nightcap. We want to thank each and every one of you for watching him. I'm unk. He's Ocho, he's ISO. We'll see you back tomorrow. Thanks for joining us. And the Lakers win thanks to Luke Canard. Peace.

[Joe Johnson]

Peace out.

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[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

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