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They got. So they got the resources. The. You know, the team could give you that. Yeah, the team could give you that. Whatever it is you need, you have somebody. If they. If we had it when I was playing, I know they. I know good and well they got it now. Hey, go to the head trainer. Hey, listen, my elbow, man, is bothering me. It's swelling up on me. Can you get something for me? Can you give me something? So, I mean, it's like. It's kind of hard to believe. Like, how do you not know? How do you not know? Because if you need anything, everything you need is right there in house. You ain't got to go outside for that. Man. Y'all. Y'all to talk about. Yes. Guys, when you take a Toradol, and it's basically like it's a pain medication, but, boy, you feel so good. I ain't smoking no weed, and I don't know what it's like, but you feel like, boy, you feel invincible now. You feel like your ass got beat with a bat. Once you get done with that game, once it go down. Yeah, yeah. But you get an injection in your butt. And so that's what y'all take. Everything. Y'all try to make everything sexual. I question a lot of you guys. No, no, seriously. No, Cho. A lot of these guys, I really question them because they so consumed with that kind of stuff. I'm like, damn, this is the way we talk. I mean, like I said, I don't know what's in the locker room. Ocho. I've been removed 20 years from the locker room, so I don't know how it is now, but when we talk like, hey, man. Hey, you got. You. Hey, you got that? Yeah, you got that. You got that shot? You got that butt. You got that shot in the butt. I mean, Ocho used to be a line. Yeah. The office. It wasn't no one or two. It was a line to get that. Yeah, I ain't never taken the pill. Now, like I said, I know there is a pill, but I didn't take it. Give me that shot. I need that thing to work quick. Yeah, I had to peel. I had to peel when I tore my labrum. I tore my labrum from 6 to 12, but I didn't miss no time. And so I water put that harness on there. So you couldn't raise it. So I couldn't raise it all the way. So I wore the harness and I took. And I took for about maybe three weeks. I took the toilet, I took the pill. Man, I wasn't playing with that needle. Oh, no, sir. If it ain't a tattoo, I'm not doing it. Oh, no, I'll give you that data, because that pill, you gotta digest. It gotta. The liver gotta break it down. It gotta get processed. No, baby, I need that thing just like that roast ball right away, huh? Now they can put it up under my tongue and it dissolves. I'm gonna get that bloodstream. Count your boy in. Count your boy in. But it wasn't doing that. That shot. That shot, getting that bloodstream. Yeah. And so, look. Nah, ojo. I took shots in my butt. I took them in my ribs. I took them in my ankles. I took them in my shoulders. Oh, man, look, hey, hey. I had to get out there. I had to get it. Mary Porter had to eat. Kids had to eat. So like I said. And that's the thing, though, Ocho, like you said, they do got. But see, the thing is, Ocho, the problem with. We've heard it so much, people lie. Oh, my massage therapist rubbed me down with this cream, and that's how that steroid got in my body. Oh, you know what? Somebody. Somebody. My protein shake. And somebody put this in my body. So now we become so distrusting. And it could have been an honest mistake, Ocho. In actuality, it could have been an honest mistake, but because people have lied so much and contaminated our thought process. Nah, hell no. Just going, Hey, 25. Slap that 25 up on him. Yeah. I mean, but you think about it. You think about it. I'm just saying, if there's something wrong with you, the first place you go to is your training room right there in the facility, right? They get you everything you want. You don't even have to go outside. There's no point. You have every resource known to man right there. It's the NBA, huh? Get it? This ain't high school. This ain't your high school basketball team, remember? It's all, what do the pills look like? Is it sugar in a salt situation that you don't know what it is until you taste it? And then by that far, it's too far down. It's too far down. Now me, Ocho, when I got like certain supplements, like, hey, Greek, what you thinking? You know, hey, he's like, sharpie, let me do some research. Sharpie, it's not on the list. But if I was you, I wouldn't do it. That's. I always. Steve Antonopoulos, we call him Greek. And when I was in Baltimore, John Tessendorf, we call him Big Tess. Like, hey, Tess, what you think? Well, Sharpie, I think you're good to go. Shoot me straight because I'm gonna tell them, say, look, I went to my athletic trainer and I went to my athletic trainer and they said we good to go. So if it's a lie, you need to suspend them. Cause I ain't going nowhere. Because I remember when they started, when they put dhea on that list. Guys were taking dhea. Oh yeah, got popped, you know, they ended up ephedra when the guy, I don't know, you weren't in the league. The time when, rest his soul, Corey Stringer. Oh, the lineman, the lineman Corey. From the Vikings. From the Vikings. They banned ephedra. You know, guys used to take ephedra. Cause that, hey, it speeds your heart rate up. You sweat. Woo, boy, look here, right, you Talking about drop 7, 8 pounds in a day just like that. Look at his wet. Yeah, man, but boy, you swayed. Woo, you talking about sweating, right? Like Michael Jackson before the burner was red. You sweating like that. Don't you, you know what I'm saying? Don't y'all be. Oh, hey, but no. And like I said, it could have been an honest mistake. Yeah, yeah, but Ocho, but like you said, with all the resources and you got now, don't even chance it, guys. Yeah, it's hard. Don't even chance it. Don't even chance it. But I don't know, Ocho, that's what I'm saying. You said, man, I'm scared of that knee less than tattoo, bro. You get. Like I said, I don't have no tattoo. So I don't know if. But I heard. Hold on, hold on, wait, you got, you got to understand now I've seen what the needle look like when it's time to get that tortoise. And I've seen the needle when I'm getting Listen, I got 43 tattoos. You can't see them, but I got them. Yeah, yeah, they hard to see, but I got them. And it's something. It's a pain that is bearable to me. It's weird. It's weird. I can sit there. I can sit there for a four or five hour session, but you're not sticking me with that tortoise needle. That ain't happening. Give me that needle. Give me that dub. I can't sit there. I can't sit there. Let you. Now, look, obviously you got fatty tissue and your butt got muscle, but boy, think about Ocho when they hit that bone in them ankles or they going through your ribs or they hit you, they hit that, hey, that needed this long. And they going in that shoulder and they got to move it around because they got to get as much medicine in there and then many different areas, man, please. Hold on. I'm thinking about too, now. I'm thinking about. I'm thinking about tattoos. What Hurts really bad. You don't have any. I'm sure people in the chat that probably have. You get the tattoo on the shin on, like, right on the bone. Yeah. Any on the. On the inner. On the inside, like the, the inside of the arm, like where you use. It's, you know I have a leg sleeve, right? Yeah, on the, on the. The back. The back of the quad or the ham. Not the quad. The back of the hamstring. Right. Man, man, listen here, man. Man, listen here, man. I can't do that. O Joe, I ain't gonna lie to you. My kids. My son got a tattoo. My daughter got a tattoo, bro. My daughter got a tattoo against my wishes. Yeah, I took her ass right up there to get it taken off. You serious? Hell yeah. I heard that. You back? What you doing? You gotta let the kids live a little bit when they get out my house, they can live all they want to spread your wings, but you in my nest. Hold on. You made your daughter get the tattoo removed? Yeah, I did. You see how much was the procedure? Probably about $2,000. Who paid for it? I did. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Oh, she backed the holly because I could smell the flesh burning. Wasn't me, Daddy. Don't call me that. You didn't call me. You didn't say, daddy, you want to go get the tattoo after I told you not to? Oh, you. Oh, see? Okay, okay. You didn't say that. You didn't say that. You said. You said. I thought you. You might have told her ahead of time. Listen, don't get no tattoos. I told her ahead of time. Don't get no tattoos at all. I didn't know nothing about. I ain't know nothing about this cream. I guess there's a cream that you put on it, right? To help it. Help it heal, right? And so I was like, she's my girlfriend's. Like, what is this? I was like, I don't know what it is. Kayla bought this. So she, like, you know, googled it, right? Tattoo. So one day. Well, don't laugh, Ocho, man. It was about before she went to school. Kayla come down. I'm getting dressed. I said, bring your down here now. So she came down. She had her underwear on. Cause I knew she was gonna try to hide it, right? I said, turn. Turn to the side. She. Kayla stopped playing in my face. You see, I knew. Hey, Ocho, you said, hey. Did you get mad? Did you curse, boy? Look here, Ocho, I say, you. I said, girl. I said, kayla, go upstairs. I said, but you know you're gonna get that ish off there, right? Hold on. Huh? I need better context. She was young, right? She probably was 17, 18. Don't she got a boy name? Huh? Kayla. Oh, wait, you made her get rid of her own name? No, she had something. Whatever Rihanna had down her rib cage? That's what she had. So whatever that. Y'all know what I'm talking about. Y'all know that tattoo that Rihanna got down her rib cage? That's what she got. That's nothing bad, though. What? I mean, I told her not to get a tattoo until she get out the house. Once you get out the house, you can do whatever you want to do. Do what you want to do. You not gonna blatantly go, hey, Unc, you too strict now. You too strict. Then, Ocho, it was about 100 degrees. She got a scarf around her neck. Ocho, we are. Oh, y'all, we had Houston. And I'm looking at her, I'm like, hold on. Maybe it's just me. I said, well, maybe. Maybe. Is it cold? I got on. So I'm looking around at everybody. Everybody in the. In. In Houston. And I'm looking around. I'm like, well, damn. I'm just like this. At Ocho, what she got on her neck? I said, kayla, why you. Why you got a scarf on? You're like, you know, I'm a little cold. I said, Kayla, it's 100 degrees. So again, ocho, you know me, girl. Take that damn scarf off. You looking. Damn, fool. She done got this Thing right here pierced. I said gonna eat up. Gonna eat your food. Hey. Hey. Ho. Cho. So at this. Hey. Gonna eat your food. Hey, hey. If you didn't know better, you thought Kayla was on death row. Man, it took that girl two hours to eat a burger and some fries. Cause she don't. Oh, Joe, she know. Hey, hold on. Don't tell me you made her remove the piercing. Ain't but one way to do things. You not gonna be. You're not gonna look here. You not gonna. You're not gonna run my prison over there, man. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. All I'm saying is, if I tell you not to do something, don't do it. Don't do it. You got me in tears. Hey, when you. When you feel she gonna be able to ask her. She'll tell you. No, my dad. My daddy. What? Y'all see my. She gonna tell you, daddy. You don't lighten up a lot. I didn't play that. Don't. Don't play with me like that. Cause you. Hold on. So you just. You basically just trying my authority, okay? Oh, man. Yeah. No, I ain't going back and forth with you. I ain't going back. Hold on. Not the scarf. In 100 degree weather. Yeah, but. Hey, she came down there. Hey, Ocho. Hey. I said, hey, my man. Hey. Don't even worry about it. The bill probably was like, it was four of us because. No, it was three of us, so it probably. The bill probably like, I ain't even get my credit card. I put 200. I said, this should cover it. I said, come on. I dropped my girl off at her. I said, come on. I said, where you get this ish from? He said, I gotta such a. Come on. A little five points, right? Drove right on back over there. I said, my man. Hey. Hey, Mr. Sharp. How you doing? I ain't doing too good. You about to do. Because you might be about to be doing a lot worse. Hey. He took that ish right on out. Oh, golly. No, that's a good. That's a good one now. And I told her, look, when she got. She. I don't know if she got tattoos now, but if that's what she wanted. My son. No, that's it, bro. Don't. Hey. Don't you get no tattoo before you get to. Hey. Once you get. Once you get 18 and you get on you in college, right? And you out, moms, do what you want to do. Have at it. Get your whole body tatted. That's your Money, that's your body. You want to look a damn fool, have at it. But you not going to do that in my house. That's not going to happen. No, no. She stayed with me her junior senior high school. She stayed with me. No, man. And hey, I took care that. She wasn't gonna get pregnant. I was gonna be. I wasn't gonna be no 40 y old. No. Hell, how would it be, Kayla? No. I've been to be no 20, no 43, 44 year old granddad. That ain't. That wasn't happening, so. Right. Like I said. But I think the thing is, Ocho, my kids know how I am. We got great relationships now. They understand how I am. My dad. Dad don't play. He very serious. We don't joke. I didn't play pillow fight with my kids. I ain't do no water fighting with no water balloon or none of that stuff I'm caring about. Hey, we don't. I don't play like that. You laughing. Don't you. I don't play like that. Hey, hey, boy, you was over there running the household like the Green Mile, boy. Man, Ocho, the kids be trying me, man. They'd be trying their parents and their parents be. Let them get away with that stuff. Oh, man. Hell no. Hey, hey. Could you imagine if I was your child growing up while you were a. Hey, boy, look here, boy. Hey, I. Hey, like my grandma said. My grandma used to tell me all the time, boy, don't make me hurt you. I would have gave you hell, boy. First of all, like, like the thing. The thing I was really worried about with the kid, my daughter's obviously pregnancy. But my son like, bro, look here, man, he back up. His mom called me. I said, play. Put him on the phone. Yeah, I was like, really, dude, you got your mom calling. Your mom calling me. What did you say? What did you do? I said, Keith. I said, boy, Keith, don't make me come home. Don't make me come home and hurt you bad. Look here, man. Hell no. Hey, I. I got. I got lucky on that end, boy. I got lucky on it. As far as the kids, obviously, it's a huge testament to mamas. None of their mama play that. You know what I'm talking about, man? Don't. Don't play. Well, no, you can't. Remember back in the day. Remember back in the day, how we get tore up? Yeah, they mamas like that. Yeah. We never had no issues. They ain't had no problems. Like maybe. Maybe once. That's it. Yeah, man. Mamas don't play. Nathaniel, I always told the kids, the way you behave with me, that same way with your mom. If your mom tell you one time to do something, I don't tell y'all twice. The first time, thunder. The second time, lightning. You don't want that lightning, right? I'm not fitting to go, hey, didn't I tell y'all to stop that? Didn't I tell y'all to take that trash out? Did, right? I told my daughter saying, look here, I need you to watch run these dishes and. And once the dishwasher is done with them, I need you to dry them and put them up. Yeah, one time. I told her one time, Ocho, I got up. That's when I was eating around the clock. Every two and a half hours, I was eating around the clock. Yeah. I got up, dishwasher beeping. I was like. But it was beeping. It didn't really dawn on me. I was like, what's that beeping? I open a dish about 3 o'clock in the morning. I walk right upstairs. Come on, you ain't wake the girl up at no 3 o'clock in the morning? I know. Dishes. When you see her. When you see her, ask her. Oh, I would have ran. Hey, I would have ran away from you, boy. I would have ran away from home. I would have ran away from home. Because you could have. You could have. You could have waited till early in the morning before I had to go to school. I told her I have to have them dishes dry and put up before we went to bed. At 9:00. Before I went to bed. Now, hey, if I. If I'd have told. If I'd have told her the a. There's a. There's a pile of money. She remember that. Okay, all right. I said, okay, y'all. Y'all play, okay. We playing now. That's what we own. I don't know. Hey, I don't. That's why. That's why the problem is, Ocho, I don't believe I could. I can be a parent right now in. In today's society, right? Because of the kids. I don't. I don't. I don't tolerate disrespect for my kids. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Under no circumstances don't you raise your boy. I wish my kids would have ever raised their voice at me. I wish they'd ever slammed the door in my house, right? Boy, please. I'd have totally with their ass, man. I don't play like that, man. We all have experience paying extra fees. Like the one time I had a layover in Salt Lake City, they canceled my flight and I had to buy another plane ticket just to make it home. When we're trying to make progress, life's curveballs often feel like taking one step forward and two steps backwards. 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Ocho Michael responded to comments on his podcast today. He tweeted lol, I want to do people hate my podcast because it's actually good? Or do people hate it because it's bad? Because hella people in the NBA and NFL have podcasts and no one has a problem. Yeah, I look at Ocho, I'll be I'll beat you the F up if you stop your podcast. You have a voice and a platform. Use it or deal with the consequences. From me. Listen, I like it. I like the podcast. I like the era that we're in. Obviously the national media was in control of the narrative and the perception of athletes. I like the fact that athletes now have a voice. They cut the middleman out. Yes, they cut the middleman. And I like the fact that I don't think it gets in the way. I don't think it's a distraction. Because when it's time to play the game of football and that whistle blows, everything on the outside of that, it doesn't matter. You don't see it. We don't see it. I don't know how other people operate where they allow things on the outside to affect them. When it's time to play football. That's just not me. And I look at Michael Parsons as one of those type of individuals who plays it the highest level and is really good in what I call a press situation, wearing that star on his helmet and he always showed up to the occasion. Now at times he might say things he shouldn't say because it puts pressure on everybody else around him. Well, they have to. They have to show up to the party for some of the things he says. But other than that, man, talk your talk. People want to hear about it. You know, everybody else is, hush, hush. Everybody else, quiet. You know, you have a game, you have a good game, you have a bad game. He doesn't hide. No, he talk. He talk when he win, he talk when they lose. I think more fans should embrace that. I agree with JoJo. I just think the thing is, bro, the only problem I got with Micah is that he talks so positive about everybody else players, but he doesn't talk positive about his own quarterback. He's hyping Joe Burrow. Joe Burrow should have been the mvp. Joe Burrow. Joe Burrow. Joe Burrow. He was basing off statistics, though, huh? All I know is that when he said top 10 quarterbacks, his quarterback wasn't one of them. So let me ask you a question. If they ask ochocinko a top 10 quarterback, even if Carson isn't one of them, you leave him out. No, you're not. No, no. He gonna be in there regardless. No, thank you. He gonna be in there. That's all I'm saying. And then, obviously, I don't think Michael was probably thinking about it like that. Obviously, when the question was asked, you know, he was just, you know, just rambling off what he thought, who he felt his top 10 were, and not putting dak in it. Probably. It should have dawned on him, we talking about a defensive player. I'm an offensive player. So the first thing I'm a name is obviously my quarterback who's responsible for my success. I agree. Now, if it was CD Lamb who was asked that same question, guess who gonna be in that top 10 and probably gonna be the first quarterback. He says, ask me who the best safety was. Steve Atwater. Yeah, I'm taking my guys. They're like, yeah, this is. No, hey, there's been. God, they're great guys. Yeah. But I'm saying I won championship. Those guys ain't winning no championship. You're not gonna win no championship with Joe Burrow unless you get traded there. It's gonna be that I'm always gonna put my guy up. Right, right, right. I'm always. I'm always gonna praise my dog. I don't give a damn if he can't. Can't do nothing but sit on the porch. That's my dog, though. So I don't care if your dog can dial the phone. That ain't got nothing to do with me. That's not my dog. My dog lazy, but that's mine. So I'm always gonna hype up. I'm gonna hype up my guy. But look he has a way of doing things. I think the thing is, he's gonna learn. It's trial and error when you talk as much as we talk. And I tell people this all the time. When you talk for a living, you're going to make some mistakes. You're gonna say. Because sometimes you're talking faster than your brain is processing it. Yeah. So you go to. Yay. Sometimes you go open your mouth and the toe going to pop out because you got your foot in your mouth. It happens, Ocho. Yeah. Think about how much I talk for Nightcap. I got. I got two shows of espn, I got five shows of Nightcap. I got Club Shay Shay. Yeah. It's going to happen. You know, people ask me all the time, say, man, how you don't lose your voice, because when I go home, I don't talk. And this is one thing about Michael Parsons having a podcast, too, is I know what I know what I get on the field from him on Sundays. Quarter one, quarter two, quarter three, quarter four, I know what I get. Ain't no question about it. I can close my eyes, I can tell you what he gonna do. It don't matter who he playing. So he gets a little leeway in that manner. Now, everybody else, if you ain't out there on the goddamn field and you ain't doing nothing, there's no reason for you to be talking after the game or having podcasts in the first place because you ain't doing your job. And you do your job on Sunday. What is there for you to talk about? Right? So it's different. All 32 teams attended the HBCU combine. We can't make an NFL team grab HBCU players or pick them, but you can show what their abilities are. It's four or five of these guys, to me, that can be in this league. I agree. No, we're not. We're not saying, look, but if you don't see. If you don't see them, obviously, Ocho scouts had to come see what Savannah State had to offer. I mean, they came and they tested. As my junior year, they came and looked. We had a couple of guys, like, we had a guy named Bobby Curtis, and he was outstanding. And so, you know, they would come down and obviously would something, you know, you hear about, hey, man, this guy might go to the NFL. Some scouts gonna be there. We played Central Florida and, you know, we play teams like that play Georgia Southern. Okay, scout's gonna be there. Oh, I'm gonna shine. You might come there looking for somebody, but I guarantee you when you leave, you're gonna ask, who that number two. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Bill, that number two. Hey, he a sophomore, okay? And that's one thing I always say, the eye in the sky don't lie. A lot of players, they always focus on going to the right school, you know, going to the PWIs. And listen, it don't matter where you go, because when the scouts turn on the film, all you got to do is pop out on. Pop out on tape. If you really who you think you are, it don't matter where you go. It's what you do. When you get there, they will find you. You can play football with the Sisters of the north in Alaska. When they turn the film on and they see that certain number that's always active and popping out on film, it's easy to stand out. If everybody wearing white and there's one person in black, you're going to be able to notice it right away. When you turn on the film, they will notice you. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Hey, I tell you what. But you don't know what number my number is. Go watch Savannah State. I guarantee you, at the end of the game, like, man, who is that number two? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And matter of fact. And if you do. If you do. If you do go to smaller schools and you don't pop out on film there, then what you gonna do when you had a bigger school? Yes. Come on, now. If you really. Who you think you are, man. Man, don't get me started. I'm not here to preach. It ain't Sunday. But that's how I was. I was always. I always wanted to show out, show up. Ocho. Cause I remember we had Ocho. We used to have. Hold on, what they call them. Jamboree. You know, the jab. Did y'all have jamborees? We had jamboree in high school at Mylanta Stadium, at my Lander. Yes. So you play one team for a half, and then you play another team for a half, and then that team will play that other team for a half. So we had those. And so we had a spring. My senior year, my junior year, we had a spring game, and we had this player, and Coach was like, Coach hall was gonna put us all on the team together and stack the team to make sure. I said, nah, I wanna be on the other team, right? Because I knew all the scouts, Clemson, Georgia, South Carolina, all the scouts were gonna be there. A graveyard had to show up. Ocho. Nothing. No, sir. Yeah. No, sir. They're cutting up. No, sir. I paid on him. Graveyard with everybody. Oh, Joe, I'm telling you, when I left the field, there were bodies everywhere. That's like graveyard was here. Those are the good old days. I miss those. Oh, Joe. Yeah. Drake may have lost the beef to Kendrick, but he has certainly not lost his charity. A couple of videos have surfaced from his shows in Sydney. First, he noticed a pregnant woman in the mosh pit. Let's check out the video. I saw a sign that somebody said.
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They were 20 weeks pregnant.
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In the pit. Get your ass out of the pit. Yes.
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Are you 20 weeks pregnant? Get out of the pit. Get out of there.
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Get the camera on her. Get that baby out of the pit asap. Come here, girl.
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Yo, gravity, get her some VIP tickets immediately at, like, $30,000.
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Stop going in the pit. What the is wrong with y'all? Love that. Who brings a baby to a mosh pit? I love that. I love it. They can't make me hate that dude. I don't care. I don't hate him. Yeah. Hey, listen, that's dope. That's real dope. Obviously understanding the. The dangers of being in the mosh pit, especially depending on what song he plays. Having the baby out there not really healthy because the people around you ain't really paying attention and really don't care that you. That you pregnant. And, oh, listen, and to add the cherry on top, he offered 30,000. And one thing if you know by Drake. Oh, yeah, he. He gonna. He gonna take care of you now. He's a generous individual. Yes. Yeah, that's. That's lie. That was. I like that, Ocho. And then Drake did this. Oh, another one.
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I like this song right here. He says rock, rock, paper, scissors to buy his dad a birthday card.
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You ready? You ready to get him on camera, though?
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Oh, wait.
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You gotta put one camera on him and one camera on me.
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Be doing rock, paper, scissors to buy your dad a birthday card. Think about it. Oh, this is my game boy.
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You ready?
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One, two, three.
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You lost. I'll give you one more. Think about it.
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Think about it. One, two, three.
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O.
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Tied it up. One, two, three. Oh, tied it up.
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One, two, three. You lost again.
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Yeah.
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Play the. Play the noise where you loses. I'm still going to give you that.
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$20,000 so you can buy your D.
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Don't have to with me on Rock, Paper Scissors, though. I will win. All right, one more, one more. Hey, that's live, man. Listen, it's one thing to put on a concert to get out There and perform, sing, and then leave. But to be able to have those moments, we able to engage with the crowd and become one with them where it's relatable. That's why he's as big as he is. That's why so many people can relate to him and his music. Because you do stuff like that. Everybody don't do that. Ocho. A man came to a nail salon to get a refund for his girl's $400 nails. The only problem is they were only $80. The girlfriend fleeced him for 320. Ocho, watch this video. But that's a good one. Are you Claudia? Yeah. I came in to get like a refund or like, because my girl, she came in earlier and she got some 400 nails and she was talking about something. You were holding her hostage. I'm about to call the cops. I get like, she gets home and, bro, it's just some lines at the top. That's not. That's not no 400.
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Well, first off, I haven't done 400 nails today. So I. I just want to make that. I haven't done 400 nails today.
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What's your.
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What's your girlfriend's name?
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Her name's Stacy.
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She had an 8 o'clock appointment in the morning today. I want to show you her result because I don't want. I don't want any drama, no bs because this is something you have to figure out. But her nails were only 80 today.
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Look, look.
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Here's her. Here's result. It was only $80.
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Oh, my words.
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I haven't done no 400 nails today, dude. So nobody was holding anybody hostage or calling the police or anything like that. So you're going to have to go figure it out with her. But I haven't done no $400 nails.
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Oh, and I think she lies. Me. I'm not talking.
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No, she definitely lies to you. Oh, she scammed you, bro. But I'm not, I'm not the scammer here. It's your girlfriend, so you better go figure it out.
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Thank you. Yep. All right. Well, hey, you know what? Hell, that's his fault, huh? Yeah, that's. That's his fault. Now listen, listen, as. As a. As a boyfriend, you supposed to know how much maintenance costs for the woman you're dealing with. You got to have some type of background, some type of. Some type of knowledge of nails, hair, lashes, wigs, coloring, you know, sew, ins. You got. You got to know all that stuff, you know? So he's not. He's not sharp. And he's not detailed in knowing what his women likes and how much the things cost that she needs for upkeep. $400. You know better than that. You should know better than that. Yeah, that's like. I do nails. Huh? I do lashes, you know? No, I do eyebrows. I thread, you know, I do individuals. I do strips. Like, I'm like. I do my daughter. I do my daughter's makeup. You. You hear me? So you got to know that stuff, man, he tripping. Like, he don't. He don't really need to have no girlfriend. I'm just being honest because that's stuff you supposed to know. If your girl asks you, I need 400 to get my nails done. You supposed to look at her. Are you okay? Are you okay? Because you think I don't know no better. You ain't gonna. Man, stop. Most guys, they gonna take the. I mean, you take your woman. I mean, if you don't. If you, If. If she tell you a certain number, you don't believe it. Well, you probably need to move on. Yeah. Or what she can do is instead of lying about it, because she'll lie about that. If she lied about something that small, right? She lied about something big. And that's my point. If you don't trust her to tell you that the money that what it costs for to get the nails. What else you don't trust her about? You need to move on. It's really that simple. As a matter of fact, what she did with the rest of the money anyway, Might have spent it on a side dude, probably. Let me stop that. I don't know what she did with it. Don't you. I don't. I don't know. Maybe she went got. Maybe she went and got her makeup done. Maybe she went and got, you know, got another service provided for with that extra money. I. I don't know. Look, if. If you tell me, Shannon, I need X amount of dollars for my hair. Hey, Shannon, I need this and this. Okay? I'm gonna give it to you. I. Man, look here. If I gotta. If every time you ask me for something and if I gotta worry about it, if I'm giving it to you and you doing what you say, that ain't got nothing to do with me. Right? Okay. I ain't gonna lie to you. Okay. I can't even worry about it. Yeah, I, I understand what you mean, but just the fact that I'm, I'm, I'm. I'm well versed in, in. I have Expertise in all those areas. When it comes to the upkeep and understanding the prices and how they range, you know, varied on what it is you're trying to get. Yeah, that ain't gonna work. You ain't gonna pull the wool over my eyes. I know what everything costs. Everything from high end to low end. So how you want to play the game? As a matter of fact, you really can't get no money out of me anyway because half your upkeep. I know how to do it anyway. I don't care if a woman does know how to do my upkeep. She ain't cutting no hair. Hey, you all right? I need my lashes done. Well, come on over here and lay down. What you want? Hybrid, classic, mega volume? What you need? Come on. Come on, lay down. Would you want strips? If you in a hurry, I give you some strips real quick. Hell, I give you individuals. Play with me if you want to talk about. I need 300, man. Get out my face. No, I mean, that's. I am. All right, look, I. I ain't got time. You say, hey, I need. I need X amount for my hair. I need X amount for this. Okay? I need X amount to get my car fixed. Okay, fine. I'm gonna take your word for it. Just be careful now. Yeah. Cause what? Once you break my trust. Oh, yeah. It's a rap. It's a wrap. It's done. A matter of fact, you know what? I'm. Leave it alone where that. I'm leaving. I ain't. I ain't gonna say it. I ain't gonna say it. Leave it alone. Yeah, it's. It is what it is, man. Like I said, I'll be. Look, sometimes. I don't know. Sometimes people take it, take advantage of your kindness or your generosity, whatever the case may be. And, you know, it is what it is, Ocho. Yeah, man. Yeah. It's a situation where, you know, you're like, damn. Just be honest. If the nails cost 400, they cost 400. If they cost 200, they cost 200. If they cost 100, they cost 100. I'm thinking, Ocho, it's hard for me to see a scenario because, hell, I get my nails done once a week, and I, you know, it's at least 110. I mean, sometimes it's like one. I mean, some places, it's give or take. When I go to Atlanta, it's 140. The lady I did. Tasha. Hey, Tasha, I know you watching. Hers was 165, lady here in five Min Vegas, they 110. That's what it is. So it's hard for me to see a scenario that especially women get like, I think what they call them jails. Acrylic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. It's hard for me to see a scenario where they. They're not gonna be. They're gonna be at least what, a 150? How about jail now cost chat you about. You about right. You right up there. Yeah, it can get a little bit more expensive. Now you talking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I should go. I got a. A friend of mine, she does. She does nails. I should have hit up if I knew we was just gonna be talking. Ask how much she charged, man. She probably tried to break people out. She probably charging 2, $300. Cause, you know, she like. She's. She's like an artist. So she can draw stuff on the nails and stuff like that. And I get that. So, you know, you taking that kind of time. I get it. Somebody say 195, $1500. For what? Ain't no nails cost no $1500, y'all. If y'all man get y'all $1500. Hey, Ocho, I don't want to say Nothing but Laker J1 and Brian had a faulty piece.
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Woo.
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He brought a faulty ball. But who they play? Who they played? Portland. And you gotta realize he just played 37, 38 minutes last night. Followed up. But a back to back. Hold on. And with a B ball. Portland ain't that good, huh? Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You just tell me all the time in football you play who you play. That was you talking about, you gotta play. I know, I know, I know. And matter of fact, you know, it's LeBron anyway, though. Cause he. He can score 40 on any given night against anybody. So I take that. Yeah, you know, I take that back. I apologize. I apologize. The man got his age. The man got his age. Yeah, he. He like that. He won the ones now. Baldy ball. And he should be. He should be all NBA in year 22. I mean, rightfully so. Rightfully so. I don't think nobody gonna argue that like that Bald man DLO say. That's my. That's what I be listening to. That's what I be on. Are you. Are you listening to Boss man dlo? Yeah. Okay. It's a new album. I. I don't know. I'm not sure. I don't know if you're in the R B or not. I just. As a young. A young bull, man. That somebody put me onto earlier, had an album came out. I'm not sure when it came out. His name is Leon Thomas. I don't know. I don't know how I'm not familiar. Hey, listen, I wasn't familiar either, but I'm familiar with him now. Okay. Leon Thomas. You know, it's. It's some good. Some. I don't even know what genre music you know, it would category. It would go under. But unk, man, I've been listening to him all day long. All day long. All day long. I guarantee you'll like it. I guarantee you. Luca didn't play tonight ojo so they're gonna have to find a way to play together because it's not gonna be like, okay, Luca, you take the night off. Lebron, you got it? LeBron, you take the knife off. Okay, Luke, you got it. They're gonna have to find Austin Reeves had 32. I mean, look ar a a hillbilly Kobe. Oh, he gonna get at work. I believe he's gonna be what you call him. He'll Billy Kobe. I believe. I believe Austin Reeves have the skill set to be. To be an all star. He that good? He that good, man. And you watch him as a rookie and you watch his second year, you watch his third year, you man. So that's why, if you think about it, he wanted the guys that they not getting off of. They not getting off of Austin Reaves. Right? They not. Nor should they. Hey, he like that. I like it.
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All right, Ocho, now it's time to get to our final segment of the evening. Q A. All right, Ocho, in honor of your struggling hairline. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who are your top five most influential bald guys of all time? Michael Jordan. Stone cold Steve Austin. DMX Diamond Hounsou. Mr. Marcus. I'm gonna start with Mr. Marcus first. I don't know. Who the hell is Mr. Marcus? I mean, he's an influencer. Oh, he. Hold on, hold on. He's a horizontal influencer. Yeah, yeah. I mean, Michael Jordan, obviously he goes in that category. Kojak, Tell us some. Tell us about us. Kojak is a good one. That's a good one. What about the Rock? The Rock would be a good one, Right?
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Yeah, for sure. Jaime and Honsu. Give us free. Give, give us pain. What movie was that? Amazon? Amistad. That's right. That's right. Tupac. Yep. Pac. Pac had a full. Full head of hair too. Now, remember he had. He had the. The high top fade and. And juice. Yeah. Most people. Most people know him from. From broke the ball. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I can see. Yeah. Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan made Michael Jordan. People get hair would grow. They thought, bro, just how you cut your hair ball. That don't mean you could jump like Michael Jordan. You should live your ish alone. Yeah. Yeah. Mike would probably be one like Kojak was really the first black. Hey, Lou. Gossip Jr. Oh, that's a good one. I don't think I'll have Lou Donson Jr. Ever had hair. I don't know. Yule Brenner. Yule Brenner's before your time. Famous actor. What football player would be ball Ocho and be ball? Is there a football player that. That's ball like? Only one I can think of is Otis Sistrunk. I know you don't remember Otis. This girl he played with the raiders in the 70s. Yeah. I don't really know. Everybody got goddamn hell or dreads. Yeah. Some kind of something. I guess they just say, oh, X Man. Xavier McDaniel. Shaq. Yeah, Shaq is a good one. Yeah. Cause I don't think. Did Shaq have. I think Shaq might have had hair his freshman year at lsu maybe. I love fade. Your boy Tio, he got T. T got a T. T got a ball. T. T got a ball. Tiki and Roddy Barber. Tyra said, what's up? Uncan? Ocho, is there a real chance that Luka don't sign the extension with the Lakers? No, you never say never, but never say never. Ocho. Yeah, I'll say never. He ain't going nowhere. These people over here talking about Jada Pickett, Kevin Dover Jr. My question, who is that? Who is a basketball player that made the hall of Fame but didn't win a ring? A bunch of them. Patrick Ewing, Carl Malone, Charles Barkley. A bunch of. Yeah, a bunch of guys. A lot of them. Elgin Baylor. Elgin Baylor retired the year and the next year. That year, the Lakers won the championship. Yeah, there have been plenty of people that met basketball players that. That's in the hall but didn't win a ring? Isaiah Lancaster, Uncanocho, Amon Ross. St. Brown said healthy Lions would beat the Eagles. Who would you take if they played opening night different, if they played last year, they're healthy. I still take the Eagles. I think the Eagles were the best team. I said that about week nine, week ten, that. That I thought based on what I've seen in totality that there might be somebody that had a better offense, somebody might be better on defense, and somebody might have better special teams. But if I combine all those ingredients, I thought the Eagles had the best team, Ocho. Yeah. And so if they play, it's different. It's like, well, if they play open tonight, Ocho, it ain't got the same juice, bro. Right. The playoff juice. Even opening night juice ain't playoff juice. And it definitely ain't NFC championship game or super bowl juice. But I would, I would take, I would take, I would take the Eagles. If they played this past season in the playoffs and they in boutique, I would take the Eagles. Says also, do you see a blockbuster trade in the NFL taking place in future as big as Luka and Ad? I mean we've never seen. You don't see 25 year olds get traded that don't want to get traded. It won't happen. Now equivalent probably would have been desean, but there were some extenuating circumstances that went along with that. Right. But no, I do not see that trade, a trade, a comparable trade unless you see Patrick Mahomes get traded or Joe Burrow get traded, Josh Allen get traded. But none of that, none of that will happen for another decade. Yeah. Now if you see Miles Garrett, but Myles Garrett wants to be traded. Miles Grant wants to leave. Yeah. If somebody would have traded LT in his prime. Okay. If somebody, you know what I'm saying? Don't choke. Trade a prime in his prime. Trader Jerry, you know, comp. Okay, yeah. But nah, I don't see that happening. Hustle said, oh, bet you a hundred dollars. Okay, so he wins the championship if healthy. Shannon, I'll give you a hundred dollar super chat if they don't SGA gonna win MVP too. Bet I got SGA winning mvp. I got that. I got OKC now winning the title. Stephen G said, question for do you think Mahomes will retire only playing for Kansas City? And Ocho, has anyone else route running brought you to tears like Devonte Adams? Woo boy. I mean you think about it, Ocho. Think about in the last 20 years, two of the historically great quarterbacks in the history of the game, Peyton Manning and Tom Brady did not finish their careers with the team that drafted them. Right. Joe Montana did not finish his team. We drafted him. Joe Namath, Johnny Unitus did not finish the careers with the team that drafted him. I say 85% or it can get to a point where he retires before it even Gets to the point where they have opportunity to let him go. Okay. Or to say, we no longer want your services. But let me ask you this. Does he retire because he doesn't want to do it anymore, or he tired because his skills are diminishing? With the kind of money he's making, I think he does it when his skills are diminishing and he just can't do it anymore. Samuel Griffin said, hey, Uncle Nocho, if podcasts were a thing during your playing days, which of your former teammates would have been the best podcast host? Me and Burns. Shoot. I'm trying to think. Should meet me. Probably me and tj. Yeah, me and TJ Would have been cool. Yeah. And then if I was in Baltimore, it had probably been me, me and Sugar, you and Ray. It had been funny. Yep. Jada from Actor said, ocho, you see, young brother wanted to purchase a spirit. Are you going to partner up? Who want. No, I missed that one. I missed that one. Good. I missed that one. Hey, but listen, you talk about spirit, and you notice all these incidents happening, you know, the spirit ain't been in not man, one of them. Cause they grounded. I'm just. It's hard to accident when you park. I'm just. I'm just throwing that out there, you know? No, no disrespect to the other airlines, but we had one issue. Keep that in mind. That's for everybody in the chat, too. Keep that in mind. All right, chat. That concludes this episode of Nightcap, brought to you by Boost Mobile. Visit your nearest Boost Mobile store or boost mobile.com to join their nationwide 5G network today. Thank you, guys. Y'all know me. I'm your favorite unc. That guy. Liberty City legend, the Bingham ring of fame honoree, the Pro Bowler, the all Pro. That's Chad Ochocinko Johnson. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit that, like button and go subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed wherever you get your podcast from. 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