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ISO Joe Johnson
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
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ISO Joe Johnson
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ISO Joe Johnson
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They don't make me look bad now I got high.
ISO Joe Johnson
Got worse.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
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Uncle Ocho
Gosh, your boy I ain't so joke. Hey, ain't nothing like kicking some ass, boy.
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Uncle Ocho
Hey, y', all, Popping them roll sparks like they skittle.
ISO Joe Johnson
I put mine in my bowling ball. Don't be in the bowling ball like that right there, Joe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Watch how I leave my foot out there to the left.
ISO Joe Johnson
No, it's supposed to be straight ahead. Come on. Don't do that, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, y'.
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, they be cheating, man.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, look here, man. Y' all already know how we do it. Anytime there's a competition, it ain't no quiet. It ain't no sit down. It ain't no beast.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Still.
ISO Joe Johnson
So I don't know. I don't know why he thought that this was like a game. That you be quiet.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I see.
ISO Joe Johnson
I didn't.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I didn't know what to expect. But now that I know, when we get back out there, just know I'm gonna be on.
ISO Joe Johnson
Just know I'm gonna.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm finna turn it on. I don't want to hear nothing.
Uncle Ocho
Hey.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey.
Uncle Ocho
You late to the party, partner. My life been on. My life been on.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uncle Ocho
Joe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, hey, hey, hey. I ain't heard. I ain't chat. I've never heard Joe talk a day in my life, even when he was playing basketball. Now all of a sudden, he the biggest trash talk in the world.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, Chad. Hey. He's the biggest trash talk in the world, Chad.
Uncle Ocho
I told y'.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
All.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, look, they sent me out there. They sent me in the jungle. They ain't know I was gonna come back leading the pack. Ah.
ISO Joe Johnson
That. What do people say? His people say hey. To get him to open up like this outside of the house. I say what you don't say?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah. Hey, showing out.
Uncle Ocho
Listen, real talk, fellas. Real talk. Real talk. I'm not gonna lie to y'.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
All.
Uncle Ocho
I was so excited to get out the house. I hadn't been nowhere in six months. Okay, Ocho? I hadn't done that. I ain't outside of going to the gym, going to yoga back home, man, this. This leg had. Boy, gave me hell over the past six months. So when I finally got a chance to hang out.
ISO Joe Johnson
What?
Uncle Ocho
Yeah, I. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
It was a good.
Uncle Ocho
It was good time, fellas. Good time.
ISO Joe Johnson
No, that was great one. So the episode Nightcap Outside drops Tuesday at 7:00pm Pacific, 9:00pm Eastern. That's episode two of Nightcap Outside, dropped Tuesday at 7:00pm Pacific and 10:00pm Eastern. Man, this joker here, man. Joe bad. Ocho. Ocho. We just say Ocho. Ocho, Joe, Joe. Chad, he owned one. Yeah. I just want y' all to know he owned one. But his day coming.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, Chad, Y' all know I so love y', all, boy. Hey, we had a time, man.
ISO Joe Johnson
See, look what I'm saying, Ocho. You see what I'm talking about?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, he about to start up.
Uncle Ocho
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, listen, I can't wait to see it myself. I ain't gonna lie to you.
ISO Joe Johnson
Now, you hold up. This man been on TV for 20 years. Now. He can't wait to see himself.
Uncle Ocho
O. Hey, listen, listen, bro. We had a. We had a great time. Hey, look, I told, man. Hey, listen, y' all called me on A good day. Okay. I said. I just say I'll leave it at that. All right, y'.
ISO Joe Johnson
All.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, when we going back, man?
ISO Joe Johnson
Real soon. We about to get out here, March. We gonna get back outside.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
But what state. What state we gonna pick, though?
ISO Joe Johnson
I only. I don't even know. Wherever we could do some. Some shenanigans.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, okay. Okay. Hey, you know. You know, Houston, a nice place to.
ISO Joe Johnson
Man, there you go.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, hey, why y' all scared of Houston, man?
ISO Joe Johnson
What's scared? I ain't scared of Houston. I'm petrified.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, hey, Joe, Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
What?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Who in a right mind want to go to the Devil's playground willingly?
Uncle Ocho
Listen, hold on, hold on. Ocho, Ocho.
ISO Joe Johnson
Willingly.
Uncle Ocho
You remember. You remember what we talk about discipline, hard work and all?
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. Yes.
Uncle Ocho
Houston has great yoga studios. I know y' all ain't did no hot yoga. Y' all ain't into all that. Cool. But me, hey, man, Houston got a great yoga studio. They got great people out there. Hey, hey, it's gonna be a time, boy, different.
ISO Joe Johnson
A different type of stretching be going on, Joe. That's why I say I'm fire. I mean, I'm good. I'm good. I'm just saying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying to be like, hey, one. In and out, in and out. Oh, good.
Uncle Ocho
You. You don't want to have to fight that temptation they got around there.
ISO Joe Johnson
No, no, look.
Jacob Goldstein
Hey, you can.
ISO Joe Johnson
Look, as an addict, no matter what your addiction is, you got to fight that every single day. So I ain't. If I'm drinking, I ain't going in the bar. Hey, man, we going to the bar tonight. Nah, nah, nah, nah. I'm good. I'm good.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, Joe. That's the devil's playground, Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
If I absolutely have. If I have to go for work. I'm talking about, like, work, work, not no bull jab at y' all talking about. I'm talking about work, work.
Uncle Ocho
It is gonna be worse.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'll go. I'll go. There you go.
Uncle Ocho
It is gonna be worse.
ISO Joe Johnson
There you go.
Uncle Ocho
We gonna make it work.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Nah, there you go. We need to go somewhere, like, neutral, where they got yoga studios like. Like Iowa. Come on, North Dakota.
ISO Joe Johnson
Let's go to. Can we. Don't they got. Don't they got, like. Like Jamaica, Mexico? Can't you stretch on the beach or something? Don't they got classes on the beach?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah, do that in Tulum.
Uncle Ocho
Look, look, look. I lead the class, bro. We, you know, get a couple extras in there to kind of fill in.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
But, yeah, hey, matter of fact, hey, and also, if we do yoga, you know, I'm a Zumba instructor at Boxer down here in Miami on Wednesdays.
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Come on, Joe, look at my Instagram bio. I'm a Zumba instructor. Go to my Instagram real quick.
ISO Joe Johnson
Russia. Let's go to Czechoslovakia somewhere.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Nah, that's too far.
ISO Joe Johnson
Lithuania.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That's a long flight. That's a long flight. Hey, Joe, look him up. Bio Joe.
Uncle Ocho
All right, I'm gonna take you out.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. On Wednesday nights at Boxer at Boxer Gym. I have a Zumba class. I teach.
Uncle Ocho
You teach, man?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. Not. No, no, no. Bull job. That. That class right there alone. It. It helps me pay my. My card notes.
Uncle Ocho
I don't see no Zumba on here, but.
ISO Joe Johnson
What.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You Instagram?
Uncle Ocho
Yeah. Oh, it do say. It do say.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, I told you.
Uncle Ocho
It did say Zuma instructor.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, that's how you see. You see. You see. I'm six times last. You know, I do lashes esthetician, and I'm a Zoom instructor.
ISO Joe Johnson
Now we got Ocho. All the places, the amenities that they got there. Yeah, we can find them right here.
Uncle Ocho
Right?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Wait, where's right here?
ISO Joe Johnson
We can find them in Atlanta. We can find them in Miami.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay.
ISO Joe Johnson
We can find them in Vegas.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You know, they in Miami. You know, they in Vegas.
Jacob Goldstein
It just.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
It just depends on where we want to go.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, look, I'm. Look, I'm looking for a reason to go to either one. Miami, Vegas, it don't even matter.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, Come on. Come on. Hey, Joe. I'm right. Hey, Joe. It ain't number the hour flight now. Come on, now.
ISO Joe Johnson
You know, I think I got to come to my. I think I got to come to Miami in. In March or the beginning of April.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Well, come on.
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Holl at your boy, huh? You can stay. You can stay here at my place.
Uncle Ocho
You say he can't. He said he can't. He can't bring nobody with him, though.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, he ain't bringing nobody. Just coming just by himself.
Uncle Ocho
He might have this lady with him.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You bringing somebody with you? Huh?
ISO Joe Johnson
Those that know won't tell. Those that tell won't know.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I don't worry about it. You can get your hotel in. Yeah, I can't have no company.
ISO Joe Johnson
We family. Ain't no company. We family.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. Hey, man, listen. Now.
ISO Joe Johnson
Joe, man, check this out. Cavs general manager, former general manager David Griffin says LeBron benef.
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ISO Joe Johnson
Historically Bad Conference let's take a listen to what David Griffin had to say that's been of the current state of the Cavs. Well, you know, one of the things.
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ISO Joe Johnson
And all through those years we really knew the target is the Western Conference team.
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ISO Joe Johnson
There was nobody in the east who.
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Right.
ISO Joe Johnson
The east was the LeBron invitational for all of those years now. Yeah. And so the thing that I think people need to appreciate a little bit more is Kobe is doing what he's doing and this Cavs team with Donovan is trying to do what they're doing.
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ISO Joe Johnson
Competitive than what we had.
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ISO Joe Johnson
So you mean to tell me if I took LeBron James with the Eastern Conference, I have this constructed right now. So If I put LeBron James and I remove Donovan Mitchell from that cloud team last year, you mean to tell me they losing to the Pacers, David Griffin, you need to be. So if that's the case. So if that's the case, all I know is that when LeBron left, David Griffin hadn't been able to put a team together. I don't know why people want to take and we're going to talk about Ron Harper. What, what is it about this, man, that people feel they need to take shots at him, Joe, every chance they get. Nobody passes an opportunity to take a shot at LeBron. And I just want to know why.
Uncle Ocho
He's been great. He's been great for so long that it seems as though people just are starting to despise it for whatever reason. I know Griff. Griff was in Phoenix when I was in Phoenix. He was our day to day guy. I really know Griff and for him to say that obviously the Eastern Conference, it wasn't as strong as it is now, but for him to make it eight straight times, man, to the Finals, bro, like that's an accomplishment. Defeating itself.
ISO Joe Johnson
So look at what he had. Once you remove Kyrie, look at what he was going against. So now if you put a healthy Kyrie, a healthy Kevin Love, And a healthy LeBron James, you mean to tell me, and this is LeBron James, 27, 20, 16, 20, 15, 16, 17, 18. You put those healthy guys who beat them in the east right now.
Uncle Ocho
Nobody.
ISO Joe Johnson
The Celtics not beating them. Indiana not beating them. The Knicks not beating them. Toronto's not beating them. Miami's not beating them. Stop this notion, man. The man was so good, Golden State got him. With Kyrie injured and Kevin Love, when everybody was healthy, he chased him down from 3:1. He did such a. They knew Golden State say, we'll never be able to beat that man again. Let's go get the. Let's go get the third best player or top three player in the NBA currently. That's the only way nobody else can see him.
Uncle Ocho
I agree. I agree. If they didn't have kd, Braun will probably have another championship or two under his belt for sure.
ISO Joe Johnson
At least two.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah, for sure.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Damn.
Uncle Ocho
For sure. He was dominant. Hey, Ooh. Them finals performances he was putting on, man, against the Warriors. How many times they played against the warriors in the final three. I'm talking about if it wasn't for kd, them last two.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
Uncle Ocho
Cause his numbers were still like crazy.
ISO Joe Johnson
He averaged a 30 point triple double and there was two assists away from averaging another 30 point triple double.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
And the one they lost, he was 35, 13 and 9. And then he come back and average, what, 27, 11 and 8. He led every. Every. He led every player in points, rebounds, assists, lock shots and steals.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah, yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
I just don't know what. Look, if you want to. Whatever you want to say about LeBron, you can say this or that, but I don't know why people feel they need to take a shot at the man. Why? You benefited from it. You wouldn't even have a job. You got the job. Cause people thought you could do a good job. You. Because you had LeBron. And once you got had, LeBron went with you. You went to Orlando and you stayed about as long as Skippy did in the military. Skippy Devil went to the military because Skippy was peanut butter. So that's how long that mofo lasted in New Orleans. And he want to take a shot. So if that's the case, why weren't you able to put a team together without LeBron James? Just tell me that.
Uncle Ocho
101 oh.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
So it's only one chosen one. There's only one chosen one.
ISO Joe Johnson
So if that's the case, so. Oh, you know, it was, it was. Look at what he was going against. There was only a handful of times that he was the number one seed. He was getting to the finals as the fourth seed.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah, he.
ISO Joe Johnson
Joe's team. Your team won 60 games that year. I understand the Celtics were young, but look at what he was taking. So name another player. Name another player that could have got those Cavaliers team even in the east, out of the east until the NBA Finals, man.
Uncle Ocho
You know, ain't no but can't nobody. Couldn't nobody else done that. He was special on them Cavs teams, bro.
ISO Joe Johnson
Go back and that, man, from when he first got back to Cleveland. Those for that four year stretch. And I think he was. He was probably more efficient in Miami. He was more dominant the second time around in Cleveland.
Uncle Ocho
Oh, yeah, absolutely. Because he, he, he had to take the initiative to shoot a lot more than what he was, you know, normally, you know, normally used to being, you know, he ain't normally that aggressive offensively, but he knew he had to shoot at least 30 times almost. Uncle Ocho. He had to get them FGAs up in order for them to win, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
Uncle Ocho
And he, and he answered the call.
ISO Joe Johnson
I agreed. Larry Birdie reported, said he wouldn't trade with anybody from Cleveland. They said, well, why. He said them guys are not that good. He said they good cutting playing LeBron, but they're not that good. He said he got y' all fooled faking them guys are good. But if, if Kyrie. I believe if Kyrie and Kevin Love are healthy the first time, I don't think Golden State beat him then.
Uncle Ocho
Absolutely. When Kyrie blew his knee out.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Now. Yeah.
Uncle Ocho
That first go round.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. And remember, Kevin Love was already Turked because he had got his shoulder separated against Boston.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Is that.
Uncle Ocho
Is that the year Della Dover stepped up and he was playing.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uncle Ocho
He just didn't have.
ISO Joe Johnson
But you think about the year that, that they go seven games and he did what he did in Boston. Think about what he did to the Toronto. They named it lebron toe.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah, yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Indiana, man. People don't. I mean, I think the thing is, is that he's been so good for so long and no matter what you think of him, your best player was never this good this long.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Right.
ISO Joe Johnson
Whoever your, whoever your favorite player is, whomever. I don't have to mention any names. They were never this good this long.
Uncle Ocho
Right.
ISO Joe Johnson
And it rubs some people the wrong way, but I Just. There is no possible way I could take a shot at a man that helped me. He did more for me than I ever did for him. That I could take a shot at it, Joe. I just couldn't in good conscience.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah, I understand. I understand. I. I don't understand that neither Uncle Ocho and why he would take that shot at Braun or why any of these guys would take shots at him. Like I always say, bro, when he. When he. Dude decides to hang him up, he gonna be missed, bro. Everybody gonna miss him.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And they won't understand until he hangs him up. They won't understand how special he was until he's gone. Most of the time in life, you get used to something and you never understand its value until it's no longer there.
Uncle Ocho
Right? Absolutely.
ISO Joe Johnson
Ron Harper was asked whether he envisioned his son following his footsteps and playing in the NBA. Let's take a listen to what he had to say. This a vision you had. I'm not LeBron James. I'm not gonna tell my kids what they have to do.
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ISO Joe Johnson
And enjoy the game and whatever they can get back out.
Uncle Ocho
The ball game, we will take it.
ISO Joe Johnson
Once upon a time, I told him, whatever opportunity that you have, you should have a chance to play in the NBA. You see that? O, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Now, that's unnecessary.
ISO Joe Johnson
LeBron has already said that. Look, I want him to do whatever he wants to do. He ain't got to do nothing if he doesn't want to. He could be the CEO of my company. Nobody asked him that. So now LeBron told his kids, Y' all gotta play in the NBA, even though they know it's an uphill battle, because no matter what you're gonna get compared to your dad, your dad is historically. Your daughter is transcendently great.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. That's messed up. It's unfortunate.
ISO Joe Johnson
LeBron, do you realize it's easier for your kids to make it in the NBA than LeBron's?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Mm.
ISO Joe Johnson
Because we've seen. We. We've never seen. Think about it. Ken Griffey. Dad was a good player. He wasn't Junior. Bobby Barnes was a good player. He wasn't Barry. So Kareem got. Kareem got sons. Bron, Michael got sons. Name a historically great player that the kid was also historically great.
Uncle Ocho
That's tough, bro. That's tough.
ISO Joe Johnson
We've seen a lot of guys that dad was okay, and then the kids be superhuman. We've seen dads that been super great and the kids were okay. Yeah, that's okay. You think? God, for the Bless you. He's so he fit to give you. In other words, he's about to give you LeBron. And then turn around, and LeBron's son gonna be Jason Tatum or Peyton Manning or Tom Brady.
Uncle Ocho
Right.
ISO Joe Johnson
Or David or Aaron Judge. Come on, people.
Uncle Ocho
Damn.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. Why did you think, did you think your son LeBron on your mind? They asked you about your kids, and do you take it to LeBron?
Uncle Ocho
He, he was holding that one. He was holding that one. He been, he been holding that one. He been holding out. Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
I mean, somebody ask you so. Hey, somebody asked Ocho. Hey, Ojo, you, you thought your kids would play? Well, you know. Hey, my kid ain't, you know, he, he ain't like Jerry. You know Jerry. Right. You know Jerry make his kid. Ain't nobody ask you about Jerry. They ask you about your kids, not somebody else's kids, right?
Uncle Ocho
Oh, Lord.
ISO Joe Johnson
I just don't know why, why people. I mean, did you see, did you see the reactions these kids had?
Uncle Ocho
That's what I was gonna say. You see how they put their head down there?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. Hey, it come with the territory, huh? Hey, LeBron used to it by now.
ISO Joe Johnson
They asked Dale Carrey about his boys. He don't mention any other fathers. He say, hey, you know, Steph mainly, you know, they would come to, they come to practice and they do stuff like that. And Vince and guys would talk about how, you know, they'd be out there shooting and playing one on one with Steph. He don't mention anybody else because they ask him about his, his kids. Yeah, his kids ain't got nothing to do with anybody else. And their kids. There are other kids that, that, that maybe that was on the team, on his team that have, that have sons that play in the NBA. Yeah, but I just don't, I don't, I don't get that. I, I don't. Hey, maybe they, it ain't for me to understand.
Uncle Ocho
I don't know. I think maybe, you know, he's probably just explained. He's probably what he was trying to get to is that, you know, he didn't have to push any buttons or make any calls to get his sons drafted because, you know, maybe he feel like they really, really got game. Ocho, the boys can play.
ISO Joe Johnson
They can play, but, But I, I, I don't think LeBron James said, Bronnie, I don't either. You gotta play.
Uncle Ocho
I don't either. Nah, I don't either. I think he just supported him in a way that maybe nobody has ever seen before.
ISO Joe Johnson
That's what you do if you have access. Oo if one of your kids wanted to play football, okay, I'mma support you.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm gonna get you a strength and conditioning coach. I'm gonna get you somebody that can teach you all the ins and out. You. Maybe they don't play the position that you play.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Right.
ISO Joe Johnson
So I would get you somebody that knows how to teach a DB skills or tight end skills or quarterback or whatever position you want to play. I have the means.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Right.
ISO Joe Johnson
I mean, there are a lot of people that have means. I mean, LeBron James ain't got the only kids. The only boys.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
That didn't follow in their son's footsteps and have they have access to the resources to get personal shifts and training and physio and all that. He wanted to do that. He said he wanted to chart his own path. And. And a lot of guy. And a lot of kids, do they understand who their dad is?
Uncle Ocho
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
But I want to make a name for myself.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, a lot of pressure comes behind. Yeah, a lot of pressure come behind that, bro.
Uncle Ocho
Hey. And growing up in that environment since he was a kid, you know, Brown was just coming into the NBA, so he was raised in this environment. You know what I mean? Like, been in the gym his whole life.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yes.
Uncle Ocho
Been in the gym his whole life, man. Working on his game, carving out his craft. Like. I don't know. I. I like Bronnie, man. I think Bronnie got some talent. I think the only thing when I watch him play Uncle Ocho, you know, he just, he. He has to have a swag and a sense of confidence about himself when he's out there on the court. He has to. He has to go out there knowing that he's one of the best guys, that he's one of the best out of the 10 guys out there on the floor. He has to go out there and play like this. I think he got the tools on Ocho. He has elite athleticism. He can shoot, he can defend. He just got to believe he wanted the best, right? Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. You look and you know how it is. I knew guys were going to attack me because of my brother. My brother's in the league. Okay, let me see how good you are. Well, your dad's in the league. Let me see. I might not get your dad, but I'm gonna take it out on you. I've always had that guys could. They couldn't. They didn't. My brother's three years older than me, so they couldn't gonna fight him. So they tried to pick on me. I ain't the one I gotta fight in the basketball game. Dude tried to punk me outside or.
Uncle Ocho
Really?
ISO Joe Johnson
No, we're in the gym. They playing basketball in a real actual game. You know, he can't beat my brother. Him. My brother in the same grade. Yeah, he can't. He pick. He picking on me.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay. What you did to him. What you did to him, huh?
ISO Joe Johnson
Tina Gibson, she told my sister story about a year ago. Tina don't tell that story. I'm gonna tell it now. So she was out there. What is. She saw B. Gordon. She put. He pushed me. I ain't gonna. It's a game going on.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Man.
ISO Joe Johnson
Tina Holland on the little shark. Hit that C word. You know what black people call white people in the south, right?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
It seemed like it was from God lips to my ears.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, uncle, you hear him?
ISO Joe Johnson
Huh? They stopped the game and everything.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay, okay. That's my dog.
ISO Joe Johnson
Nah, hey. Nah, nah, nah.
Uncle Ocho
Right?
ISO Joe Johnson
Sharma, he was. He was. He was by the little shop. He was picking. He was trying to start something with him. Yeah, I saw the whole thing. I don't know if they saw the whole thing, but they just. Hey, I sure did.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay.
ISO Joe Johnson
Okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
My unc was out there throwing them things.
ISO Joe Johnson
I just. I just swung on him. I just. Hey, I see. Hey. My grandma used to always say, boy, somebody do something to you, you hit him as hard as God will let you. Yeah, I had in me.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And I bet. I bet he. I bet he try you no more.
ISO Joe Johnson
I bet he didn't either. I bet he tried no more. That's my dog.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That's what I'm talking about.
ISO Joe Johnson
I didn't try it. No, I ain't the one. Now, listen, you ain't gonna get no reputation on me. I take a L. But I tell you what. I bet you don't want to do it again.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
See, this is what we need to do. Now, the next time we get somebody on the outside that talk crazy like that, when it come to us about this, this duo, this trio, we need to. We need to, you know, Come on.
ISO Joe Johnson
Nah, but the thing is, Ocho, in that situation.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Trying to log into our algorithm, you know? What algorithm?
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I got you. I got you.
ISO Joe Johnson
That's why we don't. That's why we don't address anything anymore.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Sometimes they try to manufacture beast to go back and forth. Nah, I'm very mindful. My audience is our audience. We not gonna lend their ear to somebody else.
Uncle Ocho
Right, right, okay, okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You right, you right, you right, you right. I forgot about that. I forgot about that.
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ISO Joe Johnson
Jaylen Brown says he's toyed with the idea of competing in combat sports once his professional basketball career is finished. Brown told reporters that he's even talked to Dana White, adding. To be honest, I've toyed with this. I've talked to some people, maybe postpart career of my career. I love to partake in something like UFC or even boxing. There we go. Dana White about some stuff. But we'll see how things go on. We'll see.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I like that. Hey, Uncle Joe. Hey. The light bulb then went on. Ocho versus Jalen Brown. Ufc, boxing, however you want it.
Uncle Ocho
Not, no, ufc.
ISO Joe Johnson
No. Michael. Michael Westbrook did it. You remember. You know, you remember Michael Westbrook.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
He played with me, Uncle.
ISO Joe Johnson
Okay, okay, okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, no, he. He could fight for real.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Uncle Ocho
Hold on.
ISO Joe Johnson
No, no, no, no. He could fight for real.
Uncle Ocho
Did I see old school cat Herschel Walker? Am I right? Yeah, Herschel, he was out there in ufc, wasn't he?
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, but he. No, no, no. Michael Westbrook could really. No, Michael Westbrook could really, really fight. Joe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
He could go, boy. Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yes.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, he can go.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yes. I think Johnny Martin. Didn't Johnny Martin do ufc, too?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah, Johnny.
ISO Joe Johnson
He got.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
He got. Yeah, he got hurt. He got. He got knocked out. Yeah, Johnny got big as hell.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, but, but, but, but Brooke was always cut up.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, you were real Rip.
ISO Joe Johnson
Always. Joe. I'm talking about like six. Brooke probably about six, three. Probably about what, 215. 220. Ocho.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, I'm too. About Rip Shred.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm talking about carved out of granite.
Uncle Ocho
What?
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm talking about 8. Oh, he walked around probably with like 4,5 body fat.
Uncle Ocho
Boy. That's so hard to do, boy.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, boy played in Colorado, didn't he? Play the Colorado with Cordell?
ISO Joe Johnson
Yes, yes.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, he was with me.
ISO Joe Johnson
No, he. No, he was. Hey, if I'm jb, go to wwe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Nah, nah, jb. Come on. Come on.
ISO Joe Johnson
Let him watch your script.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
It's hard to get Ocho. It's hard to get started in that sport so late.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, that's all right.
ISO Joe Johnson
You got to be. You got to be able to. I mean, the wrestlers. I mean, guys that have been wrestling, guess what they wrestling, high school wrestling. Guys that you bjj. They've been doing that all their lives.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That's all right.
ISO Joe Johnson
Look at the joker's ear.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I' ma show. I'm showing the ropes. Let him come on down into that boxing ring.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, that will automatically put him at heavyweight, right? As. As 6, 6, 6, 7.
ISO Joe Johnson
How much do you. How much does he weigh? He probably. He probably. I mean, if he get down to 205, he could be a. A light heavy.
Uncle Ocho
I guarantee he weighed way more. Like, when I say way more, I guarantee you, J.B. probably about 2:20.
ISO Joe Johnson
Well, he better get down. He don't want to be. He don't want to deal with them heavyweights because they go up to 265 and they heavy handed. Boy, got he heavy handed. They heavy handed up there. They turn the lights out of a building. I don't know. Hey, man, that, that. Hey, that, that ufc.
Uncle Ocho
No, no, no, I'm telling you.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Try, tell, tell Uncle Joe. Tell Uncle Joe you met James Harden. He met.
ISO Joe Johnson
He.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
He was very nice and he knew your name. Serenity.
Uncle Ocho
Look cute.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, hey, you. You sure you don't want one more of these? Who?
ISO Joe Johnson
Joe?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Not talking about you.
ISO Joe Johnson
I said, oh, them things still swimming?
Uncle Ocho
You ain't snip snip over there?
ISO Joe Johnson
You know, I practice that. I just know I ain't gonna get back in the game. I practice.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, you gotta get. You gotta get you one more. She look just like her daddy, don't she?
Uncle Ocho
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
What they said?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Mommy. No, no, no, Mommy, no, Mommy. No, no, don't, no, no, don't. Don't mention Mommy. This is only Daddy.
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ISO Joe Johnson
Don't do that. Yeah, you know, hey, hey, I practiced, you know, I get a little practice, you know, a couple of practice rounds in a week, you know what I'm saying? But I. Hey, I already know I ain't gonna be on tour. You know what I'm saying?
Uncle Ocho
That's all you doing is practicing.
ISO Joe Johnson
That's it. That's it. That's it. NFL Players association report cards have a long fixture of the off season, with teens being assigned letter grades on various appearances, amenities, and organization aspects each year by the players union. However, the league's memo release Friday, the NFL announced it won a grievance against the NFL PA regarding report cards, with an arbitrator determining that the reports violated the collective bargaining agreement. Moving forward, the report cards as we know them have been stopped, as have public release of the NFL PA's grades. NFLPA later announced in a statement that they will continue to do the report cards with the players, but they'll keep those results away from the public. J.J. white responded, hold on. NFL won't let actual players grade workplace they attend every single day, but they'll allow a third party grading service to display the rankings of players on national television every Sunday night. Cam Jordan NFL is upset Teams have been graded, judged and coerced to update the facilities, training staff, weight rooms, necessity to keep the modern athlete top tier. Alvin Camara Cam, I think you need to tell everybody how you really feel. Cam Jordan also said one third of the time I get upset at the NFL and remind myself a majority of the players accepted or didn't vote during the last CBA after we had a resounding no vote in a preliminary polling with the NFL. PA Shaking my head. Ocho.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, talk to me.
ISO Joe Johnson
I agree. So I don't know how much the PFF pay to be able to grade the players.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Right.
ISO Joe Johnson
That's the third party that's grading players. And some teams look at that grade, say that's the 25th rated guard, that's the 112th rated safety. That's all fine and good, but players saying, you know what, we need our weight room upgraded. The training staff is subpar. And you know what? The, the, the waiting area where the family is, it's a little small and it's really not conducive.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Right?
ISO Joe Johnson
That's a problem. Go ahead, Ocho.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I mean, listen, you're right, you're right. They're having a third party do it. Not the players do it. Obviously, the owners don't really want that because obviously, you know, the players are going to always have an issue. They're always going to have something to say about something in general where it doesn't see fit or conducive to them. But you got to think about how the owners think. Listen, we pay you millions of dollars. We're, we're doing as much as we can to, to, to appease you guys and give you the, the best amenities so you guys can compete on Sundays. But I think as players, I don't think they would ever, ever really, really be happy. So they will always find something wrong or something that can be fixed or something that can be done to improve whatever the situation may be. But owners don't want to do that. They definitely don't want to do that.
ISO Joe Johnson
No, because if, if I have to upgrade something, Ocho, what would that cost?
Uncle Ocho
More money?
ISO Joe Johnson
The, the objective is, is that I keep cost down while increasing revenue. So if I have to upgrade my weight facility, if I have to hire more staff, if I have to do this. This waiting area, that's gonna cost money.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Now, if I could just keep it as is and as the salary cap goes up, the. The. The.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
The TV revenue goes up, I get to pocket more. I get the pocket more. Hey, hey, when the last. Have you seen the Denver Broncos facility lately?
ISO Joe Johnson
Yep.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, the Bangles. Hey, The Bangle facility now locker room and amenities and training room. As opposed to when I was playing uncle Boy, look, it looked like goddamn Dubai.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Jesus Christ.
ISO Joe Johnson
Ridiculous.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, I ain't never seen nothing like that. They got red light, sauna and.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yes.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What the hell is all this?
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, got charging ports for all your mobile devices and all. Yes, yes.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Unbelievable.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, Uncle Ojo, when I was playing here for the house, we practiced in the. In the arena we played in, Boy, they got a whole big boy practice.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, yeah, Y' all got that thing out there by. By Emory facility.
Uncle Ocho
Big boy facility out there.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
It nice.
Uncle Ocho
I've seen it.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, it's really. That. Really, really nice. Yeah, they just spent. They just spent.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Ooh.
ISO Joe Johnson
They spent a lot of money, Ocho.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah, a lot.
ISO Joe Johnson
A lot, a lot of money.
Uncle Ocho
I had to take you by that.
ISO Joe Johnson
Talk about the wealthiest owner. NFL owner. Who? Rob Walton.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, Mr. Walton. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, obviously, he got the money. He got the money to be able to do that. Hey, Joe, you gonna take me out there, Joe?
Uncle Ocho
Yeah, yeah, I'll take. I'll take you out there, man. Let's see the facility. Matter of fact, they let me in. Yeah, okay. Yeah, they'll let you in.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, hey, who the Hawks.
Uncle Ocho
Best player right now?
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, Jalen.
Uncle Ocho
Jalen Johnson. He made the All Star Game.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. Hey, I'm being this ear.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, Yo, y' all did get an A for locker room. Okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, hey, that locker room is unbelievable.
Uncle Ocho
Oh, they really came out with these grades, Uncle Ojo.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Absolutely.
Uncle Ocho
So who had to work? Who had one of the worst grades or who had a.
ISO Joe Johnson
The Cardinals. The Commanders.
Uncle Ocho
What?
ISO Joe Johnson
They had browns.
Uncle Ocho
I'm saying, what was they grab Minus for locker room.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, the Bangles. Locker room, Joe boy. Hey, all the lockers light up. They got. Oh, man. Oh, it's unbelievable. Unbelievable. Hey, tell Jalen Johnson, man, I want to see him when I come to Atlanta, too.
Uncle Ocho
Joe, what you want to see him about?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Just a little one on one to five.
Uncle Ocho
Now, you gotta play me first, Joe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You can't do nothing with me.
Uncle Ocho
You gotta play me first. Don't worry about Jay, Joe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You can't do nothing with me, Joe. I'm telling you now. I didn't been nice all this time. You're gonna wake up. You're gonna wake up another animal, Joe. Like I really do this, Joe.
Uncle Ocho
I know how to deal with you.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm on that type of time, Joe.
Uncle Ocho
That's okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
All right? I'm telling you.
ISO Joe Johnson
Okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You think they. They call you ISO? It's gonna be. It's gonna be a different story. You're gonna be calling for help. Okay, chill, Joe.
Uncle Ocho
Okay? March in March what? April. April.
ISO Joe Johnson
April. You be ready to go in April. Joe. What?
Uncle Ocho
I'm no hoes bars on this, boy. Hey, hey, respect is earned. It ain't given. I understand that. You know what I mean? Yeah, I understand that. That's why when I show up, I show up, right? I show up, correct.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah.
Uncle Ocho
But.
ISO Joe Johnson
But the thing is, is that. Look, and plus, if you get the ownership, the Jeff's got a. The Jeff's got a L for ownership, the Jet. So. But you. But, you know, but, you know, you all, everybody. I'm sure every owner think their facility is top notch. They just do.
Uncle Ocho
I don't think. I don't think.
ISO Joe Johnson
I don't think everyone that's never praised his own pond, right?
Uncle Ocho
I don't think every owner, they do.
ISO Joe Johnson
They fake that. Even though we know that's not the case. Because Ocho Joe the Frog gonna praise his own. We got the bluest waters. We got the best fishing. We got the greenest. We got the best lilies right everywhere, bro. This. This clay hole you got is muddy as mug. And you ain't got no. You ain't got no. But mud fish swimming in it. Anyway, so the thing is, like I said, if I can get by skimping, knowing how much the TV revenue that we're generating, knowing how much in. In regional revenue we're generating. We ain't sold no tickets yet, Ocho. Yeah, we ain't sold no parking. We ain't sold no concession.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No hot dogs. Yep. Not yet.
Uncle Ocho
Wait. Hot dog.
ISO Joe Johnson
You know, Atlanta, they give you that stuff. You get to get stuff free, Ocho. You buy, you get, like, hot dogs and you get stuff, and then you go get refills and food for free refills.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, man, when last time you've been to a game, a house game, honestly?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Ooh, I ain't never been to a hump game. Hey, hey, Boosie, you know, I used.
Uncle Ocho
To go, ocho, this thing be like, the club, man, they done upgraded this arena, man. Y' all Gotta come check it out, bro. For real. Hey, Joe, what'd you say?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, Boosie really be out there cutting up on court on the court side like that?
Uncle Ocho
Well, Boosie be over there acting a fool swag surfing and everything.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, it's a different vibe now.
Uncle Ocho
Everybody.
ISO Joe Johnson
Every arena ain't like that. Just like every reason. Ain't the Mercedes Benz on.
Uncle Ocho
They get crunk nah. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Oo, yeah, they. They come dressed. They come like they going to the club, partner. You hear me?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, so. Oh, so. Oh, Joe, when we go to the game, we gotta. We gotta be on point.
Uncle Ocho
Oh, man, Ocho, they don't be playing.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'mma wear these pants because I know anybody gonna have these joke.
Uncle Ocho
What pants?
ISO Joe Johnson
What?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
My cheetah pants.
ISO Joe Johnson
I sure hope you don't wear them. I sure hope you don't wear them no more.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, you don't like? You don't like? You don't like? You don't like my pants?
ISO Joe Johnson
You got your 45 out of them?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They cost they 25.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, yeah, you don't got your money worth out of them.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, Joe, you shot. Hey, you shop on. She in.
Uncle Ocho
Brian was just gonna say you shop on.
ISO Joe Johnson
She Sheen.
Uncle Ocho
She in. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey. My girls over here, they shop on Sheen. Hey, I throw me an outfit in or two on.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, that, that. That's what he's from too, bro.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, hey, I let him get a cart. You know, Sheen, everything so dirt cheap. So if they spend 500, boy, they got a gang of clothes. Hey, make sure y' all put. Make sure y' all put.
ISO Joe Johnson
Make sure y' all put your boy.
Uncle Ocho
A couple outfits in there for me now.
ISO Joe Johnson
Bad. Hey, nah, I. I only shop there. Shelley ain't really got me nothing over there. I just. Hey, all I know is I get a box, show up, I try stuff on, she come out here, she said what I like, I keep. I haven't been to a store. I can't remember last time I've been to an actual store to actually try something on in the store. Right? It's probably been seven, eight years, nine years, probably.
Uncle Ocho
Damn.
ISO Joe Johnson
I don't even go to Charlotte to try shoes on.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay.
ISO Joe Johnson
Ocho, I told you, my life is simple.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, so is mine. Aren't we live the same lifestyle.
ISO Joe Johnson
Point, baby.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, that's me.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, I look, I just. Look, guys, it is what it is. And instead of. Instead of using it, the criticism in a constructive manner, they suppress it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, they had the power to do so.
ISO Joe Johnson
They do, they do. But I agree with I agree with, I agree with all these guys said. I agree with what JJ said. I agree with Cam Jordan said two guys from the 2011 to draft class, Cam Jordan and Cam Hayward and JJ Watt was all in that draft class. Unbelievable draft class. But that's the NFL is like look y' all try y' all make us look bad and we can't have that. All right, it's time for our final segment of the evening. It's time for Q and A.
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ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, Kimber Norwood Jr. My question is, are you team Luca or team ant man after LeBron decides to retire? Because I'm always going to go be Goat James, he gotta go Ant Man. Ant man from the crib, man.
Uncle Ocho
He.
ISO Joe Johnson
He got.
Uncle Ocho
He got it. He got that it factor, too.
ISO Joe Johnson
He does. I love his reaction when they say, and Anthony, mvp. Anthony, he said, yeah, I got it. Oh, let me get on up here. Ant man had to assign the jersey, gave it to Chain. He didn't have no jury, though. That's why he kept his jacket on the whole time. Gave a jersey, wear and everything. Hey, I love it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I love it.
ISO Joe Johnson
I bet I look. I love Luca, but when Bron go, I'm going from the Lakers, I guess I have to get. Man. I guess Ant man and Yolk gonna be my guys.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, you come on down here. Big Heat fan with your boy, huh?
ISO Joe Johnson
No, I'm.
Uncle Ocho
No, I ain't gonna do that.
ISO Joe Johnson
When LeBron left the Heat, I left the Heat Queen. When you really like a guy, what's the best way to let him know that won't scare him away? I'm struggling out of these dating streets.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Ocho, what's happening?
ISO Joe Johnson
He wants to know what's the best way to show a guy you like him without scaring him away.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, man, she would just tell him straight up, don't. Don't even play no game. We in 20, 26, too. Ask him. Hey, listen, fellow, I don't mean to be aggressive, but I. I think it's in my best interest to be assertive and let you know I'm interested in you. Are you looking for anything serious? You know, if not, you know, I just thought I'd let you know I like you. So if you're not looking for anything serious, I mean, I'm still curious, you know, when curiosity killed a cat. So you know what that means.
ISO Joe Johnson
Satisfaction brought him back, though.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Come on, Now, Yeah, yeah. Just. Just be straight up. Just be straight up. Because it eliminate all the confusion, too, you know? If you like him, just tell him, man, listen, man, I'm digging you, homie. You know, get it out the way.
ISO Joe Johnson
Joe, what you got?
Uncle Ocho
I think maybe she. Maybe she throwing signs. Oo, but, you know, a lot of women ain't aggressive like that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Nah, they not. They got to be assertive.
Uncle Ocho
I mean, Joe, I know we in different times, but they ain't moving like that. They. They want to still be chased, you know? They still want to be the catch. You know what I'm saying?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Sometimes when you want something, you got to go get it. You got. You got to go get it.
Uncle Ocho
I mean, maybe Bud ain't picking up no hints. Maybe she throwing hands and he ain't picking them up.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, probably not. Something wrong with his hands.
Uncle Ocho
I don't know.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, you here to stay or you here to play?
Uncle Ocho
You said that's what she. You said that's what she.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, that's a good one, because here it is. Look, you here to stay or you hit a play.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm whatever you own. Now, if this is one. If this. Hey, if this is one time, I'm cool with that, right? You won't forget me.
Uncle Ocho
You already know what?
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, that's why they can come on with it now.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, talk that.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, that was eight. Clock that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, I gotta. Hey, hold on. I gotta. I gotta. I gotta write that down. Wait, hold on. How you say. Say it again. How you say it. I gotta use that.
ISO Joe Johnson
What you say? You here to stay or you here to play?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Right? Okay, I got that part. What's the one? You said something after that.
Uncle Ocho
She said, look.
ISO Joe Johnson
If this one time, I'm cool with that, too, right? But she said, you won't forget me.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That's my kind of talk right there, boy.
ISO Joe Johnson
Huh? Well, you know.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, Joe. Hey, guys. I like Scooby Doo, Man. I. That rope roll. Come on with it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, hell no.
ISO Joe Johnson
TS Car Wash Detail Service ISO Is Kawhi in MVP talks? Dame didn't miss a beat. Ocho. The dunk contest over with.
Uncle Ocho
No, I don't think the dunk contest over with. They didn't. They won that third game. But if they'd have won it, Kawhi probably would have been the MVP for sure. Yeah, but.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, hold on. I. I guess she. He's talking about. I guess he's talking about the regular season. They're not gonna win enough games.
Uncle Ocho
No, no.
ISO Joe Johnson
They done lost 100 games. Yeah, they had the stripes won. Yes, I agree with you, Joe. Had the stripes won, couldn't nobody be an MVP but Kawhi.
Uncle Ocho
Right? Right.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Why I'm so hungry.
ISO Joe Johnson
Lee Mason Curry gonna put belt BTA to Dame just like ISO did Ocho and uncle. That's gonna be a good one. That's the. That's why I won't Dame and ice. That's why I want Daiso. I want Dame and Steph in the finals.
Uncle Ocho
I agree. I want to see that too. I want to see it too. Dang. Gonna be going for three, and it ain't but like two people in history. I think it was a bird and.
ISO Joe Johnson
Even Craig Hodges, the only one who went three. I think Bird. Didn't Bird win three.
Uncle Ocho
I thought it was a bird and Craig Hodges or somebody else.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, but Dave has won three. He won two back to back, right?
Uncle Ocho
Yeah, he going for the tie break.
ISO Joe Johnson
He going for a fourth. Steph will go for three.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah, that's gonna.
ISO Joe Johnson
That'll be a good one.
Uncle Ocho
That'd be a good one.
ISO Joe Johnson
It's.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Ooh.
ISO Joe Johnson
I think you made. Well, we know Steph, but I think it's hard to see me. Somebody say that somebody's a better shooter than Dane. And I know guys got more threes, but that shot making ability, his ability. The thing that separates Steph and Dame is the ability to put the ball on the floor and still get that shot off that three. It. Yeah. Can they catch a shoot? Yes. But their ability to.
Uncle Ocho
Ha ha ha ha ha.
ISO Joe Johnson
And still.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, hey, that. Hey, that. Hey, they. They. It's so funny. You know how when I watch Steph and I watch Dame and I watch some of these. These. These NBA players that. That are twitchy. It is reminiscent of your boy, Joe.
Uncle Ocho
Who you.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
Uncle Ocho
See, the thing about that, Ocho, we didn't see you in action. And then when you come on here talking about some, you, they remind you.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, Joe, Hey, Joe, you saw me in action at 50 years old. We seeing them in action in their prime. There's a big difference. At one. At one. At one point in time, I look just like that. Joe. I think we fail to realize. I'm 58. Y' all don't understand that man just.
Uncle Ocho
Be lying for no reason.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And then you talk about you saw me in action. You saw me in action. And as Dennis Rodman, you listen.
Uncle Ocho
Oo. You can play on my team, cuz. You hustle, man. Rebound.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yes, that. Yes, that's me, Joe.
Uncle Ocho
That don't go. They don't even go in the Same sentence as Dame and Steph Curry, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, no, I'm. I'm telling you what I used to be, Joe.
Uncle Ocho
No, I'm talking about what I seen you do just some odd months ago.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, yeah. Hey, I was locking them up, Joe.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, hey, Joe, I was. I'm talking about. I'm in your face. I'm in your grill. I'm here, Joe. Hey, rebound.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm grabbing them, Joe. Did you say that, man? Grabbed a rebound. Hey, that bad. That bad. Grabbed a rebound like this.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, hey, Joe, let me tell you. I See, I can tell y' all now it's gone. It's. It's a long time from now, though, but heavy. God and Gilly had a twenty thousand dollar bet, so Hezzy, God had to have more points than Gilly, and Gilly was scoring like crazy. So I told you, hey, boom, just get that thing to me, man. I need to make sure I win this money. That's all it was.
Uncle Ocho
Well, there was who's supposed to score the most points.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah. Not only score the most points, whether you want to loss, whoever had the most points at the end of the game. Yeah. So that's all. So I. I ain't really want to show somebody up.
Uncle Ocho
I still expect you to leave your imprint on the game. Be like, yeah, I did. Ocho's out there doing this one too, boy.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I did. I did. Defensively, I did. I did.
Uncle Ocho
What'd you say? You think he was out there doing it?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I was out there chilling.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, we saw it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, hey, Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
I took from it, too, Joe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, Joe, you doing a whole lot of talking now when I. When I sauce your ass up. And you'd be like, well, damn, how come I ain't see this in the. Because it didn't call for me to do that. It ain't called me to do that.
Uncle Ocho
Oh, Joe, talk to me.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Talk to me nice now. Hey, Joe, my mouth.
Uncle Ocho
Now, I didn't seen you write a.
ISO Joe Johnson
Lot of chicks and I didn't.
Uncle Ocho
Cash. Did not cash. I'm at least. Hey, look, I'm not worried about you, partner.
ISO Joe Johnson
You hear me?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Trust me.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, you might. Hey, hey, hey, hey. You might want to tone it down over there. Just to keep it 100 with you. You might want to tone it down. See. Cause once this gorilla wake up.
ISO Joe Johnson
Now, don't you start talking about something. Oh, he talking spicy.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, I don't hear that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, you see? You see?
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
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ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
See how you talk to me.
Uncle Ocho
I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm chilling.
Uncle Ocho
I'm being cool. You know what I mean? But you go, hey, you make me turn this volume up a little bit now.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, listen, one thing you're not gonna be able to do is when we on the court or we. When we competing in any sport, you will not be able to out talk me. And I'm gonna talk you out your game.
Uncle Ocho
I'm gonna be able to.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm gonna be able to show you.
Uncle Ocho
I'm gonna be able to.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
How you gonna score, Joe?
Uncle Ocho
How you gonna score?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You're not gonna be able to get by me, Joe, you too.
ISO Joe Johnson
Look.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You too, Little Joe.
Uncle Ocho
Oh, Joe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Care about you being 6869. Hey, Joe, this right here. This. This right here. Yeah, but I don't play that, Joe. I don't even see you. What? I'm telling you. What? Now you got me talking like I'm from the crib right now, man. I don't see none of that.
Uncle Ocho
Well, you gonna.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, you.
Uncle Ocho
You really gonna make me do something to you, boy? I'm telling.
ISO Joe Johnson
Come on.
Uncle Ocho
Hey.
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, Joe. You ain't got enough rocks in your back pocket, boy.
ISO Joe Johnson
Okay.
Uncle Ocho
All right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Not for me. Not for this. Come on, man.
Uncle Ocho
I ain't gonna chew the fat with y' all tonight. What we got? Let's keep it going.
ISO Joe Johnson
J.J. carver, I think the All Star game should hold more weight. Let the MVPs all. All NBA battle it out and take into consideration when voting if you want the MVP show up. It's not promised this current format will keep them motivated. Well, I think as long as you got a win, the Ant man, they set the tone in the old format. The old guys set the tone out there. Bull driving.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Guys laying on the court, guys shooting from half court. Guy throwing timeline hook shots. Guys came out to play.
Uncle Ocho
They did. They did like you said. Hey, Wimby set the tone. Ant man followed, followed his lead and. And he took over. And that's what we want to see, bro. We want to see the competition at the highest level on the biggest stage. That's what the. This is what the fans want in the. In. Yeah, The. The tickets to get in them games so high, man. Get a fan something to cheer about.
ISO Joe Johnson
I agree. Furious Styles. Remember what Edward said to the Commander in Chief? Yeah. He said he hung out with former President Obama.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, he saw him in the stand, said that's his favorite person. He wanted to Play. He wanted to put some. Put a show on for it.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
And he did it.
Uncle Ocho
He did.
ISO Joe Johnson
What did that JJ underscore? Zero. Fellas just had my first child, Rose Sparks. Hashtag Rose Sparks. Also, can you give me a shout out to my lady, Alma, please and thank you? I think it's time you had told ISO about the woman who held that pistol at your head. What album? Congratulations, Jay. You and Alma, congratulations on your child. Your first child.
Uncle Ocho
Congrats.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Congrats.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hopefully mom and baby are doing well, but I want to thank you for your support because you. If it's things like this that makes it special, make Ocho and I and Joe's job make what we do seem, you know, really, really special and appreciated that you. You reach out and share this great news with us.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
So we can't thank you enough. And, hey, the roast bar had you, right?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They do. But, hey, yeah, you got to. You got to tell him and give him the whole story. Now, you also have to understand.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, you talk about which one I'm.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That he having his first child. That's. That's a good thing. That's a good thing. But he also understand the roast marks.
ISO Joe Johnson
To do that for you, though. You have another one if you ain't careful.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That's the whole point. He need to pop another one because odd numbers are bad luck. There's no need to have one child run around the house. No need to have one child. So get on back in there now and let's make it two.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, hey, them real sparks, they make you a little more fertile than what you normally are.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah, Joe, I got. I got. I got two on the way now.
ISO Joe Johnson
If mama feel it right? If it's that time for her.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
She got like a three day window.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
And you want them sparks.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. Yeah, Joe. Hey, Joe, I got twins on the way.
Uncle Ocho
Joe, you ain't got no twins on the way, right?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I tell you, roast balls, boy, do wonders. Hey, twins don't even run in my family, Joe. But I think once it got in my bloodstream, had a mind of his own. Now he got twins on the way. I'm done now, though, Joe. I'm done.
Uncle Ocho
You gonna let that man keep getting on nightcap like this, acting like this, man? Nah, for real, Joe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
She watching, Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
She watching.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Why would I. I.
ISO Joe Johnson
Come on, Joe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Who would lie about pregnancy, Joe, That's a beautiful thing. That's a blessing.
Uncle Ocho
How far along is she, huh? Oh, here you go. Okay, okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I. I hear what you said.
ISO Joe Johnson
You supposed to keep that secret till she about, what, 16 weeks, Joe?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Nah. Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe. She about. Joe, she about 72 hours. 7,273 hours.
ISO Joe Johnson
73 hours.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No, she. She took the test like. Like. Like three days ago, so she don't.
ISO Joe Johnson
Come out like that, man, he's 72 hours. Oh, Lord. 72 hours.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I promise you. Ask her, baby. Tell him. Baby, if you're in the chat, just like. Like, blink.
ISO Joe Johnson
Lord have mercy.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, Joe. Thank you, y'. All. Y' all can say congratulations.
Uncle Ocho
Congrats, man. What's that? Twins gonna put you at? What? What? They go 10. Damn.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, I'm done. I'm done. I. I mean, you know, 10 in the possible sound like a. Like a nice little book. I might go again.
Uncle Ocho
Boy, three down there. Too many for me. I'm gonna keep it 140.
ISO Joe Johnson
The worst thing you can be is child poor. Oh, no, man. Yeah. What?
Uncle Ocho
Oh.
ISO Joe Johnson
Spurs legend McClung would put Ocho on a T shirt.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Who?
ISO Joe Johnson
He would. Who? Matt McClung.
Uncle Ocho
Matt McClung. Dude won dunk contest couple years in a row.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, he not. Oh, he nice. He nice at Duncan, but Duncan ain't got nothing to do with playing one on one. Hey, how you gonna jump if I'm in front of you the whole time? He's not even gonna be able to get to his shot. He's not even going to be able to get to his spot. So you have to understand, I play.
Uncle Ocho
I. I do this Ocho, he got a little game now.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I know he got game, Joe. I got game, too. I know I'll be out there playing around, but, like, if it's, like, it's really time and I'm competing and I gotta ramp it up, and I gotta. I gotta. I gotta go so I don't get embarrassed. Joe, I can. I can hoop for real now.
Uncle Ocho
Okay.
ISO Joe Johnson
Raider Nation. My only complaint this weekend was the events way too early. All Star is a primetime event. It probably will be. But what do they have going on in NBC? The Winter Olympics. So, I mean, when you spend that kind of money.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
You gonna put the Winter Olympics and the Netherlands been doing a. Jake Paul's fiance. She won the five. What she get? She won the thousand meter. She won the gold, and she won the silver. Her teammate, man, I thought Aaron Jackson, man, that girl came out, Ocho. She came out hard. And I know when she came out like that with the top end speed she got.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. That's all she wrote.
ISO Joe Johnson
She was cooking. And that Norwegian skier, Clayborne, the one that was running up the hill. Did you see him running up the hill? Yeah, I see 11 miles an hour.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah, I seen him. What's the. Ice skaters. I was watching them. Ice skaters?
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. That was a. You. What's the name? Last name?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Ice skating.
ISO Joe Johnson
The. You talk about. You talk about speed skating or figure skating?
Uncle Ocho
The speed skating joint.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Netherlands. They went one time, two. They went one two, reverse order. This time they went one two in the thousand meter with Jake Paul's fiance winning. And this time, Jake Paul's fiance got the silver.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, is she. She run for. She run for the. She skate for the Netherlands.
ISO Joe Johnson
Netherlands. Yeah. Dutch.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I mean, it must be a repeat on that. I got the. The speed skating on right above my head.
Uncle Ocho
Well, they moving.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, but I, you know, I just. Hey, I like what. Hey, they'd be in that. They'd be in that curve. They be leading that curve. Yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Like, hey, what's the one. Hey, what's the one where they put their hands behind their back? That's the same thing.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, you. Oh, you talk about Apollo Anton Ono?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, you talking about when it. When they got about four, about five or six of them on the track.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah. That's short.
ISO Joe Johnson
That's short track.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, they be looking smooth. That'd be smooth as hell, bro.
Uncle Ocho
Can y' all skate, man?
ISO Joe Johnson
No, sir.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, I can skate.
Uncle Ocho
I expected you to say that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No, hey, Joe, I can skate. There.
ISO Joe Johnson
There.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
There are plenty videos of me ice skating and playing and roller skating. Plenty videos.
ISO Joe Johnson
L Them. That's her name. You the L them? That's Jake Paul's fiance. You them? Yeah, she got. She won the goal. She won the goal in the thousand meters with an Olympic record. And then a teammate came back and got the goal in the 500 with an Olympic record.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, she just.
ISO Joe Johnson
Clebo. That dude from Norway, he might be. Hey, he might have done past Johan Olaf, cost the boss. I don't know. I think it was Calgary or Lily Harmer where he won all those gold medals. But this dude here, he got nine goals, man. He got the most. And he still got, like, three events to go.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, we should go do that.
ISO Joe Johnson
I can't skate.
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ISO Joe Johnson
I couldn't skate on roller skates. Ain't gonna be able to stand on no blade. But that's my half my foot.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That's the whole point.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm already getting mi next week on my knee.
Uncle Ocho
Them blaze hurt.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I ain't gonna try. Hey, hey, hey. I Think we should do it? We should allow people to see us in vulnerable positions doing things that we're not able to do. I. Ice skating, water, skin.
ISO Joe Johnson
When they see Joe eating all this food, you and Joe eating all this food, y' all gonna be in a vulnerable position.
Uncle Ocho
Position. Eat one food. Oh, you talking.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, tell her what he eating, Joe. Tell her what he eating.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oo, bull dick and onions.
Uncle Ocho
Come on, man, you got that.
ISO Joe Johnson
Kah. Cabbage.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, the enzymes in my stomach. You ain't gonna digest that. That won't try to tell y'.
ISO Joe Johnson
All. Yeah, they got you. It'll stay there for a while.
Uncle Ocho
The enzymes in my stomach.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, hey, Joe. Hey, we. Hey, this stuff you gonna be eating, eyeballs and all that.
Uncle Ocho
And I know. Hey, look, and y' all talking. I know y' all ain't eating all that, y'. All.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, Joe, Joe, listen, I didn't. I put everything in my mouth. Joe, don't worry. I'm eat everything. Yeah, my bad, my bad, my bad. I'm sorry. I ain't mean to say it like that. I'm talking about food wise. I'm talking about food wise.
Uncle Ocho
Pause.
ISO Joe Johnson
So you said.
Uncle Ocho
So you saying you can eat eyeballs and all that?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, Joe, all that. Man, I. Joe, I'd have been all over the world.
ISO Joe Johnson
Ain't worth Ocho. I mean. Oh, Joe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, okay. I can't wait.
ISO Joe Johnson
But he get mad at me. He get mad at me. You eat all this, but you won't eat no booty. You won't eat no toes. No.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, I mean, that's what it's there for.
Uncle Ocho
No, it was not.
ISO Joe Johnson
See, There you go. See, I can hang with Joe. See, I can't hang with Ocho. See, I already know going up. See, Ocho was that guy, Joe, you know, you had to have that one homeboy to take one for the team.
Uncle Ocho
Yes, sir. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
That's Ocho.
Uncle Ocho
Oh, yeah. You got to have. You got to keep one of them in the group.
ISO Joe Johnson
You know what I'm saying?
Uncle Ocho
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, yeah, I've been known. Ocho, you know what I'm saying? If you 198, you underweight. You know what I'm saying, don't you? I like you 198. You underweight.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I like that.
ISO Joe Johnson
About 233. Just like for me.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
There we go. There we go. I like that. I like that.
ISO Joe Johnson
That's a big girl.
Uncle Ocho
233, huh?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah. Joey ain't never had nobody to. 230 and up, Joe.
Uncle Ocho
230 that's a big person, bro.
ISO Joe Johnson
That's all right. That's all right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, Joe. You ain't live till you had your BBW joke. You ain't live till you had your BBW job.
ISO Joe Johnson
Telling you what.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, it's different. I, I, you know what? I want to get myself in trouble. All right?
ISO Joe Johnson
But I'm just saying.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Don't stop.
ISO Joe Johnson
But I'm just gonna say this. Hey. 200 and up. Real flexible. Just say it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Ate him. Some good days, boy. Them some good days, boy. Just old memories. Old memories.
ISO Joe Johnson
That's all. That's all it is.
Uncle Ocho
Okay.
ISO Joe Johnson
You know, my knees done got bad. Got artificial. Can't hold it like I used to. Can't hold it like I used to. Pepper Ray. 9445 Ocho. Did you ever meet or see Kimbo Slice or Jorge Masvidal in Miami?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
But I used to see them boys fight all the time.
ISO Joe Johnson
What?
Uncle Ocho
In the backyard joints.
ISO Joe Johnson
What?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
But I was right there in Opelaka Hialeah in Miami Lakes. They used to do the backyard Brawl way back in the day.
Uncle Ocho
They still doing it now?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No, I mean, I'm sure they. I mean, they probably do, but that's. It's a different era of dudes. Yeah, but back then. Hey, hey, Uncle Joe. But a boy used to knuckle up. But the boy used to knuckle up, you know. Bet they little money Mavis dog man got. Hey, Kimbo was so goddamn, man.
ISO Joe Johnson
Fergie.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, them some good days, boy. I was a little shorty, too. I was young.
ISO Joe Johnson
Mike. Mike. What's up? Big three ISO have to match y' all energy. Y' all put out and still. Man, Mike, man, don't get him started, man. Don't.
Uncle Ocho
Hey, don't, Mike.
ISO Joe Johnson
There you go. Isadel Ray. But Reavis, who's the biggest steal in the NBA draft history, I think is Jokic. What do y' all think? Absolutely.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah. He won second round pick with a.
ISO Joe Johnson
Three as a three time mvp. A finals mvp.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah, yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
There's a chance, hey, he could. He got another MVP of the championship. It's gonna be hard to keep him out of that top 10, man.
Uncle Ocho
It is, bro. I. I think it's gonna be hard to win another championship, but I definitely think he can win another MVP at some point. It's just because his game, he plays under the rim. He's not an athletic big. And he gonna be able to play for a long time. Be able to play for a long.
ISO Joe Johnson
Time if, hey, if he give Jamal playoff. Jamal Murray Get Aaron Gordon back.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
There's a good chance.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, they gave the Thunder all they can handle. Yeah, he did.
Uncle Ocho
And took him seven.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yes.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Slick James. You can't have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage work ethic. That's so true, Slick.
Uncle Ocho
Hello.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That's a good one right there, boy.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yep.
Uncle Ocho
Boy.
ISO Joe Johnson
Ace Wade, my high school football coach used to tell us, without struggle there is no growth.
Uncle Ocho
Right.
ISO Joe Johnson
Bingo.
Uncle Ocho
Right.
ISO Joe Johnson
Tay Tay to wave A. Yesterday was my birthday. I turned 22.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Had fun.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, yeah. 22. That's.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That's a. I remember them days.
Uncle Ocho
22.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. R Pew at 9189. Love the show and I'm happy for my Florida brother, Ocho. Have you ever seen. Have you ever been to Milburn, Florida? Reggie Nelson's hometown?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Melbourne? I probably didn't. Drove through Melbourne. I ain't. I. I can't recall. I never, never been there to stop through.
ISO Joe Johnson
Melbourne, Florida spurs legend, unspinning facts tonight. Taking a shower once a week changed my life and helped my pockets. Thanks, Ocho.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You're welcome. I told you, boy. I'm telling you, boy, they do wonders for you. You look up and not realize how much money you save when you look back at it.
ISO Joe Johnson
Juice 1976. Hey, guys. Unc, I agree with Ocho. If you go back to tv, it's got to be a package deal like the Kaminga family. Gloria's sister. Family got to eat too.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, I like that. I like that.
ISO Joe Johnson
Brendan Thomas said. Hey, y', all, Tomorrow's my wife 32nd birthday and our 8th year anniversary is next month. I was wondering if y' all can give her a shout out, thanks in advance. Absolutely. You didn't give us the name, but Brennan, tell your wife happy 32nd birthday and congratulations on the eight years together.
Uncle Ocho
Happy birthday.
ISO Joe Johnson
That's. That's great. Eight years. Got a birthday and anniversary coming up, man. Got. Got a big. Got to have deep pockets. Will Victor the top NFL players doesn't stand up for each other like the NBA player to get their needs. We agree.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. It's too many of them, too.
Uncle Ocho
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yep.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Too many people.
ISO Joe Johnson
I mean, 24. Joe has the best trash. Have to be the best trash talker you ever played against. Joe, who was the best trash talker you ever played against?
Uncle Ocho
The best trash talker. I mean, listen, when I. Gary Payton, bro. Like, it wasn't even just to. It wasn't even just to the players, Uncle Ocho, it was to the refs. Like, he would talk trash to the refs. They wouldn't Even take him, call them all kind of ML's and B. I'm like, yeah, he was, he was, he was hardcore, bro. He was hardcore. Like, he definitely was the best trash talker.
ISO Joe Johnson
That completes this episode of Nightcap. We want to thank each and every one of you for joining us. The All Star gang was great and team Stars ended up winning. They beat the world and then they beat the stripes in the championship game to basically Kawhi was on fire, but Ant man ended up winning the mvp. But this was very, very interesting format. I think this is something they can build on. So hopefully it gets even better for years to come. Thank you guys for joining us. Y' all know who I am. I'm your favorite aunt and my partner and co host, Liberty City Zone Bingo's ring of Fame honoree. That is Chad Ochocinko Johnson and the third member of the big three joining us on a Sunday night because of the NBA All Star game and to lend his expertise on basketball, University of Arkansas alum, seven time NBA all Star and nominee for the basketball hall of Fame, ISO Joe Johnson. You're Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button and go subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed wherever you get your podcast from. Thank you guys. Thank you for your support and you continue support because it's because of you that all this is possible. So again, thank you guys. Those looking to purchase a bottle of Shea by Laportier, head over to laportiercognac.com if you cannot find it in a state or city near you. It is a premium VSOP Cognac, the best tasting, smoothest VSOP cognac on the market. We have the OG bottle which is the 750, but now we have the Junior, which is the 375. It's the same great quality, same great taste, the same smoothness. Please drink responsibly and drive safe. Ryan Garcia will be joining us tomorrow. Ocho.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
So which Ryan Garcia?
ISO Joe Johnson
This only one that you know. You'll be joining us tomorrow night to talk about his fight with Oscar Baros.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay?
ISO Joe Johnson
So please make sure you tune in tomorrow night to catch OO and myself that will be joined by Ryan Garcia. Again, thank you guys for joining us tonight. We look forward to seeing you back here tomorrow night. I'm unk. He's oo. He's ISO. We're out.
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ISO Joe Johnson
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Hosts: Shannon Sharpe (as “Uncle Ocho”), Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson, ISO Joe Johnson
Episode Theme:
A lively, unfiltered nightcap with sports deep-dives, locker room humor, and high-octane debate. The trio breaks down LeBron James’s Eastern Conference legacy, reacts to shots from David Griffin and Ron Harper, explores Jaylen Brown’s UFC ambitions, the end of public NFLPA report cards, plus NBA All-Star aftermath, trash talk legends, and more – all in their irreverent, barbershop-style banter.
This episode of Nightcap Hour 2 captures the high-energy chemistry between Shannon “Uncle Ocho” Sharpe, Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson, and special guest, seven-time NBA All-Star Joe Johnson (“ISO Joe”). The trio roasts, reflects, and rips into the latest headlines in the NBA and NFL with a focus on:
Segment Start: 13:06
David Griffin’s Comments:
Griffin, former Cavs GM, said LeBron “benefited from a historically bad Eastern Conference,” suggesting the path to the NBA Finals during those Cleveland runs was less impressive given the competition.
“The east was the LeBron Invitational for all of those years.” – David Griffin [13:33]
Immediate Reactions:
The crew questions why people—especially insiders like Griffin—feel compelled to minimize LeBron’s legacy.
“For him to make it eight straight times, man, to the Finals, bro, like that's an accomplishment. Defeating itself.” – Uncle Ocho [15:14]
“Stop this notion, man. The man was so good, Golden State got him… They knew Golden State say, we'll never be able to beat that man again. Let's go get the third best player or top three player in the NBA currently. That's the only way nobody else can see him.” – ISO Joe Johnson [16:02]
Counterargument:
The hosts point out: If LeBron was swapped onto today’s Cavs, they still wouldn’t lose to the Pacers. After LeBron left, Griffin couldn’t build another Finals-worthy team. If LeBron had a healthy Kyrie and Kevin Love, the Warriors might not have won.
“He led every player in points, rebounds, assists, lock shots and steals… whoever your favorite player is… They were never this good this long.” – ISO Joe Johnson [17:00, 20:24]
Ron Harper’s Dig at LeBron’s Fatherhood:
Harper is quoted as saying, “I'm not LeBron James. I'm not gonna tell my kids what they have to do.” The crew sees this as unnecessary shade, arguing LeBron only supports, not pressures, his sons, and that reaching even “okay” status as an NBA kid is rare.
“Name a historically great player that the kid was also historically great. That's tough, bro.” – Uncle Ocho [23:20]
“I don't know why people feel they need to take a shot at the man…He did more for me than I ever did for him.” – ISO Joe Johnson [20:51]
Segment Start: 33:38
Jaylen Brown Says He’s Talked to Dana White:
Brown has considered trying UFC or boxing after his hoops career, impressing the crew. They recall other athletes (Michael Westbrook, Herschel Walker, Johnny Martin) crossing over into combat sports.
“If I'm JB, go to WWE…it’s hard to get started in that sport so late…wrestlers, guys that have been wrestling, guess what, they wrestling, high school wrestling…BJJ, they've been doing that all their lives.” – ISO Joe Johnson [35:30]
“Hey, that will automatically put him at heavyweight, right? As 6'6, 6'7.” – Uncle Ocho [36:11]
Playful trash talk erupts as Chad and Joe joke about who could take who in boxing or on the court.
Segment Start: 38:10
End of Public Grading:
The NFLPA’s public franchise report cards are stopped after the league wins a grievance; future grades will be internal. JJ Watt, Cam Jordan, and Alvin Kamara all criticize the NFL for hypocrisy (“third parties grade us on TV but we can’t grade the teams”).
“Players saying ‘we need our weight room upgraded, the training staff is subpar’… that’s a problem.” – ISO Joe Johnson [39:48]
Ochocinco’s Perspective:
He argues owners always want to minimize costs/maximize profits, and will only upgrade amenities when pressured.
“The objective is that I keep cost down while increasing revenue.” – ISO Joe Johnson [41:04]
The hosts reminisce about their early days’ meager facilities vs. the shiny, up-to-date locker rooms and training complexes today.
Segment Start: 52:04, 63:14
All-Star Aftermath & New Faces of the League:
Ant-Man (Anthony Edwards) lauded as “the next guy”; Kawhi’s performance; debate if future All-Star MVPs should affect all-NBA voting.
“Ant man had to assign the jersey, gave it to Chain. He didn't have no jury, though. That's why he kept his jacket on the whole time. Gave a jersey, wear and everything. Hey, I love it.” – ISO Joe Johnson [52:34]
“Team Luka or Team Ant?”
ISO Joe says, “when Bron go, I guess Ant man and Yolk [Jokic] gonna be my guys.” [53:03]
Draft Steals:
Jokic recognized as the biggest second-round steal in NBA Draft history.
“He won second round pick... three time MVP, a Finals MVP...It's gonna be hard to keep him out of that top 10.” – ISO Joe Johnson [75:59]
Trash Talk Legends:
Gary Payton gets a unanimous nod as NBA’s most ruthless trash-talker.
“He would talk trash to the refs. They wouldn't even take him, call them all kind of ML's and B... He was hardcore, bro.” – Uncle Ocho [78:53]
Candid tales about locker rooms, hoops battles, dating advice (“Be straight up. If you like him, just tell him.” – Ochocinco [54:28]), eating struggles, what it means to be a sports dad, and who can talk the best trash.
Running jokes on Ochocinco’s “cheetah pants,” shopping on Shein, competing with BBWs (“Hey, Joe. You ain't live till you had your BBW.” – Ochocinco [74:03]) and who could take “bull dick and onions” vs. toes.
Segment Start: 52:04+
On constant LeBron criticism:
“I just don't know why...I could take a shot at a man that helped me. He did more for me than I ever did for him.” – ISO Joe Johnson [20:51]
On All-Star successor:
“When Bron go, I guess Ant man and Yolk gonna be my guys.” – ISO Joe Johnson [53:03]
On Griffin’s ‘weak East’:
“It was the LeBron invitational for all those years.” – David Griffin [13:33, clip]
On Jaylen Brown’s ambitions:
“If I'm JB, go to WWE… It’s hard to get started in that sport so late.” – ISO Joe Johnson [35:29]
Chad on dating today:
“We in 2026, too. Ask him... I like you, so if you're not looking for anything serious, I mean I'm still curious... curiosity killed the cat. So you know what that means.” – Chad Ochocinco [54:06]
ISO Joe’s dating line:
“Hey, you here to stay or you here to play? ... If this one time, I'm cool with that too, right? You won’t forget me.” – ISO Joe Johnson [55:01, 55:53]
Locker room evolution:
“The Bangle facility now... look like goddamn Dubai... It’s unbelievable.” – Chad Ochocinco [41:56]
| Segment | Timestamp | |------------------------------------------------|------------| | LeBron “Weak East” Debate / David Griffin | 13:06–18:40| | Ron Harper’s dig at LeBron’s kids | 21:42–24:15| | Jaylen Brown’s UFC Boxing Aspirations | 33:38–36:57| | NFLPA Report Cards Go Private | 38:10–44:39| | NBA All-Star Game, Ant-Man, Luka, Jokic | 52:04–54:28| | Listener Q&A, Locker Room Talk, Dating Tips | 52:04–63:44| | Trash talking: Gary Payton, NBA banter | 78:44–79:25|
The chemistry between Sharpe, Ochocinco, and ISO Joe creates a space where legends are disputed, jokes fly, and real talk shines. NBA and NFL controversies are torn apart with wit, legacy and greatness are defended fiercely, and the line blurs between philosopher and locker room clown. Sports fans and culture-heads alike will appreciate the authenticity, inside knowledge, and unapologetic camaraderie this episode brings.
Next Episode Preview:
Boxing star Ryan Garcia is scheduled to appear, promising more high-profile, no-filter sports conversation.