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Kelsey made some interesting comments about the difference between Shanahan offense and the west coast offenses. Let's take a listen to what Kelsey had to say.
Kelsey (Football Analyst)
Oh, I do think there's a reason. While there has been a lot of great offensive coaches that have come from the Shanahan tree and the McVeigh trees, not a lot of those has transitioned to the Super Bowls. And I think that if you look at the largely the teams that have won Super Bowls over the last decade, most of them have been west coast offenses that are pretty much grounded a lot of the Bill Walsh and Andy Reid like lineages or pro style offenses. And I think part of that is like the scheme can be great, but it's going to be really hard to win a Super bowl with the coach out scheming. At the end of the day, most of the Super Bowls are one with quarterbacks and players on the field. Teams that operate on a drop back pass more tend to win Super Bowls more because drop back pass is more important in close games and that end of game situations. And that's why I think the west coast offense, while it's not as you know, is as ridiculously interesting as some of the Shanahan principles and things. I think it probably translates when you have great players into more success at.
Shannon Sharpe
The end of the day.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Hey, I like, I like that a little bit. I like what he's saying. Obviously Shanahan system and the west coast system, I think it all comes down to obviously having a combination of both, having a combination of great players with the, with the great quarterback. Because if you have, if you have a great quarterback regardless of the offense that you are running, whether it's like whatever, whether it's Shanahan like or if it's west coast system, being able to manipulate that offense and knowing exactly what you're doing and having the right supporting cast, hell, anything is possible. Anything is possible. It all comes down to the person at the helm who has the ball in his hands the most in his decision making. That's what it comes down to. At the end of the day, scheme is great. You know, tactics is great. The system you're running is great. Whether it be a Shanahan style offense or whether it be the west coast system offense. Hell, we've seen the west coast system offense be successful. Think about how many teams that have a West coast system that have won the Super Bowl.
Shannon Sharpe
The thing look in Mike's system, the west coast system, they really use the short passing game as their run game. The true west coast system, the way Bill Wall spray it, they never had a Terrell Davis. They never had a guy that could hit his head that could run the ball like that. And if you go back and study, you look at Green Bay. Green Bay, they had Dorsey Levins. Hey, Dorsey, look at the West Coast. The very few teams have had a guy that could run the ball like we had with td. And even though you go back and you look at the Broncos, even after td, they had Mike Anderson and they had Reuben Drones and we had Clinton Porters and they had a number of guys they weren't TD. And so if you look at now McAffrey, you see how he, what they're able to scheme and how they're able to, to run the ball with McCaffrey and, and, and, and still they still throw a lot. We didn't throw the ball that much to the running backs. That was my job, Ed job and Rod Foot's job to do the, to do the legwork as far as the passing game. Yeah, we threw a couple screens, but we weren't a great screen team. Like, like the, like the 49ers are with Kyle, like they are with McVeigh. We weren't, we weren't a good, we were not a good screen team. We were a toss it handed, weak side zone team. Stop it if you can. And then we're going to play action off of that. We're going to run boot, we're going to run fullback, slide, drag, slide. We're going to run over and we dare you to stop.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
You know what I do like too about the west coast system, Monk? And for those that are in the chat to give you a different perspective, especially when it comes to soccer I want you to think about the Barcelona teams, you know, the earth, the early days of Messi, when obviously they kill you with 100 passes, you know, ticky tiger, ticky tiger, ticky tacka tick. That's what I think about the west coast system, you know, being able to have 14, 15, 17, 18 play goddamn drives. And it's damn demoralizing for a defense because there's no way to stop you because you always able to find the mismatch based on whoever it is at the helm controlling the ball and having the ball in their hands the most. And it's.
Shannon Sharpe
It.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
When it's done the right way. When it's done the right way, it's the most beautiful thing in the world. The most beautiful thing in the world to watch.
Shannon Sharpe
But if you look at it, you look at Andy Reid was in that system. Andy Reid, you look at every. Because he came from Mike Holmgren, John Gruden, all those guys. Mariucci, all those guys was under Holmgren who came up under that system. Mike went directly to San Francisco and got that from Bill Walsh himself. And so you see all the guys that came from Shanahan, Kyle Shanahan, McVeigh, all those guys.
LaFleur, O', Connell, all those guys. And so you see a variation of it, they do a lot of. Got their own. Put their own spin on the docho, but that's what it is. But none of them has really had a guy that can run the football like a td. And so that's the only thing that's missing from the west coast that I was in compared to what we see now. They throw a lot more. They throw away. The game has changed now. The game has changed now. So they're gonna throw the ball more than we ran it. We ran more than we threw.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Matter of fact, what is Mr. Campbell in the Detroit L is. Is that not. Not West Coast? A little bit.
Shannon Sharpe
I don't know. He won the under par sales, so he got most of his tutelage other parcels.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Okay. Because they. They. They kill you with those damn. On those damn crossing routes over and over.
Shannon Sharpe
Yeah, they run. They run a lot of shallows. They run a lot of inc. They do a lot of. They do a lot of three by ones, a lot of bunches.
They do a lot of motion.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
But hey, think about the 49ers, huh? Think about the 49, 49ers, especially that year they went to the super bowl with Per when they. When they faced the Chiefs. That is beautiful football in every sense of the word. Because they. They can go. They can start at the five yard line and dink and dunk and dink and dunk and dunk and. And screen play the goddamn McCaffrey chunk. Play the McCaffrey, you know, running off tackle, running through a gap and just, it's just a continuous. And when it's done the right way, when you have a quarterback that's making all the right decisions and, and as great as Shanahan is, is finding the mismatches and making sure you play to your player strengths, putting them in position, make those plays. It's a beautiful thing. I know you don't know anything about soccer, but I could just. I could show you a clip. I could just show you a clip of Barcelona playing. And it's like the death of a thousand passes and they just going back to back and they almost lulling the defense to sleep, leveling the defense, asleep until the right time. And it's just before you know it, the goddamn gold in the back, in the. In the back of the net. You don't know what the hell happened.
Shannon Sharpe
Yeah, tell me too much. We.
Clinton Porter's. Clint Clinton Porter's was unbelievable. He had way more talented. He was way more. Had way more talented than TD but he didn't take it as serious as TD.
Porter should be in the hall of Fame.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
That boy was eight.
Shannon Sharpe
Clinton Porter's had three 100 yards and 31 touchdowns in two seasons.
Two seasons.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Nice boy.
Shannon Sharpe
Yes.
Want to do, man.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Hey, y' all used to run that stretch, that stretch. Reporter. Yes, I think Peyton used to run that a lot too. They. I mean, we looked at the quarterback almost falling to get that stretch out there. Oh my goodness. And, and hey, port us a whole.
Shannon Sharpe
Hold and then we play pass off of it and throw the ball over your head.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Put us a whole last stretch long and cut back across that green.
Boy. Good night, Irene. Look. And one. Hey, once Porter hit that second level, un.
Shannon Sharpe
Oh, you good luck getting him back.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Good luck.
Shannon Sharpe
But if Porters would have taken it serious. Ocho. Do you know how many times on a.
Saturday night I sit up in my room at the bed check.
I see who leaving.
If I see who leaving. Who you think he'll see him leaving, Coach?
That's why he traded him. Who trade who's go. Who's going to trade a running back? Think about it. He's offensive rookie of the year. He goes to the Pro Bowl. The guy that he beats out for a Pro bowl spot is Ladanian Thomason. Ladanian Thomason had 1600 rush yards and a hundred catches in a season, and Portis beat him out for the Pro Bowl.
Mike traded him because of that.
He wouldn't want to work out.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Wait, he was lazy.
Hold on. Coming from a program like the University of Miami, where everything is dedicated, I.
Shannon Sharpe
Don'T know where it came from. I'm telling you what he was when he got to them, like the way them boys work.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Coming out to you, I just thought that that transition would have. Would have stuck, especially going into the league, man.
Shannon Sharpe
Man, Porter came to the game one time, hung over to my. I'm finna. Man, I can't play today, but get your ass out there and run some gas. Run that lick out and get your ass and do a. A contrast. They ain't got nothing to do with Mike. Mike ain't no portal looking down your throat.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
I bet he had one hell of a game, too.
Shannon Sharpe
A monster. A monster came.
Bad po. I said, pope, man, why you won't do right? He'll tell you. He'll tell you himself.
I mean, I got.
I mean, I thought it was just gonna be a matter of time. I didn't think he was gonna trade him. Cause I did all I could, you know, being a veteran presence there. Try to do all I could. Come on, Pope, man. Damn. Just do right.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Hey, matter of fact, wait. Who was the replacement?
Shannon Sharpe
Polk come to practice and wouldn't even have his shoes tied, and they couldn't tackle him.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Hey, matter of fact, you know what? If. If coach made that decision to let Portis go, that mean there had to be somebody behind him that they trusted or that maybe not as. Maybe not as good, but can. But we can. We can do just by.
They.
Shannon Sharpe
Who's that? I think it was maybe. Maybe Reuben Drones. I think it was Ruben.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
I remember Ruben. I remember. Hey.
Shannon Sharpe
Yeah, he ended up rushing for 1200.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Hey, what's the running back. Did you play with the running back? You didn't play with Travis Henry? Played in Denver, too. Denny.
Shannon Sharpe
No, I was gonna go. Yeah. Trav was gone. I was gone when Trav got there.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
I wonder. I wonder. I don't know why. I'm thinking. I'm thinking about running backs. I would have had Travis Henry doing.
Shannon Sharpe
You know, he.
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Shannon Sharpe
He would. He did some time. Ocho.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
No, no, I'm talking about the running back play for the Bill. Travis Henry.
Shannon Sharpe
He did some time.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Oh, I ain't know that.
Shannon Sharpe
Y.
Speaking of hall of Fame, Tarot Suggs went on Johnny's Glory Days podcast and talked about Antonio Brown's upcoming pro Football hall of Fame candidacy. Suggs said he's a first bat. Is he a first ballot? I wouldn't think so. The off the field stuff, they're gonna shy away from that probably until he get. Until it gets resolved. They let another murderer in the 90s.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Hold on.
Shannon Sharpe
They let another murderer in the 90s. I bet you if they could, they would have waited. Like, we might not want to put this guy in this fraternity just yet. Hey, I. I don't think. I don't think. Because you got to think about it. To had nut. Look, should Abb, first of all, let me say this. Should he be a first ballot based on what he did?
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Ray Charles, to see that.
Shannon Sharpe
Yes, yes.
But with. To. They changed the bylaws and they said what you did off the field and what you did in the locker room or on the sidelines could be weighed against you.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
So. So you see how they did that? Huh? You see how they were able to move the goal post? You see how they would move the goalposts? And having the power to control.
Having the power to be able to control when and who not to let in. When they retired. The criteria for making the Pro Football hall of Fame is conducted and based off what you do in between the goddamn lines.
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Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Now it used to. Now be making it personal.
Shannon Sharpe
They changed.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Yeah, they changed it. They changed it for. For. In their favor. So if you don't conduct yourselves in the manner in which we see fit away from the game of football, now, we can chastise you for it. We can chastise you for it. I mean, listen, AB Is a bona fide hall of Famer, no matter what. I understand what he's done off the field. I even understand some of the stuff he's done on the field. But when he would. When it was time to go. When you talk about the story, you talk about some of the greatest NFL receivers that ever played. His mother almost cursed. Greatest receivers that ever played this game. You can't tell the story without mentioning Antonio goddamn Brown.
Shannon Sharpe
You're right. I think he's talking about O.J. but O.J. was already in. That's the one thing about that fraternity. Once you're in, you can't. They can't take you out. You're there for perpetuity. So. So I think he was talking about O.J. but O.J. was already in. So there's nothing you can do. Now, maybe at USC they removed some of his paraphernalia or they took him down, I don't know. But in the NFL, you, once you go into that building, you're in that building.
I just think the thing is Ocho, I just think he's gonna have to wait. They made to wait three rounds to. If Tio is not a first ballot hall of Famer, the man had the third, had the third most catches. I think at the time of his retirement, he had the second most receiving yards, over a thousand yards. He's only, there's only been three men. There's been a first team all pro with three different men with three different teams. Deion Sanders, Ted Hendricks and one to. So three men in the history of the game has been a first team all pro with three different teams to led San Francisco in yards, he led.
Buffalo in yards, he led Philly in yard, he led Dallas in yards. He led Cincinnati. Five teams, five. Yeah, you know what?
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
You know what I don't like? I don't like the fact that they hold, they hold so much power. They control everything. Yeah, they able to control everything. And you have players, you have players that played extremely well at a very high level consisting for a very long time, and you have people that are able to control, you know, and, and if it, it affects a lot of players that want to be a part of that fraternity so bad, you want to be. So you have to, you have to pander to it, you know, you, and you, you're. It's out of your control. So if you, you can't even almost, you can't even be yourself. You have to be something different. You have to conform to what they want you to be like, why you're playing the game in order to be a part of this over here, because of what it means, one of the greatest, if not the greatest achievement as an NFL player. But, or.
Shannon Sharpe
And the thing is, I mean, I don't know if he's talking about O.J. but O.J. was acquitted. Now, you might think he did it or he know who did it or he has something to do, but he went before 12 men and women and they said not guilty.
After that, we can come up with conjecture and speculation and innuendo all we want, but at the end of the day, he went before a jury of his peers and they heard all the evidence and they said not guilty. But I don't. Like I said, is AB A Hall of Famer? Yes. Do I think he's going to have a hard time getting in based on his history of his off the field activity and the way he conducted himself in Pittsburgh? Because you got to realize, Ocho, when you go before the board. Somebody Ed would probably have to be his presenter. So he would have to get up there and says, okay, Antonio Brown had this many catches, had this, this, this and this. But also.
So you see how that goes. Now some, you know, some guys like, hey, Tom Brady guy gonna say Peyton Manning. The guy just ain't say a word. Peyton, man, yeah, slot back down. Tom Brady gonna be the same thing. Sit back down. Some guys, you know, offered Jerry Rice sit back down. Emmy Smith, you know, some things like that. But I think he's gonna have a hard time getting in based because like you said, it's 50 men and women and every man and woman knows ab story.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Yeah.
Shannon Sharpe
It is what it is.
Jerry. Judy didn't exactly calm things down over the week when asked by the media about the Shador sideline exchange. In fact, Cleveland is up in arms over him saying it's the media's fault. He's picking fights with reporters and his own Browns teammates. Let's take a listen, Ocho, to what he had to say.
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Shannon Sharpe
But you're right.
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Shador (Football Player)
Taught them off Camera, you feel me? That's probably what I would have done different, you know, of course I'm gonna speak mind and tell me what. And say what I need, what I see out there. But, you know, you know, it what it, man, Just me and Shadow are good. You know, stuff like that happens, you know, y' all gonna make it bigger than what it is, you know, because the media, you know, that's what y' all feed off of, negativity, you know, but it is what it is. This is the life we live, so, you know, we move on from it. And I live in real life, you know, so what happened around in this locker room, you know, just real. Not what's going on on social media and everything. So me and Shador.
Shannon Sharpe
Good.
Shador (Football Player)
Everything good, man. We Grayvilleville.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Everything is magnified. Everything is magnified. Especially when you're losing, obviously. All the turmoil, all the questions, all the.
Shador (Football Player)
All the.
Shannon Sharpe
No, it ain't. Because everything was magnified. Was it magnified? Because. What about the Eagles Magnified.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Their situations magnified because even though they were winning during that time, he had issues. You had, you know, certain people, individuals coming out, you know, having their displeasures, you know, posting stuff on social media. So it created. It created a firestorm. So it gave the media something to talk about. Over there.
Shannon Sharpe
Over there.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Excuse me, over there in Cleveland, obviously, the interaction between Judy, the animated interaction between Judy and goddamn Sanders on the sideline is something not. Not new. Not new, but it's new. It's new to them. It's new to them. Two players are not on the same page. And that way of communicating, it wasn't the right way to communicate. It wasn't the right way. Now, if they were winning, if they were winning and they were. They were. They were playing well all season long. Oh, it wouldn't be no problems. Something that they just sweep right up under the rug. But listen, Shador second start. Two of them, they going at. On the sideline. Oh, we got a motherfucking story now.
Yeah, talk to me, baby.
Shannon Sharpe
Why we. Why he got to be the media? The media job is to report.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Absolutely.
Shannon Sharpe
You got these. His. You got these demons. Demonstrative antics. What do you think they think? And I told you, it could have been nothing. Oo. But when you get animated like this and all Shador was sitting down, and then all of a sudden Shador stands up and said, what are you.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Absolutely. Hey, can I tell you something?
Shannon Sharpe
Just say, look, guys, yeah, I could have handled that situation better. I'm the vet in this situation. I Should have handled that situation a lot better than what I did. I saw something one way, he saw it another way. Whatever differences we had that could have been resolved behind closed doors, I was always conscious of that, Ocho. Because I know, you know, I'm demonstrative. Cause I already know. So now you start yelling. I start yelling, you say something. And the one thing I don't ever want to go across a bridge that I can't go back across. You say something in the heat of the moment.
You know, drunk kids and angry people will tell you how they truly feel about you. So you have to be careful when you're angry about what you say. So I was always conscious of that. If I had something to say to the quarterback, be it John, be it Greece, be it Tony Banks, Trent, Jake Plummer. I always like Matt, bro. This is what I was thinking.
And so forth and so on. But by the same token, I expected them to. To, you know, to give me that kind of grace. Also, because I promise you, you show me up, you're not gonna like my.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Right, right, right.
Shannon Sharpe
Cause if you bring it to me, I gotta give it back to you. Plus, because I gotta make sure you get it. Because I don't wanna. I don't want anybody to say, well, I didn't get what you. Yeah, you got this here. So that's why I was always conscious knowing the camera was around. Even not as many cameras as they have now, Ocho. But I understood. People in the stands, you getting animated. They get animated. Ain't nothing.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
I told you. I told you. It happened to me one time. Yeah, just like that. But mine was. Mine was in the field of play. Oh, we Monday Night Football. We playing. We playing the Steelers. I'm already frustrated because they're not able to get me the ball. Everything they doing, Ike, right in front of me, safety over top. So you already know I'm frustrated. So the ball, when I do get the balls, I mean, the balls that do come to me, it's gonna be very few. And the one boy, I'm open. I beat the double team. The ball is not supposed to come to me. I told Carson on this, just give me a shot. I'm finna work these boys. And unk. He overthrew. He overshot it a little bit. And lo and behold, you know, the camera already on me, man. You know, I already keep one chin strap already unbuckled, man. I snapped the other one. I'm mad. Going back to the huddle. Carson met. Carson met me halfway before you got off the field. Before you get off the field, if you ever.
Show me up like that again, I won't throw you another ball the rest of the game just like that. Not playing no games. Why? I ain't say nothing the rest of the game. I ain't say none of the rest of the game because I understood who had the control and being able to get that ball to me. Yeah, but one time, it took me one time. Never had an issue again.
Shannon Sharpe
Because I know how I am. O Joe, look, I understand his job isn't easy. Not.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
It's not.
Shannon Sharpe
But I'm like, man, I. I wanted to say some stuff.
But, nah, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna show him up. Because you know what happens? You show the guy up, he throw it to you, you drop the ball, go through your hands, didn't get picked. Now everybody looking at you sideways, you say, you wanted it, he threw it to you, you threw it back at him, or you let. Hey, you gave it to the other guy.
I was always mindful of that. Oh, I re. I. I really am. And even in. I remember in college, I used to, like, just throw it. Just throw it out there.
And I'm just like, Coach Dave would grab me and say, son, they. I said, coach, we go over this every day in practice. They can't guard me. That's all I'm saying. Coach, just give me a chance. Just put it up.
But.
I just, like, like I said, sound like, look, look, everybody is not as versed as dealing with the media because you understand Ocho.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
It's a skill to that.
Shannon Sharpe
It is Ocho. I was very, very fortunate because I remember in college, I'm standing in front of the mirror, I'm talking to myself. They asked me a question, I had a good game. This is how I'm going to respond. This is how I'm. If I had a bad game, I had a couple of drops, I missed some assignments. I was going, this is how I'm going to do it. So by the time I got there, like, okay.
You know, I'm looking at other guys. I see Steve Atwater, how he talk. I see Dennis Smith, how he talks. I hang around a little while and watch Elway, see how he talked to the media. I'm like, okay, okay, a little bit. Okay, Try to stay level. Try to stay, you know, even keel. Not get. Not get, you know, too disappointed, you know, Obviously, yeah, sometimes I'm not gonna have a. I'm not gonna have a game. I'm gonna have a drop or two. In a. In a tough spot. But just trying to. Just like, just to be level, just to be understanding. They got a job to do.
Kelsey (Football Analyst)
I understand.
Shannon Sharpe
We all have jobs to do. Even though I didn't do my job to the best of my ability, that doesn't excuse me from not helping you do your job. I always understood that. Ocho and I tried to be professional. Always tried to be professional.
In that aspect of it, but it's not easy when you're not playing well.
And people like, well, the guy might have played better if such and such would have played better. Yeah.
It'S just. But social media is hard now, Ocho. It had been, you know, I don't know. Would I have had fun with social media? Yeah, I probably would have took some shots at some guys I'm playing against. Absolutely. Because that's just my nature. I couldn't help it.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Let me see. You know what's funny is I didn't. I need. I didn't need social media. I.
Shannon Sharpe
You.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
I use the media to take my shots. But you have to understand, see, you. You and I were a little different. So my comparison as far as taking shots, I would use a comparison with me and Steve Smith Sr. Steve Smith Senior. He taking shots. And he meant that like he meant every word he said. If he's talking about somebody now, my taking shots, for sure. Taking shots and sending gifts to the secondary as a whole. You already know it's entertainment. You already know it's entertainment. Is. Is more of an invitation as to the competition in making sure. Boy, you better be on your. On your P's and Q's come Sunday.
Shannon Sharpe
Better be on your best behavior, because I.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Listen, I. I already gave you bullet to Bo material. Now it's up to you to be able to stop it. That's all. That's all. I mean, but. Oh, man. Well, if I could. If I could do it again, I do it the same way and add some more to it. Boy. Hey, I came up with some great ideas watching today's game that I wish I was still playing. I can go back and implement it then.
Shannon Sharpe
Yeah. Bass Bitty bad spitty bass. I haven't watched many because I was. I played a couple years. Like I said, my. My last year in Baltimore, I went to the Pro bowl, which was his first year, which was 2001. Smitty. First year was 2001. He was at the Pro Bowl. He was at the Pro bowl as a return of that year. So that was my really first introduction to him. And, you know, he was Always. He was always. He was all. He's been always cool to me. He's always been respectful. He's always been great. But, man, just watching him play, he angry.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Play like he's six, five.
Shannon Sharpe
He, He. He is. He's literally angry. Now. He'll catch a touchdown. And if it means that after I catch this touchdown and celebrate. I gotta whip your ass in the corner of the end, though. I'll do that, too.
If I got. If I gotta fight you in the middle of the feet. Hey, man, no, you got to understand.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Hey, Chad, I don't. I don't know if y' all know. Does the chat know that Steve and I played at Santa Monica Junior College in la? We played on the same team. So what the people with the world saw once he got to the NFL, hell, I saw that in 1997 and 1998 in LA. He was the exact same way. He was. He was a pit bull. He was angry. Nobody might not have pissed him off, but his style of play, it was like somebody did something wrong to him. Like somebody pissed him off.
Shannon Sharpe
Yeah. And he said, you know, he had. He's dealing with some issues and, you know, he's gotten counseling and he got counseling, got better, but he's a lot better now. Man, Smitty used to be like. Like Smitty. Damn. All the time. All the time. You on 12.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
He fighting. Hey, listen, he whooping teammates. He whipping his teammates. He whipping the other team. You know, it'll matter who it is.
Shannon Sharpe
Yeah, he like sharp, man. Don't play with me. Hey, when he say don't play with him and leave that alone, he mean that. Now, don't let that size fool you. Everybody be talking like they talk reckless now. Oh, no, he's still. Hey, he's still on that type of time now.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Absolutely.
Shannon Sharpe
He's still on that type of time.
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Another streak that might be coming to an end. Ocho Mike Evans needs to average 173172 yards per game in the remaining five games to hit 1,000 mark for the 12th consecutive season. Evans is currently tied with Jerry Wright for the most consecutive streaks at 11. The only difference is Evans all came to start a career.
Will he make history?
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Ocho it would be hard. It would be hard. I'm not, I'm not sure if, if, if they can find a way to get in the ball to be able to average that many yards with all the talent that they have over there. Offensively, Bucky Irvin's now back. He's healthy.
Playing out his mind. Tez Johnson so, so I, I think it would be difficult, especially when he, when he does come back, I think defenses are still going to focus on him. I I think they're still going to focus on him based on what he based on his resume and what he's done over the next extended period of time and how dangerous he is in one on one situations.
Shannon Sharpe
Has anybody ever averaged 172 games. 172 yards over five games.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
That's very difficult to do.
Madden.
Shannon Sharpe
That's Almost, that's almost 806. 800 yards in five games.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Now you know what's funny? Let's say if he was in the offense like maybe the Rams or maybe the offense like the Seattle Seahawks, I could see him doing it. I could see it doing it. But that's not the type of offense that they have. He's able to get that, he's able to get those type of yards or that consistency for the past 11 years over an extended course of a season, not being able to do it in a short amount of time in a five game span unless he goes crazy for a 300 yard game and then you, you consistently have a 75, then maybe a 120. Like that's different. That's, that's.
Shannon Sharpe
There ain't been a whole lot of 300 yard games. There've been a lot of 200 yard games and a whole lot of 300.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
It's possible, it's possible. You, you play against a team that, that has a defensive coordinator that says, we playing, man. We don't give up. We don't give a goddamn hell who we playing. You gonna have to show us you can beat us. It's, it's a process, it's a possibility.
Shannon Sharpe
Normally it's a guy with exceptional speed, Ocho, because you got to break a big one. If you go back and look at when Megatron, Megatron had 15 for 320. I think Megatron had 13 to 14 for 329. Flipper had 15 for 339. Who else had a 300 yard game? I think Stefan Paige didn't. I think Stefan Page had. Jimmy Smith had 291 against the Ravens in 2000. They might have not have been. They might be only 5, 6, 300 yard games in the NFL. How many 300 yard games have been in history?
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Yeah, six. That's it.
Shannon Sharpe
Flip. Flip had, flip had 330. Had 339.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Yeah.
Shannon Sharpe
336. Yeah. Megatron had 329. Somebody had 306. Was that Stefan Page? 309 Megatron.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
That was again Dallas, wasn't it?
Shannon Sharpe
Who'd he play for?
Oh, Crazy legs.
No, I don't know. No Jim Benton. I was gonna say Tom Fears.
No. Who you play for?
Ooh.
Oh, hell no. I get it. He played in the 50s. We, we can't count those. We don't know if they're the field was actually. Who was it? Oh, Julio had 300 on the head against.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Oh, yeah, yeah. When he put, when he caught that ball off the head.
Shannon Sharpe
Yeah. Over Keely Kely.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Hey, Julio was gangster.
Shannon Sharpe
Wow.
Man, that's a, that's a lot. That's a, that's a, that's a lot. That's a lot. I mean, you know, you've had guys had some 250s, 260s, 270s, like I said. Jimmy Smith had 291 against us. Terence Small, I've been on the field a couple of guys had 200. Terrence Small had 200 against us one year with New Orleans on that Monday night game. Did Stefan page have another 200 yard game against the Broncos in 1990?
Ocho, you had a 260. Chase had a 263.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
I had a 260, a 260, a 209 and a 190. Like three weeks back to back, going crazy. I, I don't know what the hell I ate. Well, I know what I ate. I ate McDonald's. But I, I was going, I went bananas.
Shannon Sharpe
Okay.
336, 329.
Wow.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Hey, the NFL need to let me come back, man. At least let me come back and kick.
Shannon Sharpe
And do what?
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Kick. Be a kicker. Because listen, the game is the game, is not it?
Shannon Sharpe
How many had that night?
I was on the feet and Steph our page had 206 against us on a Monday night killing y'.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
All.
Shannon Sharpe
I remember that.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Yeah, he must be a small receiver, huh?
Shannon Sharpe
Yeah, he was cooking us.
I like, damn. I, I ain't really knowing a whole lot about Stefan Page, you know, I, I look, I knew like obviously the, the big time receivers and everything, but man, I say damn, he must look at the slot.
I don't know where. He must have lined up off size because we didn't cover him. They didn't know he was back there because he was cooking. He was cooking us. Oh.
Giants rookie Jackson Dart say he will not be spending his bye week with friends and family. Dart said, it's all ball for me. It's all ball. Just study and game plan. Ocho, how rare is this?
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
I like very, I like it very rare. But obviously you have a bye week for a reason. You have a buy week for a reason. It's the chance for you to mentally reset. You go spend your time with your family, your friends, man.
Shannon Sharpe
Oh, so he gotta have a good time to reset. He got five more weeks. His season's gonna be over. He can go read Then stay in the game plan.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
If you can stay in the game plan, you could do that. You could do that with your. With your family and your friends.
Shannon Sharpe
No, you can't. You know damn well you. Instead of taking that playbook, Let me ask you something.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
We in week 14, right? We. We in week 14. You're not going to the playoffs. Enjoy your family and friends. Get you a little mental reset. So the next five weeks, you can come in there fresh, mentally reset, and come in there and see if you can finish the season off strong. And it's cute. I like what you're doing, but, like, come on now. Enjoy yourself, man.
Shannon Sharpe
I think Steve debur was the quarterback, too, for the Chiefs. Man, he cooked us, man.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Steve the bird. The quarterback. It was the quarterback. Used to wear the. Not the cowboy collar. Had the.
Shannon Sharpe
Oh, Steve Grogan neck roll. Steve Grogan for the Patriots.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
They got damn donut. How you play quarterback with a damn donut on?
Shannon Sharpe
I think it was the bird was the quarterback, wasn't it?
They. Man, they run that play, man. They run that because they had Barry Word and Christian Okoye. So. Man, when they run Kansas City.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Kansas City.
Shannon Sharpe
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, they run it. And that's. That's what's so amazing. Cause Brian Schottenheimer is nothing like his dad. His dad was like three yards in a cloud of dust.
Brian Schottenheimer airing that thing out. He ain't nothing like his dad.
Bye week. What'd you do on your bi week, Ocho? Did you go back to Miami? You go to Vegas? What'd you do?
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
You know, I don't gamble and I don't party. Hey, bye week. I'm back in Miami, relaxing. I'm in the pool. Video games. In the pool, video games, hot tub, cold tub, hot tub, cold tub, video games. Nothing. Nothing to do with football, period.
Shannon Sharpe
Yeah, your only recorded stat with a tackle on a punt. Yeah, I got it.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Yeah, you was out there tackling.
Shannon Sharpe
Hey, Horan hugged that thing up. I back beating him, too. I said, oh, he gonna fair kick. I said, oh, he ain't gonna fair catch it.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
You timed it up perfect.
Shannon Sharpe
No gain on the plate.
Hey, Shay with that gun, my man. Okay, see, I was second on the special team to tackle my first year. I led special teams in tackle my second.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Me too. My first year.
Shannon Sharpe
No damn special team.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
I did my rookie year, I played special teams. I was the wedge buster. I was the foe on the left.
Shannon Sharpe
Boy, you too little. You ain't got enough ass to be no wedge buster.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Are you forgetting when I came in as a Rookie, I was 240.
Shannon Sharpe
Nah, you need to be more than 240 to be the wedge buster you got. Hey, look here. You definitely tried to get a concussion. You the wedge buster. Because back then.
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Shannon Sharpe
Who did that? Who did that? Ocho, we just saw, man. They had them big old dude, it might have been Seattle. And they had them. They had 94 and 95 was running out there just cleaning people clock.
Cause back comes back back when I first got. They don't let you do it. They used to hold hands. So you had. Guy, you had D.2D tackles and an offensive lineman. So you had damn near over three a thousand pounds in front of you.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Man.
Shannon Sharpe
Damn.
Man. We played. We played the Raiders one year in Barcelona. Rich Richard Smith was our special teams coach now. I think he's a linebacker coach somewhere, but he was up there. Meeting says I want we storming the beach. This is Normandy. We're storming the effing beach. I want someone to go over the top and make a play.
I said, man, I ain't on special teeth. I don't know who you talking to. It ain't me. Cause I had gave up my spot. As a matter of fact, gave my spot to Anthony Lynn.
I won't see somebody over the top and make a play. Sure enough, boop. Kick that thing off.
Dude caught it. They had that three man wedge a land over the top. Broke his leg.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Broke his leg.
Shannon Sharpe
Broke his leg.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Hell no. Shirt tackling.
Shannon Sharpe
Oh, no, not sh. Man, I had to get up off there oo Cuz I had played special team. I was. And coach re. Coach Reed was wondering why oo I was tired think about oo. I'm still the gunner in 92, but now I'm starting to start and play more. Coach Reed wonder why I'm tired. Coach, I just did a fuller. I had to beat two guys, do a full out sprint 50 yards and then you talk about go right into the game. Okay, I run a play. Okay, we don't get third. I run a play. Ocho, we don't get the first down. I gotta come in and be the gunner. And he told me get down the field.
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Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Oh.
Shannon Sharpe
So I'm like, man, please.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Your conditioning got to be crazy.
Shannon Sharpe
Crazy because you see, hey, you see guys tap. They come in, get a play.
Just by luck. I come out on special team. They get a big punt return. That's my fault.
But that was. There were the days. I mean, look, special teams. I don't Know how effective I could have been with this style of kick, you know, kick off ocho and kick return. Cause you know, hey, boy, we just a blind side crack box. Them peel blocks.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Hey, better keep.
Shannon Sharpe
Hey, it's hard to peel block somebody.
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Shannon Sharpe
First of all, you can't do it.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
You got to do this. Open your. Open your arms up and just stand in the way.
Shannon Sharpe
That's.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
That's. That's the gist of what you can do.
Shannon Sharpe
Good boy. Hey, somebody be thinking they running, bro. You think you running all the way down there. You think they just gonna let you run all the way downfield? Ain't nobody gonna block you.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
They gonna get. They gonna catch you.
And you better keep. Keep that head on a swivel. You're gonna be looking at your hole.
Shannon Sharpe
You got to keep your head on a swivel. Oo.
You gotta keep your head on the swivel, boy. There. There was a day, man, o. I just. I was thinking about it like, I wonder if somebody would have actually said if. If I wasn't who I was, cuz I just like.
And Richard Smith, our special teams coach, and we're in a meeting and he's talking about how he want us to be violent. He want us to strike and everything. He said, I want to have the best kick return and punt return. He want to have the best teams alive. So he's like, this is what I want. I want violence. I want people to be reckless. I want people to be afraid to play the Denver Broncos special teams. The kick. I say. I say, rich, you want to lead the NFL and kick returns. He stopped the field mo show. That's what I'm talking about. This is a Pro bowl all Pro tight end saying he want to lead the league and kickoff return. I say, well, take me off. My man gonna make the tackle every.
Hey, hey, if y'.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
All.
Shannon Sharpe
If anybody know Richard Smith, ask anybody then. And that was enough. He stopped it. I said, hey, well, you need to take me out because my man gonna make the tackle every time.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Funny boy.
Shannon Sharpe
Alien. That's how Alien Anthony Lynn used to be coach of the Jazz. Used. Was the coach. I think it was the coach. No, he was the coach of the. The Chargers, I think.
Yeah, I didn't know that.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Okay.
Shannon Sharpe
Yeah. Richard Smith with a special teams coach. A. Lynn had just got there, but A. Lynn ended up in making a team. He was a fullback for us, but he made the team on special teams.
He's the Bears linebacker coach. Okay.
That'S my guy. All right. Ocho, time to get out of here on this. It's time for our final segment of the evening. It's time for Q and A. Oh, man.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Hey, hey. Tell us more about the.
Shannon Sharpe
Nah, we will leave cooking. Where we at? Cookie. Husband or boyfriend might be mad because I'm sure somebody go, there's a plenty of cookies. They don't know it ain't just one cookie. There's a lot of different type of cookies. Could be Oreo, oatmeal, Raven chocolate chip, Ritz crackers.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
If you understand the way God. If you understand the way God work. Cookie. Cookie is available. Huh? Cookies available.
Shannon Sharpe
Not.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Okay, my bad. I forgot. You got a little. You got a little. Little sit.
Shannon Sharpe
Yeah.
And y' all see. Y' all saw Dr. Bryant talking me through how I should do my relationship. You saw Dr. Yeah, I saw.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
I saw it.
Shannon Sharpe
Yeah.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Yeah, I should have been there for that because I got some questions for Ms. Bryan.
Shannon Sharpe
Well, you want me to put you in touch? I can put it in touch with me.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Oh, no.
Shannon Sharpe
Samuel said Ocho bye week with every week with them. Sorry. Hey, Bingles. Dang. Ocho. He said y' all was on the bye week every week.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
I don't know. I don't. They might have been on the bye week, but I was out there putting up numbers.
Shannon Sharpe
Samari RA6704 says Judge Judas is so Buns. Smith is right. He's just a jag.
That what they call. Just what they call Jerry Jude, they call this man Judas. Now.
Kevin Bout.
If y' all lose in the buffet and locker room, man, go ahead on, man.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Hey, who the Broncos got this week, huh?
Shannon Sharpe
Who we got this week?
Raiders. We got the Raiders.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Yeah, that. That's a scrap game. Y' all gonna lose that. Y' all gonna lose that one.
Shannon Sharpe
Did I tell you? Didn't I tell you? We gonna sweep the NFC East? Did we not sweep the NFL?
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
If you understand the way the game of football works, for some reason, the Raiders are gonna beat y'.
Shannon Sharpe
All.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Now, I. I said it here first. I'm not being disrespectful to Broncos fans. I'm just saying that's the way I football goals.
Shannon Sharpe
That's what you want. You said. You said the commander was gonna be.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Say that how they gonna be handle jaden Daniels.
Shannon Sharpe
Old School 513 with the Browns opening the 20 weight 21 day practice windows for Deshaun Watson. Do you see him taking another snap with the Cleveland Browns?
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
That's a great question. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Do they throw him in there and he hasn't had any opportunity to have training camp. He hasn't any had any opportunity to, you know, to go with the ones. I don't, I don't think so, but I think he's on the roster next year. And if, if they're not happy with the way the season ends with Shadour at the helm, maybe Deshaun Watson is the quarterback next year.
They still owe him.
Shannon Sharpe
How much do they still owe Deshaun? Don't they got another year, two on that contract? I, I, I, they probably still owe him another 70, 80 million dollars.
So he is on only on the hook for 46 million next year. That's it.
Yeah. Only.
Deshaun Allen. What's up, uncle no Show? My question is, how difficult is it for y' all to choose the right agent to represent you and make the right decisions? Well, it's difficult.
I had several agents. The agent that I started with, and then for my second contract I had a different agent, and for my third contract, I had a different agent. And so the agent that I got for my fourth contract in 96, he's still my agent today. So almost 30 years I've had one guy, but it's hard. It all depends on what you're looking for for an agent. Some agents, all they want to do is contracts. Some agents have an agency where they'll handle everything. They'll pay your bills, they'll have somebody do your taxes, they'll do all that other stuff. Whatever you need, they have. You know, some people now, you know, a lot of people go to CAA or they go to.
What'S the wme, or they go to what's the other uta they do the Washington Group. It just all depends because now you want marketing and you want advertisement, and you want to try to build a business or you want to do tv. So it's just, it's hard. I mean, you know, do just do your research and what are you looking for? That's the main thing you have to ask yourself, what are you looking for? Are you looking for someone to just do TV contracts and that's it, or you want somebody to do TV contracts and position you in TV for when you're done? Yeah, that's a whole different story. But it's not easy at all. It's really hard.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
I think also, you know what, when you say it's not easy, I think another thing that makes things easy, regardless of who you, who your, who your agent is, is who the player Is you talking about who's the player? What does he do on the field? Because sometimes the player on the field makes the goddamn agent job extremely easy. Makes it very easy. So I had two agents my whole career. My first agent, obviously, come my rookie year. Jerome Stanley. Jerome Stanley. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. He said he set me up big time. Not just being my agent, he sent me big time. Even now, where some of the stuff that he put in place during my rookie year still has me able to survive years beyond me playing a goddamn game. And then, obviously, after that, I was with the Shark, who. Who I consider one of the better agents in the NFL. Drew Rosenhaus. And I think about the. I think about the. The movie Jerry Maguire. I, you know, and I. I picture, you know, that's who Drew is, you know, in real life. Drew and Jerry Maguire, he gonna squeeze and get you every goddamn penny he can, you know, especially if you're not a player that's of. Of.
Shannon Sharpe
Of.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Of status, you know. Oh, he go, he gonna get you what you want, and he gonna get you what you need. So for me, I was very fortunate in only having two agents, and those two, I did have. Jerome Stanley. No, I. If I. I'm sure you'll see this. If I. If I've never had a chance to tell you thank you. I'm gonna tell you thank you now again because of what you've done. Back then, when I was a rookie, boy, still to this day, man, I'm floating, boy. I'm floating high. I appreciate it.
Shannon Sharpe
Yeah. My first agent was my brother's agent because, look, I wasn't gonna make no whole lot of money, and I didn't want to give up no 3, 4% or no $63,000, so. So he's like. He's like. Told my brother he'd do the contract for free, so.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Oh.
Shannon Sharpe
Dylan Bennett. The Falcons have more sacks than the Cowboys, but they don't miss.
True and infamous Micah and Green Bay getting sacks after sack every week. How many sacks does Cowboys defense combined have this year?
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Combined? I don't think they have 12 and a half.
Shannon Sharpe
I hope they got 12 and a half.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
I hope.
Shannon Sharpe
But Michael. But Michael Miles Garrett definitely have more sacks than some teams.
Cowboys have 29.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Okay, my bad.
Matt Rogers
Damn.
Shannon Sharpe
They 20 what? They 20 what? 20 something behind 21, 22 behind the Broncos, because I think the Broncos leave with 51.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Broncos going crazy. I got Bonito. And what's the other young bull on the other side of Benito Cooper.
Boy. Nice boy.
Shannon Sharpe
Who next close to him.
Yeah. And then you got Zach Allen in the middle. So.
Brandon Martinez, Dallas fans, don't let this loss get to you. This is. The NFC is tougher than the afc. Watch Brian Schottenheimer turn this franchise around. We had a bad start, but we have a future. Just watch.
Why you look up like that? I don't know. I mean, how many, how many, how many teams in the NFC have double digit wins? Because I can name two in the AFC that got double digit wins. The Broncos and the Patriots. Both of them got. One got 11, the other got 10. So how many teams in the NFC since you say is tougher, have more than, more than 10 or 11 wins?
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Do you think, you think that might be the reason why he's saying it's tougher? Because the level of competition is, is so even. As opposed to the Patriots running through the easy and what he may consider the easy.
Shannon Sharpe
No, the Patriots are good and the Cowboys aren't.
That's what I make of that.
That's. That's what I make of it.
Tg072185 hey, guys, I don't see how the league has no issue replaying a concussion. We don't need to keep seeing that. Treat it like other gruesome injuries.
I mean.
Okay.
What cost you the game? I hate to say it, but Jerry Jones is going to see go to the grave before you see another Super Bowl. Shaking my head. Look, they, they, they got, they've got to. They have an offense that's capable. They have one of the better offenses. I mean, they, I think they lead the league in total yards. They can score points. They can't stop anybody.
See, now if you can't stop anybody, and let's just say for the sake of art, you can't stop anybody or you get stopped, you settle for three. Next thing you know, I mean, now all of a sudden it's boom, you down 10, three. Now you down 17 three. Now you're down 17 six. Now you're down 24. Hard. It's hard to play like that.
Y' all keep saying the, the Patriots schedule is pretty easy. Y' all believe the Cowboys can beat the Patriots?
Y' all believe the Cowboys can beat the Broncos? Because if I'm not mistaken, I think the Broncos played the Cowboys.
Y' all realize y' all lost to the Cardinals. So what? The Carter going to the playoffs. Y' all keep on talking. Y' all keep on talking about the schedule. Think about, look at the teams that y' all lost to. How the Cardinals looking.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Kobe. Hey, Jacoby. Brissette throwing for a thousand yards every.
Shannon Sharpe
Game and did it on y'. All. Kobe. Jacoby Brissette got a starting job in the NFL thanks to y' all on a Monday night. Do y' all remember that, cuz? I do. Tino Davis. Do y'. All. Do y' all know even if Micah. Hold up. Do y' all know even with Micah, they were trash.
So I guess they sanitation now or garbage, cuz which is worse, trash or garbage?
All I know, Green Bay looking pretty good to me.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Yeah, look, hey.
Shannon Sharpe
All I know is Green Bay getting after the quarterback. That man got 12 and a half sacks. Y' all keep. All I know is Michael Parson has done something no other player has done in his career. Start their career off with at least double digit sacks.
He got 12. He started his career with 12 sacks. Think about all the great players, all the great sackers. He's the only one that's done that.
Fans. And J who love a cookie boy. Santa or Unc.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
That's a good one.
Shannon Sharpe
Man. My homeboy Bucket gonna call me tomorrow, man. What the hell you say, man? Man, what you talking about, man? My phone was blowing up.
McLover. I played golf with your brother recently. Very cool guy. Ocho, you? Hell, my boy never changed. Today's my birthday, fellas. 35. Any advice? Yeah, live to make to get 36.
What's your advice, Ocho?
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
I'm trying to think. 35.
Shannon Sharpe
That was so long ago. But I remember like, I remember 35.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
I was still playing, huh?
Shannon Sharpe
No, you were.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Yeah, I would just finish. I was. That was my early transition. I had just finished.
Shannon Sharpe
Yeah, I had just finished through. I just. That was my last season.
I retired.
That was a good old time, man. What I get will be 35. One more time.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Hey, Unc, I got, I got, I got. I got a joke for you real quick.
Shannon Sharpe
Oh, Lord have mercy. What's the joke?
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Hey, Chat. Y' all ready?
What do you call a deaf gynecologist?
What do you call a deaf gynecologist?
Shannon Sharpe
What you call it, Mocho?
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
A lip reader.
Man.
Shannon Sharpe
Oh, Lord have mercy. I'm sorry. Chat. Alex Palliks. Hey, Ocho, I got your man card today. Should I put you or Joy Galloway as my ex? What you think?
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Hey, put me, put me, man.
Shannon Sharpe
Joy Galloway had speed, man. That joke was so fast.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
And hey, always hold the ball like this. He pawned the ball. He won with the ball at 8. But Julia was fast, boy.
Shannon Sharpe
Yeah, man. Cause he's with Seattle first before he got traded to The Cowboys. So he's with Seattle. So we saw him twice a year. Man, that picture told Rascal could run. Boy, Ocho, man, the first time I saw him, that Joe was so pigeon told, I ain't know where to say hello. Bird seed, but that's. I know Ocho.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Hey, one thing, he could pick him up and put him down. Boy, what go.
Shannon Sharpe
Ain't a whole lot of receivers that came out of Ohio State that couldn't run.
Horace Tidwell. My nine under Buffalo Stampede lost the regional championship game 13:12 last week. Pop Warner national still invited us this weekend with a chance to win the Super Bowl. Pep talked to the kids about second chances. That's it. See, you just had delayed success. All is not lost. You still got an opportunity to get the ultimate destination. Man, come on, bro. This our second chance. A lot of people don't get second chances. You got one. Let's make the most of it.
Dark born Dallas got powder puff schedule. Remaining Vikings, Chargers, Washington and the Giants.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
The Charger.
Shannon Sharpe
Guess what? That's what the Charger's saying. They looking at Dallas on their schedule and said, we got a powder puff schedule. Y' all see y' all make it seem like Dallas like 10. Y'.
Odoo Advertiser
All.
Shannon Sharpe
Y' all make it seem like y' all got 10 wins.
You don't.
Aaron Jones. I told you guys last night, the Bills are trash for what they did. They knew Slay. Slay only wanted to play for the Eagles. Now you forced him into retirement. Shaking my head. How sad. Hey.
Maybe they thought he could help.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Exactly. Which is why. Which is why they went and got him.
Shannon Sharpe
You do realize teams are not trying to help other teams win. Do they know that? Oh.
T. Scared Car Wife detail. If you interview Kevin Gates, that would melt the Internet. When The Cat Part 2 Coming.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
I got. Damn Kevin Gates. Funny boy.
Shannon Sharpe
Yeah, I see him from time to time.
We tried to set up something. It didn't happen.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Hey, you know, a Kevin Gates would. Would do Stu Cray. I'm talking about crazy numbers. Because you don't know what he. What he's gonna say. And Charleston White would do crazy numbers.
Shannon Sharpe
You think?
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Charleston White? Oh, yeah, man. Man, listen, man. Hey, he won't get clean, won't get close to cat, but he damn sure gonna be up there. And then he's somebody that can talk about any topic. Like people might think he's a fool and talk crazy, but then he.
Shannon Sharpe
No, he calculated he'd say some outlandish stuff, but, you know, a lot of his stuff, a lot of his stuff, you know, it resonates. He'd be on point stuff.
Goldberg, 800. Hey, Uncle Nocho, y' all forgot about Prime Josh Gordon in Cleveland. If not for his mistakes.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Yeah, I think that. I think it was that. That 2014 season, if I'm not mistaken. I might have. I might have the year wrong, but boy, nah.
Shannon Sharpe
Yeah, it might have been 2014, 2015. You might have been right, Ocho. Yeah, you might be right.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Crazy.
Shannon Sharpe
When he had those back to back 200 yard games. Oh, he led, actually, he led. He missed. I think he missed the first two games that led the league in receiver with 1600 yards.
Bungee Vision tv. Oh, can you get guys, please to create a segment called Take it or leave it, where we ask y' all questions and give you. Give us advice. The kind of advice OBJ needed. Man, I don't think obj. Look, he's. He said he was just talking about in general. Ocho and I was talking about in general. We were just saying if somebody is spending $4 million in expenses a year and you don't have a business.
It'S just hard for me to see somebody spending that kind of money that doesn't have a business. Now if you. Jay Z, if you want these. LeBron, well, you got 24 hour security. You, Kevin Hart. Well, you got that kind of security. I get it then. I do. But look at the kind of money. LeBron and Kevin Hart and Hove and Bay. Look at kind of. And, and, you know.
Taylor Swift. Look at kind of money. Drake, look at the kind of money they're making.
Yeah. I mean, it takes money. Yeah, You. They gonna be protected out the yin yang. But I just can't mean.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Hey, could you imagine.
Shannon Sharpe
I'm not, I'm Ocho, I'm not. I'm not spending. I'm not spending no 50, 75, 000 for those damn cleats to play in no game. I don't give a damn what they are.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Hey, can you imagine what Kevin Hart or LeBron overhead is every month?
Shannon Sharpe
Yeah, I can imagine. Yes. You got 24 hours security, Ocho.
24 hours. They all. I mean, look, LeBron fly with the team, but LeBron flies private.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
He ain't got no choice.
Shannon Sharpe
Yes. When you go. When you go. When you go somewhere, you get in a yacht. You get in the yacht for a week or two, probably a hundred. $200,000, you know, a week, you stand in a suite, the presidential suite, probably five, $10,000 a night.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Different.
Shannon Sharpe
Yeah, absolutely different.
But the thing that really Would really get you. If you got kids and you not married and you have them in a state, you know, kids could be anywhere between 1500amonth. So 25, 30, 40, 50,000amonth.
Now tack on, you know, 10, 15, $20,000 a year private school.
So money go fast. Don't Joe.
Damn. But hopefully OJ OJ OBJ took care of his money. He made good money. He was a first round draft pick and he had endorsements big time. He had a Nike deal. I mean, he. So he did. So hopefully everything's okay. Hopefully everything works out with obj. Ocho and I, even though he were discussing. We were just saying. I said if he spent 4,000, $4 million a year, an overhead. That's. That's crazy. That's crazy.
King Payne, 21. Oh, geez. Older folk keep telling us what would happen to the game when so much money gets involved. No more heart and love for the game. Only the bag in 4K. Yeah, it's. Look, bro.
It'S tough, man. I mean, you tip your hat. The guys Ocho, that when they get the bag, they still play as if they broke. You look at a Brady, you look at a Manning, you look at a Jordan, you look at a Kobe, you look at a LeBron, you look at some of these guys, Ocho, they still play like they broke, like they destitute. And then you see some guys getting. And, man, they just, you know.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Yeah.
Shannon Sharpe
I'm trying to get. I'm trying to get another contract. So y'. All. Y' all found. Some of. Y' all found 100 million, 200 me, man. Let me try to get another. They might got 3, 400 for your boy. That. That's how you. And I think everybody don't think like that.
As 370. Hard Knocks made me get back on the Eagles. We gonna run this ish. And we gonna win the super bowl. Also. Slay wants to come home. What y' all think?
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Yeah, we talked. We talked about it earlier. I think that's the only thing I could think of. I mean, mentally, I think, you know, Slave must have been checked out. I'm sure they probably mutually agreed to part ways because things weren't working out over there in. In. In Pittsburgh. And he. I'm sure he was hoping.
Shannon Sharpe
Can you imagine, Ocho, you in Cincinnati, you healthy, you had a great week of practice, and you're a healthy scratcher.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
I don't like that.
Shannon Sharpe
They see.
Dulo Kante, watch the game at home. The best seats in the house. All you can eat and drink. True, true.
Man, I should. You know what I'm gonna find? I'm gonna find out. I'm gonna call my guy. Call my guy at, at the Broncos and see how much the cheapest suite is.
Because I. I'm trying to think. I went to. Hold on. I used to go to the Rams game and I went to. Us went to the suites a couple of times. As a matter of fact, I went to Matthew Stafford. I was with. With his wife, uh, Kelly.
She's great. She's unbelievable. She's really, really, really down to earth. And I can't. I don't know if I can say that about a whole lot of NFL quarterbacks wife, but she is really, really down to earth. If you didn't know who she was just talking to her, you would never know. Her husband is Matthew Stafford. That's the impression I got. Now I can't say with everybody else how she was with everybody else, but I'm just saying how she was with me.
Benji 97. Start. Cut. Marshall Fogg, Adrian Peterson, Ladanian Tomlinson. All I know is Marshall Fogg won a Super Bowl, He's a league MVP and a three time offensive player of the year. Adrian Peterson and Ladanian Thomason both won MVPs. Damn.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Yeah. Hey, that's. That's a tough one.
Shannon Sharpe
About time.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
You, you got one.
Shannon Sharpe
Damn.
Oh, Lord.
Marshall and Ladanian are really like very, very similar. AP didn't catch a whole lot of passes. Not saying that he couldn't, but that's not what his, his forte was. He is an old school. Old school, old school, old school, old school running back. Hand it to him, toss it to him.
Nobody scored like lt. This game is about scoring. So I gotta keep lt. Gotta keep him.
Damn.
Damn it. I'm cutting everybody.
I don't want none of them.
Love the pie. Keep it up. Your ocho good cookie on the show. That segment will be fire. Well, you're gonna have on the show. I ain't gonna be here.
Levin Levester. What's up, Uncle Nocho? Can you give a special shout out to my girlfriend Jazzy? She had a rough week and needs a little motivations. Thank you, thank you. And keep doing your thing. Jazzy, what's going on? Hopefully you're feeling better. I know a lot of jazzes. That's a very common name. Jasmine. Probably named Jasmine. But anyway, Jazzy, your man said you had a very, very rough week. We don't know what caused that week, but you know, sunshine follows rain. Pick your head. Pick it. Keep your Head up, put one foot in front of the other and realize sunshine follows rain. Whatever you're going through, just know God got you and you're going to come out on the other side being even better than when you went in. We love you here at Nightcap. Jazzy Brian BB Gaming. Ocho, did you really sleep at the stadium? For a bit, yeah. What the hell are you talking about? Where'd you sleep? Where'd you watch tv? Etc? What about if a baddie pulled up?
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Ain't no, ain't no baddies pulled up. I was locked in, but at players lounge. Players lounge had everything. Couches, video games, cable, pinball machine, PlayStation, Xbox was there at the time. Cafeteria. I mean everything was there. All the amenities that you would have in a house. Me coming, Me coming from nothing, going from college, only having a, you know what, four months of, of college. So I mean, I was, I was content. I was content. It wasn't like I was coming from a four year institution. Big pwi. And nah, I'm saving that money. What, what's the point of spending money on a place when everything I need is right here at work?
Shannon Sharpe
Kevin. I don't know how to say last name, bro, but it's you, Kevin. Yo, you should reach out to former usc. Walk on. Owen Hansen for Club Shay. Shay. He has an unbelievable story which much more than could be told.
Okay, we should have gave us a little insight. Eric Jordan, Scott, Uncle. No. Joe, need your help with one. Kennesaw State or Jackson? Jackson. Jacksonville State, Prairie View, A M? Jackson State or North Texas or Tulane?
Kennesaw State's in Georgia. I think they're pretty good. I don't really know a whole lot about Jacksonville State. Prayer View A and M. I know about them. I know about Jackson State, North Texas.
In that world, Mean Joe Green went. Didn't he go to North Texas and to Lane the Green Wave? I don't know anybody went there. But hey.
Ocho, where should he go? Kennesaw State, Jacksonville State, Prairie View, Jackson, North Texas or Tulane? I mean, I don't know what you, what you majored in, what you're looking for.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
I mean, my, my baby just went to, went to Prairie View A and M. She just graduated. So I don't know much about the other schools.
I never got the chance to experience the hbcu, so.
I would say Prayer View.
Shannon Sharpe
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he all over the place. I mean he got some HBCUs, he got some PWIs, so I don't really know what he looking for. HBOG sup, Uncle Ocho? I saw they're doing an airway documentary on Netflix. Can't wait to see it. What other team or sports would you like to see a documentary or series, Ocho?
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Another team or individual player?
Shannon Sharpe
It's a team or get series.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Let me see a team. I would like.
You.
Shannon Sharpe
First of all, you know LeBron is going to have a documentary. Yeah, of course.
Because he got cameras following him all the time.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
But his story. We all know his story because everything is. Is.
Like. It's live. We've lived it. We've lived this entire story.
Shannon Sharpe
Right.
They should do a doc. Did they do a documentary on Kobe?
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
I'm not sure.
Shannon Sharpe
He did his own.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Trying to think.
Who was really interesting.
Shannon Sharpe
I'm trying to think what should. Who should get a documentary.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
It got to be somebody interesting, too, though.
Shannon Sharpe
Yeah. Usain Bolt.
Damn.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
That's a great question.
Shannon Sharpe
No. Oh, you should do a documentary.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Well, my story's not finished yet, though.
Shannon Sharpe
Damn. The Dundee 74 Elkinocho. Much love. The Nightcap family best 3 to 5 billion ping pong, bowling dice. Who's winning between? Well, I'm winning the cards. I'm winning in dice. I'm probably gonna win in pool. Ping pong is a toss up. And if my hips don't stiffen up in frames 5, 6, and 7. I got it.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
You got who?
Shannon Sharpe
Ocho Sinko.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
No, I mean everything. Everything. They just named everything. They just.
Shannon Sharpe
You not beat me in cars. You not beat me in dice.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Not beat me in no dice or no cars. Man, what are you talking. You ain't beating me in no ping pong, let alone pool. You naming things I was an expert at in high school.
Come on now.
Shannon Sharpe
Marlin's 5, UNC. The rodeo is going on in Vegas. The rodeo is going on this. This week on in Vegas for 10 nights starting tonight. You should hit it up if you have some free time. You know what? I might stop by and see the b. I might see the rodeo. I don't know any of the famous bulls.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
You don't get on the ring bull while you out there.
Shannon Sharpe
I don't go to her. And I don't need to be on no rank bull.
Samuel Ramirez, 6000, 704. Uncle Nocho. Much love. I've been struggling. I'm 26, but y' all preaching to me. I'm grateful to be alive. Still teaching some wisdom. Hang in there, bro. Hang in there. Keep fighting.
Uncle Joe (Co-host)
Lock in day to day.
Shannon Sharpe
Saw your Carson 7826. When you start losing yourself, how did you find it again? And if you haven't found yourself yet, what advice for people to do? So love y'. All.
You know those saying is that self is not something you find, self is something you create.
Now, it's easy to get caught up in a lot of different things. Money, praise, adulation.
But who are you? Before you had any of that, who were you? At your core, who are you?
Football. That's what I did. That's not who I am.
Glenville, Georgia. No. That's where I'm from. That's not who I am.
So you have to go back to the very beginning, before you had all this fame, before you had all this attention, before you had money, before you had anything. If I take all that away, who are you? What are you? How are you?
What would you be?
Sometimes things get. Sometimes things. Times get hard. I'm living testament to that. Sometimes you're like, damn, Lord.
But I just realized. I'm like, bro, I. I know, God. You didn't bring me this far to bring me this far to leave me. Now. I just got to trust in you. I just got to believe that there's a message and everything that. That I'm going through right now. And, boy, y' all know I've been in the. I've been in the storm. Very few people have had their storm play out on national television. People got an opportunity to track my storm, just like they track Katina, just like they track Andrew.
But.
And there are times that, like, Lord have mercy. But every day, I was able to open my eyes, like, okay, I got another day.
Got another day.
But, boy, I'm telling you, it ain't easy sometimes. It's not. It's not. That's when you got to have people that. That. That, you know, care about you and you care about them. Man. Man. Bucket. Man. Bucket called me. Every day. Every day.
Burns. I just want to. Hey, I just want to hear your voice. We gonna be all right.
And we are. I thank you guys. Cause, man, it was. There are some days I didn't want to do this.
But then I thought about, what else am I going to do? Sit and think and feel sorry for myself?
Nah, I couldn't let. I couldn't succumb to those thoughts.
You feel sorry for yourself for a couple of days, and then you pick yourself up, you put your clothes on, and you go. Do what? You go to work.
That's what I did, Sawyer. That's what I did.
Dun t. Death. Taxes. Ocho elgato. Go, Birds. Hey. Oh. Do you think AJ Brown and DL are the most physical receivers today? I say they are because I'm an Ole Miss guy. Or he met dk.
Actually, if I had. If I had, I would say Juwan Jennings.
You got to be in that west coast system, guys, that, that, that, that, that, that block, block for real. And I know you look at the physical, you look at Phil, you look at DK, his size, what, 6, 4, 2, 30. You look at A.J. brown, probably 6, 3, you know, 215, 220.
Oh, yeah.
LeBron, LeBron, MD, coming, coming through to see you, Shannon. Hope you'll sign my bottle. I appreciate that. I'll see you, hopefully in Vegas. We can do a taste test. You know, we get a little sip, you know, make that thing right.
That concludes this episode of Nightcap. Want to thank each and every one of you for joining us as you watch the Dallas Cowboys lose by the score of 44 to 30 to the Detroit Lions. Now, they still have a slim playoff hope, slim margin to make the playoffs, and Detroit strengthened their playoffs possibility, but Detroit played extremely well last tonight. The Cowboys, two turnovers were very, very costly. But give the Lions credit. Jerry Goff played extremely well. Jameer Gibbs have three Russian touchdowns as they win the ballgame by the score of 44 to 30. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button and go subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed wherever you get your podcast from. Ocho and I would like to personally thank you for your support and your continued support. All of this is all because of you. All the sponsors came. Some of the sponsors are coming back. That's because of you. They. Because they see that you haven't left us. They see that you still love us, that you still watch us, you still listen to us, you still talk about us. That's all because of you. You guys make it worthwhile. You made it. When I was at my absolute lowest, you made it worthwhile to get up and have something to talk about and have something to say. So I appreciate you guys because you don't know what you actually did for me. I appreciate you because when I was down and couldn't carry myself, you lifted your favorite uncle. And I can't thank you enough for that.
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Host: Shannon Sharpe
Co-Host: Uncle Joe ("Ocho")
Main Topics: Offensive systems in the NFL, Hall of Fame debates (Antonio Brown), Jerry Jeudy–media controversy, notable NFL streaks, special teams war stories, career advice for players, and lighter Q&A
This episode features Shannon Sharpe and co-host Uncle Joe (“Ocho”) bouncing through NFL history and current events, blending serious football analysis with personal anecdotes and lively banter. They dissect the nuances of West Coast vs. Shanahan offenses, debate Antonio Brown’s Hall of Fame legitimacy, discuss Jerry Jeudy’s beef with the media, and field listener questions covering everything from self-identity to favorite running backs.
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On running backs who wasted talent
On Antonio Brown’s Hall of Fame Fate
On handling sideline disputes as a star
Describing the West Coast offense
Motivational Life Advice
On life after controversy and storms
On player wealth and money management:
This episode is a classic blend of locker-room candor, football X’s and O’s, and open-ended fan interaction. Shannon Sharpe and Uncle Joe provide hard-earned insights into what drives NFL success on and off the field, punctuated by laughs, life lessons, and passionate storytelling. Whether you’re an NFL nerd or a casual fan, their commentary is as entertaining as it is enlightening.
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