Nightcap Hour 2: Unc, Ocho, and Iso Joe react to Every NFL Team’s most hated player!

Summary

Club Shay Shay – Nightcap Hour 2: Unc, Ocho, and Iso Joe React to Every NFL Team’s Most Hated Player!

Date: August 16, 2025
Hosts: Shannon Sharpe (Unc), Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson (Ocho), Joe Johnson (Iso Joe)
Podcast: Club Shay Shay (Nightcap)

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Overview

This lively episode of Nightcap brings together three sports legends—Shannon Sharpe, Chad Ochocinco Johnson, and Joe Johnson—for a hilarious, sharp, and unfiltered discussion about football’s culture of competition, fandom, and the players fans love to hate. The show covers a viral list of every NFL fanbase’s most hated player, dives into sports feuds, relationship expectations, cultural quirks, and candid banter about life, love, and legacy.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. NFL Practice Culture, Fights, and Intensity

• [01:57-05:34]
  The hosts break down the intensity of NFL practices, discussing how physicality and tempers often boil over—especially during joint practices.

  • Joe Burrow Practice Scuffle: Shamar Stewart knocking over Joe Burrow; the ensuing fight chalked up to practice energy and accidents.
  • Football as War: Shannon emphasizes the inherent violence and competitiveness ("Football, on its premise, is about moving a man against his will" – C, 03:04).

2. Every NFL Team's Most Hated Player – Fanbase Bias and Realities

• [05:37-07:56]
  The hosts react to the viral list of most hated NFL players by fanbase. Aaron Rodgers, Patrick Mahomes, Tom Brady appear often.

  • Why So Much Hate? Recognizing that star players dominating rival teams often breed the most animosity.
  • Notable Confusions: Bernard Pollard for the Ravens and Josh Rosen for the Cardinals are debated (“I just, I don't understand the Bernard Paula one, though.” – A, 07:27).
  • Insight: Hate can stem from both consistent beating of a team, or a player failing to meet team expectations.

3. Sports Culture Clash: Wayne Rooney vs Tom Brady

• [09:49-11:58]
  The Brady-Rooney controversy unfolds after Tom Brady, now a UK soccer team co-owner, criticizes Wayne Rooney's work ethic. The crew critiques Brady's take, considering differences between American and European sports cultures.

  • Ocho’s Take: “...the comparison is really not the same. And we're talking about someone who's done it at the highest level for one of the biggest clubs, you know, in Europe.” – A, 10:06
  • Atmosphere of Soccer: The conversation branches into bucket-list sporting events, with Unc painting a passionate picture of European soccer matches (“A regular Premier League game... makes the Super Bowl look like child's play.” – A, 11:58).

4. Podcasting, Content Ideas, and Spontaneity

• [13:00-17:39] Ocho brainstorms innovative content, such as traveling to Europe for live soccer and even participating in dangerous adventures like "running with the bulls" or meeting gorillas. Unc and Joe are more reluctant, providing comic relief.

  • On Commitment to Content: “I'm willing to die about this, Joe.” – A, 17:12

5. Scary Movie 6 – Comedy and Franchise Lore

• [17:47-20:02]
  The hosts celebrate the news of Marlon Wayans and Co. returning for Scary Movie 6, reminiscing about the franchise’s cultural impact and authenticity.

6. Fashion: Designer vs Streetwear

• [20:02-21:10]
  Ocho and Joe debate 42 Doug’s claim that street clothes beat designer gear.

  • Ocho’s Wardrobe: “I've been wearing Target and preaching about cheap stuff for the past 30 years.” – A, 20:04
  • Both value comfort and authenticity above labels.

7. Halle Berry’s Relationship & Gender Roles

• [21:10-28:22]
  Discussion pivots to David Justice's claims about Halle Berry’s domestic habits; Unc and Ocho break down changing expectations in relationships.

  • Shannon's Realism: “If you want a traditional woman, the likelihood of Halle Berry... Now, there are women out there that cook, clean. That. I don't know her motherly skill... But I'm saying, if that's what he was looking for…should have bypassed that stop and kept it moving.” – C, 22:02-22:52
  • Ocho’s Priorities: “...it's not a prerequisite for me to have a woman that knows how to cook. If I want to date a goddamn chef, Uncle, I would date a goddamn chef.” – A, 23:31

8. Relationship Growth and the Rarity of Compatibility

• [28:22-34:04]
  Unc and Ocho reflect on growing through relationships, resisting idealized expectations, and the significance of evolving together. Ocho discusses being in the "honeymoon phase," with Unc urging patience.

  • Notable Quote: “You have to evolve along with them. Because if you don't evolve, you become extinct. You grow apart.” – C, 28:22

9. Dating Filters & the Shrinking Pool of Eligible Partners

• [36:10-42:33]
  Unc breaks down new dating app research: nearly half of women want men 6' or taller, but the actual population is less than 4%. Add income, education, and personality criteria—the pool shrinks to less than 1%.

  • Unc’s Analysis: “So now what you want? Does it want you?...You might not catch him.” – C, 39:09/39:43

10. College Sports Scandals – Michigan Sign-Stealing

• [43:36-46:35]
  The group discusses the University of Michigan's sign-stealing controversy and the blurry line between gamesmanship and cheating.

  • Ocho: “I mean, it's, it's cheating. It's frowned upon in any sport, in any game...” – A, 44:25

11. Audience Q&A and Sports Debates

• [46:35-57:58]
  The “Q tonight” segment brings rapid-fire questions:
  • Playoff Comebacks ([46:57]): Jags vs. Chargers, the magnitude of playoff wins and trash talk.
  • Rooting Loyalties ([48:13]): Unc justifies rooting for both Broncos and Ravens.
  • All-Time Greats ([49:24]): Dream secondary vs. dream receivers—who are you picking?
    • “Reevis got you that year. He got the best day.” – C, 51:15
  • Cultural Banter: Ocho’s “half-Korean cousin” joke with Hyung-Min Son ([52:31])
  • Car Culture & Hunting: Favorite racing movies and never having been hunting.

12. Relocation and Life Choices

• [56:21-57:50]
  Joe considers moving to Texas (Cyprus, Katy), with Ocho contemplating joining—another hilarious tangent about geography, temptation, and settling down.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Football’s Nature:
  “Football, on its premise, is about moving a man against his will.” – (C, 03:04)

• On NFL Team Hate:
  “Some of the hated players are those that always beat your team all the time. And then some are players that didn't play well...” – (A, 06:55)

• On Soccer Culture:
  “A regular Premier League game…it makes the Super Bowl look like child's play.” – (A, 11:58)

• On Commitment to Content:
  “I'm willing to die about this, Joe!” – (A, 17:12)

• On Dating Preferences:
  “Now what you want? Does it want you? ...You might not catch him.” – (C, 39:09/39:43)

• On Relationship Growth:
  “You have to evolve along with them. Because if you don't evolve, you become extinct. You grow apart.” – (C, 28:22)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• NFL Practice Intensity/Fights – 01:57–05:34
• Every NFL Team’s Most Hated Player – 05:37–07:56
• Rooney vs Brady, Soccer Atmosphere – 09:49–11:58
• Adventures/Streaming Ideas – 13:00–17:39
• Scary Movie 6 News – 17:47–20:02
• Streetwear vs Designer – 20:02–21:10
• Halle Berry & Relationship Roles – 21:10–28:22
• Growth in Relationships – 28:22–34:04
• Dating App Preferences – 36:10–42:33
• Michigan Sign-Stealing Scandal – 43:36–46:35
• Q&A: Playoff Debates, GOATs – 46:35–57:58
• Moving, Hunting, Life Choices – 56:21–57:50

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Episode Tone and Language

Raw, banter-driven, and irreverent—banter between Unc, Ocho, and Joe is candid, jargon-rich, and peppered with jokes, one-liners, and nostalgia. They’re as likely to roast each other as they are to break down the intricacies of sports culture and life.

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a showcase of sports culture, generational relationship wisdom, and modern lifestyle debates—all delivered in the unmistakable, entertaining voice of Club Shay Shay. Whether discussing the psyche behind fan hatred, evolving relationship norms, or personal tales from gridiron and beyond, Unc, Ocho, and Iso Joe keep it unfiltered, engaging, and always hilarious.

Transcript

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Shamar Stewart said he lost his balance on the play that knocked over Joe Burrow and caused a fight in practice. I said, you know Joe, it was an accident. You know I never meant to do that. He said it's cool as long as you do it on Sundays too. He kept it cool, short and sweet and we just forgot about it. I slipped. Next time I should just fall out of the way or something. I've learned. Yeah, Ocho, we said it. He slipped. He got off balance. Things happen, man.

[A]

The guard. The guard was late getting back on on the stunt and when he pushed him, he pushed him off balance and Joe just happened to be right there in front of him so it wasn't nothing he could do. I like. I like what Joe said though. I'm not tripping long.

[C]

You do that on Sunday. I'm cool. Yeah. Hey, things happen man, you know, you're in practice, guys be, you know, amped up to go against each other.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You know, some. Some things kind of. It looked like in football, it stays spiraling out of control. Y', all. Y'. All. Y' all can't wait to. Oh, you gotta stay on the edge. Oh, absolutely.

[A]

Hey, Joe. It's a fight. Every. Every practice, Joe. Every joint practice. It don't matter what you say. They gonna fight everyone.

[C]

Joe, do you understand? Football, on its premise is about moving a man against his will? Yeah. See, y' all try to go around somebody. That ain't what we trying to do. This my plot of land. I'm gonna drop anchor here. The hell you say? You finna get up out of here. No, I ain't. Yeah. No, no, no. The hell you. Yeah. Oh, it's a real gladiator. It's all about. It's all about intimidation. It's about. It's a. It's about. It's about. I'm not worried about you in the first and the second quarter because I'm cuz. See, back then, they would do that buzz by. They was worried about you in the fourth because they gonna buzz you in the first. The first half. They gonna buzz you. They gonna hit you. But you're gonna know come fourth quarter. All right, all right. Hey, all right. Hey, you know I had you. Yeah, you right. Sean Borman caught This video of JJ McCarthy. Screen pass to Aaron Jones. Watch this blocking from Donovan Jackson.

[A]

Yeah, I got it. Oh, got the wait. Boy, are they supposed to be. They supposed to be thudding up, or was that all. All out?

[C]

Hey, it's stood up, but you better. Hey, you better drop. You. You better draw. You better sink your hips. And it's hard when somebody running full speed, Ocho. Even if you drop your hips, that momentum. Yeah, that dude running. That dude running. And you had a standstill. Hey, that's where you just. Hey, you drop your hips and try to explode through it because he gonna run you home.

[A]

That was nice. That was nice.

[C]

Yeah, that's what's gonna happen.

[A]

That was nice.

[C]

Josie. Man, y' all always playing on the edge.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. It seemed like every time you look, it's a. It's a scuffle. It's. It's summer. Like, it's like y' all got too much testosterone right there. Them dudes can't wait. Yeah, you're right. You're right. That's why I say some of the. And that's why I say some of the pranks. That they be playing in the NBA. Do it in the NFL. That ain't gonna die. Hey, O, they gonna fly.

[A]

Y' all gonna be fighting for real.

[C]

Oh, no. That's why I. I think that's why I tell people everybody don't play how you play now. Absolutely. Someone, someone posted every NFL fan bases most hated player. Can you see it? Oo yeah. The Bears is Aaron Rodgers. The Bengals is Lamar Jackson. Buffalo is Patrick Mahomes. The Broncos is Patrick Mahomes. Cleveland is Deshaun Watson, the most hated player. The guy that's on the team. Damn. Tampa Bay is Marshawn Lattimore. The Cardinals is Josh Rosen. The Chargers is Patrick Mahomes. The Chiefs is Josh Allen. The Colts is Tom Brady. Aaron Rodgers is for the Cowboys. And you can see the list. The Eagles is Deebo Samuels. Tom Brady's Atlanta. Tom Brady's the Jets. The Jags is Derrick Henry. The Giants is Dak Prescott. The Ravens got Bernard Pollard. How Bernard Pollard hated both.

[A]

Hated what he did, what he did wrong.

[C]

I don't know. Courtland Finnegan most hated. Any surprises up there?

[A]

Not at all. Obviously some of, some of the hated players are those that always beat your team all the time. And then some are players that didn't play well or things didn't pan out at, say, a team. Yeah, this is, this is the dope list. And it's understandable. I mean, if you watch the game of football, it's understandable why players are the most hated by specific teams. I wonder who came over there because they, they spot on all the way through. I just, I don't understand the Bernard Paula one, though.

[C]

I don't either. I guess the Ravens just don't like it. He gave up a touchdown or something. Because they got Josh Rosen for the Cardinals. They got DeSean Watson for the Browns, they got Debo for the Eagles.

[A]

What Debo did to the Eagles.

[C]

Don't start me laughing.

[A]

Josh Rosen. They expected him to pan out and things didn't work out. So I think Josh Rosen and Deshaun Watson is self explanatory on why they're the most hated.

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[C]

I agree. Manchester United legend Wayne Rooney hits back at Tom Brady. I don't think he really understands football. Brady, who's part owner of Birmingham, criticized Rooney's work ethic as a manager. Ocho, was Tom wrong to publicly criticize Wayne Rooney?

[A]

No, no. I mean, I mean, no, I think he is wrong. Having a great understanding who Wayne Rooney is, what he's done in the past when he played at Man United, when he was with Cristiano Ronaldo and some of those, some of the greats that came, came there to, to have the success that he did at Man United. It takes a certain, certain understanding of discipline and knowing what it takes to actually win. And I'm sure he's taking that same role that he has over in Birmingham as well. I think the way Tom views it when it comes to football and American football, there's a complete difference in the way they go about doing business and handling business when it comes to training and working. So I mean, the comparison is really not the same. And we're talking about someone who's done it at the highest level for one of the biggest clubs, you know, in Europe. So I kind of don't like, like Tom really not being there long enough to be able to make that kind of assessment.

[C]

What you think you a soccer You a soccer player? Which I don't know nothing about no soccer uncle. I've been to a. I've been to a soccer game here in Atlanta though, if you. I heard that they'd be cool if you've never been. I know you a big soccer head. I don't know about you. If you've never been. You gotta go to one. You gotta go to one of them games, bro. I heard it'd be live up in there. Hey, look, they. Hey. Yeah. I'm gonna be honest. It's probably more a little liver than the Falcons game. Wow. They'd be packed to the top. They don't be playing in that, man. It's serious. Yeah. Wow.

[A]

Yeah, I've been there. I've been there. It's nice. Hey, Joe. But you. You got to experience a game in. In Europe. Joe. Joe. It.

[C]

It.

[A]

I. I love. I love the NFL. The super bowl is our biggest sporting event here in the States. A regular Premier League game. It's a regular game. It makes the super bowl look like child's play. So if I can get you just. I'm just saying. See, this is. This. See, this is where our streaming come in. Our. Our show. The. The. The extended version of. Of Nightcap. The adventures of uncle and Ocho. We go to Europe and go to. Let's say I'm just throw this out there anfield to watch Liverpool play. I'm just gonna throw that out there. And then we in the stands, you and. You and Unk don't know what the hell going on. And all of a sudden everybody stand up, the players coming out the goddamn tunnel. And the whole stadium starts singing, you'll never walk alone. Everybody pulling up the bet. Oh, man. But you won't understand it. I can sit here and explain it, but until I get you in that.

[C]

Atmosphere, you gotta experience it.

[A]

You get chills going through your body. Even if you don't know what the hell going on. Even you know, if you don't know the words to the song, you'll be like, oh, my goodness, this how it is. And I'm gonna look at you be like, see, I told you. And then when they start playing and nobody sit down, they start chanting the whole game. And you don't know. You don't understand nothing they saying. And then somebody score. Then everybody go crazy. It's like, oh, my God. I be like, joe, oh, let's go. Oh my goodness, dog. It's gonna be crazy, I'm telling you. And we get. We could. We could. We. We could we could hop from city to city, going to game to game. We can go to Italy. I could take it to a Napoli game. Like, man, dude. Matter of fact, the best. And we gonna end it, right? We gonna end it in our tour of going to soccer games. We gonna go watch Boca Juniors game versus river in Argentina. Now, you want to talk about passion and enthusiasm? Life or death. Yeah, we going to a Boca Juniors and River gang, baby.

[C]

Hey, Ojo. I'm pretty spontaneous, man. I try something like that. You know what I mean? I like that.

[A]

Yeah. It's on now. I just gotta find Unc. Hey, Unc. I gotta find somebody that know how to work this TVU backpack. Now, I got this TVU backpack. It cost me 30. 30,000, Joe.

[C]

What?

[A]

Yeah, it cost me. Cost me 30,000.

[C]

Jordan. Jordan got. Jordan got. Don't. You got what? That. That backpack. One backpack, though.

[A]

No, it's a tv. It's a streaming backpack. So you can go everywhere.

[C]

You go streaming. Hold on. It's a streaming backpack.

[A]

Yeah, Joe. Yeah, Joe. Like, I'm. Listen, I'm. I'm taking us the heights. We never.

[C]

You go get it. Jordan know how to work it.

[A]

They go. Our cameraman right there. There go our cameraman. So when we. When we do running with the Bulls, George, is.

[C]

You do well with the Bulls. I'm already gonna be in. I'm gonna already be in the stadium.

[A]

Oh, no, no. You got. You gotta. You gotta do it. That's the whole point of the show.

[C]

Oh, no, it ain't. That's the part of.

[A]

And you gotta do running with the bull, Joe.

[C]

Oh, I'm with you. I'm with you when you join. Running with you when you write. But when you roll, you on your own. I cannot. They ain't gonna be out there running from no bull. Now, I' ma watch. I watch, but I ain't gonna be.

[A]

Able to do nothing. Hey, Joe. Your lateral movement is okay, Joe. All you got to do is move. It's just a subtle movement, and the bull gonna miss. They ain't got. They ain't got no awareness. They ain't got.

[C]

I'd have seen them bulls catch a few people. I didn't see them catch a few people.

[A]

Hey, Joe, the people that the Bulls catch don't have no skill. No, no, no twitch, no nothing.

[C]

Yeah, but. But when you out there with a hundred other different people and y' all just end up bumping into each other, anything can happen. Oh, right.

[A]

You know, get a ball for you, Joe. Get out the way.

[C]

I know How I just be sitting up on. I'm be sitting up on the fence already in there.

[A]

Hey, I'm telling you.

[C]

Hey, hold on, hold on. You ain't gonna. You ain't gonna get uncle to do that because he. He got them bad hills. He ain't gonna get out there.

[A]

I know. That's what's gonna make. That's what's gonna make it so fun. That's what's gonna make it so fun.

[C]

It ain't gonna make it fun.

[A]

Yeah. Watch it un. Try to get out the way of that goddamn bull.

[C]

Hey, uncle already be out the way. Gonna be sitting up. Gonna be sitting up on the fence because, hey, look, guess what? I'll be right with you. Don't even worry about it. Because he thinks I'm gonna be out there running from a bull. He tripping.

[A]

Hey, hey, Joe. I told. I told my idea two weeks ago. And listen, Joe, everybody got a podcast. Everybody creates content. Everybody. They do fun stuff. Going to concerts. You know, they. They create content making jokes, you know, playing with people. But, Joe, ain't nobody doing what I'm talking about. Ain't nobody doing that. So it's a strange touch that we could. We could touch it and just, like, just take over, and it's gonna shoot us out the stratosphere, like. Oh, yeah.

[C]

And now if you want to go to the Virunga Mountains, we're gonna go see the silver.

[A]

I could become with the gorilla.

[C]

Nah, you can't look him in the eye.

[A]

That's great. Content. Me and the gorilla.

[C]

So y'. All. Y' all willing to go out there and like the rainforest and sit with silverbacks and all that? Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, y' all great content, Joe. I'm willing to die about this, Joe.

[C]

See, I ain't really do all that, though. I'm like, yeah, I ain't willing. I ain't willing to die about it, Ocho. But listen, I. You know, I. I take a chance on a little something something, but go and sit with some gorillas. Yeah, man, I've been seeing them gorillas slapping people and everything, man.

[A]

Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe. When they. When they swing, all you gotta do is block.

[C]

Yeah. All right. Okay. Okay. All right.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, okay. Oh.

[A]

I'm telling you what. I. I got the vision. Long term, boy.

[C]

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[A]

Do it was a little. A little slow, wasn't he A little slow?

[C]

Yeah, he a little slow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're gonna come out with another one.

[A]

Yeah, them things are funny, man.

[C]

But you know, they. The backdrop of the story. If you go back and watch the Marlon Wayans, he said how I think it was Harvey Weinstein and his brother, they like got him out of it and they didn't write it. So you could tell, I mean you can tell when the Wayans when they write something and then somebody else come in and take it over because you trying to. To jip them out of the money. But hopefully this is hopefully with Keenan and Marlon and Sean back at the hell, it'll get back to its original base and be funny before they. They did what they did. Rapper 42 Doug says street clothes is better than designer. We spent millions on designers just to. To just recently find out we look better in cheap streetwear clothes. Ocho, who was we?

[A]

Because I've been. I've been.

[C]

Listen, who.

[A]

Who is we? I've been wearing Target and preaching about cheap stuff for the past 30 years.

[C]

But you do sprinkle some designer in there. You got lb, you got.

[A]

I do that every so often, every time. But you have side of that outside of that. I wear the same outfits over and over and over. I wear my dickies outside of Dickies. I love the street where he talk about on. On Instagrams. It's called the GB Gallery. You know, the, the baggy clothes. Like that's. That's it. Not Target, H M Zara and Urban Outfitters. That's been my attire, Joe, the past 20 years. You know the same thing constantly now. Every so often, Joe. I put that on now. Yeah, yeah. I go get a nice Little ensemble, you know, I want, you know, ensemble.

[C]

But yeah, we got it.

[A]

My bad, my bad, my bad. But, you know, hey, hey, Joe, you know, sometimes, you know, get a little design every blue moon, you know?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Just, you know, remind them. Shoot, I can, you know. Yeah.

[C]

I'm a comfort person, man. I like comfort. I don't like that.

[A]

Right.

[C]

Dressed up, I want to be able to move. I, I, I like sweats, man. I want to be comfortable when I do something. Yeah. Damn, Joe, you go to basketball practice. Yeah. Hey, that's kind of how I feel. Huh. And then, hey, look, unless, unless we got something going on. I'm doing something, I'm comfortable, man. Whether, you know, I ain't trying to put on too much. Yeah. Halle Berry subtly claps back at former MLB player, former husband David Justin, saying, you know, he was on all the smoke podcast, and he said one of the reasons why he divorced Halle, she didn't cook, she didn't clean, and she didn't seem very motherly, so she took to her social media. Check out this photo response. Halle Berry. Pew. Cooking, cleaning, and mothering. Let me, let me.

[A]

Go ahead, Go ahead.

[C]

If David wanted that type of woman, you probably shouldn't go get a actress that's starting to ascend to the height of her career.

[A]

Oh, she was that huge.

[C]

That girl want somebody to cook. If you want a traditional woman, the likelihood of Halle Berry, who's at the top, like in mid-90s, so she's starting to ascend to be that type. Now there are women out there that cook, clean, that. I don't know her motherly skill. I don't know if you can cook. I don't know anything about that. But I'm saying, if that's what he was looking for, he probably, I'm just saying, probably should have bypassed that stop and kept it moving. Cause I mean, in today's, it's even getting harder to find that. So this was back in the 90s. Oh, Joe.

[A]

Oh, you know, I. Joe, I, I tell you right now, if I'm dating you, you hear me? Don't you don't, don't come in my kitchen, talk about cooking. You ain't cooking nothing, Joe. You're not running up my gas bill. Joe, you hear me? Joe? You see? Hey, Joe, you see, I keep wiping, wipe, wiping myself, right?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

If I, if I got my laptop and my computer lined up, plugged in, I'm using, that's electricity. So I'm not going to have my electricity working overtime right now while I'm on the show right now and have the AC running. Why would, why would I put that strain on my bill?

[C]

So you don't want your woman. So you don't want your woman in the kitchen cooking for you? You don't.

[A]

Oh, my bad. Hell no. No, I don't. Listen, Joe, it's not a prerequisite for me to have a woman that knows how to cook. If I want to date a goddamn chef, Uncle, I would date a goddamn chef.

[C]

Hello? Come on, we gotta be. You go, you go get us. We got, we got the first GD the first time. We didn't need the second one.

[A]

What?

[C]

I said, we know you getting excited.

[A]

My bad. Trying to get my point across. My bad, my bad. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I apologize. Chat. Yeah, but, but, but Joe, you man, you know how I am. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not with the cooking. Women love to use that, Use that as a, as a sign. But hey, you should pick me because I know how to cook and I don't care nothing about that. Can you balance this checkbook? Can you help me if I got a hundred dollars? How much of that are you adding to? Are you, are you, are you taking away? They're more. You know, I'm, I'm thinking long term, Joe.

[C]

Hey, listen, it's not a requirement for me, Joe. It's not, it's not, it's not. But if you want to. I'm not saying every day I expect a home cooked meal. It's not like my grandmother, my grandfather got breakfast. When he got up in the morning, he gonna get eggs, he gonna get, he gonna get, you know, he gonna get scrambled egg, he gonna get grits or he's gonna get oatmeal. When he came home at lunch, either my grandma or my aunts or my sister was sitting that plate when he hit the door and he washed his hands. When he sat his butt in that chair, he expect that, that, that plate to be hitting that table. And when he came up out that field at 5 o', clock, 6 o', clock, he expect thing to be on the table. That's not today. I don't, I don't expect that. I've never really expected that. Have I had dated women that were able to cook, sure. But I've never had someone to cook every night. Yeah, I agree. Was he married to Alex? Was he married to her? Okay, so listen. Yes. Was she doing this at the beginning of the relationship? Was she, was she cooking at the beginning of the Relationship. Because if she wasn't cooking, then I don't know how you thought she was just gonna flip. And bro, you got. At the time, she was, she was start turning into one of the hottest actors in Hollywood. And you think she was gonna be that? I think that was a conversation. You need to have a conversation what you expect in your woman and what you expect and what the woman expecting the man. Ocho. I'm very simple. And I told Ocho this, Joe, I accept someone as they are not how wisdom to be. So if, however you, that's who you are now, when I don't look at you any other way, you can't be mad. So if you were, if I would have met somebody like, like a movie star, like Halle Berry, do y' all really expect me to think that lady gonna put her career. Because here's the thing, you asking her like, cook and clean. That woman have been on the set 14 hours.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Or she might be. Oh, she might be filming Ocho overseas somewhere.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

No, you gotta fact you, you have to factor all those things in into a relationship. What does she do now if you Ocho, if you Ocho, you a professional. Let's just say for the sake of argument, you dating a doctor or lawyer. So you expect her to cook and clean? No. A lot of times, if that's what you expect, she ain't gonna have no job. Her job is gonna be you.

[A]

Yeah, I don't, I don't know, Joe. I mean, I've always been this way. I know a lot of people, like, oh, you talking crazy. Oh, you talking stupid. I've always been very simple. Always been very simple in all that I do and all that I actually require. If I hate to, I hate to bring up the past, the people, the people from my past on don't have to cook. It's not a requirement. I don't care anything about it.

[C]

No, no. But if you want to cook, you like, what, you're hungry, I want to do something for you.

[A]

If you're hungry, we're going to eat. Now, if there's a must and you, you just want to do it, then. Okay. But it's not necessary, right?

[C]

I ain't coming home. Like, whoo, man, I sure wish I had some smother fried pork chops, man. You know what I'm saying, don't you? I, I, I, man, man, boy, if I had me a good old.

[A]

I don't know. And hey, can I ask you a question?

[C]

Neck bones, Mac and cheese, cornbread made the iron.

[A]

Hey, Joe, I got. I got a question for you. Right. Women always say they have a. They have a saying, I don't want the bare minimum. Women, they love saying they don't want the bare minimum. But when it comes to us, you being able to cook, it's giving us. That's just the bare minimum. Outside of that, what else is there for you to offer? I mean, yeah, like, come. It's the bare minimum.

[C]

I think. I think, Ocho, at each relationship is different at different stages. I mean, when I was in college, I needed something different. In the NFL, in the beginning, I needed something different. In the middle, I needed something different. The end, I needed something different. So at each stage, the question is, have you found that person that's willing to grow with you and change, evolve with you as you go through these processes, these steps along this process? That's the. That's the interesting part, because Joe, Ocho and I was having the conversation. It's easier to grow the partners together. So it takes. I mean, you gotta work. Everybody that's ever had a. I've talked to that's in a relationship or been married for the substantial amount of time, they're like. They like, man, Sharpe, this is hard. You gotta work to stay. You gotta work to stay together. I'm talking about every day. Because that person that you married or you met 15 years ago, she's not that person. He's not that person. So you have to evolve along with them. Because if you don't evolve, you become extinct. You grow apart. Yep, you grow. It's. And it's easy to grow apart. Now, all of a sudden, Ocho, guess what. You in one bedroom, he's sleeping in the other, you know. Yeah. Watching TV in one room, you watching TV in the other. You know, y' all talking. She talking on the phone to her friends, her family. You talking on the phone to your sister, your brother, your family, and y' all in the same room.

[A]

Hold on. That's real. That's in the movie.

[C]

No, that's real.

[A]

Hey, Joe. Joe. That happened to you, Joe, how you navigate through situations like that, Joe?

[C]

Hey, man. Oh, Joe. I ain't had no problems. I mean, I've had some, you know, relationships that didn't go well, but for the most part.

[A]

Take your time.

[C]

But for the most part, you know, it's been pretty. It's been pretty smooth sailing over here, bro. Okay.

[A]

Okay. But so, hey, shoot. So, like, me and. Me and. Me and my girl. Right? Right? Yeah. So. So. And it is best, like, for her to Relocate to Miami. It's about that time.

[C]

Look, that's. That's something that you're gonna have to navigate.

[A]

I'm trying to move. I want to be like.

[C]

Joe, you got time. Hold on. You got time. O. You got to realize, Ocho, you're in the honeymoon phase. You're in the honeymoon phase. Y' all really haven't had no disagreements yet?

[A]

We had a disagreement two weeks ago. You want to know what?

[C]

Ojo, Ocho. Ocho, take your time. Take your time, bro. Take it. Yes. Take it. Yes. Give yourself a little time, brother.

[A]

Okay, okay. Now, when we talk about give yourself some time, how much time we talking? Because I got my watch on, so let me know how much time I need.

[C]

Well, no, you won't know. Only you know. You'll know.

[A]

Okay. Okay, so 20, 26. That's long enough.

[C]

To move. To move her in.

[A]

Yeah. I can move out there. Which one. Which one we doing?

[C]

I don't know what out there is, but okay.

[A]

And I can go to the Celtics game all the time.

[C]

Oh, okay. So she in Massachusetts.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

So you go. You. You think you. You're gonna move to Massachusetts? Give up your. He ain't moving nobody.

[A]

I like. I like Boston.

[C]

No, you don't.

[A]

They got tea. They got a lot of tea in Boston.

[C]

They got a lot of other things, too. But anyway, hold on, hold on. Hey, I lived in Boston for a good little time.

[A]

Talk to me, Joe. Take your time now.

[C]

Hey, yeah. All right, now. Boston. Hey, they got them now.

[A]

I live in Miami, Joe. I live. I live in Miami all my life, Joe. I know nobody got it like Miami.

[C]

Well, I' ma let y' all have that. You know. You know what this is. Y' all go ahead. I will exit out of this conversation. I don't feel comfortably. I just want y' all to know I don't feel comfortable talking this chat. I'm uncomfortable. They're making me very, very uncomfortable. Listen. Oh, take your time, brother.

[A]

Hey, Joe, I ain't got that much time, Joe. I'm on the other side of the mountain, Joe. You.

[C]

I don't know. I don't know what time clock you living on. You got plenty of time. What you mean?

[A]

Let me talk to you. Let me talk to you real quick. Listen to me, Joe. When I was in my 20s, when I was in my 30s. Yeah, I'm in my 40s. I'm on one side of the mountain, Joe. I got to the top of the mountain, and I'm coming down the mountain, Joe. I ain't got that much time, Joe. I ain't got that much time, Joe. I'm telling you, boy, I'm on the back end of life. What? In a minute, I'm gonna need somebody that's gonna be able to pick me up and wipe me, Joe, When I can't do it no more. You're not understanding, Joe. We on the back end. We on the back end of life, Joe.

[C]

I got it. I'm thinking. I'm saying. God, I know. I got me about 20, 25. Hey, listen, you're the same age.

[A]

What are you talking about?

[C]

Okay, I'm just saying I got.

[A]

Hey, Joe. I'm tired, Joe. Ain't nothing not there. I'm telling you, man. I believe it's the same thing over and over and over and over, Joe. I'm sick of it. It's like a merry go round, Joe. It don't matter where you go. It's the same result.

[C]

Hey, just keep living, Ocho. Just keep living, man. I'm.

[A]

I'm living.

[C]

You can't. You can't. You can't rush that, man. You can't rush it. It didn't come to you.

[A]

It came to me. See, this is the problem. Y' all don't understand. When God send you something, right, and you'd be blocking the blessings, the man put it right there in your face for you. And you overthink, you analyze too much, and boom, you up, you miss out.

[C]

He sent you plenty of somethings, huh? Let you tell her he sent you plenty. God is good. God is good all the time.

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[C]

Hey, check this out guys. Nearly half of women on dating apps set their height preference to 6 foot and above, according to new research. However, the data shows a stark reality that only 3 point let 3.9% of the men in the US actually stand at 6 foot 2 or taller, making the pool of matches meeting extremely limited. Sociologists say height filters on dating platforms can drastically reduce the match opportunities, often eliminating potential partners who may align in values, lifestyle and compatibility. Their preference for taller partners has deep cultural roots tied to perception of protection, status and attractiveness. Expert warns that while personal preferences are valid, narrowing dating parameters too much can lead to a misconnection and reinforce unrealistic feelings standards in online dating culture. Now think about ocho. In the US 3.9% of the men are 6 foot 2 or taller. Okay, that's 3. So that's less than 4%. Now let's put another filter in there. He needs to make a hundred thousand. Now let's put another filter in there. He needs to be highly educated. Now let me add another filter to you. He needs to be world travel. He need to be. Oh, he likes to travel. Let me add you one more filter. Need to be a man or he have a man of faith. Go to church. Okay, Religious. Now I I gave you five filters. You started out with a situation with 4% of the men. When you get down to a Joe and Ocho and you factor all that.

[B]

In.

[C]

1% now you're talking about 1% or less. Now of that 1% or less you gotta hope you want you. Yeah.

[A]

Damn.

[C]

I know what you're looking for. I know what you want. But what you want doesn't want you stands as a hive. Boy, my grand My grandma used to say boy, I sure could use me a good old mess of tomatoes or something but it sure don't agree with me.

[A]

That's a good one. I like that.

[C]

So now what you want? Does it want you? Think about it. Six, two are taller. Makes at least six figures. Educated, travel, somewhat religious. I'm not saying you got to be the Pope or minister or something like that, but sometimes, you know, you see a lot of faith. I want somebody God fearing. I want faith based. So I just gave you five filters. Only 4% of the population in the US are men 62 or taller. Now I added a hundred plus thousand. Now I added this, this, this and this. You're talking about half a percent, a percent or less. And all the women that put that in there. You got to hope that it wants you in. And guess what? Uncle Ocho, he probably, he probably ain't on no date now. And what? Oh, hold on. What about this kids? What if he got kids? I don't want nobody, no man with a kid. Oh, you ain't? Okay, what if he don't want no woman with a kid? Hey, so I. I see exactly what they're saying. You miss a lot of the opportunity. Well, I don't want that. I don't want my grandma. My grandma. I'll never forget this story. My grandmother, she really loved this man. She loved this gentleman. He'd go to church. He was everything that my grandmother wanted. My aunt came home and said she had broken up with him. My grandma said, I don't know why you left. That good man. I remember just like yesterday. This had to be 1974, 6 77. My aunt told my grandma, mama, they plenty, they plenty fish in the sea. My grandma ain't bad an eye. She said, yeah, but you might not catch him. Yeah, yeah. Next time you see my brother Ocho asking about that story, mama, they plenty fish in the sea. Granny ain't bad or not. Yeah, you might not catch it.

[A]

Hey, boy. And you know what's funny too, when I think about it, Joe? What's that you think about? UNC said the percentage, the 1% of the expectations that he just used. I think it might be less than 1%.

[C]

Yeah? Oh, yeah. When you start talking about a man 6 foot 2, you start talking about a man 6 foot 2 or taller. You talk about a man that makes six figures. You're talking about a man that has a. That has a college degree. You're talking about a man that, that potentially likes to travel. You're talking to a man that has somewhat of a religious faith based background. I'm not saying he goes to church every Sunday. I'M not saying he's. He's practiced, but I'm saying he's somewhat. To make you that the. The lady feels comfortable. Yeah. You shrunk that pool so small. Now you're picking from this. That tiny, tiny pool. But that pool, no, he gets to cast his net in a big.

[A]

Oh, hey, so now you. Now. Now you're speaking different now.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Women. The women that love the athletes that love the rich men, the men of status, the men that have millions. You have to. You understand. I think they already know. I think they already know I look good. I look fine. So I'll be. I'll be able to get at least one of those. At least one of them. And, you know, it's. It's fun, obviously. And the people that have that kind of money, hunk. They understand. Okay, this is nothing I can take serious. This is just fun. It's how they have. How they view and think. That's how they view and think. The mindset is at some. Some at sometimes, you know, they slip up and they get caught in 18 years worth of work.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You're on. Go. Okay. You get where I'm going. It's tough. It's tough waving the white flag. And I'm trying to get up out of here.

[C]

I'm.

[A]

I'm trying to get up. I'm trying to get about the game because I'm. I'm ascending. I'm ascending again.

[C]

So I'm trying to keep.

[A]

I'm trying to get up out of here, Joe.

[C]

Hey, hey. Keep ascending. And you know that. That time will come, man, when you. When you feel like you need to make that.

[A]

I talked to God yesterday. I talked to God yesterday. He said, yeah, young fella, what did we talk about not too long ago? But all the people that are married, you notice what's going on for them and how life is, for some reason, the blessing just up out of nowhere.

[C]

Yeah, man.

[A]

Stop playing, Joe. I ain't got time to play, Joe. But you can't.

[C]

Hey, o. Joe. You can't force it, though. Ocho.

[A]

Force nothing. Hey, listen, I put everything together like Legos. If it don't fit, I put it down. If it don't fit, I put it down. But it fit. Right now.

[C]

The NCAA announced discipline for the Michigan Wolverines football program for a variety of infractions, most notably off campus, in person scouting schemes spearheaded by a former staffer. The NCAA tab for the Michigan case could range of $30 million, 10% of the football program budget. Fine is at least 7.2. Based on the $72 million that they spent in 2024 on the football budget, a two year postseason fine is expected to be at least 20 million, but could easily get more than 25 million with the College Football Playoff revenue changes in 2026. A 10% scholarship awarded is more than $800,000. Oo, Joe, what is your take on sign stealing? Is it chess or do you despise it?

[A]

I mean, it's, it's cheating. It's frowned upon in any sport, in any game. If I'm, if I'm mistaken, I think the Houston Astros had an incident like this in the world. I'm not mistaken. The banging on the side of the, the bullpen or whatnot.

[C]

But, but, yeah, the trash can.

[A]

But, but, but to me, honestly, even with you knowing what the signs are, even with you know, what plays are coming, it's still up to you individually to win that battle. Okay, you know what's going to happen? No, I'm g. To beat you anyway. But again, it gives, it gives the team an advantage.

[C]

Absolutely.

[A]

Advantage. So, I mean, it's something that's, that's frowned upon. And, and listen, they did it anyway and now they're being punished for it. And it's been. How many years it's been since that, Huh? I thought they got punished for it already.

[C]

I think, I mean, they go, they seem like they suspend Sharon Moore every, every year. He can suspend in 25, he suspended in 26. I think he got suspended in 24. Hey, listen, y' all think it's happened more than that one time. They just the only team that's kind of got caught. I think with college football now, even with, with college sports in general due to the nil, man, I, I think this is a professional sport now. You know, it's no longer just. It is college basketball. I mean, you think about $72 million, Joe in Ocho just on the football.

[A]

That's crazy. Hey, you know, I just thought about. We talk about college football and them stealing signs. Boy, you see all them goddamn signs and signals they be doing on the sideline with the damn cardboards and yeah, what the hell they calling, man?

[C]

They got somebody watching all that.

[A]

Hey, hey, Joe, you watch the quarterback on the sideline, boy, he'd be over there throwing up gang signs. Yeah, like, what the hell.

[C]

Oh, Joe, I guarantee they got somebody out there who only who there just to watch them signals. Yeah, they do. That's how they got caught.

[A]

They be having a cardboard with. With the symbols and man. Yeah, too Much too much going on.

[C]

But you know what? They figured it out. All right, here we go. Time for our final segment of the evening. It's time for Q tonight.

[A]

Bro, are you sure you want to get off already?

[C]

We had two hours wi fi jumping over there.

[A]

Come on.

[C]

Get right 904. Trevor Lawrence has a playoff win. Largest comeback in playoff history. Don't disrespect us like that. Go Jag. Sorry. Beat your J. You're right. Y' all guys did. Y' all came back from 20. What was it? 24 nothing. They came from 24. Nothing down to beat the Chargers. So. My bad. My bad. I apologize. Trevor Lawrence does have a playoff win. It was against the Chargers. So sorry. Didn't mean to disrespect you guys. And, yes, you beat our Broncos in 96. Go Jacks. Duvall King. Go Vast. And I'm confused. Bingo's last playoff game was in 2022. Season. There are contenders. Ocho. They have the same chance as my Bears on winning or making the Super Bowl. Zero. He said same as the Bears. Wow.

[A]

No disrespect to the Bears and Ben Johnson and Caleb. Caleb Williams. Did you really just compare the Bears chances to the Bengals? Is that. Is that what we do? I'm not sure.

[C]

Why?

[A]

He must have just started watching football maybe two years ago, if that.

[C]

Well, neither one of them made the playoffs last year, so.

[A]

Hey, don't do that. Joe.

[C]

So he got a point on Joe. That's what Joe said.

[A]

He got a point where the Atlanta Hawks was at last year. They made the playoffs.

[C]

Joe said. He right here with us, talking to us. He'll play for the home.

[A]

I'm saying he.

[C]

He said. He. Joe said when I was there, they made the playoffs. I made sure that. Let him know something. Hello.

[A]

Don't worry about it.

[C]

Yeah, I know. My team. My team made the playoffs. Both of my teams made the playoff. Listen, that's what I want to know, too. Who. Who you really rooting for? You saying both of your teams like what you got going. Did I not. Hold on. I would have.

[A]

Why? You got him started, Joe. You didn't got him started. He going to get the helmet. Joe. Hey, he was. He was in Baltimore for 24 hours. He was in Baltimore for 24 hours.

[C]

And won the Super Bowl. And won a Super bowl and went to the playoffs both years I was there and won a playoff game. Won four playoff games when I was there at the first year and won one the next year. You got it right. You got to write the Roof for both teams. Yes.

[A]

All right.

[C]

You make it, Ocho. You make it seem like now for half a season.

[A]

I mean, it was short. It was two years. Two years is very short.

[C]

How many guys go somewhere for two years and win a Super Bowl?

[A]

Hey, you was with the Ravens for the honeymoon phase. That's all that was. Honeymoon.

[C]

Hey, you show nice two ninety wheels of Soros. Rex says Reavis Sanders champ, Ty Law, Rod Woodson or Charles vs Moss, AB Rice, T O Hill or Julio, who's coming out on defense? Who's coming out on offense? So hold on. I guess he's asking who's going to be the starting corners, right? So if you got Reavis prime champ, Ty Law, Charles and Rod and they primed and you was like, okay. And the receivers are Moss above Rice, Tio Hill, Julio, who's coming out on offense? Who's coming out?

[A]

I'm going Marston to on offense and D on defense.

[C]

No, that's who you're gonna start. Okay, okay. Okay.

[A]

On defense. I'll probably go. I'll probably go. Champ. Champion. C. Wood.

[C]

After what Reevis did to you, you will leave him off.

[A]

That's one season. Champion. Champion. Champion. And Wood did it.

[C]

I don't know who. Oh, what you call him. One to check when Jason Taylor was. Jason Taylor mvp? Well, defensive player of the year that year. That Reevas had that historic season in 2009. Yeah, who won the MVP on that? I mean, the defensive player of the year that year. Ocho.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Reevis got you that year. He got the best day.

[A]

Yeah. Every goddamn body that year. Ain't Nobody had over 50 yards. Me Randy to Calvin John like. No, you got.

[C]

He had. He had a season. What you call him, sir? Tan just had a season, Everybody.

[A]

Boy.

[C]

Well, all right. Who you got? Who you. Oh, okay. So you. So you went with. You went with Champ and.

[A]

Yeah, and they prime, man, stop playing.

[C]

So you only. You only can pick two out of the five up? Yeah, I'm taking Prime and Rod. I'm check. I'm taking prime and Charles, who your receivers get? Run them off again. I think I heard Jerry Moss, Randy Moss, Antonio Brown, Jerry Rice, Tio Tyreek, Julio. I'm going Julio and Moss. I'm going. Jerry and Tio.

[A]

I like it.

[C]

Ozo 22. Ocho, your half Korean cousin out here playing with LAFC. You check in with Hume?

[A]

Yeah, Human. My cousin. My cousin, he played for Tottenham. He just transferred. Obviously, EPL season started today. He missed the game. Uncle And Joe Liverpool Played Bournemouth. Had an unbelievable comeback. But, yeah, my cousin plays for. He's South Korean. Huing son. He's been in Tottenham for. For a very long time. Now he's at lafc. And I'm not sure when I'll have time to go down there and see him and have that family reunion. But I'm excited. For those of you in the chat didn't know, yes, I have a cousin that is from South Korea.

[C]

Thought you said you had a cousin that's Puerto Rican. You know you got kid. You know you got kid. You got kid for a boy. Like, I gotta like. Like, like us. We gotta like, if that really your cousin. Cause you know, Joe, we'll claim black people. That's my cousin. Yeah. And I'm closer kin to a Connie Corso than y' all are to that dude right there. We call that dog Kid. So I gotta ask. I gotta ask real questions. I like y'. All. Y' all really, like, really related? Y' all like, you know, brother, sister, children. Y' all like, you know, that's your. That's your aunt kid or something like that? Oh, no, no. That's my play. Because we play entirely too much. You already know it. Dr. Frankie L. Bellamy said. Hey, fam, since y' all love nascar, who you ride with? Burt Reynolds and Smokey and the Bandit or Will Ferrell and Telling Nights? I mean, I kind of grew up in smoking the Bandit, too.

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Boy, what you talking about?

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Smoking the Bandit?

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Smoking the band. 8:00am Classic, boy.

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Oh, yeah, that Firebird. Oh, man, they were the good old days right there. Mike Mike said new show, Unc, Ocho and ISO go hunting. Joe, you haven't been hunting. I ain't never been hunting, but how you from Arkansas? I ain't never been hunting. I've been in the sports all my life. I ain't never been no hunting. But listen, that don't mean I can't hunt now. I'm a fast learner now.

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Yeah, I can see. Hey, Joe.

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You know, Joe, have you ever shot a gun? Have you ever shot a long gun?

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What's up?

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You ain't scared of the recoil, are you? When is hunting season? It's about to come up, ain't it? Yeah. Okay. What you hunting? Well, now, what we hunt? What we going to hunt? Oh. Oh, my bad, my bad.

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You know what I want to do? I used to do back in the day, hey, Too Joe, you went to Arkansas, right?

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Yeah.

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Y' all the Razorbacks?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I used. I used to. I hunted a razorback before. And why in a wild boar.

[C]

Did you really?

[A]

Yeah, man. Yeah.

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They gotta. The same thing, but. Okay. Ocho, where you did this at a little bit? Huh? Where you did this at in Africa? Why you got. No way. They got places right there in Texas that you can go kill feral pigs.

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No, I'm talking about. No, pen. I'm talking about wild hogs. Huh? I had to go out.

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That's what.

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I ain't never. I ain't never been. I ain't never been to Texas like that. You know, Houston is off limits for me. You know, man. Nah, man. You know, I'm. I'm focused. I'm locked in.

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Hold on. Why Houston off limits?

[A]

What, you never been to Houston?

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Yeah, there are a lot of. I don't know if y' all noticed. There's a lot of things off limits to me, but Houston is one of those things on.

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Hey, Joe. Atlanta. Houston. Well, that's the devil's playground, boy. I don't want no part of that. I don't want no part of that.

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Yeah, I'm thinking about. I'm thinking about moving myself.

[A]

Where you moving to?

[C]

I was looking at. I was looking at, like, Cyprus, Katy, Texas.

[A]

Oh, you.

[C]

Yeah, for real. The hell.

[A]

Let me know. Let me know now. Cause if you. If you move, I come on down there, too, now.

[C]

Cause then you gonna be wanting to do the show. Hey, see, if we both live in Texas, we can do the show someday. I already know what type of time you on. Absolutely.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Matter of fact, we could do the show at Area 29.

[C]

No, we can't. No, we can't.

[A]

Yeah, we could. Hey, so. Hey, listen, listen. Don't leave me. Don't leave me in the dark. Now, if you. If you deciding to move to Texas.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

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Get my line first, boy. Cause I go. Give me something like that for 20,000 square feet for a little penny.

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You. You ain't lying. Do 727 respect you, Uncle Ocho. Just want to shout out. My children, Ryland, Rory and Reese. Die hard Bronco fan. Would appreciate a shout out for them. Rylan, Rory, and Reese. Your dad want to give you guys a shout out. Hopefully you've had a great day. Hey, Bronco Country. We riding this year. You know what I'm saying? That's what we do. Ojo a Bo, Nicks, Courtland, Sutton. That defense. Oooh, Patan. Hey, PS2, Bronco country. Stand up. Gonna beat y' all on Monday night.

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Wait, who is y'?

[C]

All?

[A]

You might be talking to Joe.

[C]

Nah. Cincinnati Bengals.

[A]

That ain't happening.

[C]

Beat the brakes off, y'.

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All.

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That concludes this episode of Nightcap. Thank each and every one of you guys for joining us. Y' all know me, I'm your favorite uncle, Shannon Sharp. My partner and co host, Liberty City's own Bingles Ring of fame honoree, Madden ratings adjuster, Pro bowler all pro. That's Chad oo Cinco Johnson. And the third member of the big three, University of Ark, Arkansas native. Here he is, ladies and gentlemen. And his wi fi did not glitch tonight. ISO Joe Johnson, please make sure y' all hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button. And guys, do us a favor, go subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed. Tell family, friends and loved ones to do likewise. Thank you for your support and your continued support. Because thanks to you, we're able to do what we're able to do. And you know what? Who knows, with all that support, Ocho and I, Joe, might just do this new show that we're talking about. My Kanjac Laporte has a new drop. And this one is personal. I've created a limited edition release to honor my brother Sterling's induction into the Pro Football hall of Fame. It's just not a bottle. It's a tribute. It's a celebration of a legacy. And once they're gone, they're gone. The hall of Fame edition is officially live. Just head over to laportiercognac.com to grab yours while you still can. Don't miss a chance to own a piece of history and a very, very special moment. Please go follow my media company page on all of its platforms. Shay Shay Media and my clothing company, 84. With 84 pinned in the chat, Titans beat the Falcons 23 to 20. Thank you guys for joining us. We'll be back tomorrow, same time, a little later. We're after preseason game but we're on tomorrow so you don't want to miss it. Appreciate that, Joe. Enjoy the rest of you after the Giants. Yes, appreciate that, Joe. Enjoy the rest of your evening. Ocho tomorrow. All right, Peace out.

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