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Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Well, I guess you won't get invited to the wedding back cat. Big three is happy to be parted with the big three. And we'll be keeping up with the league all season long. We'll be at number one destination for all game recaps and analysis all summer long. The Dallas Power 51 Detroit amps 48amp claw back from down 25 to nine at halftime. Joe to make it a one possession game at the buzzer. But the game but came up short. Nascorp dropped 29 in the second half alone. A big three record for points and a half, breaking the mark previously held by our own ISO, Joe Johnson. Core finished with 31 points and eight rebounds. Elijah Stewart added 16.6 rebounds. Dallas stayed undefeated. God dang, Joe. What, What? What going on? Yeah, man, you know, 25 to nine, Joe, you ain't even 25 more points, man.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
We were down by 20 points at one time in this game.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Hey, when? Oh, that was the day. That was the day.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Man. Them boys fall back.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Oh, yeah, y' all was down. Okay.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
I thought.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Oh, okay.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
I thought.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
I thought of.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Nah, nah. I was watching the game. We were down by 20 points at one time. We fought back. I thought Nas called hot and he. He got into a rhythm and made shots. But hey, man, this Dallas Power team gonna be tough, bro, because they play with a collective group of guys. It ain't really gonna be one guy with 30 points on their team. They gonna play like this. They may have a guy with 22, 23, another with 15. You know what I mean? They gotta. They gotta put the guys who can step in and really make plays. They gonna be one of the top teams. They probably the only undefeated. One of the only undefeated teams still left in the league. They gonna. They're gonna be nice, bro. They gonna. They gonna be around that one in the final four like that. They gonna be around.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
The ball hogs. The Boston Ball hogs. That is 50, the LA Riot 40. LA led by 12 points in the second half and looked to be cruising before it all fell apart. Jeremy Pargo buried three four pointers in a row to flip the game to seal it for Boston. Pargo 25 points, 10 rebounds, two threes and four and three fours. Dwight Howard chipped in with 14 points, six rebounds and one block.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Hey. Hey. Kind of surprising to me, you know, I talked to Jeremy, you know, a few days before this game, and me and him was talking, I was like, the game gonna come down between Jeremy Pargo and Jordan Crawford on who gonna win the game. Because your point guard played both guys who can really score. The ball and play at a high level. It was whoever had the better game team was gonna win. And obviously German. I think he leads it. I think he lead the big three history in. In four pointers made. So he made what? Four, four. Four. Four points a day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He bought out. He came to play. He came to play. He said they got a good team. He said he feel like they the most underrated team. And he said he got. He got something for him and they came out, man. They put it on. They put it on the la ride though Dwight and joined Crawford.
Tony Ayo
Yeah.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
What you call them? I mean that might be a good landing spot for business.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Where. Hey, hey, Ben, holl at me man. I got something for you partner.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Yeah, you and being team up, huh?
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Look, look, Ben, when you know he won't play make anyway. Hell, I'm. I'm. I got 30 in my back pocket.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Yeah, I don't know Joe, Joe, that you are. You've been off two years. You might need to interpret it. Joe, I just said you might need to temper a little bit of expectation.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
I'm saying, I'm saying taking into consideration that I. That I'm gonna be preparing for the next 10 to 12 months. Yeah, I'm gonna be back. If I can't get out there and dominate uncle, I ain't getting out there. How about that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. See man, I can do this in my sleep. Three on three half court.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
You can't even do one on one with me, man.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
You lightweight, homie. You baby fool, homie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And your time gonna come. It's gonna.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
You gotta. You, you gotta show me.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Don't worry, I'm gonna show you.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Joe, you made any four point plays?
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Four pointers. Oh, I haven't done it all, baby. I got. I done done it all. Four pointers. I've been in the games on.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Come.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Come on.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
I don't know.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
All right, I'm gonna get y' all some foot matter in the games on four corners. Oh, come on man.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
I don't want to see no footage. I want to see it in person, man, in front of me.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
I got something for you, O Joe. I got something for you.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
What I used to do and what I did back then. Do it now.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
I know, I know.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
When you see me, you better put your damn sets up. I know that.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
I mean, hey. I mean you might not show up for that damn. Hey, you might not show up for the fight.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Gonna be in New York.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah, I'm being New York. Come on. Man, come on.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Come on.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Hey, hey, hey. Uncle might miss his flight. You never know.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Wow.
Tony Ayo
Wow.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
I'm gonna be at nyc, baby. Yeah. Okay.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Well, I mean. I mean, I might have to have Shelly make sure to pass the information along to the misses so that way,
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
you know,
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Make sure you catch your flight.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
He laughing so hard. Why he laughing so hard, huh? Your little stomach?
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, let me say.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, you. Hey, you and oo gonna have to chill, too. Y' all gotta chill. Y' all really gotta chill. Y' all gotta chill. For real.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Yeah, she'll be there. You know, she see. She see your lady at the Work It Out. So I was like, shelly, just tell. Make sure Joe get on the flight. Make Jo flight. The Chicago Triplets 50. The Miami 305 38. Montrel's Herald made his season debut and dominated the Beasley left 305, keeping Chicago undefeated. Tres 34 points, 4 rebounds. Lance Stevenson added 22. Damn. Trez had 34.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Trey is a dog in this, man. Trey?
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Oh, yeah.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
You know how he played in the league, bro. This is how you play in the Big Three. It's. It's a lot harder in the Big Threes, a lot more physical in the Big Three. And they played in the championship game last year, so he played in. They lost, but they played in the championship game. And he played a major role.
Tony Ayo
So.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, he looking to. I'm gonna keep it real with y'. All. Trace, he. He said he looking to come get mvp, man. He said he feel like he the best player this year. Now that ISO ain't playing. He's ISO out. I ain't, you know, ain got nobody to worry about. Yeah, he doing his 1, 2. For real. He can go. He can go.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
The DMV Trilogy 50. The Houston Rig Hands 38. Jordan McCray poured in 18 points at the Trilogy. Roll past the Steel winless Rig hands. The standings after three weeks. Dallas and Chicago sit alone atop the league. Both are undefeated and looking like the front runners. The DMV in Boston right now, two in one. Miami and LA have work to do. They're one and two. And Detroit and Houston are still searching for their first win. Big Three will be in LA next Saturday at the Galen Center. Tune in to Nightcap all season long for our Big Three to recap the victory. All right, now it's time to play
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
a fade,
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
All right. All right, here we go. Balagon point five gold and assist.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Well, listen, it's one of the most difficult things to. To actually. Actually guess. Yeah.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Y' all got baligun messed up. He come. He bringing that thunder tomorrow.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
You gonna get one.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Oh, no.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Hey, he got. He got three.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
You either got a reprieve. He gotta change his. Hey, hey. It's like you get a reprieve. Yeah, you gotta. Hey, you got to do the right. You got a reprieve.
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Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Hey, they got that. Put the. The red card on probation. You got to come through with at least the goal.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah, yeah. They letting you play. You got. I'm. I'm g. Go. I'm gonna go with. With he getting one. I'm gonna go with. He getting one. Simply because they letting him play.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
You gotta show up and show out.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Christian Pulisic, also, 0.5 goal and assist. You think he'll have at least a goal and assist, so he got to have half. So if he gets an assist, that's. Or a goal.
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Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
That means we gonna be ball. You say he gonna get it, Ocho.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah. Shoot. He gonna. He gonna have his. He gonna have the ball at his feet more than Balagon. He gonna have more chances.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Matt. Freeze the goalkeeper. 0.5. 2 and a half saves.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Oh, absolutely. Of course. Of course.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Cristiano Ronaldo, attacker for Portugal versus Spain. Oh, so Ronaldo, will he have 0.5 goal assists, Ocho.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Oh, hey, hey,
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Spain putting the locks on that thing.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Hey, ain't no telling what's gonna happen. Hey, Spain's man. Spain might send them boys home.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
They ain't gonna. They ain't gonna score. Ojo,
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
man, Joe, man, they. Joe, I don't know what's wrong with him. Like, you know, I want Portugal to win. You know, I know I. I love Cristiano, but. And them boys ain't playing. They ain't playing, right, Joe, man.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
I mean, just because it's him.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Now you got a chat.
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Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Now, you gotta make sure you look out for Chad now.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah. I mean, check Chad. Yeah, I see. I can't. I can't bet with my heart here.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
I gotta be with your heart with Pulisic. Ain't been playing great, Ocho.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah, he hasn't, but he got to show up at some point. He is our star boy. He's our. Well, he's our wonder kid. He is our Cristiano. He is our Holland. He is our Mbappe.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
No, Babylon. The Balagon.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Nah, nah, I got you. You can't. You can't. You can't switch up on Pulisic like that.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
I did. I did. So you said yes for the Ronaldo.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
What was it?
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Well, an assist goal and an assist point five.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go a year. I'm gonna go a year. Let's hopefully get, hopefully get a penalty. Maybe get a penalty. Get a PK.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Get a PK.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
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Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
We have one video voicemail from our Discord. Let's take a listen. Yeah, buddy.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Hot dogs, making onions, steak randomly fried.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Some burgers.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Swiffer. God. And two white men.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Hey.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Hey, Ocho. What? I number them hot dogs. He look at them dogs.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
I see him. See? I don't see. I don't like my hot dogs burnt though. I know some people like a little. A little burnt. Yeah, little char on them. I don't like no char on my hot dog, man.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Okay. All right.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
You out there. We ought to put you in that thing with Joy Chestnut next year.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Oh, he don't want to see me here.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
But he won again today, didn't it?
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah, yeah, he won again because he ain't got no competition up there. Put me up there.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
You think you can gobble down more dogs?
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah, all I got to do is just don't eat the day before. Joe.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Ma'. Am.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah, Joe, I gotta. I got a stomach for that, Joe. I know the trick to it and all.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
I bet. I bet he could literally probably eat about probably 90 if he just ate the hot dogs. No bun, Right? I bet he could probably eat about 90.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Because think about. Think about how that. And the thing of that bread, all that bread that he's eating.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Probably two loaves of bread.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
That's why he got the water. That's why he got the water that way.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
I know, but. Yeah, he tried to take the. What you call. But it helps. It helps break it down. Yes, but just imagine if he didn't have to eat no bread, Ocho. Just nothing but hot dogs.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah. He don't want to see me, I'm telling you. Hey, Joey. Hey, Joey.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
I think his record is like 70 something. 70. 70. 71.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Oh, man, that ain't nothing, man.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
So I. I ain't no question my mind. He could eat mid-80s if he just ate the hot dogs. Chad, how many. Thank you. All you think he eat if he just ate the hot dogs? No buns. Just hot dogs.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Ain't no way. Hey, Joe. Ain't no way he beat me. Joe, you hear me?
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
We already know you just eat buns, Ocho.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Huh? Hey, hey. See, Josie, See, I went left field with it. See, I, I, I. Hey, I've been. I've been innocent, all showing. Hey, Joey Chest. Hey, me and Joey Chestnut, man.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
You can't mess with dude Ojo now.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
He don't want to see me. Joe. No, I'm Joe. This me. Joe. Ain't no way he eating. He can't eat no glee.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Like 100. Like them little crystal hamburgers. Joe. He ate like 100 or something of them.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Oh, that ain't. That ain't done.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Please.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
I know how. Hey, I know how to train for this. I know how to train for this.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
It's hard for me to watch it. Hell, it make my stomach hurt just watching it.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah, man.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Come on, man.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Yeah, we did. Hey, Joseph, you've been trying to eating buns for like, the last 30 years.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm ready.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Hey, man,
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
hey, we got. We got to set that up. Tell.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
No, we don't. What's up? What's it up?
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Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Me and Joey Chestnut, one on one.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Oh, I thought you talking about eating. I said, you and Joe said that if I want no part of that.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Come on, y' all tripping, man. Hey, at some point, y'. All. At some point. Some point, y' all gotta live.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Man, what made you think we ain't living?
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Or.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
That's what I don't understand.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Until you spread them, you ain't. You ain't living right,
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
man, come on, Ocho.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
I'm just telling you.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
It just. It just don't even sound right. Like.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
But, you know, hey, to each his own.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Ah, that's crazy work. Teach his own, my ass. It's crazy. Nah, that's crazy work. Oto tripping. He gotta chill. You gotta stop it.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Hey, hey, what y' all laughing? Hey, hey, Joe, you got to get you one of these. Hey, hey, hey, Joe, did you get the ball gag for you? For your wife?
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
No, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't get. I told y' all we passed on. I asked her about it. She went, nah.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Oh, she didn't want to do nothing.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
I asked her about it.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
I thought.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
I asked her what she thought she was like. Nah, she cool. Yeah.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
No. Hey, what you think about it?
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Oh, man. Oh. About to get Joe put out his own house.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, hey,
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Hey, Joe. Hey, wait. Wait till she's sleeping. Just put. Just put it right. Just put it.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Hold on. You only wait till she sleep and do what?
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Hey, just. Just. Just tie around her head like this.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Joe.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Hey, don't.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Don't even tell her.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah, why she sleep, and when she wake up, she won't be able to move.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, hey, what's wrong with you, man?
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Hey, Joe, you got to get you one of these. Joe, I'm telling you. Hey, she'll like it, though. She'll like it. Damn you.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, hey, you got all kind of little gadgets over there.
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Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Joe. Hey, Joe, I don't play, boy. I got a whole dungeon, boy, when
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
it's time, go time, ain't it?
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Hey, what I'm telling you, I meant to sue. You saw. You ever saw 50 Shades of Gray? Like, all the ideas that were in that movie that Christian Gray was doing in the little dungeon with all the whips from paddles and all that, all that stuff came from me.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah. Because, listen, I tried to. I tried to audition for the role of Christian Gray, but obviously they weren't. They didn't want anyone of. Of my ethnicity, so I. I sent in. I. I sent in visual, you know, references and why I should get a part. So they took my videos and then inserted and use them in the movie, but they didn't. They didn't give me the road. So everything you saw in the movie 50 Shades of Gray. That was me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm telling you, hey, Joe, you got to get a ball game.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
They got a headboard now. You see the headboard?
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Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah. One of the handcuffs already in it.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Yeah, the handcuffs already.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got one of them, too.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah, that was you got over there.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
I got one.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
No, no, I'm just saying I would just see that. You.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Oh, you see now? I. I ain't seen that one. You must have ran across that one on you. On. On your feed.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Hey, I got. I got a little head. I got a little headboard with the handcuffs. It's in the. It's in the garage right now. What you do?
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
You take appointments? Something you. Who
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Appointment?
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah, appointments. Oh, with. With. With my girl.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
I. I don't know what you got going. I'm saying. You saying you got the headboard, so you. I ain't know if you.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Oh, no, the head. The headboard for her. Cu. You know, she be trying to run, so I. I had to add the other headboard so she can't move.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Okay.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah. So I ain't got to worry about. I ain't got to worry about pulling her back. You feel me? So once you. Once you locked in, I mean, you at my mercy, you hear me? Yes, sir.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
And the pillow, you gotta. Got them. They got the body pillows that you can just put up on them.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause, hey, that give you a better angle, huh? You hear me? It gives you a better angle. You got the pillow up under there? Yeah, Joe. Yeah, Joe. Yeah, yeah. Hey, matter of fact, hey, I can send you some video for reference if you need it.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
I'm good. Okay. I appreciate you for looking out, though. I appreciate you for looking out. Well, yeah, I'm good
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
to try to go to Joe. He tried to go to Joe.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah, yeah. Nah, nah. Yeah.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Chat y' all see who won it, too. I just be back here.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
They know who won two and three. No, they know,
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
man, that Joe and Ocho.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Nah, y' all gotta chill, though. Y' all gotta chill for real.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Oh, my goodness. Any guest nightcaps have lined up for Fanatics Fest, and I nominate nightcap for the Chris Johnson ALS Ice Bucket challenge.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Oh, all right.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
I'm gonna put a. Yeah, we got. We got a couple of gifts. We don't. It's only like. We only got, like, 40, 45 minutes because they have so many. So many people coming through, so. Yeah, we got a coup. I don't know if we could. Are we allowed to tell them who? We have Ash. We got Jalen Brunson and we have Roman Reigns.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, I need to holler JB anyway.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He owed me a one on one too, but I forgot about that.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Yeah, yeah. Hey, I mean I'm sure we could. I mean, you know, I'm sure we can make the ice bucket challenge.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah. Yeah. Damn, Ocho, didn't you do it? And I see you do the als ice bucket.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
No, no, no, no. Not yet. Not yet. I'm gonna hit that thing though. I'm Hit that thing from the dog.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Okay.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Ah, bro, it hurts so much watching 17 year old morrow sobbing and Memo Ochoa crying as well, knowing this is it for him. But that's how life and sports work.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah. Yeah, good. Brother Morgan, he gonna be in a few more World cup, maybe three more. He's only 17. Played extremely well all World cup, you know, Ochoa is his last one. Yeah. So. Ah, man, it's tough. It's tough. I was hoping they were able to pull it out, especially being that they were. They were upper. Man. They had an advantage, but ain't gonna. England squeeze it out. England squeeze it out.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Banned Viagra from all sports.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Damn.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Who hating because the English. England was allowed to take it.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
I mean that.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Listen, deal with the altitude.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah, man, the way they was running the tide just like everybody else, but
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
they probably been even tireder earlier.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Dang.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Happy birthday to my son, David. I'm a huge Nightcap fan, Ocho. ISO, can you guys send a birthday shout out to my son who's turning three years old today? I really appreciate you guys love the show so much. We absolutely can. David, happy third birthday. Your dad wanted to send you a special shout out. You're probably too young to hear this or see this now, but there will come a time that you know what he said, man. ISO and Ocho shouted your boy. I was three years old and here I am 10 years old, 20 years old, 30 years old. So happy birthday, David, and thank you.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Happy birthday, twin.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Who's winning a two on two. Everyone in their prime. Kobe and Kyrie, MJ and AI. Oh, Joe.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Who winning? Kyrie, mj, AI.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Whoever get the ball first.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Man. Listen, that. That'd be a great matchup, bro. I just think. I think Jordan was like. Kobe won defensive player of the year. He won. He got on some rd.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Jordan 1 defense.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Jordan 1 defense. I think Jordan just.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
He.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
He was such a great defender, Uncle Ocho, you know what I mean? I think that that would probably Be the separator, if you ask me.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
You think, you think obviously gonna be a stand in front of Kyrie.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Probably not. But I don't think Kyrie gonna be able to stay in front of AI here.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
He not. That's why I say whoever get the ball first. Hey, with that crossover, yeah, man, I, I, I AI wasn't nothing to play with.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, all them boys nice. But yeah, Kyrie and AI, that always be a great battle.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Because, oh, yeah.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Kyrie for his size and AI for his size. Both of those guys are probably two of the best finishes from a guard standpoint I've ever seen play the game, bro. I'm talking about the way Kyrie finished over big guys and AI the way he used to finish. I'm like, yeah, so they special. They both special in their own right, bro.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
And the thing was, they didn't play really play above the rim. Now, you look at a guy like D. Rose, you look at a guy like Westbrook that played above the rim, and you're like, okay, I can see. But the way AI can slither and AI probably was a book 65 at his best. And the way he stayed in the trees,
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
man, he was tough, bro.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Man, just listen to AI talk, man. If AI would have got some good sleep on the road, man, it'll tell him what a I could have done, man. A I say, man, I dropped 55 into the coach benched me. Cause somebody saw me out at 5am he said, Man, he said, you try. You tried to help them win too then, huh?
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, hey, I enjoyed himself, boy.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Oh, he. Oh, he did, man. I so us in the chat have been watching Nightcap for years. No. Damn. Well, Unc is a. And Ocho is a minus.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Also.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
It's a read the chat called Ocho. Ocho Frico. We heard him tell them stories. Hey, hold on. How y' all put me in front of Ocho?
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Now, hold on. Oo now, this ain't new to us, cuz. You know, are we? I've been telling y'. All, y' all fighting for first place.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Not. Not me. He's un number one.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
No, no, no, no, no. They just said, oo first of all, OO got all the gags. See, just. See, the thing is. Oo what. What Joe's done. See, Joe be trying to pit us against one another. And then he just lay in the background and don't nobody suspect anything.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
We don't see Ch he he the worst one.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
And that's. And that's the problem we had. Because, see, y' all won't take accountability of y' all freakingness, man. It don't make y' all no bad brothers, bro. I still like it. Y' all some good dudes, you know what I mean?
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Hey, hey, Joey, One thing about it, you know, I don't hide nothing. I ain't ashamed of nothing. You know, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm forward with everything that I do and and if I was he's
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I don't trust my carrier that much. We'll just use your phone as a flashlight.
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Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
I'd be like, you know what? Yeah I am number one. But Joe, honestly you. You got everybody fooled.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Thank you.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
You can run that game on everybody else but me and
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
can't wait to chime in. Thank you. Man, Chad ain't going. Listen, listen, y' all can't Convince me and y' all can't convince Chad we ain't going. We already know.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
We.
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Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
No, hey, they called.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Hey, they called. They called. They got sneak freak and sneaky freak. You sneaky freak. Yeah, sneak freak is great, but we don't. We know. Hey, Chat. Y' all know that one? Everybody know. Everybody know that one. That what? That one. That don't nobody suspect. Oh, hey. Oh, she. She gave straight A's.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah. Always a quiet one.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Big three.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
What?
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Formation coverage. Or did you or play. Did you guys hate defenses run when you played? New rankings. 1:02 ISO 3 I. I.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Hey, I hate it when teams play zone, bro. I hate it when teams plays on Uncle Ocho. Hey, hey, go get this man to man, man. Let me get a dude at work over here, man, the weekend. I can't. I can't get no. I can't get no shots over here, man. Yeah, you.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
You like me. I want to play the play.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah, play, man.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
I mean, look, in basket, in football, it's a little easier. We have zone beaters. We have man beaters. The only difference is, is that I might. Might be the read. I might not be the first or second read in the zone beater.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Hey, and the man read. Hey, first one get open. I know John will give him the ball. The first one get open. Now, I got. Normally I got the shallow cross or I got the basic cross, or I got something close. So I. Hey, if I win right now, hey, I'm getting on my horses. I will get it now. Sometimes he gonna take his shot. He's like, hey, I saw your tea, but I want to take this shot over the top. Okay, cool. But no, it really didn't matter to me. I hate his own. Unless I was the first read in the zone. Hey, it don't matter to me because I turn and get up in my shadow. Hey, you missed a tackle. Yeah, I'm out. Why is it. Why is it. Why is it not a problem that they incorrectly use var. But it was for. The call was suspended. People would rather a FIFA be corrupt, then fix it. I mean, there's like, you know what? We've been corrupt for so long, we might as well just keep it going.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Hey,
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
because you remember they had that big overhaul, Ocho. They came in and found out people was doing all this, all this other stuff going on. Yes, they thought they. They thought they had cleaned it up.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
He.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
His studs weren't up. He was trying. He was trying to get his footing behind himself. Unlike Messi, who Didn't get a car. They ain't calling nothing on Messi.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
That ain't happening.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
What up, big three? As a Mexican, I'm saddened and heartbroken. I love my country and my team, especially this squad. Saddened. We out. But viva Mijico. Ocho's Ronaldo set the precedent. They suspended his. His two game suspension in qualifiers at 24. Yeah, Messi did the same file with spikes in this World Cup. It was not even a yellow nor VAR review. Go usa. Well, now that I know that, hey, hell yeah, we should have. I'm glad this World cup is amazing. But why these dudes stuff their left big toe on the turf, roll three times and grab their right foot? I get strategy. I thought OKC flopped, but man, hey.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
I say, man, hey, it's been. It's been extreme too.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Hey, that. Hey, that was. Hey, that was funny. That was funny. Hey, they say stuff. They left toe roll three times to grab their right foot. Hey, that was funny.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
ISO is Holland or Lukaku. Just give him the ball and put the ball in the net. Ocho is pragma Balotelli. That's given in his original Ronaldo. When the stage is at his brightest, he shines. Island Baltimore so you prog by Volotelli, Ocho?
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
I'd rather be Balotelli.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
You rather be Balotelli?
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah. Yeah, I like. I like Balotelli, man. I like him a lot. He's basically just me just in. In soccer, you know, at times he was a headache, but when he played well, oh, he was hell to deal with.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Yeah, you had a mohawk too.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Ocho, ISO, can we get boxing back to the glory days? Boxers fighting each other and not this wannabe undef mess? Well, I don't think that's ever coming back, guys.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
That's. That's gonna be up to the boxes here.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Hey, that. That money, right? That money, that money gonna force them to fight each other. You know, hopefully everything. Hopefully everything goes well with Turkey Ali. You know, prayers up to him and whatever it is that he's going, you know, going through. But Turkey Ali had people actually fighting each other because of the purse or the money the money was making. The money was making sense. So, okay, you know, let's get it on.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
What you thinking, Joe?
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
They'll fight. You gotta get. Yeah, I'm like, ocho, you got to get that damn money, right? You get that money, that money, that money talk that bs, walk a thousand miles.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yes.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
You put the right figures up there, gonna sign on the dotted line. Trust me.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
I agree with you guys. I think so, too. Tate Taylor, high school national champ, won yesterday, 1975, at the Pre Classic at 200 meters. He was sensational. The kid can absolutely. I mean, for him to go out there. And the Olympic gold medalist, Bogo, he's. He crushed him. These kids, I don't know what these kids. I don't know what the kids. I mean, he ran 9, 9, 2 in 100 meters. Now he's running 1975. I. I just don't know what these kids run. I don't know what these teenagers doing now.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
He was flying. Boy, where you from?
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
And you see what Quincy Wilson last year run 44, 10. And I mean, and these high school, These high school ladies, they running. It's just. It's. It's just phenomenal. What they doing, man? I mean, hot, the hurdlers. You saw bridge Brit go 13, go 1286, and Thorpe go 1291. Thorpe got the world record and set 1275 at the NCAAs. I mean, these kids just.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
What's the difference, though? What you think the difference is nowadays compared to back when y' all was running?
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Well, they got training. They know more. They train. The tracks are different spikes, the shoes are different. Yeah, Technology, Joe getting up.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Getting up out of it.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Because. Because if you think about it, nobody, no horse have touched Secretariat's race. He still got the record in the Kentucky Derby, still got the record in the Preakness, and he still got the record in the Belmont because what technology can you do? Can you. What different shoes you can't get him. No carbon fiber horseshoes you can't get. So. But they made the tracks faster. They got a special type of mondo that's faster. Now you got training. It's just. They know more. But this, this kid here is phenomenal. 1975 at 18. Nikon rolling out,
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Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
And you still. And you still got. No, no, a lot. I mean, he be Eddie, be Kung Fu Kenny. He be Kenny.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Kenny. Kenny came in fourth.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
No, he was in the Hunter. Kenny was in the Hunter. Kenny didn't run the 200 because Ajah Ajai Red won the. Won the hundred and Oblique Seville got second and then Christian Coleman and then Kung Fu Kenny. What you call it? It was good to see Coleman get back to his winning ways, but I don't. I don't know if he could recapture the form that he had in 17, 18, 17. I think he won the. Was it 17 or was it 19? I think he would night. I think 19. He won the World Championship. Because I think Justin Gatlin won it in 17 and he won it in 19 and then what's called one in 21. Fred Curly and then Noah Loud. But yeah, I, I just, I, I don't, I don't know, man. I would like to. I can't wait to see Tate Taylor and, and Noah Lyles because that's. No, Noah is, is a 200. He's trying to get better at the hundred, but without that takeoff, he get left in the blocks. These kids, they rolling out. You look at a job the way he get out the blocks now. He's so powerful. Tied to Nigerian national record yesterday at 984. He had a illegal win at the, at the NCAA. I think he read like 972. 973. It just. The kids flying now, man. These kids flying. Oh, yeah, it was a great race yesterday between Sha' Carri and Melissa Jefferson Wooden.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah, she came in second. That was, yeah, that was a good race. It was close.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
I didn't have the. They didn't have the St. Lucian. And Julian Alfred, who's been running phenomenal times. Yeah, De Asia Hodge, the Georgia Bulldog product, the great British man, I can't wait to see this thing. They get laid a little because I'm looking at this. Melissa only ran. This is like the only second one Sha'. Carried. This is only her like up second or third and they're already running in the, in the 10 sevens. So when you put all them together, when you push' a Carrie and you put Melissa Jefferson, you put d' Asia Hodge and you put Julian Alfred and you get them in one of these Diamond League meets and one of these fast tracks. Something special. Something special gonna pop off. I've been a fan since your CBS days. Post game show, you and prime did Undisputed first take Club Shay Shay. Within five days, my fam suffered three deaths driving home for, for the funeral. I listened to Nightcap. Thanks, bro. Man, I am so, so sorry to hear that, man. I thought some prayers to go out to you and your family. That is a lot of. That is a lot of homegoing that you have to deal with. And yeah, see me like, you have to try to process one. You have to don't even get an opportunity to process another. Have to process another one, man. So we're so sorry to hear that, man. But we're sending our thoughts and prayers out to you and hopefully everything and we appreciate your support. That means a lot to us. That in a time of the situation that we can bring you some comfort. So thank you. Why you so tough on Deandre Ayton? Because he has all that ability. He doesn't play hard. That bothers me. You cheat.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
He's saying he he can't. He ain't reaches his potential.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Potential like he supposed to be a
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
lot better than seven foot.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
He absolutely do. Because he can do a lot better if he just. If he just played hard. I'm not saying I don't need you to be Shaq. I don't need you to be Elijah 1. I don't need you to be David Rob. I don't need. But I know you can be better than what you're playing. That effort. Your coach says I can't play him. His coach said in a playoff game, I just can't play him. Let that sink in. Imagine a coach saying to any player in any sport, I just can't play him.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Yeah, liability.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah. Not a real protector.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
What's up big three? Ocho and LeBron need to have a who is the cheapest competition future nightcap outside episode My guys. Malachi Tony is the biggest threat to Jeremiah Smith as a college football top receiver. Who is the better year ISO. Who stands out about Caleb Wilson's what stands out about Caleb Wilson game. His biggest flaw. And in Chicago the right fit. Nah. Jeremiah SMITH Is. Is NFL ready. You talking about a guy that's 6 foot 2, 6 foot 3, 220, 225 pounds, probably running high four three, four four. Malachi Tony, he's phenomenal.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
He's good.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
But Jeremiah Smith is. He's. He's the real deal. He's the real deal. And that's not saying Malachi Tony isn't. But Jeremiah Smith is prototypical. He's NFL. You look for a receiver. Jeremiah Smith has an NFL wide receiver body and he's a junior.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
And hey, I think with Caleb Wilson, I think he is in a great position. Meaning in Chicago they got a lot of great young talent there and I think they really gonna feature him uncle ocho. Because at 6, 9, 610 long, athletic, can shoot the 3, can shoot the midi. Got a pretty good post up game. He's only gonna better. I think he. He's a dark horse in this rookie class to win rookie of the year, bro. I. I think this dude got a lot of talent, a lot of potential. It's gonna be up to him. But he got all the tools. When you talking about putting it on the floor scoring at all three, four levels. Hell, he can do it.
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Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
And he takes the defensive side. You know, just as serious as he does his offense. That's gonna be the difference.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Who's a better Viking, Randy Moss or Adrian Peterson?
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
That's a good question.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
They so different. I wish both of them could have finished their careers there. Both were so outstanding, man.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Randy, Golly, Randy. With different.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Yeah, man, 17 touchdowns as a rookie
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
playing with Cece over there. Who was he over there?
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
And they had Jake. They had CC and Jake. Jake Reed. Jake Reed had Robert Smith in the backfield.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah, 17 teddies as a rookie. That's. That's impressive.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Yeah.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
Hey, the man Thanksgiving game. Joe. The stat line was three catches for 163 yards.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Yep.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
That's crazy.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
I was, you know, you know. Yo, you said the backup about Wilson. But hey, that kid from the Lakers car, man, he put on the show.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
I just don't know with Luca and Ar if he's gonna get the same opportunities that he got getting in in the summer league. But he looked like he gonna be
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
a player potential wise.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
He looked great.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
He had a great year Baylor, but yeah, he. He got caught. Look, he wrote his dress. His draft stock rose during the Chicago pre draft workouts to where he went 1 5. That man was killing it. Automatically they put him in the first round. But you're right, he got a lot of talent. He athletic, can shoot the three. He can score that ball. You're right. It just depends. You know, as a rookie, man, everything kind of fluctuate. Everything be up and down during the season. Unless you like him, you like that. But even, even yet still, those guys still have a tendency to struggle. And that's what you can hope from. You get, you. You get from your rookies is that they can somehow some way be consistent. But he nice though. He's nice.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Please make sure, Make sure you get this.
Uncle Ocho (Chad Ochocinco)
Oh man, come on, man.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
Come on, bro. Make sure you get that side.
Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)
It's all good. Joe is nothing to be ashamed of.
Joe Johnson (ISO Joe)
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Date: July 6, 2026
Hosts: Chad Johnson (Ochocinco/Uncle Ocho), Joe Johnson (“ISO Joe”)
Special Guest: Tony Yayo (briefly)
Main Themes: BIG3 Basketball Recap, NFL Legends Debate (Vikings), Sports Q&A, Locker Room Tales
This episode features an energetic and unfiltered panel—led by Ocho (Chad Ochocinco Johnson) and ISO Joe (Joe Johnson)—as they recap the latest week in the BIG3 basketball league and engage in classic barbershop-style debates. The Nightcap crew also takes listener questions, discusses soccer’s World Cup, touches on track & field performances, and delivers their trademark locker-room humor and banter.
Major topics: BIG3 highlights and player analysis, an impromptu Randy Moss vs. Adrian Peterson debate for Vikings G.O.A.T., and lots of Q&A on NBA rookies, football, track, and more.
The tone is fun, informal, and occasionally spicy, blending sharp sport insights with playful trash talk.
[02:36 – 09:33]
Dallas Power 51, Detroit Amps 48
Boston Ball Hogs 50, LA Riot 40
Chicago Triplets 50, Miami 305 38
DMV Trilogy 50, Houston Rig Hands 38
Standings Update: Dallas and Chicago are undefeated (top of league), DMV and Boston at 2–1, Miami & LA 1–2, Detroit & Houston winless. [09:33]
[06:00 – 07:47]
[10:13 – 13:46]
Light, rapid-fire segment with player props for upcoming soccer games, including Balogun, Pulisic, and “Cristiano Ronaldo vs Spain.”
[17:49 – 53:19]
[29:28 – 31:47]
[38:05 – 41:20]
[51:00 – 51:53]
| Time | Segment Description | |-------|----------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:36 | BIG3 Game Recaps & Team Analysis | | 06:00 | Ocho vs. panel – One-on-One Trash Talk, Iso Joe’s Doubts | | 08:26 | Standings & Outlook – BIG3 Top Teams | | 10:13 | Soccer Prop Bets & Player Previews | | 17:49 | Listener Voice Mail Q&A: BBQ, Grilling, Eating Contest | | 19:49 | Ocho Calls Out Joey Chestnut | | 23:51 | Ocho’s “50 Shades of Grey” Confession | | 29:28 | Birthday Shout-Out, Two-on-Two Debate: Kobe/Kyrie vs. MJ/AI | | 38:05 | Discussion: Zone Defenses in Basketball & Football | | 41:20 | Soccer Strategy, VAR Calls, VAR Criticism | | 42:18 | Boxing: Can It Return to Old Glory? | | 43:36 | Track & Field: High School Phenoms and Technology Advances | | 49:45 | College Football: Jeremiah Smith vs. Malachi Tony | | 50:06 | NBA: Caleb Wilson Rookie Outlook | | 51:00 | Vikings Supremacy Debate: Moss vs. Peterson |
Nightcap Hour 3 blends expert sports analysis with the personality-driven, comedic candor typical of Ochocinco and crew.
If you missed the episode, you’ll be caught up on every story, stat, and hilarious moment that matters to the Nightcap community!