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Unc
Derek, how you say it? Chisora. Derek Chisora and Deontay Wilder had their pre fight press conference today. Let's take a listen to this. Joe and Ocho. Wow. Uh oh, oh and I'mma tell Derek I hope he bring his heart because I'mma take that too. How does he do that and how
Ocho
do you stop that happening? Oh, he took my heart a long time ago when he said he busting nut on his baby mama and busting on his stomach.
Unc
When I came I used to come on her stomach. I had a good nut and I nut her on her stomach.
Ocho
I was like wow.
ISO
I was like Jesus.
Unc
That was from Deontay Wilder had an interview on Piers Morgan. He said what he said. He said his baby mama used a syringe, allegedly impregnated herself and that's how he had the child. That's what he alleges. I don't know if that to be true. I don't even know if that's the truth. But that's what he alleged on Pierce Morgan's show. So he said that and you know anytime you doing a press or oo and you trying to hyper fight you say some outlandish stuff. Chisor said hey, I don't know. Hey me boy. They couldn't have sent me to Guantanamo Bay, waterboarded me with the CIA to get that up out of me?
ISO
Yeah.
Unc
Hell no.
ISO
Hey, you know un. That's natural. You know it's natural man. It's natural. You got. You got to put it.
Ocho
What's natural?
Unc
Just cu. You put it somewhere they don't got to tell. You got to tell somebody where you put it on your. That's the point.
ISO
I mean. Yeah, you're right. You're Right. You know, but where else you gonna put.
Unc
But considering what you are? What all you done, old tongfu master. So we'll enjoy it. I don't put nothing past you.
ISO
Listen, I'm sure we've all conduct.
Unc
Don't do that. Don't know. We, you, we all. Ain't no we all. You speaking. You speaking singular terms. You no a. No. Us. What the hell you mean, us?
Ocho
N. You speak for y' all over Joe Nutting.
ISO
Yeah, y', all. Y', all.
Unc
Y'. All.
ISO
Hey, I know y'.
Ocho
All.
ISO
You know, your image is different. Mine. I'm a wild. I'm a wild person. I'm a wild boy. So this is expected of me. But y', all, I'm make. I'm gonna let y' all stay clean. My bad.
Unc
No, no, no, no.
Ocho
Don't do that.
Unc
Don't do that. Hey, hey, Joe. What are you trying to do? Try to get us in?
Ocho
Yeah.
Unc
I don't. I already know. I know. Hey, it doesn't matter where the numbers goes, when the doors close. I mean, it's all sex. When you close the door, Ocho, it's all sex. I get it, but they got to be limits. They got. They got limit. They got limits on speed. They got limits on how far a plane can fly. Unless you got a B52 or. Or one of those eight. One of those Awaxes that can refuel. Air Force One that could just keep refueling. Yeah, they got limits. Yeah, cars got limits, how fast they can go. Planes got limit on how far they can travel. You ain't got no limits in the bedroom. Damn.
ISO
Yeah. You shouldn't have.
Ocho
Come on, man.
ISO
Not. Not in the area.
Ocho
Come on. You gotta slow down, turbo.
ISO
I don't slow down. I've been slow as possible. I'm 58 now. Shoot. I ain't. I ain't. What?
Unc
I mean. Yo, can I throw a flag on the plate? I would.
ISO
Hey.
Unc
And. Well, I got another. I want to challenge. I want to challenge everything that he said.
ISO
This man here, you know, Listen, I'm just telling you about my experiences, man. I'm not the same. I might have slowed down a little bit, man. I really can't. I don't move like that no more, man.
Unc
I'm just saying. Oo, man. Come on, man. Dang. Ain't nothing wrong with a little on the Palace.
ISO
That's neither here.
Ocho
Hey, but what. What? I mean, I'm saying. What made him say that during a press conference, though?
Unc
I. I guess. Look, allegedly, supposedly we gotta use. Yo, we Gotta use allegedly and supposedly.
Ocho
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Unc
Y' all like. Do y' all see that? Allegedly running on the street. So allegedly supposedly when he started losing, I guess the lady that he was seeing with his fiance or wife or whatever the case may be.
ISO
Yeah.
Unc
She went a different direction now. That's what. That's the story that he's telling. I don't know. And I guess you started seeing some NFL player, but allegedly. I would. I would. I want to be a hep. I want to be. I want a heavy emphasis on the allegedly.
Ocho
Right, Right. Damn.
Unc
So something you just keep to yourself, man.
ISO
Hey, hey, hey. When is that fight? Huh? Yeah, this weekend or alone.
Unc
We're gonna be live after the fight, so make sure you make sure you okay.
ISO
Hold on.
Ocho
Who he fighting?
Unc
Chisora. Derek Chisora.
Ocho
Man, it ain't been. Ain't been looking that good for a while. His past few fights have it.
ISO
Man, I hope you get. I hope we get this one off, man. I hope you win this one. I hope you win this one.
Unc
I hope so too. But I mean,
ISO
I know one thing. But while to catch him with. If he catch him with that guy, man.
Ocho
Okay, we gotta stop that talking about kid. Everybody stayed holler catching with the right. Hell, why they got the box.
Unc
Yeah, yeah. What happened when dude catch him with the right.
Ocho
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every fight I didn't see in the past few fights, it ain't been good.
Unc
Yeah, I mean, I've seen bigger legs on the piano. I mean, he ain't got no foundation, man.
Ocho
Hey, they say that man.
Unc
6, 7, 2, 15. He is. He's basketball. He's a basketball player. Yeah.
ISO
Hey hey, Joe. But he can crack. The problem is Aiden, if he. He got to catch you, though.
Unc
Yeah.
ISO
Can block all you want. Sometimes that don't even help. Well, hey, Unc, he went on a run.
Unc
Yeah, he was. Everybody was like 30 straight, wasn't it? Over every.
Ocho
Until he.
Unc
Everybody ran in the big boy Fury.
Ocho
Yeah.
ISO
Yeah.
Unc
I mean, first of all, like you said, ojo, you can crack. So he hit Fury with everything he had with the right. And then when he set up in the room, like under. When he set up the room like taker, like under. I mean, he was flat.
ISO
That Jo said, I ain't never.
Unc
I ain't never seen him.
ISO
I never.
Unc
Never seen nothing like Jason, you know, Jason boy. Hey, Jason boy, he sit up and look around.
Ocho
Yeah.
Unc
Then what you do?
ISO
Never seen nothing.
Unc
Like, I mean, you know, you hit somebody with everything God would allow everything you got and that. Man, sit up.
ISO
That got to be demoralizing, man.
Unc
What the hell? It's kind of like what Big George said. Big George said when he's doing the Rumble in the Jungle, he said he was hitting. He was hitting Ali. Womb. Womb. A womb, he said. Ali leaned in closer. That's all you got, Big George. Yeah, that's about it. Yeah. I'm on fuse right now.
Ocho
Hey, that Rumble in the Jungle was different, boy.
Unc
Yeah, yeah. Ali. Boom. By Y, man.
Ocho
What? Hey, hey, our coach, Larry Drew, he played that right before a playoff series one day. As a matter of fact, it was the playoff series when. When I was playing here for the Hawks, and we played against the Celtics, who was a 1 seed, and we was an AC.
Unc
We.
Ocho
We. We watched that whole thing, bro.
Unc
Oh, y' all watch the Rumble in the Jungle?
Ocho
Yeah, we watch the Rumble in the Jungle, boy. I leave something else.
Unc
Oh, yeah.
ISO
Yeah. Nice.
Unc
Boy, they not like getting your fight. Hey, watching. Watching a fight or watching a movie scene. A a. A war scene.
Ocho
Yeah, yeah.
Unc
When them jokers storming the beach and they spray. They got street sweeper. They got flame throwers. They got grenade lock. They got everything out there.
Ocho
Yeah, yeah.
Unc
Man, that thing get you hype, man. Ain't nothing like. Hey, watching. We watch before the super boy. We watch when. When We Were Kings
Ocho
had you in that mold.
ISO
We were. When We Were kids.
Unc
The. The. That song you heard. When We Were Kings. We'll Rise Up. Boy, that's a. Oh. Huh?
ISO
Oh, that's me.
Unc
That's a song. But it was to our highlights from all the seasons. So for all the games we played, we had a montage, and We Were Kings were playing over it.
Ocho
Yeah, right.
ISO
Boy, I never heard that song. Who sing that?
Unc
I have no idea.
ISO
We Were King. Let me. Let me look that up.
Unc
Oh, I'm telling you, gonna get hype. Oh, don't play it now. You gonna get hype.
ISO
I ain't gonna play. I just. I just want to see who sing it. We Were Kings. Neon Dreams.
Unc
That might be it. I don't know who sung it. That was my first time ever hearing it, man. They cut them lights down,
ISO
Man, like rock and roll. Huh? This ain't a rock and roll group.
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ISO
It start off with a guitar sound. Now, that definitely ain't it. This sound like country. That ain't it. We Were Kings. Yeah. I don't think that's the right name. Huh?
Ocho
Hold on.
Unc
Yeah, it is. Go look at the soundtrack. We Were Kings, 1997.
ISO
Oh. We Were King Soundtrack I thought the name of the song was We Were Kings.
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Unc
All right, it's time for our final segment of the evening. It's time for Q and A. Before we get to the super chats, we've got four video voicemails from our discord. Let's take a listen to the first one.
ISO
This is nightcap on the 2 million. Man, I've been with y' all since day one, bro.
Unc
I just want to say, bro, for Unc, Joe and Ocho, who y' all got winning the finals this year and who y' all got coming out there?
ISO
East and west, man.
Unc
And I know the Lakers looking pretty good, but who y' all got coming
ISO
at them that east of west this year?
Unc
You had that right were.
Ocho
Yeah. Hey, I got, I got Boston coming out east. Yes.
ISO
Okay, I'M gonna say. I'm gonna say the same thing.
Ocho
I don't know if I want to pick them. Since y' all pick them, then. No, y' all janky. No. To come out the East.
Unc
Yeah.
Ocho
Don't act like we ain't got no shot in the dark now. We got a shot.
ISO
Nah, you got a shot, but it. Nah, they do it now.
Unc
You ain't got to get back all these vaccines that we got as kid. You ain't got to get them no more. Okay, Joe. So y' all ain't got no shot.
Ocho
I got. I got OKC coming out the West. They going back to the finals.
ISO
That's going to be a good game. That's going to be a good seven game series, too.
Unc
But I think the only team that. The only team that really could beat, that could challenge OKC would be Boston. Yeah, I don't think anybody else can beat him.
Ocho
Boston got just as many. Boston got just as many weapons as they got. I agree.
Unc
And they defend well.
Ocho
That'll be a hell of a series. Damn. It'd be a hell of a series.
Unc
Let's take a listen to that second one. Hey, yo, Ocho, ISO, a couple questions, man. First of all, how you clean up all that confetti from the other night for the 2 million subs? 2 million subscribers. Congrats on that. Also, Ocho, how you feel about the situation with A.J. brown and his situation with the Eagles and whether they should move him or not or, you know, how they should go about this situation? And thirdly, ISO, how you feel about the upcoming freshman class for them Razorbacks pig? I know they played the All American game, but get some insight how you feel about our new classes. Probably most of our best players gonna be gone. Thanks, you guys. Appreciate it. Appreciate you. Nah, Jordan did a great job. I mean, we got a little confetti, you know, spread out throughout the house, but for the most part, he did a good job of getting it up. The cleaning people, they're back tomorrow, so they'll get the rest of it, but he did a great job. Ocho, what you think about. What you think about AJ Brown? He stays a ghost.
ISO
AJ Brown?
Unc
Yeah.
ISO
AJ Brown's situation, I mean, it's time for him to go. I think he's gonna go. I think they're waiting till after June. Is it June 1st down? Yeah, after June 1st?
Unc
Yeah.
ISO
Yeah. Post June 1st cut so they don't have to deal with that. I think, obviously, I think he's probably going to end up going to New England Even though the Patriots already got Romeo Dobbs. You might. You listen. You can't have enough. You can't have enough receivers. So I think AJ Brown probably end up with Mike V. Again. I. I can't. I can't see any other options that would make sense for him to go to. Yeah, but it's. It's too. It's too many. He's not happy. He's not happy. And things just to bring him back another season and him have to go through that same thing again. He. He'll probably explode.
Ocho
Yeah, man. For my razorbacks, we got two young McDonald's all Americans who coming in? Jordan Smith. He won player. He won National Player of the Year. And then one young kid from Little Rock, Arkansas, J.J. andrews.
Unc
Y'.
Ocho
All. You remember Sean Andrews, huh? Big Sean? Yeah. He played for. What? He played for Philly?
Unc
Yeah.
Ocho
Play in Philly?
Unc
Yeah. His.
Ocho
He got a son. His son was a McDonald's All American. He going to Arkansas next year. He could play. I didn't know that he could play.
Unc
They.
Ocho
Hey, they. We got some dogs coming in. I know we gonna. We're gonna have a few that's leaving, but I feel like we in a. We're in a great spot.
Unc
Yeah.
Ocho
Yeah, we're in a pretty good spot. We got some. We got some. We got some of the ones coming in.
Unc
Boy, here's our third one. Let's take a listen. Hey, Ocho and ISO.
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Unc
This is Jeremy from Oklahoma. My question is, do you guys ever
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Unc
against you whenever you guys played, or
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Unc
Thanks for answering.
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Hope you guys have a great night. Love out to the fans, too.
Unc
Nah, I mean, if you got a. If I felt he missed a call, Joe Ocho, I would go to him and say, bro, you missed that one. My man held me. But, you know, back then, Ocho, if the quarterback wasn't looking your way, the guy could hold you. And he gonna say he wasn't even looking your way. Cause he was holding me. He saw that he was holding me. That's why he didn't throw the ball. But, no, not like. Not like basketball, because we don't have that many calls. I mean, in the course of a basketball game. What do you got, Joe? You gonna get. Hold on. Let's see. 4, 5, 6, 9, 10. So you had 10. You had 28 files. You had 28 files?
Ocho
Yeah.
Unc
You're not gonna have. No, it's a rare you're gonna have 28 penalties thrown.
Ocho
Yeah, yeah. In basketball now, I never thought a ref had anything against me. I wasn't one of them cats who I. Man, listen, I tried to leave the refs alone. Right? You know what I mean? Like, I. I just enjoyed the fact, you know, going out there competing and I never. I mean, if they missed the call, there were times I probably would say something. But there are also times they will come back and be like, in the first half, man, we apologize. You said that. You said there was a file. We missed that file. We apologize.
Unc
Right?
Ocho
I'm like, damn, I can't do nothing with it, with the apology, you know?
Unc
Yeah, but that, that, that two points I could have had, man. Tim, what you talking about, man?
Ocho
Come on now.
Unc
Here's our final one. Let's take a listen. Good Evening, Nightcap Fam, UNC the UNC, Ocho and Steel King ISO Ash and staff. I want to congratulate you on 2 million subs. Organic Organic in my Erica curtain for boys. I got a quick question for you guys. If Pac and Biggie was still alive today, which one have would have the most interesting podcast?
Ocho
Thanks, guys.
Unc
Congratulations. Now, mind you, I think I'm a couple years older than Pac, so Pac probably be, what, 55. Biggie probably be. They're probably around the same age. I'm.
Ocho
I probably say Pac. I think he was a lot more outgoing. You know, I mean, like he. He would have been about that life.
ISO
Yeah. A little bit more interesting. Better stories.
Ocho
Yeah.
Unc
In the movies.
Ocho
Yeah.
Unc
Did move with Janet Jackson. He was friends with Rosie Perez.
Ocho
Yeah.
Unc
Homegirl was Will Smith wife.
Ocho
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Unc
Jada.
ISO
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Unc
They went today with the D.C. with the ball in high school together. So, yeah, I definitely. I definitely think definitely Rod for me. Can all. Can all three announce the following in Memphis to come Divine Life Church Easter Sunday to my beautiful fiance Rakeisha Wilson, guest at 8 and 10:30. And Memphis who's gone all three of all two of y'. All
ISO
three.
Ocho
When is in.
Unc
Can all three. Can all three announce to the followers in Memphis, come to the Divine life Church on Easter Sunday to my beautiful fiance Rakesha Wilson's guest at 8 and 10:30. So I guess they're having. Is Easter this Sunday or is it next Sunday when it's start being the first Sunday in April?
Ocho
Yeah. Wait, Easter this Sunday, Man, Where y' all been?
ISO
Oh, okay, okay. You know what?
Unc
Hold on, hold on. Time out, time out. When has Easter been the first Sunday? That's All I'm saying, Joe, I understand Easter is in.
ISO
You know what?
Ocho
Y ain't got y' all Easter speech together.
Unc
I just come to say Happy Easter Day.
ISO
I'm taking. I'm taking all the kids. I'm taking. I'm taking the baby's Easter egg hunt.
Ocho
Yeah. How you doing that? You didn't even know it was Easter. Yeah.
ISO
My home. My homeboy. I just thought about it. My Homeboy got his April 5th at Kips. Kips park. The Easter egg hunt thing. Hey, hey. All the kids come. They back all the kids up. They got it roped off. And the helicopter come so you don't have to hide the eggs they have. They drop all the eggs in the. In the plastic.
Ocho
Yeah, yeah, I know you're talking about.
ISO
Yeah, yeah. But they drop it out of helicopter. And then when all the eggs finish dropping out the helicopter, they open. They open the barricade and let all the kids running and get as many eggs as they can, man. Yeah, the baby gonna enjoy that. She gonna enjoy that.
Unc
Back in the day, they hood the eggs in the bushes, man. They hide real eggs.
Ocho
Yeah.
Unc
You.
Ocho
You in the house while they go outside and hide the eggs.
Unc
Yeah, it was at the church. So, you know, hey, we in there. They hide the. They hide the eggs. The only thing I didn't like. Well, you know, somebody might not get eggs, so you got to turn all the eggs in, and we're dividable. Oh, no. Not going to do that. I can't help them kids slow. They should have been born. They should have been born in different pairs. I'm getting as many as I can, and I would take. Hey, I don't washed out my milk jug. Done cut it in half and got. I got some straw in there. It's got some head. There be about 10, 11 eggs. Yeah,
Ocho
yeah.
Unc
Now you got to go look. You got to look. You got to look for the eggs, man. I remember the days we colored them, you know? Hey, man, that was. I. I used to look forward to. Hey. Hey, boys. Y' all want to come back? Yes, ma'. Am.
Ocho
Yeah,
Unc
that died. We did. Would have been there.
Ocho
Yeah, yeah.
Unc
Oh, so you gotta let. You gotta let French fry experience that. Take your ass to the grocery store, get some damn eggs.
ISO
Hey, are you talking about, like, regular east egg hunt?
Unc
I mean, let her die. Boiled eggs.
Ocho
Yeah.
Unc
Let her pay. Let her put stuff on them like that? Yeah, they experienced that. You experienced it?
ISO
Yeah, I probably. I'll probably do that. Oh, all of them here. I'm surprised they Ain't cut. They ain't running here. You know, ain't no. Ain't no school tomorrow. Yeah, I know it ain't spring break. They didn't have spring already. It's something going on. I'm not sure what exactly.
Unc
Damn, they are all the time. Maybe. Maybe it's just. I don't know.
ISO
Maybe.
Ocho
Nah, it's. Look, they got fall break, Spring break,
ISO
a bunch of breaks.
Ocho
December, they out for a whole month. I'm like, damn, I know exactly what you mean,
Unc
man. I see all these breaks. They. They don't go back to school today after Labor Day. Then they get out. Damn. April, beginning of May. I'm like, well, damn.
Ocho
Yeah, yeah.
ISO
My son just. My son just said it's teachers planning day.
Ocho
Teachers planning day.
ISO
Yeah. Teachers plan today.
Unc
Teacher plan today. You came to school and you just got to go to a couple of recesses extra. You ain't have missed no school. You at home, and I didn't want to be home anyway. Yeah, Barney, Mary Porter, go put your ass to work. Oh, y' all ain't got. Oh, yeah, Rick these yards. Clean his house. So let me ask you a question. If we had to go to school, would it have been okay for the yard to stay unraped? Ah, what about. We could do that Saturday. That's what we normally do, Ocho. We normally, like all the yard work, cut the grass. Me and spanking. Me and spanking was in charge of cutting the grass. The girl, Libby Sherman, Gladys, they would rape. But then, you know, me and spanking, you know, we put it in the thing and then we burn it.
Ocho
Hey, the grass ever get too high?
Unc
We cut that thing every week. Yeah, we cut that thing every week, Joe. Every week?
T-Mobile Rep
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Unc
With a pushing lawn mower.
Ocho
Yeah, yeah.
ISO
Oh, with that. With the blaze on in the front,
Ocho
up underneath the joint.
ISO
Oh, you talk about regular law. Okay, my bad. I'm thinking. I'm thinking about that old ass lawn.
Unc
Oh, no, no, no. We. Come on now. We did have a motive. You talking about that? Yeah, we had that bush.
ISO
You know what I'm talking about?
Unc
And then we had. We had the ditch where we had a bush axe. I don't know how people anything know anything from the south, anything know about a bush axe. But we had a bush act that we had to clear the ditch out with.
Ocho
Yeah, right.
Unc
But nah, damn, these kids don't go to school. Oh, I see why they don't learn. Ish. They ain't in school.
Ocho
Well, hey, ain't nothing like that.
Unc
They get a Week for Christmas, man. We got, we got, we got. If Christmas. Let Christmas be on a Friday, you got out Wednesday. Yeah, you ain't get no damn whole week off. Lee Basin. Lakers could lose by 60 up would still find a way to praise LeBron. You just made, you just made that up, Joe. And I was critical of Lakers. Said they didn't come to play. We didn't even mention. We didn't, we mentioned Luca got hurt. We didn't even mention LeBron. I'm just trying to figure out why LeBron on your mind, Joe. Nor I mentioned LeBron James. We talked about them not coming out to play, turning the ball over, taking bad shots, which led to easy buckets for, for the, the Thunder. Talk about them not playing no defense, but okay. Jordan to go 96. Joy would never lose that bad to OKC. NBA comparison is Harry the Hulk.
Ocho
What's wrong with him?
Unc
So let me ask you a question. So if you lose by 50 or you lose by 5, you lose by 10. What's the difference? Or do you get a loss? Yeah, I, I, I didn't know, Ocho. We started comparing. When did we start comparing losses?
Ocho
Hey, you can't compare that one. JJ walked in the locker room and bought that paper up. Say, I'll see y' all tomorrow on the bus. Yeah, get on up out of here.
Unc
Huh? It's funny that. I, I, I did a little something for you. How many points did they lose by tonight? 43. Michael Jordan in 2002 lost 111 to 67. A 44 point loss. Oh, Lord. That's what I love about the Google. That's what I love about the Internet joke.
Ocho
Yeah.
Unc
Hey, hey. Jordan to go. Did you know Jordan had a 44 point loss? Oh, show. That's why you got to be careful with the Internet, because it's forever.
ISO
Yeah, yeah, he might, I mean, he might move the goal post and have answers.
Unc
Hey, Jordan, go hop back on here right quick. No, you said never. You said Jordan would never lose that bad to okc. He lost to the Nets. The New Jersey Nets.
Ocho
Well, they lost by 44.
Unc
44. Now last I checked, 44 is 1 above 43, Doc. Like I said, Joe, me and math and we ain't that good now. But in 44, more than 43.
Ocho
Yeah. Yeah.
Unc
Hey, Joe. Hey, hey, Jordan, jump back on it right quick. Tyreal, chill. I've been watching rap battles and just about everyone I watch mentioned Uncle Ocho. You guys should have a segment show showing those bars.
ISO
I did. Hey, uncle, remember who, whoever Whoever said that, they ain't see when I battle DNA.
Unc
We had somebody on here. Who do we have on here? Who do we have on here? Ocho.
ISO
We had. Yeah, we had.
Unc
Okay.
Ocho
Yeah, them boys. Hey, them boys ain't nothing nice.
ISO
Hey, they penmanship is phenomenal. Phenomenal pin.
Unc
The way they put stuff together, you know what it's like. We like how to like rappers. They write bars and. And. And. And. And actors do lines. They ask the same thing, man, how you do that? How you catch that? How you make that shot? How you do this? How you do that?
Ocho
Right.
Unc
We all ask questions to somebody that's skilled in another profession. Man, how you do that?
Ocho
Yeah, right.
Unc
And to hear Antoine Fuqua how he said that scene, that if some of that was in there, that, you know he's gonna put cases on all of y'. All. But a lot of that Denzel and lived. He had no idea what Denzel was going with that.
Ocho
Yeah.
Unc
When he said he gonna put cases on y', all, you'll be doing shoot all in Pelican, baby. 23 hours lockdown, 23 hours program you. Thank you, police. I'm the police. King Kong ain't got bad. That joker there, boy, he a Jay smooth. Hey, guys, can you tell my soulmate Malia, Malia B. I love and miss her? Hard times don't last. God don't. Don't test what's not built to last. As I close my eyes and open them each day, I yearn for you more than all else. You make my life so worth it. Perfect.
ISO
Well, you in trouble, you in trouble.
Unc
My guy Smooth, man, he said, baby, come on.
ISO
Hey, Malia, come on now.
Unc
Yeah, come on, y', all, Y', all, y', all, y' all together. He said, tough times don't last. He said, God don't put nothing together that's not meant to last.
ISO
Yeah. If y' all need a therapist or counselor, come holla at your boy. I do that, too. I got my license to be able
Unc
to forgive because we asked the man above to forgive us.
Ocho
There you go.
ISO
Oh.
Unc
He said, forgive those who trespassed against.
ISO
Come on, now.
Unc
Sometimes we ask more than we're willing to give. Ask yourself. Never ask more than you're willing to give. That should be the standard. If you want grace, shouldn't you at least give it?
Ocho
Hello.
Unc
If you want respect, shouldn't you at least give it?
Ocho
Yeah.
Unc
If you want compassion and understanding and empathy and sympathy, shouldn't you at least give it?
ISO
Come on, Malia.
Unc
We ask things of others. We can't do for ourselves. We wouldn't do ourselves. Forgive me, but when somebody do something to you, I. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You fall on your knees every night or when you pray, you ask the Lord for any missteps that you may have taken, anybody that you may have harmed or bearing false witness against or said something against. You ask for forgiveness now just because. Now, Jay, I don't know what's transpired. Maybe y' all still together. I don't know. But here's the thing. Just because you act, just because you forgive someone, that don't mean I gotta let you back in here.
Ocho
Yeah.
Unc
I forgave you.
Ocho
Yeah.
Unc
Hey, I ain't fooling with you no more. But I forgive you. Sometimes people think those things, they got to go together. Would you say you forgave? No, I did. I did.
ISO
Yeah.
Unc
I forgave him. Or her.
ISO
Yeah.
Unc
For whatever may have happened. I forgave him. I'm just moving on.
Ocho
Yeah.
Unc
Because I refuse to allow someone to hold me, hold my feelings and my emotion hostage. I refuse to allow that to happen.
Ocho
Yeah.
Unc
You're going out there living your life. And I'm mad at you, man. Not mo. You make me she. He or she happy living their life to the fullest. And I am here on swole. I'm good. I forgave you. I'll be all right. You'll be all right too. So, Jay, I hope everything works out with you and Malaya.
Ocho
Yeah.
Unc
As you said, hard times don't last. God don't test what's not.
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ISO
I'm trying to run as fast AS T mobile.
Unc
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ISO
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Unc
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Unc
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Unc
Get on the fast track.
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Unc
Not built to last. But I tell you this. Anything that has a strong foundation can withstand a lot. Wesley Sinsheimer. Sinsheimer. Okay. I think that's your name, bro. Ocho, whatever a quarterback calls kill and kills a play, is it always a run play or a play everybody already knows? Not necessarily. It all depends on what what the check is in practice. Yeah, you can kill it to a run or you can kill it to a pass because a lot of times don't show. We call two plays in the huddle.
Ocho
Yeah.
ISO
Yep. And, and, and normally, whatever the first play is called, once he says kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, you automatically know the second place up.
Unc
Second play is live. But that's what you gotta. That's why you got to stay in your playbook. Ocho, man, I forgot. Hey, man, what you got, man? I did, bro. He said kill that, that damn play was done. See, but see, you was on your phone when we talked about that. Yeah, you sleeping to me. But see, they get mad when they don't play. Oo well, man, they, man, they, they screw it over. Me, I, I hate that, man. I, I, I really did. Now there are different times that I thought some guys should have played, but a lot of times don't you it'd be so bro, you got there bull driving.
Ocho
Yeah.
ISO
Hey, they, they not, they not playing for a reason.
Unc
A college Joe. Coach Davis, man, Coach Davis told him, say, you know, because you know, a scholarships one year.
Ocho
Yeah.
Unc
Coach David say so after spring practice. Coach David said, you know, some of y' all ain't gonna be here. He said, I know what y' all gonna do. You're gonna run home and tell your mom Coach Davis effing over me. And when they come up here and say, you messing over my son, I'm gonna pull out the tape. I'm gonna say, look, he effing over me, Man. I'll be right. He said, nah, hoes. He said, I'm gonna pull out the
Ocho
tape and say, see?
Unc
Nah, he messing over me. Harper King, Ocho, ISO. If Michigan wins the tournament, is it good to say this team is better than the 89 team and the Fab Five? Well, I think they'd be better than Fab Five.
Ocho
Yeah.
Unc
But do you realize who was on that 89 team? Glenn Rice, Romel Robinson, I think they had Loy Vaught, Terry Mills and Sean Higgins. Don't quote me on that. But I think.
Ocho
Damn.
Unc
I think. Go back. Look. Look who that owned that starting five. I think. And I think Michigan beat Seton hall in the tournament.
Ocho
Yeah, I seen what Jalen.
Unc
I think they beat Seton hall for the championship.
Ocho
Yeah, I seen what Jalen Rose said.
Unc
If.
Ocho
If this team wins, they definitely.
Unc
No, no, no, no. The 89 team that won the championship with Glenn Rice, I think Glenn Rice, Loy Vaught, Terry Mills, Romel Robinson and Sean Higgins. Joe, I just asked a question. Ash, can you read it? I don't know Who's. Who's on the roster? I don't know. I mean, can you. Go ahead, Joe, can you put it back? Hold on, hold on. Go ahead, go ahead.
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Unc
I don't know. They didn't hear. They wouldn't hear you say that.
ISO
You named it right. You named it right.
Ocho
Hey, that boy be locked in over there, don't it?
Unc
That's why we discontinued Dunk On Up. But here's the thing you talk about. Well, got research. I have no idea what the chat question is going to be. Yeah, we don't know, Ocho Joe. We don't have no idea. Yeah, so he just happened to ask us a question about the 89 team in the Fab Five. We gotta see. We do know that the. The Fab Five went to two national with the two finals.
Ocho
Yeah, they lost.
Unc
I think they lost the Duke.
Ocho
He lost the Duke and then they
Unc
lost the North Carolina. Yeah, Seawell. I called the timeout and they didn't have any left.
Ocho
Yeah.
Unc
So losing the Duke team ain't no shame. That team beat unlv, who was undefeated, who had just beat them, beat the brakes off him the previous year by 30.
Ocho
Damn. But to go to back to back and lose.
Unc
But back to back. It lost.
Ocho
Yeah, that hurt.
Unc
Wow, Pappy Ray, what's up with so many athletes getting veneers? They look like they have two front. They have two front teeth all around, bro. That's the whole. The point is, bro, if you got money, let's just say for the sake of argument, because a lot of times we grew up in a situation we didn't have the best dental care. We couldn't run to the dentist every time we got a cabin and get it and get a root canal or get it filled X, Y and Z. So if you came into some money, why would you still want to look like a jack o lantern? I mean, I would. I would think the Ocho, the whole objective, if you coming to some money, to upgrade. Upgrade your appearance. Yeah, you talk, we talk. We own. We own you an athlete and, you know, endorsements and so forth and so on. You know, we're in the media. We talk.
Ocho
Yes, sir.
Unc
So what I look like with four teeth in my head?
ISO
I don't know what they talking about.
Unc
I already said if I. Man, at first time, I got some money because when I first got to league, Ocho dental wasn't cosmetic, wasn't covered. I mean, you got to root something like that. You had to get it done. But for the most part, cosmetics, you had to pay for it out your pocket. And Even then, only 20, 30 was covered.
Ocho
Damn.
Unc
Yeah, it was. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, man. When I go. I went up and got these in 2016, man, Shelley was back down there all day counting all that money for him. But you. Hey, but you go looking on that wall and see all the celebs and entertainers and athletes that. Hey, absolutely. I'm fixing my mouth. I don't know what y' all talking about. I highly recommend it if you get some money and you get an opportunity to fix it. I see a lot of other people that's not celebrities. Ocho going to Colombia and going all these other places and doing what Ocho. And they not celebrity entertainers. So even the common ones that get a little bread going to fix their mind. Yeah, yeah.
ISO
First. First thing.
Unc
Two pie wood. Ocho so. Damn. Somebody said Ocho so Fine. All right, I'll take your word for it.
ISO
All right.
Unc
All right, all right. Cambodia watching.
ISO
All right, all right.
Unc
Taste slapped out your mouth now.
ISO
Yeah, yeah.
Unc
Aaron Hill. Hey, do you think Johnny still can't read from speech class? I love, love the show, guys. Man, I hadn't seen John that was in the third grade. So hold on, I'm trying to think. Well, how. How are you in third grade? Seven. That's been 50 years ago. Five in kindergarten. Six. Yeah. Seven. Eight. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's how old I was. I was eight. I was eight. You're right, right. Eight years old.
ISO
Damn.
Unc
Mike. Mike. What up, big three? Who are two teams you would love to see in the super bowl and NBA Finals play each other from different eras? And who do you think would win? I would like to see 96 bulls play Shaq's Lakers. Bird celtics and the 17 warriors.
Ocho
Oh,
Unc
Football. I want to see. Break. Oh, hold on. I can't say that. Oh, the. Oh, seven Patriots. So I'm gonna say see them against the 85 Bears or the 2000 Ravens or something like that, because they already lost, Ocho. Yeah, right. And I think. I feel they lost to a. A defense that was inferior to those that we could have possibly named. So I'm trying to think maybe some, I don't know, Brady's Bucks. Brady's Bucks in Tampa against. 85 Bears, 76 Steelers, something like that. What you got, Joe? What you got? O.
Ocho
Joke. I'm going. I'm going to 96 bulls. I want to see them play against that Miami Heat team. Braun D. Wade and Bosch.
Unc
2012 or 1313.
Ocho
I wouldn't say that'll probably been a. A decent match up there.
Unc
What you got? Oh, who you want to see?
ISO
Hey, I'm going for you. Going. I want that. That 20. That 2005. That 2005 Bengals team, right? Hey, hey, listen. Listen to me, huh? Listen to me, huh? Hey, hey, hold on now. We was ranked. We was ranked what, 2. 2 or 3 offensively that year, okay? Against that 2000 Ravens off.
Ocho
Damn.
Unc
But back. You think Pittsburgh, not Carson out the game. We wouldn't have knocked him out of the game by charity. Acl. We had a concussion.
ISO
Hey, y'.
Unc
All.
ISO
Y' all would have had. Y' all would have had to deal with me. You hear me?
Unc
Ocho, how he gonna get you the ball?
ISO
They're gonna find a way. I'm gonna tell him. Just give it to me, Ocho. Don't worry. Don't. Don't look at nobody. Don't. Don't go through nor read.
Unc
Don't go through. Realize there was no defenseless receiver back then. You run that.
ISO
You remember I was there in 2001. I know, exactly.
Unc
Not the one that wasn't no. No. No one team defense. No, no, that 2000. Hey, they would have spoken. We had Sam and Goose and we had.
ISO
You know, I don't see none of them, with all due respect.
Unc
Hey, well, then we knocked three of y' all out where they had quarterback, your receiver and your running back. We knocked them out of the game.
ISO
You heard what he said. You heard what Joe asked.
Ocho
They had scold what they. What they had scored.
Unc
I give them seven. But late in the ball game, after the game, over that.
ISO
Hey, hey, Joe, look at that, man. Come on, man. That 2005. But we. We were. Hey, we were putting up 30 a game, boy.
Ocho
Joe.
ISO
30 a game.
Unc
Ocho, you do realize. You do realize they gave up 165 points in 10 games. I mean in 16 games.
ISO
Yeah, I understand. I know the numbers. I know the numbers, but they ain't
Unc
got nothing to do. They gave up 189 points in 20 games.
ISO
Y' all ain't see nobody like me, man.
Unc
Well, we saw Jimmy Smith. I mean, he was pretty good in Keenan McCarthy, I think.
ISO
And what he. And what? And what did he do to y'?
Unc
All? We beat him.
ISO
Put up 300.
Unc
What? He did.
Ocho
He had 300.
Unc
Yeah, about 291.
ISO
Yeah, about two.
Unc
Dang.
ISO
Hey, gave him that work.
Unc
But. But after that, Joe.
Ocho
Yeah.
Unc
Nathaniel had like four shutouts, so. Think about that. He. They scored. Think about it. They scored 30. I think we beat them 38 to 35. They had 35 points. So in the other 15 games, that team gave 130 points. So about eight points a game.
ISO
Hey, them boy was balling. Now, I ain't gonna lie.
Unc
Hold on. We put pain on you, Ocho.
ISO
Hey, I don't see none of that. Trust me. I don't care who was over there.
Unc
Oh, Ojo. I'm sorry.
Ocho
Ojo said he was that boy.
ISO
Hey, hey, Joe. Hey, man, listen, I'm talking to everybody. Send them boys gifts and all. I don't care nothing about your defense. I don't care nothing about you holding people to 10 points a game. You finna get this work?
Unc
Nah, Ocho. I'm sorry, y'. All.
ISO
Hey, hey.
Unc
Huh?
ISO
What's that, Joe? Well, I saw. What? I saw a one legged man at the ATM today.
Unc
You saw a one legged man do what?
ISO
A one legged man at ATM today? Yeah, he was checking his balance.
Unc
See, there you go. See, I'm saying. See what I'm saying, Joe?
Ocho
Hey, that dude out of control. What you over there googling, man?
Unc
I'm trying to find out what we did. I want to show OO OO what we. Hold on.
Ocho
Say y' all cause pain.
Unc
They had. I'm trying. I can't find. Hold on. Did we. Oh, here it is. The play by play wasn't available back then, Cuz. I want to show you. What? How we. Joe. How bad we did. The Giants, huh? They didn't. They didn't say it's not played. The play. They say it's not available. What we. Hold on. Let me see. Good, we'll come back to that. Cal Simpson. Yo, why these NBA players hating on Memphis? Priscilla just built a brand new four star hotel. Tell them boys to use their imagination for the last star. Why the duck contest trash? No imagination.
ISO
But hey, I like that one.
Unc
Well, whoever said that whoever said that
Ocho
from Memphis, they ain't playing, boy.
Unc
Hey, what are you saying?
ISO
Use your imagination for the last star. I like that. That was a good one. Use your imagination for the last star. Damn, that's a good.
Unc
I can't find it, but I have it. Next time, Mocho. But I just know. I just know y' all wasn't beating us now. Maybe. Hey, okay. I don't think that year. Sometimes you just have a magic season. You look at us, you look at the 85 Bears, you look at the O, 2 bucks, you look at the Seahawks when they do what they did to the Broncos. I mean, yeah, yeah, but, Ocho, y' all not. Y' all not.
ISO
Yeah, okay. I mean, you. You're supposed to believe in your team. I just know what we did that 2005 season. But that was historical that year, boy.
Unc
What you mean, that was historical? I mean, for us, Ocho, y' all didn't get out in the first round.
ISO
What does it have to do with the season being historical? Offensively, we were gonna beat y'. All.
Unc
Lord have mercy.
ISO
And we ain't get out the first round. We know why Carson got what you thought was.
Unc
What you thought was going to happen.
ISO
Hey, first play of the game, Joe, he threw A. A 60 yard bomb to Chris Henry. But Chemo. And Chemo. Van. Whatever his name was. I don't know if he tripped or failed, but he lost his balance and hit Carson right in the knee. The first play of the game. 60 yard bomb set the tone. Carson went out. I like. Oh, damn.
Unc
So. So what you thought?
ISO
I knew it was gonna be a long. I knew it was gonna be a long day from now.
Unc
Oh, you knew that was gonna be a long day, huh? So you knew y' all weren't gonna win?
ISO
Hey, once you're starting, quarterback go out, man, you know, everything changes.
Unc
I thought that.
ISO
Hey, what do you call a Chinese newborn?
Unc
Oh, Lord have mercy. What you call a Chinese newborn? Ocho,
ISO
recently.
Unc
Lord, have mercy. Lord have mercy. Joe. Yo, why. Why we got. Yeah, recently.
Ocho
What's wrong with her?
ISO
Hey, boy. Hey, Netflix gotta come see me. Boy, I can't wait till I open up for Gary in July.
Unc
Can't wait for you to open up, too. I can't wait. I'm gonna find it. I'm gonna find it. I'm gonna find it. But until then, we'll let you have your moment. But I don't think anybody think those 2005 Bengals,
Ocho
they can't see them. Raven could. Them 2000 Raven.
ISO
Hey, Joe, Trust me, we don't see them. I definitely don't. And I was gonna lead the way.
Unc
Did y' all beat the Ravens both times that year in 2005?
ISO
Well, you know, I can't remember that
Unc
far back, but you. But you can't remember that far back, but you think you Gonna beat the 2000 Ravens defense?
ISO
I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because we.
Ocho
We.
ISO
We actually dominated y' all every time we played, regardless of how good your defense was.
Unc
Not when I was there. Oo. We knocked the K.E. smith out of the game.
ISO
That was in 2000. Huh?
Unc
Thank you.
ISO
Yeah, but I said about 2005. I mean, that. That team ain't even comparable to us.
Unc
Your 2005 offense. In 2000, we knocked Carson out of the game.
ISO
Now, we just. No, you just can't name. You can't just say that's what's going.
Unc
Y' all lying. Couldn't block him. Couldn't block those guys.
ISO
Man, we don't see y'. All. You're not listening.
Unc
Has seven yards.
Ocho
Cordillera was a bad boy, too.
Unc
Yeah, Ocho, no. Yeah.
ISO
Yeah, he was. Yeah, he was a bad boy now. Yeah, he was. Yeah, but we gonna throw that thing 85 and 84 and 15.
Unc
You can't throw it from your back problem. It's just hard to throw it for your back, coach. That's all I'm saying. I'm not saying y' all were gonna be able to score. I'm just saying y' all not. I ain't gonna say y' all won't score, but y' all ain't gonna score.
ISO
We definitely gonna score.
Unc
And why you want to score on us? You should have scored on the feeling while you had them. Y' all won the coin toss.
ISO
I like it.
Unc
Hey, Joe, how about this for a stat? The Giants had the ball 16 times on offense. Every possession except the kneel down ended in a turn, a punt or turnover. Sixteen possessions, counting the kneel down. The possession ended in a turnover or
Ocho
a punt at dominating.
ISO
Hey, A.J. joe, all that sound cute and all right, but none of them teams he. That they played had an offense like we did that 05 season.
Unc
Ocho, y' all didn't even win a game in the postseason,
ISO
so I guess he gonna mention that. Just not realizing my quarterback got hurt.
Unc
Do you know how many quarterbacks they knocked out that season?
ISO
What? You weren't gonna knock that one out? Not that game.
Unc
Ocho, you know, Carson, you know, he. You know, the melon was a little tender. You know that.
ISO
You know that we good.
Unc
You know, he. He suffered. How y'. All. Hey, how you. How you go?
ISO
How y' all gonna stop me? How about that? Let's talk about that.
Unc
Knock your quarterback out the game the same way Pittsburgh stopped you. How did they stop you, Ocho?
ISO
Well, you can't. You can't say. Or how. You can't say that's how it was gonna work. You don't know that. You don't know that. You can't just say we gonna do it. If Pittsburgh did it, okay, we gonna know. We gonna run through y'. All. Everybody. All y' all gonna get it. McAllister, Dwayne Starks, Ray Little.
Unc
I'm gonna be in.
ISO
Ray face.
Unc
Everybody knocked your helmet off.
ISO
That's one time. And I was right back in his face. I don't play. I don't play. That ain't. Ain't no bullying me. That I do. The bullying on the field.
Unc
First of all, quarterbacks, hey, you had to be tough. But we gonna knock. They're gonna knock him out of the game.
ISO
I'm sorry, you trying to say my quarterback one tough.
Unc
Hey, he coming out of the game.
ISO
Nah, man, they hit, boy.
Unc
They knocked the key. Oh, I feel bad for Achille. They did something bad to him. They did something real bad to Emojo. I'm sorry, but they did. They did something real bad to it.
ISO
I. I wish. I wish. I wish there was a way to generate. Generate actual game footage with the teams from each. Yeah, and have them play. Obviously, I know it's not real, but the way technology is now is so goddamn advanced that that'd be dope. I wish they could recreate that.
Unc
Hey, Joe, when we play. We played him in the regular season, Joe.
Ocho
Yeah.
Unc
37 to nothing.
Ocho
Ocho was on that team.
Unc
No, Ocho, they had got.
ISO
Absolutely. Absolutely not.
Unc
Hey, they had a hundred. Hold up, how many yards they have total? They had 94 total yards.
ISO
AC Joe, passing and running.
Unc
He's passing and running.
ISO
They ain't even. Joe, you not understand it. We. We. I specifically said the 2005 Bangles, so that. That ain't my bad.
Unc
My bad, Joe. They had 16 carries, four yards.
Ocho
Damn.
Unc
Cora Dillon had 12 carries for nine yards.
Ocho
Them boy won't get nowhere.
Unc
Akili Smith, he had one completion for eight yards. The next time he threw the ball, they knocked him out of the game. Scott Mitchell had 14 to 23 for 97. Two picks, two sacks. We sacked him four times.
Ocho
Now, that defense y' all had was serious. Now.
Unc
Peter Warwick had three catches for 15 yards. Ron Dugas had two for 19 yards.
ISO
What Darne Scott had.
Unc
He was. He wasn't. He wasn't up then. Must have been hurt, because if he'd have been in the game, we probably would have heard him.
ISO
What's happening, Joe? I don't see nothing, boy.
Unc
Joe.
ISO
Yeah, I been out there talking cash, boy.
Ocho
You know what?
Unc
Oh, but you know, Corey Dillon, he did have a better game the second time. Oo 16 carries for 23 yards. Y' all had 26 carries for 46 yards. So y' all did do a little better, Ocho. A little better.
ISO
Hey, yeah, y'.
Unc
All.
ISO
Y' all were nice, man. Gonna lie about that. Y' all would like that 2000. That 2000. 2000 season, that default. It was.
Unc
And we would knock it. But, see, you know, Ocho back then, they can knock the quarterback out so you could fall on him. You knock Rich Gannon out the championship game. I think they knocked Cleveland's quarterback out. Oh, man. Hey, I ain't never seen anything like it. Like I said, I. I wasn't. I was alive. I remember the 85 bears, but to see that up close and personal. Yeah, we did something bad to y'. All. Oo you.
ISO
Not really.
Unc
What you. Why you. Why you. Oh, Lord have mercy. I'm just trying to figure out, you know, we sweat.
ISO
Hey, I'm just saying, you know, we swept. We set the Raven, too, that year, too. That 05 season, just after y' all did. Absolutely.
Ocho
Who the Ravens had then. Ojo
ISO
2005. Was that Jamal Lewis time? No. Yeah.
Unc
He should have still been there because Jamal got there. Jamal got there in 2000. Jamal's first year was 2000.
ISO
I. I can't remember. I can't remember the receivers. Maybe Derek Mason might have been.
Unc
Nah, because I was. I was. I was retired by then. I had got tired of beating y', all, so I got tired of beating him, Joe, you know what I'm saying? Went back to Denver, beat him in Denver. You forget that was your weekend beat. We let him score late in the ball game, Joe. He's still in the ball game with three minutes. With two minutes to go, they down by 28.
Ocho
He had to get him a little touchdown.
Unc
Yeah, he got him a cheap touchdown. He jump up sell. He jumped up quick. Celebrated. I'm like, bro, what is this?
Ocho
He celebrated now?
ISO
N. Absolutely not. I don't celebrate if we lose him.
Unc
Jumped up real quick.
ISO
I promise you I did.
Unc
Jumped up real quick. Little chin strap dangling.
ISO
I said, nah, I don't celebrate. I. Hey, hey, hey, Joe. I never celebrate unless it's the entire game. Are we already winning? Yeah, that was Cardinal rule number one.
Unc
Well, y' all wasn't winning, I can promise you that.
ISO
Yeah, y' all ain't stopped me, though.
Unc
Y' all wasn't winning. What you mean? We didn't stop you?
ISO
Y' all ain't stopped me. Who y' all had at DB over there?
Unc
Starts in McAllister.
ISO
No, I'm talking about you said Denver.
Unc
Oh, you what, in 2000? In my year, my 2000, when I went back. 2002. Yeah, I think Delta O'. Neill. I don't know the other guy. Ocho.
ISO
Oh, that. Oh, that was before Delta came over. Does, huh.
Unc
So. Hey, Joe, check this out. 2000 Ravens. Blank. Pittsburgh 16, nothing. We lost to the Dolphins. Blank. Cincinnati, 37. Nothing. Blank. Cleveland, 12. Nothing. Then we lose. We lost. We beat Jacksonville 15, 10. And then we lost. We lost 10 3. Lost. 16, 14, 6, 9, 1. Then we blanked. The Cowboys 27. Nothing. Blank. The Chargers 13, nothing. Arizona kicked the late field goal 3. And you talk about you're gonna go up and down the field.
ISO
We would have went up and down
Unc
the field after that. You see all these zeros up here? Oo, zero, zero, ten, ten, fourteen, nine. We losing games nine to six.
ISO
Yeah, because you ain't playing.
Unc
Nobody play the Steelers that beat y'.
ISO
All. He ain't playing no offensive juggernauts beat Steve, you know.
Unc
Oh, Jacksonville beat the brakes off. We beat Jacksonville. Then we went down there. See, the first time they caught us off guard. Then we go down there, they score 10 little measly points. The Cowboys was Emma Smith. Anybody? Michael Irving. Were there? Anybody? Oh, my bad. There we go. We finna go. That concludes this episode of Nightcap. Want to thank each of them. Still ain't score. Thank each and every one of you for watching the Thunder blow out the Lakers by the score of 139 to 96. A 43 point loss. 43. Yes. They lost by 43 points. Y' all know who I am. I'm your favorite. That is my partner and co host, Liberty City Zone, a former bingo great, a Ring of Fame honoree, a Pro Bowler and an All Pro. That is Chad Oo Cinco Johnson, third member of the Big Three. Y' all know him. Seven time NBA All Star from the Atlanta Hawks and recently nominated for the Basketball hall of Fame. That is ISO Joe Johnson. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button and go subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed wherever you get your podcast from. Thank you again for your support. Those looking to purchase a bottle of Shea by Laportier head over to laportierconac.com to purchase you a bottle. If you cannot find it any state or city near you. It is a premium VSOP. Remember, we have the OG, which is the 750, and now we have the Junior, which is the 375. Same great quality, same taste, same smoothness. Please drink responsibly. I'm Unc, he's Ocho, he's ISO. We're off tomorrow. We will see you on Saturday. Thank you guys for joining us.
Ocho
Peace out.
ISO
Good night. Good night.
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This episode of Club Shay Shay's "Nightcap" dives into the wild pre-fight press conference comments from heavyweight boxer Deontay Wilder, with the crew reacting to his on-air revelations and bravado. The conversation slides into stories about athlete candor, competitive limits, and classic fight memories before moving on to an extended, fan-driven Q&A. The mood is rowdy, open, and full of competitive banter — signature elements of Unc, Ocho, and ISO's chemistry.
[03:10]–[08:25]
Deontay Wilder’s Viral Comment:
The group plays back audio from the Wilder/Chisora press conference, where Wilder discusses taking Chisora’s “heart” and, controversially, references intimate details about his relationship and alleged conception of his child.
“He took my heart a long time ago when he said he busting nut on his baby mama and busting on his stomach.” — Ocho [03:27]
"That was from Deontay Wilder had an interview on Piers Morgan. He said what he said... that's what he alleges. I don't know if that to be true…" — Unc [03:50]
“They couldn't have sent me to Guantanamo Bay, waterboarded me with the CIA to get that up out of me.” — Unc [04:24]
Limits in Competing and in the Bedroom:
“They got limits. Cars got limits, how fast they can go. Planes got limit on how far they can travel. You ain't got no limits in the bedroom. Damn.” — Unc [06:04]
Fight Night Hype:
“I've seen bigger legs on a piano. I mean, he ain't got no foundation, man.” [09:17]
[09:45]–[12:17]
Deontay Wilder v Tyson Fury:
“I mean, you know, you hit somebody with everything God would allow everything you got and that. Man, sit up.” — Unc [10:19]
Historical Parallels:
"Big George said, 'Ali leaned in closer. That's all you got, Big George?' Yeah, that's about it. I'm on fuse right now." — Unc [10:30]
“We watched that whole thing, bro.” — Ocho [11:11]
[18:06]–[39:39]
[18:28]–[19:50]
"Boston got just as many weapons as they got. I agree." [19:43]
[20:00]–[22:44]
[22:57]–[24:36]
"If I felt he missed a call, Joe Ocho, I would go to him and say, bro, you missed that one." [23:18]
[24:44]–[26:02]
“I probably say Pac. I think he was a lot more outgoing.” [25:35]
[26:13]–[29:28]
[51:35]–[70:00+]
Dream Matchups & Debates:
Ocho’s Pick: 96 Bulls vs. Miami’s "Big 3" Heat [53:12]
NFL Trash Talk: 2005 Bengals vs. 2000 Ravens
“You can't throw it from your back, problem.” [64:02]
“We definitely gonna score.” [64:21]
“Do you know how many quarterbacks they knocked out that season?” [65:28]
"You weren't gonna knock that one out. Not that game." [65:32]
On Athlete Veneers:
“They couldn't have sent me to Guantanamo Bay, waterboarded me with the CIA to get that up out of me?” — Unc [04:24]
"You can't throw it from your back, problem. It's just hard to throw it for your back, coach." — Unc [64:02]
“If you want grace, shouldn't you at least give it?... If you want compassion and understanding and empathy and sympathy, shouldn't you at least give it?” — Unc [38:15]
"If you come into some money... why would you still want to look like a jack o' lantern?" — Unc [49:39]
Jokes about One-Legged Man at an ATM:
ISO: "A one legged man at an ATM today? Yeah, he was checking his balance." [57:31]
On Offseason School Breaks:
“They don’t go back to school today after Labor Day. Then they get out damn April, beginning of May. I’m like, well, damn.” — Unc [30:27]
In this episode, Unc, Ocho, and ISO gave classic Club Shay Shay energy: a blend of shock, laughter, nostalgia, and hard-hitting sports banter. From Deontay Wilder’s outlandish press conference, to debates about all-time football and basketball matchups, to sharp Q&A about today’s hottest players, the crew’s chemistry is as entertaining as ever. Whether you’re here for the sports talk, the nostalgia, or just the fun, this episode delivers all three in abundance.