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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Seattle Seahawks wide receiver Jackson Smith. And Jigba received his Offensive Player of the Year trophy, but the plaque said Defensive Player of the Year. JS Said it's getting disrespectful at this point.
Joe Johnson
Damn.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Come on, man. You can't make that mistake, Joe.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yeah, you. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't make that kind of mistake.
Joe Johnson
Well, they made it. Yeah, they made it.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
I'm. I'm trying to.
Joe Johnson
They damn sure made it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
So I wonder who got Offensive Player of the Year, Miles Garrett.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yeah. Hey, I'm trying to figure out how that even got out the goddamn office like that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yes.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Come on, now.
Joe Johnson
Damn.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Wow.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Send me another one. I'm gonna keep this one, though. Hey, but this is the trophy. That'll be worth something if somebody would ever get up off it. A mistake like that, Ocho.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, it's just like, currency.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I don't know. I used to collect paper money, change anything that have mistakes.
Joe Johnson
Yeah,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
misprint. Yes, It's.
Joe Johnson
It's gonna be worth a little something.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oo. Jalen Hurst did not attend his teammates AJ Brown's wedding this weekend. Yes, sir. Jaylen and AJ has known each other since high school, and he's the grandfather, the godfather of Brown's daughter, Jersey. AJ And Jalen have been very close friends since high school and have always viewed each other as family.
Joe Johnson
Did he get invited? I mean, he.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
He wasn't there. I'm not sure if he had a prior obligation, but when it comes to something as important as that for someone that you've known that long, obviously, and
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
you the godfather of my daughter.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe Johnson
You know, you got to get. Yeah, you got to get invited here to be able to attend, fellas. I act like that now? Did AJ Reach out to him and give him an invite?
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
I don't know that. Obviously not. Joe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Joe, you making our point.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Hey, I mean, listen, the. Right. The writing's been on the wall for a very long time.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
For a long time.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Very long time. This shouldn't be surprised to anybody who. Who has watched the chaos that has happened with the Philadelphia Eagles, even though they were having success during the off season. Excuse me. During the season. But, you know, it's. It's time for those two to part ways, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. Yeah. I'm so. I'm surprised because I didn't. Ocho. Before he. They linked up. I didn't know they were that Close.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And then, you know, you start reading the paper. They've been very close friends, X, Y, and Z. They work out together. Yeah. So forth. And so I was like, okay, well, damn, I did not know that. And then when they get there, you know, they. They had a great relationship. They go to a Super bowl, they don't win. They get back AJ Having outstanding numbers. He's going to Pro Bowls. He's all Pro X, Y, and Z. So I. I'm. I'm surprised by this. Things happen.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They're not. They're not the first people. The first guys that.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
That were close and that fell out
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
and fall apart and go apart.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
The funny thing about it is, is they going to look back and laugh at this 15, 20 years from now. Because they falling out because of football. Yes, they falling out because of football, Joe. That's a simple fact. There's a disagreement in a disc. A disconnection based on the game of football. They'll go back to being friends once it. Once this is all over.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Damn, I hate it.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yeah, they'll probably go back to being friends once he's not there no more.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Once he on the other team.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yeah, once he. Yeah, once. Once he ended once. Once AJ Is in New England. They'll be back. All right.
Joe Johnson
By them. I don't know. I doubt it. I don't see.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
I think so, Joe.
Joe Johnson
Yeah. Because that's personal, bro.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Like, if.
Joe Johnson
If I can't, you know what happens.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay. TJ Is your. Is. Is. Is a French fried. God. Is God. Godfather.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You get married, T.J. ain't there, and you don't. You ain't saying. T.J. yeah. You and T.J. not coming back to friends.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
That's personal.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You're not coming back.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
I can't even envision that. But I. I'm picking. Hey. I'm picking up what you're putting down,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
but I hope so. You know what I think the thing is, you're right, Ocho. A lot of times when emotion is high, logic is low, we let things wait and things get out of hand when we could have just picked up the phone and had a conversation. Sometimes that's all it requires is a conversation.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
That's it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
If the conversation can be had. It takes two people to conversate.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Otherwise, you're talking to yourself, and as long as you don't answer back, you'll be just fine. Yeah, but I. I think conversation should be. And could be had and at some point in time, Ocho, maybe you're right. Maybe they'll sit back and look like this. And, baby, man, I'm sorry, but, Ocho, a momentous occasion like this. Yeah, yeah, man, I ain't think Ocho was ever gonna get married. And here is. Ocho don't get married, and I ain't there.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
O.J.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
i'm sorry. I wouldn't do. I wouldn't do y' all like that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Man, I'm coming regardless.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yeah, yeah, I got. What you mean, you coming? We all getting married at the same time.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Well, Joe and I, we already talked about ours. I mean, Joe and I, we. We got our thing playing. We don't know about you.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Oh, oh, so y' all doing your own thing?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Cause, you know something might come up for you. And then Cambodia stuck like Chuck.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Not really. Cause we go right down to the courthouse. I let y' all do your thing. I go down to the courthouse and say, mighty, save my life.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Cambodia ain't going for no courthouse.
Joe Johnson
Huh?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Cambodia ain't going for no court. Courthouse.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
I mean, listen, hey, we did. We just talked about weddings and marriage and the difference, huh? Yeah, yeah, man, she didn't worry about no wedding. She worried about that marriage. There's a difference.
Joe Johnson
Okay?
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Courthouse is what it is. That's what it is.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm for you. I'm. I'm. Hey, I'm with you when you're right.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Come on, now.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Spend 3, 4, 5, $600,000 for people. For people to be talking. Man, that was a waste of money. You know what? I. Because you. What's the first thing they gonna say? Joe don't show, man, you know what I could have did with that money?
Joe Johnson
Yeah, right, right. Hey, especially if y' all ass don't work out, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What, bad? Nah. Hey, we. You. Hey, get you a day. We gonna go right down here, Mike, to the courthouse. My mama, my brother and my sister, a couple of my homeboys. It'd be about 15 people. You get 15 people, pack them in the courthouse.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, I ain't. Hey, look, look. It's hard to tell a woman that nowadays, boy.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They.
Joe Johnson
They want to. They want the glamorous. They want to. You know, they want all their friends to be there. They home.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I just tell you, that issue gonna be in People magazine, so I don't know who gonna see it besides your friend. They get out to the outside world. I ain't trying to impress nobody at all.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, man,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
but hopefully Jalen and AJ can work this out, man, because like you said, we've been friends. I mean, it's difficult. I mean, it happens. It's they're not the first to have a close relationship and something comes between them and they move apart. It is. It's a part of it.
Shaquille O'Neal
So everybody knows Shaq, but off camera,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
he's just a regular guy.
Shaquille O'Neal
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
now it's time for our player fade presented by Prize Picks. I'm going to get this. A.J.
Joe Johnson
mitchell.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Less than ten and a half points or more than ten and a half points.
Joe Johnson
I'm saying less. Hold on. Yeah, I'm saying listen, he don't get
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
to run like he once did.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Dylan Harper will have more than four rebounds. Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Yeah. More what he had did what he had last game. Did he had like 11 or something?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yes. No. Yes.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yes. Yeah, he had like.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, he had like 12.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, 12 rebounds.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, I'm going.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yes, he had 11. Okay. We going more. Oh this is Shay gilgis. More than 20 and a half field goal attempts or less than 20 and a half field goal attempts.
Joe Johnson
I'll say more. He got to get the FGAs up.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I agree. More. Victor Womenyama will have more than 122 point attempts.
Joe Johnson
More than 12.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
You say you're going. You saying yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Not made. You just gotta tempt them.
Joe Johnson
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. Yeah. And they can't nobody. I'm mad cause he didn't shoot more.
Joe Johnson
Absolutely.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
25 to win 150. Download the app today. Use code SHANNON to get 50 in lineups after you play your first five dollar lineup prize fix. Now it's time for our final segment of the evening. It's time for Q and A. Before we get to our super chat, we got two video voicemail from our discord. Here's the first one.
Joe Johnson
Oh ISO Ocho. Today I got another trade proposed. I came here before and I asked one. I'm a Miami Heat fan, you know what I'm saying? Shot Ocho now.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
But today I got my GM hat
Joe Johnson
on for the Lakers. Okay, the Lakers, they got a defense Problem. Detroit, they got an offense problem. I see a swap here. Reeves for a star. And then we just. Are we willing to bank on to start getting that jump shot? Right. I know Luca probably would be a little upset, but I think that could fix that. And if we need another guard. Well, Lakers need another guard. Not we. We try and send DeAndre wherever DeAndre in the pick and we get AJ Mitchell or just. Just some type of guard. I don't know if the. I don't think Detroit gonna be willing to get off Thompson. I think they like him that much. And the Lakers, it's gonna be hard for them to get rid of Ar man. Considering the fact that Luca done stamped him. You know, I mean, that. That's. That. That, you know, what Lucas say goes a long way, bro.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And the Lakers know they need a superstar. And they got one.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, they got someone.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Because prior to getting Luca, who AD was supposed to be that bridge to the superstar. LeBron Lee. Because think about it. When Kareem, you had to transition. So. Because you got basically from Will to. From Elgin to Will, Jerry west. And then you get Kareem, then you get Magic Worthy. So you. There's a tr. Smooth transition. That's what you're supposed to have took over years cuz Magic got hurt. Magic, you know, contracted what he. He contracted Worthy broke down after all the years of all those finals runs.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And then you get Shaq and Kobe. But the problem is they didn't develop anybody to transition them. Yeah, they got Austin Reeves. He's really the first player that they've actually developed.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Right?
Joe Johnson
Yeah. Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They're not gonna. Man, when you develop a guy, you don't want to let him go. You feel.
Shaquille O'Neal
You.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You feel a connection to it. I don't think they want. I don't think they want to let him go. I don't.
Joe Johnson
I don't either, but I. I mean,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I like the idea.
Joe Johnson
Yeah. It ain't. It ain't a bad proposal. We'll listen to it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You'll say we'll listen to it?
Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Here's the next one. Let's take a listen,
Joe Johnson
man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What's good?
Joe Johnson
Nightcap. It's your boy, Arkansas 15. Man. This guy. This guy. Let it be the Knicks going to the championship period. They wanted this like I. I was team okc. Ocho ISO. But I'm jumping on the Knicks bandwagon, man. Nick's all the way, man. Let's go, man. Jordan Concords. I need those size 10.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Holla at your boy.
Joe Johnson
He said he Gonna. He said the Knicks gonna win.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yeah, he said he jumping on the bandwagon.
Joe Johnson
You say that's what he.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That's what he ride with.
Joe Johnson
Joe, I don't know if the knees got no more room to get on their bandwagon, boy. Yeah, but I. Hey, hey, hey. If they come out of this series and make it to the finals, that's gonna be a win for New York any damn way. You know, it's just that Western Conference, bro, it's gonna be hard to be OKC or San Antonio. Oh, my God.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I agree.
Joe Johnson
But, hey, I've been wrong about the Knicks. You let Ocho tell it. You know what I mean, Joe, You've
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
been wrong all playoff long. But let's see.
Joe Johnson
I made. I made some mistakes. I made some mistakes. I made some mistakes.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Ocho believe in Brunson. Let's go. Next, boy. Hey, he did his thing tonight. Hey, Nightcap, fam. You guys had John Kimber on WrestleMania pod. Give the kids a shout out. Winning his first a PBR World Championship at 20 years of age. Oh, Joe, the guy, we had a little bull, right?
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yep.
Joe Johnson
I seen him. I said. I was watching him when y' all had him on. I said, damn, how old are you?
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Congratulations. Congrats.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Congratulations, John, we're gonna catch you when you come to Vegas for the World Championship. Ultra night. Joe, we gonna be there.
Joe Johnson
When is that?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
It's in November, right?
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yeah. Hey, I'm riding, huh?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yo, go ahead, Joe. They got bull for you if you want to ride it.
Joe Johnson
Nah, I'm good.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Y' all be right there. I'm a ride for y'. All. Don't worry about it.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, well, I got you. I got you, bro. Yeah. Ain't no way in hell I'm getting on.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I just wanna. I just want to look at it. My Petty November. Yeah, I Petty.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
I can't wait.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No parson on the back of no bull. And if you've never been to a farm, I can just imagine what those bull. Because I know what regular pasture bulls look like. Yeah, to see what those look like.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yeah. All you got to do is get on there and establish dominance, huh?
Joe Johnson
That's it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Nah, I ain't gonna know nothing.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Don't worry. I'm gonna represent Nightcap good on the back of that thing, right?
Joe Johnson
You know, bad.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Bad mama back. That's all I can. That's all I can do. He get me up out there, so I know I can't sell something on the pound. She ain't Nobody. Yeah.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Hey.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Shot at, but Congratulations, John, man, congratulations. We proud of you, bro. What's good that you enjoy about working with each other's co host? And I married my rib today. Give us a shout out, Ronnie and Keisha Wilson. Before we answer that, Ronnie, Keisha, congratulations, man.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Congratulations.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Congratulations on getting married. Hey, you said that's your real boy. That's your backbone. The Bible speaks of that, so, yeah. Hopefully you guys manifested each other. I'm happy for you guys. The Nightcap family. We're very, very excited for you, man. So happy. To the rest of your life.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yes, sir.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yes.
Joe Johnson
Yes.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What is something good that you enjoyed about working with the other co hosts? Because we so different completely.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
I'm trying to get y'. All. I'm trying to get y' all on my page, but y' all don't want to listen.
Joe Johnson
Your page ain't talking about nothing, man.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Hey, come on over here to my world, Joe. Huh?
Joe Johnson
Nah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Well, I'll let y' all go. Joe can go now.
Joe Johnson
Go where, Joe? Yeah. No, did you see what that boy over there doing? Hey, nah.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Hey, Joe, I'm telling you. I'm telling you.
Joe Johnson
I'm good. I'm good. I. Hey, hey. I enjoy the chemistry that we all have. It's. It's fun to be a part of. I tell you that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I think as far as I'm a little. I'm a lot more outspoken than Joe, but I think Joe. Joe. And our ways align more than. Than me. Ocho and Joe. Joe. Look at him. See what I'm talking about?
Joe Johnson
See what I'm talking about?
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Hey, Joe. I know. I know. Hey, come on over here to the dark side. Why?
Joe Johnson
Hey, hey, hey. You and Cambodia practicing for them twins over there? You practicing for twins over there?
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Hey, I'm Christian. Great boy, huh?
Joe Johnson
And in.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
In the movie, you know, they stole that from me. That was. That was my work. Yeah. I got a whole dungeon here, Joe.
Joe Johnson
You don't be messing around.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
I don't play black.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I do not play that up on 5050 shades of shade. I let it go. Joe had to let it go.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
You got to get you one of these, Joe.
Joe Johnson
Nah, nah, I'm sure. I talked to. I talked to my lady about it, ojo.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
She was.
Joe Johnson
She.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
She ain't.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
She said no, no.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, now, I'll let you talk about it. Hey, let me tell you. Let me tell you something. I came home one day, my lady and her mama was sitting in. In the living room watching Nightcap. Watching Nightcap. I'm thinking to myself. Hold on. What damn episode is this? Y' all sitting there watching Jos.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hope I ain't said nothing crazy.
Joe Johnson
Nah, right. Right now, I'm good. Surprised me, too. I'm like, damn, y' all just sitting there watching like this.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
What episode was a joke?
Joe Johnson
Hey, I don't know. I try. I, I, I started making conversation. We started talking about something else. I was like, hold on.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Hey, Joe, you, you thought about getting that caller?
Joe Johnson
Nah, I can't. I ain't. Nah, she ain't. She, she ain't going for all that.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yeah, telling you, Joe, tell us. Tell them. Put the color on you and pull you back when you don't act right now.
Joe Johnson
And see, that's the problem, because all this stuff you talking about, it's got to go on me. That's the, that's, that's really what the problem lies.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Okay, I, I understand, you know, you're not comfortable with that. You know, hey, it's all about getting past that threshold.
Joe Johnson
No, no. Well, we are. We gonna always be at a standstill. Okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Oh, you ain't. You. You got some toys over there?
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yeah, Unc got some. Okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You know, you know, she on what I'm on, but, no, I'm good.
Joe Johnson
I ain't all that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Doing too much.
Joe Johnson
Hey, somebody got to look out for you, boy. Man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Nah, Ocho. Ocho be doing all that, man. And now superhuman Shaq.
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Joe Johnson
I mean, it's just.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, you gotta get you one of these.
Joe Johnson
Joe, what is that? What is that?
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
What you mean? What it said, Joe.
Joe Johnson
What that? What did. What you do with that?
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
You put it. You put it behind her back so she can't move.
Joe Johnson
You put it behind her back.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
But they got. No, no, no, no. You can get those. But you can get those. Joe, you. You. I've seen them. I've seen them for. I've seen them for the feet. They got a bar in between them.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And they got legs like, you know, like you see the ladies doing the leg, the glue machine, cable.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They gotta fix bar and they got on the end. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I seen that now.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yeah, Joe,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
that you can, you know, you can put them behind, you know, There you go.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
And she came in, so she can't run, Joe. Yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Telling you, Joe, when I was young, Joe, when I was young. You know what I'm saying?
Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. All right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I can't. I can't be doing all that, you know, one hand on.
Joe Johnson
Hey, hey. You do some things. What you mean yet?
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Hey, I'm telling you. And her got to get the swing, Joe.
Joe Johnson
No, no, Joe, I ain't got no. We ain't got.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Just try get the swing hanging from the doorway, Joe.
Joe Johnson
I'm saying for what, though?
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
For her, Joe. God damn.
Joe Johnson
Nah, we good, Ocho. You know, I'm handling things over here. We good.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
All right.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
I mean, it's all about. It's all about spicing up your relationship, Joe, but okay, you got it. It is.
Joe Johnson
It's spiced up. It's spiced up. Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Ghost pepper chili.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Spicy. Hey, well, add some hot sauce to it, Joe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Dang, man. I guess I got the hottest. I got the hottest chili pepper. The ghost chilling. One million on the Scoville on the meter, so I'm good.
Joe Johnson
Oh, boy. Hey, that boy be over there cutting up, don't it, man.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Hey, y' all want me to see some of my videos?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No.
Joe Johnson
Nah, you guys slow down.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
You guys get a better understanding what I'm talking about.
Joe Johnson
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Hey, Chad. Yeah. Hey, Chad. Y' all want to pay some ste.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I still can hold about 150. Yeah, the 180 day. The 180, 200. They over. That's over. I can't do it no more. Back in the day, I could. Hey, you're like. Yeah, one 180.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, 180. Yeah, she straddling. She straddle you with a leg.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, yeah.
Joe Johnson
You ain't playing, boy. Yeah, yeah. Hey, you boy serious, man. Yes, sir.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I hope they don't think I can still do that.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They think you can still do it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You don't think Michael Jordan can still dunk from the free throw line, do you? Damn. Bad. Damn, joe.
Joe Johnson
Hey,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
you've been little Grace. I had my time. It's time to let somebody. I pass that on to Ocho. You and ocho, Joe, you 13 years younger than me. You straight.
Joe Johnson
Yeah. What you mean, you pass it on to me and oo you pass that to oo. You know, oo he ain't really got no limits, huh?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
But oo got Cambodia. Can't wait no more than like 1:30.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
She about one now. I mean, she put on happy weight. She about 1. 145, 150.
Joe Johnson
That boy said she put on some happy weight. Okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. Your little lady. Come on, Joe.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
GC.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
110, 115. You good? Way to go. Why go away from Spider and let Harden sell the game? I really don't understand the Cavs at all. We let harden ISO half the game shooting 5 or 16. WTF.
Joe Johnson
That's what I'm talking about, bro. I couldn't understand it watching the game. Coming down the stretch. Why y' all force feeding Harden? Damn. Y' all see he tied? Can't create no separation. Come on, man. It made no sense to me. Damn.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Would you guys do a live pod watching an NBA game? That would be dope. Huge fan when it comes to mea with mma, with Rogan. Excuse me, but you guys would be on another level, love.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, That'll be all right. That'll be.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
We might. You know what? We have to do that with football.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
It's hard getting us in the same in the same city
Joe Johnson
now. We don't worry about it. Oh, you stay put. We gonna come to Vegas. I'd be looking for a reason to
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
come to Vegas, but, you know, hey, you know, I'm about to. I'm about to move.
Joe Johnson
Where you moving to?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Houston.
Joe Johnson
Man, get out of here.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Hey, uncle, if you. Hey, if you move, I move, right?
Joe Johnson
No,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I am not going nowhere near that.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Okay, let me know now. Hey, you know, you get out, you get a lot of bang for your buck, boy. When it come to property.
Joe Johnson
Yes, sir,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
too. I'm good. I stay right here where I am.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I don't want no. I don't want no bag, and I don't want no bucks. I'm good. I'm staying here,
Joe Johnson
Man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Harden back. Back with the book is he can go hack. Is letting. Got no adjustment in the force. Letting Brunson go one on one is criminal. And not attacking him on the other side. Get the ball. Oh, Joe. What we always talk about? Somebody on a heater like that get the ball out his hands, make him give it up.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And if somebody else feature, like, look, we took the ball out of the hottest player's hand and other guys started making shots. It was kind of like. Like shade. There was a couple of games with that. Lakers took the ball out of shade. But Mitchell was knocking down shots. Caruso's knocking Nacho. If Caruso. Look, if Caruso gonna go on a bender like that, ain't nothing we could do. But I'm not gonna let this man just go ISO one on one. He. I'm gonna let him play one on one that the whole fourth damn quarter. No way.
Joe Johnson
Ain't no way. Gotta send. Send the double, man. Let's go. Left him straight. Come on, bro. Hell.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
So what you think he gonna cool off you. Oh, so now you just. So now your strat. Your strategy now, Joe, is. I hope he miss. There ain't no damn strategy. Nope.
Joe Johnson
Well, cash money in that fourth quarter, Ultradama strikes again.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That man ain't missed yet. Who? Ultradamas.
Joe Johnson
Oh, man. Come on.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
And still.
Joe Johnson
Oh, come on.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Hello.
Joe Johnson
Come on.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
The more I watch, the more I watch these playoff games, I can't help but think this ish is rigged. Lol.
Joe Johnson
Nah, it ain't rigged, bro. Cleveland blew that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They absolutely did.
Joe Johnson
They blew that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You have to bring the show to Boston or Providence. We have some beautiful women, and the baby arm would get carpal tunnel.
Joe Johnson
Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on. Boston, Rhode Island. Them K birdies up there.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Damn.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
But I know what you're talking about. I know, I know. Ex. I know what you talking about.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Hey, I. I don't know what you're talking about because my only.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Cambodia from Boston. What the hell you do?
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Oh, oh, you said Boston.
Joe Johnson
Oh, yeah.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
I was there for you. They. Yeah, nice little community of Cape. Cape Burts.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah, we used to. When I was in Boston, we used to drive a Rhode Island, Go hang out and roll out and. Boy, boss is nice, man. Y' all sleeping, boy.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No, no, no, no. Hey, you know, hey, you know, back in the days, you. You Portuguese.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah, I already know it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Wavy here. They're long.
Joe Johnson
Yeah. I ain't never.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
I ain't never did all that, but. Okay. Don't get yourself in no trouble now.
Joe Johnson
Well, I'm talking about something happened 25 years ago.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Ain't no sense in reminiscing on it now.
Joe Johnson
I ain't reminiscing. We just. Somebody brought it up, and I brought
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
it to our attention.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yeah, I know, but you talking about.
Joe Johnson
That's too. That's too much. I'm putting too much emphasis on.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Too much emphasis on it.
Joe Johnson
Joe, I'm leaving.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Right.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
There you go. Yeah. I want you to. I don't want you to be on the couch now.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, don't be Leave it alone that
Joe Johnson
ain't no good yeah, I'm leaving alone I'm, I'm leaving alone I'm leaving alone
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hard and soul Big body Bronson cold ISO will make Oo4, Nixon5.
Joe Johnson
I damn sure am gonna make him fold.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
You right, Joe. I'm not. I'm not one of them, Joe.
Joe Johnson
You ain't got to be one of them.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
One of them, Joe.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Hear me?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know the last time you've been to hell, but you will get there playing with me.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay.
Joe Johnson
All right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Come on, man.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Now, don't tell him that. Oh, don't tell him that.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Whose side you on? You. Who? You got me a Joe in this One on one.
Joe Johnson
If he. If he had to bet. If he's the bed man, he better bed wisely. I tell him that. Matter of fact, if you're a bed man, you won't win some damn money. You better be betting with me.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Well, I guess I better.
Joe Johnson
I'll tell you that now. Yeah, there you go. I'll make it easy for you.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead and. Go ahead and bet on him, huh? I'm gonna make him frustrate. I want to get him frustrated. I'm gonna make you wait. I'm gonna do you like they did Wimby. I'm gonna make you mad you don't get thrown out the game.
Joe Johnson
No, no, no, no, no.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
ISO. Can I get my lady a birthday shout out? Her name is Maya. Been seven trips around the sun together. Absolutely. Maya. Okay, man. Your guy hit us up and says, hey, man. He said he's so proud. Seven trips around the sun, the seventh anniversary, you and him doing y' all thing. Toes in the sand, holding hands on the porch, drinking.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Watching the sun rise and set.
Joe Johnson
Hello. Hello. Congratulations.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Congrats. Seven years. Hey, you know, once you get past that seven year itch, boy, it ain't. Hey, ain't nothing but happy. Hey, it's. Hey, man. It's a beautiful thing, boy.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Hey, hey, Joe. That's seven year itch, boy. Do not play, boy.
Joe Johnson
You ain't never been with nobody know seven years.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
I get the six every time, Joe. Hey, it's so funny. And the funny thing about it is when I'm locked in, I literally be locked in for a little minute.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Something about year six. I don't know what the hell it is. Once I know if I can get past year six, I'm good.
Joe Johnson
Hey.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Damn, that's Crazy Joe, you've been in
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
a relationship past six plus seven.
Joe Johnson
It's coming up on seven. It's coming up.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Okay. Are you in the sweet spot, Joe? Okay. Good luck, boy. I'm cheering for you, boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Joe.
Joe Johnson
Oh, yeah. Been all right over here, man. We're having a good old time.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yes, sir.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
How long? Hey, what you looking like over there? Huh?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Huh? Color tie I've been in. How.
Joe Johnson
How long?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What's the long? A decade.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Damn.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Made it a decade.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Wait, hold on. We talk about right now. I mean, how long? How long you.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
It Been a while. It's been a while. It's been a while.
Joe Johnson
It's been a while.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Been a while. Okay, I understand. I understand. I know you don't want to answer.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, y' all bad you a job. Y' all be interrogating the man.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Oh, my bad, my bad, my bad.
Joe Johnson
Hey, we were just asking general questions,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
man, how I get in this?
Joe Johnson
I mean, because we all. We all talking. We talking about our little stories right now.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, you was up next. Oh, man, y' all need to stop.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
My bad. Hello.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Do you guys think that Harden's bag is limited in the postseason because teams can study everything you do versus the regular season? And that's why he looks different.
Joe Johnson
I think He.
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He.
Joe Johnson
He. He doesn't have that pop that he normally has. I'm talking. I'm speaking, like, coming off the dribble, getting. Getting by his man, really getting to the basket. He ain't really got that pop like he used to have. And that. I mean, hell, and that's fine. It comes with age, bro. He36. You know, it's hard to still have that pop and that same drive quickness, that first step, you know, his first step used to be me by you. He just trying to. Yeah, he just trying to get by you now. It just seemed from me watching, especially in their fourth quarter and that overtime, it just seemed like he couldn't get. He couldn't get by his man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You can't convince me. Kenny Atkinson was not on Blue Magic in that fourth quarter in overtime, watching. He coach left the game with timeouts.
Joe Johnson
Yeah, I don't know what he was doing, bro. There's no way I would have force fed James down the stretch now, and Donovan had it going. I'd have told. I'd have called the time out and told Donovan ass. Hey, you need to come get that ball. Don't pass. Get into that pain. You need to make a play. Yeah, yeah, straight up.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
All right. So please explain this to me. Why were the calves not attacking Brunson the same way the Knicks were attacking Harden? Especially once JB picked up that fifth foul. Bad coaching on or bad execution.
Joe Johnson
I think it was bad execution. I. You know what? I typically put it on the player, especially coming down the stretch. I know we get on coaches about not calling timeouts and things of that sort, but, man, once we get in between the lines, Uncle Ocho and they come nut cutting time, we need to win, bro. That's on the players, dog. That's on the players.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And plus you got veteran guys. James Harden and Donovan Mitchell know. They know that, that. That Bronson is a liability.
Joe Johnson
Yeah. So the same way he out there seeking Harden. Yeah, I should have been seeking his ass.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, you once said hard and pardon, you have a guard. Well, tonight he had all the guard and he couldn't handle Nixon 5. But Joe don't look good. I know in hindsight it's 2020, but y' all think the Cavs are missing Darius Garland? No, because most of the time he was hurt this time of year. Yeah, that's really the main reason they got rid of him. Because he. He. Yeah, he's been an all star. He's a phenomenal player. He just can't stay healthy.
Joe Johnson
And I don't know if he's a. He's more. See James more of a closer. I think that they was thinking versus Garland. But hey, unfortunate, bro. Damn.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I had to spend money today just to tell y'.
Joe Johnson
All.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Y' all didn't read my super chat yesterday. I ain't gonna blame, brother. So, Ash, how we gonna fix this money, man? Yes, I mean, we. Bro, we have. I mean, think about it. We gone two and a half hours right now. Well, bro, we can't read everything. I mean, I mean, we have like 50 a show, man. We be gonna have four hour shows.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
50.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Come back. Come back tomorrow. Dr. Frank L. Bellamy. Hey, guys. Ocho, will you be in Cary, North Carolina on May 27 during the day or evening session, my husband and I may come see you play. He loves soccer too.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yeah, we play. We play on the 27th. We play at 12:30,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
man. Dog be everywhere.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yeah, yeah, we play. We play 12:30 on the 27th.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Dance reacts. SGA, BTA. Chad is a wimby in five. Next round. NYK, MLK, BTK.
Joe Johnson
Wow.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Version. Go to Stephanie Greensboro. Even Obama has eaten there. Try the fried turkey wings and Mac and cheese.
Joe Johnson
I don't know.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I ain't never had no fried turkey
Joe Johnson
wings
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
or Some smother fried turkey wings.
Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
I can't wait for that soul food out there. Boy.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
If the Cavs get swept, do they trade Donovan? My Bulls have the money and picks 4 and 15. What do y' all think? Nope. They about to give Donovan a max contract.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
Absolutely.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
Joe Johnson
What else they gonna do?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Absolutely. Y' all really think either of these puny ass teams can beat the Thunder of the Spurs? I've seen enough. Western 4
Joe Johnson
Damn. Sweep in the finals.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I don't see that.
Joe Johnson
I don't know about no sweep now,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
but the thing is is that the both of these teams got guys that can guard and they got multiple guys that they can really throw at. Brunson, they got Castle, they got Versaille, they got Champagne, they got guys that can really hunker down. And then you ain't. You know what you got that guy that's blocking out the sun at the back.
Joe Johnson
It ain't even. I mean it is the fact that those guys. God. But it's offensively too, Uncle Ocho. Meaning from the Spurs. They got three bonafide guards in Fox Castle and Harper, you cannot stay in front of. Bro. It's gonna be hell to to to. And I think OKC got the team to do it. We just gotta see how they gonna respond tomorrow. Let's go, Casey.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Let's go.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Joe. You. You still. You still don't get it, huh? Okay. You hard headed.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
All right, Ocho. Arsenal and the Knicks. I'm loving life.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Hey. Arsenal won the League today. Champions. I mean talk about Champions League. They won the Premier League. Everybody was happy. I mean, I'm happy for those that are Arsenal fans. That's been a very long time since they won it. So congratulations to all Arsenal fans. All the Gunners.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
This was the Cav's best chance to steal a game on the road. Knicks won't play, won't be rusted next game. They'll be locked in from the beginning. They won't miss all these shots. Shout out to Landry Shammon. Yep.
Joe Johnson
We knew he bowed down. Brian gave him great minutes. Great minutes.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I graduate tomorrow from Rutgers University. Shout out Dylan Harper. And I just wanted to say I appreciate everyone behind Nightcap. I tune in every night and wanted to say God bless and keep going doing y' all thing, making us laugh. Thank you. Thank you so much. And congratulations on the graduation ISO on the 05. On the 05 run. Do you win if. If you healthy?
Joe Johnson
Yeah. Yeah, we win. I always said that. I. I felt, you know, that was our first year together, bro. And our first year together we made a huge leap obviously playing with Nash who was the MVP that year. Sean Marion who was a bonafide all star. Amari who was just relentless. He was an all. And myself and Quentin Richardson, three and D guys. I played backup point behind Nash as well as starting at the two. I just felt we all understood what we had. An opportunity that was presented in front of us. But damn, I get hurt in the second round. Had to miss first two games. I missed the first two games of the Western Conference finals and them home court advantage game. We lose both of them damn games.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Damn.
Joe Johnson
So we don't. You know, I just feel like if I wasn't hurt. Yeah, of course. I feel like we'd have won us a title, bro. And I probably would have end up staying in Phoenix.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Can you guys give my son Grayson Miller a happy birthday? Thank you guys. Great love and turn the show. He turned 13 and just won his NFL flag football championship. Grayson, happy birthday and congrats.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Happy birthday, Grace.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Football game.
Joe Johnson
Congrats.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That's a big accomplishment. Your dad proud of you and we're proud of you, you know, so happy 13. Big. Oh big teenager. Oh sure. I finally used the public restroom at my local Taco Bell. You don't know what you're missing. Yes, I do think I absolutely do know what I'm missing.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Thank you.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And I'm gonna keep on missing it too. I promise you. I ain't gonna. I'm not gonna hit it. I promise you.
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Hey, that's the way to live freely. Salute.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm living freely too, right?
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
Not really.
Joe Johnson
Right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Just because I don't go to use a public rush remote, that don't mean,
Co-host/Guest (possibly Joe)
hey, that's, that's what it's there for. It's there for the use not to hold it and hurt your stomach.
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Thank you guys for joining us for another episode of Nightcap. As you watch the Knicks come back from as many as 22 down, go on a 44 to 11 run over the last four seven minutes in the fourth quarter and overtime as they overtake the Knicks 115 to 104. Jalen Brunson was sensational. Ended up having 40, 38 points, five rebounds, six assists and he only had three turnovers. He had three steals as well. But Landry Shammon didn't have any points in the first three quarters. Made all three of his threes and the fourth in overtime. And that was the difference in the ball game as they come storming back from as many as 22 down and they win and they hold a one nothing lead in the Eastern Conference finals. Y' all know who I am. I'm your favorite. That is my partner and co host Maddening's Ratings Adjuster. A formal bingo. Great. That is Chad Ochocinko Johnson and the seven time NBA All Star from the Atlanta Hawks ISO, Joe Johnson. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button and go subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed wherever you you get your podcast from. Thank you guys for your support and your continued support. Those looking to purchase a bottle of shade by Laportier head over to laportierconyak.com to purchase you one if it's currently unavailable in a state or city near you. It is a premium VSOP Cognac, the best tasting, smoothest VSOP Cognac on the market. But it drinks more like an exo. And remember, we do have two sizes now, the OG which is the 750 and the Junior which is the 375. Again, thank you for your support. Please drink responsibly and be safe We've been nominated for the Hashtag sports award of 2026, the short list and here are the four categories we've been nominated in. Best Brand Partnership for Nightcap, Outside and Row, Best Podcast Best Athletes Podcast, Best Use of Live Video. That link is pinned into our chat. Please go vote for us and help us win these awards Again, thank you for your support for joining us tonight. The Knicks win 115 to 104. They take a 10 lead tomorrow night. Spurs OKC. Can the spurs go up 20 or will OKC even the series? I'm unk. He's oo. He's ISO. Thank you for joining us out.
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Date: May 20, 2026
Host: Shay Shay Media & Playmaker
Featuring: Chad Ochocinco Johnson, Joe Johnson, (possible guest/co-host, "Oo")
This episode of Club Shay Shay: Nightcap dives into several headline-worthy sports and pop culture topics, blending locker-room banter with detailed playoff analysis and playful personal stories. Key discussion points include the controversy around Jalen Hurts missing A.J. Brown’s wedding, the disrespectful trophy mix-up for Seahawks WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba, loaded NBA Playoff conversations (especially Knicks vs Cavs), and listener Q&A on everything from trade proposals to marriage tips. True to form, the hosts mix deep insights with humor, candid takes, and plenty of memorable exchanges.
[02:51] Chad Ochocinco Johnson reveals that Seattle Seahawks WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba received an Offensive Player of the Year award—except the plaque reads Defensive Player of the Year.
“Send me another one. I’m gonna keep this one though... that’ll be worth something if somebody would ever get up off it.”
— Chad Ochocinco Johnson, [03:34]
[04:06] News that Eagles QB Jalen Hurts missed WR A.J. Brown’s wedding causes major discussion.
“A momentous occasion like this... Ocho don’t get married, and I ain’t there... you’re not coming back.”
— Chad Ochocinco Johnson, [07:51]
“A lot of times when emotion is high, logic is low... Sometimes all it requires is a conversation.”
— Chad Ochocinco Johnson, [06:59]
[17:13] Analysis ramps up as the hosts discuss Lakers roster moves, trade scenarios (i.e., Austin Reaves), and the Knicks’ playoff performance.
[32:01] Frustration with Cavaliers strategy, especially letting Harden ISO and not attacking Brunson enough.
[50:17] Final recap: Knicks pull off the comeback, led by Jalen Brunson’s “sensational” 38/5/6, Shammon’s clutch shooting, and a 44–11 run.
On Close Friendships and Falling Out:
“They’re not the first guys that were close and that fell out and go apart.” — Chad Ochocinco Johnson, [05:45]
On Professional Rift:
“They falling out because of football... there’s a disagreement, a disconnection based on the game.” — Co-host, [05:54]
On Modern Weddings:
“Spend $600,000 for people to be talking... Man, that was a waste of money.” — Chad Ochocinco Johnson, [08:43]
NBA Tactics:
“If somebody’s on a heater like that, get the ball out his hands, make him give it up... No way I’m letting this man go ISO one-on-one the whole fourth quarter.” — Chad Ochocinco Johnson, [33:43]
On Show Chemistry:
“I enjoy the chemistry we all have. It’s fun to be a part of.” — Joe Johnson, [22:05]
| Timestamp | Topic | |---------------|---------------------------------------------------------| | 02:51 | JSN trophy mix-up (“It’s getting disrespectful…”) | | 04:06 | Jalen Hurts missing A.J. Brown’s wedding | | 05:54 | Fallout commentary, friends vs football | | 08:26 | Wedding costs and values | | 13:10 | ‘Player Fade’ segment—sports prop bets | | 17:13 | Lakers, Austin Reaves, NBA trade talk | | 32:01 | Cavaliers’ playoff strategy criticized | | 35:27 | Joke about bringing the show to Boston | | 38:23 | Relationship “7-year itch” talk, personal stories | | 47:19 | Arsenal wins Premier League shout-out | | 48:00 | Listener graduation shout-out (Rutgers) | | 49:19 | Grayson Miller’s flag football championship | | 50:17 | Knicks comeback and game recap |
This Nightcap episode provides a classic blend of sports insight, personalities, and comedy. The panel tears into the latest NFL headlines, especially the Hurts-Brown rift, and dishes up strongly felt NBA playoff analysis, particularly on coaching miscues and superstars’ tendencies. The personal digressions—covering everything from wedding economics to spicy relationship advice and recollections—add relatable humor and warmth, while the constant engagement with viewer shout-outs rounds out a lively, community-driven show.
For fans, this is a can't-miss episode for both the breaking news reactions and genuine camaraderie.