Nightcap Hour 3: LaMelo Ball Has FIRST Child LaOne + Q & Ayyyy

Summary

Club Shay Shay — Nightcap Hour 3: LaMelo Ball Has FIRST Child LaOne + Q&Ayyyy

Date: May 11, 2026
Host: Chad “Ocho Cinco” Johnson
Guests: ISO Joe Johnson, Uncle Joe
Theme: Reflections on Father’s Day, birthdays, NBA/NFL Q&A, sports culture, and candid banter

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Episode Overview

This Nightcap episode kicks off with congratulating LaMelo Ball and Anna Montana on the birth of their first child, celebrates Mother’s Day, and quickly transitions into a vibrant, free-flowing discussion among co-hosts and the audience. Topics range from deep dives on NBA trade rumors, team strategies, and player performances, to reflections on family, growing up, and cultural commentary. Audience questions steer the conversation through stories, sports, relationships, and plenty of good-natured ribbing.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

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1. LaMelo Ball’s Big News & Mother’s Day Reflections

Timestamps: 03:03–05:00

• Congratulations to LaMelo Ball and Anna Montana for welcoming their first child, Lawan, referenced throughout as “LeOne.”
• The panel shares personal stories about what women in their lives did during their playing careers and how Mother’s Day is often celebrated with grand gestures for women, but Father’s Day feels overlooked by comparison.
• Quote [04:32]:
  • “How many times you see somebody, an athlete say, hey, dad, Happy Father’s Day… What’d they say, Ocho?”
  • “Hey, Mom!” — Ocho Cinco & ISO Joe Johnson

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2. Gifts & Traditions: Double Standards between Mother’s and Father’s Day

Timestamps: 04:43–08:58

• Jokes about “Dad gifts” (ties, socks, T-shirts) versus elaborate presents for moms.
• The hosts prefer laid-back celebrations (“Don’t plan a party, don’t ask me to go out to dinner…” — ISO Joe [05:12]).
• Old-school tales about not celebrating birthdays/Father’s Day growing up:
  • “We ain’t celebrating nobody birthday, right? So it was cool. So I grew up not celebrating a birthday. It was fine.” — Ocho [08:03]
• Grandparents’ priorities and changes in traditions over generations.

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3. Nostalgia & School Days

Timestamps: 10:16–15:39

• Discussion about childhood memories: birthday cupcakes at school, the differences between Black and white school experiences in the South, bringing home classroom fish, and old-school aquarium stories.
• Memorable story: Feeding a prize goldfish rice due to not having fish food, with comedic commentary about family pets (Tiger Gal the cat).

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4. NBA Trade Scenarios & Player Analysis – Audience Q&A

Timestamps: 16:11–19:53

• Q1: Should the Bucks trade Giannis for Jalen Duren, Ausar Thompson, and a first (Pistons package) or for Naz Reid, Jaden McDaniels, and a first (Timberwolves package)?
  • Panel skeptical on both: neither fits, concerns about lane spacing with Rudy Gobert and Giannis together.
  • Thompson’s and McDaniels’ defensive upside emphasized, but “not enough for Giannis”.
  • “Like, he’s a real Swiss Army knife. Can guard, rebound, passing lanes…they just need to be way more consistent with that jumper.” — Uncle Joe [18:03]
• Emphasis on player development (reps in the gym, summer training needed for young wings).

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5. Calling Out Star Underperformers

Timestamps: 19:43–24:33

• Q2: Discord caller roasts Paul George ("just a guy named Paul now") and Joel Embiid for playoff performances.
• Ocho and the crew dissect how aging, injuries, and self-appointed nicknames (“Playoff P”) catch up with stars.
• Quote [21:03]:
  • “If he’d have just stayed PG13, he’d have been fine. But he signed his ass up…and he talking about his name was Playoff P. Oh, so he gave himself the nickname?” — Ocho Cinco & ISO Joe
• Observations on team-building woes for the Clippers and Sixers due to bloated contracts and aging cores.
• Take: Philly “has to look in the mirror” this summer; time to rethink their future.

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6. Relationship Real Talk—Morning Banter, Yoga, and Marriage Jokes

Timestamps: 28:59–41:38

• The show takes a comedic detour into relationship “morning routines” (“I’m on call 24/7”—ISO Joe [29:59]), changing sex drives after marriage, and “the quickest way to destroy a woman's sex drive: Wedding cake!” — Ocho [41:00].
• Multiple recurring jokes about cigars, aging, and being "locked in" with your partner.
• Light-hearted double entendre around yoga, “down dog”, and “feeding the animal in the morning.”

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7. NBA/NFL Trades, Predictions, and Fan Questions

Timestamps: 43:27–79:56

• Soccer talk (Arsenal, Real Madrid, PSG, World Cup excitement building).
• Who’s moving teams? The fate of Kawhi, Ja Morant, Giannis, Jalen Brown, and others:
  • Don’t break up Tatum–Brown; skepticism on trading Kawhi given the Clippers’ investment.
  • “Why would you break JT and JB up? All the success they’ve had together.” — Uncle Joe [39:32].
• NFL: Where does Jalen Hurts rank among quarterbacks? Consensus: 7 is fair, but “hard to change perceptions” [64:14].
• Discussion on Patriots’ team-building, status of Diggs, and New England’s future.
• Sarcastic NFL “military draft” line about underperforming linemen ("should have been drafted into the military" — Ocho, [53:33]).

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8. Sports Culture and Team Management

Timestamps: 77:02–79:18

• Advice for Thunder management: “Trade picks, don’t get stuck with bloated rosters.”
• Debate about NBA backcourts and defensive woes (Austin Reaves, Lakers situation).
• Early Super Bowl picks? “Too early—wait for two or three weeks into the season.”

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9. Cigars, Cigar Bars, and Culture

Timestamps: 73:28–76:28

• The culture of cigar bars, especially in the South and Houston’s “Cigar Week.”
• Stories about strict dress codes and exclusive club entrances.

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10. Rapid-Fire Audience Q&A and Shoutouts

Timestamps: 61:18–71:46

• Jalen Hurts ranking, college QB predictions, Atlanta trade proposals, roasting each other’s fashion (“Crayola box drip”—[55:09]), sunglasses sizes, and more.
• Birthday and Mother’s Day shoutouts: heartfelt tributes to mothers, grandmothers, co-parents.
• Shoutout to Carolina Hurricanes for sweeping first two playoff rounds [70:46].

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11. Closing Thoughts & Reflections

Timestamps: 68:15–72:18

• Ocho’s perspective on supporting each other as Black men in media, avoiding in-fighting (“Why we got to say ish about one another?... It’s just us. It’s a shame.”).
• Personal stories about resilience:
  • “Yeah, I lost the house. But guess what, Ocho? You couldn’t take the tools that I used to build the house...Build another one.” — Ocho Cinco [70:33]
• Running joke: Ocho’s persistent cough and cigar indulgence.

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12. Game Recaps & Next Episode Preview

Timestamps: 81:53–82:40

• Knicks sweep the 76ers 144–114—25 threes (18 in the first half!).
• Wolves beat Spurs 114–109; “Ant Man” (Anthony Edwards) has 36; Wemby ejected for flagrant two.
• Upcoming: Watch for Lakers talk, continued NBA coverage.
• Encouragement to subscribe & support; plug for Laportier Cognac.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Father's Day gifts:
  "They gonna get a nice bag. What we get? Some T-shirts..." — Ocho [04:16]
• On “Playoff P” nickname:
  "Ain't nobody ever called that man Playoff P..." — Ocho [21:03]
• On not celebrating birthdays:
  "We ain't celebrating nobody birthday, right?...The church is what got celebrated." — Ocho [08:03]
• On marriage and intimacy:
  "The quickest way to destroy a woman's sex drive: Wedding cake." — Ocho [41:00]
• On player trades:
  "Don’t break JT and JB up. All the success..." — Uncle Joe [39:32]
• On Black media crossfire:
  "Why we got to say ish about one another?...It’s just us. It’s a shame." — Ocho [69:08]
• On resilience:
  “Yeah, I lost the house. But guess what, Ocho? You couldn’t take the tools that I used to build the house... Build another one.” — Ocho [70:33]

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Segment Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamp | |-----------------------------|---------------| | LaMelo Ball, Mother’s Day | 03:03–08:58 | | School nostalgia | 10:16–15:39 | | NBA trades Q&A | 16:11–19:53 | | PG, Embiid Playoff Talk | 19:43–24:33 | | Relationship Banter | 28:59–41:38 | | NBA/NFL trades/predictions | 43:27–79:56 | | Cigar Culture | 73:28–76:28 | | Black Media & Resilience | 68:15–72:18 | | Game Recaps | 81:53–82:40 |

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Tone & Style

• Candid, comedic, and fraternal: The hosts swap personal stories, poke fun at each other, and riff off questions with warmth and humor.
• Cultural authenticity: Real talk about Black Southern upbringings, barbershop style debates, and relatable family tales.
• Interactive: Audience questions via Discord and Super Chat shape much of the show, producing spontaneous dialogue and shoutouts.

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For First-Time Listeners

Even if you missed this episode, you’ll leave with:

• The latest on sports stars (NBA, NFL, soccer, hockey)
• Culturally rich takes on family, relationships, and gift-giving
• Unfiltered banter and storytelling you can't get on TV—plus, plenty of jokes about cigars, marriages, and “Crayola box drip”

If you want more, subscribe for daily sports/culture breakdowns with Ocho, ISO, and Uncle Joe—always keeping it real, raw, and relatable.

Transcript

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[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Lamelo Ball and Anna Montana on welcome their first child, Lawan Ocho. Joe, Mother's Day. What's the thing the woman in your life did during your playing career that you guys will never, ever forget?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Wait, hold on, hold on. Ask me that one more time.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

What's one thing that the lady in your life, she did on Mother's Day that you'll never take for granted? I mean, you can't beat that. I mean, you got a little baby in the. I mean, they brought a little baby into. I mean, damn.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I don't. I like. I like the. The baby name. That's real creative.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Leone.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah. The one. Yeah, I'm trying. That's a good question. I ain't really more. Especially on Mother's Day, I'm the one, you know, on the gift.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

You always do. You always do it for them.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I'm on the giving in.

[Uncle Joe]

I always been like that.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

It's all. But look, the women get. Look here. Think about it, Joe.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

They're going to get old. Nice brunch. They gonna get. They gonna get a piece of jewelry. They gonna get maybe a car. They gonna get a nice bag. What we get some T shirts. Got you a T shirt. I got you a T shirt.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I got you a grill.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

How many times you see somebody, an athlete say, hey, dad, Happy Father's Day. Merry Christmas, dad. What'd they say, Ocho?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, Mom.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Hi, Mom. Happy Mother's Day. Happy birthday, Mama.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Hey, we get some house shoes. We get a T shirt.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

A tie.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

We get a tie, some socks. I don't know how to read don't buy me no damn more books.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, it's ways. It's where it is. The way it's been for a very long time. I wouldn't complain. I wouldn't have it no other way.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, no. Look, look, we ain't complaining, but, you know, we see the difference. We ain't tripping, though, you know, we. We understand now. I. I ain't gonna see. I. I like just chilling on Father's Day, bro. Y' all ain't got to do it.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I do too.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Oh, hey, hey, hey, Joe. Father's Day, my birthday and Christmas don't buy me nothing. Don't plan no party. Don't ask me to go out to dinner. No. Get me. Give me a coffee, get me a cigar. I'm good. I say my prayer. That's enough for me.

[Uncle Joe]

Hello. I'm like, screwed on them days, man. I don't.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

You don't want to do nothing. You don't never want to do nothing. It's my birthday. I should be able not to do nothing on my day if I don't want to. Yeah. Father's Day, your day, Mother's Day. You wanted to go out and eat. We went to this restaurant. We eat, we invite your mom, blah, blah, blah. We invited these people. You got what you wanted to give on my day. I don't get no say. I don't get no say. I gotta, like, go out if I don't want to. I thought you said my birthday. I thought you said with Father's Day, I didn't have to do nothing. Yeah, you'll never do nothing on Father's Day. Ta da.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

To about a people. People always want to go crazy, right? For birthdays. Joe and Unc, they want to go crazy on their birthday. I'm trying to figure out, it's one thing to celebrate life, right? But hell, yes, Party all goddamn year long, and you do the same thing on your birthday. It just. It just. It makes no sense to me. You always outside. Yeah. And so on your birthday, you right back outside again.

[Uncle Joe]

Right? Right.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I mean, it don't make no sense.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

You know, you know, swaying through here on your birthday, you know, Got a little something for you. A little package for you.

[Uncle Joe]

Take the covers a little bit. Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

You know, full dog. That's it for dog. That's all I want to.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Shake the COVID Hey, yeah. No, but no, I. I'm like you guys, man. I ain't really trying to do nothing. I ain't trying to be out there. Everybody out and nah.

[Uncle Joe]

Well, it's so. It's so chaotic out there, you know, It's. It's just to even get somewhere where you can sit down and get a good meal, you know? It's just. It's a lot.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yeah.

[Uncle Joe]

Deal with all that traffic.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Everybody out. And it takes so long to get it.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh. Oh, man.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

They mess up your order. I was like, nah, you know, I'm just good, bro.

[Uncle Joe]

I'm just good, right?

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Hey, just. Hey, cook me a breakfast. You know, I. Hey, I'll take some pancakes, some bacon, crispy. Hey, yeah, the burnt edges.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, there you go on them pancakes.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yeah, I'm good, bro. I don't like to. Like, I say, hey, what you want to do? I don't want to do nothing. No. Never.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

No.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I think the thing is, for me, guys, I don't know how it was for y', all, but we ain't really. I was working. You got to realize my birthday is in June. In June, you know, we just got out of school, like, we just got to school, like, because we used to get out of school, like, the first week of June. Soon as we get out of school, say, we gotta school on a. On.

[Uncle Joe]

On a Friday. Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

That Monday morning, I'm in the fields.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

My birthday, I'm in the field. We ain't get no day off. Cause back then, it wasn't. No, if you didn't work, you didn't get paid. So it wasn't. No, we got no cake or nothing, or you ain't gotta work on your birthday. You got paid. So I grew up not celebrating. We ain't celebrating nobody birthday, right? So it was cool. So I grew up not celebrating a birthday. It was fine. We didn't celebrate no Father's Day. The church is what days got celebrated. Past anniversary, church anniversary, stuff like that. We, you know, we had a big Sunday dinner, but other than that, we ain't getting no Mother's Day. Granny ain't getting up for no Mother's Day. Papa might have gave a kiss on the cheek.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

He spent no money on no Mother's Day.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

But you know that. But it was also. That was the day the church, they cooked. You know, mothers and, you know, did stuff like that. But so for me, I just grew up like, it ain't no big deal. My birthday. I really never celebrate no birthday.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, listen, I did all the birthdays celebrating I need. I did when I. When I was a little kid, Joe, you know, elementary birthday. I'm hype. Junior high birthday. I'm Hype. High school freshman. Yeah, I'm hyped once I got to college this year. Nah, I'm good. I'm good. I just want to say me a little prayer, Joe. I want to say me a little prayer. Get to my cigar, you know, get to my. Get them a coffee, my little latte, and I'm scrape.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

That's it.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

And then, you know, another thing that be bothering me, it really ain't none of my business. And, Joe, people that's always on vacation, to me, you go on vacation when you don't put some work in, any time to relax, I'm like, if y' all always on goddamn vacation. Well, when you put the goddamn work in. Yeah, I understand enjoying life, you know, taking time out, you know, your PTO and. And all that, but it just. Just to be jumping up and going on vacation. Vacation is when you put the work in. You know what I need? I need a mental reset. I need time to reset. I just. And then.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

And then you asking for money. Hey, can you.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Can you.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Oh, whoa, whoa. What you mean? Give you some money? You just got back off vacation, and you need money? So you had money to go. You didn't think about when you brought your ass home about these bills?

[Uncle Joe]

Hello.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Hello. Now, when I was growing up in school. Hey, Joe, the white kids, they celebrate their birthday. Their parents bring cupcakes, bring punch.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, to the school.

[Uncle Joe]

That's.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yeah, the nice old cupcakes.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, I never forget them. Hey, hey, y' all got publix? Where you at, Joe? Uncle Joe?

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a south. That's a Southern thing. Absolutely. We got publix.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Well, them goddamn cupcakes from publix. Oh, my God.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I don't know what that is. Hey, man, look here, everybody. Hey, it's. It's. It's Christy's birthday, and her mom bought cupcake. And punch.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Oh, man. Hey, I don't know what it is, but it seemed like all the white kids birthday was during the year we was in school. I like, ain't nobody got no birthday in June or July. Damn. All our birthdays. All our birthdays, fam. We out of school. Christmas, holiday.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Boy, it was some good days, boy.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Late June, July, August. I like. Well, damn all the cupcakes, man. And punch.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah. Hey, you off the wall, man.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

And, you know, I don't know what it was, but them kids, the white kids ain't like, no. Ain't like that school lunch. No, no, boy, I be. I'll be tearing their sandwiches up. I Could be eating a chicken. I beat the sloppy Joe.

[Uncle Joe]

Hey, asking for everything off they play. Hey, you gonna eat that right there?

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

You're gonna. Exactly. This is gross. Okay, let me get that off you. Let me get that up off you. Then you talk about gross. I don't know what y' all talking about, but this. Hey, I. Come on. Grand said, boy, you want something, dog, right?

[Uncle Joe]

I'm full.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I ate by five. Sloppy jewels.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, yeah. Hey, you ain't laughing. Let me get that little fruit cup on you on your tray right there. Let me get it.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Oh, yeah. There were the days, man. There was a day. But I. I wouldn't want to go back to school no more. But, hey, you remember, though?

[Uncle Joe]

You remember them days, boy?

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I do.

[Uncle Joe]

I definitely do, man.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

And we used to go out, like in elementary school. At first they started out, we could go out recess twice.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

And then they cut the thing out, and I'm like. It seemed like every year when I got ready to get to the next grade, that's when they cut stuff out. I'm like, I bet. Damn. And you know Valentine's. Oh, man, you know, you got the Valentine's cupcakes. You got the candy Christmas. You. You had the Christmas party. Oh, man, look here.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I remember every. Y' all say, I sure hope I get such and such in my classroom. Cause they mom. They mom be laying that thing out.

[Uncle Joe]

Fact. Hey, it be some parents, boy. Hey, they can't wait to volunteer at school.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yes.

[Uncle Joe]

But, yeah, they bringing everything. They go, hey, they gonna have it ready.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Don't even ask me about nothing about no chaperone or bringing nothing. Cuz, Mary and Barney ain't sending nothing up here. I'm just telling you now, don't ask. Oh, y' all already. Y' all already know. Mary and Barney ain't volunteered. They sending no cupcakes. They not doing nothing. They ain't sending no cups. They sending nothing. I can't bring nothing.

[Uncle Joe]

Right? My mama show wasn't doing none of that.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

What you want to do, lie? We had no money like that. The only thing I did. Hey, we got to bring home. I let the end of the year Ocho.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Hey, we get one of them. Get them guppies out the damn fish tank.

[Uncle Joe]

Hey, hey, hey. It'll last about three days.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I put that joke in a cup. Hey, next morning, that joker like this here.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Over feeding the goldfish, putting too much food. Oh, you ain't had no food, man,

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

we dump some rice in there, he better eat rice. What we eat what? They have fish food, don't you. What the hell are you thinking? Ain't nobody had no fish. Ain't have no fish food.

[Uncle Joe]

I had one of them fishes. Boy, that thing last two days.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Hey, I mean, I want to get aquarium. You got an aquarium, Joe?

[Uncle Joe]

I used to have one, man.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I. I had one, too, Joe.

[Uncle Joe]

Huh?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I had. I had a bigger crib. My whole living room. My whole living room. I had a 3 TV set up.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

And it was aquarium from. From one end of the living room all the way to the other.

[Uncle Joe]

Actually, a lot of maintenance.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah. With too much maintenance, Joe. I had. Hey, Joe. I had to get up out of there.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

You gotta clean it once a week. If you got salt. What? Salt water.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

It was salt water, too, huh?

[Uncle Joe]

If you don't take care of it, start having that fishy smell, too.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yeah, see? Yeah, I need. I need a. A fish that can eat some regular food. That eat. Like, if I can give him some worms or something like that or eat some other small fish. But a guppy. You got to go buy guppy food, man. No, places you got to go all the way to Savannah, Statesboro, or Final. Yeah, man. Next thing you know, the cat, Tiger Gal, had him. Yeah, my grandma had a cat named Tiger Gal.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

So she having gold? She like. Yeah. I sure be glad when the end of the year come, because I know you're gonna bring another goldfish on, and I will tear him up. All right, guys, it's time for our final save of the evening. It's time for Q. Hey, before we get to the super chat, we got three video voicemails from my discord. Let's take a listen to the first one.

[Uncle Joe]

What up?

[Discord Caller]

Night, cat Fam. What up? What up, ocho and still ISO. Freako Johnson. It's 4pm Right now. I'm gonna go to work. Get off. 5am I usually listen to y' all while I'm doing my thing at work, but anyways, I got a question for y'.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

All.

[Discord Caller]

Let's say y' all are the Milwaukee Bucks, right? The Pistons come up to you. They say, okay, we got Jalen Dern, and we got Thompson, and the first rounder give us Giannis. Are y' all taking that? Or. Let's say the Timberwolves come to you and they say, we got nas Reid, Jaden McDaniels in the first. Are y'.

[Uncle Joe]

All.

[Discord Caller]

Which one of y' all taking? Or are y' all taking either? You know, are those good trades?

[Uncle Joe]

What a.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I don't think I'm doing that. I'm definitely not doing it if I'm Minnesota. Jayden Daniels, he too good defensively. How, Yanis, How y'? All. Joe, I'm gonna ask you this. How does Giannis and Rudy fit? Rudy? Giannis needs the lane.

[Uncle Joe]

I don't think they gonna fit. They can't fit together. You're gonna have to get rid of Rudy if you bring Giannis in there. But, boy, I really don't know how y' all is gonna be able to play off of. Off another number one. I could, to be honest with y'.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

All.

[Uncle Joe]

I ain't gonna lie to you. I think he'll be a hell of a defender. I don't know if he'll average 30 and 12,

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

But, yeah, man, I sure don't want. During. I ain't got no problem. I don't want to get about Thompson, because I think I. I think. I think right now he's still floor level. I feel I. I don't think he's even close to his ceiling.

[Uncle Joe]

And he do a lot that doesn't show up on the stat sheet. And you ain't got no guy who can do what he do.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

No.

[Uncle Joe]

Like, he's a real Swiss army knife. Can guard, rebound. I mean, in the passing lanes. All he gotta do is find some confidence in that jumper. He'll be all right.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I think that's what he needs to do. Joe. If I'm him, I'm in the gym this summer, him and his brother, and I'm getting up a bunch of. I'm getting up a bunch of shots.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Hey, hey. Defensively, they're outstanding.

[Uncle Joe]

And it ain't even just threes. They got a nice midi jump shot, but they just need to be way more consistent with it. And it's just that just come from reps, you know, Just getting them reps in, bro, on a day to day basis, especially in the summer, you gotta live in the gym. Hell, even for the Thompson kid, now who's in Detroit every day, bro, he should be going there, getting up about 2, 300 shots a day, threes, midis. Because he gonna get them opportunities, bro. Teams believe him. They gonna play off of him. He got to make their ass pay.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

So I definitely. I. Like I said, I mean, it's that third guy. It's the, it's. It's the. It's the McDaniels, it's the Thompson. That makes me leery of the trade. Hell, if you. Hey, if you want a door, Darren and somebody else, okay, fine.

[Uncle Joe]

They gonna put that Tulsa kid in them. Hey, hey, hey, hey. I like that McDaniels and Nas Reed. But I'm like you. Minnesota ain't doing that. You ain't gonna have Rudy and Giannis. Two nine shooters.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

No, the second one. Let's take a listen.

[Discord Caller]

Ocho, Joe, I need y' all to help me find two suspects. They go by the name of Paul George and Joel Embiid. They gotta be locked up for the performance. They had this whole series. Joel Embiid, he gotta go. It's kind of like the situation with your girl. Like, if your thing wanna work sometimes, and sometimes it don't, she gonna get impatient and she gonna move on. You can't tell her to trust the process too long.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Paul George,

[Discord Caller]

ain't no more nicknames for him. Like, he just. He just a guy named Paul. He's just a guy now. I mean, he walked in the car and put on a shiesty mask after he signed the contract. We just got a lot to figure out, and. And it's over. It's.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I mean, PG wasn't that. He wasn't that bad this series, huh?

[Uncle Joe]

Well, for the money he making, Ojo.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Oh, for the money making. Okay, I understand what you mean.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

See, that's the problem was. And they got two more years with this.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

And the pro. And see, the Clippers was willing to go to three years. He wanted that fourth year. And Philly was the only one that would give him the fourth year.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Right.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

The problem is, you know what, Joe? If he'd have just stayed PG13, he'd have been fine. But he signed his ass up at that Dios. And he talking about his name was

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Playoff P. Oh, so he gave himself the nickname.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yes. Ain't nobody ever caught Joe. Ain't nobody ever called that man Play ip. Now, he had an unbelievable. When he was in Indy, he gave. He gave the heat fit. But ain't nobody say no Play rp. He did, and he got him and say, hey, man, y' all know how Play IP work? Oh, that's news to me.

[Uncle Joe]

Hey, he has some bright spots. Yeah, Playoff series, him and b.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Hey, Joe, 50 mil a year. They can't be spots.

[Uncle Joe]

That's what I'm saying. That's why I say, man, they got to get to the drawing board. They got to figure out what they gonna do. Uncle Ocho, do you come back with the same team and think. And. And be naive enough to think, damn, we gonna be better next year? Hey, I don't know if you do that I think you gotta make a blockbuster move some way somehow. I just think you gotta do something, bro.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yeah. I was wrong because in the pandemic, I called a man playoff PE P

[Martha Stewart]

E E.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

And then he had the situation. What happened in the bubble. Yeah. And then, you know, people like, oh, come on, bro. Yeah, and. And people like, we take mental illness serious.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Right.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

But you ain't mentioned none of that when you guys were winning and then when you lose it and it, it just, you know, any blame. Like Doc, you know, Doc was having me running all these pin downs and all this. It just came with all these excuses. And look, he done got. He done got older now. He's not the same. The injuries are starting to mount up. Remember Joe, he had the shoulder surgery on both shoulders. He dealt with some. He dealt with some knee injuries and it just.

[Uncle Joe]

This had a few unfortunates, bro.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

It is. But if you go back and look at him, Joe, even after he broke his. After he broke his leg, Joe, he was phenomenal. I didn't know he. I didn't know he can get back to that because that was a gruesome injury. And if you look at, if you look at the way he. Man, he was a man. He was what he was like in the MVP discussion.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Still got a silky smooth jumper. He was. Hey, he could play both ends of the court. He could defend at a high level. He could score the basketball. Oh, he was awesome.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

And I just, I. I just don't. I just, I just don't know if he'll. I don't know if he'll ever be what he once was. He's 37. Not Joe now.

[Uncle Joe]

Hey, you know what? You don't, you don't get better as you age now.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Nah.

[Uncle Joe]

So I think Philly, they really gotta look themselves in the mirror and figure out what they gonna do this summer.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yeah. He's 36. Who would be 37. Okay. He just turned 36, so. Okay, he 36. Just turned 36. They got a lot of bloated contracts, Joe. They got two more years at Paul George. At about 50. They got three years of Joel Embiid 192. That's the 8:12. That's 64 million. You got 64 million in. In the next three years within bead.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Uncle Joe]

That's the soul searching on.

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[Uncle Joe]

So good.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

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[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

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[ISO Joe Johnson]

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[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Here's our last one. Let's take a listen.

[Discord Caller]

Yo, oh, show Joe. Nightcap found. That's what y' all boys heavy, yo. Nightcap is phenomenal. Love the show, man. It's a big part of the culture. It's like, you know, waking up in the morning and seeing first take or seeing these other morning shows, sports morning shows, right? And, you know, after you have a nightcap with a nice young lady, you know, y' all sipping on the portiere and what have you, and you wake up and you might need a little morning joke. You know what I'm saying? Nightcap for the night and, you know, morning joke. I'm just throwing that out there. Shout out nightcap.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Okay. Yeah, okay.

[Uncle Joe]

Hey, man.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Ah, dang, Joe.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, Joe, you done finished the bottle, boy.

[Uncle Joe]

My cat. My court fell in there, but it's so good. It's okay. It's still Joe.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

The car fell down. I gotta get you a new one, then.

[Uncle Joe]

Nah. What do you mean? I still drink that. What do you mean?

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I said I gotta get you one. I'm gonna replace that one.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, man, don't worry about it. Hey, it's.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

It's.

[Uncle Joe]

It's. It's doing what it's supposed to do. Huh? Hey, hey, hey. Me and baby went and done some yoga today, and then we came home and done a little yoga, you know.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Okay. Now look at Joe. You got your supply. The planes hit different. Joe, the place hit devil with that yoga.

[Uncle Joe]

Picking up what you putting down by now.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yeah, yeah, man. Get the roast marks. That dawn dog hit different. That down dog hit different.

[Uncle Joe]

Hello, Hello.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Just say it. Just say it.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, yeah. I'm locked in over here, twin guy.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I got you. I hear you.

[Uncle Joe]

I hear you.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I'm. I'm. I'm a. You a morning person, Ocho?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Absolutely. You know, Joe. Uncle. I get up. I get up six every morning.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I'm talking about when you get up to my. Get up.

[Uncle Joe]

Get up. Hello.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Get. Hold up.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, listen. Hey, boy, I'm round the clock, boy. Huh? You hear me? Because ain't no ain't no telling when somebody need my services, huh? Hey, I'm. I'm on call 24 7. Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Hey,

[Uncle Joe]

yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Do not feed animal in the morning. Feed me long.

[Uncle Joe]

Hey,

[ISO Joe Johnson]

hey, that. Hey, that's the old me, man. That's the old me, boy. You know? Yeah, that's the old me, the new me, you know? You know, and set it down, man.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Oh, you to settle down.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you know, I, I. I can't. I can't move like I used to, boy.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yeah, yeah. I'm saying, though. But I'm just saying, I mean, you know, hey, sometime in the morning, that's what they, that's what they need.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Uncle Joe]

Hey, hey. And it ain't got to be long. Real look quick.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Oh, Bing, bing.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

That's it.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Hey, hey.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

You might not get a bing, bing. You might get a bing. Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Hey, hey, that's dip. That morning different.

[Uncle Joe]

You're going 45 in the morning, huh?

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I got that be hard on me. Oh, you got that old beer. I ain't going nowhere. We go to the bathroom? No, I'm good right here. I put that baby arm on the bed. It's over, Joe. If prescribed new sexual health patients get 15 off your first order of roast marks on a reoccurring plan. Connect with a provider at Ro Co Nightcap to find out if prescription roast barks are right for you. Yeah, man. Yeah,

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Y' all be good at the game tomorrow. Oo. Huh? The game?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

You going?

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yeah, I got to go. Oo.

[Uncle Joe]

You do.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Hey, boy, that might be the last time I get a chance to see Go James in a Laker uniform. You never know. Oo.

[Uncle Joe]

They don't like support too, boy. Go see him, man. Don't go check them out.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, you're gonna be feeling real bad tomorrow.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Don't say the dojo.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I'm. I'm just saying.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I mean, I know a goat can give me one of those. Virtuoso. Just go out with a virtuoso, okay?

[Uncle Joe]

Hey, we need, we need. We need the Lakers to get a game, man. We need more basketball, bro.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

We do. We do. We do. Trenton Smith. Deuce Nixon. Foe. Sweet. They did. Man, that feeling y' all feeling, y' all wasn't what the elephant left on the showground.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Damn.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I thought y' all gonna do more. I thought y' all gonna do better than this, man.

[Uncle Joe]

Come on, man. Come on, man. They seem a little too fast for the nick. If y' all really want me to tell you like, they look like they were playing a whole nother gear, bro.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Oh, man, they. They make sure they like, hey, we go back to New York.

[Uncle Joe]

We going.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

We. Hey, this thing over? We going to get rest.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Hey, Mike Brown, we off tomorrow. Yeah, I know you ain't said that, but we are. We off the bar. Hey, guys. See y' all Tuesday. As a matter of fact, if. If. If the. If. Well, no. Hey, I see y' all guys Wednesday. Enjoy two days off.

[Uncle Joe]

Hey. And then Brunson telling Josh Hart, hey, yeah, yeah, we're gonna shoot this next episode. We shooting this tomorrow.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yeah.

[Uncle Joe]

On the pod

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

JDub, Akron. My mother, Ava, left the earth a few years ago. What I wouldn't give to have her slap me upside the head one more time. Happy Mother's Day to her, my wife, Stephanie, and all the. And all the mothers that are watching. Yeah, man, those. My grandmother. My grandmother's birthday is the 12th. Not just for me, you know, she didn't want anything, but we got it anyway. We got it anyway. So she go get a piece. And it was simple, you know, Watch. I bought a watch that had the big numbers on it. It glow in the dark. And the band, you know, your crystal flicks, you know, the bad Joe, you twist the band. Yeah, man, my grandma love that watch. Told my sister, when y' all put me in the ground, y' all make sure I got my watch on. So she gotta watch it. She. So she know what time. Hopefully. Hopefully. It keep on running. It kept running, didn't stop anytime soon. It light up.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

It.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

It light up at the night, so. But, man, she just. I don't know what. It was just like anything I got my grandmother, it was like. It was the Hope diamond.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

You couldn't tell my girl. You couldn't tell my grandpa. Oh, my baby bought me this. I bought a cross with that had diamonds down the middle of it.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Gold chain. Are they.

[Uncle Joe]

Cheers.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

They said, go in the ground with your granny. You could tell, like I said, if I bought my grandma something, you could not tell that woman. She thought, boy, you'd have thought, hey, she was queen of. Queen of England. And I went to the drugstore and got that watch. I think I paid like 17 for the watch, but you couldn't tell my grandma nothing.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

So all the mothers, they. They value stuff different, no matter how much it costs.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yeah, my grandma ain't know nothing about no cost or nothing. I mean, when you've been getting cheap stuff all your life.

[Uncle Joe]

Yep.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

It's just the fact that somebody thought enough of them to get them something. So Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out there, even the mothers that aren't mothers, that take on that role.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

To all the pet mothers. Happy Mother's Day to you, absolutely almighty James. And put it back. Put it on his back in the fourth. Do you guys think Wembley will play game five? I do.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I don't think I. I think. I don't think Wimby is going to be suspended for. He got a flavor, too. He got thrown out of the ball game. It impacted the ball game. I don't think they're going to impact it anymore by having him miss another game. I think he gets fined, I don't know, whatever the fine is. Joe, what's the fine for an ejection? 30,000. 25.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

It's a first offense, though, too, now.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, it's probably about. Probably about three grand, something like that. 2500. 3000, something like that.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

2000. $2000.

[Uncle Joe]

What, injection? Yeah. Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Damn.

[Uncle Joe]

That ain't nothing here.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I know. Elvin Joyce. Hey, ISO, I rock with you, but you can't tell that tall holding hands that high up. Ocho going to tear your midsection up.

[Uncle Joe]

In what, boxing? Yeah, My cage. I got a big cage. My cake.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

He can't get in here.

[Uncle Joe]

Listen, the man, he got to take one or two here. One of them gonna put him away.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

That ain't the way it worked, Joe.

[Uncle Joe]

It is the way it works.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

This ain't Mike Tyson punch out. It's real life, Joe.

[Uncle Joe]

And listen, these things. Hey, listen, they so quick, O2, you think you're gonna get up in here?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I ain't worried about how quick you are, Joe. It don't matter how quick you are, Joe. That don't matter. Okay, I'm gonna go upside your head. Cause you won't pay my goddamn money, boy.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I'm gonna show you the definition to get it in blood. You hear me?

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah. We owe each other a phase, so I think it works out fine.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Oh, Joe. Joe. Got some good news, Jamal. The singer. I popped the row on baby number four. After telling the Lord. I ain't want no more. Happy Mother's Day to my wife. Tierra. I keep telling you, bro, that thing stand up.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, Spark special, now you got. You got to be more careful.

[Uncle Joe]

Hello.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Hey. Right back to back. Be like Usain Boat.

[Uncle Joe]

Hey, hey. If she look at you wrong, boy. Hey. Yeah. What's that? Yeah. What'd you say?

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Oh, what you said?

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yeah, baby, you'll take the. Oh, you try to oh, you want to get naked? No, I say take the trash out. Oh, I thought you. Hey, I thought you said. I thought you said get naked. My bad. I misunderstood you. I misunderstood you. I thought you said you wanted me to take. Take you out to this. Okay, okay, my bad. My bad. I misspoke. Misspoke. D Read HT stand for H Town. KD messed up my team. Which stars be with the their current team next year? KD Giannis, LeBron, Kawhi Ja or Jalen Brown? Which stars won't be with their current team next season?

[Uncle Joe]

I think we can almost. We can pencil Jai in. I think he gone if I'm just keeping it real. I think jock on for sure. All those other guys.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Maybe 50.

[Uncle Joe]

50 you say Giannis? He didn't say. Yanis did.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I think Jayla. I don't think Jayla's going anywhere.

[Uncle Joe]

I think they tripping on that. They tripping. Why would you break JT and JB up? All the success that they've had together. Right.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Thank you.

[Uncle Joe]

Unfortunate situation. I wouldn't break that up.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

If you trade Kawhi, what do you. What do you have in that new two billion dollar building that you just built?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

You got it.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

If you train Kawhi, he the only star you got.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah. Yeah, man. I mean, damn. How many games he gonna give us

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

what he been giving you to get it. We give you since he been there. You know that. You knew that when you got it.

[Uncle Joe]

Nah. Well, that. That time that didn't ran his course. I mean, hey, maybe trying to start over while he's still. Why he's still kicking. He got some fight in him. You probably. He still get some good value to. To a team.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I don't know why you expect anything different. You dating a girl. She only gave you. She only give it to you once or once a week or twice a month. And then you get married. And then you talking about why you don't give it to me. What? What you thought she already said the parameter. She already said way how she was gonna move. Yeah, before y' all got married. The quickest. I'll tell you what, guys. The quickest way to destroy a woman's sex drive. Wedding cake. She take one bite over this over Jojo and Joe.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, statistically speaking, I heard that's true.

[Uncle Joe]

Wedding. Wedding cake.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

The. The quickest way to destroy a woman's sex drive. Let her buy the wedding cake her own. Good night, Irene.

[Uncle Joe]

Damn.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Sorry, guys. So think long and hard. Ocho, I think you up. Well, we all get married Next year this time. So.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Yeah. We having a triple wedding, right? Remember?

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yeah.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, you got your partner, right?

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

You, you know, Shay later to cut. I'm ready to do it. Shay in the cut.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Uncle Joe]

So you still going strong over there? You good?

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Who?

[Uncle Joe]

You.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

You goddamn right, boy.

[Uncle Joe]

Okay, you know.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, listen, I don't fold under pressure, okay?

[Uncle Joe]

I know how you get sometimes now,

[ISO Joe Johnson]

you know, I. I get.

[Uncle Joe]

Ah. You change them like your draws, partner.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, listen, I change it like my draws when I see something. Right?

[Uncle Joe]

Okay. Okay.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I see it. They got one sign. That's all. One sign.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Okay.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

That's what type of time we on. Okay, bet. Oh, you want to be funny? Oh, we gonna make it a comedy show, Joe. I don't play. Joe, baby. I hit the exit ramp quick, boy.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Better turn the whole thing over. Oh, try to get off the exit ramp. Can you wish my son's mom, Jade, a happy Mother's Day? We co parent. And she be making my eye twitch with that issue that comes out of her mouth. But still an amazing mother to our son and deserves her flower. Absolutely, Jade. Happy Mother's Day. Your co parent says, you know, sometimes you go to his nerve. But he cannot deny one thing. You are incredible, mom. And today you should be celebrated. So whatever differences you may or may not have with your co parent, he says, you know what? Jade is the unbelievable mom. And that we can't deny. So, Jade from the Nightcap family, Ocho and ISO. Happy Mother's Day.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Happy Mother's Day.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Lashard says, Shannon, I'm growing boat trying to keep up with them you and them T shirts. Hey, that would I be getting nobody. I want no watch. I want a juror on the neck. Like just a T shirt from Nightcap.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, that one.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I'm talking simple. I'm simple. I don't.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I don't.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Ain't no fans like Ocho be wanting all that. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

All I wear is soccer. Soccer jerseys. What you talking about?

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

And Gucci and ballistic soccer Jordans be costing a lot of money.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Nah, nah, nah, nah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

These.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

These vintage, man.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

He's No, I know these 20. I think. I think, like, 22. Michelle. Like, I'm not ordering any more shirts. I'm not ordering any more shirts. How you gonna tell me you're not gonna order no shirt? Order the shirts. R I P E Forever. There you go. Ocho. Love you, brother. But that cough has been working on for a month now. You sounded like Doc Rivers. That who that cough.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I told him I ain't even I ain't cough. I ain't called the past three episodes. What are you talking about, yo?

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yeah, you did when he talked about

[ISO Joe Johnson]

my voice is raspy. Might get some goddamn cigars. Boy, I had about four of them things today. Hey, uncle, y' all missed some good games today, man.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

What games?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Soccer. What you mean? Arsenal play.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I'm gonna catch you at. I'm gonna catch you at the World Cup.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, Real Madrid. Real Madrid got embarrassed.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, they really did.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

PSG win.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

PSG don't play to to the final. It ain't up yet.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Who they play? Arsenal.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, they play Arsenal in the final.

[Uncle Joe]

Okay.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Damn.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Shot a 69. 74. Shannon, I've been watching you since I was in middle school. I'm 25 now.

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[Uncle Joe]

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[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

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[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

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[ISO Joe Johnson]

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[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

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[ISO Joe Johnson]

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[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Hashtag lego. Hashtag Shafar Fraud. I guess. Shea Fraud. Okay, Shea Fraud. Hashtag Go Calves. Ocho. Why you always got them little ass shades on Outside? Oh, inside. Excuse me. He Said, ocho, why you got mould shades on inside?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Well, I mean, I had shades on all the time. You're not used to it yet.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

You say, why you got them? You say, they little, though.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

How they little? Man, I got a little ass head.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

You got a little milk bill, a little pee.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah, a little head.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah. Hey, I'm gonna swell it up.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Put that on the screen, huh? This turtle water. Who put that?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Good luck with that. I'm blocking everything, Joe. And Joe, I'm sitting in the pocket. I ain't even backing up.

[Martha Stewart]

What?

[Uncle Joe]

Please.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I'm just telling you now, right in the parking.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

You down.

[Uncle Joe]

I'm walking you down.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

You ain't gonna have to walk. Cause I ain't moving.

[Uncle Joe]

What do you mean? Yes, you are.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

You ain't gonna stand. No, no, no, no.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Trust me. I'm not moving.

[Uncle Joe]

Okay. All right,

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

spot him. Said Timberwolves need to pick up Bo Bo. They'll be dangerous, man. I think. Was he in the G League? Nah.

[Uncle Joe]

That man overseas, playing somewhere? Yeah, I seen. I seen a few clips of him, probably about a week or so overseas, but I'm like, damn. You know, it's crazy because it's like, bro, how he, like, it's got to be something.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Oo, yeah, he in the Philippines, Joe.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, I'm like, how he ain't like. I. Damn, I thought the man had some talent.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I mean. Cause he seemed like when he get in there. But you know what, Joe? It's like, when he get in there and, like, mop up, he be going to work. But when they play in major minutes and it matters, it's like you don't show up. I don't know. I mean, the guy. The guy can shoot three seven, two can shoot three. He can handle the ball.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

So you saying he win me.

[Uncle Joe]

It feels like he fit in with the check and Wimby conversation. Meaning he can be in there with him. But, yeah, same block shots and all that. Like, him, for whatever reason, bro, he don't get the opportunity. I think he got the opportunity. I don't know what it is, but, you know, it's like, you'll see him play one game, then they'll sit him for 15 straight games.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yep, you're right. Lazy lead, 34. Unc, do you think there's a situation where the Patriots trade for AJ and bring Diggs back on a lesser contract? No, I don't think so either.

[Uncle Joe]

Ain't nobody messing with Diggs.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I say he end up in either. Either. Either the Commanders or the Ravens.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I Don't think. I don't think the Patriots will bring it back. I think that's what Ocho is saying. I'm not Ocho. I don't think Ocho is saying that he's not going to be in the league next year, but he just don't see a scenario. Him being with New England. He's not going to think AJ Even though look, what's going on with Mike Brable is going on with Mike Brable. I still think he's in play. I read today that they're having. That hurts is having a throw in. I don't know if it's in Houston, if it's Miami. And the receivers, all the receivers showed up. AJ did not so deduce from that. Whatever you like PR coffee says who's worse for Laylee or Aiden?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey, that's messed up for lately.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

The left. The right guard from the Ravens or deandre Ayton.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, boy, I hear you talking about that right guard for the Ravens.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Oh, yeah, man, that joke was so good and terrible. It's a situation Joe. Which is heavier, ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, they both wear a ton.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

They the same. Oh, yeah. He with the Giants. I don't know what harbor thinking. Oh, I don't have no idea what Harbor I think. I don't know. Lord have mercy. Can you imagine him and what's the. What's the tackle they got from Alabama? Can you imagine them on the same side? He was the number seven pick in the draft. Oh, big boy was no fellati. I don't know where he went. I don't know. He was drafted. He should have been drafted to the military, but then he give up your position, so. Nah. Keep his ass out of the military.

[Uncle Joe]

You gotta chill. You gotta chill.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

No, no, no, no, no. The other one from Alabama, they drafted the Alabama tackle like three, four years ago. He bad. They tried him. He drafted me right tackle. They tried him at left tackle. He just. O', Neill, Evan, Neil.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh,

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

yeah. Uncultured underscore. J. Ocho talking big while he. He's still short about 6k out here with that Crayola box drip. What's going on?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Crayola box drip.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Show what you want, who you owe.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Shoot, nobody. He hold on.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Hey.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

He's so uncultured. He talk about Crayola box strip. Do you see what that says, son?

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Huh?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Huh? Do you see what it that says? Brazil. Huh?

[Uncle Joe]

Let him know.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

So uncultured.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Talk about Crayola box strip.

[Uncle Joe]

Let him know, bro.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

He's so unseasoned Crayola box strip.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Oh, y', all, we're going to talk about Nightcap on here. How do I get laportier in Ireland? ISO. Are you going to be staying on this year during the NFL season? Well, we're trying to get. It's not as easy as you think to try to get, you know, but we're trying. It works. I mean, we do have. My. Our partner is from overseas, so it's definitely going to help because they'll know all the parameters and all the inner workings and the things that you got to do. So that's our goal, is to get it in Europe. Ocho, we gonna talk World cup on Nightcap.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

We got.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

We had that thing. We got that thing. And if you want to hear more extensive talk about soccer, y' all know, you can follow my other podcast, the Late Run with my homeboy Raheemovich. So we definitely. We definitely. Because I'm gonna be going to the games. You know what we got. We got about another, what, three weeks?

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I think they start after the NBA season.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Oh, yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

So about a month.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Y' all gonna tap me in on the football season. We gonna get it right.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Oh, have mercy. Oh. Oh. Bad. That's Joker, boy. The Cowboys win, man. You know Joe gonna be on one, man.

[Uncle Joe]

Hey, hey, Ocho. Ocho. We don't play all this year. Do we play out this year?

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I would hope the schedules come out on. The schedules come out on Thursday. Thursday we know the opponents.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

You better hope we all don't play us.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I think. I think. I think we play Cincinnati.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Who is we?

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

The Bron. The Broncos.

[Uncle Joe]

We for sure play. Y' all don't.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Cowboys open the season against Ravens overseas. But they play overseas, that's all. Game in Brazil. Yeah, the Cowboys play the Ravens in Brazil.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Okay.

[Uncle Joe]

I can see us, papa, y'. All.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Damn.

[Uncle Joe]

Game one. Okay.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

So you think y' all gonna start the season 1 0?

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Okay.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

It's not the open. It's like game two or three. Ocho.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Okay.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yeah. October 27th.

[Uncle Joe]

What we doing, huh?

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Damn, Joe, what happened? It ain't even. Although this man want to bet we got June, July, August. We. We got four months, and this man still want to put place to bed.

[Uncle Joe]

I feel good. I feel good, baby boy.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Hey, the. Hey, you know what you call the. The NFL had to promise Jerry something for him to give up a game. For him to give up a game.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Lord, have mercy. That's all right. Your day coming up. Okay, Joe? We're gonna have a little something. We definitely gonna have a little something, though.

[Uncle Joe]

Me and you got a different rapport. You know what I mean? Yeah. You feel what I'm saying? Me and you got a real understanding.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

You'll trust Ocho, huh?

[Uncle Joe]

Hell, no.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Trust me. Trust. Hey, hold on. Trust me with what, Joe?

[Uncle Joe]

I was talking to uncle about something. My bad.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I know what you talking about, Joe.

[Uncle Joe]

Nah, I was just. Me and uncle was having. We was having.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

That's there. That's your best bet. Keep it between y', all,

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

okay? Dave Embiid brought his body from Shark Tank.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, man. Come on, bro. You got.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

The bad kill zone, said Ocho. Keep that same energy if the Knicks have to play OKC in the finals, right?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. This is between Uncle Joe and the team. They pick each series, okay? I'm a Miami Heat fan.

[Uncle Joe]

He copping his plea on. Look, there you go.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

So what. What fan am I? Who. Who's my team? Who's my guy?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I root for your fan. Yeah, Them sorry ass Lakers. Okay,

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Daddy's sorry.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Y' all gonna be home tomorrow. Don't worry about it.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, don't worry. He going to the barrier site.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Go. Go, Jay. Go. Turn back to half the time. Just one time.

[Uncle Joe]

I hope he do. I ain't gonna lie, boy.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

And one time.

[Uncle Joe]

Give us a game. Give us another game, bro.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

That's all we need. Just one more. Just one more. Gregory Grogan said if ATL do stay at 8 or move up to 4 or 5, what do you think they. What do you think about AJ and Trey as a backcourt?

[Uncle Joe]

What do I think about AJ and Trey?

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yep. AJ debonza and Trey Young in the backcourt for Washington.

[Uncle Joe]

I think it's. Man, listen, because Trey is so. He is so elite at playmaking. I mean, he's probably led the NBA in assists I don't know how many times. But he's a great point guard who make guys around him better. And who better to have on your team than a young phenom and AJ And Anthony Davis? Hopefully he can stay healthy. And him coming out having something to prove, man, they could. They could surprise. They can make a big jump next year, man, if they really serious about this thing. You know what I'm talking about?

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I agree.

[Uncle Joe]

But you, Jay, hey, you gotta come. You gotta come into camping shape. You gotta come with your mind, right? And you know you're gonna have a long six to eight months let's get to it.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Ah,

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Astro. What's our big three question for you guys? Where would you rank Jalen Hurts among starting quarterbacks? I personally have him at 7, but curious to see what you guys think. Appreciate you guys, all things being equal and, you know, I know everybody. Once you get the ring and that's the end, all be all. But I don't say that. If you give me a choice, I'm taking for sure. I'm taking Mahomes. I'm taking Josh. I'm taking L.J. lamar, I'm taking. What's your guy? Joe Ocho Burrow. That's four,

[Uncle Joe]

Man. What about that?

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yeah, I mean, it's gonna be real interesting to see after this year where Kayla Williams go, because I think if you. I mean, another year under that system. Ocho, we know guys normally get the second year. They normally take another big jump in that system. And. And Jordan Love. I. You know what? 7 is not a bad place. I think somewhere between. Yeah, I'm not taking. I wouldn't take it even with a subo ring. I'm not taking them over Josh Allen. I'm not taking them over Lamar. I'm not taking them over Joe Burrow. I'm not taking them over Patrick Mahomes. Those four, I know for certain I'm not taking them over.

[Uncle Joe]

And. And we got to see how Jaden Daniels bounce back.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yeah. But it'd be real interesting to see with Dak, Caleb Williams, Jordan Love. Oh, the way Trevor Lawrence played this

[ISO Joe Johnson]

year, he looked good. He looked good this year.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

He looked. In Liam Cohen's system. He looked like the guy that went number one overall and was supposed to go number one overall.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

He looked completely different this year.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yeah, but I. Yeah, I'll say somewhere, I think seven is a good spot, but he's gonna have to. He's gonna. It's gonna be very interesting to see how he looks. Devonte moves to number one. Didn't they take a receiver. Didn't they take a receiver in the first. Oh, yeah, they took a lemon. Yeah, they took. Yeah, they took lemon from usc, Makai. Yeah, but I think they're gonna have to throw the ball. I think they're just gonna have to trust him, let him throw the ball. He believes he can throw it. He's thrown the ball. He showed you in the Super Bowl. Damn. What more the man gotta do. But sometimes, Ocho, you know, when they have a perception of it, what they think you can do,

[ISO Joe Johnson]

it's hard to change it.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

It's hard to change it hard to change it. Even so. Even so. And I think they think that to ask him to go throw the ball 35, 40 times like we do. Some of those other guys, right? They don't feel comfortable enough doing that. Well, hell, if they're not gonna let Saquon run the football, you ain't got no damn choice. And you can't wait till you get behind. Cause they wait till they get behind 10, 14 points and then they try to open the offense up. Open it up.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Hell, you paid it. You paying him like a top flight quarterback. Allow him to be that.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, right.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

They'd be ticking me off who'd be the next special guest? Who would the next special guest be? If I had a vote, it would be the big ticket himself. Can we get a hint? I don't know. Tomorrow gp gary payton, glove stopping by. When they sell Spartan your ISO. The Knicks knock out Atlanta pigeons and they sweep the seven. The 76 foot deep sixes now pay Ocho his money, man.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, he ain't got to pay it. He gonna get dealt with. Don't worry about it.

[Uncle Joe]

I mean, hell, they know damn way.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

John Doe say throughout the playoff series, the Wolves have had the best series to watch.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, no question.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yes,

[Uncle Joe]

this has been the most entertaining series. I mean, especially if you're a guy who really. If you're a fan who really loves buckets, two way guys defending, playing at a high level, this has been. This by far been the best series.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Can you wish me, Mike, a happy birthday? Day one night Kappa here also like to wish my fiance Brooke a happy Mother's day. I appreciate her so much. She makes daily life easier for our family. Absolutely. Happy birthday, bro. Thank you for the support. Thank you for being here for day one. And Brooke, happy Mother's Day.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Happy Mother's Day. Brooke.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

You gotta say you make life easier and say you're an unbelievable mother. So on your day, enjoy. Hopefully you had. You guys went to a nice brunch, you got a nice Mother's day gift, and to a happy life. Thank you guys, both of you. Did you see the who the special guest was for Kevin Hart's roast? No, I did not. Who was the special guest? Oh, it was Cat. So what did Cat say? They cool. They okay. He can't. Oh, can't be Rose to be her. Ah, so now it makes sense why they tried to get me there. They wanted to get me there to just show out on me. Go ahead. Kevin Hart had a roast. Shane Gillis, Netflix, you remember the roast they had A couple years ago with Tom Brady.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

They had something similar for Kevin Hart.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, they trying to get you to come.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yeah. Ah, Dirty rascals. But I'm glad. I'm glad. Obviously, I know Cat a lot better than I know Kev. Met Kev once. He was unbelievable. Invited me to his home. I took a look at his car collection. He's an incredible hard worker. Obviously, what Cat said on the show. Cat, you know, said what he said about a lot of different people, and a lot of people felt a certain type of way. So it is what it is. I mean, like I said, when people come on my platform, I allow them to speak.

[Uncle Joe]

And

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I guess a lot of people weren't. Weren't too happy about that. So I'm glad. I'm glad, but because I always. I like when, you know, we can set aside our differences, especially us. I don't like to see. I don't like to have no. I don't like to have no public discourse, especially with somebody that looked like us. Guys, there's too much money out there. We can get this money. Why. Why are we bickering about what they print money. They run out of their print. You saw that during the pandemic. There's enough. There's. There's enough topics, there's enough sports. There's enough knowledge that everybody has different knowledge and strong in different areas. Why we. Why. Why we got to take shot? Why we got to say ish about one another?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I'm gonna let Joe slide right now because you were just. You was just preaching, so I'm letting him slide.

[Uncle Joe]

What had to do with me, man?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I didn't know. I'm talking about money. I would just think about what you owe me.

[Uncle Joe]

Well, I owe you none.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Okay. Okay. Yeah, okay.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Ocho, I think you might just better chalk that one up to the game.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Just go ahead now. He gonna get chopped up.

[Uncle Joe]

Hey, like they say. Oh, yeah, you might work. I'll try that one to the game. I mean. Yeah, you can't whoop me, so. I mean, like, you know me.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey, hey, Joe, you right. I can't whoop you. I could beat you, though. It's a difference. I'm gonna beat you.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Like I said, man. Like I said. I just. I just. I just hate that because it's us. Like I said. If I saw, you know, the Kelsey's and Rogan going at each other or Amy Poehler and. And call her Daddy podcast going at each other, you know, I'm like, okay, hey, they get a little Tougher. Let's. Let's let us join the freight. They don't do that. It's just us. It's just us. Oh, Joe. And it's. It's a shame.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

And they just sit. They just sit back and what? And even when I went. Went through what I went through. Yeah. I lost the house. But guess what, Ocho? You couldn't take the tools that I used to build a house.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Come on.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Guess what? Build another one.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

That's it.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Stay the course. And now we got Joe.

[Uncle Joe]

He locked in.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Oh, yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Rocket ship.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, period.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Poncho. Poncho. Shout out to the Carolina Hurricanes for going 8. 0 in the Stanley cup playoffs, sweeping the first two rounds. First team to go 80 since they changed the rules in 1985.

[Uncle Joe]

Hey, hold on. They want. Huh? They go 8 nowhere.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

They gave no in the first two rounds of the playoffs. Heading to the stand. So that means they're. They're Eastern Conference team. So they're Eastern Conference finals now.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Carolina Hurricanes.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

If I'm not mistaken, don't Tom Dundon own them? I think the Carolina Hurricanes owner is. Is purchasing. Just purchased the Portland Trailblazer. Didn't he purchase the Portland Trailblazer? Yeah, that's. Yeah. Video VDA Nation. Don't Chad look like an alien with how he looked with those glasses on? Your glasses, man.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I look like a who?

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Alien with them glasses on, man.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Whoever that is. Don't know. Listen, I'm top 10 sexiest dudes in the world. They talk about look like an alien, man. Please. Top 10 Top 10 what? Especially when I ate, like, right now. I look bummy. You know, I got my soccer stuff on. But hey, Joe.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

When I put that on, why yeah, Well, I ain't nothing to play with, boy. I ain't nothing to play with. Alien.

[Uncle Joe]

Yes.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Man child, please.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

J Rock. Ocho, it's been like two or three weeks now and you still coughing, man. Go see that doctor and get that antibody.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I'm confused. I ain't coughing. Oh, show. Why do you put.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

You called yesterday and that voice ain't came back.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

That. That's them cigars, huh? I'm smoking. You know it'll make. It don't make it no easier when you got a cold and you still smoking. But I still be letting them thing fly back to back. Joe, I ain't playing. Hey, I went through eight. I swear.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I promise you.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I went through about four today,

[Uncle Joe]

man.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Why you. Oh, Joe. What is good?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Nah. Hey, I smoked throughout the whole day watching soccer. I start 7:30 in the morning.

[Uncle Joe]

Damn.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

You smoking your house? Hell no. Oh, I'm gonna say, well, I go, I go.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I go on the patio, turn the game on.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Okay.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

No, you know, Saturday and Sunday is premier league. The game start at 7:30, right. The last game at three. And I go to the cigar bar about 5:00', clock, I smoke by two there, come back home, sit in the driveway, smoke another one.

[Uncle Joe]

Hey, hey, Ojo, Cigar bars in Florida, the one you go to, you got to be dressed up when you go.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Nah, Joe, I go in there. Whatever, Joe, whatever. They got something like that. There's, there's one in Doral, Joe. Oh, yeah. Oh, you gotta go, you gotta go in that thing. Nice, Joe.

[Uncle Joe]

Now, I went to a cigar bar with a couple of volleyball dads, bro. Yeah. Here, you gotta wear a sports coat collar, shirt.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yeah, yeah, Eight.

[Uncle Joe]

What is it?

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Eight Cigar bar at the, at where that. The Resorts World.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

He's about, he's about in Vegas, Joe.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Where were you at, Joe?

[Uncle Joe]

I was in Atlanta.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Oh, okay.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

What was, was it in Buckhead?

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, it was. It wasn't far. It wasn't far from my house.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I think I know. What's that one, Joe.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, Joe, is the one where you got to enter through a phone booth?

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, yeah,

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Joe, they turned me away.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, I ain't had the right clothes on.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

When you said that, Joe, I knew exactly what you were talking about.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

They turned me away.

[Uncle Joe]

Hey, Ojo, I went in there, I had like a T shirt on, man. They didn't gave me a sports coat that was hanging up in the back somewhere. Yeah, I'm like, come on, bro, I look out of pocket up in here,

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

but I knew exactly. That's what you said. I said, hold on. It was a Buckhead. And when you said that. Yes, the red phone. The red phone booth to walk in.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, Uncle Joe, they, they turned me away. I didn't want to stay. I just wanted to buy cigars.

[Uncle Joe]

They told me, no, it's nice enough.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, it is.

[Uncle Joe]

It is a nice little vibe, man.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

We had a good. Yeah, they got, they got, they got shave by the porte up in there, Joe.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, yeah, man, we probably gonna go back here soon. We. We got a little group chat with the fellas.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yeah, well, let me know.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hold on now, hold on. We talk about cigars now, you know, Cigar weekend Houston coming up May 20th through the 26th now, huh? Cigar Week in Houston is May 20th through the 26th.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Hold on. What'd you say it was?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

May 20th through the 26th.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I'm just saying. Where did you say it was? Where. Where is it located?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Oh, in Houston.

[Uncle Joe]

What you and I gonna do, man? Why y' all steady playing, bro? Let's go hit H town one time, man.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Them folk want to see y', all, man. I'll be on them Fuentes, Ocho, you know, I'll be on them Fuentes like that.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

What you know about our Turo?

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I just say that's what I be on.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

What you know about our Turo? Okay. Hey, Joe, you want to go out there?

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Come on, man.

[Uncle Joe]

I meet you out there. Oh, what you gonna do, man? Go get on the flight, man.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Hello. How. First of all, how long we going?

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[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I go for it. I go for a day. I do overnight. I get there at a decent time, in the morning at a decent time. And then we stay over, we go to the cigar bar and I gotta come home, fellas.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I. I do. I do a day.

[Uncle Joe]

One good day.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I do a day. I just want to put my boots on.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yeah, hold up. We dressing up. We dressing up. We get like that.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Nah, I mean, we in Houston, though. It's. It's Houston Cigar week, so, you know, I got.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I ain't wearing no boots, man. My knees, man, my knees can't take no boots. My knees can't take no boots. I ain't finna hold you.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Big three. Did you see the ass whipping David Benavidez put on cruiserweight trapping Zuro Zidude?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, we talked about that. We talked about that fight.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yeah, man, he put them things together. He pieced him up with them.

[Uncle Joe]

Paul's on him.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yeah, he did.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

That's exactly what you're gonna look like, Joe.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Who you?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I'm gonna make you quit.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Guys, put yourself in the Thunder manager shoes. How do you handle the future with drafts and these upcoming picks to keep the train moving? Trade them.

[Uncle Joe]

Trade them.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

I trade them and stock. Because, look, they still got picks. I mean, they probably still got 10. First round of 10, eight to 10 first round picks, Joe. And these guys are young, so you. I mean, maybe in two years I start looking at, okay, maybe filter in or out, because I don't know. You know, I think they signed Mitchell, didn't they? I think they signed Mitchell to like a 3, 3 year, 912 million dollar deal. Joe, did they? I think they did.

[Uncle Joe]

It was before the season.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yeah.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, they gotta steal. Cause that boy out there getting money.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

He getting money.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Rick Love says, ah, if I'm la, I'm not gonna give a reeves A max deal. Not only can he not play defense, if you look at closely, he has to work way too hard to create his own shots. Feel like Jeremy Linish. Package him for kd.

[Uncle Joe]

Package reads for kd.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yep.

[Uncle Joe]

Ain't doing that. But I mean, I guess I kind of understand what he's saying. If the max is 275, 250, whatever it is for Reed, you're just gonna be bogged down with him and Luca pillars at some point.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yep. I just don't think with that. That backcourt playing defense, man. And guess what? The west have guards.

[Uncle Joe]

Two way guards.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Guards castle. Cat quick. You look at okc Cat quick. Look at the timberwolves. Cat quick. Murray. Cat quick. Booker. Cat quick I. What we doing here? Let's be real now. Who. Who they gonna cover? Nightcap Fam dog hero Unc Ocho. King ISO Football season is coming early predictions. Who y' all got for the Super Bowl? I'm rocking with the Bears. Bear down. We got the number four in a draft. And for the NBA, Caleb Wilson.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, it's. It's too early. I ain't do. I ain't doing no. No early picks for the super bowl and all that. I'mma wait. I'mma wait till maybe week two, week three. Wait till that go by first.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Oh, cup. Cupcake cruising Mama Ocho. I done start stranded in your city Miss my connecting flight. So Miami airport is home for the night. Oh, you went down to who? You went to see cupcake mama? You dying there, cuz. You know she had just. You recently got divorced. OO and Joe for real. Oo you remember that? How you remember that, Joe?

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

She's still. That might be Stella got a groove back.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

She said it was a. She said it was a connection though.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

She probably went to. Went to Jamaica, huh? Oho. The Bombers.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Okay.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Okay. So you make sure you get back on this chat and let us know tomorrow where you got stuck at. I mean, we know you got stuck in Miami, but where were you connecting from and why did you go down there? You think you sleep?

[Uncle Joe]

Aha.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Women said he didn't care about the inexperience, but he showed his inexperience tonight with the flagrant too. He needs more time to care in a cave with monks.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, he got a little frustrated tonight.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

He did the Joel and B. Need to have a strength in his legs. Seems like someone that just leans on him, he kind of folds up. Is it his hip just fake or is he just faking it? Faking it n with just them knees. Man, his knees are bad. That's a lot of weight, bro.

[Uncle Joe]

And he hit the ground a lot, too.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

He does. He does. Everybody put your thumb up to Ocho's face. Look the same, don't it? Why they owe you tonight, Ocho? Man, y' all better get up off Ocho now. Y' all ain't gonna just keep on going on Ocho.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Nah, let it. Let them enjoy. Let them enjoy. Get it.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Get a little bit. Nah, nah, now they do it too much now.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, how about hold your thumb up? Don't look the same. Hey, I ain't heard. I ain't never heard none of them twelves complain.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Yeah, ojo got the 12 now. Y' all better stop playing with Ocho.

[Uncle Joe]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Kevin hart said I was a dj at diddy party. I wish I knew how to dj. That concludes this episode of Nightcap. We want to thank each and every one of you for joining us. The knicks sweep the 76ers 144 to 114. And we have a series in Minnesota thanks to ant man. 36 points when we got ejected early in the ball game with a flagrant two because he elbowed Nas Reed to the side of the head and he was ejected from the ball game. And the series shifts back to San Antonio, but it's tied 2, 2. We got a ball game.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Oh, yeah.

[Chad Johnson (Ocho Cinco)]

Thank you guys for joining us for another episode. Y' all know who I am. I'm your favorite aunt. There's my partner and co host. That's him. The six time Pro Bowler and the two time all pro from the Cincinnati Bengals. That is Chad Ocho, Cinco Johnson and the seven time NBA all star from the Atlanta Hawks, the Little Rock, Arkansas native that is ISO Joe Johnson. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button and go subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed wherever you get your podcast from. Thank you guys for your support and your continued support because all of this is possible because of you. Those looking to purchase a bottle of Shade by Laportier. Head over to laportiercognac.com if it's currently unavailable in a state or city near you. Remember, it is a premium VSOP Cognac. Drinks like an xo, but it's the best tasting, smoothest VSOP cognac on the market compared against other cognacs. And I'm sure you'll see you'll be able to taste the difference that it is the smoothest, best tasting cognac on the market. Please drink responsibly and stay safe. Wolves beat the Spurs 114 to 109. Ant man again had 36 points. Wemby was ejected for a flagrant two to an elbow to Nas Reed Head and The Knicks ride 25. What did 25? Three pointers 18 in the first half as they blow past the 76ers 144 to 114. Now they sit back and they await the winner of the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Detroit Pistons series. The series Detroit 2, Cavaliers 1. Cavaliers have an opportunity to send this thing back to Detroit Tied two two. Thank you guys again for joining us. I'm Unk, he's Ocho, he's ISO. We'll see you tomorrow night after the Lakers win. Thank you. Bye. Sa.

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