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Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Boy, y' all see all that weight? Cali done lost. God dang. Dj.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
What are you on there, Zimpy?
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Yeah, you on there.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
On that Zim. Huh?
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Hey, don't jinx the raven. All right, it's time for our final segment of the evening. It's time for Q and a. Real Chris Moore shout out to ISO. My birthday is 6:28. A day. Before you, what teammate had the most interesting pre or post game ritual? Did you have any post pre game rituals? That's for you, ISO.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Did I have any post pre game rituals? I didn't, I didn't. I didn't have no post pre game rituals. Any guys that I played with that had some that stood out, none that I can really remember, that was like, you know, worth writing home about, to be honest with you.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
I just did the same thing. Ate the same. Did you eat the same thing pre game or did you change up?
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Well, I always wanted to be light, so I never, I couldn't. Like, I would see guys eat like an hour before the game, sitting in their lockers. I could never be one of them.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Oh, yeah.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
I could never have nothing on my stomach before I played. I always, you know, I always wanted an empty stomach.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Yeah. Yeah, but see you. Matter of fact, I mean, we played at two o', clock, Joe. I would eat my meal. I'm eating it like 10.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Yeah. And you won't eat no more.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
No more until after the game.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Yeah. So if we had a 7 o' clock game, I'm probably eating after. Shoot around. So I'm probably eating about 12:30, 1 o'.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Clock.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
And then I take me a nice little nap and that's a wrap.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Yeah. Yeah. I don't need no need no more after that, after the game. And I'll be starving too.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Me neither. I couldn't have nothing on my stomach. I don't know how guys did that, bro.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
No, I had. I mean, I would get some pasta at night. I get that part. You know, everybody got that. That's that.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Yeah.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
You know, we Gotta have. They gotta have that pasta.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Oh, yeah.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Pasta and ice.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Oh, yeah. Oh, after the game. Now I'm gonna pig out. I'm gonna have me a nice little fat meal after the game.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
What you eating?
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
I'm probably gonna go. I'll probably give me a steak or some. Some good chicken, fish. I'm gonna eat a good meal after.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
You eat fried chicken after the game, Joe?
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
It depends on, you know, when you're on the road, whatever they got up in there, you got, you know, you got to eat. It may not be nothing you want. Like, they may have pizza in there. I'm like, damn, I don't want no damn pizza. But I'm gonna eat me a few. I'm gonna eat me a few slices,
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
but the whole yolk, man. What?
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Cause, hey, you get on that bus and get to that hotel, that stomach go to growling.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Yeah. In college, Ocho, did y' all like what they give y' all after the game? They give y'.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
All.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Cause see, they used to give us chicken boxes after the game. We got a three piece chicken box with a honey bun and. And a Coca Cola.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Ah, nah, nah.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
That's so funny. That's a great question. I really, I really can't remember. Especially. Gotta think. I was only at Oregon State that one year in that 2000 season. But Dennis Erickson, he took care of us. He took care of us. He took care of us. I really can't remember what we had during that time, though.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Yeah, like, man, but no, I. I can, I can do cardio. I can't lift on an empty stomach. I get lightheaded.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Yeah, yeah.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
With cardio, I. Cause I do fastest cardio, I don't eat. You know, I go like 12, 15 hours before I eat my next meal.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
That's the best way to do cardio, though, when you try and lose a little fat. Yeah, yeah. A lot of people don't know that you do that fasted cardio on the empty stomach. Yeah, but that's what used to get their metabolism jumping.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
I ain't gonna tell nobody, but I used to steal guys honey buns out there. I have me three pieces of chicken and 300. And I love them honey buns, man. You know, Joe, man, you know honey buns, $4 now. Yes.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Hey, hey, hey. You know when you get that honey bun, you pop and you bust that pack open a little bit, you throw that thing microwave eight to nine seconds.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Oh, my, my microwave 11. I got the cheap microwave, so I knew you gotta add two seconds.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Okay, boy. But it Wasn't no more than about eight. I ain't about nine, ten seconds. Ojo, I'm talking about that thing come out there.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Perfect.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Oh, boy. Hey, honey buns and Vienna sausages, boy. Old cold Coca Cola. Yeah, boy, that's a meal, though.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Hey, hey, Ocho, when I was playing in Phoenix, I was 22, 23, bro. I'm driving to the game, eating a honey bun. Like, I could eat like that. Because I ain't know no better, you know what I mean? Like, I. I was young. I ain't know no better. Like, man, let me give me a little honey bun before I go in here. As I got older, boy, you can't eat like that no more.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Hey, when I first. My first year in Denver, every meal I ate was fast food. It was either Dairy Queen, McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's. Every meal, 8% body fat. I mean, hey, I'm eating them French toast sticks.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Yes.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Yeah.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Yes.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Hey, I run to the store, I get Wendy's, I get me a bacon double cheeseburger. Bacon, bacon, double cheeseburger with ketchup only. Super size fry. Yeah, super sized coconut frosted.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Yeah,
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
yeah, that's me. Hey, Joe. I would like that my whole career, Joe.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Yeah.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Every. Every morning, you know, every. Every morning. Hotcakes with sausage. We know game day, hotcakes with sausage. Large, large oj. You know, regular days, after practice, you know, I'm going. Going to McDonald's, getting that Big Mac meal or two, cheeseburger meal. Sometimes, if I wanted to eat healthy and feel better about myself, I get the filet o fish. But it was the same routine, Joe. And I swore by it. I swore by it. That was the reason I never got hurt, Joe.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
You could. You couldn't get. You couldn't gain no weight.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
I was so little, Joe, man. I was a little string bean.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
That ain't me, bro. I'm talking about if I look at something wrong, boy, and don't work out.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Oh, yeah, that's.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
That's at least four, five. I wish.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
And you know what? Funny, if I don't lift weights, I look, I get. I look. I look sick, Joe.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Yeah, I'm the same way, Ocho. I gotta have that ump for my muscle. I gotta have that.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Look. Yeah, I want to be, you know, trim it down a little bit. But I gotta have that texture to my muscle that you can only get by pumping iron and eating protein. Yeah, animal protein. I ain't talking about. No, no, no, man. You can get beans, man. I don't want no damn beans. Yeah. Hey, give me some steak, give me
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
some chicken, some turkey.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Give me something like that. Yeah. No. Somebody say, are you talking about a box? No. A single honey bun at a convenience store at $4. That's something.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Damn.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Yeah.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Them things used to be. Them things to be. 25 cents.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Yesterday you get 400. Yeah. And my brother would tell his man said, hey, Mr. Joe Joe. That's the guy we work for, boss. Mr. Joe Joe Tay the rest his soul. Mr. Joe. Mr. Joe, get me 300 bu and three SOLAs. He said, you sure, peewee? Yeah, yeah. Y', all, I don't know what y. What. What fab. What? Uh, uh, convenience store. Y' all going to the. Y' all getting honey buns for a dollar or two dollars, cuz I ain't
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
seen none in the hood.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Yeah, no, but. No, no, you're not. Pull up the price of a honey bun, sun bean or Krispy Kreme. Now. They got no more bootleg. They got no more bootleg honey buns.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Nah, I. I ain't doing no bootleg honey bun.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Hold on, hold on. That what they call them?
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Honey bu.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Where. Let me see. Which ones are they? Because I might. I might have to order me some of them. Man, that made no. Damn. I don't even know who made them.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Hey.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
No, see, I don't like that.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
You don't like me.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
I want them Sunbeam. Give me Sunbeam. Them hot.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Hey, Little Debbie, Little Debbie. Where it's at, Joe?
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
The only thing I want is them zebra cakes. You give me them zebra cakes.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Yeah.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Hold on.
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Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Cheers.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Cheers.
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Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
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Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
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Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Yeah, the bird looks out of your league.
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Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
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Tim (Sports Slice host)
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Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
We do some retirement homes.
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Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Help.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Somebody, please.
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Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Psych.
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Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Hey, Cream.
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Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Yeah, see, I'm have to go on it. I like them zebra cakes, but I. I can't. I can't mess with them zebra cakes because they. Oh, yeah, no, I eat. I just eat too many of them. Yeah.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Oh, you got one. The mean sweet tooth.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Yeah, yeah, I eat by. I eat about five of them in a city, Joe.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
I do. Hey, hey, you know my problem is when we have birthdays, bro. The birthday cake. Good birthday cake, huh? Oh, man, man. Boy. Hey, look, you can't even have it around here. I'm telling you, I'm tying some birthday cake up now.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Roger Goodell bullying these other sports. When it comes to schedule, acting like Mufasa from Lion King, everything the light touches is ours. He lied.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
D say he getting that paper.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Krispy Kreme Honey buns cost between 150 and 350 a unit. Now I need to know what it was. This 150, huh? Yeah, I need to know what it was up it. What the what 50 was the creepy creams. Cause they got. Hold on. Six honey buns or Krispy Kremes. 26, 24. So six. So that means they fold at least four dollar, right?
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Damn.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Yeah, that's what I mess with. I don't mess with them. But the Krispy Kreme or the.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
That's it. That's your donut spot.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
The Honey Buns. Man, I ain't had Krispy Kreme honey.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Hey, hey, hey. Hold on, hold on. I'm a sucker for a good Cinnabon, though. Boy, you give me a good Cinnabon.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Oh, from Cinnabon.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Oh, and that thing soft.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Yeah, but you gotta eat it right there, Joe. You can't. Because if it get hard, the edges get hard. You gotta eat it right? As soon as they give it to you, you gotta eat it.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Or, or, or if you take it home and you put it in the oven for a split second, bro, a couple minutes, I'm talking about. Boy, that thing formed just right.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Hey, I got one for you. I bet y' all don't know about this is gonna let me know how elite you are when it comes to your snack knowledge. Them Texas cinnamon rolls with the, with the purple writing on it. The Texas, the, the big, the big Texas cinnamon rolls.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
I think I know what you're talking about. I think I know you put that
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
big Texas cinnamon roll with it. Got the raisins in it.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
You benign. Ten seconds.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Yeah, I used to like them Debbie Raisin, oatmeal, raisin. Them raisin pies. Y' all remember the one, the old Little Debbie with the razors in them?
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
I went to a place I think they close, but they used to do a 2 pound 3 pound cinnamon roll. Joe. What? That thing was this big. I swear to God, I went to San Antonio just for it.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Hey, hey, what about them little pecan rolls? Y' all eat them little pecan roll them?
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
They. What they call them spins, twists. I know exactly. It was two in a pack, like
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
six or eight of them.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Oh, yeah, I know exactly what I think. It's closed. Is you. Is Lulu's closed? Yeah, it's still open. They still do the 2 pounds cinnamon roll. Two 3 pound cinnamon rolls. Spin wheels. That's what they call, Joe.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Spin wheels.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Yeah. Three pound, Joe. We gotta go try it out.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Damn. What is that?
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
In San Antonio, I think somebody had a. A fire pound one. They tried to top Lulu's, but, man, that thing, Joe, it's like that. And.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
And. Oh, no, it just closed.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
See, Actually just closed. I told you.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
And they got a.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
They had this country fried chicken fried bigger the plate. It be hanging off the plate.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Oh, no. Them country fried steaks. That what you talking about. Yeah, boy, them things five. Yeah,
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
I'm a Cavs. Bengals and Red fans. All of them mofos stress me out. I was back and forth for 30 minutes. Let's go, C. I've seen and heard enough. That chat has decided. ISO is the captain now. Oo, you better. Hey. Oo, you better call win on Friday now.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Ain't nothing. Ain't nothing he can do. Ain't nothing he can do There.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
There's never been a better entertaining person than me. So that look, that little bull job you did, ain't gonna be nothing on what I'm.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Don't hate.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Don't.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Don't hate on it.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
I'm not hating. You just told me there's nothing I could do. There is no better entertainment person, entertaining person when the camera's in front of them than I am. I'm letting you know you done, boy. I'm letting you know right now, boy. You done, boy.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
All right.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Look, for them to spring it on me like that ain't. Ain't send me nothing for me to be prepared.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
You know what, God, boy? God gonna strike you dead sitting there lying to me like that.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Joe, now he. He blessed me with an opportunity. I just showed up and showed out.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Hey, hey. So you just happen to know everything word for word? Out the blue, huh?
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Hey, listen.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Hey.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
I'd rather be prepared for an opportunity than to be unprepared.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
But see, yeah, that just goes to show you how he be listening, how he be paying attention. Ocho. So he did it work?
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I tell you what, it sound good.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Hey, hey, hey.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
When she told you to do the intro yesterday, I was thinking, like, damn, if she would have hit me with that, what I would have done. Yeah, I got the right.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
I got right to work. ISO did that intro how he did Paul Pierce. If you just want me to keep it a hundred
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
facts, facts. Put it down.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Best intro yet. Sorry, UNC and still ISO Triple X Cup Saturday. Said no more Club Shay Shay. Now it's Club ISO and still TS Car wash detail service. Sad about Brandon Clark situation. I'll start Isaiah Stewart over Jalen Duran. It is. I don't know the details. I don't know the young man. It is so sad. Obviously, I think Jason Collins, whether that the one that lost his life with a brain. Brain cancer.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Brain cancer.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Yeah, yeah, he. No, he played here with me. He played here in Atlanta with me. Big J. Big Jason Collins. Good dude, bro. Like anything, Anytime I had a little shindig at the crib. Uncle Ocho, he always showed up, came and hung out. He played cards with us on the plane. Damn. This unfortunate, bro. Super, super cool, dude.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Yeah. So, yeah, I'm sorry. My thoughts and prayers go out to both families and anybody that was impacted by the sagic. An unexpected, tragic passing of both guys. So sorry to hear that. But our thoughts and prayers from the nightcap family go out to Brandon Clark's family and also Jason Collins, his family and friends and loved ones. So.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Yes, sir.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Sheldon Pope, ISO, what do you remember most about your former teammate Jason Collins? Okay, there you go,
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
man. Dog. Big J was super funny, bro. Like I'm telling y', all, we play. He played Blu Ray with us on the plane, and he always would put some BS in the game, you know what I mean? Just as a cool, funny dude. Like I told y', all, anytime we had a Super bowl party or get together over here in my career, bro, he would always come hang out, have a good time. So, you know, he. He was one of. He was one of my favorite teammates, bro. We had a good time. Super, super cool, dude.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Filthy McNastley Wrestling OO vs. ISO. A cage match. Who wins? Love y', all, man, I don't want to do.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
I don't want to do. Okay, man. I want to beat his Face in.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Cause he know I put it.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
I want to beat your face in. I want a box.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
I put it.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
I want a box.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Huh?
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
You put him in the figure 4.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
No, I want a box.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
I put his ass in that submission. That.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
That.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
That full nelson.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Nah, see, hey.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
See, hey, hey.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Like, hey, wrestling scripted. I want. I want to end him.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Huh?
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
I want.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
You want to end it?
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
I want to end him. I want to box. I want to do. I go on the octagon, do mma.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Huh?
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
So I. I want to kick you in your nose.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Okay.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Okay. Yeah, all that, Joe, all that. Over the intro. You hear me? Want it. Hey, Joe, if.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
If he want his ass whooped, I whoop his ass. I ain't got no problem.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
I don't care about the intro. I want my 500, so I'm gonna beat it at you.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Man, damn, that 500.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
You ain't getting that.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Don't worry about it. Hey, hey, hey, Joe. Hey, Joe. Hey, remember, I'm gonna do it like the student did Dragonfly Jones about that money. You hear me,
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Ocho? Another 200.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Oh, oh, so he owe me 700.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
It don't matter how much.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
You ain't gonna pay the man nothing. You hear this and say, here, oh, Joe, this is what I got. Hey, hey. It's like, oh, yo, you know, credit. Y' all know how credit work.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Yeah.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
You might not have. All of you might be able to play 20, 30 cent on the dollar, right? You ain't gonna pay him nothing.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Joe ain't paying Nathaniel.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Hey, he gonna think his name Nathaniel when I'm done with.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Hey, hey, I ain't got nothing for him but the.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Hey, I hope so. Hey, Mad. Hey, you know what I'mma do for him?
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
What?
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
That I'mma knock Joe out and I'mma cut all his hair off so we got a ball head like me.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Damn, Joe, man. You know Joe. Hey, Joe got that freak up in there. So Joe, he particular about his hair.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Hey, I don't care nothing about that.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
You said I got that one in
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
there, that piece of the cream, juice and berries.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
I know you trying. I thought you tried to throw.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
You got that juice and bears in there joke.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Hey, no, no, no. Ain't nothing in here, man. This. Hey, ain't nothing.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Don't nobody care nothing about that Jerry curl.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Yeah. No, no, no, no.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Hey, y' all know.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Hey, hey, I got her like Jesus. Jesus had her like wool. This what this is, man.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
We. I saw it up close and personal. Hey, what would you say?
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
That ain't nothing. But a Brillo pass up in it.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Little bears up in there.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Hello. What y' all think this is? Y' all think this is a piece on my head?
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Ain't no but Ultra Perm.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Hey, that. Hey, that's a Brillo patch.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
One of them units, though. Joe. Oh, Joe, you remember we've been seeing a lot of them units on what's.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Man, this ain't no damn unit, man.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Come on, just.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Right.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Hey, I don't know. You know, in Atlanta, they do them units out there real good.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Yeah.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Hey, hey, listen, one thing I could take. I could take the backhand compliment y' all give me. I appreciate it, okay? I appreciate it. Really a compliment y' all giving. But you're hating on the low. It's okay, man. Thank you. Hey, look, it's okay to tell a man, man. He got some nice hair. It's okay.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Got like four or five gray hairs in his head. Come on, come on. Yeah, come on, now.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Yeah, I know, I know.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Are you using that 57 10, that oriental black?
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
You see my little gray patch? Yeah, that's a real great little patch I got.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
He got a unit.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
They got that same. They got that same unit on Amazon.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Oh, man.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Come on.
Gerard Onno (comedian/podcast host)
What?
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
They got that same unit on Amazon
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
with the great patch and everything.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Hey, Chat. Hey, Chat, Chat. Y' all see how they double teaming, man? Hey, they hating on me on the low. Hey, but I. I appreciate the culture, Joe.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
I used to die. I just let mine grow, you see? I don't let mine grow.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Yeah, mine growing, too. Hell, I ain't. I ain't even hit the little 10 day age of 45 yet, baby.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
I mean, I had people out here thinking I was Pakistani. They say, dang, you damn near 60 with black, jet black hair, like. Yeah, Yeah.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Hell, no.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Hey, hey, hey. Shout out to my Barbara. Mario. Hey, Mario, you see how they do me, bro? Now they think I got dye in my head and all that.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Let me get. Hey, let me get one of the man units.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Boy, he got.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Hey, hold up now.
Tim (Sports Slice host)
He.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
I ain't saying he ain't got him, but, hey, this ain't no doubt. Hey, let me tell you something.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
I don't know what kind of glue he used, but that sticking boy.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Gorilla. He got that gorilla. Hey, boy, y'.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
All. Hey, boy. Y' all throw it off of that boy. Hey.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
With the Patriots going to Seattle to open the season and A.J. brown coming to New England, along with new additions to the offensive line, Romeo Dobbs, do you guys believe the season opener will be more Competitive than the Super Bowl. Oh, hell.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Now how the season open gonna be more competitive? Absolutely not. Teams not even gonna be into their own into their own just yet.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
It'll take you a couple. It'll take you a couple of days. It's gonna take you a couple of weeks to get it.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Yeah.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
To real, real football.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
They don't do anything. They don't play the preseason. Most of your starters ain't gonna play. But maybe five, they might not even play. The hell no. Pistons should call, should call the son up and try to get book and trade J.D. you know what? Hold on. So you want them to trade for Devin Booker and trade Jalen Duran? I don't think. I don't think I'm gonna do that. I don't think so. It's gonna do that.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Nah, they saying. Cause you know Paul Reed giving them great minutes off the bench. They probably rather see Paul Reed here. He got the bulk of the minutes down. But hey, hey, but the Pistons do need another score.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
They do.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
They need another.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
They do.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Damn. Even if they can, even, even if they do come back and get out this series, it's just gonna be tough to. To continue to advance because hell, you ain't got enough scoring, bro. Sam Le Grant defense gotta be on.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Go ahead, Joe. What are you gonna say?
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Finish your thoughts. Saying your defense has to be like the greatest for you to continue to play and move on with, with, with offensive output. Like. Yeah.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
When you. So when you only got really one guy that kind of like can create consistently on his own, it's so hard. And if your defense ever, ever takes a step down because it's so hard for you to get buckets on the other end. And if your defense laps on your end, they just. Because it's a great. Like if Cade it. Like I said, and I agree with you, Joe, I would not have been mad if K shot the ball 35 times.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Hell no. Hey. Damn, all that passing.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
We need buckets. Samuel Le grand said feel handy, help Ruid. That's why he's shooting like he is. Yeah, I think Kyrie works.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Hold on.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
He's working. He worked with Kawhi. He's worked with a lot of guys he worked with.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
He worked with Austin Reeves too. A lot.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Absolutely. Yes.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
That's the a A He's probably one of the main guys in developing Austin Reeves handle the way it is today. I'm sure Austin Reeves will give him a lot of credit. He put a lot of time in with that guy
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Drake Dis Lebron tonight when that UNC response. Drake dis LeBron tonight when that response track dropping. I ain't got nothing to do with me. I still.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Hey. I stay.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
I stay out of. I stay out of grown people beefs. Hey, did y' all hear? HOV Ho said he think it's done gone far enough. Look, the beef go way, way back.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Yeah.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
LL and cool Modi had a beef. Who is that? KRS 1 and Melee.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Mail.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
BDP. So I'm over there. Obviously, we've seen a lot of bees happen. I think Fabulous had a beef with somebody else. Had a beef with somebody, obviously. Tupac and Biggie.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Big. Yeah.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Jay Z, Nas.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Jay Z, Nas, Remy. My Nicky.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Yeah.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Cube with an NWA with no Vaseline.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Yeah.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Can you guys please send birthday wishes to Zorian Green? Zorian, happy birthday. Hopefully you did something great today. You ain't give us a whole lot to work with, bro, but happy birthday.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Happy birthday,
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
man. This is about to be a long off season. I got jumped by 20 Laker fans on Twitter today talking about what you said last night. Don't worry, I gave him hell. Gonna be all right. I don't know. I just, you know, argue that. So where were y' all going before LeBron got there? That's all we talking about. That's what we talking about. You say y' all ain't no good. I mean, look, they ain't no good with the Lakers, but y' all saw what y' all record was before LeBron got there. Nobody was looking for y'. All. Yeah, you the Lakers just like the Giants or the Giants and the Cowboys or the Cowboys, but come on. Yeah, the Knicks are the Knicks some brands. Yes, you are brand, just like the Celtics. But Celtic was on hard time before they got JT and JB back there.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Yes, sir.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Y' all know it. Brandon Jordan comedy. You can read all the stats you want. Kobe is the goat. Okay, that's fine. But you can say Kobe the goat without trying to dump on LeBron. That's fine. Joe, you want to say Jordan the goat. Fine. You want to say Bird, Magic, Kareem, that's fine. But the problem is that y' all go out of your way when Kobe did what he was doing with Kobe. Ain't nobody say Jordan would have scored 80 with. Jordan would have scored 90 when Kobe had 60. Ain't nobody say Jordan would score 70. LeBron give you a 50 point triple dub double. He.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
He's that path
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
it'd be on. It's an ongoing conversation. It'll be an ongoing debate.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Yeah,
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
yeah.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Go ahead, JoJo. What are you saying?
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
I was gonna say it's gonna be. It's a back and forth that, hey, it's damn near like politics when it comes to them.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
I can agree, Ocho, you might say Jerry, you might say Randy. I can say Jerry to go. But by saying Jerry to go, that doesn't take away anything that Randy or to has done. Okay, ready to go. People say Randy's to go. He got the malls and to great run after the catch. That don't take away anything Jerry's done. That doesn't take anything Randy's done. And what those other two guys did doesn't take away anything from to. Right. But what y' all try to do, y' all try to minimize what LeBron has done. Because when you he win, y' all y' all talking about, hell, he lost it. Everybody else. You say Magic Johnson won five titles. They don't bring up Magic losses. They don't bring up Kobe losses. They only break. They don't bring up LeBron's win. They just talk about he got six final losses. Yeah, get a man. It's okay. You want to say Kobe's to go, fine. You want to. I can. I can debate that with you. You say Jordan's to go. I can debate that. Magic, Kareem Bird, Elijah1, Duncan, Shaq, whomever. We can have a healthy discussion without trying to just be dismissive of the other guy. Oh, you already tore knee bowling. So Ocho basketball game could be the better next to go to the hospital. Hey,
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
landslide.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Oh, you were wrong last night. After Kobe retired. Lakers Ted Master televised game ESPN TNT 23 times in 16. 35 times at 18. MJ was 6. 6 and 5 is better than 4. 4 in less years. If all you talking about is championships. Well, if that's the case, Why isn't Havlicek. He didn't lose any finals. He won eight in the same amount of years. Why isn't it Russell? He won 11 in less years. Same MVPs five. They didn't have the Finals MVP because the Finals MVP didn't come into effect until 1969. And in 1969, Jerry west won the Finals MVP on a losing squad. That's the only time that has ever happened in basketball. It's happened in football once. Chuck Howley from the Cowboys, he won the Super Bowl MVP on a losing squad. They lost 1613 to the Indianapolis Colts. So if you just talking championship, what about the guy that's won a bunch of championships. I'm looking at totality. I'm looking at points scored. I'm looking at all Star game. I'm looking at all NBA selections, Finals MVP, regular season MVPs, leading it to leading his team in point. Leading a team in six. There's a lot that goes into it. So we just taking championships. Well, all the Celsius should be on the top. Top 10. Sam Jones, Casey Jones, Havlicek, Russell. Like you say, Joe Ocho. We're gonna be having this debate forever.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Yeah.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
LeBron is going outside MJ forever. Quick one question. Y' all think LeBron look worse than what y' all say? LeBron look worse than what Jordan did in. In. In Washington? Are we really having this discussion? I mean, seriously. Come on now. Let's be real. Are y' all saying right now LeBron James look worse his last two years in LA then Jordan looked in Washington? They ain't saying that. What he just said.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Nah, I'm gonna help him out now. He ain't saying that.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Hey, hey, guys. You haven't thought about having Lil Wayne make a theme song for Nightcap like he did for Undisputed or any other singer, rapper? No, we hadn't thought about it. We caused. But it costs money for that, bro.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Oh, yeah.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Fox had to pay for that. We ain't got no money for that. I just come in and do the intro of Joe can do the intro. We'll alternate. If y' all want us to alternate, we'll alternate doing the intro.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Matter of fact, you know, I'd be in the studio. I can make a song.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Yeah. Hey, trust me. Do you hear Club Shay Shay Nipy Hustle. I didn't pay for that every year. Yeah, I got a re up. Yeah. Hey, y', all, man, un. All the ads. Every time they come out with a graphic, man. The Graphic team on the historical run, Y' all need a raise. Well, how the hell they gonna get a raise? Man up, man. Hey, hey, hey. Gravity boy. Y' all on a run. Y' all need a raid. Oh, y'. All. Hey, I don't know whoever the Graphic team is, but damn. The hell you. How the hell you think I. I'm gonna get up that raid if we ain't got no advertising dollars coming in?
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Oh, oh.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
I mean, go. Go to the thing. Oh, go to the. Go to the cop. Go to the other one they just put up. Go down before they say the team. Nightcap team. Graphic Team need a race. Go. How many comments?
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Hey, hey, I already know. I already know it yeah, you ain't gotta go far neither.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Hold on, let me see. Gravity team on a generational run. I'm loving these. Like with. Man, y' all need a raid. Yeah,
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
but they put that pressure on.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
We need to. We try to. I wish. Ocho Diecast. We try to get back to that. The first five, ten minutes numbered ass. Don't y' all rather hope we go ahead and get those out the way? Yeah, yeah. Them goons gonna rob. Aim for his chain. Took a look at, gave him another. Said, dad, that's hallucination. Yeah. How you, Doc? The most points this man scored in four games was 10. I told. All he had to do is take away the. The Dom and put Ab. Abomination. I mean, come on now. But that's a. A chain a Shaq should have got. You get Wimby, bro.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Hey, hey. He had to be feeling good at the time. He hit the Jewel and told him
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
to make that one. He feeling good.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
He feeling real good at the time.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Oh, my goodness. How many likes on streams for you to not cry over LeBron? Next stream, MJ to go. Nothing, cuz. Guess what? My pod. Why, y'.
Robert Smigel (Humor Me podcast host)
All.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
So let me ask you a question. How many. How many streams you. How many likes you need for you not to take a shot at LeBron? Huh? How many jump back in there? Domination 5. How many you need? I mean, how many. How many for you not to take a shot at LeBron? I'm just curious. MJ the goat.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Fine.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Like I said, we having a conversation. But my only thing is you can like something without trying to talk down or belittle something else. That's it.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Absolutely.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Need to take a breather. Calm down. It's getting out of hand. How you know it's getting out of hand? So am I just talking or am I responding to people? I mean, for an action, there has to be an opposite reaction. So if I just put. If I just put this. If I just put this ball on this table, it won't move, but if I touch it, I caused a reaction.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Yeah.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
So it's gonna roll. I've just responded to what chat and what people have said on television. You make it seem like I go, ask people when they see me in the barbershop, ask people when they see me out on the street. Hey, man, let's talk about Jordan right quick. I know you got a little time on your hand. Let's talk about Jordan, let's talk about Kobe, let's talk about LeBron. Nobody's ever seen me out And I've had a conversation about LeBron. People bring things up. They'll bring up Brady, they'll bring up this guy, this receiver, that guy. Y' all make it seem like we. I just brought this up. MJ couldn't even win until he got Pippin, bro was 1 and 9 in the playoffs with back to back sweeps in the first round. LeBron ran at three teams to conference semis in three years, losing in seven. My only thing. Joe, you know what my biggest problem is? To be the God of the honest truth is that people tell you Jordan never lost a game. He never. He never. He never missed a shot.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Yeah.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
He never missed a free throw that could have won the game. Same thing. That's it. Oh, LeBron got swept. Did you. Did Jordan not get swept twice by the Celtics, Right? Well, the Celtics. Good. So OKC Thunderbombs. Many people have Kevin Durant, that 1718 warriors team as one of the greatest, if not the greatest team ever assembled. Yeah. Is it a shame to get swept by them? It's not. Y' all make it seem like the only time. The only time you can honestly say LeBron should have won is 2011. If you. 2011. I believe they had a better team than Dallas Braun. Wade Bosch, Dirk is the greatest run in NBA finals history. When you look at what he did, beat Russ Harden and KD beat LeBron. Bosh and Wade gentleman sweep Kobe after coming off back to back championships.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Yes, sir.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
That is the greatest run in finals. In finals. On the way to the finals in finals history. That is it. Yes. Jordan is great, but you make it seem like there's only room for like there are a lot of great inventions. The telephone is a great invention. The television is a great invention. The automobile is a great invention. Y' all make it seem like you're gonna have one great basketball player. Ocho. Joe.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Gotta be able to enjoy them all.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Yes. All things being equal. What. What would you. Some people. What's the greatest invention? Is it the cell phone? Ocho. Is it the television? Is it the automobile? Is it the airplane? Vaccines? Everybody is not gonna say telephone is the greatest invention. Everybody's not going to say automobile, the airplane, tv, television, the refrigerator. Huh? Electricity. I mean. I mean you can make a case that vaccine, antibiotics. We're not going to agree on everything. It's okay. You are a thousand percent correct about narratives changing. I remember most lists had Kobe 9 through 12 on all time list before he died. Then he died. Then magically he started moving up. You can google it and ask I have, but. But it happens. It happens. It happened. In Dr. King's case, there were not a whole lot of T shirts printing it up. People weren't going around because I have a dream speech happened in 1963, if I'm not mistaken. Ocho said he was called oh, my goodness back then. He also said oh, my goodness when he saw old lady rolling up on the cables in the back seat.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Oh, man. Come on, man. Come on, Go on, go on, go on.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
They say, oh, say, man. Oh, my goodness. All that. Hey, Joe. That man started pulling all that thing.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Oh, my God, man. Come on, man.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Hey, come on, come on, come on.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Yeah. Hey, come on, man.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Right here. With nobody who.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Ah.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Hey, Joe. That's the decision she made, Joe, you know.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Oh, my.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Nothing you can do about it, Ojo. Nothing you can do about it.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
You know, after that point, I was the one doing all the coiling up after that point.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Come on, Ocho, man.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
I'm just saying.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Oh, you can't let one moment change
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
who you are after that point, you know, that's who I was. You know, I was always number two. Now, you know, I'm different now. I'm seasoned. I'm a veteran, you know, and I'm, you know, I didn't settle down. You feel me?
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Cambodia got a good one. Yeah, yeah.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
She do, she do, she do, she do.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Well, yo, big three. My birthday is tomorrow.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
The.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
The 14. Can I get a shout out for my favorite part? And do you have any Chicago Bear story? Yes. Happy birthday, bro. Enjoy the birthday. Hopefully you got something fun playing, man. Hey, I mean, you probably bigger in the birthdays than. Than I am. I know Ocho said he ain't that big in the birthday. Joe, you celebrate birthdays, man.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Not since I was young. Okay, ocho? Like 25. You know, I ain't really done nothing since.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Nah, I mean, I ain't really had any Bear stories. I mean, I only played the Bears a hand. Well, I played the Bears. Hold on. 90, 93. I played them in 01. Then I played in my last. I played them four times, but I played them when, you know, they had. They still had a Singletary on the team. Richard Dent was on the team. Dicker was the coach. They beat us and then we went to soldier field in 93 and we beat them then we beat them opening day in 2001. That's when. That's when they had Erlach. Erlacher was there then. And then they beat us. My last year, 12 is where Kobe belongs the least efficient top 12 player ever won MVP. ESPN got him 9th. Bleacher Report got him 11th. Kobe. Laker fans don't want to hear the truth. I can keep going,
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
man.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Damn, Ocho need to do over. Y' all perfect trio. You could see LA moving the 25th pick and someone in a package get a better player in the draft event. The lakers got the 25th pick. Is that what we talking about? Lakers, Wow. Hey, my, my. Hey, aunt. My wife Margarita. Marquita has always held me down and she's going through a tough time. And can you please give her a shout out to keep her head up? Marquita. Hey, hubby. Say, you know what? When things were going bad for him and he was feeling down, you picked him up. He says now the time. He wanted to return the favor, but in the meantime, you keep your head up. Sunshine follows rain. No matter how difficult it seems, no matter how dark it may be, light will eventually come back out always. So thank you for always being there for him, for being the excellent wife that you've always been. You know, it's his time to be the great husband. Because when you got married, you know what you said, it didn't matter. Rich, poor, sickness and doesn't matter. So thank you. Hey, bro, thank you for supporting us. Thank you for reaching out. And we wish Marquita a speedy, speedy recovery. Mikael Jones. Ripley to my pop. He couldn't stand the Broncos. We Cowboys for life. And he always used to tell me, son, I want anyone else but up to catch the damn ball. Oh, RP Pops, man, thank you so much. I, man, I appreciate that. I appreciate that. Thank you for supporting Nightcap. Yeah, man, I'm telling. This has been a tough time for you Cowboys fan, but I'm sure your pops got an opportunity to see some. Some of them great Cowboy team. Those Cowboy teams of the 70s and the cowboy teams of the mid-90s were exemplary. But Rip the Pops and Mikhail. Thank you, guys. I really appreciate the support. Hey, Nightcap. Can you guys give my beautiful fiance, Z a birthday shout out? She's been blessing to me and my outstanding mom and our kids. Appreciate you guys. I love the show, y'. All. Killing it, Z. Happy birthday.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Happy birthday.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Happy birthday. Happy birthday.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Let me say, bro, say, hey, you the best mom and the best wife a man could ask for. And at the end of the day, that's all it's about to you. When you join a union, Happy birthday. Because what you're supposed to do. Oh, you're in a relationship you water her, she water you.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Yeah.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
And you both grow. That's not supposed to be. It's not me versus you. It's not you versus me. It's us versus this damn problem. We're gonna stand united. We a. We're gonna drown out the noise knowing we're gonna go through things. Things are going to get difficult, things are going to get tough. But you know what? Together, we're a formidable duo. So, Z, Justin wanted you to know that. He wanted to know that you were the best mom, the best wife someone could ask for. And that someone was him. And he appreciates you and he loves you very much. I so working that intro like you trying to get signed by that's My Mama Records.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
That's my mama record. That's a good one.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
What's up, Nightcap crew? Love the show. Been watching since day one. Can I get a birthday shout out? I'm turning the big three. Three. What it do, man? Trey. Hey, man, happy birthday. Hopefully you got something planned, man. I mean, you and the homies going out. You got an old lady, she gonna take you out, get you a nice steak dinner, you know, shrimp. And you know what? Order that tower. She take you out, order that seafood tower. No, brother. Happy birthday, man. Appreciate the support. It means a lot that people have held us down, man. We going on. I mean, September be three years, bro. I mean, it. Oh, it flown. It's flown by Joe. By it's flow. I mean, damn. And it seemed like just it. I don't know, Ocho. Does it seem. Does it seem three years or does it seem longer?
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
It's nice. It seems shorter to me.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Okay.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
When you're having a good time, time flies.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Oh, yeah. It's been unbelievable. It's. It's been unbelievable. And you know, that's where. That's where it's going. You know, everybody won't direct to consumer. They want to be able to. And I think the thing is, when you do the podcast, you know, I think the thing is not Joe and Ocho. I think people that they feel that when they listen to a podcast. Yeah. They don't have bosses. Like, if you work at a network or something and you say something. Well, somebody told you to say that. I can honestly say I've been on CBS and I've been on Fox and I've been on espn. I've never had anybody to tell me what I could or couldn't say.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Yeah.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Now what you do have is people like, now you got to understand what you're trying to Say, is it going to be received as what you're trying to convey?
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Yeah.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
So then now you gotta pause, okay? I'm trying to say this. It ain't gonna. It ain't. That's not how they're gonna take it. So you just, okay, leave it alone. But here, nah. We try to be as thorough as we can. We try to be as authentic as we can, knowing that everybody, everybody is not gonna like what we have to say, right? People that might have liked Ocho yesterday, he might say something today they don't like. Oo Joe might say, have said something yesterday they didn't like. But, oh, Joe is saying something today they like not. You understand that comes along with it. Yep, that's a part of it. And you have to be willing to accept that. You have to be willing in this thing that really to. To deal with some level of criticism.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
I like criticism, you know, but I think.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Hate me for what I am, but don't love me for what I'm not. I can live with that. This is what. What you see with Ocho, that's what he allows you to see. What you see with Joe, that's what he allows you to see. What you see with me, this is what I allow you to see. I don't know how you really think you really, really know someone when you get to spend two to three hours a day with them, not interact with them, not be in their home and not see what they eat and see how they live and see their day to day. I mean, people that be around you, you know, Cambodia knows. Yeah, she knows, you know, hey, she's been around him and see his schedule. Joe's old lady knows it. My people know me. But that's the way social media operates now, man. You give people a little glimpse into you. That's why you got to be careful. That's what you. That's why you got to be careful, Ocho, about how much you share with people. Because people.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Yeah.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Oh, I know. I know him.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Hey, but listen, I share every goddamn thing, so ain't nothing to surprise.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Well, not everything. Until you broke that swing set out.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Hey, what ain't they know? Now
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
you gotta keep that. Cambodia might any want that out there.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
It's too. It's too late, boy. You know, I ain't got. Hey, I ain't got nothing to hide.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
She might have stuff to hide.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Shoe. Not dealing with me, boy. You dealing with me, boy. It's up and stuck.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
She should have thought about that before she started dealing with you.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Yeah, absolutely. Because you know, I'm an open book, boy.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Joe, you want to close it out?
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Damn. I ain't working.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You ain't got no script.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Yeah.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
You see what I mean? Yeah. Close it out, Joe.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Misery.
Host 3 (likely Chad Ochocinko Johnson aka Ocho)
Hey, look.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Misery. Love.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Joe. Close it out. What happened?
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Yeah.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
Thank you guys for joining us for another episode of Nightcap. And the Cleveland Cavaliers go to Detroit and take home court away. They can close out the series on Friday thanks to a 117, 113 victory at overtime. James Harden was sensational down the stretch and they got a couple of big buckets for Donovan Mitchell. But the story of the night was Max Truth. He took eight shots. Yeah, all eight were threes. He made six. He was sensational down the stretch when he had to be. And he came up with the biggest deal of the night in overtime on Cade Cunningham. K was phenomenal, but he didn't get much help. Denise. Dennis Jenkins gave him 19. Paul Reed was Paul Reed. He's probably going to play a lot more minutes than 17 because they're going to need him. But they need to buy his Harry. This was the night they needed to buy his Harris to come along for the come along to the party and they didn't. Give them credit. Give the Cavaliers credit. This a hard fought victory.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
They could have hung their heads.
Host 1 (likely the main host, possibly 'unk' or 'ISO')
They were down 9. But they clawed their way back going to a night a 9, 0 run. Get into overtime and they win at 117, 113. They can close the series out, head to the Eastern Conference finals and face the New York Knicks with a win on Friday night. Y' all know who I am. I'm your favorite unc. There's my partner and co host. That's the Liberty City legend. That's the bingo ring of Fame honoree, a Madding's ratings adjuster, a former pro Bowler and an all pro. That is Chad Ochocinko Johnson and the guy, the third member of the big three who did the intro tonight and did an outstanding job. He's a seven time NBA all star from the Atlanta Hawks, a University of Arkansas alum. He's a Little Rock, Arkansas native. Y' all know him ISO Joe Johnson. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button. And do us a favor, go subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed wherever you get your podcast from. We'd like to thank each and every one of you for your eyes, ears and your word of mouth. Because none of this is possible without you. All the awards, all the nominations that we've received over the last three years, it's all because of you and people, sponsors and advertisers. They come to a nightcap because they know you love us. We can't thank you enough. So again, thank you for your support and your continued support. Those looking to purchase a bottle of Shade by La Portier, head over to laportierconjac.com if it's currently unavailable in a state or city near you. It is a premium VSOP cognac that drinks like an XO. The best tasting, smoothest VSOP cognac on the market. Remember, we have two sides. The OG, which is a 750, but now we have the Junior, the 375. The same great quality, same taste, the same smoothness. Please drink responsibly and stay safe. Hashtag sports award 2026 short list we've been nominated in four categories. Best brand Partnership for Nightcap, Outside and Row. Best Podcast. Best Athlete Podcast. Best Use of Live Video. Please go vote for us. The link is pinned in the chat. We can't thank you enough. Like I said, all of this is possible. All these nominations, all these awards that oo not gonna get when we win is all. The Cavs beat the Pistons 117 to 113, and they have an opportunity to close this thing out on Thursday night and then head to New York and take on the Knicks for a chance to go to the NBA Finals. Again, thank you guys for joining us. I'm unk. He's ISO. He's ocho. We're off tomorrow. We'll see you back Friday night. Thank you guys for joining us.
Host 2 (likely Joe Johnson)
Peace.
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A lively, freewheeling conversation between Shannon Sharpe (UNK), Chad Ochocinco Johnson (Ocho), and Joe Johnson (ISO) on pregame meals and rituals, the NFL schedule release, sports graphics, NBA debates, iconic snack foods, personal stories, and audience Q&A. Authentic banter, humor, and a few heartfelt moments define the hour.
Timestamps: 03:20–09:35
Joe Johnson's Rituals: No elaborate pre/post-game rituals, but strict about eating lightly before games—sometimes fasting for hours prior to tip-off (03:58–04:36).
"I always wanted to be light... I could never have nothing on my stomach before I played." — Joe Johnson (04:31)
Shannon Sharpe's Approach: Ate around four hours before an afternoon game and nothing more until after. Post-game, it was time to eat big (04:36–05:20).
"I'm eating at like 10... no more until after the game." — UNK (04:36)
Ocho’s Fast Food Method: Chad Ochocinco Johnson swore by eating McDonald's (hotcakes with sausage, Big Mac, Filet-O-Fish) throughout his playing career, even citing it as the reason he never got injured (08:51–09:22).
"Every morning—game day, hotcakes with sausage. And I swore by it. That was the reason I never got hurt, Joe." — Ocho (08:57)
Snack Stories: Funny and nostalgic riffs on chicken boxes, honey buns, and honey bun prices, including best microwave times for honey buns (07:13–07:33).
"You know when you get that honey bun... throw that thing microwave eight to nine seconds." — Joe Johnson (07:13) "My microwave, 11. Gotta add two seconds." — Ocho (07:21)
Timestamps: 09:35–19:23
"The only thing I want is them zebra cakes." — UNK (11:59) "Let me get one of the man units." — Ocho (28:18, in hair jokes, but fits the food riffing style)
Timestamps: 16:26–18:48, 28:40–30:15
Roger Goodell’s Dominance: Sharpe likens NFL commissioner Goodell to "Mufasa" from Lion King, controlling everything in sports (16:26).
"Roger Goodell bullying these other sports... acting like Mufasa from Lion King, everything the light touches is ours." — UNK (16:26)
Patriots' Season Opener: Analysis of whether the Patriots’ opener against Seattle will be more competitive than the Super Bowl:
"Absolutely not. Teams not even gonna be into their own just yet." — Ocho (28:56) "It'll take you a couple of weeks to get it to real, real football." — UNK (29:01)
Pistons Trade Speculation: Brief take on Pistons possibly trading for Devin Booker—consensus is that it’s not happening, but the team needs extra scoring (29:08–30:15).
Timestamps: 33:38–38:53
The Ongoing “GOAT” Debate: Spirited discussions comparing Kobe, LeBron, Jordan, and others. The hosts insist you can celebrate one great player without disparaging another.
"You can say Kobe the goat without trying to dump on LeBron. That's fine." — UNK (33:40) "It's damn near like politics when it comes to them." — Ocho (34:31) "You want to say Kobe’s the GOAT, fine. You want to...debate that with you." — UNK (34:44)
Changing Narratives: Noting how legacies get re-evaluated over time, especially after a player retires or passes away.
"Most lists had Kobe 9 through 12... then he died, then magically he started moving up." — UNK (47:07)
Jordan vs LeBron: Debunking the myth that Jordan never lost; pointing out selective memory in sports fandoms (44:04–46:56).
Timestamps: 22:32–23:56, 54:04–55:28
Remembering Jason Collins: The hosts share memories and condolences about Jason Collins' passing.
"He was one of my favorite teammates, bro. We had a good time. Super, super cool, dude." — Joe Johnson (23:23)
Audience Shoutouts: Numerous personalized birthday wishes and messages of encouragement, including a touching note to a listener’s wife going through tough times (54:05–54:28).
"Sunshine follows rain. No matter how difficult it seems...light will eventually come back out." — UNK (54:13)
Timestamps: 20:32–28:31
Timestamps: 56:31–59:36
Reflections on Podcasting: The hosts discuss authenticity, vulnerability, and connecting with their audience.
"We try to be as authentic as we can, knowing that everybody is not gonna like what we have to say..." — UNK (57:25) "Hate me for what I am, but don't love me for what I'm not." — UNK (58:34)
Social Media & Privacy: Sharpe urges caution about oversharing, while Ochocinco says he’s an “open book.”
"I share every goddamn thing, so ain't nothing to surprise." — Ocho (59:39)
Timestamps: 60:40–64:16
| Segment | Timestamp | |------------------------------------------|------------| | Pregame/Postgame Food & Rituals | 03:20–09:35| | Snack Food Banter | 09:35–19:23| | NFL Schedule / Sports Dominance | 16:26–18:48; 28:40–30:15| | NBA GOAT Debate & Legacy | 33:38–38:53| | Remembering Jason Collins | 22:32–23:56| | Audience Tributes/Birthday Shoutouts | 54:04–55:28| | Bro Chemistry & Inside Jokes | 20:32–28:31| | Authenticity & Podcast Reflection | 56:31–59:36| | NBA Playoff Recap / Signoff | 60:40–64:16|
Classic Club Shay Shay: The conversational flow, wit, and candor among Sharpe, Ochocinco, and ISO Joe is highly entertaining and—despite a lot of laughter—frequently punctuated by rich, genuine moments and lively sports debate. The episode is a testament to sports podcasting at its most unfiltered and inviting.