Nightcap Hour 3: SGA CALLS OUT Luka AND Joker FANS + Dennis Rodman INDUCTED into WWE HOF + The Game’s DM’s EXPOSED

Summary

Club Shay Shay — Nightcap Hour 3 (March 21, 2026)

Main Theme

This episode of "Nightcap" brings together Shannon Sharpe (Unc), Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson, and Joe "ISO Joe" Johnson for a lively, often hilarious, and uniquely insightful conversation about sports controversies (SGA/Luka/Jokic), Dennis Rodman’s WWE Hall of Fame induction, wild celebrity stories, viral DMs, and a raucous Q&A full of real talk about aging, relationships, and life’s changes. The trio blend sports expertise with irreverent banter, storytelling, and direct audience engagement for a distinctive “locker room meets barbershop” vibe.

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Key Topics & Insights

1. SGA Calls Out Luka/Joker Fans – NBA “Hate” & Superstar Narratives

Timestamp: 02:50–05:41

• Discussion starts with Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (SGA) calling out complaints over his free throws, pointing out that Luka and Jokic's fans don't complain about their stars getting favorable calls, and noting it’s part of being great—“Everybody in the history of the NBA has an arc where everyone loves and then everyone hates them. LeBron was hated and look what he's done for the game” (ISO Joe, 02:50).
• Unc, ISO, and Ocho elaborate on how criticism and “hate” come naturally to great players, especially in the age of social media, noting LeBron has faced it “like 10, 15 years running” (Unc, 03:27).
• The group analyzes how old-school legends like Magic, Bird, and Jordan didn’t face modern social media scrutiny, speculating that today’s environment exaggerates hate and controversy.
  Quote:

"When you great, bro? They coming at you, man."
—Unc (04:13)

2. Dennis Rodman Inducted into WWE Hall of Fame — 90s Legends & Off-Court Eccentricity

Timestamp: 06:46–11:49

• The crew reflects on Dennis Rodman entering the WWE Hall of Fame, 30 years removed from his antics with the Bulls and skipping NBA Finals practice to wrestle with Hulk Hogan.
• They discuss Rodman’s “cultural phenomenon” status in the ‘90s—his relationships (Madonna, Carmen Electra), iconic hair, shoes, and memorable off-court moments.
• Unc notes, “He understood the game. He could play defense…rebound, out-hustle, outwork you at an elite level” (08:38).
• They reflect on how legendary coaches like Phil Jackson managed unique personalities (Rodman, Jordan) differently than coaches in the NFL would.
  Quote:

"Scoring the ball was...yeah, you got eight points from you like, oh, my goodness, we got eight. But you was gonna get 50 [boards]."
—ISO Joe (08:58)

3. Athlete Lifestyles: NFL vs NBA

Timestamp: 10:09–11:49

• The guys compare the greater leeway NBA players have vs. NFL players—more days off, freedom, fully guaranteed money—offering inside stories of team life, nights out, and coaching philosophies.
• There’s acknowledgment of football’s higher risk (“every play is almost a career ending play” – Unc, 11:37).

4. Viral DMs: The Game’s Dating Playbook Exposed

Timestamp: 18:04–20:49

• The guys clown on rapper The Game’s “F3” vending machine DM line, debating its effectiveness and comparing “pick-up line” strategies to fishing—“If they biting, why change up?” (ISO Joe, 19:26).
• Ocho compares mass applying for jobs to using the same DM on many women (“You’re not changing what you’re putting on each application” – Chad, 19:01).

5. Real Talk: Relationships, Kids, and Midlife Reflections

Timestamp: 22:00–29:12, 65:32–74:13

• Spirited debate about fatherhood, having more kids at an older age, and the expenses/hassles (“I can barely walk, how I'm gonna teach the kid how to walk?” – ISO Joe, 28:47).
• Joking about generational expectations and buying name-brand for kids (“Kids aren’t expensive. They don’t know what they are getting; what you choose to purchase for the child can be cheap as hell.” – Ocho, 25:39).
• Hilarious, candid stories about dating older women, “cougars,” and the contrast between youthful games and mature relationships.
  Quote:

“People call people cougars and try to go for the young ones—the young ones play too many games. Ain’t nobody got time to be brain wrestling.”
—Chad Ochocinco Johnson (65:18)

6. Audience Q&A: Ego, Adversity & Growing Older

Timestamp: 35:28–41:47

• Audience questions bring personal reflections:
  • ISO Joe opens up about recovering from an early-career injury (37:11).
  • Chad Ocho recalls being cut from the Dolphins and the humbling realization it was time to move on (“…if I got in trouble at 11:30, by 12 everything was going away…Now that window, that's gone…” – 38:40).
  • Shannon Sharpe shares how Savannah State shaped his entire life philosophy and his sense of self (39:23).
• They give motivational advice to a med school student (“Your desire to be great has to be greater than your desire not to be.” – Unc, 68:03).

7. Movie & Pop Culture Debates: Martial Arts, Biopics, and Hot Dog Toppings

Timestamps: 41:54–44:37, 57:18–58:08, 55:41–56:59

• Extensive martial-arts nostalgia: favorite films include Karate Kid, The Last Dragon, Bloodsport, and more; playful rankings and classic film moments (42:08–43:43).
• Quick-fire cultural questions: Best hip-hop biopic? Consensus pick: “Straight Outta Compton” (58:03).
• A running gag about hot dog toppings (ketchup, mayonnaise, caviar)—with Ocho revealing his simple preferences and Unc clowning fancy food trends.

8. Edgy Grown-Folks Conversation: Bedroom Life, "Eating Groceries," and Adult Advice

Timestamp: 46:28–74:35

• The Nightcap signature “after dark” segment: Ocho passionately advocates for “spicing things up” and “adding fireworks into the bedroom,” especially as you get older.
• Jokes and advice fly about sexual experimentation, with Ocho sharing tales from his wilder past for laughs and gentle encouragement. Notable Quote:

"It’s 2026, man. Unc gotta… at least start sucking some toes or doing something, man. God damn."
—Chad Ochocinco Johnson (50:31)

• Big laughs about experiences with older women, leading to a flurry of jokes about sugar mamas, teeth removal, and “leaving with a snack.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On SGA and Superstars Being Targeted:
  “You’re doing something right when fans start to complain…You’ll never hear Denver fans complain about Jokic’s free throws. You’ll never hear Laker fans complain about Luka’s free throws. It’s just part of the game.” (ISO Joe, 02:50)
• On Dennis Rodman’s Cultural Impact:
  “He had a unique skill. He understood the game. He could play defense, he could do two things great. He could rebound the basketball and he could play defense.” (ISO Joe, 08:38)
• On Life’s Humble Transitions:
  “I was always the villain, so you already know you’re not getting a second chance, so you might as well be at peace understanding you will never play again.” (Chad, 38:47)
• On Relationships with Older Women:
  “Hey, Joe, over 50, they know what they want…and after you’re done, they gonna put you out the house. But they're sending you home with some food, though.” (Chad, 65:35)
• On Overcoming Adversity:
  "Your desire to be great has to be greater than your desire not to be." (Unc, 68:03)
• On Aging and Kids:
  “Hell, I can barely walk, how I'm gonna teach the kid how to walk…We both got on hard bottom shoes because we can’t stand up properly.” (ISO Joe, 28:47)
• On Changing Opinions:
  “When you get a new set of facts, your opinion should change. The problem with you guys, you get new information and you still hold on to the same facts…” (Unc, 59:08)

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Timestamps: Key Segments

• 02:50 – SGA’s comments on NBA superstars and fan criticism
• 06:46 – Dennis Rodman’s WWE HOF induction & ‘90s NBA memories
• 10:09 – NBA vs. NFL lifestyle, guaranteed money, days off
• 18:04 – The Game’s viral DM pickup line and strategy
• 22:00 – Discussion on having (more) kids, expenses, generational approaches
• 35:28 – Audience Q&A: ego, adversity, transitions
• 41:54 – Favorite martial arts movies & Chuck Norris' legacy
• 58:03 – Best hip hop biopic movie (“Straight Outta Compton”)
• 65:32 – Candid, comedic reflections on dating older women
• 68:03 – Motivation for a med student: “Your desire to be great…”
• 74:41 – Uplifting outro and appreciation of audience

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Final Thoughts

This Nightcap episode offers more than sports commentary—it's an entertaining, unfiltered exploration of greatness, aging, masculinity, and cultural change, all delivered with the chemistry and playfulness unique to Unc, Ocho, and ISO. It’s a blend of real-life wisdom, barbershop talk, and laughter that rewards longtime listeners and first-timers alike.

If you love sports, bold personalities, real talk, and a touch of wild humor, this episode delivers on all fronts.

Transcript

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[ISO Joe Johnson]

SGA says Lucas and Jokic fans don't complain about free throws when their favorite players get calls. But you'll never hear an OKC fan complain about my free throws. Y' all never hear Denver fans complain about Yogic free throws. You'll never hear Laker fans complain about Luca free throws. It's just part of the game, sga. You're doing something right when fans start to complain. Everybody in the history of the NBA has an arc where everyone loves and then everyone hates them. LeBron was hated and look what he's done for the game is part of the game. I love it. It's stuff I dreamed about as a kid. And you're right.

[Unc]

Absolutely right.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

The only guy I don't think. Look, we don't have media. We didn't have social media. So there's no way to definitively tell. But it's hard for me to believe that Magic and Bird and Jordan was ever disliked to this level. Now, maybe in their perspective cities. Boston hated Magic Johnson. Laker fans hated Larry Bird. Knicks fan hated you. Hey, so we understand that, but for the totality of it. Nah, nah. And like I said, we can't definitively know Ocho, because we didn't have social media. So it would have been interesting to see if we can chart it. It just so happens that now we can chart it. We can see who gets the most negative, you know, stuff on social media. And it's been LeBron James like 10, 15 years running.

[Unc]

Yeah. Hey, when you. When, when you great, bro? When you great? They coming at you, man.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Come with the territory.

[Unc]

I don't care what it is. Just like what Shay was saying about the foul thing. They talking about he'd be foul baiting and all. I don't think that. Well, I think. I just think he knows how to manipulate the game to where he can get to what he want. He can get his 30 points. 30 plus points a night. And he know you can't stop it. And he. Now, he may be shooting, you know, a high rate as far as free throws, but he got plenty of games.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Unc]

So they acting like he can't.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

He can't average 30 points a night from the free throw line. Y' all better stop.

[Unc]

Yeah, yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

The man shooting 50 plus percent from the damn floor. Do you know how many guards have actually shot that well from the floor and scored 30 points?

[Unc]

It ain't been a minute, bro.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Okay, I'll cut it off for you, Jordan.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

That's it.

[Unc]

That's it. That's it.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Score 30 issue, 50 from the floor. Jordan, Michael J. Jordan, Mike, MJ, whatever you want to call Ernest. That's it. To score that many points

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

and to

[ISO Joe Johnson]

shoot that high percentage from the damn floor.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, come on, man.

[Unc]

You gotta have your mind made up when you come into the game every night.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I don't care what he doing. He doing something right. He gonna be back to back MVPs. That speaks ball.

[Unc]

He gonna hate him even more. They gonna hate him even more.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Oh, yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

But everybody, everybody have that run. You know, James Harden had that run where he was shooting a bunch of free throws. Joel Embiid had that run where he was shut to shooting a bunch of free throws.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, yeah, that goddamn James used to be killing that thing, bro. That goddamn step back Joe.

[Unc]

Hey, he had.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

It'd be looking like he traveling, but he not.

[Unc]

He got a lot. I'm telling you, when you left handed,

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I already feel like, yeah, man, they seem crafty as hell.

[Unc]

Yeah, they are, bro. They are. And that, that. The fact that James left handed, can shoot, can get by his, man. He got an in between game. He can get all the way to the bucket. When he left okc, bro, he was thriving.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

It's just like Manu. You remember how crafty Manu was like that, Man, that left hand, it's something about a lefty, man.

[Unc]

Couldn't stop it, Couldn't stop it. Crazy craftiness.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Dennis Rodman will be inducted into the 2026 class of the WWE hall of Fame. This is nearly 30 years since he infamously skipped Bulls practice following Game 3 of the NBA Finals against the Utah Jazz. To opinion. Pierre on Monday night show with Hulk Hogan. Robert will enter the WWE celebrity wing of the hall of Fame, joining likes like Muhammad Ali, Pete Rose, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Donald Trump and Mike Tyson. We always talk about global fame, Michael Jordan and Al L, but how big of A cultural phenomenon. Guys was Dennis Rodman in the 90s.

[Unc]

He was a huge coach.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

He dated Madonna at the apex of a career.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it was different, huh? When it came to the hair, the way. The way he played, the stuff he did off the court, Joe. Yeah, yeah, he was different.

[Unc]

He was different. Boy, I mean, hey, hey. How many matches he had for them to put him in the hall of Fame, the WWE hall of Fame? How many matches he had?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

A couple, I think. Shaq. Shaq also wrestled Carl Malone, so there have been a few.

[Unc]

Oh, yeah, he did. I think he did have a. Yeah, I think he had a match.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn, I don't remember that.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, but now, Robin, he was as popular. He had a nice little roster too.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hell yeah.

[Unc]

Oh, didn't.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Didn't he?

[Unc]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Carmen Electra.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

You ever seen her?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Nah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

When she was. When she was at her apex, she

[Unc]

was like that, huh?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

She was small, but she was put together.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Flawless, huh? Flawless.

[Unc]

Wet leather, flat out, flat out, blood out, all that.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

So, I mean, like I said, he. With Madonna when she was at an apex. And he had a. He had a unique skill. He understood the game. He could play defense, he could do two things great. He could rebound the basketball and he could play defense.

[Unc]

Yeah, yeah, he gonna out hustle. You're gonna outwork you at an elite level.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Scoring the ball was. Yeah, you got eight points from you like, oh, my goodness, we got eight. But you was gonna get 50.

[Unc]

That's a bonus. Yeah, and take his shoes off on the side old. I remember that.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

You were tripping, bro. But see, hey, hey, Mike, Mike and Scotty did they best keeping him practice

[ISO Joe Johnson]

and went to right with the wrestle Ocho in the finals. Imagine somebody's clipping a Super bowl practice to go wrestle.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, I wonder what they find him on.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I don't know.

[Unc]

I don't know. I know they would. They would peed off.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I know the NFL, they're gonna take your whole salary. They're gonna take all your. They gonna take all. All your super bowl money. You ain't get no check.

[Unc]

Hey, listen, though. But that's why coaching matters. Because if it wasn't Phil Jackson, if it was somebody else who was less patient, who didn't have patience, like Phil Jackson. Yeah, man, everybody. Hey, man, get up out of here with all that. You know what I mean? But Phil knew Phil. Like you say, Phil knew he needed. He needed to decompress a little bit.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Jordan was going to gamble in between finals games, play playing 36 holes of golf. Joe Ocho, imagine Tom Brady before the super bowl, and then he out there on a Friday night. Tom Brady at a casino. So the super bowl is in Vegas, and they got Tom Brady at the Venetian or the Wind Red Rocks or somewhere at the blackjack table.

[Unc]

Yeah, yeah, that's different.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

The thing that basketball players could get away with, like. Like, on the way, gang, you know, you could fly. Like, you hear stories about. Harden would go to come to Vegas, so he would be able to go back to.

[Unc]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What I was like, yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I would start stretching myself out. Could grow about another four, five inches.

[Unc]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause, hey, hey, them teams sometimes. Cause, you know, I played. I played in Houston with James for a few months. And Coach d', Antoni, who coached me when I was in Phoenix, when I played on that Phoenix team, he was a head coach in Houston.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah.

[Unc]

Hey, Ocho, he used to give us two days off. He never give us more than two. Be like, y' all had the next two days off, right? Going to Vegas. Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Out there quick, huh? I see y' all get a little bit more grace. Cause y' all already, man, that money

[ISO Joe Johnson]

y' all making, fully guaranteed.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

It's fully guaranteed. I mean, that's what we call. That's the fu. Money, Joe.

[Unc]

Well, I mean, it's a little different,

[ISO Joe Johnson]

you know, in football.

[Unc]

Every play is almost a career ending. Play.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Unc]

You know, I mean, basketball ain't like that. We ain't wearing pads. It's a little physical, but we, you know, we. We ain't got no. Hell, man. No.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, no, but, but, but, Rodman, look, obviously, you got your superstars, but for a guy that didn't win MVPs or things like that for what he was able to do, everybody knew who he was.

[Unc]

Had his own shoe.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, yeah, I remember.

[Unc]

You know, big man don't typically have their own shoes. That man didn't even. He wasn't even. No score. Ocho. He still had his own shoe.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, but, like, the sock. I mean, not. Not the sock, but the zip on the side, right?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

What he had.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Didn't. They had a zip on the side?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Who? Robin?

[Unc]

I don't remember if it had a.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, yeah, the Robin shoes.

[Unc]

I don't think. I don't know if it had a zip on. You might be talking about the glove. Gary Payton's.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Carl Malone had LA gear. Didn't Carmelo had LA gear? What was Carl Malone shoe.

[Unc]

Yeah, I think. I think earlier.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, because, you know, LA gear had a shoe pony. You remember Pony Joe used to have? Yeah, because Bud well wore ponies. He had them city wings. Yeah, I think Robert Paris never had pony.

[Unc]

Converse was super.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

The weapons. Yeah. Larry bird, Magic Johnson, Dr. J.

[Unc]

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[ISO Joe Johnson]

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[ISO Joe Johnson]

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[ISO Joe Johnson]

your podcasts online, showing the game sliding DMs of women Instagram. In the DM, the game opens simply F3. I don't know what that mean. To which the recipient often respond with confusion. The rapper would tell them, oh, ish, my bad. I saw a snack and thought this was a vending machine. Okay, F3 is now officially retired. We shot, we scored, we had a good run. But bigger, better things now. F4 coming soon. Ocho, be honest. What's the pickup line? Ocho?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

That is.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I'm looking like, what the hell?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

That's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah. Matter of fact, and that's exactly why everybody gonna respond. They're gonna respond to that. And. And people, you know, some, you know, you know, the women acting, acting creative, like, oh, he using the same line with everybody. Hell, if you're going for. If you're going for 20 jobs, right, Joe?

[Unc]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

And you filling out 20 job applications. What you putting. You're not changing. You're not changing. You know what you're putting on each application?

[Unc]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

You trying to get that job.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Right.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

So you're gonna use the same format feeding job that you qualify for.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, I don't know. I'm a fisherman, Joe. You fish before when you go fishing?

[Unc]

Yeah, yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

You throw out there. So you got bait? Let's just say you fishing with wigglers. You fishing with worms.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Red Rivers, Louisiana. Pinks, night crawlers. You. Oh, yeah, they bite me. You switching bait? Hell, no. You keep. You ain't all of a sudden to go to an artificial lure. A crank, a shad, a jig, a worm jelly. You ain't fishing with crickets. You ain't fishing with artificial lures. You ain't fishing with no. No, no meal worms. You gonna continue to. They biting. Why change up?

[Unc]

There you go.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, no point. Hey, if it ain't. If it ain't. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. You hear that all the time, that game.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Shout out o. Game 38, 46.

[Unc]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Game must be on the sparks then.

[Unc]

Hey, hey.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I can understand why they be confused because I. I had no Idea what damn F3, what F3 was. But that he said, you know, that's what the vending machine. F3G.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, very catchy. Very catchy. That's a good. That's a Good one. That's a good one. I'm surprised. I, I. I'm surprised. I ain't think about that back in my day, man.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Unc]

Oh, yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

You had.

[Unc]

You had some good pickup lines.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Oh, Joe. Hey, Joe. Well, I had to get for gab, Joe, that one thing I could do is I could talk. Joe, you hear me?

[Unc]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Everything coming. Everything coming out my mouth is a lie, too, Joe.

[Unc]

There you go.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, hey, listen, Joe. I'm gonna tell you everything you want to hear. You hear me?

[Unc]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Huh? Tell me tell you everything you want in. I'm a laugh. I'm gonna laugh you out your draw every time. Hey, hey, no, no, no, no lie, no lie. Don't. Don't really got to spend nothing. You know, your personality. Your personality will win more times than leave with money.

[Unc]

Oh, no.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Because it all depends on what you're going to laugh. They laughing and talking about they ocho crazy.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah. Yeah. Hey, hey, Joe. Hey, hey. Sometimes you. Sometimes you ain't got to leave with no money. You Only you don't need. You don't need it sometime, right?

[Unc]

Right.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

No, sir.

[Unc]

You make a laugh. You can. You can almost make her do whatever, can't you?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yo, every time I'm talking about I wouldn't. I had. But my, my success rate was 98 of the time. No. And the percentage where it didn't go too well because they begged for something before I got something. No, sir.

[Unc]

No, no, no, no, no.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Oh, no. Refill that. That Sparks prescription.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Oh, shoot. Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready.

[Unc]

Yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

April, April.

[Unc]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Ready.

[Unc]

Hey, what I gotta go do. I gotta go subscribe.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

We got you. We got you covered. Yeah. We gonna get to the fade. You filling out. We got you coming. We got you covered.

[Unc]

Okay. Bet. Bet. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna see what they talking about.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, hey. You break bad record. You hit 84.

[Unc]

Hey, hey, hold on, hold on. Quiet is kept, though. Quiet is kept. Well, I just ordered me two bottles at 750. That, that laportier, too.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Okay.

[Unc]

Yeah, I ordered me two bottles of the day. They should be here a little bit.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Is that what I'm talking about, Joe?

[Unc]

Yeah, so I'm away. I'm, you know.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Come on, now. You can't. You can't. Don't. Don't hit that. And, and, and the road now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, Joe, you.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

How many points you trying.

[Unc]

Hey, yeah, I want to take it back to when I. About 22.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Huh?

[Unc]

23.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, you know what's gonna happen, right? Huh? You heard me.

[Unc]

What's going ever, Joe, you gonna. You.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

You gonna be on that nine month program.

[Unc]

Hey, you need to chill, bro. Chill? Why you.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Why.

[Unc]

Why would you put that on me?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

It's not a bad thing, Joe. One more ain't gonna hurt.

[Unc]

Nah, I'm good. I'm good. With my three.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I got. I'm good.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Me and Unc finna do it. You know what?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Unc said marriage up. Ain't say nothing about no kids now. Damn. Oh, joke.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I thought we was. I thought we was finna dip back in the oven.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I told you I like to practice. I don't want the coach to put me in the game. I coach. I'm just out here trying to get everybody good.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Look, okay, all right, well, you out. You out the game. Me and Joe. Me and Joe.

[Unc]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm out too. See, I'm with him. I'm out. Listen, I'm out. Hey, come on.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, Joe, one more won't hurt.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, well.

[Unc]

Yeah. Hello. You know the time it take, boy? Hey, you know what?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Patience now, man. Hey, I don't have to pay.

[Unc]

I have.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Y' all know I. I ain't the most patient person. I had to learn, boy. Look here. Cause to get the kids and they running and screaming and I'm used to peace and quiet and they just up and down.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Right, right.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Who running the house? Let's go here. Let's go to the. Let's go to Houston. Let's go to Six Flags. Let's go here.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, uncle, you need that, though. You need that, that, that. Hey, listen, that, that. That'll add like a spark to your life a little bit, man.

[Unc]

Hey, hey, listen, listen. I'm in there taking a nap today. My little four year old came in there throwing stuff at me and everything. I'm like, hold on. You know what I'm saying?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

That.

[Unc]

What type of time he'd be on, though?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, you know, why she throwing stuff at you, Joe? Why? She ain't got nobody her age to play with.

[Unc]

But that's. It's a boy.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

My.

[Unc]

My little son. No, he normally. He normally me. He normally. He played with me. Oh, Joe. I just needed a nap.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Give a little brother, little sister Joe.

[Unc]

Now he got an older brother and an older sister.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

No, don't be selfish, Joe. Don't be.

[Unc]

I ain't being selfish. I got more than one.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Exactly.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Nah, I ain't.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Nah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Joke. Hey, hey, God. Hey, it's in the Bible. It's in the Bible, God say, be fruitful.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

And I multiplied.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

What A what? In the Bible, odd numbers is bad luck, bro. Huh?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Kids expensive.

[Unc]

Now, why are you acting like you don't know that?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Oh, hey, hold on, hold on, hold on. Listen to me. Let me tell you something real quick. When it. When it comes to people saying the kids are expensive. Kids. Kids aren't expensive. They don't know where they getting. Would you choose to purchase for the child? Can be cheap as hell.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

We know. You're not punching anything, are you? Purchasing cheap stuff for your kids. Exactly, that's my point. Hold on.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

That's. Besides, now I'm trying to make a point. Don't mess up. Don't mess up my point. Hey, hey. The baby ain't gonna know she wearing

[ISO Joe Johnson]

bubbles, but you, right? The baby don't, but mama does.

[Unc]

Yeah, there you go. That's why they got on Polo.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

They got on. They got on Air Jordans.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah,

[Unc]

he know what's going on.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

He can play slow.

[Unc]

I know you know what's going on.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, think about this. Think about if all of us had kids at the same time. Think about the amount of deals we can get with. With Pampas, with Huggies, you know, with Oshkosh be. Gosh, you know, it's all a part of nightcap. And we won't have to pay for nothing, though.

[Unc]

Man, we over here working on potty training. You talking about some dice. Hey, Ocho, bro, we trying to get about them diapers.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

How that's gonna look? Hey, I got. I got a kid.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

What do you mean, how's it gonna look? There are no rules to life. There are no rules that you have to follow.

[Unc]

Hey, that's pretty normal, though.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yo, yo, I'm older than my uncle.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, like, that's like D.C. young.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I'm good. But yeah, we're gonna take care of Joe, we're gonna get you on the thing. Oh, Joe, you. You up April 1st. Joe, we're gonna get you on the. We're gonna get you on the program, get you a 90 day supply, okay?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

What?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

What?

[Unc]

Ocho on a prescription plan or something? He gets something.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Oh, yeah. Hey, hey, Joe, I take two of them. Yeah, I took. I mean, I tried. I tried two of them.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Have mercy.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I tried two of them, but. Yeah. Hey, hey, she ate. She. She was in the ER for two days.

[Unc]

That boy gonna have a whole headache over there.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I was good. I was good. I was good. I was on the full stomach,

[Unc]

man. This boy here.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I'm just saying.

[Unc]

I'm telling you.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Jonas, be careful now. You're gonna have to go to CVS and get. You be careful. You talk about what that walker for? You gonna find out tonight. In the morning. It'll be useful. He'll prescribe new health. New sexual health patients get 15 off their first order of rose sparks on a reoccurring plan. Connect with a provider at Ro co nightcap. That's R o dot co nightcap to find out if prescript if prescriptions rosemarks are right for you. Man, Ocho, I didn't mind.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

What happened?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Talking about some more kids. Bro, I'm about to be 60.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Just think about it. That age ain't the age ain't nothing but a number. Don't do that.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hell, I can barely walk. How I'm gonna teach the kid how to walk. Hey, hey, hey. Oh, Joe, we both got. We both got our arms trying to walk. Hell no. Hey, we both got on hard bottom shoes because we can't stand up properly. Joe, you remember you. You had them hard bottom shoes?

[Unc]

Yeah, them little white hard bottom.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hell no, man. I ain't paying no damn teacher.

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[Lily Herman]

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[Carrie Champion or Jemele Hill]

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[Lily Herman]

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[Carrie Champion or Jemele Hill]

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[Lily Herman]

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[Carrie Champion or Jemele Hill]

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[John Green]

I'm John Green. You may know me as the author of the Fault in Our Stars and now I guess also as the co host of the Away, a brand new World Soccer Podcast. I'm Daniel Alarcon, a writer and journalist and John and I have known each other since we were kids. My first World cup was Mexico 86. I was nine years old. I watched every game and I fell in love. On our new podcast, the Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup. For us, soccer football is a story we've shared for over 30 years, since Daniel was the star player on our high school soccer soccer team. Very debatable. And I was their most loyal and sometimes only fan. I love this game. I love its history, its hope, its heartbreak, and above all, its beauty. Together we'll find out why of all the unimportant things football, soccer is the most important. Listen to the Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

What's up? I'm Miles Turner. And I'm Brianna Stewart and our podcast Game Recognized Game has never been done before. Two active players giving you a real

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

look at our lives and what we actually think on and off the court.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Nothing's off Limits. We talk trade requests.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

What's the vibe of that?

[Carrie Champion or Jemele Hill]

When it's like your star player is

[ISO Joe Johnson]

like, well, I want to leave, and

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

then actually, now I'm going to stay. We talk tanking.

[Unc]

I mean, honestly, like, I might get

[ISO Joe Johnson]

in trouble for this answer, but I

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

think it's, like, definitely happening in the wnba.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

And, yeah, we talk about our mistakes, too. They pulled me to the side and was like, hey, man, we got a

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

call last night, man, you can't be

[ISO Joe Johnson]

rolling around the city like this tonight before games.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No. You know, doing this, doing whatever.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

And of course, family stories. They'll be like, mommy, why did you miss that?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I knew.

[Unc]

Do you play basketball?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Check out game recognized game with Stewie and miles on the iHeartRadio app, Apple

[Carrie Champion or Jemele Hill]

Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

We both walk around there looking like Frankenstein? Oh, hell, no, I'm good.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

But, hey, that's a good one. That's a good one. That was a good one.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

All right, that five final seconds. Eat the chat. It's time for Q and A. Oh,

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

boy, that was a good one. You and the baby.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Oh, hell, I'm telling the old lady, hey, pick up some diapers for both of us. She. She got Pampers. I got the pins. You gotta tell a big grown ass, man, that little baby. Oh, hell, no, man. I'm done with y'.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

All.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Forget you, Ocho. Before we get to our super chat, we got a video voicemail for our Discord. Make sure you join our Discord to submit video voicemail so you might appear on the show. This one comes from Arkansas 15. Let's take a listen. What he had to say.

[Unc]

Oh, what's up, Nightcap, man? Just want to, man, tell y', all, man, y' all doing a good job. Been watching the show from the beginning. Glad to see my boy ISO Joe on the show. My boy Chad Johnson. My favorite wide receiver growing up. Got a lot of respect for you, man. Keep going, man.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, I appreciate that, bro.

[Unc]

Hey, appreciate that. Look like he had one rolled up over there or something. I seen a little smoke coming up, boy. What you. What you got going, boy? Had that fire, that OG over there? Yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Old lady go, I'm going on a diaper run. She come back with a box of Huggies, Pampers and a box of Depends. Richie Social. What's up, Ocho? Can I get a birthday shout out? It's my birthday. March 21st. I turned 29. I'm close to the big three zero. Absolutely, Richie. Happy birthday, bro.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Happy birthday.

[Unc]

Happy birthday, bro.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

That's right.

[Unc]

Live it up.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Cause you about to be. You'll never be in your 20s again. Bro, you. You close. So you gotta enjoy it. You gotta enjoy 29. Cause 30 coming. But boy, 30, boy, I was kicking it. 30 gonna make you 29 your 20s. And guess what? 40 make you appreciate your 30s.

[Unc]

Hello.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah. Make you appreciate your fault is so as you get older, you reach that decade milestone, you start to appreciate things a lot. A lot, a lot more.

[Unc]

Yeah. Hey.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey.

[Unc]

You ain't got many summers left.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

No, no, Boss man. I've been watching since the beginning, and y' all got me through the work day. I was curious if you guys could explain how passive rating is broken down. What moment in your life hurt your ego the most, but what ended up making you better? Man, I don't know how to get the passer ready. I guess it's yards per attempt. I don't know they're gonna start, boss man. I ain't gonna be holding you. I ain't gonna lie to you.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, that's a good question. I have no idea either.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I know they need to do away with QB rating.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

What moment your ego the most. O. Joe. But ended up making you better.

[Unc]

Hurt me the most would end up making me better. I'll probably say getting. I got hurt my sophomore year in college. That's the same year that I left and went pro. But I had ankle surgery my sophomore year. So my sophomore year wasn't as great as my freshman year, but I was still able to get drafted. And I just think fighting through that injury, trying to strengthen my ankle back up, get back to 100%, you know, at such a young age, 19 years old, you know, it showed me a lot about myself and just how to be persistent, take care of my body. I think it helped me throughout my, you know, NBA career because I was able to play 18 years on that same anchor with no problem. So.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Right.

[Unc]

Yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Ocho,

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

shoot. Something that hurt me, hurt my ego. You know what? I think the best situation for me, it didn't hurt my ego, but it did put me in a place of having to realize I have to transition now because I'm not getting another chance. When I got cut by the Dolphins. When I got cut by the Dolphins. And I sit and I sit there and think, but I was on top of the world, boy. I had everything. Joe and uncle while you hear me?

[Unc]

Hey, hey. You ain't even get to play a game, did you, man.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

But nah, nah. I did the preseason. Did the preseason, Uncle. I was on top of the world, Joe. I had by every sponsor, every endorsement.

[Unc]

I remember that. I remember that.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

If I got in trouble at 11:30, by the time 12:00 clock hit, boy, everything was going away.

[Unc]

What?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, boy, I'm. But everything was going. You hear me? And boy, I sat in that cell and I thought to myself, I say, boy, you were always the villain, so you already know you're not getting a second chance, so you might as well be at peace understanding you will never play again. And figure out what you're going to do on the back end in this transition phase. Because now that window of opportunity, that's gone. So, I mean, it did. There was no ego part of being hurt, but it was a great understanding in that cell, reflecting. You're gonna have to figure that on, on the next go round because it ain't gonna be the same. It ain't gonna be on that football field.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, I think for me it was being the athlete that I was coming out of high school and I had. I bull drive around and didn't go to go where I wanted to go in college. Ended up going to Savannah State. And I remember like, man, you going to Savannah State, all that talent. And I was like, damn. Always wanted to play at a big university. My brother had gone to a big D1 school. I was like, I don't want to follow my brother's footstep, but it was absolutely the best thing that ever happened. The teachers that I met that helped me, I mean, they really, really helped Shannon Sharpe, they really cared about Shannon Sharpe. And I remember the teacher, one of my professors told me, she said, you know, I know you have dreams and everybody's told me that you just great football player, but we want a great person to leave here. We want you to be educated. We want you to be the best representation of Savannah State, not just on the football field, but as a man, as an educator. Educator. And I was like, damn. I remember, like, I remember thinking, I'm like, damn, these people really. They really care about me. That was the best thing that ever happened to me. That's the best. That's the best thing that ever happened. Going to Savannah State. I met my kids, moms on Savannah State, my homeboy, Bucket, lifelong friends. We're closer than brothers. I wouldn't change it for anything. Knowing what I know now, I do. If I did it all over again, I go to Savannah State, I go to Savannah State.

[Unc]

It.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

It absolutely made me the person that I am. It absolutely did. Because then I had to realize, Ocho, that You know, I ain't gonna be playing in front of 80,000 and I and the scouts are not gonna be down here every day to get a look at me. So I gotta give them something to come see, right? I gotta do that said, man. Come on, bro. You know, 18 years of living the life that you live, you can endure wouldn't change a thing. Boss Man, Jordan Goat 96. Them Liberty City boys just talk. King ISO put Oo in his place with a couple of them jabs. Snatch his chain for good measure, man.

[Unc]

I got you, bro.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, you tell. He don't know much about Liberty City to saying that.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Okay. It's a good one here, right? Yes. With Chuck Norris passing. Rest in peace, Chuck. Hey, now, I'm curious. What's your favorite martial arts movie? Oh, your martial arts movies.

[Unc]

Yeah. Karate Kid. There's no question.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Damn. That's a good one. That's a good question.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Bruce Leroy, who's the master in the dragon blood sport.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah.

[Unc]

I bet y' all know nothing about the three ninjas.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Nah. Who?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

The ninjas?

[Unc]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I want nothing about that.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

The last dragon is Bruce Leroy. Enter the Dragon.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Bruce Lee, I think Dragon.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Oh, it might be vice versa.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

The Karate Kid is. Is. That's. That's iconic, bro.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

You know, I like anything. Yeah. I like Jet Li, I like Ilk, man. You ever seen.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hold on. Hey, I bet y' all don't remember Blind Fury. Remember Blind Fury? Blind Fury was funny. Boy, that's old, too. That's way back in the 90s.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, but anything. I like John. Like I said, I like John. Claude Van Damme and Bloodsport, obviously. Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee. How can Bruce Lee not be your favorite? You know martial arts.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, Martial art.

[Unc]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Well, I mean, Jackie Chan is up there too now.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Oh, Fist of Fury.

[Unc]

Fist of Fury.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, okay. Hold on.

[Unc]

I don't know that blood sport. Cold.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah. What?

[Unc]

Yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Lady Ray rest in peak. Chuck Norris in homage. Here's my favorite Chuck Norris joke. When he was born, Chuck Norris drove his mother home from the hospital.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

That's a good one. I've been seeing some good Chuck Norris today on Twitter.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Push the earth down. Jason Zelda of RIP Chuck Norris, a legend is gone. What's the best movie you think he did? I'm going with Walker, Texas Ranger. That was a good. I like Delta Force.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, remember Delta Force? That's old.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, but Walker, Texas Ranger was good. I like. I used to watch that. But I. I think. I think the movie that I. That I like probably was Delta Force with Chuck Norris, Dr. Frank L. Bellamy. Hey, fam. ISO. Joe, if this was a movie scene, what's happening to Ocho Quick? Bruce Lee, knock out Steven Seagal. Calm down. Beat down. Over John Van Damme slow motion with the music playing.

[Unc]

So he said, that's what.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Which one happened in a movie scene to Ocho Quick? Bruce Lee knockout Steven Seagal. Calm down. Beat down. Because you know, Steven Seagal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Van Damme slow motion with the music playing.

[Unc]

Oh, this is gonna be. It's probably gonna be Van Damme slow with them. See, I don't wanna. I don't wanna knock him out. I want to keep him around, just beat him down real good. I ain't. I know you still need him. You know, I don't wanna. I ain't trying to mess his face up or none of that. I'm just.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Y' all gonna have the whole time. I'm gonna take a break because you and you and you and Ocho, I will let you adult your. Holy doubt. I would take a night off.

[Unc]

All right, babe. We might have a little, you know, we might. It may be some arguing going on because, you know, he don't act right a lot of time, but. Yeah, I'm sure we can get through

[ISO Joe Johnson]

it the next day.

[Unc]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I don't like. I don't like, you know, nobody touching my face, you know? Yeah, that's that. That's how. That's how I know, you know, if we ever. If we ever got an altercation but you. And you're in trouble. You hear me?

[Unc]

Oh, no, no, no. We getting into one partner. I want my 3 minute fade. I want my fade.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, hey, Joe. Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe. I don't have those. I don't have no problem.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

You talk about you don't let nobody play. Yeah, but you being everybody, fuzzy face.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Nah, I'm saying everybody.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

You know, the fuzzy face is.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

What's that? What's that, Joe? What's that, Joe?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

What you be talking about you be doing all the time and you be trying to get me to come on

[Unc]

eating grocery.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Oh, you said everybody. That's. That's that. I. I did. That's when I performing. Huh? That's. That's when I was performing because I be. Hey, remember I used to work on the street?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

They said my OO is a 9th degree tongue. Tongue. Fu. Master. Yeah, Tom fool master.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, where you think them 12s come from? They ain't come around for no money.

[Unc]

Damn.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Oh, Joe. I Keep telling. You can't eat off everybody plate.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, what they. They coming to me for the experience.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

What you want me to do?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Be selfish?

[Unc]

Come on, man. Come.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, Joe. I don't want to be selfish. It's about the experience, you know? You know, word of mouth, it travels fast.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

No.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Praise God.

[Unc]

You make him get in the shower first, huh?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

You make him come straight out the plane.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I like

[ISO Joe Johnson]

the plane.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I don't want. Hey, Joe.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Working out?

[Unc]

No.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, I like. I like a natural joke, you know?

[Unc]

And she. I'm telling. That thing been smothered.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, yeah. Yes, yes, yes. That's how you like it.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, Joe.

[Unc]

Oh, come on, Joe.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, Joe. You gotta do the fingertips

[ISO Joe Johnson]

come out of yoga, Joe. It don't matter to him.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

You gotta sit right up there on the counter.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

That's how you gotta be, Joe. Hey, just use your finger, you know? You, like, take taste test?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Absolutely.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Your mama when your mom making cake. And you dip your finger in the cake. Cake batter.

[Unc]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

That's all you got to do.

[Unc]

I heard you, Florida boy. I heard y' all something else.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, hey, listen, Joe. We gonna put on the show when it's time.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Damn, Joe. When you go to his house, bring your own solo. Cup ain't dragging out of nothing.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, I ain't got no. I ain't got no. I ain't got no dishes.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

You know, back in the day, Joe, you know, back with that. We growing up. Hey, they passed the water bottle. They probably passed the water bottle.

[Unc]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't do that.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

No, dude, man. Hey, hey. If he drink it, I would pull the rest of the water out. Give me a fresh batch. No, no, no, no. Oh, no.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

We all good.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Stranded on the desert island. We ain't got but one canteen. I'm like, go ahead, Ocho.

[Unc]

Oh, man.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Well, I tell you what. If we strand on the desert island and there's only one canteen, y' all first.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Unc]

Now we gonna make sure you don't get the job.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah. You gonna die first. We already know. Oh, no. We ain't fooling with you, Ocho.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, y'.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

All.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Y' all know. Y' all know. Hey, listen, I'm a bishop of. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a brother of the cloth.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

That's okay.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I'm an ordained minister.

[Unc]

Okay.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

A lot of the ministers have some. We know your past, though. I understand the. Where you headed, but it's just hard for me to get what you've done in your past.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, hey, one thing about it. God said to repent and. And ask for forgiveness, and I did that.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

You are forgiven. You just not forgiven for being. By being ISO. For.

[Unc]

Yeah, absolutely right.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

That's fine.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

We ain't got nothing to do with that. I ain't got nothing do with that.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I got you. It's all good. Hey, I had my fun, though, when I was living you. I have my. Hey, hey, you gotta try that, though, one time, man.

[Unc]

Man, you gotta chill. Don't be telling nobody if that ain't the thing. If that ain't they thing. Don't be trying to get nobody.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Got it? You gotta. You gotta. Hey, hey, Joe, it's 20, 26, man. Unc gotta. He got at least start sucking some toes or doing something, man. God damn. Now, come on, man. Come on. Come on, you. Come on, man. Hey, just listen, Unc. Get some ice cubes, right? Hit the ice cubes. Break the ice cubes up, right? You hear me?

[Unc]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Break the ice cubes up. Just put toesy about like you're playing the harmonica like this.

[Unc]

I'm saying, what is it gonna do? It's gonna get. All right.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, it's gonna get it right. Then you flip over, keep the ice in your mouth. Huh? Huh? Like a. Like a blender. Go in there. Like the blender, huh?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Y' all don't mind, I gotta give me a shot, Joe.

[Unc]

Oh, go ahead, Go ahead. Oh, Lord have mercy.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Sorry, Chat, but this man doing too much, way too much on a Saturday night.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Listen, I'm just trying to help you, man. Like, you might not need help in that area, you know, at your age, but there's always room for improvement there. Oh, there are always things you haven't done. You know, I'm. I'm just. Listen. I'm just telling you. I'm. I'm. I'm just. Listen, man, you take my advice if you want to, you know, I just. You spice it up a little bit. Add some fireworks into the bedroom.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Well, I'm waiting on the fourth for the fireworks. That what I'm waiting on. Hey, KB I want to see, I don't know, Jordan Rig. Oh, you know, he wrong for doing my guy ISO like that. Hey, let me be the referee for ISO and Joe fight. So I saw. We owe them hands for doing him like that.

[Unc]

Yeah, he already know it. He already know it.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, well, I'm ready. Hey, everything you throw, getting blocked, getting blocked, and something coming back with it.

[Unc]

Well, you must don't Know me very well.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Oh, I. I know you very well. ISO. Joe Johnson.

[Unc]

I got something for you.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I hope so glasses too.

[Unc]

Oh, I appreciate that. Appreciate that.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

These are made up of Turkish quartz. Because these are special kind of glasses. These are special for laportier.

[Unc]

Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, they put. I put them to some good use over here.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, no, you don't drink, so you don't get the. The custom glasses.

[Unc]

Yeah,

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

yeah, I don't drink nothing. I don't drink nothing.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

No, you can't put your.

[Unc]

You don't got no friends, you don't got no homies or nothing.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Oh, hey, hey. All my homeboy drink, Joe.

[Unc]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, Joe, they don't play. You know, we meet at the cigar bar. Damn. Damn. They every day right down the street. Yeah, them joker drink like fish joke.

[Unc]

Oh, Joe.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, man, I don't see how they do it, man.

[Unc]

Yeah,

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Unc, you good?

[Unc]

Nah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, matter of fact, if your people there, you could try that tonight too now.

[Unc]

Oh, man.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

What kind of refrigerator you got? Your refrigerator give you the big ice cubes or the small ones already crushed up?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I got this. I got this one in Atlanta that make the big cubes like you have, like, they probably have it twin peak the cube like this big, right? And yeah, I had. I had this machine that make 84 cubes. So the 84 was inside of the cube. So it's an ice cube.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Imagine what you could do with that, huh? Take the 84 cube. No, no. And you. Oh, man, you could. Man, you could almost use that like a God.

[Unc]

What it do here?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, Joe. Hey, it's dog. My. My imagination, my creativity is going now. Just think about what you can do.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

No, bring it on back. You think you.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, hey, think about using the 84, right? You and your baby, right? You getting in the mood? Little foreplay? Using the 84 as a plug. You feel me?

[Carrie Champion or Jemele Hill]

You.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

You. You know what I mean, huh? You don't want to try that.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

And then what I'm gonna do with the ice cube after that. Ocho, I know you think I'm gonna put it in my mouth.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, you gotta suck it back out.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

How you gonna say mayo on hot dogs is crazy when you talk about eating squirrel, Raccoon, Horse. Shout out, nightcap. I said, look, I ate. Will I eat squirrel again? Yes. Have I eaten squirrel? Yes. Have I eaten raccoon? Yes. I've eaten a lot of different animals. But I'm saying I didn't know. I've never seen anybody put mayo on a hot dog. So When. So when Fluffy said he put mayo on hot dog, I say, bro. As a matter of fact, he just DM me. So now when he making a sandwich, he doing anything, he DM me, he's shaking the. He's shaking the mayo. But I've never seen anybody put me on hot dogs. I didn't know people ate mayo.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Listen, I. I eat hot dogs everywhere I go, Joe. Every sporting event, you know, they'd be making fun of me. Here you go with the glizzies. And I always get two. And I ate everything. I eat mine playing I. I just. Mayo anything. Ketchup that would get in the way. That. That'd get in the way of me. I. I don't like that.

[Unc]

Hey, I've seen. I seen down in Miami, man, where they got these hundred dollar hot dogs with caviar and all that stuff on there.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Cava who?

[Unc]

Caviar.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Caviar. I mean, caviar don't caviar. Just put it on the cracker, put it on something. It don't go on no hot dog.

[Unc]

Man, they selling. They got. They got this place sell hot dogs in Miami. I'm have to send it to y'.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

All.

[Unc]

100 hot dogs, caviar, a little sprinkle of something on there like some gold.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, hey, hey, Joe. I ain't. I ain't going. I ain't going to. If I wanna. If I want a hot dog, I go right in the design district. No, they got the little hot dog cars like they got in New York. Yeah, they got a man on each block with a little hot dog cart. Hot dog, 2.50. Give me a nice. Give me a nice peach peach soda. A check soda.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Go to Costco. You want a hot dog? A dollar fifty.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Costco. Costco.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Too far. Okay.

[Unc]

Oh, Ocho like. Ocho like that street meat.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah. Hey, that street. The street vendor hot dog. Them thing be good, bro. Yes, sir.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Well, we know. We already. You already told Joe and I that you eat anything, so we're not surprised. I just want you to know.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, hey, hey, uncle. Uncle Joe, look, absolutely. What we talking about here. Yeah. Yes, sir.

[Unc]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yes, sir. Yes.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I mean, you just. Eat behind everybody, you know, back in the day. Hey, bro, let me get a bite of that. Ain't nobody said nobody ever with Ocho.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, hey. It's the reason I look so young.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

You keep on looking young, I'm gonna go and get old. I'll be looking like Ray Gibson in life. I'm cool with it. Danielle Wells. What's Good. Big three. Question, y', all opinion. Which bio movie was the best Between All Eyes on Me. Notorious. Straight out of Compton. Straight out of Compton.

[Unc]

Yeah. Straight out of Compton was a beast. They all were pretty.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, they were. I saw them all. Straight out Compton.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah. You know, for me, I think, you know, because, man, nwa, when they came

[Unc]

out, hey, they weren't playing.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, they was very controversial, too, huh?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, but very controversial.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, you know, same thing with. With Uncle Luke. What's about With. With the government. With the government. Controversy.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Be so horny.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah.

[Unc]

Shake that the dude, bro.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I want to rock. I want to rock. I want to rock. Prince, Drama, Big three. What's up, fellas? Remember the year writers calls Clay a supermax and ISO. Would you say 2010 was the best free agency by far? I think so.

[Unc]

2010, I think that's when LeBron went to Miami.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, Mellow was up. Mellow resigned with the Knicks. D. Wade was up. He signed with the Heat. Chris Bosch was up. He went to Miami.

[Unc]

Yeah, yeah, I. I think it was. Everybody had clear. Pretty much cleared their rosters. Uncle Nocho trying to save money just in case LeBron wanted to. Want to come to their team. So everybody had money. So, you know, we. We all caught a good riff for that. I know I did from being in that free agency. You got D. Wade Braun, Chris Boshmello. Hey, sometimes it's. It's good to be lucky.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Dr. LA Brown, MD. All I want in life is for a man to love me as much as Shannon loves LeBron. Because, damn, I just want to trigger. But with all these people, y' all never say this. When people hype up Kobe, when people hype up, when people hype up Jordan, nobody ever says, I want somebody to love me as much as they love Kobe or as much as they love LeBron. So what is it about that? Because y' all say LeBron. So if y' all saying that Jordan is the goat and Kobe is the second coming, that means they have more supporters than LeBron. And I've never heard anybody say, I want somebody to love me. Like ex love Kobe or ex love Jordan. Why they never say that? Maybe because Jordan has never acknowledged them. Because Kobe never acknowledged them and LeBron James has acknowledged me. He sees me at the game, he comes and dapped me up. And all those people that supported Kobe and Jordan never got acknowledged. Could that be it? Okay. Okay. It's cold. Cool. When he play good, I'm gonna say, play good. If he play bad, I'm gonna say he gonna play bad. That's the way it rolls, man. You said two weeks ago the Lakers weren't no good. Here's the thing. I got a new set of facts. So when you get a new set of facts, don't show what should happen. Your opinion should change. See, the problem with you guys, you get new information and you still hold on to the same facts, the same opinion that you had before. You got the new info, but not the LA Brown. We appreciate you watching, bro. Jason Zelda. I remember ddp Diamond Dallas Page Malone versus Rodman and Hulk Hogan was the highest grossing pay per view in WCW history. I remember that also.

[Unc]

Oh, damn. They said it was the highest gross on pay per view.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

WC World Championship Wrestling. Now, obviously, you know, WWE took it to a whole new level.

[Unc]

Was that when. Was that when the Bulls played the Jazz in the finals day?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

No, that might have been. That was. I think that was after that.

[Unc]

It was after that.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Mike. Mike. What up, Big three oo. You and ISO need to punk. That'd be great. Chronic to prank him. And y' all know what would come up with a good idea. Come up with a good one.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I. I got a good one already.

[Unc]

No, I n. I ain't messing with Uncle. Already said he. He don't like to play them silly games.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

It ain't about what he like to play. It's about what we gonna do. Huh?

[Unc]

Who is we?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Well, I mean, if you scared, you scared.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, don't worry about it. We got something for you, though, Joe. And I got something for you. Don't you worry about that. Let me go and take me another swig. Cause you got me grossed out.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

What you grossed out about, huh? Huh? What you grossed out about?

[Unc]

Eating groceries, man, that man ain't gotta eat no groceries, bro. He's straight, Joe.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

You don't eat. Grow no groceries, Joe.

[Unc]

No, I ain't never.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Thank you, man.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Y', all.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

That's why me and Joe get along. Power to the people.

[Unc]

I know. Hey.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Oh, man. What y' all doing, man?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Clearly not what you do.

[Unc]

Proximity, Ocho. Hey, I know it's close proximity, but

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

y' all gotta grow up, man. Y' all gotta grow up, man. Y' all gotta grow up, man. Come on, man. Just.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

That's why. That's why we gotta stay spread. Because if he in the neighborhood, he's gonna drop in.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, hey, Joe.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

He right around the corner, man. You know, I was right around the corner. I figured I'd stop in here. No.

[Unc]

What's that?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, before. Before Arkansas play tomorrow. Man, go ahead, go ahead. Come on, come on, come on, come on, Joe. It's 3:00 in the morning, Joe. So, like, when we finish the show and then tell me about it tomorrow.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

And tomorrow.

[Unc]

Hey, that's what they like. Is that what they like?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, Joe. It's something different, Joe. Traders. Try it, Joe. Just try it.

[Unc]

I'm straight for me.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I mean, theoretically, Ocho, nobody knows where the nose goes when the doors close.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

You know, it's all considered sex.

[Unc]

I just.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I just want Joe to be comfortable, you know, doing something different and being able to see.

[Unc]

I am. I am comfortable. I'm comfortable.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I'm confident. Okay, just. Just try, Joe. Hey, did you use your thumb to start off, Joe? It's okay.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Take another one. Yeah, I let this one lady say may. Hey, not all women like that. Maybe them young ones do. Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Oh, no, don't let them lie to you. They love it. You hear me?

[Unc]

The most. The older women love it.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

What?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, Joe, I had one by 72, Joe. I had one by 72, Joe. Hey, what? She ain't never. Oh, my God. Where you got. Where you learn this from? I've never had this kind of feeling before.

[Unc]

72.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, Joe, you know what they do to you at 72?

[Unc]

72. Oh, Joe.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Oh, 72. She took her teeth out, Joe. I ain't never felt.

[Unc]

Oh, man, you gotta stop it.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, Joe, listen to me, Joe.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey, Joe, I ain't never joke, you hear me?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, listen, I laugh for you before I lie to you, Joe. It was different. It was different. Now, people, you know, people call people cougars and they try to go for the young one. The young ones, they play too many games. Ain't nobody got time to be brain wrestling with you.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, old folk.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

But hey, Joe, over 50, they know

[Unc]

exactly what they want. They know what they want.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

They're getting straight to business. And after you're done, they gonna put you out the house.

[Unc]

Get out of here.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, they're gonna send you back home. But they're sending you home with some food, though. They can pack your little snack, obviously.

[Unc]

Hey.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Oh, by somebody, you bull job. And some of the ones be like, they'd be 62. 65. So I see them on Tick Tock.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah. Hey, looking good, huh?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, they'd be on the ground, Joe.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

There.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I'll be seeing like 65. 60. I'm like, damn.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, get you one of them now, huh? They had you feeling like you had the ufo. Yeah, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, don't don't sleep. Don't sleep on them cougars. Joe. I mean, Joe, you mad?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Can't be taking blood pressure medicine. Somebody.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, I. Listen, I'm talking. It's the old me. I'm just sharing stories about the old me.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

This.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

This the old me. So I'm, you know, I'm. I ain't like this no more, but.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Don Cino 305. My wife Danae and I, Chris, got married four months ago. The best decision I made in my life, y'. All. Next night cap. Congratulations. Chris and Danae. Chris and the Nate, Congratulations on the marriage. Glad. Glad it's going. It's. You're in bliss. It is blissful.

[Unc]

Yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

You're having a great time. Congratulations. I don't know how long you guys known each other, but the Nightcap family is extremely proud of you guys and happy for you guys. So again, congratulations. And yeah, yeah. I mean, Joe and I gonna plan something. Ocho. Cause Joe, you know, we gonna be looking at the building. We don't got everything. And this man said, man, you know, something came up. And so, you know.

[Unc]

Yeah, you already. You know how I go

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Legos. Y' all finna build Legos. Hey, hey. Wherever y' all going, we go. My buddy, my buddy, my buddy. Hear me?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Ryan Jones. Hey, unc. Currently in med school. Could you give me a pep talk or. What it takes to be great and the mindset that comes with it. Love you guys. I wish I knew what you was going into. Obviously, if you're going into a specialist, it's going to take a lot more training. But your desire to be great has to be greater than your desire not to be. Because a lot of people. Look, how great do you want to be? Because your desire to be great got to be. You're greater than the people desire for you not to. To succeed. Because you know people are not gonna be happy for you. Everybody's not going to be happy for you. I believe in me. I gotta prove myself right. And then all of you guys will be wrong. I don't need to prove you wrong. I just need to prove myself right. Get up every day, bro. You know what it takes for you to you and currently in med school, you had to go four years of undergrad, probably two and a half years of. Of secondary. And now you're gonna have to do 4. And plus another 2, 3 of residency. Do you know what it takes the dedication and the discipline to do all of that? Do. Do all that studying? It should you. You don't really need a Pep talk. Because you are extremely disciplined in order to be. To make it this far. You're extremely, extremely disciplined. You don't make it that far without being disciplined because it's a lot of studying, it's a lot of time management. How well can you manage time? You do that extremely well,

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

bro.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I'm waiting for the next couple of years when you come back and say, oh, man, I'm. I'm a doctor. That's gonna be. That's gonna be great for a nightcap.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, and when you. When you.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Hey.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

When you want something bad enough where nothing will get in the way.

[Unc]

You hear me?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Bad enough.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Nothing. Nothing. To see, to know your family go. How proud your family's going to be that they got a doctor. You may have got a doctor in the family, bro. Ryan, you got this. Underground underscore kicks. Big three, y'.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

All.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Number one. Can I. Can y' all wish me a happy 70th birthday to my mom, Joanne Dunning? Absolutely. Happy birthday, Joanne.

[Unc]

Happy, happy birthday.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Wow. The big seven zero. That is absolute blessing. 70 times around the sun. Hopefully you enjoyed every single one of them. And hopefully you enjoy the kids and y' all got together Underground kicks. Hopefully you got with mom. Y' all did something special for. Because, hey, a lot of people don't have their moms. You got yours, and you got to got to share a very special day with them. Gabe Muniz. What's up, y'? All Love. Much love. DB for life. Oh, can we get a classic? Oh, no. What time that's for Ocho. Would you be talking about doing that's all that other stuff, Joe? Oh, no.

[Unc]

Yeah. Oh, no.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, I'm gonna get you right before 20, 26 in. I'm gonna get you right.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Oh. Oh, no, I'm good.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Come back and tell me all. Come back and tell us all about it, man.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

No can do, Ocho. We good. But like I said, like that lady said. The lady said everybody don't be liking that freaking stuff, Ocho. They don't be liking all that licking this, doing all that stuff.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

What lady said?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

She say maybe them young girls like that. Them young ones.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

No, no, no, no, no, no. I told you I had 172. Was. Was on that. On that type of time about that life.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Cause I know them. They ain't do that back then. Oh, no.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Oh, I know. But that's the whole point is you want to introduce them to something new that they didn't do back in the 30s.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Take your clothes out, lay down and go and get it done. You finished? Put your clothes back on the lead. No, ain't nobody doing all that.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, it's 2026. You. You need. You need to give people an experience. An experience?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Them old lady, them old. Them people. Hey, they ain't believing all that. They ain't doing all that stuff. Ocho. Back then, my grandma and grandma and grandfather didn't even sleep in the same bed.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

No, yeah, I understand. I understand that. But this ain't back then. This is now. You. We need to live in the. In the present.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Nine kids, she said. My granddaddy ain't never seen her naked. Not in the daylight. Now, you couldn't see with him. He. Unless he got Atlantic, unless he got out. Unless he owl or animal something can see in the dark. Hey, man, the old people, they play like that, don't you?

[Unc]

That's what I'm trying to see. Where he got this 72 year old.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Oh, hey, hey. You want me to tell you, Joe? It's okay.

[Unc]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, boy.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

On south beach at Soho House, boy. Yeah, she was. Hey, she rich now. She stays. She stay on Star Island. This one? No, just any 72 year old now.

[Unc]

Oh, you been. You hang out at the Soho House, Joe. I already knew it.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yo, I. Man, I. You know, I had a little ad in the paper, Joe.

[Unc]

Yeah?

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah. For married women that's married to rich men.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

That.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

That don't pay him no mind. What?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, you looking for that man? You didn't see that man, what you call him? Caught his wife cheating and shot another. And shot the man about five, six times out there in broad daylight.

[Unc]

I've seen it.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, Leave that alone though, Joe.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Oh, that. I ain't see that. I said this was back in the day.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I don't know.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah, I know. I know you don't condone it, but,

[ISO Joe Johnson]

you know, I had.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I'm trying to make me. I'm making me a little change on the side, though.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

A little change. That bad.

[Unc]

Man.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

This bad. Need help, Chad. I'm sorry. Chad, I'm sorry.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, Joe, I'm just telling you about my life experiences from the past.

[Unc]

Right?

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Right.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

This. This. That's the old me. That's the old me. Now, once I got baptized, I'm a person. But what I can do, that's what I like about nightcap. I can come on here and talk about some of the things from my past that most people will be ashamed to tell. I'm not ashamed to tell because we family.

[Unc]

Yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah, family.

[Unc]

Yeah.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

That made me a Nice. Hey. Hey, Joe. I made. I made about 15,000 that night.

[Unc]

Damn.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Yeah.

[Unc]

Why you stop, huh? Why you stop? That's a lot of money.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

It'd be a one time thing, Joe, you know, and it'd be one type thing.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Yeah. And them groceries can't go in the shopping cart. They can't go and shave out. I just be. Oh, I'm just saying. I would eat some groceries, but I gotta tell you what I'm getting about a Whole Foods. Yes, sir. Or Smith.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

I got you. I got you.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

I got you.

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson]

Hey, I'm. Hey, listen, it's a work in progress with you, huh? We'll get there.

[ISO Joe Johnson]

Thank you guys for joining us for another episode of Nightcap. Y' all know who I am. I'm your favorite. On there's my partner, the Cincinnati Bingo legend, a former pro Bowler and an all pro, the ring of fame honoree. That is Chad Ochocinko Johnson and University of Arkansas alum, seven time NBA all star from the Atlanta Hawks, ISO Joe Johnson. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button and go subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed wherever you get your podcast from. Thank you guys for your support. Thank you for your eyes, ears and your word of mouth. Thanks to you, Nightcap has become the success and the phenomena that has become. And because of you, we shall continue to get better. We appreciate your comments, we appreciate you helping us to get better because that's our goal. We try to. We meet and we discuss how can we give the fans a better listening and viewing experience. That is our job, to entertain you, to inform you, to educate you, while all the while while giving you the best visual and audio experience we possibly can. So again, thank you for your support and your continued support. Those looking to purchase a bottle of shade by Laportier, head over to laportierconac.com if you cannot find it in a state or city near you, just order it on laportier.com it is a premium VSOP cognac. As you can see, we have the 750 that is the OG bottle. But now we have the Junior, which is the 375. Same quality, same great taste, the same smoothness. Please drink responsibly and stay safe. Kentucky beat Santa clara in overtime 89.84. Miami beats number 10, Missouri 80 to 66. UConn beat Furman 8271. UCLA beat UCF. UCF 7571. And I will beat Clemson 6761. Kansas beat California Baptist 6860. That concludes this episode of Nightcap. We want to thank each and every one of you for joining us. We'll see you again tomorrow. I'm Unc, he's Ocho, he's ISO. We're out.

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