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ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, Sal.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
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ISO Joe Johnson
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
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ISO Joe Johnson
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
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ISO Joe Johnson
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Lily Herman
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ISO Joe Johnson
Okay.
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Lily Herman
Ready for a different take on Formula one? Look no further than no Grip, a new podcast tackling the culture of motor racing's most coveted series. Join me, Lily Herman, as we dive into the underexplored pockets of F1, including the story of the woman who last participated in a Formula One race weekend, the recent uptick in F1 romance novels, and plenty of mishaps, scandals and sagas that have made Formula One a delightful decadent dumpster fire for more than 75 years. Listen to no Grip on the iHeartRadio app. Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Carrie Champion or Jemele Hill
If you're trying to keep up with everything happening on and off the court, we've got you covered on the podcast. Flagrant and Funny. You wanna start with the first special for the Big Ten coach of the year?
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, whatever.
Carrie Champion or Jemele Hill
Would you like to.
Charlamagne Tha God
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Lily Herman
So you're a Spartan.
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ISO Joe Johnson
SGA says Lucas and Jokic fans don't complain about free throws when their favorite players get calls. But you'll never hear an OKC fan complain about my free throws. Y' all never hear Denver fans complain about Yogic free throws. You'll never hear Laker fans complain about Luca free throws. It's just part of the game, sga. You're doing something right when fans start to complain. Everybody in the history of the NBA has an arc where everyone loves and then everyone hates them. LeBron was hated and look what he's done for the game is part of the game. I love it. It's stuff I dreamed about as a kid. And you're right.
Unc
Absolutely right.
ISO Joe Johnson
The only guy I don't think. Look, we don't have media. We didn't have social media. So there's no way to definitively tell. But it's hard for me to believe that Magic and Bird and Jordan was ever disliked to this level. Now, maybe in their perspective cities. Boston hated Magic Johnson. Laker fans hated Larry Bird. Knicks fan hated you. Hey, so we understand that, but for the totality of it. Nah, nah. And like I said, we can't definitively know Ocho, because we didn't have social media. So it would have been interesting to see if we can chart it. It just so happens that now we can chart it. We can see who gets the most negative, you know, stuff on social media. And it's been LeBron James like 10, 15 years running.
Unc
Yeah. Hey, when you. When, when you great, bro? When you great? They coming at you, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Come with the territory.
Unc
I don't care what it is. Just like what Shay was saying about the foul thing. They talking about he'd be foul baiting and all. I don't think that. Well, I think. I just think he knows how to manipulate the game to where he can get to what he want. He can get his 30 points. 30 plus points a night. And he know you can't stop it. And he. Now, he may be shooting, you know, a high rate as far as free throws, but he got plenty of games.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Unc
So they acting like he can't.
ISO Joe Johnson
He can't average 30 points a night from the free throw line. Y' all better stop.
Unc
Yeah, yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
The man shooting 50 plus percent from the damn floor. Do you know how many guards have actually shot that well from the floor and scored 30 points?
Unc
It ain't been a minute, bro.
ISO Joe Johnson
Okay, I'll cut it off for you, Jordan.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That's it.
Unc
That's it. That's it.
ISO Joe Johnson
Score 30 issue, 50 from the floor. Jordan, Michael J. Jordan, Mike, MJ, whatever you want to call Ernest. That's it. To score that many points
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
and to
ISO Joe Johnson
shoot that high percentage from the damn floor.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, come on, man.
Unc
You gotta have your mind made up when you come into the game every night.
ISO Joe Johnson
I don't care what he doing. He doing something right. He gonna be back to back MVPs. That speaks ball.
Unc
He gonna hate him even more. They gonna hate him even more.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
But everybody, everybody have that run. You know, James Harden had that run where he was shooting a bunch of free throws. Joel Embiid had that run where he was shut to shooting a bunch of free throws.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah, that goddamn James used to be killing that thing, bro. That goddamn step back Joe.
Unc
Hey, he had.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
It'd be looking like he traveling, but he not.
Unc
He got a lot. I'm telling you, when you left handed,
ISO Joe Johnson
I already feel like, yeah, man, they seem crafty as hell.
Unc
Yeah, they are, bro. They are. And that, that. The fact that James left handed, can shoot, can get by his, man. He got an in between game. He can get all the way to the bucket. When he left okc, bro, he was thriving.
ISO Joe Johnson
It's just like Manu. You remember how crafty Manu was like that, Man, that left hand, it's something about a lefty, man.
Unc
Couldn't stop it, Couldn't stop it. Crazy craftiness.
ISO Joe Johnson
Dennis Rodman will be inducted into the 2026 class of the WWE hall of Fame. This is nearly 30 years since he infamously skipped Bulls practice following Game 3 of the NBA Finals against the Utah Jazz. To opinion. Pierre on Monday night show with Hulk Hogan. Robert will enter the WWE celebrity wing of the hall of Fame, joining likes like Muhammad Ali, Pete Rose, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Donald Trump and Mike Tyson. We always talk about global fame, Michael Jordan and Al L, but how big of A cultural phenomenon. Guys was Dennis Rodman in the 90s.
Unc
He was a huge coach.
ISO Joe Johnson
He dated Madonna at the apex of a career.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it was different, huh? When it came to the hair, the way. The way he played, the stuff he did off the court, Joe. Yeah, yeah, he was different.
Unc
He was different. Boy, I mean, hey, hey. How many matches he had for them to put him in the hall of Fame, the WWE hall of Fame? How many matches he had?
ISO Joe Johnson
A couple, I think. Shaq. Shaq also wrestled Carl Malone, so there have been a few.
Unc
Oh, yeah, he did. I think he did have a. Yeah, I think he had a match.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn, I don't remember that.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, but now, Robin, he was as popular. He had a nice little roster too.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hell yeah.
Unc
Oh, didn't.
ISO Joe Johnson
Didn't he?
Unc
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Carmen Electra.
ISO Joe Johnson
You ever seen her?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Nah.
ISO Joe Johnson
When she was. When she was at her apex, she
Unc
was like that, huh?
ISO Joe Johnson
She was small, but she was put together.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Flawless, huh? Flawless.
Unc
Wet leather, flat out, flat out, blood out, all that.
ISO Joe Johnson
So, I mean, like I said, he. With Madonna when she was at an apex. And he had a. He had a unique skill. He understood the game. He could play defense, he could do two things great. He could rebound the basketball and he could play defense.
Unc
Yeah, yeah, he gonna out hustle. You're gonna outwork you at an elite level.
ISO Joe Johnson
Scoring the ball was. Yeah, you got eight points from you like, oh, my goodness, we got eight. But you was gonna get 50.
Unc
That's a bonus. Yeah, and take his shoes off on the side old. I remember that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You were tripping, bro. But see, hey, hey, Mike, Mike and Scotty did they best keeping him practice
ISO Joe Johnson
and went to right with the wrestle Ocho in the finals. Imagine somebody's clipping a Super bowl practice to go wrestle.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, I wonder what they find him on.
ISO Joe Johnson
I don't know.
Unc
I don't know. I know they would. They would peed off.
ISO Joe Johnson
I know the NFL, they're gonna take your whole salary. They're gonna take all your. They gonna take all. All your super bowl money. You ain't get no check.
Unc
Hey, listen, though. But that's why coaching matters. Because if it wasn't Phil Jackson, if it was somebody else who was less patient, who didn't have patience, like Phil Jackson. Yeah, man, everybody. Hey, man, get up out of here with all that. You know what I mean? But Phil knew Phil. Like you say, Phil knew he needed. He needed to decompress a little bit.
ISO Joe Johnson
Jordan was going to gamble in between finals games, play playing 36 holes of golf. Joe Ocho, imagine Tom Brady before the super bowl, and then he out there on a Friday night. Tom Brady at a casino. So the super bowl is in Vegas, and they got Tom Brady at the Venetian or the Wind Red Rocks or somewhere at the blackjack table.
Unc
Yeah, yeah, that's different.
ISO Joe Johnson
The thing that basketball players could get away with, like. Like, on the way, gang, you know, you could fly. Like, you hear stories about. Harden would go to come to Vegas, so he would be able to go back to.
Unc
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What I was like, yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
I would start stretching myself out. Could grow about another four, five inches.
Unc
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause, hey, hey, them teams sometimes. Cause, you know, I played. I played in Houston with James for a few months. And Coach d', Antoni, who coached me when I was in Phoenix, when I played on that Phoenix team, he was a head coach in Houston.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
Unc
Hey, Ocho, he used to give us two days off. He never give us more than two. Be like, y' all had the next two days off, right? Going to Vegas. Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Out there quick, huh? I see y' all get a little bit more grace. Cause y' all already, man, that money
ISO Joe Johnson
y' all making, fully guaranteed.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
It's fully guaranteed. I mean, that's what we call. That's the fu. Money, Joe.
Unc
Well, I mean, it's a little different,
ISO Joe Johnson
you know, in football.
Unc
Every play is almost a career ending. Play.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
Unc
You know, I mean, basketball ain't like that. We ain't wearing pads. It's a little physical, but we, you know, we. We ain't got no. Hell, man. No.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, no, but, but, but, Rodman, look, obviously, you got your superstars, but for a guy that didn't win MVPs or things like that for what he was able to do, everybody knew who he was.
Unc
Had his own shoe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah, I remember.
Unc
You know, big man don't typically have their own shoes. That man didn't even. He wasn't even. No score. Ocho. He still had his own shoe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, but, like, the sock. I mean, not. Not the sock, but the zip on the side, right?
ISO Joe Johnson
What he had.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Didn't. They had a zip on the side?
ISO Joe Johnson
Who? Robin?
Unc
I don't remember if it had a.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah, the Robin shoes.
Unc
I don't think. I don't know if it had a zip on. You might be talking about the glove. Gary Payton's.
ISO Joe Johnson
Carl Malone had LA gear. Didn't Carmelo had LA gear? What was Carl Malone shoe.
Unc
Yeah, I think. I think earlier.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, because, you know, LA gear had a shoe pony. You remember Pony Joe used to have? Yeah, because Bud well wore ponies. He had them city wings. Yeah, I think Robert Paris never had pony.
Unc
Converse was super.
ISO Joe Johnson
The weapons. Yeah. Larry bird, Magic Johnson, Dr. J.
Unc
Hey hey. What y' all know about them XJ9 hundreds from Payless? Y' all know nothing about them? Yeah, I used to get them XJ9 hundreds from Payless. My mom used to take me in there. Get them xj900.
ISO Joe Johnson
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Lily Herman
And how did a 2023 event called Wagageddon change the paddock forever? That day is just seared into my memory. I'm culture writer and F1 expert Lily Herman, and these are just a few of the questions I'm tackling on no Grip, a Formula one culture podcast that dives into the underexplored pockets of the sport. In each episode, a different guest and I will go deeper into the wacky mishaps, scandals and sagas, both on the track and far away from it, that have made F1 a delightful, decadent dumpster fire for more than 75 years. Listen to no Grip on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Carrie Champion or Jemele Hill
If you're trying to keep up with everything happening on and off the court, we've got you covered on the podcast. Flagrant and funny you look at the for number one seeds, what do you think UCLA is going to do? Break down that for me, my friend. Obviously, UConn is the overwhelming favorite in this tournament, but I'll be honest, I think people are kind of sleeping on Texas. Experts are suggesting that UCLA is the number one challenger to UConn, and that right after that would be Texas. SEC is so is so deep and so thick in Just about everything. It really is annoying. So it's UCLA, Texas, South Carolina, LSU, only ones that could possibly upset UConn on flagrant and Funny. We're giving our unfiltered takes on the biggest moments, the conversations everyone's having. So whether your bracket is busted or you just want the latest on the tournament, we got, you listen to Flagrant and Funny with Carrie Champion and Jemele Hill on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports.
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ISO Joe Johnson
What's wrong?
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ISO Joe Johnson
Well, take a look at me now. Liquid IV is officially part of my daily hydration routine.
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John Green
I'm John Green. You may know me as the author of the Fault in Our Stars. And now, I guess also as the co host of the Away End, a brand new world soccer podcast. I'm Daniel Alarcon, a writer and journalist, and John and I have known each other since we were kids. My first World cup was Mexico. 86. I was nine years old. I watched every game and I fell in love. On our new podcast, the Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World cup for US Soccer. Football is a story we've shared for over 30 years, since Daniel was the star player on our high school soccer team.
ISO Joe Johnson
Very debatable.
John Green
And I was their most loyal and sometimes only fan. I love this game. I love its history, its hope, its heartbreak, and above all it, its beauty. Together we'll find out why. Of all the unimportant Things football, soccer is the most important. Listen to the away end with Daniel Alarcon and John green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get
ISO Joe Johnson
your podcasts online, showing the game sliding DMs of women Instagram. In the DM, the game opens simply F3. I don't know what that mean. To which the recipient often respond with confusion. The rapper would tell them, oh, ish, my bad. I saw a snack and thought this was a vending machine. Okay, F3 is now officially retired. We shot, we scored, we had a good run. But bigger, better things now. F4 coming soon. Ocho, be honest. What's the pickup line? Ocho?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That is.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm looking like, what the hell?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah. Matter of fact, and that's exactly why everybody gonna respond. They're gonna respond to that. And. And people, you know, some, you know, you know, the women acting, acting creative, like, oh, he using the same line with everybody. Hell, if you're going for. If you're going for 20 jobs, right, Joe?
Unc
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And you filling out 20 job applications. What you putting. You're not changing. You're not changing. You know what you're putting on each application?
Unc
Yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You trying to get that job.
ISO Joe Johnson
Right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
So you're gonna use the same format feeding job that you qualify for.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, I don't know. I'm a fisherman, Joe. You fish before when you go fishing?
Unc
Yeah, yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
You throw out there. So you got bait? Let's just say you fishing with wigglers. You fishing with worms.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Red Rivers, Louisiana. Pinks, night crawlers. You. Oh, yeah, they bite me. You switching bait? Hell, no. You keep. You ain't all of a sudden to go to an artificial lure. A crank, a shad, a jig, a worm jelly. You ain't fishing with crickets. You ain't fishing with artificial lures. You ain't fishing with no. No, no meal worms. You gonna continue to. They biting. Why change up?
Unc
There you go.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, no point. Hey, if it ain't. If it ain't. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. You hear that all the time, that game.
ISO Joe Johnson
Shout out o. Game 38, 46.
Unc
Oh, yeah, yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Game must be on the sparks then.
Unc
Hey, hey.
ISO Joe Johnson
I can understand why they be confused because I. I had no Idea what damn F3, what F3 was. But that he said, you know, that's what the vending machine. F3G.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, very catchy. Very catchy. That's a good. That's a Good one. That's a good one. I'm surprised. I, I. I'm surprised. I ain't think about that back in my day, man.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Unc
Oh, yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
You had.
Unc
You had some good pickup lines.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, Joe. Hey, Joe. Well, I had to get for gab, Joe, that one thing I could do is I could talk. Joe, you hear me?
Unc
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Everything coming. Everything coming out my mouth is a lie, too, Joe.
Unc
There you go.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, hey, listen, Joe. I'm gonna tell you everything you want to hear. You hear me?
Unc
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Huh? Tell me tell you everything you want in. I'm a laugh. I'm gonna laugh you out your draw every time. Hey, hey, no, no, no, no lie, no lie. Don't. Don't really got to spend nothing. You know, your personality. Your personality will win more times than leave with money.
Unc
Oh, no.
ISO Joe Johnson
Because it all depends on what you're going to laugh. They laughing and talking about they ocho crazy.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. Yeah. Hey, hey, Joe. Hey, hey. Sometimes you. Sometimes you ain't got to leave with no money. You Only you don't need. You don't need it sometime, right?
Unc
Right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No, sir.
Unc
You make a laugh. You can. You can almost make her do whatever, can't you?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yo, every time I'm talking about I wouldn't. I had. But my, my success rate was 98 of the time. No. And the percentage where it didn't go too well because they begged for something before I got something. No, sir.
Unc
No, no, no, no, no.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, no. Refill that. That Sparks prescription.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, shoot. Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready.
Unc
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
April, April.
Unc
Hey, hey, hey.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Ready.
Unc
Hey, what I gotta go do. I gotta go subscribe.
ISO Joe Johnson
We got you. We got you covered. Yeah. We gonna get to the fade. You filling out. We got you coming. We got you covered.
Unc
Okay. Bet. Bet. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna see what they talking about.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, hey. You break bad record. You hit 84.
Unc
Hey, hey, hold on, hold on. Quiet is kept, though. Quiet is kept. Well, I just ordered me two bottles at 750. That, that laportier, too.
ISO Joe Johnson
Okay.
Unc
Yeah, I ordered me two bottles of the day. They should be here a little bit.
ISO Joe Johnson
Is that what I'm talking about, Joe?
Unc
Yeah, so I'm away. I'm, you know.
ISO Joe Johnson
Come on, now. You can't. You can't. Don't. Don't hit that. And, and, and the road now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, Joe, you.
ISO Joe Johnson
How many points you trying.
Unc
Hey, yeah, I want to take it back to when I. About 22.
ISO Joe Johnson
Huh?
Unc
23.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, you know what's gonna happen, right? Huh? You heard me.
Unc
What's going ever, Joe, you gonna. You.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You gonna be on that nine month program.
Unc
Hey, you need to chill, bro. Chill? Why you.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Why.
Unc
Why would you put that on me?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
It's not a bad thing, Joe. One more ain't gonna hurt.
Unc
Nah, I'm good. I'm good. With my three.
ISO Joe Johnson
I got. I'm good.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Me and Unc finna do it. You know what?
ISO Joe Johnson
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Unc said marriage up. Ain't say nothing about no kids now. Damn. Oh, joke.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I thought we was. I thought we was finna dip back in the oven.
ISO Joe Johnson
I told you I like to practice. I don't want the coach to put me in the game. I coach. I'm just out here trying to get everybody good.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Look, okay, all right, well, you out. You out the game. Me and Joe. Me and Joe.
Unc
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm out too. See, I'm with him. I'm out. Listen, I'm out. Hey, come on.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, Joe, one more won't hurt.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, well.
Unc
Yeah. Hello. You know the time it take, boy? Hey, you know what?
ISO Joe Johnson
Patience now, man. Hey, I don't have to pay.
Unc
I have.
ISO Joe Johnson
Y' all know I. I ain't the most patient person. I had to learn, boy. Look here. Cause to get the kids and they running and screaming and I'm used to peace and quiet and they just up and down.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Right, right.
ISO Joe Johnson
Who running the house? Let's go here. Let's go to the. Let's go to Houston. Let's go to Six Flags. Let's go here.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, uncle, you need that, though. You need that, that, that. Hey, listen, that, that. That'll add like a spark to your life a little bit, man.
Unc
Hey, hey, listen, listen. I'm in there taking a nap today. My little four year old came in there throwing stuff at me and everything. I'm like, hold on. You know what I'm saying?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That.
Unc
What type of time he'd be on, though?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, you know, why she throwing stuff at you, Joe? Why? She ain't got nobody her age to play with.
Unc
But that's. It's a boy.
ISO Joe Johnson
My.
Unc
My little son. No, he normally. He normally me. He normally. He played with me. Oh, Joe. I just needed a nap.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Give a little brother, little sister Joe.
Unc
Now he got an older brother and an older sister.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No, don't be selfish, Joe. Don't be.
Unc
I ain't being selfish. I got more than one.
ISO Joe Johnson
Exactly.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Nah, I ain't.
ISO Joe Johnson
Nah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Joke. Hey, hey, God. Hey, it's in the Bible. It's in the Bible, God say, be fruitful.
ISO Joe Johnson
And I multiplied.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What A what? In the Bible, odd numbers is bad luck, bro. Huh?
ISO Joe Johnson
Kids expensive.
Unc
Now, why are you acting like you don't know that?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, hey, hold on, hold on, hold on. Listen to me. Let me tell you something real quick. When it. When it comes to people saying the kids are expensive. Kids. Kids aren't expensive. They don't know where they getting. Would you choose to purchase for the child? Can be cheap as hell.
ISO Joe Johnson
We know. You're not punching anything, are you? Purchasing cheap stuff for your kids. Exactly, that's my point. Hold on.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That's. Besides, now I'm trying to make a point. Don't mess up. Don't mess up my point. Hey, hey. The baby ain't gonna know she wearing
ISO Joe Johnson
bubbles, but you, right? The baby don't, but mama does.
Unc
Yeah, there you go. That's why they got on Polo.
ISO Joe Johnson
They got on. They got on Air Jordans.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah,
Unc
he know what's going on.
ISO Joe Johnson
He can play slow.
Unc
I know you know what's going on.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, think about this. Think about if all of us had kids at the same time. Think about the amount of deals we can get with. With Pampas, with Huggies, you know, with Oshkosh be. Gosh, you know, it's all a part of nightcap. And we won't have to pay for nothing, though.
Unc
Man, we over here working on potty training. You talking about some dice. Hey, Ocho, bro, we trying to get about them diapers.
ISO Joe Johnson
How that's gonna look? Hey, I got. I got a kid.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What do you mean, how's it gonna look? There are no rules to life. There are no rules that you have to follow.
Unc
Hey, that's pretty normal, though.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yo, yo, I'm older than my uncle.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, like, that's like D.C. young.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm good. But yeah, we're gonna take care of Joe, we're gonna get you on the thing. Oh, Joe, you. You up April 1st. Joe, we're gonna get you on the. We're gonna get you on the program, get you a 90 day supply, okay?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What?
ISO Joe Johnson
What?
Unc
Ocho on a prescription plan or something? He gets something.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, yeah. Hey, hey, Joe, I take two of them. Yeah, I took. I mean, I tried. I tried two of them.
ISO Joe Johnson
Have mercy.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I tried two of them, but. Yeah. Hey, hey, she ate. She. She was in the ER for two days.
Unc
That boy gonna have a whole headache over there.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I was good. I was good. I was good. I was on the full stomach,
Unc
man. This boy here.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm just saying.
Unc
I'm telling you.
ISO Joe Johnson
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Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What happened?
ISO Joe Johnson
Talking about some more kids. Bro, I'm about to be 60.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Just think about it. That age ain't the age ain't nothing but a number. Don't do that.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hell, I can barely walk. How I'm gonna teach the kid how to walk. Hey, hey, hey. Oh, Joe, we both got. We both got our arms trying to walk. Hell no. Hey, we both got on hard bottom shoes because we can't stand up properly. Joe, you remember you. You had them hard bottom shoes?
Unc
Yeah, them little white hard bottom.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hell no, man. I ain't paying no damn teacher.
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ISO Joe Johnson
What's up? I'm Miles Turner. And I'm Brianna Stewart and our podcast Game Recognized Game has never been done before. Two active players giving you a real
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
look at our lives and what we actually think on and off the court.
ISO Joe Johnson
Nothing's off Limits. We talk trade requests.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What's the vibe of that?
Carrie Champion or Jemele Hill
When it's like your star player is
ISO Joe Johnson
like, well, I want to leave, and
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
then actually, now I'm going to stay. We talk tanking.
Unc
I mean, honestly, like, I might get
ISO Joe Johnson
in trouble for this answer, but I
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
think it's, like, definitely happening in the wnba.
ISO Joe Johnson
And, yeah, we talk about our mistakes, too. They pulled me to the side and was like, hey, man, we got a
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
call last night, man, you can't be
ISO Joe Johnson
rolling around the city like this tonight before games.
Charlamagne Tha God
No. You know, doing this, doing whatever.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
And of course, family stories. They'll be like, mommy, why did you miss that?
ISO Joe Johnson
I knew.
Unc
Do you play basketball?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Check out game recognized game with Stewie and miles on the iHeartRadio app, Apple
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ISO Joe Johnson
We both walk around there looking like Frankenstein? Oh, hell, no, I'm good.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
But, hey, that's a good one. That's a good one. That was a good one.
ISO Joe Johnson
All right, that five final seconds. Eat the chat. It's time for Q and A. Oh,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
boy, that was a good one. You and the baby.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, hell, I'm telling the old lady, hey, pick up some diapers for both of us. She. She got Pampers. I got the pins. You gotta tell a big grown ass, man, that little baby. Oh, hell, no, man. I'm done with y'.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
All.
ISO Joe Johnson
Forget you, Ocho. Before we get to our super chat, we got a video voicemail for our Discord. Make sure you join our Discord to submit video voicemail so you might appear on the show. This one comes from Arkansas 15. Let's take a listen. What he had to say.
Unc
Oh, what's up, Nightcap, man? Just want to, man, tell y', all, man, y' all doing a good job. Been watching the show from the beginning. Glad to see my boy ISO Joe on the show. My boy Chad Johnson. My favorite wide receiver growing up. Got a lot of respect for you, man. Keep going, man.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, I appreciate that, bro.
Unc
Hey, appreciate that. Look like he had one rolled up over there or something. I seen a little smoke coming up, boy. What you. What you got going, boy? Had that fire, that OG over there? Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Old lady go, I'm going on a diaper run. She come back with a box of Huggies, Pampers and a box of Depends. Richie Social. What's up, Ocho? Can I get a birthday shout out? It's my birthday. March 21st. I turned 29. I'm close to the big three zero. Absolutely, Richie. Happy birthday, bro.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Happy birthday.
Unc
Happy birthday, bro.
ISO Joe Johnson
That's right.
Unc
Live it up.
ISO Joe Johnson
Cause you about to be. You'll never be in your 20s again. Bro, you. You close. So you gotta enjoy it. You gotta enjoy 29. Cause 30 coming. But boy, 30, boy, I was kicking it. 30 gonna make you 29 your 20s. And guess what? 40 make you appreciate your 30s.
Unc
Hello.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. Make you appreciate your fault is so as you get older, you reach that decade milestone, you start to appreciate things a lot. A lot, a lot more.
Unc
Yeah. Hey.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey.
Unc
You ain't got many summers left.
ISO Joe Johnson
No, no, Boss man. I've been watching since the beginning, and y' all got me through the work day. I was curious if you guys could explain how passive rating is broken down. What moment in your life hurt your ego the most, but what ended up making you better? Man, I don't know how to get the passer ready. I guess it's yards per attempt. I don't know they're gonna start, boss man. I ain't gonna be holding you. I ain't gonna lie to you.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, that's a good question. I have no idea either.
ISO Joe Johnson
I know they need to do away with QB rating.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
What moment your ego the most. O. Joe. But ended up making you better.
Unc
Hurt me the most would end up making me better. I'll probably say getting. I got hurt my sophomore year in college. That's the same year that I left and went pro. But I had ankle surgery my sophomore year. So my sophomore year wasn't as great as my freshman year, but I was still able to get drafted. And I just think fighting through that injury, trying to strengthen my ankle back up, get back to 100%, you know, at such a young age, 19 years old, you know, it showed me a lot about myself and just how to be persistent, take care of my body. I think it helped me throughout my, you know, NBA career because I was able to play 18 years on that same anchor with no problem. So.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Right.
Unc
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Ocho,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
shoot. Something that hurt me, hurt my ego. You know what? I think the best situation for me, it didn't hurt my ego, but it did put me in a place of having to realize I have to transition now because I'm not getting another chance. When I got cut by the Dolphins. When I got cut by the Dolphins. And I sit and I sit there and think, but I was on top of the world, boy. I had everything. Joe and uncle while you hear me?
Unc
Hey, hey. You ain't even get to play a game, did you, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
But nah, nah. I did the preseason. Did the preseason, Uncle. I was on top of the world, Joe. I had by every sponsor, every endorsement.
Unc
I remember that. I remember that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
If I got in trouble at 11:30, by the time 12:00 clock hit, boy, everything was going away.
Unc
What?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, boy, I'm. But everything was going. You hear me? And boy, I sat in that cell and I thought to myself, I say, boy, you were always the villain, so you already know you're not getting a second chance, so you might as well be at peace understanding you will never play again. And figure out what you're going to do on the back end in this transition phase. Because now that window of opportunity, that's gone. So, I mean, it did. There was no ego part of being hurt, but it was a great understanding in that cell, reflecting. You're gonna have to figure that on, on the next go round because it ain't gonna be the same. It ain't gonna be on that football field.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, I think for me it was being the athlete that I was coming out of high school and I had. I bull drive around and didn't go to go where I wanted to go in college. Ended up going to Savannah State. And I remember like, man, you going to Savannah State, all that talent. And I was like, damn. Always wanted to play at a big university. My brother had gone to a big D1 school. I was like, I don't want to follow my brother's footstep, but it was absolutely the best thing that ever happened. The teachers that I met that helped me, I mean, they really, really helped Shannon Sharpe, they really cared about Shannon Sharpe. And I remember the teacher, one of my professors told me, she said, you know, I know you have dreams and everybody's told me that you just great football player, but we want a great person to leave here. We want you to be educated. We want you to be the best representation of Savannah State, not just on the football field, but as a man, as an educator. Educator. And I was like, damn. I remember, like, I remember thinking, I'm like, damn, these people really. They really care about me. That was the best thing that ever happened to me. That's the best. That's the best thing that ever happened. Going to Savannah State. I met my kids, moms on Savannah State, my homeboy, Bucket, lifelong friends. We're closer than brothers. I wouldn't change it for anything. Knowing what I know now, I do. If I did it all over again, I go to Savannah State, I go to Savannah State.
Unc
It.
ISO Joe Johnson
It absolutely made me the person that I am. It absolutely did. Because then I had to realize, Ocho, that You know, I ain't gonna be playing in front of 80,000 and I and the scouts are not gonna be down here every day to get a look at me. So I gotta give them something to come see, right? I gotta do that said, man. Come on, bro. You know, 18 years of living the life that you live, you can endure wouldn't change a thing. Boss Man, Jordan Goat 96. Them Liberty City boys just talk. King ISO put Oo in his place with a couple of them jabs. Snatch his chain for good measure, man.
Unc
I got you, bro.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, you tell. He don't know much about Liberty City to saying that.
ISO Joe Johnson
Okay. It's a good one here, right? Yes. With Chuck Norris passing. Rest in peace, Chuck. Hey, now, I'm curious. What's your favorite martial arts movie? Oh, your martial arts movies.
Unc
Yeah. Karate Kid. There's no question.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Damn. That's a good one. That's a good question.
ISO Joe Johnson
Bruce Leroy, who's the master in the dragon blood sport.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
Unc
I bet y' all know nothing about the three ninjas.
ISO Joe Johnson
Nah. Who?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
The ninjas?
Unc
Yeah. Oh, yeah. I want nothing about that.
ISO Joe Johnson
The last dragon is Bruce Leroy. Enter the Dragon.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Bruce Lee, I think Dragon.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, it might be vice versa.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
The Karate Kid is. Is. That's. That's iconic, bro.
ISO Joe Johnson
You know, I like anything. Yeah. I like Jet Li, I like Ilk, man. You ever seen.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hold on. Hey, I bet y' all don't remember Blind Fury. Remember Blind Fury? Blind Fury was funny. Boy, that's old, too. That's way back in the 90s.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, but anything. I like John. Like I said, I like John. Claude Van Damme and Bloodsport, obviously. Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee. How can Bruce Lee not be your favorite? You know martial arts.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, Martial art.
Unc
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Well, I mean, Jackie Chan is up there too now.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, Fist of Fury.
Unc
Fist of Fury.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, okay. Hold on.
Unc
I don't know that blood sport. Cold.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. What?
Unc
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Lady Ray rest in peak. Chuck Norris in homage. Here's my favorite Chuck Norris joke. When he was born, Chuck Norris drove his mother home from the hospital.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That's a good one. I've been seeing some good Chuck Norris today on Twitter.
ISO Joe Johnson
Push the earth down. Jason Zelda of RIP Chuck Norris, a legend is gone. What's the best movie you think he did? I'm going with Walker, Texas Ranger. That was a good. I like Delta Force.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, remember Delta Force? That's old.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, but Walker, Texas Ranger was good. I like. I used to watch that. But I. I think. I think the movie that I. That I like probably was Delta Force with Chuck Norris, Dr. Frank L. Bellamy. Hey, fam. ISO. Joe, if this was a movie scene, what's happening to Ocho Quick? Bruce Lee, knock out Steven Seagal. Calm down. Beat down. Over John Van Damme slow motion with the music playing.
Unc
So he said, that's what.
ISO Joe Johnson
Which one happened in a movie scene to Ocho Quick? Bruce Lee knockout Steven Seagal. Calm down. Beat down. Because you know, Steven Seagal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Van Damme slow motion with the music playing.
Unc
Oh, this is gonna be. It's probably gonna be Van Damme slow with them. See, I don't wanna. I don't wanna knock him out. I want to keep him around, just beat him down real good. I ain't. I know you still need him. You know, I don't wanna. I ain't trying to mess his face up or none of that. I'm just.
ISO Joe Johnson
Y' all gonna have the whole time. I'm gonna take a break because you and you and you and Ocho, I will let you adult your. Holy doubt. I would take a night off.
Unc
All right, babe. We might have a little, you know, we might. It may be some arguing going on because, you know, he don't act right a lot of time, but. Yeah, I'm sure we can get through
ISO Joe Johnson
it the next day.
Unc
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I don't like. I don't like, you know, nobody touching my face, you know? Yeah, that's that. That's how. That's how I know, you know, if we ever. If we ever got an altercation but you. And you're in trouble. You hear me?
Unc
Oh, no, no, no. We getting into one partner. I want my 3 minute fade. I want my fade.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, hey, Joe. Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe. I don't have those. I don't have no problem.
ISO Joe Johnson
You talk about you don't let nobody play. Yeah, but you being everybody, fuzzy face.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Nah, I'm saying everybody.
ISO Joe Johnson
You know, the fuzzy face is.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What's that? What's that, Joe? What's that, Joe?
ISO Joe Johnson
What you be talking about you be doing all the time and you be trying to get me to come on
Unc
eating grocery.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, you said everybody. That's. That's that. I. I did. That's when I performing. Huh? That's. That's when I was performing because I be. Hey, remember I used to work on the street?
ISO Joe Johnson
They said my OO is a 9th degree tongue. Tongue. Fu. Master. Yeah, Tom fool master.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, where you think them 12s come from? They ain't come around for no money.
Unc
Damn.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, Joe. I Keep telling. You can't eat off everybody plate.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, what they. They coming to me for the experience.
ISO Joe Johnson
What you want me to do?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Be selfish?
Unc
Come on, man. Come.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, Joe. I don't want to be selfish. It's about the experience, you know? You know, word of mouth, it travels fast.
ISO Joe Johnson
No.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Praise God.
Unc
You make him get in the shower first, huh?
ISO Joe Johnson
You make him come straight out the plane.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I like
ISO Joe Johnson
the plane.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I don't want. Hey, Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
Working out?
Unc
No.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, I like. I like a natural joke, you know?
Unc
And she. I'm telling. That thing been smothered.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, yeah. Yes, yes, yes. That's how you like it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, Joe.
Unc
Oh, come on, Joe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, Joe. You gotta do the fingertips
ISO Joe Johnson
come out of yoga, Joe. It don't matter to him.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
You gotta sit right up there on the counter.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That's how you gotta be, Joe. Hey, just use your finger, you know? You, like, take taste test?
ISO Joe Johnson
Absolutely.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Your mama when your mom making cake. And you dip your finger in the cake. Cake batter.
Unc
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That's all you got to do.
Unc
I heard you, Florida boy. I heard y' all something else.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, hey, listen, Joe. We gonna put on the show when it's time.
ISO Joe Johnson
Damn, Joe. When you go to his house, bring your own solo. Cup ain't dragging out of nothing.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, I ain't got no. I ain't got no. I ain't got no dishes.
ISO Joe Johnson
You know, back in the day, Joe, you know, back with that. We growing up. Hey, they passed the water bottle. They probably passed the water bottle.
Unc
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't do that.
ISO Joe Johnson
No, dude, man. Hey, hey. If he drink it, I would pull the rest of the water out. Give me a fresh batch. No, no, no, no. Oh, no.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
We all good.
ISO Joe Johnson
Stranded on the desert island. We ain't got but one canteen. I'm like, go ahead, Ocho.
Unc
Oh, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Well, I tell you what. If we strand on the desert island and there's only one canteen, y' all first.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Unc
Now we gonna make sure you don't get the job.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. You gonna die first. We already know. Oh, no. We ain't fooling with you, Ocho.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, y'.
ISO Joe Johnson
All.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Y' all know. Y' all know. Hey, listen, I'm a bishop of. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a brother of the cloth.
ISO Joe Johnson
That's okay.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm an ordained minister.
Unc
Okay.
ISO Joe Johnson
A lot of the ministers have some. We know your past, though. I understand the. Where you headed, but it's just hard for me to get what you've done in your past.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, hey, one thing about it. God said to repent and. And ask for forgiveness, and I did that.
ISO Joe Johnson
You are forgiven. You just not forgiven for being. By being ISO. For.
Unc
Yeah, absolutely right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That's fine.
ISO Joe Johnson
We ain't got nothing to do with that. I ain't got nothing do with that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I got you. It's all good. Hey, I had my fun, though, when I was living you. I have my. Hey, hey, you gotta try that, though, one time, man.
Unc
Man, you gotta chill. Don't be telling nobody if that ain't the thing. If that ain't they thing. Don't be trying to get nobody.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Got it? You gotta. You gotta. Hey, hey, Joe, it's 20, 26, man. Unc gotta. He got at least start sucking some toes or doing something, man. God damn. Now, come on, man. Come on. Come on, you. Come on, man. Hey, just listen, Unc. Get some ice cubes, right? Hit the ice cubes. Break the ice cubes up, right? You hear me?
Unc
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Break the ice cubes up. Just put toesy about like you're playing the harmonica like this.
Unc
I'm saying, what is it gonna do? It's gonna get. All right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, it's gonna get it right. Then you flip over, keep the ice in your mouth. Huh? Huh? Like a. Like a blender. Go in there. Like the blender, huh?
ISO Joe Johnson
Y' all don't mind, I gotta give me a shot, Joe.
Unc
Oh, go ahead, Go ahead. Oh, Lord have mercy.
ISO Joe Johnson
Sorry, Chat, but this man doing too much, way too much on a Saturday night.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Listen, I'm just trying to help you, man. Like, you might not need help in that area, you know, at your age, but there's always room for improvement there. Oh, there are always things you haven't done. You know, I'm. I'm just. Listen. I'm just telling you. I'm. I'm. I'm just. Listen, man, you take my advice if you want to, you know, I just. You spice it up a little bit. Add some fireworks into the bedroom.
ISO Joe Johnson
Well, I'm waiting on the fourth for the fireworks. That what I'm waiting on. Hey, KB I want to see, I don't know, Jordan Rig. Oh, you know, he wrong for doing my guy ISO like that. Hey, let me be the referee for ISO and Joe fight. So I saw. We owe them hands for doing him like that.
Unc
Yeah, he already know it. He already know it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, well, I'm ready. Hey, everything you throw, getting blocked, getting blocked, and something coming back with it.
Unc
Well, you must don't Know me very well.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, I. I know you very well. ISO. Joe Johnson.
Unc
I got something for you.
ISO Joe Johnson
I hope so glasses too.
Unc
Oh, I appreciate that. Appreciate that.
ISO Joe Johnson
These are made up of Turkish quartz. Because these are special kind of glasses. These are special for laportier.
Unc
Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, they put. I put them to some good use over here.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, no, you don't drink, so you don't get the. The custom glasses.
Unc
Yeah,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
yeah, I don't drink nothing. I don't drink nothing.
ISO Joe Johnson
No, you can't put your.
Unc
You don't got no friends, you don't got no homies or nothing.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, hey, hey. All my homeboy drink, Joe.
Unc
Yeah, yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, Joe, they don't play. You know, we meet at the cigar bar. Damn. Damn. They every day right down the street. Yeah, them joker drink like fish joke.
Unc
Oh, Joe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, man, I don't see how they do it, man.
Unc
Yeah,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Unc, you good?
Unc
Nah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, matter of fact, if your people there, you could try that tonight too now.
Unc
Oh, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What kind of refrigerator you got? Your refrigerator give you the big ice cubes or the small ones already crushed up?
ISO Joe Johnson
I got this. I got this one in Atlanta that make the big cubes like you have, like, they probably have it twin peak the cube like this big, right? And yeah, I had. I had this machine that make 84 cubes. So the 84 was inside of the cube. So it's an ice cube.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Imagine what you could do with that, huh? Take the 84 cube. No, no. And you. Oh, man, you could. Man, you could almost use that like a God.
Unc
What it do here?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, Joe. Hey, it's dog. My. My imagination, my creativity is going now. Just think about what you can do.
ISO Joe Johnson
No, bring it on back. You think you.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, hey, think about using the 84, right? You and your baby, right? You getting in the mood? Little foreplay? Using the 84 as a plug. You feel me?
Carrie Champion or Jemele Hill
You.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You. You know what I mean, huh? You don't want to try that.
ISO Joe Johnson
And then what I'm gonna do with the ice cube after that. Ocho, I know you think I'm gonna put it in my mouth.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, you gotta suck it back out.
ISO Joe Johnson
How you gonna say mayo on hot dogs is crazy when you talk about eating squirrel, Raccoon, Horse. Shout out, nightcap. I said, look, I ate. Will I eat squirrel again? Yes. Have I eaten squirrel? Yes. Have I eaten raccoon? Yes. I've eaten a lot of different animals. But I'm saying I didn't know. I've never seen anybody put mayo on a hot dog. So When. So when Fluffy said he put mayo on hot dog, I say, bro. As a matter of fact, he just DM me. So now when he making a sandwich, he doing anything, he DM me, he's shaking the. He's shaking the mayo. But I've never seen anybody put me on hot dogs. I didn't know people ate mayo.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Listen, I. I eat hot dogs everywhere I go, Joe. Every sporting event, you know, they'd be making fun of me. Here you go with the glizzies. And I always get two. And I ate everything. I eat mine playing I. I just. Mayo anything. Ketchup that would get in the way. That. That'd get in the way of me. I. I don't like that.
Unc
Hey, I've seen. I seen down in Miami, man, where they got these hundred dollar hot dogs with caviar and all that stuff on there.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Cava who?
Unc
Caviar.
ISO Joe Johnson
Caviar. I mean, caviar don't caviar. Just put it on the cracker, put it on something. It don't go on no hot dog.
Unc
Man, they selling. They got. They got this place sell hot dogs in Miami. I'm have to send it to y'.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
All.
Unc
100 hot dogs, caviar, a little sprinkle of something on there like some gold.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, hey, hey, Joe. I ain't. I ain't going. I ain't going to. If I wanna. If I want a hot dog, I go right in the design district. No, they got the little hot dog cars like they got in New York. Yeah, they got a man on each block with a little hot dog cart. Hot dog, 2.50. Give me a nice. Give me a nice peach peach soda. A check soda.
ISO Joe Johnson
Go to Costco. You want a hot dog? A dollar fifty.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Costco. Costco.
ISO Joe Johnson
Too far. Okay.
Unc
Oh, Ocho like. Ocho like that street meat.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. Hey, that street. The street vendor hot dog. Them thing be good, bro. Yes, sir.
ISO Joe Johnson
Well, we know. We already. You already told Joe and I that you eat anything, so we're not surprised. I just want you to know.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, hey, hey, uncle. Uncle Joe, look, absolutely. What we talking about here. Yeah. Yes, sir.
Unc
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yes, sir. Yes.
ISO Joe Johnson
I mean, you just. Eat behind everybody, you know, back in the day. Hey, bro, let me get a bite of that. Ain't nobody said nobody ever with Ocho.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, hey. It's the reason I look so young.
ISO Joe Johnson
You keep on looking young, I'm gonna go and get old. I'll be looking like Ray Gibson in life. I'm cool with it. Danielle Wells. What's Good. Big three. Question, y', all opinion. Which bio movie was the best Between All Eyes on Me. Notorious. Straight out of Compton. Straight out of Compton.
Unc
Yeah. Straight out of Compton was a beast. They all were pretty.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, they were. I saw them all. Straight out Compton.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. You know, for me, I think, you know, because, man, nwa, when they came
Unc
out, hey, they weren't playing.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, they was very controversial, too, huh?
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, but very controversial.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, you know, same thing with. With Uncle Luke. What's about With. With the government. With the government. Controversy.
ISO Joe Johnson
Be so horny.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
Unc
Shake that the dude, bro.
ISO Joe Johnson
I want to rock. I want to rock. I want to rock. Prince, Drama, Big three. What's up, fellas? Remember the year writers calls Clay a supermax and ISO. Would you say 2010 was the best free agency by far? I think so.
Unc
2010, I think that's when LeBron went to Miami.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, Mellow was up. Mellow resigned with the Knicks. D. Wade was up. He signed with the Heat. Chris Bosch was up. He went to Miami.
Unc
Yeah, yeah, I. I think it was. Everybody had clear. Pretty much cleared their rosters. Uncle Nocho trying to save money just in case LeBron wanted to. Want to come to their team. So everybody had money. So, you know, we. We all caught a good riff for that. I know I did from being in that free agency. You got D. Wade Braun, Chris Boshmello. Hey, sometimes it's. It's good to be lucky.
ISO Joe Johnson
Dr. LA Brown, MD. All I want in life is for a man to love me as much as Shannon loves LeBron. Because, damn, I just want to trigger. But with all these people, y' all never say this. When people hype up Kobe, when people hype up, when people hype up Jordan, nobody ever says, I want somebody to love me as much as they love Kobe or as much as they love LeBron. So what is it about that? Because y' all say LeBron. So if y' all saying that Jordan is the goat and Kobe is the second coming, that means they have more supporters than LeBron. And I've never heard anybody say, I want somebody to love me. Like ex love Kobe or ex love Jordan. Why they never say that? Maybe because Jordan has never acknowledged them. Because Kobe never acknowledged them and LeBron James has acknowledged me. He sees me at the game, he comes and dapped me up. And all those people that supported Kobe and Jordan never got acknowledged. Could that be it? Okay. Okay. It's cold. Cool. When he play good, I'm gonna say, play good. If he play bad, I'm gonna say he gonna play bad. That's the way it rolls, man. You said two weeks ago the Lakers weren't no good. Here's the thing. I got a new set of facts. So when you get a new set of facts, don't show what should happen. Your opinion should change. See, the problem with you guys, you get new information and you still hold on to the same facts, the same opinion that you had before. You got the new info, but not the LA Brown. We appreciate you watching, bro. Jason Zelda. I remember ddp Diamond Dallas Page Malone versus Rodman and Hulk Hogan was the highest grossing pay per view in WCW history. I remember that also.
Unc
Oh, damn. They said it was the highest gross on pay per view.
ISO Joe Johnson
WC World Championship Wrestling. Now, obviously, you know, WWE took it to a whole new level.
Unc
Was that when. Was that when the Bulls played the Jazz in the finals day?
ISO Joe Johnson
No, that might have been. That was. I think that was after that.
Unc
It was after that.
ISO Joe Johnson
Mike. Mike. What up, Big three oo. You and ISO need to punk. That'd be great. Chronic to prank him. And y' all know what would come up with a good idea. Come up with a good one.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I. I got a good one already.
Unc
No, I n. I ain't messing with Uncle. Already said he. He don't like to play them silly games.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
It ain't about what he like to play. It's about what we gonna do. Huh?
Unc
Who is we?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Well, I mean, if you scared, you scared.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, don't worry about it. We got something for you, though, Joe. And I got something for you. Don't you worry about that. Let me go and take me another swig. Cause you got me grossed out.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What you grossed out about, huh? Huh? What you grossed out about?
Unc
Eating groceries, man, that man ain't gotta eat no groceries, bro. He's straight, Joe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
You don't eat. Grow no groceries, Joe.
Unc
No, I ain't never.
ISO Joe Johnson
Thank you, man.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Y', all.
ISO Joe Johnson
That's why me and Joe get along. Power to the people.
Unc
I know. Hey.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, man. What y' all doing, man?
ISO Joe Johnson
Clearly not what you do.
Unc
Proximity, Ocho. Hey, I know it's close proximity, but
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
y' all gotta grow up, man. Y' all gotta grow up, man. Y' all gotta grow up, man. Come on, man. Just.
ISO Joe Johnson
That's why. That's why we gotta stay spread. Because if he in the neighborhood, he's gonna drop in.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, hey, Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
He right around the corner, man. You know, I was right around the corner. I figured I'd stop in here. No.
Unc
What's that?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, before. Before Arkansas play tomorrow. Man, go ahead, go ahead. Come on, come on, come on, come on, Joe. It's 3:00 in the morning, Joe. So, like, when we finish the show and then tell me about it tomorrow.
ISO Joe Johnson
And tomorrow.
Unc
Hey, that's what they like. Is that what they like?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, Joe. It's something different, Joe. Traders. Try it, Joe. Just try it.
Unc
I'm straight for me.
ISO Joe Johnson
I mean, theoretically, Ocho, nobody knows where the nose goes when the doors close.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
You know, it's all considered sex.
Unc
I just.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I just want Joe to be comfortable, you know, doing something different and being able to see.
Unc
I am. I am comfortable. I'm comfortable.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm confident. Okay, just. Just try, Joe. Hey, did you use your thumb to start off, Joe? It's okay.
ISO Joe Johnson
Take another one. Yeah, I let this one lady say may. Hey, not all women like that. Maybe them young ones do. Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, no, don't let them lie to you. They love it. You hear me?
Unc
The most. The older women love it.
ISO Joe Johnson
What?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, Joe, I had one by 72, Joe. I had one by 72, Joe. Hey, what? She ain't never. Oh, my God. Where you got. Where you learn this from? I've never had this kind of feeling before.
Unc
72.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, Joe, you know what they do to you at 72?
Unc
72. Oh, Joe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, 72. She took her teeth out, Joe. I ain't never felt.
Unc
Oh, man, you gotta stop it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, Joe, listen to me, Joe.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey, Joe, I ain't never joke, you hear me?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, listen, I laugh for you before I lie to you, Joe. It was different. It was different. Now, people, you know, people call people cougars and they try to go for the young one. The young ones, they play too many games. Ain't nobody got time to be brain wrestling with you.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, old folk.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
But hey, Joe, over 50, they know
Unc
exactly what they want. They know what they want.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
They're getting straight to business. And after you're done, they gonna put you out the house.
Unc
Get out of here.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, they're gonna send you back home. But they're sending you home with some food, though. They can pack your little snack, obviously.
Unc
Hey.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh, by somebody, you bull job. And some of the ones be like, they'd be 62. 65. So I see them on Tick Tock.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. Hey, looking good, huh?
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, they'd be on the ground, Joe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
There.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'll be seeing like 65. 60. I'm like, damn.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, get you one of them now, huh? They had you feeling like you had the ufo. Yeah, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, don't don't sleep. Don't sleep on them cougars. Joe. I mean, Joe, you mad?
ISO Joe Johnson
Can't be taking blood pressure medicine. Somebody.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, I. Listen, I'm talking. It's the old me. I'm just sharing stories about the old me.
ISO Joe Johnson
This.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
This the old me. So I'm, you know, I'm. I ain't like this no more, but.
ISO Joe Johnson
Don Cino 305. My wife Danae and I, Chris, got married four months ago. The best decision I made in my life, y'. All. Next night cap. Congratulations. Chris and Danae. Chris and the Nate, Congratulations on the marriage. Glad. Glad it's going. It's. You're in bliss. It is blissful.
Unc
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
You're having a great time. Congratulations. I don't know how long you guys known each other, but the Nightcap family is extremely proud of you guys and happy for you guys. So again, congratulations. And yeah, yeah. I mean, Joe and I gonna plan something. Ocho. Cause Joe, you know, we gonna be looking at the building. We don't got everything. And this man said, man, you know, something came up. And so, you know.
Unc
Yeah, you already. You know how I go
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Legos. Y' all finna build Legos. Hey, hey. Wherever y' all going, we go. My buddy, my buddy, my buddy. Hear me?
ISO Joe Johnson
Ryan Jones. Hey, unc. Currently in med school. Could you give me a pep talk or. What it takes to be great and the mindset that comes with it. Love you guys. I wish I knew what you was going into. Obviously, if you're going into a specialist, it's going to take a lot more training. But your desire to be great has to be greater than your desire not to be. Because a lot of people. Look, how great do you want to be? Because your desire to be great got to be. You're greater than the people desire for you not to. To succeed. Because you know people are not gonna be happy for you. Everybody's not going to be happy for you. I believe in me. I gotta prove myself right. And then all of you guys will be wrong. I don't need to prove you wrong. I just need to prove myself right. Get up every day, bro. You know what it takes for you to you and currently in med school, you had to go four years of undergrad, probably two and a half years of. Of secondary. And now you're gonna have to do 4. And plus another 2, 3 of residency. Do you know what it takes the dedication and the discipline to do all of that? Do. Do all that studying? It should you. You don't really need a Pep talk. Because you are extremely disciplined in order to be. To make it this far. You're extremely, extremely disciplined. You don't make it that far without being disciplined because it's a lot of studying, it's a lot of time management. How well can you manage time? You do that extremely well,
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
bro.
ISO Joe Johnson
I'm waiting for the next couple of years when you come back and say, oh, man, I'm. I'm a doctor. That's gonna be. That's gonna be great for a nightcap.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, and when you. When you.
ISO Joe Johnson
Hey.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
When you want something bad enough where nothing will get in the way.
Unc
You hear me?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Bad enough.
ISO Joe Johnson
Nothing. Nothing. To see, to know your family go. How proud your family's going to be that they got a doctor. You may have got a doctor in the family, bro. Ryan, you got this. Underground underscore kicks. Big three, y'.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
All.
ISO Joe Johnson
Number one. Can I. Can y' all wish me a happy 70th birthday to my mom, Joanne Dunning? Absolutely. Happy birthday, Joanne.
Unc
Happy, happy birthday.
ISO Joe Johnson
Wow. The big seven zero. That is absolute blessing. 70 times around the sun. Hopefully you enjoyed every single one of them. And hopefully you enjoy the kids and y' all got together Underground kicks. Hopefully you got with mom. Y' all did something special for. Because, hey, a lot of people don't have their moms. You got yours, and you got to got to share a very special day with them. Gabe Muniz. What's up, y'? All Love. Much love. DB for life. Oh, can we get a classic? Oh, no. What time that's for Ocho. Would you be talking about doing that's all that other stuff, Joe? Oh, no.
Unc
Yeah. Oh, no.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, I'm gonna get you right before 20, 26 in. I'm gonna get you right.
ISO Joe Johnson
Oh. Oh, no, I'm good.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Come back and tell me all. Come back and tell us all about it, man.
ISO Joe Johnson
No can do, Ocho. We good. But like I said, like that lady said. The lady said everybody don't be liking that freaking stuff, Ocho. They don't be liking all that licking this, doing all that stuff.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
What lady said?
ISO Joe Johnson
She say maybe them young girls like that. Them young ones.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No, no, no, no, no, no. I told you I had 172. Was. Was on that. On that type of time about that life.
ISO Joe Johnson
Cause I know them. They ain't do that back then. Oh, no.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, I know. But that's the whole point is you want to introduce them to something new that they didn't do back in the 30s.
ISO Joe Johnson
Take your clothes out, lay down and go and get it done. You finished? Put your clothes back on the lead. No, ain't nobody doing all that.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, it's 2026. You. You need. You need to give people an experience. An experience?
ISO Joe Johnson
Them old lady, them old. Them people. Hey, they ain't believing all that. They ain't doing all that stuff. Ocho. Back then, my grandma and grandma and grandfather didn't even sleep in the same bed.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
No, yeah, I understand. I understand that. But this ain't back then. This is now. You. We need to live in the. In the present.
ISO Joe Johnson
Nine kids, she said. My granddaddy ain't never seen her naked. Not in the daylight. Now, you couldn't see with him. He. Unless he got Atlantic, unless he got out. Unless he owl or animal something can see in the dark. Hey, man, the old people, they play like that, don't you?
Unc
That's what I'm trying to see. Where he got this 72 year old.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, hey, hey. You want me to tell you, Joe? It's okay.
Unc
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, boy.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
On south beach at Soho House, boy. Yeah, she was. Hey, she rich now. She stays. She stay on Star Island. This one? No, just any 72 year old now.
Unc
Oh, you been. You hang out at the Soho House, Joe. I already knew it.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yo, I. Man, I. You know, I had a little ad in the paper, Joe.
Unc
Yeah?
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah. For married women that's married to rich men.
ISO Joe Johnson
That.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That don't pay him no mind. What?
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, you looking for that man? You didn't see that man, what you call him? Caught his wife cheating and shot another. And shot the man about five, six times out there in broad daylight.
Unc
I've seen it.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, Leave that alone though, Joe.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Oh, that. I ain't see that. I said this was back in the day.
ISO Joe Johnson
I don't know.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah, I know. I know you don't condone it, but,
ISO Joe Johnson
you know, I had.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I'm trying to make me. I'm making me a little change on the side, though.
ISO Joe Johnson
A little change. That bad.
Unc
Man.
ISO Joe Johnson
This bad. Need help, Chad. I'm sorry. Chad, I'm sorry.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, Joe, I'm just telling you about my life experiences from the past.
Unc
Right?
ISO Joe Johnson
Right.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
This. This. That's the old me. That's the old me. Now, once I got baptized, I'm a person. But what I can do, that's what I like about nightcap. I can come on here and talk about some of the things from my past that most people will be ashamed to tell. I'm not ashamed to tell because we family.
Unc
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah, family.
Unc
Yeah.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
That made me a Nice. Hey. Hey, Joe. I made. I made about 15,000 that night.
Unc
Damn.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Yeah.
Unc
Why you stop, huh? Why you stop? That's a lot of money.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
It'd be a one time thing, Joe, you know, and it'd be one type thing.
ISO Joe Johnson
Yeah. And them groceries can't go in the shopping cart. They can't go and shave out. I just be. Oh, I'm just saying. I would eat some groceries, but I gotta tell you what I'm getting about a Whole Foods. Yes, sir. Or Smith.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
I got you. I got you.
ISO Joe Johnson
I got you.
Chad Ochocinco Johnson
Hey, I'm. Hey, listen, it's a work in progress with you, huh? We'll get there.
ISO Joe Johnson
Thank you guys for joining us for another episode of Nightcap. Y' all know who I am. I'm your favorite. On there's my partner, the Cincinnati Bingo legend, a former pro Bowler and an all pro, the ring of fame honoree. That is Chad Ochocinko Johnson and University of Arkansas alum, seven time NBA all star from the Atlanta Hawks, ISO Joe Johnson. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button and go subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed wherever you get your podcast from. Thank you guys for your support. Thank you for your eyes, ears and your word of mouth. Thanks to you, Nightcap has become the success and the phenomena that has become. And because of you, we shall continue to get better. We appreciate your comments, we appreciate you helping us to get better because that's our goal. We try to. We meet and we discuss how can we give the fans a better listening and viewing experience. That is our job, to entertain you, to inform you, to educate you, while all the while while giving you the best visual and audio experience we possibly can. So again, thank you for your support and your continued support. Those looking to purchase a bottle of shade by Laportier, head over to laportierconac.com if you cannot find it in a state or city near you, just order it on laportier.com it is a premium VSOP cognac. As you can see, we have the 750 that is the OG bottle. But now we have the Junior, which is the 375. Same quality, same great taste, the same smoothness. Please drink responsibly and stay safe. Kentucky beat Santa clara in overtime 89.84. Miami beats number 10, Missouri 80 to 66. UConn beat Furman 8271. UCLA beat UCF. UCF 7571. And I will beat Clemson 6761. Kansas beat California Baptist 6860. That concludes this episode of Nightcap. We want to thank each and every one of you for joining us. We'll see you again tomorrow. I'm Unc, he's Ocho, he's ISO. We're out.
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This episode of "Nightcap" brings together Shannon Sharpe (Unc), Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson, and Joe "ISO Joe" Johnson for a lively, often hilarious, and uniquely insightful conversation about sports controversies (SGA/Luka/Jokic), Dennis Rodman’s WWE Hall of Fame induction, wild celebrity stories, viral DMs, and a raucous Q&A full of real talk about aging, relationships, and life’s changes. The trio blend sports expertise with irreverent banter, storytelling, and direct audience engagement for a distinctive “locker room meets barbershop” vibe.
Timestamp: 02:50–05:41
"When you great, bro? They coming at you, man."
—Unc (04:13)
Timestamp: 06:46–11:49
"Scoring the ball was...yeah, you got eight points from you like, oh, my goodness, we got eight. But you was gonna get 50 [boards]."
—ISO Joe (08:58)
Timestamp: 10:09–11:49
Timestamp: 18:04–20:49
Timestamp: 22:00–29:12, 65:32–74:13
“People call people cougars and try to go for the young ones—the young ones play too many games. Ain’t nobody got time to be brain wrestling.”
—Chad Ochocinco Johnson (65:18)
Timestamp: 35:28–41:47
Timestamps: 41:54–44:37, 57:18–58:08, 55:41–56:59
Timestamp: 46:28–74:35
"It’s 2026, man. Unc gotta… at least start sucking some toes or doing something, man. God damn."
—Chad Ochocinco Johnson (50:31)
This Nightcap episode offers more than sports commentary—it's an entertaining, unfiltered exploration of greatness, aging, masculinity, and cultural change, all delivered with the chemistry and playfulness unique to Unc, Ocho, and ISO. It’s a blend of real-life wisdom, barbershop talk, and laughter that rewards longtime listeners and first-timers alike.
If you love sports, bold personalities, real talk, and a touch of wild humor, this episode delivers on all fronts.