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The Bubba Dub Show - Anthony Davis DOMINATES the Hornets!! | Lakers on a Roll, But Need a Key Piece| Jimmy Butler & Heat Struggles!
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Bowen Yang
What'S up everybody? What's up everybody? Man, come to y'all Today at noon. 1202, 1203. Dub late. I ain't never late. I'm the boss. Don't that sound good? I'm the boss. I ain't got no time clock or nothing to be punching in. I punch in when I get ready. Y'all don't get to work on time either. But telling me to be on time. Stop it. Thank y'all for joining my black butt today on this show. Man, hit the like button man, hit the subscribe button. Turn your notifications on if they ain't already been turned on. Today I'm feeling good. It's Tuesday. It's a lot going on in the world today, and we gonna have fun. We gonna talk about it. Know y'all seen Anthony Davis last night. Ball in two points is what he gave the Charlotte Hornets last night. That big yellow school bus mother about it. I thought I'd never come on here and say. But I'm gonna say it today. Anthony Davis is an MVP candidate in the NBA right now, averaging 26 points, 12 rebounds. This big motherfucker. I thought he was Luau Cinder yesterday. My bad. Youngsters don't know who I'm talking about when I say Luau Cind name Kareem Abdul Jabbar. That's who I thought he was last night. He coming down half court. He calling for the ball. I know you want it, Braun, but you get your old ass out the way. I got this. I like what JJ ready doing. Beating him down on the block, on the. On the wing. He catch it, he can turn around. He can see what the defense doing. If you lagging out. Come on, I'm gonna bust your nose. If you gonna play out for Anthony Davis, he gonna bust your nose. He's shooting 52% from the field. 52%. That mean he be minding. And I like what he said a couple days ago. I play better at the 4. That's what the Lakers need to be working on, getting him a big man and letting him play at the 4. But let me tell you, ladies and gentlemen, something here tonight. When Anthony Davis step on the floor for the Los Angele Lakers, he is the best player on that damn team. And I know, I'm a LeBron fan. Don't get me wrong, I love LeBron, but he ain't the best on the team no more. He 45 years old. He ain't the best no more. And trust me, that's okay. LeBron is like the F350. And them white people, families that been passed down from generation to generation, still run like a champ. But he got a million miles on that truck. That's LeBron James. He a 1985 Ford 350 dually truck. That's what he is. Still look good, still run good, but he got miles on him. That damn mogul been overhauled two or three times. That's what you got in Braun. Braun ain't taking over the games no more. Sometime he can. But more than that is Anthony Davis if the Los Angeles Wildfire Lakers let the offense run through Anthony Davis, we gonna be all right. We in the fifth spot it now with the team we got now we in the fifth spot. Oh, y'all ain't gonna do nothing. You see we beat Boston. Boston ain't been the same since Lakers beat him, Rockets beat him last night. I'm loving what I'm seeing for my Lakers right now. We just one or two pieces away. And I know y'all get how many pieces Braun get once and for all for the last mother freaking time. LeBron James at 45 years old. No, he ain't, Dub. He 40 her 19 summers ago. LeBron bald headed getting balled 19 summers ago. And y'all know it, boy. Ain't no damn faulty boy was in the sixth grade for a mustache. He had Rick. He had the Rick Rossberg in the sixth grade. LeBron did. I'm not lying. Ask my good people up there in Cleveland. Ask my good friend Brian Winhorse. Y'all know Brian winhorse up there, ESPN, the dude who followed LeBron his whole career. Shout out to Brian Winhorse. By the way, I love you, brother. That's one of the dudes that got dudes like up there in that media world. Besides Stephen A and Aunt Neal. I like Brian Winhurst, what he's able to do. He keep it 100, he gonna fake it. I love what he's doing. But Anthony Davis is the best player on the Lakers right now. And you got AR AR 15. But for me, he's not consistent. So we need to get somebody else in them. That ain't gonna put it in his mind. If I don't come on with it. I'm gonna be on the bench. That's what you got to do to these players, man. You got to have some competition. Ain't no competition going on. They come in the camp, I know I'm the starter. No, no, you ain't the star. You gonna work for this job just like out here in the real world. You got this one chick and you got another chick. You don't know which one you want. But for the most men, whoever giving the best hand and whoever ain't talking that much, chip. And who gonna be on my team now? Tell me I'm lying. You got two. You like both. One rung her mouth and one don't. The one who on rung a mile, she get a good head, who you gonna keep around? The one who gonna run her mouth and one who get the best hit. That's who you Keeping around. I'd rather keep a who got good head who ain't got no money than a who fine and head trash. I take it any day of the week. I'm just telling you what I'm seeing right now from Anthony Davis, y'all. He ain't no he been playing, been hurt one or two games, but he right back out on the floor. He's more vocal now. Do you hear me? Anthony Davis more vocal. I'm seeing him barking and I know where it's coming from. Ladies and gentlemen, Anthony Davis is on that pet Smart Milk. I'm telling you right now, he on that pet Smart Milk. I'm telling you, that dog Milk is what he on. Go to Pittsburgh right there. That's what Anthony Davis on. That's why it's bone strong right now. I can't pronounce that damn word and I ain't gonna try. But that's what Anthony Davis on, y'all, and he ballin'I'm. Going to a Laker game this week. I can't wait. I'm pulling up front row AD what's up, fam? And I'm wearing an AD jersey too. It's all about the Lakers. Lakers in six. I know we ain't been able to beat Denver in the playoffs, but damn it, if we face Denver this year, we will beat them. There's something going on beside them wildfires out there. They ain't the only thing that's on fire. Anthony Davis on fire right now. Looking like Tim Duncan. Looking like a Kevin Garnett. Shit. Say what you want. Oh, dumb dangle. Say what you want. You ain't think we'll be in the fifth spot right now? I know damn well I didn't. But we in the fifth spot and I'm loving it. Showtime Lakers is back. Do you hear me? The Showtime Lakers is packed. Everybody want to keep talking about you got Kobe, Kareem, Magic Johnson sack. Then y'all slowly trying to put LeBron in the mix as a Laker. Shit, it might be A.D. i'm changing his name to Anthony Dangerous. That's all right. Anthony Tangerers. He gonna make her believe. I mean, he has made her believe. I mean, seeing that big man run the flow. See when big men run the flow, you get rewarded. You gonna got a rebound, you gonna got a block shot. You can ran your bad Tesla robot forming ass down the court. I'm gonna give you the ball nickel. Cause I'm liking what I'm seeing from you. Same way. Same way. You gotta Treat it now same way Anthony David doing right now. It would lead them to nothing but success right now. Switching topics, we gotta move over to what Jimmy Butler is doing down in the Miami Heat. Jimmy Butler down in the Miami Heat. Hit them. This the third incident. This the third incident. Jimmy Butler doing now. I'm. I'm from this type of world. Jimmy Butler say he don't want to be in South Beach. Well, if you don't want to be in south beach, bye. I had you a plane ticket tomorrow, the same plane. You missed. You better not miss this one, because this ain't. Because you on your way out. And I love Jimmy Butler. I do. But some things you gotta quit doing. Some things you gotta quit doing. The first one was the first time they said what they said was three. He didn't. Got suspended three times in one month. The first one was conduct detrimental. That's a fancy way of saying this ass acting up. That's how the white folks said conduct detrimental to the team. No, no. Hell, no. Hell, no. The second one. What was the second one? He missed the fight. Come on, fam. I done missed a bus ticket or two. A bus ride or two. But a flight? Come on, fam. You can't be missing no flight. Got the team waiting on you. Two and three hours. Come on, now. The third one, he walked out of practice because they told him he wasn't gonna start no more. Who gives a Damn you getting $48 million? I wouldn't give a damn if I start or not. I come out the locker room. Hell, how come I lost a farm pippin before the game if I had to for 48 million, I don't give a damn. Just pay me. I don't like that they met. He losing money. I don't like the fact players lose money. Man, I know he's super rich. I ain't counting his pockets. But, fam, get all you can get in this league. Get all the money you can get. Don't give them nothing. Don't give them nothing. Phoenix, where you at? You trying to get a ring or not? He out here. Milwaukee. You trying to get another ring with Potato Salad? Faith, Doc Ripple. Go and get him. Couldn't be me. I had him on my team. If I'm Orlando Magic, I go down there, right down the road and get Jimmy Butler. Put him with Butcher Roche. Cleveland, go again. Put him with Garland. Put him with Donovan Mitchell. Watch what he do. But you gotta have a motherfucking talk with him, though. Jimmy Butler is one of them players that you Gotta have a talk with before he step foot on the court. Look here, fam, I love what you can do on the court, but let me tell you something. I'm the big dog him and you gonna do what I say you gonna do or your ass won't touch this court. See, them other motherfuckers might be scared of you, but I'm not. You know, I'm quoting Gabby from Friday. Now see, if I was a man, I whoop myself, y'all. That's what I tell Jimmy. If I was a little bit taller, a little bit stronger, I whoop your way myself. And what Pat Riley say? I say take your ass home. That's what Pat Riley told Jimmy Butler. I say take your ass home. I tell you what to do. I told LeBron what to do. I told LeBron, you might be LeBron, but ain't gonna be no cookies on this flight. Was it cookies on that flight? Hell no. And Maverick and Rich never. They won't travel on this damn team flight. They can fly on their own charter, but they won't be on this one. Braun. That's when Braun was running up there the pack, trying to fire Eric Sportster. I'm not firing Eric. Do you hear me? Pat Riley and Eric Sportster is like coke. It's like good coke. I am. Do you hear me? Per Raleigh get a hell of a high off every sports. Do you hear me? And you think he finna get rid of his plug down in Miami? No. Every sponsor is the plug down. Now he could real Noriego. Oh, y'all thought he was just basketball for par. He ain't wearing that hair back for nothing. You know, allegedly getting out that front office in the South Beach. Don't you. Don't you think one bit them don't snort paddle cause they do. They in making deals. I'm just telling you, man. In case y'all didn't know and wondering what's going on down there. Shopping them on power and them women down the friendly than a box of puppy. Buy or play your you can get anything. You won't die now too. I'm not see go down. Oh, you ain't gotta have that much money. Take 5,000 down to the Miami. But you're gonna have a time where your lie too. If you ain't never had a white girl, you gonna get you one die now. Oh my God. And they soft. Soft can put their legs up behind. They ain't too make you call home and tell her you ain't coming back. I'm just saying if you ain't got this mountain right, you'll leave home. I'm not bullshitting you.
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Bowen Yang
Hey Jimmy, you sure you really wanna leave south beach? Cause ain't 200 people how many people y' known that go down to the south beach and leave? Beside LeBron, he has some other things to take her in Cleveland. But who would go down there and leave? You see Chris Boston don't know. Well Wayne did all kind of nasty Things to Chris Boss. Girl, do you think he cared? Hell, no. Miami gang boy was what, 100 something? Baby, you living. Chris Boss wasn't no basketball player. He wouldn't have that kind of motherfucking woman, and y'all know it. I like Boss taking advantage of his opportunity. That's what some of us gotta do. Right now y'all be hating on the people, on the nerds and stuff. Who wasn't getting no girls in high school. Now they getting all the girls. Y'all mad? No, nigga. Some of y'all was good in high school. Some of y'all were best football player in high school. But when football high school was over, you was over. You didn't know how to move forward. Some of us still stuck in the past now. Man, I used to run for four touchdown back in the day. Now you're over running and hitting rocks behind buildings. Start running back, smoking rocks. What they do. And I know life happens. And I know life happened, happened to my family members. I got family members on drugs. I'm just. I got a brother's own drug. I ain't. I. I never get up here and down nobody on that. I'm just telling you how some people was in high school, they were dis. And they can look at some of us as you was going to be successful in life. They look down. I know I would look down. You ain't gonna never do nothing in life. This and that. I can easy to go back to my school and throw, but that ain't how I am. I don't care nothing about that. I'm just telling you, man, some people be stuck on the path. You got to move forward, baby. I don't give a damn what you was in 1998, Nico, what you is today. We got some people that's watching this show right now went to prison when they were younger. But they ain't the same people they was no more. They change. Give a damn what the system say. I don't give a damn that the system say you. You aggravating us out, what that was doing. You might be different now. I believe in second chances. So when my baby mama cheated on me, I forgave. I forgave. How many you sleep with, baby? Well, we've been broke up two weeks. I slept with about 10. That's okay with me. Still love you. God still love you. You just bring your funky ass home. Back home, I need some big tips and wise. Yeah. You got to learn how to forgive. If God forgive you, you got to be able to forgive yourself and forgive others. I didn't say forget, but I say forgive. It's another thing that's going on in the world. We all do everything for laughter. But I'm seeing pictures and videos going around of people getting beat up, everybody laughing. Oh, he got beat up. Everybody laughing, shining. But y'all the same. That laughing be cr. That person come back and kill them. Oh, they're gonna have to do all that. Well, they didn't have to do what they did to him. Now you see how that work? You can't get mad how people retaliate. That's all I'm saying. You might slap somebody and somebody come back and can't get mad how they come back. Words never hurt me. Words don't make me want to put hands on nobody. Long as you gonna touch me, I'm good. Even though I can't fight. But I scratch your ass. No, I can't fight. But I will scratch and claw and bite you gonna know you thought you got into a goddamn fight with a bobcat. If you touch me, touch me. Watch what happened. Think you got into a fight with a wild cat? I'm all on your ass. That's just me. I'm just saying. Just words. That's all it is. It's just words. Don't let what people say about you hurt you. If you know you not there. You keep pressing forward. You keep moving. You got some people on your job right now that's watching this show don't like you hating on you won't. You can get fired, but you keep doing your mother thing. Don't pay no people no mind. When you got your new car that says you weren't gonna be able to pay for it. Guess what? You still got your new car. Yeah, when you went to church. And some. Some old schools on you. Got you. Got you a new suit. I ain't got him a new suit. He may got a little money. It ain't gonna last. But you sticking behind suits after suits after suits. See what you eat. Don't make me. Do you understand what I'm saying to y'all? Y'all. Some of y'all be watching social media like, oh, man, I wish I had that Live them same people that you wishing had lied. The have migraines every day of the week now. Do you want a migraine? Hell, no, you don't. You better off where you at? I know sometimes we be looking over there, man, the grass green over there. That ain't always green, that artificial. I'm telling you from experience. I've been right there. Where you at? Sitting in the same chair. I am who you are. I'm cut from the same cloth y'all cut from. I ain't no better than y'all. I used to think that. Man, I know they man, I know that doing they thing over. When you get over there, the broker than me. Do you hear me? Broker than me. Whole time I'm trying to get right. Whole time I'm on point, I'm open. You ain't got to sit around and think what Trump doing. Goddamn Trump doing it. He got that new group, ICE out there. Like, they. Like they the new adventures. They was in Chicago. Y'all seen it. Dr. Field was with him, riding around, doing a documentary with Ice. It don't matter what color you are. White black men, they own your ass. And I'm seeing a lot of black folk. Come on, dude, man, they after black folk. They after every damn body. Y'all starting to piss me off with the way y'all think. Y'all got slave mentalities. Think. Oh, man, he only looking for white folks. Let me tell you something from man, every white person ain't rich. Trump deal with the rich young riches. He deal with billionaires. Do you hear me? Who got 10, 20 white people that got five or $10 million? Trump don't give a about to him, they puppies. To him, they Frenches. He deal with the cane corsos, Elon Musk. Do you hear me? He might be a lot of things, but he gonna give a about penis. It's billions and up with this dude. Him. And I went to my favorite burrito spot today to try to get something to eat that were closed. So I drive around back. I see Ice outside. The acting fast, too. The better than child support. They will find you. They will find you. Now, I don't want everybody that's illegal to go. I don't. I ain't gonna lie. I don't. I want some of them to stay over here. But for the most part, Trump acting fast, too, on the bill. And I'm telling you now, don't be scared. Do what you've been doing, and you gonna be okay. But they are. They ain't bullshitting. They go for all. Cuz I'm seeing some of y'all on here crying. Man, you always making it very rape. No, no, I don't make it about race. I just tell it like it is, and you just don't want to hear it. Yeah, get past the. They can put us through over A year. They don't like hearing the truth, but it's the truth. I'm not holding it to you. I'm just telling you I'm not gonna forget. I forgive, but I don't forget, and neither should you. I forgave my baby mama for cheating on me, but I ain't forgot. So when her little cousin come over here. Come here, come here. Putting all this one excuse. And she can't take it either. She a good liar. I stuck this one inch in my girl, cuz. She doing all that putting her hand in my chair. How you gonna put your hand on my chest? I ain't got one inch. Stop it. Stop it. And I'm talking to her like, oh, yeah, you like all this one? No, I ain't working with nothing. I knew it. But God bless me with some money because I ain't working with nothing. How y'all feeling today, man? Hope y'all feeling great, man. Hopefully I'm uplifting some of y'all today, man. Some of y'all act like your spirit ain't right. I'm trying to get your spirit right. The devil wants your spirit, baby. We ain't gonna let them get it. Man, you done got promoted like a new job. You've been posting on social media and nobody said nothing. Nobody's saying nothing when you say you got a new job. But when you got online and posted, man, I'm a big old boy when I see him every. You got a million likes. You got a million likes when you say you want to harm somebody on social media. But as soon as you say you got a promotion at your new job, them niggas ain't seeing nothing. But I'm here to tell you congratulations. Keep up the good. You want the truth? You in the right spot. You want somebody to lie to you? This ain't the spot. This ain't the spot for you. I'm gonna keep you real over here on the Bubble Dub show. So if you following me and watching me, you a real nickel. Yeah, nickel. Not saying actually any word. Nickel. Like 5 cents until the women that's watching me. Thank you to the women that's watching me. Hopefully your old man watching, too. Cause I got something I won't say. Leo, if they ain't doing ladies, if the man ain't taking the trash out like they post to, that man ain't making love to you like he posted. That man ain't taking the time out to treat you like a queen that you are. How won't you look that squirt? Dead in his eyes and tell him you straight. Say it with your chest. There's some women right now. The house right now. Then went to work, came home, took a shower. You ain't put no bra on. I don't blame you. You want to let them hang. I got some women watching this show right now. 55 and up. Your kids grown. But you can't come home and let your tickets down. Cause your kids got friends over. You tell them you don't want nobody in your house. No mother anymore. That's your house. You got the right to walk around with them big old out bouncing up and down. You got the right to go in there and cook goddamn good naked. You get your ass in the finger and cook naked. I told you I like older women. I ain't got to worry about. I'm on my cycle. I ain't got to hurt them. Hold them on. Like I heard it. I ain't got to hurt anything. All I heard is come over. Just make sure you ain't got no cold or nothing. Because I can't be getting sick. And I'm over there getting off. Now go more holes. Now. You can't move their legs to. Only to a certain degree. That's why I get that old holy gumps I gave that old holy gummies that turned into one of them zombies of Call of Duty. I was running from Nadine. Goddamn. Nadine got some fire. And they heard exactly her son calling. I ain't like that. But to keep him out my business. What? What Junior want? He wants some money I got. He said it's in rent. How much is 800? Tell him come get it. 45. I'm paying his rent. I don't give a damn. Cause Nadine got five up under the dress she wearing. Do you hear me? Shaky? I wouldn't trade Nadine for nothing in the world. She look after me when after I do my show. She call and teach me, baby, you all right. I'm finna bring you a plate around. Now you come on. She come over. I kiss on the neck and slap on the head. Make her feel young again. Same way you women gotta do your man. A lot of you young hoes don't went out here and got an old school. That's your nigga now. That's your patient. A lot of you women don't went out here. You 35, got a nigga, 65. That's your motherfucking patient. Do you hear me? You better take care of your motherfucking patient or you won't get paid. He done got old and can't see like he used to. And you want to go in his wallet. No, ho, stop stealing. Stop stealing. Real like me come around, I change his life. I'm getting honey pack. Now you mad. Why all of a sudden you horny? All of a sudden I'm gonna die. That finna die, get more than he want. I'm saying. Then when you need your ring car no paid and her done every day, nails done all your home girl wondering where you getting all this money. You ain't working. You ain tell them you're a Mr. Old Ass Jump. You ain't tell them that, did you? Now you going to care the money so good you on, girl. Yeah, I'm ready. And yeah, I'm willing to move me in my. Yeah, that's what y'all doing. If whoever you with, man, let it be known you willing. That's all I'm saying. Don't be ashamed of Mr. John. On the same. When you getting that money to you. Now you want to act like that with him? Don't act like that with Mr. John. He don't deserve it. His own daughter now mad at him because he with your young ass. His daughter come over you over there, you rolling your eyes and see. Come on, baby, don't act like that. That's your daughter curfew. I live the same age. That's your daughter. Y'all ought to be doing TikToks together. Mr. John ought to be in there with his homeboy, talking about the old time, but he can't. Cause he trying to keep y'all from fighting. Now you trying to stop Mr. John from taking care of his daughter. Stop it. Took care of your bag ass kids. How you gonna tell that man who he can't take her up? Y'all better wake y'all ass up. And I told you once, I tell you again, ladies, stop sleeping with who you want to and sleep with who you need to. Because who you want to got you running around with kids right now, screaming niggas ain't. That ain't cute either. Nope. Yeah, you fine. Body done, teeth done. Yeah, wrist done, ass done. But nobody want your retarded acting ass don't know how to act. The first thing y'all want me saying, I don't want no. Yeah, you want one. You want your yard mode. When your car break down, you want a to come over there and fix it. Then the stores can't fix no cars. They can do everything else. But the stars can't get out there and fix no car. You good eating cat. That's about all you good at. The change they transmission never. God damn it. You want to be a man, God damn it, act like one. Then change that transmission. Jennifer. Hell no. I can do it. But get your ass out the way. Telling y'all the truth every day. You want the truth? I'm gonna give it to you. Yeah, but all y'all can do is eat cat and keep up. Walk around here in muscle shirts and. But you got breasts. And I wanna suck on. Boy, don't get down. You will love with students. Turn the back to the young woman that they are. Your mama had a dollar, she had no nickel. So when you come over your mama house, you better goddamn dress up like a lady. Do you hear me? I mean, dress up like a lake. You run into me in the super supermarkets. I'm hollering at your ass. I walk past a fine regular looking woman in a minute to pass her up just for a stud. Come here, mister. I mean, ma'am. What you eating tonight? I don't know what you thinking? Crab legs. You know it's good over him. With me, it's crab legs every night over him. I got you swore fish. I got you octopus. I got you. Fellas, don't let these. I don't do y'all like that. Cause they will. They'll try. You and these stores walking dogs now, too. They got Cane Corso can't handle them dog dragging them all around the park. And I told that story. You better hold that dog. If I don't, then what? I ain't got but one time telling you to hold that dog and you let him go. It's so hard to say goodbye to lucky me. Put lucky ass in that grave. And you too. I'm not playing. I'm talking people to come here. God, I go people. How they got down? They gonna bite. I'm telling you. Not that bite me. He did. I've been playing Call of Duty, too. I'm a great shooting. I'm head shot too. I'm diving and rolling around, shooting it down. But have your together around me. Real talking. If you're not watching this show, welcome, welcome to the Bubble Dub. So I know I done took y'all on a roller coaster. From sports to this and that. Now all that I know. But I thank y'all for enjoying this ride with me. This show being presented by Prize Pitch, by the way, man. Right down on the right hand corner, man, you see that right there? That QR Code Right there. Scan that, man. Type in trash with two H's, man. You put $5 in, you get 50. Instant real talk. I've been turning them up too. You betting more or less on your favorite player. Ain't gonna be no football for about two weeks. So you got baske Real talk. You got the Lakers and the Sixers going at tonight. I'm pretty sure Paul George won't be playing. Cause he always put your picks in. You ain't just got to put them in on the Lakers and Sixers. You can put them in soccer, NHL, whatever else. Sports that's going on, prize pitch, covering. Make sure you tap in with us, baby. Number one sports fantasy app that's out there, Real talk. And if you can't watch the show when you at work and you can only listen because your boss a hater, man, go to Apple Podcasts or type in Spotify Bubble Dub Show. Make sure y'all download. Let's get this show where it need to be. Let's elevate this show. Can we do that for you, boy? I know a lot of y'all be in my dm. A lot of y'all be hitting me back, responding. I love it. Thank y'all, man. Let's elevate this show, y'all. It ain't gonna hurt the shirt. Let the people know. This my show. This who I rock with. I rock with Brooke, bro. Keep it 100. I've been watching fam do his thing. If you like watching me on him, they come watch me on stage. I'm 30 times better, baby. We the Wounds Tour Mike Epstein host Haha Davis Country Wayne Mojo Brooks, Carlos Miller, Tony Robbers, Corey Holcomb, Little Duvall and you got me. I first stopped this Saturday. We in Minneapolis. Yeah, me in Minneapolis, man. Grab them tickets. You know I'm coming to shut it down. Get there early. Get there early if you want to see your boy. I might even take some of that PET Smart Milk 80 on so I can really be a diabetic.
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So that's why we created the Big Take from Bloomberg podcast to give you the context you need to make sense of it all.
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Alec Baldwin
A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the Sec.
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Bowen Yang
Very few companies who go viral are, like, totally prepared for what that means.
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Bowen Yang
Come see me. Baton Rouge, Louisiana, February 7th. The Friday. Yeah, that Friday. Baton Rouge, February 7th at the silly Rapid. Grab them tickets. Yeah, Baton Rouge. Your boy on his way? I want some combo. You right, I'm some combo. Real talk. I want alligator gar. I want some catfish. Come highlight your boys. Going down, y'all. I'm not playing with you. Watching this show. This part of the show, what we what we call the hill in the house.
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Jon Stewart
He knows what he saw and he's.
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Bowen Yang
Here to tell you.
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Jon Stewart
Hell no.
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Bowen Yang
Hell yeah. Somebody, y'all might send me some questions in and I give y'all answers. Somebody hit me up once again. It's just not 2025. Ain't been here a whole month yet. Somebody didn't ask me, hey, fam you think I can borrow a couple dollars? Hell no, we not starting that this year. I know y'all got some people right now. It's already hitting you up. Hey, fam, you think I can hold a couple dollars for a little bit? Hell no. I'm cutting that hole and out. I got about seven thousand dollar people owe me. I'm just keeping it 100. I ain't got no reason to lie. I got about $7,000 people owe me and people be hitting me up. Hey, man, think I can get this? Hell no. You ain't been hitting me, don't hit me now. You ain't been hitting me, don't hit me now. Y'all ever let somebody borrow some money and they only with you no more? It ain't about giving it back. You can give me 15 back and say if I gave you a thousand dollars, you can give me 15 back. I'm still good. I value our relationship. I never fall out nobody behind no funky ass money. I can't take that with me when I die. But are finding a way to fall out with you behind money. Come on now. If we really boys are really family, that can never come between us now for. But people do. It ain't even got to be money. You can let somebody borrow a lawnmower or something and find a way not to give it back to you. Y'all watching the show. Y'all know I ain't lying. I'm keeping the 100, which. Appreciate that, Super Sam. Do I think the Eagles gonna win, bro? Let me just say this right here, man. The Eagles have a hell of a chance on winning, man. But do I think they gonna win? I don't know, man. For the simple fact, man, I'm gonna keep watching regardless. But I feel like this shit rigged, man. I feel like they already know who they want to win. I feel like they want Pat Mahomes to get that third one. I'm not mad at it, but if they give if the Eagles wing, I'm not mag at it either. Either or I'm not. But I would prefer the Chiefs to win because I'm a cowboy fan. I don't want the Eagles to win a motherfucking thing. But if they do, I ain't mad. I'm gonna come right on here and talk my shit like I normally do. So that's my take on it. I ain't got no picking this, but I would rather the Chiefs win than the Eagles. But if the Eagles win, I ain't tripping both black quarterbacks Jalen Hurston down here in H town. I ain't doing no tripping. Either way, it's going to be a great game. I'm going to be out in there in New Orleans, by the way, having a Super bowl watch party at Dave and Busters. You welcome to come. Excuse me. Pull up on me if you want to. We're gonna have a ball down on super bowl, man. Just gonna have a lot of fun, man. Hopefully if you're around that area, man, you could, you could pull up on me and come to the show and just have fun. Life's about having fun, man. You know, some people don't live to get our age, man. You know, I'm in my late, late 30s, man. I'm gonna say late for you. No, I ain't, not yet. But I'm gonna get there. Pray that I gotta do. But a lot of people live one life, bro. When I say one life, I mean like, they never go nowhere. They never get to enjoy their money. They never get to enjoy. You gonna have to have a lot of money to enjoy life. Don't get me wrong on that. But I always say this, man, you have to get out somewhere and see life differently, man. I mean, I never went nowhere really as a kid. I'm the only place I ever went from Alto to Louisiana on damn, an hour and a half have that was outside of Tech, man. I ain't in Texas, but I'm right down the road though. When I started going to Atlanta, Georgia, California, North Carolina, I started traveling like, oh, man, just more life than why I'm at. Like, damn. I'm really behind on seeing and, and learning different cultures and eating different foods. So if my thing is, if you can get out and enjoy life, do it, man. Don't be just stuck in one spot hot and, and not enjoying it. I think that sucked. Honestly, I think that sucked. I, you know, I know some people who ain't never went nowhere but, but to Las Vegas and that's okay with them. They've been to Las Vegas. They ain't number in Las Vegas. Ain't number damn. Desert with a bunch of buildings and casino. That's all it is. But it's fun though. And that's who won the NFL. Them. That's who runs Sports Vegas. If you know, you know, if you know, you know, I think it's a casino in Kansas, in Kansas City, Missouri. Ain't always on the Kansas side. Let me know because there's two. It's Kansas City and the Kansas City, Missouri and the down there will let you know, too. So I think it's a casino down there. If y'all don't understand the Mafia, that's what some of most of my graded to was Kansas City. That's what that was. The hood up. I could do y'all research on that. I'll give a passport. That's two. I got my passport, matter of fact, right here. Funny you say that, brother. Got my passport right here. I, I, I can go anywhere I want to. God damn it. But most of all, if you ain't going nowhere and you got a little chain, take your kids somewhere. At least take them somewhere. Take them to Disney World. I was able to take my kids to Disney World this year, and, man, it was meant a lot to me to be able to do that, that to take them to Disney World. And we stayed a whole week. They could get what they wanted to get. And it wasn't me, Wasn't like, man, wasn't me counting my pocket like, damn, man, she, I'm ready to go. It wasn't one of them, like, we stay here. How long do we want? You know what I'm saying? That's what I work hard for. I always want to be able to do that. I tell my kids, y'all can go shopping and get whatever you want. You know what I'm saying? I'll be like, hey, hey, hey, now, hey now. You're gonna spend 4, 500. That's enough. So I thank God for that, man, to, to be in the position that I'm in right now, and I'm steady working. This is, I got plenty more things to do. I got plenty more people out here in the world to help. And whether it's financially, whether it's mental, whatever it is, man, I, I feel like I'm on God got me here to help people, and that's what I want to do. Whether it's motivating, hopefully, if you're watching me, hopefully I motivate you. Honestly, man, I'm, I'm telling you, I, I, I, I really come from the mud people get on here. And I really come from the mother mud, man. And I know some people in the industry don't like me because I am where I'm at right now because of hard work and, and, and the way I could talk this sports, man. I ain't never played sports professionally, but I could tell you about what I see. It's only my opinion, but I'm just gonna tell it like it is. Some players get mad, some don't. But I'm only calling your play, trash. I'm not calling you as a person, trash. I'm calling you play. Last night you were both for 18 trash. Now, if you don't think you were trash last night, what tape you looking at? That's all I'm saying. That's my job to motivate you. Hey, you better than that, big dog. I know we all hear me. I know we all ain't gonna have good nights from the field. I know we ain't gonna have good nights throwing the ball. But majority of the time, you got to be on point. That was separated Jordan, Kobe and LeBron and T Max and Vince, Car and them from the world. They didn't have that many off nights from shooting the ball. Drew Brees didn't have that many bad games of throwing interception. That's all I'm saying. Hell, if y'all come to my comedy show and I ain't funny, what y'all gonna say, trash? That's all I'm saying. So I got to be on point at all mother times, especially in that bedroom. That's why I'm on the pds. Like I told y'all, I stayed stay on. You should, too. It's Tuesday, kids at school. She end up walking around washing clothes and doing this and that. Tap on ass. Boy, you better stop now. You better stop. She come on in here, kitchen table, wherever you at. I worry your ass out. A lot of time y'all be going to people's house and sitting on them couches. Them people been all on that couch. But watch when you sit down on people. People, houses. Watch what you sit. Them people be getting down and dirty on that couch. They only say nothing. They be sneaking and green in the background. You don't know what's going on. Because five minutes ago, she was free eagle. She was free eagle on that couch. That's why I smell like stale corn chips in there. When you walked in. They in there doing that, too. He sweating this in. My bad, bro. I was taking a nap. Nigga, stop lying. You nigga eat dad. And ain't nothing wrong with eating ass. I don't know if y'all just seen it come up. It came up on new day. It's a new study. I told y'all. Y'all thought I was lying. Y'all. You be lying. I'm telling y'all it was a new study. Eating ass E N cure Council. I saved a mouthful today. I say eating ass cure counsel. So if anybody out there that dealing with cancer And I hate counsel. Eat you some ass, dog. Hell, eat you some ass, nigga. Curd. I don't give a damn if you stage 5. Eat you some ass cancer. Don't. And I do mean don't. Trash of the day going to Jerry Jones. Trash. You and Steven get sitting up there doing them interview. Y'all seen what Stephen John said, quote, unquote. Cause we ain't been to the Super Bowl. We ain't going. If I can't talk to my father, y'all, and tell my father, hey, Pops, you gotta cut this out, man. You gotta turn this over with me. You gotta turn it over with me. Cause your way ain't working, dog. I'm saving you from yourself. Sometimes we gotta do that with some of the people around us. Sometimes we gotta save people from ourselves. You got a homeboy to get drunk talking loud, bro. Chill out, dog. Man, all that I whoop everybody in here, bro. Chill out. Nah, nigga, let me go. I let the go and get knocked out. So you gotta show people sometime. He don't wanna listen, man. You let him get knocked out. That's what he want it. That's what he doing. Kevin John don't mean us no damn good. He running up billions while broke ass is down here complaining. That's the way they look at it. Don't you think? They don't. Them niggas going to get mad and complain, but they still going to what, Buy tickets to this damn stadium? Or they going to watch us on tv? That's the way them owners look at it. They going to make money regardless. Who all going to stop watching the NFL? White people tried this when Kaepernick was kneeling. It didn't work. I ain't watching in no damn movie. See, hell, he's kneeling. Then you got the people that was. You got the Army, Navy, all the saying, there was no problem what Kaepernick was doing. All I'm saying, this is right. It's just. And you had folks steady complaining. I ain't watching it no more. The glued to the TV behind closed door. I ain't watching in the field. I don't know what's going on. Soon they go home. Don't let people lie to you. Don't let these folks lie to you. They good at manipulating us, man. Making them look dumb and all that. We ain't doing. We know what the freak going on around him. You ain't gonna continue to fool us either. We know what's up. That's why I say play your role. Do what you've been doing, ain't nothing gonna stop. Keep doing what you're doing for anything. Keep. Speed it up. When I say speed it up. Mean work hard. No, not keep working hard. People gonna talk about you whether you doing good or bad, y'all. Do you understand? I've been. I said some, and this doesn't come true. The whole time I was on her, people never said nothing about, duh, man. I ain't gonna never smile. This and that got my teeth done. I get compartmental. Your teeth gonna fall out. I ain't got dentures. I still got my teeth. These porcelain veneers. I seen so many people now say something about my teeth because they can't afford the. You worried about my mouth? Maybe the most. People who can't afford them talking. People who can form this. Do your thing. Be hating what Chris Brown said. They be hating outside the club. You can't even get in. I'm gonna show these big white mother all day, every day. God damn it. I bought them. I'm gonna smile. Real talk. Thank y'all for tuning into the Bubble Dub show, man. I'll see y'all again when I see y'all. Peace and love, blessings. Make sure y'all share this. Make sure y'all share this. Make sure you get in chat. Bubble Dub Merch will be here next week. I see y'all Minneapolis this Saturday we go on tour, man. I want to say thank y'all for tuning in on this Tuesday evening. I know some of y'all at work, man. I appreciate it from the bottom of my heart, man. Don't think I don't, man. Follow me on IG Bubble Dub 94 Facebook like page Bubble Dub Junior. Follow me, man. Appreciate y'all love. Hope everybody have a great day. I know some people watching the show be playing the lottery. I hope you win that. Hope that female that's been making you wait on that funky cat, hope to get it tonight. And then don't talk to her. No mother. No.
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Alec Baldwin
Jon Stewart is back at the Daily show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with the Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Dive into John's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondence and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed, listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Bowen Yang
Hey, it's Alec Baldwin. This past season on my podcast, here's the Thing, I spoke with more actors, musicians, policymakers, and so many other fascinating people like writer and actor Dan Aykroyd.
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Alec Baldwin
I love writing more than anything. You're left alone, you know, you do three hours in the morning, you write three hours in the afternoon. Go pick up a kid from school and write at night. And after nine hours you come out with seven pages and then you're, you're moving on.
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Bowen Yang
And actor and comedian Jack McBrayer the most important aspect is the collaboration with people that I like, I trust are talented. That has been the most amazing gift to me about this crazy business that we've chosen. Meeting these people who have such diverse talents and you're able to create something together. Listen to here's the thing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Bloomberg Host
The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers.
- [55:50]
Jon Stewart
So that's why we created the Big From Bloomberg Podcasts to give you the context you need to make sense of it all.
- [55:56]
Bloomberg Host
Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters.
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Jon Stewart
You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine.
- [56:04]
Alec Baldwin
A lot of this Meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC.
- [56:08]
Bloomberg Host
Follow the Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen.
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