The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub GOES OFF on Dallas Cowboys and Jerry Jones after EMBARRASSING loss to Houston Texans

Summary

Podcast Summary: Club Shay Shay – Episode: The Bubba Dub Show

Title: The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub GOES OFF on Dallas Cowboys and Jerry Jones after EMBARRASSING loss to Houston Texans
Release Date: November 20, 2024
Hosts/Guests: Bubba Dub (Guest)
Platform: Club Shay Shay by iHeartPodcasts, The Volume, and Shay Shay Media

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Introduction

In this episode of Club Shay Shay, NFL legend Shannon Sharpe welcomes Bubba Dub, a passionate and outspoken Dallas Cowboys fan, to discuss his intense frustrations following the Cowboys' embarrassing 34-10 loss to the Houston Texans. Bubba Dub doesn’t hold back as he delves deep into his grievances with the team's performance, management, and overall direction.

Bubba Dub’s Rant on the Dallas Cowboys and Jerry Jones

Frustration with Team Performance

Bubba Dub kicks off his critique by expressing his disappointment with the Cowboys' recent performance:

Bubba Dub ([03:06]): “The Houston Texans sipped Texas and beat my Dallas Cowboys 34 to 10 last night. Dallas, Texas were quiet last night, but nobody in deep. Nobody out it last night.”

He emphasizes the team's consecutive losses, particularly highlighting their failure to secure home victories:

Bubba Dub ([04:15]): “Ain’t done lost five, done lost five in a row. Ain’t one now damn game at home this year.”

Criticism of Jerry Jones

Bubba Dub targets Jerry Jones, the Cowboys' iconic owner, criticizing his management style and lack of accountability:

Bubba Dub ([05:20]): “We don't want to see Jerry. We want to see progress. And we're not seeing it. Desperate times come with desperate measures.”

He argues that Jerry Jones prioritizes partying over addressing the team's issues, leading to the Cowboys' ongoing struggles:

Bubba Dub ([06:45]): “They want to go to parties, but they want to come and cry to the media. We just having a down year. Then you're gonna have a down ass check if I'm Jerry Jones.”

Player Performance Issues

Bubba Dub doesn’t spare any of the Cowboys’ players from his harsh judgment, pointing out specific shortcomings:

• Cooper Rush’s Poor Performance:

  Bubba Dub ([08:30]): “Cooper Rush yesterday, 32 for 55. He got the same arm as your arm. He got a new one. But you got him throwing the ball 55 times. For what?”

• Dak Prescott’s Irrelevant Actions:

  Bubba Dub ([11:10]): “Dak up there waving tools. That's what he been doing. Waving to us.”

Management and Organizational Failures

Bubba Dub criticizes the Cowboys' management for lacking strategic direction and failing to make crucial decisions to improve the team:

Bubba Dub ([12:55]): “They sit around here and they didn't go get Derek hearing this off-season. That's your fault. You sit around here, didn't go get you a number two or number three receiver.”

He suggests that the only way to salvage the team is by bringing in a transformative coach:

Bubba Dub ([19:40]): “They should make Jerry get rid of the team. Playing without minds and hearts and stuff like that, man. People ain't trying to win, y'all. So the next move should be their best move. They better go get Coach Prime.”

Proposed Solutions

Bringing in Coach Prime

Bubba Dub advocates for hiring Deion Sanders (Coach Prime) as a savior to turn the Cowboys around, drawing parallels to his success in Colorado:

Bubba Dub ([20:25]): “Bring Coach Prime in. He turned that around in Colorado. You think he can't turn Dallas around?”

He suggests integrating Coach Prime's coaching staff to instill a winning mentality:

Bubba Dub ([21:10]): “Let him bring his own coaching staff that he won't. Yeah, y'all do it for every other team, coach. Let him bring his own people in.”

Switching Allegiances

Expressing his disillusionment, Bubba Dub announces his shift in fandom from the Cowboys to the Buffalo Bills, aligning himself with teams that exhibit effort and a winning culture:

Bubba Dub ([14:50]): “I'm not a Dallas Cowboy fan. No damn Mo. I'm a Dallas star now, baby. I'm with the stars. I'm with teams who give effort. I'm with winners.”

Conclusion

Bubba Dub's impassioned rant underscores a deep-seated frustration with the Dallas Cowboys' recent performance and management under Jerry Jones. His call for significant changes, including the potential hiring of Coach Prime, highlights the desperate need for a turnaround to restore the team's competitiveness. Bubba Dub’s shift in loyalty to the Buffalo Bills serves as a testament to his desire for a genuinely committed and successful team.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• On Team Performance:

  “Ain’t done lost five, done lost five in a row. Ain’t one now damn game at home this year.” ([04:15])

• On Jerry Jones’ Management:

  “We don't want to see Jerry. We want to see progress. And we're not seeing it.” ([05:20])

• On Cooper Rush:

  “Cooper Rush yesterday, 32 for 55. He got the same arm as your arm. He got a new one. But you got him throwing the ball 55 times. For what?” ([08:30])

• On Dak Prescott:

  “Dak up there waving tools. That's what he been doing. Waving to us.” ([11:10])

• On Bringing Coach Prime:

  “Bring Coach Prime in. He turned that around in Colorado. You think he can't turn Dallas around?” ([20:25])

• On Switching to Buffalo Bills:

  “I'm not a Dallas Cowboy fan. No damn Mo. I'm a Dallas star now, baby. I'm with the stars. I'm with teams who give effort. I'm with winners.” ([14:50])

Final Thoughts

Bubba Dub’s fervent critique offers a raw and unfiltered perspective on the Dallas Cowboys' current state, highlighting significant areas of concern and proposing bold solutions. His passionate stance serves as both a heartfelt plea for change and a reflection of the frustrations felt by many dedicated fans witnessing their beloved team struggle.

Transcript

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Oh, my bad. Y'all ready? Oh, my bad, man. How y'all doing today? Welcome to the Bubble Dub show. Before I even get started, y'all know how I like to get down on my show. Hit the like button, hit the subscribe button. To my people that for the first time tuning in, we just want to say welcome. Welcome to the Bubble Dub show. Today's show. You know I'm already upset. You know how I'm feeling. My phone being on DND all day. And because the Houston Serpent sipping ser Texas beat my Dallas Cowboys 34 to 10 last night. Dallas, Texas were quiet last night, but nobody in deep. Ellen, do you hear me? Nobody out it last night. But the Cowboys seem to still have an after party last night. I'm gonna talk about it. Ain't done lost five, done lost five in a row. Ain't one now damn game at home this year. But y'all want to have an after party. That's why we can't win. No y'all outside people don't know what's going on. But yeah, give mothers had a party last night. Dub, you wanna come knuckle? I don't party with losers. I party with willows. You ain't won at home. You the only team in the NFL that haven't won this year at home. And you wanna go out and party. What we celebrate? Jerry Johnson, Jerry John let y'all asses go. Them swinging, them foe tipping Houston Texas fans and drove and flew down here and took over Dallas. It was south side phase all over Arlington yesterday. And they ran the school up on us and we didn't do nothing about it. Nothing. But y'all NFL. Y'all want to keep showing potato salad face Jerry Jones. We don't want to see Jerry. We want to see progress. And we're not seeing it. Desperate times come with desperate measures. I'm not a Dallas Cowboy fan. No damn Mo. I'm a Dallas star now, baby. I'm with the stars. I'm with teams who give effort. I'm with teams who show up ready to play. That's the teams I'm going for. I'm with winners. Some of you should be with winners, too. That's all I'm saying. Cooper Rush yesterday, 32 for 55. He got the same arm as your arm. He got a new one. But you got him throwing the ball 55 times. For what? Who in the hell is he throwing it to? It don't make no sense. It don't make no Damn sense. Rico. Duo 10, carry 28. Damn. Yo. Send him back under that rock where he come from. America. Team, my ass. Take them off. Tv. Take them off. God damn it. Take them off. Vocal tv. Take them off. But y'all want to show Dak up there waving? And because exactly what he been doing. Waving tools. That's what he been doing. Waving to us. Wonder why I'm upset. I'm gonna be mad the rest of the damn year. Yes, I'm gonna be a fan. I'm with Buffalo. Hey, don't let what I'm saying here today confuse some of my fans. I'm a Buffalo Bill fan. I'm with the Mafia. But I was just with the Dallas Cowboys, man. Still, we still got a relationship. Like my side chick. I'm still hitting that. That's all I'm saying. I'm still hitting it. Not like I used to, but I'm still hitting it. It's embarrassing to be a Dallas Cowboy fan. 3 and 7. That. I'm not even looking forward to Thanksgiving no more. Because we always know when the Cowboy play on Thanksgiving. That's a win, not no damn mo. We don't took the Detroit lion spot. Now on Thanksgiving, when they come down to losing, not Detroit. Great. I get to them in the mean, but I'm sticking with these cycle cowboys. CJ Stride, 23 for 34, 257 yards of interception. You got the plate better than that, fam. You mean tell me you can't throw no passing touchdown against the damn Cowboy. Everybody else do it. The little Giants team do it. Mixing ran all over us. 200 carries, 109 yards. Couldn't stop then he doing that little. You know, you too small for me. As a defense, that's running me hot. I'm gathering up my truth. Look at him. We know our offense ain't gonna do nothing, but damn it, we gonna do something tonight. Them players don't believe you can't coach them. Can't win with them. You can't do nothing with them. Michael Ports, you supposed to be illegal. Well, Damn it, Lee. Don't nobody want to hold each other accountable no more? They want to go after party. That's what they want to do. They want to go after parties, but they want to come and cry to the media. We just having a down year. Then you gonna have a down ass check if I'm Jerry Jones. When you come in that time for the renegotiation with the contract, I'm gonna look at it. Well, when you played the Houston Texas, you missed four tackles. That mean I'm gonna go down 4 million on your ass. Now, tell me I'm lying. Ain't no effort on the Cowboy. Ain't nobody giving out no damn 100 effort. Mike McCarthy. Trash should have been gone. Sick of this. Y'all three and self and do Jerry Joe. Hell, no. He up there eating applesauce and every other period food up there he can get. See, that's what y'all don't know what's going on. Jerry walking around, he still can walk. He. He still can talk. He still. You know what I'm saying? But that's a puree eagle. Now, I'm sorry to break this news to y'all, but Jerry Jones is a puree eagle. Now, he can't eat steak no damn Mo. Some days are eating steak is over. He in denial. The Jerry Jones cussing everybody out there out. Whoever say something to him, he cussing them out. He don't want to hear it. You incompetent right now. So I feel like the lead. Even though they'll move it down to his son Stephen, it won't be no better, but they should make Jerry get rid of the team. Playing without minds and hearts and stuff like that, man. Man, people ain't trying to win, y'all. So that lead me to my next thing. They next move should be their best move. They better go get Coach Prime. Now, he said Coach prime gonna come in and be the savior and all that. Give him time. The same time that what he been doing up there in Colorado. He turned that around. You think he can't turn Dallas around? Before you haters get in here, what he's gonna do? Draft his son? You damn right. We'll put him right behind Dak for a year or two. Let him learn the offense, let him give a feel of this. Ain't no different. When you get with a woman, you won't feel on her ass. You want to feel that booty like R. Kelly boy feeling on your booty. If your girl ain't got no booty, you want to feel on it. You know, as men, we like to touch with consent. We can see it, but you gotta. That's the same thing. Bring Coach prime in. They can bring in his own coaching staff that he won't. Yeah, y'all do it for every other hit, coach. Y'all hot. Let him bring his own people in. Come here, Jerry. Come here. I'm gonna be in the draft, boy. I'm gonna be in the draft room with you. And now let me sign off on who we say we get. You say you won't win before you die, Jerry. You got seven months, fam. I'm just being on you 99. We don't know when the good Lord gonna call you, but you on deck. Let's be real. You on deck, fam. Hopefully it's a long time from now, but let's be realistic. You want to see the Cowboy win another championship, you better make the move. And I say make it now. You sit around here and you didn't go get Derek hearing this off season. That's your fault. You sit around here, didn't go get you a number two or number three receiver. That show thought you sit your ass up in there all day long and then go get no defensive comebacks. That's your fault. And us fans supposed to pay for that. Not me, not Brother Dub. I switch teams. I'm with the Mafia now. I'm a Buffalo and that make it feel so good. A little bit louder now. A little bit louder now. A little bit louder now. Hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, oh hey, y'all got me singing Temptations in here today. No damn cowboy will hurt your feelings. I'm going live. I know my only time, my friends, the homeboy gonna get to talk to me today is through this line because they right now do not disturb. I don't want to talk to nobody. I had already two, three months ago, I had made a dumb bet of fifteen hundred dollars with a fan that I know that I said the Cowboy was gonna win. Well, that's why I was mad last night and things got out of hand. Well, they could have been. They kind of got out of hand yesterday. And I know y'all seen that video. That was real. I was really trying to do what I wanted to do to him. I just want to put my hands on it.

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Hey guys, this is Matt Jones. Drew Franklin from the Fade. This podcast, we got a great episode coming up picks in all the sports. Football, basketball. We do all. But here's a preview of this week's episode on the Cowboys. I mean, they're already a circus. They need to fix their. The sun coming in their window before they start worrying about. I like how Jerry was like, what do you want me to do about sun? Sun's just up there. Like, I can do nothing about it. It's just upper. It's just your son.

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What are you supposed to do?

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What?

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[Justin Jefferson]

Dallas Cowboys season is officially over. They would not be going to the playoffs this year. Good. Now, why can't we see tr. Trey, Lance? Why we gotta keep looking at Cooper, Cooper, Cooper Trash. That's it for Trey. Lance can do. He can't play no battle. Then what we insult this year? Cause what we saw this year absolutely garbage. New York street garbage. Dak Woods, Cooper Rush, Eels. I want to see Trey Land. What's the. We got to see what he can do. Maybe he got some value. Maybe somebody else, another team want to bring him in for a third round or four. Maybe we got to see something because I'm Jerry John. I'm on the phone with Dion right now. Prime time. Hey, must be Monger. And Jerry Jones got plenty of money. He ain't got that much time, but he got much money. I'm on the phone with Coach Prime. I got a check up here. You can fill it out yourself. I gots to have you and I already. I'll have Mike McCartney in the room while I'm calling Coach Prime. You know, when you get out that seat, Coach prime gonna signal in. Don't you say it alive so you can. You hear? Yes. Just know the end of the season. Yeah, that's why I'm letting Mike McCartney know right now. End of the season. You're five boys, five years. Speaking of Trump, I know y'all saw him. Elon Musk at that UFC fight. Something going on. And to my white people out there think I'm cool. We love. Damn it. I move in. I know y'all planning to escape, and I'm escaping with you. Elon Musk, Trump in the same room. See someone, something up and I won't end. Don't leave me out here. Bring me with you. Bring me with you. I bring value to any situation I go to. That's what I do. I bring value. A lot of going on in the world right now, man. Y'all can say what you want. A lot of people crying, hooting Holland by Kamala, Harry by Donald Trump. Like neither one. The people you live with don't even like you. Your own husband don't like you. Your own wife don't like you. Your sister, they don't even like your ass. But you expect us to. You want to find out who, what people really you do you really want to find out how people really feel about you? Let them know who you voted for. Do you hear me? Somebody find out you voted for Kamala, you thought you voted for Trump, man, they'll fall out with your ass. Politics is the number one thing. You want to know how people really feel about you? Let them know who you voted for. You could be freeing with a person at the bank been giving your ad loans for years. Let them find out who you voted for and who they like. Long denied. Do you hear me? Long denied. Friendship over. And to my legals, I told y'all, Trump not bullshitting. He gonna get the army, navy, U. S Marshall, y'all gone. To my legal friends who got businesses right now and them and the equipment y'all got, come find me. Bubble morgan94gmail.com I want to buy y'all the equipment because you ain't gonna better take it with you. That's what I'm hearing. I'm hearing what trump. Them come, they coming in like a thief in the night. Even if you with your families, everybody got to go. So if you want to make a little money before you go back to wherever you from, damn it, come find me. I'm willing to cat. I'm willing to pay top dollar, too. I'm willing to pay top dollar for your businesses. Anybody out there want to go hang with me or go and go in on some equity, get with your boy. That's what we own right now. I mean legals. I asked about it here. I seen them. I don't know the nose on the border. They had a big the dually truck. They took the side panel set. Mescans fell out. God damn. How y'all breathing. How y'all riding around 20 hours with no water? Let me find out. My Mexican friend. Y'all part whale, y'all some. Y'all some amphibians. I love my mystery friend. His family fans. Y'all party amphibians. Y'all got deals. Ain't no goddamn wagon ride in the panel back of a truck with no water and don't move. I've been done got us caught. They just laying in that. Mama not saying nothing. She take heart. Mexican got two hearts. I told y'all that. That's why I love them. Two hearts. One of the best people on this earth. And Mexican is not the only one. Illegals, black. Some of us illegals. Let's be real. Some of us illegal right now. Some more right now got warrants. Hiding and ducking and going to other people's houses and. And when the house. One thing I hate about black people, man, you know what I'm saying? We talking about being in trouble. We'll hide them out same way. I had a cousin who committed the murder I ain't know nothing about. He hiding out me. Now he got people hit me on my dm. Man, I know you're hiding him out. When we see you, we gonna do you too. Let me tell you something, fam. You ain't got to do nothing to me. You can come to my house right now, the door unlocked. He in there right now eating. Seriously, my kids him. No, no do nothing. Just come in and take him and go. I'll go ahead and call my Amy and tell her we lost him. That's the least I could do. Or give her a heads up that she lost her baby boy. Don't. Don't be out there starting trouble and coming around me and I don't know what the hell going on. Don't be blindside me. Let me know, fam. I ain't gonna lie. I can done something I ain't supposed to be doing. I want to know, can I come kick with you? And I'm gonna politely tell you, hell no. Matter of fact, where you at? No, no, I need the latitude and longitude. Where you at? North, south, east. Where? What. What address you on? You hungry? I can uber eat. You give me your address the whole time I'm singing the family there or I'm singing the police after your ass. Just keeping them 100 with y'all a day. Everything I'm going through, I'm blaming it on the Dallas Cowboy. It's their fault. They stay. Felt my head hurt. It's no I'm saying it stay fought me my girl into it. It stay foul. And me and the Indian guy at the stove got into it. Do you understand deodorant? I'm getting tired of coming to you Indian stove. And you ain't putting on no deodorant. Your arms stink. You ain't in India no more. You in America. Put some Jordan on your damn home. Gag all these damn aromas in here and candles in here and everything else. I can't even purchase what I want to purchase. Cause I'm smelling arms all day. Got me trying to see if it's mine or not. We gotta do better. That's what's wrong with y'all. Y'all be around y'all friends every day. And don't, don't never, don't tell them nothing. Some of your friend be musty. You ain't say nothing. You. What kind of friend are you? What kind of friend are you? You think it's my friend Mustang gonna tell man, you gonna get your big mustache. I'm rhyme and go take a bath somewhere smelling like Galveston beach water. See? Come on, now. We got to do better. And it starts with me. I got to do better. I got to start being on time for my own damn show. That's my fault. But I'm getting together. I'm getting me together and I'm getting my team together. Y'all don't deserve to be waiting a minute or two later on my black ass. No, y'all don't. I'm getting it together, but I'm gonna need y'all to do some too, like, button comments. All this go together. Another thing I want to talk about tonight. Nepal till some. Everybody still talking down on Bernie Jane. But y'all act like he's starting for the damn Laker. Y'all act like Brian start never tears. He dag and did that. What about the other NFL owners that bring in next? I ain't gonna even use that word. I'm gonna use remedial ass children in and let them run the company. Y'all ain't talking about nepotism, then? Only when LBJ do it. Oh, it's cool when y'all do it, but it's a problem when I do it. Yeah, we know Bernie James ain't the best of player. We know it. We know he needs some pins or in that mobile. We know it. But he ain't starting for the Lakers. Some of y'all, man, he don't even want to fly commercial. He ain't got to fly commercial. Some of y'all got the real live man. He ain't grow up like we grow up, baby. He grew up different. That dad is LeBron James. Probably the greatest basketball player ever. And I get it, man. So I don't mean he know better nobody. That's right. We all equal. But this America, you do know that, don't you? You do know it's some women out here that you will never get. Not because you're not good enough as a person. Cause you ain't got the people. That's all. You ain't got the paper. You ain't got the background. You ain't got the pedigree. Just like some of you dog breeders. Them damn dogs. Some of them dogs y'all got is not full blooded. And y'all know it. I ain't never seen a damn bull Master Frenchie. But my cousin trying to sell me one right now for 15,000. Somebody look up a bull Master Frenchie. I ain't never saw it in my damn mind. But my cousin got a picture of one that's one of the biggest, beautiful, smallest dogs I ever seen in my damn life. Daddy. This tall, Mama. This tall. The damn dog gets tall. Stop it. No. Damn. Lord, forgive me. Forgive me. I said. I'm gonna work on my attitude, y'all. I see y'all asking fanatics. Y'all want the jersey fanatics. I want the hat fanatics. Go and get it. Get you a discount on wherever you want. Get at me. Stop wearing them, boy. Jurors is out there. Get with the Nagas. They got the best shirts. Your team, your favorite team, the best fanatics. Go and get it then. You know right now I feel good. You feel how you look? I told you I'm a star. Something. Y'all are stars. So act like if you a star. The damn sign bright. Some of you start doing good in life, you can got a promotion. But you don't want to tell your friends because they're gonna think, are you a nerd? You didn't move up. No, I want to do better. You should want to do better. If you got friends around you and they can't apply to you when you're doing good. Get out around them. I don't want to hang around people who don't want to see me do good. Somebody around you do good. You supposed to be doing this? Yeah. Clapping for them? Yeah. Cause you know one day it could be you. And you want somebody to clap you on. But we gonna do it. We look down our long Ass noses. And folks got that new high now, see? Can they pay for it? Got the new car. I bet that. Bet that note high. Why you worried about it? You ain't paying it. We got our own worst enemies. Man said nothing Jerry John when he got here with me. Your ass, son. Stephen John running the cowboy. Is it nepotism then? Won't be a Billy Check hack his trash, son. Coaching skills. Coaching the damn paper. Y'all didn't say nothing then, but when LeBron James do something, it's a problem. I think we need to look in the mirror. And I ain't part of the Giant game, but I Rock with LeBron. I'm just keeping it 100. I don't kiss no ass now. And I ain't how I roll. Boy ain't good enough. He need to be in the G League. But all this crying. All this crying for what? If you cry, what the kids gonna do? That's all I'm saying. If you cry, what the kid is gonna do? Too much going on. We gotta stop it. Another going on. Tyrese Maxi, he gonna call out Joel Embiid. And that's what you supposed to do. Come here. Come here. I know you being unstoppable when you on the floor. Well, I got something better than that. That's what you're doing out the floor. It's been reported that you had been late to every meeting. I could never stop all that. You won't be a will. You got to be illegal. I just told y'all about me being on time. I'm saying I want to be one of the best. But I ain't been on time. So right now, I ain't the best. And I'm down on myself about it. Y'all might not know it, but I am. But I'm doing to be. That's why I was on time today. Joy, LMB meetings. You late. Stop it. You getting too much money to be late. You got players looking up to you. People on the bench looking up to you. You know how many people want to be in the NBA? It's some good players right now that y'all been crying about saying that should be here before Bernie. There's some good players that not getting the lead right now, wishing they had the opportunity you got. And here you is late getting 3,400 million dollars. Stop it. They start cutting them damn chicks. Y'all start acting right. That's all. And I'm an ebay owner, and my top players coming in late. Not lean. I'm docking your Pain. That's all I'm gonna doc you paid. What my Formula one races at. Where y'all at, man? It's going down in Vegas this weekend, man. All my Formula one drivers out there, man. Hey, I. My fans out there. Hey, if you're a Formula one fan, go down to Las Vegas, man, and turn up, man. I don't know if y'all never been to one of them Formula one regiment, man. That is super, super fun, man. Super, super. Good people be out there having fun, drinking, having a good old time. Watching these boys race. It's real skills. Race like you know. I'm saying you got to have real skills. I know some of y'all them hell cats out there. That ain't it. You talking about real racing over here. Form on the one you ain't been tapped in, you better tap into it. Real talk. But as far as Tyrese, Maxi and Jomb, they're good friends. They'll get it together. But I don't force me. Seeing them win, I can't see it. Paul Joy ain't never won. Bringing him over there ain't gonna change. Bringing power, George. Your gang gonna change and feel it. Yeah. Play players having to call team meeting. What happened to the coach? Nick Nerd. Why you ain't calling no team? Me? Why you ain't saying nothing? To you, to your league or your team? The best player on your team. We ain't here practicing. He come in late. I'm. Y'all gonna shoot around. Come here. Come in my office. I ain't gonna talk bad to you in front of nobody. I'm gonna do it right. I'm gonna do it in private. I'm gonna get on your long Nigerian long nose looking ass. Come here. This my team. I'm the coach. It's my team. I'm running this. And Damon, when I say I'm meeting at 3:00, damn it, you better be here 2:30 and your ass will be in Greece. Your ass will be in Greece. Talk to my oil field people out there for a minute. To my people that's in the oil field. Get that money. Get your money. But if you got a family at home, if you got a girlfriend at home, it's time for you to take off some time and bring your ass home. Because I'm tired of sparing these good women. They. They in need of some meat. And damn it, I've been holding back. And I don't know how long I can hold back. So I want some of you that out there getting that Money get it but damn it, come home sometime. Cause this whole begging and worse them mommy don't work like that. Mommy don't work like that. Y'all getting that money and sending it home. And she not both pay his legs. You in the oil field better be careful. Cause she's sending that money home. And baby girl out both pants when you call home. Oh, we agree. Hey, baby, hey. Stay out there extra reach. I'm trying to get this and that. Look at she trying to get some more meat before you get there. Cause she know when you come home. You gonna be ready, Buckle man, you gonna be ready. Be careful, homeboy. Girlfriend right now, not both pants leave. She gonna think I know it. But I know you all look. Guess what? I'm getting her DM next week. Look at him. I know, fam gonna be gone 30 days. And I know you've been sleeping with such and such. See, I'm next. He telling me all these tricks and you doing. I want you to trick on me too. I'm all that swirling and I want it. Don't you deny me. Don't you deny me. I tell it, I stop all your damn rendezvous. That's one thing about me. You can't let me know nothing. I tell it I'm black. She I blackmail your ass. Wait, my partner saying you throwing that back? 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Not with y'all. Today. Your show being presented by Pride Picks. Yeah, go on. Download the number one sports fancy app right now. Use my promo code. Trash with the two H's down below. Put $5 in and they gonna give you 50. Cowboys ain't worth a damn. I'm a Buffalo Bill fan. Now you see what we just did to the Chiefs? Did y'all just see what we did to the zebra paper hole? We're gonna run through the 49ers too. Y'all lost to the Seahawks. When my Denver Bronco fans said, I ain't forgot about you. I see him with Bo Nick's doing. I see it, everybody. Y'all late. I talked about Tyson the other day. I guess I gotta talk to the body again. Did y'all see Mike Tyson have his ass out like a stripper? What's some sick going on here? Game. 250, 000 to have his ass out. Put mine out the mall. Somebody pay me and whoever. Somebody give me 250. I'm showing my neck. Y'all ain't saying nothing. Mike Tyson about getting his money. Don't say nothing about me getting mine. My ass coming not next. Who gonna give me some money? Pins all. Where you at? Lucas Oil? What? You have anything except baby. They say Pete diggy enough right now playing strip poker. Oh, he got the money. His money. Long. And them inmates will do whatever he want them to do. That's diddy. You don't think Diddy in there having a ball got too much money. He got too much money. Don't mean doing whatever they want. They ripping each other apart in their sale. Pete digging whoever in there with him. Ripping each other apart. That goddamn room smell like booty and all. And Welch's grape. And Biggie voice. Biggie, Biggie, Biggie. Can't you see Sometimes your words just hypnotizing me And I just love your freaky ways. Yeah, Digging them letting you know. Then he was freaky. Dicky. Did he make love to a salamander? I'm not. What did it? Dig her up. Get that baby all on the skin and get freaky. Just that dope in that arm. When them get on dope, they get freaky. Were freaking in the rooms. I don't know if he had consent or not, but he was freaking. That's how Jovis had made that song. Y'all know he was signed. Jose was signed to him. Freaking you let me lick you up and down. Do you say stop? They say Diggy was in the back when they were producing that record. Had his eyes on. Oh, no, I ain't bullshitting. Diddy a freak. And he ain't the only one. Some more freaks out there too, and they gonna come to the light too. You watch. You watch how this play out. Diddy ain't the only one. Freaking Dee a bad mother. Y'all don't want to give me props though. Y'all want to down the man because he can. Yeah, we know he a scumbag. Hell, some of you scumbags. Hell, I thought I was feeling good about myself. I googled myself yesterday. Didn't nothing come up. Man, I'm mad. I thought I was something about it. I googled me this pop up boy, my feelings hurt. I thought I would get my bluff in on these hole. But you know I'm somebody, no? Yeah, I know I ain't. My net worth negative 30,000. Jets done fired. They GM Joe Douglas good. Aaron Rodgers next. Y'all find everybody except on Aaron. Roger, he don't want to need to go. Ain't wolf a damn no more. Don't win up there to New York and waste your name of time. Joe Neymar is royalty. Mink coat word only ring in the New York jets history. Joe 9th AR I thought he gonna run up there in New York and save him, but to no avail, baby. Though white. He looked that white man dead in the eyes and told him that pay me. That's why I get 30%. Commanders who professional cowboy. Y'all know damn well the commander's gonna win that game. Cowboys ain't winning, they too busy. P them were drinking tequila Hennessy. D say ace of spades all last night with thoughts some bad built thoughts at that. Cowboy ain't winning. They drunk all the damn time. They hell. Your favorite player on the team, Smoke Block of Miles. I ain't gonna say his name. But your favorite player on the cowboy Smoke block of Miles. You can't trust now that smoke Block of Miles. They're playing football, that's all I'm saying. Now when they retire, that's good. But right now, playing football, smoking blacks, whole lot of going on, man. Watching a lot of things going on. You men out here wearing matching pajamas with your girl and that got matching pajama with her side too. Y'all take your family picture? Yeah, she gonna took the same photo with the next. Here you is smiling like Everything good. Like you the only one getting it. No, you're not. Somebody else. Banana pudding fam. She said, he got better for another wafers. See that what wrong with y'all when y'all make banana pudding? Some of y'all vanilla wafers be soggy. I like mine crunchy. See y'all be going getting them out brand. Vanilla wafer. You gotta get the real deal. The ones in the yellow box. Got to put another abstract in there. Everybody can't make banana pudding. They claim they can, but they can't. Only a few, Only a handful. I had this one young chick going the kitchen the other day. Told her, you know, I'm from the old school. I don't want none there. Make me. Make me some meatloaf. Sick. And motherfucker was in there sweating bricks. Whole face done turned red. She was dead. I'm gonna be honest. I don't know how to make meatloaf. You know, I know you don't. I know you don't know how to make meatloaf, but I got meatloaf for you. Move back in the bedroom again. You God damn right I've been buying you clothes from designer clothes and designer shoes. I'll move designer ass time. I come in this room to eat. Cause Ro sports got me on hard. Never been with a guy like you. It's always on hard. And you and E, Is that all you think about? And you, you ain't doing nothing else but on your phone and in my. In my bank account. That mean I'm finna be in you pushing inside. You can explain the way it feel. All I want to do is be with you. I don't know about that old master Pete. Gotta put something on their mind when they come over. You want you. You walk on that trip. You all in there. I want first class hips. Better get in shape with me. Better join you some kind of planet Fitness. La fitness. I don't give a damn. Some fitness. Cause I'm feeding something. I'm not. I'm dub. I be freaking. Not like Diddy, but I'll be freaking. You don't think about what they'll be doing. Getting off. Getting off. I'm not bullshitting. I love them. Phone call. I just dropped them off at school. I'm right down the road. You want some breakfast? Huh? What you want? Wuggle burger. What you want? Mickey D, Wendy? Chick fil? A chick chicken with egg on top. Whatever you want, I got it. And it's gonna be hot when I deliver it too. Don't eat I'm gonna give you 45 minutes to digest and get good. They get. They get a rope one time to get into my bloodstream. And when you get in my bloodstream, I get to move it like that. I cut the music off. She think I'm dancing for her. I'm dancing to get this in my bloodstream. Come when it go down. Mighty Joe. Whoa. I'm going down through there with no condom. If you're new here, you're gonna learn something about me. It's nothing but entertainment going on over here. And if you want to know some fun facts, you're gonna do trivia. Do I have sex on the first night? You God damn right. It's in the Bible. It's in the Bible that woman shall give any man sex on the first night with no hesitation. It's in the Bible. Go on, look at it. You want to be submissive, Give it up on the first night. Not even give it up. I'm talking about getting real good sloppy head on the first night. Cheating. Girl, you gonna prosper. I. You might have five hours in your bank account right now, but if you follow my rules and Guideline, you have 1500 by Sunday, you will have 1500 by Sunday. And why got to be on me? You women should still have said on the first day, yes, it's not unlady like to do that. It's undumy like if you don't do it. Christmas time coming up, and your little boy already told you want the PS5, you want the Lego shoe and you be. And you don't make enough money for that because the daddy already ain't happening. So what you gonna do? You're gonna be selfish. You're gonna be selfish enough not to give your son a daughter. What they want. Don't do that. The children are our future, and we should give them whatever they want. Ladies, I expect better from y'all. And I need y'all to step up to the plate this year. And instead of out one pan leg, I need y'all not both pants legs. And it should start this week, Thanksgiving next week. You already complain you ain't got no grocery and you're gonna. You don't ran out of stamps. You better get down with the kick down. Check your DMs right now. God damn it. I'm in that waving like Nate. Don't say it. I mean, now you want a good Thanksgiving? None of you want your family finally come over and eat with you? I got 375I can sit in there Right now, you can get you some dressing, you can get you a hand and get you some greens, Mac and cheese, two buckets of chips, some cornbread, Bake your two cakes, three pies, dice cake. Amen. Let's see. Let's eat. So what's the hold up? Let's eat. People ask me, probably show y'all gonna know. People ask me, it's the hell. Now ask me a couple questions, I'll let you know if it's hell or not. Would you ever work in the oil field? Hell no. It take a real man and a real woman to work in the oil field. Bubba Dub can't do it. Why I got to watch my old lady. I got to watch. I got to watch my hand house. I might have kids watching. No Dub dumbing it down just a little bit. I gotta watch my hand houses. Too many foxes, coyotes, bobcats that love chicken. I can't do that. And I'm 4, 500 miles away. I got to be up with them. I'm not working in no damn or field. Hell no. Would you let your cousin move in with you, you know what I'm saying, if he was down only look, hell no. He better find a shelter. Hell no. I don't believe all that. Moving in with me, my whole family. I get you a room, I get you into a shelter. But moving in with me, when I got an old lady, would she like to walk around really with nothing on? Cause that's the way I like my girl, to walk around with nothing on. Cuz I have access to it at all time. Real talk. I like my girl rock around naked. Come here, come here. Netflix and chill. Netflix and me. That's what you getting trash of today. Going to Mike McCartney. Trash ain't won a home game yet. Do you hear me? Ain't won a home game yet. But yeah, he still got a job. Make it make sense. Him and Jerry got something going on. I don't know what it is he got on Jerry John, but Mike McCartney got something on him. Hopefully I can hit the like button by the day. Hopefully you can begin to come miss chopping. Hopefully. You done all that? 25 people online, I have over 2, 500 likes. I bet I don't I beg. 150 right now. When I log out, I only have 2500 likes. That's how y'all do me. That's how y'all do the person to make you laugh, make your stomach hurt. That's how y'all do me. Don't do me like that. Tap in with your boy, like I say. Y'all want some hats, jerseys and stuff? No, I got the bubble dub on the bag, man. Y'all want these? Let me know. Make this happen, man. If y'all want this merch, I got you straight for nagging. I get. You get discounts and everything, man. If you got a team, you got to start rocking the merch, man. You got to start rocking your. Your team jersey or your shirts and everything, man. Yeah, for Nagas will make or make that happen for you. Promise you that. Thank y'all for watching today, man. I'm gonna be in Abilene, Texas, on the Friday, Texas City Saturday at the Texas Convention Center. Tap in, tap in with your boy. See y'all tomorrow night. Peace and blessing. 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