Financial Disclosure Voice (22:13)
Congratulations Lamar Jackson broke Michael big all time leading rushing yours over 6,000 yards now for Lamar Jackson. Congratulations. And I know I said last week I don't think the Baltimore Ravens gonna be able to do nothing in the playoffs because they had lost to the Steelers is when I said that. But let me say something right now. If they gonna continue to get that ball in that big back workhorse Derrick Henry, they gonna be tough to beat. Them boys had over 250 yard Russian. You ain't gonna be able to beat them boy when it's cold like that up there in Baltimore. Hey yo, hey yo. You ain't gonna be able to beat them in the Houston Texas. These had they slabs out yesterday morning it was raining a little bit, but then the sky making what the sun come out. Them had they slabs out. They were ready to pull them slabs out. Man the stole two goddamn coins. Them goddamn slabs didn't come out yesterday. Them jump back in them cyber trucks couldn't tell y'all early in the year. We just, we continue to be dumb. It's Texas over everything. God damn it. Talk now. I called him yesterday. He didn't want to talk. I called little Kiki. He didn't want to talk. He want to talk about my goddamn veneers. We ain't talking about veneers, Kiki. We talking about the Texans. That's what we talking about. The sour ass Texans. Oh, we hurt. So is other NFL teams hurt too. We gonna keep playing that game about who Hurt, this and that. Everybody hurting banged up right now. What they got to do with anything you got CJ Style. You told me you had the best goddamn quarterback in y'all division. God damn it. I'm not seeing it right now. He can't see the field. He can't see the field. He need laser eye surgery, too. Like that. Need. There are two points on Christmas. Are you kidding me? You score two points on Christmas, y'all? Joe Mixon had nine carries, 26 yard. Nick Collins had three catches, 59 yards. C.J. stroud, 17 for 31, 185 passing yard, one interception. That's not going to help. Baltimore Ravens had the ball 35 minutes and 21 seconds. I mean, you're getting dominated. I mean, they controlling the line, scrimmage. I mean, your defense on the field more than it's supposed to be. And we already know when the defense on the field more than it's supposed to be. That mean they died. They mean they can't stop. That's why the goddamn score, 31 2. So, like I said, y'all gonna make the playoff. But after that first game, you write up with us, cowboy. Goddamn couch. That's where you at, on the couch with us. We watch to play our games together. You like Snickerdiggle cookies? Cookies? Or you like sugar cookies? God damn it. Which one you want? Because that's what you gonna be eating over here with me now. Tell me I'm lying. Never seen no like this in my Mother freaking Live. Texas. Go. Two points on Christmas on Netflix. Debut on Netflix. First time having two games over there now. Double hell. And y'all gonna come out and score two point. I'm so happy that Netflix wasn't buffering like they did on that Tyson fight so I could see some more NFL games on Netflix. Maybe NBA games over there. Matter of fact, let's put a goddamn show over there on Netflix. Let me host. Let me say what I want to say on this show. I bet the ratings be up. I bet you that we all know white people happy. When them ratings up, them goddamn white people cut a check. I call the game where it need to be called. I ain't biased. I call anybody out. I don't give a damn if you like it or not. I got a job to do. I'm gonna be real. I'm a realist. I'm gonna be foul and what I say. I ain't gonna hold nothing back, D. They be worried about. I mean, I ain't gonna say that they ain't gonna rock with me no more now. I don't give a damn thing. Rock with me doing nothing. I'm gonna tell the truth. You went for down tonight, fam. But it's all about how you gonna come back the next game, though. That's what it for me. Because I don't personally think no NFL, no NBA player, or nobody in professional sports are really trash. No, but do they have trash games? Yes. But is they trash as an individual? No, but they do have trash game. They'll tell you they have trash game. Hell, I have trash moments all the time. But I got more trash. Hell, no. Unless I ain't got no honey pack, then I'm definitely trash. Let me break it down to the NFL. How I'm feeling right now. Pittsburgh is not not gonna win a Super Bowl. I don't give a damn if y'all like it or not. I'm being real. I told you. Who got a chance to win? The Chiefs, Ravens, and some badass Buffalo Bill. Oh, they went to the super bowl four times and now I don't give a damn. I put in four applications back in the day. Didn't get now job. Look, why I'm at the date? Why? Cause I didn't give up and neither should you. Some of you get discouraged when you put them apps in and they ain't call you back. Keep working. Don't stop putting them in because they ain't keep working. Keep grinding wrong because we don't want to put the work in. You think everything should be easy. Go out here and talk to the female two or three days. God damn it. You feel like you should be already in the pool, Nandy, I don't want no goddamn pool nanny that easy. I get on here and joke about the first night and all that, but I want no cat that make me work for it a little bit. Then let me decide at night if I want to keep getting it. You know what I'm saying? Let me work for it. I don't want you to give me that. Let me go out and get it. Don't handicap me by giving me. Make me work for it. Cause I'm a hustler, baby. I'm gonna grind for mine. I ain't looking for no handouts. I'm gonna go and get it. Same way you should be. You should be going getting it right now. Day after Christmas. I'm hearing everybody on my timeline, man, I'm ready for next year, man. I'm gonna turn up. Why your ass ain't turning up right now, today, next year ain't promised. Tomorrow ain't promised. The very next minute ain't promo. Why aren't you doing it now? Gotta change our mindset. We gotta stop looking at everything from a negative point of view. Start looking at from a positive point of view, man. You know what I'm saying? Sometimes we be at fault. No, we know it. Cause we don't know no better. That's why you gotta educate yourself, man. Real talk. That's why I like YouTube. Real talk. Love YouTube. For simple fact, I can't cook. But I can get on type on YouTube and type in whatever I want to cook and learn how to cook it. It might not taste like it poster taste, but God damn it, I can cook it. That's all I'm saying. I can cook it. You're watching this show, then you know it's been presented by prize picks, man. Scan that barcode right there. Put in my promo code. Trash two Hs, baby. Real talk. Put $5 in. They gonna match it with 50. Scrap business. They're gonna match with 50. You're betting on more or less on your favorite player. That's all you got to do. If you can't watch the Bubble Dub show sometime, appreciate digging Trucker. Appreciate that, man. If you can't watch the Bubble Dub show, you only can listen. Go to Apple Podcast and Spotify. Type in the Bubble Dub Show. Boom, there I am, baby. All I need you to do is hit that like button that's gonna put me in the algorithm so you can start making me become recommended. Sometimes y'all be hitting dub. I ain't know you drop. Cause you Negroes and. And everybody else is not hitting the like button. You're watching, you're laughing. That's all I ask is a simple light. They get my algorithm going, baby. As long as you're doing that, I'm gonna keep coming over here giving y'all a real. Now, I know what I said about Trump getting in office. Everything gonna be all good. Oh, gonna be good. I don't know that I'm just on here to entertain. I don't know how it's gonna be after January 9th, but I will tell you this. We're still gonna have to take our ass to work. At the end of the day, we're still gonna have to work. Y'all sitting around here worrying about what's going on with Finesse two Time and Little King. That's they problems. That's their problem, not ours. I always been told, let the kids stay at A kid place. I don't know what's going on with that young man, King. I'm praying for him. I'm praying. Good Lord, continue to bless him. Get him around the right people that's love him. Gonna get him in school, gonna educate him. I don't give a Damn. Let him 12 years old. That little man ain't got no business at them goddamn Dodge games. Don't care what you say. That young man ain't got no business at them goddamn $dies games. You gotta have his head in some kind of book on some kind of game and that's it. But dies game could kill dodge game every day. B. I'm grown man. I'm going to die game now. My partner didn't play that. I'm going through there and I know I'm not going down. Hell no. Money, alcohol and drugs don't mix. Somebody will get killed. Do you? Somebody lose. They live at them Dodge games. And I can see family kill family. So what you make, you make you think they won't do nothing to an outside. The strangest happened. I'm just telling y'all, we keep. We keep encouraging this. Hey, look at that little at the Dodge. And the little nigga need to have his ass somewhere at the house sleep. I guarantee you grew up my father she ass beating. You ain't going out. And for some of you, I already know. Don't let them street lights beat you either. My parents will put something on your ass. My parents grew up in these days, they being tps. I had them. Where they whooping? I had. But I ain't mad about the mask whooping. No mask whooping got me where I met today. The mass whooping taught me to respect my elders. Be respectful. You live a long time. And I was raised around older people. I got an old soul, man. I was taught to respect elders. Whether your parents are not whoever respect them, man. You live a long time. I always talk. If you disobedient to your elders or your parents, you shorten your days. So I still live. I still live by that cold and ethnic to this day. I don't have to know you, my brother. If you older than me, it's yes, sir. If you, man, same way. Yes, ma'am. I'm. I'm. I'm against them to be respectful, man. There's too much disrespect going on these days, man. You young women, you come over there to ask, hey, can you come over here and help me with my son? I get over there, you ain't got nothing on the boogie shorts. I'm looking at ass now. I can't focus. I want to help you, son. But now I want to help you. And you giving me that. I'm the wrong. Get that I too, girl, I'm a tiger. I call your ass. But I ain't here for that. I ain't here for that. I'm here to help your son. But you keep looking over here, you grabbing your legs open. I'm gonna give you something. You goddamn. I'm gonna get. You keep asking for it, I'm gonna give it to you. You think I won't feed you? I'll feed into you. Don't play with me. Invite me over to your house and all that. If you got a man, don't invite me. I'm not coming over there. I'm. I don't. I don't. I don't want nobody else's room. I always live by that cold. I don't want nobody else. That's a dangerous game. I don't play. Before I come over your eye and you boo. You walk around the high like this, you gonna. You're gonna get touched. Don't get tough. And I don't call you after. Don't feel bad either, because you know what it is. You already know what it is. If you're watching the show, then you already know. We have a segment called Here Now Sick, and he's here to tell you, hell no. Hell, so you know, I go home yesterday, all my family friends want to pull up, having a good time. We drinking. We own that. This ain't trash, you know what I'm saying? I ain't got everybody gift and you got other people pull up. Hey, family holl at you, man. I'm so proud of you. I see you commercial on TV and everything, man. Guys, God has been good, man. God has been good, man. Look, you know I hate the ass. You think I can hold a couple hundred dollars? Hell, no. Where you been going to get money from? Goddamn. I expect you can go right back there again and get it. From now, them damn long companies giving out loans each and every day. I suggest you get on that phone, feel like you fill out an app and go and get you some paper. No. Why you can't go and get no loan? Because you ain't paid them back. Now, if you ain't paying them goddamn white folk back, what make you think you gonna pay me back? Never. You've been going without, you're gonna stay going without. Yeah, we family. Yeah, I love You. But God damn it, I ain't giving it to you. No, I will not. I'm gonna sit down here on Christmas like I did. I'm gonna watch the game, God damn it. And I'm enjoying myself. I'm gonna jog the fruits of my label and some of y'all doing the same thing. Enjoy the fruits of your label. Stop giving all your money away. People use your ass. They don't really like you. They just want what they can get from your ass. Now you got some genuine people that really need it. You can help them. But sometimes these don help, man. They just want to see what they can get from you. And if you don't help them, they're gonna talk about you like a dog. Man, shut your cry baby ass up. Stop crying. If you cry, what the baby gonna do? Time for us to step up as men and go and get it. Too many greedy people around here, too. Got a lot of going on. You can easily bring one of your brothers or your friends or somebody you know up and help them. You don't even do it. But it takes for God to strike your ass down, for you to lose everything you got. Then you want to reach back out. No, you stay your bad look ass over there. Where you at? You ain't been reaching out. Don't reach out now. Stay where you at. Bam. Stay where you at. Trash. Other day going to U.S. text English Steelers. Trash. Trash. I don't want to hear the Texas mouth no more. This. I don't want to hear y'all mouth no. God, I'm done with y'all. Y'all want to start back winging again? Y'all better take y'all ass down laying in Austin hood and get you some of the oils if you ever come to H town, Y'all mark my word, go to Oyster Hood, Tell Lynn you'll meet him ball headed right by y'all. Knowing that's how you talk. Tell him Bubble Dub sent you. He gonna bless your game. I promise. You go to Oyster Hood, man down here in H Town, man. Go all the other place. They got some great food, too. Camp. All these play prospect I ain't gonna hate. I'm a real. I'm gonna give shout outs. Go holler them people down there, man. Tell them Dub sent you, man. Houston is a beautiful city. If you're single, number women down here for you. Goddamn. And you can have fun, you know, if you got. If you like me. There's a lot of gay men out here for you, too. God damn it. Don't discriminate. I love all folks. Don't you never get it twisted because I get on here and say some jokes about gay people don't mean I don't like them. I love everybody. Never take this personal. You get entertainment for me, y'all. I'm here to make y'all laugh. Some of y'all going through some right now. It's my job to get it off your mind and get you back smiling and happy. Some of you probably don't hear, man, I'm thinking about robbing somebody. But come over here and listen. Talk to me then. You know it ain't worth it, fam. Huh? Three minutes of trouble and get your life in prison. Sometimes we need to start thinking before we do. Stop reacting and start thinking. I better not do that. My kids need me or my mama need me or my dad. Somebody need me. I better not do it. I better just stick it out. And that's how good things happen to those who wait. Stop rushing shit. Put the work in and everything will work out. I guarantee y'all. Thank y'all for tuning in. Today's show you already know. Colorado gonna pick up on byu. You already know. Coach prime them already down there and see where they're doing, what they do. Go out with a bang. Go out with a bang Name Just talking about them. I'm talking about all go out Walker bang. Give your all. You can catch me this weekend down in San Antonio, Texas at the improv. Grab mother. Grab them. You want to see a show, you can come down there and see me. Five shows. Two Friday, two Saturday, one Sunday. If you see me down there y in San Antonio, you know I'm eating number and I'm looking for a senior cuz I'm with your caliente and down there. My name ain't bubble dub Y'all know my name is San Antonio Senor Dub. Peace and love blesses. I'm out the volume.
