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The volume Good Morning, Good Morning. Welcome to the Bubble Dub Show. Ladies and gentlemen, it's a day after Christmas. You ought to be excited. You ought to be already on your feet right now. Some of you tired, some of you ain't. Some of you parted all night as you should if you were good sound, I came to see you. If you wasn't in, Santa didn't come see you. But welcome to the Bubble Dub Show. Go and hit the like button right quick. Go and hit the subscribe button right quick. And hopefully, if you already been subscribed to me, then you already got your notifications on and you already know when we gonna drop over here on the Bubble Dub Show. Today we gonna go and start the show off with. With the light goes. You seen what LeBron did last night? Once again, Anthony Davis hurt somebody. Go and wake Dr. CB up. Cause he the only that can heal. Ad right now. How the hell you get hurt on Christmas, fam? These the days when miracles happen. And you hurt again. As soon as you went down, I cut the TV off. I knew the wasn't gonna come back. Who I am trying to give you a bigger figure of a doubt, man. 80 been balling 80 big in every game. And here you go with this again. Well, I got something for you, Eggy. I'm putting your ass right back in here, trash. LeBron James, 49 years old, got to carry his damn team the way he doing it. We got some help yesterday. AR Came through clutch. Now, bro, you get out the way, I'm gonna win this game. Win the shot. Indeed. Took it to the hole and laid it up. That's what you're supposed to do. Make no send the Lakers 17 and 13 out of 30 games. We gonna won 17, we gonna lost 13. I don't like it. Keep telling my y'all go make some adjustment. What a goddamn adjustment. Y'all go make Rob Polinko. Because some of the people that's on the Lakers need to be in the damn stingers damn stands with me. Curry went out, we had the game one. We were put. No, we were running through them. All of a sudden, they let Curry ass get hot. And we already know when the chef get hot, he get to cooking. Thank God. Draymond Green terrible. A weak world loss. Draymond. Draymond Green missed seven open threes in the corner. Ain't gonna make them hole. Let Rudy Goldberg come out the horn. He ain't gonna miss telling you the truth for the day. Man, do I feel like my Lakers gonna go in the playoffs and do something I Don't. And I love my Lakers, but I don't feel that way. Cause this same team to beat Golden State, liable to go out and lose the next five damn games in a row. Thought bringing in JJ Rigging young head coach. Know the game on podcast with Braun. Goddamn. They eating hors d'oeuvres and shit. Thinking never gonna help. And it didn't help. And I won't apologize to Bumpy Dog. With him, you wasn't a problem, fam. It's the players, bruh. Shouldn't have to do that. At that age, he shouldn't have to do it. But he was feeling it yesterday. On Christmas, though. Fade away. Shot. Lay up. Don't. God Damn it. Balding. LeBron got everything in the world except for her on top of his goddamn head. There's something he can't buy. You can go to Turkey, you can go to Germany, you can go anywhere, all the goddamn world. But you can't buy no goddamn house to grow on your head. Think about it, bro. I got all the money in the world. He got all the endorsement. He got all the resources in the world. But that one resource, he can't get his hell. Think about it. The people that some of the greatest players in the World bow headed MJ LeBron Prime Time was coach prime what? Think about it. Tiger ain't got no her up under that hat. And here he is hugging his ex again. Never gotta quit simping. Ain't no goddamn well, I'm hugging my baby mama. She gonna took 100, 200 men from street. See you at the crossroads. You gonna be lonely. See you at the crossroads. You gonna be long. She ain't no making up. Ant man ran through ran through the miles yesterday. Luca hurt again. Luca, you need to fix your damn carburetor because she's smoking. Kyrie had 39. He did what he supposed to do. Ant man had 26. Old lad Mike Conley had 10. Rudy Goldberg had 1410 in Minnesota. They ain't. They. They record ain't reflecting how good they are right now. They just barely getting by. But we know come play all time Ant man. My twin gonna be ready to bow. NBA in good hands if you ask me. They say the bureauship is down. I understand it's down. All the three point shot. Ain't nobody playing defense. They bullshit. They showing on espn, training, bringing me over there. I. I get the goddamn beers up over there. Because I'm not gonna call the game the way they call the game. I'm gonna call the game the way it need to be called this team. 2 for 30 for shooting. 3. Stop shooting them. Stop shooting them. You see what Maxing them did yesterday to the Celtics? Come here. I told Max it to his face. Tell Joel Emb y'all ain't gonna win if he keep playing in them goddamn bowling ball shoes. Sketches are balling about bowling ball shoes. Why he keeps slipping and hurting. And get you some real shoe. Get you some Nikes, some Medigos. But them damn sketches ain't gonna get it. Them damn culinary shoes. And y'all know it. And I love Joel Embiid to death. The biggest, best big man in the league. I put him over Yokich. And y'all already know how I look at Yoki. I'm already a holler fight. I love Yokis. He's him. But when Embiid want to be the best player in the game. Can't nobody stop that big Nigerian mother. Nobody can stop him but them damn sketches. Pow jar pitched in 12 yesterday. Play. I'll be giving you 200 some million dollars. You gonna give me 12 points? Never. I want 23 points of Bella each and every night. See, it's all about the expectation. Same way when I take their honey pack, that poster kikiing and me like them sprites from McDonald's do. That's what they supposed to do. And I'm gonna go do them when you. Baby, I'm ain't no. Ain't no romance tonight. And playing with your feet. And now no up spread eagle. I'm coming through tonight. I'm Santa. Let me lay my sleigh out on your chimney. That's the only time the women get freaky Christmas and birthday. Other than that, they don't really be doing that much for us. They'd be giving us the same salty coochie for years. Christmas come around all of a sudden, it smell a little different now. It tastes a little different now. Cause you want them kids to get to get their gifts. They gonna get them. But what about me? I'm out here fighting. Fighting thugs, family members, crackheads, each and every day. But when I come home, you got an attitude. I don't want no motherfucking attitude. When I come home to the house, I want you on. I don't want you to have. I want you to be naked. I want to see razor bump cat. That's what I want to see. Raise a bump cat. I want to see the yiggies. I want to see the yams, even if you ain't got no yam. Even if your girl ain't got no ass, you supposed to make her feel like she got the biggest ass in the world. It's the confidence for me. You got to start giving your girl confidence, Fella, you making them feel bad. Some of them overweight in their ears and they get a little beside themselves sometimes. But God damn it, you still gotta make that big woman feel good. You know she was. You knew she had capabilities of gaining weight. All you gotta do is look at your girl, mama, her dad, inside of the family and the grandma. If some of them hoe got bacon fat right here, nine times out of ten, your girl gonna have that baping bacon fat, too, through the years. So stop getting mad when your girl gained a little weight. Man, I don't want her no more. Man, she. Man, she can get gang all that weight. You little. You sit up there and watch that girl eat rotel dip, cross crawl, crab legs after crab leg. And God damn it, you can't say nothing now. All of a sudden, you don't want now, no. You made the bed, you lay in. You lay in it. We ain't going for that no more. We ain't gonna be able to go forward no damn hope y'all gonna start respecting these women around here, and we ain't gonna wait till 20, 25 and do it. We gonna do it right here today. We gonna do it right here today. Now, if your girl or whoever you with winning, then cook Christmas for you, you ought to be kissing on her damn neck right now. Do these women get on our nerves? You damn right. Do I want a Draymond on some of these. These hoes? Sometimes. But I don't. Cause I don't want to go jail. All I take is one woman to say one thing, say you touched her, you going to jail. Even though you ain't touched it. They'll send your ass right down to jail. But what else is different? You calling cops on the female. Oh, you wrong man. That's the one. Stop it. Stop it. New York Knicks won yesterday. Too goddamn right. Women younger had 42 went off. I told y'all that. Then that thin got something, they can put him down there with CP3. CP3 feet. CP3 gonna never give a damn about scoring point. He just want to assist. And I'm telling you right now, Wendy Yama gonna be the first NBA player with a 500 million dollar contract. When you come up, watch. They can go, go gags inspector on. Just keep going up, up, up and up. Dunking on everybody, shooting threes from everybody you can't block his shot. I'm starting to think we're beyond but not real. I think Elon Musk made that. One of them Tesla plants. I swear to God, I don't think we'll be. I'm a real human being. I think he a Tesla robot. Too gifted. Oh, he too gifted. Real talk. Y'all better stop bullshitting now. Let's go to the NFL. Goddamn Kansas City ref Chiefs play against the Pittsburgh Steelers. I thought Pat my home ankle would hurt. I can't tell. I told y'all. Allegedly that on Balco had a walking boot on. Couldn't even walk out the front door. Soon as he get to the game, he ain't limp no damn mo. I want some of that. I don't know what Pat. My home's on y'all, but I want some of it. That was Superman yesterday. 29 for 38, 320 yard, two touchdown, no interceptions. Do you hear me? Goddamn Travis Kelsey came back alive again. He didn't raise. He been raised from the dig again. And let me know right now, he back texting them sisters. Taylor Swift don't know it. Goddamn Travis back testing them sisters. You know them white girls. And I want to. White girls are appetizer. You want the full meal? Deal. You better go get your sister. No disrespect to my white women. I love you, Karen's, Sarah's, Heathers. I love all y'all. Cause y'all gonna get every drop, God damn it. And some of them black women do it, but most of them ain't. You can do it anywhere. Self forgotten. Put it on my stomach. I'm putting it. I'm putting it. Real Talk. Russell Wilson, 23 for 37, 205 yards of interception. Now, let me be real on the show right here today. If I'm a Pittsburgh Steelers fan, last three games you done lost, you lost to the Eagles, Ravens and the Chiefs. Two elite teams that we consider in the NFL that could win the NFL Super Bowl. You ain't got it. And I love my Tubman and I love the Steelers. But from what I'm seeing right now, y'all not gonna beat nobody in no playoffs. Oh, we beat the Ravens, though. Y'all not gonna be. I'm gonna talk about them in a minute. But y'all not gonna beat them in the playoffs, though. Russell can't get the job done sitting in the pocket for like a second. Then we're gonna turn a spin. Then I'm Mike tumbling. I'm pointing right at Justin Field. Hey, boy, you started this year off the bench. I seen your ass right back over there. I'm not here for the foolishness, Russell. I don't give a damn how many gold chain, how many healthy food programs you can gain. Offensive line, I don't give a damn that we here to win games. We gonna lost three in a row. Your job is on the line. Your job on the line, fam. We don't lost three in a row. It ain't looking too good in Pittsburgh right now at all. Rolling over in this damn craze right now, it ain't looking good. Now tell me I'm lying. Y'all tell me I'm lying. What did y'all see yesterday? Najah Harris ran the ball good. Warren ran the ball good. Yeah, you can run the ball good, but God damn it, can you make this third and five pass? Hell no, you can't. But I got a trick for Russell Wills. I'm the Pittsburgh Steeler fan. Play on that team. I'm telling him I just heard a new song by Future and he talking about you again. Watch this ball. You watch Dangerous Rush go out there and bow and Sierra gonna be pregnant again. Watch. So you gotta say some motivating to your quarterback. Hey, dog, last three games you ain't. You've been dog. But I still believe in your elder boys looking ass. I'm need you to come on with. I'm gonna need you to play better than what you playing. Some of y'all watching this show. Come on, dude. Russell Wilson. Oh, now Tom Brady was 74 still winning. So don't give me that age. You give me that elf. You give me. I'm gonna make my team better. I'm gonna wheel my team to a victory. That's what you got to do. You got the run game. They can't stop it. Kansas city came out 13. Oh, y'all went down there score this 13 7. That means defense. Get a goddamn stop. TJ Watts. JJ Watts. I did a Micah 5000 watch. I don't give a damn. Give me a stop. Born in the game. You gotta get some stops. It's an offense. You gotta come together. Offensive line gotta be in sync with Russia. Russ, we're gonna give you 4.4seconds in the pocket to throw the ball. After that, four seconds. God damn it. They get. They. They gonna be out. But you got four seconds. Look, I can give you four seconds. Thank you for the Christmas, girl. I can give you four seconds. Stay run game. Now. That mean the offensive coordinator, Mike Tumbler, Y'all supposed to be joined at the hip. Y'all gotta have some plays calling. Y'all gotta have some plays calling the goddamn. Explore the Kansas City defense. And we know Kansas City right now got a defense. They ain't really been giving up that many points, but they can't stop the run. That means if you can't stop the run go, you ain't gonna be able to play. Stop to play action 2910. You got beat. Now we gonna move on to the other game after battle the more Raven Shout out to Lamar Jackson. Balled out once again, Lamar Jackson. 10 for 15, 168 yard, two touchdowns for four carries, 87 yards with a touchdown.
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Congratulations Lamar Jackson broke Michael big all time leading rushing yours over 6,000 yards now for Lamar Jackson. Congratulations. And I know I said last week I don't think the Baltimore Ravens gonna be able to do nothing in the playoffs because they had lost to the Steelers is when I said that. But let me say something right now. If they gonna continue to get that ball in that big back workhorse Derrick Henry, they gonna be tough to beat. Them boys had over 250 yard Russian. You ain't gonna be able to beat them boy when it's cold like that up there in Baltimore. Hey yo, hey yo. You ain't gonna be able to beat them in the Houston Texas. These had they slabs out yesterday morning it was raining a little bit, but then the sky making what the sun come out. Them had they slabs out. They were ready to pull them slabs out. Man the stole two goddamn coins. Them goddamn slabs didn't come out yesterday. Them jump back in them cyber trucks couldn't tell y'all early in the year. We just, we continue to be dumb. It's Texas over everything. God damn it. Talk now. I called him yesterday. He didn't want to talk. I called little Kiki. He didn't want to talk. He want to talk about my goddamn veneers. We ain't talking about veneers, Kiki. We talking about the Texans. That's what we talking about. The sour ass Texans. Oh, we hurt. So is other NFL teams hurt too. We gonna keep playing that game about who Hurt, this and that. Everybody hurting banged up right now. What they got to do with anything you got CJ Style. You told me you had the best goddamn quarterback in y'all division. God damn it. I'm not seeing it right now. He can't see the field. He can't see the field. He need laser eye surgery, too. Like that. Need. There are two points on Christmas. Are you kidding me? You score two points on Christmas, y'all? Joe Mixon had nine carries, 26 yard. Nick Collins had three catches, 59 yards. C.J. stroud, 17 for 31, 185 passing yard, one interception. That's not going to help. Baltimore Ravens had the ball 35 minutes and 21 seconds. I mean, you're getting dominated. I mean, they controlling the line, scrimmage. I mean, your defense on the field more than it's supposed to be. And we already know when the defense on the field more than it's supposed to be. That mean they died. They mean they can't stop. That's why the goddamn score, 31 2. So, like I said, y'all gonna make the playoff. But after that first game, you write up with us, cowboy. Goddamn couch. That's where you at, on the couch with us. We watch to play our games together. You like Snickerdiggle cookies? Cookies? Or you like sugar cookies? God damn it. Which one you want? Because that's what you gonna be eating over here with me now. Tell me I'm lying. Never seen no like this in my Mother freaking Live. Texas. Go. Two points on Christmas on Netflix. Debut on Netflix. First time having two games over there now. Double hell. And y'all gonna come out and score two point. I'm so happy that Netflix wasn't buffering like they did on that Tyson fight so I could see some more NFL games on Netflix. Maybe NBA games over there. Matter of fact, let's put a goddamn show over there on Netflix. Let me host. Let me say what I want to say on this show. I bet the ratings be up. I bet you that we all know white people happy. When them ratings up, them goddamn white people cut a check. I call the game where it need to be called. I ain't biased. I call anybody out. I don't give a damn if you like it or not. I got a job to do. I'm gonna be real. I'm a realist. I'm gonna be foul and what I say. I ain't gonna hold nothing back, D. They be worried about. I mean, I ain't gonna say that they ain't gonna rock with me no more now. I don't give a damn thing. Rock with me doing nothing. I'm gonna tell the truth. You went for down tonight, fam. But it's all about how you gonna come back the next game, though. That's what it for me. Because I don't personally think no NFL, no NBA player, or nobody in professional sports are really trash. No, but do they have trash games? Yes. But is they trash as an individual? No, but they do have trash game. They'll tell you they have trash game. Hell, I have trash moments all the time. But I got more trash. Hell, no. Unless I ain't got no honey pack, then I'm definitely trash. Let me break it down to the NFL. How I'm feeling right now. Pittsburgh is not not gonna win a Super Bowl. I don't give a damn if y'all like it or not. I'm being real. I told you. Who got a chance to win? The Chiefs, Ravens, and some badass Buffalo Bill. Oh, they went to the super bowl four times and now I don't give a damn. I put in four applications back in the day. Didn't get now job. Look, why I'm at the date? Why? Cause I didn't give up and neither should you. Some of you get discouraged when you put them apps in and they ain't call you back. Keep working. Don't stop putting them in because they ain't keep working. Keep grinding wrong because we don't want to put the work in. You think everything should be easy. Go out here and talk to the female two or three days. God damn it. You feel like you should be already in the pool, Nandy, I don't want no goddamn pool nanny that easy. I get on here and joke about the first night and all that, but I want no cat that make me work for it a little bit. Then let me decide at night if I want to keep getting it. You know what I'm saying? Let me work for it. I don't want you to give me that. Let me go out and get it. Don't handicap me by giving me. Make me work for it. Cause I'm a hustler, baby. I'm gonna grind for mine. I ain't looking for no handouts. I'm gonna go and get it. Same way you should be. You should be going getting it right now. Day after Christmas. I'm hearing everybody on my timeline, man, I'm ready for next year, man. I'm gonna turn up. Why your ass ain't turning up right now, today, next year ain't promised. Tomorrow ain't promised. The very next minute ain't promo. Why aren't you doing it now? Gotta change our mindset. We gotta stop looking at everything from a negative point of view. Start looking at from a positive point of view, man. You know what I'm saying? Sometimes we be at fault. No, we know it. Cause we don't know no better. That's why you gotta educate yourself, man. Real talk. That's why I like YouTube. Real talk. Love YouTube. For simple fact, I can't cook. But I can get on type on YouTube and type in whatever I want to cook and learn how to cook it. It might not taste like it poster taste, but God damn it, I can cook it. That's all I'm saying. I can cook it. You're watching this show, then you know it's been presented by prize picks, man. Scan that barcode right there. Put in my promo code. Trash two Hs, baby. Real talk. Put $5 in. They gonna match it with 50. Scrap business. They're gonna match with 50. You're betting on more or less on your favorite player. That's all you got to do. If you can't watch the Bubble Dub show sometime, appreciate digging Trucker. Appreciate that, man. If you can't watch the Bubble Dub show, you only can listen. Go to Apple Podcast and Spotify. Type in the Bubble Dub Show. Boom, there I am, baby. All I need you to do is hit that like button that's gonna put me in the algorithm so you can start making me become recommended. Sometimes y'all be hitting dub. I ain't know you drop. Cause you Negroes and. And everybody else is not hitting the like button. You're watching, you're laughing. That's all I ask is a simple light. They get my algorithm going, baby. As long as you're doing that, I'm gonna keep coming over here giving y'all a real. Now, I know what I said about Trump getting in office. Everything gonna be all good. Oh, gonna be good. I don't know that I'm just on here to entertain. I don't know how it's gonna be after January 9th, but I will tell you this. We're still gonna have to take our ass to work. At the end of the day, we're still gonna have to work. Y'all sitting around here worrying about what's going on with Finesse two Time and Little King. That's they problems. That's their problem, not ours. I always been told, let the kids stay at A kid place. I don't know what's going on with that young man, King. I'm praying for him. I'm praying. Good Lord, continue to bless him. Get him around the right people that's love him. Gonna get him in school, gonna educate him. I don't give a Damn. Let him 12 years old. That little man ain't got no business at them goddamn Dodge games. Don't care what you say. That young man ain't got no business at them goddamn $dies games. You gotta have his head in some kind of book on some kind of game and that's it. But dies game could kill dodge game every day. B. I'm grown man. I'm going to die game now. My partner didn't play that. I'm going through there and I know I'm not going down. Hell no. Money, alcohol and drugs don't mix. Somebody will get killed. Do you? Somebody lose. They live at them Dodge games. And I can see family kill family. So what you make, you make you think they won't do nothing to an outside. The strangest happened. I'm just telling y'all, we keep. We keep encouraging this. Hey, look at that little at the Dodge. And the little nigga need to have his ass somewhere at the house sleep. I guarantee you grew up my father she ass beating. You ain't going out. And for some of you, I already know. Don't let them street lights beat you either. My parents will put something on your ass. My parents grew up in these days, they being tps. I had them. Where they whooping? I had. But I ain't mad about the mask whooping. No mask whooping got me where I met today. The mass whooping taught me to respect my elders. Be respectful. You live a long time. And I was raised around older people. I got an old soul, man. I was taught to respect elders. Whether your parents are not whoever respect them, man. You live a long time. I always talk. If you disobedient to your elders or your parents, you shorten your days. So I still live. I still live by that cold and ethnic to this day. I don't have to know you, my brother. If you older than me, it's yes, sir. If you, man, same way. Yes, ma'am. I'm. I'm. I'm against them to be respectful, man. There's too much disrespect going on these days, man. You young women, you come over there to ask, hey, can you come over here and help me with my son? I get over there, you ain't got nothing on the boogie shorts. I'm looking at ass now. I can't focus. I want to help you, son. But now I want to help you. And you giving me that. I'm the wrong. Get that I too, girl, I'm a tiger. I call your ass. But I ain't here for that. I ain't here for that. I'm here to help your son. But you keep looking over here, you grabbing your legs open. I'm gonna give you something. You goddamn. I'm gonna get. You keep asking for it, I'm gonna give it to you. You think I won't feed you? I'll feed into you. Don't play with me. Invite me over to your house and all that. If you got a man, don't invite me. I'm not coming over there. I'm. I don't. I don't. I don't want nobody else's room. I always live by that cold. I don't want nobody else. That's a dangerous game. I don't play. Before I come over your eye and you boo. You walk around the high like this, you gonna. You're gonna get touched. Don't get tough. And I don't call you after. Don't feel bad either, because you know what it is. You already know what it is. If you're watching the show, then you already know. We have a segment called Here Now Sick, and he's here to tell you, hell no. Hell, so you know, I go home yesterday, all my family friends want to pull up, having a good time. We drinking. We own that. This ain't trash, you know what I'm saying? I ain't got everybody gift and you got other people pull up. Hey, family holl at you, man. I'm so proud of you. I see you commercial on TV and everything, man. Guys, God has been good, man. God has been good, man. Look, you know I hate the ass. You think I can hold a couple hundred dollars? Hell, no. Where you been going to get money from? Goddamn. I expect you can go right back there again and get it. From now, them damn long companies giving out loans each and every day. I suggest you get on that phone, feel like you fill out an app and go and get you some paper. No. Why you can't go and get no loan? Because you ain't paid them back. Now, if you ain't paying them goddamn white folk back, what make you think you gonna pay me back? Never. You've been going without, you're gonna stay going without. Yeah, we family. Yeah, I love You. But God damn it, I ain't giving it to you. No, I will not. I'm gonna sit down here on Christmas like I did. I'm gonna watch the game, God damn it. And I'm enjoying myself. I'm gonna jog the fruits of my label and some of y'all doing the same thing. Enjoy the fruits of your label. Stop giving all your money away. People use your ass. They don't really like you. They just want what they can get from your ass. Now you got some genuine people that really need it. You can help them. But sometimes these don help, man. They just want to see what they can get from you. And if you don't help them, they're gonna talk about you like a dog. Man, shut your cry baby ass up. Stop crying. If you cry, what the baby gonna do? Time for us to step up as men and go and get it. Too many greedy people around here, too. Got a lot of going on. You can easily bring one of your brothers or your friends or somebody you know up and help them. You don't even do it. But it takes for God to strike your ass down, for you to lose everything you got. Then you want to reach back out. No, you stay your bad look ass over there. Where you at? You ain't been reaching out. Don't reach out now. Stay where you at. Bam. Stay where you at. Trash. Other day going to U.S. text English Steelers. Trash. Trash. I don't want to hear the Texas mouth no more. This. I don't want to hear y'all mouth no. God, I'm done with y'all. Y'all want to start back winging again? Y'all better take y'all ass down laying in Austin hood and get you some of the oils if you ever come to H town, Y'all mark my word, go to Oyster Hood, Tell Lynn you'll meet him ball headed right by y'all. Knowing that's how you talk. Tell him Bubble Dub sent you. He gonna bless your game. I promise. You go to Oyster Hood, man down here in H Town, man. Go all the other place. They got some great food, too. Camp. All these play prospect I ain't gonna hate. I'm a real. I'm gonna give shout outs. Go holler them people down there, man. Tell them Dub sent you, man. Houston is a beautiful city. If you're single, number women down here for you. Goddamn. And you can have fun, you know, if you got. If you like me. There's a lot of gay men out here for you, too. God damn it. Don't discriminate. I love all folks. Don't you never get it twisted because I get on here and say some jokes about gay people don't mean I don't like them. I love everybody. Never take this personal. You get entertainment for me, y'all. I'm here to make y'all laugh. Some of y'all going through some right now. It's my job to get it off your mind and get you back smiling and happy. Some of you probably don't hear, man, I'm thinking about robbing somebody. But come over here and listen. Talk to me then. You know it ain't worth it, fam. Huh? Three minutes of trouble and get your life in prison. Sometimes we need to start thinking before we do. Stop reacting and start thinking. I better not do that. My kids need me or my mama need me or my dad. Somebody need me. I better not do it. I better just stick it out. And that's how good things happen to those who wait. Stop rushing shit. Put the work in and everything will work out. I guarantee y'all. Thank y'all for tuning in. Today's show you already know. Colorado gonna pick up on byu. You already know. Coach prime them already down there and see where they're doing, what they do. Go out with a bang. Go out with a bang Name Just talking about them. I'm talking about all go out Walker bang. Give your all. You can catch me this weekend down in San Antonio, Texas at the improv. Grab mother. Grab them. You want to see a show, you can come down there and see me. Five shows. Two Friday, two Saturday, one Sunday. If you see me down there y in San Antonio, you know I'm eating number and I'm looking for a senior cuz I'm with your caliente and down there. My name ain't bubble dub Y'all know my name is San Antonio Senor Dub. Peace and love blesses. I'm out the volume.
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