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Dad, I'm broke and I need a place to stay until I figure out what the rest of my life looks like. So a couple of days when his daughter moves back in. The last time you walked out that door, you looked back at me and gave me a double bird. I was 18. The double bird was how I ended all our conversation.
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Can we try to talk to each other like rational adults?
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That's not a thing anymore.
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Or one of us is like the star. What did you see? My audi's wife was Ms. Casey. If you want to find out what Happened to her. I'll help.
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What do you do, everybody? What it do? Happy New Year's to everybody. Happy New Year's to everybody, man. Real talk. God don't bless you. You see 20, 25, it's a new year. I know y'all got new plans, new goals, new resolutions, new everything. Just make sure. Just make sure you stick to what you're saying you gonna do this year, man. Cause this the time to do it. Go ahead and hit the like button right now if you ain't already. And hit the like button. To my new subscribers. Welcome to the Bubble Dub Show. Make sure you keep your notifications on because you're gonna never know when Dub gonna go live. But this morning, we going live. And last night we witnessed a massacre. Damn, Dub, what master you talking about? I'm talking about Ohio State and what they did to the Oregon Ducks all year. Oregon, they lost now. Motherfucking game. Bowling, doing what they supposed to do, making the world feel like they the number one team. But that was a damn lie. Coyote State came out ready to ball, and that's what they did. I know them damn loggers up there in Oregon right now. I know they even go to work this damn morning. I know they sick. Chip Kelly rolling over in his damn grave right now. Him and Marcus Mario. Whatever sideline he on right now, I know he holding the clipboard. Goddamn. Will Howard was 17 for 26, 319 yard, three touchdowns. That's what a quarterback supposed to do in the damn bowl game. And that's what he did last night. That's all I've been hearing the last couple weeks. Man, who you got? How you stay? Man, who you got like, Man, I don't really know, but you building. You build a pico. Glad I didn't. Because if I'm doing it, I would have been sick. Now all my organ fans that's been dming me, talking about what y'all gonna do. Damn it, where you at? Show your face. You show your face. Don't hide. I don't have in the cab over taking them ass whooping. I came right back on here, either that day or the next day, and I got straight to business. Won't y'all come in here right now and talk to us? Come on in and talk to us. Now you're hiding. Now, don't stop. Stop all that hiding and come out and play. Let Me tell y'all something. Oregon's. Oregon. Y'all had negative 23 Russian yard. What game you gonna win with negative 23 Russian yards? They mean offensive line ain't getting no push. That means you're getting beat up front. If you're getting beat up front, that means you're gonna get beat from the back. Now you see you college team, y'all had two or three weeks off to practice, to. To work on whatever y'all needed to work on. God dang it. And you come out and play, like come out and play lackluster. Everybody tune in to watch this game. Everybody really actually thought this is gonna be a good came. But it wasn't. Ohio State of powerhouse. Ohio State is a powerhouse in Oregon. Oregon. The Oregon Ducks don't even. Don't even deserve to be in on the damn field with them. I told y'all, I told y'all how your state different. How your state always had great players from the. I don't know if y'all remember. Some of y'all probably do. I got some old heads on here. Maurice Claret, y'all remember how good Maurice Claret was? I forgot what year it was. But, man, that guy, I think he was a freshman. I think he tried to come out to the draft the next year. It didn't work. Got into some trouble. But he doing good things now. He over is what it is right now. With camera on them right now. But I don't know if y'all quite remember Maurice Claret. Maurice Clarette was a dog. Who else come out of Ohio State? You had Eddie George come out of Ohio State too. Joey Galloway. There's been some great players come out of Ohio State. All I'm saying is this. When it comes down to these big games, goddamn Ohio State always showing up in Oregon, always lose. Turning on them. Watching this. I turned that off and started wasting. I'll start watching Saved by the Bail. That's what I did. I turned the golf and store watching Saved by the Bail. Who on here? Remember Screech? Who on here? Remember screenshot on Save Packer Bail used to be my show. And speaking of shows, mean to get out on topic from the. From the college games, y'all need to go. And if you ain't got Peacock, go and download Peacock and watch this show called the Jackal. You gotta watch it. It's about a elite sniper getting paid, you know, millions of dollars to go off and kill people. You gotta watch that, man. It's like 10 episode right now. It's the First. It's the first season. It's like 10 episodes. Go on, Peacock. I'm telling y'all right now, man. Go and watch the Jackal. Watch some different, like normally what we normally watch. I know I got some people on there like me, you know, we all hood go and watch the Jackal. And it's some truth to a little bit of this they be putting together. Because some of this still be going on today in. In this world right now that we living on right now. And y'all need to go and check it out. The real talk, man. Shout out to my Texas Longhorns. Y'all took care of business against Arizona State. Queen yours come here. And I know everybody like Archie Manning. I. I get it. But goddamn Queen is him on that man to get in the pool. For what? Stay your ass where you at. If anybody gonna get in that pool, it's gonna be Archie. Oh, he a man. I see. I don't give a damn who he is. Quinn winning. I'm riding the high hand. And damn it, I'm riding McQueen Bitch Young rolling over in this grave right now. Matter of fact, Bish Young rolling over in 1942 right now. Goddamn Longhorn 139 to 31. By time somebody from Texas do something. I don't give a damn that it's college. By time somebody in the state of Texas do something good on national tv. Cause the Cowboys ain't doing it. The goddamn Texans ain't doing it. They ain't doing it. Goddamn Queen with 20 for 30, 322 yards, three touchdown, one pick Matthew Gold doing 7 for 149, one TD. Getting off. Getting off. This A and M were yet. Tsu. Where you at? Houston Cougars. Where you at? Tcu. Where you at? Lcu, where you at? You not do well. Goddamn Hookham. Ricky Walker, not Ricky Waller. Ricky Williams smoked 17 bucks yesterday. Who remember Ricky Williams Sheep God damn. Ricky Williams was high before the game. Goddamn during the game. Goddamn after the game. Ricky Williams was him. I never forget my big brother now. Man watching the Longhorn back then. Ricky William would get that ball, y'all, I'm talking about take it to the house, too. You couldn't do nothing. He will build and he was fast. And ain't nothing you could do with Ricky Williams. Every time I used to tell you because you won the house. I'm telling y'all. I'll never forget Ricky William, man coming out, man. I think he got drafted by the Saints. I think Master P was his agent. He had some kind of Old idea Master P gave him, it was. But the. Nevertheless, he gave another black man a chance and Master P to represent him. But. But just on hindsight, just looking back, man, I feel like Ricky, Ricky Williams sugar bringing hall of Famer cooker being a Hall of Famer, you know, he quit for a year or two to go smoke weed, get his mind right. And that's where a lot of people gonna really, really be believing in people, be happy, depressed and this and that. But man, it's. A lot of people be depressed, man. You know, in this world right now. So you just never know, man. If your bill ain't right, then ain't nothing else gonna go right. And a lot of times I used to be on the outside looking in like, man, how could people with all that money be depressed? Easy, man. You can have all the money in the world, but not have you, if that makes sense to you. Not have you. Man, a lot of people be inside, they be. They be empty, man. They got all the money in the world, but they ain't got no social skills. They can't get no girl or. Or their family getting messed over. And they mind all messed up, man. So don't just think people who got money that like. Like, it's like everything okay, like financially they can go out and get what they want, they bills paid. But for the most other people ain't got no lies, man. People ain't got no lie. But what I seen when Ricky William y'all, I remember he went to Miami, best running back in the league. When Ricky Williams went to the. Went to the Dolphin. I watched Ricky Williams run over Ray Lewis. And I ain't talking about Ray, right. I'm talking about them killing me. They could get 225 tackles on your ass. I'm talking about that right, Lewis. And I put my right hand to God. I watched. I watched Ricky Williams run over Arizona State. Sam Levy was 24 for 46, 220 yard. That ain't gonna get. You gotta go back to the drawing board. And once again, if I'm a head coach and my quarterback ain't doing what he supposed to do, you coming right over him with me. That's the same thing. We need to apply. And I lied for certain people. We got certain people in our lives, they ain't playing they role. It's time to show them the road. They gonna sold you everything they are what they still doing. Her fault they ain't doing. Bringing drama, bringing stress to your ass. Yeah, your blood pressure up, but you still got this bad right here. Let him go. Somebody willing to come in right now and take their spot and do they job. But what we doing? I'm just talking to myself, too. We still got them around. We got to move pieces around sometimes. Got to change the playbook some time. Got to change the formation sometime. Sometimes you might even have to change jobs because you've been here five, 10 years, five, eight years. That gonna mean you can't go out and find you nothing better. That's all I'm saying. If the quarterback ain't doing his mother job, then you got to move around. That's why you got to start developing the quarterback. Yeah, I know my number one quarterback a mother, but my number two gonna be just as good. So when one ain't doing nothing, come here. Don't run that plate. Run it to perfection. Same thing going to defense, y'all. The coaches ain't coaches, man. I'm the head coach. I'm over everything. But since you the defense coordinator, it's your job to run the defense now. We ain't got no goddamn stops on third down all night. Let me run the defense. And that's the thing. The coaches gotta get made. They ain't coaching no more. Y'all. I'm seeing it. Y'all seen it. That's why some of these teams be dysfunctional the way they are. Because the head coach is just the head coach. He only go by what the coach come over here, report to him, and what that coach come over. Important. Sometimes as the head coach, you got to go down and stop this. Sometimes the head coach, you got to take their headset off and do like Bill check do and go over and talk to the defense. What the going on? Oh, man, we don't know, Coach C. That's the way you're playing. We don't know. Y'all got all these fancy girl tablets and all this to show you the previous plays that you just run. You know what formation they in? Cause we done study it. We don't win over Once you see a tight end over here, it's normally been a run, ain't it? But God damn, if you over there, when you line up, you know it's a run. Stop it. But you got some defensive players, they're gonna do their assignments. They gonna hit their gaps. You're gonna hit your caps. That means trouble. You don't think the other team know that? Hey, they ain't hitting their gaps. They over pursuing. They're all pursuing. We're gonna run, cut back. And that's when the running back Derek he would take out 60, 70 y'all because people ain't doing their job. That's why you team sire they not doing their mother job. Simple as that. No difference between my Cowboys go out and get dak all that money rightfully so in franchise quarterback. You go out and give them the money but then you're gonna go out and give him the pieces you got. I'm just gonna be a realist on this show today CD Lamb. I'm not gonna do it all by itself. You go out and get these slow ass white boys and titans these can't running four nine forties go get the titans that run it four five and four six is Jared getting them big slow ass white boy make it make sense. You put them big white boys on the goddamn line and let them block. You let them block. Ain't too many Rob Grotoskis, ain't too many Travis Tellsons be walking through that NFL like this no more. You better go out and get you some skill for tight end that can run routes. That's the only reason why we Dallas so sorry y'all. Jerry ain't going out and getting skilled for people going out trying to find some more of them goddamn Jason Wiggins and it ain't working. Ferguson. Shit. Who the fuck is Ferguson? And I'm asking who is Ferguson? My point exactly y'all. We keep going out getting these siren fight boys on these tight.
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Shit not working. Got one good receiver, CD Lamb. Then you go out and get Cyrad. Brandon Cook. Brandon Cooks ain't been since them Eagles knocked him out the Super Bowl. Why the hell y'all keep going again? He my height. Who in the hell he jumping over catch up. He ain't who doing a scouting for the Cowboy. That's why I need to be scout. I bring in some talent over there and they don't ball. Cause I'm gonna be every practice, I'm gonna be in the weight room with them. God damn it. I'm gonna be everything. I'm gonna be your conscious. You got two more reps. What you doing? You got two more reps. Let's get it. Oh, I gotta go. No, we're gonna run racks, too. We're gonna catch the ball till your hands bleed. That's if you want to win. They say Tom Brady should stay. Used to be the last one to leave. The best one on the field, but he the last one to leave. Me, personally, I don't think these players really care about winning like that no more. I really don't. I don't really personally, my mind think I. I know they want to win, but some of them don't give a damn because they making generational wealth. Like, if I don't win, I ain't tripping. I got this money. I'm good. Okay, cool. We don't want you on this team. And you got some teams full of. And I might bring me to my next point. The Philadelphia Eagle full of not letting say corn Barkley going get the record. Oh, we tracing the Super Bowl. Now, what if you're winning that? Now what if you're gonna win that Super Bowl? Eagles. Now, his man doesn't miss that on one record that he could get. It ain't been broken in 40 years. He got a chance to go and get the record, and you wanna see him. Are we gonna seek him? Come. We don't want nobody to get hurt. I don't want to hear that. I don't want to hear that. If I'm Saquon Barkley, I'm not letting them make that decision for me. I'm going to get it. I'm going. I'm chasing it. I'm about dreams. I'm like, I turned when he told goddamn Tina Turner. I got dream bigger than St. Lucas. I got San Antonio, got Milwaukee. I owe Suit Ruckles. Them goddamn wigs. I'm buying you. They ain't cheap. I owe. I'm Saquon. I'm going to get the 100 yards away. 101 yards away from the ruck. Yeah, I gonna stop that man from going to get that record. Oh, because. Oh, man, we don't want nobody to get hurt, man. Oh, man. Oh, man, we're going to the Super Bowl. Ain't nothing guaranteed. You still got Detroit go through. You got the Minnesota Vikings to go through. Hey, this ain't guaranteed, man. I don't like this. I don't know how y'all feel about the Philadelphia Eagles not letting Saquon Barkley pursue a Russian record. Like, how do y'all really feel about that? Talk to me right now, man. I really want to know how y'all feeling about that. The dub ain't feeling. I'm not feeling that, man. I think. I think it's lame, to be honest. I think it's real lame. This man this close, this close to getting a record, and y'all like, nah, man, we chasing something bigger. We all chasing Some bigger in life. But the I'm chasing gonna make us bigger or make me bigger. The life of a running back ain't that long no more. In the NFL, y'all, they don't really care about the running backs no more. But here, this man right here showing y'all that the running backs are valuable and y'all don't even see the bigger picture. They're still y'all. Y'all are players. Y'all still letting them devalue y'all. Man, see what y'all saying? I'd rather him save his body for the playoff. But you still probably ain't gonna win, though. That's the whole point. Super bowl ain't no guarantee. Now what if. What if the Eagles don't get to the super bowl and win now? Then what? Damn, man, I should just win here and played that leg game. You damn right. Football. And football. If you're scared, God damn it, don't play. That's what they told me. If you're scared, don't play. Sorry. I hope they gonna win a motherfucking thing this year. I hope Detroit take this all the way. In Detroit we trust. Sorry. Eagles stopping history. Alabama fans. Where y'all live? Y'all bring y'all big bad ass in here. Done lost 13 to 19 to Michigan. Jim harbor ain't done no more. In your lockers. I know what Alabama need. And I know what you're missing. You're missing Saint Nick. Saint Nick made technique. Make the trap jump. That's what Saint Nick was doing. Saint Nick was making the trap jump down in Alabama. Lord of my witness, you know I ain't lying to y'all. I'm being real on this show. Ain't a thing down there in Alabama. Ain't nothing Tuscaloosa. It wasn't nothing in Tuscaloosa but racist. Had white folk down there. Nick Saban coming there and changed the whole culture. Now it's neck bone, muscle, Bill Nichols dying. Everybody that dying there having kids. Them kids come out swole like a. People actually want to go to Alabama now they win. But you wanna know we used to want to go to Alabama. Used to run from Alabama and Mississippi. Only niners now. And y'all gonna come out and do this. The. The St. Nick bill, you loses every other goddamn saying. Nick saban then. Age 30 years since she got retired. I thought he was gonna be Joe Paterno. Made him rest some for what he was doing. Letting them, me and dude with them boys down there, goddamn up there playing and Peeing state. We ain't forgotten y'all. Don't let her forget y'all. We ain't forgetting. Y'all knew what was going on up there in the rooms. Jeffrey goddamn said Dusky was going in them damn locker room. Walking up and while them boys were showering and washing their backs and feet. Oh, we ain't forgot. Y'all always want to talk about what Pete did and him doing. Nigga, we gonna talk about y'all in 2025. That y'all won't bring up old on Diddy. Damn. I'm bringing up on goddamn Joke Paterno and Jim goddamn San Ju was in that. You know, tapping them on they soul. Come here. What if I told you you had to go to class no more, huh? And you'll still pass you free. All you got to do is come get in this cold shower with me. Dumb boy was willingly. At the end of the day. At the end of the day, Dumb boy was willingly getting in that goddamn cold shower with Jefferson Dusky. Yeah, he'll pedophile. Yeah, he'll write at the end. But they was willing to do it. Big boy, 22 and 23 years old. Somebody he mind tricked them. These are grown men. I don't care what some of y'all say. Some of them move it to be called. And God damn it, Jerry Sanduskin will cut them. See Joe Paterno know what's going on. I'm gonna go and slide your extra 1.5 million. Joe, you got a job for life. But for the love of God, don't you say a word. And to Joe credit, I don't want to see it. I don't want to hear about it. Deal. She every goddamn Wednesday evening Jerry Sandusky was in that locker room snooping. I know how white folks stoop around. Y'all know how the white supervisor be on the job. Just walking around prying. You're looking for. Know you up to know you, don't you? Your bosses don't like they know. They know you full of. And they get walk around all day watching your ass, making sure your ass supposed to be doing your job. You can't bullshit on the job today like you normally do because he walking up and down or she walking up and down watching your badass. They have to get you. They have to get you. That's how Jerry Sandusky was at pen. Stay up there now, they gonna try to sweep it on the rug. Like we don't forgot. Nah, nigga. We're gonna do a 30 for 30 on Jerry Sandusky and Joe Paterno. Y'all want to keep turning my black folk down. God damn it. We gonna have to start. Then we gotta start calling everybody out. Real talk. God damn it. We gonna go out. Y'all going down. Rules. There's going on. I'm telling y'all, 20, 25. There's some going on. They don't want us to know about it, but we gonna talk about it on this show. This ain't just no sports show. No, no, I'm educating y'all. I'm gonna put you up on game just like that. Rip to the people down there in New Orleans. I know y'all seen that massacre that happened. I know y'all seen this isn't coincident. This in a cyber truck. Elon Musk and then do it right in front of Trump Top. Come on, come on, man. They trying to separate Trump and Elon. But don't be, you know, too smart for that. Ain't no way something like this should be happening, man. It's too much evil. I keep telling you. It's too much evilness going on in this world will make you want to go out and harm all these people. And they hump. I don't get it, y'all. How what could be going through a person's mind and wake up, hey, man, I'm away to the new year. Then I'm gonna go blow everybody up who thinks like that. That means that been thinking like that. And you can't tell me somebody around her didn't know that kind of was gonna go on or this person was capable of doing it. You don't just wake up in the morning and go blow some up. You gone. You've been talking to somebody. You've been writing letters. You've been on the computer looking up something been going on. And another thing, I hate when these people, black babies, and not just black people, but people in general, coming up missing. All the cameras in the world. You said this person would last seen around 5:30 on AM Street. And goddamn, you got cameras all over Elm Street. Then go find them singing, not these Amber alerts. Well, I'm trying to get me some cat. God damn it. Now I got to stop what I'm doing because there's an ambulance going on. Somebody in the great Honda. Somebody in the great Honda. Don't snatch. Goddamn. Somebody. Holy cow. I don't know what these folks here. You a. And I don't like it. 20, 25, you gonna get right or they gonna get Your ass right for you. Which one you want? You wanna wake up in the morning on your free wheel, or you want that sergeant waking your ass up? Or you want your cellmate waking your ass? Cause they'll tap you on your shoulder. Or some won't even tap you on your shoulder. They tell you gone and lay on your stomach and open up. And open up wide. Say cheese, Marlon. Is that what you want? New Year's come around. All these years, my family been telling me, gotta eat black eyed pea for good luck. Eat cabbage to have money. I ain't the only one. Black Eyed peas brain. Good luck cabbage bring money in the new year. That's what they've been telling me all my life. But guess what? Ever since my uncle had teeth, he been doing that right there. Eating cabbage in greens. And guess what? He ain't had no luck. He been living with my grandma 40 years. On the same couch, same bed, in the same three shirts. He had no good look, huh? Why in the hell we eating this shit? It's a myth. It's a myth. Eating green black eyed peas. Not eating it no more. I'm eating what white people eat now. I want some cherry pie. I want some apple. Cherry pie. The goddamn new year. Cause the goddamn cabbage ain't doing it. The Black Eyed Peas ain't doing it. For giving me high blood pressure. My meat don't stand up like it used to. I'm doing something new in the new year. I'm doing something new in the new year. Y'all talking about it. Black people chitlins all this, that make us have a high blood pressure. That make us have dia. Them good old white people, do they make sure them goddamn chillings available. Buckets. Y'all be paying attention. I'm putting you on game in 2025. I'm only educating you by the my good white people. If I didn't live long. Jerry John 105, you can't tell. That's why you wear all them turbo necks. And he take that goddamn shirt down like this. She a pig on pride. Chicken wrinkles. I'm not bullshitting. You gotta be smart. We gotta be smarter than what we are. Yeah, we love that soul food. We grew up. That's how we know. Get off that. Some of it, not all of it, but some of. Get off that pork chop. I just love pork chop. I don't eat that no more. Want to live a long time. Won't be healthy. Won't be around here for my kids and my grandkids. I know some of you old schools on here, too. Won't be around here for your grandbabies. Man, I respect it, but we got to start watching what we putting in our bodies. Your body is your temple. You got to take care of your body. Yeah. Wonder why that meat don't get hard. It's the goddamn food you've been eating, bro. And doesn't change too. Them goddamn studs. Them deal. Those ain't working no more like they used to hoe. Had them deal though Them goddamn battery last seven months straight. Not your home. They man made dead, baby. You got them studs got to come back home to roost. So if y'all see me on only fan with one of the stuff. Mind your beans. I'm 25. You hoes gonna stop taking bird baths, too. You hold gonna watch that cat. You hold on getting uncle clean that cat from the inside to the outside. And when you open your legs up like Jordan, it better smell good. You hold. Gonna stop leaving your kids with y'all mama doing. Your child got 109 fever, but you still won't run your ass to the club. We're not doing that in 2025, baby. You gonna watch them damn kids. You gonna sit right there with your child while it's sick. You gonna sit down with your child. You gonna hold your child. You gonna pray over your child. You gonna be a mother in 2025? Oh, yeah, you gonna be the mother. You hoe gonna stop borrowing money to go to these clubs, too? Oh, yeah, you gonna be a mother in 2025. 2025. You gonna stop getting front of this work, too. You damn right. You gonna start paying for your homework. Ain't no more fronts. No more fronts. I need COD Cash on deck. I don't think I'm gonna get you tomorrow. No, you're not. You're gonna get me now. Cause you ain't getting later.
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2025 Y'all gonna stop going down here buying these cash cars, talking about they brand new. We gonna stop there and bring in that ragged ass car light on in that. There ain't no new car and there ain't no goddamn fears either. Ain't no fears about that. Lights on in 2025. We're gonna stop lying. We're gonna start keeping the 100 with the hole. Either you in a relationship or you ain't. Do you hear me? We gonna stop lying. 2025 when we show other people love, we gonna stop saying you riding dick. Why can't I show my brother or my sister some love that I'm that I'm a fan of they work. Oh man, I like Kendrick. Oh man, you riding Kendrick. 2025 we not doing that. 2025 we're getting back to what brother Michael was talking about. Being up for one another. Maybe the good white folks will start respecting us. That's the problem. They don't respect us because we don't respect ourselves. We don't love ourselves. See, a one thing a hate to do is look in the mirror. Yeah, we don't like to look in the mirror. We don't like to look at ourselves. Yeah, we don't like to do that. He talking too much for me. I don't like all that. Cause don't like the truth. That's the whole thing. Don't like the truth. Guess what? You're gonna get it on this show. And that's on everything. I love long. Lord, wake me up and put breath in me to come on this show. I'm gonna give y'all the real every. I don't give a damn if you like it. I'm gonna give you real, real talk. If you're watching this show, then you know it. Presented by prize picks right down below that barcode. All you gotta do is scan it, fam. And put my promo code in trash right there. Two hs. Don't forget. Here's the H on the trash. Yeah, you bet. It's more or less on your favorite player. Man, I don't know how to play that thing. Keep playing it. You put $5 in. I told you $10. And just keep playing it. Eventually, if you stand in line long enough, you're gonna eventually get to the window. A lot of you. Yeah, 20, 25. You talked about how you gonna get your job, but you're still in the bed right now. How you gonna get a job still in the bed, fam. You got to get out and get it. What you waiting on? You gonna let your kids suffer all because your pride? Man, I never had no job. I always hustle. God damn, that hustling ain't working. It work for some people, and they don't work for others. Which one is he gonna do for you? You're gonna let your kid. You gonna let your family shuffle or your mama's sick. But you out here selling dope, and you go to jail, you can't come home and see your mama when she passed away. Now you're a selfish. You need to be home with your mama, taking care of your mama. If ain't nobody that's gonna be good for mama, you need to be there for your mama. Man, I don't watch that. I didn't sing it. So many years, man. My brothers and sisters out here hustling, getting it in. I understand that, but sometimes you got to know when to fall back. Especially if you got older parents. Because you never know when God gonna call us home. Man, instead of. Instead of us burying our parents, they burying us. Yeah, a mind frame. Got the Chinese, man. Yeah, I'll run this block, but you're gonna own how you run something you gonna own, fam. We taking our own self out. We also be trying to die of old age, but we not. We died of gunshots. Dying, car wrecks. Are we drunk? Yeah. We want to drive. We were the man. Now. I could drive drunk. I could do donuts. Not only kill somebody is I'm killing myself in the process. Don't make sense. We're not doing that in 20, 25, y'all. We've been doing this 70, 80 years repeating itself. When we gonna start repeating history? When we're gonna start making our own history? Making better history for us? Yeah, that's what we need to be doing. But we not. But we gonna do it. If you're watching this show now with me, you know I'm on the positive note. I ain't on that note. I'm on that getting better note. 20, 25 gonna be a major year for me. And it could be a major year for you, too, if you apply yourself. All my fans are watching me right now. I need y'all to start pulling up to them comedy shows. Real talk. Pull up. Some of you have. And I appreciate you. I really do. Cause y'all been pulling up and. Hey, man, I appreciate you, dude. You help me get through my day. Me and my wife such a watch your show every day. Preach. Thank y'all for the ones who come. Some of y'all, y'all work a lot. I understand. But if I'm in your city, you ain't got nothing to do. You bring your ass to this show. Come get this work. You come get this work. Cause I'm giving it to you. I leave everything on the stage. I leave everything on the stage. I don't. I don't shortcut nothing. Y'all paying 25, 30, 40, 50. Come see me. You gonna give a show. If you think you're getting one right here. This ain't nothing. Come see me live for about 45 to 50 minutes. I'm giving you everything. Your ass on joke after joke after joke. And they don't stop. And it don't stop. Just like you shouldn't stop what you doing. You keep your head here high. What these people got to say about you if they don't like you ain't burning Mac4 buckle. That's how I feel, man. That's the way you gotta feel these days, baby. You got to feel like you him. If you're a female on her. You got to feel like you are. You got to feel like you're beautiful. Baby, even though you're gonna gain some weight, who gives a damn? Still beautiful. It's the one thing to be beautiful on the high side. But can your ass be beautiful in the inside? That's what matters. Are you beautiful in the inside? Baby, that's all that matters in life. Some of us on here, we ain't really ain't done our whole life. We've been called up Superman and all this and that. But you still here. If you right now watching this show, you still here for a reason, baby. That means God love you. I mean, you're still here for it. You got a chance to get it right. You might have not done what you're supposed to do last year, but guess what? It's a new year. You can get it right this year. You might have had $50 last year, but this year you might want to have a hundred. It's all about the progress. Nice. And I'm telling y'all, this is me and Nice. I come on this show and I don't get the likes. I don't get the views and comments. I'd be sick. How come I'm doing wrong? I feel like I'm one of them more. I feel like I'm him. I feel like I'm creating some that everybody will love and want to do, but I ain't getting the results that I feel like I should get. But I'm not gonna stop, not gonna quit. I'm gonna keep working. If it were easy, and it wouldn't be worth a damn to me. So that means God always put me through the hard. Guess what? I'm gonna keep on ticking and keep on ticking. And one of the day, just maybe one of these day, this show gonna be where I want it to be. But until then, my black ass gonna keep working. Same way you gotta keep on working. If you right now, you're laying down in the bed with your girl, you chilling, put some work in, kiss on her rusty ass. Nick. Go down and kiss on her neighbor. If her neighbor don't smell like spoiled milk. You got yourself. You got yourself. You go down in that navel stink, then you know something else thing. That's all I'm saying. Put in some goddamn work. Put in some work. I'm just saying, man, I'm not playing no game. 20, 25. I told y'all my tour start the week of ones. Tour me, Mike Eps, Country Wayne, Corey Holcomb, haha. Davis, Mojo, Brooks, Little Duval, Tony Roberts, Carlos Miller. Start February 1st. Man, we're in Minnesota. I'm not playing no games, man. Look, I'm being real. All my fans watching. You know, my first time on a big tour, so, you know, they got me going up first. Like, not first. I might go by second or third. But you got to get there early to see me, and I don't have a problem with that. Not one. So if you come to see me, go and get there early because you don't want to miss this work. But I guarantee you. But after that third and fourth show, I. I won't be going early like that no more. They gonna start pushing me on to the back where I belong. That's one thing about me. I never let my pride get in the way. I just want to get my feet in a little bit. Just let me get my feet in. I'm gonna work my way to the top. And I'm on the show with some heavy waiters. Oh, yeah, I am. They've been in the game 20, 35. I'm on the show with some heavyweight. But God damn it, I'm him. And you will see. They will see. I'll guarantee you that. I'll be letting y'all know now. Y'all come to see me. Hey, man, I ain't get to see you. I'm letting you know ahead of time. Get there early. Get the early to see your boy. Cause you don't want to miss this right here. We putting pressure on everybody next time. Hey, man, y'all might want to move Dublo back to the little layer. Yeah, I think that might be the right thing to do. He rocking you, right? I'm rocking it. Bony rebels. That's what we came here to do. Real talk. Know some of y'all, sometimes y'all be busy. Y'all can't watch the show, but you can listen to it. Go to Apple Podcast, go to Spotify. Type in the bubble dub show. Don't just type it in, download it. Man, watch me. I ran into a couple of San Antonio. I appreciate y'all. Y'all say y'all watch my show every day. Y'all listen to it, man. I appreciate Robert Dalton. I appreciate the nine, ten dollars, bro. Thank you from the bottom of your heart. That's. That's what we doing, man. I'm gonna educate y'all. And I told y'all, the more I learned, the more I'm gonna spread. Some people get information. Don't tell y'all, man. That's not gonna be me. That's not getting me. If I got some game to give you. Damn it. I'm gonna share it with you, man. And for the most part, y'all be Dming me, asking me how do I feel about these people. I heard. Let me tell you something, man. These people ain't worth a damn. They fake they're smiling your face, but they mean you no good. I guarantee you that. Every green ain't a friend. And that's something I learned in this game. Because I'm off to myself. I don't bother nobody. I don't hang with no big crowd of people that ain't me. They got who I am. I'm gonna go out and club, and only if I gotta go and do some promotion. That's when you see me out. If I'm getting paid for a walk through. Most of the time I'm in my hotel room chilling, strategizing with my team, crunch on them. And trying to get this show better or trying to put these shows together. That's what I'm doing. Real talk. Some of you now on her watching the show. You got a little money saying go invest in something. I don't know what it is that you like to do or what you like to. Go invest in something. Put your money in something, man. Let your money make money for you. Real talk. Cause we be having money, man, but we'll it off. You know I ain't lying. We'll it all. Go and let your money make some money for you. Go and get somebody that's smarter than you and let them help you. Not gonna give them all your goddamn money. Not gonna be some schemas out here, but go get your little truck company or something like that. Buy your cup, buy you some land. Put you three or four little tiny houses on that. Put you by four or five Mexicans or whoever in that. You go to work, put your game. Don't say I ain't putting y'all on game, you know, this Thursday morning, man, putting you up on game, putting you where you need to be, putting your mind where you need to be. Sometimes you need to start walking and exercising, too. I've been doing that a lot. I've been trying to get rid of this old pop dinner I gotta gain over the years. Eating real good, not exercising, you know what I'm saying? Eating and laying down, that ain't good for you. You're gonna eat goddamn walk the show. Real talk. Hey, taking my shirt off. Hobby. Looking at me fat. Give me two months, I won't be right back, right? I'm gonna be right back, right? Every. Appreciate it, Appreciate it. Fam, we all got to do better. Including my black ugly ass myself. I can't point the finger at nobody without him pointing back at me. There's gonna be some change in 20, 25. Go for me, go for all us. And what's gonna go on in January up there in that big office? A lot of y'all mad Trump in office. Guess what? Who gives a damn? You still got to go to work. Even if. If old girl Kamala got an office, we still would have had to go bigger than me and you. This bigger than me and you. Once y'all realize that, it's gonna be a better world. Man, I don't worry about what other people eat. Why? Because it don't make me trash other day going to the working Ducks. Trash putting that on tv. Last night I was getting phone calls from texting. Make sure you tune in and watch the game, fam. It's going down. And it did. They went down. What my Pen State fans at too. Come here. Say I was on Joe Paterno. But I gotta give credit to the team, though. I gotta get credit to the team. Y'all kick pass nine, don't get no discredit nobody. Ain't one thing I ain't gonna do, I'm gonna give credit. What credit do y'all took care of boys estate. Y'all took care of it. You know they faced the best running back in the league. Oh, yeah. Obedient. Bring your ass here. We're gonna get this dude. And they went and got it. They went and got it. Before I end this show today, I'm gonna end it with this once again. Every time you want to bring up rain down one of us. Even though we probably brought down ourselves. But y'all good at it, though. Y'all keep putting it on tv, all over social media. Y'all keep coming out with these false ass allegations. I'ma come right back on this show and bring up y'all Jerry Sandusky, Joe Pertano. And next week you keep. I bring up elves. Y'all want to go be a copy? God damn. Y'all wanted to go back up there. In 1969, y'all went to a building that Bill Cosby allegedly did something too. 69. Okay. What? I'm going to goddamn Chrisland and we're gonna dig. Come on. My time today. Peace and bliss and Happy New Year. I'm out. The volume.
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