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The Volume Come on in here, damn it. Come on in here. I'm waiting on you. Hit the like button. Hit the like button, man. Thank y'all for coming over to the Bubble Dub show. If it's your first time, hit the like button and go and hit the subscribe button for me right now. We got a whole lot to talk about today. I've been on the road doing shows. I've been down there. San Antonio full of fajitas, full of menudo, full of hot tamales. But damn it, I'm back at the Creole now. We're gonna turn up today. Before I even get started, I need y'all to make something happen for me. I need y'all set up a celebrity boxing match. Me and Jerry Jones. I want Jerry Jones. If Mike Tyson can fight goddamn Jake Paul, I can fight Jerry Tone. I want him in the ring right now. 18T shilling. Come here. I want Jerry John right now. Watch me get off. I ain't never won fight. But I bet y'all win against Jerry. I bet you that I'mma knock the mayonnaise out of his sandwich. Did y'all see what the Eagles did to us yesterday? I was down there, I told him cut the mother TV on. That shit was scaring my kids. Cut that shit off. Cooper run. How many games do we need to see Cooper run? We know what he is, trash. We know what Cooper is. He a good goddamn backup, that's all. And we gotta run it back in, Rico. We gotta run it back in him. I'm gonna get to the game in a minute, but I need y'all to do something for me. I need y'all to set this celebrity boxing match up. Me and Jerry Jones in the ring, one on one, and you bet, not run. I want you to sit in the pocket and I want you to take the goddamn next hole. Get you. I'm like, tank teams. I'm like, tank team is in the ring. I'm looking for a knockout, boy. Y'all come on my show right now. Come on, fam. Jerry Jones, 85 years old. That's the whole point why I'm fighting him. Cause he can't stick and move, and I can. I'm all about taking advantage of people. And God damn it, he won't. And I ain't taking no exceptions on him. And I ain't taking no dive either for no money. I want blood. Set it up. Me and Jerry Jones in the ring over with my grandpa, rolling over that grave, knowing I could put hands on Jerry. Y'all set this up. Now let me get to the game that. That we had yesterday. Cooper Rush 15 for 28, 147 yards. One TD, one pick. Trey, get his ass out of there. What we going to get Trey Lance for? Why we go and get Trey Lance, if we ain't go playing, we gonna need Cooper Rush. We gonna sing enough from Cooper Rush and he ain't gonna get the job done. Mike McCartney, Jerry Jones. COOPER Rush and Stephen Jones. They go, Jerry Cooper, Mike. And you know the last one right here. Jerry, come here. Get your ass in there and stay in there. Don't you come out. Played the Philadelphia Eagles right there yesterday. The Philadelphia Eagles beat us 41 7. They 13 and 3. Now they had Kenny Pickett. I thought Kenny Pickett was Damn Moreno. I said damn. When Kenny Pickett get that damn good. He was flawless back there. He was what, 10 for 15, 143, one touchdown. That wasn't good enough. He left cause his kidney was hu. So who they bring in? They bring in some white boy named Tanner McKee. Tanner McKee, come to find out. Three for four, 54 yard, two touchdown. I thought it was goddamn Drew Brees they beat up with a third string quarterback. And that still the head coach, Jimmy Jellison rolling over in his grave right now there. Terry Bradshaw. And how old is Terry Bradshaw? Gotta be 95. He been on that Fox show 75 damn years. Fox. When y'all gonna get some new blood up there? What do you need up there? Everybody up there got great hair, including Michael Strahan. That came from Nicole Murphy. You thought you were gonna run behind Eddie? No. Eddie created a monster in the cold. She like that, Joe. Even though she is fine. But she like that y'all then say corn. 31 carries, 167 yard. Rang all over us. Now, Michael Parson, you can run and jump your ass on that podcast, but you can't run and jump on the quarterback. Make it make sense. No, I'm sick of this shit. I'm sick of the shit that my eyes are seeing. I don't want to believe half the shit I see. But I'm seeing it too much. I'm seeing you on that podcast too much. Two tackles yesterday. 60 million the whole game. Two motherfucking tackles. No.

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You didn't do your job, nigga. You can't take a shower at the end of the game. You got to ride home mustard. You got to ride home mustard. Now, I used to think the Titans. I used to think the Jaguar was the laughing stock of the league. But it's the capo. People tune in each and every week just to watch us get our ass tore off. The bone you know who the Dallas Cowboy is right now? We come oxtails by my homeboy Legs Barbecue. Y'all know Big lead Barbecue. We go oxtail. We look good, but we'll fall off the goddamn bone. That's us. We 79. We 79. What a disappointing year it was. I was hyped for the very first game of the year. Y'all know I ain't lying. Y'all been with me every step of the way. I was talking cash money to everybody. It's the Cowboys year, but damn it, I've been humble. I've been humble. Now I just turned on TV today. I seen Dak Prescott in a Lowe's commercial. Lowe's ain't Lowe's stand for home improvement. Well, goddamn that. When you gonna improve? When you gonna improve, fam? We got to a third string quarterback. We ain't you. We ain't lose a sipping sub Hertz, even though he in a coma right now. Sleep. We lost to King Pickett and town. Somebody tell me what town I went to college at. I want a. No, you can't. You can't tell me that. Cause you don't know. Eagles. Eagles looking like the team to beat in the NFC right now. They looking like the team to beat when they get. When they get hurts back. Yeah, I already got Saquon. Goddamn. Devontae Smith went off yesterday. Six catches, 120 yards. He making up for that missed catch he had last week. A.J. brown had three catches, 36 yards. We couldn't do a mustard seed. We sat out my boy Lamb for the rest of the year. He done shoulder hurt. Cool. We need to rest. You get you ready for next season, maybe we can get some help. Maybe we can go on the draft and get some good players coming in. But other than that, y'all. I'm disappointed, man. We. We can laugh and stop of the NFL, man, it ain't even funny. And the guy, Tango McKee. I thought the was Ron Jaworski. I thought Tana McKee would run Jaworski again. I had to. I had to put glasses on just to see who he was. Phone ringing. Man, look at this. Bam. I cut it off. That's a goddamn horror movie I saw yesterday. That's it. Oh, I know y'all tired of me crying, man, but I'm a die hard cowboy fan, man. I love my team, man. I love my team, man. But my team ain't looking like a team no mother more. We a lemon. Big beautiful stadium, but we a motherfucking lemon. And here Jerry want To fly in on his motherfucking helicopter. Ho. You need to be taking the bus. We already know you on Pierre. Food. Jerry Jones. You ain't got to fool the public. Famine. That's okay. When you get old, you get older. You can't eat solid food no more. Gerald, we know that. We know you on puree. Food out. That's why you told him, keep the camera out. Love when you eat. You used to eat the crackers, and you can't eat crackers like that no more. You ain't got no. I'm saying your teeth ain't hard if they used to be, fam. I get it, but let somebody else come in and run the damn thing. Let's let somebody else come in here and lead us to victory. We're tired of losing. You a bad shepherd. The fans is the sheep. You can shepherd. We the sheep. And God damn it, I can't follow no bad shepherd. No. Damn, no. I'm a league of my damn self. Let me lead the team. Let me go in and get some act right. And I start with goddamn Mike McCartney. How you doing, bubble? Dude, don't ask me how I'm doing. You got to go. Don't even worry about cleaning out your locker. I get somebody to clean your office out for you, I got you. You get your ass off the premises. That's one thing about white folks. You get your ass off the premises right now, we'll mail you your goddamn check. Won't you come up here and try to pick up your check? We'll mail it to you. You get your rabbit ass off the premises. White folks don't play about that. They'll escort your ass off the premises quick, with security or with the law. Either way, you got to go. They have somebody in your position by tomorrow. That's why y'all need to stop valuing any job like that. Dying for these jobs. These jobs ain't dying for you. Soon as you die, Dave, somebody else gonna be in your position. But enjoy your life. You better enjoy your live right now while you can. Say, Quan Barkley. Going for the record. I'm hearing too much talking going on behind this Brooker. Eric Dickerson, I respect you for what? You dig in this NFL. You're a Hall of Famer. But you talking about you don't respect what Saquon doing? Well, hold on, fam. Last time I checked, O.J. had that goddamn record in 14 games, over 2,000 yards. It took you 16 of them. It took you 16. Last time I checked, Saquon got 30 something less carries than you got. Nah, we ain't gonna do all that. We gonna congratulate. But they don't want to talk about O.J. they want to keep talking like Eric Dickerson. Let's talk about the Juice. That Negro was loose. Oh, man, he'll kill her. Not in the eyes of the court. He was found not guilty. He was found not guilty. Whether we think he did it or not don't matter. The man was found now guilty. And one thing about goddamn OJ Back on that football field, the boy could cut and get loose. You thought he was evading them cops in that Bronco. You should have seen him when he was a damn Buffalo bill back in 73. That was running for a while back there in 73. The white folks didn't play back in them early 70s. Not these white folks. Now that y'all be mad at. These white folks, now, can't be racist here. They ain't got nothing to do with their forefather. But back in them 70, goddamn OJ was running for it, live on their field. And when you go home, y'all just don't realize how we had it and how we still got. Times done got better. But back in O.J. day, see, you don't think the Mafia was up there in Buffalo. You better run that ball nickel, Steve. Goddamn Juice. I'm toting it. Hitting that hole, going 85 yard. No slow ass white boy couldn't keep up with the Juice. The Juice went to usc, in case y'all didn't know. He hit that hole and he was down. Yeah, O.J. ran for 2,000 yards in 14 games. Eric Dickerson did it in 16. Yeah, hell, if you really want to talk about it, Barry Sandler had 2053 yards in 16 games, too. Damn. God damn. You won't be technical about it right now. Saquon got 2005 yards. The record. 2000 2105. Yo, I wanted him to get the record against his old team of Giants. I want him to run that ball all motherfucking day, all that. Nah, man, I just running, man. And if he ain't getting, I take it my head. No, no, Shaquan, if you. If you ever hear me, fam, go and get that record, dog. Don't listen what these people say. Oh, man, it's the playoffs, man. You know, you look at the bigger picture. They own the bigger picture. Bigger picture for me to get the record and get my money on. Because the life of a running back don't last that long. Get your money on damn what we say. Get your money on. I'm already talking to my office in line. Hey, big boy. God damn. I want you to block your ass out Sunday evening. I want you to go down, too. I want that goddamn record. You give me that goddamn record, boy, I get your belly. That's why I tell my offensive line, y'all give me the rook. I buy everybody on this offensive line completely. I know you can buy your own, but God damn it, this from me. This from sound. This is from St. Nick. I go and get it. I don't give a damn about the bigger picture. I'm going to get it. It's just like these females. I ain't sleeping with you on the first night. Oh, you can go. You ain't looking at the big picture. You give me what I want, then nine times out of 10, I'm going to call you again. 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Appreciate that 100 somebody saying God bless you, but the packers and the Viking were battling yesterday. And let me just say this packers just started too late. Joy Love. You got to start your engine early. You like an old Chevy, you just can't go out there and just crank it up. You gotta pack the gas a little bit in them old schools. Who got an old school New ain't lying. You gotta pack the gas a little bit when you turn an ignition, then get started. No, you ain't old, Jordan. You young. You supposed to be push start and post automatically. Crank didn't happen in your state. Sam Donald come out on your ass. Sam. Don't come out on your way. If I ain't mistaken, Sam Donald looked like Sam Bradford. Back when Sam Bradford was at Oklahoma College. Everybody know how good Sam Bradford was in college. That's who Sam Darnold looking like right now. What they 14 2? I ain't been talking about the Vikings. I don't really believe. But damn, y'all don't believe her. Now. Chris Carl rolling over in this damn grave. Him and Warren Moon and Dante color picker. And don't you forget about Ronald Cunningham either. Brett Farr rolling on this grave right now. Minnesota. I want to give y'all props for what y'all been able to do this season. I don't know. Hooga quarterback coach up there for Minnesota, but y'all doing a hell of a job with Sam Dornan. The man can see in the field. The man had over 377 passing yard, three touchdown, one interception. Justin Jefferson had eight catches, 92 yards. They're doing it by committee. He, he, he throwing the ball to everybody. It's a beautiful thing to see what Minnesota doing right now. And I love Minnesota because that's where my first show gonna be. On the week of ones tour we kicking out. We in Minnesota. My first tour. That's what we gonna be in Minnesota. Grab them tickets. We the ones. That's where I'll be at back. Jordan Love, 19 for 30, 185 yard, 110. You started too damn late. Like I just said earlier, you started too late, fam. John Jacobs, 17 carry, 67 yard, but you fumble but your fumbling ass, boy. You got to hold on to the ball, you know that. If the defender right here. You got to have a ball right here, fam. And you got to tuck it. You ain't doing it. You ain't protecting the ball. I don't give a damn how good you are. If you can't protect the ball, your ass gonna be on the sideline. That's the name of the game, baby. Protect the ball. Keep the turnovers down. You already seen your defense. Can't stop Sam Thornham, AKA Sam Brapple. So that means the offense, you gotta make it count. You gotta make it count. Romeo Dobbs has seven catch with 58 yards, too. Both of these teams in the playoff, Vikings 14 2, the Packers 11 5. This is the same division that the Detroit Lions in right now. Everybody in that division getting off except for Chicago Bird. They ain't even know. NFL, NFL team, that's a UFC team. Like they need to sell the whole Burroughs organization to somebody else. Maybe a group of players or whatnot can come in and. And change their whole franchise over for Chicago because they got rid of Lovey Smith a couple years ago and it was 10 and 6. Now, you ain't brought in nobody else that's doing better than what Lovey Smith was doing. Damn it. I'm gonna talk about it. Let me tell you Negroes, another thing, too. Pick up you a book and read it. You want to hide something from a, put it in a book. Go and read you some books. Got too much time on your hand. Go and read you some books so you can get better. So you can learn more things. Learn more trades. That's what we need to do. The white people ain't holding us back no more. It's us. And start with education. Start with education. Y'all stop blaming on white folks. Can't blame any white folks right now. Some people that we all blaming, they dead and gone. These white folks right here let you get this money. These boy folks will let you in. So what we all do, including my black ass, we gotta get our together. We gotta come together, even if we gotta put our bread together, start some kind of business, damn it. That's what we need to be doing. Two brains better than one. Do you hear me? Two brains better than one brain. And I'm telling y'all the truth today. Gotta use your brain sometime. My sister gonna get into a fight down at the mall yesterday. Y'all, I'm in San Antonio. Real talk. She didn't got into a fight. How about this whole FaceTime me? Yeah, it's okay, bro. Where you at? Pull up, y'all. My brother on his way. I hung that phone up and hit Block Possessed with a demon. If she think I'm gonna come down there and fight, I don't get in people, other people business no more. I learned my lesson with that two black eye, bloody nose and a broken jaw. That will tell you right there. I'm minding my own business and you should too come calling me. Facetiming me crying and going out, bro, I need you to pull up. I'm not coming. And I say it loud so other people could hear because I didn't want them thinking pulling up. I'm going to push them up now. I won't hear me loud and clear when she say, bro, pull up now. That's how I said and hung that. Damn right I did. And I do it again, too. Buffalo Bills ran through the chest Yesterday. Buffalo Bills 13, 3. The New York Jets. I mean, rat just 4 and 4 and 4 and 12 when I got Aaron, Roger, like they were gonna save the world. No, New York going down in flames right now. Hey, I know what been going on in New York. Denying them getting gone. They're going after Jay Z. What's really going on in New York right now. Brooklyn Nets trash Aaron Rodgers. Let me tell you what he did yesterday, y'all. 12 for 18, 112 yard, two interceptions. Devonte Adam, five catches for 47 yards. You sugar stage ass in Vegas fam. That's why you might want Sugar staying in Vegas. Running up here a ride like you gonna change the world. That not happening. This ain't Green Bay. This new yard, the Big Apple. And only people that's eating that apple is them rats. Have y'all seen them goddamn rats in New York lately? Hey, y'all seen them? The got bbls up there and they got their nails done, too. See, goddamn. Josh Allen was 16 for 27, 187 yard, two TD. Cook 15 for 53, Cooper three for 56 and Coleman three for 27. Cooper had a TD and Coleman had a TD. Told y'all who coming out the AFC. There's only three teams coming out the AFC and the jets not want them. It's the Bill, Ravens, Chiefs, everybody else. Your ass gonna be at home with me loving what I'm seeing from the Buffalo King. I love you, but Josh Allen is not the mvp. I'm sorry to tell you that MVP going down, it's gonna be between Lamar. It's gonna be like between Lamar, Golf, Sam, Dawn. That's what MVP going down to. And I would throw Saquon in there, too. And another person I was throwing that if his team end up getting to the playoffs, I give him hell of a consideration. Would be Joe Burrow. And what he doing. Cause he don't play defense before his offense. He putting up 30 plus every game. Defense give enough power. That's power. And don't think that white boy ain't got the goddamn power. Go up top and tell them who he won't go on the defense. That white boy got the power. The white boy got a Batmobile paid for two years ago. It still ain't been delivered. Not no new. That car ain't here in two months. God damn it. I want my money back. I want my money back. Yeah, but the teams I feel like coming out the AFC go is Buffalo, Ravens and the Chiefs. We already know what Pat Mahomes gonna do in the playoff. He gonna win. So right now I got them the favorite because of the history, your track record. He already got three rings, God damn it. They're gonna want two back to back. And they looking for a third. Ravens, if they can continue to run the ball the way they've been running that ball. Because I know he leading the stats. And right now. And they got him favorite for the MVP. MVP. But he got Derrick Henry. Derek Henry got 1800 playoffs. If the Baltimore Ravens want to take the next step in the playoffs, Lamar gotta win. I gonna give a damn about regular season. He probably gonna give a damn about regular season no more either. He gotta get some wins in that. In that playoff. And he got to get his team there and deliver. But if they continue to run that ball with Lamar, with Derrick Henry, don't be surprised. The Baltimore Ravens don't come out the AFC this year. They might be right down in New Orleans. I'm gonna be at goddamn come Super Bowl. Damn. I got them Ravens and now. And I'm here for it. I'm here for it. Or it could be Patty Mahone or it could be Buffalo. Either way, I ain't tripping. My team at the higher am we at the house. What we always be around this time I ain't doing no tripping. I didn't got used to this. But it ain't the same no more. Normally a Cowboy make it to the playoff after first round. Now we can't even make it. The beer don't taste the same no more, Bumby. I appreciate it. Damn. Yeah, Bun be my team trash. That's why I'm not mentioning the text. I tell you what, Bumby. You want your Texans to win, you got to start feeding them trio burgers before the game. That's the way the Texans gonna win. You got to start feeding them trio burgers before the game. Because if y'all ain't never had no trio burger. Hey, the trip bomb B500UGK got the best goddamn trio burgers in the world. I'm not saying that. Cause that's my homie, I'm telling you that what's what. I know start feeding them trio burger before they had like Popeye and spinach. That's why they ain't been winning. They ain't. They ain't been getting trio burgers. Mommy put the word into D'Amico rhymes. You got his note. Tell him y'all gotta eat trio burgers and folk a game. Watch how they start kicking ass again. You gonna thank me later. You gonna paint me later. Your some trio burger tasty. They like Pringles. Once you pop, you can't stop. You just can't eat one. You got to eat two or three of them hoes. Bomby invited me out there one time, y'all like last year to the game. He had some trio burgers. Told me help myself. I'm a nickel. You can't tell me that I ate four of them. Some double easing back up there hitting them too. I was looking at him. No way he tall. What you doing? You get your rich ass out of here. Gonna eat you some hors d'oeuvres. You leave this trio burgers to me. Real talk. Falcons in the Commanders fought play yesterday. My two brothers, you know I love this matchup. Two African American quarterbacks going at it. Jaden Daniels and Michael Penis Jr. Michael Penny Jr. With 19 for 35. 223 yard, 1 TV1 intercept. Bijan Robson, 17 for 90. Drake London, 7 for 106. Jaden Daniels, y'all listen to these stats. 24 for 36, 237 passing yard, 3 TDs, 1 pick Russian yard, 16 carries, 127 yard, dumb 2 Mike Deep, Randall Cunningham rolling on their living room right now in front of the fireplace. Loving what they were seeing yesterday from the Commanders and the goddamn Falcons. The Commander, Level 5 Atlanta, 8 and 8. Atlanta need the Falcons to make it to make it to the playoff. Because the city kind of suffering right now. This ain't the same Atlanta that it used to be. From what I'm hearing back in the freak Nick day when it wasn't number one number big ass peaches down now. These numbers studs down there in Atlanta. I love Atlanta. I'm just saying it used to be Georgia peaches. Nah, nah, nah, nah. It's just nuts, if you know what I mean. I'm Just saying. I'm gonna give you a props. You better than the cowboy, but I wouldn't mind seeing Atlanta Falcons in the playoffs. I'm not no lie. I'm not no hager. I go Atlanta every time I go down there. I have a great time. The food ain't all that, but the women eat us. Because the women tell me duh ain't enough. I am. I'm from Texas. You know how we roll? We put this roller in you. You gonna call me tomorrow, motherfucker, you my queen. Come here. Come here. Punks. This isn't everything. Come here on the me. I thought we were gonna be together. You couldn't have thought that. You couldn't have thought that. I'm not a player. I just crush a lot. Yeah. Bad older brother yesterday, man. Michael Pinker, Jr. Kirk Cousins over on that sideline. I'm loving every of it. Now you feeling how RG3 failed that time when he was hurt, when he was playing bad. They put you in now, God damn it, the rose is reversed. Do you hear me? The rose in reverse. Yeah, we gave you 100 million. We don't give a damn. You can't cut the mustard. This young brother right here like to fry fish when it's hot. You can't fry fish. You can't fry fish unless the grease hot. 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