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The volume. What's up, everybody? What's up, everybody? Welcome to the Bubble Dub Show. Welcome to the Bubble Dub Show. Hit the like button. Hit the subscribe button. Got a big show tonight. Giving away a thousand dollars tonight. Yes, that's right. Behalf of the Bubble Dub show, we are giving away $1,000 tonight. So welcome to the Bubble Dub Show. I know a lot of y'all who always watch my show. Y'all hear that music? Trash a lot of y'all. It's your first time coming tonight. You're trying to win that thousand dollars, I'm here to let you know right now, you ain't gonna get it. You ain't gonna get it. You had 365 days, God damn it, go and get it. And some of you been bullshitting. Some of you really need it. Some of you just want it. Well, guess what. It's going to the person that really need it. But before we even get into that, giveaway back to the song that was being played when you listening to my show. That's what we just watched tonight. Trainers, the New Orleans Saints. Only thing y'all got to say this year was about what y'all did to the Dallas Cowboy. That's it. Y'all ain't done nothing else. No quarterback, no wide receiver, no running back, no head coach. Not a bunch of nothing going on down in New Orleans right now. And the good people in New Orleans don't deserve it. But the same thing make you laugh, make your ass cry. Y'all laugh. Y'all paraded up and down them down Bourbon street all night when y'all ran through Dallas early in the season. Y'all beat the dog out of us every week. Y'all was in my dm, man. The cowboy draft is who that nation over here. It's just. It's just still who that? Now, last time I checked, y'all ain't going nowhere either. Y'all ain't going nowhere either. We in the same goddamn boat. I ain't sleep for a whole month behind that ass book with you. Same fan. So I ain't letting up off y'all right now. I'm not gonna do it. Y'all couldn't score Aaron Brooks rolling over in this damn grave. Him and Deuce McAllen. Y'all couldn't scold I'll a ghost egg. Y'all let them cheese eating run through y'all tonight. I'm disappointed in y'all. New Orleans. Y'all already done over Wayne not letting him perform. And now y'all gonna come out here and do this? Who the hell is Spencer Rattlesnake? Who is spent some rattlesnake? I really want to know. The first shutout of the whole NFL. It's the goddamn ain't. Not my hurricane survivors, not my witchcraft folks. Not my gumbo eating down alligator God. Alligator killing mother. It's not my New Orleans. Ain't that's hosting the super bowl down there in that great city. Not them New Orleans people. Not Birdman. Them. Not Master P. Make them say, oh, baby. Not my Good city. New Orleans. They gonna deserve this. They need to sell that whole franchise and let somebody else run that. They need to sell that team to Master P, A Birdman or somebody from down there. New Orleans. Deeply rooted. Deeply rooted. Need to sell that team to somebody now in New Orleans. Let them run the team. Because right now, the Benson family ain't doing their damn job. You don't score, you can't kick a field goal. You can't get a safety, you can't get a me, me, ta da. But each and every week, y'all could come on my show and then my comments and troll me about my cowboy. But is you trolling the nights? Hell, no. Red beans and rice ain't hitting the day, is it? Hell no, they ain't. I need all my ain't fans. I need all my same fans report to my own show right now and apologize to us$cowboy fan. Cause we the only winners around here this Sunday and Monday. Cause y'all just see what we did to Tampa, baby. A team that's in your division. You had a chance tonight to do something. You had a chance to do something special, nice like this. I wish raindrops would fall Let it fall Let it fall on me and it didn't happen. They say Aaron Brooks showed up like Eddie King Jr. Do you hear me say they showed up at the gate? Somebody still got it. Y'all would have better off let Albrush come out of retirement and play for y'all tonight than Spencer Racket Snake. I know I ain't lying to y'all. This was dis. This was disappointment tonight from the NFL. This is straight dog food game tonight. I fell asleep 75 damn times. 75 times I fell asleep. Makes no damn sense to me. Makes no damn sense to me. Jordan Love was 16 for 28, 182 yards, one TD, no PIT. Josh Jacob was 13 carries, 69 yard. Jaden Reed was three catches for 76 yards. Green Bay had to ball 37 minutes and 13 seconds. That's damn near pretty much almost 40 minutes. Ain't was 60 in the game. They had to bow 37 minutes. That mean your defense is on the field, Saints. I mean, he's high. I mean somebody drinking more Gatorade than they normally drink. Until y'all get a stop. Y'all not drinking no water. I'm not drinking nothing. Get your ass on the field and do something. That make me feel cool. Y'all got older Cameron Jordan out there playing and he hall of Famer, no doubt. But that's who y'all hanging out? Hang on. New Orleans old ass, 35, 36 year old defense again. His good days are behind it. Y'all got to do better. Y'all got to do better. Y'all want to talk about my Dallas Cowboys? I know we ain't worth a damn. I know we ain't going nowhere. I know y'all screaming and hollering, y'all messing up. Y'all drive pee, man, we don't give a damn about the drop pick. Y'all forgot we got hurt early. Now our defense coming around, getting healthy. If we just had a quarterback, if we just had a quarterback, if old Jerry Jones would have just went ahead and signed big back and Derrick Henry, maybe, just maybe, we might be in the playoffs. Because all they had to do was hand the ball off to be Derek. Let him run that ball. You see what he doing up there in Baltimore. Don't see any doing up there in Baltimore running the earth the goddamn ball. So that's a fan of the greatest of the greatest NFL organization, NFL right now, as a fan of the Dallas Cowboy, I'm upset about this damn season. I'm not going to sugar, pray and lie to y'all. And y'all know y'all ain't got no corner. You right. We ain't got no quarterback. We go. That's why we're in the position we in now. We went out and got Derrick Hammond. Derrick Hammond. I think we've been better off than what we at now. But that's nevertheless, that's never the second sign. So let me discuss the teams that I'm. I'm thinking that's. That could win it all. Obviously the jersey that I'm wearing, Pat Mahomes zebra. Chiefs can win it all. Buffalo Bills can win it all. The Ravens can win it all. The Philadelphia Eagles can win it all. And the Detroit Lions can win it all. Packers, I just. Packers in the Vikings. I'm gonna show you some love them the teams that can wing it out and the packers and the Vikings that I could see getting to the super bowl and winging it out. Will it happen? I don't know. But them are the teams that I think you guessed in my take. You guess my opinions, y'all. Like, I think that you can have the ability to go all the way to the super bowl and win it all. Now this is going to revert back to the Eagles. This is a question about the Eagles and Saquon Barkley. Y'all can say Quan BARKLEY Win the NFL. Russian Tiger I think he need 258 yards, 268 yard. I think he can if I'm Barkley. Saquon Barkley. I'm going for the damn Ruckles. Excuse me, y'all. Jalen Hurst don't need to be playing this upcoming game. That yo sick, dizzy head ass at the house. You already can't see. You didn't know where you was the other day. You. You need about 14 days out. Coach, give me a goddamn ball. I'm talking to the officer line. All goddamn weeks we going out and we eating Philly cheesesteaks. Oh, goddamn, we. I'm taking good care of y'all. I'm like Brock Kirby. I'm buying y'all trucks, car, whatever you want. But I want that damn record. And I'm having a long talk with A.J. brown. I know you want the ball, but guess what? You ain't gonna get it. This Shake one Barkley team, now y'all want to be real. That's Saquon Barclay team ain't no more Shaggy McCoy. God damn it. It's Barkley. Even though I think McCoy will be a Hall of Famer. But what this done come in and done, he'll put team on it back. When Hurts can throw that ball 8 yards, he was running the rock. Everybody wondering what's going on. Hurts, he had no serve. You had a little Kiki nail, man, and he astound when they. When. When they. When they get off that, sir, what happened? They ain't the same. They ain't the same when they off that serve, but they trying to win. Lil Wayne wasn't the same no more when he was getting off this shirt. Wayne made some of his best music when he was high. And on that shirt, when you heard that goddamn light of flick, you know it was on. Y'all know I ain't lying to y'all. When you hear that, like, light a flick on that Wayne song, you know it was. Wayne would go half through there square business. So I think Saquon Barkley can get that record. I do. That's just what I think. I think he can get it. I think he should get it. If I'm the Eagles, I go after that. It's the NFL record, but held by Eric Dickerson for over 40 years. Records are meant to be broken. And I'm Saquon Bark. They need him to break that record for the running backs, because the running backs kind of been forgot about. They don't really get paid no more. Like the quarterbacks and the wide Receivers and the office alignment no more. They like. They feel like they can get a running back from anywhere now. And I don't personally believe that. So if I'm Saquon Barker, I'm going after that goddamn broccoli. How do y'all feel about Saquon going after that damn rucker, man? Somebody said he needs to leave. I'm just keeping it real. Somebody said Rolex Hawaii vacation for sure. That's where the Cowboys going. Hawaii. Cancun, Kazama, Cabo. Turks, damn it. When the season over, that's where they going. And that's where they posed to be on vacation squad business and be Philadelphia 76ers. He got kicked out the game tonight. If he ain't getting kicked out the game, he hurt. I know he don't want to play. His feet hurt. Them goddamn sketches, man. You could go Nike will give you a bag, fam. Somebody get MBA bag and get him out them damn sketches. Damn shoe baby wear when they first started walking. Why you got them lipping all the time on them baby shoes? Poor bottle wearing ass who get your ass out them soon. Get you in some Nikes or some my diggers or something. You got better out playing them Yeezys. Playing them damn sketches. Make no damn sense. And be you too big and too talented, fam. Then you want to act like you really like you. You acting like you want to crash out on that female real. Boy, stop. You know you rang over Wemby on women, but 75 pounds, you gonna run him over. Come on, fam. Come on now. You better than that. Shout out to Tyrese. Maxi too, by the way, man. Told you last night, shoot the ball. I wouldn't throw the ball of MBA power George no more. Why? Cause they ain't gonna be. They ain't gonna be healthy anyway. Why I'm gonna get y'all the ball. Y'all ain't gonna be him. That's a nursing home team with Paul Joy and mb. That's right. And Claude. We on deck. Let's be real. We on deck. Another question is right now, we just talking about right now. Is Joe Burrow the best quarterback in NFL? I say yes. He gotta go with 4200 passing yard, 39 touchdown, 8 inch system. I would say Joe Burrow is doing his goddamn job. And that's all you could ask for sometime is to just do your damn job. That's all. Yes is people. Sometimes you hire somebody come over here and mow your yard. They mow your yard, but they gonna blow the leash off the side watching. People don't do their job. So when your people don't do your job, you're fine. Now, I had to go out and hire me a goddamn mesquite. And God damn it, he getting off of me. I'll never offer people water or nothing when they do my yard. But when my good Mexican friend George come over here, I offer him water. You hungry? My old lady cooks on my girl cook. God damn you home. Do that to another that won't take breaks. And all this other on the phone, hey, I'm finishing y'all in a minute. I gotta get this top. I hide, you can do a job. I need you done. But since you can't do it 5. I get George in the boss over here. God damn, George come over here. He at 9 here, here, here. Every Tuesday morning at 9, 15, truck trailer leave, blow zero, turn. Goddamn, he going down 12. He'll never take the food I get because I guess Maria will be making them goddamnugos. They got their own food, got their own. They got. They got their own water. And if they ain't got water, they got Bill. God damn. If they break at 11:30. Got them to break it at 11:30. They're right back on the job at 12. George ain't Mr. Dave been working for me for two goddamn years. My yard, they never seen grass this goddamn green ever before until I moved into this neighborhood. Now. Now, my neighbor asking me, do you think he can do my yard? Goddamn right, he can't. Green on the color. That matters of George kind of time. I go over to his house and we. We'll drink a few. And when I eat barbecue with him, I know I might not be eating a. A form animal. I know I might be eating something that we ain't supposed to be eating, but God damn it, it's good. He put that maple syrup honey blaze on that. And I go out through there with him. God damn it, he posted and I'm toasting. Now his wife come out. Now her sister come out. His sister in law don't speak no goddamn English. And I don't either. My name's Senor Door, and I'm in that digging. Goddamn, I'm gonna knock the meat out this pinata. I'm not bullshitting you. I'm gonna knock the meat out the pinata. I'm all in there with his mama now. Goddamn she and the goddamn needle and quilts. I'm in their will. I'm in the Bro. I ain't never met a Stranger, y'all know I ain't lying. You won't you be wanting to hire your own people, your own color. But the two knows all in your house. Looking at this and looking at that. God damn it. You supposed to be fixing my hot water here. Why you in here looking at my studio? Well, you know. You know, my son been thinking about doing that podcasting thing. And the hell you looking in my room for, boy? I'm just saying I ain't mean to. God damn it. Five telling y'all I'm true. You say George, I work ten, brother. Hell yeah, George. Doing this. Yes, sir, to me. Make me feel like a king. Yes, sir. Yes, Mr. Morgan. Yes, sir. Just some bam, bam, bam, leave bam. You got some smoke? Bam, you got a cigarette? Oh, you don't smoke cigarette. Damn, fam, you doing good. Damn, fan boy. Yeah, blessing you, man. You ain't hurt. You in the Illuminati. God damn fan. You fan you in Hollywood, man. You got your teeth up. All these questions. Do your job. Let me fresh.