Will Friedle (2:56)
Yo, come on in here. Yeah, come on in here. Welcome to the Bubba Dub Show, Sunday Night Edition. Come on in here. Cause I got a lot to talk about tonight and I hope you ready to listen cause I'm gonna talk. Hit the like button right now. Yeah, go hit the like button right now. Don't hit the subscribe button. Yep, go ahead and subscribe and turn. Keep your notifications on. Don't you cut them off easy cuz. You going to want to know when I'm dropping over him. Dropping number heat? No, we just got through watching the Chiefs and the Chargers. We gonna get to that in a minute. But let me start to show out with the Buffalo Bills in the LA Rams. I want Matthew Stafford ass tested right now. Him and Puka Nicole, I want them drug tested right now. I ain't seen a quarterback and a wide receiver hook up like that since Thomas Edward Brady and Randy Mouse. What is Puka Nuke Nicole Guy come from where he coming. Why? What is it? Catching everything Ballerina catches with his toes. And I ain't never seen nothing like the way he was dragging his toes today. He was dragging it like Michael Jackson do when he was doing the moonwalk. What these damn Rams come from? It's the weed of Dun Kelly, that's what it is. Ain't nobody been talking about the Rams all year. All of a sudden now they kicking ass. I think Matthew Stafford eating on eating that Mexican meat. That's what I think. That ain't no. They ain't Heb Media eating. They can't Walmart me. They ain't Kroger's meat. That's Mexican market meat he getting up there in LA and it's the best. Say what you want about the Miskin, but they got the cheapest meat on the market. Might catch me at a Frugal Markets shopping or something if you see me. Mind your business. And my name ain't Dove no more at the Mexican meat Marcus. It's Senor my last name. Not Bubble Dub. Bubble Bubble Hernandez. That's what you call me when you see me up in there. How y'all doing tonight? Damn Buffalo Defense trash. Can't stop. Can't stop. Matthew Stafford went up and down the field, did whatever he wanted, had 320 passing yards. Do you hear me? Sean McVeigh said, Hold on. Y'all keep talking about the Eagles. Y'all keep talking about the line. What about us? We coming. Don't forget, four or five years ago, Matthew Stafford won. They won him a ring with them, Ramsay. Oh, but we forgot about that. They ain't the same team. They ain't got bad knees injury, Odell Beckham Jr. Over there no more. Yeah, but. Oh, yo boy retired over there. Y'all know what I'm talking about. The defense. Ian over there who retired. I can't think of his name right now. Tip of my tongue. But he was one of the greatest defensive players to ever play the game. He didn't retire. So people kind of wrote the LA smoking weed Rams out. But they right here. They showed me something today. And I'm gonna talk about the beers offices there. Josh Allen. Hey, you balled out. I ain't got nothing to say to the office. It's all defense. Demar Hamlin, where your ass at? God bless you with another chance and you're sticking it up. I need you to make a plan. I need you to get your badass off the field so my office can get on the field and stole. Y'all couldn't get out the field for nothing. Time I look around, Cooper Cook, Puka Nuka, Kyrene Williams, Steve Urker, Jerry Seinfeld. Every time La Ram want to do something they done, it's getting good. Ladies and gentlemen, the NFL is good and good. Do y'all hear me? I gotta get credit. What credit do La Ram y'all got me on. I'm watching now. I'm paying attention and I'm over here. Monday morning, Matthew Stafford and his ride receiver got drug tested, y'all. Drug testing everybody else. Drug testing, drug test them right down. Now, Matthew Stafford, 49 years old, still throwing the ball like he 23. He ain't lost no grill. I mean, he ain't loud and good. Yeah, yeah. LA Rams here, y'all, ladies and gentlemen, in case y'all don't know what's going on now, it's three teams now in the nfc. Yeah, I know y'all thinking, man, what about Washington? Never. I don't trust Washington. No mama can play house while they ain't put out a hit out in 30 years. Wiley, one year. You ain't put it here out in 30 years. Fam. It's time for you to get back in the booth. It's time for you to watch them drum them dreads. And let's get to it. Because I rock with Wiley Raleigh, a dope artist. But you ain't dropping nothing. You ain't dropping no hits in a minute. It's all about the hiss for me, Cardi B. You running around this crying, talking about you spending 3 million a month. Get your big flat ass on the road now. Says y'all. Stop making babies. Stop making babies. Damn it. A lot going on in the world right now. Jay Z getting accused of rape. I don't like that one bit. Allegedly. And y'all trying to bring every day. Y'all trying to bring down every black legal we got. Puff ain't never been illegal. He always been top of the boogie bandit clan. That's it. Now y'all bringing HOV in this mess. I don't like it. JC ain't right no mother 12, 13 year old when he got fired at Beyonce up there or whoever else. He won't. That's the whole ace took paid. Y'all better stop playing with whole name like that. I don't like it. Look at the black people. We need to rally around hoes. And I ain't meaning that. That marching either. That marching dead. All that marching and peaceful ass protest. Never. How don't white folks. White folks don't march. What they do? They stone. You ain't never heard no white people more. You always heard them storming the cow. God damn it. We gonna store the courtrooms when they try to bring hoving. Now, we gonna get this dismissed immediately. That's the difference between us and black white folks, man. Ain't that much different. Just a little bit. We march and protest. White people see it, they see it. They storming. You better get out the white boy away. When they came through that capital, it was blood lights everywhere in the. In the White House yard. It wasn't no brother city. It wasn't a brother on the streets that day. No white boy wasn't bullshitting. Yeah, white people know how to come together. We don't know how to do nothing but come together and harm one another. But we going. We're going to have some unity. When the church gonna start back, let me eat again on Sundays. There's a whole lot of things I don't like. What's going on when gas don't go down. When y'all hold gonna start back selling stamped when the cowboy gonna win another super bowl again. Damn it. These are questions I want to know tonight. Too much going on for me. Sorry I got off track. Y'all let me get back to the game at hand. But the Rams got some Bills got something too. But the defense got to be better. If I'm on the plane, I'm on the outfield. I'm talking. I'm talking cash money to the defense, to the head defensive coordinator, defense, assistant linebacker, coach. I don't give a damn if it defense. I'm going off with my Steeler fans that well y'all there. Y'all don't win down there and beat blind ass jamers Winston. That's what you're supposed to do. You ain't getting no points for me Steeler for beating up on them blind ass Browns. You're not getting enough for me. Jameis is who we thought he was. He'll throw two and he gonna give away too. Love jamers. I want him to get paid after this season. But the boy need to do something with his goddamn eye. I thought a cobra. Spitting his damn eyes. That's why he couldn't see the second half. A cobra. A spitting cobra. Spit. And Jamie's Winston 9. That's what I'm blaming it on. He played good first half, second half, missing in action. Them damn speeches only work for two quarters. Russell Wilson had 15 for 26. 158 yards, two tvs, no interception. Najah Harris 16 carry 53 yard jamers. Blind Winston 24 for 41. 222 yard, two pitch two touchdown judge Judy, five for 64. Nick Chubb limb for 48. At the end of the day, the turnovers with the Browns is what's costing them. You know, Jameis, Blind Winston will have you in the game, but he will throw you out of the game. And then even that. He's just exciting to watch because you're gonna never know what he gonna do. It's his mannerism, it's his faces that he made throughout the game to make you entertain. To watch the Cleveland Brown. I'm sorry to say this year, but if I'm the Cleveland Brown, I'm not bringing massage Paula Watson back. He you through. Do you hear me, Messiah Paul, you don't praying you come back from a come praying you come back for that from that injury. Hope you get back healthy and all that, but you do in Cleveland. Don't bomb things. The harmony singing mother is do what you. See you at the crossroads. See you at the crossroad. You gonna be lonely and I'm Cleveland Brown. I'm Giving Jamers blind Winston a three year deal. 95 million dollar deal, 60 guaranteed. I can do better with that than what I got now with 250 million with Paula Watson. He a lemon. Houston, Texas show y'all a limit. He A 2018 Bentley with Savage titles. That's my son's Paula Watson. Goddamn, Steve. What's the Steelers record? Team and three looking real cool. Damn. Still don't see they bad. Still they bad. And I love to see my tumbler still ain't never had no losing record in a season. I love it. I'm all for that. Now switching girls to college. Eric Benjamin, you know, the offensive coordinator that was with the roster commanders that we was hoping and wishing we got a job. I'm here to tell y'all right now, y'all, he ain't worth a damn everywhere he go. His ass getting released. Putting out some fake ass statement. Ah, we just wanted to part ways. No, we didn't. They wanted to get rid of your ass and they did. I want to go back to the NFL. Don't nobody want you, fam. I think all this huffing and puffing, talking shit to everybody and God damn, you ain't worth a damn. You gonna let me down, Eric Benham. I am thinking you wanting them ones when you with, with the cheese when they won. I'm like, you weren't doing nothing but drinking coffee and eating don. You shut your ass down somewhere. A big pan leg wearing ass. You your ass down somewhere, Jack. Learning smile, having a sound somewhere. You ain't done nothing but that damn Russell Wilson. No, that, that, that, that, that smooth mother is coming. Then came up there in Pittsburgh and changed the culture. I'm talking about winning culture, about believing that we can go all the way. They ain't had that belief in a minute since Touchy touchy Big being retired. They ain't had that kind of feel long time up there now they really feel and they really believe they can go and win this. That's that. And that's all it takes is a team to win and believe in themselves. That's all it take these days, man. Eagles. Y'all seen what y'all did to the Carolina Panther and you damn near lost. Gilly. Gilly. You running around here bragging you damn near lost to the Carolina Grasshoppers. I don't know what's going on with Jalen sipping Hertz, but he ain't throwing the ball like he supposed to throw it. They relying on saquon right now and it's working. Hey, every Every game, saquon got over 120something yard rushing. The Philadelphia Eagles run game is down pass. The game ain't there. And I know the fans watching the game like, dude, man, I ain't gonna lie, man. You've been. You being honest. I know damn well I am. The offense is. That game ain't done yet. And I don't know. I don't really know if they can get it done. I don't. If they do, it's lights out. But right now, Jalen Hurts is not throwing the ball. Wolf it down. I don't know what's going on with him, but the Eagles, if y'all want to go and compete for a championship, you're gonna need him to be able to throw the ball better than what he's been throwing it. Because best trust and believe, they gonna start putting eight, nine people in the box to stop Saquon. Can he throw a bout consistently to get y'all over guitar, because Detroit gonna be right there waiting on your ass. No, the Rams gonna be right there ready to hit, but on y'all ass. How y'all feeling today? Go, man. Some good games today, man. Watching the Eagles because Bryce Young threw a nice ball at the end. Took a receiver, he just dropped it. If he catched that, they might just win that game. They might just win that game. Y'all rocking and rolling right now. The game we just got through watching the Chiefs and the LA Chargers. Let me just say this. You gotta keep Patrick Mahomes off the field. It's simple as that. John Hart. I mean, Jim Harbaugh. Hey, you're doing a hell of a job. You over on the sideline limping, but what's wrong with you? You walking around like you got hot cars under your damn feet. What's going on? And Patrick Mahome. Slow down, mother. He affected, but he's slow. Got the speed of a sloth. I ain't never seen a black quarterback that slow. I think James Winston cannot run my homes. I'm just being honest. Y'all know I ain't telling True my home. So slow white people start. Stop denying it. Y'all sure he got. Y'all sure he black. I'm looking at them. Hell, you know what? You know what, right? You right. I don't know. But real like he got hot cars on his feet. I. I'm just trying to tell you Travis Kelsey don't look the same. I don't know what Taylor Swift doing to him, but I don't know what it is. But he ain't. He ain't running them routes like he used to run. He used to run. Wow, I ain't going now. He gets happy all the damn sudden. They let me know one goddamn thing. Taylor Swift and him, they ate raisin potato salad for Thanksgiving. And I don't like it. When he had that sister, he would eat sweet potato pie.