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The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub recaps the Commanders demolishing the Lions & Chiefs beating the Texans!!
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We're prohibited by law. Seek terms and conditions. The volume. We on time tonight, baby. We on time tonight. Welcome to the Bubble Dub Show. I'm the host. Yeah, me. Don't hit the like button while you here. Go and hit the subscribe button if you already hear. She's already hit the subscribe button, man. Make sure you hit the like button, man. Real talk. Get in the chat. Chop it up with your boy, man. Keep your notifications turned on. We had some ball games today. We had some ball games today. And we starting with the game that we just got through watching. Yeah, the Indians. I mean, the commander scalped the damn Lions tonight. That's what they did. I thought it was illegal to kill a damn lion. That's what I thought. I thought you couldn't go out and kill a lion. You have to have license to kill a lion. But the commander said never, never let me take my glasses off. I want to give a shout out to Bad Blood. Magic Johnson. Ej, I know you got your Versace purse. You somewhere tootin. That ass up in la. You ain't even got to have the. The, the, the. The. The. The half furnace, the things on the mo. The fireplace because it's already on fire up there. You already cozy. Oh, yeah, ej Giving somebody the business tonight. I was about to lose fifteen hundred dollars, y'all, on the Detroit line. I was trying to bet everybody in the world that Detroit was gonna win. I'm glad nobody betted me. Did y'all see that tonight? Jane Daniels, y'all really get dive deep into this tonight. We're talking sports with y'all. We're gonna have fun. I'm gonna break this stuff down for y'all tonight. Jane Daniels, y'all is a rookie. Do you hear me? A rookie. 22 for 31, 299 passing yard, two TD, no interceptions. Now who look like a rookie tonight? Jared Gump. Trash. And I'll tell you why Detroit lost. Y'all had jello ball out there performing Trash. Eminem rolling over and Oxycontin pills, right? God damn, man. Do you hear me? Henry Ford rolling over in all goddamn carports right now. Oh, this the year. It had me fooled y'all. This Detroit, your Detroit going all the way. But let me tell y'all something. Tonight, ladies and gentlemen that's watching this bubble dub show, it's two things in this life that's promised to us. Death and the Goddamn Detroit Lions will never win a Super Bowl. That's what's promised nickel. Oh, Dallas didn't make it. We ain't worried about Dallas. We worried about y'all trying to charge a thousand dollars for the Parker. Damn, car trash, you ain't gotta worry about charging a thousand dollars no motherfucking more. Cause your ass sends a season off. Oh, yuck. Y'all came out 73 first quarter. Oh, yeah, y'all were feeling real good. Dan Quinn said, no, let me turn this young bull loose. And that's what they did today. Turned him loose. I ain't never seen nothing. I ain't never seen a rookie this poised. I ain't never seen a rookie with so much confidence. Every throw was on the money. I'm talking about. And I'm gonna tell you what this remind me of. I got some old heads watching this show right here tonight. And I'm gonna show you what this remind me of right here. Detroit Lions was short enough off the last Dragon. Yeah. Detroit Lions was short enough. Jaden Daniels, damn, they were nothing but Bruce Leroy. Now, everybody know short enough was supposed to whoop Bruce Leroy ass. But it didn't happen tonight. So I'm asking Detroit. Now, when I say, who's the man, you say, show. No. Now put some respect on the commander's name. That's what you can do. I'll let it's idea. Never in, big meat. You know I love you, fam. You're a hustler. You're a go killer. Let me tell y'all some real here. Tonight on the Bubble Dub show, they let you walk so that Washington could run. Do you hear me? Now you coming home is a great thing. You having a big old welcome home party. And you ain't got the snowman on there. Cheers. That's why you lost. You can't do nothing without the snake, without the Snowman. Oh, yeah, I know Detroit right now. Y'all mad. Y'all hiding. Haha. I see your ass on tour. God damn it. You talk that to me about them cowboy when y'all beat up. God damn it. I'm talking to you now. Talk to me now. Talk. You cry. Why? Cause you got your ass beat. They ran through y'all today. Gills got off. I gotta give credit. What credit do? I'm up here having fun talking. But let me be real for a minute. Gills for the lines. Kept y'all in it for the longest. Kept y'all in it but your quarterback. Three, intercept your quarterback. Turning the freaking ball over. But the Season over. Dan Camel gonna do like I did. Get your teeth fixed, boy, your teeth look like toffee stains. They ain't gonna cut it. I don't know if you married or not, but whoever woman kissing you, she's sick than a. We're gonna have fun tonight on this show, and we gonna laugh at Detroit Lions all motherfucking night. They say them line tenders taste the best. I've been waiting for this game all week, y'all. Man, this gonna be the game right here. I feel like Detroit gonna win this game, but my partner Solo been telling me all week, bro, it's gonna be an upset. Dub Dub, it's gonna be an upset. I didn't believe him. I wasn't trying to hear it. But tonight I'm being real with y'all. I'm a believer that goddamn Dan Quinn put together a game plan that nobody seen coming. Clint Clearsbury. Oh, yeah. Y'all remember Clint Clearsberry, used to be the coach of the Arizona Cardinals. Got fired. Wasn' Damn. Dan Quinn said, come on over here on my team, I'm gonna resurrect your ass. I'm gonna put you to work. And that's what they did here tonight. The game plan was flawless. Oh, yeah. Quick, intermediate routes. Zach Ertz, come here. Terry Miller, come here. Come here. I'm gonna hit you, then I'm gonna bootleg off the middle. Let him run. I'm gonna let. I'm gonna let my player, Jayne Daniels, play to his strengths. And that's what a head coach supposed to do. You play to your player strengths. If you look at the stat sheet, Detroit had four tonight. That's why they lost. All that trickery going on. Stop it. And play ball and play ball. Yeah, that first round by Got to put to y'all here. Oh, we gotta buy. We gonna be good. Oh, watch store. Oh, yeah. This a easy win. I be down. It ain't easy not it ain't easy being cheesy, baby. Damn. Yeah, I can show these white now. Yeah, caught me a couple months ago, I would have never done that. Yeah, but now I'm gonna let my teeth shine yeah. Like a fresh paracetam Bow ties down here in H town, baby. Yeah, y'all talk to me, talk to me tonight let's have some fun tonight that's what we gonna do here tonight we gonna have some fun tonight, y'all JV5 is him. Yeah, straight out of LSU. It's a dog. And you gonna find many quarterbacks, y'all. As a rookie, that's doing the things he doing. Sometimes rookies get a little jittery in the pocket. They get a little antsy. Not this. I don't know where this from. This got eyes water in his body. Is he in the pocket? That ain't open. That ain't open. I'm gonna take out with it. Then when he back in the pocket, that go hurts. I'm looking real poised to me now. I'm not saying Washington gonna go on and win it. I'm gonna be a realist. I don't want them to win it. They in my division with the Cowboy. Why can you be a Cowboy fan and you wearing the Washington Commander jersey? I don't do this for content, fam. This all fun and games for your boy. You know, I really take this angular to the heart. That's what I really do. If you not understand, I'm gonna break the game down, show you the stats, but I'm gonna have fun with it. I can articulate this. You understand what I'm saying to you? I'm gonna. I got all jerseys, baby. And I'm gonna learn. I'm gonna have fun. I'm go. I'm gonna enjoy life. Y'all got to do the same thing. Y'all too invested in these teams. And these teams don't even know your ass. They invited you to now game. They ain't gave you now jersey free. I think I'm the only one giving you jerseys. But keep on talking your to me. It's cool. I like it. I'm having fun with this, and I'm definitely gonna have fun with this game tonight. 45 to 30. Do you hear me? David Ruffins rolling over in this grave right now. Motown Ruckers rolling over in their grave right now. Detroit Big bad lies, if you ask me. Yeah, Eminem. Mom's spaghetti ain't so good after all, is it? Huh? They say 8 mile backed up for miles right now. Oh, y'all thought y'all had this game won. Some of y'all done took off from work. Some of you went down there and tried to purchase super bowl tickets, and for what? I don't know. I don't know. But y'all took a ass whooping today. Now, let me switch to the game that we've seen before this. The Houston Texans went down that and played in Missouri. Let me get it right. They went down there and played Missouri. They played in Missouri. They played the Kansas City Chiefs, but they play in Missouri. Let me get it right. C.J. strap, you had a hell of a season fam. Let me give it to you. You did what you could do with what you had. But let me tell you something. You cannot beat the zebra in the other zebras. It's two zebras. It' it's the Rails and it's Pat Mahone. You can't beat both of them now. Chiefs. Come on, dude. Stop saying we cheated. Let me tell y'all one thing, man. That was not no helmet to helmet on Patrick Mahomes early in the ball game to help them sticks keep moving. I got to call it like it is, dog. I'm keeping the 100. But what y'all fail to realize is Andy Reid is the best NFL head coach in the game right now. His game planning is phenomenal. Do you hear me? He gonna. You see Travis Kelsey? We ain't seen Travis Kelsey all year, but you saw him tonight. Guess who else y'all seen, too? You seen two skeletons. Two skeletons? Who? Skeleton. Taylor park and goddamn Taylor Swift. The white girl. Goddamn thing of their skeletons. But they was up there cheering, eating our d'oeuvres and eating mayonnaise with pickles. God damn it. Clear. That's the kind of white people eat. They eat pickles with mayonnaise on it. Who do that? Black people eat no goddamn pickle with mayonnaise. Not them. They up there in the suites getting off. They had some FBI. That's the kind of clout that Taylor Swift got. They ain't got regular cops. They got FBI SWAT up there. You can't never get to that white girl. Do you hear me? Not even Michael Jackson can get the Taylor Swift. That's how much clout and power she got. But let me tell y'all something right here today. God damn it. I love what I seen from the Kansas City chief defense. Chris Jones is a dog. They got eight sacks today on C.J. stroud. And that's. That's why this Texas is at the house right now. And I know my Texas fan, bumpy. Look, Kiki, I love y'all to death. I know y'all want to pull them slabs out, but if you know, like I know it's gonna get cold in Texas the same way it was cold in Kansas City. So we ain't pulling slabs out. We pulling big trucks and SUVs out this weekend. I can bet you that you can save the slabs for the summertime. My Texas fan. You know I love you. I live right here in the H. I love you. But y'all talk cash money to me. Last week, when Bomb B was on her. And all I'm saying is, do you want open casket or is it cremation? Which one we doing? I'll dub your season being over, week six, it's fine. But your season over now. Yeah, we having your eulogy now. Hell, do you want fried chicken or baked chicken? What you want? What you want? K. Rose closed tonight. Cairo's ain't open tonight. That's all I'm saying. It's closed tonight. Shout out to my homies down here in H town too, man. Shout out to my homies, man. Shout out to my whole movie crew, Carol, if y'all ain't already watched it, go watch it on YouTube right now, man. Yeah, shout out to my big homie, top man, real talk. That's what we doing now. But the Texans, y'all don't know up. Y'all. Y'all coming though, man. Y'all did the same thing y'all did last year. You won a playoff game. You did the same thing this year and you lost in the second round. Cool. But you got to move. You got to continue to get better. I can't sit up here and say y'all got better. Cause you did the same thing you did last year. You got to get to another level. It's levels to this in the Kansas City Chiefs showing y'all that his levels took his. They on their way possibly to winning three in a row. That ain't never been done before. Ain't never three in a row. And I say it now, and I say it again, if that zebra, Patrick Mahomes win three Super Bowls in a row mean three MVPs in a row. He is the goat of quarterbacks. And I know y'all love Tom Brady. I love him, too. But his commentary on TV trash you a bad on that field. But up there in that both John Madden pass on morale rolling over in their damn grave. Listen to Tom Brady up there called the game. He ain't got it. Do you hear me? He ain't got. And y'all know they ain't got it. But y'all want to sit up here and ride Tom Brady's nuts all day. Easy go. He had hell of a defense too them years he was winning. He had hell of a defense. They were cheating, they were deflating balls and they were spying. He had all kinds of shit going on for him. But I ain't going to take nothing away from Thomas Elwood Brady Jr. Because I say he could go right now. But if that zebra hold up that laboratory trophy in about another Month or two, that boy will be a goat. I don't give a damn what none of y'all say. I don't give a damn what none of y'all say. Now, tomorrow games, you got the Eagles in the LA round. I'm gonna go ahead and keep you the book. I got the Eagles win that game. Reason why I want the Eagles to win, because my good friends up there in say they need some help. They need some more help with the firefighter. Well, guess what? The LA Rams on their damn way. They on their damn way. Then you got Baltimore and Buffalo. That's gonna be a damn game. Can Lamar finally get over the hump? Can Josh Allen finally, finally get over the hump and face the Kansas City Chiefs. Yeah. In the AFC Championship Game. That's gonna be a game tomorrow, don't you think? Big Derrick Henry ain't gonna run that ball. The last time they played, he had one yards against Buffalo. Last time they played, Josh Allen didn't even score a touchdown against the Baltimore Ravens. Them are real stats. They ain't gonna tell you that's in espn. They gonna be around. They can talk about how they think Josh Allen should be the mvp. But the MVP played the Ravens this year and he didn't score. Let's talk about that. Didn't score at all. But it's a different scenario now. They got Mari Cooper over there. Now, you still got Coleman, you got Shakur over there. Everybody's healthy for Buff on the offensive side of the ball. How will this game play out? I don't know. But guess what, people that's watching this show, we gonna tune in tomorrow. Why? Because we fans, we want to see the best go against the best. And we gonna see that tomorrow night. And I can't wait to watch this. But it's some breaking news outside the sport. Busta Rhymes don't went to jail for us. Out. You 52 years old. You ain't got no business out here assaulting your damn assistant over a damn thing. Stop it. Get your old ass in the booth and start rapping again, Dog. You ain't had a hit since you were with Janet Jackson. Y'all remember that he had with Jacket Jackson? That was jam. Anybody in here 45 and up. Y'all remember that song Bust around here with Janet Jackson? You know, I'm not lying to you. Goddamn Janet Jackson looking sexy. I'm not bullshitting you. I talk a lot of about Janet. But I get on my knees right now and get Janet Jacket. Goddamn right. Michael Jackson, little sister. But you ain't looking no more, you big sister. Come here. Jermaine Dupree ain't big enough. I am. Oh yeah. I'm the king of catfishing. I catfish a in a minute. My profile look like I'm 6 5, but in real life I'm 5 6. Goddamn soaking wet wearing books. Damn, I'm a king of catfish. Yeah, I know. I say I'm sick. I'll be sending whole pictures of me dunking on LeBron when he was in high school and it's all AI, girl, look, girl. He used to play LeBron in high school. Look, he dunked on Braun. Just don't know that's a I All.
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Off time at my house, there are a few things that are must haves on my checklist because you know I have to have an iconic watch party. First of all, my fellow friends and fans. Check. Got them in the building. My favorite jersey. It's lucky.
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Yes. Check.
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What's going on here?
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Well, it's got a unique mix of premium vodka, tropical fruit juices and a hint of cognac. Again, to put it in basketball terms, this is balancing out my roster. We call this balance in the business and it's a hit at watch parties. The Hypnotic comes out. We're adding a splash of color and flavor to every buzzer beater moment and everyone has a drink they can enjoy that tastes amazing. And guess what? You can find Hypnotic nationwide at your local liquor store or favorite bar. It's probably easier to get than, you know those courtside seats which are available. But look, Hypnotic is available everywhere. So the next time you need a break from the action with a distinctive timeout, look no further. Grab a bottle of Hypnotic and make your next basketball watch party iconic. Enjoy the vibrant taste with friends and turn every game into a memorable celebration. Hypnotic where every sip is a slam dunk. Hypnotic liquor Bardstown, Kentucky 17 Alcohol by volume Hypnotic reminds you to think wisely. Drink wisely.
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Goddamn right that's AI mature for me and I love AI too. Real. Tell y'all some real that happened to me. We family. I can talk to y'all For a minute. Story time with D. Man, I'm tell y'all some real that I didn't know. Don't you know the came and repossessed my dog. Raheem came to my house asking for my dog. Do you hear me? Like, what you mean? I need the dog back. The goddamn dog ran out the house and jumped in the damn truck with Raheem. The dying there, let's throw it Pits more the repossessing dogs. Yeah. I was financing the dog for 12 months, y'all. I ain't gonna lie. I will finance it for 12 months. I was trying to adopt this pit bull, but this run out the house and jump in the truck while I ain't even leave. I ain't never had nobody repossess no damn dog. But it happened to me today. I'm sitting there a. I really wanted that dog, y'all. I was gonna start me a damn kennel. I done went down there to the pets more store and talked to them folks about adopting the dog and, and how I love dogs and, and how I want to do this and that. And I didn't hit a rough patch in my life, y'all. And I couldn't even make a God. I didn't, you know, say I still own the goddamn doll. That's why it's called finance, God damn it. I gotta. I got a note to pay, but I'm paying a note on my dog. Not a car, not a house, not a phone, but a dog. And they coming, right? He coming. Got the goddamn dog DC cooker. Did Will give me my goddamn toddler back. I can buy all this goddamn high ass dog food proteins for this motherfucking dog and shit. I think I'm gonna eat the goddamn doll food now. My girl keep calling me a dog, I might eat the damn dog food myself. I'm upset, y'all. I. I don't understand why I keep getting done like this. I don't know. I ain't never done no harm to nobody. I always treat people with love and respect. I was gonna pay that damn dog note. I was. I ain't having my side. And then I had him in the house. You know what I'm saying? Most black people had their dogs chained up and all that other. But you can't have dog chained up down here in Texas no more. That's a fine. So I got the dog living with me. I was gonna breed him and. And the dog have puppies. I gonna let them have puppies in the house. I ain't gonna Lie. I ain't had the dog for two weeks. I done bonded with the dog. I love the dog more than I love my damn kids. One thing you gonna do, you're gonna touch a damn man dog. That's the same thing with that white man. That white woman can take all that white man money. She can take all the land. She can take everything in the world from him. But she better not touch that damn dog. Do you hear me? That woman tried to come to that dog. That dog barking and biting at that damn woman. That's the love and respect dogs got for their white owner. Dogs don't love us black owners. They regularly get away from us. Why we smoking weed with the. The dog watching us sell dope. The dog goddamn watching you snort powder, dog. Watching you goddamn take these God narco pills and turning the Batman. The damn dogs are traumatized. Yeah, the dogs need counseling dealing with us black folks. I ain't lying, dog. Watch us scam the dog. Watch us do well for fraud and everything. I know, I know. My dog seen all kind of. They were here with me two weeks. He seen all kinds of. He seen my pastor come over and shoot, dies with me hustle, cartel game ain't got on. Me and my pastor, we always shooting, dies in the house. Always win. That's all I'm saying. If you're watching this show, then you know it's presented by Pride Speak. Scan that barcode that's gonna pop up right there. Yikel. Real Talk first time user. But $5 in you're gonna get 50. You're betting more or less on your favorite player. And guess what? Even if you can't watch this show and you only can listen, go to Apple Podcast and Spotify, download the bubble dub show. Boom, there I am. Damn right. It's a lot going on out here right now. They on Snoop Dogg ass. Snoop Dogg don't went up there to Donald Trump in that inauguration and DJing. Come on, Snoop. You just on TV, fam. Talking about how you weren't gonna never go out there and perform for Trump, but Trump cut you a check that you have to see walk to and get. Now the people mad at you, dog. Oh, yeah. You can't keep people ain't fitting to Trump. I see. They not. They finna ban. I told you and I told you, my good best friend. Not all y'all, but some of y'all. That's illegal. God damn it. Your time is up. Your time is up. And I ain't just saying missing because there's all Kind of illegal people, too. Black people. Some of us can be illegal. All I'm telling you right now is you better have your papers. You better have your papers or your ass out of him by Thursday evening until all my friends down here, they got the goddamn taco stand, trucks, and you illegal. I said it once, I say it again, bring them to me. I cash you out, I'm gonna have about 75 businesses come Friday. Oh, y'all can get in your equipment too, if y'all want to. Don't y'all miss out on the goddamn good trucking trailers going on around here. These holes are coming up for sale and I'm in line to kill them. Damn right. Don't call me dog no more. Call me, send your dove down here in H town. Damn right. I got some cowboy books with spurs. I'm ready to get out here and start making tacos my damn self. And it's gonna be real meat, too. You damn right. I ain't gonna be playing with the people. I'm gonna give you real meat. But my price is gonna be higher than giraffe. Damn right. Two tacos, $30. And you better buy them, too. I'm gonna talk about you. Black people gonna never want to support their own. But they'll go and support everybody else, though. Damn right. Even though my price is high. I don't give a damn. Y'all know ain't lying. We want to support out. Y'all know I ain't lying. We be want to support one another, but goddamn black people, man, you go to black people restaurant, you get you a burger, you get you a fry, you get your drink. These talking about 55. 55 for what need, please. For giving you 55 for this. You finna get 55? Demaris, shut this down. What's that be going around? Ed Lee, Nathan Lee, Jason Lee. I don't give a damn. Y'all know who I'm talking about. The one that be doing those food reviews. P. Fleet. I got a restaurant for you to come to. Goddamn burger. The burger ain't even. Ain't even sitting right. The burger built like shamar. But you expected me to eat this burger. No, I'm not eating no damn burger that's built like shamar. I love your dog. Keep doing what you're doing. But the burger built just like you. It just ain't right. I bet y'all ain't party in Detroit tonight. I bet you. I bet every after party council them niggas ain't party. You think you are right? Now. Shit. Them niggas at the house. Cash Dog. Where you at? Come here. You single? Come here. God damn it. I beat. Step back. Come here. Think I won't. And will and will you by? Bring Cash Dog in my reunion and show my ass. I don't know an open cargo for women. But Cash Dog, you. You. I will do it, bro. Think I won't when I will. When it raining. I'm your umbrella. You ain't got to worry about a thing. When dub and Detroit. I know some of y'all mad at me right now. It's okay. Your hot ass to get. Your ass to get over it. Your ass to get over. But face it. Super bowl and Detroit just don't go together. Baby. Y'all got everything else going for you. Got the best rappers, got the best food, got the best hustlers, got the best car company forward. Y'all got everything else. But football. Ain't it? You know what I'm saying? Ain't it The Pistons doing their thing again. That's what's up. Be grateful it's the little things. Be grateful. The could be losing 30 games in a row again. But they not Kate cutting. Ham doing his thing up there right now. So be thankful for what? You got me the little things. That's all I'm saying. I get around the hole, the hoe get to talking about big meats. I get quiet. I get quiet. Keep telling my big penis. I get quiet. I like to change the subject. Then God damn, I heard it snowing tomorrow. I don't like that big penis talk because I ain't got no big penis. Real talk. Them all get to talking about meats and all that. I get quiet down to church high miles that run me hot when a woman talking about how big a man thing is. Don't with me. Hope you kiss cancer. Sleeping with a man with a big thing. Oh, I keep hoping you catch cancel right in your face. Don't you ever disrespect me again like that laying up in the bed spray. He could come and get it. What I'm gonna do with that? That's a monster. Mama always told me, watch out for that man. That's a mistake. I can't do nothing with that. You wanna walk around with these big ass monkeys and thinking I'm gonna shake you like a goddamn horror movie? That's a pet cemetery cat. You had 75 abortions, sheep. You want me to go down and eat it? For what? So them voices can talk to me? I be down. The devil is A lie. Them damn boss is down there talking to me. I know what you did last summer. I bet you do. But I'm the wrong. I'm the wrong. I wasn't her last song. That was Henry. I'm Doug. Oh, yeah. You right, player. You right. You right. You. You right. Man, y'all better be careful. Y'all better be careful what's going on out here these days. Too much going on. Hit that like button for your boy, man. Make sure you subscribe to the show, too, man. Real talk. We having fun over here. This is what we do. We're going live tomorrow, too. After the games. Tomorrow, after the Buffalo and the Ravens game. My black ass coming right back over here and going live again. And for the people that's watching sometimes. Just smile, man. Let me get real for a second. I know sometimes we go through a lot of. In life. The life throw us a lot of curveballs and we get upset. Sometimes we do without thinking. Sometimes we be too emotional. But sometimes, man, we have to take a step back and just think before we react. Because, you know, I'm saying one mistake can cost you your whole life. And you know what I'm saying? Just, you know, just one. Just one mistake, man, and your whole life is over. So sometimes when we get mad, let's. Let's be slow. Let's be slow to. To react, man. Let's. Let's think this through. Sometimes, man, my homeboy gets murdered somebody, man. Cause his pride got hurt. He's gone, man. Like this real talk is no joke, man. My homeboy just murdered somebody, man. Because old boy hurt his feelings. Pride got in the way. He couldn't take and killed him. Now my homeboy gone. You understand? Had a girl, kids gone. Now his girl, you know what I'm saying? Depending on me to help him with lawyer fees. And I'm saying, why should I help him with lawyer fe. He ain't coming home, baby. It's a route. Ain't nothing else I can do. I'm not gonna be wasting no money on. On something I know we ain't gonna win. It's. It's a route, you know what I'm saying? And she a good girl. A fine girl today. And I know the wolves gonna be at her. So I'm thinking, y'all, before I let the wolves giggle, I might as well kill her. That's all I'm saying. So when you calling me, asking me, how this girl doing? She in good hand. She in church now. What? She in church. Dog got a job. She don't know that she working for me. You know, I got my. I got my truck company going on. And you know what I'm saying? So I got her. You know what I'm saying? Calling in, putting orders in. God damn it. I'm enjoying myself with her. She's a good mother. Do you. This woman is a good mother. She's smart. She gonna let her kids get on the phone all day. She's right there reading them books. I like this girl. Him and. And you know, my mom and them upset about it. But like I told my mama now, this is my goddamn life. I'm a grown man. I don't live with you. You can't tell me what to do. I won't disrespect my elders, but I would not let you disrespect my heart. Do you hear me? I won't let you do it, mama. I stand up and go toe to toe, blow for blow with you. Real talk hang life. I was in Detroit, I'd be ready to throw these. Real talk Detroit, though. I'll be ready to throw you if I was in Detroit. I don't play about her. I don't. She came in my life and changed my life. She get down there and blow on my 1 inch candle and God damn it. And. And she blow it out because that's all I want. She blowing it like a candle in the cake. Oh, admit. And she just mailed me Real talk. When she do that, I make her cash out. Dance ain't lying. I sent that whole 50, 30 times. She think I'm rich. I ain't rich. I ain't rich. I just know how to manage. And you should do, too. Just now watching the show, we got a thing that we call the Hell no Signal. Somebody asked me bubble double dub. I see you wearing the Washington Commander jersey. Will you ever be a Commander fan? Hey, yo, no Cowboys till I die. I know some of y'all saying if you. How about. But how could you put that on? Cause I got the. That's how fanatics giving me all these jersey. And I don't guess what? I'm gonna give y'all some too. So get in the comments. Put your size down. I'm gonna be giving away some jerseys. Again, real talk. If you're going down there to the super bowl, hopefully some of y'all get to go around there. I'm gonna be the bubble dub merch will be with me when I go down. Get ready to buy you some of this bubble dub merch because it's going down. Trash of the day going to the Detroit line. Trash. Fools go, hey, everybody. Fool had me, fool. I almost lost 1500. Thank God I didn't. Thank God I didn't. I'll be mad than a mother right now, but I'm not. So put your jersey sizes down. Put your hat sizes down right now. I'm real soon, I said by. Give me about two weeks, I'm gonna be giving away some jerseys and some hats. Thank y'all for tuning in to the Bubble Dove show. Real Talk. I'm going live again tomorrow night. Same people that's here tonight. I want to see you tomorrow. Real Talk. When I get off this live, make sure you can hit the like button. In case you didn't know, I'm on the Week of Ones tour. Yeah. Me, Mike Eps, country Wayne, Haha, Davis, Mojo Brooks, Corey Holcomb, Tony Roberts, Lil Duvall, and. And my boy, Carlos Miller. Our first. Our first show gonna be in Minnesota February 1st. Go and grab them tickets right now and get there early because it's my first time being on a big tour. So, you know, they got me going up early, but that won't last long. I start going to back pretty soon. Cause you know I'm gonna get up there and show my ass. So if you come to see me at these shows, y'all hear me out. Get there early so you can see your boy. Don't get that late like me. I ain't get to see dub. Well, you know, I'm a. I'm a new baby on this tour, and they got me going up first because they. But once I come off that stage, it's gonna be some. That's real Talk. Anybody don't come to see one of my comedy shows, they already know. Oh, yeah, y'all. Dub. Him real talk. So give me about three or four shows. I'm gonna be going up early. About three or four shows. About that fifth and sixth show. Aw, ain't going up there early no more. You. I know. I know goddamn well I ain. I don't. I can't. Well, I ain't. Same way we looking at Jane Daniels. He might be a rookie, but he ain't playing like no rookie, playing like a seasoned veteran. Do you hear me? I used to think RG3 was the best rookie that I ever seen. That's a damn lie. Jane Daniels here. Yes. Yes, sir. And we got a movement going. The movement is. And I can say this. I've been talking with Ryan Clark. I'm trying to get on espn first take once a week doing NFL and NBA. So we got that movement going. Real talk. So once y'all see the bubble dub, the espn, share that. Cause we about to make this happen. We about to make history happen, y'all. I know we all love our brothers that's on TV now. We love to Sharp Shannon, you know, me and him do business together on this show. Shout out to Stephen Nation if he been doing his thing. But it's time for some new blood to get on that tv. And it's me. Yeah, somebody that y'all been watching for a minute, which is me. I'm gonna get on espn, y'all. I'm gonna get on Amazon prime, y'all, and I'm gonna show my ass. And when you hit the crib with your girl or your homeboy, you can look like that's my dubbed up, man. You know he was right here with us. That's what I'm talking about, man. Because believe when I open up them doors, I'm gonna do this right here. Come here, Come here. So if anybody's trying to get in this business, get your together, baby. Because once I get there, I'm reaching my hand back and pulling you up with me. It ain't just that I'm gonna win. We all gonna win. That's the way I look at life. I bubble dub don't just win. We all gonna win in life. It just fun and games to me, y'all. I don't take this that serious, dog. Cause I know one day, you hear, the next day your ass could be gone. Do you hear me? So don't take life for granted. Don't be out here drinking and driving tonight. Don't do it. You can smoke all that. All you want. Don't you be behind no wheel drinking and driving. Because I don't want you to kill nobody here. And I don't want you to kill yourself. Some of you got kids. You need to think about your kids, man. You need to be here for your family. You can't do nothing with them when you're dead and gone. If it's somebody in your life that been showing you love, give them their flowers now where they can smell. Cause they can't do with them when they did. We live in a time now where you don't want to show nobody no love because they feel like you dick riding. But we ain't doing 20, 25. If people been showing love and doing what they post to do, you show them love and respect. That's what we doing. Thank y'all for watching tonight's show. I'll see y'all again tomorrow night. Peace love. I'm out the volume.
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